Lifeline - 232. Al Bundy Disease

Episode Date: October 4, 2026

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Hey dude, what's up guys? It's episode 232. So, dudes. No, that's some, yeah, dude. Like 10, 13 year old, years old stuff. What do you mean? More. More? Yeah. More.

Michael corn. More. More. What do you mean more? More. Like older than? Older than that, yeah. Yeah.

That gift? The suh dude. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah. So, yeah. So, yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I think this, I can't stop thinking about that guy's Instagram and nobody thinks it's funny,

but me, I guess. Yeah, it happens sometimes though, you know. Something hits you. Yeah, I guess. A few months ago, I was like, why has nobody? Really? This is funny. Yeah.

I don't know if that's ever happened to me, to be honest. Until now? I mean, I must have, but I don't remember a time. And I will remember this time. Welcome to the world, dude. Welcome to the world, man. No, come on, man. So I messed up, shavin.

Ha. Did you? You look fine. No, my mustache is all fucked up. It totally looks fine. It's a little thin. It looks like I'm trying to do like the 1920s guy thing. You know what I'm saying?

Pencil? Yeah, and I'm not. It wasn't. No, it doesn't look like that. No, it doesn't look like that. I get what you're saying. It's not like, I guess, normal, but nobody would notice. I don't even think I would notice.

You hadn't noticed, yeah. Right. I think you normally would. I'm just slam my ass, you know? No. I mean, you know. Go hard on me. Hard on me in the paint, dude.

No. You know what I mean? Sure, yeah, I guess. Yeah. It's Leif Shreber's birthday. Beautiful piece. Remember that? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Beautiful. When you were the rudest guy ever? The Francis Ford Coppola. It wasn't rude. I wasn't rude, dude. I was texting two people. You and Chris Mako. You weren't just texting.

You literally had your phone out and you had, FaceTime our entire text thread. I didn't FaceTime. I sent videos of me. Oh, well, whatever, yeah. You said videos of like Philip Seymor Hopp's back, you know? No, I've sent videos of me. And then you tilted it a little bit, and we would see

Phillips Seymor Hopkins back. I don't think so, man. I'm telling you, I saw Philip's Fiskemeau's back. Okay, maybe it was in a movie, though, that you saw it. You're mixing it up. Maybe, but I don't think so. I think that was a movie. Dude, but we, yeah, we know, we've told the story here before.

I know, I know. I did that table read and afterwards, Leaphar said, a beautiful piece, just a gorgeous piece. It took like nine hours to finish, right? Oh, God. Seven, I think. Yeah. Anyway, happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to Christophe Waltz and Susan Sarandon. That's a good, true. Why is there a question mark there? Yeah, he wasn't sure about Susan Sarandon? Never really know when her birthday is, but I think it's now. Off a building. Accident. Yeah, sorry.

But yeah. I got one more show in Buffalo tonight, which is great because the bills are playing and everyone will be at the show absolutely shit-faced. So that's cool. But tickets are really selling well, not necessarily for the Sunday one, but I think that'll be a lot of walk-up of drunk people. So that's cool, yay. Snatch him up for that Sunday one. Mm-hmm.

And then I go to Paris, wow. Paris. They're not playing during your show, are they? No, no, no, no, it's at one. The game's at, like, one. Okay. And my show is at 9 a.m. No, my show's at 7 p.m.

So, yeah, but that, but, so anyway, so then I go to Brussels and Germany and all at Copenhagen. So that should be cool. You know, in a lot of places in Europe, huh? In Europe. Europa for a while, huh? Yeah, and then I even added another Stockholm show, so. That's what they call Stockholm Syndrome, you know what I'm saying? No, that's not what they call that.

They don't call it that. I can't look at you when you do that. Okay. I can't look at you when you just, that's, so shaked. You drink too much coffee or what? Enough coffee. Oh, really? Yeah.

Sucks. Sucks balls. So wait, what happens? Totally sucks balls. What? What happens? If I don't drink enough coffee, I shake. Oh, wow.

Yeah. So get it, get it, huh? I mean, I'm not. Down it just because I'm... Down it, it, it's scalding hot, down it. Down it, it's scalding hot. Peer pressure, you know? Also, not selling it right.

I'm also really nervous. That's why I'm shaking. Yeah, you're nervous around me or what? No, just to do this show. We've only done it 231 times until today. Right, right, right, right. I'm just starting to get used to it, you know? Actually, yeah, when I'm shaking, it says...

Super hero. Super hero. Phenomenon. John Trevolta, yeah. I thought of that, too, actually. Did you? Yeah, John Trevolta moment. Weird.

Always think about them. So anyway, that's what's, that's what, yeah, I don't know. I mean, I think that maybe people think that what I sent on Instagram was fake, but it wasn't. Now, you talk about it so much, I feel like we have to like, you know. We can play it. But we don't have to, though. I don't know. No, we don't have to.

We can also do it on luxury. We don't, you know, it's not a thing. We don't have to. Well, I guess it opens up a broader discussion, though. Is it funny? No, when you say something is. is funny and then there are people who say you're a boomer. Oh, yeah.

Is that what it was like? Here's the thing. So what it is is a guy called high res and he is an Uber, he drives Uber and he, the guy gets in the car and then he quickly makes an AI song about the guy and he's just playing it. And the guy's like, well, wait, what the heck? And he's like, what? And he's like, is this song? Did you hear that?

It's my name? He's like, oh, wow, I wasn't listening. Sorry. And he's just playing. And it's like, Moshe pooped in the Uber. It's like so specific. And people think that it's staged. Right.

But it's not. Because he shows how he does it. You just quick with it? Yeah. I mean, the guy gets in. It's like, you know, some Uber rides, I guess for an hour. So he just like makes it. And then it's so funny.

It's so funny, dude. Is what's funny the way the person in the ride? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Like some people are like, like there's one 60s dude that's like, oh, man, this is awesome, you know? And then there's another guy that's like, yo, you don't know me. Yeah, you know. Of course, dude.

So it's like hilarious. And people don't think it's funny. I think they think it's staged like that. I'm a boomer. But the guy shows him, he shows him doing it. Right. Anyway. I don't like the, oh, it's staged thing, like default.

