Lifeline - 225. Lil' Mac

Episode Date: August 16, 2026

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Ready? Yeah. Yep. AOC is single? Yeah. You didn't know that? Buyakasha. What's her number, dude?

Don't docks her, but send her my info. She's 37. Send me her info. You know what I'm saying? Bada boom. Apparently she's been... They said that maybe she called her engagement off two years ago. Well, did you see the guy she was engaged to?

Yeah. Yeah? Well, no, but the thing is about that is... If you're that hot and you're that... that famous and that popular. Go ahead. But the thing is about that is that she was freezing her eggs. We should have known when she was doing that,

that she was kind of probably, because she made with the same guy for like 15 years. If you don't have a baby by the time 15 years and you're with the same guy and you're not married and you're freezing your eggs now, it's just that all kind of doesn't add up to me. It's an age thing when you freeze your eggs. Well, I know that, but why wouldn't,

you have had your baby already. She's a fucking congresswoman. So? I know. She's busy. She didn't want to have a kid yet. I don't know. No, no, no.

I understand the reasons. But it's just like if you want to have babies, you do it. You got to do it before. Well, you also said it broke up two years ago. No, that's my point is that you knew something was up. How old is AOC? 37. 37.

She's been in the public eyes so long. When did she get elected? She was like 12? Yeah, young. She's a 12-year-old. candidate. Speaking of birthdays, though, it is Ice T's birthday. Yeah, dude. Ice T. Elizabeth Olson and John McEnroe. Is Elizabeth Olson the one in that David Kelly show with, no? No. Yeah, it is. No. That you're thinking of Dakota,

not Dakota, the other one. No, I'm thinking of a different, different, no, I'm thinking of a different show. I'm not thinking of a show that she's on. I'm thinking of a show that Elizabeth Olson is on. Love and dying or death and, what is it? Love and death. Yeah, love and death. That's the David Kelly show? Yeah, it is. Okay. Yep, that's her. Now, right?

Every show is the David Kelly show now. That's her, right? That is her, yeah. Yeah, yeah. She's so good in that. She's the sister of the Olson. Yeah, I know. Younger sister, right?

Younger? I think so, right? I didn't know that. Also, wait, go back to John McEnroe. But that she's great in that. She's really good. John McEnroe was my favorite tennis player when I was a kid. I used to play tennis.

Uh-huh. And he was like my hero. Remember he was so mad? He would get so mad. Yeah, well, that's why he was my hero. Because he, like, taught me how to throw my racket and get pissed. You can't be serious, man. You cannot be serious.

He was also a lefty. It's a problem. And my coach, my coach used to call me Little Mac. Oh, wow. Why is it saying he died? Did he die? No. Why is it saying?

It's just a meme page. It's the internet, dude. I know. What's why I'm asking? No, he didn't die. What? He didn't die. Yeah, he did not die, yeah.

He is the most entertaining highlight real athlete, I think, maybe of all time. Really? Yeah. His blowups. I remember him. They're like comic, like comedy scripts. Really? It's unbelievable how he treats reps, how he treats, like, the crowd.

It's just like, it's before a time when you knew a clip would last forever. Right, right, right, right. So it's like, he's like, this is live now and always this again. You know what I mean? Wow. And it's just pure like, it's like performance. It's like actual just. Yeah, I remember it kind of.

All I remember is mom being like, this is stupid. He's a baby. Yeah, but it ruled though, dude. You throw his racket. Well, you were 12, so you probably thought that. Yeah. He threw his racket and say, did you, can you not fucking see? Oh, you were eight.

So that's why you thought it was cool, you know? It was so sick. And my tennis coach called me little Macs. You know what's ranked when I was little as a tennis player, junior? Ranked. What does that mean you even ranked? They got all these, you know, like, they got all these. these like systems, sports for kids.

Uh-huh. And they have rankings even for like junior tennis players. Okay. Junior golf players and junior everything. I was ranked. Well, yeah, but out of how many? Like, what does that mean? Are you ranked out of 4,000?

Well, it wasn't top four if that's your answer. No, no, no, I know that, but is it a hundred, do they rank 100? Do they rank 50? I don't remember how much they rang. It was like, I was like 156th or something. Oh, it's high. Oh, okay. But it's, it's, well, no, but I mean, if, if they rank that,

I mean, I mean, how many tennis players are there that are junior? Thousands and thousands? Yeah. So that's, so I was killing it. Little Mac. Really called you Little Mac? That's what he called me, Little Mac. That was my nickname, yeah.

I remember that guy. He was cool. He was the man. Wasn't his name Michael Jackson or something? Michael Jackson. No, that's a different guy. That's the pop star. You know who it is?

That's the guy who was in the Jackson 5 and then beyond that became the movie, Michael. You know the place Neverland? Was that movie Michael about your tennis player? obviously I was saying he had the same name as Michael Jackson I know man we're just going with it you're doing jokes you're an alien um his name was Mike Johnson and he was the man it was close and he introduced me Michael Jackson he holds

he will forever be the person that introduced me to Pearl Jam oh and for that I thank him Mike Johnson I know you watch the show thank you for introducing me to projohn i remember him being like yo you've heard a pearl gem right and i was like really no dude i was like 10 you know whatever 11 me and he's like check this out and he takes me to his car and he's got like the CD you know of uh what was the what was the one um ology uh fatology fatology yeah um jollularity and and he opened it up like it was like Like the treasure of Sierra Madre and he played it

And he was like, this is rock and roll. Wow. And I was like, this is rock and roll. And the legend was born. The legend was me. That's why you were on the plane singing it. Exactly. What's because of him, thanks to him.

Thanks to Michael Jackson. You know what I hated about Vitology is, you know, we used to collect CDs. And I had a CD. I know what you're going to say. Keep going. Really? I had a CD tower and it didn't fit in the fucking tower. because they made like a weird booklet thing.

It was really annoying. I wouldn't like that at all. Yeah. Because you want all of your CDs, like all in there all nice. I have sick album now. It was in there all crooked. Like it fit crooked.

You needed the album though, because it's vitality. You could not have the collection. It's a great album, you're saying. You want to know something? I don't know if you know this. I took lessons with him too. Eddie Vedder?

Yep. That's why I can do this. Jeremy Spoken! Is that him? Yep. See? With Michael Jackson. Um, no.

