Lifeline - 233. The Next Freud Duo

Episode Date: October 11, 2026

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The one I want to know is... The one I want to know you. Why do guys who get older try to not look older? I guess I understand there are many reasons, but that's so weird to me. I don't think it's weird to you, honestly. I don't mean to tell you... I don't mean to tell you what you think. I'm saying you must understand on a certain level what that is.

I do on a certain level, but to go like get surgery for it and die even dye your hair, it's so odd to take that much time to do that when it doesn't matter. But obviously it does though, right? To them, yeah. But I mean, no, to some degree to the world too. If you're an actor, I guess. I mean, I don't know, man. There are guys that are like 75 with jet black hair.

Yeah. And it's like, it looks so weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or puffy guys because they got, you know, a facelift or something. It's just like, well, that's, yeah. I don't know, I saw John Cusack the other day and he's like 60 something with black hair and like obviously worked on and it's like he's scary yes especially because just years and decades of drinking and they just like looks so fucked up got it and then he got work to like it's kind of like johnny dep he

also looks so fucked up now why the fuck would you like you i i guess i don't get it too also like when you're mega successful like those guys like what else do you why do you have to keep being young i don't understand it yeah just become old and like be an old weird actor because you're going to make money. You're Johnny Depp, you're going to make money. It's so cool. Like Johnny Depp in his new movie coming out, he looks old and it looks cool. Right, but his work is terrible. And it's when he's just standing there as a human being, you're like, what the fuck? Dude, that's so sad. He looks like Humpty Dumpty. He's got the weirdest like upper body. It's like, it's like he's got pads all around. You know what I mean? Um, and he just looks like he's got as much worked on as Madonna.

Well, he probably has. Yeah. And it's fucked up and weird, man. Like how vain. It's just like the Kennedy's just like dripping off these motherfuckers. Look at him, dude. Now. The serious one. The serious one. I said the serious one. Wow.

So, Dick, so. Yeah, it, yeah, I mean. That's just a, this is a middle-aged lesbian. He looks like a. Melissa Etheridge. He does look at Melissa Etheridge, dude. That just is Melissa Etheridge. I think like when he doesn't have sunglasses on, then.

And no beard. then what? Yeah Then it just kind of shows his Bear Stark fucking age-movie That's Johnny Depp dude Yeah

Yeah that's Johnny Depp yeah Wow Yeah I you know I just don't get it man I don't get it I guess I get it But like would never in my wildest dreams fucking die my hair

To make yourself look younger That's what I mean Yeah I mean doing it like that's fine Because you just It's a choice You're not trying to trick anyone. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, yeah.

Yeah, anyway. I don't know, man. I saw John Kuzek the other day and I go, whoa. B. Gray. For a guy like that, yeah. Speaking of John Kuzek. It's Joan Kuzak's birthday, happy birthday, and Matt Bomer. And I don't.

That person. What's that? Rikishi. Rikishi? Rikishi. It was a famous WWE, Wessler, managed by the Iron Sheik. I thought you guys were.

wrestling fans? Yeah. I don't know. I mean, maybe I know who it is. I just don't, I don't recognize the name, but I mean, she's got a ton of fucking fans

if she's, oh, it's a guy. It's a guy. Oh, I remember him. Oh, him. Yeah. Yeah.

That's Drewski. Well, yeah. It does look at Drewski, huh? Yeah, it's, uh, it's all good for that guy, you know.

I'm surprised that guy's alive if that guy was. Is he? He's only 60. He's birthday. He's got a Hobby B. I know. I'm still surprised. Hobby B vibe in that.

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for one-on-one advice sessions with fucking Matt. Like go to Donald Sutherland. Go look, look him up now. He's got to be what? He recently died. Oh, he did, yeah. He's got to be, he was over 80. But, okay, so let's look up him.

He was over 80, huh? Oh, yeah. I think he was 80. Okay. Like, 88, yeah. Okay. You were dead wrong. So he was really dead right.

So how old was he? 88. Whoa. That's even older. He's basically 90. Yeah. Dead wrong. Dead wrong.

Never mind. Dead wrong. But like look at him in the middle there. He's younger there in the middle with the sunglasses on in the golden globe. Like click that. Yeah. If he had, if he dyed his hair, it would look fucking weird. Also, he looks cool.

I agree. Well, that's the other thing that I think men miss. It's like an actual head of gray hair, silver hair is fucking sick. Yeah. Wow. You know? Yeah. Maybe guys don't like the transitional aspect.