If it's staged, it's way less funny, but it's not. I just mean like the knee jerk like, no, I stage. Mm-mm. You're not going to get me on them one. You know? Yeah. It's like, all right, dude. Nothing gets set by you, huh?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway. Enjoy it. I guess. But, uh, so. Yeah. I mean, I agree. I haven't seen you in a while.

Oh yeah. I know because I couldn't come last week. Yeah. Because we did a, um, because I had to be at, um, where the heck was like, Birmingham. Hoover to be more specific. Hoover. And then over, over her. Remember that?

And then Atlanta, Alpharetta. I can't believe how time just keeps going. Still, you can't believe it? Just keeps going and going. Like, I remember being like, oh, yeah, I'm going to be an Alpharetta. And it was like, oh, that's so far away. This is how I look at that. But anyway, what do you want to do one or do you want to do?

Well, go to Chrisley.com, get tickets. I'll be in a bunch of different places. Yeah. Sign up for our Patreon. com slash life on luxury. Just us, too. No submissions. Banta seconda.

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the Spanish, Andrew Garfield. Oh, yeah. Crazy, you wanted to know how I read myself. I think I'm a seven. I don't think Andrew Garfield is more handsome than me.

I would rate him at 6.5. I had a new question. I'm a huge. Huge hip-hop fan. Chris, you met Eminem. That's my goal. That's crazy. I wanted to know if you guys have a top five rappers.

Mine is Eminem, Tupac, Rakim, KRS1, and KULGRAP. So I just wanted to know if you have a top five. Thank you guys so much for everything. I love you. So sweet. Who's the last one he said? Cool Grap.

I mean that's a that's a that guy doesn't even look he looks younger than I am right that guy yeah yeah yeah that's that's a that list is wild for a guy that young oh yeah yeah I thought that too um I mean that's gonna be what my I mean end up being like a lot of people say that those guys the last three guys that he said are in it because but they paved the way and stuff so I don't know if you if you have to like add that into it it's something but I never add that into my top five because I feel like, you know, I do appreciate it all that. Like I know what Rakim, like I know some of what Rakim did and like how he shaped hip-hop. But like, you know, there's still a difference between the rap in the 80s and the rap now.

Like the rap now, you know, the good rap now or whatever the past 15 years. It's just like it's so complex. It's so much more complex than it. used to be. And I, so, so I always like, I'm like, top five is weird, like to do if you're going to include every year, you know? That's like movies, like, what's your favorite, what's your five favorite movies? It's like impossible. There's so, so, so many. But that, kind of, but it, that's at least, at least at its core, it's just storytelling, you know? And if it's a good story, it's a good story, you know. And they're individual movies. Yeah. But, right, yeah. I would say Tupac for

sure um no shit yeah yeah i mean i wouldn't argue with m and m i i know they have to be on my five for sure i know that people say yeah but what the fuck is he saying he's just rhyming a bunch of shit and that's corny but that that that's only corny because like a lot of the young guys now say it's corny and it's like they want people to try less which is not good so um i would probably say, you know, Eminem. I mean, I might say just with how much he did, Jay-Z. Best top five, my top five rappers might be different than the best rappers, though. So, yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I mean, dude, if you want to pick a guy that's current, too, like, I mean, I don't know if I pick Drake, but like, I don't know argue with people who pick Drake because the guy's been fucking making so many hits. drapes

drapes? Yeah, so I actually don't know enough drapes at all any, a lot of new rappers I don't know because I haven't listened

to rap really actively since I was like in my 20s. Yeah. But you'd pick young MC I'd pick, I'd pick dub C okay

I'd pick These are your favorite rappers? Yeah. Favorite rappers? Sure, yeah. Okay. EZE. Wow.

Tupac for sure. Eminem would be on that as a low. Wow. And then maybe, um, you know what I mean? Yeah, I mean, it's, you know, people say gnaws and gnaz is great, but would I pick him as my favorite in top five? Probably not.

Yeah. But he's great, you know? Maybe mystical, mysticow. If you're talking about top five greatest rappers, then your list sucks, you know? But if you're talking about your favorite rappers, then okay. My favorite rappers, for sure, yeah. Top five, though, he's out. asking, I think, which is Tupac, M&M, JZ.

We're not like fucking music critics, man. No, no, no, but he's asking us who we think the greatest rappers of all time are. And you're saying mystical. He's saying, I thought he said, your top five favorite. I thought so. Oh, okay. And that's my top five.

Okay. Okay, fine. Take my shirt, if you know, my tattas? What is the line of that freestyle that's so fucking funny? Is it fuck the bear? Fuck the bear? Or kill the bear? Is it killed a bear?

I don't know what you're talking. It's a funny freestyle mystical. It's like so, so like. That guy's in jail. Yeah, right? Yeah. He is, right? Oh, yeah.

Bad dude, huh? That guy? I guess. I remember the first time hearing him on somebody playing a CD in their car and we're like driving around. And I was just like, this is scary. Yeah. This guy sounds scary.

Yeah. He's just screaming. Yeah. He couldn't have, you know, he's, I know he's in prison. He couldn't have had a long career anyway. That voice would have been gone. Yeah. That whole, that whole like down south, masterpiece.

his label, what was it? No limit. What? No limit. No limit. Oh my God, yeah, no limit record. Silk the Shocker and all those guys, dude. Oh my God.

They were so bad. See, murder. They were real bad. They were so bad, but I loved them. But that was what people loved them. They were huge. Yeah. I mean, MasterP was huge.

Yeah. Really weird. He was like acting in real movies and shit. Remember that? Yeah. And he, didn't he fucking own the Hornets or some shit? Or tried out or something. I don't know.

He's like a really good basketball player. Yeah. He played, but like in an international league. Still, he's good. Yeah. Dude, silk the shocker. One of those guys is in jail. Is it Silk?

No, no, no, another guy, though. Is it C murder? I don't think he's sure. Look up and see if C murder or is in jail. C murder is in jail. Yeah, wow. For what? Let me guess.

He murdered a kid at a club. His defense was fucked from Go, you know what I mean? This is our defendant. C murder. Okay, did it. You know what I mean? Yeah. Life sent.

