Lifeline - 224. Full Hahas

Episode Date: August 9, 2026

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What did you say? Oh. What did you say? Oh, wow. Going to absolutely annihilate you. We each had a joke about the thing. You said... I said, let's roll.

And then you said Al Bundy? Yeah, it's let's rock. He always would say, let's rock. Oh, right. And what did I say? You said CLE Team 6. Seal Team 6, right? And then he said United 93,

taking it to a dark... Which is most accurate. Yeah, the best... Yeah, but which makes it less funny, I think. Mine was most patriotic. His makes it less funny. I think mine was wrong, so... It was wrong, but it was funny.

But yours is inaccurate. Mine? No, Matt. Is still team six? Let's roll. But like, it's like... Is that what they said? Well, I don't fucking know. No, but they could say that.

What am I a historian? The funniest ones to do are the things that could be true, not necessarily true. Yeah, not like quoting, you know what I mean? So like the United 93 one was funny because it was, not everybody knows that, but it's like, you know, if I say... It's a downer. It's a bit of a downer. I would call it down. Well, it is a bit of a downer. But if I say, um, uh, what's a saying? What's the saying that somebody says like, yeah, baby.

And then you say, Austin Powers, that's not really funny. I agree. But it's not known like that. So the let's roll thing was a little funnier than the, was funny than the Austin Powers thing. Well, yeah, definitely. But not, I would say not as funny as a C-L Team 6 because that's just like, I like it with it like could be true. Mine was just wrong. If mine was right, mine would be the best, end of story, period.

If yours was, if that's what he said, I agree. Yeah. Okay. So we have one. Bundy, like, mega fans. So we also have, each one of them was flawed. Yours is wrong. Mine is not.

Yeah. I would disagree that mine is flawed. Who knows if it's right? His isn't wrong. And then mine's just a downer. His could be sealed team six. Right. Okay.

Right. They could say that. They could do that. I bet it's happened. Yeah. Yours is historically accurate. Accurate and people know. It's just a downer.

But people know about it. No, yours was, his was funny too. It's funny. It's just three guys who just are just at the top of their game and just, you know. Yeah, this is. But workshopping. And honestly, Tate stayed silent the whole time, which was pretty ninja-like. Yeah.

So, you know. What was the question you asked before we started? We did ask a question before we started. I was asking if, if you guys know anybody that sends texts to you on I message and then puts a reaction on their own text. No. And excluding a question mark, like if you haven't responded to something. that they've asked because that's something that be valid. That's a follow-up.

I don't like that at all by the way. I actually, I hate that. Wait, but what if you don't answer it? Then say it again? Yeah. Or just say, hey, like the, no what I don't like. And ask it again. Know what I don't like is?

Question mark, it seems passive-aggressive to me. Yeah. Go ahead. I understand it seems that way. It might not be, though. I mean, sure. You know what's going on inside someone's head. And you know someone's, sorry, if you notice everyone's full story, you'd love all them.

What I don't like is If you say something like, Hey, hey, I can't think of an example. But when somebody sends you an actual question mark, because they don't understand what you said. I don't like that at all. That just seems kind of.

I would rather you, I would say, what do you mean? I'm sorry, I don't understand. Yeah, there's so many weird things about. But that's just a me thing. But then, so. I don't think it is because that's annoying. Oh, yeah. I don't think it's like off limits.

Got it. What's off limits? It's just like a little like, what is this like? Yeah. What do we work? Right. Right. Right.

Right. So wait. But to answer yours, uh, I don't mind really when people do that. And I have done that. If something's very funny, I'll go and I'll laugh at my text. But if it's like a, if it's like, can you believe this guy did that? I mean, and I've done it maybe four times. in my life right but you know i could see or it makes sense you doing it also because you're

like a annoying way that you're annoying about wanting people to recognize something that's funny from you yeah when you send it and not getting enough attention for yeah let me ask you though by the way that doesn't hurt my feelings at all i i that is legit a compliment thank you yeah um do you do you do it if other people put a ha ha on it or do you only do it if it's gone unrecognized No, it doesn't matter that. So there could be three ha-haz on it and you would add to it. Yeah. Oh, wow, you're a crazy guy.

Yeah, because I want full ha-haz. So far. So far. I want the full bar, right? Because then I could say like, you know, the only guy who's got the record on this text chain with the full ha-haz is me. You didn't do it. You don't ha-ha-your-you-hmm. Yeah, because they're not narcissistic, funk heads.

Or just kind of killing it. Or just killing it. So sick of my mirror snitching on me, dude. Dude. Yeah. What's that mean? I mean like what the fuck you're talking about I'm so sick of my mirror snitching on me

it's like dude you know oh it's always airing out oh he you know yeah his delts are that cut yeah his abs are coming in it's like dude can you can you keep a fucking secret we're in a locker room oh mirrors literally mirrors say it again my mirror keeps snitching on me it's so fucking annoying

all right oh yeah it is yeah i guess i got to wear all the time, but then it's like, it's telling the truth about how, because you live in the world. It's telling the truth about how I'm devastatingly handsome, which sucks. If you think you ran around naked, people would be like, oh, that guy's so handsome more. No, I'm just saying like in a locker room or in my bathroom, when I take the shirt off and I look at it. Okay, the mirror tells in all lies. Yeah, my delts are fucking protruding. And it's like, okay, fine. I just, I guess I can't trust you or I can trust that you're more, uh, you know, you're in, you're, you're more. You know what? It is.

is it's like a it's like a journalist where it's like well yeah but i got to fucking say all this because it's like dude this my shit stop airing out that my fucking lats although super large are fucking a little bit uneven so you have a problem with people's fields of vision no i just basically i didn't know my pecks were like that until the fucking mirror snitched on me why you it's snitched right it's just airing at my business Anyway, but even if the mirror wasn't there, your body would be snitching on itself. I guess it, I guess technically, if you just didn't want to be faced with the reality. My body tells on itself, then yeah, I guess so.

My body tells on itself, I guess. Your body is, my body is a tattletail. Dude, uh, yeah, that's interesting. Your body is a tidal tale. That would be a Brian McKnight song. It'd be telling all you. is telling me all about your curves You know what I mean?

Remember the, you know what I'm saying? Maybe. Brian, my friend, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my that isn't what I was thinking of, Brian, Brian McKnight. Max Hadrum. Max Heidon. The friend says I'm at Brum at night. Max McNight.

