Lifeline - 234. It's My House

Episode Date: October 18, 2026

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I mean, didn't even start yet. Disobeyed. Go, 900 times. Said he wanted to go. Oh, is it me? Yeah. Oh. What I want to do is introduce the audience to Taylor

Because they're in the... Took long enough. Took long enough. They're in the comments and in... They're like, who's the other guy? You know, in submissions. Yeah, and they're like, hi. Sometimes I get a hello.

Hi. And then they'll be like, oh, and that other guy in there, you know? Right. His name's Taylor. So why don't we... It's not Anthony anymore. I mean, Anthony is still part of the show. He still works here.

Thank you. Fuck, but... He just isn't here in North Hollywood. Thank fuck. Because Anthony lives in Nebraska basically. Right. Yeah. Thank fuck.

Okay. You know. Let's take a minute. Taylor. Yeah. Don't mean to put you on the spot. But do an impression. But do an impression of Ace Ventura.

No. No, no, no. Tell us who you are. No, no, no, no. We're not doing about it. Dude, fuck you. He can do, he can just let it. Yeah, I'm here.

I'm here. Yeah, I'm here. Who, you fucking Jesus Christ? No. What's the, what's the document? that the actor did. I'm still here or whatever. Joaquin Feet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just say a little bit about yourself. No, I mean, dude, it's not like, you know, okay. I'm just saying it's not a dating thing, you know, it's not a dating thing, you know, it's not trying to get a singles out of him. I know that, but I'm just saying you put, maybe, maybe throughout the episode he goes like this. Yeah, yeah, that's a good point. Also, I'm from Louisiana. But are you from Louisiana? So you want him to sprinkle. Are you from Louisiana? Yeah, yeah. There you go. Sprinkle me, mine. So that counts. Dude, you want him to sprinkle.

Sprinkle me, man. Sprinkle me, mine. How many times have you had a gun pulled on you? Ooh. Shouldn't have to think about that. Well, you know, you take a wrong turn in New Orleans you get a gun pulled on you. Four times? Come on, dude.

That's crazy. Four? Four times. Oh, wow. You got that pull a gun on me energy. Yeah, he does, dude. I guess. Taylor, what do you think that is?

Wrong place, wrong time, man. I mean, dude, what am I a judge? By the way, I mean, it's zero for me and I'm guessing it's zero for you guys? Yeah, no shit. Well, unless you count the one thing, but I... What one thing? Oh, when you got shot at? Well, we didn't get shot at.

Well, actually, yes, no, I did get shot at, but actually so, yeah. But it wasn't pulled on me. No. Oh, okay. It was a stray thing. Fuck, that was weird. I forget about that, man. Yeah, what's that story?

I used to go over this chick's house that was... Oh, I know. this one yeah she was awesome and like we just hook up and stuff and she was like i live in a bad neighborhood i was like yeah okay like i'll come over i went over california and city of compton and i i parked far away there's no parking too you know and i heard guess were you on normandy maybe okay okay okay but i heard and i go the fuck was that But I was about to go get a BJ. So I didn't really, you know, in my, I was not thinking.

I was like, yeah. And then I got, went in there. Uh, ha, burr. Right. Okay. Left. Got. And as I'm walking back, I was like, oh, someone shot at me.

Wait, you realized it? Yes. Yes. And it went, it whizzed by me, dude. Like how close? I mean, hearing a bullet through the air? That's got to be close. I mean, I mean, I don't know.

I don't know either. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, I mean, I don't know where it came from and it wasn't a fly. It was, and it was, I was like, whoa. Man, dude. I mean, dude, could you imagine? That's how you go? Do you ever go over there again?

Nah, she came over after that bunch. But like, yeah, crazy, crazy. Yeah, I was just so not. thinking it was a bullet and then I was like oh no it was definitely a bullet yeah and then there was that one time where we were driving by and the guy pulled out a gun but that was insane it was insane we were doing reverse on the freeway do you remember did we actually go reverse after that no I don't remember that yeah but I'm sure we did that the yeah I do remember that yeah that was we were going reverse on the freeway so that's and 911 put us on hold which was cool

they did yeah wow I don't I don't remember. Hey, we're getting shot out. Okay, please hold. I actually do remember that. And it was like, well, what's more important than getting shot at? You're getting shot at. Put us to top of the list. Okay, let me get rid of my other call. It's my mom. Hey, mom, I'm going to have to call you back. There's somebody having heart palpitations. Somebody, somebody, anyway, somebody to the line, reversing on the freeway getting shot at. Let me, let me go. What's that? Yeah. Okay. All right. Oh, I know. I know. Okay. Well, we'll see. We'll see. We'll see. We'll see. see you soon i can't wait and also don't forget and then cut to us you know what i still think about

i still think about how fucked up it would have been if you got hit with a bullet i know you do man i know you do you have uh i have this too but you have this like deep guilt that it something didn't happen. Yes, correct. And you make it up and then you feel a certain way like it did happen. Yes. I have that too, but it's not for that kind of stuff. But yours is like always like, oh, fuck, if I had just done one other thing, then then that tsunami wouldn't have wiped out New Guinea.