Maybe. the gray but he went blonde to gray which is fucked up looking always no matter what you know um you get a little salt and pepper it's a little bit easier to make that um transition oh what a career that i had i mean one of the best careers um for sure they're making a new uh hunger games they are yeah like the more the original they're like they're doing a prequel kind of thing more dude like and i i love the hunger games too bro how could you want more of that there's so much of it i do i want to have more i want to know how it started i want to know but i want it to be i was i was i would like to yeah i know that they

got to do they got to make like a fucking what do you call it a um real hollywood version of it but i would love to just you know a movie that has nothing to do with hunger games about the guy's childhood that would be amazing, you know. It's just like, oh, that's why he's like, dad, he's all fucked up, man. They would make that movie for sure. In fact, they probably will. No, but spin-offs of each character's background.

Not how I'm saying. How would you make it? Like what? Like, don't even mention the Hunger Games. Don't fucking, you know, maybe even drop it. After the movie comes out, a month later, be like, by the way,

this is the guy from the Hunger Games all as a kid. So just a drama. Yeah. About a kid. Yeah. And don't even mention his tie in with the Hunger Games. Yeah, until like... I mean, what guy?

Yeah, thank you. Which character warns this? Donald Sutherland. Who was that? He was the bad guy. He was the younger president. In the earlier version of him that plays him is Phillips Schmer Hoffman, right? No.

It's another guy. No. No, what do you mean? I don't know. I didn't see any of them except the first one. I'm confused though because Phillips Moore died like 15 years ago. So what are you even talking about? But they made these movies fucking over 15 years ago, the first ones.

Because obviously, because he's in one of them. Tom Blythe did it. it as an 18 year old. I guess what I'm saying is Donald Sutherland isn't that much older than Philip Seymourn't. For him to play right? No way, dude. He's like 30 plus. 20 years? Yeah, 20 years. No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're right. 88. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so, you know, he played it. This guy, the Ballad of Sumberg's and Snakes, but I'm talking about do him as like a six, seven year old. You see him get, like, molested or something. And that's why he's all fucked up. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? It's just so fucking. they're all fucked up and then they go and then you know

the Lionsgate or whoever did it you're not Lionsgate Little Lionsgate so dick you know the next month they're like by the way this is fucking

we never said his name that's Cornetheus from fucking what's it called the Hunger Games Worst bitch ever from what's it called you know yeah like buying it

did they do that with Magneto like Magneto like Magneto's a kid movie ever no that's the one that they need to do the concentration camp shit yeah but there's a couple

of the yeah that flashback and those scenes are always so intense. Yeah, that'll be great. He's a kid getting fucked with at the camps. Yeah. Pulls the filing cabinets onto the Nazis that are trying to fuck with him.

Just as he's learning his power. That's fucking drama, dude. Don't call it Magneto. Don't even reference anything about it. Just be that. And tell us which movie makes more money. Mine. No, no, no, I agree.

But that's the same thing. I'm saying that's what I want. You want that too? Magneto will. Yeah, I want them to do it with all of that. That's what I would like to do. If you're going to like, like, make it, make it. We know about the fucking X-Men.

We know about the Hunger Games. So do something new and different about it. Not just another Hunger Games. That's what I always want. Yeah. No, but you want another Hunger Games too. You love Hunger Games. You just said it.

Yeah, you can make that too. Sure. Yeah. You just want endless Hunger Games content. You can make a fucking $12 million dollar Hunger Games movie about that with, like, you know what I mean? And it's like, if you, if you made a, if you made a, $12 million movie about hunger games where he's a kid, nine years old. That movie would make so much fucking money.

You're probably right, yeah. And it's already a brand. And why wouldn't they make it? Because they're fucking idiots. It might be because they're like, what would it make? Like 200 million, like after everything. Like that might not be enough for something like a problem like this. Which is crazy.

But because you do that 10 times, like add them up. you know what I mean? Yeah, do it. Do a fucking, you know, they don't all have to be about, you know, I don't know, take whatever, you know, I don't know, any kind of big brand there is, like Avengers or some or, you know, make a movie about them as a nine-year-old. Do it, do it easy. Make it a fucking two-month shoot, not even a too-month shoot.

And then you make, you make it for fucking $10 million. And then it makes $150 million? That's not worth it? I don't think they think it's worth it. Honestly. I couldn't agree more with you, but I think they don't think it's worth it enough. Seems like a fucking no-brainer.

Because it doesn't even fuck with the brand that much. Because you could still make the other Hunger Game movies. You know what I'm saying? Like there's an argument that was like, it'll hurt the brand. We don't want to make some independent movie about this fucking... Why? It's not going to hurt this shit.

You still make fucking Hunger Game 7. Yeah. I always thought about that. And it's such a good idea and nobody's ever done it. Nobody's ever done it. Movie about nine-year-old Hulk would be amazing. Yeah, but well, sure, yeah, about getting angry and shit. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

They've never made a movie like that. And I'm, here's the thing. You'd be like, oh, they made a movie like, dude, if they made a movie about nine-year-old Hulk, it would be a superhero movie. I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about don't make it a superhero movie. No, I get it, yeah. Make it a, you know what I mean?

