Lifeline - 207. God Is Probably a Guy

Episode Date: April 12, 2026

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We should start like this. 12? Oh, she's 12 now? 12. Not crazy old, but. That is crazy to have a dog with you for 12 years, really, if you think about it. I know. Yeah.

Dude, Charlie's like 14 or something now. I had Martin for 14 years. Oh, yeah. I don't, wait. It was 17 years. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You had Billy for 17 years, huh?

I had Billy for like almost 17 years, yeah. Damn. Yeah, me still have Charlie, huh? Yeah. Immortalized in on celluloid. Celluloid? Film, yeah. She's one of the stars of American Animal, dude.

Celluloid. That's cool, man. Mortilized on celluloid. Yeah, you said it, you know? Wait, did you... Just learned cellular. Did you shoot your movie on film? No.

Oh, you didn't. Shot on red back in the day. Oh. So it's not celluloid, is it? It isn't cellular. Did you make a print? You can't stop saying cellular. Okay, so it is on cellular.

So it technically is on cellular. Can't stop saying cellular. On digital. Immortalized on DV. All right. Well, yeah. You know, I had a headache yesterday. My gosh. So boring. Oh, yeah, dude. Sorry. It wasn't immortalized on celluloid, but. That's slightly more interesting, you know? No. Okay. How often you get headaches? Not often. And then I woke up and I still had it.

I get headaches often. Really? I love tacos deep. Yeah, I get headaches often, dude. I get headaches. I love tacos deep? Yeah. Is that what he says in it? I thought he says I loved Home Depot. He says both. He says, I love Home Depot. To John Bernthal, he says, I love tacos deep to Andrew Callahan. Oh, wow. So there's a bunch of shy stuff you've got to be aware of. Shadabuff.

To really live its life. The past two times here, I've been hot. Isn't that weird? It's warmer than the last, yeah, it actually is, I always, I think I said this last time, I always wear stuff because I know I'm going to be cold.

Right. Same. But last time it was hot and I had a hoodie on it. I was pissed. And I wore a long-sleeved thing with a little macky here. and you pissed. Okay.

Talk about boring, but yeah. I, I don't know. You brought it up. Yeah. You open the gates. All right. Well, that's fine. It's, you know, we're doing good, and we, this is Lifeline, and we love Lifeline, and we love

you guys for watching Lifeline. It's episode 207. Happy birthday to Ed O'Neill, Claire Daines, and David Letterman, and also my son, Billy. Third of one being the most important, even though we all love Al Bundy. Well, no, not. Even know. Third one being most important because that's David Letterman,

not Billy. You don't think Billy's the most important of that group? You said the third one is the most important. Oh, sorry, fourth. Yeah. No, for the fourth one is the most important. Then Ed O'Neill, because he was Al Bundy

and Al Bundy's legend. I love Letterman, but he's got to be third and Claire Daines can, whatever. Sorry, Claire. No, yeah, she's a good actor. Shout out to Legends for sponsoring the show Legends is a free to play social casino and sportsbook.

Check it out at Legends.com. Legends with a Z. Yeah. And then go get tickets It's in my tour. It's popping off crazy at Chrissyliy.com. It's popping off crazy except in Columbus. It wasn't really popping off that crazy,

but I had a good show. Why is that? I don't know. It wasn't really full. I don't know what's up with Columbus. Maybe it was Easter weekend, but I wouldn't think that, yeah, maybe that did have something to do with it actually.

Yeah, I don't know. Cincinnati was good. Yeah, weird, just weird how it goes. Shout out to that unheard-of brand. They hooked me up. That's probably the best sneaker shop. It might be the best sneaker shop I've ever been So Cincinnati or Columbus?

Cincinnati. Okay. And they were like, come through. The guy's a fan, you know, he's like, come through and he's like, I'm gonna bring you shoes. I'm at the meet and greet. I'm like, oh, all right. But then I got there and I got to my hotel and I realized that this store was like right next door to the hotel. So I was like, you know, when I go to a big city, usually people write me about coffee and shoes. Like this is where you get your coffee, this is where, you know.

this is where you can get. They know you. A sneaker shop, yeah. And so I was like, oh, you know, I'll go by. The guy seemed nice enough. I went by and he hooked me up, man. They hooked me up. I met the owner there and it's just, they got really good stuff unheard of.

It's cool. They came out with this new shoe with Adidas and it's amazing. You said it's the best sneakers? It's for sure at least one of the best sneaker shops I've ever been to. Yeah. Yeah, definitely. You're a sneaker head too. Less now, I guess.

And there's only one in Cincinnati. I was like, why don't you branch out? And you're like, no, we don't want to. Like, oh, wow. They've got to be making a lot of money. So anyway. Well, good for you, man. What's up with franchising, dude?

When companies franchise. What's up with it? Yeah, like, it becomes a different thing. I know that. Like, usually things get worse, right? I actually have no idea. Trump product. But, like, you know, I mean, look, dude,

if you look at the most franchised stuff, it's terrible. Is French, would you consider opening one more? No, I, it probably doesn't dilute it that much. Rule of thumb. Yeah, I would. I don't know. I guess if it's in every big city, it probably sucks.

Yeah, yeah, probably, yeah. More than it wouldn't. You know, it would. Because, you know, it's like, yeah, I don't know. I don't know, yeah, I don't know. When I hear things like in and out, why is it in and out not everywhere? Right. Yeah.

I don't get that. Everybody knows it's the best. And it's only, it's in Nevada, too, right? Yeah, it's in Nevada. It's in Utah, I believe. I saw their opening in Atlanta. Oh, really? Which is big.

Oh. It's technically their first. East Coast one. Yeah. Whoa. What are good franchises? Well, that's a franchise. That's just not everywhere, though.

I mean, I hate to, you know, harken back, but Home Depot is a great franchise. I love Home Depot. Yeah. But no, but that's not about, but I guess I'm, what are you thinking? Yeah, that's different. I think of clothes and food. Oh. Like Home Depot is, they're just selling wood.

Sure. I mean, I understand it could be shit. Like, IKEA is a franchise and shit. Dog shit. But, yeah. Sorry to the Swedes out there, but I'm not. They have Legos. They have Legos.

Now it's dog shit. I mean, it serves a good purpose for people to have. Yeah, but the assembly deal on IKEA stuff. I would have gotten way better. What? I would argue it's gotten way better. I wouldn't know because I stopped because I was like, this is, these instructions are unbelievably poorly.

