Lifeline - 235. Mr. Bible

Episode Date: October 25, 2026

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Off we go. Oswego! Like, what do you call it? I'm going to change my shirt from the last time. But yeah. No, it's okay. Keep going. I'm not.

I only wear this. What's up from? Do you know what that's wrong? No. Does anybody? Mario. Yeah, dude. New Tay would come through.

You know that loser Tay would go through with the Mario Kart reference. What's it from? Mario Kart, like he said. Oh. And Mario Kart like he said. And, um... Are we looking? I'm looking.

How we look at all. Do you shave your armpits? Nah, bro. In that. crazy. I don't even have armpit hair. I've arm hair. It doesn't go down there. We've talked about this, remember? Yeah. All when we were kids.

That's armpit hair. Obviously, but I don't have like the bottom part. Chris's armpit hair is up here. It's like up there. I don't shave anything, bro. You shave your chest. No, I don't. He's got fucking, I got hair. What are you talking about? He's fucking Tom Selleck over here. A fucking practically Tom Selleck, bro. Yeah.

I'll tell you what, there's so much hair over there from the hair cut out. So you're wearing a new shirt. I'm wearing this shirt for the next eight weeks. Eight weeks? Why is it at? Want to. Oh, okay. Decided.

What is Billy's middle name? My son? Yeah. Trying to docks him. Trying to dox him. Yeah. Just because I just saw his initials, WMD. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Weapon of mass destruction. God, that's something I'd forget. So I'm glad I just knew. William of mass destruction. No, I know. When we realized that, that was like, oh, that's so cool that that's his... Dick Cheney.

That's so cool that that's his... Dick Cheney. Initials, right? Yeah. And then I go, oh, that's cool. I'll put on my chest. And then I go, you know? Debcy.

Yeah. Yeah. Not just saying, and waving my flogging. Never will I. He's up. So stop asking. All right.

It's so bad. No, that's good. Do you, remember when you had those headaches? Yeah. Fuster headaches. Talk about them. Yeah, what about them? Oh, so defensive.

What was it? He thought he had a brain tumor. No, no, no, no. He just was worried. But what did, what, what, what, what did you, what was it? When was this? This was like a year or two years ago, maybe. I was just having headaches, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And what was it? Well, gosh, I have to think about this. Oh, I don't remember what it was. Has a fucking brain tumor. How many, how, how long were they going? A long time. No.

It would, well, it was like a month or two months. And like, I think, honestly, I was just, I did acupuncture to, like, get rid of them. Okay. That's it? Uh-huh. Okay. All right. Eastern medicine.

And acupuncture, like, and I'm not like a big. No. Fucking holistic weirdo or whatever, but, like, I mean, it helped me with my nerve, pinch nerve. Yeah. How'd you pinch your nerve? No, it's damn well and was the cause of it. Yeah. The way he asked.

Did it. How'd you pinch your nerve? Was it when you were sitting too close up one time? The first time I pinched my nerve because I was... Worst book ever. Yeah, I mean, I was... I don't want to talk about it. I was going down on somebody.

Ah! Ah! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I don't want to talk about it. I was going down on somebody. Ha!

Dude. Got to stop. Can we do me now? And, well, yeah. I mean, it lasted like a year. No, not that long. He ate her pussy for a year? That's a...

That's a... That's... Blah, la la. Just... Ha! Ha! So hungry. second time i don't know how it happened but both times you know i did physical therapy and then

i think what sort of pushed it over the edge was the recovery was acupuncture i'll go to my guy moses himself huh yeah moses himself on beverly boulevard he's fucking awesome moses is on beverly boulevard chinese guy named moses oh he's not the real moses um wow okay i don't want to talk about it I was going down on someone. Dude, Moses is like such a weird funny guy. Dude, Moses is like such a weird Corinthian. That's so stupid. Moses, the acupuncturist, is like, so he took the business over from his dad.

Moses the acupuncturist, too. John the Baptist. And that was when Moses the acupuncturist came through, Corinthians, 413. Moses walks in the room and he'll be like, all right, what's going on? You fucked too many hookers and did too much cocaine last night? And he's like, he's like this irreverent Chinese guy, holistic guy. Yeah. Yeah, I know those types.

Dime a dozen. But he's He hooked you up He's awesome Wow He spread the red sea of your pinched nerve Nice So poetry

The worst Honestly the worst No it's good I've read the Bible Yeah I've read the Old Testament Oh I've read the New Testament

Have you actually Have you like actually gone through it I've read the Quran Yeah I've read them all yeah How What do you mean how how did you read the Bible bro?

