Lifeline - 215. Mr. Behind Me

Episode Date: June 7, 2026

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How can working at your local Tims take you further? Sure, you can level up your teamwork skills. You also get a chance to receive a Tim Hortons Scholarship Award. Ready for what's next? Apply today at careers.timhorins.ca. I don't know. I, new drink. Oh, it works on the first.

I think it's the I, new drink. I knew, drink, yeah. I think that's two separate things. I don't know. I'd have to think of it. I'm looking it up. The Tupac thing was, ha, new drink. Aye, new drink.

It's from the song that with the Knoz beat. Puneon, tuneo. Yeah. Whatever that is. All right, new drink? Two separate things. Yeah, right? No.

This is why I think it's two different things. That is part of that. And then the ha-ha is part of the punio. Tunio. So I'm thinking of two different things. I'm mixing it up. Right in the beginning? I'm doing a mash-up.

Try it again. Hold on. Yeah, I think it's the very beginning. All right, new drink Right One part Alizet One part

Right And that's not the You're right You're right Yeah Okay And the other one is The

I bet you got a twist You don't know Who to trust So money play eight And say who is Try to sound like us Nice Puneon

Tuneon Tuneon God Poonio Tuneo You know You know who is a big Tupac fan

Akhm Dinojad Is that the Former Iranian president Yeah Mac Mokalud Ockmdenajad

Right You love him? Suckma Dijab. Oh, I thought you said I love Akhmadija. No, I said, I love Ahmadinejab. He's the weirdest person to love, you know? Love that guy. Love that guy.

Love his Holocaust denying. Love his murderous ways. He's just a great dude. Akman adenijan. That's his name? Akhmud. Atababee, Eatsaboy. Yeah.

Akhmadad, right? Mahmood Ahmadinejad. Okay. Correcting me. Okay. Okay. Very good. Very good.

We got the syllables. All right. it's uh you know i'm i'm full of i uh all the food that i need to eat i feel good dude no careful dude i was gonna do something that was negative yeah but when you don't eat crap you feel better and that sucks dude there's also quite simply nothing more obvious did you know that i know but that's one of those things where it's like i don't know it's like all right You could probably eat some of the stuff and it's fine, and you do. But let me answer a question.

If you, if you eat a bunch of candy, well, no, I guess candy yet, but like chocolate, like kick cats or something. You feel like crap the next day? I don't do that, but I would imagine I would, yeah. You guys? You eat a bunch of candy? Chocolate candy, like, not like, you know. I haven't been doing that lately.

Yeah, sorry. We're adults, you know. I know. Who's eating candy over 40? I think I could eat. I think I could eat six Reese's peanut butter. Well, we talked about this the other day, about the ice cream sandwiches. But I think I could eat six Reese's peanut butter cookies feel fine.

He'll feel totally fine. Yeah, I mean, that's not going to jam you up horrifically. Yeah, I'll say. I'll say. Six peanut butter cups, that's whatever. Okay. You know, it's like one fun size package, you know? No, that's not one fun size package.

What's one fun size? You're out of your element. You don't know about Pete Reese peanut butter cups. I guess I don't. Fun size is two. Just two? Just two? Yeah, two cups.

And a regular is one little, no, little, dinky thing? It's two. Or you get the jumbo size. Okay, man. Reese's peanut butter cups don't have fun size because they- Jumbo? Four?

Six? No, there's no six, bro. There's six, look it up. I mean, it's got to be somewhere. They have single ones. The little ones are, are, the little baby ones? No, no, no. Are you talking about the cups?

I'm talking about the regular classic cups. Okay. Are you talking about the. I don't like Reese's pieces. Those can go fuck themselves. Those are little M&M style ones? Yeah. Yeah, no, get out of here with that.

I like the little cups and I like the regular cups. I don't eat them in all anymore. Right. The regular size cups are the best, though. The ratio and the niceness of how much peanut butter is it in the line. The little cups, they're a little more chode-like and thicker, and I don't like the ratio of the chocolate to the peanut butter. Too much peanut butter?

Right. But the flat, medium-sized niceness of the fucking chocolate peanut butter. chocolate with the nice crowning. Jesus Christ, mad on. Dude, are you pulling it up or what? He's not pulling it up. I thought he was pulling it up. I don't see a single thing.

I thought he was going to pull up to fucking. Yeah. Okay, what comes in that? Oh, my God, I'm wrong. We need a, we need like a side by side, which. Look at that one. Beautiful that looks. Look at how gorgeous that is.

Oh, the big cup is no good thing. That one's too thick, though. Yeah, no one. That one is too thick. Yeah, you're right. That's only for fat pigs. The one when they try, when they do, you know, the company's got to do it. Hey, more 20% more this or whatever.

There we go. Get out of here. Look at that. There we go. Look at that. So let's, let's check it out. So this is the, what would you call it? The size guide.

The size guide. The sizing guide. Why do we have the worst internet of all time? I don't know. This is the one thing we need. We actually have really good internet in here. I think. Just do the Reese's comparison right there on the left.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I'm pissed. Oh, keep going down. Keep going down. Keep going down. Yeah, there we go. Keep going down.

Keep going down. There it is. Now, bring it in. Zoom in, zoom in, zoom in. There we go. Minis, miniatures, thins, snack, regular, big cup. The thank you? Oh, the regular.

The world's largest, get way on out of here. The regular. What are you? A fat pig. It's disgusting. The regular. The regular and the snack. The snack looks good.

But so what's up with the regular and the snack? It looks the same kind of. Maybe the regular is a little bit more. The thins I bet are, I bet the thins go hard. The things look good. The miniatures I can deal with. The miniatures look a little bit fat and stuff. Nah, not.

Miniatures are fine. The minis are the ones I like, though. Nah, bro. There's barely any peanut butter in that shit. You're fat pig. I love, I love peanut butter, bro. Do you? I mean, I like it.

Okay, no. We're not talking about that kind of level. Love it. Okay, well, let me answer. No, no, I already know when you go, I'm talking about I love peanut butter, and I've eaten it the past two nights from a spoon. And I didn't realize how much of a party that was, dude.