And then, but apparently like his, I think either MasterPier is his brother or something. And he's like, some, one of those guys is like he didn't do it. It's just, he's innocent. And they're trying to like campaign for him. Yeah, they were like all related. Silk the Trucker, I think he's a cousin. All right, right, right. Masterpiece rich, huh?

Oh, I mean, yeah, bro. He had a record label. A big one. A big one. A big one. Do they still make stuff? I don't know. Well, but also record label in the 90s.

Right. When music still made a lot of money. Oh, yeah. It was made a lot of money. He must have a ton of money. No, he just rap snacks. It says, it says 200 million. Oh, my God.

I mean, I believe it, but that's, that's, no, that doesn't surprise me at all. Oh, really? Yeah, it was one of the top, it was, like, there was three hip hop top three. He was like one of them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Uh, bad boy. And then that. Yeah. And, um, cash money. Well, that was a little later, I think. But yes. Yeah. Slammed him.

I think. Well, no, I mean, I'm sure it started earlier, but, oh. backtracking. But it got that was more yeah, God. No limit, dude. Remember those fucking. Taylor bringing the facts. What? Taylor's bringing the facts. What? Just a year older. Yeah, but it, but it wasn't yeah, but in the 2000s is when it peaked, you know, 98 is when this shit peaked. So, I hear you for sure. Uh, that,

remember the, the, the album covers they had? They were the worst. Yeah, they were so bad, dude. There were so... Oh, I completely disagree. What do you mean? Let's look up to no limit record. Yeah, but they're awesome, like... Tanked off. A horror movie that is a slasher is awesome.

Right. You know? Would you agree with that? Like 1981, yeah. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, okay. I mean, they're actually atrocious, bro. They're really, really ugly.

The way they look is... And maybe they're trying to be ugly on purpose, but they're still ugly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, every single thing is... the word is going to be diamond-encrusted like gold. Yeah. And Beethoven. Beethoven life or deaf. Wow.

That was real. Yeah, it's just horrend. Wow, the last ton. Dude, green. Look at the Mercedes one. The lady. It's like four over. Little Italy. Four over.

Bill Ily. You know? Rear end? That's the one. It's called rear end. Wow. keeping the tying together with Mercedes. Remember these people I don't even

I'm gonna listen to this on the way home. So just slim dude. Look at him. Give it to them raw, dude. Wow. They really had a good mark or branding though. You couldn't mistake a no limit album. No, I know. And now they make shirts off of it. I mean, they made like funny shirts, you know?

That's all from this. Charge it to Da Game. Look at the font of Charge It to the Game. I used to love Silk, dude He's really bad though Yeah, he, he, yeah What are they doing now? See murder, life or death

This guy can't get away from it, dude Yeah, I could see murder Well, I killed someone Circumstantial evidence Everything he does Fish killer? Not hardcore at all Oh wow, a fisher

Just a fisherman A fisherman Fish killer dog Fisherman Um, Fisherman Fisherman Do you guys remember

what you rated that guy looks wise. Was it that guy? I gave him a little higher than... Was it that guy? Yeah, that was the guy. That was him? He looks much better here. Okay.

He definitely looks much better here. Walking it back a little bit then. Yeah, I would say. And he rated himself an 8.5, is that what he said? And thinks he's better looking than Andrew Garfield. 8.5 is still pretty high, but he looks way better there. I think I said he was a 6? Yeah, I said he was like an 8, I think.

I'd say maybe 6.5 now. 7.5.8 is what I think he is. Maybe seven. Think of all the guys, dudes. There's so many ugly-ass dudes. Yeah, that's true. That's why I'm saying seven. So anyway.

Corrected the stance. Okay, cool. Oh, that's Anthony. I'm in the middle of working, and Mocko just told me that I'm not going to get paid until I send a video in. Nice. Good job.

And I don't have anything to ask you guys. Okay. And if I did, I would just text it. Just what you. But I guess I just wanted to know how pissed this makes Chris. I was I was thinking about getting the guitar hero behind it

wall hooks look at what a mess putting it like right here is look what a mess that corner is so boring worst video I've ever seen in my life so boring dude the most boring guy in the world

the air purifier the guitar the guitar hero guitar and the painting that looks like somebody ate a no limit album cover and then threw it up

And also a blind guy hung it. You know what I mean? I mean, that corner is prison. Yeah. That is the worst. Man, you know what guitar is? They suck so much because they're just so, uh, uh, what do you call it? Awkward.

Like, dude, clunky. Can you fold it up or some shit? Like there's, bothers you that much. Like, do you think they're, I don't like, aesthetically ugly is you're saying? I think guitars were a mistake. I think they were a mistake. Crazy take, dude. That might be your craziest take ever on the show.

I think they fully were a mistake. You know, they don't sound good. They do not sound good. What do you think in terms of like the general public agreeing with you? Like, do you think you're like in like the 7% that would agree with you of people? No, less. Less. I think so.

I think so. I don't know. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Do you're 2%? Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. So you, at least you understand that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think different, dude.

I'm like one of those guys. who's like an apple, the apple should make a poster of me. Think different. And then I, guitars are and I'm going like this. But no, I just, they don't sound good. Wylin sound good. They do though. Their drums sound good. Guitar sound good for sure. Yeah. I just, I just, the, it's the absence of good to me. So when you watch Jimmy Hendricks or Stevie Verona or like Eric Clapton or somebody who's just like amazing on it. Yeah. Maybe you only know. people like John Mayer maybe because you know I know I know those guys too I see him do it right you're not like damn no it's it's it's very impressive it doesn't sound good it does though but yeah

I would stop you there yeah if you're just like it doesn't move me it doesn't I'm not into that kind of thing yeah that sound I still think it's crazy but to say it sounds bad yeah it's truly crazy usually guitar is noisy yeah well it's music you know uh uh uh twangy now it's It's unpleasant sounding, I would say, I think. I know, that's, I know it's a crazy take. It's a really crazy take, yeah. I just don't like it, dude. I mean, now, that being said, there are songs with guitar in it that I do like, obviously,

but that's because of the whole song of it, you know? But, but like the bass is a little different. That sounds way better. Drum sound good. Violin sounds good. Yeah, I just don't like the guitar. Piano sounds good. Yeah, I'm just not a, and guitar is.

like the number one dude yeah so it's like in every fucking song yeah dude i just think that um so so i and it's also awkward and they're big and it sucks you have to bring it around and stuff if you want to play it but that's kind of every instrument yeah but it's not really piano you just hope got to hope there's a piano there if you play you know somebody else pushes that shit too you know if there's a piano somewhere you go oh shit there's a piano no i can play you want me playing you don't fucking wheel it in you know what i mean at a party go go go go go go go go go go go you know Some asshole has, though. Yeah.