Dude, it's an old American Idol episode. We'll watch it on luxury because we can't do it on here. Woo. But, but, um, yeah. So anyway. about the texts, I would do that. And I would, I have never, and I will never, ever do that. I get why you wouldn't.

I've mistakenly done it and, and undo it very quickly been like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't want it. Yeah. I mean, I get that. Yeah. I get why you wouldn't do it because it's ridiculous, but I want the full ha-ha sometimes. Have anybody ever called you out on it? Yeah.

Did you just like your own thing? Or like, I go, yeah. Yeah. And then how does it go? I go, yeah, it was fucking good. What do they say? I wanted the full ha-haz or I wanted the acknowledgement

so I thumbsed up it. And they go, wow, you're an insane person. Yeah, okay, good, yeah, okay. Oh, I mean, it works out. But I, honest, that's how I, I, that's one of those things that I do. And I've done it four times, five times maybe, but it doesn't bother me when someone else does it.

How about when, if we're on a, let's say, the Lifeline group chat. somebody you say something funny and then Matt says something funny oh and then if I write ha ha ha ha ha no it's not what happens sorry I cut you off keep going go ahead no what you know what happens explain it yeah if I say something funny and if Matt says something funny or vice versa uh and I and I write out and you write out ha ha ha ha or LOL or I think honestly everyone who watches this show knows what happens next I right. Let's distinguish. Let's distinguish is what he says. Yeah. Let's distinguish what the

ha-ha was for. Or something even worse. Like, now what do we do here again? We distinguish. Right. That's something that you would write. We distinguish. It's fucking bullshit to just be laughing. Christian Bell, Christian Bell, dude. It's fucking absolutely no, no, good for you. Dude, it's bullshit to just be laughing. Willy-nilly, you know what I mean? Let me know. That is the least bullshit thing ever. To be laughing Willie-nilly is the greatest thing on earth. And honestly, if it's, if it's Matt that made you laugh, and that's what I find out, good. I need to know that. Noted.

You know, now I know your style of what you laugh at a little bit more. You know, I'll regroup. I'll come back next time. So, but what if I'm just enjoying myself and I'm laughing at what's happening? That's great, too. And I might follow up with that question. Was it just because you're enjoying yourself or are you really actually laughing at that harder because you think it's funny?

or is it just kind of like an overall thing? Did the setup help it? Like did my thing kickstart your, I might laugh and then, ha, ha, therefore Matt's wasn't necessarily funny or it was just all part of the experience. Right. Busted. Well, everybody, welcome to episode 24 of Lifeline. It's Sunday, August 9th.

Happy birthday to Sam. Elliot! Jillian Anderson, and Dion Sanders. Woohoo! Love celebrities. Sam Elliott died, right? Was that the one that died?

No, no, that's... No. Sam... Who was the one? I mean, a lot of people named San... No, no, no, the Jurassic Park guy. Oh, Sam Neal. R-I-P. R-I-P. I had dinner with him once.

You did? Yeah, dude. Really? Yeah, I told the whole story on my show once, it means too long. Willem Defoe was there. What? And they were making a joke about how big Willem

foes. He who is... Talk about this in luxury, yeah? Did we? No, let's last show. Oh, yeah, okay, we'll do that. I mean, I don't know about that. You don't know that story? Yeah.

I feel so left out. Well, I mean, I wasn't invited. That's kind of crazy. Was it in New York? No, it was here. And I wasn't invited. Okay. Was it on a Tuesday or Wednesday?

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That's where it happens. That's what all goes down. David Koresh. Right. Oh, you're comparing me to David Kresh. Cool. As I'm promoting my Patreon. Thanks, man.

Yeah. So I'll be in Bakersfield. Wait, hold on, no. Yeah, I'll be in Bakersfield, Tulsa, Springfield. Missouri, Phoenix, Phenipi, Alfredo, Georgia, which is Atlanta, Buffalo.

Chris Lee.com. Bouncing around. Yeah. Carmen San Diego over here. Yeah. And then so, so go to chrissol.com and...

Portugal, a festival? Yeah, it's a festival, yeah. Oh, the Portugal one? Yeah. Nice. Yeah. That's fun. Yeah, I guess.

You got to report back in detail about Portugal. I need Intel. Okay. All right. Seal Team 6. No, for real. I want to know about Portugal. At the least threatening

country. I want to know more about Portugal. I need to know more about a party town. As a place to live, not as like... Want to live there? I mean, if I were to leave the United States, it's one of the places I haven't been that I'm like, that seems like a place that would be great. I need to, I need more intel on Lisbon. Yeah. I need more intel on Ibiza. Just fucking... So give me the intel. Give us the intel. I need more info on Ibiza. How many hoes? Has a list.

Were their tities out? What's going on here? How much was it lit? I need to know if it's lit. Or CIA off. Party CIA. Is it lit over? I don't know.

Yeah, we have to get to the radio tower, though, and make sure that we take it down. Nice. Oh, also, you guys, I've got like a ton of vodka. and I think that there's like a corner store. Such guy who doesn't drink. A ton of vodka. We've got a corner store over here. We're going to get some Red Bull.

What? You're off the mission. Sorry, I'm looking through the codes here. I don't understand that one. Oh, no, I invited some bitches. Dude, here's the thing. No, no, no. That's not a code.

Dude, I invited some bitches back at the villa. It's going to be so... The villa! Because we're in... So here's the deal. You know that fucking place where that homeless guy? We were like, who the fuck is that guy? And we almost killed him.

So just for fun, there's, I invited him these hose back to there. Everybody switched to channel six. Okay, guys, can everybody but, uh, Greg switch to channel four? Hey, guys. What's going on with Greg? I don't know, man. He's been weird ever since. I don't know, man.

he's been weird ever since ever since the thing the other night about how he had to relapse, you know? And he's been talking about how he wants to to fucking just go to Ibiza and be lit. Yeah, I know. It's just crazy. What's crazy?

Distracting so much from the mission. Greg, this is supposed to be, can you actually leave us on this channel? Okay, but you got to let me know soon because the bitches are texting me. You guys get over. You guys get over here now I need a wing man

Oh god I'm down They weren't a hodes after all They were fucking infidels You should have not Infidels in Portugal The 15th century It's a resistance Oh God damn it

Oh fuck out Wait hold on I'm gonna get this nut Oh hell yeah Anyway tell my wife I love her I'm still thinking about infidels dude

it's so stupid the dumbest I know we gotta make it funny man it was funny all right oh fuck man I think about oh man I wish I lived here

oh god I'm dying fuck dude the hoars are incredible look at the fucking one makes a bitch oh all right guys we can go back

on that other channel now Get back about that radio tower. Looks like Greg's gone. Oh, fuck, dude. That's a full on. That would be a full on. Fuck, man.