And that would make so much money. Like an actual origin story thing. An actual origin story where it's pretty fucking regular for, for like, 45. minutes and you're like and then at the end of the movie maybe his eyes get red you go oh okay that would be so interesting you could make it for fucking five million dollars you know and then it's gone down but yeah i'm just trying to make a point here it'll make a hundred million yeah i mean that move that about the hulk wouldn't be huge it would be huge with me yeah uh but yeah makes no fucking sense well although they don't want to play it's no one you couldn't do it about the young

Hulk because young Hulk was he was an adult when he got the gamma race right yeah but yeah but you can maybe more interesting you know what yeah could be a kid with anger you're dealing with his anger and no it's coming later no it's coming later yeah absolutely yeah yeah yeah so weird nobody's ever done that yeah DC should or Marvel should hire us I guess to write these what would just pump them out dude I yeah I would actually love to write

something like that yeah every single major Marvel character as a nine-year-old. Boom. You know. Franchise it up, dude. Yeah. Hand it to you all wrapped up in a bow. These guys won't do it.

No, yeah, I don't know. You know? Yeah. It's all right. You know. Okay. Living that live. Jay Leno.

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are concerns about your gambling or someone close to you. Please contact connects Ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor. Free of charge. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with Eye Gaming Ontario. Hi, Chris and Matt. I am calling this time to see how you guys feel about AI and basically my work is starting to come out with policies for using it. And I'm an engineer, environmental engineer, and I feel it doesn't align with my beliefs as far as just how much of the resources it's requiring to use for, you know, water and power intake.

So what would you guys do if you had to do something at your job that didn't really align with your beliefs? Should I be stubborn? Should I just, you know, move forward with it? I don't know. Like to get your guys' thoughts. You could try it. I mean, I, I mean, that's tough, yeah. I, I don't know if I would do it, you know.

I, I, I, I, I don't know if I would do it. What did she say she was? She's an environmental, environmental engineer. Engineer, oh, yeah. Then I get your concerns, yeah. Particularly with that. Yeah, I think that you should stick with it, though, until it really, like, shows itself.

It shows itself to what it's going to be fully be. I agree. You're already in it. So you could see if you can wrap your head around how morally it would work. And then if it just doesn't, you'll know, it'll tell you. And then nobody would be like, I mean, yeah, you took a year to figure this out. You're fucking part of the problem. It's like, some people would say that.

Well, some people would, yeah. But you're, you know, just the fact that you've been thinking about it now is a good thing. Like, you know. Yeah. No better way to like work on something than from the inside, you know. know yeah exactly if it's if somebody's gonna have your job it should be someone with your ethics or conscience or morals whatever that's true so there's that too now if it's making you miserable to be a part of something that you yeah destroying something that you live for and live to defend or

whatever you want to call it then that's a different thing still but like you know if you do think of it in a very like um straightforward plain way like somebody is going to have your job is it better for it to be you or is it better to be you or is it better to be you? be just some motherfucker who like doesn't doesn't have potentially or likely your set of beliefs so closely held you know worth considering i think that's a good point um yeah i mean i've done you also don't you also don't know the truth about it or anything you know so it's like that that's where i always go which is maybe a cop out but Like you're like, what the fuck, man?

Everyone's lying. So like, who knows if this is really bad or better or whatever? Like, let me just try to support my family. I don't know. I think it's pretty obvious at this point that it's on the whole probably not going to be great. AI? Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, dude, it's so, it's pretty fucking scary. Yeah. But, but, but I mean, you know, it's pretty fucking scary. Yeah. I mean, stuff like this comes up every few decades. but kind of yeah i know kind yeah but i mean i mean they were they were outraged about calculators when they first came out but yeah this is way different but um this is going to eliminate the need for calculators forever mm-hmm you know um because students won't need to do any of the actual

right well that's what they were saying about how they was going to make the whole world dumb if you came up with calculators and then they did and it's fine but right AI is completely different of course but uh uh i i i i I know, is there any fighting it at this point? I don't, you know, it's like, didn't they just change the name of it, super intelligence or something? I mean, Donald Trump. Trump's trying to, yeah. How do you change the name of something?

What to what? He also changed the name of Lake Ontario and they just. They pushed it back. He, sorry, what? He tried to change it to Lake America. Lake America, yeah. If you look at Lake Ontario now on Google Maps, it says Lake America here in the United States. Right, exactly, yeah.

Everywhere else in the world it says Lake Ontario on Google. Yeah. That's, what a waste of fucking energy, dude. For sure. Who cares what it's fucking called? I mean, nobody should, but yeah. It's like there's a fucking, uh, what do you call it? What is it fucking?