And then you'll like think about it for years. Yeah, I mean, this was, I can do the math. 2006. Okay. Yeah. We went to vote in a primary. Oh, geez. How does it be what the fuck?

That's probably what you remember so well because you have that guilt, even though it didn't happen. I feel fine about it. But you, you weren't the one who would have been responsible. But it didn't happen. But I was the one that flicked the guy off. What's up? Ride or die, bro.

I'm with you. You flick them off. We flick them off. Let's go. Yeah, dude. Yeah, but you said, hey, don't do that. Well, don't. Yeah.

Don't flip them off because there's no reason to. But if you do, all right, blah, I'm flipping them off. He cut me off. I know, but we're in L.A., dude. L.A.'s crazy, dude. L.A. is just full of the most crazy motherfah Yeah. So, and also he wasn't going to shoot us, dude.

You don't, you don't show us a gun. He's just flashing a piece. Yeah, you don't, you don't, yeah. Yeah, I was remarkably not scared. Yeah, you were calm. Yeah. But I kind of am like that. when crazy shit happens.

So maybe not. I'm a stone cold, bro. Clear the mechanism. That's me. What's that? It's from that stupid movie where Kevin Costner plays a pitcher. And when he's stressing out,

he goes, clear the mechanism. For love of the game. And then he can pitch great, yeah. Yeah. Clear the mechanism, dude. What is that? What would that even mean? Nothing.

But more nothing than anything I've heard. Up there. Clear the mechanism? I mean, just say the mind at that point. In a baseball movie, that makes no sense. Right. Yeah. Yeah.

That movie sucks Titanic Dicks. For love of the game. It sucks Titanic Dicks. Yeah. I saw that. How do we feel about Kevin Costner? I love him. Same.

Really? Yeah. Why? Absolutely. Yeah. Say why. Well, I love the 90s and he's one of the kings of the 90s.

Correct. Correct. That doesn't mean you love him. Yeah, I mean, that could mean you also love Ron Reagan, but, you know. Well, no, I. Oh, you love Monica Lewinsky and you love Bill Clinton and you love. Yes, yes and yes. That was the 90s.

You love my buddy. My buddy. The doll? Yeah, you love that. You love Poppoles. Okay, being such a stickler. That's 80s actually, but anyway. I just, I like everything about him

and his presentation and his, you know, the way he looks. Like this stuff that he didn't even control, you know? He's a stud the way he looks. Yeah, yeah. It's all good. Yeah, he's total stud. I have mail crushes.

Great and tin cup. I mean, great and tin. Of all the things. Guys in dances with wolves. Great and tin cup with Cheech Marin. You know what he's great in? A Perfect World. Wait, what's that movie again?

It's the only, besides Unforgiveness, it's the only good Clint Eastwood movie. Oh. Oh, yeah. Boy, they really just wanted him to be a cowboy. He wanted to be a cowboy. I know, but we bought it. Oh, yeah, this movie, right. But we bought it, though, huh?

By the way, I can't wait to see Carrie, the new Carrie. There's a lot of good spooky movies coming out this October. Is it a TV show, though? It might be a, like, Like a series, yeah. But Carrie's one of my favorites. Who directed Carrie? I don't know.

The new one? Can you look it up? Oh, shit. It's water. Can someone grab me a water? I got you. Thanks. Carrie, yeah.

Mike Flanagan. Co-director's Kate Siegel. Oh. Kira Sedrick? Oh, wow. Thanks. But I think this is... Those are not directors.

Those are actors. Oh, shit. Oh, really? They all directed it? Not a man. Not a man in sight. Well, of course not, dude. It's about a woman.

They would never get a man to do. Well, Brian DePama did it, and he did it the best. Well, yeah, but now it's 2026, and if it's going to be about a woman, they're going to have a woman. I don't give a fuck. If there was a movie about a bunch of men and the best possible director for it was a woman, then hire her. But don't just go, well, it's about a woman. little girl. So it has to be directed by women.

I'm not on board. It's, yeah. I'm directing a movie about, uh, the deep south and only black people are in it. And I'm directing it. And only black women are in it. And you're racist for that.

When the bubble are going to do that. And it's going to be fucking so good, but nobody's going to admit it. Oh, wait, there's one guy, Mike Flanagan. He sucks. Remember when we walked out of the,

um, none? Yeah. Oh, he did that. Yeah. Well, these are people who just directed episodes of it, right? Yeah. All right.

Well, that's cool, but there's a lot of spooky stuff. What's it? What were you going to say? Did, uh, did you guys see Yellowstone? Did you watch? I tried to. Enough of it to know it's cloaked maga. Yeah.

Oh, I mean, you know. Yeah. I saw it. It's so, it's good, but I don't care. It's one of those shows. After like eight episodes, I was like, oh, you know what? I don't care. It's good, though.

I think he, Kevin Costner left, like, wasn't happy and he left. Yeah, because he wasn't getting paid enough. Oh, right. What happened to his Western trilogy? Oh, yeah. It came out. Oh, it bombed. But go back to, when you're done with this, go back to the spooky movies coming out.

Okay. What does that even mean? You got it. We've got tabs. Yeah, that came out. There were three movies that came out, right? Yeah, and they all bombed. Two, I think.

Oh. Four part film series. Four? Yeah, I don't think, I think only one came out. Well, the first one came out in the movie theater, I think. Two came out in the theaters. The rest were like, uh, this makes no money by. Is there a word for a four-part movie that's not trilogy?

Or like trilogy, but... Quadruple. Quadruple. Quadruple. But yeah, so look at the spooky movies. Other Mommy, which I definitely want to see. VHS mixtape want to see it. How many are they going to do VHS?

Oh, yeah. I don't know, but I want to see it. Give it up. I've done my favorite, but I will see that one. Anthony, watch it. Yeah, werewolf. That looks amazing, actually. Is that fucking Robert Eggers?

Dude, give me a fucking break with Robert Eggers. Why? Jesus Christ, because all he does is like gothic fucking... That's his shit. He loves it. Yeah, but it's boring. Also, the Northman was one of the worst movies I've ever seen in my fucking life.

I didn't see it. But what's it called was okay, the vampire one he did. I didn't see it. I swore him off to the northern. Of course there is. So your decaf oat milk extra but not piping hot, four pumps of caramel, no sugar, small latte, and a large cup. That will be 10 minutes. No worries.

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Oh, he's doing a Batman project? It's actually called a tetrology. Oh. Weird, I've never heard that. Hey, dude, let's see a tetrology this weekend, man. All right. Well, let's do stuff. Oh, I'm going to be, I'm in Europe right now.

So go to Christie.com. Lost your mind. I made, I made, I made, I'm doing a San Diego show after Thanksgiving. Go check it out. I'm doing a Florida run. I'm doing, uh, Tyler, Texas. Go to chrisley. dot com, Apple to Wisconsin. I'm out there, so get tickets.

You out there, folks. It's episode 234 of Lifeline. Woo-hoo! It's Sunday, October 18th. Look at the three people whose birthdays it is. Hold on. No, no, no, I know. You're going to do it. But before you even do it, what a fucking trio. That's quite the trio. And I got an addition afterwards. Happy birthday to Jean-Claude Van Dam, Neo and Zoran Mandami. That's crazy. And one day after today, guess whose birthday it is?

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if you choose to, if you desire to be a part of the best community, online sign up and become a member of patreon.com slash matt delia now hands off oh and you look like one two you remember that shit i hated that oh the worst is cha cha cha cha wait what's what is what you used to do ha ha ha what you wish for me yeah didn't didn't didn't you used to do that to matt no do what did i that's hot wait wait wait wait No, no, I don't think so.

I would love to take credit for that, though. Jesus. I didn't hear what you're saying. I think he's thinking of, um. Is that something, somebody else? Hey, ha, ha, ha, what'd you wish for? The, no, no, no, you doing like an impression of a goat. What?

A goat? The fuck are you guys talking about. Are you guys on asses? A sheep? Why? Wait, wait, wait. There was an episode maybe like two years ago. Oh.

Where you talked about when you were a kid and it was Matt's bird, At the end of the song, you go, ha ha ha, what you wish for? Yeah, I remember that. Now, here's the thing. That's not worth remembering. So, yeah, dude, what are you fucking? You're right. I thought it was a thing you did for everyone's birthday.

No, but that's really good. And I'm going to start to it. After that, I'm going to go, ha, ha, what you wish for? That's amazing to do that after every happy birthday song. That's amazing. And I made it up. Fuck yeah, dude, creme de la crem. No idea.

Just dip into the archives of the... Dude, I can need to bring you around more often. I'm gonna find it. But yeah, no, the worst one is cha, cha, cha, cha. Come on. The fuck is cha cha. You don't know cha cha, cha. You know cha cha, right?

We'll do that in between every stanza. Happy birthday to you. Cha, cha, cha, cha. I'm not fucking around. I've never heard that once in my life. Yeah. No, dude, it hurts. If I could pick something that hurts,

that could be said, nothing is more than that. More than fuck you, you're a piece of shit. I don't mean that kind of pain. I mean the kind of cringe, upsetting, dread that you, you know what I mean? I just, no, what's up, dude? No, dude.

You're gonna just do that? That's, you didn't make, first of all, even if you made it up, it hurts. Chach, cha, ch. The fact that it's, a thing. Is it? You didn't make it up and you heard it somewhere and now you're doing it on someone's

birthday? That's not your day? Nah, B. Cuban. Nah, B. Nah, B. Nah, I didn't even like that. If somebody does cha, cha, cha,

I immediately go, nah, I didn't even like that. Nah. Ruin your birthday. Well, the cha, cha, cha, cha ruins mine. If somebody gets a lot. than everyone else and saying nah b i didn't even like that nah b nah who's this human guy um yeah i don't i don't i don't fuck with that shit did go up what did it say when did we're when the kids start saying cha cha cha cha during the happy birthday song uh uh that's probably something that was in honestly

uh not this but something like this because this this came after this but like uh that would totally be made up in what's that show with fucking Chris Pratt and Parks and Recreation. Oh, God. That would be in Parks and Rec and somebody would do that and then everyone would do that after that. And then you'd be like, fuck that show. Yeah, but way earlier. Which is what I said. Which is what I said.

That is what he said. So you don't need to say that, right? We don't need to double back on that, right? You didn't need to double up on that because he already said that. Okay. Oh, shut him. It's funny. The example you used was Parks and Rec.

Yeah, we know That is the example I use This guy's fucking recap it something That happened two seconds ago But so you're like Saying it would be From a show In the 70s but like Parks and Rec

Yes Okay Why not just give an example of a show? Because I wasn't around in the 70s Okay Yes, dude Why not just be like it would It would have been in Dennis the Menace or something

Because it wouldn't have been The Bob Newhart show, you know Or Because that's nothing hard Parks and Rec is the perfect thing that would come. It's one of those shows that's just annoying. Oopsie. It's one of those shows that's just annoying enough.

Yeah, what's your deal? Marco, what's your deal right now? Is a goat sound or a sheep sound? I don't know. My mind is elsewhere. Poutre. Taylor, how's your mind? I'm here, baby.

Yeah, baby. That's what we like. Mine is mostly here, but it's a little bit elsewhere. All the way from Louisiana. Yeah. Mostly here, but a little bit elsewhere. All right. All right.

So that's fine. And we'll get through it anyway, even though your mind is somewhere else. But you know what I did? I got a haircut today. Oh, wait, before I'm doing one-on-ones again. Oh, okay. Matilia.com. Go ahead.

Atlea.com. I got all these fucking hairs sticking into my neck and shit, you know. I'm sorry to say again? I got my haircut. Yeah. And they're in my collar. You know how that happens? They didn't put the thing up?

They did. Yeah, but that still happened. Okay. Yeah. It's it itchy? Yeah, yeah. You're doing it right? Yeah.

It's just itchy. I haven't seen you it once. I'm calling your blood. I was literally itching when I was saying it. Okay. I mean, I take it back. I take it back. Well, then how come I haven't seen you itch once?

So guys like this. All right. Let's do a submission. Let's just go. Let's just go. What's going on, fellas? I'm currently driving along with 73,000 pounds. behind my head of Stone.

I'm a truck driver from Connecticut. Nice. My beautiful state of Connecticut. You might recognize that place. Mohegan Sun. Yep. Anyway, I called in a while back about my buddy who was driving along

and flipped me off like this and how much of a bitch he was. But my question today is, is there anything that you guys do, like a small life hack or anything to him? improve your mood. Just over 18 months sober from alcohol now. And I find that, like, wearing these, even as small as it is, actually improves my mood.

And I wear these two. That's the same thing. And it just makes a cloudy day, like, almost sunny and bright. And literally looking at the world through rose-colored glasses. So, Chris, I know you went to rehab as well. I'm not talking about breathing techniques or anything. substances or medications or anything. Just something that you guys do that you don't think everybody necessarily knows about that can

kind of improve your mood and, you know, see if there's something that can make the ups and downs a little bit easier to deal with, you know, throughout the day. So I'd appreciate it. Thanks, Vince. Good for you on your sobriety. Yeah, I think it's hard. I think it's hard but uh what did I said second oh uh I think it's hard but for me I would and this is not what you're talking about but for me it's like the gym always helps always you know

but that's not something little can you expand on that yeah uh not like yeah I know what you do for squats but like yeah how does that um well I don't scientifically I don't I guess I don't know I mean endorphins is all I know but like but but it what you do what it was I notice is if I'm in a bad mood and I go to the gym and I work out very hard, I am, I mean, it's pretty much, so if you're pushing yourself to like the limit, right, and to where you, you either can't lift this thing anymore or you can't take another step, right? Like whatever kind of workout you're doing. You're unable to do anything else.

You're unable to worry because there's no, you cannot, you need all of your energy to get to that point. And it's, there's like this thing that just kind of ends up, you end up like, I don't know if there's probably a better way to say it, but losing yourself. And, and this sounds crazy, but like, it feels like you're like now another version of yourself after that. And you're, you, you put yourself through something that was just so taxing. And, you know, it's good for you, but it was really hard. And afterwards, you feel a bit euphoric. You feel, okay, fuck, what was I worried about?

I was worried about a fucking, I don't have enough money. I fucking, you know, this is happening, that's happening. Somebody's mad at me, you know? You just, it takes you out of it, man. It literally takes you out of it. And I'm talking about intense workout. I'm not talking about. going and lifting weights around and moving them around. I'm talking about you have to really go

really hard and sweat and get to the point where you're like, it's, I mean, you know, what? Even just, you know, doing a, you know, a moderate workout does help. Yeah, yeah, it does. For sure. For sure. But like, for instance, here's a great thing that I think works, sprinting. Because if you do 10 sprints, and I'm talking about all out, four. for less than 10 seconds each. By the time you get to four, you're dead. And you got six more. So you're not like, you know,

everything that you think is a problem, it's not anymore for you right then. You know you have to finish these sprints and it's, and that's what is the problem. And then afterwards, you just, it really, really works for me. It really works. So I know that's not what he's talking about.

Um, but he's talking about simple. Yeah. But, but that counts. Yeah. No, that I would recommend that to people. Like, it's crazy. Yeah. I find myself in situations like that as a former addict myself.

Um, I'll find myself holding my breath. Um, yeah. During times of. Swimming. Stress or, or drowning. Yeah. And, um, and I won't. I won't notice and I will, I'll wonder why my heart's racing.

I wonder my pulses, I'm 90 plus. And then I'll realize I'm not breathing. And I'm not saying this happens to him, but, but, but, but it, I think a solution, whether you're breathing or not is to sit down, don't lay down, sit down, sit down, in a comfortable position, legs crossed, whatever, and just take deep breaths and count them. And that sounds like meditation. That sounds like some bullshit,

but it really isn't because it's physiological. I mean, you take deep breaths. It calms your nervous system. It calms a number of things. And if you're talking about a quick fix, which I think you are, that is the quickest fix.

I mean, there are other fixes like Chris is talking about and there are many more, but that is the one thing that if I'm like... So your decaf oatmeal extra but not piping hot,

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In a moment where I'm like, oh, I'm going to die or I'm going to, I mean, not relapse, but whatever you want to call it. Just sit there. Make yourself sit there. Take deep breaths.

Listen to what's happening. Have no thoughts about them. Feel what you're going to feel. Have no thoughts about them. Let them all pass through. I like to compare to a screen door, like shit gets through, but not all the big,

bad stuff. And it has made a big difference for me in my sobriety, and it maybe can make a big difference to you as well. Yeah, dude. That's good. I just fucking, man, I'm just thinking about like,

because when I, when I, honestly, this is one of the reason why I like stand up so much is like you're in a way, you know, this is dramatic, but like you're fighting for your life. If somebody fucking says something and ruins the show,

everyone's looking at you. You're fighting for your life, dude. You have to use, what's that? To fix it. Yeah. You have to use all of the things that you know to fix this situation. And that's kind of what I like about,

that's what I like about working out really intense is that you, you, you're fighting for your life. You gotta do whatever you can to get through this moment. So even when people are like, sometimes someone will heckle me. And then afterwards, you know, if I have a clip, you know, there's always somebody that's like, you were a dick. And it's like, you don't, you don't understand.

I'm up there all eyes on me fighting for my life. Like, I have to make this work, you know, everyone paid for this. So it just makes me, it just, I love that about it, you know, because you don't think about anything else. Yeah. Yeah. I you know but it is weird fucking how rose tinted glasses work dude I mean like that is just weird there's a reason for the expression my my problem with rose tinted glasses is that when you take them off

it's like the worst coming off drugs really yeah yeah um maybe that's not like that for him I I don't know but but I I love rose tinted glasses I love any tint glasses but when I take them off I'm like oh this is dreary and gray and I don't like this. It is weird how that works though. Just that color. It's like ingrained in us. Yeah. Because we don't learn that, right?

I don't know. But yeah, dude. Tay, do you, do you have any tricks? No, no, no. I don't get stressed out or anything. Oh, wow. What do you say? No, no, I don't get stressed out or anything.

There are people that just don't. How's that work, Tay? Um, I don't know. I just, it's not a, it's not a, thing that's ever been a problem for me. It's just, it's not true. Well, okay, there's always stress, but there's guys who can just be like, look, there's the shit that happens, all right.

Is that you, Ted? Yeah, I mean. Called them out, by the way, so hard. No, I want to know. No, no, him, Mako. It's not true. I mean, it's like stuff I get, like, you know, antsy about, but, like, you know, it figures itself out.

I look at stuff as, like, one way or the other, like, it's, you know. Go to bad, it doesn't matter. I'll move on and, uh, you know, be here on Wednesdays. Today's one of those guys that's like, I used to have a roommate that was like this. And he was a good looking dude, tall, and like, you know, I was like, what kind of like chicks you like? And he goes like this. It doesn't really matter. And I was like, what do you mean?

And he was like, I, it's all, like, any, like, well, as long as they're like, like, oh, okay looking and i was like whoa bro and that is like a great attitude it is you know tell you i'm jealous god what happened to that guy tell you should be a life coach uh yeah yeah yeah just the most chilling life coach yeah it'd be like showing up and they'd be like how do i stop band merch hoodie how do i stop feeling stress and be like i don't know it's just like it'll all work out you know just it's going to be fine I mean the suicide rate

of my client We lost another one It's okay though All right Well let's do another one Well hold on What oh okay I just want to share it quickly

My trick And this is real Please do I put on the song It's My House By Diana Ross Wow Okay fucking gay lord

What even is that song It's my house That's Bon Jovi, but yeah. No, that's how it goes. And I'm on a cleanest kitchen. That's Bon Jovi, but yeah. You put on, it's my house. Let them finish.

Okay, okay, okay. You put on It's My House by Diana Ross, and then you just say nothing matters for the entire, the entirety of the song. Oh. You say it to yourself or like in your mind or? Yeah, or you could say it out loud if you're like in a car. Imagine if that was in a movie, the whole scene, you would be, that would be the best movie. Yeah, of course. Of course.

And if Greg Kinnear was playing the role, it would be the number one movie of all time. Yeah, and he was just going, and he was just like, nothing matters, nothing matters, and she was just like, It's my house and I'm going to clean in my way. That's not how it goes. You know the song, it's my house and I live here.

That's the song. I mean, he doesn't know shit. It's my house and I live here. And I'm gonna fix the pipes. I just want to clean the garage. That's Bon Jovi. It's my house. Anyway.

I'm always that song that goes, It's my house and a very, very, very fine house. I live in this house. That's the song, Our House. Yeah. By Crosby, Stills and Nash. And I'm fixing all the pipes. That's not. Pawsby stills and Nash.

Ah, house. That's madness. Got to figure out how to get this garage in order. I mean, this is a mess, this conversation. Let's go this soon on. What up, Chris and Matt? Brent from Vegas. Love the show.

Chris, love coming to see you when you come out here. Town Square. Pinkies up. I know where everything is. I was just listening to the last episode about the assigned seating at the movie theaters. And it got me thinking and remembering a situation. I want to see what you guys, your opinion on this is. I'm already laughing.

I bought tickets to a show here in Vegas with the presale and the ticketing agency that has the monopoly on everything. It'll say, you know, 20,000 in queue to buy tickets. And you get through and you're like, oh, fuck, I got to get these tickets because they're going to sell out, obviously. So the day of the show comes like a year later. And I'm seeing all these seats that are way better that are cheaper than what I paid for. And I'm like, what the hell? So if when you select tickets and you keep them in your cart for up to 10 minutes, they aren't linked anymore. You can't buy them. So my wife and I moved down to like really good

seats and for an hour before the show I just kept selecting the tickets every 10 minutes so they weren't listed. And so is it messed up to the people who are trying to get good seats last minute or am I sticking it to the man by making those seats not available to be purchased? So I just want your guys's opinion on that if it's, you know, messed up to do that or why is he doing this? If I'm sticking it to the man, which is how I felt when I did it. It felt good. And I stayed in those seats and nobody came. because I don't want someone popping up on me right before the show starts. So love you guys later.

I would say both. I mean, obviously you saw The Odyssey because that doesn't happen for any other. No, it could have been Christmas with the Cranks. But what is he talking about really? Can you make it more? I know what he means, but like he has tickets already and he goes to. He's at like a concert, I think. I don't think he's at a.

No, it could have been the Odyssey. Right? Well, whatever. Yeah. Concerts or it doesn't matter what. Yeah. Go ahead. No, that's it.

Oh. Well, he's at a concert and he's putting different tickets. All right. Let me explain it. In his cart. He bought tickets ahead of time for a concert for, say, $300 for two. And when he got there, the app GameTime or whatever has better seats for cheaper because they're just trying to sell them. Yeah, because they're just trying to sell them.

Yeah. Because they're empty, yeah. Selecting them on the app so no one can buy them. Okay. Because he doesn't want somebody to get better seats than him. Is that what he said or did he say? That's what he said. No, but then he's moving into those seats.

No, no, he never moved into the seats. He stayed in his seats. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, I thought he said he did. So he never bought them. He just, he canceled them on the app so no one can buy them. And I think he's an asshole.

Yeah, that's, that's weird. That's horrible. No, he's an asshole, but. On multiple levels. We should cancel Brent from Vegas Name the multiple levels Because I'm only seeing one No, there's two

I can see two Okay, what are the two? Nobody else can get the seat Yeah, and then how about the artist? What? Oh, and the artist, I even think of that But also the fucking, you know He's kind of robbing the business a little bit Well, yeah, I mean, all right, so Chris

That's fine, you stick it to the man, I get that Of course, like, say you have a show It's not sold out And this guy's there And he's canceling people being able to get your tickets last minute. That's like merch sales gone for you. That's fucking tickets sales gone for you.

That would make me really feel. I would actually feel actually like sad and taken advantage of. It would be not so much as magnanimous as I possibly can to this man with the. Oh, that's so unlike you to be magnanimous. With the bill that went to the top of this fucking sunroof and outside. You like this? What? You like this?

Like it. What are you fucking me? So polite. You like what he's doing? No, he's going to... No, what's wrong with your brain? I'm saying I'm trying to be as magnanimous as possible to what he's saying. I'm sorry.

I understand that it sucks that the situation that he entered into, he paid more to sit in his shitter's seat. I get that. That does suck, yeah. But to go out of your way every 10 minutes to block other. people from having a good time, you're Ted Bundy. Yeah. Like you, you, you are a Jeffrey Dahmer level freakazoid.

You're freakazoid. Like, enjoy, how about this? Enjoy the show. Yeah. Yeah. Don't be like, got to block these fucks. Got to block these fucks. You're watching, got to block these fucks. You're watching the movie.

You're watching Incubis and you're like, fucking let me just enjoy Inbis. You're having a fucking good time too. Fucking God damn it. Yeah, like what is that? I would venture to say he did this one time and it wasn't as egregious as he probably just did it once and was like, oh, I could do that and then did it again. And then I don't think he actually did that. What I mean? He just said he did it.

I know, but I just don't believe that this guy's doing that every show he gets, he goes to. Sure, but he's talking about one show. I mean. Yeah. Yeah, no, no, no. He doesn't say I do this. Every time I go to a show. Yeah, no, yeah, okay.

All right, yeah, I don't know. I'm just trying to, I, I never really. I'm saying I sympathize with you for. For sure. Your initial experience. Yeah, companies suck how they do that shit. Yeah, and that's like all, like Congress is having hearings about Ticketmaster and all this shit. It's a mess.

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conditions apply. You know what's funny about what this guy is doing? It's like a, it's like a purposeless crime. Like, it has no purpose. Right. If he, this is why I misunderstood. I thought for a minute he was saying he saw better seats and then would cock-blocking. people out from buying those and then go up there. I thought that too. So that's that purpose, you're saying that's a purpose. And then that would be like, okay, I skirted around something. Yeah, I thought that too.

Is that, is what he was kind of saying? Are we sure that's not what he said? Are we can play it again? At the end, he says, I stayed in my seat. Oh, okay. I mean, should we listen to it again? No, no, no, it's okay. If we should trust anybody here, it should be done.

There's a victimless crime. This is a purposeless crime. It's just, it's just, it does nothing. And it just, you, you, you have to enjoy yourself when you can. And when you're like, nobody can sit there, nobody can sit there. It's cheaper there and it's more expensive back here. Nobody can sit there. That's, you're ruining your own life.

It might be a fundamental problem with you too. Like if you're having sex with your wife and you're just like, oh, she's going to come to. Okay, well, all right, I better fucking do it better. Yeah, or you do it first before she can. can do it. Yeah. That would be, that would permeate

throughout your whole life. Yeah, I would, I would, also, that's like somebody who's 80 does that. Don't be fucking 30 and do that. Yeah, don't be 80

if you're not 80. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't be at an incubus concert if you're in any way. Made it up an incubus, but yeah. Yeah. I still think he was out of movie because you said,

movie theater, I thought that too, but who cares? Who cares? Yeah, you know. I want to. Can we listen to it again just for shits? Oh, for fucks. You want to?

Kind of. Right. We don't have to. No, that's fine. Last episode about the assigned seating at the movie theaters. And it got me thinking and remembering a situation. I want to see what you guys, your opinion on this is. So I bought a tickets to a show here in Vegas with a pre-sale and the ticketing agency that has the monopoly on everything.

It'll say, you know, 20,000 in queue to buy. tickets and you get through and you're like, oh fuck, I got to get these tickets because they're going to sell out obviously. So the day of the show comes like a year later and I'm seeing all these seats that are way better that are cheaper than what I paid for. And I'm like, what the hell? So if when you select tickets and you keep them in your cart for up to 10 minutes, they aren't linked anymore. You can't buy them. So my wife and I moved down like really good seats. And for an hour before the show, I just kept selecting the tickets every 10 minutes. so I weren't listed.

And so is it messed up to the people who are trying to get good seats last minute? Or am I sticking it to the man by making those seats not able to be purchased? So I just want your guys's opinion on that. If it's messed up to do that or... That's way better. If I'm sticking it to the man, which is how I felt when I did it. It felt good. And I stayed in those seats and nobody came because I don't want someone popping up on me.

He stayed in no seats. So he did it once. I know you did it right. I think that's way, way. different than what we thought. Yeah. Well, he moved once. Christmas led us and no, me. Yeah, you. No, him. It was? Who? Me? Him. I did. Guys, you know. Whatever happened. But I'm just saying, no, that's way different. He's a person now. He's not a fucking sociopath. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. He's no longer Ted Bundy. He didn't buy those seats. He just reserved them. No, he bought more expensive

seats that were shittier. That's more sticking it to the. the man than it is fucking someone who can't get, especially with those other seats available. Yeah, no, I, I... Well, the lesson here is wait till fucking last minute and buy seats cheaper. Yes, it is, but except for the fact

that those companies will be like 20,000 people are in queue, so they make you feel like you've got to do it. So they're upcharging everybody when the second they go on sale, which is fucked up that companies do that. Yeah. I mean, dude, I fucking hate these companies, man. It's so hard to get around them.

You've seen those leaked texts from Ticketmaster? I don't think so. They're just like, these suckers will pay whatever the fuck is. Really look it up. It's, yeah. It's so fucked up. And honestly, look up leaked Ticketmaster text. And honestly, they should, there should be laws about it.

It's so fucked up. People get mad at me for it. I'm like, there's nothing I can do. I hate it too. Here we go. These people are so stupid. Where? And boasting where.

robbing them blind baby while joking that he almost felt bad about taking advantage of fans that's so fucked up who is this person he's just some high rob and then there's the ticketing directors Ben Baker and Jeff

Weinhold that is see and honestly Judge Reinhold that and Judge Reinhold let's fuck let's DM Judge Reinhold that's so awful that it's so awful that

It's really weird and it's it's weird what people think is okay. Fuck yeah. I just don't, I don't like that's, that is to me, that is so awful that this dude, like, if you're going to shame someone, fucking this dude. Get this dude's picture everywhere. Fuck this motherfucker. Look at this. These people are so stupid. I gouge them on.

and oh and so prices these apparently included $50 to park in the grass and $60 to park in closer grass so fucked up dude two ticket masters execs chatting privately robbing them blind baby

that's and then that's how we do it is crazy Trump gave this company a pardon you did yeah that's what it said of course I mean you know people don't have money What are these people doing? You know, they probably think, well, the people who want to pay want to do it, which is true.

It's just there's four of those people. Look at this. VIP parking was supposed to be $75. Weinhold said, replied, I now start all caps at 100. These people are so stupid. I almost feel bad for taking advantage of them. Robbing them blind, baby. That's how we do it.

I mean, Judge Reinhold. But the demand is so. They settled on Monday. They settle on Monday. Right. That's what they say. We got Oasis tickets and it was $1,500. Yeah.

Which is insane. Yeah. Yeah, I bought four tickets for next year. And it was $1,700 for four. And that's like the... That's good, though. I would say that's good. For Oasis, four tickets, $1,700?

Yeah, that's... Total? Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's good. Oh, we're going to be at the show. Lock and seats. parking. Yeah.

Yeah, but it... You're talking about two grand. It is also fucking oasis. You're not going to see... Well, I guess what's interesting is that's me getting the code ahead of time, getting the... Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so that's like base price for that.

For sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fair enough, yeah. It's pretty... Yeah, no, it's a lot of money. It's a lot of money. I just... And I bought four and I'm like, I guess I got to find three other fucking people that are... Right, right.

You want to go, Matt? Sure. All right. me and Matt, Chris. When is it? Actually, it's just going to be lifeline. When is it? August 2027 in Las Vegas.

Oh, yeah, I'll be there. Wow. What date? What date? What? Maybe I'll fucking make show, set up shows out there. At least I'll be out there with you. I'll tell you.

It's like August 2020 something. Okay. August 2020-something book a date. Okay. Siri, August 20-20-something. August 20th Okay Okay

That's Friday Okay I'll see if I can get that weekend Do it Do it I thought I said next year This year? No next year

No next year Yeah okay Next year August Yeah It's October Because it's not Yeah Yeah

We don't time travel Now we're near No we're near August No No are we time traveling Do you see that? We're going We're going

Oh man Are we time travel This is Oasis? Yeah you get Matt Monker Get it this was $7,800. What the fuck?

This is the 90s. Wait, why are there... Dinosaurs. Oh, no, we went back too far. We went back too far. Is it fucking Bill and Ted's... If I ever heard of an Adam's sonner movie. Ha, ha, ha, ha, but my...

I meant to go to the 90s. We went to the 900. Who. Anyway, thanks, guys. Come see me out there. I'm at Cresda.com. Appreciate you. So your decaf oatmeal,

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