I got to remember that. That'll be easy to remember. I'll do that joke a few times in the last forever on the internet. So that's all good. All right. Well, but wait, why did I even bring that? Why do you even start saying that? Which thing?

The CIA with the. Oh, Portugal. Oh, you said, we're CIA. I said Intel. Yeah. And then you ran with it. Yeah. All right.

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So first, Chris, please come to New York or Boston soon. I've been waiting to see it on the tour schedule. I will. We miss you out here. So my story slash question, is I was on a flight recently to New Orleans for like a work thing. The guy that was sitting next to me was going down for a jazz vest. And he was listening to the music that he was looking forward to seeing performed live.

So he handed me his earbud and he was like, hey, listen to this jazz song. It's so good. Like he wanted to listen to it with me. So I was like, try to be polite. I just said, oh, no, thank you. I'm listening to my own music. But thanks. he immediately

was like I hope it's not too loud he immediately stopped talking me for the rest of the flight which was fine but um ideal actually but it left me wondering

was that a bitchy or a rude response no I felt like it wasn't but also the main reason I said no thank you was because I don't want to put a stranger's ear butt in my ear with his like ear wax and shit

I just think that's gross but is that dramatic I don't know No. Let me know what you think. I love you guys so much. Bye. Thank you.

No, I totally agree with her. No, thanks. Jazz music? Oh, and your earwax? I'm good. I mean... The only thing worse than earwax is jazz music you don't want to listen to.

No, stuff like that is extra good. Because even if you... I would go so far as to say, even if you were curious about the jazz music. Oh. And even if you didn't care about the earwax earbud thing, you don't want to talk to a stranger in a plane. So anytime you can

You know I mean some people do I mean sure some some people I suppose But as a one I'm never that person Yeah I'm sure she yeah exactly She was hitting on her Yeah exactly And

And I would say Bravo because great success You nipped that in the bud And then it ended all possible Future conversation Without having to be like hey man I don't want to talk to you Which sometimes you do have to do

So Bravo all around You did it all correct you weren't dramatic. It's not like you were like, if you were like, ew, I can't put that in my ear. Then that be overboard, even if that was true, which is what I would do. But like, no, you did it right. I was like, bro, you want me to put your earbud in my ear and listen to music I don't even like?

You're crazy. So confrontational on a plane like right up next. Do you want to go? Why bother, you know? Do you want to go? Hey, put the airbutt even close to me. This comes at you. Yeah, I think that that's.

really weird. I think you handled it probably perfectly, unless you wanted to hear it a little bit, then maybe it's a little bit of a different story. How about when people on the plane just don't have headphones in? Depends. Really? The only situation I'm okay with that is if it's like a little kid. Yeah, but we've went over this. That's... Yeah, that's fine. If you're... Wait, sorry. Sorry, I'm misunderstanding. If they're watching something.

A little kid? Got it. I misunderstood. I thought you managed if you're FaceTiming your kit. Oh, oh. We've talked about how that's... Yeah, well, that's different too. But like, if you're just playing your own music, you're a grown man.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Playing your own music. I'm talking about adults. On your own screen without headphones? I'm talking about adults. Then, yeah, then you're completely breaking, like, the social contract. Unless it's quick, right?

Yeah, if it's 10 seconds, it's a little different. What? Why is it okay if it's a kid? Because kids are kids. Well, well, no. He's right, though, because the parent should be like, hey, you got to put it on a headphones. Yeah, but some kids like, because they're fucking kids are like, no.

Yeah, you can't make a kid, you don't want to traumatize a kid on a plane, put these on now. No, but then you turn a volume really low. Yeah, no, totally. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. You do what you can to minimize the disturbance to every other flight member, but you can't, I think about this all the time. One of our relatives, doesn't matter who, was flying to California at a time. His daughter was, our second cousin was very,

and she was kicking the seat in front of a person in front. And the guy in front turned around first, glared, then turned around and was like, doing like the, you know, escalation. You were there? No, him telling me the story. Okay, you weren't there. And, and third time, he says, can you get your daughter to stop kicking my seat? Sure.

He says, I can try. Yeah. She's three. Right. Right. Like, I'll do my best. Yeah. You know, but she didn't stop.

Right. Not because she was trying to be an annoying. No, no, no. She's just, yeah. Because her legs. She forget. She hits it. Whatever, yeah.

And the guy, like, got, like, super mad. And it was, like, stuck in my head forever. I was like, this little girl, like, how could you be, like, what do you matter? I get being annoyed. Sure, you could be annoyed, but charge it to the game. That's one of those things. You're like, all right, what the fuck am I going to do? I got this seat.

What is it? Five hour flight? Deal with it. Right. Right. Anyway. No, I, I, uh, I, uh, I want to know who that is.

Joe, this though. Oh, that's funny. Yeah, because I would, I would try. Yeah, I'm going to try. I'm going to for sure try. And I would. If the guy said that. You're going to try?

If the guy said to me, yo, yeah, I'll try to me. I'll be like, dude, I will try. Yeah, of course. Yeah. And he did. Yeah, yeah. But then he said he got out of hand and was like, hey, like, oh, after that? Yeah.

Had to, like, talk to him and be like, yeah, like, oh, that's crazy, bro. Jesus. Wow, that's so something that would happen to Joe, too. That's funny. Yeah, well, that was many years ago. A long time ago. But it always stuck in my head. Always stuck in my head.

Dude, people are crazy when it comes to being with other people. They're just insane. There was a guy. I mean, dude, first of all, never say anything to anybody too early on the plane because they might be getting situated. Like, before we took off. Some guy was like, this is my chair, not that's yours. Wait, what?

Yeah, because I hit it, I guess. It was out of, I was like, what? Wait, wait, wait. Older guy, yeah. Why would he think, were you sitting in his seat? No, I was in my seat. And I must have, like, I must have, I mean, how hard could I have possibly fucking hit it if I didn't know? What was his point in, don't hit my seat?

And his way of delivering that was, hey, this. This is my chair? This is my seat. That's yours. I go, I can't remember what I said. I said something. Miserable fuck. I said something confrontation.

I can't remember what it was. I mean, I wouldn't be able to buy my tongue in that situation. If an old man fucking said some shit like that to me on a flight, dude, oh my God. We didn't even take off yet. And you know, that's actually the crazy. You know?