If you want to fucking, if you take two tablespoons, just two, tablespoons of peanut butter, and you watch the third and fourth episode of Widows Bay, that's better getting a blowjob, dude. So 46. Do you refrigerate them? Good question. I don't want to.

want to talk about that. That's fucking horset. That's sacrilegist, dude. Why? Refuritate what? I think it's better now. I'm an idiot. I'm kidding. What do you mean? No, I don't eat. The Rhesus Bay. The Reese's. I don't eat. I'm not talking about Rises. I'm talking about peanut butter. I'm talking about peanut butter. Oh, okay. I didn't eat Rieces. I ate peanut butter. Okay. So that was cold because it was in the fridge, right? Well, that's the thing about peanut butter. You can put it in the fridge, but you don't have to. Do you? Why are you being so cagey? Because I did, but I don't normally. Okay. Yeah, you know. Hey, what are you going to do, right?

What are you going to do, do? But what I was, what I will say is I'll be in Denver, Salt Lake City, Vegas this weekend. This is that week, yeah. And then Salt Lake City, keep going. So many Salt Lake shows. Pittsburgh, Brea, California, Washington, D.C., Miami, Florida, Louisville. And I'm bad about it. Yeah.

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Happy birthday to Liam Neeson, Tom Jones, and Mick Foley, dude. June 7th I'd like to play a game What does he say? No, no, that's the Saul one. I have a very particular set of skills. Every movie's the same. So anyway,

I have a very particular, Wow. You think when he said that in the movie, when they were filming, they go, that's gonna, that could go, that could go pretty wild. No. No?

No. And it weird, though, that that's how it happens. Like, you don't, you don't know. And then that's the thing. That's the thing now. I bet Pierre Morel, the director, was not even looking at the monitor. Because it wasn't an action scene.

He was like, Liam's just going to do it. It's going to be fine. That's what I think. Maybe the studio saw it and was like, oh, that's trailer shit. Because it is in the trailer, right? Yeah, it's the whole thing. I have a very particular set of skills.

He's a good director, but I don't think he cares about that kind of stuff. Is Pierre, is that the only name that's just from a country for sure? No, there are others, right? Yeah. Well, there are also, you know, there's some, like, hipster family name in their kid Pierre.

Yeah, true, true. Yeah, Brooklyn. I mean, Pierre is just French. Yeah, yeah. You were born under the Eiffel Tower. Jean-Luc, same idea. Like, that's so French. Right, right.

There's no Pierre from fucking, you know, Mexico. Salvatore, maybe only in Italy, maybe. But, yeah, there's probably some, like, guy in Queens. Right, right, right. Pierre is just like, seems like you were born under the Mona Lisa. Pierre is like the Mike Tyson's punch-out guy with the rose in his mouth level, French. It's not, oh, yeah, yeah, the level, yeah. What was that guy's names?

Was it Pierre? No. It was. No. Sotapapapinski? Remember that guy? No. Glass jar, glass Joe?

What was his name? Don Flamenco? Yep. Yeah. Don Flamenco. I just watched the whole thing on the final bosses of the Mike Tyson's punch out and it was so nostalgic,

dude. I don't like it. Don't like what? Looking back at stuff. Man, I know, dude. You know. Dude, remember King Hippo? You would like, you would have to wait. You don't? That's like the most memorable one. Let me see, let me see.

And he would like, you'd have to wait till he moved his like pink gloves to the side and then punch him in the stomach and you could never punch him in the face. You know how I remember the most. Most is bald bull. Bald bull is because he was the guy you could get to. After that, like I got to Soto Poppinski three times maybe in my life. I got Don Flamingo a bunch.

Oh, you guys never beat it? Nah. I don't think I've played enough to beat it. Look a great tiger, you know. Where's Don Flamico? Oh, yeah. I had to like get a fucking IGN guide though for it. Yeah, I know.

Loser. Mm-mm. All right, well. Commitment. I committed to. Mocko man over there, huh? Yeah. Hey, Chris and Matt, I was just listening to your latest episode.

The guy with the phenomenal black woman card. What a great story. Yeah, that was great. Anyways, I wanted to get your take on. Sometimes you guys talk about, like, fringy lines and movie dialogue. Like someone saying to Brad Pitt, you look like shit or whatever. So what do you think about this one? A personal pet peeve of mine.

You just couldn't get it. Try me. Oh, my. God, yeah. That's a good one. That's a good, that's a really good bad one. She nailed it. That's so stupid.

You know what I don't like is the answering, when there were answering machines, when someone would call someone and the answering machine, you pick up and they would say, you know what to do? Oh, dude! You know what to do.

Hated it. That's the kind of thing where it's like, it makes you hate writers. Oh my gosh, yeah. You don't want to, You know what I hate in real life? People actually do this, oh, you don't want to know. Motherfucker, I just asked you.

Oh, oh, you mean, yeah. What it take to get there? Oh, you don't want to know. Well, what if they say it? I think I'm like, they say it and then they start talking. Oh, yeah, that, that's way, way better. Yeah. People will say that like, oh, you don't want to know to try to get out of it or something.

I do that. You wouldn't say you don't want to know. I do because I don't want to talk about it. Ah, that's not cool, man. Should I just say I don't want to? want to talk about it. I mean, I do that too, but that's a little more hardcore. The other day, somebody was asking me questions about something and I started answering in the middle of, literally in the middle of me answering, I just said, you know what, I actually don't want to

talk about this anymore. And it went fine. That's not that bad. Yeah, I went fine. I don't think that's not bad, especially if you say it like that. Yeah. I also told him to go fuck himself and fuck his mother who's dead. Wow. Well, that's rude. I actually said, go fuck yourself and and I said, go dig up your dead mother and fuck her bones. That's so horrible to do that. I mean, it was in the moment. I got frustrated. I got flustered and didn't know what to say exactly. Right.

I'll say. And that just came out. Yeah. So, yeah, I don't, I don't know, man. There's a lot of that, though. You know what happens a lot in movies in general? Go ahead. This is not really a line thing, but it's in movies,

people refer to each other by their names so much more than they do in real life. Now, look, I'm not saying dialogue should be naturalistic. But in movies that are trying to be naturalistic, they're constantly calling each other by their name. People don't do that. In the middle of a conversation, I won't be like, Chris. Well, I think people do do that. But what I think is annoying is when they do it for exposition

because they want to remind you that that's a person's name. But here's the one, it's awful. That's brutal. What's up, big, what's up, big bro? What's up, little sis? That, in the beginning of the scene. Come on, can't I just hang out my little sis? Oh, you get the dynamic.

Now there's a dude. Dude, just, we'll assume it. They're in the same kitchen. motherfucker and that's the word but the one I've hated most forever is

you know when a guy goes to make a plan with a woman or a girl sometimes it's like you know the girl says I'd like that that is something that has been in movies so much

nobody ever says it nobody could you imagine if you invited a girl somewhere and she looked to you and said I'd like that you'd be you'd literally be like what the fuck does this bitch think that this fucking world is you think so yes

and as a matter of fact there is a movie or a TV show that has come out in the past I don't know 10 years that actually said what I'm saying it's like you know in movies when they say like there's a character in it's like you know movies they always respond with

I'd like that. So it's so omnipresent, ubiquitous. Obiquitous, yeah. Yeah, it's so annoying. I hate that one. You don't think that one's a lot. I don't know if I've liked that as much as you, but I believe that it's a bunch of shit, yeah.

Yeah. I don't know. It just becomes the way to do things lazy writing, I guess. I mean, it's not that big of a deal. It's just one line, the throwaway line, but yeah, it's still annoying. Here's another one I don't like. You're either the smartest guy or the craziest guy or the craziest motherfucker that ever lived,

like that kind of thing. Do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, yeah. Every action movie. Every action movie has a version of that, yeah. But it just might work. Yeah. Yeah.

But we love those movies, though, so. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, we love them. We forgive them, yeah. And then there's also the one where, um, I think it's really funny. This is not really a line, but like whenever it's a trope, when the, when the guy, I love the guy who's like,

that's, that life is behind me now. And then, for like 15 minutes of the movie and then he just gets pulled back in. Right. I mean, how many times have they made that movie? That's... It's every jace to say the movie.

80% of action movies since the mid-80s. So crazy, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I... I'm not that guy anymore. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, Chris and Matt. My name's Tim.

I'm from Canada. What's up, Tim? Watching Light Flame right now, just here in my little studio at home. I just wanted to ask for some advice because beginning of this year, I had a significant relationship and it was a two and a half year relationship. And I've just been finding it really, really hard just to keep an open mind for a hopeful future. I've been doing lots like going to therapy. I go to the gym, writing, reading.

I got lots of friends and family who I can surround myself with, but sometimes when I'm alone and things get quiet, then those. It's hard to keep those thoughts at bay. So I wonder if you have any advice, just how to keep your head up and, and, you know, how to just keep going day by day. I go to the gym and I got a great community there. They gave me this necklace, which says when you think about quitting, remember why you started. And that's applicable to so many things. But I wonder if you have any advice just to help me keep a positive headspace and keep going. So love the podcast. Keep it up.

Chris, I saw you Winnipeg. You were hilarious. Thank you so much. Dude, this guy's like a hundred percent doing all the things that you should be doing. Yeah, which makes me think he's going to be fine a lot quicker than most people are going to be, which is a good sign. But you're struggling now, so. I mean, this is just welcome to being a fucking human.

Yeah. I don't know. I mean, you're, and you're probably smart, you know? You're not just some dumb dumb. That's like, like you're literally doing all the things you should do. so much so that you're doing one of them during your submission. Right. You know, it's like, I think sometimes bad shit happens and it just fucking sucks.

And you have to deal with it. And if you're a smarter person or more aware, more aware, then you're going to be, emotionally in touch. Yeah. You're just going to be doing that. You're going to be dealing with that a lot more. And you'll be happier you dealt with it now than by the time. get in your next relationship, it will have been properly placed and filed away in your mind

in the past. Instead of, you know, you're ignoring it, you're burying yourself and stuff, you're trying to ignore it, and then suddenly you're in a new relationship and all these other old feelings come back and you miss your ex, but you really don't, but you think you do because you haven't dealt with all this shit. The thing you're already doing that I would say is that is a thing that you just need to keep doing is in those moments that are like, ah, fuck, don't, as, as tempting as it might be to be like, oh, I got to get rid of this. I got to erase this thorn. I got to get out of this headspace. You just like let yourself sit in it maybe at first for 10 seconds longer and then a minute longer. Like, like it'll start in the whole day. Stretch the timeline too. Like it just happened. You guys were together for a long time. It's a significant relationship. You're all busted up about it now. It's not going to go away tomorrow, know that, and just one foot in front of the other. I mean, it sounds like a bunch of cliches, but it's true. Like, it actually will just start to become a further and further memory.

And then, when you meet someone else, what's going to happen is I'm not a believer in the thing of like, I was talking about this in the writer's room in a moment, Patreon the other day. It's like, people have a person that it's like, oh, that's the one that got away. I do not and have never. had that feeling. Because there's someone that I'm either with and miss, or I'm either with them and then we break up and I miss them. But then I meet someone new.

Right. And so that person that was there who I was maybe missing, the new person just goes, and then there's this new person. And then that's just the new person. And eventually that will happen as long as you're doing what you're doing, which is, again, not avoiding your feelings in this moment so that you're prepared for the next time

you meet someone who's right for you that comes around you'll be ready and hit the ground running. Yeah, that's what they say. Minimizing what I'm saying by saying it's a fucking cliche, but it's true. No, yeah. Do you feel like you want that got away? And have you ever felt that way?

Every single one got away. I should still have them. No, I... A Saudi prince. I don't... No, I don't feel like I have one that got away now. Have you, no, I'm asking, I mean, I know that. Ever felt like that?

Have you felt like you're with someone new or even two girlfriends? And I should have been with somebody else? I've had it seep in, but, yeah. Damn, dude. Not like. I'm Mr. Behind me, dude. Yeah, no, I am too. I'm Mr. Behind me.

Nice to meet you, Mr. Behind me. Yeah, yeah. No, I, I am too. I don't, I very rarely get back with whatever, but, um, is it over? She gone. Is it over? She gone. Right.

So, but I. Yeah, I don't, yeah, I'm not, I'm a lot, I'm like that too. I just don't know if, I, you know, you know, sometimes when I'm going through something hard, I'm like, why don't I feel worse about this every moment? And I'm like, like, like, what, you should feel worse? I don't know. It's like, if something bad is happening really bad. And it's like, and it's like, taking a long time. I mean, you know. I'm like, why am I not always sad about this? Then I almost feel guilty. You know what I'm saying? The reason is your nervous system has a threshold and you can't exist in this

completely frantic, overloaded state. Your brain won't let you. But what I would also say to this guy, and he didn't say this is what he's doing, but a lot of people do this now, don't peep, don't look at the social media, don't look at old shit that you guys did to get It's gone, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's over, it's done. Whatever she's doing now, it's a ghost. That is not a person anymore. I don't mean like, we wish bad upon her. All I'm saying is like that person is not someone that you should check in on. That is not someone you should ask about. That person is gone from your life and let it be that way. And that's all it is.

Do not look. Be mister never looks back. You could be here with your negative feelings and feel bad about it. I'm not saying to try to erase that from your memory, but don't, don't crawl back into that space. if you don't, you know, there's no reason to. Mr. Behind me, is that what you said?

Yeah. Gay. I'm Mr. Behind. So, yeah, no, I, I, I, yeah, I do agree with that. I do think, though. So many people do that, dude. What? Looking at their exes.

Oh, that's crazy. I would never do that. Yeah. On my life. Never once done that. Except, there's an ex I'm friends with. Unless you don't, there's an ex I'm friends with. Unless you don't, unless you don't care.

And it's so long ago, I would. I would. Like 20 years later, sure. But, like, no. If I'm still in pain, I would fucking never, bro. You can't do it. So many people do it though.

Dude, I know it's pain shopping. It's too hard. But if you're just, the best time in that situation to act is before you look. It's just you'll save yourself so much. Yeah, don't look. That makes it way worse. It's self-flatulation. It's just like you're trying to punish yourself.

You already punished enough. It hurts enough. Why would you try to dig the wound deeper? Like, don't stick your finger in it. You're good. And you're going to be good. You're a sweet guy, dude. This guy's gonna fucking kill it, dude.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm the first, you know, Matt's usually the first to say, but his eyes were crazy in the sunlight. Yeah, I couldn't believe it. I've been laying off commenting on guys eyes. I had to do it. Because you have such issues with me when I bring up how much I like certain guys' eyes.

You dilutes it when you say it all the time. But, no, it doesn't, though, if I mean it. It doesn't if I mean it. I love Home Depot. It doesn't if I mean it. And you basically just cut me off at the knees. I stopped because of you and then you just did it. It's my now.

It's like if I was a Coke addict and I was constantly doing Coke and you're like, Matt, you got to stop doing Coke and then suddenly you just pulled out a bump and did one in front of me. You know what I have a brother. I know. So you're a bad brother. Well, I didn't do that. You did a version of that on a smaller scale. I have a stomach egg.

Then it sucks, dude. And I've been trying to think that maybe it'll go away and it just sucks. Did you have any Reese's recently? Nope. As soon as I ate that fucking good meal, the goop. Which means it's probably not that because. It happens sometimes, folks. Right away like that?

It happens sometimes, folks. Did you use something last night? Pork your pig. I had been eating good. I've been eating a lot. Could be that. Could be that. Body's adjusting.

Body's adjusting. Body's adjusting. All right. Yeah. Okay. All right, everybody. We're taking a break. If you're wondering where I'm looking, I'm not texting, I'm not email and I'm not looking at dumb stuff. I'm looking literally at a live dealer on Legends. I'm playing Blackjack on Legends with a live dealer. What do you think about that? Wow, that's crazy. I think that that's the future. It is the future. And this is the future. The future's here. This being Legends. Legends with a Z. Legends is a free to play social casino and sportsbook. Tons of games to play. Matt's playing them, things to spin. Matt's spinning and table games with live dealers that Matt's communicating with right now.

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Wayfair, every style, every home. Okay, I have a public service announcement. So I work in content moderation, and what that means is that I review media before it's uploaded to determine whether or not it will stay up or be deleted off the platform. So having that in mind, I just want to say to everybody, please stop taking video while you're driving. I know you may think that you're the best driver or you're just amazing at multitasking, and I'm going to be that dad or that guy, whatever you want to call me. But I can't tell you how many videos that I've seen and that I've deleted just because of pure disturbing images and video. of people crashing while taking video of themselves, vlogging,

YouTubeing, you know, or even FaceTiming. And having their limbs chopped off or, you know, even worse. I don't want to get into the details. Did you want to saw? Or please, guys, stop doing that. Fair enough, I did that the other day. That sucked. That I did it.

I kept thinking about it. I was like, I shouldn't do that. I did it once when I was doing a video of a coyote. I was trying to run over, but that's different. That was the day you got your arm sliced up. I was looking at the coyote and I was looking where I was driving. No. Still dangerous.

Yeah. But wait, what? I don't understand. That's his job? I think he works in like a, for one of the- Human, like when it gets past, when content gets passed to a human to be moderated. Yeah, like on YouTube or something. Yeah.

Or anywhere. Those, there's like an army of people that have jobs like that and it's kind of awful. That is awful. The job is awful, you're saying? Well, not the job is- Yeah, like they fucking upload the, like, whatever, Saudi Arabia, who's the, the guy who they, who they, who they, They hung the huge, Hugh Jackman. No, they hung Hugh Jackman?

What's his fucking name? George Bush. They hung George Bush? God damn it. And Hugh Jackman? What's his fucking name? Saddam Hussein? Yeah.

Oh, you mean forever ago? Yeah. Okay, okay, okay. Say George Bush. Okay, so far as that. Saddam Hussein, that video was on YouTube for like 20 minutes. So if somebody, yeah, if somebody uploaded that to TikTok today, there's probably something that somebody that it would get passed to to like verify that that shouldn't be on there and then they have to

right i don't want to see it but that video has to still exist yeah yeah yeah it's somewhere for sure i bet i haven't seen it but jesus christ you never watched it no i watched like the the first part where i'm like oh no no i'm not right right no i didn't see the actual thing yeah damn you guys don't watch videos like that i don't know yeah i don't think i might have watched that one it was so long ago uh i don't watch i refuse to watch videos like that i just i don't want to see people die i i i i don't want to see people die I just don't want to see anyone die. I wonder what the percentage is that somebody of humans that would choose to see that. That specifically?

No. People, there are people who have watched Charlie Kirk get shot. I did see that. Unbelievably, disgustingly, horribly, tragically shot through the neck over Ilva and Ilva and Ilva again. It's just like, what do you, how desensit, what is going on there? Like, what is it? That's pretty wild.

Dude, I have. Oh, you're one of those people. I'm not like, I mean, I wouldn't say over and over again, but like, I'm like. How many times do you think you've seen it? It's such a horrible thing. Like, I'm trying to find a way to communicate this. It doesn't make you think that's fucking crazy. I'm not just trying to like, I don't know.

Here we go. I guess. I'm embarrassed to order chicken barme's up. No, no. Part of me, like, wants to be, like, what if something like that happened? in person and I needed to like be prepared react in crisis or whatever sometimes I think being able to watch stuff like that

and resensitize yourself a little bit makes you equips you better to he's training for a disaster it's not going to happen in person I saw so if it happens in person you're going to react and shoot your fucking pants I don't that's true good thing I keep rewinding that video of Charlie Kirk now I know what to do while he's on a

boat capsizing I've Tina you got to go away I saw the Charlie Kirk thing and that was I don't I guess I don't know if I wish I didn't but it happened before I was like do I want to watch this

I'm watching I'm like wait what and then I was like I think that's the case for a lot of people Yeah so I don't know if I would have seen it if that weren't a case Like if a week later people were like, did you see it? I wouldn't watch it now. But like, I wouldn't want to watch. And I can't even think of a person right now.

But let's say there's a person who is my least favorite person or the person who I would want to be dead. Anthony. Besides Anthony, more than anyone in the world. I wouldn't even want to watch them die. Right. Like I, yeah, I wouldn't either. There's, I just don't. And I'm not saying these people get glee out of it.

They don't. But it's like a fascination. I don't know. I mean, there's, I don't, I don't know, people who really wronged you. I wouldn't want to watch that. I would not want to watch that. I just don't, I just, I just, who knows? I don't think so either, yeah.

Who knows? Because I can't say, like, you know. Well, let's torture Anthony and see. Okay. All right. You look at Matt? Electric nipples. You know?

You looking? Making it a kink. Oh, fuck, what do you do about my boner? All right. Anyone do another one? Yeah. Hi, Kristen, Matt. I just watched someone make a submission about the husband traveling. And this is perfect because this is exactly what I was planning to ask you anyways,

because it's been on my mind and I need a guy's perspective. So I work full time. I have a three-year-old, an eight-year-old. My husband and I, sorry, we have a three-year-old and eight-year-old, and I'm almost seven months pregnant. What do you do when you both feel like? you need that time to do things for yourself. I live in Salt Lake City. Chris will see you next month. They'll be super pregnant at Wise Guys.

You'll see me. What do you do when I'm the only wife in my husband's group that he works with who has a career and works full time? Now, they have these outings. They have these golf outings. They have these snowboard outings. They have these things, these poker days. And it affects my work. schedule because I need to

and always only affects mine. It doesn't affect his because I don't have those work things. Right. What do you do when culturally I'm up against an environment where I live and it's just the truth? What do you, like, how do you create that fairness schedule? Let me know what you think. I appreciate you.

Love you guys. Bye. I mean, my brain goes to. if he does those things and you're on mom duty all the time obviously if he's away doing those things you've got to have a little bit of time for yourself but she's not on all the time right she said she has a full-time job right right but what she's saying is she needs to figure out child care while he goes and does these things and it affects her schedule right i'm assuming it means she has to rearrange her life yeah to make sure she takes care of her eight-year-old three-year-old

and she's pregnant as well. I don't know. I mean, I think this is true of people without kids, with kids or whatever. Like, you kind of got to have time

to do your own thing, whatever that is. And if you're always working, always caring for children, only those two things, your husband, ideally, can be like,

hey, why don't you take a day and go do this thing that you've been wanting to do? and I got the kids for a little bit. Like, I mean, that seems pretty straightforward. It doesn't mean you have to, it doesn't have to be a work thing.

Right, right. For, you know what I mean? Like you could have a day where you do something that you really like to do, haven't done in a while, it's been a minute, something like a self-care day, whatever. Balance it out a little bit.

It doesn't need to be exact. I mean, I don't like when people are like, I know there's parents that are like so, so on the regular strict about like, I did it last time, you got to do it this time. You did it that time. It's like, just, just, you know, However it works, let it work.

Like, don't keep tabs because the more you keep tabs, the more you try to build resentment's likely to build. Yeah, it's like sometimes you're not going to come. It's deeper. And, but yeah, make them fucking take the kids and you do something sometimes. Yeah, I mean, what is, what I wonder is it, is it her stopping herself from doing that? Or is it her, because the dynamic is he,

they live in a thing where it's like, well, I'm the man. You don't ask me to do that shit. You know what I'm saying? which it could be, especially there. It sounded to me like she hadn't even considered what I said was an option. Yeah. That's what it sounded like, except why would you not consider that an option? Maybe because of the latter of what you said.

But what I would say is make that an option or else you're going to lose your fucking mind. And D-Day is coming if that doesn't happen. And by D-Day, I mean divorce day. Right. So give yourself some space and it costs. You need it, dude. People go crazy. People go fucking crazy.

Shit changes. Three kids and brains change. Full time. I mean, obviously they have like, you know, help. But like, not obviously. If she's works all day? Dude, that's not obvious. We don't know.

It's hard out there, dude. Yeah. But she's just living, what, the eight-year-olds taking care of everyone? Well, the eight-year-olds in school, right? Three-year-old might be in school. Yeah, it could be. And she's pregnant. I guess it's not.

So maybe she's taking half days at work or something like that? Or maybe she works from fucking home. Well, no, if she worked from home, it wouldn't really be a problem. Yeah, that's tough, man. Uh, this is one of those ones I wish was a phone call. But, uh, yeah, that's, well, I, I, I guess, hey. Well, I, you know, depending on who the breadwinner is, that's the other thing. It's like if he is making enough money, do you see yourself, I mean, you got three kids.

You're really, I understand to have a career, be the fucking strong boss woman. But also it's like, if you're also doing the other stuff, maybe, maybe focus on that. Some people just really like to work, though. Yeah. And I get it. I mean, if you have three kids, it's hard to be like, but I want to work. But like sometimes, also sometimes people get really unhappy when they stop working and that changes fucking everything. So it's like you got, there's a lot of shit to consider.

I mean, yeah, make him do stuff on the weekends or something. Or just a day sometimes, you know, every once in a while. I'm sure he'll be down and be like, I got a fucking golf day. I got a skiing trip. I got this. And if you ask him, he's not going to be like, what the fuck? Hell no. And if he is, then calling again.

You know? Then what? Calling again and we'll have different guys. Yeah. But I doubt that would be the kids. Cool. Calling together. We'll do group therapy for once.

Exactly. Let's do it. Yo, so I'm Matt and Chris. All right. So I got a big problem here in my apartment. Okay. So my next door neighbor, which is like a cross for me, every time they open and close their door, I can hear it.

And it's so fucking loud. Damn. And I honestly, I don't even think they're trying to close it loud. I think that's just kind of like how the doors work here. But also like have the like foresight to understand that your door is being closed very loud. Because every time bro, like, that shit scares me. And I am like, I've lived here for almost a year and I still haven't gotten used to it. So I'm wondering how can maybe I go about letting people know that when they close their doors it's loud as fuck?

This is fucking one of those submissions. And also like. That is all, like, how the doors work. So, yeah, I don't know. Any advice would be great. Thanks. Love you guys. One of the, what submission?

One of those submissions where you're just like, have people forgotten how to communicate with other strangers and neighbors and pass a note or like knock on the door and say hello? I wouldn't do anything but talk to that person in person because that's how you'll get the message you'll cross, I think, way better. Yeah. Yeah. You'll be like, I would be like, hey, I know this would make. you like might not sound like a big deal but that door's crazy it's so loud and you're probably not thinking of it but like it makes me jump every time if you could just think about you know

closing it little softer even if it's like half the time you remember yeah great because like doors also have a lot of them especially ones that slam they have like a gauge that changes like how fast they close or like it'll it'll put a like a stop motion there's a name for it fucking door expert over here. Yeah, I mean, you know, so you're adding details that might not exist, so who knows if that's the case, but... But I'm saying it's like, it's, there are easy fixes beyond... Yeah, that's, there are easy fixes that don't even mean the person has to even think about not slamming it.

Right. Door expert over here, but yeah. Yeah, just go knock. This guy fucking installs. Talk. Use your face and voice to convey feelings and thoughts. Have the person you're conveying those feelings and thoughts to take those feelings and thoughts in.

Robot. Let them react to those thoughts, take their thoughts in, let that affect their actions. And hopefully their actions are changed. And if they're not, then you just do it again. AI teaching young AI how to trick humans. Yeah, I do. Yeah, that's it.

That's simple. I mean, it's not simple, maybe not in practice, but. Yeah, I mean, it could be awkward being like that. Yeah, because you never know how the other person's like, you come to know my house to say this? Almost all the time. I would say 90 plus percent of the same. time to have done something like this, it's always the person being like, oh, oh, I didn't even

realize. And then they either, I mean, usually it changes, but sometimes it doesn't and then you have to do it again. But it's never like confrontational. Yeah. The second time, you should threaten them. But yeah. You make it confront.

You like your cat, right? Yeah. Oh, no, I'm, that's it. That's it. I've been noticing the door opening a lot. And I just hope that your cat doesn't get out because I know the door's opening because I always hear it when it slats. But that's fine.

We already talked about that, but that's fine. You like all your stuff? What? You like all your stuff? Yeah. It would fucking, you know what would suck if all your stuff somehow got into my fucking place. Yeah, it would be rough. Yeah.

Oh, man. What would you do? If suddenly one day all of your stuff was just mine. That would suck, right? For you? I mean, for me, it kind of be like, whoa. I got double the amount of stuff, but for you, you'd have nothing, and it would all be because you slam your door so loud.

That would be terrible. It would be so unfortunate for you. Now, we can avoid... What are we going to do? What are we going to do? What can we do about this? Yeah. You know what we can do?

What? You can stop making your door slam so loud. It scares the shit out of me every time he's... Right. You know what I mean? Always make sure the door gets closed slowly and securely. This way, I won't even have the thought. of, hey, I could probably get into his house

by the time the door closes. Yeah, that's what you do. 100%. Second time only. First time, yeah. Yeah, straightforward. You love your mom, right? I'd be ashamed.

She fell down some stairs, right? I'll have a stomach cake. All right, yeah. Hey, guys, big fan here. Chris, I've been a baby for life. Love your congratulations podcast. It really got me through some tough times I've had before. I'm already here.

But we're all through that now. Nice. I have a couple questions. My first question is, so right now I'm door dashing, okay? I had to stop to show you this right now. Oh, literally right now. Okay. I'm door dashing, and I go through some developments in neighborhoods,

and you know how the speed limit's usually like 10, 15 miles an hour? Why is it always that there's, what's 12? What? Why is it the speed limit 12? I've never seen that. Like, it's not 10, it's not 15, it's not 5, 12. I've seen it where there's 13. I've seen it where it's 17 miles an hour, but 12, why can't just be an even number?

That's crazy. 17? Thank you guys so much for taking the time listening. If you guys have any tips on proposals, I'd love to hear it. Oh. Wait, is he talking about for marriage? I think so. changing the fucking sign.

I think he meant for marriage. I think that was his second question. Wow, that was hilarious. Oh, really? You think that's what he meant? Buried the lead. Yeah. Hey guys, so stop signs and signs.

I'm getting married. Doo. I, I, for the first one about the sign. I don't know if I've ever seen that. I must have, but that's no. Fucking 13. and 17 is crazy. 12 at least is like...

13 would... I've never seen that. That's crazy, bro. I don't think I've even seen 17. I've seen 5 and that's it. You've seen 10? I guess. Yeah.

But that's it. I don't even know I've seen 15. Like, otherwise you see 45 or something. I've seen 12 and I've seen 15. But... I've seen 12 and I've seen 15 by noon and no on a no on. It's got to be some. Here's what that always is.

Some fucking asshole. Some bitch. That showed up at some city hall meeting. A dog with a bone, dude. And just won't give it up. And it's like 15's too fast. And it's, you know, it's been 15 for X amount of years or months. And it's like, no, it's too fast.

My children and my kid or my dog runs through this area. And it's just unsafe. Same thing I thought. It's unsafe. It's unsafe. And then the city council members just like, oh, for. fuck's sake change it to 12 you know because it's just he or she is just so worn down by the one asshole who just keeps complaining so uh yeah that's that proposals don't know don't care

yeah you really don't care about marriage yeah you really don't care i mean that that the way that guy snuck in the second submission is hilarious how do you propose all right anyway um just do it do it do it the way she wants way, you know, it's what you wanted. Get a fucking ring. Locate the woman you want to marry. Roba. And then get down on a fucking knee.

