Lifeline - 209. Yawn in the Face of Danger

Episode Date: April 26, 2026

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Fishing. Did it. Yeah. First try. I know. And it's great. Good job. Thanks, man.

I'm getting better at it. And you got to feel the shirt on? You got a feel shirt on, yeah. What do you know? Try to reach the keys with the feel. What do you think? I like it. Yeah, I do like it.

Thanks, man. How do you get in the world when people are confrontational with you? Like, in person. Like, they don't know you just on the street encounter or whatever. Someone's, like, aggressive with you. I guess it depends, but regressive. Is there a general way? Like I know you're not like

Immediately like let's fight So like I'm curious as to like if you have a general way that you react I don't know I guess I guess I would just be like It depends if they're like Dude you know if they're like that Then or if they're just like being a bitch about it It's different it'd be different

Why what do you say what about you? It happens to be so much in the world I mean I don't walk around like this No no no no no dude I mean it's all different things All different things in the last month it's happened to me Some guy asked me what time it is.

I'm going to flip my lid. No, no, no. They get aggressive with me, and then I have to decide how to be about it. Well, like, what happened? When? Two examples. One, oh, it's in 7-Eleven. Just walk right up.

Rob in the place. Walk right up. And I'm walking in this fucking guy. He's clearly some kind of tweaker, you know, right away. Clock it right away. He's right in line. I'm just getting right in line to buy cigarettes. He is small, wiry, has no shirt on.

Really hot. day. Really hot guy. Really, just a really hot white, all around sexy. Tweaker method type guy. He added up like crazy symbols all over his body on his head. And just clearly, oh, way off guy. He's standing in a way, he's facing me when I walk in. He turns. Just a guy with backpack? Yeah. Yeah. Did I tell that story? Yeah, here. Oh, on here? Yeah, but I thought was outside. No, that was inside. Oh, okay. Okay. So then I'll tell the other one. The other one is, well, don't tell it again. No. Okay. I don't think I thought on the show. I think I told you like you should sit on the show. I thought you did. And he turns and his enormously long backpack that he's wearing because he's clearly homeless and he's got all of his stuff in there. And he turns and it happens like a zipper happens to touch my arm. Right. And he just. Immediately just goes, oh man.

And right when it happened, I go, oh, whoops, sorry. Yeah. Just like, automatic. Yeah, I'm a mistake. Sorry. But it was, I wasn't even sorry. It was like, oh, whoops, sorry. Yeah, yeah.

And then I get in line right behind him, and he turns on it, goes, oh, man, you don't, you don't, you don't even say pardon me? Yeah. And I was like, no, I didn't say pardon me. Yeah. and he's like well you can't even say pardon me and I was like nah I just said sorry yeah and he's like what's with the disrespect and he starts like getting closer and closer off in my face and I'm just like is this going to be like a fight you know and but in that situation there's a number of things you know you can't do like you can't obviously just start fighting

the guy well if he if he steps to you you can you can you can but you don't want to be the one to throw the first punch unless he's definitely coming out. But he's not. He's trying to front, he's trying to be like, he's trying to scare me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And but also what you can't do is you can't back up. You can't take one single step back

because once you take one single step back, he thinks he's got something and then it gets worse. I guess so, yeah. So all I did was stand there and he's small. He's way shorter than me. And I don't know what happened. I do. Because I told you.

But like, just a bodily, physiological function, I just yawned. Yon sprang up. And I was like, I guess this is what I'm going to do in response. Right, right, right, right. And so I just took this really long, demonstrative, like, took my sweet, yep. In his fucking face, more or less, more or less. No, that would have been awesome.

And, and, and, no, I really, I, like that, you know. Oh, Jesus. And made a meal out of it. And he, it completely, like, disarmed, disarmed him. because he was like, I didn't anticipate that happening, but I was like, I think if I do this,

I'm going to like, at least confuse the fucking shit out of him and it'll evaporate whatever, is it maybe going to happen? Yeah, I guess. I stood there and I yawned right in the guy's face and then he just, he was just like,

it flummoxed him. And then he turned around and that was the end of it. Was it contagious? Did he yawn too? No. But another guy online, on the line,

not online, but in front of us, in front of him, turned around and was way bigger than me. So way, way bigger than that guy. Yeah. And he just starts saying, he starts being like, what the fuck is your problem? To that guy. Oh, wow.

And I was like, and then they started speaking Spanish, and I'm like, I'm not in this motherfucking thing anymore. Oh my. And those two guys almost fucking fought. What? It was the weirdest fucking thing ever. Yeah, that's crazy. And then the other one was a jogger was running by me

with cool Oakley's on. And I was staring at him. And I was like, damn, those, I didn't say this out loud, but I was like, those Oakley's are fucking sick. Yeah. So I'm like staring at him, running by. I'm like, damn, I'm trying to like get a good look at him, get a good look at him. He stops.

He runs past me. He stops. And I'm in my car. I'm at a red light. And he stops. And I see him in my rear view. And he's just like, like, like, I see you looking at me. And I was like, what is this guy's fucking problem?

I was just looking at a guy. What the fuck? And it was so interesting to me. Yeah. That I actually pulled over. And he, because he was like, doing the, thing where he's like, whoa, what? And he like started coming to the car. And I was like, you know what? I was alone. There was nobody else at risk. I was like, I can't not see what the, is possibly

wrong with this guy. Right. You know what I mean? Very curious. So he comes up and he's all sweaty and like, like, disgusting. He's running. And he's like, why are you staring at me? What the fuck's your problem? What kind of guy is this? What kind of guy? How old? What race? He was maybe a little older than me. Okay. Maybe you're eight, like in his 40s or something. That's too old to Yeah, and he was like really fit. White? He might have been white, but he was like really tan. Okay.

He might have been Chicago. Okay, okay, okay, okay. And I was, I was, I just pulled over and I was like, I don't know, dude. I just was like laughing. I was like, what, what's going on, dude? Like, what's, what's up? He's like, what are you fucking staring at me? What are you fucking staring at me?

And I was like, I was staring at you because I like your sunglasses. And he's like right in my face. Wow. And he, and he, the same thing. He was just like, I don't, now I, like, he didn't know. So we just kind of like flubbed some more fucking words. It was like, don't fucking look at me, man. And then my hazards weren't, I was out of the car.

Yeah. Oh, you got out of the car? Yeah, dude. Yeah. And I, I think I have, what I'm saying is I think I have a thing. Well, I'm, I definitely don't want to get into a fight. Yeah. But I have a compulsion to, like,

attempt to not make them feel stupid, but like to just like dismantle the, the absolutely utterly unwarranted fury coming my way. I guess, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm curious if you're like that too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I've, I love you just like, don't, I don't bother with this shit at all, just keep going.