Well, obviously. Yeah. I might have taken my thing down or something. I don't know, you know. I laying down the law before you take off. Yeah. This guy's like, I got to nip it in a buddy. He's going to be trouble.

Yeah. But yeah, God, people are just insane, dude. I had a guy on a flight, speaking to old people on flights. I had a guy on a flight I was flying to Arkansas. Whoops. And why the festival? Yeah. Wow.

And the guy in front of me was just shit in his pants the whole time. Farting? No. What? Yep. Like very elderly, very well. Elderly, okay. So I wasn't like, fuck this asshole.

But I was like, oh my God. But it's a plane. Yeah. And you're right behind it. Right. Right where the fumes of the dukums are streaming into your nose. And you're just like, what do I do? What can you do?

You definitely can't get mad at the guy. No, you can't. I mean, that would be. No, you'd be one of the worst people on earth. You know. Excuse me, sir. Can you stop shitting your pants even though you can't possibly do that? Although maybe he could stop and it was just like his kink.

You never know, which I saw this video on TikTok. Okay. I'll go in here later. I'll go ahead. I just felt it was obvious. that wasn't the kink yeah you know what I mean yeah it was like 92 right right right right right right right right right right um and but yeah it was it was a long flight it was a long flight I was a long flight I saw I saw uh this TikTok video we're watching on golden hour but this girl

was like I I just got to she was on like either the airport or the subway or something and she was in a wheelchair and she was like so the lift isn't working so I have to wait and this was what happens when you have to wait and the lift isn't working and they had like security come down and they were like they had to get this other thing that was going but that doesn't work that didn't fit with my chair so yeah and then after the obvious huge ordeal minutes passed maybe even longer could have been an hour i don't know they tried different methods she was at the end of the video she was like and since i'm an ambulatory wheelchair user i'm going to decide to walk up the stairs this time and so it shows her walking up the stairs because what is an ambulatory it's like if you're too fat or

she wasn't even fat though or if you have a you know some something you shouldn't walk some condition where you know it flares up sometimes and then you're okay that's which was my jaw dropped so she was perfectly capable able to walk it sure looked like it and and she admitted she did it so can you put an ambulatory wheelchair and people were like who can walk or stand but use a wheelchair for energy conservation. Oh, maybe pain. So she could, yeah. Which is a valid thing.

Yeah, completely. Right. But like, you know, my point was. Extenuating circumstances. Just, why don't you try walking first? I mean, to grant her the most possible grace, perhaps walking creates immense pain. Yeah. People were in the comments.

You know what people were in the comments. Did she post it? Yeah. And people were like in the people are weird about what they're post. Well, that's the whole thing. To post that even is weird. Yeah. That was what Eric was saying.

But like the thing about that is they said, uh, like the people in the comments were like as a fucking mandatory wheelchair. You know, as somebody who has to use one, they're like, fuck you. Right. Sure. Yeah. But then I thought about how wait a minute. Actually, she does have a good point. Not a good point, but she had like in her favor.

What do you think about this? She still has to get her big ass wheelchair. Yeah. the stairs. Yeah. And she can't. So she kind of does need people that comes to good. Yes.

So yeah. Then once I realized that, I was like, oh, never mind maybe. Yeah. Hmm. Yeah. But she just, this was in New York? I don't know. No, it was like, nothing works in New York.

So it probably was. Yeah. Or it could have been a, she was not from New York, though. Oh. Well, she was, it looked like she was like, well, I know. She could have been. Anyway, she called it a lift. So.

Yeah, they have those lifts. That's true. That's true. That's true. That's true. And subway stations in New York. , anyway. You kind of have to legally now.

I don't doubt. I think if the guy was attractive, she's wearing those headphones and she might end up at the festival. What? Who are we talking about? Well, dude, back to the future. He's talking about back to the submission. Okay, so say it again?

I think if the guy was attractive, she's wearing the headphone listening to the music and might end up at the festival. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. The guy wasn't attractive, so she was like, oh, don't talk to me. Yeah, yeah. I don't want to wear this. That seems like a given.

She wasn't interested in the festival. the guy. If she was interested in the guy, then even if she didn't put the earbird in, her response would have been different. I, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, no, I'm agreeing with you. I agree. Yeah, yeah. Don't be so confrontational, but yeah, with me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chill, chill up. Yeah, me relax a little bit, you know, but I'm getting a little heated. If you're going to give somebody your earphones, just be a little bit more attractive, I guess. I mean, checking your blood pressure because you're so heated. Yeah. Oh, is that what you're doing? Yeah. Okay. All right. Good. Let's do one. Hear that? It's your money calling.

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I'm around 6070 beats per me. I've been waiting for a reason to call in and submit something and I haven't had one, but I finally did. So I was like, I got to tell we guys. So little context, I hurt my knee. I'm a big runner. I was injured for a while. I was out of running for about six months.

And in that, I also was moving to a new apart. and the new apartment does not have a gym. It's not an apartment complex with a lot of amenities. So I made the decision to not get a gym membership and just buy a bunch of weights and, you know, a bench and everything in my room because I was trying to be, I thought it was a better sort of choice. And I hurt my knees. So I'm doing rehab exercises and I'm also lifting weights because I'm trying to stay in shape since I can't run. Anyway, I've been lifting weights and my neighbors. I was holding the door open for one of my neighbors who I'd never met, and she was like, hey, are you in unit, blah, blah, blah.

And I was like, yeah, yeah. And she was like, yeah, are you dropping weights? It sounds like an earthquake. And I'm like, oh, I like had no idea. I'm so sorry. Yeah, like, I guess I may be doing that during the day. And she was like, yeah, if you could just stop, that would be great. And I'm like, well, I can control the weight and try not to drop.

it as much. And I asked her, I was like, like, you know, like, you can just text me. I can exchange numbers. And she's like, no, I don't want to exchange numbers. Just like stop. And I'm like, okay. So now I have this lady that doesn't want me to drop weights. But it's kind of frustrating because I need to lift weights as part of my rehab protocol for my knee. And this woman sounds awful. I don't want to like tiptoe around it. But I also don't want to disrupt her. But I'm also doing it in normal hours of the day. Right, right. Right. I'm not. like one of those gym guys that's just throwing weights around. I'm pretty polite about it.

So I would love the advice. She was a little bit, she's like, she was polite and stuff, but a little bit direct and, you know, a little bit older. So yeah, I'd love the advice. Love you guys. Sorry, this is long. Oh, no, that's so annoying. The only thing I would say is maybe I haven't have one thing, but to say, but go ahead.

