Lifeline - 211. And The Brother Pays Well, Too

Episode Date: May 10, 2026

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We're speeding. I mean, you know, being so loud. Well, this thing broke. But it's like it's miced up. Well, you don't have cans on, so. Well, all right, here we go. What are you talking about? So insecure.

Start the thing. No, you don't have to, that is making it not work. You have to just point it at it. Let's hit the wrong button. No, hold it out. Hold it this way? No, the other way. Hold it towards it, and then leave it there.

There you go. See, I told you. and it worked immediately, just like I said. We're fifth time, fifth time to charm. Everybody in the comments is going to be like, oh, you said you played baseball. I'm using my right hand when I do it, and I'm purposely doing it like that.

You played gay baseball. Gaysball. Baseballs. But yeah, I was, I was just soaking in the sun earlier. Cheryl Crow. I was, though. And I was in the sun for 15 minutes earlier, about five minutes ago.

Oh, dude, let's just. Well, no, I understand. but it's like... Does that count? I mean, you were pacing in the parking lot with your shirt off. Yeah, that can't take my shirt up. Son hater.

That counts as getting sun. It is better if you're just laying, soaking it in. Yeah, I understand what you're saying. It is? Well, yeah. Better by what means. You're getting vitamin D either way. Right, right, right.

But you're concentrate for a, for color. Like you're concentrating it on one area for a while. And then if you wanted to, you could flip. But I wasn't doing that. I was just kind of pacing around. Spying on me. I don't know why he saw you. know, but he was watching you with bonobulars.

But yeah, so I did that and, uh, because I'm in trying to get more sun. And, and my beard is longer because I broke my, my thing broke, my tremor. Oh, dude. That's funny. Keep going. And, um, I, I, I didn't get a new one and I, I just don't want to, but I guess I will eventually, but I don't know. My, I just shaved, obviously.

I have a mustache now. Uh-huh. And, um, oh, yeah? And my razor died in the, literally, with, had, with, half of my face done. Oh, really? And I had to plug it in and I was like this, what does it take five minutes? Oh, plug it in, yeah. Dude, it took an hour. Oh. And it totally just like, ruin my day because I was like, I would do something. I had a little task, set a little task and be like, I'm going to get back to it. But then I would work for like 30 seconds. You don't have to fully charge it,

though, until it took forever. Oh, wow. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. How am I looking? Oh, they said that they think both of them have known me a long time. Okay. Not as long as you. But one of them has known me almost as long as you. Yeah. They both said that this is the best they think I've ever looked right now. Almost. Almost?

Almost. Yeah, your skin looks great right now. Oh, thanks, man. But when did you shave yesterday? Yeah, so that's the pinnacle of your face. The pinnacle of your face, the title of the episode. Your almost is better than you've ever looked, but not. You're not.

But almost, but I know what to do. I think he's dressed well. Let me know if you want. It's the style that got me. No, no, you also look great. Thanks, man. But let me know if you want any tips. This, well, speaking of the tips, this might be the last time,

well, will be the last time this show sees me as a non-blonde. Oh, really? Yeah. What are you going to do? Be blonde. So you get to look the best you've ever looked and then you go, going to mess it up. That's how I do it.

Yeah, it really is, man. It really is. That's a story of my life, right? I know. So are you going to cut it or just be blonde or what? Well, what's going to happen is I'm going to be blue. If I hated it, I'm going to cut it. Right, right.

You know what I'm saying? I've never once dyed my hair in my life, have you? No, actually. Oh, really? Yeah, virgin hair. That's what they call it, right? Virgin hair. Is it?

Yeah, I think so. Wow. Nobody's ever fucked my hair. But yeah, I'm saving my hair for someone special, so. Never, like frosted tips, no nothing? No what, I think I would know. I think I did, right? You might have done that.

When I was young, young. Yeah. Like 15, maybe? I feel like you did. I think I did. I never did that. You definitely did. One time I put, I was just thinking about this.

I put, my mom was like, we should put, the sun's coming out. Let's, you know, if you put lemon in your hair, it naturally makes it brighter. I was like, really? And she's like, yeah, we should do it. I was like, no, I don't want to do it. She said, come on, let me just try it. And I was like, no, I don't want to. We went up to her bathroom.

She put lemon drops in my hair. And dad came in. And he was like, what the fuck are you doing? And I was like, well, I don't know, mom wanted to put lemon in my hair because it makes it lighter. He's like, you don't color your hair. For Christ sake, you fuck, 60 year old boy, you don't fucking color your hair. What the fuck?

Was he Grandpa Bam? He was like, yeah, I was like, that's a wild moment for him. He, dude, he wanted to get his ears pierce. I know, but I agree with him, though, because, like, just, it's like, it's like, just let, I didn't want to do it. Well, that's the quick thing. He was like, why, what are you doing it for, don't, you know. Right.

But it was, I wouldn't say it was unlike him, but it was abnormal a little bit. Did he know you didn't want to? I think that's why he. Okay. Then that makes sense. Yeah. Yeah. But, uh, but I was like, yeah, thanks, dad.

because I didn't really want to. Do you remember when he said he was going to get his ears pier? Yeah. I cried. Dude, I cried because I was like, you can't, you can't, you can't. But that's, that, but now look, you know what I'm saying? Hypocrity. Yeah.

Hypocrity. But that went on, yeah, but I cried when dad, I got a haircut. I did too. But that, and that was, two years ago. I cried when dad looked at me. Wait, Bill wanted to get his ears. No, our other dad. No, our other dad.

No, yeah, our other dad, man. Our other dad, Idris Elba. I can't even believe that. Isn't that funny? Yeah, he wanted to get his ears of pierce. When we were like, I was like 10 maybe. Well, it was a while he wanted to get his ears pierce. He would, he would bring it up a few times.

I remember crying. I was like nine or 10. What a bitch. What a bitch. Can I say that word yet? No. Okay. What a, bitch?

Yeah, I mean, whatever. I cried and he got his haircut, but that's a little. You were 26. No, I already made that joke. But yeah, I said two years ago. Okay, well. What's his inspiration for that? What's that?

Huge George Michael fan. No, what do you think? He saw faith and he goes, I'm getting it. He saw faith, he saw the music video to faith, and he got in his car and we're like, no, Dad, please. No joke, though. So I'm doing it. Two things.

George Michael and Barry Bonds are my earring inspo. Another thing, a third thing. Worst inspo. No, no, no. To have an earring inspo is the worst inspo. That's the best earring inspo, though, if you're going to have it. I guess you're going to turn into an earring, and you know who had this is an earring? What is it?