Fed up a eye. Open the fucking ring box and say, will you marry me? And then see what she says. And then it's over. The rest of your life is over from that point on. Well, congrats. What's on my babies? today I am turning 29 years old

I am perfectly fine growing up I've just noticed that a lot of people over time had these weird existential crisis as they grow but I'm one of those people that I actually enjoy growing up because you get more mature with time and your morals change that's my son growling if you can hear him but like this morning I turned 29

I woke up at 5.30 a.m. with my one and a half year old and we're sitting here playing with all of his toys, made him breakfast. I got to mow the lawn today. We got to do the garden. My wife is making me a great homemade meal. And that's like the perfect birthday for me, you know. But that's just how I feel growing up. I'm more chill. I'm more calm. I'm more mature. I'm ready to just like sit back, relax and just let the bring stuff. Roll in. So yeah, I don't know. What's your guys's opinion on aging and growing up. Do you guys feel weird about growing up? Do you guys enjoy growing up. What is it? Let me know. Love you guys. You're yui. I think that that's the age probably

where you feel like that the most, where you're just like, yeah, it's chill. I'm 29. I think when you're younger, you want to be older and when you're older, you want to be younger. Or I mean, you know, for the most part, people. Or like, you know, you think about aging more now. I do, I guess. Sure. That I did when I was 30. So it might hit you then. But, you know, you're also a young version of the guy that you are right now like you're a young version of a dad who with a kid you're 29 you know 40 year old uh men are dads with kids so you got a lot of time to be that guy 50 year old man right right right right right i mean he's probably not in hollywood but i'm saying you know what i mean it's like yeah yeah later later now for sure but yeah no point taken uh yeah you're

yeah you're 29 you're you're a baby dude so obviously you don't mind getting old because you're a fucking baby um but you're also coming up on 30 people forget about 30 i never understood that yeah people figure out about 40 obviously i understand that more because i'm not an idiot but like i don't know it kind of just depends on how you feel if you feel like shit then i guess i get why you would feel like getting old sucks but if you feel good physically roll with it bro you're doing good this is awesome uh and uh that does sound like a good day but minus the fact that you woke about 5 30 in the fucking morning. No, that's key, dude. I love that shit. I love waking up that early. Yeah, if you go to bed at what time? 11, 12. I don't need that much. What? Yeah. Oh, yes, you do. I mean, I do, but I'm saying I operate fine

with that. Fuck, I don't. Really? Man. Oh, we've talked about this a lot. You need a lot of sleep, right? I just, I'm definitely better at it now that I'm older, but geez, man. At 37, if I got six hours asleep. Oh man, it was, it's, it, it sucked. You were also going to bed at like 3 a.m. Yeah, but I'd wake up at fucking 9. That's what I'm saying. It's, it's different when you go to bed at 11.

Is it? Yeah, yeah. What do you call it? Circadian rhythm. You get out, it's way out of whack. Going to bed at 3, waking up a 9 is fucking terrible. John's a bed 11, waking up at 5, 5.30s. Really?

Yeah, totally different. Yeah. Really? I mean, right? Yeah. Yeah. I guess they do. do probably say that, right?

Like, but like, I'm saying in my experience, but I'm saying, is that true for you guys too? Totally true for me. It feels like it's probably true for me too, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah. I go to sleep at like 10.30 and like wake up around 637 without an alarm.

Yeah. Well, that's great. That's a lot of sleep. But that's also a lot of sleep. It's Garfield shit, yeah. It's eight, eight plus hours, but that's great. I mean, that's when you should sleep. That's ideal, right?

This is what they say science, scientifically. That's around the exact sleep. sleep window you should get. So yeah and I guess you I guess that is true. If you go to bed at 11 and wake up at six or five, Jeff Bezos gets eight hours of sleep. Right. He does. But when? I just saw a thing him talking about it. He was like I sleep eight hours and I also don't go into work until 10 because I like to putter around in the morning. And I was like, oh I've heard to talk about that. Yeah. I hate him so much. I heard I saw uh James Cameron talk about how he gets three hours of sleep every night and has for like four decades.

Wow. So I don't take so. Okay. So that's how your dad your dad was. Yeah, not quite that, but yeah. Not that extreme. But so you believe James Cameron? 100% when he says that.

Oh 100%. Three hours of sleep a night. Yeah. I believe he's a maniac. How do you? Yeah, I get me. I guess people are different. I just didn't say he naps or doesn't nap.

So I don't know, but he said he gets three hours to sleep night. He's sick all the time. Not if your body gets used to it. It's bad for you, but dude, this is a thing. People say this is the right thing for bodies to do. In my experience, everybody's body is wildly different. Now, is three hours a night recommended for anyone?

Of course not. People don't have a penis as big as I do. There's some people that might be fine on three or four hours and nights. I sleep at night. People don't have a penis as big as I do. Okay. And, you know, so, yeah, people's body. are different yeah that's the point that's the takeaway uh you got a great life good for you man

stop bragging okay hello guys long time listener first time submissioner i guess so i just got laid off i'm sorry about three days ago a bit of context i'm a video game developer i started my own studio where we published in games so about eight years ago and then four years ago i got hired and moved here to Guadalajara to, you know, get that bag. But now, I just got laid off. Not in my hometown. I still got some months to go on my lease. Yeah.

I mean, I'll be okay, I guess, with my severance package and all that. But I'm more curious about what you guys think about, what to do right afterwards. Like, do you take time to decompress or recover for possible burner or whatever? you jump straight back in, which is, you know, the market is what a, it should be, I should be doing, right? So, yeah, let me know. I don't know if you've ever been laid off.

And if you had experience with a family member or something like that. Hola, Desi Guadarajara. I think change languages at the end. I think that you got to, you know, since you're not in control of the job market, just be active with it. It'll come, you know, there's a chance that it won't even happen for however long anyway.

But yeah. I mean, unless you got good money and you just don't really care. I mean, he mentioned severance package. It means he's got a little bit of time. I would say maybe if you feel burnt out, if you actually do feel burnt out, take at least a couple, two, three weeks to just be like, ah, maybe I'll take this little silver lining and then hit the ground running when I feel cleared up. But if you're going to do that, actually do it. Don't be like, ah, otherwise it's utterly pointless. You mean stress?

Yeah. Like don't half-ass you're taking off time to relieve yourself from the burnout. Like if you're capable of doing that, do it. But if you know yourself, I wouldn't be able to do that. If that happened to me, I wouldn't be able to be like, ah, you know what? I'm taking two, three weeks just to fuck kick my feet up and see how I feel, go somewhere or whatever. I would just not be able to relax. I'd be able to relax once I got something lined up.