Help me, help me with the baby grand. Help me with the baby grand. All right. Here we go. Let me tune it, actually. Do you guys, do you guys, can be quiet? Don, don, don't, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong. Okay, that's good.

Here we go. Bo, do the ding that dong thing. The ultimate beginners tune? Yeah, I, you know, but that's me, man. and I have that mesophiliaoma or whatever the hell it is. Not that. Yeah, but. Mesophilia?

A hedonizzle. What is it? A hedonizel. A hedonizel, my nizzle. What, do you have tenetis? No, not that. I mean, that's totally different. Diagnosing me with a disease.

You said mesothelioma. I know, no, no. That was a joke, though. It's called Ed, Edonnesia or something. Edonele. Edonio. Fucking Al-Bundi. Albondi disease.

And, what is it? Enhedonia. Andedonia sounds like a magical place. And that's when we entered Anhadonia. It's the least magical place. With no music. And the condition where your brain does not feel pleasure or emotion is on adonia. I don't from music specifically is musical.

So I wouldn't say I have that because a lot of the time I don't want to listen to music because I don't want to feel the emotion. But the dislike of it, if dislike counts, then yes. but like I mean you know you'll drive around and listen to rap

and like it makes you feel good right I remember a time when you liked Portishead but that's the thing like Portishead is good

but like I don't ever want to listen to that really? Yeah I don't I always maybe if I'm like if I'm like

like like they're cool for a strip club or like you know if you're gonna like I mean I'm married now but you're gonna meet somebody

and like yeah you know and have have a mysterious trist with them or something. Yeah. You know? Dane. Dane.

Dainee. Dain. Dink. Dain it. Like that shit. Love it. I love it, dude. You know?

I love it. Just underwater ass music. I heard that in a restaurant like two days ago. Oh, wow. Yeah, they still play them a lot. I find them to kind of be super durable. like people they don't really go away oh which is cool thought he threw them away i hadn't heard that song in so long which one sour times or numb or glory box there's a few that are really like

what that is but i guess i never is the main album of theirs and the bit and biggest songs from that are sour times um glory box and numb biggest port of set fan yeah i mean i'm one of them i think probably you want to go out you want to go after this yeah i don't know i mean go to see port is that? Mm-hmm. All right. Next one. Chris and Matt.

Hey, guys. Senator from Minnesota here. So I'll get into it. I am a runner. I got up early to run. I'm up at five right now. It's usually pretty dark. I like this trail run, but every

time I run it, there's a group of middle-aged five to six, you know, uh, runners that, um, that I usually run.

into and they're running quite a bit slower than me. I don't really shout on your left, on your right. I don't have a headlamp, I don't have any reflective gear, so there's no way for them to really see me. Almost every time I shoot past them, I spook at least one of them, which is kind of fun for me. But I'm just wondering what you guys think. Am I being rude?

Um, should I, should I wear a headlamp? Um, like I said, I'm on this trail. So I'm not worried about cars or anything. Um, but, uh, if you don't think I'm being rude, how can I spook them even more? Wow. Wow. Kill them. No, why can't you just be like, like, when you're like 20 feet out?

I mean, that's, I would think, but he says he gets joy from it, enjoyment from it. Yeah. Which makes him. But then he said, should I, yeah. I don't think, my point is, I don't think he has to wear a headlamp. Yeah, that's, that's. He could just be like, 10 steps too far. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

If you will, yeah, I wouldn't, I would, I would, I, no, I, let me think of both, I think if I was, I don't know, it's weird because like, if it happens once, you go, oh, Jesus, I didn't know that guy was coming. Wow, that scared me. And then it happens again, you go, okay, that's going to be happening now when I run in the morning. Right, right. So why are they still scared is the, is I guess, I mean, I guess it still could have. happen if you're not expecting it, but like, you know in the back of your head it's going to happen.

So, uh, in a way, it's like, yeah, I think is it rude? It's not polite. It's definitely not polite what he's doing. Right. But, but, but, but you, you know, you, I don't think it matters that much. I don't think it matters that much. Yeah. I mean, they might get to the point where they're like, this fucking guy.

Like fuck this guy and maybe they'll plot to like get you back and they'll trip you up and get you in one of those traps You know I mean? Mm-hmm and they string up they don't seem like like with banana leaves cover it. Yeah, yeah, yeah They step on it and they pull you up and then they fucking swing you around Fuck your mouth hits you with sticks and fuck your mouth until you are hung up there for days and they leave you there and they come by and feed you little Like their dick little peanuts every once in a while like that you like that you little fucking monkey fuck you know Yeah, and then you end up there for like months and you slowly die. Yeah, yeah, and then you end up there for like months and you slowly die. Yeah. Yeah.

Do you want that? Jizzing you. If you don't want that, I would suggest maybe either getting a headlamp or saying something like, hey, coming by, on your left. Yeah. Something. If you're willing to risk the thing I just outlined, then keep doing it. See what happens.

I don't think it, yeah. I don't think it's a big deal. It will be when he's strung up like that. Right. But, you know. For him. Don't be scared of life. Don't be scared.

They're going to combine say shit like that Run by and then when they go Oh go pussy I think he needs to like get used to saying behind Or like on your left or whatever Yeah I mean I think that's probably the right thing

To just got an anti-authority streak This guy though He's gonna pay for it I'm telling you He's gonna end up strong up in a tree And he's one of those traps He's also still young you know So it's like that's why he feels like that Maybe if he was 50 he probably wouldn't feel like that

Yeah that's why they're gonna get so pissed though Like this young motherfucker Who's he think he is That's why they're stopped They're so slow they're plotting. How they're going to get him? Middle-aged, he said.

So that's like, I guess that's like me. Damn. I would presume he meant older than you. When I think middle age, I think in their 50s. I think people in their 50s, which is weird. Which is weird. Exactly. Yeah.

Yeah. I think the first 12 years, 12 years of life basically don't count though. In what way? You're not really living. Oh. I mean, you're living the life, but you're not really like, when you become an adult, like so much. much of that has obviously shaped you and whoever you are and whoever you become.

But like, right. Yeah, you're not. Yeah. You know, you're not? Yeah. Yeah. I think that, um, yeah, I guess. I mean, I don't know.

I look at my kids now and I'm like, man, they're living dude. Yeah. Totally. They are living, you know. That's what's up though. Like Calvin was literally like this morning he said, I know I'm going to have homework today and it's going to be so fun. Wow.

And I'm like, oh my. Never said in my life. God. You definitely never said in your life. Yeah, I mean. I could see him being like that, though, moving forward in general. No, we got to fix that if that's the case. You're not into that?

You can't have a son that likes homework, dude. Why not, dude? I mean, your homework at that age is like, yeah. Go find a bug. Don't minimize it, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's pretty fucking studly. Well, he is learning math, but yeah, like four plus one, five.

He likes that. I got it really fast, dude. Do another one to me? Six plus two? It's exposed to us six. Hey. Not fast. Dude, that was rapid.

Rapid. I'm a computer. Lost your mind. So yeah. But yeah. And then Billy woke up and was like, I mean, just did life that they fucking have. Gosh, if we could just be kids forever, you know. It's so sick, you know.

God, so sick. The life of a kid is so sick. I mean, unless it's horrible. But like, the ones you see, it's typically so sick. He was like talking about the president. And he, I can't. Oh, because. mortgage rates are up or something.

You're talking to Calvin about mortgage rates? Yeah. Actually, I was talking to my nanny and we were like, man, that sucks. We were like, you know, the president got to do something about it. And he was like, what's with the president or something? And we were like, oh, he's just not doing everything great. You know, he's not the best. And, you know, you try not to be like negative to your kid about, you don't want to.

You don't want to, you, I'm like, I don't want this kid even thinking about the president at all. Right. You want him to figure it out himself later. Regardless of who the president is. So I'm like, yeah, it's, you know, sometimes they say stuff and they don't, they don't do it. And then, you know, and he's like, but why did they vote for him? And I was like, well, now you're down the hole. I'm like, they, yeah, more people voted for him.

And then they thought he was going to do something. And then he didn't. And then this happened, but this is just part of the thing that he has to do. And he was like, well, why don't the, he literally said, well, why don't the cops get him? Great question. And I was like. Totally logical. That's actually not.

Yeah, that's considering a few things that's not out of the realm of, you know, what people think, you know. And he was like, that'd be crazy if the cops got him. And I'm like, yeah, you know. And he said, so he said, how long is he the president? I was like a few more years. And he was like, what? So long. And I was like, I know.

And then we have to pick someone else. And he said, who? Wow. And I said, a comedy sketch. Yeah, I know. I said, well, we don't know yet, you know. And, yeah, it was just funny, dude. It was so funny.

Because then you're like, because you also like, it really is so simple when you boil it down. It's hard to get there, but it's so simple what the needs are and what your wants are. And then it gets all fucked up because of how you have to try and do it. But it's funny to hear a kid talk about it. Yeah. You know? Yeah. I mean, he's like, why is he the president for a few years?

That's not necessarily He's kind of like Yeah, that is something we should look at Yeah, you know what I mean? Get him to think tank, yeah. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah. Anyway.

Yeah, kids got some good points, you know. What are you going to do? The kids got some points. Yeah. Hey, guys, I never thought I would send a submission But today was Here you are. Blood Red Mad Day.

So I wanted to get your advice on how you would have handled the situation And my husband and I go to the movies today, see a great movie. And so we're walking to our seats and we purchased everything online. That's what we do. Get to the seats, of course, two little old ladies there. And that's fine. No worries, you know, what happens.

She might be all right. We go up. We start dialogue. You know, I think these are our seats and, you know, I think you are down the way. No, no, no, no. We're, you know, they're adamant. They're in the right seats. So my husband being very patient, pulls out his phone and says,

excuse me, you know, here are our things. And as he... doing this, I look down and the snacks that we pre-ordered for those seats are there. And yo. No shit. They're munching. They're munching. So I say, are those the snacks?

Did you get those? Or were those here when you guys just, oh, no, they just brought them to us? Oh. So my husband goes, all right, well, look, let's just fix this. He goes, why don't we just go down the concession stand and we'll, you can get us a small popcorn and a large diet coat zero. She goes, no, I'm not buying you anything. She goes, they brought these to me.

She goes, but I have this kid soda that you can have. I haven't opened it yet. Slam. Yeah. Yo, she slammed me. Yeah, you got bodied. It was fighting every ounce of Mexican I have, which is about 50% to not do anything. I prayed on it.

I sat there, but I walked away and I feel a little, ugh. Why were they such dicks about it, though? I understand a mistake. by the way, very idiots for that. Yeah. They're at least not the brightest. But, and it's, I want to say like the movie theater should make it right, but it's not really their fault. I don't really.

No, but they should. No, yeah, they definitely should make it right. Yeah. But they, yeah, I don't think it's, I mean, God, they're stupid to be like, oh, they just brought these for us. That's, that's really stupid, especially he, she said they were like older ladies. Yeah. Yeah, they've been to a movie. before, you know. That's why it doesn't surprise me though, honestly. But yeah, that's so crazy.

Why wouldn't you be a bad, to be like Sebastian, aren't you embarrassed? Yeah. Like, that's embarrassing. You sat down in the wrong seat and just started eating Twizzlers. Yeah, and then got caught and and then didn't do the right thing at all. Right. Right. Yeah. When, um, you guys ever go to like a ball game with somebody and they're like, let's just sit down there. Those are like empty. Yes. Yeah. And it's before the game starts and you're like, we're going to sit there, yeah. I don't want to be here when the people come. Yeah, of course.

And they're like, let's just, like, it's the same. No. That, yeah, I don't. I mean, if it's the fifth inning, that's different. Yeah, that's totally different. You go, nobody's going to sit there. Fifth inning or later.