Let me see. Pop quiz. I don't know. one ear's gonna be way long on the other in about fucking three years. Dude, I actually put it in a hoop and put on my ear by the end of the day yesterday. It hurts so bad. I need another piercing so that I can carry it right.

Because one lobe just is like this. But anyway, Andre Agassi. Andre Agassi. He had that? I love Home Depot. He had this exact. Look up Andrea Agassiz. Let me see that?

You don't have to take it off. I'm not gonna. Just show it. What is that? It means something. It's like one of those things. There it is. There it is.

Probably it's pork me and my an anus. That's it, right? Yeah, but that's way smaller than that. Yeah, but I do stuff. I can't see what that is. You're going to have a fucking slip disc, dude. I do stuff bigger than Andre Agassiz. You're going to have a flip in three weeks.

And I'm going to literally look exactly like that next time you see. Well, not the ball. Carry a racket around too. That's the one with the hoop through it. Yeah. This is just. This sucks. Yeah, I used to think it was good to have an earring.

I don't know if it is. Taylor, come around. Come around here? That's suck my dick. No, no, no, no. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got a nice smile, though.

Andre? Or Taylor? No, well, yeah, both of them. What did you mean, though? I meant Andre Agassi. Dude, I'm sorry for clarifying. Mr. Clarification over here. It gets me one-on-one.

I understand. I understand. Okay, thanks. But are going to be in Canada, Westminster, New Westminster. Worst, worst, worst segue. I'm going to be in San Jose, Campbell River, Las Vegas. Nashville's coming up. Oh, by the way, D.C. is coming up, I think, in a few months.

Salt Lake City, Denver. Go to Chrisley.com, get tickets. Thank you very much. Do you think Donald Trump's going to come to you? In D.C., yeah. I think for, yeah, he's going to come see me and then a bunch of his cabinet members. Pete Hagseth, for sure. A lot of guys that are political that are going to come see me in D.

Marco Rubio will be there for sure. Not to mention that. Everyone also on the left side. Right. Yeah. Yeah. You're going to get, uh, uh, Hakeem Jeffries. Hakeem Javreys will be there.

Hakeem Alajuan, Hakeem Jephrie's. Corey Booker will be there. Cory Bolber. Of course. He thought Jimmy Hoffa was in his basement. Yeah. And he broke the plates. He was like, I promise his plate won't break.

No, no, no, no. that was me. No, dude. That was me. No, it wasn't. What do you mean? Oh, you were showing him. He was over. I was showing him. Over, over. Anyway. No, let's keep going. So, yeah, no, no, no. I know. Let's keep going on. But, uh, so shout out to Legends for sponsoring this show. Legends is a free-to-play social casino and sportsbook.

Check it out at Legends.com with a Z. We love Legends. Yeah, we do. Happy Sunday, May 12th. Happy birthday to Ving Rames. And the brother pays well, too. Stephen Baldwin's and Emilio Astavis. Astaviz, Emilio Astavis, Emilio Asthmouth. Dude. Bro, honestly, no shit.

That's the best trio you guys have ever done. Yeah, yeah, it is. Ving Rames. These are all people in Mission Impossible, though. Not Stephen Baldwin. So? I mean, you know, that makes it wrong. And the brother pays well, too.

Ving Rames, friend of the family. No. Yes. Friend of the family. How is you a friend of the family? He was on Monday mornings, dude, with dad. Friend of the show. You don't remember.

I completely forgot about Monday mornings and that dad was the star of Monday mornings. It was Ving Rames, Alfred Molina, and dad. I need an earring, stat. I need an earring, even though my son's going to cry. So this is a good true. Ving Rames, Stephen Baldwin, Emilio Essebiz. You want to hear a funny story about Stephen Baldwin? It's going to be quick.

First of all, he's the greatest person on Instagram to follow. He's absolutely insane. I've been putting up some crazy clips lately, but okay. Somebody sent me a link to, I'll leave her unnamed ex-girlable. girlfriend of mine who is up to some really like, let's call it, like, very Instagram, new age, crazy person stuff. Angela Bassett. Okay.

And I, somebody sent me was like, oh my God, look what she's up to. A mutual friend of ours. So I go to look her up. I go to her page. I see what she's up to. And I happen to click on just one image. Photo, yeah. Yeah.

the comments that I that are on her on on her picture it's it's her it's her caption max's caption yeah yeah underneath that is our mom oh okay saying there's the and she says her name so that I miss so much yeah right yeah yeah and then under that is Stephen Baldwin wow commenting the most cryptically like yeah now you understand the light oh wow may the water be with you or some shit and I'm just like this is the most surreal weird thing that I've ever just stumbled upon on this. And I do that was Ving Rames and he commented and the brother pays well too. If only that would be amazing.

Dude, that is you too love that. No, no, no. He loves it. You love it. No, no, no. I clocked it. I told him he loved it. And I kind of say it a lot because I love, he loves it.

I don't, I think it's funny. Don't get me wrong. I think about it every time I think. think of Ving Rains. Same. I think of Friend of the Family and then I think that. Yeah, I do love it. He was on Oprah, I think. Was it Oprah? I don't know what it was, but something like that. And they were talking Mission Impossible

and they were like, so they had a good, you know, that's that? Tom Cruise, yeah. Yeah, with Tom Cruise. And Tom Cruise, yeah. But Vingra- did you see it? I saw it, yeah. And Ving Rainerang's there and he said, and the brother pays well, too. They were talking about how good it is to work with Tom Cruise. Yes, yes, yes. And he said, I'm the brother pays well to. And that just stuck in my head forever. And if you could find it, send it to me. But, Anyway, I'm sure that's out there.

God, I would love if somebody could find that. I've been looking for that for years. Really? Yeah, he really loved it. But I've been looking for it wrong, I think. I always thought they were an interview together. I don't think he was in it. It was, it was.

You know what? That isn't extremely you thing to think. And if you extrapolated it even one second further, you would realize that makes no sense because why would Tom Cruise be interviewing Vinning Rames? No, no. They're doing a press junket. Oh,

Which still doesn't make sense because he wouldn't call him the third person But he might, he's Ving Rames But, but, but what, what, what, what, what, what I'm what I'm, what I'm almost positive was it was him The interviewer, whoever that was, and other people But not Tom Cruise. I think it was the mission.

Other cast members. I think it was a mission impossible cast. I think John Renault was there. Hmm. And the brother pays well too. But he didn't see it. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No.

I am only going off of the fact that you said it, that you saw it. Yeah. Oh, you've never seen it. No, he didn't see it. I told him about it, he loved it. What a loser. You never saw it. I only have this joy from a secondary.

Right. Right. Right. Right. Robot. Why do you like that so much? Let's break it down. Yeah, break it down for him.

He runs away. We never see him again. I don't think I'm going to be able to explain this one. Oh, hey, oh. Yeah, I, Claude. All right, so my mistake. I can't explain it. So, all right, that's fine.

But anyway, well, he really did make it. It was on Oprah. It was on Oprah. Look, he made $7, $8 million to pay. Wow. All right. The brother pays well. The brother does pay well.

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there's a big saga going on with me interacting with this doctor who does girth implants for men who want girthy penises. And it's very, very, very enjoyable because I'm stringing them along and I'm acting like I'm going to fly it to Kansas to get this dick injection. I don't want to have a girth injection. Well, neither do I, man.

My shit's... This is not my point. My point is that it's funny. I know. Yeah, it is funny. I mean, my shit is... Okay, man. Type shit.

Girt Brooks. No, I'm fine. My, my shit is long and you know. Your shit is long? Yeah, my, my, my, my, you know, I'm surprised nobody's ever talked about how big my penis is to be honest. Nobody, well, then it's not big. No, I'm saying my friends do. My friends do. My friends do, but it's weird there wasn't like a forum that was like, y'all ever seen Christa Lee's dick? Reddit, I don't know, just a Reddit phone, a whole thread. Yeah, it's mostly negative. There's that about me, You know why? What's that one site?

It's like skin, whatever. Yeah. Skinflute.com. No, what's it called? Mr. Skin? No, no, no. It's not porn. It's for, it's for guys to like look at naked guys.

Oh, I don't know that. Oh, sure, dude. Now you don't know. Now it goes quiet. Anyway, what's Mr. Skin? Mr. Skin is just like a regular porn thing, I think, right? Snuff tapes. Old old one.

We see Ted is on here. He's killing people. Cut their eyes out. Jizz and in the sockets. God, what is it called? Somebody will know in the conscience. Jizz and the sockets. My PR person on American Idol was like, you being naked in this movie as a selling point, we need to get an exclusive still of you naked on this site.

And I was like, what's the site? And they're like, it's basically a gay porn site. And I was like, I don't have a problem with a gay porn site, but I don't want my debut film. I'm all in. To be just like have an exclusive on gay porn site. I wanted to be the poster. Meanwhile, I was in Playgirl on the same page as Matthew McConae at Channing Tatum. I'm famous.

The section was called Celebrity Skin. I'm famous. I was in Playgirl. I love Home Depot. Dude, were you on the same page as Matthew McCona and Channington for being sexy naked in Playgirl? Were you? Yes or no? I don't think so.

Oh. I've never seen a Playgirl at magazine. You know what's funny? I didn't know I was in it until a fan was like, hey, I'm collecting this for old clip art and making this funny art project. You're in this. No, it was a woman. She's dirty.

Dude. No, she's cool. So anyway, if you see an American animal, you see Matt's a penis in it. you just that's good his is good and then if you see mine imagine seeing mine

I'm not gonna spoil it or no no you know spoiler alert it's way bigger but anyway my mommy our mommy she watched it

and she was like so proud she was like it's such a great movie I'm so proud of you but I have one thing I'm gonna say and I was like

oh really I wonder what it is she said do you have to be so naked so naked and I say because I mean I'm naked in it because the point is

devolve into an animal, you know. Hello, theme, hello, duh, you know, winning here, winning there. So, so annoying. So, but she was like, maybe, she went like this. Maybe you could be, take your peony out more. Maffy, Maffy, Maffy, Maffy, holding like this Maffy. Basically, yeah, maybe you don't have to be so naked. Maybe you could take your peony out more.

Yeah. And I was like, Mom, I'm not going to take my peony out because my mommy says so. You know, I mean, how bitch would that be, dude? I had to cut my penis. I mean, circumcision, yeah. Hey, guys, let's take a break. Talk to you about legends. You know, the thing about legends is, first of all, it's great.

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guys. All right, dude, this is Chris and then Matt is over there. I mean, what's going on? Yeah, well, he can't see, right? We're not on FaceTime. But he knows what the show looks like. No, I know, but you know with the pink background and all that stuff. So, Cody, what the hell's going on, dude? Nothing much, man. Just trying to keep my kids under control. Oh, nice. We're on a snow day right now, so it's a little bit wild. How many kids are you got? Two. Where is it? We're in Colorado. A snow day, huh? Where in Colorado? Address. In Colorado Springs. Yeah, I've been there.

I'm going to go. Yeah, it's okay. It's fine there. Yeah, it's nice there. I mean, don't shit on where he lives. I'm not. It's fine. It's fine.

It's fine. It's fine. It's beautiful. I think it's a beautiful place. It's beautiful. I said that first. So, only because you had to walk it back.

No, no. So you're here. You're the first live caller ever on Lifeline. How does it feel? Oh, exciting. Very amazing. Good. Okay, cool.

What's up? You got something for us? Mafia. Yeah. So I've just been. thinking about long-term friendships that become long-distance friendships as we get older. And how it just gets harder and harder to stay in touch. And I guess it's kind of a two-parter.

First off, are we at the stage in our life where we have to send a buddy a calendar invite for every Thursday for half an hour to be like, let's catch up every Thursday. It just seems so informal. But if you don't do something like that, then it seems like it never happens to. Or it's like, oh, let me call you in five minutes and something happens. And you're only talking for two minutes. You know? Yeah.

It's like. Is someone giving you shit or are you saying this for you that you'd like to talk to your friends more? For me, I would like to talk to my friends more. But then also, I guess this is where the second part comes in. I hate my friends. When it's like, I don't have a lot to say either from my end. So you want them to do the heavy lifting. You want them to call you and fill you in while you just chill.

Well, let's not. Let's let him answer. Okay. Well, no, it is that. And then it's like, it's partially that and then partially like sometimes I kind of feel like a bummer because I'm like, I'm kind of, nothing's really changed and kind of going through a hard time. You want to hear about my shit now? So you need someone to talk to me your whole stuff. Bro, that's what friends are for. That's what friends are for, dude. If they don't want to hear you're describing a friend. If you're, if your friends don't want to hear about your hard shit, they're not your friend. That's how that goes. I mean, I'm not saying like banish them from your life. I am, but you know where they are on the totem pole of your friendship. Like, dude, when I, I have a really good friend. Bragging.

Actually, my best friend. Bragging. Okay, and I have a number of best friends, but he might be my best best friend. It's probably me you're talking about. He just moved, not you. He just moved, although you did just move. Not just, but he literally just moved away from L.A. Where we used to see each other a lot.

Sounds like me. Like, he's like so close for family, okay? I am. And he and I have, we actually, we actually. Actually, I don't know if you're into this, but like texting. Fuck. Makes that so much easier because it's not about getting the time in with voice. We do talk on the phone every once in a while, but we text all the time.

We text more than when he lived here. Yeah. And you used to, yeah. And also, don't you, do you do that? Yes, some. And it just feels so. Inauthentic? Kind of, no, not inauthentic, more just like so.

Not sparse. It just feels like fragmented. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? That's good. That's good. Yeah. But that's kind of what guys like.

So I guess dip in here, dip in there. You woman? Me? No, no, no, I know you're not a woman. But like, do you, you got to just, I don't, what you're describing is perfect for me. I don't want to have to talk to everybody all the time. So I guess I don't really identify with this.

Yeah. It sounds like maybe. What if... Go ahead, Cody. So what if, hypothetically, you go longer than anticipated, not talking to a close friend? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know that when you're going to jump back in, it's going to be just like normal anyway. Yeah.

You know, but it's been like maybe three, four months, really, since you've actually talked more than just like a quick, hey, buddy, thank you to you, something like that. There's just like this dread that's like, oh, my God, that now there's so much that's happened. Yeah, but there's not, though. But here's how you do it, honestly. You're talking about, is it a guy friend? Yeah. Okay. Just text, sup, bitch, exclamation point.

And then all of everything is smoothed over because it's like, it's acknowledged that it's been a minute. It's acknowledged that it's silly. It's acknowledged that you can slip right back into the substrate of the conversation. Sup, bitch. And he goes, hey, what's going on, man? You go, oh, actually, I'm having a rough time anyway. You want to talk about it?

That would work. Yeah, it would. But also, like, you know, do you have like a wife or something? Yeah, he does. Yeah. So then talk to her about that stuff and then what the fuck? I don't really know. No, it's more.

Yeah, of course they talk to her. I understand. I understand. When your buddy has like, for instance, a lot of my friends are in the film industry. A lot of them are doing much better than I am. And so they're booking stuff. They have really cool stories to talk about. And then when they go, so what's up with you, bro?

And then I go, oh, not a whole lot. and they go oh sweet and I go this and this is happening and they're like oh and then it's a then it becomes a bummer no because you know if they want because it's kind of a back and forth

you want to both up to each other this is all about you they don't think that I was just going to say they're not like oh here we go with the bummer dude if they're your friend and they happen to in this moment be doing better than you they want to

they've been where you've been before if they're in this in I know what industry you're in So they're not, they're your friend. They're going to want to listen. Dude, honestly, this guy was brought up by his mom. Every time his mom asked him how he was and he started to talk she put on headphones. This is, yeah, 100% this is what happened.

So now he's like, you don't care. Oh, man, it doesn't matter. What I do is boring. That's why you grow up and you're dealing with it. But this is your shit, dude. So what do you call it? It's why I hate headphones to this. symbolically

take off your fucking headphones with your friends, bro. They want to hear it. They want to hear it. Your friends aren't wearing headphones. Don't blame your mom wearing headphones after she asked you how school was

on your friends today. Sidapeer. But yeah, no, don't worry about shoveling your own shit on your friends. That's literally what friends are for. Yeah. As men,

I think sometimes we don't think that. We think we don't want to be a downer. we don't but that is not true dude think about it this way if your friend was going i'm not saying you are but if your friend was going through an actually hard time and they were thinking fuck i want to text cody but i don't want to put him in a bad move what the fuck would you think yeah right right right you'd want to hear about it you'd feel so bad you feel like it yeah it's guilty like it was you like it was you that did it you'd feel like you were responsible for his death well okay there's that if he off himself okay if there's that if you ding-dong dish life but that's not let's not let's not do

that. He died with headphones on. I think that you are doing what we all do, which is thinking we are more of a burden than we are and not putting into perspective how you would want your friend to treat you if they were in a similar situation. You would want them to come to you. I just, dude, I have a friend that asks me shit all the time. How are you? Yeah, but how are you? And I'm just like, dude, shut the fuck up, man. We will talk about it if I want to so I'm the opposite. Well, you never, you're a fucking sphinx, dude. You've never had a feeling that you've expressed in the last 28 years.

You, you, getting a fucking feeling out of you is like, I mean, I don't even know, trying to find the treasure of the ceremony. Not in bed. No. Not in bed. All right, man. I'm saying. Ask my wife.

Okay. Well, thank you. No, think about it that way, dude. Think about it that way. Think about it that way. You would want your friends to come to you. so you got to do that with your own friends you can't treat it it's a two-way street

yes perfect well thank you guys that's great perspective I appreciate it thanks Cody love you Cody thanks guys love yeah see you bro dude um that's cool that was a good first one yeah don't don't say I getting a feeling out of me that's not true no no it's completely

true you want to talk about it no no what a surprise but I'm saying when if I'm horizontal with my wife I get plenty of feeling out of it physical sensation yeah But it's also an emotional connection. Are you like, hey, when I was 12, this happened when you're having sex with your wife? No, but I do say stuff like, oh my God, that's nothing.

That is literally an, like just an exclamatory while feeling good. Coming! Had a flashback. What, uh, what is it? Oh, no, I go, oh no. What is it about you that you hate talking about feelings? God, I don't know, man. I don't know.

You're like repelled by it. I don't know, man. Every once in a while, you'll check in on me and I'll dump on you because you checked in on me. And then you will literally disappear after I say, how about you? I'm good. No, you don't even say I'm good. You just don't say shit. God, that's, I don't know, man.

Which makes me feel like shit. Why? Because you asked me, I told you, I opened up and then I said, what about you? And then you fucking disappeared. But isn't the opening up on you? if it's for you. It isn't for me. You asked.

I asked how you were. And I answered you because I thought you cared. I do care. And then I care and I ask you and then what happens? But there's not much really going on. Then say that. Well, okay, here's the thing. It's not that there's not much going on.

Also, I don't believe you. I know, yeah. There is a lot going on. See? Because we have the same stuff going on. Yeah, exactly. But I just, I don't, I don't know, man. I constantly am trying to think of,

I'm only constantly trying to, life is so hard. I'm in my head, dude. I'm thinking of stuff. that is funny and crazy, sometimes sad, and I'll dwell on it, but I just like, I don't know, I don't want to talk about it, dude. It really is hard, I guess. It is hard, but here's the thing, and this is annoying. And I agree that it's annoying because I experience it and it is annoying. When you do, you actually do feel better. I guess that's the part I'm not sold on. I wasn't either. And I'm still not. Even when I know it's true, you fight

that but dude it just is true when you get that shit off your chest and you just even if you just type it you don't need to say yeah yeah it it there's something that happens that's just like I'm not just holding this in like so fucking rude that you're looking no this that pertains to it oh okay like he says uh my friend said um uh it's all uh he says uh he says things getting better recently or nah? I said, kind of, yeah. He said, getting too personal. He's shutting down, ladies and gents.

He said, I said, ha, ha, ha, ha, it's all good, bro, to talk about real stuff. Don't you, don't want you feeling alone. And you like to keep it all bottled up. So it leaves me and David Sullivan to crack you open. And I said, ah, you're David Sullivan. Like he's being David Sullivan. And he said, ha, ha, avoiding. And then I go, hey, and I told him the problem.

And I talked about it a little bit because he being fucking annoying. He wasn't being, I mean, he was pushing it. I get it. And then, and then one minute later, I write. And I just said that and now it doesn't feel better. Opening up doesn't help, exclamation point. And he said, ah, bro, I'm sorry, that's really hard, man. But here's the thing.

You don't got to be alone and bottle it up. That's the shit that will get to you. If you don't talk about it, man, it's okay to talk about it. Yada, yada, yada, yada, yada. And I say, yeah. and then I said opening up makes it worse amazing exclamation point

that's so you dude yeah and then he said ah bro why it shouldn't make you feel worse man you need to feel I want you to feel heard because you're my friend and I wrote gonna be so closed off today fuck yeah so you

so you but that is so funny to me dude yes comedy is pain dude and it's so funny and I made him laugh dude i made him laugh from that i made him laugh from that tears coming down my eyes is pain but it is also the avoidance of pain it's poetry fucking poetry dude i'm gonna write a book but i j i i life is so painful bro life is so painful just it's it's like i didn't ask to be born you know i mean i know that's

heavy no dude i think about that all but it's like you're just born sometimes i'm like i made my kids born yeah i'm like they didn't ask that you think fucked them no i love i love i think i love I love that. They're born, obviously, but I hope they do. And I think about this kind of shit. And I got to talk about this kind of shit. They might go. I'd rather talk about fucking jokes.

Yes, I'm not opening up. I mean, you know, do what you're going to do. Do what you want to do. I'm just saying. My shit is like closing the Star Wars door. Dork. Dork. Anyway, we don't need to keep going on this, but you don't open up and you're going to die at 58.

No. That's not true. Yeah. No. Yeah. I'm going to fucking... I'm going to close like a Star Wars door and it'll be fine. I'm going to close like a Star Wars door.

The fuck is a Star Wars door. You know, when they're in the thing, and they go, and they go, and they goes, that's how the door opens. Nice. I don't know. It doesn't know, you know. That door opens like a Dennis Miller laugh. Cough.

What if that was the sound effect? That would be unreal. It's like a space ball's a joke, you know? Oh, no. Hello. hurry up let's go oh all right

whatever we got off I just life is so painful dude you know like it really is and I don't want to talk about it all right man I mean you don't have to nobody's making it why would I want to talk about it when there's fucking YouTube I mean that I understand but it's like you know

whatever I don't want to beat a fucking dead horse yeah no no I know do what you're going to do you know but you know talk to me more What do we got now? Back to regular? Yeah. Yeah, we got a video. Submission.

All right. Hey, guys, Trude Leber calling in here from Northwest Arkansas or the crank. He may call it. Walmart started in my hometown. So sorry, America. My hometown killed your hometown. The crank.

And I guess just Matt, just so you know for a piece of mind, I do work for Walmart's biggest competitor in the area. So that's kind of my way of protest. Nice. I am calling today because, the other week Macho Man Randy Savage was talking about

how he went on the golf trip and he got me thinking I'm actually going on a golf trip here tomorrow with some friends and I have a pregnant wife at home I also have a three-year-old and I was kind of getting your guys' take on

how bad or guilty should I feel about taking this trip? This is my first trip like this I'm really excited about it my son he's at a good spot with his schedule where he's a lot more consistent, but I guess just like in general, as myself, just personally, but people who have kids and the wives at home or husbands at home, how guilty should we feel

as a society taking these selfish trips? Dude, yeah, I just want to get your guys this take on it. And I should give a disclaimer. I feel like I did it the right way. I asked my mother-in-law if she could come help watch when I'm going to be gone. But I guess not taking that into consideration how guilty should we feel about taking the these trips for fun whenever we have families at home. All right. Thanks, guys. I mean, mother-in-law aside, it's just, I think about this kind of stuff all the time. And the reason

why I think about this is because I'm gone a lot for work only, okay? I'm never gone for not work, ever. And I thought, what if, like, I'd love to take a trip with my guy friends. Like, I'd love to go somewhere. Yeah, sure. Okay. I would, I would. I would. I would. would, I don't even realize I'd love to go somewhere with my guy friends because I feel guilty. You don't even think about it because. Yeah, I just go, oh, well, are you kidding me being away more? No way. Right. So if you're, if, but my life is travel though. So, but here's the other thing. I think I should be allowed to go do that stuff. You should and so should your wife. Yeah. Yeah, she should. And I tell her to do it.

You know what I mean? Sometimes, right? Like every once in a while. Every once in a while. Yeah. I don't. But, because I, but, you know, and yes, it is, it's kind of because I feel guilty. But more of it is that I actually, I don't get as much time as I want around my family. So I like to stay home. That doesn't mean I also wouldn't like going and going on a trip with us, you know. But yeah, I mean, that's the thing where it's like, look, dude, I can identify it with, when I have ice cream, I can either feel good about. about it or bad about it.

And if I feel bad about it, I might as well not even have the fucking ice cream, dude. Correct. You just, if you're going to do something intentional like that for you, then you've got to,

you've got to give yourself that gift, dude. You'd give it to your wife. You'd give it to, you know what I mean, someone else. So you, you think your son,

your, your daughter, whatever, your wife, do you think they want you to be not happy there? Well, here's the thing, even if your wife didn't want you to go and was like,

well, whatever. Well, there's probably part of where that doesn't want them to go. Yeah. But like, it is beneficial to everyone involved, including your kids. Like you need to, and this is actually just like actual science. Your kids need to see you living a life, not just being their parent. I don't mean literally see you, but they need to understand, especially starting at three, four, that you are separate from them. And what? Stream it on Twitch. They need to see you. And it's healthy because then you come back and they know that the repair happens and you're not going anywhere. When you're just there, I'm not saying you are because you have a job and you suck the crank of the corp even though you work for Walmart's competitor.

Yeah, and he'd be doing the same thing. That company would be doing the same fucking thing at Walmart. Don't know if it was that big. But anyway, like, right, exactly. I digress. Yeah. So, but it's literally, I understand the guilt part. I understand being like, oh, I don't know.

Is it right to do it is right? what that tells me is that you shouldn't be feeling guilty. If you were just like, ah, fuck it, I'm going to cut off and have a trip with the boys. Oh, fuck it. I'll tell my partner about it whenever I go. Then then you're an asshole. But like you planned it. You thought about it.

You had those feelings. You decided to put them aside to go forth with it. Dude, you have to do things like that. You don't have to do it every fucking weekend. You don't have to do it every month. But you've got to do it. We're social animals. We have to mix it up.

And to give yourself perspective even on how much you love being around your family alone, it's good to step away for a second, have a different kind of fun, and be like, holy shit, I can't wait to get back to that. Wow. What would it the fuck would it be like to do that? Even to take some time off. What the fuck would it be like? I know a woman who, this is hilarious, actually.

I know a woman. Poor out. That's the end. No, I know a woman who has a, I believe he's three and a half now. And a toddler. And I was talking to her and her husband at the same time. And she said, I'm going away for two weeks in May. Yeah.

And her husband was like, wait, what? Uh-huh. And I was standing there. Oh, no. While he realized, while he realized he was going to be alone with the toddler for two weeks and didn't fucking know. She had not told him he probably doesn't hear it. No, she was like, oh, this is the first time you're hearing about it. And I was like, well, I was like, well,

What the fuck? Yeah. That's nuts. Also, two weeks? Yeah, that's nuts. Also, to Europe. Wow. So not close.

And anyway, she left yesterday or two days ago. And I was just thinking, damn, two weeks, dude, of just like... How do you make that trip without telling your spouse or whatever? I mean, I didn't ask. I didn't pry, but, you know, they played it off kind of like it was funny because I was there, but it was clear that there was some kind of weird shit going on. Oh, yeah. That's great. That's wild.

They don't watch the show. And, but, you know, that woman, I wouldn't judge her for wanting to go away for two weeks. No, no, no. Especially, I know him. He's a capable father. He can handle it. But, like, that's her version of the thing you're describing. Now, two weeks in fucking Venice is different than a three-day golf trip with your friends. But, like, everybody's got their own shit. Everybody's got to do what they got to do. If it's going to make her a better mom when she's around, a better partner when she's around, it's a good thing. And you suffocate. You get stuff to crank. You get. suffocated, you know? And you suck to crank. So it's like, you know, you're not, obviously not doing your dream job, which is fine. Maybe you like your job, but you're not doing your dream job. So you suck the crank. So you need to take some time off, you definitely need to take, you definitely need a breather from sucking the crank of the corp, which you do. You're a corp. Like I don't crank to suck the crank. I, I live my dream job, you know, and you know, because of that, if I were to take time off, you know, maybe my wife might be like, well, yeah, but you do your dream job. It's not like you suck the crank. And then I would be like, okay, I get that, but you shouldn't punish me for having drive enough to get to be doing my dream job. So because I worked hard enough, I should also be able to go on vacation, even though I don't suck the crank. And that's, you know, I agree. Sida, paper. Fair. But women will do that,

be like, yeah, oh, you were in, I mean, not my woman, but like, I normally see. Women, what do they do? They weigh you down, right? They often, in a way, a lot, they weigh you down. Right. Cinderblock is what I call. Miss Cinderblock is what I call. Ball and chain. Deh. Cinderblock?

It's cool that a drum. Such a dick. Just kidding. Just kidding. I just waiting for somebody. What? I said it's cool that a guy's like playing the drums outside. I don't know if you guys can hear that.

I can't. But I, you know. Like shooting a lo-fi music video outside. Fuck the drums, bro. I disagree. Nah, fuck. Dude, instruments are so. lame. Dude, you're such

they really are, bro. They really are. You're such a unique idiot. That's a compliment. Unique is doing the heavy lifting. No, the heavy lifting is idiot. The descriptor is unique. You're a particular kind of, a very special particular kind of idiot. No, no, no, no, not special in that way. Okay. You're chosen.

You all. are just a profoundly unique idiot. To get so good at it, to get so good at that fucking shit is so weird to me. Why? Beem, bap,

be on you're fucking weird. Oh, dude. Just go out and have a fucking conversation. What do you mean? Maybe that motherfucker has conversations too. You just want to be around the world just conversing? Yeah, procreate,

conversate, and fucking put that stupid mandolin down. All right. procreate, conversate, and put that stupid mandolin down. Are you fucking kidding me, dude? If everybody put their mandolin down, we wouldn't have losing my religion. How would you feel about that? I wouldn't know.

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I just don't, you know, music is one thing. But instruments are another. Playing an instrument is fucking whack is weird. You don't fucking get music without playing instruments. Everyone should do the fucking a cappella fucking. They should all do that shit. Like, you don't need to fucking be like.

Raz out, Ros out, Rosal. Yeah, exactly. If you're the only news. That was so sick how he would do that. What happened to Rosel, dude? I mean, dude, beatboxing became crazy. But Rosel is the king. Well, no, he was the first.

But that is another level. He sounded like three people at once. No, you don't understand what beatboxing is. You don't understand how it evolved. You don't understand it. It's like Sun Su. Yeah, okay, it's great. He wrote the art of war, but we would have figured it out.

You know, keep your friends close. You'll get him closer? Cutting Rosel off at the knees, but all right. Keep your friends with, you don't think I would have realized that in 2020. without Sun Su? No. I don't know what you mean, but go on.

What I'm saying is like, it's more like how good Doc J was versus Michael Jordan versus like LeBron James. Like it evolves. Fair enough. No, it's like the Sun Su thing, I see. Do you are, I actually don't know. Are there people that are just like demonstrably better than Rosel now? Yeah.

Oh, dude, it's, it's, it's, really? They'll just go like this. And it'll go, doy, doy, do it. And they're just like this. An alien, you know? Yeah, it's unbelievable. Put on a beatbox. Yeah, we'll find one.

We'll play it during the... Luxury? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, okay. Oh, dude, it's, I mean, they use their asshole. It's crazy, bro. What? They squeak shit out, all parts of their body.

It's unbelievable. Meep, meep. A Muppet. They just go. You think that... If you're... I mean, I can kind of do that. Obviously, I can't do whatever thing he does.

But my God, these guys are just be like... like, you know, they do really great noises. I would never want to do that. You don't want to do anything. Hates music, hates instruments, loves beatboxing. Beboxing doesn't. He's saying, yeah, beatboxing is not it. Bro, beatboxing is not it.

Name five things you like that are not interrelated. And one of them can't be comedy. God damn it. It can be. One of them can be comedy. Okay, so four. Comedy? You can't be like jokes, though. Like, friends and jokes among friends.

The details of comedy. Laughing. Because I know you would do that. Comedy is one. I would pick laughing, yeah, two. That's in comedy. No. That's under the...

So comedy, like, could I be, like, I can't be like my kids, right? Like, because that's... No, I mean, okay, so... So comedy, working out. Okay.

Having coffee. Yeah? I mean, I knew that one's gonna be on the list. Okay. you never see me again uh yeah uh can't do it you literally can't do it hold on um watching people like a spy like fucking watching it when they don't know people watch it people watch it i do that you know i have binoculars and i specifically spy on my neighbors all the time illegal i watch i complete i've dude i've Here's what I this is the way you make it not creepy though I'll let you think about number five

I stand on my balcony and do it so I'm not like behind the window so like if they see me you can't do like this is so yeah stop coughing they stop coughing this is how I justify it though I'm out in the open I get it I get I get that yeah sure so but I've been seen and I've been seen looking at, I used to have a neighbor, a really beautiful young woman neighbor. She would always have her friends over and they would sunbathe naked while doing, like, literally just doing acid or MDMA. Yeah, yeah. And I would just stand on my balcony.

And jerk off the water. No, no, I know. I know. I know. And I would just do this with my binocs. Yeah. And they would see me. Scree!

And they would be like, Matt? And I'd be like, yeah. Watching all your tities. Yeah. I'd be like, they were like, what are you doing? And I'd be like, well, you're just there. Go inside then, hose. You're just there.

I mean, I have binoculars. What do you want me to do it from behind my window? That's so creepy. I have binoculars. I have a roof. Yeah. You have titties out in the open. And your hedges aren't so high.

Yeah, thank you. They ended up fully understanding and didn't do anything differently. Yeah. But I, no, I'm a fucking, you. But if they caught me, if they caught me, they should have called the cops. Yeah, I understand, but part of it is, I don't like that part. But no, I'm not even saying you're behind shades. I'm saying you're on your roof doing.

For no reason. Oh, I see what you're saying, yeah. Matt, are you pretending like you have cheap shades? Just outside holding up the shades. Yeah. We're still holding your binoculars like this. Jump up and down. you know jiggle it

such a crazy who's the other one what's your name no not you who's the other one another one behind she just went in to get I guess a drink or something

the one that went inside anyway Terry you guys are great totally ruining tell the one that went inside which it comes out if she wants to jump up and down

that would be cool if she wants to it's up to our eyes I don't give a fuck. If she doesn't, she doesn't. Still saw her. Oh, there she is. Did you ask her or should I do it?

I can't hear you guys. The cops are on the way already. So I don't know if they asked you or not, sweetheart. But when you were in there, I was asking if you wanted to jump up and down when you came outside. This, you know. Oh. Freeze! Helicopter cops?

Sweetheart Sweetheart He said Dahl Dole? Would you be a doll And So actually what I would love

For you to do Is you see the wall there Behind you put your hands on that wall And just kind of look over Back at me Wow Fantastic Do you guys do this every day?

What? I'm out in the open See, that's great with your hair. Put it out. Take her point you tell out. Porn director. All right. Shit, see, now we get all hard.

How much, though, do you think it lessens the creep factor that I do it? Yeah. It depends on who you ask, but. I'm asking you. Not much. Really? What do you guys think? It does.

It for sure does. Because you could be. Because then your thought could be, if they're going to do that, then I'm just going to fucking watch. Fuck that. There's no hedge. They're almost in my yard, essentially, you know? I understand.

I'm not claiming that I have the right to do it. I'm just saying, I think the creep factor exponentially goes down. If you're just like, I'm just going to stand here and look. Because there becomes a, also like, you know, look, if it was happening in my neighborhood, I would be like, I don't know if I want my kid to see that. So I'd be like, I'd be like, they have to, like, I don't know. I just like would be like, be more private about it. I also in my defense, I knew them.

Obviously you have a rapport with them. Yeah, so it wasn't like just some fucking creep neighbor. Yeah, no, I know. I know. Um, yeah, I, I, the whole, yeah, I'm not doing this because I don't want to get caught. It does bring the creep down. Right. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Bring the creep down. All right, let's get another one in. Hey, boys, how I are? My name's Lackland from Melbourne, and I need some advices. I nearly got recruited into a pyramid scheme the other day. Oh, no. I'm an electrician.

I work at a hospital remodel at the moment's getting remodeled. The hospital's still active, and the entrance to my site is inside the hospital, and it's right next to the mail room. And I talked to all the workers there, say hello and stuff, and I got really friendly with one of them. He's talking about a business that he had, and he's making him to money, and he's making him to money. and he invited me onto a Zoom call to like talk about it and maybe get involved and about my bags so I didn't say no jumped on the Zoom call asking me all these weird questions he was asking me about like what my dream life would be like what kind of like money would change my life talking about the book rich dad poured out no really weird stuff and I

smelled something fishy continued on with it for like the laughs went on another Zoom call you know another weird like interaction and he kind of of revealed what was going on. It was like an affiliate of marketing website where like you recruit people and you get profit share of what they spend. Super fucking weird. Anyway, I was meant to have a third one and I missed it. I slept through it and I haven't replied to any of his text.