Michael Jackson, no, I took lessons with him. With Mike Johnson? Mm-hmm. Did you know that? I did not know that, no. How'd that go? Cool, but I, you know, I didn't really care too much about tennis. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but yeah, yeah, yeah, it was cool.

I liked him a lot. He was very cool. He was so cool. Well, he's got to be 60 now or what? No. I don't know, you know. Not. No.

Maybe 60? 50 something, for sure. Definitely in his mid-50s. Yeah. Because, wait, he must have been 20-something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was young, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Wow. He was the man, dude. Shout out to Mike Johnson. Yeah, there's a billion Mike Johnson's, but shout out to that particular one, yeah. See if I can find him. Oh, good luck, Mike Johnson, you know. I mean, you could maybe find him. But anyway, yeah, so I'm going to be in Tulsa, Springfield, Missouri, Springfield, Missouri, Portugal I'm going to.

Phoenix is the one that I keep forgetting. Phoenix, Tempe, oh, Birmingham. I always, that one just got added. Birmingham, great. Then Alpharetta, Georgia, well, that's going to be a long weekend. Hold on, we'll go to up. Whoa, look at that weekend.

Burm, wait, Birmingham. No, no, no, no, too far. Birmingham, Alpharetta, so it's 24th to the 27th. So I'm going to, Jesus, okay. So I'm going to be gone to 23rd. Come back to this, so that's a lot, okay. Then Buffalo, New York. Anyway, go to, Alpharetta's in Atlanta.

Atlanta. and then I'll be on Paris. Paris. I can't wait to go to Paris. You'll be in Berlin. You'll be in Brussels. You'll be in Copenhagen. You'll be in Manchester.

And there's a possibility. There's a possibility that I'm going to do Zurich. It's not on there yet. But they're making a deal. And I'm not sure if I'm going to take it or not, but they're going to make it. So we'll see.

Look at all this. And I just had it. Zurich fans are going to go fly off the handle. And then I'm doing, well, I got a bunch at it for next year. People keep asking about Canada. That'll be in the summer next year.

And whatever, but it's fun. I'm having a lot of fun. And I'm posting a lot of crowd work clips, which, well, I actually, no, I wouldn't even say they're crowdwork clips. They're almost half heckler. They're heckler stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Crowdworks a little different.

But you don't want that. I don't want people to heckle. That's what I mean, yeah. Yeah, but I'll shut them to fuck down and I enjoy doing it. Yeah. And you enjoy posting that. Do you worry about it in it?

The good outweighs the bad. The bad is that invites people to yell out more. But the good is, I mean, millions of views, people know I'm coming to town. They buy tickets. So it's just not, there's no. Hey, man. As they say, as I've always said, business biz is biz, baby. Do they say that?

Hold on. There we go. I've always said that since I was like nine. really little mac used to say that yeah um business biz is biz baby no yeah so it it helps so you know and and those clips are the ones that are just you know i mean my other clips do well too but if if if if some dumb idiots yeah yeah yeah yeah it's different and you're like whoa

teeny them yeah yeah yeah um it's on and pop and you know it's funny because like i was like for so long i was like dude like i have that muscle. I worked it so well coming up. Like, because you have to because you're playing in front of three people. You're also good at it. Thanks. Yes. Yes. I have that talent or whatever the hell. You know, script and run with it. Yeah, yeah. And I do it too, but yeah. Oh, you know. Well, yeah, if you have a podcast, you have your streaming, whatever. Yeah. I mean, I was kidding, but yeah, I was kidding. But yeah, no, no, I know. But if you can do, you know, there can do it. Yeah, there are people who can just talk. And so, uh, I was finally like, you know what? All these people blew up.

Matt Rife, Maximini, and these are guys who do it well. But there are so, after that, there are so many people, Nate Jackson's great. Did Max blow up? Oh yeah. Really? Yeah, he's one of the biggest comments in the world. Uh-huh. No.

Yep. Remember the story about him trying to chainsaw the boot office car? Bro. Yes. I love Maximini. Max is one of the nicest guys in the world. Nah, the dude is just, just, he's just great, man. I love this dude.

I am so happy this dude made it. I didn't know. I mean, I knew he was a working comic, but I didn't know he was huge. It's just... Good for him, dude. Man, this dude, you know, going from getting your car booted,

going to Home Depot, buying a chainsaw to try to get the boot off, to that is an American success story. Wow. Especially because he's not from America. Anyway, yeah. I don't know, actually. He's got an accent.

I know, but his parents, it could be. I don't know. I don't remember. He's Persian. No, he is, but I don't know if he's from. Shout out to Max. Anyway, you know who he is if you don't check him out. But, you know, the guys who do good, but there are so many bad guys who do it bad.

And so I was like, all right, I'm just going to fucking do it just to be another guy who, fucking show, you know, represents doing it well. Another brick in the wall, baby. Am I right? Nah, man. You little Mac right now? That sucks. Whatever that is, that sucks.

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baby, boya, booja, and. A bee. I'll fly. Dude, wait,

before we even get into because I know we have submissions, I slept 10 hours last night. Hell yeah. Isn't that crazy? You keep sleeping longer

you're going to be Draculaus and, you know what I mean? I'm working to where I, if I can get to sleep 24 hours. No, and just skip a whole day.

Speaking of Michael Jackson. Oh, so rude. Too soon, dude. Too soon, yeah. No, but 10 hours, nine hours and 50 minutes,

to be exact. Do time you sleep? They do. Switch. They do. I went in... Big Garma. Big Garmin.

Garma. Garmin. I went to... With the boys, I took them in bed. And I was like, just, you know, let's settle down. 8.30. Took the trasy.

Then, half the trasy. You know what I mean? Because I get... If I take the full... Oh, I know what the tracy do. I get. I know what the trisy do. So what that trazzy do?

So I took it. And... Dude, Billy's so funny because it was just me and the boys in bed. And they were like, and I was like, let's get cozy guys. And Billy's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he goes in the middle of the bed and it's me, Billy, Calvin. And then Billy goes and then I'm like, Billy got to come down. Or otherwise I'm going to put you in your crib.

And I said, and he wasn't coming down. And I said, do you want to go in your crib? And he said, yes. I said, you want to sleep in the bed with dad and Calvin? Or do you want to sleep in the crib? And he says, Kib. So I can't even like punish him. Not punish.

