Lifeline - 25. Hantsome

Episode Date: September 25, 2022

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Because I got a disguise on. Yeah. Who is it? It's you. It's Matt. Okay, yeah. No, he knew. He knew because he's probably my brother, but I bet they didn't know.

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we want to hear from you so get your tickets it's not just videos we are going to hear from you. So get your tickets. It's not just videos. We are going to talk with you. Anything could happen. He's my bitch. You know why it's going to be good though? It's going to be good because then sometimes they don't fill in the details. I know. Because they don't want to say certain parts. I know.

I know. And then we're going to be incisive. We're going to get in there. We're going to say, why did you leave this detail out? Yeah. And then the whole house of cards. They want to seem as cool as possible. It's going to come a crumbling.

They want to be like, and I don't know. she won't call me back and it's like okay but what did you do this is what we get to say this and they get to be like oh i was outside her window i was just gonna say yeah oh exactly okay so e-stalker if you'd like to make a call please hang up and taking it so far and try again message c4 so anyway dude uh lifeline live get your tickets uh go to watch lifeline.com and that's it dude we can't wait for this man your birthday show yeah it's gonna it's gonna be a good one it's gonna be a good birthday it's gonna be great i always feel like i don't have enough shit planned for my birthday you know oh we got it now birthday's coming up and like you want to make sure you fucking feel loved and don't feel like a loser so now i don't have to worry about it because i've got some big boy plans uh-huh uh-huh yeah

and guess what dude chris whoo he put my dates up but whoo we put he put up literally a sold-out date two dates that are going to be uh after the show comes out and fuck yeah dude he put up the dates that i don't need yes dude let me get a telescope too so I can read them. Dude, put different dates up. Bring up the website. Yes, dude. Let me get a telescope and get him some magnifying glasses and we'll be good. Yes, dude.

Stockton was two days ago. Oakland was yesterday. And Hollywood is sold out. Yes. He put all those up, dude. Unbelievable. I'll just check my phone. In fucking Whitesnake when you say yes.

Woo. Woo. Fuck yeah, dude. When did you. In fucking Whitesnake when you say yes. Woo! Fuck yeah, dude. When did you leave the band Whitesnake? Yeah, that, yeah. I'll just put it up here, dude. Gonna be in fucking Peoria. Gonna be in Raleigh, North Carolina.

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You're yelling. Okay. You ever been to what? No, but I've been to Montana, and it is beautiful. Interestingly, where I was in Montana is a place called Butte, Albany. And it is beautiful, if you're not saying um mr jacksonville and lakeland florida those are all the places i will be isn't that beautiful isn't that just fucking gorgeous i'll be at all those places it's gorgeous so what about your thing man i'll tell

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Very porny. Dude, I woke up Calvin today when I walked in. Well, he woke up. I walked in his room. I walked in his room. He goes like this. You found me. How hilarious is that is that i said who the hell do you think put you here yeah well i found him he's what is he two something two and a half you know

you're his uncle he's so stupid at this age all right well he doesn't understand yeah i understand to find his ass no i know that but it's uh it's actually you know it's a little weird having a baby uh having a kid and then going to a place i get nervous that because bro you look away for a second they're gone and it's like it takes an extra every second you look away is an extra five seconds you're looking for them i saw if you look away for whoops right so if you look away for five seconds dude that's 25 seconds and that's just because i'm quick at math but that's 25 seconds you're like where the fuck is this kid i saw one of those and that's terrifying go ahead i saw one of those people exclusive like they have like the id network shit people investigate vanity fair confidential whatever yep i saw one for people the parents

looked away for 30 seconds and fucking he was gone okay working on storytelling no these guys know what it was oh they know i mean working on storytelling it's called the usual suspects okay the movie i was doing it and it was good yeah oh oh oh that's what you were doing yeah that's gone oh wow okay cool all right well so okay so that's terrifying 30 how do you know it's 30 seconds though because they kept saying it was like the hook of the show is like we say it was only 30 seconds that's why i don't believe it i hate you i they wanted to have a hook so they wanted to have i hate you and i hate when people do the thing where they knee jerk say i don't believe that no that's that's my shit like you'll get sent a video yeah and it'll be like i don't