There's other cities that are in America that are named other fucking cities. Like, what the fuck? It's just so stupid. Very, very, very weird to go take up any. time being like well yeah he wants to call it super intelligence artificial intelligence is super intelligent so it's no longer AI it's called that's what he wants yeah and they want people to call it s i why yeah i don't know but it's like it's why when that's absolutely sports illustrated yeah and will never be anything else but like is he is he supposed is he trying to take like the

the edge or the fear away like does he think taking the word artificial out and putting in super is going to help people can't not be scared i can't begin to try and explain anything that like he's thinking in a decision like that, you know? Yeah. I mean, super talent just already means something, though, too. So there's that, you know? And AI has always meant AI. So like...

Right, I know, yeah. It's quite the undertaking to like, just be like, you know what? We're calling this something else entirely. This whole thing, this whole now multi-trillion dollar industry, which is change the name of it. Why? It's like if you change the word gardening, you know, Why would you care?

I think he thinks, just hearing it now for the first time, but he thinks that he's changing the perception of it. Artificial is negative and a downer and makes people want to go home and hide. And super is super. Everybody wants to go to the supermarket. Sure. Yeah. That does make sense.

Everybody loves superheroes. It's like so idiotic, but it's so straightforward that it makes sense. Right. Right. Yeah. What if he called Spielberg and asked him to change his fucking movie to S.I.? And then all new copy, like the poster changes and everything. Every streaming service changed shit.

Yeah. I mean, honestly, if he did that to most filmmakers or studios even, they'd feel the pressure and they would just change it. But because it's Spielberg, he has, he's got, obviously, he needs to say enough cloud to be like, no. Right. The fuck out of here. I dedicated that movie to Stanley.

Get the fuck out of here. And he'd be like, who's Stanley? Change it. Who's Stanley? Stanley Cooper. Correct. Stanley, no, no, it's actually Stanley Bubrick.

I mean. Stan Lee. Okay. All right, yeah. All right, well, let's do another one. We'll cut that. Wow. Dude, I am getting so tired of people calling in and saying,

what's more s' bitch? Yeah, here comes. It isn't more s'bitch. Right. Something is either bitch. Right. And what is more bitch? Right.

Or you do something and you s bitch. Right. Yes. That's it. There's no more sub-bidge. What's most sub-bidge? He's right. I think this is the most sub-bitch you can be.

That doesn't, it's not grammatically, what are you doing? I'm so sick. He's pissed. I mean, you can, yeah, he's right technically, but we forgive that. Big unit's pissed, dude. It's not, it doesn't have to be, I mean, you know. I particularly don't like, yeah. Like, you can, I think you can say, there was one in there that I was like, well, that's okay.

He said one in there. And I was like, that one's fine. That doesn't bother me. But, but yeah, if you say, is it more sub-bitch or less sub-bitch, usually that, to me, it rubs me the wrong way. Because it's, it doesn't, uh, you don't get it. You just don't get it. You just don't get it.

Yeah, yeah. You know what's that from? It doesn't, no, no. Oh, I thought it was from like a movie or something. No, I'm just saying like they just don't, almost there, you know, but like you're just not quite. No, he, he pretty much, he gets it, yeah. He clearly gets it.

He's pissed about it. Big units. We would say more bitch, yeah. The correct. tense is it's more bitch. Yes, right, right, which he pointed out. Big unit's not having it. Thanks, big unit.

It's less bitch to do this. It's more bitch to do that. You don't say it's more sub bitch. Yes, correct. Yeah, that's fucking, don't be doing that. And the action itself is us bitch, but that's a different thing. Again. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's in the present tense. It's happening right at that moment. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Perfect, man. Well, okay. So that's not going to, honestly, the thing about submissions like that is, That's not going to change anything.

People are still going to do it. So I don't even know why you'd submit it. But we hear your gripe. And moving forward, we'll try to fucking. He had a gripe that he thought was legitimate. And he wanted to be heard by us, the kings of the court. And we heard it. And we, we agree with him.

And, you know. So, yeah. It's going to be casuals that call in. No, and do it again. Anyway, this is the next one. Hi, guys. Hello. I've tried to record this so many times.

It's because I speak so far. I'm sorry. This is submission is not about me. It's about my sister and brother-in-law, but I think it's hilarious, right? Long story short, my sister asked my brother-in-law

to nail the trampoline down because it is so windy here and has been asking him for months. He has not. A trampoline has been going on all sorts of trips. All the neighbours have been running around trying to help, you know,

catch this trampoline. Lately, the recent trip it made, was on top of the Naples car and has caused some damage not huge damage but some damage so I'm wondering what you guys think would you guys pay for the damages

or would you let it off as an act of God because I mean the lady's about an asshole but you know do you do the right thing my sister refuses for two reasons because she asked my brother-in-law to nail it down and he just didn't and to

she's like well that's life that's the wind but you know what do you guys think because this lady has been coming down to my brother-in-law's shop and harassing him and sending her messages you know the lot

what would you guys do would you give money to this lady or would you let her deal with it through insurance or let her take her losses be interesting to know I think it's quite funny but you know I would not think it was funny if it was my brand new car.