Because I wanted to know But it's so many pages and it's so boring But life is long And I was very curious As to what the fuck is wrong with everybody And I'm not excluding I'm not I'm not

Putting Christians in a box Yeah yeah yeah no I know And saying only them Yeah of course not But all these books are I mean if you read them Yeah It's like

You couldn't come up with a more violent movie if you tried. Really? And, yeah, Jesus was... Jesus was a... Jesus was a great... Corinthians 415? Jesus was a great fellow, but it's a fucking

600-paid book. And it takes a while to get to the good parts. What's a Corinthian, dude? What's a Corinthian? Yeah. Just some fucking guy. Oh. All right. Well, anyway, I'll be in a bunch of different places like Florida

and... Stockholm. So come on and see me, Florida and Tyler, Texas and San Diego and Appleton, Wisconsin, go to Krissly.com, get those tickets. So that's what's going on, Corinthians, 412. It's episode 235. It's Sunday, October 25th, and you know what that means. I am 22 years old. My birthday was on October 19th, and I'm 22. Happy birthday to Annette. Anthony Starr, Anthony Star, who is the guy who plays, he's great. Chad Smith, who I love, happy birthday, Chad, and Juan Soto, who I love Extra, because I'm a Mett fan. Does he still play? Does he still play? Does he? Yeah, he's fucking under 30.

Oh, so that's a guy I know then. Remember we were trying to say, like, what name of baseball player? You know him? Juan Soto, I know the name. Oh, yeah, he's a superstar, yeah. Okay, cool. Oh, so he'll be around for a while, so I can use him. Yeah, I mean, his contract.

was $765 million over 13 years. That's not like that. That's nothing. That's a lot. You break that down. That's like 50 million a year. It's nothing. That's a lot.

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And of course, if you want to be a part of the best community online, subscribe to patreon. com slash Matt DeLea. we will welcome you with our house what hole for all. Yeah, like, fucking leave a comment, you stupid bitches. What? On our thing, leave a comment, dude.

What? I'm saying leave a comment on our YouTube. There's tons of comments. You stupid bitches. And a lot of them are about my hands. Does anybody know what's up at that? Really? People like your hands.

What, dude? I got good hands. They probably are just not. not writing it because they don't want to make Matt jealous. No, but I've been noticing it for a while every time. The rings are doing the heavy lifting. Okay. I dip into the comments and I'm like, what is this hand thing?

Has it been going on for like a long time? Yeah, from since like the beginning, actually. Oh, really? The rings are doing the heavy lifting. If I put on rings, watch out. Okay, put on rings. We'll see what happens. You're not a guy.

can wear rings, Chris. You know what? Here we go. No, no, no, no. I disagree with that about anybody. When people say, like, I'm not the kind of guy who can wear that shirt, you're not, you're just, yes, you are. Yes, you are.

You're just not doing it. Tony Robbins. You're just not doing it. Do it. Put in a shirt. Take a shirt off. Go to H&M. Get him a long one.

You, give them your shirt. No, you go to H&M here. How much is this shirt at H&M? Here's $4,000. Go get it. fucking shirt from H&M making sure it looks flashy. Put it on, Fatso. I'm gonna come in your wife.

Later, I'm saying, but I'm giving you a forewarning. I don't even know who she is or what she looks like, but I'm just decided right now. I'm gonna make your life a fucking, I'm gonna get through this. I'm gonna come in your wife. That shirt looks fucking bitching. Sit the fuck down now.

Where's your wife? I'll find her. You're not gonna tell me? I'll find her. Anyway. Welcome to the thing. life this is a I'm a life coach that's the beginning of it so uh all right yeah so anyway that's cool that did you want to say and nothing just forever you do have good hands though you do

have good hands i mean we're talking i mean you do have good hands thank you do you know that uh no now i do yeah i didn't know that people say that in the comments i never really check comments but i'll check this one so to leave it um i could give you a summary but do you want me to read you what Corinthians 412 is because you keep saying it yeah oh yeah sure we work hard with our own hands when we are cursed we bless when we are persecuted we endure it wow really that's corinthians 412 see there's good shit in the bible and you read that yeah that's that's good shit what's wrong with that nothing nothing's wrong with that say it again um lost it we work hard with our own sense? When we are cursed, we bless, and when we are persecuted, we endure it.

I already know all that. Okay, man. I get that on a bumper sticker, honestly. I'm sure those bumper stickers exist. And not Corinthians version. No, the Corinthians version. I could get a bumper sticker with that on it, not 412, Corinthians saying anything like that. And I bet it just has like a, like a son on it or something. Like a, like a, they don't even know they're doing it.

How would you say what that said? And you're kind of like that. Kind of like that. Just like just because you're the first guy that's put it to paper, you know what I mean? Yeah. But that's how life works. Who wrote that? Mr. Bible?

Mr. Bible. That's a great episode name, dude. Tom Bible. Mr. Bible would be in John Wick. You'd have to go see him. You gotta go see Mr. Bible. Who's that? So many birds and then...

Hey. It's that guy. It's a guy just... Hey, what's going on? Fuck that. That makes me not like the movie now. Great. You made it up.

It's real. Okay. You know that movie, dude. Is there a character? name look up is there a character name Mr. Bible in John Wick? Or in anything. No, I mean, you can't widen it.

Of course there is. Oh, is there? Or anything? Well, I'm not saying, I know it's not. No, there's no character named Mr. Bible. Don't, but hold on. What are there? Look, Mr. Nobody. Okay. I mean, that's... See? I'm good, bro.

I mean, I've seen it, but I don't remember, but I'm good. I understand the feeling of things. and then Baba Yaga Who's at? Dude, write it I know it Right Mr. Bible I am

That'd be a smash hit It would be like Passion with Christ 3 Look at Bible Man It's a direct to Christian Superhero franchise Bible Man Oh I know Bible Man You do? Do you know about Bible Man?

No Oh it's out of fucking This world Well of course it is Is that him? Yes Is that him S bitch dude

The way he's holding it S bitch What is this? You've never seen Have you really never seen Bible Man? We're going to watch this on luxury. I'm telling you the truth. It's...

I mean, Mr. Bean, you know... Something to behold. Oh, wow. Okay. Cool. I mean, it's for kids and it's, you know... G.I. Joe for kids, except no army people. Just one guy with a yellow sword who's like, I'm Bible man, and I teach you... Yeah, yeah. I mean, I pretty much can probably guess what it's like.

Divided we fall in Corinthians 412. Yeah, yeah. We work with our hands. When we're blessed, when we're cursed, we bless. when we are, when we are. Worst preacher. We're blessed when we eat. They're drunk.

When we're persecuted, we endure. Anyway, I'm Bible, man. Here's my card. All right. My card. You want to do another one? Bible man's walking around with cards. He's walking around with a fucking yellow light saber, so.

He's got his hands for. Hey, Chris and Matt. My name is Jay. Someone in the 80s. I'm from Maryland, Kenya, all the way in Africa. So, yeah, I'm 35 years old. And I'm also recovering addict, by the way. Dating.

is becoming very difficult because for all my job is very demanding and for two even when i have free time i still manage to keep myself busy in some other form like i find an event about like public speaking right and two masters right and i go for that then sundays i have to go to church so sundays i'm not available to go to and it's just me i'm not saying that's the rules but right Smarrels. Oh, I like that. Yeah. How do I, man,

or do I just keep doing what I'm doing? Because I'm not even trying to be like one of those people who says, oh, I'm just focusing on me. Yeah. I'm just, I'm trying to keep myself busy, yes, but I'm also open to love. And I'm not big on approaching or chasing women. I don't like that anymore. I used to be a simp.

So how do I, how do I life? How do I live? Now, let me just start with... You play for the Orioles. In the 80s. Let me just... There's that. Or the expos and, you know, that's the most interesting about that.

But taking that aside. The best thing that's ever happened on this show, 235 episodes, is a submission came in. And the last line of the submission was, how do I life? I would disagree with that. Why? How do I life is... Because that's something that, like a, he's, that's something that a, like a 47-year-old mom would see and target on a pillow and buy. And I would, and I would.

Did he look like a 47-year-old mom to you? No, he obviously paid for the Orioles in 1986, but I don't, what I don't, what I think he's doing is he's saying it in an ironic way. How do I life? I don't think he actually. Oh, really? Yes. Oh, okay. Yes.

I agree to disagree, but that's, I hear it. What exactly? What's the problem? I think he's, my thing. I think it, it, tell me if I'm wrong, but it turned into meeting women at the, in the last like 10, 15 seconds, correct? Yeah, no, no, he's talking about how do I get somebody in my life to be with? But, but he's also talking about, he, on the flip side, he's saying he does what he wants to and he likes his life. So I'm like, what's the problem? I guess he obviously feels some need to want to be

with somebody. So like there's that. Yeah. But, you know, he's so busy. He doesn't have enough time. He looks young. He's 35. Oh, is that what he said? Young enough. Um, so, and he's like, I don't know, but, but he doesn't seem like he's like upset about it. I mean, just like, how do I, how do I find time navigate the, you know, romance? I'm not going to chase women. He used to be a a sim he said he's reformed sim what is a sim a sim is like you need something hey oh you're the best to the girl oh yeah don't do that yeah um you need to stop filling up your life 24-7 because otherwise you'll never meet anybody he did say he was a former addict though and maybe that's how he deals with his which is not you know i do i do agree with matt but i'm just saying

I mean, it's hard as a formeretic to have free time. Free time, yeah. But, you know, you seem like you're, I mean, off of a one-minute video, you seem like you're in a good spot. Yeah, he does, yeah. And you can slowly take your gas off the pedal and dedicate some of that time to trying to meet someone. I'm not saying get on a dating app,

do what you want, you're you. But like, if there's a hole in your life and you're noticing it increasingly, then you should try to fill it. And that's way easier said than done. I'm no pro at that.

I'm constantly finding holes in my life and doing shit about them. But I know that if I did things about them, my life would improve. And you want to, have someone in your life and you don't need to force it. You can put yourself in a position where that might happen. You can go out hard and try to get it or you can open your life up because if your

life is completely closed with 24-7 activity and there's no room to meet anyone, then you're just not going to meet anyone. So like, like anything. You meet people at things you're doing. Sure, I guess you could meet someone at church. It's possible. But I would start with little openings of here and there of just trying to dedicate time to meeting someone. I mean, there's a whole fucking, I don't want to call it epidemic, but like people aren't meeting people.

People aren't dating. People aren't having sex. people aren't going on dates and this is a problem for a number of reasons that I don't want to get into because I'm not a fucking sociologist but like you want this

you're not like oh I don't want it I have no time for it it's something you want so you have to make time even if it's a little bit to try to pursue that end as well take a screenshot of the guy's face put it in chat

GPD and say I'm sorry, but does this guy play for the Baltimore Orioles in 1980? In the 80s. Is this Eddie Murray? No, no, no. I didn't say that. I said. Don't do that.

Do what I said. Say, can you, did you screenshot him? Mm-hmm. And I'll go into shot DVD. I don't see it, though. You don't have to see. I like to see it. Take his word for it.

Okay. This, we're not doing this. Why not? because okay well finish highbrow finish your thought now I want to see what chat chabed he fucking says because it's going to be like I totally kind of actually understand what you're saying okay what am I putting into chat chb t does this I'm a little I want you to write exactly this okay I'm a little confused yep does this guy play for the Baltimore orioles did this guy

play for the Baltimore Orioles in the 80s. And then I want to see what ChatGBT. GBT has to say about that. Okay. Hold on. Shouldn't take that long way, yeah. No, I might take long to work, think, you know, think. He definitely looks like he has like the best new funk album coming out next year.

That is also, you could say, chat GPD, I'm a little confused. used. Does this guy have the best new funk album coming out next year? The comparison you may have in your head is Eddie Murray, who was the Orioles superstar first baseman. What do you mean? This is what I'm saying. You said not to say Eddie Murray. Because I wanted, do you understand how much better it would have been if you didn't mention

Eddie Murray until now? Now, it's funny. If you say he looks like Eddie Murray and then they say he looks like Eddie Murray, it's not funny. And then type in a chat, CBD, it is Eddie Murray. He looks like Bowfinger. doesn't look a fucking both finger? Not really.

I mean, yeah. Guys. I get it. I mean, I mean, more, he looks more like bowfinger than Steve Martin. But, but, but, he looks more like fucking bowfinger than,

than, but wait, hold on. Anyone who's not black. Do you understand that if I, if we didn't say the Eddie Murray thing at all? Can you just ask, can you just say,

it is Eddie Murphy? Murray. I'm sorry. Fucking Eddie Murphy was just in my face. Okay. So you, me to tell chat dbtee that it's eddie murray yes i i would like i understand you can but i i still want to go back to the thing what we were talking about about do you understand that how dope it would have been

if we didn't bring up eddie mary we didn't no no no you did twice which is fine with chat t pt we didn't no you said yeah yeah it looks like eddie murray when i said the oriels thing why would they be better. He just does, and that's why you said that. It's, it's, it's, it's not part, it's not why I said that. Why I said that is because he looks like an 80s baseball player, and yes, he does happen to look a little bit like Eddie Murray, but if I had said, he played for the Orioles in the 80s, and I kept harping on it, and then we asked ChatGPD exactly what I said, not anything about Eddie Murray. And they said, you might have him mistaken for this player,

on the Orioles, it would have been very funny. But we were already leading with the Eddie Murray thing, so it made it less a thing, which is fine. It's just how conversation goes. Shut the fuck up. Do you not, I'm asking you if you agree. I don't.

Do you guys? I think it's immaterial. Oh, yeah, you do? Entirely, yes. Do you guys? I honestly lost you like a minute ago. I'm sorry. No, no, no.

You don't have to be sorry. Taye, do you understand what I'm saying? I think he looks like Bofinger. God damn it, dude. Take Bo Figer off the fucking table. Get the fuck off Bowfinger. I also agreed kind of with you on that, you know? He doesn't look like fucking Bofinger.

He doesn't look like Bofinger. He honestly doesn't really look like any Murray. But it's funny to say he played from the fucking Baltimore Orioles in the 80s. So what's the issue with what I said? funny to say he looks like Eddie Murray. But he, I know that. And that's fine because you're not necessarily concerned with being funny all the time. You're just thinking, oh, I'm making a, I'm recognizing it.

And I'm not saying that you did something wrong. I'm just saying it would have really fucking brought it home the chat chippy D thing. If we didn't say Eddie Murray and then, right then chat GPD after I said, does this guy play for the Baltimore Orioles in 1980s, they said, you're probably mistaken him for Eddie Murray. And then we brought Eddie Murray up and then we go, oh, shit. And you think that's immaterial? I think it's unavoidable because he fucking looks like Eddie Murray. But Eddie, and Eddie Murray played for the Orioles in the 80s.

But it's not, but it's not, it's, I'm sorry, dude, I'll talk about this. all episode, but I, it's, but Eddie Murray is not like Tom Cruise, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Nobody listening to this, uh, show or watching it knows what the fuck

Eddie Murray looks like. Now they do. Now they do. But I'm taking all of this into account while I'm saying he looks like he plays in the Orioles for the, in the 1980s. But hold on. You're,

you just said the Orioles because. Thank you. Thank you. You're saying a team for a joke. No. No. No, he said it because he looks like fucking Eddie Murray.

You also said the Expos. He's half right. I said the Expos because I changed it because he already said Eddie Murray. Oh, got it. I'm playing chess, dude. Well, all right. Well,

Of course, Chad, CBT is going to like make the fucking connection. Right. You know? Just like if you said, hey, he looks like he is on the Expos. Like he'd say, it looks like on the Xbox.

Type in that is Eddie Murray. into chat DPD I mean there you go no look all the way to the right sure that's Andre Dawson you fuck

I know no I said Andre Dawson and he's saying he looks like I'm sorry okay that's fine that's Andrethah you fuck I know that's the hawk baby

I understand that a lot of people probably had that card wouldn't like to hear about all this I would love to and we talked about it and I feel okay. I think it's I think it's pretty wild. You don't

see the difference and that you think it's immaterial. And I think that I wonder if there's a time on this show where I've wanted to strangle you to death more than right now. You say quite a bit, so maybe. This might take the gig. I don't think there is. Well, I don't think there is. Thought he was, thought he was, thought he hit the muffled mic so we wouldn't hear it. But you type in That's Eddie Murray, please? Don't do it, apparently. Why wouldn't you do that for me? I don't know.

I just won't do it. I, no, I did. I said, this is actually Eddie Murray. And? And ChatGPT responded, you may very well be right, but I still can't verify that the person in this photo is Eddie Murray from facial appearance alone. What I can confirm is that Eddie Murray played for the Baltimore Orioles throughout the 80s and mustache glasses and mustache glasses and hands. are certainly consistent with the look you're thinking. No, he, Chad GPD right now knows it's not Eddie Murray and that he's like,

no, it's playing it cool and I want you to say, I am telling you. Again, more? With full authority. No, I'm not doing it. Yeah, yeah, I agree with Chris Mocko at this point. Because, well, I don't want it to ruin my relationship with my chat GPDT. Now that. Now that is utterly unacceptable.

Utterly unacceptable. I mean, that's, nothing's been more unacceptable in the history of the showman. That's a grounds. That's a grounds for dismissal. You remember that? You guys know that's not that problem? No, I don't think so. What is that?

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Yeah, he also is, uh, well, whatever. Well, whatever. Let's, we'll do another one. I think that was Eddie Murray. Yo, Chris and Matt. So, Taylor. After like 30-something years, I think I found ultimate beard length.

Wow, dude. So I got a fucking beautiful beard length in the sun. Yeah, this guy. And also everyone's like, oh, shit of the fucking neck. part. I shaved it. Yeah. I let that shit grow back unequally. Now they're connecting again,

fuck you. Okay. You know what I mean? I mean, I like the guy's attitude. Also, keep the goddamn fit. Okay. It's jiggie. I like the guy's attitude, but...

It's jiggie. Yeah, and I actually like that. He said it's true. You're in two and two, but... But what I think about this guy is you're going to look at this video in five years, and you're going to think you look horrendous.

Yeah. And I don't think you look horrendous. No, you look good. Yeah. I just think that you're, you're filling yourself right now. And that's fine, but you're going to look back and you're going to be like, the fuck was I talking about. Yeah.

You think that too? Yeah. Did you think that before I said it? No. Oh. Interesting. Yeah, no, I just fully, fully have those feelings sometimes. And then I'll be like, what was I thinking?

Yeah. I mean, every once in a while we're like, damn, we look good. And then five years later, like, holy to- Not only did you not look good. Ugly. Yeah, not only did you not look good. Yeah, yeah. I don't know what that is, man, but that's got to stop, bro.

Because that sucks. How can not stop, though? I don't know, man. You end up looking, you pretty much just look bad all the time. Really, if you think about it. Well, I think it's more you look bad in retrospect all the time. When I look at, okay, when I look at my past stuff, because I've had a lot of stuff video on me and like, all that.

Oh, you must hate that. Well, right. But the only time I think I look good in comedy, stand-up-wise, is when I did no pain. And when I look at Man on Fire, okay, well, you directed that, yeah. When I see Man on Fire, I look, I'm like, what was I thinking? Yeah, I know what you mean. I think that too when I see you in Man on Fire.

Were you wearing a leather shirt or leather pants in that one? In which one? leather pants It was denim But it looked like that Was he fucking cruising It was denim but it looked like That was like wax denim

Yeah All right Cruising Been wanting to ask for years You know It's finally got my time Finally got my time Finally came up

All right Well I do you think that I was thinking about Burke Kreischer How he takes a shirt off We did to stand up And Do you think that

I wonder when he'll do a special Eventually he's got Put a shirt on right eventually he'll do something with a shirt on? I just wonder, I wonder. But, okay, fine. But isn't that like his thing? Like the crowd goes crazy?

No, no, no, of course it's his thing. What do you mean? Isn't that his thing? That is his thing. But I guess I just don't know. It's been great for him, and that's cool to have a thing. Sure. I just wonder, what's it going to be 70?

I don't know. That's what I'm saying. I mean, Iggy Pop does it. He's got to do it. at some point. He, or he will, you know,

he's going to be like, I'm just going to just, fuck it. He's going to have the mood where he's just like, I'm not going to do it. Yeah. Okay.

Unless you want to retire, which is possible. But so anyway, um, that guy is Eddie Murray, Matt is saying, and he does look like an 80s baseball player. He looks like an 80s baseball player.

Even if Eddie Murray never existed, he, I would have still got that idea. I said, Baltimore Orioles. Why? Why? Orioles.

Yeah. Because, mostly because of Eddie Murray. Thank you. No, I'm not denying that. What I'm denying is leading with that makes the whole experience less. For the viewer. Fucking who. For the viewer.

How? Less of a payoff. There's no payoff. The payoff is when you ask Chat GPT, does this guy play for the Baltimore Orioles in the 80s? Do you think people are sitting? their computer, Googling Eddie Murray? No. So what's the problem with the payoff? Because you already brought it up.

Who gives a flying rat fuck? That's what your argument is. Mine is... Let's just do this. What do you guys think? They don't know. They don't know? They don't know brains? No, they have brains. But they...

Can they use it? Most of them won't know. They don't know the ins and outs of it, dude. Get the fuck out of it. I'm being serious. They're just people. What do you guys think? They don't know because it's already fucking... Don't tell them they don't know. I'm not saying they don't know.

Maybe they know, but a lot of them don't. You might know. You're saying the people. Yeah, the people. I'm asking you guys. I understand. But that's like asking, you know, in a way, that's like being in therapy and the therapist is like, well, why do you think you don't like your mom? They don't know.

They got to get to that shit. You got to think about it and do all that stuff. I mean, listen, all I can say is I'm not on board with Chris's train of thought. Thank you. Yeah, that's fine. I don't that doesn't that but that doesn't I know it's not going to put you off but it doesn't it doesn't do it doesn't make me waiver it doesn't solid it doesn't solidify my appoint it doesn't do anything that that's fine you don't we're not trying to sway you no no I know we know you won't be

swayed I'm just trying to make the point uh I didn't fuck anything up no you didn't fuck anything up because it was just a conversation, but if you wanted to have a payoff, you run it. Pay off? Pay off? If you wanted, okay, look. Alan Riverson. Why, why, why, why, why? You're talking about playoffs?

Talk about playoffs. Payoffs. Story-wise, as a story. Sid Field over here. Go ahead. As a story. You run it. What a fucking dick sucker.

But it's fine, no, because we're not necessarily telling a story. It's not... You're right. You're dead right. It's just a conversation. However, we also are a show. That's all I'm saying. And I don't want you to think I'm giving you shit because I'm not.

Oh, you are. I mean, you're fucking hard, but I know what I really want to know? Fuck. Good. I just want to know what our whole, like, what dad thinks and our whole family things. man. I would like to know what Uncle Vinny thinks about this. Maybe Evan. Uncle Richard.

You know. Well, Uncle Vinny would take three hours to explain, so I don't want to know what he thinks. That's why I want to know. Go ahead and give me the breakdown, but I'm not getting on that call. Uncle Vinny, do you think that Matt ruined the payoff? Uncle Richard would be fucking great. Somewhere, I mean, somewhere along the way,

I lost what it is you're trying to prove. Thank you. Just that, that's, I know that. And that's why I understand it's not that you disagree with me. You're just not involved. Well, I had to go back to ChatGBT, BT and just, I pasted a photo of this guy in there. And I said, did this guy play for the Baltimore Orioles in the 80s? Okay.

I'm just, like, what are we trying to prove? I have something I'm trying to prove. I don't even know. I have something that I'm trying. He's trying to prove something, and no one understands it. And then somehow. And I stand by it. And somehow.

that it came back with saying like, I don't know what you're getting at. Kind of looks like Eddie Murray. Like you don't like that Eddie Murray is being brought up, even though... No, I don't. It's not that I don't like that. Chat, DPD, so Chad TV ruined your bit. The human response and the fucking artificial...

Chat GPT was the actual bringing it home. They didn't ruin shit. It was the moment of... When Chat Chip D says, if you'd never said any murray, right if you didn't say Eddie Murray and then Chachy B.D. says you know what? No, he didn't play for the Orioles in 80s in the 80s, but what you might be thinking of is Eddie Murray. And then we look at Eddie Murray and then we have a screenshot of Eddie Murray. You're telling me that's not the bring it home moment. No. Soorly mistaken. I think the bringing home moment is me saying, yeah, it looks like Eddie Murray who played for the Orioles. in the 80s and then chat hippie des confirms that well what do you mean by bring it home moment

that's what happened story wise it's not what happened because he already it is what happened i knew it was going to happen but he already brought it's playing your you know what I'm saying it's like showing your cards it but who gives the rat fuck story why gives the rat fuck yeah probably nobody you well yeah I guess so I don't I don't I mean it but sure it's not something that's like going to be oh fuck but i'm just saying we could have brought it home story wise and that's fine because you didn't know you didn't know i i was talking about it and then you said yeah looks like any murray and that's why i'm saying there was nothing wrong with it thanks thanks and none of you agree with me okay we i think we need to move on okay tay you don't want to hear my

answer. You know, I do. I still think about my Ballfinger. He looks like Both Finger. He's watching Ballfinger right now. All right, we'll do one more. Let's go. I mean, Life Live! Lime. PC Principal.

So my wife, for whatever reason, doesn't like to watch R-Aid movies, refuses to watch them. He sure says you are. I love them, and I have an ongoing list that's growing of movies I want to watch because, you know, I don't really watch movies without her

much, and so... PC-Prin's. watch what I want to watch. So I just have this list growing and growing and growing. Sure. The only time I can watch them is after she goes to sleep or, you know, when she's out of town or something. Yeah.

So I feel I'm missing out on a lot of movies I want to watch, a lot of new movies, a lot of horrors, a lot of good stuff. So my current strategy is turn on a movie. Tell her it's PG-13. Yeah. Okay. And then at the end of the movie, when she's like, oh, I love that. That was a good movie.

Then explain to her that was an R-Aid movie. Congratulations. You'd watch your movie. first hard to do it wasn't that bad in fact you liked it oh i love this and and now we go um oh i love anything about that plan or any other advice you have i'm not sure why she doesn't want like watching them but it's kind of a bummer this guy is this guy is essence of guy you know what i'm talking about when you used to say that about yeah yeah this is unbelievable that this guy first of what's all where also where are you yeah just fucking in the middle of the

desert on the way to Vegas. He didn't want his wife to hear. They'll be right back. I mean, I guess you're being kind of dishonest, which isn't great. But if you try it once

and it works, or I think he said he did try it once. No, I don't think so. If you try it once and it works and it's like, see, it's like exposure therapy. See, honey, it wasn't that bad. It was just a regular rated movie. It was kind of like a PG-13 movie, right?

Yeah, yeah. A knife sticking out of an eye at the end of the movie. Yeah, don't pick hostile, you know, pick something a little more tame. Cutting his penis off. Maybe with just a little language. This is casino. He's watching casino. Oh my God. This is PG-13? Yeah. Yeah. And that end, it wasn't. Dude. Did you like it? Yeah. Did you like it? She's, uh, ha, ha. I mean, you can try it.

that. Well, it's a little, it's a little, I mean, it just is dishonest, but you can try it. It is dishonest. See how that goes over. But at any given moment, she could be like, I don't want to watch this anymore. So it's not, it's not the end of the world. Which is true of a PG-13 movie too, though. I mean, she could be like, this is too much for me. Yeah. Yeah. So, so he's not really doing that wrong. No, I mean, I'm, I'm, I'm, he's not like fucking watch it. On a scale of like one to 10, it's like a one. It's not like you brought up any more or too soon, right?

Yeah. But, no, but but he, so what I like, what I think is funny about this is you, you have one shot.

You have one shot to do this. Yeah, you got to pick the right one. So if you want to, if you want to be like, see, afterwards you did it, you have one shot. You got one shot.

Don't miss it. Yeah. So here's what that means to me. You're going to fuck it up. You're going to fuck it up. You're wearing those glasses. You're going to fuck it up. That's what I'm saying.

Just taking account into everything. The way you look. The hat, the shirt. The fact that you're in the middle of the desert. All that. And you're going to fuck it up. And this is your submission. You're just going to fuck it up.

You're going to blow it. And you're never going to get out to watch another rated or movie ever again. So that being said, that's my concern. So that being said, there's a, there's a world. where you do it a few times because it's not like after each movie she's gonna be like, wait a minute,

was I rated R? She might, but not if you pick the right ones. Yeah, if you pick old boy. Yeah, of course, right.

Or if you pick hostile, she'd be like, this is not a PG-3rd. But if you pick, you know, ones that just missed the PG-13 ratings. Yeah, like thrillers that are like scary and have a little language in it.

And then at the end of a year, you go, Hey, babe. You know, all those movies were rated are you've got a way better chance you're gonna divorce him she's gonna divorce him he still has a song house you have a way way way better chance because I don't think you're gonna a year well no not a year okay you know what I mean like after three two three months yeah

yeah well after a few movies yeah two three movies maybe 10 is a lot you can do a 10 but like because if you if you if you because you're what you're what you're banking on is changing someone's mind. And that's nearly impossible. So you need a lot of, what do they call it, data for that. Okay, well, you actually, remember you said prisoners was one of your favorite movie?

That wasn't a PG-13. That was a rated R. Prisoners, right, with Hugh Jackman? Don't start with prisoners. Don't start with prisoners, but I'm saying that could be the last one. Okay, so this is where the line is. You'd be like that.

But before this, all the other ones, yeah and also here's another thing that's kind of weird you don't know why she he said i don't really know why she doesn't like watching radar r movies why don't you know that that's your wife yeah find that out first it's because he's dressed like that i know i i know that but i wanted this was like i wanted him to come to this i know that but i don't want to be like though because he's going to dress like that no matter what i know but i i want but it's kind of like this thing like you need the guy you need to lead the, you know, lead him to water. You can't just be like,

he's still going to dress like that and not figure it out, though, you know. But God, I would, I would pay money. Yeah, me too. To see. Yeah, yeah. No, no, you don't know what I'm going to say. I would pay money for that.

Okay. But I would pay money to see a wide shot of him ending that video and then the next minute. Oh, I see. Yeah. What do you think I was going to say? Pay money to see it go down. Yeah.

Yeah, which I would love to. Yeah. I'd love to watch a movie with them. Oh my God. But to see a wide shot of him in the middle of the fucking salt plains in Utah. Yeah.

Just be like... So any advice would help? And like this. Walks three miles back to his car. Dude. The first... I will tell you this much. The first step he took...

The first step he took after finishing that video, if I got to see that. And I don't mean before the step, the step, I don't mean after the step. That step in that moment would be the hardest I've ever laughed in my life. Come on, bro. Come on. It would be good. To take that step. Oh, God. It's just a loaded step, dude. What could be the thought in that step? He could be like either I fucking killed that video or I don't know if they're going to get it. And either

way. It was very clear. I'm going to laugh my fucking ass off. Yeah. Did his shirt just say you're on it? No, it was something under it, right? Hopefully it said something else. Or maybe it was just like a play on graphics or something. What's up with that guy? How do you dress like that and have a wife? No, I mean, everyone has a wife or a husband, you know? Not not everyone, but everyone could get one but what i don't know is uh why that person i mean how do you dress so much like pc principal uh it's it's hard to say i mean i mean it's to be honest i mean to be to be honest it's like putting on a bunch of clown makeup rotten teeth big red hair like this and walking around with frivoly collar and people be like why you're dressed like penny white yeah yeah he looked

just like pc principal less work but less work, but yeah. It's less work. Well, we definitely need him to call back with what movie he lied to her about and what happened. Yeah,

I never wanted a more, a follow-up more than this guy. Yeah, I got to, I gotta know what movies he's doing this with. You know what he should do? He should make up a list of 10 movies

before he even shows her one. Submit it. To us. To us. That's a good idea. And we'll tell him which one. That's a really good idea. To do.

That's a really good idea. And if you don't listen to us, I'm going to smack the sunglasses off here's the other thing too at some point and I'm not saying in the next video we got to see his eyes

I got to see what they look like okay but and that doesn't have to be the next video but he's gonna watch this one he's gonna yeah yeah of course of course but I do want to follow up he could you could do that that's a great idea

then we'll do the follow up of what happened what I would love is video of him telling his wife that was actually a radar movie I would love that yeah or get his wife on here. Yeah. Afterwards. After, though. You'd have to be like...

I mean, there is a world where he goes like this. At the movie ends and he goes, Boop. Hey, babe. Yeah. I just... Do you like the movie? Yeah. I wanted to know what... I wanted you to know that it was actually a radar movie. So maybe you like radar movies. Can't watch radar movies from now on? Right. That footage is cinema. Divorce.

It's over. She just says, yeah. It's over. And then he stops it. And then the first step he takes, if he had a white shot of it, I left my hand. Dude, I mean, just. Please submit again. Yeah, I really want you to. Top five, top ten possibilities.

And Marco, you got to be on the lookout for this guy's submission. Fine. Is there a way to do that? Matthew? Yeah. I could probably, if he submitted his email, I could get in touch with him. Okay, cool. Why don't you follow up with him and say, hey, do this?

No, no, no. say the guys had a field day and they have homework for you that's what i mean yeah we have oh we we were okay but i'm saying just watch an episode like you don't have to break it down an email but yeah yeah sure yeah yeah i love his statement what i love our rated movies they are my favorite i've never thought that in my life yeah that's a wild thing to think because you're 30 something you're not 14 yeah and to be like r rated movies are shit it's almost like saying dude, PG-13 movies are the fucking shit. Yeah.

Like, dude, you're an adult. What do you like in the R movies? Violence? Sex. Yeah. Topless scene? I've got his email. I don't like movies where you don't say fuck at least 12 times.

What's the... What are arbitrary rules, you know? People just make shit up, you know? All right. All right. Guys. Anyway. Thank you.

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