Honestly, don't do anything differently. Yeah. There's that for sure. I would, I, that would be my go-to. But, but, but if, I mean, if you're actually dropping weights, which I guess technically everyone does after they're done using them, if there's no like weight stand. It doesn't matter. Maybe put like a thing under it.

It's still going to make noise though. Right. But that's what I'm saying. Like, it's like you're going to minimize it somehow. But like, yeah. You live in an apartment complex. People do things all day that make different kinds of noises. Yeah.

This is a brief period where you make some noise. Guess what? that woman has to deal with it. He's also not working out for fucking seven hours a day, dude. You know what I mean? At most an hour and it's like how many times is it in the ground? Okay, deal with it. And then what you could maybe do if you want to be nice is say,

what are the best times of the day for me to do this? If just so I know, this way I can, you know, if I know you're gone, I can do it. It won't matter. She's home all day. I can tell. I understand. But you're saying you can still do that to be nice. and keep it in mind.

I'm not saying you have to work out when she's not there, but you can set, you can, you know, like if I, if this happened to me, I could see a world where I say, is there a time you're not like home? Like I'll do it then.

And if she said, oh, actually I have the, you know, maybe 11 or something is a good time. I'd be like, oh, keep in mind. I'll try to do it. I'll try to do it then if I can. And that's the end of that. And then if she does says something again, you go, you don't have to tell her fucking anything, but I would be like, yeah, I have a rehab.

I got to do my thing. So I'm trying to be as quiet as possible. I'm trying to do it at respectable hours. And I don't know what to tell you, but my rehab ends at some point. So, but this is, you know, we live in our apartment. Yeah. I mean, that last sentence is everything. We live in an apartment.

Sometimes you'll make noise. And sometimes that sucks, but that's apartment living. And like, he, again, he's not throwing weights around. He's not working out for seven hours. he's probably working out for very short periods of time. How bad could it be? The answer is not that bad. So therefore, don't do anything different.

That's my advice. Look at the guy. He doesn't have a fucking, he's not deadlifting, dude. He's not got a fucking whole bar, you know, bar. He's fucked up his knee. He's trying to fucking get better. Like, don't do anything different.

And even if you drop a fucking 20-pound weight, it's going to be loud. No, this isn't. You're, you're, no, no. No to her, yes to you. Yeah. Oh, shit. You got a guy who works out above you. Oh, that's life.

Yeah. Yeah. No, don't do anything different. My advice, honestly, is I don't do anything differently. Yeah, and keep saying like, oh, yeah, I won't do it. And then you keep doing it. Oh, yeah, I'll stop working out, period. You know what?

You shouldn't do that for sure, yeah. Yeah. You should say, oh, you know what? Or just say, I stopped. I don't know what the sound is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would be great, actually. That would be great.

I'm sorry, you know what? I'm actually happy you brought this up because working out was so hard. And I was looking for any excuse to stop. I'm quitting. Can I have your numbers, though? She says, no, I don't want to exchange numbers. It's crazy. Just follow her back to her apartment.

I know where you live now. Can I give your numbers? Exchange numbers? She said, no, I don't want to give your number. Oh, you know what? That's fine, actually. Whenever I'm going to work out or come on, knock on your door, I'll make sure it's okay. She'll be like, oh, here's my number.

What if then she just comes up every time he starts doing it? Join in, Faddy? There's nothing she can do. Join in, Faddy. Hey, what she can do? Call the cops. The cops are going to come, and they're going to say, this is completely, Above board.

Why are we here? Like, there's no recourse for her. Yeah. So keep doing what you're doing. Yeah. You're working out and she talks in. Hey, you're working out. Yeah, come in, Fatty.

You know, assuming she's fat. It doesn't matter. Just call her Fatty. Nice. Just insulting. Hey, Fatty, what's up? Open the door. That's how you greet her.

Yeah. Don't change, dude. So lazy. So gaslight her and call her a fatty. Yeah. And my advice is don't change it. Don't change a thing. Answer the door holding the weights, being workout outfit, in a workout outfit and say, yeah, no, I don't know what you're hearing, but that's not me.

I'm not working out. Next time she comes or next time she comes, have a huge, like, apparatus on your knee. and when she knocks, make sure you have it on and like you're wincing and you're like, ah, and so she notices and asks and she asks and you say

well, I've had to stop working out because you asked me to ask me to. Oh man. Yeah, yeah. And now my knee has gotten significantly worse and I don't know what to do anymore. Could you? The most passive aggressive shit

and I want to be a good guy. I'm trying to be a team player here. So my knee is excruciating. Yeah. Then you get your way. But it's okay because the doctor says that now instead of it being better in six weeks, it'll never be better. So thanks for that. Or tell her when she knocks, tell her to just say, it's open and then she has to open the door and you're in a bed.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I had to stop working out. In more. In a full body cast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. With strength, like strength. You got to fucking. He's in an iron line.

Iron line. No fucking reason. Hey, come on in. Is it all echoey? Yeah, so I sold my weights on eBay for a lower price. I lost money, but I'm actually going to just be in here now. I had to stop working out. And then I got, so now the doctor says since I stopped working out.

Because you. I have six months to live. Anyway, enjoy your silence. trying to be a team BOOC Whatever you set up That whole thing Like you set it up

It wasn't happening But you did the whole thing And then Oh you'd be a psychopath Yeah but man Would you be a fucking committed psychopath Yeah for sure And and then even hired

Ambulance people To come take you out in a body bag Yeah And then And then You still lived there And you had to hide from her And then she came up once

And you go I'm the ghost Mm-hmm. Now, then you just start resuming the exercises right away. Yeah. It's scared of death and then she's gone. And then your problem's solved. See, we really help.

Yeah. All right. Figure that one out. Yeah, next one. Hey, Matt. Hey, Chris. My name is Darlin calling from Boise, Idaho. What up?

Just wanted your opinion on something really quick. Do you find it to be a red flag? Let's say you're dating somebody. And you find out that she is the type of person who has to, not just celebrate a birthday day or birthday week, but a birthday month. Come on. And has to announce it to everybody and make it everybody else's full-time job to give a shit. My theory, in my opinion, is that these are the same type of people who always want attention,

but now there's just a theme involved, basically. My other theory is everybody's most annoying friend who already has their Halloween costume picked out. And it's only July. So what do you think? Well, those are probably both correct theories. But what I would say is, would I consider that a red flag? The answer is absolutely yes. And in fact, I don't even, I don't think there's a version of myself that could end up even

accidentally in a relationship with someone who does that. And say her birthday is in like seven months and it would catch me off guard. That to me is like a very specific type of person. and I would like to think I would notice several red flags before that but in isolation is that a red flag that is crimson. Are you talking about?