And if they come later, then you go, oh, okay, my bad. You weren't here from five. It was a fifth inning we thought. What? Yeah, like we thought it was the 15. We thought it was coming five innings, you loser. Mm-hmm. I wanted to watch fucking head deonomo.

Yeah. And consequently, I think, man, when you go to a game and you show up before and somebody's in your seats, you're like, no, that's annoying. You sit in your right seat before the game, dude. Period. You couldn't even scope seats. Like, what's a better seat? But wait. You have to wait.

Yeah. I think you have to- Unwritten rules, dude. Like, how do people not know these? I mean, I think you have to wait until after the second inning, third inning. Oh, third inning for sure. To me, that's the earliest you could possibly. Third, it would be earliest.

I mean, I think we should do away with. baseball with assigned seating at movie theaters anyway with a sign seating yeah it was never like that for forever except for that now I think it causes problems but then you got to show up early that's kind of annoying dude doesn't it try I would imagine it does the opposite of cause problems yeah I would think so no because then people like still do the thing where you're like well that's kind of a better seat and no one's here and then like the previews are on and then somebody's late to the movie and they're like what I don't know you're like no no and you're moving around and

it's fucking What you should do away with is... Yeah, I mean, it makes a little more chaos for sure. Don't fucking order snacks until you get there. That's weird. That's really weird. I've actually never thought of... Why don't you want your popcorn there already?

I don't think I've even had that service offered to me. Yeah, same. Right? I've never heard of that. I've never heard of that. Not to be like you fucked up, but that's... If I show up and there's a coat, there's... Even if it's my Coke sitting there and it's been there, I don't want that one.

Yeah. So you put fucking shit in it? What if it's a can and it's closed and it's ice cold and you're thirsty? trying to make him say yes under any circumstances. It's a little different, but yeah, no, that's actually a lot different. But, but, but, but, but, but, but yeah, you're also getting popcorn and then popcorn's open. It's not like, popcorn's not as warm as it could be. Yeah.

Yeah. That's crazy. That, that's actually crazy. And I think that they, they learned a lesson. Those old assholes, yeah, there's one, but two, those old assholes literally just thought, oh, people just brought us food. Now we're going to eat it. Did they, though? I don't care.

Either way, you're a huge asshole if you, if you, if you, no, I. know if you knew what's up or you're a huge idiot yeah if you didn't know what's up so either way it's terrible either way it could be both huge asshole and idiot uh yeah they could be yeah they could be yeah way they're criminals um i hope you got them arrested i mean i'm certainly like you're getting up now yeah at that point or like i'm grabbing you by the wig you do get in fights yeah yeah he does get you're old you're an old lady i'm just be still i'm gonna pick you up. I mean, when I'm an old lady, I'm doing that for sure. Yeah. Probably. Right? What do you mean? I'm, I'm going to be like, uh, well, I think you'd move at the end of the day.

No, no, I would move. Yeah, see? You're so terrified of confrontation. You would, yeah, but you're saying you're an old lady and they bring you snacks. You're just going to fucking eat them. Hold on. That's what he's saying. I thought. Yeah, yeah. If somebody brought, if, first of all, if I was with a friend and we sat down in the wrong season, then they brought us I'd be like, who cares? Like, we're gonna die tomorrow. Oh, I see. But yeah, but your first thought is,

we didn't order this shit. Of course, yeah. And also, I don't want to pay for this shit. Right, that too, yeah. You know? Oh, free goobers? Yeah, not something. And has never been something.

Nobody's ever got free goobers, period. Ever. Goobers are like fucking $19 now. But, but like, yeah, I don't know. I don't know. fucking assholes on this planet I know it really does I don't even know if I like this saying

but it never ceases to amaze me man Like it's just unbelievable There's a guy He was a drunk guy in the elevator And he he he he he in my hotel And they were trying to get him out You know Because he didn't have his card to do the thing

Did I tell this song congratulations? Yeah And And he was trying to get to the floor But he didn't have the card right So he was just standing there and the lady was like so you have to come out and I got in and I had my card and and I was like what do you know I got to wait for this guy to get out I'm on he's not on my

floor I'm on four he's on he's like I'm on nine like okay I said do you mind getting out of the elevator yeah he was like no oh he's like it for you yes he said yes I see the thing you want me to get it I got it yes uh and then he was like uh he said no I'm not I'm not getting out and I was like what do you want me to do and then she was like like sir you got to come out and I said do you mind getting out of the elevator like I was getting heated which sucks because he was so drunk but I'm just like that only makes it more annoying and easier to get I'm more annoying for sure but like you know maybe the guy's got a big problem or some yeah yeah yeah you're in a little box yeah get to be fucking compassionate sometimes but sometimes but

was he being an asshole of the woman well he he was he was this drunk he was just not budging yeah yeah yeah so was he being an asshole I don't know probably I mean you probably can't qualify it that way Yeah, exactly. But I saw Resident Evil and Primetime. Woo-hoo, yeah. Yeah. Dude, hell yeah, man. Good for you.

Two movies, huh? In one day. In one day. What city were you in? Alpharetta, Atlanta. Yeah. Alpharetta, Georgia. Nice.

Yeah. Have you ever been to a, like, a true double feature? Or you paid for two movies at once? Oh, yeah. Were you pay for them both at once? I don't know if I've done that. same theater and the next one starts after. No.

After a short break. Oh yeah. I've gone twice in a row, but not died, no. Gone to the Goodfellas Casino double feature. That's pretty crazy to be just. It's like seven and a half hours. Yeah, that's crazy. I was going to say, it's crazy to be in theater for 4.5 hours, but that is crazy.

That was crazy. And I love those movies, as we all know. And it was still too much. Yeah. Well, why did you do it? Because I love those movies and I was in my 20s and I was like, fuck it, let's go with a friend. Wow. Was it Julian?

Yeah, it was. Knew it. I did a, like, we had like an Italian cousin in town, and I wanted to see, I wanted to show him Weekend at Bernice. Nice move, dude. Smart guy. And I don't remember what it was playing with, but it was like, it was already out of theaters, but it was playing at this weird theater in Alhambra. Sorry, when was this? So long ago.