believe that it was staged like why do you got to kill it just like you're never gonna find out if it was staged or not just fucking enjoy you will find out if it's staged or not how by by actually doing your own research i'm doing your own research on an internet video you're mad because i'm double chained up you're mad because i'm stacked up dude i didn't even notice i didn't even notice i have a shirt right here i see it and i and i was wearing another shirt and i went to go um because i wanted to wear this shirt for the lifeline yes and i went to go take it out of my driver's seat and or i'm sorry my passenger seat and put it on and when and when i did that the bottle of water that was on it opened up and spilled all over it is really wet and so i i noticed it spilled all over it after i put it on my other shirt and my other shirt was

completely all wet so now i'm like fucked I got two shirts that are completely wet, wet. And then I, instead of, and the other one was just gray. So it really showed up. So I'm wearing the more wet, the wetter shirt,

even though it looks less wet than the other one. And that's the end of the story, dude. Well, I'm glad. Cause that was one of the worst stories I've ever heard in my fucking life. I'm glad. I'm glad it's the end.

So that shirt is wet. You're saying? It it's so soaked i can't even believe it so you're gonna like turn everybody on when they notice like a wet t-shirt contest well i don't know i mean it depends on what you like plain and coy so so we'll see uh so so what's going on with you man i just told you okay well what's going on with me all right what's going on with you not much okay cool such a dude um lifeline worldwide here we go what do we have we got our fucking producer here that came up with some shit why don't you explain a little bit of it or what okay we're gonna give advice i mean shitting oh wow it was fucking in mid shit you know yeah someone's choking him we're gonna give advice go ahead okay okay well i'm gonna present some news stories

advices well it's solicited i don't know i actually don't know this what is oh you weren't on the text chain great i probably was but i don't read text and we're just gonna fucking i've retired from reading text chain. Great. I probably was, but I don't read texts anymore. We're just going to fucking... I've retired from reading texts. He's going to show us stuff in news, and we're going to give unsolicited advice to the people in the news. Lifeline Worldwide.

Okay, okay, okay. Let's do it. Okay, okay. Ah, this fuck. Okay. Oh, you saw this. I know this story. So listen, this is crazy.

A Canadian... Go ahead. A Canadian school board is, quote, standing behind a trans teacher who sparked protests after turning up to classes with giant prosthetic breasts. Big, round breasts. Some students have been skipping classes as students and parents alike don't think it's, quote, normal

and expect the school to step in and put a stop to this. Now, I can end this right now. Tits are too big, dude. Prosthetic or not not make them smaller this is unbelievable dude talk about the downstep sloping i mean you take a downstep this shit hits planes yeah well the thing that i here's what when i was reading about it i didn't really it didn't really land in my mind the way it seems to be landing in other people's minds it's become like a trans activist thing but like trans or not

it has nothing to do with trans or not them taters are way too fucking big and the nipples are too pointy at a school that's just kind of like inappropriate yeah you know i mean the nipples you know it has nothing to do with trans or not you know dude also trans people right now see this and they're like this oh Oh, my God. Right. It's not good for them and they know it. You know? This is a bad, stupid thing. That's like a sideshow.

It's actually a South Park episode. I think. Also, they're prosthetic. You don't even really have them. You definitely take them off when you get home. Are they not implants? They're prosthetic, it says, which means that he puts them on. She, I don't know.

She. Puts them on. If they're prosthetic, then which means that they're he puts them on she i don't know she puts them on if they're if they're prosthetic then they're not they're not implants right the best is that it probably ties them around the neck you know she teaches workshop and they got woodwork and shit i saw a video got my titty yeah it looks like she's gonna fucking cut her titty off because it's so big yeah you know she got two of them too so it's not even just one um but yeah i i it's not a trans issue it's not a fucking uh sensitivity issue in any way it's just a plain bottom line let's be real about it them taters it's so funny that like her you're coming off at the very end well them taters the taters are too big okay but it's so funny that like she's like at her desk and it's

just like she's knocking papers over and shit and like knocking over like shit there's a compass sticking out of it and she doesn't even feel it because it's great shit and she's got to peek over her bottom of the test yeah she moves her she's like let me grade your paper she goes like this with her titties double d yeah yeah i created double d uh all right well so get rid of your so what's the advice and so i'm off woodshop so i'm off All right. Well, that's... So get rid of your... Saw him off.