She asked, she's talking about red flag. No, I know, but is she talking about dating or is she just talking about friendships? I guess it doesn't matter. Red flag, I mean, I think she means dating but red flag, I think about the relationship. But yeah, if a woman wanted to celebrate her birthday month

and had all these activities and things around that and wanted me to participate and plan and do whatever else. Red flag? I mean, no, it wouldn't be a red flag. I would just break up with that person. I mean, do those people really exist, birthday month? Yeah. That's, a month is 30 days.

Yeah. That's, that's war, so much work. Yeah, and they want you to do it on their behalf because they were born. During that month. You didn't do anything to be born. You didn't even fucking choose to be born. Why are we celebrating? We should be fucking having

like, what do you call? Bacon? No, like a fucking funeral procession. For each year? Yeah. Yeah, I didn't ask to fucking be here. So, so down.

No, dude, it's, I think we're all the time. I'm not going to get to. Every year. But I fucking, I didn't put, what the fuck? Every single person on earth ever to exist did not ask to be here. No one consented to being here. Life fucking sucks for so many people.

And nobody was like, yeah, let me get in there. Let me get out of here. Two people were just like, Ha, ha, ha, ha. Nine months later, somebody comes out. And they're just like, what the fuck am I doing here? Nobody asks me if I'm, this cold. It is cold.

I'm all wet and bloody. What the fuck? It's definitely one. I don't know anything and I can't see anything. I'm scared. What the fuck? Think about it all the time. Woo-hoo.

Sir, I just ask you for directions. Dude, yeah, it's definitely warmer and pussy. I'll tell you that much. You know what I mean? Not my point. Not my point. But yeah, think about you. I will never mind.

Being born. So comfortable for nine months just in their mom's belly. Everything's chill. You're fed. You don't have to do anything. Everything's done for you and then suddenly boom. But you don't get Hulu in there. You don't care about who the one born.

No, not yet. but you know the the thing is though also hulu as the perk of a life you know uh uh i i think uh yeah being born must be so traumatic like are you kidding me i read a lot of books on it on on like uh weird esoteric books on like how the true purpose of life is like everyone is trying to like return to the mother's womb because like that's where they were safest and most comfortable and most well kept. Maybe for a pussy. That's why they're coming from there.

Oh, you want to go back in one? Okay. Oh, you're a pussy. Neat therapy. What is, uh, well, we mean you read a lot of books on it. How many books? I was interested in like the trauma of birth because it's such an epic crazy experience. And some of that led me down.

this path towards these weird authors who would write about how life is an endless pursuit of trying to not literally but get back into the womb well literally too sometimes you know guys are trying well not into their mother's womb but sure right right right right right um but yeah you might have a point there you know what how it's traumatic no no yeah yeah I mean mean that's their version because that's the best they can do yeah you know um so So when would you read these books? When would I? Like how long ago?

Time during the day now. Oh, at night. When I read books or, yeah. I read less a lot, a lot less now. Right. And you would read how many of these books do you think? I read probably like four or five of those books, yeah. But it's, yeah.

I mean, I don't want to get too fucking boring about it, But like, more guys laughing out there. It's just like the worst interview of all times. I know. But it's interesting to me that when, when people do their things. But you read?

Yeah. So when do you read? On the plane. Do you read at night? I read. Okay. I mean, both,

yeah, yeah, I read mostly. Yeah. Kristen trying to get me into listening to the shit. I can't do audiobooks. I don't have anything against them. I just like,

I don't retain. I learned it. I learned how to do it. You got to be locked in, though, dude. I can't do all driving. It's harder to be locked in because reading you're locked in, you know. You have no choice, yeah. Yeah.

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And it's ready to go from day one so you can hit the ground running. Bring it with SAP Grow, AI Cloud ERP for any size business. Same time. Hey Matt and Chris, quick question. So a month ago, my wife leaves a dirty water bottle in the sink. Day one, day two, day three goes by. Oh. I finally decide I'm going to clean it for her.

Clean it. Put it away. Fast forward a month. A month? I walk in the door. The water bottle's in the sink. The wife has left a note, hey, leaving this for you to take care of. There's mold in the water bottle.

Oh. Going forward, please make sure all dishes are. are dry before putting them away to prevent this issue. Plot twist. So I, you know what? I comply. Yeah. I wash it.

And I haven't put it away yet. It's drying. But I have left on her note a response. Quite the relationship. Yeah, no problem. Next time, don't leave it in the sink days on end. Am I being immature? Are we both wrong?

Why are you not talking? Yeah. Chris, I feel like this is something that would make you blood curdling mad. I couldn't even know. bring it up. I don't know. What are your guys' thoughts? Well, my thought is that leaving a note

about it in, like, after a month you can text each other. Like, you're married. You can roll over and say, hey, don't do that. Don't do that. But like, the note, the only thing that where I think this guy made a misstep was

adding a note to her note, Well, yeah, I mean. Because then you're just like the pettiest of the petty. You're fucking Tom Petty. Like, yeah, that's, that's, but I. But how are you going to win war if you don't stoop down to their level? Well, you don't engage in war, I think is the key to a healthy relationship. And then they come slaughter your family.

But, you know, that's a, you guys got a weird relationship. There's no, there's no way around the fact that they have a weird relationship. It's just like, okay, Nazis, you made lampshades out of our skin. Uh, yeah, uh, yeah, I will forgive you. Okay, yeah, no, we're not going to, we won't, we won't, we won't stoop to your level and kill you. And I say you lose the war, so. I don't. So, you know, somebody starts a war, you, you finish it.

Is that, so you're saying, burn the water bottle. The note is finishing the war or something? No, I think he should have went further. I think he should have buried the water bottle somewhere she would never, find and be like, you know, it's somewhere. Congratulations. It is technically somewhere. You entered a war.

Congratulations, dude. You wanted a war? I mean, you got one. You wanted a war, you got one. And then just write a note, you wanted a war, you got one. Stick it on her pillow. What would you do if Kristen didn't know? What?

Exactly what he described. The note? The whole thing. If she wrote me a note like that, I'd crumple it up and throw it out and never bring it up. You'd never bring it up? That's not how you communicate with me. No, fuck that. No.