I mean, dude, you know? But the first one came out. Were you eight? Yeah, maybe like. No, you know what? I saw Weekend at Burdies 2 with you in the theater. Two, two, too. You and Jeff Hall.

Whoa. It was that. I thought it was longer ago than that. Well, I mean, I thought we were in New Jersey is what I'm saying. Maybe the first one came out when we were New Jersey. Yeah. Yeah,

I remember. Oh, God damn it did. Yeah, no. Well, anyway. Okay, anyway. Yeah. It was playing this thing and like it was only playing as a double feature with like son-in-law or something else. Great.

Great. What a great afternoon, dude. And we stayed from both of those with my dad. Just got out. It was like, dumber. 20 years older than me. I mean, shit. You got, listen, dude.

A dumpy little theater. I know you got to, I know you got to see Weekend of Bernie's. I saw it already, but we're going to go see something in law first. So buckle up, dude, let's go. Let's go to this shitty theater. Mm-hmm. Well. That theater's still there.

In November. I'm sure it is. Yeah. Dude, any double feature with Weekend at Burnies, that isn't Weekend at Burnies one and two is a fucking trocious. I agree with that, actually. That is a strange double feature. What if it was the Dark Night and Weekend at Bernie's Two?

I'd like to know what two movies it actually was because I'm sure I've got a detail wrong there. Or maybe both of them. Oh, wow. Yeah. Doesn't even have an Italian cousin. I know that. I know it was Federico who came. Oh, has no, I mean, definitely.

Right now his mom would hear this be like, but this is not Federico. Federico hasn't been here. It was Federico. Well, here's the thing. He's, he is. Here's the thing. He's not like a first cousin. He's not even related.

It doesn't know. It was just some guy. And he sat next to him. And exchange student, yeah. I don't even know if he's like a first cousin of my mom. He sat next to a Mexican in the theater. And he just went like, he turned to him and he said, you're Italian. No, no, no, he turned to him, he said.

And we're cousins. And he goes, hey. See? Hey, he's good. And he goes, that's my Italian cousin. Over the years, he just sort of warped it into it to the time. The guy's name was fucking Alejandro. Oh, I hate it.

Just absolutely seething. Fuming. Great. Chris is doing the thing he does. Great. So much. What's up, boys. Thank you for all the work you do.

First of all, I love the banta. Chris, you're amazing. Matt, you're mediocre. Let's get to the point here. I was on my motorcycle, and I was just doing my thing. You know, it's a sport bike. It's loud. I wasn't going over the speed limit.

I get into an apartment building, and my friend is there. I pick her up, we come around. It's like a loop around. This old lady, I guess, tries to stop me as I come in. And I just thought maybe she was doing her own thing. And I didn't really think anything of it. And then she stopped me on my way out.

So, she asked me, are you being safe? And I said, yeah, like, of course I'm being safe. Like, you know, I'm an like, avid motorcycle rider. There's no issue here. What's going on? And she asked me, like, Like, are you okay? What's going on with you?

Are you okay? I had lost my mom. Oh, boy. I had my visor up. I don't know if she saw something in my eyes, but it messed me up. No shit. This girl, and then she proceeded to say she was like 92. Not a girl, man.

And then I said, well, I'm almost like 36 and you know what? Probably not going to be here until 50. I mean, 2030, maybe that's all we got. Like, you had any encounters like that with older people that have really kind of like jarred your reality a little bit because I'm a little shook still. Really? I love that. That's so real, dude. But why is he shook?

Can you help me explain? It was hard for me to listen to the first part because he said you were mediocre and I was mad. Oh, nice, dude. I was. I'll dep be for that. I got mad. But then I realized he was, I know he's joking, but it's like, we don't know him. but obviously he likes to play with the,

because he's a part of lifeline, but it made me mad. Yeah, thanks, dude. Thanks for the fucking backup. Anyway, I didn't hear the beginning. I was, beginning the part doesn't really matter. The, what matters is this old woman stopped him,

flagged him down in the parking lot, this apartment building. He's picking up his friend in. And she said, be safe or something like that. Yeah, what do you mean? I am being safe. And she was, and she just pulled his visor down and she was like, are you okay?

Like, is a scene from madman or something. Yeah, total madman. And it, like, struck Don Draper like, down. Got it, got it. And it just like hit him and it pierced his wrong part of the armor. Yeah. Got straight through the heart. Yeah.

Um, almost lynchian kind of. Yeah. And it's interesting that it still sticks with them. I mean, yeah, moments like that I don't, I wouldn't say, I've had any that are that profound that are like, pretty mundane moments that like really like rocked me. But, um, I've definitely had moments with old people that are strangers that I'm like, oh, that, that's eye opening. Hmm. Like, fuck, I never thought I might not be able to. to do that so easily, whatever the fuck it is.

You know what I mean? And then I feel bad because I'm like, oh, I just use this old motherfucker as like, like, a way to make me feel the length of life and it's like weight and like how I should maybe change my perspective. And it's like it's like it's saw an old guy to bend over and pick something up. You know, I mean? Like that's not. Yeah, but that's, that doesn't have to do with him.

That just has to do with you. Yeah. Yeah. You don't have to feel bad. No, I found, I found it upsetting and sad that like, you know, since we all die. Yeah. Like this motherfucker's reminding me. So I killed that guy and threw him in the river.

And I was like, but it's fucking asshole made me think about life. You know what I mean? Like that's what it gets. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I've been part of profound moments, but it's me that's making it profound for the other person usually. And I don't know if I've had any for me. No, I, I, yeah, I don't know. I mean, it's, I guess I have.

I can't think of any. But I mean, the old person thing is what he's asking. And I don't know if I've ever had any. Yeah. I mean, besides, you know, relatives that are old and not doing well or whatever the fuck in within my life. It's just besides that or friends, you know, it's like, I don't think I've had, I don't know. Everything is a moment like that if you think about it, though, kind of, dude.

It like fucks you up. I don't know. I mean, maybe that was a fucking angel, you know? Yeah, maybe, or the opposite, right? Yeah, maybe it was. Bielzebub. It was Bubba Duke. Did he have a top hat?

Did the lady have a top hat and a long white face? I still love that he called her a girl. Yeah, that's crazy. That's insane. You know, because you know he's picturing her. You'd say lady, yeah. Or at most, I'm saying at least lady. Yeah, right.