But I would recommend if you can to do not what I'm saying. I would do. But if it's possible to do that. But yeah, it fucking sucks, dude. And honestly, this isn't going to make you feel better because why would it? But so many people I know are going through the exact same thing across all different kinds of sectors of jobs. It's just like, it's a fucking nightmare at that right now. It sucks.

But you got a good severance package. That's more than a lot of people I know can say. I guess it's annoying that he had his own company and then left it to do. Yeah. You know, but that's, I guess, kind of what happens. You could just do theater shows and do comedy. That's what I do. I make, you know, I make good money.

Yeah, I don't know if that's good advice at all. That's actually a fucking horrendous advice. Maybe start your own company again, dude. You're obviously young. Yeah, he is young, yeah. Yeah, it'll work out. You've done it before. Maybe that's on the table.

That's true. Yeah, that's true. You're obviously, I mean, you're a gun for hire, but you also can do it yourself. And you did it for four years. Yeah. it's a lot of it's a long time to sustain your own business i mean that's very very difficult um but yeah i mean if you can do that take some time off to wonder if they get laid i guess if they're getting laid off because of like well i always think about now it's it's AI but

i think right now a lot of people are getting laid off and people are being told to say i even when it's not it's like a great like uh yeah cover for it right um but yeah i i I'm not speculating about this guy. Well, but that, but yeah, I mean, I don't know. Like, I mean, Eric Griffin learned how to make a whole website on AI. Like, so he didn't hire a web guy. Visit BetMGM Casino and check out the newest exclusive. The Price is Right Fortune Pick.

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No. He just built it? Oh, I don't know. I don't know. I mean, you could use other things. I'm just curious. I don't know what he used. I thought he used Claude, but.

Yeah, you can do that. Haven't you done that? Yeah, I've been making crazy shit about Claude. Yeah. So like, yeah. You know, that's so ironic that everybody, you know, all the coal mines are shutting down. Oh, boohoo, learn to code.

And now it's like, that ended up being the worst fucking advice on the planet, dude. Oh, learning to code. You remember that, right? That was like a whole meme. It was like a thing people said, like, learn to code. That kind of job is over with now. Right, right, right, right. The future is coding, knowing how to code doing these kinds of things.

And now everybody that learned a code that took that advice, now is the first one to get cut by AI. So it's like, you never know what the fuck's coming. It's crazy. Wait, why? But why what? Where are they the first to get cut by AI? Because Eric Griffin can build his own website. Yeah, yeah.

Oh. I will say for important, like, no, I mean, the bottom line is developers are getting cut because, I mean, one developer can do the work of 20 now. Right. But a good one, I mean, you need to be, you can use AI to code. You need to fucking be able to check the code that it's writing to. Right. You still need to know how to code if you're going to be one of those people. Yeah, but it's one of 20 instead of 20.

Exactly. Which is enormous. And that's happening across the board. The fucking bullshit-ass thing that they would say is like, well, then they'll multiply the amount of, like, companies that get started, as if people just have, like, unlimited money to like companies. Right, right, right. Yeah, the utopian bullshit. That's the dumbest thing on the planet. And you're talking about developers, developers, developers, develop.

Steve Balmer reference. What's interesting is when he said developers, I was going to cut him off and do that. But I held off because I respect. I don't. You have no respect, and you just did it in the middle. I have respect. You literally bulldozed the middle of his thought. Matt's got a lot more respect.

No, that's not true. I respect you so much. You didn't even let him finish saying what he was saying, which is that I have more respect than you. I respect you so much that you get the real me. I interrupt. That is a thing you say in multiple domains of life. Congratulations.

You get the real me. That makes me want to roundhouse kick your head and have your head bounce off of your neck and off of the planet Mars. How it takes advantage on Dr. van Dam. Off of the planet Mars and then back onto Earth. Dude, first draft street fighter. Dude, I

Congratulations, you get to Real me. I interrupt. Now, why is that a gift? You're welcome. Dude, I'm kidding, but yeah, let's watch the developers thing, man. Good way to take us out.

What's that mean to play us out? Wait, what's that? That's the billow-rithy thing. All right. Developers, developers, developers, developers, developers. So sweaty? Developers, developers, developers. A baby.

A baby. Developers. Developers. Developers. Developers. Crying. Crying. Yes. Well, a Will Ferrell character. Oh, yeah. I mean, this is like,

my favorite developers is when he goes, Developers! By far. What are you going to say, Marker? It's like back when he's like global chief of sales and he was just the most, he was such a maniac. Yeah. It's so intense and like dedicated.

Does he own the clippers now? Yeah. Yeah. He does, yeah. Steve Ballsack? No, dude. Why don't you like that? Try a little harder.

There's no trying. No. Don't do it. No. Steve Ballsack, bro? Why not? Why not? I mean, it's fine.

You've got too many rules, dude. No, no, no, no. Let go of the rules. Chill, too, just, too, show. Let go of the rules. Being stupid is good. No, it is. I know that, dude.

You're talking to Mr. Stupid. But what's with all the rules? I don't know If you're Mr. stupid You should be okay With Steve Ballsack

I'm fine with it I'm just like We already All thought that already But it's good to say it dude All right You know

All right Comment below if you like Saying that I said Steve Ballsack Comment below if you like That I said Steve Ballsack And if you didn't like If you agree with Chris

That I shouldn't I mean Obviously everyone's going to say They liked it dude Fuck I don't know I mean maybe you're wrong No

No Dude, what's up with, why is he so, so sweaty? Because he's working hard, dude. When he goes, developers. That is creme de la creme word speechage. Yeah, that's great. Probably sure. All right, that'll do it, right?

Also, shave your head. So, yeah, but that's, yeah, don't get rid of the tough. Shave the ring. Appreciate shit like that at the end of videos, you know? I know. Nobody's ever gone to one of those. Nope, nope. I'll be in Las Vegas, be in Salt Lake City, be in Denver, be in Pittsburgh,

be in Brea, be in Washington, D.C., Miami, Louisville, Spokane. You'll not be in Vegas anymore. Oh, that, that, it'll be past Vegas? We'll have just, all right. Well, I mean, you, I guess it would be tonight, we'll be your, yeah. Were you performing on Sunday? I don't think so. I don't know, whatever.

Anyway, go to Chrissy.com, get tickets. Bye.