Lifeline - 216. C'est La Vie

Episode Date: June 14, 2026

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A lie down first class is, there's no question. It's way better than anything. Like when I'm going to Miami, I'm going to get that. I did actually. I'm going to Miami. I got shows there. Go to Krista.com. But regular first class is maybe the biggest rip.

where it's just a bigger seat. Yeah. Well, as long as there's comfort plus as well. If there's comfort plus, yeah. Comfort plus is fine. It's 100%. And the price difference is egregious. You think it's a status thing?

I mean, obviously it's at least a little bit of status thing. Getting first class when comfort plus is available is, well, I mean, there's rich people who it means nothing to. Of course, it doesn't mean anything, yeah. So there's that. But I think at a certain level, it's just a status thing. Yeah. No, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be do a comfort plus from now on.

Because, you know what? Because I sat also in, it's Southwest. And I'm fine, dude. I'm, you know what I mean? I'm like slender man. I'm beefy a little bit and I'm tall. But like, I can, I can chill, bro. The shoulders go on for days.

But besides that, the legs are fine. I just stick them under the first, the seat up front. The bulkhead sucks. People try to act like that's good. I'm the actual slender man. Yeah. I can fit anywhere. I haunt children.

Slender in, slither out. I shot children in the woods. Sing Pearl Jamming people's faces when I have panic attacks? Yeah. So it's, uh, yeah, and I'll also be in Pittsburgh. So nervous. And, uh, Salt Lake City this week. Oh, wait.

Yeah, I got one more show on Salt Lake City if you're listening to this tonight. Come out. Uh, episode 216, June 14th. Happy birthday to Gunna, Lucy Hale and boy George. I know who two of those three people are. Who's Gunna. I know all of them. I know.

I know you know who Gunna is. Gunna because I saw him at Arrowon. and that's not a reason to know he's the guy at Arawan he's a rapper he works there he's a rapper and I still'm at Air One

is he sick I don't like any of his music no but that's not my kind of music what is it like uh it's like sound cloud rap is it like yo sound cloud rap not really

is it like this is it like this is it like this yo bitch what's up bitch you're my motherfucking bitch that's what's up actually yeah That's pretty accurate. Thank you. That's, I mean...

That was a gun of song. Lucy Hale, I know. He's called you a bitch. And Boy George are now. Well, I don't know Boy George, but I... I actually honestly thought Boy George was dead. Oh. Well.

When's it going to be Man, George? Nice. I got a funny story about Boy George, actually. I'll save it for luxury. Okay. What did you say about Boy George? God. Oh, absolutely.

Boy George helped him out in a tough time once. And he just will not stand for slander. Yeah, he won't do that. What did you say about Boy, George? Shout out to Legends with a Z. Legends for sponsoring this show. Legends is a free-to-play social casino and sportsbook. Check it out at Legends.com.

That's Legends with the Z. And then go check my tour, Chris Leah.com. I'm going everywhere. That's old that part. But Denver, Pittsburgh, Brea, California, Washington, D.C., Miami, Florida. Louisville, Spokane. And I got my tour, my European tour, Tulsa. That's not Europe, but yeah.

Bob, I'm going there, though. Yeah, but you said my European tour, then you said Tulsa, which is... Oh, got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Then the European tour starts. Bing, boom, I'll do it for you. Portugal, Oslo. Well, we don't have to do.

I want to say, well, okay, but I was just say we don't have to. It's a lot of it. Copenhagen, London, Vienna, Austria, which is where Vienna is. Stockholm. Then back to the U.S. and A. U.S. and A. Ben Salem, Pennsylvania, yeah. A person. A person, Ben Salem.

Ben Salem. This hat is Ben Salem's in. So that's what I'm going. That's what's going on. That's what's going on. Subscribe to this YouTube channel, super good. And of course, subscribe to my Patreon. Patreon.com slash Matt DeLea.

We got the hottest. Did you know that we have the hottest and tightest community. Oh. On all of Patreon. Patreon. Patreon is great, but when you got the community popping, making friends, people meeting up and hanging out, sending pictures in the Discord, I'm like, love and laugh. I love and laugh. I'm bringing people together, dude.

Would you say it's tight-knit? I would say it's very tight-knit. Extremely tight-knit. The Discord literally is just like a constant everybody just, and it's love, too. It's love. What? Stroking each other. Yeah, it's all love, dude.

I mean, if you're looking for that, they'll be a mutiny. Get up in the Patreon, patreon.com slash monthly. They'll be a mutiny one day. There'll be a mutiny one day. No, it's a movement. Well, they're going to make a movement into a mutiny. The mutiny is movement, too.

But anyway, I, uh, wow, I was going to say something and I'm pissed. But I've been watching kids. Fear, dude. Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah. The first two episodes. Yeah. Yeah.

Is that all that's out? I think so, yeah. Although the person who cut my hair today said that there's four out, but I watched last night and couldn't find after two. So she was probably wrong. And I didn't want to tell her, you know, you do you do that? I was just like, yeah, I saw the second episode. She said, ooh, I'm on four.

And I'm like, oh, that's not out. And I was like, oh, wait, is it on, are there four? And she said, yeah, pretty sure. never take it as far as well and i just go like this oh i'll never take it further than you took it yeah ever ever ever yeah i don't either people do love to do that dude people go like now you know what i checked last night and it was actually two what are you doing yeah but um anyway maybe i am wrong but uh hobby b dude Harvey B done operation did it again dude this dude is unreal

Harvey B is fantastic he's good no yes no no no he is somebody's got to be wrong dude he is I said he's good no no no no no that's not enough he's fantastic bro this dude he's one of those actors that acts he's not even acting with his face bro it's behind his face and look De Niro's iconic

well it's so different he better not be exactly he's not trying to do that no he's being from Spain right you know and they reworked the whole story it's actually really interesting I love when they make TV shows out of movies because you can get into the characters when they do it good and you know

he's just God man that guy's that guy's great he's just great he is so so good man and I want to meet him Do you think he's sexy? Oh yeah. Me too.

I'm sexy too. Do you think that? Were you just trying to get to, you're sexy? Yeah, yeah. I was trying to get to what you think about me and my sex appeal. You're all right. Yeah, you're sexy to some people. I'm all right?

Yeah, to like a, no. What, dude? What a dick. Yeah, to a certain woman, you, you're sexy. Yeah, you have sexiness, yeah. But to a certain woman, you know, they go all, they would be like, oh, that's, that's, that's the guy. And that woman is like, you know, a barista in Echo Park. No, dude. Do we want me to go down on the list?

Do we got time? How long is this show? One hour. One hour. Actually answered me. We have 52 minutes left. You're, you're, you're, you're, the woman that is, is, is, is like, the third, the, the second hottest barista in intelligentsia in, uh, wherever, any intelligentsia. That's the hardest slam of ever, ever.

Who is? Oh helped them out in a rough position so long ago won't take any slender No I'm saying That's all I got to say to that

An experience would Would would prove no No I'm not saying History would prove no So you're a You're spouting a historical facts I'm not saying Nice to meet you

Nice to meet you Nice to meet you dude You're spouting a historical facts That's it most Dude, listen, listen, listen, listen. I'm not saying you don't get hot chicks. You have always gotten hot chicks. But the woman who is the most down for you and can't stop creaming is the second hottest barista at intelligentsia in Silver Lake, whoever that may be at the time.

She leaves, then it's the next second hottest. What's the hottest one doing? Oh, boy. Shouldn't ask. My man. Denzel Washington. Hey, what do you mean? What's the hottest doing?

My man. Dorkiest Denzel Washington. Dorkiest Denzel. Denzel Washington and Baum. Because that would be a dork, you know. So, but yeah, did you see the thing where Denzel Washington is walking and he does the thing where he lifts his arm up and he's walking and he's walking and he just lifts his arm up and he's walking and he just lifts his arm up and he's walking. walking against a wide shot and then he goes and hits the railing right before he walks in the thing. Is it in a movie?

Yeah. What movie? It was such a choice, dude. I don't know. He's king choice. Oh, bro. He starts the wide shot like this. King choice, dude.

He walks the whole way and then then arrives at the railing and goes. Dude, I actually did a whole movie club episode on my page on about how Denzel is king choice, dude. He is, it's un? Did you say King Joyce? Yeah. Oh, nice. It's choice. Actors make choices.

Yeah, no, no. And when you watch an actor and you think about how every actor's making a choice at every, every given woman, you realize how boring most actors are. Hobby B is not that way. Hobby B is not that way, I agree. But there are some actors where you're just like

every possible opening where you could have made a choice, you made a choice, and you are king choice. Obviously there's others like that. You're scared of me. At the end of day, Lewis is like that. De Niro was like that.

There's a handful, but. You're scared of me. What are you doing? Oh, is that, Hobby B? Dude. You ever been a woman? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. From the, wait.

It's the original, or that said the remake, the De Niro one. He's a woman, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He cuts off Nick Nolty in the middle of him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So good, dude. When he's hillbilly, and he talks about the hillbilly.

messing with him. Yep. You're scared of me. Oh, dude. Hobby B, man. You know what? I think they give him color contact lenses for it, which is a fantastic move. They really made them look great. Yes! Would you lay in bed with Hobby B?

Like if we were on a ski trip or something? I mean, you can invent that scenario if you want, but sure. I mean, it could be on a ski trip. Would you let Hobby B lay in your bed with you at your house? Yeah. Fuck yeah. I don't give a shit about that stuff. What do you think you guys would do?

Like not talk. But like you guys do you think it would be like face to face? No, no, no, no, no, no. You'd sit on your knees or something? No, I would just be laying, probably not looking. I would be the other way. I would be laying looking the other way. Oh, like an antisocial person?

You think he'd still talk to you? Hey, Chris. If we want to just talk, why are we in bed? I'm asking if you would have an intimate moment with Harvey. No, well, what do you mean intimate? Being in bed with someone's intimate. I don't mean like actually being intimate with them. physically. Zero gay shit.

Okay, man, relax. No, I'm just saying. I'm not asking. I shared beds with men before. Gay! I just say, you know, because that's, there's not another, like David Sullivan. Gay!

There's another bed around, you know? Yeah, no, I get it. I get it. I'm just wondering if you would do that with Hobby B, having never met him. Yeah. Oh, you know what? If he came over and he was like, Chris, let's get in bed together. And I said, I don't know.

He said, you're scared of me. You say, yes. at that point. Did you say, you want to do, I say, I say, I, I, if, if there's like five guys and four beds, or I'm sorry, and two, and two beds, five guys, two beds, five guys, two beds, four guys, two beds, okay? There's four guys, two beds.

And Hobby B is one of those guys. I'll be like, I mean, I'll just grab it with Hobby. Of course. Well, yeah, duh. I'll grab it with hobby. Yeah. I got dibs on hobby. Yeah, Hobby, where are you going to be?

You know what, I'll just over here. no thank you you're a scaring of mine um so you know that's what i would do anyway uh that's good the director's good i like it i'm not really an amy adams fan though i she's good but like i just don't ever care i was never really an idiot amy adam's fan yeah but i agree she's good yeah yeah yeah yeah but they may they majorly like resized her role right like she major yeah well now it's more about her right and not the nixie not the character. Yeah, which is why they cast Patrick Wilson.

Because he's the third lead. Yeah. Instead of Nick Noltee is the second lead. Wait, who's Amy Adams in that? The wife. She's the Jessica, Jessica Langrow. Completely, well, not even because it's like, yes, she's married to the guy. Samuel Button.

But she's the one who. Oh, did the thing. Yeah. Oh, interesting. And something happened. We don't know yet between, they're both lawyers. Yeah. But not in the Cape Fear one.

No, not the Niro. But they're both lawyers. and she was his defense attorney, and he was the prosecutor. And now they're married. They colluded. They did something bad. And in episode two, they just said this thing.

That's good. Yeah, it is good. And it's very, the way they do it is cool. It's also, they have two kids. Are there two kids in the Cape here? But it's about. Oh, wait, no, there's just Juliette Lewis. Yeah, it's about, they make it a boy.

They make it the boy. They make it the boy about how the boy is like, fuck my parents. I need a, it's, it's, it's, it's, way better because... A male father figure? It's way better. Yeah, yeah. And is there still the sexual attention

with the teenager? I think so. The girl, I don't know yet, but they didn't really have a thing yet. I mean, that's one in the most epic scenes. Yeah, it's also, you realize...

Cinema history, that one with De Niro and Juliet. You also realize that they're not... That's not something that they would fucking necessarily do in a movie right now. Well, they certainly wouldn't if... Juliet was 17 when they did that. Right. Which is crazy. They might if she was up legally.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but I'm saying... But it's still so intense to do that with a teenager and have it be like just... I mean, the scene is so creepy. I don't remember this scene. I mean, I fell asleep during it last night. I'm going to watch it. During the movie?

Yeah. You fell asleep during Cape Fear? Yeah, I can't. Are you got problems? No, I can't stay awake sometimes. I think there's no movie that I would be less likely to fall asleep to than Cape Fear. That one, that version of it. It's the least fall asleep to it.

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But did you, Juliaette Lewis was also the first person, they saw in the audition process for that role. What? And then they auditioned a ton, a ton, a ton of girls. Oh, she's great. And De Niro was like, what about that first girl we saw? She was just so good. Why don't we just go with her?

Oh, really? Yeah. She has a whole interview where she talks about that being like her sexual awakening. Dude, I have a, I mean, I have a longer story. I guess I'll save that for luxury. Yeah. I know her. She's the shit.

Yeah. I feel like I've met her too, but I don't know. Maybe not. You met her, but I know her. It's different. So did you want to look up when he goes, you're scared of me or no? I mean, we can do that if you really want to, but is that something we were allowed to do on this show? Just the one second of it, yeah.

But no, it's fine. But can we find? Why don't we do a... Let's do a submission, submission. Matt, Chris, what's up, guys? So back when Nosferatu was playing in IMAX, me and my girlfriend went to see it. And when we arrived at our seats, we noticed and clocked right behind us, there's a couple with two toddlers. Okay.

And of course, you bad parents, they're fucking and throwing up all over each other, blood all over each other at the end. So maybe, you know, don't bring them that, obviously. Oh, my God. Of course, the kids are running up and down. They're doing all kinds of crazy shit. And I keep trying to look. And at one point, I felt someone looking at me and I look up and little kids like over the

balcony looking down at me. Oh, my God. Again, giving hands like, hey, can get your kids. So next thing, you know, I hear retching, throwing up. Someone's throwing up behind me. And I go to look. And the. Mom is throwing up in a popcorn bucket.

Oh, my gosh. And I grab my girlfriend. I'm like, we got to move to different seats. We moved to different seats. They sat up there with that popcorn bucket for at least 30 minutes. Ew. Full of vomit. Just set up there.

Okay, so my question for you, I didn't say anything. Would you say something in that situation? I held my tongue, obviously. But anyway, also, how bitch is it when you're walking your dog and you accidentally drop the leash? And you're like punched over because they're still walking in front of pick it up? Hey, so bitch. Great, so bitch. Good wallpaper.

Before we get into the movie thing, I got a story just the other day. I was at a coffee shop. I'm walking back to my car and suddenly there's a husky with his nose just up my ass. In my crot. Oh, kinky. And I'm obviously surprised. And I look around. There's nobody really around.

And I'm just like, what the fuck? And then some guy starts running up the street and goes, he's nice. He's nice. It's okay. And I was like, okay. I mean, if you say so, I believe that your dog is nice. He's nice. He's trying to suck me off, so.

Yeah. But also he's running. So I'm like, this dog ain't nice. He's not that nice. Yeah, there's something. He's just trying to, like, calm me down or something. So the dog doesn't get crazy. And the guy finally catches up with us.

The dog's being fine. Just like kind of crazy running around me. Yeah. The dog runs away from him once he gets to me. Mm-hmm. And dude, in his hand was the dog's leash. The dog had a hand? Oh.

Okay? Okay, yeah. And the dogs are running away and it's running up to sidewalk. Uh-huh. And I can't even describe. It's like how when I do this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like that, but a real one.

It was so bitch. He, he said the dog's name. I wish I remembered it. Oscar or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he says, Oscar, Oscar, Oscar, get over here. And he throws the leash at the dog. Was it, was it, he was trying to

Like lasso him? No, he threw the leash at the dog. Let go of it. Why? I think to show to me that he... Dude, I don't know. I don't want to speculate. It made it way worse, though.

The dog ran in the middle of the street, and I was like, this guy's not getting this dog. Oh, my God. Just throwing the leash. Like, what? That's funny. Yeah. Anyway, uh, yeah, I would not.

Would I say something? I wouldn't. I definitely wouldn't say something about the toddlers. I mean, like, dude... I definitely wouldn't say something about either because I, don't want to get sick. And I don't want, I'm not going to get close to the person throwing up. So I would just move further away.

That's what I would do in that situation. And I'm confrontational. Yeah. I mean, it's tough though, because why would you bring your toddlers to no spherato? It's a scary. For a kid. Or really any movie. If Calvin saw that guy talking like the fucking, I mean, he would just, he'd be like,

it's for now. It's different now. He would be like, oh, I got to move out and actually get a job. He would be an adult. It sounds to me like they were even younger than that. Yeah. Well, yeah, toddlers, I guess. Yeah, I think I'm six.

Yeah. But if Calvin was four and he'd also have to get a job. I mean, just that, that's, that's insane. But don't bring your toddlers really to anything but a Lyle Lyle Crocodile movie. Even that's pushing it, of course. No, it's not. No, not that. But like, because you expect to go, you know, you expect madness.

Yeah, right, yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, for that kind of movie's crazy. Get a babysitter or don't go, don't go. Yeah. Get a babysitter or don't go. Don't go for so many reasons. Would you, but you still wouldn't say something? It was, it.

No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't. No, I would just charge it to the game of, oh, this is what it's like sometimes in public commitment to movies. This is the world, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I that is a scenario where I think I would not unless unless the toddler was actually physically doing something to me yeah yeah yeah then I would not say something when kids are involved you don't you know it's just they're kids do anytime kids around I'm just like let them be let him be let him would you say anytime kids around your sess lavi I don't know oh say lavi yeah interesting that right speak all the did you mean Cis lavi did you mean say it wrong? It has an S. Sorry, I go S. Slavi. Okay, but did you mean to say it wrong? I am phonetic. The way I speak. It is mostly phonetic. Did you think that that's how you said it? I don't know. Dude, you thought, no, I don't know if I thought that. SESlavi? I don't know if I thought that. I'm just saying what I'm saying. I didn't, you're putting words in my mouth. You put the words directly in their mouth and then it came out of them. Yes. So that is true. I did say Setslavi, but now you're saying, don't know if you keep in mind that this is a comedy podcast and you never know if I do something to be funny or it's probably because of that. Am I allowed to ask you? Yes. Were you being funny?

But you if you ask me if I'm funny and then I say yeah, I was joking. That's not funny anymore. And if I if I am dumb, then that's a real, that's shitty. Okay. So you were dumb about it. You don't know. You don't know. You don't know. Seslavi. Sislavi, dude. Sislavi, dude. Hey, do you guys, have we talked about when... I quit, he runs away. What movie, I think you got, I want to say you guys were at like, get shorty with your dad? No, it's casino. What?

Casino. Yeah. Casino. From my dad with my dad. I thought of it the whole time. Yeah. So do you want to talk about that? Oh, Therapy!

Chris Farley! Chris Farley! I mean, it's a great story. My dad took us to see Casino. Casino came out in 1995. I was 11 and you were 14. 15, probably. And behind us was this couple.

Very behind us, not right behind us. Really? Yeah, it was like a few roads back. Okay. And they were just... I don't know. You know what? It's so long ago, how the fuck do I know?

Yeah, muttering and loud enough for my dad here. Sorry, it was right behind us. Yeah. But when he said something, they were... Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, go ahead. Ruining the end of the story. But, so the whole time throughout the whole movie,

I was completely unaware of this, but this. So was I, by the way. You were? Yeah, no clue. I didn't hear a single word of this. I was just enraptured and traumatized by what was happening on. Well, how old were you 11? That is pretty crazy.

But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but I had seen Goodfellas by then. I know. And also we make, my, my dad was in the movie business and we kind of knew. I mean, I had seen way, way more fucked up. Really? Wow. That's pretty fucked up. Yeah.

I mean, maybe not. You watched fucking irreversible. What is it irreplaceable? Irreversible. Reversible. When I was going to get reversible when I was five. No, but I'd seem like, you know, fucking total recall or whatever.

It's like adult, adult shit. Right, right, right. And the whole time that the couple was muttering, oh, look at this family of the year, bringing their kids to this movie, shit like that. Just like total judgmental, loud enough for my parents to hear, but, you know, quiet under their breath, bullshit.

Pass up regressor shit. And my dad bit his tongue, the whole movie. And also, put it this way, that is an Italian man watching casino. For three hours. So he's, he's right in it.

He's just like, you know, he's turning into, these motherfuckers saying something by my family. Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah. It's building. It's triggering him.

Triggering the Italian American. Out to line you don't cross. And the credits roll and everybody gets up to go. And suddenly my dad, who is, the what, maybe most even tempered person you've ever met? It's the only time this has ever happened.

That I've seen. And it, yeah. And they're walking out, and apparently, as I remember, they said, look at this, parents of the year. At the end, at the end. And they walk out and as they're walking out, and my dad says, oh, you want it, you think you can raise my kids? You think you, you raise kids better than me, right?

He says, this is dad, dad, and the thing, that he ends up saying is, and I know this because after it, I thought, don't ever forget that he said exactly that. It was the woman doing most of the talking, which is, yeah, yeah, what are you? And she was like, yeah, well, maybe I should, maybe I should, you know, and the, and the husband was just like, kind of hustling around about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go. And my dad said, uh, um, and, uh, yeah, yeah, get out, whatever. For, the way I remember it is he said something like, and correct, I know what I'm wrong. Okay. Yeah. It was, it was. It was. It was, it was. It was, don't tell me how to raise my kids, you fat fucking pig.

And if your husband had any balls, he'd turn around and fight me. Almost, right? Yeah, almost, yeah. What was it? He said, and if your husband had any balls, he'd come over here and fight me, you fat pig. That's what, okay. That was the actual quote. Yeah.

Fuck yeah. And Matt and I were like, I literally was like, why is dad being Joe Pesci? We didn't know. We didn't know what happened. Why is dad Joe Pesci is what I was thinking? How much of that do you think? happened because it was the movie casino. Did he just watch and downloaded all of that and was like...

Yeah, I know, right. Three hours fucking long. People's head or in a vice. The Holy Spirit of Joe Pesci, yeah. Yeah. How much of that was in place? Like, if we were watching a fucking Will Ferrell movie, what do you think? Well, of course that wouldn't have happened.

You think so, actually? No chance. No chance. That's hilarious, dude. That's so funny. What if we were watching Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, and he ran all the top of the seats of the fucking movie and just started

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I don't like that movie though. Oh, no? No, I'm not an Angley fan. I've never liked an Angley movie. Dude, I'll never forget, speaking to Angley, one of the most baller things Chris ever did. Not you, Chris, that Chris. We went to see, do you remember this?

We went to see Life of Pie. And in the opening credits. Is that the Indian movie? What's like a Indian movie? It's about an Indian boy. Okay. And, And in the opening credits, you literally just said it was like this slow, majestic, like, nature, whatever the fuck, CGI bullshit opening.

I mean, the movie's terrible. Yeah, one best picture, right? Probably. And he literally goes, ah, fuck this. It gets up and leaves. That's all he said. And then what? He left.

I was going to say, I don't remember seeing that movie. Oh, wow. Well, yeah. You didn't see it. Wow. Did you watch it? You stayed? I watched the whole thing.

That's hilarious. Where did he go? I don't know. That's even, I mean, I walk out of movies at the drop of a hat. I'm surprised I didn't walk out of that one. Yeah, but not back then, right? No, back then was my peak. That was your walkout?

Those were your walkout days? I even walked out of a Denzel movie. That's like a sin. I walked out of unstoppable. But the quickest I've ever walked out of a movie was first man. I walked out of a first man in the first eight minutes. Well, I, How?

How? How do you not give it more of a shot than that? Here's how. Opening. Sequence is kind of cool. It's just him going to speak. I mean, it's cool. He says it's cool.

Brief, so it's cool in the beginning. But then it cuts to NASA and in a bunch of blue rooms and people spinning around and NASA stuff doing astronaut training stuff in like that cool blue green thing.

Yeah, I would have been walked out to. And Kyle Chandler's walking around like with a whistle around his neck and I'm just like, what is this? Yeah. Yeah, not today. And then the very next scene is Ryan Gosling, sheepishly approaching a woman's door and knocking on it.

And I'm just like, oh, not today. Bye guys. Yeah, not today. It wasn't for me. Not today. Major exodus right there. First man, fucking first exit right there. Yeah.

Anyway. You see the Holy Mary movie or Hail Mary movie? I mean, it has no idea. Worst movie roundtable show in history. The Ryan Gossick movie. You see the Holy Mary. The Holy Mary. Project Hell Mary?

Nah, I didn't see that. You know why? I'm not a fucking dork. Okay, well. I'm also not fucking 12. Nice to beat you. It's not a movie for 12 year olds, you know? I understand.

I understand what you're saying. I know what you're saying. I know what you're saying. You know, I still don't know what the alien looks like. I read the whole book and I still haven't seen the alien in the movie. You haven't seen the movie yet? No. Are you going to?

The book was okay. Why did you read that? Because when a movie comes out, I go, let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. But then you're not seeing it? I will see it. I will see it. I got to be in the right mood.

Well, you need to be on a plane to Miami. Yeah. Yeah. Or like, you know, I'm on my cape for your shit, you know. I'm in my horror movie kind of thriller shit. I'm often on my horror movie thriller shit. And I got to watch a fucking Ryan Gossing. We raise a long hair.

I hate when they do that shit. Oh, man. Did you see it? He's a teacher. I did and, uh... You guys loved it, right? I cried. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's what it looks like, though. You cried. You're a fucking pussy. Yeah. Yeah. I know many adults who saw it. Everyone said that right. Are like, are like, this was like a...

The kind of movie we grew up on, but for real. And I'm just like, cool, I'm fucking 40, dude, relax. I don't care. That's how I feel about that. Not shitting on the movie. Yeah, it's probably great. I'm not seeing it. I'm 40.

I'm gonna see it. It's like birthdays, dude. I don't think I'm 40 you know Okay, so you want to do another submission? Oh, by the way, before we do that, we want our audience to know that we have respect for them. Yes.

Because in the comments we noticed people didn't like the live call segments. Did they really not? We listen. I said it. I said it so it's true. I don't. We did it work.

I said it together. I said it so it's true. If I saw that, I said it so true. I would suggest we only do live calls. I do the opposite. I don't fucking bunch for anyone. I said it so it's true. And we listened.

We heard you. We respect you. We do stuff for the audience. And we... Kristen, that's what he wants. We rerouted our... Chris Delea is still taking live calls. I'll take live calls.

When I'm done here, I'll take a bunch of live calls. Yeah, I'll not. the way home on FaceTime. Okay. Well, enjoy yourself. Yeah. But yeah, we listened and heard and changed. And I want to go on record saying, I didn't know this.

And if I had known this and had more foresight, there would have been more live calls. Because you don't fucking tell me what to do, man. You don't tell me what to do. 12. Oh, dude. That's why I would probably like that movie. What movie? Twelve.

Project Calmerie. Oh, coming. All right, yeah, sorry, we can do another one. I just want to say that. Hey, Matt, hey, Chris, Josh here. Going to keep it short. Looking for some advice on what you would do if you get news that your dreams might not be realized for work.

I just got word that I failed, a polygraph that take me from my word, I did not lie on for a police application process. I've been trying to be a cop for almost 10 years now, almost 32, and it's just not working out. I have a job that I like very much in cybersecurity, but I keep getting this itch that I want to be a cop, but maybe that's just not meant to be. So what would you guys do?

I appreciate you both. Wow, so he's saying he didn't lie. Polygraphs are fucking blunt, dude. Out and say a thing that is known by everyone? Yeah. Well, not every, no, not everyone. Okay, polygraphs are basically bullshit. Yeah, they're bullshit, dude.

Why would the cops fucking use that? By the way, they wouldn't use it for evidence. They can't lose it for evidence. So why the fuck would they use it for the interview? That's really weird. That's very weird. Yeah. That sucks, bro.

But what the fuck did they ask him on a polygraph? Bro, I would. Have you ever committed a crime? You know, even if he has. You could be a fucking cop. I would never take a polygraph, bro. I would never. I would never.

What? Think about it, though. What could they even ask him that would disbar him from the... Well, they ask you a bunch of shit on it. But think of a question that... Have you ever committed any crimes? There's definitely one. And if you say no, and then they go look back at your record...

And it's true. And it's true. They can't be... What is this fucking minority report? They can't be like, yeah, you actually did. It looks like you lied. It looks like you lied. You sure you didn't lie?

Because I got the meme ready. And they go, I didn't lie. And then they hold out of me and the dogs are like... I mean, you know? They imagine? Most unsurious application ever. But that, that should be illegal. Higestion's police department.

That should be illegal. legal. Yeah, I know. Well, they can't use it for evidence, so they shouldn't use it for an interview. Period. Full stop. That's crazy. It's crazy to me that he's been working on being a cop for 10 years. Like, God, of course. How's that possible?

You know who the last guy last guy who this was the fucking the dude who became a fire marshal and burned of Southern California in the 80s? Remember? He can become a cop? No. Who's

that point of origin is the book. And then they made an Apple TV show with Egerton, Taryn. I don't know. It's a real story about, I'm pretty sure you would know. John Leonard. No, no, no. The serial arsonist.

Is that his name? Yeah. Huh. Okay. Yes, it is, yeah. And he, okay, so point of origin, hold on, was the movie. So what the, whatever the book? The book is like King of Fire Starter or something.

Firestarter. I know that book. No, Firestarter is the fucking movie with, that is not the book the book is John letter or Orr is what is the guy that's why I didn't John Orr, John Orr, yes John Orr, yeah put the Orr book

Points of Origin is what it is That's what the book is But this guy wanted to, you don't know that this guy? This guy wanted to be a cop His whole life And he failed the Polygraph Well I don't know if he failed to polygraph But he did fail the mental test

Okay. And he and it and it and because he was obviously, they were right about that one. I remember the book. And then so he could only get to be, he couldn't even get to be in the fire. No, he was a fire captain. He was a, no, he was a. The one I know is that he was a fire captain while he was a fire captain starting fires so that he could solve. But I don't think he was a fire captain.

It's called points of origin. I know. He would figure out where the fire started and people were like, why is he so good at figuring that out? And this guy, Phil Langtree, was like, that's shady, and he looked into it. Yes, this is that guy. Now I know exactly what I'm on. He set fires and then saw the-

Yep, he set fires with an incendiary device, he would put matches with a- While he was fire captain. Yeah. Was he really fire captain? Yes. That's the whole thing. He's the thing, man, I know he worked for the fire department. I didn't know he was the captain because I thought he was the arson investigator.

That's what I thought he was. I didn't think that he was an actual captain. I thought he was with the fire department. Damn, dude, the pillow pyro? Yeah, dude, that's the pillow pyro. A wrestler. But he was the guy, he was allowed to carry a gun. He was like one of the only firemen that allowed to carry a gun.

I don't think he was a captain, dude. But he was allowed to carry a gun. There you go. It just said on the last page that he was. Whatever. But anyway, he could carry a gun and he treated it like he was a cop because he always want to be a cop. And he would like, he had this.

Yeah. And so. That guy's got so many. But the dude killed, I mean, so many people. Awful. I read that book Dad had that book Yeah I read it

Yeah I read it because dad said it was good And then And you called somebody a fat pig And told him her husband Yeah I think that was way later But no I actually Might have been running at the same time actually Hmm

Kind of makes you think But uh Born in Glendale dude Went to Eagle Rock High He's a neighborhood boy South Pasadena fire In 1984 Keep going

Is he still alive? He's got it Probably You know what he's a piece of shit So he's probably a alive, yeah. Yeah, I know. I know. So he, so hold on a second. Of course he's alive. Yep. Well, hold on. He's a piece of shit. He's alive. And go up. He only got 30 years, which is really crazy. Oh, wait, plus 21 years. Never mind. So he's still in jail. Yeah. That's, yeah. That's crazy to only get. Oh, only four fatal victims. I thought he killed a ton of people. Okay. But yeah, I mean, so much damage. And then, but he wanted to, so he lit these fires and then he went to go, be like, I think I know what happened. So he would feel like the fucking man. And it was like, wow, it.

This guy's amazing. And then he got caught. Do you know why he got caught? Because he was writing a book about a fictitious character that did this. It's amazing how often that specific thing happens. It's, hey, people, you want to get caught. He was writing a book about a guy, not him, who was doing everything he was doing. I mean, that's pretty damning evidence.

That's like literally basic instance. That's the plot of basic instinct. And then he said, he was like, yeah, I did that because I wrote it because I thought it was cool. And what if I did, what if the person was doing that? I wrote it after. OJ Simpson, OJ Simpson, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, if I did it. Is that really what, did OJ?

Yeah, I know. I know. I know. What is that? Bring that book up. Didn't OJ Simpson write a book called If I did it? Yeah. Something like that.

But there's nothing crazier to me. this had to be a money I mean I had to be a money thing but the fact that he would look at the full title if I did it Confessions of the Killer But it's just a provocative

title where he goes on to say If I did it I wouldn't have been able to do it Because of this this and this I understand I fully get that it's a defense of himself But yeah Hey don't write that book

Here's what I like about it though Publication History Initially scheduled for release in 2006 2006 but canceled due to public backlash. Copies of the original manuscript leaked online in 2007, the Goldman family later published an annotated version

adding their own commentary and evidence. So the Goldman's won. They put out a book but with an X over if. I think they might have done something similar to that. Like they totally just fucking took his shit all over them. Yeah. Yeah.

That's fucking crazy. I always felt so fucking bad for Fred. No, Fred Goldman. Ron, well, Ron was a guest on my favorite talk show of the 90s called Studs. He was one of the potential studs. Isn't that weird? Damn. He was a stud.

I don't even know what that is. Ron Goldman was a stud. I don't know what studded. Nice to meet you. Studs was a talk show where, what? Loves of meeting people. God, this poor guy. just the unluckiest motherfucker in the world.

The one who got murdered? Yeah. There he go. Studs. There he is. So that guy on the end, that guy hosted like one out of every five talk shows. Yes. There would be two guys and three women that would go on dates with each of the guys.

Okay, whoever is on the left, that's not Ron Goldman, right? Don't move it. But that's him. That's not Ron Goldman, right? The one with the slick back hair, you're right, is Ron. Yeah. Okay. So the one on the left, it has the number one outfit that someone who's shitfaced is.

wearing. I mean, you can't, you put that album outfit on, immediately your shit face. You have no beers, your shit face. Shit face chic. Yeah. Anyway, uh, yeah. So, wow. So that's a cool detour. Do another one. Delia's, hello. Hello. Uh, yes, there's a hat on the wall. Yes, I look like a mess. I have kids. You don't have two. My girlfriend has one. My girlfriend's the best in the world. abuses of reading it she's making it. We are great together. Everything is awesome.

Love her to death. Doesn't know how to turn off the sound machine. Oh. I know this is a small issue. I have a lot of small issues with lots of small things. I don't know how to turn off

the anger inside when I have these issues. And it's a problem. I know that it's a problem. I don't need to bring up the issue. and I do it anyway. And I know ahead of time, you don't need to do this. But you gotta.

I do that. Any advice would help. Appreciate it. Love you guys. Bing bong, bing bong, indeed. I kind of do that. Bing bong indeed.

Nobody's ever said that in the history of the world. Bing bong indeed, my friend. Bing bong indeed. You know what's interesting about me now? Oh, God, you know. I'm a really peaceful guy. Oh, yeah? And everywhere I go, peace follows.

What do you think? And everywhere I go, piece of ass follows. Everyone's fucking chasing me. I'm so attractive. Okay. What do you think about what I said, though, too? I don't think that's true at all. No?

Nice to meet you. Acquiesced to it immediately. That's peace, though, you know? You disagree? Nice to meet you. It's all good. Yeah. That's cool.

We met a long time ago. I want the new me. Yeah. Well, cool, man. I mean, that's cool. You know, you're like that guy that Sam Jackson talks about in, Pulp Fiction. The Kung Fu guy?

Yeah. Just walking to Earth. What a good movie, huh? Yeah. So good that it ruined so many movies after that. Oh, dude. I always say that. There's so many movies like that.

Seven did that. Seven did that. Yeah. A lot of, honestly, Fight Club did that. Yeah, Fight Club for sure did that. Yeah. Great movies ruin movie making for a long time.

And I'm afraid that the success of, and I didn't see this, but backrooms and obsession, I think that that's going to ruin. Hollywood for a while. Because they're internet things. It might, yeah. Yeah, it might. It might.

And now they're gonna make like fucking chocolate rain, the biopic. I mean, I would watch that before I'd watch back rooms, but I know what you mean. Just fucking chocolate rain in the preview. It slowed down like a Jordan Peel movie. Chocolate rain. God, remember that, dude?

I'll never forget that. That guy. I came to that late too. Same, same, same. Really? Yeah. Probably same time. Way late.

That guy's mad interesting. What's he up to? What's his life now, you know? Chocolate rain, bro. The way he is in between singing. Oh, it's the best. Is why it's so good. That's the most sense he I've ever seen and it's great.

He's like, this is why I did with my voice. Chocolate rain. You know, it goes right into it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like he's a vocal coach. Like he's fucking Luther Vandross? He kind of is, though. I mean, you know.

With the voice? How does he do that? No. Luther Ventures is fucking amazing. Okay, but the chocolate ring guy's doing, isn't he like 12? I don't think he's 12. Pull it up.

Taye Zonday. I guess. Knows him by name. That's cool. Taye Zonday is fucking our age. Yeah. That doesn't surprise me, bro. But wait, when did the video come out?

He was young in 2007? The video came out in 2007, yeah. Yeah, I guess it makes sense, yeah. Okay, so he wasn't as young as I thought, but is he, is that like the only thing for? him? Is he like just that's his thing? Oh no dude he was the bad guy in fucking the new James Bonders? Yeah no yeah

that was the only thing he did. I mean I don't know it looks like he did a little bit more well I mean yeah like what do you do after you go on like toch point oh you know? It's kind of the end end of the road uh anyway nothing fucking whatever uh what the fuck were we talking about? uh we were talking about a peaceful I'm but before yeah oh the end Anger the guy.

Anger's a trip. Why? Anger's a trip, man. Anger is a gift. No, no, not necessarily. Well, they say anger is the thing, is the thing that covers all the other things. Secondary emotion.

Yeah, it's secondary emotion. Secondary emotion. Underneath that, you're frustrated or embarrassed or ashamed. Not me. Not me. Maybe, I'm not saying you're ashamed, but like these are things that,

Anger covers. Sadness. Sadness. Oh, yeah. Big time, big time, big time, yeah. But why you get angry that you can't turn a sound machine off is, and I don't think therapies for everyone. So hold on.

I don't think therapies for everyone, but I'm going to go on on a limb and say you should be in therapy. Go ahead. But you, you, he said his wife can't turn off at sound machine? I was confused. Yeah, I was confused. Can you clear that out? I thought he said his wife, yeah.

After that, it sounded like he said he can't put he. Yeah. I think it's his wife. I think it's his wife can't do it and he's upset with his wife. It doesn't matter. We don't know what you can. But either way. Either way, don't get mad for it.

Why? Too mad. Here's a while we'll go with it. Even sticking with the anger, you get angry, you can't control that, whatever. Even if you can't control it. Some people say you can, you can try different things. But let's say you can't. Shut the fuck up.

Don't bring it up. Like don't. leak in don't leak your poison gas into the fucking atmosphere it's always going to make it worse and you fucking know that so if you know that why do you do it that's the question to focus a line from proxiailmeria the whole thing that's that's that's the question you need to focus on you don't need to figure out why you're angry as much as you need to figure out why you need to let the anger fucking pipe burst and fuck everything up for everybody else why why why do you do that why must you do that Why do you insist on doing that?

I don't have the answer because I'm not you, but there is an answer and you have it. I used to be like that too. It's the only reason I'm speaking so specifically about this. And then what? I realized that the anger is mine. I don't need to put that on everybody and ruin their time too.

That's so deeply unfair, especially if it's people you care about. So what is it, how did you go from one to the other? Practice. I mean, like anything else, yeah. Practice trying not to, you know, you're not going to be perfect every time. Of course. But when those moments where you actually do do it, recognize the reward that you feel.

Like you, oh, look, my girlfriend would have been fucking miserable or even scared or just upset in one way or another if I let it leak into the room. And I didn't. And now look, victory. Ha, ha, these are good things. And, you know, that's how you start to get toward the thing you're trying to get toward. You don't just stop being angry. If you sit around being like, why am I angry? I got to stop being angry.

Guess what? You will never stop being angry. That's not how that shit works. If you're anxious, you can't stand around being like, why am I anxious? I got to stop being anxious. That's not going to be how you stop being anxious. You got to fucking start to practice different things out into the world, see if it works. And when they do work, let that be a reward and revel in it like a fucking,

nice little piece of chocolate. Like a nice little treat. Enjoy your little treat that you gave yourself. I understand. Yeah. Yeah. It's weird though. Angers is just so weird because it doesn't, it only affects you until you explode. And then it really only affects you most anyway.

So it's... No, man. If you explode with anger, you fuck everybody up around you. Well, no, you do. But I'm saying the... You're fucking your whole life up. You're fucking your life up because you fuck their life up. It's like you're in control of it.

You don't have to do all that stuff. But yeah, I get it. Sometimes I can't, I got to say something. And sometimes I'm like, I'm not going to say something. Maybe I'll say it a little later, but I'm going to say it nice. And they say it nice. It still turns into an argument. You know why?

Because you're angry. Yeah, I know. Yeah. It's that's sensible by the person you're talking to. I know. So just fucking sit on it. Is that from one of your specials? No, it's Al Pacino.

It's actually Alpacino? It's actually Alpacino? What does he say that? That's from Al Pacino in. And I want you to sit on it. What is it from? Dude, he's a, is it from good Gary O'clock? He's also King Choice, dude.

Him and Denzel. Yeah. Just the tippy top of King Choice. Oh, it's two for the money, dude. Oh, there it is. He's got some big winners in that way. I put a tray out there. Yeah, that.

You didn't have to shove a fucking apple in your mouth. And sit on it. That's what he did. That line is, holy shit. We saw it together in the theater. We died, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We died.

Can you play that part? Does he mean he's a pig? No, he's saying I put things on a platter with a pig, with an apple in its mouth, and you basically fucked it all up. It was on a platter and you fucked it up. Got it. Idiot. We can't really watch us here, huh?

No, no. We'll do luxury. God, it's... Wow, I forgot about the sit on it one. The sit on its gray, yeah. Yeah. Except for one of your specials. I thought that you did a whole thing

about it was a long time ago. Yeah. Kobe beef or whatever. Yeah. That's what I'm mixing up. Yeah. Wow. Do you know how to make a Kobe B?

Yeah. Kobe steak. Dad, we put catch with me? Do you know how to make a Kobe steak? Look, I'm wearing shorts. Look at that. Oh, you wear shorts?

But these are different because they're short shorts. Nice to meet you. Guys fucking, just Tourette's syndrome. Why is that funny to me, dude? What do you mean? Not to be like this, but we've been doing that forever. Nice to meet you. Why is it?

It's always funny, right? Your leg is like a different color. Yeah, but then what? Then the rest of your body. Legs. Yeah, because I'm starting to wear short shorts and my body's catching up. Forgive me. I'm sorry.

Fucking sue me. Take me to court. Just talked about how he doesn't get angry. Ha ha ha ha ha! Um, anyway, uh, do another. I put a tray out there. That's, yeah, wow. It's really good. He's so good, dude. What's going on, guys? My question is, what is the music volume etiquette when driving with another person?

My ex love to blast it. And I kind of like to have it on in the background and just talk. So what do you guys think is the perfect volume? Well, first of all, I want to congratulate you on having a voice that would be a host on something that the discovery channel had. I want to just, we got to say that because that's the elephant girl. You want to address that. Congratulations for having the voice of somebody on either on some discovery show or it could be even on YouTube where you're talking about animals or science to kids. And if that's not your job, then you missed your calling. No, well, but the thing is, is it 100% is this job.

So congratulations on having that job and the voice. Congratulations on having a job many people, really a lot of people would want. Yeah. And you have that job. Right. Because you have that voice. Right. And it's a given because you have that voice.

Right. Thus, you have that job. Really, really congratulations. It's really great of you. Good for you. What was the question? Was it a question was, uh, oh, about music. Yeah.

I listen to no music, so. It's off. Off is the best point. Your girlfriend wanted to blast it because she thinks you're fucking boring. Take that to heart. Second of all. Like any Discovery host, channel host. Yeah.

Did you know, you know, that's what you did to her? But I agree with you that if I'm in a car with someone, I don't want fucking in bloom to just be like blaring. You know, I want it to be like a little bit underneath potential conversation. You know what I'm saying? I don't want it on a roll. Okay. Well, you're a fucking weirdo about music, and everybody knows that.

Yeah, I guess so, sure, yeah. Who, what percent, honestly, what percent of the world do you think agrees with you about music? I have that thing, though. What's that mean? What's the fucking misothelioma? No, no, that's from smoking? What's that from? But the, the music, the thing where I don't like.

Oh, misophonia? Yeah, whatever that is. I have that. But there's just no question. I just don't like it, dude. I listened to... But you do like some music, so... Yeah, but it's a very...

I got it to be in a certain mood, very rare. I'll listen to... I literally will listen to one song or two songs. You know why I think you don't like music? You don't like feelings. I used to think it was that in it very well, maybe. And... And I don't like when...

You know, and I don't... I'm not saying it manufactures the feeling, but I don't like it when I'm not sad about something. life's going on. And then I hear, you're beautiful. And then I got to think about, and then it makes me sad.

It pulls out of feeling it out of it. And you could say, yeah, but that's how you feel. It's just accessing those emotions. I don't want to be fucking listening to this bullshit right now. So we have control issues.

We have feeling, we have avoidance. And we have misophonia. Nice to meet you. Yeah. I sing good if you ever want. You know, you're the worst singer.

You're one of the worst singer. If you ever want, like, emotional range. Anger. I can hit sadness. I can hit joy. I can hit it. Everyone is sad when you're saying, yeah. I can just do the whole fucking spectrum.

Gammon. Whatever you want. You are, you're one of the worst things I ever heard in my life. And thank God you don't want to do that, you know? No, dude, what's funny is, no, listen. Okay. I agree that I'm not a good singer. Right.

But hold on, let me pull back. Okay, yeah, okay. I'm not a good singer. Right. But I think that when I sing, I move mountains. Well, that's what makes you bad. That's the thing that makes you one of the worst. I think that when I sing, people's souls are touched.

I think I-lested. I think I reach out and touch them, and they are moved. And I think that someone like, who's got a great voice? no fucking... Pavarotti. Poverati. I mean, well, obviously, I'm not on his level.

Come on, that's going to give me a break. But like Kelly Clarkson, no. Okay. No, I sing better than Kelly Clarkson. No, that's crazy. Kelly Clarkson is a great singer. Right. Okay.

Okay. But she doesn't touch souls. No, that's insane. I touch souls. Kelly Clarkson, 100% touches souls. Not in the way I do. Because of you. That one?

Not in the way I do. no way you do yeah you you you fucking send souls to hell when you sing the the worst singer in the world by the way thinks they're a good singer i don't think i'm a good singer i just said that you said you're not a great singer okay yeah no i said i'm not a good singer thinks that they could carry but you know uh fucking uh is jackson pollick good at portraits no is jackson pollock one of the most epic painters of all time yes worst analogy no the the most prime analogy possible, dude.

That's me as a singer. I'm the... That's me as a singer. I'm the Jackson Pollock of singing. Take that to the bank. Nice to meet you. So many sayings. Take that to the bank.

Nice to beat you. Takes one and no one. I... Remember the movie Pollock with Ed? Of course. For some reason, I think about that all the time. Oh, really? Yeah.

It was like a passion project. He directed it. Oh, yes. He did direct it. Is Jacob Vera's birthday? How much of a fucking asshole is Ed Harris? Well, yeah, but he's one of those guys where it's like... But like bursts of it.

Like, he'll burst with anger. And then kind of forget it happened. Well, but he's one of those guys you kind of... I don't know. You kind of just are like, yeah, that tracks and it's okay. Do you know what I'm saying? Not that it's okay. I feel like on set, like if he's with an actress and she gets her line,

wrong and he'll just be like, you got it wrong, you fucking bitch. And then like he'll expect things to just move on as, because he kind of to him, it's like gone. In a middle of acting. But like Marsha Garton's crying. In a middle of acting on someone else's coverage, and he will be doing his lines too for the actor who's being covered. And he he 100% has at that moment seen somebody take something from craft service that was the last one of them and he said that one's mine go ahead keep going to marshal gate hardon a hundred percent he's done that he said the cheesecake is mine the last one's mine why you're giving him a fucking new york accent he kind of has one does he i mean not really but he's got that tough guy thing you know he definitely that's how he kind of sounds

he has a tough guy thing he well there's that famous fucking clip of him at the history of violence uh press conference you know what i don't remember oh dude he goes what what what what's a violence what oh yes oh and he smashes the fucking and everyone's just like i don't know what you're getting at you know and he thinks he made a point of shit you know his violence once she takes my cheesecake and i can't i'm busy working when she knows the last piece of cheesecake mine mine's all right well that's great i'll be in i'll be in i'll be in denver i'll be in pittsburgh i'll be in Miami. I'll be in Louisville. I'll be in Brea, Washington, D.C. Go to chrously.com, get tickets. I'll be there.