Lifeline - 210. The Nether Zone

Episode Date: May 3, 2026

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Liono, Thundercats. He, man. I have, yeah, but Billy's good at Pac-Man. Billy's so good at Pac-Man. It's crazy. And he's already bargaining with me. Can I play Pac-Man? Zibit?

He goes, Zibit? And then I say, no, no. And he says, why? I say, you just woke up. And he goes, Debit? I'm like, no. No matter how close your finger gets your eye, no. And then he says,

can I watch TV? Little bit? And I'm like, no. And then he says, can I pay my toys? A little bit? And I'm like, yeah, sure. Of course. He goes, okay.

That's good. Yeah, it is good. But then, like, you know, we repeat the same thing, you know, 25 minutes later. Yib it? Yibit, dude. A frog. Yeah, yeah.

But it's so, it's so cute. But it's so cute. And it's hard to say no, dude, to my boys. because they're so cute. But I got this shirt that this guy in Fort Wayne. You know what? I've never worn a shirt and I have no idea what's on it. This is the first time ever.

Let me look. But this is the shirt. And by the way, this is yours. Why are you wearing my shirt? Because I wanted to, because I have my other one. He gave us two in Fort Wayne. This is a minor league hockey team. And it has two, one of them has this guy on it.

The other one has another guy on it. So why you wear mine? Well, because so what happened was I grabbed the one. One's gray, one's black. and I grabbed the gray one to put on for some reason quickly. And then I wanted to wear one for this show. So that one's in the wash. So now I've wore this one.

So they're both yours now? Well, no, you could have one of them. Anyway, it's cool. Shout out to the dude from Fort Wayne who got me these shirts. Why did he give us those shirts? Because, oh, because he owns a vintage shop. Oh, cool. Yeah, so he's a money hockey team.

And I wore the other one in Fort Wayne. And people were like, I love that shirt, you know. I guess they're like, no, it's up. Yeah. Yeah, not a lot of sports teams in Fort Wayne. No, but mine hockey. But I don't even know. Yeah.

So anyway, so that's what's up. Minor League hockey, dude. Wow. And then I saw my friend today and he's like, why you wearing that shirt? But I was, didn't feel insecure. Why you wearing that shirt? Who says why you wear that shirt? For real?

Because he knows me. He's like, why you weren't a guy on hockey? It's like, what, and I go, well, because, and I explained it. And then I, that was a super, yes, got out of that one. You know what I mean? I'm like, I got a whole thing ready. So I tell you, and I told him, and I go, yes, got out of that one and then,

but I wasn't insecure at all. Sounds like you were a little bit insecure. I wasn't. Maybe grazed up against insecurity. I didn't, a little bit. It was so far from me, insecurity that it was. What made you think about security at all? Because I felt so secure.

So you were just like, I, you were struck by the sense of security. I go like this, wow, I feel so good. I can't believe how secure I feel. And I go like, well, what's the opposite of that? Insecurity? Oh yeah, I don't feel that. Okay, yeah. So now I get it.

Yeah, you're glad I asked. Yeah. But, yeah, May 3rd, happy birthday, Bobby Carnival, Christina Hendrix, and Frankie Valley. It almost sounds like a man. Wow. Talk like a man. Jesus. That's how he does him, right?

Yeah, but he doesn't do it like Donald Duck, you know? He does do it, and it's an annoying. Honestly, that? No, he's got a smooth silk high voice. He doesn't do it like that. It's not not like that. I mean, yeah, yeah. It's annoying.

You sound like Frankie Valley and like Gonzo. I know that, I know. Yeah. Walk like a man. Walk like a man. Walk macromat. It's bad, dude. What you're doing.

That's accurate. You know, what are you doing, dude? I mean, it's the four seasons. It's from like the 50s, dude. Walk. Walk. But back then, music like that sucked, though. No, back then, music like that was the music that I've been listened to.

I like Tos and Jam. The guy on a... That guy. I like Presumery. I like Toast and Jam. Like the fuck, dude. Not acid? Hey, hey, hey, you go like this.

Hey, I've got a song in a regular voice. Go ahead, watch this. I like Tos and Jam. He's fucking insane. A Muppet, an absolute Muppet. Did you know that Frankie Val is in the show you're watching one? Walk. Walk!

Auditioning for the four seasons. The fifth season. He's in Sopranos? Yeah. He's one of the guys that's constantly at their poker game. Oh. I think I do that. Yeah, and he actually has a role, like, even later,

like speaking outside of that and everything. It's cool. But yeah, remember when we went to go see that musical? What the hell was it? Oh, Jersey Boys? Fuck, I'm sitting there like this. Not even the real guy that does it. And we're just, and I'm like, and mom's just like,

yeah, this is just how it was. And I'm like, mom loved it, dude. Dude, and I got to, how old was I even watching this shit? That's a good question. Walk, walk, walk. Also is a huge hit. They turned into a movie. Clint Eastwood directed the movie.

Worst choice. The least seeable movie by me, Jersey Boys, by Clint Eastwood is the most. I'm not going to see it movie on the planet. I audition for it. Didn't get it, huh? I don't know. No, you do know. They made it and you weren't in.

I don't know if they did it yet. Clint's still sitting on it in 92 or whatever. Maybe Delia. Shout out to Legends for sponsoring the show. Legends is a free-to-play social casino and sportsbook. at legends.com. That's Legends with the Z. You know, we have an announcement. It's an exciting announcement that maybe Mako could help us out with. But we're going to start taking live calls on our podcast and it is on Wednesdays. And we are going to be chatting with you guys on the

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Patreon.com slash my hotel, Leo. And you want to talk about your tour? You know, not now, really. That was hard to follow that actor. Yeah, it's really hard to follow that style. I'm going to be in Westman, new Westminster, BC, Campbell River, BC,

Nashville, Vegas, Salt Lake City. I got a bunch of dates coming up. Denver. Oh yeah, Pittsburgh. Miami. Having accepted to Pittsburgh. Oh, yeah, Pittsburgh. Nice. Right in there.

Brea, California. Goli, and Louisville, Kentucky. So a bunch of different places. Go to chrisley.com. I'm going to Portugal, too. So weird. Such a weird, like, side last one. Go to Portugal, then I'm going to go over to fucking Tampa.