Text me or tell me. Then. Yeah, you're married. Tell the person. Don't even text. Text is even weird in this regard. Unless it's like, you just think of it and you're not together.

But like, yeah. Just, right? You gotta get a piece of paper and a pen and then attach it to a fucking water bottle? Pretty weird. What about this? Hey, that's way easier. And then say the words and then you're done. Yeah, you see each other every day, right?

I mean, I would think so. I would think so. You guys got a weird relationship. My takeaway and my advice, which is an advice, is that you guys got a weird relationship. That's not advice, yeah. No, it's not. But it's the truth. That's weird.

All of it's weird. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Every part. Yeah, I mean, you know, unless he's leaving out a major part, she's deaf or something, you know. I think he would have included that, but you're right, of course. There are.

Also, yeah, but I'll just say. saying yeah obviously but yeah um but i yeah everything he did was fine except the the the added note part but that again kind of ruined it all you want to win the war so you don't the war doesn't matter they're married you know no war of the roses i was just going to say that that's so weird it's not that weird but yeah it is weird or a little weird i mean the movie is 50 years old yeah exactly uh all right um did another one What's up, guys? I am on my way home right now, listening to the show. A photographer in the 50s.

And I just wanted to know the origin of worst life coach, worst therapist, worst doctor. We were just doing this. Like, what was the first one of those to start it all? We literally opened the show talking about that. That's so weird. That's kind of weird. What's even weirder is, I don't remember that. We did? Yeah, I don't know.

Yeah. Yeah, we did the Steel Team 6. Al Bundy thing? That's not that. No, no, he's talking about something else. What is he talking about? He's talking about, like, the thing we do where it's like, you'll be saying something, and it'll be like bad advice, and it'll be a bit or something,

and then you'll finish and I'll say, worst therapist. That's kind of the same thing, though. It's the same thing. No, no. He's talking about that specific bit? Yes. Ah, okay. And he's saying, what was the origination of that?

Can we, can we, can we? Oh, God. I mean, that's been around. For 20 years at least. No more. Yeah, more. One more years. Would you, so he wants to know specifically about the worst therapist, worst life coach advice bit.

Because I wouldn't even say that that was like a. It's kind of like the Sedeeper thing or like. Sedeeper is a bit though. Right. But what I'm saying is it's, I can see how he could lump those in the same pile, you know. But I, it is different. clear he's not talking about all of the bits he's talking about that bit that bit that bit yeah you thought that too maco yes okay that's what i'm off did immediately uh i don't know but it's i mean yeah no

it just this was over 20 years ago yeah hazleton hazleton maybe maybe lettington weddington weddington is what i meant weddington is wedding was first right yeah yeah we yeah we i mean we all We lived the five of us, live together. Four years ago or something. Yeah. It might even have been before that. Yeah, exactly.

You know. But it's all, they're all extensions of all of them now. You know? That's why I say like, even the Navy SEAL thing. It's like, that's part of that, you know.

But that was more of like, yeah. That's the style of humor. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But that, yeah. That's,

that specific thing is impossible to trace its origins. Yeah, it's much like the Egyptian. It's like the pyramids. Yeah. Really. Our joking style, that style is, I mean, we're basically ancient Egyptians. But we do remember the first time it's the drunk.

I do, yeah. Yeah. Well, no, I remember the first time it was solidified that it was laugh out loud funny. It was so drunk with Mike. But what I remember the first time I texted it. S. I was on the text. Yes,

you were. Yeah. And I remember you commenting somehow about that's so funny that that's the way you spell it. Like that. Really? Yeah. Oh, wow.

Yeah. That's the time I remember. And then the mic was, we were in Sacramento. Oh, those are separate times. No, it was like the same day or two. Oh, okay. Yeah. It was like when it kind of was like, you know.

It was cresting. Yeah, it was cresting. Yeah. And back when Sir Drunk was cresting. Um, the, uh, that he was so drunk. We were in a pizza place. Yeah. Do you remember that?

I mean, I remember that very well. Yeah. And he was just said something. I got to do you. The best is when someone's so drunk and they're talking to you and you're with someone who also thinks it's funny. We've talked about, you know, we've talked about this, right? No.

Yeah. And you say so drunk, they can't hear it. Yes. I don't know what's going on. We've talked about this. And you're just like listening and you're just like, yeah, it's right. Yeah, yeah, dude. And it can even be honest, you know what you mean,

doesn't need to be heard. Yes, because it's also funny when someone's not drunk and you still do it. That's true. But the funniest one is when someone is drunk and someone else is there and you're like, uh-huh, uh-huh, that's drunk. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. One time Jason Collings and I were outside of the improv. This was fuck, 15 years ago.

And some woman was there at the show and she was just like, talking, you know, one of these, so, so drunk. And she said, I love that that was the motion, you know. And we, and we said we were taught, well, she was talking to us. We weren't really saying anything. And she said literally in the middle of the, whatever you want to call it, diatribe conversation, she says, so up. And Jason and I laughed so, so hard at a nowhere.

It wasn't part of a sentence. She just said, so up. like so clearly. Do you think Okay, keep you going And we to this day still say so much. Wow, wow.

Isn't that incredible when some shit like that happens? I mean, he and I have things like that that have lasted probably 35 years, you know? I'm a good. What is?

Or like 33 years. I'm a good. I'm a good as one. Or when a man fucks a woman. I mean, there's so many, dude. There's,

I mean, when you know someone for so long, Infinite joke or, it's inevitable. Insight jokes are so awesome. Matt, were you there for, do you know who I am right now? No, only. I was, I was.

Wow. Okay. You were? Yes, but I didn't witness it. I was tables over. Then you came back and told me that it happened. Right, right. I remember.

Ichibon? Was that the place? Yeah. That I know, even that I know. Do you know who I am right now? Incredible. Have you told that story? Yeah, but we should probably tell it again because people don't know.

No, no, no. We've told it like twice only. Okay. There's definitely people listen now. What's that story? Yeah, they want to know what the story is. Tell quick. He went to another person.

person's table, we were just out of high school. And he went over to say hi to some like people that he knew that were still in high school. And he was in that, he was a little, I guess, feeling a little like, hold on, do they know who I am? So what ended up coming out of his mouth was, do you know who I am right now? And that's incredible. Right. I meant to say, do you remember quantumly? Do you remember me? Of course. Of course. That's what you meant to say. But the way, way you said it was absolutely retarded. And do you know why I am right now? The right now is just over the edge.