I think I, more of that, but I maybe not. I don't know, I, I have a, that you described a fantasy I have. had for years. Really? Yeah, where I'm, it's a common, I've told, I've told this on congratulations. Weird. It's a common thing where I'm looking at somebody's, I guess, shoes or something. Okay.

And I like them. And they say, the fuck are you looking at. What? And I say, oh, I was just admiring your shoes. I think about that all the time and I want that to happen. I took your fantasy, dude. Yeah, and that's so weird that that happens to you. When did that happen?

That happened last week. Like that happened really recently. It's always been a fantasy of mine because I want to see the look on their face when they realize, oh, I was actually admiring something. And you know what sucks? What?

Because of the thing I was admiring was the very reason I couldn't see the look in his eyes. They were really, there were yellow Oakley reflectors. And I couldn't fucking see. Which is a real bummer. Couldn't see your eyes? Then I would have been definitely thrown blows.

What if he goes like this? And he's just blind. Oh my God. How do you run on the street like that? You're so fit. How did you see me see you? How were you going to get into this fight? Wow, that's amazing.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm a magnet for the. I don't know what is, I don't know what's going on. What's the magnet for? I don't know. I don't, maybe I don't, I don't know. I didn't do anything the first time all I did was, I don't know, dude. It's been so long since somebody's like, I can't even think of the last time somebody

like did something like that to me. Happens to be all the time. I mean, I'm very confrontational, like, in the sense that like, if something, but it, it always has to do with like a work or a corporation or like this person in their job. is not doing their job, so it's not going to be to a fight, you know? Yeah. Like that lady wouldn't get my bag off the plane because I was going to miss the thing. And she was like, your bag's already on the plane.

I was like, oh, cool, just take it off. Like those is? No, I'm saying nodding in agreement. Oh, that's great. Go get it. Yeah. She's like, it doesn't work like that. I go, oh, it's right back.

So, but like, yeah. So that's what I do. But I don't like, yeah, I don't know. If somebody wanted to fight, it's just such a waste of fucking time, bro. No, I know. And it just, you're both going to get hurt. You know what I mean? Yeah.

And if you fuck somebody up really bad, that's really bad for not only the person you fuck up. Yeah, yeah. But for you because you're definitely going to get sued or go to jail. Unless you're defending yourself. But also. It's hard to prove if you really fuck someone up. True. Like, it's hard to prove that it was their fault, you know?

Yeah. Yeah. And probably both those guys would have fucked me up, you know? But I don't know. You know, I got to see what's going on, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Yawning maybe isn't good because then you're not ready.

Yeah. Oh, happy birthday to Sean Evans, Legitly, and Giancarlo Espozito. John Carlo Espizzo, we know him. You got to say his name by you. Episode 209, Junk Carlo Espizito. I don't know if I've ever met him. You did, dude.

Oh, you met him when we met Julian Sands, RIP, on the set of the Tomorrow Man. Oh. You have any memory of that? I don't even think I went on the set of Tomorrow Man. You were there with me. You said Julian Sands smelled. No, I didn't.

Yeah, you disrespected the future dead. None of that is true. It's all. It was. It wasn't, it wasn't me that said he smelled bad. It was dad. Yeah. Yeah, it was dad.

It was a bunch of people. Why were you on that set? He agreed, though. What? Why were you on that set? He directed the pilot of a show called The Tomorrow Man. It was a sci-fi show that I didn't think, I don't think got picked up, right? It didn't, and I never went.

You were there. And if I was there, you were there. Not necessarily. Not necessarily. I mean, maybe, maybe, but you were there. And, yeah, it was like Julian Sands, like, you know, was a smelly guy. God bless you. God bless the dead.

I'm just saying it was tragic how he died. Hey, God bless me. He sticks like shit, but you got to wonder, you got a, you got to wonder how he smelled when he got lost in the woods. He must have smelled him worse. You know? Come on, man. Anyway, John Colesbizito is a real great actor. Yeah, he's good.

Yeah, he's really good. Really great actor. He was in a breakabout. Yeah. He's in a lot of stuff now. And a preacher or whatever the fuck that one is. That wasn't preacher. What is it?

I think it was preacher. Oh, was it? Okay. Yeah. You know, it's like every actor has their one where they, they, get to the level, you want to get to this level. It's the, it's the, it's pretty much the top level where the thing that is going to come out and you, and everybody knows, oh, that's going to be bad. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? Whatever that was on TNT or TBS that came out, I think was preacher. But like, it was already after breaking bad was out, he did a few things. Then he was coming out on the show where he was the lead and he was like ass kicking and you go, oh, he made it. It was some driver. He was some driver. That wasn't preacher. That was a different show.

He was some driver, like getaway driver or something. Whatever it was. Like an action show. Yeah. But yeah, he had his own show and everyone was like, oh, that's going to be terrible, but good on him. He earned it. He earned that shit, dude.

Everyone has that. Yeah. If you're lucky. You can, oh, you're lucky. Yeah. Yes, if you're lucky. And you can bypass it, I suppose. But if you're really lucky.

Yeah, if you're really lucky, you get that one shot to be a lead. I mean, unless you're like, you know, Chris Hemsworth. Like, he just was Thor and then he was famous. Yeah. Well, then that's extra lucky. But, yeah. So anyway. Shout out to Legends for sponsor in the show.

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No, I don't, dude. And honestly, sometimes I think about how much, oh, it's too hot. It's definitely how I was just about to take off of my fucking mini-mom. It's all good. Situation solved.

Yeah, solved. We're good. Solved. Don't fuck it up more. Oh. Those probably off mic, but yeah. That was a good. Okay.

Okay. I'm purple today. I'm sure shit my kids would say. They'd just be like, I'm purple today. I'm like, all right. You're wearing purple? No. Oh, okay.

Silly me. You know, like you're the asshole. All the time of my kids. No. Yeah. What is the thing they watch where? Rainbow Friends. Yeah.

Yeah. They're on that again now. Again, did they ever get off it, dude? Get off, get off, get off, they did, yeah. Last time I saw Cal, he was fucking, ill in it with the rainbow friends shit. The dances, do you want to see the purple one now? I was like, yeah, dude, show me the purple one.

He said, what about the red one? What about the other red one? Yeah, show me the other red one. What about the white one? Oh, yeah, show me the white one. And I just kept going. I was like, is there a green one? He's like, oh, yeah.

Yeah, but it was. They all looked a little the same, the dances. I couldn't really distinguish them. You don't really understand the subtlety of it. No, I don't. Yeah. But yeah, he's back on that. He was off that and then Maui's back on that.

Interesting. But that was a while ago he was on it for the first time. And now, but you know, kids will go like this. Like, oh my God, it's so great. We got all the plushies. We've got to talk about it. I've never to stop talking about it. And then the next one day they'll just be like, oh, fuck I hate that shit.

And you're like, what? And you'd be like, well, you just don't. You like, you like something else more now. And he's like, no, I literally hate that. You're like, they only have one. I don't know if there's a loyalty thing or if it's like a one, they have room to like one thing. they go yeah yeah Pokemon's awesome

and then the next day they'd be like Pokemon is legitimately for the scum of the earth and you're like what are you talking about I just I got Pokemon stuff coming in the mail for you and he's like well I would never have it I would never want that yeah and then you just wade it out and then in another three weeks to like fuck

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My name is Matt. I'm coming to you live from California. I've got a little story, and then the question, we'll be more discussion for you. Also, thank you for this podcast. The banter is sick in it. And it brings me a lot of joy. I'm just seeing it. So, quick story, I used to collect change in an altoy jar or a tin, the tins they used

have, or maybe they still have. Or maybe they still have them. And when it got full of change, I would give it to a homeless person as my good deed. And this one time I gave it to a guy and he gave it a funny look and he looked back at me, handed it back to me. And I was like, oh, he doesn't want change. He wants cash. And not until you guys were making fun of Macca.

Did I realize, nah, that guy thought I was giving him fucking breath minutes. Yeah, for sure. So I thought you might find that funny. Oh, my God. And then my question is, do you guys have an underrated comedy movie that you really like? Heavy-ass breath miss. My example is for getting Sarah Marshall Love the movie quoted with my friends all the time

But I feel like it doesn't get the recognition it deserves It did Yeah any thoughts are appreciated I mean that blew up Russell I love you guys Big Bang bing bing me bing me hey Yeah that blew him up That movie was huge

No that's not It's a big hit that doesn't count too To say that's an unsung movie's crazy Yeah it's not to me Maybe for his generation Maybe he's 30 That movie was a monster A monster hit

A monster hit Yeah bro hey As a matter fact What the fuck bro. Yeah. What the fuck? That's crazy. Maybe he's young, though. You know what is, you know what mine underrated comedy is? Anchorman. Is that the one with, uh...

No, I'm fucking kidding. Everybody thinks fucking... It's like, what are you talking about, dude? Forty-year-old virgin, underrated comedy. Well, Anchorman was bigger, but yeah. Yeah, yeah. 40-year-old version is another good one. Underrated, though? Yeah, underrated. It's like saying 40-year-old version was underrated. Yeah, 100%. Yeah, right, yeah. underrated comedy would be something that is, I mean, you know, that's actually a hard question. Because the big movies that get recognized as comedies, nobody ever thinks they're as good as they are, right?

So you wouldn't pick one of those, even though you did. But the ones that you don't think of are the ones that are like fringe that people love. So if you say something like bottle rocket, people are like, yeah, of course bottle rocket. Right, right. So it's kind of a hard thing to pick. You know, or if I say swingers, you can't say swingers. Yeah. It led a movement.

So you're like, okay, well, yeah, I guess so you're right. But it wasn't fucking, you know, Groundhog Day or whatever the fuck. You know, some big ass movie, I guess. But it's just, so yeah, I don't know what I'd pick. Oh, God. There are movies, though, that made me laugh. Like, if you talk about studio movies, that one with Jack Black and Steve Zon. Saving Silver.

Yeah, that one made me laugh pretty far. fucking hard because of those two guys. I mean, but I don't know if the movie was funny. Jack Black's always so funny. Jack Black and him were really funny together. Steve Zon is amazing, dude. Why don't I know this movie?

What the fuck is that movie? Yeah, I saw in the theater and I was losing my mind laughing so hard at the two of them. What year did that? Like, it's older, right? In 2003. Okay, yeah. Yeah, but I don't know. Underappreciated?

Yeah, look at this movie. What, when did it come out? 2001. Okay. Yeah. what are we they just make movies like this you know they would never make a fucking movie like this now I mean it would just be straight

you saw in the theater you said? Yeah yeah how weird dude it would just be straight to streaming now right yeah and it wouldn't it wouldn't have stars in it in indie they were pretty stars they were stars pretty stars beautiful stars so um

but yeah um yeah I don't know you know I mean when I think of funny movies like movies that make me laugh they wouldn't even necessarily maybe be I don't really watch many comedies, though. I know. I mean, either that's my heart thing. Underrated...

Maybe... Maybe what he's asking is things, like, comedies that... Are forgotten? No, that people wouldn't expect you guys to say are funny. Well, I think the original naked gun is one of the funniest movies ever made. Yeah, but nobody would think that that's not... I say that to people and they're like, what?

What? Yeah, dude. Yeah. No, that's a... That's one of the... the iconic funny movies. I think so too. Yeah, that really? Oh yeah, that surprises me. No, I would think that that would be. It's just a kind of humor that's not in style or any. Oh, man. Yeah, I guess. Yeah. The Zucker

Brothers thing. Yeah. Just total like screwball physical gas psychags. But people think like, you know, the people are like, oh man, I can't wait until they make white chicks too. I'm like, uh, that was that funny? I didn't even see it. They definitely made white chicks too for sure, right? Oh, did they? Doesn't that exist? Oh, no, I didn't think so. Oh, maybe not. I don't know. But, um, what do you guys think about that movie, the nice guys? Oh, it's fucking funny. It was a funny movie. Yeah.

What movie is that? Oh, yeah, the Will Ferrell Marvel. Two great actors who are funny that when they're, you know, when they're understated. Now, Russell Crow and Gosling. Oh, that one? Yeah. Oh, oh. They were funny.

Gossing's really funny, dude. I didn't like that movie. I didn't like that movie. They were funny, though. That's just, the movie's okay. Shane Black movie, yeah. Yeah. What about like Gid Shorty?

I mean, I'd have to see that again. Chavolta's in it. But I also think one of the funniest lines in any movie, Del Wyrido, when he's talking to Jean Hacca, or talking to John Travolta about trying to convince John Travolta to write a script. And Del Rylindo's, like, it's so easy, though. And they're both, like, guys from, like, the city

who have no background and screenwriting. He's like, I don't know anything about writing Travolta. He's like, yeah, but you just write it and you get somebody else to put in all the commas and shit. Dude, it's the fucking funniest line. I think about all that time. Really? Yeah.

Dude, you know what's so, so, so laugh out loud funny. Laugh out loud funny is The Sopranos. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, it's basically, it can, I think, upsetting, but it's almost a comedy. I couldn't agree more. I mean, dude, this show, I am actually laughing, howling by myself. That's how I watch it too.

It's so. And the more as it goes on, too, because you're just immersed in the, when he says, without technically getting penis making penisary contact with her Volvo dude I mean nah bro that is so

the nerve of them to do that then is fucking that's why that shows so good the nerves of the balls of them to do that at the end of season four to make something that is that absurd

because if that was in episode one you'd go yeah it's funny but like come on yeah it's like an analyze this joke totally yeah yeah yeah the balls of them to put that at the end of season four is unreal bro analyze this joke for real yeah yeah no i know no i know they they kind of flirted with it early on when they when he did when he says uh yeah yeah uh what's the joke about um uh genetical and you go ah yeah i don't know if anyone would say genetical you go i guess they would you know that was in season one. Definitely would. But, but, but, but the penisery contact with a Volvo. Yeah. Dude. Nah, that, that that, that might have been the best moment of television. No, the pinnacle of

of TV. What's good TV? Yeah. Yeah. Because, because, because I, I, I, look, the Sopranos completely changed television. Yeah. Okay. So, you know, there are, I don't know what other moment, shows you the 2000 was the year where TV fucking changed right that moment at the end of season four when he says penissary contact with a Volvo I go oh man to be alive at this time dude to be a 21 year old when this happened so there's penisary contact of the Volvo and then who shot jr basically yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's just fantastic yeah but i just God, dude. That show makes me laugh, bro.

It's hilarious. The stuff with Chris Maltesanti being a screenwriter is like the funniest. And the fact that he can't spell and you're like, yeah, I guess he wouldn't be able to spell. It's the realest shit. I know. And then, and then the, what the fuck is I going to say? Oh yeah, when he says, yeah, she took her to say Aida. And Tony's Marr says, I eat her?

I don't know about it. Musical. I eat it. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, it's a very funny show. To me, like, I don't laugh, I don't laugh that hard at comedies.

Agree. Yeah. I agree. There needs to be a sense of, uh, the opposite of comedy for you to really laugh at the comedy, I feel like, because,

you know, I guess you call it drama, but like, because when it's, because it cuts the tension, not only is it funny, but you're really pulled in watching it, you know,

and then something funny happens. and it fucking hits you over the side of the head. Yeah. I think that's like really a good answer to this guy's question. It's like try and find really funny dramas. Yeah. Yeah. I mean,

I think that movie Husbands is fucking hysterical. Agree. That is not a comedy. Well, I mean, I think, I mean, yeah.

Like Fargo, for example, is really fucking funny. Yeah. That's a good. Yeah. Well, the Cohen,

right? Cohen. They're good at that. There's a lot of Cohen movies that I would list as that. For sure. Raising Arizona Big Lobowski. Big Lobosky. Yeah, pretty absurd.

Yeah, but also legendary. It's not like unique pick that. Yeah, true. Or hidden or whatever. True. Yeah. I mean, there's a lot. I laugh at a lot of like dramatic shit that I think people don't laugh at.

But to me, it's like, it's just fucking funny, dude. Like in eyes wide shut, when Tom Cruise is sitting there all bitch with his shirt with his sweater shirt all bunched up, like right after he told her everything. It's just like I laugh at shit like that. Like, I laugh at shit like that. laugh at a bad lieutenant i laugh at like fucking i don't know i just think shit's funny by the lieutenant's good yeah you know yeah yeah anyway all right everybody legends is a free to play social casino and sportsbook tons of games to play things to spin table games with live dealers my favorite part legends is giving away a tesla a sick exotic car experience and some other ridiculous prizes all you

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I can say it like that because I've gotten into a hot debate about this. Now, I'm talking in general, but also individually, because when I sneeze, I feel like I sneeze more through my nose because the purpose of a sneeze is to clear your nose. But you know, when people like cough sneeze, they go like, oh. My sister does that. I feel like they're sneezing more through their mouths, and I think that's wrong. What do we think? That's my shit. I did it today.

Went all over my pants. I had to change my pants. I mean, what? Not line because my, you know, my chest up. Oh, all right, yeah. It's my shit, though. Feels real good. I think the answer just is nose.

I think that is how a sneeze starts. You start because it starts in your nose. You don't ever have to sneeze because something is not happening in your mouth. But with so much force, you're obviously going to exhale and something's, if your mouth is open. But if your mouth is open, you get a better sneeze. You make sure you, you, what I was going to say is if your mouth is open, which it always is when you sneeze. Not unless you physically close it. I can't even, I guess there, I've never understood people go, like that, that's so weird.

You know, chicks that go, I hate that. Well, yeah, that seems like you're going to, brain's going to explode. It doesn't seem healthy. No. Let it out. It's also so satisfying to sneeze. Why would you? I agree.

You know what I always think of is in Third Rock from the Sun? You know how they're all aliens? The lady in it, she sneezes in like the first or second episode and she's like, what was that? I always think about that. It's so funny. But yeah, sneezing is, you got to, well, if you don't open your mouth during it, you could blow snot all over the place out of your nose. That's disgusting.

Right? Yeah, but nobody should be closing their mouth on these knees. I don't know. She's saying, do you do it in your nose or your mouth? I thought, I interpreted her question as, is it more of a thing that comes from your nose or your mouth? To me, it's obvious that you can't do one without the other. Yeah.

If you're going to exhale violently, you can't, you know, uncontrollably. I think she's saying what I was saying. Not what you were saying. Which is, do you do it out of your nose or out of your mouth? Do you, do you choose to go, ha, hmm? Or, ha, chow. Karate. I guess if I didn't,

that's a weird question. I do it with my mouth. I let it fly. I let it fly. Probably mouth, but it originates in the nose. I mean, so boring. So I'm thrown.

It's originally a nose, circa the nose. Some throne. Dude, it's. I got to sneeze to really pay attention. Well, let's wait. Dude, I did it this morning. I'm tell you, I did it this morning.

I go, all right? Christian Bell. Uh-huh. good for you and then and then uh 10 minutes later i look at my pants i go how about that did you didn't even notice no clue you're lucky you did i'd be disgusting walking around the world like that just mucus all over your pants i would figure it out bro i have a tied pen okay i hit it um dude i used a tie pen the other day because i spilled coffee in my white shirt

and uh i put i i don't know how much you have to do it so i did it like Oh, you fucked it up. Well, it doesn't matter. It's just a white shirt. But like, that shit was right here and it was just all day. Oh, wow. And I was like, is my brain clean? Dude, it was unbelievable.

I couldn't stop smelling it and it drove me mad. Do you think it's because you used too much or it's just too strong to do while you're wearing something? That's a good question. I did too much. After you were done doing that, like, was it evident, after it was all clean, was it evident that you had been agitating a single, small area. That's a great question too. It wasn't a small area.

I fucking doused myself. Did it clean it up? Did it make it all go away? It made it so if I just did like that, you wouldn't see it. I mean, it was like this. And you made it basically. But if you were looking, you'd be like, oh yeah, no, I see that. Wow.

That's how good those tie pens are. That's a tide pen, yeah. Yeah. It's a good tide pen. I love from Depot. It's a good tie pen. You didn't say it last time. I never last what?

I love from Depot. I didn't say what? I love from Depot. Last time meaning what? Last episode. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I skipped one. I skipped one.

I skipped one. All right, yeah, my mistake. So anyway, yeah. What was that, gosh? Well, we answered it extensively, but we got a sneeze, yeah. Dude, I have something. I have a, I went on a vacation with a friend. We went to an Airbnb.

And then tears. I want to know what you guys would have done. Where's my friend? We went to, no, we went to Argentina. I was staying with two friends in an Airbnb. It was nice. Where are they now? And one of them, I went to go use the bathroom that was off of like the common area, whatever.

And he had, actually, this doesn't have to do with sneezing, but it's too. Oh, God. I shit myself. No, he, like. Laughing. How do you say this? Like the regular way. Puerto Rican or Colombian.

How do you say? He, um. Comanche did he say? He coughed up all this mucus from his throat. into the sink and then just left it there. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay, so I went to the bathroom in there, I saw the sink, and then I said, I came out and I said, who did this? Yeah.

And he said it was me. And then we got into an argument about how. Should you be able to do that or not? Yeah, he was like, who cares. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, exactly who it was without even asking. That's disgusting. I know someone who does that. I won't air him out, but I've, I've had conversation with that person. That is disgust. That is degeneracy, dude. That is absolutely fucking disgusting. There are people who do it.

There are people who do do it. And then argue that it's okay too, which is the crazy thing. No, that's disgusting. That's mind boggling. So then he, I mean, it got like, I wouldn't say tense, but as tens as it could get with like, I was like, I disagree. You need to wash that down. Yeah. Because also, if you don't do it right away, it ends up sticking.

Getting worse. Yeah, yeah. It's crazy to argue anything otherwise. And he was like, you're out of your mind. You're too. anal. What was his point? Like, what was it? If you had to steal man. He was like, get off my balls kind of thing.

There's a what? Get off. Like, get off. Get off. Get off. Get off. Get off. Um, no, yeah. I know. Yeah. That's why I was. So then the next day he did it again and he left it there on purpose. Oh, that, that, that is just, honestly, that's, that guy's a fucking asshole. Yeah. That's what that guy's a fucking asshole. Yeah. That's what that is an actual asshole. Yeah. That's what that is. Yeah. That's a asshole behavior. It's that's holistic behavior. Don't go to Argentina with that kind of guy. I'm not going to go to Argentina ever again. With him? You can go. You can go.

The thing or the Argentine? Or how was Argentina? He's like, I got molested in Argentina? I mean, I went once. I feel like I'm good on Argentina. Was it because of the mucus? It was fine. Yeah, it was because of the mucus.

Yeah, you don't want to go back because of that. Traumatized. The other mucus related things happening in Argentina. That's disgusting. And I think that's disgusting. And I feel physically disgusted when I see that. That made me, like, physically react. I quit.

Yeah. No, it's disgusting, dude. And I've gotten, I've gotten into multiple conversations with this person. And I'm like, you cannot do this. It's disgusting. Let me tell you something. And I'm, I've- Farmerchabelle.

I've been thinking about this since he first mentioned it. And I almost said it and I thought, well, I'm not big too much. I've been thinking about it ever since it's not too much. I think it's less disgusting to leave a shit in a toilet. I do too. Because because you could make a case, there's that that's the first one but you could make a case that like oh fuck I forgot to flush it yet you cannot make a case that you hawk a fucking disgusting lugi into a sink not as good

of a case don't know that it's right there in front of your fucking face all you got to do is turn on the sink away it's disgusting I mean they're both obviously gross but like no you be less grossed out by a shit so would I so would I honestly if I'm honest so would I and I understand that they may not be what norm normally people think but yeah I agree with that in a weird way I agree with that. It's just, it's a different thing. Obviously,

having shit all over you would be grosser than if I'm fucking, maybe it. On you? Yeah, I'm thinking like, if it was on you? Yeah,

but that's a different story. Entirely. No, because you just flush the toilet that shit goes in the thing. It's fine. You don't have to, you don't got to work it.

You don't got to work it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Missy Elliott. You don't got to like cup the water. You don't have to, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Ooh, ooh. Ooh.

Ooh. Dude. Yeah, I don't like that. I don't like that at all. Knowing who it is, if you did it in their house, there would be hell to pay. I definitely know who it was. Yeah. Oh, really?

I definitely know. Oh, that's Tasmania. I'm the Tasmanian devil right now. And your whole place is getting ruined. Congratulations. I'm going to start spinning. Dude, that is absolutely bonkers. Dude, don't be a hypocrite.

One time a guy came in, we went to Mel's diner. And, uh, do you have to pay? a park and and and I'm I'm sitting there and and I paid to park and I get to the thing. He comes in. He's like, I can't believe they're charging you to park at the, the, the, the, the, the lot for Mel's diner. And I said, if you had a diner, would you charge people to park? He said, probably.

I said, meals over. Oh my God. Did not like that. Triggered by the Tasmanian devil. Because I was a Tasmanian devil. That's all it took, dude. Oh, boy. Come here.

That's your owner. She doesn't like Taz Who doesn't like Taz? But yeah, dude That that that That Do you have anything more I want to say about that shit? I'm good on it

No I was going to say something generous But who cares I'm going to give that person 20 grand Yeah, all right Okay next one Hey Chris and Matt Big fan of the show

Listen to every episode every Sunday. I won't get too much into it because I do have a question. Recently, this has happened to me a couple of times and I'm just out of loss. So here I am actually asking for advice. Somebody said to me, oh, you would love so and so.

Like this person that they know, their friend or something. And my inner monologue says, probably not. Sure. I'm 30. I have all the people that I like. I'm good. But on the outside, I said nothing. Like, I don't know what to say because probably not.

Is traditionally a rude response when someone says you would like their friend or someone that they know? So any advice? What do I say? Because this is coming up more often than I would prefer. Thanks in advance. my ex watches the show so if you're watching hi

well yeah that says a lot that not one high uh I don't think that you just what you know

if they're trying to like set you up with someone then any responses on the table like you can be like no come on you'd be like probably nah I don't like anyone you know like I'm a weirdo

or I'm good yeah yeah What do I want another friend? But if, well, I meant set you up like on a date. Oh. Oh, I was thinking about friends. Yeah. Oh, is she talking about dating?

I don't know. I'm saying if it is that, then you, and anything's on the table. For some reason, I didn't think it was about dating. I didn't either. But if it's like just about like, I don't think it's rude at all to be like, I'm good. I'm an adult. My life is full. I don't need more friends.

I want you to meet my friend. Okay, I'm trying to think. Hey, dude, I want you to be my friend. Josh, dude, you'd like him. What would you do? What would I do? if it was a friend of mine that was saying that, I'd be like, yeah, I want to meet Josh.

Yeah, I think I would. What are the weird things he does? I'll decide. Let me make sure if, is it going to be annoying for my wife when he comes over? Because he does such weird shit, I'm in. Yeah. You know what I mean? I guess, yeah.

But I don't, I don't, I guess my, I guess to answer the question, though, I don't think it's rude at all to be like, I don't. No, I don't think that's rude either. But you're not taking into account one thing. And the main thing, she's a woman. And a woman saying that to a woman is considered rude. The woman's going to be like, well, okay, well, a guy can kind of, more guys can do that to guys than women. Wait, why would it be considered rude, though?

Because women always think that women are rude unless they're gushing. You have to be like, that's why when they meet each, when they see each other, they go, ah, ah, because if they don't do that, they're like, that's a, she's a bitch. So you guys, so if you say, oh, probably not. I don't want to meet that person. They go, oh, okay, well, I'll never hang out with that person again. I'll never ever ask them anything ever. You get arguing with your person, you know what I mean,

wife, girlfriend, whatever. They say, okay, fine, I won't say anything ever again. Oh, that's, that's way beyond than what I want you to do. All I don't want you to do is say, you have a small dick in public. You know what I mean? Oh, fine, I won't ever say anything ever again. It's a huge difference. But are women like that with women?

That's what I'm saying. We don't know. Well, yeah, you see them together. Undercover, just fucking bonging. but yeah i don't but but also you don't know yeah you've been around women and women will be like she's not that nice and you meet her and you're like she's totally fine what are you talking about just because she's not flicking your bean when you meet her yeah no right just because you know just you know trying to get the bean out the fajita right come on dude yeah just because she can't get the

bean out of the be ita uh hey hey go get the bean out you know uh i actually completely forgot what we were fucking talking about it and like it's i don't remember either man i think sneezing is out of your mouth um yeah just trying to get the bean out of the cellophane is what it is i'm more like her i'm like i don't what what oh yeah hell yeah baby oh yeah you're ready for me to try to get that bean out to cellophane? I don't... Wait, what?

Why is it the cellophane? I don't like this. Hey. Can't get it. Can't get it out. Oh, yeah. What the fuck, dude? Think about a bean in cellophane.

Under the cellophane. Okay. Under the cellophane. Okay. Start Matt Damon. So far, I'm with you. about a bean under cellophane. A bean.

I understand what a bean is. Under celophane. I know what cellophane is. Lime of bean or something. And then any kind of bean, really. And then you're trying to like finagle it out without pulling up the cellophane. You're trying to push it. That's what it's like.

That's what a, do I have to be crass? That's what a clear. Oh, you're being crass. So I don't, I don't know if that's the question. But, uh, okay. Yeah. I mean, just the imagery, you know. Yeah, dude.

I should write a book, dude. Would be the worst romance writer. There it was kind of like trying to get a bean out of some cellophane. That's not what it's like. She exploded. Do you know what I mean? People might think it's not what it's like, but they don't know how to have sex. Someone who's really experienced knows it's what that's like.

So if you know that, you know sex. That's what it says in the book. No, I got that. Oh, shit. Oh. Interesting. Picture of being trapped under Selafine. Could you get it out?

Making a rhyme even though it doesn't, you know, CELAFine. Could you get it out? Are you mad enough? Hey. Oh, yeah. Can't get it. Yeah.

Hey, hey. Fuck. Playing a game, boy. Yeah. Yeah. Just be like I don't fucking want to meet a new person. Thanks, dude. Man or woman, doesn't matter.

Don't want him. Don't want it. Get off it, get off, get off, get off. I don't know. I mean,

if you don't want to meet a new person, it's not rude to be like, I'm good. I suppose, but then it's like, why do you not want to meet a new person? Who gives a fuck? Yes,

unless it's a shortcoming for you or a problem with you in your life, that's like, you know, get out there. Get out there. She just said she's got a lot of friends. She's got a,

isn't that what she said? Like I have all my friends? Yeah, I have all my friends. Yeah. I don't know, dude. If it's not something you want to do, just fucking say it. It's not rude.

That's my answer. Yeah. It really isn't. Yeah. But, you know, you got hangers and a bean. It might. I don't. We're going to put a moratorium on bean talk.

Just the word. If you got hangers. Hangers, I suppose we don't need a moratorium. We don't need a moratorium on a hangars, I suppose. But Bean is not and has historically not. If you have hangers and about boomrodder. I mean, bro, 12, first of all, 12 years old, and also just disgusting, you know? If you got it.

Nope. I know. Okay. For the butterfly. Okay. It's up Matt and Chris, a longtime listener. Chris, I saw you a few years back in Fort Myers. Show was awesome.

Completely exceeded my expectations. And Matt, we occasionally exchange in some Instagram DM band. Hell yeah. Which is pretty cool. But I'm basically calling today because I have this internship that I just started at about two months ago and it's for a small company. So the office isn't super big and one of the CEOs, aka my boss, is incredibly loud. I mean, the dude's got just the most booming voice you've ever heard.

That's so annoying. And it's really annoying and it's hard to get work done when I'm at my desk. It's like a office computer desk job. And the guy's just always talking to somebody about something. And no matter where he's at in the office, you can always hear him. So how do I deal with that? What's a little spin move I can use to confront that issue? I mean, he's obviously my boss, so I can't go too crazy with it.

But let me know. Thanks. What I do is, have you ever seen the movie in heat? The scene in heat? The movie in heat? Where Al Pacino is going crazy. Robert De Niro is just really quiet. Get real quiet, dude, because that's how you will let that person know that they're too loud.

You get real quiet. You start whispering and they go and they don't scream anymore. I do that. I'd be honest, I've tried that and it has not worked. It doesn't work all the time. Okay, okay. Yeah. It does not work all the time.

Yeah. I actually very recently tried that. And I was like, damn it, this person's being so fucking loud. No, no, no. But then you just start talking like this. Like why are you whispering? You say, oh, I'm trying to even. out. Yeah, I mean, luring them in, you know, just to fucking slam them. But you can't do it to your boss.

No, I know, I know. Headphones? I was going to say earbuds, right? Headphones is like you can't be an intern in an office. It looks like you're listening to fucking music. Right. If earbuds in, it looks like you might be waiting for a call. Hmm. But you're listening to something softly. Maybe it's enough to block out the voice. Guys like that give guys a bad name because it's like, Like, come on, man. Don't be the guy that women can complain about. Because they're loud? I mean, there's a...

No, there's a number. There's a litany of things. But I'm just saying it's like, you know... Come on, dude. Help us out a little bit. Like women gossip. I was going to say, there's some loud ass women, though. Right, but...

Yeah, no, and that's bad too. Yeah. It's a different register of bad. But, you know... Um, but how does, loud is loud as loud as loud talkers drive me fucking nuts. It's really weird, bro. It's really odd. Maybe it's their own hearing.

I don't, well, it's not always that. I mean, that guy in the hospital, talking about the baseball. That was unreal. Unbelievable, dude. Yeah. Did we talk about that? No, because, you know. Yeah.

Oh, right. But yeah. In the, there was a guy in the room next to us in the hospital. And he was just so loud talking about baseball. And the guy was like a fucking photographic memory of stats. from his days playing his baseball player, I mean, how much he must have played? He was on NCAA Division I, USC championship winning baseball team.

He kept showing everyone who would come in or walk by his ring. And then he went on to play in the minor leagues. And he had the most specific, as you said, photographic memory specific, memories that he would just rattle off. And the poor fuck, he was in the hospital bed, who was laying there in a hospital. I had to listen to all the stories. He had the loudest voice.

You could hear it down the hall. From inside a room at the end of the other end of the hall. And then Phillips took the plate and he had a two hopper to fucking shortstop. You're like, what fuck? On a two one count. In 1982. In San Antonio. Yeah, for real.

Which was the double A club for Oakland at the time. You're just like, what the fuck? And he was so loud. And it was, man, it was funny. I think we have videos of that. We do. Yeah. That was incredible.

shit like that. But that was a unique case. The boring is fucking hospital. You got to have something to listen to something to be entertained by. But in an office, a loud motherfucker, anywhere allowed motherfucker, I can't handle it. I tell people they're too loud. I've definitely done it. It does not ever, ever go well. Oh, really?

Yeah, dude. Oh, yeah. Oh, really? What is it? Oh, yeah. That's too loud. And you're, you get reactions that are neutral or positive? Yeah.

I've only gotten very negative reactions when I do. Maybe I come off way ruder than you. I don't know, probably actually. I'm not trying to be like a dig, but this is like so loud. That's a good way to do it. Yeah. I don't do it like.

I guess I should do it like that. I'm always like, do you realize how loud you are? That's probably not. Oh yeah, that doesn't sound so good. Yeah, yeah. Should I be louder? Am I not loud enough? Will Ferrell.

But yeah, loud talking, especially when you're close to, someone is just like i usually pull a gun on them and say hey you want to be a little louder fucko is that not good clennie's twitter clennie swiddle fico i know what you're thinking should i be louder fucko what up chris and matt what a home the show was watching the easter episode and i got some advice for you guys oh because you walked right past it oh okay it's about the fellow they called about flying oh right And I'm pretty sure he's not afraid of flying. He's just more anxious.

And, yeah, you guys missed it. Just fly more. That's it. Just fly more, dude. The more you do it, all that shit goes away. And then you turn into Matt where you start fucking rushing it and you're getting there a minute before the fucking flight. But yeah, whatever makes you comfortable, you get better at it, the more you do it.

That's all. So I fly all the fucking time. Doesn't even bother me anymore other than sometimes I don't even want to go where I I have to go. But yeah, just fly more. Shout guys. I mean, I want that hat so bad. It's crazy. I know you do. Fuck. I want the shirt. But, yeah, I don't think we got that wrong. We didn't get it wrong. We just didn't pin down on that specifically. We did talk about the anxiety around. We did actually. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But we didn't say fly more. Maybe that's his point. Right. Yeah. I guess I assumed that that's obvious, though.

But also, also not on the table for everyone. Flying requires a place to go and money to do it. Not everybody has that. So not the best advice, but great fucking hat. And I love your shirt. Yeah, great shirt. I think, yeah, you know, remember when I was saying about the thing about people with Tourette syndrome?

I don't really see them anymore. I remember that from last episode, yes? You see less and less white guys with dreadlocks. That was like a thing. Pretty sure we know why. You mean then when we were kids? Yeah, but all the, but. Who invented dreadlocks?

I don't know the answer to who invented dreadlocks, but I know that it's considered cultural appropriation, and that's why you see less white people. Right, right, right. Right, but did it start with black people? I'm assuming that if it's considered cultural appropriation, then the answer would be yes. How do we...

I don't know the fucking answer to the origins of dreadlocks. I guarantee people who did dreadlocks way, way, way... You know. Let's look it up, origin of dreadlocks. Early as 3,000 BC. Well, if that's the case, than... Yeah, see.

More color with the people. Wait, here we go. Pink? Oh, here we go. The term dreadlocks arose in the 40s, 50s via the Jamaican Rastafari movement, evolving from the word dreadful hair

to a symbol of holy spiritual and anti-colonial pride. Okay. Trace to Africa. There we go. I'm obviously not talking about the term. I'm talking about the hair. Right, yeah.

Africa, India, and then other cultures, whatever the fuck. Similar styles of param. Early Christians. Greek priests, Germanic tribes, and Vikings. Right.

Yeah. That's what's what's cultural appropriation then? Well, I guess it's probably... That's like being like, nah, I heard the band first. Well, no, I think it's the next part under it

because the term dreadlocks and the movement that is associated with it in the 30s and 40s, which is the rast of foreign... That I understand. But it already existed. Yeah, good... I mean, yeah, all right,

get dreadlocks in and argue with every person you fucking encounter about cultural... Why would... It already fucking exists, man. But you're asking... Wells Fargo. But you're asking why less, I'm just answering you.

That is just the answer. I understand that. I'm just letting you know, though, sir. And yeah, I'm going to let you do your deposit in a second. The reason why I did this is because Christians and Vikings actually did it in 3,000 BC. Now, where do I need to sign? I mean, just thinking about the level of how much of a fucking, like, asshole, annoying asshole. You have to be to be that way, you know?

That alone is reason enough to not be a white guy. locks and I sign here. Do I have to put what race I am? I don't want to check that. Okay, thank you. Yeah, I yeah, so it's like, okay, it's, you know, you know what I'm saying though, you know? Cultural appropriation is like, oh wait, here we go. Colonial perspective. One theory suggests

European slave owners described the natural matted hair of African captives as quote, dreadful, which was reclaimed by the Rastafari as a sign of spiritual fear slash respect for God. That's cool. That's cool, but it existed way before that. Right, but it's, if everything was about, no, I understand.

It has to be about what it's associated with. Yeah, I know. And what culture it sprang from in the current landscape of where we are. You could say that technically, Black people made it popular. Yeah, or yeah. Yeah, I mean, you know, in a simple,

putting it simply. So now. The Westernism symbolizes a. connection to Africa, a rejection of Western civilization. So now when white people do it because they think it's fashionable, yeah. I can understand how black people would think that that's annoying, but that's it. Annoying. That's all it is.

Complaining about it is crazy. Complaining about a white person with dreadlocks is crazy. You're saying? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I think. I've never even thought about, I guess, you're saying if you're a black person complaining about a white person with dreadlocks?

Yeah, that's crazy. Hmm. I don't know. I don't know how I would feel if I was black. I don't know. Well, about that specifically. Obviously, I don't know.

I'm not black person, but you could be like, I understand why a black person would be like, this fucking idiot white guy with dreadlocks. I get that. 100% that. I totally get that. But to be like,

they shouldn't do this is crazy. That's like, who cares? I'm not black, but. Yeah. It's such a, that's what you're going to waste your time on? There's a pretty fine line there, though, by being like this fucking white asshole.

And like, they shouldn't do that. It's like, I guess one is like, um, school marmy i suppose which is always annoying with like you can't fucking you're not allowed to do that you know well that's always technically you're allowed to do anything but like you that means that person's also allowed to think you're a fucking huge right yeah yeah yeah for doing it you know right

huh what is oh here we go make it bigger white or white individuals totally today make it bigger may wear yes white people have historically worn dreadlocks as the hairstyle is not exclusive to one race or culture. Historically, dreadlocks have been associated with ancient European groups like the Celts and Vikings, as well as an Indian spiritual practices, Egyptian culture, and Germanic tribes. Yeah. So you'd be like, I'm actually copying Indians, so, no. I'm actually copying Vikings. You're like this. I'm actually copying Indians. Then they could still get mad of you though. But you ever see the? Oh, like dollism? Yeah. You ever talk to, then you get in trouble for that? You ever get in trouble for that? Yeah, I know. That actually is borderline

racist. The dreadlocks probably is. Have you ever talked about, have you ever talked to an Indian that actually does that when they talk? Absolutely not. I have. What are you talking about? What do you mean? I mean literally, what are you talking about? A person from India.

Yes. That does this. When they talk. When they, no, it's an actual thing. I'm flabbering. I have no idea we're talking about.

Yeah. Yeah, it's actually a thing. Can you explain what that is? It's culturally like, it's meant to be like a pleasant thing to do. Like while they're speaking or like, where they're listening or just in conversation? Only when they talk.

Oh, what? Yeah. Can you look that up? Yeah. Never. I looked it up because this guy was doing it literally talking to me only when he was talking and I'm like, is he fucking with me? How do you even search that?

I don't know. It's called something. Indian head nod. Head. Head bob. It's like culturally, um, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. The Indian headbobble. Agreeing, yeah, agreement.

The Indian headbubble or quote, wobble. Polite acknowledges. Is a common South Asian gesture involving a side-to-side arc-like tilt of the head often used to signify agreement. When they're talking like this, it's like, oh, yeah, that's amazing. Oh, great. Hey, look. Polite acknowledgment. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I love incubus. I mean, incubus, you know. Brod is amazing. Have you seen his earlier stuff? Brandon Boyd, you know. Isn't that his name? Yes, it is. Oh, it sure is. Whoa, dude. It's a real thing.

Simply never, ever once heard of this. Yeah. But you know about it, right? I'm saying no, I don't know anything. Why did you say it was a racist thing? I thought you were making like a, like, because it sounded like you were like talking about dollism in Street Fighter or something. I was like, what did I? Well, that's from that though.

Yeah, no, I had no idea that that was a thing. Yeah. No, it's a real thing. And it's, and it's like, it makes sense because the person I was talking to was my cab driver. So he wants to be polite, right? It was really wild.

I mean, it's not like that. There's so many gifts of it. But it's usually they're talking, though. Right. It's usually when they're talking. Isn't that a weird one? There's one thing that's for sure is that that movement is so not sexy. Don't you want to be sexy when you talk a little bit?

Or you don't want to be not sexy. Once you do this, everything's out the gate. Not if you do it sexy. What's up, sweetie? Yeah, see? Yeah. See what I'm saying? Let me get that bean out, that cellophane.

Okay, man. Just had to fucking. Well, you knew that was coming. Yeah, I guess. you hiding your bean behind cellophane i just really it's like nails on a chalkboard for me the bean in the context of of the that's of the he who the bean in the context of the he who is like nails on a chalkboard for me

the worst sentence ever heard honestly he who is bad too bro i mean come on bro you just picking but a he who is not an actual thing in the world i don't want to think about a fucking kidney bean it could be a lima bean i don't want to think about a lima bean Coffee bean? I don't want to think about a coffee bean. Coffee beans at least the one I want to not think about the least. Coffee bean actually looks like a pussy if you think about it.

All beans look just like beans though. No? Except garbonzo beans. Well, I'd be disgusting. I just don't. Oh shit, sweetie. Is this a garbonzo bean? I don't want to think about.

It's not the tumor. Beans, the other one that drives me nuts. Beef curd. I don't. I don't say that one, though. You don't. Dude. I'm not accusing you.

What if I would never dare? Well. Go ahead. No, I don't know. This is disgusting. Okay. But anyway. What?

Nothing. Anyway, I'll be in Las Vegas. I'll be in New Westminster. I'll be in Campbell River. Go to Krissley.com. Salt Lake City. Thank you very much. Nice.