Oh, really? For the assembly, yeah. They're just like, yeah, just keep drawing. Draw it. Draw the fucking thing on them so they get it. The way they do it with the, what are those things even called? They have pegs instead of screws. I hate that.

Put little wood things in the holes there. I hate that. Who cares? I always messed that up. Put arrows on the floor so they know where to walk. And then I finish it and only when I finish it, do I realize they messed up, keep on. Sell hot dogs. For no reason.

Sell hot dogs. You're doing Asian. No. That's not true. It's false? For no reason. Seon Hantong. Okay.

That would be Asian. What's Swedish again? Well, now I'm all fucked up, but hold on. In the meantime, subscribe to our Patreon. Patreon.com slash lifeline luxury. Subscribe to this channel. It's super good. Obviously, subscribe to become a member of my Patreon, Patreon, Patreon.

I'm a lot. Now I'm fucked up. I can't do it. Thanks a lot. Ty fucked everything up. Okay. Taye fucked it up. At least it's not Anthony.

Anthony would have been fucking. The whole studio would have been on fire. Yeah, in the whole. At this point. Dude, we were dogging Anthony last night in the group text or I was, actually only me. What was he doing? Well, he was doing nothing and I just kept texting it.

Well, no, we were talking about the Sopranos. Yeah, we talked about the Sopranos and then I said. And you're watching it and he's watched. Yeah, he is. He started watching it again. He's slightly behind you. Yeah. And he said.

You were talking about how great of a character of Tony Sopranos is and I was like, that's what I'm saying. And then Anthony said. And then Anthony said, Anthony Jr.'s Band T's band teas are great. It was the only thing he said. Didn't say anything about the show.

Oh, yeah. And I said, then I said a picture said, bro, Saw is in it, like the guy. Yep. Tobin Bell. And then Anthony said, I'm on season three, episode six. And then I said, no, he said, damn, Ralphie, well, I don't want to ruin it,

but I said, then he said, shut up. Yeah, nice. And he said, and then I said, Will Arnette is in this? And I forgot. And then Mocko was like fucking confirmed. Like I would lie about that. Which is really, really crazy.

Would I be mistaken that fucking Will Arnett or lie about that? Do you want to explain yourself at all? Well, I texted something right before saying confirmed. I wrote what? Like, I couldn't believe it. And then. Yeah. I don't know.

I don't think he was saying you were lying. I know. Look, I'm watching The Sopranos and that's disrespectful. No, I'm just, imagine this is what I'm saying. Yeah. I'm saying what? Oh, wow, that's true. That's confirmed.

I know, but when I'm watching the Sopranos and I'm in that mode, don't disrespect me. Right. I mean, Tony Soprano, but yeah. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. So, uh, okay. Yeah. That's why I expect him to know that.

You're saying? Just don't disrespect me. So, and then I said, Anthony is watching Sopranos thinking about a lot of dumb shit while he's watching it. Nice. And then Maca Roe, LMA. And then I said, shit like that mock turtleneck looks good on Italians, LMAO, stupid asshole.

So, and then he wrote ha ha ha. And then I sent a picture of me sleeping. And I said, how I sleep knowing Anthony is thinking of dumb shit watching soprano. Nice, dude. So mean. Dude, why is it so funny to be mean to guys for men to be mean to men? Women don't do that. And they can't do that.

And you can't do that to them. Well, it's not funny to be mean. It's funny to be funny. Mean can be funny. Yeah, yeah. We all know the kind of guy who thinks he's being funny and he's just being a dick. But that's not what, yeah, that's not what I'm talking about. When there's an understanding.

Yeah. And you know, you know that the person doesn't mean it. Yeah, well, especially when the person like Anthony can can take a joke and also laughs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. when it's the best. Why is that funny? Why is that good? To just, it's not a, I mean, it is a joke,

I guess, but it's not a joke. You're just saying something that you can think of that's awful, and it makes you laugh. That's so weird. I think about that all the time, honestly, because I have another group chat where I'm with two other dudes, and I, we are, I mean, brutal, not, nothing like this. And we laugh. Yeah, I mean, that's, Yeah, that's every text thread you're on probably. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

That's how it goes. But women are just so opposite of that. And then if you do that to a woman, then they feel bad. So it's great. Yeah, women are, yeah, yeah. So anyway, that's great. I mean, so deep, you know. Fuck, I ate so much pizza and ice cream last night.

And I just feel like dog shit. I just crashed. It's not that bad, you know? No, no, no, no. It's not mental. It's physical. I feel gross. But yeah.

Was it good? pizza at least oh yeah what kind picky um slice house slice house don't know it hey don't know it near do i but i got it and somebody got it and i and i ate it i didn't get it they were like we have pizza and i was like okay and i ate it was at your house though it was at my house oh it was do you know who that person yeah oh okay okay it was my nanny manani and i go, okay, I'll eat it. How much did you have? Five pieces. Five pieces. So fat, dude.

That's nothing, dude. Don't do, don't do that. Dude, I saw a clip from DJ Khalid and he was like... Well, he's fat. I know, I know, I know. But he was eating a burger. He said, on God, this is the problem. I will eat five of these. All, no problem. Another one.

And I was like, God, dude, I am like that. But I'm not fat. You know, I guess I just have a good metabolism for now. about 46. You eat five burgers in 10 years, you'd be fat. Five burgers in 10 years wouldn't make you fat. In 10 years, when you eat five pieces of pizza, you will become a fat guy. Not if I do it only one time.

Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure. I don't do that. Okay, okay. All right, dude. All right, well, anyway, we can do a submission, dude. Hey, Chris and Matt, I'm always in your DMs and in the Patreon. And Chris, I've been a baby since day one. And I love you both.

And I was calling in because I wanted your input on something different the last time. As you can see, I really like the thin 1930s shaved off and drawn eyebrow look. But a lot of guys that I date or talk to that are straight guys to date women don't really like that and think it's weird and off-putting. And I was kind of wondering both of your guys input on that on why do you guys think it's so weird? Because I personally love it. But anyways, Chris, I'm going to see you in May. in Nashville, I'm so excited. And Matt, I'm sure I will catch you back

on the Patreon lives. Okay, I love you both. Sweet. What, what you're talking about? Lines? Here, okay. I'm not trying to blow you out. Yeah.

You fucking checked your phone in the middle of the submission. The reason why is because I had to do something that was timely. But yes, you're right. I shouldn't have done that. Okay. So it's not even...

I caught it. I was going to say something and I was like, I'm going to bite my tongue, but then you fucking missed the whole fucking thing, so now I had to bring it up. No, no, no. I didn't miss the whole thing. thing because she was talking about lines on her face and the not natural yeah but is she only talking

about her eyebrows or she's talking about because she also mentioned like she said guys don't straight guys don't like it and she says she loves it and she's wondering why yeah i mean that's doesn't she know the answer right i mean i don't think i unless you were molested by somebody who drew on there i'm saying if a guy if a guy was you know molested you know you know molested when he was younger. Man? What are you doing? Can I fucking finish?

Yeah, I guess. I don't know. If a guy was molested when he was younger, it happens, dude. You know? I know that. Okay, so, I mean, it's not, you're acting like someone's getting molested in this room right now. You just jump into a device being like, so when guys get molested.

Yes, and it will come back around. But you're not even giving me a chance to come back around. I'm allowed to react the way I reacted. I don't think you're, yes, but I don't think you're reacting right-sized. Okay, okay. Well, I think it was right-sized. So continue. Well, I don't think it was right-sized.

And I also think, deep down, you think it wasn't right-sized. Oh, you're wrong. And you're fat. All right. So look, if you were molested as a kid, a boy, by a woman who drew on her eyebrows, then you would grow up and probably find that attractive because of trauma. I can think of other reasons, too, but. I can't.

And that's the only reason. So, because otherwise, men like pretty much natural looking stuff. Bro, what the fuck are you talking about men just like natural looking stuff? Pretty much, I said. Pretty much what percent you're going to hang on that? About natural stuff for men? Men don't like natural looking stuff, dude. I know fucking guys that, like, pose as fucking feminists as like allies that secretly want their

wives to wear more makeup. No, no, no. not true. But that's why I'm saying pretty much makeup to me can be can look natural. I'm not saying don't wear makeup. You're you're not saying okay and as a society we've grown to accept nose jobs and you know even lip filler starts to look better now. That's why I had that reaction. Right. So I get that. That's why I say pretty much. Okay. Drawing on your eyebrows does not look natural. It's not something that even close to looks natural. Everything else that women do cosmetically, unless their boobs are fucking crazy. I was just going to say, what about the big

fucking tater tots that people get attached to their chest and men are just like br-d-d-d-dan-dan-dan-d-d-da-da-da-da- all day long. I think most men like, yes, fake boobs, but I think they would be more, I like them maybe bigger but not crazy big, I want them to look somewhat natural to trick my brain. And the eyebrow thing is just not a natural thing. Now, if every woman started doing it and it became very prevalent,

I think more men would be attracted to it because you... I think that's true. Yeah, the more you're exposed to something, the more you're attracted to it. Going back to the thing about being molested when you were younger by somebody that did that, Basically, all you're trying to do is reenact your trauma when you're, you know, having sex.

Okay. Okay. So. I mean, I don't, I guess. So, guys. So I'm saying, in this time period, for what we are societally, she's only going to get men attracted to her who. have most likely been molested. Oh my god.

So that's, I don't. That is what I'm, that, that is, that is what I'm saying. And I am, I'm really fucking smart about that. Okay. Okay. And now that's a, I guess that's a hot take. No, that's a really hot take.

That's not, that's fucking sizzling, dude. Um, I don't, I guess I don't know why guys don't like it. I, I'm not like, it's not like, I like it. So I, but, I probably because it just is so very, very specific.

Like they don't look like eyebrows. It's severely unnatural and not enough women do it to get us integrated, to have it be integrated. Yeah. Yeah. Like it's,

it is the kind of thing though and I think maybe this is what she was alluded to. Like women might like it. No. Because they're like, yeah. They're like,

that's a cool style that I'm into. Sure, yeah, yeah, of course. Which is a thing that I've heard other women talk about, like, I'd do this because women like it, but men aren't attracted to it. Yeah, a red lipstick is an example, a different, not as, but, you know, most women, most men, I think, don't like red lipstick. Really? Yeah, like, harsh red. You mean like bright like this?

Yeah. Yeah. But, but, and, you know, for a bunch of different reasons. First of all, it doesn't look natural. You, you know, you know, when you're attracted to somebody, you imagine. being with them and you don't imagine you're like oh no lipstick would be all over my face

like that I don't know that's not natural I don't want anything like that I mean I don't like that I kind of like red lipstick I guess I'm not like it depends on obviously right maybe when you were younger I was molested by red lipstick No I mean maybe you I was molested by it

maybe you had a teacher or something that wore super red lipstick and like held you or something I mean all right because you were sad not I'm just saying. Freud over here, you know, what the fucking when you were a kid shit? No, it's not about when you're a kid. It's, it's, I mean, it did happen when you were a kid, but it's more about what you're used to and you find comfort in, you know, that's why people are racist, dude. If some, you know, if you're, fucking hitting all the buttons, keep on.

If you're five, here we go. And the first black person you meet as a white guy, okay, is super nice. You've got no reason to be upset with anybody black. If you're five and an Asian or black or somebody who's not white and you're white comes up to you and smacks the shit out of you, you then it's harder for you to not feel a certain type of way towards blacks or Asians. Now if a black with pencil drawn eyelash, dude, stop saying a black. What the fuck? What the Fuck, dude. What? Stop.

But keep going, but stop saying that. A black person is what I, yeah. I don't mean a black. Like I'm fucking, Tony Sopranos has a lot. So maybe I said it by mistake. But a black person, a white. Is it okay to say a white? No.

Oh. A white? Really? I'm a white. Is that bad? I don't know. I mean, I guess it depends on if you, I don't know. But I don't think you call, I don't think that's the way.

Okay. You do that. I'm just saying. the board. You look for reasons why bad things happen and you don't always think of the right reasons. You go, you know, well, that person's different than I am. And when I was five, the first one I met that looked like that fucking hit me and stole my toys. I mean, it's so fucking specific. I think people generally grow up racist because they're raised that way. That is a huge part too. In that milieu, if you were. But that's almost like, it's like in the Holocaust when, when, you know, there was a whole general. generation after the Holocaust that has trauma because of the way their parents who were in the

Holocaust told them stories. That's real trauma. It's not, it's not, it's not, it's not because they were in the Holocaust, but they're, it's still real trauma in their life that they deal with. Fuck. Yeah, but that, but no. I'm hitting. I'm really hitting today. You're fucking whiffing so hard, dude. No. And I would argue it's possible you've never whipped harder. Oh, God, no. Oh, God, no. Well, I actually might not be true. You whiff pretty hard, but this is a hard whiff. Oh, God, no. Oh, God, no. I'm proud of me for this, honestly. Good for you, man.

And I agree with me. Of course you do. It's not even worth saying. Everybody agrees with themselves. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know about your hypothetical situation about the eyebrows or really the racism thing. I mean, it's certainly possible that you could become racist if when you're five, an Asian man comes up to you and kicks you in the face. That's my case.

But I don't know. I think when you grow up and you are at least exposed to other Asian people and then you realize, oh, wait, not every Asian person comes up to me and kicks me in the face. Okay. Okay. Okay. Now, if you're in a predominantly white neighborhood and you meet an Asian guy for the first time and they smack your face and take your toy, okay? And you're six. Okay.

You've never met an Asian person. You never seen one, never met one. Yeah. Right? That's the hypothetical. Okay, keep going. You go, huh, you know?

Well, you cry like a fucking six-year-old. That's fucking sucks. Why'd they do that? And they go, I don't know, I never seen a person that looks like that before. Is that, that, whatever. You go, fine. Kind of seeing them on TV and stuff.

Like I watched, you know. Here we go. Cunching tiger and dragon or whatever the fuck. Then. A six-year-old, you know? Just watching Hang Lee. movies. But then you're at the supermarket.

And dude, I'm, this is all hypothetical. Oh, I understand. Yeah. And an Asian guy then, you see your second Asian guy.

How old are you now? Seven, eight. Oh, it's really, soon after, okay. Yeah.

And he's pushing the shopping cart. And he bumps into the cereal section and a bunch of it fucking falls down. So specific, okay. And you're like, oh, that's kind of in the way. I wonder if you know where you're going with this. And you go, fuck, I got to kind of shimmy out the way. And you go like, this is fucking, God damn it.

Fucking, who does this? And you go, fucking the other guy who smacked a shit of me and took my toy is the same kind of guy as that guy. You've only seen two Asians still. Yeah. This is your second Asian. Okay. Yeah. I'm not saying it's right to be racist.

I know that. But you understand how this could affect somebody. You go, what's up with those fucking guys? Asians, you said? I've met two. And I know that's like, but like one of them fucking, first of all, one of them smacked me and stole my toy. And the second one is like, he was really fucking clumsy.

They're not all like that, right? There you go. That's how it starts. And then you say that to somebody who goes, well, you know, no, they're not all like that, but. boom that's how racism starts and it's not right i agree that that is a possible way racism could start i think that racism generally speaking doesn't start that way the predominant way someone becomes racist isn't that is i'm going to go out on the limb and say that okay so if you

are i know and this is something i'm really harping on because this is really serious i think i so it's very not serious but it's very really makes a lot of sense and i think i think that you don't think it makes sense. But if you grew up with a really fat fucking babysitter, and she was always fat and left food on the couch sometimes and sometimes ate your shit, and she was your main babysitter. And you grew up and you were like, look, I don't want to be around fat people.

That's not just possible. It's probable unless you're doing the work inside of you. thinking like, okay, this was this person's problem. Not all fat people do that. That's the only fat person you ever meet in your fucking life. Dude, you know how many fat people there are in the world? Not if it's the only fat person. If there's also other fat people that you see and maybe meet,

but this one babysitter is keep coming, she keeps coming over and watching you and she keeps being fat and keeps eating your treats and then also like there's chocolate on the fucking couch when she leaves. The worst babysitter. The fucking absolute worst man, we'd get fired in a heartbeat. You would go. well shit man all right and then later on in life when you're fucking 25 you might see a fat person

you'd be like it's a fucking person and and and i stand by that dude i mean it's hard to be like no you're wrong but i just think this the specificity with which you're putting forth these ways people become shitty ways is kind of like sure you know but i don't think that's the way people develop a distaste or disdain for fat people or Asians. That's how it started though. That's how it started. And then all the rest. For who?

For the first people and then for the rest of the- The first people. Dude, what do you mean fucking the first people on what? Homosapiens? If Adam and Eve, I'm just proposing. If this is, now look, dude, if Adam and Eve were on the fucking thing, first of all, why do you think a lot of men hate women so much? fucking Eve ate that fucking apple, dude.

That's the reason men, men, hey women, because Eve ate the apple. If that's true, which, you know, it's probably not. It's a whole thing. But like, you could understand, be like, well, it's because that one bitch fucking ate the apple. So long ago.

And now it's like, my wife doesn't know what she wants. She fucking changes her mind all the time. She said she like this and I went to get this and then fucking, I'm at, I'm at coffee bean. And I'm supposed to know what she likes because she won't answer her text messages. If I text her, what do you want? And so, okay, so don't get her anything.

So then I go home and then I got the coffee and she's like, did you get me anything? And I go, no, no, you didn't check your text. And she says, well, yeah, but that's because you, but you know what I like. And you go, fucking, you know what I mean? I see a therapist. I do.

More. This. More. I just, dude, I just. I also had nothing to do with Eve everything you said about. No, it did, though, because it's ingrained that she fucking, that, that a long time ago in society, you know, this is what, you know, men think women do. And she did do that, if that's real.

Eve ate the apple. That is nothing to do with the indecision or expecting you to know things about your, not to eat the apple. Yeah. I know the story of Adam and Eve. I don't know what you're saying about women now. God is a guy, probably. God is a guy, probably.

But also, but also, dude, when people were in the Holocaust. I mean, I can't believe how scattered this point is. No, it's not. It's all about the same thing. I don't see that. But keep going. Maybe I will. When people were in the Holocaust and Jews were being treated wrong, by the way.

Wrong. Pretty wrong. Yeah. You can say that. Are you still talking about eyebrows? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It all goes back to that. It's coming back to that, I guess.

So Jews were being persecuted by Germans, okay? And others, but yeah. And others. Horrible, just horrific things happened to Jewish people. during the Holocaust. Okay? Correct, correct, yes. Some of those Jewish people

were in the Holocaust, made it out, had families of their own, and some of those people dealt with their trauma by always talking about it, to their kids, and then to their kids, kids,

that's generational trauma that now people feel who are Jewish, maybe, a certain way about, you know, German or, you know.

But a lot of them, feel deeply German specifically. I know a Holocaust survivor who literally was like, I want nothing more than to move back to Germany because I feel German. I'm in America. I feel stuck. And that's reenacting the trauma.

And fucking being Freud again, you know. Renacting the trauma. Like, she didn't want to go back to a fucking concentration camp. No, she didn't. But, okay, well, we don't want to get into that. She felt German. She doesn't want to do that. I don't, honestly, I don't want to, okay.

All right. Well, have you seen Dexter? No, but I mean a little bit of it. Okay. And he, when he was growing up, this is a fake, but go ahead. This is a fake show. Okay. Scripted by Tony Sopranos looking, you know, he keeps trying, he keeps cheating on his wife with women. Fake guy. I remind him of his mom. Too fake guys.

No, the Sopranos thing. Yeah, sure, I get that. Yeah. The Dexter, his mom, his mom, wore the different color painted nails. The other serial killer was his brother and the other serial killer was, you know, painting everyone he killed nails like that. And that's because he was re-acting his trauma. And his brother was also a serial killer in that show? Did you see Dexter?

No, I mean, not that part. Oh, bro, season one. Oh, yeah. Who plays his brother? I saw season one. The killer, the ice truck killer the whole time he's trying to figure out who it is. And it's his brother.

And yeah, it's amazing. way it unfolds. Damn, I don't remember that. It's really good. Anyway, dude, I don't mean to... You don't want to make it sidetracked? Well, Dexter was kind of a sidetrack, but before that it was not a sidetrack and it all makes sense. No, dude. A hundred no. I don't think you're right about that, dude. I think it does make sense.

Some of the things in isolation that you were saying have a logical foundation. It's coming around. But what you were saying did not make sense in its totality by any stretched the imagination. Put her there. Put her there. So she is going to get, I'm saying, probably has a high chance of probably meeting a guy who's

you know, and once a view with her that was molested by some sort of or maybe he had a teacher that did that and she really took care of him or something. I think maybe the takeaway is she's probably unlikely to find a straight man who likes it. I think it's probably the best take away for her intents and purposes, why she submitted.

Very few men were, yeah, exposed to that one they were going on. Or just very few men liked the way that looks. How about that? Because they weren't exposed to that one. Anyway. All right. That was very important. I'm glad you called it.

It seemed like a benign video. That was a great video. Yeah, we covered race. We covered the Holocaust. We covered the origins of racism horribly. We covered the trauma of Holocaust victims horribly. Secondary.

Secondary trauma. We talked about Adam and Eve, which was clearly misunderstood by you. No, God. It was probably a guy. Its implications were clearly misunderstood by you, not the actual story itself. God, who's a probably guy. Fucking. God who's a probably guy.

Going to hell. All right. Christopher, Matthew. Thank you for joining me. I just got a question Oh How do you like my hat? Oh, he was molested by some guy with a hat like that

I'm heading overseas I'm in a hip hop group It's me, I rap And another rapper and a DJ And we're heading overseas By the time you see this I might already be over there or back But who knows

And this is a Thursday So we'll see how Mocko gets it But everyone kind of considers me the you know quote unquote leader of the group um and i i don't want that i never wanted it um you know i just want the group to be successful

um i bust my ass for it but sometimes i think that the other two members kind of take my hard work for laziness on their end um oh i see oh just taking a quick sip um and it's like how do I I've told them already you know like hey I feel like I'm putting in more work than you guys like what's going on and now it kind of becomes this like oh he's just bitching again like so is there any way to get around it it's just kind of starting to put some pressure on my personal life I'm the only one with a wife that's married that lives out on their own so I mean you know I feel like I have a lot more not saying that they don't have anything going on but I just feel like I have anything going on but I just feel like I have a lot more I just feel like I have.

have a little bit more going on and I can still balance that to make, you know, the music work. So it just, sorry guys. And by the way, it's piss me off, Chris, that you keep saying there is a Christmas with the cranks too. There is no Christmas with a cranks too. Mandela. And Matt, you can't just allow that to happen.

When the fuck did I say that? You have to put a stop to that. It can't keep happening. It's fine. You know, if there's not, there's not. But I thought there was. I think that there's another Tim Allen movie that was. probably a part two that I got confused with.

Well, there's the Santa Claus. No, I mean, I know that. There's like seven of those. They just made a new one. The Christmas Tim Allen movie. Really? Yeah. With Tim Allen?

Yeah. Really? Yeah. Geez. Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho. Um, I like that. You probably hated it. It's fine if you're in a fucking rice field.

Wow. Okay. Hoof. Um. What, dude? Nothing, dude. That's what they fucking wore in rice field. I didn't say anything.

I mean, it's like, the guy, speak some a little bit of truth and like you know the guy you yeah yeah and then you're like oh shit well but it's fucking true if you were in a rice field you'd be wearing that fucking hat because you want your fucking shit to get old turn what is a rice what is a rice field i don't know okay anyway um uh you probably speak better to this than me why because you are a performer and you actually you're not part of a group yeah but i'm not part of the yeah that that that's a thing that that I don't, yeah, it's part of the reason why I like doing stand-up. Yeah.

You know, if I had to rely on someone else, dude, it's why I started a solo podcast. I don't want to have to rely on somebody fucking showing up and shit, period. It's just, I won't, it's me. If it lives and dies by me. And this way, I don't, I can't blame anybody else. I came short or I won. It's great. If you're in a rap group, I always think this about band.

actually. I'm like, man, how do they fucking get along for someone? I think about that all the time, too, you know? I get it. I get it becomes about money, you know, when they come, become really successful. You don't want to lose that bag, so to speak. But yeah, dude, it's just like, God damn, especially like coming up. You're all fucking in close quarters in the same bus. Yep. It sucks. So I can imagine it sucks. So yeah. And then there's people that want it more than others. And if you want it more than others without being, you know, someone who's anal and annoying because that could be something too. You got to decide if they're the right people or if you're with the right group or,

you know, it's a symbiosis. Yeah, I mean, I would say you said you've already brought it up with them about how they don't work as hard as you or however you brought. I'm sure you to bring it up like that. But there, and now there's like some weird bitterness and it's been aired out. But like don't definitely don't change. the way you operate. If what you want is for the group to be as successful as possible and specifically the group,

not just yourself, then you unfortunately have to pull most of the weight if they're not pulling as much as you. That's just like you want it more. Maybe that's what that means. And if you don't want to be quote unquote the leader, that might not matter. You might just be that. Whether you think of yourself as that, whether you don't like thinking yourself as that, it doesn't matter.

You have to. Yeah. Often leaders aren't. Yeah. They don't choose. Chosen. They're just, I don't know, they probably talk about it in gladiars. Watch gladiator.

That's so funny, I was just thinking about that. Really? When you said that, you know, I don't know. It's probably something from Glider. But, yeah, I don't, I don't. Leaders aren't chosen, they're forged. They probably say that in the gladiars. Right.

You know what I mean? It's like something like that. Yeah. But yeah, I mean, that's just how life kind of is as part of a group of anything. There's going to be people that don't pull their way. There's going to be people that get credit for shit that they didn't do. There's going to be people that do the most that don't get enough credit for it. That's just literally part of any group dynamic that there is.

That's me. But, yeah, I mean, if you love it, you love it. If you're not going to give it up, you're not going to give it up. What I would say is don't change the way you're being just because the other members of your group are being a different way. Also, just tune out the bullshit. If they see your hard work as like you being like, oh, look at me. Like, fuck that. Like, there's something you can do about that.

You know what I mean? If they're gonna, like, bust your balls for working hard? Yeah, that's insane. I mean, that's... That's them feeling like weird guilt or shame about not doing it themselves. That's nothing about you.

Yeah. And I also want to hear his rap. I do too. Right? Yeah. You don't work as hard as me. Yeah. All the lyrics are just specifically about that.

Yeah. I'm as crazy as an artist be. You don't work as hard as me. Fuck, I'm crazy. And you all the lyrics. lazy nice you know can you still freestyle and the guys are just like no and the guys are just like dude you're a dick you're specifically naming them on how they suck yeah and don't work hard taking sips in the middle of the rap y'all are fucking bitches i fucking hate you guys looking them in the

eye yeah what do you think is a new music video it's just like him talking in the camera about him that I hate the most when it comes to laziness All right, yeah Say you're out walking your dog in the neighborhood and it poops And you pick it up and put it in a doggy bag Is it okay

To toss it In someone else's trash can If they're on the street? Good question, yeah, it is. Great question. I don't care. Or do you wait until you get back to your house? No.

And put it in your own trash can. It's in a bag. It doesn't matter. This has been a great debate among me and my mother-in-law. Good question, no. And also, is it okay if the trash cans are like up the driveway, kind of like that? Oh, I wouldn't go on someone's property. Like, you could just walk up the driveway a couple steps and throw it there.

Or is that too much an invasion of someone's property? Does it matter if the trash can is full or if it's empty? This is very you. Yeah, it's very, she's going in depth about something that people think doesn't matter, but it does. Yeah, you guys would get along great. Go ahead. Yeah, I said it. I mean, I think that honestly what the thing is is it doesn't matter.

Somebody put their fucking bagged shit in my trash can that's out. Who cares? My trash cans are out because the trash is coming soon. Yeah, I can't even imagine. a scenario where somebody picks up their dog shit, their dog's shit in a bag, ties up the bag,

puts it in my bin, and I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah, I don't care. I mean, can you imagine? No, I might think, I might think, I might have the thought,

how did they feel when they did that? Do they feel like, who cares? Or are they like, fuck this guy? Which is why you would get along with her. Yes. But, but, yeah. That's still different. Of course.

Because I would, there would be a part of me. I was like, I wonder if that person did it as like a disrespectful thing. Where's even the disrespect? Not the disrespectful, just as a, for the same reason why people take too much time at the fucking thing ordering. Because what do they call it? Not privileged, but like they're just like the world's mine. Who cares? That's not why I would do that.

I would just do that because who cares? This is shit. your trash can is close and I wouldn't care if it was me. But I think some people are like, I do whatever the fuck I want. This is my world. Or they're not even thinking of it. And that's shittier I do think. But so I would, but I think about everything.

Let me ask you this. Here's, since you like thinking about everything, would it matter more to you if the person thought I can do whatever I want than if they just thought, oh, this is inconvenient and here's a trash bin, I'm going to toss it in there. Would you be more upset at the former than the latter? Or would you be the same? What kind of person error?

But you'll never know. I know, but I would think about it for a fucking hour. Interesting. I think the result is the only thing that matters because then you... Yeah, no, it is. Right. It is, yeah. And that's why ultimately I wouldn't care because the result is there's just more trash in my trash can.

Who cares? Yeah, and you're never going to encounter it. Right. It's never going to be a part of your life. It's never going to... Now, if someone... Okay, here's something to think about. Fuck, yeah, dude.

So the Holocaust, right? No. So if... If the person walks their dog and their route, you love with the Holocaust thing? And their route is past your house. And every time the dog takes a shit, it's in the same area.

And they always every day. Every day, okay. Or every, you know, a lot. Put their bagged shit in your trash can. Yeah. Then what? You have a problem? How do you feel about it? That's what I'm saying.

What do you think? Like, would I care about that? I would care more. Because then it seems to be like, oh, this person just thinks that they can do whatever they want. And that's kind of worse. That's a really good question. The dog is probably not shitting in the same place every time. Well, man, I'm saying what if it does?

And also, yeah, sometimes they do. That's not really true. Yeah, dogs shit often in the same place once they get used to an area. Fair enough. Oh, I shut them down so hard. Just fucking switched to be there. Matt McMurray. Matt McMurray.

Yeah, yeah, fair enough. Well, no, because it's like wherever it shits also, then you would just pick it up and wait until you get to that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, right, right. That's what you're saying. Right, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't. Don't tell me what I'm saying, but yeah.

I don't think that I would care still. I think I have the single most important stipulation. Oh, okay. I will say he feels probably such a certain way about this. Let's go ahead. Let's have it. Okay. The only way I think it's okay

is if the trash can is full and still has not been emptied. It's way different to put a bag of shit in a series of trash can that's already been emptied and now you're going to put it back in either your shed. They're going to take their trash cans in and it's going to be in their property. It's going to stay in their thing for days or a week.

I still wouldn't care. Okay, well, how about this? But I do get, I do understand caring. I would make your fucking trash shed smell like shit. To me, to me. Otherwise, it would not at all. A part of this hypothetical is the person ties off the bag. Yeah, yeah.