What's the advice then? Saw him off. Woodshop, saw him off. Lay him down on the table and saw him off. My issue with this is that the school board is being so careful.

Of course they are. And they're missing the point. Yep. You don't have to be careful. Like, if this was a cis woman, that would also be an issue yeah hey uh excuse me uh ma'am cis woman your real titties they're too big no i'm saying if someone came in trans cis right anything your titties are too big with the big giant vest of titties on okay

yeah vest of titties vest of titties starring bruce willis uh it's just not at school yeah The Vest of Titties. Vest of Titties. Starring Bruce Willis. It's just not... At school, it's not... Yeah. It's beyond not, quote, normal. It'd be great, yeah. It's just fucking such a distraction. It'd be great if a guy had such a large cock,

and it was so big in his pants, and he was drawing on a chalkboard and shit, and it was so distracting, and then every time he turned like and he was like drawing on a chalkboard and shit it was so distracting and then he would turn around every time you turn around there was like a little bit of chalk on it because it rubbed against the blackboard why are you talking about me in front of all these people so dumb had it locked and loaded the whole time all right um all right so yeah so cut your titties off whoops oh just leave the vest of titties at home and just be a regular ass teacher yeah dude all Also, I love how all the students, they interviewed a bunch of students

and they were like, oh, we don't really care. Yeah. That was the best part. Yeah. So if the students don't care, leave the vest of titties on, I guess. Who knows, you know?

Yeah. All right. Yeah. Cool. I think we have another one. Oh, we got another one. The new monarch, King Charles, was shown signing a visitor's book

in front of cameras at Hillsborough Castle near Belfast. He reacted after the pen he was using leaked on him. He was seen saying, quote, oh God, I hate this, and quote, I can't bear this bloody thing, dot, dot, dot, every stinking time. He had a problem with the pen. I saw this video. Did you see the video?

No. It was so pussy the way he was being about it. Well, of course it was. I mean, oh God, I hate this. It's unbelievable. How do you not know you're being, there's a video being taken of you right now. Right. Well, here's the deal.

And always. There has always been cameras on him, but now especially. So he should have been ready for this moment. And the whole excuse of like, well, he's just like getting his bearings. Motherfucker's 73, dude. Right. He's been waiting for this for the last 30 years,

just waiting for his mom to finally die. Yeah. And in the first week, he's just like, this fucking pen motherfucker. You know what I mean? Which is why I like him now.

Oh, for fuck. Now I like him. Honestly. Whatever to the whole monarchy thing, everybody's so up in arms one way or the other. People either love the whole thing

or fucking like are so angry about the whole thing. Yeah. It has no power anymore it's a fucking figurehead position whatever the guys get brought in so much money i mean charles specifically has brought so much money to charity and shit whatever dude get off his back but anyway it was so fucking so be less bitch so pussy about the less bitch cameras are always on you if a pen malfunctions just laugh it off, dude. Yeah, exactly. Don't blow up in front of cameras.

Yeah. Okay, cool. All right, well, let's take some fucking... Let's do the videos. That was great. The real things? Yeah, the real videos. The videos that people send in to do this shit.

Remember, Lifeline Live, we're going to be taking your phone calls and Zooming with you guys. Get tickets to that under this video. Go ahead. October 19th. It's a bitch. This shit. Hey, my thank yous. Oh. Belly here. go ahead october 19th it's a bitch that's it hey matt and chris belly here i am from the netherlands and i noticed actually you never had a video from the netherlands before but i want you to know here

also we are very big fans of the podcast so thank you and my question is i have a girl that I've been seeing for a couple months now, and I love her, and I want to say this to her. But here in Holland, it's more tradition for the girl to say it the first time. Oh, wow. Okay. But she's not from here, so I don't know how I can kind of lock her into saying it to me. And then I say it back, obviously. So any help would be great. Thank you.

I know what you're saying. Make up a story about a friend of yours that is from Holland. And he started dating a girl who didn't know the customs. And he was like, what she didn't know was that she, because the custom here is that the woman says, I love you first. And then pause and then say, what do you think about that? Isn't that crazy? