Lifeline - 217. The Start of Stopping

Episode Date: June 21, 2026

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Yeah. Although Tom Cruise did play an Irish guy. 92. So he did, you know, I remember when that movie came out. I remember being alive when that movie came out. And like, I was a 12-year-old thinking like, oh, what's this all about? I watched it when I was nine. Is that hat like $900?

The one I'm wearing? Yeah. Let me tell you about the hat. It's $5. Funny you should ask. Look up John Travolta new look, can. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we did see this.

I mean, the fact that there's holes in your hat, you know? Well, his is his knit? Is his knit? Well, he's got a bunch of them. Go in. He's got like eight of them. Zoom in. Anyway, everybody knows, everybody who knows me knows,

I'm Mr. John Travolta. Well, I think he's Mr. John Travolta. I'm Mr. John Travolta 2.0. And everybody in my Patreon knows that. one of the members of my Patreon knits hats, knits things. And she was like, I wanna make you a John Travolta style beret. Oh.

And I was like, you will make my life complete. If you do that, it arrived today. And I have a note along with it. She's a sweetheart. She writes, Matt, thank you for making my crochet dream come true. Stoked to be a part of this group of lovely people in the Patreon group. Can't read.

and then some kind of yay thing. And then you're the best and I love you and signed Jersey. Can I see it? Jersey, thank you so much for the hat. Tell me you like me hat. I wonder if this is the person that was going to make. Now I'm John Travolta 2.0 and that's that. All right.

Well, that's cool. I don't know. Do you think John Travolta would agree with that? I think he would smile and say, you know what? If you think you're John Travolta, 2.0 because you're wearing that hat and you'd be going like this because that's how he stands now because he's the director he would say I agree what's he stand like that what's the day is now opposite of Jay Z now he does because he's the director he has a whole new thing uh what's the date today

the Sunday today oh 21st 21st uh June 21st okay so June 21st is now John Travolta 2.0 day oh wow that's crazy it's six days after federal holiday twopox birthday federal holiday indeed Happy Father's Day to me and birthday to Chris Pratt, Juliette Lewis, and Scotty, I don't know who that is. Scotty Sheffler. Am I supposed to know who that is? He's the world's number one golfer. God dang it. Shout out to friend.

Shout out to my friend Juliet. Happy birthday. Looking better than ever. I love you. Bro. Spoiler alert. Go ahead. No.

Yeah. I mean, it's not a spoiler alert. It's not a spoiler alert. It's episode three. Fine. I mean, it's a spoiler to me. Yeah, but it's not, though. I mean, that's on you that you haven't watched it.

You know she's, Well, no. You know she's in. It's been out for fucking two weeks. It's not, it's not on him. It's not on him because it was, it's been out for five days that episode. However, however, it's not a spoiler. Okay.

We'll see what the comments say. Oh. Okay. It's not, though, because it's just, you know, I mean, what, what's the spoiler that, oh, she was in the first Cape Fear and now she's in the second one? That was already announced, by the way. Oh, okay. Well, then it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not she's playing the same person.

and you're like, it's a reveal. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Anyway, episode three, she's in Cape Fear, and she has been in Cape Fear. You just, she's the lady with the. You didn't know it was her. Yeah, and you go, and I go, oh, whoa.

And I don't know if I like it or not, because we'll see. If they put her in as a gimmick, then it's annoying. But if they put her in and, I mean, look, she's a great actress. So if she does, you know, if she plays a part well and all that, then cool. I mean, I think she's awesome, especially the part she is playing is totally believable. So anyway. She's going to be loco.

It's going to be great. have a theory of who she is? I don't, I don't, I do, I do. Oh, yeah. Wait, so you're watching it. I know about her role in it. I don't, she didn't tell me, she's actually not allowed to say. Yeah.

But I have a theory about what her role is. And so she, but she's not, you're not, you're not watching it? I'm not watching it. No. Okay. Anyway, so, well, that's cool because she, uh, is cool. And, um, and also, you're scared of me. also you like my hands doesn't she make hobby be do like some massive crazy violent breakdown kind of yeah right at the end of the third

and how's how's he doing he's doing great dude and he's just going like no and screaming and he breaks a tv you like my hands yeah you like my hands you like my hands you're scared of me two times in the show he has just not done his accent and it's fantastic every other time he's talking like this hey right and then he goes you're scared of me and then he goes you like my hands You think he's doing a thing where he's like, I'm Southern now. I don't know, but it's great. It might be. I thought that, maybe. I would like that.

It might be that, but it also might just be that the genius about it is there's such quick. There's such quick lines that you just don't know. He might even be saying it in his accent and you just can't tell because it's so quick and maybe he's just totally doing it differently. It's just great, dude. You're the Harvey B president. Yeah, I am. You're like my hands.

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belly. Straight from Alfreda, Georgia to gay Paris. Did you know I'm going to Paris? I didn't know that actually. I'm going to belly. They're all going to laugh like, or not laugh, you know. What's happening in Paris? A comedy show. Yeah, I'm going to Paris to do to stand up. To do jokes. At the Apollo Theater. Storzel in Oslo, Berlin, Germany. It's on, dude. Grothenberg, Copenhagen, Manchester. Oasis will be there. Lien will be there, heckling you. Probably won't be there. London, Vienna, Austria, Stockholm. What do you guys like to do in Paris? Worst interview. What do I like to do in Paris? Yeah. I'll let you know, I never been there. You've never been in Paris? Oh, really? I've probably never been to Paris. Whoa. Really? I've never been to

Paris. You know, it's like one of the best cities in the fucking world. I'm only 46. I've been in Paris twice. I like it. It's been so long. I can't say what my favorite things. to do are there though. Probably eat bread? No, back then it was like meat Parisian chicks. That was like, but that was like me in my 20s. That's not how it would be now. Probably walk around with bread, look at people who have cheese.

Walk around with bread. That's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna walk around, like over your shoulder. Yeah, I'm gonna walk around with bread and then look at people with cheese. Bagot? Yeah. Nice. Like a few of them under my arm like this.

Oh, I thought over the shoulder maybe. I thought over the shoulder, maybe like, hold us down. I mean, that's a little kind of aggressive, I think. Like, I'm a cop. Like, I'm a cop in a world of food. Maybe it'll keep you safe. A cop in a world of food. Matt Damon is...

Matt Damon, dude. The bread lawyer. Dude, he... Come on. Who would play the bread lawyer? Matt Damon. No. The bread lawyer would be played by... No, Matt Damon.

by Chris Evans. Nah, I hear you. I hear you, but I raise you a Matt Damon. Matt Damon wouldn't stoop to the bread. No, no, no, no. He's fucking Odysseus. Now, I know now, but I'm saying in his career, there would be the bread lawyer and it would be Matt Damon.

Because he, if it's a lawyer, it's Matt Damon, it's not fucking Chris Evan. Chris Evans plays lawyers. You look at my hands. Lost her mind. Dude, the bread, the bread lawyer. We must rise. Cut, you know.

You get it, right? Yeah, bread rises, yeah. In the oven. Yeah. Yeah. Cool. Okay. Uh, yes.

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It's a real community there. We make hats for each other. Wow. We send each other gifts. We have Zoom meetups, dude. We have a gaming community, dude. Just, it's just... You do?

Yeah, dude, it's just growing. It's going this way. It's going that way, and I'm just there, you know? It's like the Andromeda strength. People expect me to be the cop. Like, when there's disputes, I'm like, dude, no, this is what it's about. No, no, no, you be the cop with the bread. We settle things here.

And if you can't settle things in here, guess what? Fing-fing! Fafing? You gotta go. If you can't settle your own shit in a fucking Discord conversation about, you know, SpongeBob. Yeah. Guess what, dude.

Fuffing! Right, right, right, right, right. Anyway, I got this beret on now. Did you see the, the, the E40 clip I sent today? Yes. I did not. Where he goes, you're really about that life? Do you eat booty?

Oh. And I did that for Calvin and Billy, and they were. laughing so hard, dude. You eat booty? Bill Clinton. Why does some rappers sound like Bill Clinton? No, I think I honestly think E40 sounds like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

He does a little bit, yeah. But, so that was, yeah, I got bad sleep last night. New subject. I got amazing sleep last night. I never get amazing sleep. I started my peptides, you know? Oh, you fuck.

Well, no, and so I just, it's what's out with sleep. So watch out. Go back five episodes ago and listen to Chris talk about how he's never going to use pepals. I didn't say that. I said, I've decided not to. And then I changed my mind. I decided not to because my doctor said, you feel good.

You don't, you know, why not? You know, you can always take it later. Yes, now it's later. But what happened since then is a company reached out and said they want to send me stuff and sponsors. So I was like, heck yeah, let's do it. And so I'll let you know how that goes, but you'll see it. Visually, you'll know how it goes.

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So anyway. It's rare when someone gets Fafing, should be clear. Has anyone got Fafing? Two people and it's looking like a third's coming. Oh, really? Yeah. What is Fiffinged? Drama.

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We're about 15 in. Okay. Hey, Matt and Chris. So in Norwegian. It's boomer's size in here again. Oh, nice. Apparently. I have a pretty serious question.

So I just finished my education And I'm starting work as a tech consultant I know I'm a fucking asshole You're gone But over the past few years I've developed a pretty serious like A drug problem Presentation or public speaking anxiety Oh

To the point where I've actually fainted A couple times While doing public speaking Yes, Mr. Soprano And it's pretty bad because previously I was a guy who really enjoyed doing presentations and speaking in front of people and now I absolutely fucking dreaded. What? And I'm starting a job

as I said in a couple months now and I'm going to have to do a lot of public speaking there and I feel like my life is going to shit. I absolutely dread it. I feel dizzy just thinking about it sometimes. And it's, wow, wow. Just anxiety. That's interesting. I know it's irrational. I know I'm probably going to do fine in a couple years. I'm going to be fine. Yeah. Less than not. Come on. But damn. Beautiful sky. Help. I wonder how old he is because sometimes that stuff kicks up your early 20s, but he looks a little older than early 20s. It looks like he's like maybe 34. Yeah. Um, That's interesting to love it so much.

And then you're just, it feels like you're in your head. But yeah, that can be worked out. I mean, honestly, just keep doing it. But why don't you try stand up, dude? Do open mics. Faint there. There's an option. You'd be way, way more nervous there.

And then you'll be like, oh, this is nothing. I have like a, it's like a physiological, almost like mind hack. It doesn't work for everybody. but if you're about to go on stage and you're anxious, you close your eyes and forget about what you're about to do and just focus on the actual physical aspects of anxiety, what's happening in your body literally, not your mind, your body. It is actually very, very, very, very, very close to excitement.

and if you can sometimes it's just realizing that that helps but also if you can I'm just excited also you can kind of re not rewire but reroute your brain

towards this anxiety is literally physiologically almost identical to excitement and therefore I'm actually excited and therefore I'm gonna fucking crush it. Now, when you're in the

moment and the lights are on you, that's different. I'm talking about beforehand. When you're in the moments and when you're in the moment and the lights are on you, I don't know, man. I just, I've never had the experience of being like frozen

in the headlights when I'm public speaking in any way. And even in moments where I get lost, I'm just like, I'm gonna find it. Yeah. Yeah, I've been lost before, but then I just like do something else, you know. That's what I mean.

Yeah, you know, I don't freeze up. Yeah, exactly. I don't think I ever have. I think that's the key because here's the thing. Nobody sees what's going on in you internally. And I think the fear is, oh, these people are going to see that I'm fucking failing and flubbing and fucking up. But they don't unless you show them. Yeah.

And if you just fill in gaps or whatever until you're back on track, nobody's going to be like, that was a fucking weird moment in the middle where you lost it. People just be like... Unless, of course, he rift. You paint. You faint. Pain. You faint. Or if you paint. I mean, if you started painting... Start painting. Very strange. Yeah. I'm cold. I'm cold.

It was so hot and then the air went on. Freezing. A black lady. Freezing. Yeah, I don't know. Also, we live in a simulation so it doesn't matter. That's not... Could be. That's a nihilistic way of thinking about it. I'm a nihilist. You know I'm a nihilist. You're not a nihilist. I'm kind of a nihilist. You're not a nihilist. You love things. You love your family. Right. Under under my nihilism,

I'm actually a lover and I love it. Yeah. Okay. Well, there's no such thing as a nihilist. I'm not a nihilist. Secretly not a nihilist. That's secretly not a nihilist. You're either a nihilist or you're not. Are you a sociopath? No. I'm not. I'm not a sociopath. I am not a sociopath. I I keep, yeah, no, I'm not. I thought maybe I was, but I'm not. I'm definitely not. That's, which it's like, I feel like I'm worried. I thought you weren't and now I think maybe you are.

What? Why? I don't know. You don't really feel things. That's not true. But I think that you feel things based on how other people feel them and you think should I feel them that way? I'm projecting.

So you tell me if I'm wrong, even though your sociopath, would lie about it anyway. But I think that your approximation of what you think people should feel sometimes fills your vacuum of what you end up feeling. No, it doesn't. Okay. It doesn't. I know what you're saying, but it doesn't. I mean, I sometimes am like in so much fear or pain or sadness or, I, I, Man, there's no way I'm a sociopath.

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Do experience some emotions like anger, frustration, and boredom, but they largely lack empathy, guilt, and remorse. You have no guilt. Wait, go up. Their ability to feel sadness can. very often operate on a muted scale. The emotions they primarily feel, anger and rage, happiness and joy, sadness, anger and rage. So hold on, wait, so they struggle to feel others. Happiness and joy, wait, hold on.

They can feel good, particularly when they succeed, gain control, or when something benefits them directly. Sadness, they can feel unhappy or depressed, usually link to personal rejections, various stuff, yeah, that makes sense. The emotions they lack. empathy they have great difficulty understanding or sharing emotional pain of others I do have that I understand

so you're a sociopath no no no I'm saying I have empathy really yeah yeah remorse and guilt because they do not naturally connect with how their actions impact others that's not true that's not true that's not true okay fear and physical pain fear experiences with fear differ some sociopathic experience a muted sense of fear

or anxiety while others process physical symptoms of fear like racing heart Yeah, I mean, I definitely feel the year. This is the one where I called you out on. Which one? Learned versus authentic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I understand that because they're based on emotional, fundamental, different from

neurotypical individuals sociopaths, I mimic emotional responses. I get that. I don't do that. Okay. But every sociopath would say that. So how do we really know? You'll never know. You'll never know.

Could be lying. Could be lying on my teeth. No, I don't actually think you're associated. No, I know. I know. I think you have sociopathic tendencies. Maybe. Maybe.

Maybe. I do feel sometimes like, oh my gosh, so much is going on. And since so much is going on, I can check out. But that's different. That's nervous system overload. Yeah. Yeah. That's not the same thing. Yeah. That would in fact argue against us. Yeah. Which is why I think I, why I think ultimately I'm not. Yeah. I want to call you a sociopath though. So I'm going to continue. So rude. Literally so. Nice to meet you. Worst doctor. Worst. Worst. Worst psychiatrist. Worst intro. You're sociopath. Nice to meet you. All right. Well, we end the next one. Do you guys ever do something that you know you don't want to do but you do it anyway

that you think it's stupid? Like what? Like every time I make an appointment, I confirm whether it's AM or PM when it's so obviously not the thing that it's like, I'll make it 11.

Right. appointment for 11 and then they're like okay we get you down for 11 and I'm like am right yeah it's like fucking yeah obviously isn't like going to the dentist at 11 p.m. that'd be sick how do I stop doing that well there's every time I do it well you don't you don't stop doing it well every time you do it because then you've already done it yeah so but I think the the start of stopping is hey realizing that you do it so way to go you're on stuff one The start of stopping. Come on.

You telling me? Can I be you for a second? Ed Burns. Can I be you for a second? Why do you guys laugh every time he does that? Marco mostly does. I don't know if. I think Tegu goes.

Because it's so stupid and I know it's coming and it's like. Right. It's one of those things. It's one of those things. You know it's coming? Often. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, what about when you don't? You still laugh? Yeah. Then it's a thing. Even better. The start of stopping is such a fucking movie Ed Burns would be in in 2002. And if you disagree with me, then you don't know movies. No, I agree with you.

Even though you're a sociopath. And I mean, how long? Like, how long have you been making that joke? Oh, God. 25 years? You think that long? Yeah. That would make it longer than Sibich, though.

Yeah. No, no, Sibich is longer. So bitch is, oh, you know what? Yeah. So bitch is probably 22. 23 years. So longer than Submitz? I would think, I would, I think so. What's your longest?

Maybe not, maybe not. What's the longest running joke that you still do? Those, the sub ones, probably. Chumi stunts? What? Chew me stunts. What's that? We had a friend.

That was an old one. When we were kids that would just make up words. And one of them was chumistons and we just thought it was funny. Yeah. Probably the number one joke I roll with the longest. is just blurting out I do poopie that's which is still hilarious really a joke well it's hilarious if I'm not doing poopie I do poopie it's a prank uh but um well technically I do poopie is just factually correct anytime you say it yeah well I'm doing

poopie would be different oh right right so uh no I'm kidding I don't know so proctologist proctologist so yeah that is there's two things about what that guy said the submissions if he's doing it and he already realizes it's AM then that's fucking crazy like if he's got some OCD tendency. That's what I'm saying if that's the case. But if he just does it out of oh, because I usually do that because they, oh, meet it, meet at, you know, habit. You say meet at nine.

A.m. That's crazy though. If you say meet at nine and you, you, and you have. have no sense of the prior conversation and the context, then you're, you're like, you're like a brain damaged. I know, but then you, it's like, if you're just doing that because, you know, it's like a reflex, a muscle reflex, then it's not, you're not, you're not, then it's just something you got to learn. But if it's something that you're doing, even though you know, 11, if you go, if the doctor

says 11, okay, I see at 11 and then you think, I know they mean A.m. I'm going to ask anyway. OCD. Then, yeah, then you have a mental problem. Yeah. And that's not a problem. I mean, mental problem, you could call it that, but that is a, that is a, some kind of condition that you have, that that is, uh, makes you a bad person.

And it means that you need help right away. I'd run to the emergency room. And you're a danger to those around you. Hopefully you don't, you're not married and have kids because they're in great danger. No, but seriously Run to the emergency room Yeah, that's That example leads me to believe

You have some kind of mild version of OCD No, maybe Which a lot of tendencies Which a lot of people do, yeah What's, there's something, there's a term OCP That's not something

OCPD Is it PD? Look at up Commulsive Police Department Accessive, freeze, freeze Keep freezing. You freezing still? You are freezing, right?

Can you check to look at him? He's freezing? Is he moving at all? Make sure he's freezing. This is a really good joke. I'm not laughing. I can't explain why, but I want you to know that I think that's a really good joke.

It's pretty bullshit that you didn't laugh at that. I mean, I'm admitting. I don't think it's bullshit. I just sometimes something's funny and you're like that, you know what? You did it. That's really good.

I like that, but you're not like. Maybe you're in a mood or something. But I'll tell you this much. Don't tell me what mood I'm in, but go ahead. Obviously in a mood. Never been more sure after that. The OCPD, the difference I've heard

been described to me is OCD is, OCD is, okay, so OCD is, oh, man, I don't want to go home because I'm dreading on having to organize my room because it's not going to feel right, right? Okay, OCPD is, I can't wait to get home to organize my room. So it's just positive? Well, it's like, it's like, it's like the dread and the overwhelmingness and the, that's OCD. That destroys your life. But, but everyone, you know, chicks that are like, I'm so OCD.

I love to, you know, that's not OCD. But that's not even the same conversation. No, it's not. Right. That's not even OCPD is what you're saying. Here. I'm going to. Well, you understand what I mean.

And that's that. I don't. I don't. Oh. You don't? I'm going to see. No. You don't need to see anything.

It's clear. It's clear. What do you need to see? I just, I want a better explanation because I'm curious. He did a great explanation. It was a good explanation. Okay. Oh, no, no, no.

I want you to admit that that was a good explanation, and this shit is on you that you want more. Fine. I mean, I'm fine to admit that. Bigger man. The bigger man. The bigger man. bigger.

The bigger man. The high road. I like it. Way to go, Chris. Thanks. Me too, though. But yeah. Ready to go him.

I know, but where to go that, Chris and me. But, yeah, so anyway, okay. On a roller coaster. On a roller coaster.

So, so, so, but, so, anyway, yeah, that's how I feel.

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I'm doing a lot of cold calls all the time to these business leaders. and something I'm running into a lot is they have these Google Voice Daykeepers pretty much they'll just be like hey tell me what your name is and why you're calling and I'll say it and that gives them a transcript of what I'm saying

and every single time I get one nobody answers. I've tried a lot of things I've tried saying what's up John it's me that doesn't work nothing works so anything would help anything any suggestions you guys have love you both

Chris seeing you like three different times or three different places. Hell yeah. Love you to death. Log Cabin. And Matt, you have the greatest advice. You've done me through smart things. Peace. Hell yeah, man. Dude, he's got nice chest veins. Next to piece of ice has put a shirt on, but that's neither here. No, I don't agree with that. Yeah, he doesn't agree. So you don't have to. That's just my personal advice. But it's cool that he's got chest veins. That's very cool. Okay. No, just extremely purely simply, straight forward the game.

The sun is peeking through the fucking window, even though it's obviously, obviously, obviously closed and it's still expressing his chest veins. Straightforwardly gay and that's good. That's fine. I might have chest veins except for, I can't talk because my chest is hairy and my tattoos, but anyway, that's what I was wondering when I saw that. You think he shaves his chest? I think maybe, but he does look pretty non-haired.

He looks like he has no hair. But I would say he probably shaves his chest, yeah. You think so? Yeah. I thought he might, but then I thought he looks like a guy who doesn't have chest hair. I don't think he needs to shave his chest, but I think he does. Oh, I don't think anybody needs to shave his chest. Well, no, but you know what I mean?

Like some people are really hairy and you go, I got to shave my chest. You go, okay, I understand you think you need to shave your chest. I think that guy just does it. I understand. My separate thought is I think no man should shape their chest. I get that. I mean, it's just a separate thought. Well, it's not really a separate thought.

It's kind of along the same lines. Yeah, yeah, no, adjacent. Sub, what do you call it? Well, you're saying now it's lesser than by the same. No, it's not lesser than. I'm just saying, and also, by the way. It's a branch off of the, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so anyway, it's like.

It's like when there's a movie about Thor, the Avenger, and also Iron Man has a few scenes. That's, you're doing what Iron Man is doing. Yeah, sure. But the movie we're talking about is about, does he shave his chest hair and he doesn't need to? And then you're like, well, but by the way, and you're doing the Iron Man shit. Well, I mean, people like Iron Man. I know they do. That's never a, you have your own movie.

People like me. That's your own discussion. But my point is, what I think about for this guy is I have that on my iPhone. I'm sorry I have that on my iPhone Like you can choose I actually was a little confused about the submission

So what it is is it's Google Or I don't know what it is for iPhone But do you do that? I don't do that I've thought about it lately If I get a lot of calls from like Who the fuck is this person So me too

Okay so I put it on It just asked me one day And I was like yeah I put it on to They'll say Hey somebody You know

This automated response will come on tell me what you're calling for. Not me. It's a call screener. Right. Yeah. This is give me a little info of what you're calling about. And the person says, this is from century 21.

I want to talk about one of your houses is on the market. And you go cancel. You know? But if it's like, hey, dude, it's Rick Glassman. I got a new number. You go, oh, I'll only pick up. Hey, what's up? And you start talking to him.

And you can't get off the phone because he's talking so much. Right. If it's Rick Glassman, you can't get off the phone. He's talking too much. Yeah, your phone won't ring until, like, so this thing intercepts the call. Right. So that's what he's talking about. But he's talking about that for sales calls, which, you know, that is a much better

implementation than it seems more necessary, rather, you know, for business. But what sucks is when you're on the other end of it. Who, I'm sorry, who wants to receive a sales call? Yeah, no. No. Well, well, no, unless, unless it's, it's in between nine to five. He's got clients and he's got to call this person to see if they want something. Then if that's what he's talking about, then yeah.

I mean, we're far away from the days of, you know, oh, it's, you know. But what I'm saying is I think our advice, no matter what it could be, might be moot, because they're going to pick up or not pick up or want to talk to you or not want to talk to you. So you think based on their existing feelings about having a sales call with you. It has nothing to do with your approach. Right. I know. I understand that, but the phone screening is a thing.

So if you see a number that you don't know, you don't necessarily think it's a sales call. I do. So do you think he should backdoor it and make it not sound like it's a sales call? Well, he sounds like he does do that. And it doesn't work. Well, then let's do the opposite. What? Be direct.

Hey, this is a sales call. Well, not, hey, this is a sales call. No one will pick up. But hey, this is come up with a short thing. that's like this is this company, we provide this, I'd love to talk to you about this. But he's saying that doesn't work. You just said he tries to backdoor it.

Which one does he do? He's tried everything. He's tried everything? That's what his point was, yeah. Well, if he's tried everything, then my advice to you is stop trying and just be direct and it'll work or it won't. But I think my sense is your attempts to try to get the exact right way to do it or the time you spend putting into that

are going to be, the results are going to be so minimal one way or the other that it might end up being a waste of time. Now that I think is probably right. Now, I think you should focus more on... No, you leave it off. No, I wasn't going to say put a shirt on.

Okay. We already established it's fine. Making those veins stand out in the shadows more so gay guys like Chris like it a lot. I'm not gay. And honestly, if I was, That's none of your business? Well, it would be your business.

You're my brother. But you know I'm not. And here's the deal. I can 100% appreciate fucking thick veins on a man's chest. Without being gay. And I wonder if I have them. And I don't think I'll know, dude.

I think you've grown increasingly gay since you've become Mr. Workout Guy. What do you think? Nice to meet you. I don't think so. you don't think you pay more attention to guys' bodies now and get excited about them more than you used to? It's not, but you're talking about excitement as in sexual excitement. It's not sexual excitement, ever. Not once, not even a little bit. Not yet. You're on the road to gay, though. Let me put it this way. On the road to gay. There is a man. On the road to gay. There we go. That's a, that made me laugh. Yeah. So you start out. I know, I know how it works. And you're just a guy who's, who's a regular guy.

like you were before you started working out. Uh-huh. Okay. Then. Starring Vigel Mortensen, got it. Then you start to look at more and more guys, naturally shirtless, working out, pumping iron, looking at their veins, looking at their leg muscles, looking at their, you know, getting closer and closer.

I don't look at, I never wonder about their knees, honestly. But it gets close when you look at their thighs, right? I do look at their thighs a lot. Do you look at their abs? Yeah, sure, yeah. I look at every part except I don't look at the brain. Before you started working out, did you look at thighs and abs on men? Yeah.

As much as you do now? No. Road to gay. What? Road to gay. Road to gay starring Vigo Mortensen and Naomi Watts. That's a fucking A-list cast for that movie. Yeah, I mean, they wouldn't be in road to gay, but what's road to perdition?

Tom Hanks, Daniel Craig. Same kind of thing there. I mean, it's so different, but yeah. Road to gay, wrote the perdition. Road to Gay is the prequel. I mean, so unrelated. What does perdition mean? I don't know.

It's something biblical, like, or like old-timey about death, right? State of eternal, spiritual, ruin, hell, or damnation. There you go. Oh, cool. So it's comedy. You never saw Road to Perdition? No, that's not a movie I would say. It was Daniel Craig's first big film role.

Was it? Yeah. Oh, I don't know that. I love this movie. I love Michael Douglas. bro. Yeah, Michael Douglas is a king for sure. So is Vigo. Yeah, it's weird that Vigo, he's so a guy that it's just, yeah, he's great, but he's just like, uh, the amount of bang, sorry, the amount of bangers Michael Douglas was in. Crazy. From like the mid 80s to the end of the 90s is out of control.

Damn, we're looking at disclosure. Fuck disclosure day. When you talk at disclosure every day of the week. When you're, dude, disclosure is so sick. When you, Michael Crichton. I know. When you, when you make, when you, when you talk about somebody, an actor having a legendary run in a, in like a deck, like this was like, who would you put up against him? Maybe Bruce Willis, like, Stallone, maybe not even still. Or Schwarzenegger, I guess. Nicholson, maybe.

Nah, he didn't really have like a run, though. He had great movies throughout his career. Well, it spanned more time, I think. Yes, but there were so many clunkers in there. This dude, he had to run. It was like 10 years of boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. You killed my wife. You killed my sister.

You killed my fucking daughter. You killed everybody. I mean, you know, not all the movies. Is disclosure the movie where he's like getting his dick sucked and he's like, yeah. He gets sexually harassed. Yeah. And he's like, no, no. It's basically more fictitious than Lord of the Rings, but yes.

No, it's real, dude. That shit is so real that movie. Is it? I love it. I really love disclosure for real. Really? Yeah, I love it. Yeah. But you know what his favorite, you know what? Look at those in a row, dude.

I got to watch that movie. Basic instinct, falling down, disclosure, the American president, the ghost in the darkness, the game. The game. A perfect murder. Wonder Boys. Then traffic. That is a run. It's a crazy run.

That is a crazy run. Go up. And fatal attraction of Wall Street just barely before that. Wow. That is a cr- with like one clunker in there. What's the clunker? Go down. The one before the go down.

The clunker was, no, go down. All the way down. Stop. Shining through. Shining through is the one. The War of the Roses. Black Rain, Wall Street, fatal, track. This dude, that's like a decade or more.

It was like a decade of just fucking assaulting the box office. Yeah. Pop Quiz. What is his favorite movie that he was in? Dude, he must have just been like, I said, pop quiz. Yeah. Talk about dick suck. Pop quiz.

What is his? Don't Google it. God damn it. I didn't see it. I think I saw it. Falling Down. Sorry. Is it falling down?

Taylor fired. Yes. How sick is that, though? Of all the movies that he could pick. It's pretty interesting. Well, first of all, falling down is one of the best movies of the 90s. It is so fucking good. It's just the simplistic.

they really nailed it when you can nail it. God, that's Joel Schumacher. Schumacher is so underrated as a truly great director. He really is. He's because he did fucking Batman forever, right? You know why it is? It's because he did so many different things. When you're not like an author who is a specific style,

you're underrated. He didn't fuck with that. He didn't, he didn't a piece of algorithm. Oh, I'm going to do flatliners. I'm going to make flatliners the most epic, colorful, weird, dreamy thing in the world. I want to do a time to kill. I'm going to make it a John Grisham movie. I want to do a Batman Forever. going to be gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay. I'm going to do meet the needles. Okay, cool.

Oh, he didn't do that, but you should have, and it would have been great. If he did, um, uh, yeah, the game, the game to me is the falling down and then the game is like, dude, I think the game. You're a king. I think the game is, if I had to pick the number one movie of all time, that is, that is so good and watchable and makes no sense. Like there's no way that could happen. Zero way that could happen. That's true of about 100% of movies. No, no, no, no.

That's not true about 100% of movies. About, I said. There are movies that all of the things could possibly happen. But let me go, let me explain more. So what I mean is if you, the Avengers would never happen. But the Avengers creates this world where it's like, okay, they make the Matrix would never happen.

But the matrix creates this world where all the rules adhere to it. This movie takes place in real life. Yeah. And the most ridiculous shit happens. The guy would die in 20 minutes. But it slides into that thing where you believe it. That's the genius of the movie. Okay.

So, I don't, spoiler, but at the end, when he jumps out. One of the most cathartic things that happens in the history of cinema. But that is so ridiculous. and I'm saying it's it I love the movie I'd watch any time this movie's on I watch it it's great but you you're you're not watching that movie it's not even it's not even like you suspend your disbelief you just go okay yeah you know it's the number one movie of all time in that right there I think that was David Fincher's peak I think really yeah I do I think that I mean he had an amazing 90s run

but I think that's that's his crown jewel to me wow I mean the game is just like it's great it's great so it's great so so so perfect it's great yeah so um that was a legendary run right remember when he got cancer from eating box I do remember he said he at least that's what he said I mean in so many words he did say that that's he was open about it he wasn't like I think it's from eating box what did he actually I want to look down. I don't know. He said, I got it from munching my beautiful wife's vaginer on ET tonight,

on entertainment tonight, you know. That's what he said. I got it from munching my wife's giner. Vaginer. How did he figure that that's how he got it, though? I got throat cancer from oral sex. But that's his quote. How could they diagnose that?

What do you mean? He's just saying it. You don't know he got diagnosed. from that. But wait, wait, wait, why the fuck on earth would he say that if it wasn't true? That's not like, yeah, yeah. That's not like a baller thing. No, but he might. Well, there it is. Michael Douglas, oral sex caused my cancer. This is a thing that is not that uncommon. Right, but it's also the thing where it's like you don't necessarily know that that's what it's from, right? I'm assuming doctors upon doctors told him that he just wants people to know he eats pussy, dude. Yeah, I'm not

Gay. But I guess my point is... I've got cancer, but also I eat pussy. There could be from anything. There's a limited amount of things it could be from. It's not like it could be from... Okay, so... But everybody's done that. All guys that age have done that by then.

So why are, you know, how... It's like... Maybe Catherine Zeta Jones had raging HPV. Raging HPV. Is him coming out saying this after doing liberal is hilarious. That movie's fucking so sick. Yeah.

Did a movie about a gay guy. By the way, I still eat pussy. Yeah, yeah. I played the, all right, I'll play the Liberacee, but then after this movie starts coming out, I'm going to go public about my, my mouth cancer from eating twat. From Zeta.

From eating Zeta's twat. Also, like, so offended. No, I'm reading, sorry. It would, for me, it would be, Look, here we go. Look at it. I did worry if the stress caused by my son's incarceration didn't help trigger it.

But yeah, it's a sexually-tribute. This guy's just saying shit. I was right. This guy's just saying shit. And if you have it, Kondoling is also the best cure for it. And he's making a lot. This motherfucker is just, he's been famous too long. He's just saying shit.

He's living life. He's living in Lovita Loka. I believe him now. He just wants to tell people he's eating pussy. Yeah, I know. And also, it's maybe, maybe. Let me be serious. I don't think he thinks he's wrong.

I don't think he thinks he's lying. He's just saying, Oh, wait, wait, scroll up. I'm sorry. Oh, it's from, you know, it's from the pussy. At this point, it was like almost a grandpa. It's like, yeah, your grandpa say shit. You're like, oh, yeah, you're going to get fucking,

your face is going to stay like that. It's like this shit. Yeah, I got cancer. You know what you got from? In Tuad. All right, here we go. It has been established beyond reasonable doubt that the HPV type 16 is the causative agent in Oro.

far fucking whatever's cancer or a far fucking cancer said his doctor who also testified increased recovery rates among this kind of cancer suffer this would help explain why Douglas was given an 80% 80% chance of survival despite the advanced stage of his illness.

So good news if you get cancer from munching your wife's HPV ridden Twotsky then you got a good chance living. Polish. Twatsky. I think... Gosh.

Yeah. I love that he said... I mean, he's claiming that he got cancer from eating pussy. And then he's like, but I'm still eating pussy. Right, pretty much that's what he said. Huh? Pretty much that's what he said. Why stop now? It's like a smoker. Yeah. He's doing

this basically with the... He's doing that with the... I mean, you already got it, you know? What are you going to get it again. Sweetie, I got cancer. Lay down. I'm almost home. We built this city.

Rubbing his nose up on it. We built this city. Dude. With his dope hair. His hair is second to none. With just a blazer on. We built this city on rock and roll. So big.

You know what else about Michael? What? So big. The biggest pussy. You know it also about Michael Douglas. For real? He's got a great ass. He really does.

Basic instinct, his ass, that's his ass for real. You can see in the mirrors his face. It's weird because his last name has ass in it. Dougalass? Not really. Oh. For the joke, you know? Didn't, didn't respect it.

Just didn't want to give it to me even at all. I don't want to give it up. Look at his ass. Wait, where is it? Oh, you're getting blocked by Google. Fuck that. Just take my word for. Safe search is off.

He's got a great ass. in the movie. And it's cool because you can sit on it. I was thinking about that all week. God, the guy was awesome. It is awesome. Does he still do stuff? Yeah, a little, very little.

I mean, he's old. No, yeah, he's a cancer recovery. I mean, he's, he still does stuff. But his dad, they live a long time, though. The Douglas is? Yeah. I mean, fucking Kirk Douglas was like 150. Well, he was old.

He was over 100, yeah. Over 100? He died. Wow. I know that. 103. Semire recent. He died recently?

2020. Yeah. When did he die? 2020. Wow. 2020? Really? That long ago?

Wow. No, that's recent. I thought it was, yeah. 2020 was born in 1916. That's crazy. Like, when he was born. Wait, he was 110. Oh, sorry.

So basically, well, let me get him. 103. Wow. Let me get this straight. Michael Douglas gets cancer in a mouth and he goes, it's my wife's fault that's basically what he's saying yeah it's my wife's posties fault that's crazy

I didn't say that I mean deductive reasoning no he just said I got it from going down on my wife whatever dude yeah he didn't say my wife gave me cancer I know but it's like I wouldn't have had it if her twat wasn't so ridden well that would have been the most crass

thing ever and she would have divorced him oh dude I know what happened Zeta's twat I'm out I'm out Imagine him on the view saying. Want to do perfect murder too? That's what he said and then left. On the view.

What? On the view. He said on the view. Explaining it to fucking Joy Bayhar. You see what fucking Oprah Winfrey or Oprah Winfrey. What's her name said? Whoopee? Yeah.

What'd she say? About how she was, she was saying it's advanced, J.D. Vance. About how she was like, why are they trying to remove black history? And J.D. Vance was like, what are you saying? And she was like, they're just trying to like get rid of black history.

And he was like, I don't know what you mean. And then she didn't know what to say after that. You didn't see it? No. It's pretty weird. Like they're getting rid of the generals. They're getting rid of like statues and museums.

And he's like, what? Yeah. Yeah, you should be able to follow that up with whatever you mean, for sure i mean there's plenty she could have said that would have made sense yeah in terms of at least an argument i'm not taking a side or another but she could easily say what's happening in florida with how they're teaching kids now about slavery how it wasn't so bad and white people really actually weren't so bad it's like yeah why would you even do that wait they're doing that in florida in a few states florida was the first well what are they saying they're just like white

i mean i don't know what the textbooks say but what are they saying word for word it's basically positing that white people actually weren't that bad to their slaves. And in fact, they were quite magnanimous. And it's like, well, they own slaves. That's a weird take. Yeah, it's a very weird take. But it's all part of the whole thing, you know. That's a weird take.

I'm assuming that's what she meant now. I mean, that's what she went about it. She's an idiot. Yeah, well, that's my point. It's like, I mean, of course, there's different degrees of everything. But like, you can be the nicest slave owner in the world. Yeah, you're still, you're still owning people. Right, right.

Right. And forcing them to do labor and having and paying them nothing and giving them no upward mobility or outward mobility. I wonder what she thought she meant, though, in her head. Something along those things. But she didn't have the information. To me, it sounded like they gave her, they go, you should ask him about this and see what he says. And then she could, you know, and then she goes, okay. Which. That's a bad producer. No. Well, kind of, yeah, I guess.

Yeah, it's a terrible producer. Unless they're looking for clicks, then it doesn't matter. But yeah. But then you're putting your show host up to look like a fucking asshole. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's bad. It makes you bad. Yeah.

A lot of them, zoom in? A lot of museums, there's so many right there. They're taking down the actual history that happened in this country. Slavery happened. All kinds of stuff happened. Goldberg told Vance on Tuesday, it seems like it has been very easy for this administration to remove that and also to denigrate black folks who have worked their behinds off. to get this American dream.

And what did JD say? You know, I don't know. I only saw... You say we are anti-minority, Vance Began, which prompt the Goldberg cut him off. I didn't say that. I asked, don't start anything with me? Yeah, don't start anything with me.

Don't get me in trouble? Yeah. Oh, she's saying, don't misinterpret me. He replied, I misinterpreted your question. Let me answer your question. What I'm saying is, I think look at Washington, one of the most democratic and one of the blackest by population. in blackest cities has seen the radical decrease in violence, violent crime, sexual assault

and murders. We have tried to take the crime issue seriously in part because we believe everybody, whether you are black or white or rich or poor, deserves to live in a safe neighborhood. And then she said, she didn't stop. It stumped Goldberg, and she said, where does the crime step in? This is not about crime. Black history has been erased, Hosten says. That is not right, Vance insisted.

What you are saying is we have done more on the crime. we have to do more on the economy. Oh, I don't know what anyone's talking about now at the point. I mean, I mean, their points are clear. They're just making them badly and the conversation is bad. And also,

it's the view. Why is the view so watched? That is pretty crazy. It's, it's, it's so weird. It's so weird. It's so weird.

That's just old, old people, the old guard. I don't think fucking anyone's really watching it young. You know, they got, they got podcasts and shit. That's a podcast.

That? It's basically a podcast. Well, but that's what I'm saying, though. Podcasts do it so much better. Yeah. You know. Yeah. It's why late night TV is like, it's like, you know, Colbert and all that shit. It's like, because there's podcasts.

That's basically a podcast. I mean, they try to do sketches and shit, but. Well, late night TV is dying and has been dying. Yeah. But so, but that's the same as daytime TV. No, the view is huge. But it won't. Is it, isn't it, it's getting bigger and bigger?

Well, I don't know. It's growing, but it's definitely a huge, huge social thing, cultural thing. Yeah. Anyway, let's do one more. Okay, one more. Hi, guys. Oh, hey. Brin.

Mr. Brint tumor. A clip of Chris doing comedy came up, and he was using the R word to describe people with, like, down syndrome or disabilities or whatever. I'm not going to say it because I don't want to get you guys, like, in trouble with him. Oh, you already did. He didn't say. Got him in trouble. You know, he's doing comedy. Like, it's one thing, you know, whatever.

And like people in the comments were upset. And it got me thinking, why are so many people like obsessed with this word? Why do so many people push so hard for like the right to say it? Like post the woke awakening in society or whatever. Like that like I've seen so many comments and like personally know people who are like, yes, we're bringing this word back. That doesn't. Yeah, that's stupid. I fucking love using this word.

Like why why the obsession with this word? why do people want to be able to use this slur specifically? Like why the negativity towards people with disabilities so much in society still? I don't understand. Again, Chris, your comedian is different. But like, and I don't think you're being shitty either. But like, why so why? What do you guys think?

Love you. It's this question. Why are people upset that people say, retard? No. Why do people want to say it so bad? Like, like, like, like, like, like, for instance, why do they, nobody, you know, and the N-word, nobody's like, yeah, but we should be able to say it. I mean, certain section is, but, but, but, but, but, retard is way different. Like, people are just like, and why do you think that is? Well, that's what he's saying. Why? You said it. I don't think that it, uh, for me, uh, you know,

I, I, I don't know. Sometimes I, I, I think about that. that word. And I obviously, I haven't, I say it if it comes to mind, I don't, I don't censor myself in that way. But, you know, I don't know. I don't know if I would, you know, it's like I, if you had someone in your family with Down syndrome, would you feel differently about that word? I don't know. I don't know if I would or not. Maybe I wouldn't, maybe I would. I believe the answer is yes. you believe the answer is yes? Yes.

Used in a certain way. If you're saying to some, if you're, if, if I say, oh, that's retarded, I don't, I don't know. I don't know. Maybe. Maybe the answer is yes, but maybe I'm just like, oh, that's just what they're saying. It doesn't mean, it doesn't mean any offense by it. But when you're like, I think when you're like, like, for instance, the trans thing, like I have had a joke about that and it was anti, I guess you would say anti-woke.

it feels like now it's we're past that like it's it's part of the reason why I released that b-side thing on YouTube and didn't shoot it because it just felt I don't know I guess maybe not maybe dated but it feels like every comedian now has a trans joke and it's not really a fight back anymore it's like all right dude you're just kind of like you're doing that because you know it's incendiary you know it's going to get clicks and you know it's so even i have a clip on that i haven't posted yet that i've had it for three weeks and it's about that that i just kind of like something happened that day i was in an elevator with a trans person and i just haven't posted it yet because i'm like it's not really what it doesn't feel like it's making a point anymore well it's been so overflotted

it's like right we can say what we want we can now speech and it's gotten hacky yeah yes it has That doesn't mean that there aren't good jokes about it. But like now it's at the point where if you see Ellie Page, what's her fucking name, his name, her name, whatever. Elliot Page. She's talking about on a podcast I just saw this morning, you know, what is masculinity? Well, as a man, I realize, you know. And it's like, everyone's like, dude, what the fuck are you talking about? You're, you're saying what's masculinity about?

And the podcast co-hosts like, man, that's very interesting. No, it's not. You know, like, you're a, you're a, you're a, you've been a woman. You've at least been a woman for so long. So don't, what are you talking about, dude? And she's, she literally, it's like, what was she saying? As a masculine person, it's like, masculinity is like, you don't smile. You don't think nobody fucking thinks that.

Only idiots think that anyway. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Was she saying I don't smile because now I'm masculine? She was saying that's what she thought when she first transitioned. Like, I don't, you know, I've got to hold it in. and I've got to not be emotional. It's like, what are you, 12? I actually think that's kind of interesting

that she would openly say that. Well, yeah, it is interesting. I'm sorry, he would openly say that. Yeah, but, but I guess I'm missing the larger context of what her point was. Well, you should watch it because she, at the end, she's like, or he, she, whatever the fuck you want to say, is like, I don't care that much.

So he, but is like, oh, uh, uh, you know, I was like, oh, honey, that's not. masculinity. And it's like, nobody's going to take you seriously. All I know is people that I know who have transitioned, especially from female to male, they said that when they take testosterone, it is out of control how markedly different it is that they feel. And I don't know if that means emotionally, I know it means physically in terms of libido for sure. I know it means in terms of aggression for sure, but I don't know. I'll do it.

I'll transition just to see from woman to man. Do that and see if you can give someone HPV when they eat you. Michael Box. Michael Box Douglas. Yeah, I don't. It's just like, you know, I think that people really feel a certain way about the freedom of speech. I think people get that freedom of speech thing so wrong all the time. The thing that bothers me, maybe I'm wrong, but Parker, he has a brain tumor and he never thanked me once.

for, did you say thank you, did you even say thank you once for saving your life? JD Vance. I, exactly. I told him he had a brain tumor for saving your life, you know? And he went to the doctor and he did have one and he didn't fucking thank me. So now it's an ongoing, a running joke on my show, but it's, I mean it. Well, now he's not going to thank you. Now I mean it.

Yeah. Thank me more. Every time you submit, every time you talk to me, every time you're up in the discord, thank you, you save my life. Anyway, I just think that there's, there's, you know, people are like free speech. You can't, okay, so you can't say whatever on Instagram. That's a company run by meta. Like, you know, it's not about free speech or not.

Like, yeah, that company is censoring things. That shit pisses me off free speech on a fucking private company's platform. That's not what free speech is. Yeah. Free speech is a government thing. Right, right. You're not going to go to jail because you say report. You can't walk around the office saying the N word and saying, fuck you bitch.

You're going to get fired in a fucking second. And if your case is free speech, a judge is going to laugh in your fucking face. Yeah, that's where the free speech thing is, people get it so wrong. If you're out on the street and you're saying things, I mean, obviously the end word you could is hate speech, but like you can say whatever the fuck you want. That's the government. That's a different thing.

I cannot stand when people are like, I'm a free speech absolutist. You should be able to say whatever you want on the social media platforms. No, you say whatever they want you to say because they fucking run it and they make the rules. I don't like that. Whether that's just true. Whether that, yeah, I don't like that either. but that's how it is. Yeah.

But about the, the retard thing, it's like, it does bother me a lot. What people are like, yeah, we got to bring that word back. It's like, yeah, that's annoying. Back from what? Where did it go, dude? What rock are you living under? Yeah, that's weird. I think.

I mean, I, look, you know, what are you fighting back against? I think like, ghost of wokenness. Yeah, yeah. It's gone. Yeah. Wokenness is fucking gone. What are you fighting back against? now, you know, it's not. Yeah, I don't, I don't know. I don't think, you know, if I'm ever saying

that word, it's not markedly on purpose. I'm just, it just came to my mind, you know, I'm not like, you're also not calling someone with a learning disability. Oh, yeah, yeah. That would be a totally different thing. Yeah, I think I might have said, I might have said it in a general way. I might have said it retarded as what that is Down syndrome maybe I have? I don't know. But not, no, I would never do that. Yeah, I never call somebody who had that, which is, you know,

I don't know. Whatever. I just think that it's, uh, whatever fucking vocabulary changes, things that are okay to say change. And it's like, that's history, dude. Like, and I'm sure there were people who had problems with like, you know, stopping calling people with, um, whatever mental illness.

What is it? they call them idiots. Yeah, or, it's like, not idiots, um, um, not morons, something like that though. Yeah. And it's like, to call someone like that, that now, you'd be like, oh, that's way out of line. Right, right, right, right.

So, like, things just, they just change. And it's like, you don't need to dig your heels in and be like, I can fucking say that if I want. You can say that if you want. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can say it. No one's fucking stopping you. Say it all you fucking want, dude. But like, shut the fuck up about, like,

We're gonna bring it back. Like, what do you, you're championing something that people don't like to be called? What is in your brain? Yeah. Well, appreciate you. I know what's in his brain. Thanks.

Fucking tumor. Yeah, well, that's, and he knows it thanks to me and he hasn't said thank you once. He'll be okay. He'll be okay, yeah. He told me. Oh, wow, that's amazing. He's getting it operated on and getting chemo and all that shit.

You take it. Maybe when that happens, he'll finally fucking thank me. Well, give you some flowers or something. Thinking straight. So backwards. All right. guys thank you so much appreciate you i'll be in washington and brea and louisville