So I don't know. Tell me what you think. Yeah, I think she should go through insurance. And then. Yeah, but then it goes up. Her premium goes up, right? What it? For somebody, some neighbor, just random

shitty neighbor who didn't refuse to tie his parachute down or fucking trampoline down? Yeah, I don't know. I'll tell you what. If I, if my trampoline, so it's a little different because so she, he said, wait, this, her, her sister or her brother, her brother-in-law, right?

Her brother-in-law, yeah. So she... Her sister's husband, yeah. Yeah, so she... So she's saying that the sister won't do it because she told her husband to do it. That makes sense for the sister, but it's their money anyway.

Right? So if my trampoline did that to someone's car, I would assume I would take care of it. I would assume that too. That's why I'm saying. and let insurance cover it because then it'll just be done with. And like, that'll, they'll, they'll be decider on that, you know. No, I don't get it.

I mean, they'll either make you pay for it. Right. I would assume that I would be you. Or they'll have some other judgment that is different. And I would just go by whatever they said. It seems like not a big enough deal maybe, though. So maybe just give her the money. Like, if it's really minimal stuff and it's like, you know,

a few hundred bucks. I know I know but like you fucked up her car with your shit you got you got to deal with that yeah well that's what I'm saying if some shit flew off of my property that I own that I didn't properly tie down and flew far enough across the street to someone else's car and fucked up their car I wouldn't be like ah damn that was a strong wind huh I'd be like oh shit dude fuck you'd think it was your responsibility yes so would I that's what I'm saying yeah yeah yeah I do think it's their responsibility, especially since they, especially since they thought about it. For months, yeah.

Yeah. I mean, the wife must be so pissed. Her sister must be so pissed. Oh, dude. Oh, yeah. Just the most I told you so. Yeah. Like, right to be angry kind of shit on the funny.

Where the fuck did they live, dude? Well, somewhere in Scotland, obviously. You know, but it's so windy. Scotland's windy as shit, dude. I guess, isn't it weird when you hear accents, you're like, how the fuck did a whole? Yeah, I know. How could it, it's so different. It doesn't even, it seems like work to talk like that, you know.

Cister. Yeah. But sister. It just is so much easier. Sister. Yeah. Adding so many syllables, I guess is really what it comes down. Yeah.

And like scoops and shit runs. Yeah. I mean, it is kind of rhythmic and beautiful to listen to. Yeah. No, no. It sounds nice. Even though if I often don't know what the fuck she's saying. Yeah.

But, yeah. That accent in particular is like, whoa, dude. Holy shit. I like that accent a lot. Yeah, me too. And some Irish dialects as well that you're just like, what, what, what, what, what were any of those words, you know? But yeah, it's all English, you know.

It's weird. Well, I mean, wasn't, you know, our way of speaking wasn't the first way. No. So, yeah. Not even fucking close, yeah. I know. So we're the weird sounding ones, I guess. you know. Yeah, I think we are.

But no. I don't even think that's weird that we sound like the way we do, though. It sounds weird that anybody sounds the way they do. It's weird that anybody sounds so remarkably different in the same language. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure. Yeah, that's right. Anyway. Visit BetMGM Casino and check out the newest exclusive.

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Hey gang, I got a submission. So cleaning off old grave sites. Okay. Taking it home and cleaning it off. cleaning them up and then putting them back. Okay. Oh, a horror film. What do y'all think?

By the way, Chris, love you. Um, Matt. You're the best, dude. All right. Who the fuck is Chris? What do you mean? What do we think? First of all, why do you show us a four-year-old that died?

Is that what I didn't... Seriously. I didn't even notice that. That's like fucking Jesus. You're haunted, bro. You're haunted forever. So are we now? Because we saw that.

That's fucked up. that's his job cleaning graves just cleaning the stunts so you have to take them out and clean them I would have mad yeah yeah I mean that's what it look like right yeah yeah yeah what do we think about it

I guess let's say he probably is asking would this bum you out if this was your job yeah yeah I don't want to think about that I would think so long about the person and like what they might have to make up shit about them and you know it'd be like heartbreaking and sad

and I'd be like why am I doing this be like because my brain does you know I guess I would probably at some point learn to not do that and just think about whatever, you know, listen to some kind of music or watch some fucking shit on YouTube. But like, yeah, that seems like a rough go, man. I hope they pay you a lot. They don't.

I mean, I hope they pay more than a regular job. Like garbage men make a lot of money. Yeah, exactly, yeah. You always hear that. How much do garbage men make? He's doing everybody at public service, though. He's cleaning things that everybody drives by and seize every day.

Look up the salary of a garbage man though. Yeah, I mean, that's not. I mean, I guess that's more than the average. That's nothing. Whoa. No, it's not. Maybe they mean like, so top earners, 75 to 96.

I mean, that's a lot. 46 per hour is a lot. Especially in major metro areas with high living. Yeah. Yeah. God, it's so, it's so expensive. I mean, how do you live in one of those major metro areas? Yes.

Well, I guess you live on top of other people, right? Yeah. That's the 90th percentile, oh, okay. What's that? That's the 90th percentile top earners. Man, how do you get into garbage stuff, you know? You just dive right in. Go looking for some foil or whatever.

Yeah. Some scraps. How about do, what do you call it? They do crimes, like how they did in Sopranos and shit. Mm-hmm. I saw a real. version of that. It was like the trash companies, you mean?

Yeah, about it. And they really did that. And I still don't know how it goes. What do you mean? I just don't really get it. I don't get how you make money off that shit. You get contracts, you get bids and shit. And you just like, it's just like you give the contracts and way overpay them.

And then you take a cut if you're the mob. So you, but what's, so you get the what? So contracts to what? Take the trash? Do the job, yeah. Okay. So I'll take your trash. And it caught, say it costs 50.

I'm going to charge you $100. Basically, because they run the unions. They don't run the business itself. They run the unions. Who's they? The mafia. Okay. So they overcharge and then they take a cut.

And that's illegal because they're stealing money. Yeah. And also they're making sure the jobs take longer. Oh, so they get more hours? Yeah. Yeah. Oh. More everything.

Yeah. Wow. Wow. How, you know what? Honestly, how annoying the mafia is. Yeah, totally, totally. It's like, dude, I get there terrible and like, you know, crime, you know, they do so much crime and they're despicable. But dude, I always circle back to how fucking annoying the mafia must be.

Yeah. It's like, dude, hey, guys, it's not that big of a fucking. deal. You don't need to shoot him over that. That's like let him fucking go home to his family. And also why is this building taking fucking 25 years to make? Could you fucking, you're holding everything up and it's everything is taking longer because you're wasting hours and you're killing people who would do it quicker. Dude, the mafia is so annoying. I mean, dude, I don't know. I don't know. if I'd say this in the 80s and fear of being

but my God dude oh man if I grew up in the Bronx in fucking 1984 that'd be my tombstone it'd be four years old until they'd be like we gotta get this kid out of here

he's talking about how it's annoying with the fucking trash he's leaving a you know like a birdie we got to get with this kid we got to shoot duty pants we call him that because he shits his diapers He's duty pants. How old you says he was?

Boss, he's four. He's four and he's still shitting his pants, huh? But boss. Yeah. He's four. Dude, far, huh? The Irish one. Far, huh?

Hey, but boss, I got to tell you one thing, though. Yeah, what's that? Hey, it's four! We'll put some in booties on him. Yeah. Well, some men, swimmy's on him. I mean, you know. The worst person ever.

The worst, just a fucking Adam Sandler movie that got trashed. Yeah, yeah, for sure, dude, yeah, definitely. He plays the four-year-old. Yeah, I'm going to think. Who? Swin but the fish is how, ooh. Contract. Chris and Matt, it's Nick from Fort Wayne.

Got you guys a couple shirts. Yeah. The spring when Chris was in town. Anyway, I love you guys today. Wow. Getting right into it. I'm blood red mad because someone has just committed one of my cardinal sins, which is... They spoke to a lot in your library.

My wife has a friend over right now. Great, happy for her. That's awesome. But when you go to someone's house, where do you park? Do you park your car potentially where the homeowner's second vehicle might be if they're gone, like, say, in the driveway? Nope, we don't do that. Or do you just default by parking right out front the house or like on the street somewhere.

Yeah, obviously that. Because it's, you know, not your house and you need to be mindful of people who live here, right? Correct, correct. So I get home and there's a car in the middle of my road or in the middle of my driveway. I need to park there. It's my house. Why am I parking in the street now? Yeah.

You see what I'm saying? It doesn't make a whole lot of sense. It's a little selfish if you ask me if you're parking in my driveway. Just park in the street, bro. It might be in too much. What's going on? No, I would go. I would literally, if Kristen's friend did that, which she would no doubt would, I would park on the street, walk up to my own door and ring the doorbell.

Because I'm a guest now. You don't live there anymore. Yeah. Honey, what are you doing? Oh, hi. Do you mind if I come in? I'm a guest. Because Lauren parked in a fucking owner's spot.

And I didn't realize you guys were a lesbian couple that live here. Lauren Nice Yeah that'll teach you right She's fucking doesn't move her car She doesn't move her car No pussy No pussy for so many months

Alright let's do another one Hey guys it's Delaney I'm in my office I'm a mental health counselor And I missed like six weeks of Lifeline this summer And I was binging episodes And I cannot stop thinking

This isn't a question But I cannot stop thinking about how much both of you guys seem to belong in the world of psychology and counseling. As a counselor, I'm like, how did both of you not end up there? And, like, Chris, with the needing to know how people work and needing to know what makes them laugh, and just understand people, and he's so fascinated by weird people. Chris would be such a good research.

literature and psych and then Matt is like just has the like it's not for everyone counseling and Matt has that like wisdom empathic like moral ground and just is you know grounded and steady and can be with people and like you know that he's he's doing the one-on-ones but it's just crazy to like listen to you guys and be like man the delia bros could really be the next Freud. You can be the next Freud duo. You guys can be a killer psych pair, a researcher, and then a counselor dash in the field guy.

So I think you should consider it. And I guess, I mean, reach out if you need connections. Thank you. Yeah, love you. And Chris, next time just check my schedule if you're coming to Buffalo or Rochester, because I'll be in London, but. You know.

Oh, when I'm in Buffalo. I hope it's fun. Dude, I think my, yeah, I could be a, I will be a good in, in that industry, but I don't want to, dude. Because the papers, man. You got to do, write all of research, researching. I don't want to. I get what she's saying, but my God, dude, it's so much, it's so much work. It's, well, no, it's work I don't want to do, you know?

Like, I do so much work. Okay. But. What? I didn't, I haven't waited for you. Like, yeah, okay, yeah. I mean, such an asshole. It's a fucking cranky, motherfucking piece of shit.

Okay. I was reading about a researcher who, this is crazy to me that like most published papers by people in academia, like, it's generally like, there's no cap, you can write as many as you want. No cap. But it's like generally a lot is like 12, 15, 18s, like hitting the ceiling, like you're fucking hitting

on all cylinders. There was a guy. who I think he might have been at Oxford or some like super fucking epic university in England I think it was and this dude wrote in a year

in one year over 12,000 papers I mean bro what the fuck were they hykos and and he actually had the fucking balls the audacity to fucking post them all and it was like hey man you're gonna get caught caught yeah we're doing one

It's a fucking all AI. Oh, right. Yeah, okay, sure. And, like, that's not humanly even possible. Well, yeah, that's what I... Like, and he didn't try to snuff it by, like, 12 of them. He wasn't like, oh, 30, I don't know. I just really bored down and just fucking got through it.

Did 30 this year, which it would be insane. Like, I fucking posted over 12,000 brother the fuck it was. Why the fuck would he do that? Well, crazy. I guess. Maybe seeing if he thought, Maybe he thought the system was broken. I'm going to be out of here anyway.

It was bullshit. But he wasn't like a not, it wasn't like an unknown feeling. Yeah, he was like established in a way. So it's like, you know, maybe he's just trying to set his life on fire. Yeah. Expose the system.

I mean, the only things I can think of. Because you're never going to, he can't get him away with this. He's never going to get away with that. What's that for him? Fucking breaking bad, Aaron. He can't keep getting away with this.

Um, yeah, I don't. Mr. White. All right. I don't know. Keep going. Just kidding. Okay, I'll keep going. Bitch!

I mean, just... Mr. White! If that was how he did it, there would be the end of the show. You can't keep getting away with this! Mr. White! That one is bad. Bitch!

Worst. Bitch! A dog. A dog. Dude, fuck yeah. That fucking... I just killed those, dude. Yeah, okay.

No, no, no, no, no. No, I won't, I won't do that. And I won't look at you when you do it. It's just fucking disconcerting. It's so sad for me. Disconcerting, you won't do it back. I, well, first of all, why? There, AI, dude.

Did, how, when did they catch him? A month and a half in or fucking, after the whole year, they go, wait a minute. Because, I mean, they had time to upload all that. He's got pictures of him in, in Instagram on vacation and shit. They're like, you were in fucking, you're in cowboy bro Toulouloom

What's the Touloum? Yeah Touloum for three fucking weeks in August Yeah yeah I was writing them on air too

Yeah So that That was when I wrote 900 It was so relaxing I did one about like You know Fucking why do kids Wet the bed

And then I did a fucking 800 other ones I think I did 100 or so On Cheetos or whatever it was and then why fucking what's up with moms when they're all bitches anyway

you know sleep don't drach tak don't he's into them with the fucking coconut

Yeah I did another 800 papers don't don't drack tank don't drack tak tung tank don't they'll never figure it out

just type in a chat GPT work mode why do you why do people stutter after like a certain age. It's just one of the papers. Yeah, I'm a researcher. Yeah. Nice. What are you doing after this? It's like a Will Ferrell. I have a black light in my, what do you call it? Do you get like a hut thing? I got it.

Yeah. Come on. I'll show you how I make the papers. This guy's so lazy and drunk, you know? Oh my God. How do you make so many papers? It seems like your life is so, you have so much leisure in your life. Everyone's so fucking lazy and drunk, you know? Yeah.

Oh, hell yeah. Or a few papers while you're sucking me off. Why do? Make a 90 page paper. why dads when they leave they're all like fucking how much percentage of the time do they become drunks oh no how come when they leave they're all like make it national and shit though i don't know oh yeah it doesn't have a paper bitch you know you know so fucking upsetting I do.

I like to make the ends up, sending. What's up with the guys who, after they bust the nut with women, they get so rude to women and make it like, I don't know, like 55 pages? It's just a question, you know? Oh, fuck. Oh, dear. How can you wake up in the middle of night sometimes when you make it like 91 pages? Post and post it ever.

Oh shit, dude. Oh, fuck. That's good. That's good, dude. Damn. I don't think I would ever be able to be a therapist because I would be doing bits. And then also I'd be telling people what to do. And they're not supposed to do that.

They're not supposed to say that. Which is crazy kind of. I guess, no, I mean, there's different kinds of therapy. But typically in talk therapy, which is most classic. Therapy there is you're not supposed to tell people what. to do, yeah. You got to let them arrive to it. Some people are a fucking idiot, so.

Yeah, but I mean, it's still on them. What are you doing? Me? I'm a therapist. What fuck are you doing, man? You got to move. He's not treating you right. Are you a stupid bitch or not? You know what I mean? I know you to not be a stupid fucking idiot. You come in here time and time again,

and it's like you're trying to prove to me that you're a fucking ignoramus. I'm going to put you on fucking Prozac. Here, just give him a lunch of pills. You drop a couple, but. Take a, I'll leave them for the next guy. Take them, I don't know how many a day, but do it with chat, GPD. Ask them. Visit BetMGM Casino and check out the newest exclusive.

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We follow the money Learn more at Bloomberg.com How many of these do I take a day? Hold on another paper Anyway, okay, yeah I saw that same Dude The last time I went to Tulum

Oh, oh boy I went and jumped in these water caves that they have called cenotes. They're just, they're beautiful. You know, they're like these caves and there's whatever. And I just, I jumped in and I had myself one of my shorts. Oh, boy. You stupid fuck. Wait, before you, when did you realize when you, when you, when you, when you jumped off, that would be great?

No. Oh, fuck. No, it's even better. Well, okay. There's like guys that work there and they're just, just like sort of swimming around. Yeah. And somebody just comes up from the bottom and is holding a phone.

And I was like, oh, wow. And he was like, who is this? You know? Oh, fuck. And I was like, is that white? You know, I was like, I have a white phone. Is that the rose gold one?

Oh, fuck. Where's the case? God. His mouth is kind of going under her in water. Yeah. A yeah. Another guy. The case.

So anyway. A key. I got, I was like, thank you so much, you know. And it was still working. Okay? And this wasn't that long ago when they're like still kind of waterproof. But anyway, it started like malfunctioning a little bit. Oh, you don't say.

Instead of just turning it off, I like plugged it in, which ruins it. Yeah. Why? Because water in the thing. Because now you're, yeah. And so I broke my phone. Like when I actually came out like with a. Yeah.

broke it twice really totally miraculous like conclusion here and then I fucked it up idiot all around so then we're there for like five more days and the rest of the time

I'm walking around with my iPad because it's the only way I can connect connecting to fucking Wi-Fi at restaurants and stuff ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

bro uh uh uh um doing FaceTime audio calls Ah ha ha ha ha ha Oh

That's just stupid Dude he had a big ass fucking iPad Also when they were still big You know Yeah clunky one Yeah A door A door

A fucking car door Oh Dude, how funny is I thinking about a guy Jump into a water cave And it's like, you know, a 10 foot drop And at foot one, he realizes the phone in his pocket He goes, oh, fuck, no, no, no, no, it's, psh, uh He's like, the fucking amount of levels they go through like, oh, I know I can get it.

Oh, fuck, I'm not going to be able to get it. I mean, I can get it. I can get it. Like, dude, the up and the, He doesn't even get it out, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think the funniest possible thing was if he actually did get it out and tried to throw it back up.

Because there's just no way. That's actually so hard to do, you know. But at all costs. No, no, no, no, no. And he falls in, and the phone just goes up a little bit and then falls into the... Sadly, he goes... Down the wall.

It slides down there. And he's in a thing. And then he's in there. He's like, oh, and he watches it just go, and it pauses a little bit right before it. And it goes, k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k. Oh, fuck. He's going, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Somebody, somebody, somebody. Cut, get, get, get-g-g-g-c-c-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hall. Hello? Fuck, dude. Oh, fuck, dude. Oh, fuck, man. That's why I'll never be a therapist, because that's, shit is too funny oh fuck what oh fuck we retired before no no no no that actually woke me up i think

maybe we'll see i guess we'll find out in a few minutes all right did that shit spent me bro thank you everybody yeah thanks for watching you want to talk about your shit or you fucking oh yeah i'm in a i'm in austria i'm in oh yeah he's in germany brussels Goettenberg, Copenhagen, Manchester, second in it, London, Vienna, Hamburg. Hamburg, I'll be in here a bunch of times. Berlin, I got two shows in Stockholm.

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