No. But yeah, so anyway. Portugal's what's up? Everybody says that's the place to be. That's what I hear. I know a few people that live there. Like people from here that live there. Spaniards?

Not Spaniards. Americans that move there and love it. Really? Yeah. A few? A few. Like four different ones, yeah. Wow.

Isn't that weird? Yeah, I don't, I hear it's great though, but I don't know. I don't know. I'm going to go for a show. It'll be fun. Let us know how it is. Yeah, well, it's actually for the festival. There's a comedy festival there.

Hmm. So that's what I'm going to be doing. That's cool. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I've never been. I heard it's amazing, though.

Well, maybe you'll never go, but I'll go. And if you say it's amazing, then I'll, then maybe... Yeah, it'll enhance my chances of going. You gotta go to Portugal if I come back and say that. You gotta go. You gotta go. Trust me, you're gonna love it. And you're like, what the fuck?

Well, you said that. Poster of you. Then I would for sure be like, I guess I gotta go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, true. So anyway, oh, this is kind of cool. Check out this. Spotify sent me this. Spotify?

It's so... Sorry. Sorry, not Spotify, Shopify, Shopify sent me this. Which was for Shopify or Spotify? I don't know. That's Shopify. I know this is Shopify. What is what?

What came first? Shopify or Spotify is what I'm saying. Spotify. Really? You're sure? I'm pretty sure, but I'm going to fact check it right now. Well, I like Shopify better because they sent me this, which means I had a hundred thousand orders on my Chrystilea store, which is a flex, dude.

That's a lot. That's a flex. That's a heavy. Yeah, it's heavy. It's a paperweight. Shopify started first. I knew it. I knew he was just saying shit.

Wait, wait, wait. Right there. It's in the same year. Oh, Shopify started first. Look at month. Russian. Oh, no, originally, no. Technically Shopify existed first.

Oh, damn, okay. Because it started as something else. See? 2004. Yeah, I thought it did. Well, not that I know, but I remember hearing about it first. But whatever. Anyway.

Spotify's been around 20 years? Yeah. Jeez. So that's great. That's awesome. And thank you to Shopify for that. That's good. That's good business.

So go to Chrissly.com, get more merch. You know what I mean? You can also get the Lifeline stuff. But anyway, thank you. That's so cool. I'm happy about that. Congratulations. Robot.

I bet like 99 to 98, 99% of it's the Lifeline merch. I don't know if that's that high. I think it's probably mostly. I think it's mostly been around for longer. Yeah, but I don't know if it's 99% lifeline. stuff. Sales kicked into gear when lifeline out. Merch came out. Okay. Yeah, I don't, I don't know.

But that's cool. I'm pretty, like I said, I'm not positive, but I'm like 98%. So, all right, well, let's, my back hurts, yes. So let's do a gargoyle. Why's your back always hurt? It doesn't actually. It's been a while. And so I did former carries the other day, but then the next day.

Farmer carries? Yeah, farmer carries. You know what those are? Suitcase carries. We just take a dumbbell and just walk with it. You take it on both, you walk, walk, walk! And so, and you walk with it. And so I think it probably activated some sort of stimulus in me. And then the next morning, when I woke up, I went to go to the bathroom, number two. And I sat down and I was just sitting there.

And all of a sudden my back just goes, oh. Just while you're sitting on the toilet? Yeah, uh-huh. sitting on the toilet and um were you straining no I wasn't even it was sitting there

yeah sometimes my back is just it's been a while it's been due for a spray near and um and it happened and then I go oh dude

my back thinks I'm not gonna be working out today I'm gonna go work out and then I worked out anyway and now it's today and I'm gonna probably work out anyway today too but my back hurts

but today's back day yesterday was fucking leg day anyway I like to talk about it but no you love to talk about it more than anything on the planet actually. You love to talk about it.

So would you want to go to submissions or? Yeah. Okay. Let's do this. Hi, guys. Hello. This is regarding the woman last week talking about flossing and how her dentist is always saying she's not doing a good job and even though she flosses every day.

Oh, yeah, yeah. And Matt, you said something to the effect of, yeah, that's what all Dennis say no matter what. and there's probably not Dennis out there, you know, praising people for their flossing. Yeah, I remember that. Wrong. My Dennis always gives me props on my flossing. Oh, wow.

So. Who would me wrong? I mean, the bumpiest road. Wow. Just kidding. I'm in love with you guys. You know, yeah, we knew. That would be weird if you were like so.

Fuck you forever. I'm never watching the show again. Dude, I, I, okay, fine. I mean, look, she looks, she has really nice teeth. She did have nice teeth. So, you know, but that, but that, I wouldn't say that's because of the flossing probably. I mean, it could have something. It has something to do with it, maybe.

But yeah, I, I, uh, okay. All right. I just, maybe she's got one of the good ones, you know? She's got one of the. One of the honest ones? Yeah, one of the honest ones. Because I, I know dentists to be pretty shysty, you know? She should have shouted her dentist out.

Yeah, but maybe she didn't want to because. You know, she'd want to dox the dentist. That's not doxing. That's just promoting, you know. She's not like my dentist did something terrible. Here's his information. But maybe in the dentist society, that's a terrible thing. And she, you know, I don't know.

In dentists, what was it? In the dentist society. Oh, in the dentist society. Coalition. Right. I mean, the dental coalition. They don't, they go, yeah, you're not supposed to fucking tell people the good at flossing, you know, because then it turns into, right?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, so maybe she's hip to that. I thought she was going to say she was a dentist. I thought she was going to say she was a dentist as well, yeah. And if she was a dentist... Did you notice the way she was driving? What do you mean?

With her left leg up like that? Oh, no. Never seen a woman do that. I do that. With her left leg up? But I do that, yeah. I know you do, but I've never seen a woman do that. Oh, I didn't even notice she did that.

Barely for like one second panned over. And I'm like really observant, so I caught it. You didn't see it because you were not that observant, but I caught it and I was like, Oh, I do that. So she's like me and we're the same person. We should probably meet up in real life and do whatever we want to do, you know? Like Rob Banks? It doesn't matter.

We could do that. We could do other stuff. Start a family? We could start a family. That'd be weird. I mean, she would have a say in it. I'm not like, it's not like it's not. No, no, no, I know.