If you don't tie off the bag, then all of it's off. Yeah, you got to tie the bag. That's a non-start. Yeah, that's a non-star. So tying the bag keeps in the smell, right? Yeah, I would say it mostly keeps in the... No, it could. No, it could.

After three or four days change, yeah, that could change. All right. To further answer her question, when she tilted the camera around and said, what about this, if it's a way up the driveway behind cars and... That's not okay. You cannot do. do that. I think you don't go on people's property, period.

You can take a step if it's right there, right inside the property line, but you do not walk up somebody's garage, like driveway, past the car into their trash bin just to dump shit, just wait to wait. You might as well just knock on their door and say, do you have a trash can, let me come inside and then fucking put it in their trash can.

Right, yeah. But if it's right on the street, I actually would argue against what you're saying. I think that if it's right on the street, it's empty or full or half, for whatever. Fucking just put it in there who gives a shit, dude.

No pun intended. I wouldn't care if somebody put there. I just drop your shit. Dude, I don't want people carrying, having to carry shit around. If my trash bin's there and I can alleviate of having to carry shit around, just throw it in there.

That's what it is for. Yeah. But it's yours. But yeah. But you know what I mean? Yeah. I mean, I guess maybe because I have a dog, I do it with my own dog's shit sometimes.

So it's like, what the fuck's the difference? But if they're always doing it, And your trash shed is also is smelling like shit always because of that. Then that's fuck. Then yeah, I would be like, yo, bro, you know,

you'd kind of do this a lot. And it's like in my crash shed. It's amazing it smells like shit. Every time I get the thing, it's like maybe bring it home and put it in yours or something. I'd still feel so weird about that though. I'd feel like such like a fucking like, not not like bad,

guilty, but like I just feel like, yeah. I would just be like what a fucking little tattletail. I wouldn't. But there's not a tattletail. You know what I mean? Yeah,

yeah. No, Tell the wrong word. Yeah, I don't feel that way. I don't, if it's a serious thing, about that, it would take me so much for me to like really say something and be upset about that. That specific thing, having been a dog over my whole life,

having thought about where to throw away my dog's shit, I'm just like, I gave up that thought so long ago that if I saw somebody walking by my own trash bin with shit in their hand, I'd be like, why would they walk by my trash bin? That's where I'm out with it. Yeah. I just take a dump in people's trash cans.

Yeah, me too. All right, well, that's good. That's good. We figured that one out. Yeah. What's up, Chris and Matt? This is the guy that killed his fiancé over the carton of eggs, right? Yeah, yeah.

And fueled the blank bitch. Oh, yeah. So just a little clarification. She doesn't leave the eggs out on the counter. She cracks the eggs and then leaves the cracked shells in the, carton and puts them back in the fridge instead of throwing them away. Oh, that's great. That's even weirder. And her argument is that she doesn't want to carry eggshells dripping over to the trash can.

So she just puts them right back in, puts them in the fridge, and then she'll throw them all away when she's done. My argument is that you're still leaving open gross eggs in the carton in the fridge, whatever. Carry the carton with eggshells to the trash. I'm in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I agree. That's point one. Point two.

Chris, please, for the world. make a Christmas album. I know, yeah. I think we could all benefit from that. The third thing, how bitch is it when you're getting into a shower and there's either a curtain rod that's too low or it's like the sliding glass door and there's a little frame on it? You have to like crouch down and lift you like at the same time to get in

and you do like a little like one of those to get in. How bitch is that? There's a lot of shower stuff that's pretty. Yeah, it's just show. You've got to be so precarative. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pretty bitch is the answer. It's bitch, yeah.

and about the first one that's worse than the first one because a cracked egg ostensibly has the shit that can make you sick all over it get off it, get off, get off it,

like just throw it away. What do you mean you don't want to drip it all over the trash? Don't. Oh, you don't want to drip something all over the ground? Then don't. That's what you do with things that drip,

but you need to throw away. You make sure they don't drip on the ground on your way to throwing them away. That's not a good reason. Vote for me. That is a bad reason. All you got to do is go like this while you go to the trash or take a fucking paper towel

or whatever the fuck, just hold it like this on the way to the troth and wash your fucking hands. Holding balls. It's not a good reason. That's not something to do. Your political career is just fucking. Sir, sir. The question was about foreign policy.

Yeah, no, I don't like that. Dude, one time I was at a coffee shop with Ryan Davis, you know, and, you know, and And this guy walked in with a pink button down and a pink tie. Okay. And he was an older man like with gray hair and tall. And he walked in and I said, and I said, I always think of this, dude. I will increase the budget for pink shirt spending. And like, like he was the politician and that's what he was.

And Ryan laughed so hard, bro. And I always think of that because it was so fucking stupid. and I love it. Yeah, that's very something, Ryan, but, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, don't do that with your fucking eggs.

Yeah, that's gross. It's just not. I mean, there's a number of reasons to not do it, but just don't do it. Leave it to that. Okay. Starting to feel punky. What?

Starting to feel punky. What the fuck's punky? I'm starting to feel punky like, like I did last night. Oh, you feel like shit? Yeah, I feel okay, but, you know, I don't feel like fucking, like I don't have a fever or anything. Punky, I never heard, I don't think I, well, you have heard that because mom used to say when we were. Yeah, but I don't know if I ever really knew it. It means sick, like a little under the weather.

That's what mom meant when she said. I don't know if it's a fucking thing. Yeah, I don't know either, actually. I say it with my kids, though. I just think a punky brewster. And now, now, now, now, Calvin says, I feel punky. Oh, that's cute. That's cute. Dude, Calvin goes, Calvin says, if I was a snake, I would say it like this. Yes. And then Billy said, if I was a snake, I would say, hey.

I mean, that would be more impressive for a snake to say hey than yes, actually. Billy's on to something there. All he does is say what fucking Calvin said. Right. It's hilarious. I'm sure there was a period of our life where I was like that with you. Yeah, there was. I remember it.

You do? Yeah, you were a fucking copycat. When I was 25. No, I do remember it. Remember the video of me walking with the broom saying like, I'm an old man? And then you were walking with a thing saying, I'm an old man just because I did? We have video of it. It was so cute.

I'll be honest. I don't remember anything. Before the age of nine, somebody asked me, yes, not yesterday, the other day, like what my birthdays were like when I was a kid. And I realized, I have. no memory of a single moment of a single birthday before the age of 12. Not a shred of a memory. I honestly don't think that that's that weird.