You'd say woman or you'd say senior or. Yeah. So this baby came up to me. And she said, are you okay? That's wild. Yeah, I do like those. kinds of moments though you know sometimes it's like oh those poignant moments are like a little hint that to us that like you know we just definitely don't know what reality is and that's the truth

you know i mean reality is a little is definitely we can all agree it's it's definitely different than what it is we think it is there's no fucking way all this shit is making any sense there's no fucking way i mean we could go down that we've been down that hole actually but yeah Yeah. Yeah. So. No, I think that's just also scientifically been proven to be true. Oh.

We don't see what the world is actually. Yeah. You see light bouncing off of it. And it's our interpretation of it that like, oh, man. So high. Light is bouncing off of the, it off of it. And you see an interpretation of it. So pass that.

Yeah. The bong. What kind of bitch shit is a bong? Bongs are nuts, dude. The fact that anybody still uses bong is wild. Yeah, no, dude, let's do away with bongs. Let's just use spliffs. Let's use fucking, uh, a Coke can if you have to.

But a fucking, no, no, no, no. You'd rather people fuck with a coke can than a bong? There's a fucking apparatus that is that. That's so stupid. It's really big. I'd be careful with it, travel in pieces. They're terrible colors You know, clean it?

Dude, it's just like, use a cocaine and then throw it away. Don't use a cocaine, but yeah. Well, whatever, you know, but... Well, it was like, it was nice because it went through the water and it, like, sanitized the smoke, made it easier. Such a drug dealer. But the problem... Such a pot-head.

The thing that sucks with them is that the fucking fills up with so much smoke. Yeah, I mean, you get so high. And you get so ripped. And weed is too strong now. And also, you know, they were big when... I mean, before we were teenagers, but when we were teenagers, we were like, oh, people use bongs. And then you just, you're young, new to the fucking drug. And then you're taking big ass bong ribs.

But now it's, you know, it's like use a fucking joint or eat it, you fucking bitch. Yeah. I agree with that. Or a vape. You know, eat the fucking, yeah. Make brownies, bitch. Yeah. I'd like to see Anthony's bong.

Oh, it's in that corner. I'll tell you that much. Maybe we could Maybe he can lay it in here Let you say what His bong Lay in a picture of his bomb Which bong bro?

You know he's got more than one You think he's a small one? Yeah he's got a small one and a big one Like that looks like a dragon or something Oh there's no doubt about that Bro that's the other thing If you have a bong And it's not just bong

You're a You're a like You're a fucking asshole dude It's got dragons on it No doubt Or a griffin What do they call those things.

Riffindor? No, Gryffindor is the character. No, Gryffindor's the school. The school of Potter. Like a big old bird?

Yeah, the griffon. The big old bird, you know? The big old bird. It's big bird on a bong. Anthony would have that actually. Anything he is big bird. I wonder if you could get a big bird bong. Of course, are you kidding me?

Bro, I'll tell you right now, big bird bongs would sell like hot cakes. Yeah, I bet they're expensive. Dude, look him up. Everyone be like, dude. Big bird bong, bing bong, bing bong, bing bong. We won't lose it.

Oh, big bird bong. That's what they do when they see it. Well, that's annoying. So far, I haven't been able to find it. Dude, we got it. An angry bird's bong. I mean, that, of course, exists. Well, you'd think a big bird bong would exist.

Yeah, but, yeah. I mean, I agree. I would think this stupid, fuck it. That's really dumb. There's a guy on Reddit saying he likes making bongs but thinks it's not cool to make a wait hold on Huh? I mean it's so stupid it's the facehugger one bro that's the dumbest shit I've ever seen in my life Is that really what that is?

No it's like no look at the dragon one on the right come on you look at that dude is that a fucking bong oh no what a fucking dork $125,000 no thanks oh my god see the video of it Is it a video? It says headpiece. Yeah. Come on, bro. What a chode.

Turn this down on you. $25,000, folks. This is a wholesale show. It has to be so careful with it, you know? Tom Cigura. Brainsure. So, can his watch. Drakens.

A dork, a loser. That is so, so. Did he say his name was director Blatz? I thought he said Dragonglass. Oh, which makes more sense. Did he take a hit out of that? I don't think so. That is so incredibly stupid.

Oh, he was, he was testing out like the mechanism. Uh-huh. Oh, yeah, no shit. Dude, you got to see. There's this guy on Instagram that I follow that is, he makes, like, jackets out of alligator leather. And he's got a small shop in New York. And he sells them for like $200,000, $300,000. these jackets and he and people come in like there was one guy who went in I started

following him but there's one guy came in and he was just like so how much for this jacket he's at $250,000 and he said would you take two 30 and he goes no discounts for anyone and then I'm like I do click follow you know and then I see this dude talking and he was he's just like what the guy what's the guy's name but he's just like uh you know a lot of people would say that's the price of a 9-11 and uh it is the price of a 9-11 and people say they would rather have the 9-11 well he said clients of mine have both what the fuck is a 9-11 i mean i smelled that coming yeah yeah yeah i mean i'm just same i know i'm watching the thing i'm like he's gonna do the thing right now oh oh oh oh yeah no i thought obviously you know what yeah yeah yeah

i don't think of nine i don't think of Porsche's i'm sorry i'm not a fucking Porsche owner You know what I mean? Never forget. Everybody who hears 9-11 thinks about fucking fucking car. Never forget. Never forget. Never forget the poor shit. Damn, I can't believe there's actually not a big bird bomb.

There is one in existence, but you're saying for sale, it's crazy. There's no image of it. Nobody's a good picture of it. That's that, I don't believe. Something's up. To be continued, I mean, we're going to have to find this shit, dude. Thumbs up. Well, there you go.

I bet someone who listens to the show actually has a big bird bomb. Well, there's a proof that. Yeah, send us a submission with you so far. And there's a proof. There's the proof that reality isn't as a seat because you know there is one and we can't find it. It doesn't mean it's posted online though. It's in the back of some like boomer X-Hippies closet. It's online somewhere.

All right. That's all I'm saying. Anyway, I have to eat. Yeah, me too. I'm currently fainting. So I appreciate you guys. And come see me out there. I'll be in.

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