It's 2006. It's not, we're not in, you know, tribal times. Where she wouldn't have a say? Yeah, I guess. Because like her dad would sell her to me. Yeah. Yeah. You're right.

All right. Um, so yeah. So, all right. So she fucking, what do you want? She fucking proved us wrong. What's she trying to say? What's she trying to say? This podcast is a bunch of lies.

She's, fine. She smeared us. So, all right. So that's fine. Thank you very much for your submission. Maybe if you do another one ever, don't smear us. Thanks for the smear campaign.

All right. All right. Next one. Hey, guys. I still have my brain tumor. Hopefully it's coming out soon. Um, also flossing definitely fucking works. do it more.

And my question is, I am more financially comfortable than my mother. Okay. Not a question. And because of how uncomfortable most of the world is financially right now, she is doing Airbnb

at her house. Like she rents her extra rooms out to people. And I hate it. I hate it for her, dude. I feel so terrible because I don't have to do shit like that. She will not let me help her out in any way she performed. Like she barely even lets me by her dinner ever. How can I finesse a way into helping her out? So she doesn't have to do shit like Airbnb.

Stay at her Airbnb. Rent it out. Yeah, book it forever. Book it every month. Long-term stay. You're not going to be able to do that. People do what they want. You know, and I don't know.

She's your mom and that's noble of her. That's very sweet. She's like, no, you know. But yeah, I don't know, man. Ranting a room out in an Airbnb is that like you're in the same house? Here we go. Show this to your mom, starting now. Parker's mom, let him give you money so you don't have to.

rent a room out in your house because he doesn't like it. And if you loved your son, if you truly loved your son. What are the mentalist? Is that kind of a fucking... If you truly loved him, you'd care about what he wants, and he doesn't want you to have to rent a room out. He doesn't like that you rent a room out. Manipulative Tony Robbins.

So stop doing that. Manipulative Tony Robbins. If you love your son, you do it. No, I... My head's too big. So I think that, um... Yeah, I, I mean, what the fuck? What are you going to do?

She wants to do it and she doesn't want to finance. financially burden you. And I know that you're saying it's not a burden. I get it. I mean, I guess I would do the same thing. But, um, uh, I mean, you could, yeah, what, what can you do? She's not going to take the money. Right? She doesn't. He should, uh, he could find a way to, like, log into accounts and like change bills, credit cards on bills over into his name. Oh, is that legal? Um, I wonder. It's legal. Yeah. Is it legal? I mean, it's not like anybody would fucking have a problem with it. Yeah, exactly. Pay my bills. Pay my bills.

Pay my bills. Wait, no. Pay my automobiles. Oh, yeah, that one. Pay my time. Then maybe we can change. You're singing, say my name is what you're saying. Yeah, I think so, yeah. Yeah, I don't know, dude. Especially people, old people, they're just so intransident. They don't, they don't

change the way that they are. Doesn't matter what you say. So, you're fucked. What you say? How am I know. Don't secure! Wow, so insecure. What you say? Anyway. you know that's something I know what's that one

mr fucking uh shazam it's uh what's the name of that song it's by image in heat yeah it is what you say what what what what what you say fucking uh

maxedron all right uh yeah it is what it is you know that's just what you gotta do dude you just gotta fucking leave a lump of money on on our on our patio

bro you know I was thinking about like watching Because I'm watching Sopranos, you know, I'm almost done. And they just fucking, the mafia sucks, dude. They're so annoying. Yeah. Like, fuck them. I always bothered me when people are like, you know, people complain. Like, he glorifies.

Like, dude, that makes it seem like the worst thing ever. Yeah, I don't think. I don't understand that really. I mean, maybe if you watch a few episodes, you might think that. But you watch a whole thing. You're like, these guys fucking suck. It's so depressing. Honestly, Tony Soprano, sometimes people are like,

it's crazy how they made a villain likable and it's like no they didn't dude he's not likable at all no you still want to watch it yeah it's there's a big big difference between watchable yeah and likeable yeah yeah yeah people confuse those things all the time totally he's no bro he's like these guys are they're awful human beings he's arguably the worst person on the show no not tony

it's possible because you get to know him maybe intricacies of him you know i mean i mean ralphi's probably the worst but you know or chris multisanti I mean, he's too soft. He's kind of funny, you know. Ralphie's a villain. Well, what Chris Montesanti did was the worst thing in all of the series. And I've got three, four episodes left. I'm trying to think of what you might be referring to.

There's only one thing. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So anyway. But, yeah, God. So do that, do that. Also, get your brain tumor fix, man. Well, he will. what the fuck? You don't go to

goddamn Fantastic Sam's. What do you go to Fantastic Tumors? I mean, hey, can you A little off the top of this tumor? But it's a brain tumor. It's spidering out. Yeah, I know, but you gotta fucking get a good doctor and shit. Yeah, dude, do do it.

I mean, he's on my page around. We talk, but like, come on. I mean, I bust his balls on the Discord, but like, let's go. Yeah. Parker. The doctor in one of those chairs. So what are we doing today? Little off it?

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Take advantage of the 100% match on your first purchase up to $100 and make sure to use the code lifeline when signing up. Keep it legendary. What's up, Matt and Chris? You're joining me today on my daily constitutional on the beach. Wow. And I was just listening to...

Dude, I... I wish I, I wish, here we go. Because I know he's Australian. You look at him and you go, that chest mixed with those teeth, Australian. There's no, no two ways about it. You thought that before he opened his mouth? Absolutely. That chest with those teeth, one region.

I didn't think about that at all. Yeah, but one region. He's definitely a gigacad though. Oh, he's a gigacad. Yeah. If that, I mean, dude, I got to go. I got to go to the gym today. Go ahead.

Your rant about Austin, Matt, and I couldn't agree more. That city is an absolute cesspit. I hated it, which leads me to believe that we may have compatible holiday tastes. So I was wondering, what are the best cities and towns in the US that I can visit on my upcoming trip? Chris, you also go to a lot of towns and cities while you're touring. So one of your favorites, tell me, I need to know where I should go for a little mini holiday when I visit my girlfriend for two months. So you're curious about that.

Also, how bitch is it when you're trying to get someone's attention through a glass? window and talk to them, but you can't really project, so they can't hear you, and you're just kind of like, hey, I talk to you left out. Oh, yeah, that is actually good. You know those ones? Really? Yeah. Super bit. Also, Chris, keep talking about the gym. It's not gay. Some of us are interested. See? I hope this helps. So I'll like. Oh, it's definitely not gay. That's not my complaint about it. Yeah, it's not gay. I'll tell you that much. That's my wife. She knows I lay it down. Nice. Congrats, man. but yeah

yeah I you know I mean that what did he ask where he should go oh yeah

I think first of all it's tough because in I hate bringing this up but everything changed in COVID like I would say New York but like maybe not now

I If you've never been to New York, I guess so, just because it's New York. I guess so. One time I was at a coffee shop, but this was long ago, and some guy was like, you were talking about New York. I love New York. You go to New York soon? I said, yeah, you got to go see Central Park.

Come on. Yeah. My God. Wow. People like that, you know. I beat the fucking shit out of them. Nice. Deserved it.

That's such a crazy. That's actually such a crazy thing. New York? You got to check out the city. I don't know man Because there's cities But they're not the most beautiful parts You're going with your girlfriend

Depends on what you like to do I would like to chill Santa Barbara's beautiful I would do something like that Like a Santa Barbara or It depends on where she I don't know where she is But like you know

Or you know something like In nature That would be a Because if you're like the desert Maybe Santa Fe is like a good place to like Yeah Yeah

Yeah The cities are all fucked up now dude You know And I think that when you think of visiting something You think of like New York Chicago, L.A. Fucking you know But you know

It's just like It's just all fucked up now It's so weird dude I mean like I don't even live in Los Angeles anymore I live an hour away And like I drive to Los Angeles

I'm like Oh yeah dude Of course I had to move What parts? Are you talking about? any specific parts. Hollywood, obviously. Hollywood's the absolute.

The valley's okay. The valley's okay. Then it's like Hollywood is a lot, but anywhere else is like there's just too much traffic. You know what I mean? It's like, but yeah. I don't know. Yeah, I never know what to say to people when they're like is like, do I like, I like I like, whoever you are, I don't know.

Probably not. I like parts of LA. There's still people who are like the mystique of LA is interesting. But also there's the natural beauty of certain pockets of it. that are impossible to deny. Right, yes, true. Visiting L.A. is not a bad idea if you know where to go. Don't go to Hollywood, you know.

But there are places. But cities on the Austin spectrum, I think Austin's on the far side of one side. Right. The spectrum. But like, every city has its shithole. Yeah. You know, and you? Like Seattle's got real shithole elements, but I like Seattle.

Well, you could visit the girl who spread her legs for the cops, remember? What? She was at the... I didn't have to... I didn't have to... I didn't have to visualize it. So this is what happens when they do that. But she did it out...

Remember the protest? Was it... Oh, it might have been Portland, actually. Sounds like Portland. Yeah. What you're describing? Yeah. Anyway.

New York, if you want a city vibe, you've never been there. Santa Barbara, if you want to chill, Max. Portland, if you want to see a woman... A protester. A protester on the streets. opening her legs in front of the cops.

So in probably some kind of like Luigi gossip or something, you know? Yeah. Freeze! You can't show your pussy! Santa Fe, if you want to get crafty, if you like crafty shit, if you like crafty shit, if you like crafty shit, I love Home Depot. Vincent Gallo.

You know, what else? What would you say, Chris? This Chris. I was actually going to say Santa Fe. It's really... There you go, Santa Fe. A really cool, different speed. I think so.

I mean, you don't really get bragging rates when you go back to Australia, but... What the fuck you want bragging rights? I'm just saying, you're going to be like, where'd you go? And they're going to be like, Santa Fe, you'd be like, what the fuck is that, mate? Which is cool. Heaps. You get to explain it, you know?

Yeah. And then they're like, ooh, and you can show them some cool shit you got there, like some fucking... Look at this. It's a fucking turquoise. Fucking turquoise, dude. You get something like this there, okay? Look, you.

A turquoise bear, and you put it around your neck and you fucking tighten it up like that. Heaps. What the fuck is heaps? That's what they say to mean a lot. It's just a stupid. It's the worst slang. Maybe ever. Heaps, dude.

I kind of like heaps. A really good food town is New Orleans. Food town. And you don't have to go to New Orleans and get fucking blacked out drunk and, you know. Yeah, but I think you do. Tatee, aren't you from New Orleans? What do you think about that? I agree.

Oh, okay. Oh, no, New Orleans is great food. Great food. And the titties are phenomenal. You know what I mean? Like, will you get stabbed there, though? Yes. Yeah.

See? Yeah. Yeah. But you die to like the coolest song. You get some cool. Yeah, yeah, some jazz in your ears where you pass. Kaplan. That's a good way to go, I guess.

If you want to have a really good meal, listen to really good music and see it's stabbed to death in the street. Go to New Orleans. Walk. Walk. Walk. Walk. Walk.

The sirens. The sirens. Have you guys ever heard of somebody saying a daily constitutional? That's the first time I've ever heard that. That's like a recovery thing. I don't know if he's doing it like an AA or what, but. No, I just, I looked it up when he said it. That's not.

It just means like a daily walk. Yeah, yeah. Walk. A daily walk, walk, walk. But he wasn't doing it right. You got to go like this. Is that what they did in the musical? Is that already doing that?

Okay, yeah. All right. Okay, okay, okay, okay. What was the fuck? I think I would just make that up? I don't know. I might. Yeah, exactly.

See? See? They were walking and they were going, walk! And they were walking like that. And that was the moment where I go like, all right, fuck this shit. Can you name any other of the four seasons members besides Frankie Valley? Uh, no. Bob Godio.

Antonio Sabato Jr. That's the third one, yeah. Wait, are there four? No, they're four. Yeah, four seasons. Yeah. So Frankie Valley, winter, spring, and summer. Mm-hmm.

Correct. Anyway. I can't even name another four-season song. Oh, they have that one. Look, that bomb-ass pussy. That bomb-ass pussy, right? I don't think that's that. Or is that Snoop Dog.

Oh, what a night. You know that song. No, that's not Snoop Dog. It's so stupid, you know. Oh, what a Nizzy. I mean, you know. dude oh bong

oh what a night that is the worst sound honestly it's crazy fucking take it up with the four seasons dude that's not what Frankie fucking Valley

sounds like man that's so people like listening to Frankie Valley no one on the planet earth would like listening to what you just did there was a lot of planets out there

so I mean but dude Frankie broadening it broadening it that song oh what a night I will say this is dope.

It's dope. I think Bob Goddio wrote that one. You want a fact check me on that one, dude? Okay. How cares? You know, you know, we're talking about it. That's fine about it. Talk about it.

Talk about it. What cares? That song is awesome, and it's awesome to think about that song. I think it's about when he lost his virginity. Yes, Matt. Bob Goddeo wrote December, 1963. That's what the song's called? Yep.

Late December back in 63, yeah, that's the lyrics. What a bad title. It's about the first time he went, he-hoo, he. He-hoo, he-hoo, he-hoo. Working title, he-hoo? Yeah. Working title, he-hoo.

I got a new song, guys. What is it? And then parentheses, first time. He-hoo. Yeah? Yeah. That's Frankie, though. It goes like this.

Walk. Walk. Just an insane person. That's the fucking other song. Oh, yeah. I'll just call it the date then. God, that's fucking annoying, huh? What?

That kind of song? That kind of singing, I should say. Singing is so weird. It's really so weird, bro. I think about that a lot. But we don't have to get into it. Do you think singers need to have, like, good voices? No.

Yeah, me neither. Yeah. Bob Dylan. No, but you don't like Bob Dylan. Yeah. No, but there are guys that... That's what I'm saying. I recognize that sound is interesting,

and it's not because they're great, technically. I feel the same way, yeah. You know, yeah. I've hurt my son. today you know an unbelievable pain or whatever

not it but pretty good ah all right coming Nicholas Cage alright next one Matt Chris back at you again

was listening the last Lifeline episode heard you guys talking about the Bushwhackers so I'm a professional wrestler I actually wrestled Bushwhacker Luke a couple years ago

I can confirm he is insane he bit my tag team partner on the ass Bushwhacked unbeknownst to us so that was interesting but he was a really nice guy he couldn't understand it for shit

he bit my ass, I just want to tidbit that but the question today is about living the other in a relationship for the first time I've been with my girlfriend for four years absolutely lover gonna marry her so any tips any tricks I know, you know, pick your battles, all that stupid shit, right?

But what are some good tips for living together for the first time? Just different life situations. We were finally taking the next step. You know what I mean? So any tips, any tricks? Keep kicking ass. Love you guys. Thanks, bro.

That's cool. He's a professional wrestler. You're going to learn some shit about your girl that you had no idea about. And just roll with it, dude. You work for the CIA? You'll get used to it. At first you'll be like, like, oh my God.

You work for the Secret Service? It might not be to that degree, but it could be. CIA, I guess, would be the thing because that's the one here. Secret Service is not like, secret for service isn't in the, CIA is shadowy. Destroying your own joke, you know? But it's, I'm just, I, bro, it's, it's, you shouldn't. Yeah, look, if you love her, you're going to marry,

you're great. Then then that's it. Then you're just in it. Make sure to know that you're going to, be dealing with some stuff that's going to be frustrating, but that's just because there's another person in your house now. You were going to say something else before that. I was?

It sounded like it. Maybe I'm wrong. I don't know. I don't think I was. But yeah, I mean, you got to, you got to just kind of like, you got to figure it out. You got to, you know, it's, I don't have any advice for it except for just get through it. I mean, unless they're, I mean, it's not like a, it's not like fucking hell week. I'm saying, but he's talking about the, the, the, the, the.

he tips and tricks. So what I'm saying is, okay, so now I'm thinking about, you know, the negative aspect of it because he's saying it that way. What I would say. It's awesome. Yeah. If you have a house or very spacious apartment, you'll notice it less. But like, that's true.

If it's a, like I used to live in a loft and any time a girl would move in there, it would be like, oh shit just got really real. Because it's just one big open space and there ain't no hiding, dude. you know what I mean like that's rough but uh yeah assuming you got some place to retreat to to be alone again every once in a while

take a breath the bathroom even get unseen get unseen for a little bit you know what I mean but yeah dude whatever you're gonna fucking marry or fucking moving on up you know what I'm saying yeah I don't have any advice bro it's like it's all different and like

pick your battles he said it you know He rolled his eyes when he said. He's like, I know, pick your right. Because it's so, that's the thing. Yeah. It's kind of it, though. That's the only one.

You're getting a, also, also you're going to break up in about three months after she moves in. Well, now that's negative. Just being real. It's deeper. Four years is a long time to not move in together, man. Four years. I guess so.

It looks like he's pretty young, though. I mean, they could have been together since they were 19. He could be fucking 24. I mean, they've also, whoops, obviously have, like, slept over at each other's places. You have a fucking idea of what it's like to live? You think they've kissed?

Not unless I want to go to hell. You think they've kissed? No, I mean, they didn't, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're gonna go, but, they're, they're gonna go back on hell. Yeah. Yeah. I'm saying you already have a clue as to what it's like to wake up next to this person, what they're like in the morning. Maybe, maybe you spent two days together. Yeah, yeah, but it's different though, dude.

Of course it's different. No, no, no, no, no, no, don't go back on it. stand your ground and let me argue with you uh yeah now you'll be fine I mean it'll be over within three months you'll find a new girl it'll be all it'll be all good I think remember how like you know in the in the shows in the 50s

they would have like the husband and the wife have different beds that's how it should be man why after you you like past the point of like oh man this is amazing and you get into real living

you know two beds in the same room is fine I feel like it's fine but why is it why would why would that be preferable because I think that

because look here's the thing dude you're gonna get you're going to get sick of each other at a certain point for a certain amount

of time I'm not gonna say maybe it'd be a fucking week I don't know but God the more I'm thinking about it

the more I think I agree with you because like here you spend so much time with each other why would you do it when you're sleeping Why are you in bed together?

Yeah. It's fucking, think about aliens coming down to Earth. They'd be like, in the same bed? Why? What are you fucking talking about? Also, you're already together all the time. You're sleeping. You're unconscious.

There's no reason to be together. It doesn't count us together time. Hey, Ziplor, check out what these assholes do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ziplore. Zip lore. Look at these humans. They sleep together and count it.

Ayah, y'all, y'all, y'all. Oh, fuck, no wonder there, divorce rate is skyrocketing. Ziplore? Also, everybody sleeps different. Somebody wants more covers. Someone wants more pillows, different kind of pillows, different kind of covers. Like, there's always some kind of like negotiation happening about it. Sleep, like, get different beds. And different rooms, by the way.

You said different rooms in the same room. I said different beds in the same room. Rooms is extreme. I know couples that have different rooms and sleep. And they're fine. They're like not like on the outstern. anything. Yeah, that's fine. Hey, if it works, it's fine. That would be, I wouldn't want that. That would be weird. Yeah, I, well, I wouldn't want that either, except for, we have two kids,

so sometimes one kid comes in, the other one, you know, so she ends up waking up in a different bed, and that's going to happen anyway. So to do that is weird, I think, for me, for us. To do what? To, to, to have it set up that way would be, no, I wouldn't want that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think two beds, one room. Or, you know, I'm in the bed, and she has a sleeping back in the ground. Ziplore. She's all curled up like a fucking roly-poly.

He looks chill, though. Damn, he's getting good sleep. Anyway, fuck, she's going to have a crick in her neck. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so let's go back. Worst

reconnaissance from another planet. Back to planet Ziplore. Oh, fuck. We forgot to go to their leader we only saw how a comedian and his wife slept ah fuck I knew it was something

the boss is going to be so mad in front of the tribunal you did what eight years later you know a light years later dude just fucking

Wow, dude. You You did what? Shit. Ziplor, I knew Ziplore, I told you to look after him. It's the fucking what do you call it?

The ne'er-do-well son of the fucking Lord. I knew he wasn't. It's a fucking. Alien Adam Sandler movie. I knew this wasn't going to work. Go to your room. Hop-up-p-pah-hoo. Hap-pah-ta-tap.

I saw the way the comedian's wife slept. And now I'm in trouble. Ziplah. Let's go back. And make things right, right? Dude. Nick Swarzen in it. So drunk.

He's Swarzons in it. He's aplorer. All right. So, uh, wow. That was good. Thanks.

God. I love it. Nice. Let's do another one. Okay. Chris and Matt. Oh yeah. This is Nick from Fort Wayne.

Chris, I just saw you yesterday here in town. No way. At the show, actually, where young Santa was larping as Chipper Jones. And that was pretty cool. just that we had a brave player in the audience. So anyway, I'll post that.

My question today is, how do you guys feel about sleepovers? This is a parenting question, I guess. So my wife and I don't do, don't let our girls do sleepovers. I have three daughters. Absolutely. And we don't let them do like friend's sleepovers just because of stuff that we saw growing up just at unsupervised parents' houses.

Like, you might not know the families that well. And so we've just kind of taken that on as a general policy. Like no sleepovers unless it's, you know, grandma and grandpa's house or something. Are we being unrealistic? Are we being helicopter parents? Chris, obviously, you have two sons. Would you let them stay the night at a friend's house? Matt, you're still will within your childbearing years.

So you can let me know too. Thank you. No, I would not. Do we know how old his daughters are? I mean, you have kids that are three and six. Right, right, right. You're saying if they're 17. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, but but then, but then it's like, okay, so if there's six, it's one thing. But if they're, then if they're 16, then it's like you got to worry about a whole other thing. Like are they going to sneak out? Are they going to fucking, you know, I mean, I know obviously you're supposed to trust your, you're supposed to trust your kids.

You're supposed to give them some sort of like leash, like a long leash, but like, yeah, I, I think it's crazy that anyone ever let anyone ever sleep over as a kid. What, what? What the fuck? Dads are there and they're all creepy. I mean, you can't live like that, though, right? They did what? We've, oh, fuck.

Part two. Ziplore. Part two. All right, anyway, yeah, I just, I just don't, I don't, I don't, I don't think it's. So you don't think you'll ever let your son sleep over somewhere else? No. I mean, not under 12, no. No.

I mean, unless I really know the part of the problem. person, maybe. But no, it's crazy. That's crazy. Yeah. I think. I get it. I get it. You know, it's one of those things like, to me, it's one of those things like hitchhiking. It's like, we did that. It's obviously maybe not as extreme. But like, oh, hitchhiking was the culture? I get what you're saying. Yeah. It's like, oh, we're done with, oh, oh, but, oh, you know what, dude? No, because of all of the molestation. But we did it so much. We slept over other friends. Yeah, no, nothing happened to me. Nothing happened to me either. And we did it. I mean, dozens of times.

Yeah. So I'm not saying it doesn't happen. Of course it does. Of course. But like, I don't know. Yeah. Are you, at a certain point, are you depriving of your child of, yeah. Some of those sleepovers are like the most banging ass ass times ever, you know what I mean?

Yeah. I guess. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. Like, there were like the most fun things to do. Some of your best memories. Oh, you think so?

Yeah. I don't have that. Yeah. Because I was, I was mostly didn't, I didn't do sleepovers. I did a ton. Yeah, because I would get scared, though. you know, I would, I would want to, like, come home. So, uh, right, actually, yeah.

I hear what you're saying, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I mean, I even went on, um, I mean, this is crazy. I went on like, uh, sleepover trips, you know, with like, uh, like ski Colorado. Yeah, that kind of stuff. And I remember sleeping in, in the bed with, with, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, yeah. What? Yeah. No, but it was like, we put a thing up and, you know.

A guy? Yeah. What do you mean a thing up? Like a, like a barrier. On a bed? Yeah. I wonder what Zipola would have to say about that. What?

They did what? No, and it was, and nothing happened and it was all, it was just like. Well, obviously, but what, can you explain what you mean by barrier? Like, how do you put a barrier up on a bed? Like a bunch of pillows so it can't. No, no matter what he does, there's no way he could get over it. Interesting. Well, he could have because he's an adult.

I get it. But yeah, no, it's, and it was just because there were like 10 of us in a room. You know? And it wasn't, it wasn't weird at all. I didn't think about how it was weird at all. And now if I think about it, I'm like, oh, wow, that would never fly today, you know? Yeah. Yeah. And, and, and, and if somebody did that with my kids, I'd fucking lose my mind. But, but at that point, but at that point, but at that point, but at that point, but at that point. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. True. True. True. Now that I think about it. So that's a little different. But, uh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I guess.