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That's okay. I think it's very weird. Do you think it's weird to have no memories at all of any of your birthdays, even a sliver of a slice of a mess? before the age of 12. I can't think of mine right now. I can't think of mine. Yeah, that's weird, but if I think, I mean, I just don't remember stuff before I was like five.

But you can. Five is normal. Five is exactly right. Who says 12? Me, me, I'm saying I can't. Oh yeah, that's odd. That's odd, right? You can remember times when, before you were 12.

I can remember very, honestly, very few things before the age of nine. And I mean very few, like, less than 10. I'm talking like very few. And I think that's extremely rare. Okay. I don't know because I'm only me and I haven't talked about this with everybody. I would say that's weirder than the birthday thing. It's, dude, I have like literally I can count them on two hands my memories before the age of nine.

Like before we move to California. I have so few memories of being in New Jersey. Like specific ones. Like I vibe things. I have like atmospheric thought. Right, right, right. But nothing like this thing happened. Oh, really?

Yeah, no, I have. It's very few. Very few. But maybe it was just the time you move. and the age, you know, because you moved when you were nine. Yep. Yeah. It was so, maybe it was so impactful that like sort of overrode. Totally, yeah, because I remember stuff, but I don't, I don't, I don't. How old were you were 13?

12. 12. Or 13, yeah, I think it was 12. I think I was 12. But I remember many times in New Jersey, but who knows, maybe it was from 9 to 12. Right, yeah. You know? Yeah. I feel like most of my identity was formed between like 13 and 15. Oh, really? Not like the man that I am. Mine's going to be when I'm 55 to 60. Nice.

Something to look forward to. Yeah, I'm going to really defined what I'm like to be a man. That's fucking great. What I'm like. Wow, did you see? Chris just turned 60, you see him? No. He's really coming to his own.

You're just like a bowler and... Yeah, yeah. He's really coming to his own. He fucking... He opened a restaurant. God. Why do people open a restaurant? A barbecue restaurant and it's really good.

A barbecue. You opening a barbecue restaurant is the most, I would be like, wow, Chris has changed so much. And it's honestly predominantly women run, female run. Yeah, even less of you. And minority. What? And minority too. Yeah, it's minority.

Yeah, it's, he. Asians only? He's going to remove himself as CEO because he wants it to be black-owned. Nice Like Sam Maltman Trying to replace himself with an AI CEO Yeah Read about that?

I did yeah That's cool man I'm fucking the worst person in the world That's good Dude what about how The thing about how His sister with his sister That's crazy

I mean It's almost Impossible to wrap your head around How shitty He is In every Possible Domain

You know I guess I don't know What the truth is about that even putting that aside I just saw the headlines that is insane if that's true but let's put that aside not that it should be if it's true but let's do it

he's just like the fucking shittiest guy on earth they literally founded that fucking company to avoid the date it was built or founded right tell me if I'm wrong Chris but like wasn't opening I originally founded to avoid like look forward thinking with AI and avoid

the things that are they're literally doing right now? Yes. That was one of the things. And it was also supposed to be non-profit. Non-profit was other thing. Wasn't that actually why him and Elon had a falling out? Specifically over the nonprofit part? Yeah, I think that's a big one.

If you were making Elon Musk look like a fucking hero about something, then you are a, you are Satan. You know what I mean? Like if you're making Elon Musk seem like an actual just fucking white hat, good dude, good classic all around upstanding guy. something wrong with you. You know? And that's Sam-O-M-O-M-Mohman.

Yeah, but I think most people start things as non-profits and then fucking realize how much money they could make and then turn it into a profit thing. Probably, I don't know. A lot of nonprofits have a ton of fucking corruption too. But, like, they exist and they work for long periods of time and not all of them and not even most of them, but it does happen.

But yeah, I mean, the reversal, whatever. I fucking, Sam-O-Mohman to me is just the bottom of the bottom and the bottom of the bottom. But the new shit is just like, what the fuck? It's not like he's getting any better with more power. No, no, no, I mean the thing with this. Oh, that, yeah. It's just like, oh, my God.

Well, that's, and you can't even Google it because he's so fucking. That's crazy, yeah. Well, that makes sense. That's scary, though. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's terrible. Hold on. That's really scary.

You have to Google, like, even when the news broke, you have to Google Sam Altman's sister and then something else to get to come up. You'd think it would be the first thing. I mean, if that was about anybody else or a normal person. Yeah, I mean, it's... You can't bury that shit. Right, right, right.

You can't if you're him, obviously. Yeah. But even fucking Donald Trump can't bury that. Right, but the next day it gets buried. Only because there's a fucking news cycle, but, you know, because he starts a war or something. But yeah. Or something, you know?

He's like, Epstein? Bomber ran. Oh. Ha ha ha ha. Uh, I mean, you know? Well, how I'm laughing? No, I just mean like...

Do you think that's what that was? I, there is no way he wasn't like, well, at least... Part of it was that? Yeah, yeah. At least people won't be talking about I've seen anymore. There's no way. Yeah. You don't have, you don't not have that thought.

Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah. I'm not saying that's why he bombed Iran, but... Yeah, it's definitely... It's not like it's going to convince him. A lot of people think specifically he did it for that reason. Really? Which is hard for me to believe.

because it seems like such a bad idea that no one is into. But like why distract from a distraction with something that's a terrible idea that no one likes? But you're probably right that it was like, well, if we're gonna do this, now's the time.

I mean, really, usually nobody thinks they're doing anything wrong. Like even Sam Altman is like, no, but this is what the world needs, you know? Likely. Likely. So it's like, you know. Nobody goes around in the world thinking they're a villain.

Yeah. Unless they're psychopath. Sure. Socioopath. Yeah. And even still sometimes not. Yeah. Still sometimes not, yeah.

Like, you know, I mean, Dahmer thought he was a villain, but like, you know, Ted Bundy probably didn't actually, right? I don't know. Some people believe in necessary evil and they're the vessel to carry it out. Right, right, right, right, right. Yeah. Scary.

That's what you think is. Thinks it. It thinks about ourselves. 100%. And that's why I didn't pay attention that one time when you were talking on that one. All right. I'm going to be in San Diego, Sacramento, New Westminster, BC, Chicago. A lot of shows there, huh? Cool.

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