But you know what I mean? Like we put him in the crib, right? Yeah, put him in the crib and he was like happy with it. Yeah, that's what it sounds. Well, no, it was great, but I was looking forward to like, yeah, having a slumby is what we call it. But Cal, you know, he, you know, he, oh, man, it's so funny. On a way, on this, on a way, on, on, as he was growing asleep, he's like, you know, dad, I think, I think you're right. I think I'm, I think he's something in the morning.

I said, Cal, are you a little sick? Because he was like, you know, coughing. He said, no. And then on this, on the last night, on the, on the, last night, I think you're right. I said, what? He said, I think I am a little bit sick. I'm like, that's hilarious. And woke up today, he's fine.

So, uh, anyway, uh, I got, I, I, I took the tras and then I, and then I, and then I, I took it early enough to where I'm not groggy, I think is what happened. Do you know what I'm saying? Because it was 830. Very, very likely. Yeah. You think so? Yeah.

Well, yeah, definitely. Do you usually only take half? So, 25 milligrams. That's enough. I know. But if I take 50, it's crazy. So if I take half, I do wake up. I do wake up sometimes still groggy, yes.

Really? Yeah. So if I take a fourth, though, it doesn't work. Oh, a quarter. Right, a quarter, yeah, a quarter. Interesting. Interesting, interesting. So, yeah.

So anyway. Pharmacology is interesting. Okay. Okay. Okay. So anyway, want to go to a submission? Sure. In Toronto, every arrival is a statement, and nothing says it better than this.

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Oh. You guys both said, just keep doing it. Yeah. And I could not disagree more with you. I feel like if you're in an apartment complex, there are unspoken. Sofer contracts that you sign. I mean, it is a shared space. Even though it's, you know, your home is shared.

You don't. This is the guy that said he is the one. one working out? No, no. Okay, I didn't think so. Got it. He's responding to it. Okay, so we had a guy that said that he was working out and the person under was like,

hey, you're, the person in an apartment complex under it was like, hey, you're working out. You're dropping the weights. Yeah. Okay. So let's see. We said, you live in an apartment complex. As long as you're not trying to egregiously fucking throw weights around, that's

kind of what happens. You can do it at 11 a.m. You do that at 1 p.m. Okay. Live in the live. Right. Okay. Okay.

So go ahead. play loud music, you don't bang on the floor on the ceiling, and you don't drop weights. And I've had multiple knee surgeries, and you don't even really need weights when you have knee surgery. You need like bands and maybe some super lightweights, which should be easy to just place on the ground.

So, and if you're doing knee rehab, you should honestly be with a PT. Well, that's true. So it is what it is. I know I'm bringing a lot of negative energy, but that's the truth. Fuck you guys.

And then also you guys said that you hate when people fake gag. And then in another episode, Matt fake gag. Well, that Matt's a hypocrite. We all know that. Fuck it. Maximum negative energy. I didn't like starting with that one. Okay.

Well, it's fine. It happened the way it happened. No, I got beef with that guy. Okay. Me and like me and Alan Richardson, same with me and him. Alan Richon. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Wait, I forget. Get me into a ring with them and it's over. Did you have braces when you were younger? Yeah? Yeah. Did you wear your retainers? I don't think. Do you have a one under like this?

A retainer in my mouth? Yeah, I have one in my mouth. Oh, no, no, no. How come they didn't give you one? I don't fucking know. God-ass basalama. He was probably dead. You killed him for that?

No retainer, you fucking son of a bitch? He's like, over you and like, like, you're going to put a retainer? No. Joe Pesci. Look, he raises Yeah. Sure, I understand there's a social contract.

Yes, there is. I'm just a suit. It's like, dude, I don't know. I mean, that's the other side of it, I guess. I don't even necessarily fucking disagree with them hard. I just think that,

I'm assuming the guy's using lightweights and not really banging them that hard. I mean, how many times can he bang them really realistically in a single session? You would know better than me, guess. Maximum, 20. No, come on.

If he's doing like six or eight free weight exercises and does three sets each. Well, no, but yeah, but, yeah, but well, I guess so, so, okay, so what I'm saying is dropping the, you're dropping the weight, you don't drop the weights on every exercise. you do because you can just put them down. Do you only drop them on the one on the ones where you have to drop them like, you know, I don't even know like like, uh, I'm trying to think of like,

maybe if you're doing a back exercise or something and you're really trying to push it, you're pulling something and then you got to just drop the dumbbell because you can't pull it anymore. But like if you're doing bicep curls, you definitely don't have to drop them. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I mean, not every exercise you need to drop them on.

You can put them down. I agree generally with the social contract thing that he's that that guy was talking about. But as part of that social contract is also an understanding that people have to live their lives. So it goes both ways. So look, if he's dropping the weights and throwing him against the wall and acting like a fucking chimpanzee, then yeah, that's breaking the social contract. If he has to work out something for physical therapy and every once in a while for a certain part of the is dropping weights, it's not the end of the world. And put it this way, if the guy wasn't using weights and like doing burpees or like jumping around and stuff, would she have a problem with it?

You know what I mean? If she heard it? Yeah. So it's like, is that against the social? What is it? Contract. Contract? I want to say social construct because everyone always fucking says that and it's in my head.

Social contract. I know, but you know what I'm saying? A couple people called in about this and they all were like, you guys are wrong. Wow. I didn't put I didn't add everybody. What do you guys think? Tell you and Chris. Being in being someone who lives in a pretty loud apartment.

Uh-huh. I think if you just do it and if you do if you do it in the fucking daytime. Yeah. That's part of living in a fucking apartment. Yeah. That's totally how I feel. Yeah. That's weird that we all think that.

If it's past 10, 10.30, then I'm like. No, that that, yeah, that that's not cool. Of course. I totally agree that. No, he means in the morning like past 10.30 in the morning during the day. Oh God. I thought. After 10 p.m.

Yeah. Yeah. After 10.30. Yeah. I totally agree with you. No, I'm saying after 10.30 p.m. So I was, then it's an issue.

Yeah. Now Matt derailed the whole thing. And then maybe maybe 8.30 plus it's okay. Yeah. AM. Yes. Yeah. Mocko?