But even still, though, that would be fucking crazy. Is it nowadays? Nowadays, it would be crazy. You get fired immediately. Immediately. Yeah, for sure. They would get a fire. Hey, wake up.

For what? The bear doesn't work now. Look, I kept up. I always thought it was weird in general, like church leaders, you know, it's a pretty weird. In their 20s, hanging out with like, you know, 14, 15-year-old girls. And it's like supposed to be this very, like, community oriented thing and I get it dude I get it like if it's all good and it's above

board then it's all good and it's all good but like even when I was that age I was like this is yeah I did yeah I'm like what is the fucking guy why does this guy want to do that right right right you know I mean like and I it's almost shitty to be like that because it's such a possible it's there's such a true possibility that they are like onerous or religious or whatever the fuck but like I don't know dude you're risking it you know like just fucking do something else with some 25-year-old guys. You know what I mean? Yeah. Get into fucking fantasy baseball.

Yeah, or like... Hey, put that guitar away and get into fantasy baseball. Spread the gospel among, like, adults. Yeah, or fantasy baseball. Or fantasy baseball. Yeah. I'll give you Alan Trammell for Hensley Muellins. So long ago.

I mean, pre- Fantasy baseball, you know? If you give me Albert Poo-ho. Poo-Hole, you know. Danzley Mule. David Cohn for Daryl, Strawberry. Tell me that same. Okay, Todd Zeal for Chris Sebo. Oh, shit.

Darren Dalton and, and you know Darren Dalton owns a fucking car lot. He's dead. And took it fucking nine. He's dead. You fucked it up. He's what? You brought up a fucking dead guy, dude.

Okay, well, he had a car lot probably. No, that's Lenny Dicer who really did. He did? Yep. Okay, I obviously heard that. Team mates. Lenny Dijkstra has one nut. Oh, no, that's Tom Kruk.

John Kruk has one nut? Yeah, he had to stick other cancer. Remember he had to take off the season? Oh, my God, yeah. John Kruk has had tech tests. Stek. Dron. Tectis.

Dron. Dron. kind of tech ticks. You know? John, having a stroke. Actually having a stroke. Dude,

I worry about that sometimes, man. Fuck. What do you worry about? What have it? Just like, people get heart attacks. Bro. Did you know? Could you hear that on the mic?

No. No, what happened? Farted. A little bit after that, yeah. Farted. I was wondering, yeah. Did you,

you know how I've told you guys how I think I'm going to, like, how I'm going to die is slipping and falling in a shower? Mm-hmm. Well, you're definitely going to die slipping falling somewhere, whether that's in a shower or like, you know, on a hike. Yeah.

Could be on a hike somewhere. Your last words are going to be, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And I slipped in the shower this morning and I thought, it's happening. Here it is. Here we go. Oh, dude. How bad was it? This is it.

I didn't fall. I didn't fall. I caught myself, but I was like, this is. It's almost morbid to catch yourself. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. It depends, but yeah. Yeah.

Well, it's mainly because if you fall, it probably. hurts and then there's like an erasure of the sub-bitchness if you really get hurt an erasure of this abidgishness you know what I'm talking about though yes I do yes if there's real pain and backwards through a shower curtain and onto your bathroom floor like naked and shit like dying be fucking I would rather die than do that oh wow ha ha ha ha ha you know yeah you're definitely going to die slipping falling somewhere what if your last word were oh this is it I knew it knowing me I knew this would happen Oh, this is it.

I bet it's something that's been uttered numerous times before death, yeah. Damn. I mean, took it for real, you know. Damn. Damn, bro. That's like crazy, actually, if you think about it. Damn.

All right, you want to do another one? Wait, before I forget, remember last week? I mean, you got to be more specific than that. I'm asking you if you remember before I tell you. I remember a few things from last week. Do you remember the guy who had the VHS that, who I said, who I was going to get that? No.

But I kind of... He's the guy who had the dreadlocks. Oh, yeah, now I remember, yeah. And I got the hat. The rope is on over it. What are you going to do about it? No, nothing. But why, so...

It's not confusing at all. There's nothing even a little bit of... Well, you Google it afterwards or what? Oh, dude. You're from Earth? Well, what I want to know, you didn't get in touch with the guy, right? No. Because, so maybe it's not the exact same hat.

Well, he owns his hat. Right? No, I know that. It was Corderoy. It was Corderoy. It was Cotroy. It was specifically why I wanted. It was corduroy and it said VHS.

That's why I wanted. So I did the Google and I did corduroy VHS hat. Wow. And I got this one and it came to my house. Was it $11? Something like that would still be $11, bro. No, but it wasn't, it wasn't expensive. It was like $24 or something.

That's two times $11 pretty much. So I wasn't wrong. What a math was. Well, no, you were really wrong. That's extremely wrong to be off by more than that. $13 off. Yeah. So I got the hat.

Thanks, Guy. Okay. Hey, Matt. Hey, Chris. Love you guys. Travis from Minnesota again with another gym situation. I got done using a bench. I was doing dumbbell bench press.

I wiped everything down. As I was doing that, notice a screw had fallen on the floor. I was like, oh, that's weird. Great. I knew it came from my bench. So I picked it up and I put it on the manager's desk. It's a really small gym. Put it on their desk.

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The next guy goes up and uses that bench. And I hear, well, that's fucking nice. And then he, I see him look at me in the mirror. And then he goes and grabs a screw and he goes to put it back, to put the seat in place. So the seat had like come undone. It didn't come undone for me. I didn't know that that's where it came from.

Am I the asshole for not trying to figure out where it came from? I more so didn't want someone, one, to step on it and two, to bring it to the manager's attention because they weren't there. It's a 24-hour gym, small gym. And, you know, I didn't mean to be an asshole. Like, I didn't, you know, I wasn't trying to throw a wrench in that guy's workout. You know, like, I, you know. Obviously. So am I a dick for not trying to figure out where it went?

or like I don't know I feel bad but I don't think I'm an asshole You're not an asshole It's not my job to make sure that the machines are properly functioning and well put together So I don't know let me know what you guys

Love you guys Yeah yeah yeah yeah right Yeah I don't I think what he did was Kind of not smart I mean Not smart If you see a screw on the ground From the bench press you were just on

you try to find out where it goes or you ask somebody that works there. Now, they weren't there, okay? It looked like he was trying to, yeah. Right, but they weren't there. But then, I don't know. It wasn't the smartest thing what he did, but he's not a dick.

You're definitely not an asshole for it. Yeah, no, no, no. I would have been like, oh, I wonder where this came from and looked for where it came from. That's not to say I would have found it and fixed it. I'm just saying I would have at least been like, oh, fuck, did I do this?

Did I do that? Where does this go? Yeah. You know, I mean? And I might have, I might have also been aware, of okay I want to make sure the next person that uses it knows that so if I saw a person go up I'd be like just so you know this screw I don't know where it comes from but I might do that but it's not that's not your job but I would I would think like man I don't want somebody to

fucking kill themselves you're an assassin basically yeah you're you're at best negligent for homicide yeah manslaughter but like involuntary manned year 10 plus years you know 10 to 15 that's what you deserve at worst second degree murder because you didn't premeditated. 20 years, yeah. 25 plus for second degree. Oh, it is? Yeah.

So, depending on the state, I guess. But, you know, we're talking minimum 10 years in prison for you. Yeah. For a lot, to, to lie. Which doesn't make you an asshole. No. By default, there are plenty of people in prison that maybe they're not. Drunk driving.

Right. They didn't mean to. They're assholes. They're not. To their core assholes. They made a bad decision. And they got to live with it. And that's kind of what your situation is.

You made a terrible decision. and you killed someone at the gym and you just confessed it. Yeah, I'm surprised he confessed it on. And now we have to get involved and report you to the authorities and all that. But, you know, yeah, I don't. That's fine. He's obviously a good guy. I mean, the guy's fucking still thinking about it.

He still feels bad about it. Yeah. This is, this is the issue. Stop feeling bad about it immediately. In fact, feel bad about it for zero seconds. Even the time, even from the moment he says, oh, the guy has some shitty thing to say about it. Don't feel bad about it even then. that that is not mutually exclusive from this

should have done more right should have done more but also shouldn't feel bad so right now you're caught in the nether zone of feeling bad about something you shouldn't feel bad about but you should have done something different who gives a fuck but you should have done it different highway to the nether zone start my life

gonna take a ride into just fucking you're not sure what you do it I don't, I think that, um, yeah, you should have done maybe more, but I don't know what that is. You know? Take the fucking screw. Look around the, what do you say? Was it Bencher's right?

Maybe he did do that. Yeah, he said Bench rest. He didn't, he would have said he did that. Sure. Because that's the only thing. That's the only step that he missed that would have totally absolved him. Except for, and I couldn't. And I tried to look.

I could find it. And then I went and put it on the, I think going and putting it up on the desk. it's kind of a weird lateral move. Like put it on the bench press. I would just put it on the bench. The next one is going to see, is going to see that. And then they go,

what is this? And then it's kind of on them. Which is why the charge against him is second degree. Right. Which is getting at least 15 plus 25 plus years. Right. I agree that he should have left. He should have either looked for the slot where the screw went or I agree.

That's a good idea. Put it on the bench. So anybody that uses it knows they're potentially using that is something that is potentially faulty. Also, what I... It depends what he's talking about. If he's talking about the fucking thing

that holds the seat in place and it's on the ground and he doesn't know where that go and he goes to the gym, then he's an idiot. I don't think that's what he meant. No, okay. I don't think so either.

But if that's what he means, then that's crazy. I don't go to the gym and even I would immediately know that. You know? So, and he's a fucking gym rat this guy. Right, right. He's got a gym shirt on. Even that shirt is a...

He's also got Mount Rushmore shoulders, so it's all good. Well, I like to see him trying to stand up, but the... But he's got those, that shirt, that brand, too, that I ever would have in the gym wears. Which is what? What the hell is it called? Wolf, something, something? I don't know. All right.

Oh, anyway. I'm not making it up, though. I believe you. Anyway. You're going to jail, but don't feel bad about it. Something like a lone wolf. You'll be in jail. Say by to your family 10 years or so.

It won't be that bad. You'll get out. But don't feel bad while you're there. You get to work out a lot in prison. You get yoked. Even more than you are now. It looks like he's in really good shape right now. You'll run the yard by the time you're out.

Something to look forward to. You ever been in jail? No. Me neither. Could have been. Well, anyway, it could be. Technically, yeah, sure. They did something wrong.

What would you go for? Um, white collar crime. Wow. Something like, uh, you know, scamming someone. Uh-huh. Out of like hundreds of thousands or millions of dollars. Oh. Like an old person.

That, sometimes I see those documentaries on like fucking, you know, guys who like, basically gaming the system guys who get arrested. You know what I'm saying? And I'm just like, you know, the government doesn't want you to do that, but the government does that. Well, the true thing I would go to jail for if I was going to go to jail. If I could choose a thing that is illegal or wrong to go to jail for it, it would be definitely defrauding the government. Right.

Now, am I technically stealing from taxpayers? Yes. But is the government going to use that money in a stupid, shitty bad way anyway? Yes. So then who am I really stealing from? The government already stole the money. So technically it's not the taxpayer's money anymore. The taxpayer's money was already stolen.

So what I would be doing is stealing from the stealer. You're robin hood. Yeah. Well, I'm not giving it away, though. I'm keeping it for myself. Yeah, but you need it. so someone in need. I'm half Robin Hood.

I'm just hood. I'm just Robin, I guess. Yeah, I don't know. I'd go for murder. Oh my God. Okay. Anybody in particular that you're thinking about? Just 10 people.

You have a list? No, I would go for Jay. Probably some stupid fucking that. You'd be like, dude, people don't even get arrested for this. That would be my fucking thing. Like jaywalking. Well, people don't get arrested for that. Well, you know what I mean, though.

talking back and like yeah like what dude oh he oh he pissed in a bush fuck everyone's done that but yon know he's the example you might well i don't think you go to jail for that anymore but there were definitely definitely a period where you could go to jail for doing that oh indecent exposure right indecent proposal all right well thank you for listening guys go on and see me i'll be there on tour chrissly dot com um i'm coming to a tour near you i'll be in you know, like Miami and Louisville and a bunch of different places. Portugal. Chrissly.com.

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