I was also like, this is so silly, but like nervous because even though they were younger, you know. I was a more younger. I was sorry. I can't say it. Yes, you can. You were young too. They were cool. You were young too.

It's okay. I was, yeah, I was 18 and they were like 17. And I was like, but I thought that they were cute. Yeah, they were cool chicks, yeah. Which is legal, yeah. Just say they're cool chicks, you know, you get out of it that way. No, it's okay. He was 18, they were 17, that's good enough.

I was so younger. Yeah. Yeah, no, and... So you had a little nerves in your system. Yeah. But also, you want to be like, you're like, I'm the guy back from college, I'm cool, man. Do you know who I'm right now? That's fucking, and then you fuck up, yeah.

Just an idiot. I mean, I still can't talk to women, so that's cool. Wow. You know, so deeper. Oh, wow. Double's the deeper. Wow, double's the deeper. at the same time.

Yeah, it is hard. It is kind of weird how you have to get good at talking to women and like, how is that double so deeper? We both said it at the same time. Got it. Oh, I mean, so offended that we thought.

Feels like you got a little bit better and wants us to, you got a little bit better to talk to women. You have to admit I'm a little bit better at talking to women. But yeah, no, I know. Yeah, it is weird how that's a thing that you have to. Fuck, that sucks, man. What?

What do you say? Because when you die, right? I mean, whoa. No, no, no. No, no. When you die, you're going to have a lot of regrets. You know how fucking minuscule?

You know how like, dude, this is what? You're gonna be like, there's like, say you die single and without a family, you're like, I fucking was nervous talking to women? I don't think about it like that.

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I'd much rather be told, no, I'm not interested in you. Yeah. In even the plaintiff's most direct way, rude as possible way, let's say. Then wonder, fuck, I wish I talked to that woman. Like, what is, it gets down to like the nittyous, grittious,

like, what are we doing here? Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. What are we doing here? Are we saving our feelings? like like yeah from what dude you're gonna fucking die I'm still nervous to talk to my wife

that's why you write notes but yeah dude it's like dude just fucking it's it can be nerve wracking you can say dude you know who I am right now but it's still better than not doing it at all yes that's my takeaway yeah what did she say that I said that oh oh hands to deeper I'm glad I said it and I don't regret it

Anzidapur. Would she say back? She said, what she understood what I meant. Yeah, of course. I remember you. Yeah, I mean, Oh,

I would have laughed like hell, but when people talk. Yeah, no, no, weird shit comes out, it comes out weird. It's not that weird. He does that.

Oh, God, I got to go. Enjoy your sushi. People talk all fucked up. That's what, I mean, it doesn't bother me about movies,

but no movie ever almost. I mean, there's like, 0.01% of it. them that actually capture how people talk. You know what bothers me? People are always like, I love realistic movies. Oh, you do?

Bro. Let me tell you something. You've never seen one. You've never seen one. You've never seen one. I'll show your fucking husbands, but John Kazavetti's, you lose your mind. That's like the one of like eight realistic movies.

You know what I mean? Yeah, really. Like, you want realism? You're going to have to hear shit like, do you know who I am right now? And people are going to read that on the page and be like, you can't write that. That makes no sense. I know. And some producers are going to be like, he can't say like that.

That makes no sense. All producers are going to say that. Exactly. Oh, yeah, exactly. You'd be like, yeah, you know what I mean, you stupid fucking Hollywood guy? We're saying, we're calling a movie, do you know who I am right now? They're just going to red X right now, you know? Yeah. The realism.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. I don't particularly like realism. That's not even my argument. My argument is nobody's ever fucking seen in a movie because that is shit is real. Yeah, you want movies to be fucking not real a lot. That's fine. Yeah, for sure.

I don't want, if I'm going to watch a fucking two sometimes even now, three-hour movie. Like, I don't want to experience more of regular-ass life. Did you watch that fucking

Instagram I sent of that guy who is bashing that Kevin Hart movie? I watched some of it. Oh man, this fucking thing makes me laugh,

bro. The way the guy breaks down how the movie makes no sense. You love guys that breaks up down now on the internet?

I always have. But it's so funny. I feel like that's new. Oh, yeah. Maybe it is. Past few years. Oh.

It's just so funny that he could you know why because that's how I think of stuff Not necessarily that that's how your brain works. Yeah, I'm just like constantly fucking and this guy's just like but how did they even know that the coke was in the jet skis? I'm like That's hilarious. I have a question. Is that his whole account? I think so that's good. I've seen a few funny yeah. I've seen a few of them but that's funny but then sometimes he does ones as jokes like I don't like that. I don't like it either, but it makes me think, okay, maybe he's not actually so dick about Maybe he's not just a hater.

Yeah, exactly, right, right, right, right. Like, who cares if Kevin Hart comes out with a movie that doesn't make sense? Well, who expects it Kevin Hart? Well, yeah, it's like fucking, dude, he's a fucking, he played a CIA agent in one of the things, you know? That's believable. It's just like, he'd be Greg. He'd be Greg. He'd play Greg in the book.

Yeah, yeah, exactly. In the Portugal one. But the tits are out. um Kevin Hart as Greg yeah no but it's just so uh

yeah it's just like you're not gonna watch fucking 72 hours with with uh Kevin Hart and a few SNL actors and be like this isn't real

yeah people I don't like what people talk about with those movies in general whether they're saying they want it or whatever it's like no you don't you don't even know what you're talking about there isn't a more two 2016 movie that would come out than this. It's unbelievable. Central Intelligence. Yeah,

Central Intelligence. Jeez, yeah, that's so true. That was, wait, that was 10 years ago? Yeah. Wow. To me it's a longer ago. The like big guy, little guy trope that they do is so stupid. It were. To ever since twins, you know. Oh, wait, that just that Hollywood does or that they do? They do. Oh, the rock and Kevin Hart. Got it, got it, got it, got it. People love it. I mean, I, I don't think. Yeah, idiot. You know what they're going to do. I don't think it's bad. Oh, whatever. They do look funny together. Fuck.

I mean, Jesus. It gives a fuck about it. Okay, well, you know. It's a flying. Just fucking so negative about it. Either one of them. Don't give a fuck. All right.

All right, guys. Well, we're done. Thank you. Come see me in Bakersfield. Come see me in, uh, Tulsa. Come see me in Springfield, Missouri. Phoenix and Tempe. Uh, appreciate you.

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