I agree. Yeah. So we all agree. What the fuck? That is weird. If you're, if you're one of these assholes that wakes about fucking 6 a.m. And does workouts, then you're, you're an, you got to stop. Then you're breaking the social contract.

Totally. Yeah. And there is. way in there like okay 830 is probably a good cut off but i understand if someone's like i want to sleep till nine and this how you know what i'm a little early for that yeah yeah yeah i always think it's funny what makes people um like what really gets them going and and decide to send in a thing and then like really also interesting when everybody's disagreeing like it that's totally one of those things though i would i would i would think that that would stick people right down the middle i've lived obviously

in apartments before. And I had this one neighbor who would play his TV. And every time he'd play it late at night when I'd go to bed, it would be as if it was in my bedroom. Wow. Okay. That's weird. And I would go knock on his door.

Yeah. And the first time I did it, he was like so confused. Because he was like, you can hear that? Right, right. And I was like, yeah, I don't know. I don't know your setup. I don't know. But it's like, come in, listen to it.

It's not even that loud. It's keeping us. It's Mr. Basmati or whatever the fuck. It's his son. Basal Amman. This is for my dad. This is for my dad. It's the dastral.

He like couldn't believe because it was so not loud. And I was like, yeah, I don't know. I can hear it. I don't know. Yeah. He was like, but I'll turn it down. Yeah. And then he fixed it for that night.

And then it happened again. And I was like, I got to like, I got to go over there again. Okay. I went over there again. I was nice as fuck. I mean, obviously. How do you think you did it? Because he was so nice the first time.

Right. So what do you think you did the second time? Like how'd you do it? I was like, I'm not like sure how this is happening. Right, right, right. But like is it up against a certain wall? Right, right. Like a subwoofer against the wall or something.

And that turned out to be what it was. It was like a certain speaker was against the wall of exactly where I sleep. And he was like, oh, I'll just move that. Oh, okay. That made it better? Yeah. Oh, okay. Cool.

So. So it worked out totally great. Worked out totally great. And these things happen sometimes. I'm not saying that's going to happen with this. person because both people sound a little intransigent if you ask me. But what does that mean? Not going to move.

Immovable. Yeah. Yes. Yes. I knew it. But you didn't know it. What does that mean? You asked what it meant.

But I said, what does that mean? Not, not. What did I say? You gleaned from the context. Yeah, which would mean, I did deductive reasoning about what it might be called because I took its Latin roots and then I applied it to English and then I go. I'm going to give it to Chris. What?

I'm going to give it to Chris. But by definition, when you say, what does that mean? It means you don't know what it means. But I did know what it means because I said it before you did. But you asked what it meant. Yes. But his first guess was correct. So he was going for confirmation.

No, no, no. He didn't say, does that mean this? He didn't, he said, what does that mean? And then I said, not. And then he took his first shot. Mm-hmm. Different than saying, does that mean this? Dude, I don't think you really were, I was right.

I just didn't think about what it might mean. Then why did you ask what it meant? Because I didn't want to, but then I did, and I got it. What if he didn't say, what does it mean? And said what exactly? There you go. He just went straight in. He just went straight in to, does that mean?

Immovable? Then, yeah, then I would have, then I would be. But that is basically what I did. I just said the part out loud. Basically is the key word there. No, I knew what it meant, dude. I would not hear you didn't because the first thing you said was what does that mean. When you say what does that mean, that implies, I don't know what that means.

Sometimes you don't recall things. What does that mean? Oh, wait. So it was a few seconds for recall. Yeah. Okay. I buy that. Oh, man.

No, dude, I don't. Sucking a dick. Hey. The worst stick sucker. No, dude, I kind of like that. I mean, like, what is she doing? So, but. Always, always cold when they're coming.

Wait. Did you hear about the only fans model that is, speaking of? Did you hear about the only fans model that is taking a plea deal now? They're saying The prosecution is saying she killed her boyfriend. She's saying it was self-defense. And this was four years ago, five years ago, she's been in jail ever since.

And now she's taking, she was about to go to trial this week and she's just going to take a plea deal. And she was going to be on trial for second degree murder. But so they're probably going to dock it down. We don't know the deals of the plea yet. So they're probably going to dock it down to manslaughter, which is nine years.

years at least, but she's already served four. So, sorry, what about four? She's already served four. Oh, all right. So she's like, so I'm just like, so she's like, she's got four years on already. But my whole thing is like if, this is what I want to ask because I was listening to this on the way here. But like if you are in jail for four years, waiting for trial, get a trial and are found

innocent, they're just like, okay, you can go. And then what happens when you were in jail for four years? It's fucked up. That is really fucked up. Waiting. I mean, then you sue them and get money. Yeah,

that's part. Do you, though? I mean, in many cases, yeah. Four years? I mean, that is a,

that is, that is a jail sentence. I know. A common one. A big one. Four years and people have gotten out on murder for four years. That's insane.

Yeah. She wasn't waiting in jail for four years. It's been four years. She's still there. She's going to take a plea. We don't know what the detail. Yeah, we'll find out August 10th, but... I don't know any of the details of any of the crime at all, but...

Neither did I until the day. But she did it. That's two days ago. What? August 10th. Oh, shit. So what happened? Oh, this was an old thing I listened to then.

What was you getting here for? Update. Hold on. Yeah. Cup date? He's just on only... Cup date? Get it?

Because braw with tits and only... No, there's no really kind of... Cup date. There's no connection. Sentenced to six years for manslaughter. Oh, so she's going to have two years. Good for her. Yeah, dude.

Thank God she took the plea deal. Wait, she killed them? No, I don't know. Wait, why are you saying two years? Because she already served four. Oh, time served, baby. Time served. Time served.

But so here's the thing, though. Can you look, I'm sorry, real quick while he's talking. Can you look up exactly what she did? I know what she did. Oh. That's what I was going to say. Oh. Well, this is what she's saying happened.

And then I'll tell you, what do you want to know. What I want to know is what she's accused of? Killing her boyfriend. Right, but like, second degree. Okay. Well, that's what they were going to trial for. Okay, okay, okay. Yeah.

So she took a manslaughter, right? Yes. And she's admitting she did it. Obviously. For manslaughter, yeah. Yeah, fuck that. I would do that too. Fuck all that.

Two years left, and then you, but you, and you've already served four, so you know what it's like. You know what it's like. You know what it's like. And then you would go and then. You're home. After four years, you're moved in. Yeah, I know, right.

Yeah. Like, think about every place you move to do after. You think you only have two years left? Yeah. No, I would definitely do that. You're walking on sunshine. You only got two years left. Whether you did it or not.

You're just like, fucking this is the life right now. Well, let me see what she looks like. I didn't see what she looked like. Go out or down. That's not her. There she is. I mean, she's going to look bad no matter what there. Right.

She probably looked pretty good, honestly, if she. That's her mugshot? That's her mugshot, yeah. Yeah, she's saying he was coming at her and she was running from room to room. She had a knife. It sounds kind of ridiculous. I don't see how this possibly could have happened. Sounds she's saying that she while when he was coming out her he she threw the knife at him for 10 feet away and that's how he died like she's fucking

Is she like a circus carnival knife throw? Jeez man. Yeah. That's a bad defense. And so they're saying the prosecution is saying that that's not possible that it went through his muscle that went through this and that and then keep in mind what you're saying and keep mind what you're going to say. And then the defense is saying we did our own test on a pig carcass and it absolutely can happen. So my question is why would. if he's coming after her,

why does, in her defense, the throw matter? If someone's coming at you to harm you, that's what I was, to harm you? That's what I was thinking. You have every right to use a knife to defend yourself. Well, but either way, what I don't get is if he gets to you and you stab him, it's the same thing. That's what I'm getting. That's the same thought I had is like, why does that make it any better or less severe?

Maybe there's some weird, I mean, but that doesn't make sense. Yeah. That part doesn't make sense. That's what she said, so I don't know. But anyway. What did he say from heaven? What he said was, hello,

it was, she killed me. It was she killed me. That was the quote. It was she killed me. So cryptic. From the other side. Yeah. So anyway.

So, but yeah, so I wanted to know about that, but that's crazy. So anyway, all right. All right, new. Going on vacation? We're here for it. With kids who turned the backseat into a courtroom drama over whose tablet is louder, whose charger is faster, and while watching the same cartoon for the hundredth time is a human right?

Yep, we totally have vehicles to handle that. Because whether it's a road trip or a business trip, where your flight's delayed, your phone's at 2% and your dinner is whatever is open? Yeah, here for that too. Enterprise, we're here for it. Social contract we get. Hey, guys. We hear you.

I'm looking for advice in regards. to this guy right here. Aw. Cute. He lives to pee on things that he's not supposed to pee on. So for years, we've kept him in like a five-by-five cage kind of thing to limit the damage. But every so often, we just let him kind of hang out here on the couch or whatever it might be. But I need advice in regards to my mom because sometimes we'll just be chilling.

him like this and my mom will be too paranoid to let him keep hanging out and she'll just grab him even if he's like just sitting right here with me oh and she'll just grab him and put him back in his cage so what's something that i can say to my mom or do when she tries to do this so that i can i can determine how long or when yes i get to hang out with my friend put her in a cage put your mom in a case this is a great submission just say i'm sorry Is that my dog or your dog? Well, is it his dog or is his mom's dog? Yeah, that's crazy.

Is it my dog or is it your dog? So wait, but he doesn't, so he didn't live with his mom? That's the thing I don't get is if her mom, if his mom comes over, why the fuck does she even care? That's crazy. If he's living at her house, then that's way different, even if it is his dog. No, I'm all fucking. You know what I'm saying? Did you not think of that?

No. Yeah. Did you guys? I think, I actually didn't. Oh, wow. Now I got to rethink everything. So I'm good at thinking. then let's assume she's just visiting why this is how she well well why why assume anything we have to

assume something well he does look too old to be living with his mom that's my assumption but but but it is absolutely crazy for a mom to do that with not their mom's aren't crazy I know I know I know I know mom's hit a certain age and they are just it's when you it's honestly when you leave the house is what happens so could be I don't know yeah I mean I don't know about the time well okay at some point at some point What? Yeah, do both. Do both instances. Like if it's at her house and he lives there.

Oh, yeah. If it's at her house, then it's more understandable because she's paranoid and whatever weird about her own house. If it's at your house, I mean, if my mom did that to my dog at my house, that would be so weird. I would, A, I would be so deeply perplexed. Yeah. But beyond that, I would be like, I would just very directly. say, mom, don't do that. Like, this is my house. If my dog pisses in here, guess who that's on?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Well, that's what I'm saying. I'm not your 12 year old anymore. I'm 30 or however old I am. So this is how it's going to shake down, mom. If I'm at my house and you put the dog in the cage, I'm just going to piss on you. Solves it. And if it doesn't, you get to piss on her. I don't think mom. would visit much more after. Well, maybe that's part of what he wants. Yeah. No, I if, but if he is in the same house with her, just say, go, I'll, yeah, I understand.

It sucks. I like hanging out with it. I'll take responsibility. I'll pee on him. But that's the thing. You can't really get pee out all the time? You know what I mean? Also, it's his dog.

Can you, like, bring it up with me and then, like, I'll decide to put him in the cage. Like, it's taking agency away from him. It's infantilizing him. That's true. Yeah. In a way that I have a discussion about. Probably humiliated to a degree. Have a discussion about bringing the dog over it's at her, if it's at her house.

If she doesn't want it in a house, then fine. Anyway. Yeah, it is a little bit of a wrinkle there that you mentioned because I hadn't considered that. So here's the thing. Do you put the dog down? Oh, to death, to kill them? Well, it can't control itself. Do you kill the dog because it can't stop peeing?

Well, I mean, it seems like an old dog. No, no. It didn't seem, I mean, it didn't seem. I mean, it didn't seem that old. Could have been. Who knows? It might mean if it's like incontinent and other things are breaking down, it could be considered. But I don't think you, I don't think it's on the table to put a dog down just because they fucking pee inside.

Fucking someone pisses themselves in public. You fucking strangling it. You can bring it to the pound or like, you know, a rescue shelter or something. But you can't just. Dude, did you get a few drops on your pants? You can't. You got a few drops of your pants. What's going on?

Oh, I guess I didn't shake out enough. Euthan, euthanasia for you. You. Dude, I, Hey. Kristen always gets mad at me because I have too many questions for somebody's question. Whoa. It's not that hard to think of.

I'm like, wait, why did this happen? What happened? You know, like that. Oh, yeah, you're annoying a shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But this is where it's like, you didn't even think of that. I brought up a valid point what he could have meant. I don't know.

We don't know. The mom thing? My point is, does he live with his mom or not? That. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So that is where my powers come in handy. Right. But so like I get a lot of time in trouble for asking too many questions like that.

Because it's annoying. Okay. But I did good. But that wasn't annoying. Right. So, but I wouldn't have happened if I didn't have those powers. Why are you saying powers? It's just like a, it's just like a.

It's just like a. whatever you want to call it. Temperament personality power. Temperament personality power, if you won't call it that, yes. But I, a power of questioning, just being totally thinking of all the different ways, levels, whatever. I mean, so fucking big about it. But like I, yeah, I just think,

I think it's a good thing that I do that. And it's not necessarily annoying. understand why people think it's annoying. I know, but I guess what I'm saying is, you know those fucking, like, and I'm being serious, you know those old Apple ads think different? Yes. I should be one of those about how when it comes to actually asking the questions when it comes to someone asking a question.

Like, fuck that, dude. People don't ask enough questions to answer someone's question. And I've always thought that. And I'm fucking tired of not putting my foot down about that. Because everyone thinks I'm annoying, but I'm not, dude. It's not annoying. So what you don't think. You're not doing it good enough is what it is.

You don't think it's annoying. Nah. You said before it was. It is because of the world I live in. But honestly, more people should do that. If there was a world where people did that more, I would, which is correct, I would live in that world. I would just be normal. But I think different in this world.

And I should have a fucking Apple ad in 2002. Or no, no, that was earlier than that, a while ago. Yeah, 80s. The first one was 84? You would know. That ad campaign. You would know. Yeah.

Or there was the 1984 ad in 1984 for a Macintosh was, I don't know if that was the tagline. It was boring, you know. But my point is, but my point is, more people should do that. And I'm not, and I'm not going to, I'm actually not going to pretend like it's not, it's good to That ought to work out really well with Kristen next time it comes out. I'll just show her this clip. That'll sell her.

Babe, pull up Lifeline episode. Go to, you know, I think it's past this or maybe it's earlier than this. It's like 30 minutes in. Look at what I say here, but look at the submission though. I thought that said that. You got to keep watching.

Just keep watching. Yeah, yeah. Hold on. This is the part of it. Wait, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah. I'm doing my dates here. Minifford?

Okay, next one. Hey Deliaz. I've been thinking about making this video for probably over a year. Wow. Oh my God. And I'm finally getting around to do it. That's my cat. Oh. Oh. I've been listening to Chris for like 10 years. And I'm so glad that you guys do this podcast. I'm calling in for advice on how to decide where to live. Um, basically I am in grad school. I'm getting my doctorate. in hopefully two years. And about a year from now, I'm going to have to move for an internship. I've spent almost my entire life in Massachusetts, and I like it here.

My family's in New England. My friends are scattered all over the country, and I just don't know where to go. I want to explore, but I don't want to needlessly move because it sucks. And I know that you both are from the East Coast, and now live on the West Coast, and I wonder what that was like for you. And moving maybe away from family, I don't know, please help. Love you so much.

Bye. I mean, I wish I knew where the internship was. So I'm on that Christalia train right now. See? If the internship is where you are or close, I would say, I wouldn't say move for a year, but I'd say like if you got that itch, I hate this word wanderlust, but if you got it, like move around a little bit, go to a few different places, sublet, whatever, see what's out there.

But like, if you know where your internship is, wanderlust, go look at areas around there that are close within, you know, driving distance or whatever, metro distance. and see if there are places there that you like. But I'm assuming your internship is close to where you are, so you'd have to come back in a year anyway. And if that's the case, I would not suggest moving for a year. And then totally moving up and moving and then up and moving back

seems like a bit much to me. Wonderlust is one of those things that if you use it. I didn't even want to say it. No, no, not you. I'm saying if you say, I'm personally just want that out there. I didn't even want to use it. I know.

But it is a term that people, use and when people use it, it's mostly women. And when they do it, you know that they fuck for money. That's the thing. I am a woman who fucks her money. No, but that's a real thing. If a woman has wanderlust in their Instagram bio, they're hookers. And that's, I'll like 10 toes down. There is nobody who put, especially in the fancy cursive writing with like, you know, stars, emojis at the end, that person is currently getting plowed thinking about fucking dollar size. Yeah, they guarantee it.

They could be like a wellness influencer though, too. You know what I mean? Like granola with like the white girls with dreads who are like, you know, rub honey on your these things. I think kind of mostly those people don't count though. Don't count as people. They don't count as people. Nah, I mean.

Ah, Hitler. No, you don't kill them. You let them live and they're great and they're fine. But like they're in Hawaii and shit. shit and like what the fuck or like deep in the valley i just don't think i don't think those people nobody takes those people seriously anyway well i'm sorry which ones they're harmless the ones i'm talking yes i mean people uh i mean i don't want to go down this rabbit people take them extremely seriously it's a huge billion dollar a year old multi-billion

dollar year industry right but those people are finding other people like that they're basically just weed them out dude Get out. Go ahead. Oh, you want to do all that shit? You're saying they're off. It doesn't harm anyone. Their own sphere. Yeah. It kind of does harm people, but. Right. I know. But everything does. I understand what you're saying. But yeah, yeah. It's just like, those people are fucking and they're smelly, you know. So wanderlust, if you want to do that, that's wonderlust. But if you're not doing that and you're doing wonderlust, you're a hooker. Come on. What percentage of woman that says wanderlust in their Instagram bio hasn't over the line?

I'm not talking about, oh, yeah, he took me out and it was an expensive dinner and then I fucked him because I liked it. I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about straight up transactional, you know, like, well, if you help me out, you know, then I can take me to Dubai for a couple weeks. Yeah, you help me out and I'll help you out, you know, kind of shit. What percentage? 30? I mean, I honestly, I got to be honest. I'm so out of the Instagram, like how women behave on their loop. This is something I thought of for 10 years, so I guess I haven't any. My explore page is men only.

Guy. Yeah. I mean, I don't know what else to say. No, mine has been lately. People fucking getting in street fights and it's got to change. I just saw like two or three. How'd that slip? I just saw one and then I was like. I don't like when that happens. I don't like one happens. And it's like, now you like this. Zuckerberg's like, you know what you like now? This. And you're just like, I don't though. And then it keeps coming. Yeah. Oh, you're going to And you're going to be watching this for a while. You gotta be careful with your algorithm. I know.