He's been hassling me. I haven't said anything to him. Saw him once in the hallway and it was super fucking awkward. Didn't know what to say to him. Kind of dodged him. He was like, oh, I've got to get back to work. Sorry, man. But yeah, I don't know what to say to this guy.

I don't know if I should tell him to fuck off. I don't know if I should tell him like people I and say like sorry it's just not for me yeah I don't know what to do any advice is would be greatly appreciated yeah I mean saying it's not for you thank you for doing this podcast I listen to every week

you guys are the best thanks dude share it boya booya booya and booya oh yeah I do so disgusting so I mean it's definitely cool to just be like yo it's actually you know just not for me I don't think that that's that weird but it's like I think it weirder if you don't say anything,

you keep not say anything and you run into them. But also, if it is a pyramid scheme, just be like, yo, it sounds kind of shady to me and I don't want to get involved with that. I would start with, it's not for me. And then if you ask why, I'd be like, well, honestly, this is all the hallmarks of a pyramid scheme. And frankly, the fact that you're pushing it so hard only confirms that.

That's the other thing. So like, it's all good. Yeah. But like I'm out. Yeah. So that's that. You don't need to be like... I mean, out heaps.

You don't need to be awkward. You don't need to avoid them. I think beat them up. I think beat the shit out of them. Use bats, whatever. But no, but heaps of bats. But you... We just take a bat, beat him a heaps at times.

You don't need to... You've... Basically, what happened is you realize this guy's a fucking criminal. More or less. A lot of red flags. More or less. And you don't... don't want to go down his criminal path with him.

So it's as simple as like, A, it's not for me. And if he pushes, it'd be like, I don't know. I'm obviously a pyramid scheme. And I'm not interested in that. He can say whatever he wants. And then you can say, I got you. I'm just not interested. Yeah.

That's it. This guy's basically just like, come on, man. Help me poison this guy. He's like, oh, I had two Zoom meetings with him. I've slept through the third one. He wanted to talk about ricin. I just don't know. Hey, man, come out of him.

Poison this guy? Sent me a dossier on the target. I was just a little bit. Got cold feet. Got cold feet because I got a bunch of pictures from a guy that was obviously across the street getting out of a car and having dinner with someone else. But he was from a long lens and black and white photos. And so I judged him to be the target. And I said I felt uncomfortable.

Heaps. No, yeah. I don't. That's not. weird. And you need to get, by the way, you need to get good at that. You need to, you need to exercise that muscle if you feel awkward about it. Hey, hey, I'm not doing that. You just say, look him in the eyes, you know, because it's, it's just gonna, that's a muscle you have to develop in life is the no muscle. You know? Yeah, I mean, I completely agree. Yeah, it's just, yeah. And, and, and, uh, but I do think

that anytime you meet somebody and they want to Zoom with you, it's a fucking red flag, dude. Imagine meeting someone to be like, well, yeah, let's set up a Zoom. No, dude, that is, that is already a red flag. Do you think so? Yeah, bro. What? Do you want my number?

This is just weird. You want to start a business with me? You don't even know me. Well, yeah, if it's about starting a business. Yeah. Otherwise, you wouldn't do a Zoom. Why would you do a Zoom? I mean, I've had situations where, like, I mean, I guess it's a little bit different, but like, you know, you meet someone and they're like, I want to develop this idea further.

You want to have a Zoom about it. I mean, that's unique, I guess, to what I do. But, like, I hate being on Zoom. Oh, I fuck do I hate it? And Zoom, it's just like, it's, wow, COVID ruined everything, huh? COVID ruined pretty much every single thing. Yeah, you could say that, yeah. And we're not even close to out of the shadow.

No, I don't think we are. It was, what, six years ago now? We're not even close, dude. Something drastic has to happen. I think it just changed. And I think that's the thing that people can't quite get their heads around. Right. We just live in a different time now because of COVID.

Yeah. And that is so shitty and depressing. And it's not even because of the reason as, because of what they were saying. What do you mean? Like, when COVID happened, they're like, health reasons? Yeah. Yeah, of course. No, no, no, it's all social and cultural.

So fucking weird, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, fuck people's minds up, too. I mean, we personally know people. Oh, I know scores of people. I know scores of people. I know scores of people. Me too.

Yeah, some of the same people. And it's... Isn't that weird? It's really very odd. And that was... It's kind of weird because... All things consider, that was rather mild. as far as like true upset goes.

What I was going to say is, what's kind of weird is, if you really look at it on its face, almost nothing happened. A lot of people died. A lot of people died, right? A lot of people died from the flu. A lot of people died from COVID, whatever. We're not going to argue that.

The first outbreak was bad. And that's the show, everybody. No, but it's just like so weird. And now people are just like, you post what on Facebook? I'll fucking kill you. I'm gonna kill you. You know what the fuck is going on?

And it's all because of that. It's so weird. Yeah, I mean, it also, not to dwell too hard on this, but I think who it fucked up the most was like mid-teen age year people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know parents of kids who of that age, one guy in particular was like,

I had a daughter, she was the most social kid. She was 13, she'd ride her bike everywhere. That's the age right there. Dude, and then COVID hit, and it got scary because to a 13-year-old, obviously, that's very scary. And she's like, she's not a gorephobic now, but she's like, really doesn't like to leave the house. Yeah. It's still very socially, like, not wanting them to be around her friends. This is six years later.

Yeah. You know? Yeah. Fucks people up. Fuck people up. Yeah, dude. I mean, when I was like, no, I, I used to go out every day to get coffee in the beginning. And now, and then when COVID happens, like, no, there's no way.

I can't be, I can't do this. Two weeks, I was like, oh, I'm chilling. If I would do that at 40, bro, how much would it fuck up somebody that was that? What do you mean? I'm saying, like, it changed everyone's lives. You're chilling meaning. Meaning, oh, I could get into just staying at home. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Anyway. But yeah, what was the guy talking about, though? Yeah, just go up, but you'd be like, yo, it's a pyramid ski. Bye. Oh, I do electricity. Yeah. Yeah. It's not for me.

Then he's going to ask because he's trying to get you because he wants more money for itself. Or he's going to be defensive. Yeah. Yeah, so don't start with it's a pyramid scheme. No, no, no, don't. Start with like, I just don't think it's for me. And then if he pushes, then you have every right to be like, I don't know, man.

It just seems obviously shady to me and I'm not interested. Now shut the fuck up about it before I snap your neck on this job site. Heaps. Hate you heaps. Heaps of times. Just go like this. Hate you heaps. Yeah.

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