That's why when people send me links and it looks like something that's going to fuck up. Yeah. Mialgo, I don't click. Mialgo. Mialgo. Yeah, no, I get it. Mialgo is so valuable. Such a stupid thing to say.

And I don't want it to get ruined. I put so much like time and curation into Mialgo that like I don't want it to get disrupted by like some like, I don't know. like sumo wrestler eating fucking 12 hot dogs like I don't want that meago sounds like click I'm not gonna click go ahead meago sounds like something you put into a fish tank

to clear up like to clean it I want to talk to you about mealgo mealgo is the first cleanse that doesn't arm fish and you could literally put it in during while the fish are in there all you do is take one cup of mealgo

put it oh the fish fucking died God damn it. Call now. 1-800 mealgo. I mean, couldn't cut that part of, you know? How about the fish dying? Not going to sell any mealgo. I can feed fish directly.

I can directly feed fish mealgo right now. Look, I put it in their fish. Oh, this fish is dead. God damn it. Call 1-800 mealgo. Shit, all these dead fish. Buy now. I'm really proud.

of Mi'algo on both Instagram and YouTube but let me tell you something though you click on one thing it changes it completely so you don't have to be that proud of it just change it back

no but there's ways to to to to re-correct and rebalance that's what I'll go right away wait that's what I'm saying click back if I go look at if I type in broccoli okay you're gonna bring up a bunch of broccoli

stuff I'm gonna click on a few of those boom next week unless I change Unless I, you know, it'll just be a bunch of broccoli pictures. Right. All you got to do is don't recommend stuff like this or whatever it's called. Yeah. So you can fix it immediately.

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Probably eating fucking kimchi or something. It's so racist. Hi, guys. My first question is for Matt, and it is, if you're not a Christian, why do you wear a cross-airing? Boom. Is this a simply a style choice? Fucking smashing. And my second question is for you both.

What are your thoughts and beliefs on spirituality in general? And have they evolved over your years? I know they certainly have for me. Anyways, I'm really curious, and I love you guys. Bye. I never heard such a smash from a... Can you... She said something right after Chris talked over.

She said something right after the earring part. Can you just play the beginning of that again? So mad. No, I want to answer a question. I want to hear it. Hi, guys. My first question was for Matt, and it is, if you're not a Christian,

why do you wear a cross-airing? Is assembly a style choice? Simply, okay, yeah, yeah. Simply a style choice. Well, my... That was very hard to understand. My two earring heroes, you know, worst heroes.

The fucking Marvel, Marvel jumped a shark. In order. Earing heroes! George Michael and Barry Bonds. Under Agassi? And then Andre Agassiz. Oh, okay.

So three hearing heroes. So this is in honor... Three body problems. First of all, this is a style choice, yes, of course. But it is in honor of George Michael and Barry Bonds. And this, which I was always planning on turning into an earring, but having it is on my neck. Oh, my God. A gauge?

Andre Agassi's earring from what he used to wear when he played and had that crazy, absurd wig. And this, now that you mentioned religion, is a St. Christopher pendant. So I have a lot of religious iconography on me. And the answer is no, I'm not religious at all. I used to be a hardcore atheist and have like deep issues with, you know, when I was young, I would like look to get into arguments with people about religion. Now I'm zero percent like that. You believe what you want to believe and I don't, I don't.

And it's not even that I don't care. If you, if it works for you, then I do care and I'm happy for you. As far as spirituality concern is concerned, I, it's one of those weird things that when people say it, I just don't know what it means. And I don't mean, I don't know the definition. I can look up the definition of spirituality and understand what that word means. But to me, I have no feeling of... Jordan Peterson.

The opposite. I have no feeling of spirituality. I have no, like, there's something at work in the world working this way or that way. It's just the world is the world. Maybe consciousness has been here since the beginning. Maybe not. We don't know so much. Who the fuck am I?

I even hesitate to call myself an agnostic. It's like I'm not anything. I know nothing. I know absolutely nothing. So why would I pretend like I knew something just because it made me feel better, I guess. Or rather, I understand why someone would do that. My brain can't do that. Go ahead.

AI is God. You're a robotheist? You're an actual robothiest. The more and more time goes on you. What's it called? Robothism. Robothism. Oh, God, got it got it.

I'm going to get a tattooed across my belly. Are you being serious? Well, look up the definition of robotheist. Well, that's AI as God is robotheism. I guess, no, I'm not a robothiest. So what do you mean when you say that? what I'm saying is what is God first of all and then I mean Jordan Peterson yeah I know but the the powers or I guess the you know not the powers of B but like the all well let me read this

hold on an emerging philosophical and pseudo religious concept that treats artificial intelligence as a higher power and so divine entity or the ultimate intelligence underlying reality right so I guess then I am a robot atheist yeah maybe I mean I don't know if it's a divine entity but like you know but like so wait so then how you just said I guess I am why did you say I guess I am over with because is there anything above controlling AI no I don't I don't I would I don't know I guess I don't but AI is just knowledge based on knowledge that already exists right right so so I guess in that respect, it can't be God. Yeah. Yeah. But, but, but, but, but I do think it's the highest power. To say it's not a higher power is, is, is, is, is, is wild. Then what? People. Like,

even though we created it, it, it's, it's, it's, it's going to be. And if it's going to be a higher power than it is. I guess, I guess it just, I mean, higher power. Well, I mean, take the, take the, take the matrix. Like, that's kind of what I mean. I don't think. I don't think actually, look, are we actually plugged into fucking pods and am I laying down and is there not a real you and this is just my universe? I'm not, that's not what I'm saying. You think that though. It's possible. But you think that.

No, I don't think that. I mean, I thought you did think that. No, no, no, I don't think that. I mean, if, if there was irrefutable proof about that, you, you wouldn't have, I wouldn't be like, well, of course, I'd be my whole world is fucking, but I would, I would, I would, it wouldn't take me long convincing. Why is that less believable than the shit that. goes on in this world. It's insane. It's insane. Well, there's an argument why is that less believable than something like in the New Testament or going to get in so much trouble or, no, that's not what I'm talking about. Or, you know, the Quran or whatever. Like, that's not what

Yeah, yeah. Pick your poison, I guess. Like, whatever works for you. That's kind of how I feel. Like, life's hard enough. Like, if you find something that is non-harmful to others that works for you and and helps you in your life, then that is just a good thing. And whether that's Christianity or fucking Islam or Judaism or in Chris's case, Robotheism or Jainism or Buddhism or whatever the fuck. Calamity Jane.

It's based on her. Janeism is a religion. I mean, it's an Eastern religion. It's just, it's like the most peaceful religion on her. Well, look, I hope there's a God. That's if I could pick, you know, I'd be nice. But I don't know. I don't know.

I can't say yes or no. I just... Do you hope you like you... Well, let me rephrase this. You... What do you mean when you say that you hope there's... I hope there's like a higher power being that looks over us all. And there's salvation and then a heaven.

And, you know, I hope that there's all that. I hope that there's all that. I, I, I, I, I, that's what faith is though. I don't know if I have that, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Best case scenario, that's what's up. Freud described it as an oceanic feeling that people seem to have that there's some force,

some greater thing, something that made us, something higher than us, something better than us. And he describes himself as not having that. And that was one of the first things I read as a young person that I thought, well, that's the most relatable fucking thing because I, I, I've never had that. But that thing could easily be AI to me. Why can it be? Well, because it's not the source of anything. Because of what?

Because of what? Because we created it? All knowing isn't necessarily what God is. I understand. But if it, but if, I mean, it can if that's what your definition of God is. But like, classic definition of God isn't just all knowledge, all knowing. No, I know that. But what I'm saying is,

AI could I mean you know that that this human race that we are could have been AI could have predated that what the fuck do we know

it could have it's just as simple as fucking saying there's God it actually makes more sense kind of yeah I'm not saying it you know it's just like you know

if you're comparing it to that yeah right Yeah, yeah. So, so, so, so I'm just saying like you can easily, look, is this far-fetched? Is this far-fetched? It's this far-fetched. In, in 1920, those were the first versions of the human race that we are now. And everything before that is a lie.

Wait, you're, there's a hypothetical. Yeah, it's a hypothetical. ago. 1920, right? Like, beyond the oldest person that has lived. Okay. Do you know what I'm saying? Okay, okay.

If that's all a lie and it was just made, before that was made and AI birthed us this human race and we became what we are and we have these textbooks and shit and we have history books and we know all about the Egypt and pyramids. But the truth is that that that was all created to keep us in a in a in this world and think that we've been here for thousands and thousands of years, millions of years, whatever. Fossils. Yeah. All that's created. All that was by AI.

Or whatever AI would be robots, whatever you think. How far fetched is that? Unbelievably extremely. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Okay. But so.

So are many, if not all other. No, I understand. Right. So do you think it's less far-fetched that millions of years ago that happened? Or do you think it's the same far-fetched? I think it's the same amount of far-fetched. Do you? Yeah, I do. Yeah. I don't think the time of when it might have happened. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I don't know if I do. I mean, I think that it's probably less far-fetched if it's further out. If it was like 20 million years ago? Yeah. Way less, I think. So you think it's possible, some AI entity, whatever you want to call it, 20 million years ago. Or I don't want to pull where something. Or a million years ago. Whatever, yeah. Came to Earth. Or whatever, yeah, yeah.

Sent to Earth, built on Earth. Got here somehow, yeah. All of these things, fossils in Africa and Asia that tell us when humans developed, astrolopithecus and beyond like all these fucking things evolution fucking uh uh the the contiguous landmass all this shit yes the bearing land bridge all this shit yeah i made it up why well i don't know why what would be a reason i mean i i don't know how my human brain would come up with one that is probably correct but sure i mean i mean you know, to do, I don't know.

I mean, it's fun. No, I like thinking about the shit. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, look, did that happen? Probably not. It's just a fucking thing I'm saying. But like, that, you know, why, why when, why does a human who has fucking billions of dollars want to also be a trillionaire?

That makes no sense either. Nothing makes sense. Yeah, nothing makes sense. Why, why not? I don't know. Well, I think some things are just. possibly part of the physical world and people lying and not making sense

and weird shit happening. All of those are physically possible. Other things are outside of the realm of the physical world as we know it. As we know it. So that makes it to me more far fast. But how much, when you get older, the older you get,

how much is, do you realize that like, oh, fuck, we don't know. Like, dude, if you asked me in 2011, does the government lie to us? I would have been like, probably not about many things. I was just talking about this on my show the other day. And like, they do. It's crazy that we're from a certain generation.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We have a little inkling of memory. 2011 is late because we knew by then everyone was lying. Sure, yeah. But, but like, we have a memory of a time when there was a sliver of a chance of a possibility that a politician was telling. and good and telling the truth. Some of the truth.

Right. Right. Now, anybody in politics, left, right, anywhere, whoever you are, especially if you're some like internet personality that just does politics. Right.

It's like it's, it's so fucking unlikely to be accurate. Right. And it's therefore so likely to be a lie. Yeah. You know, because a lot of these people fucking know better. Right. And they're just out there for clicks

and the incentives are all fucked up. But like now people are so trained, especially people younger than us, are so trained. It's ingrained in their minds that everything, everyone with authority says is a fucking life. Right, right, right, right. How do you live like that? I don't know, but that's... I mean, we're going to find out, but how does society continue like that?

My point is, why the fuck can it be that? why why not and I'm not saying that in 1920 they made all the fossils and everything like that but how far back you want to go they didn't have to make much if they if they did it three million years ago they had to make less they didn't have to figure out too much and then us humans created the wheel us humans created this and we figured out how to do fire or whatever the fuck you know just saying if they did they make cavemen the worst evolutionary biologist on the planet oh I'm not that, but I am a forward thinker. And I think that because I am, I raised some really good questions here.

Nice, dude. What have Chris debated Richard Dawkins, you know? Who's that? I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Nice though, dude. Yeah, okay. I don't want to, I don't like that.

That's so, that's, honestly, it's, uh, disconcerting. All right, dude. Come see me in Tulsa, Springfield, Portugal, Phoenix, Tempe. Birmingham, Alabama, Alpharetta, Georgia. Gonna eat. Patreon.com slash Matt DeLea. Chris is going to eat. Love y'all.

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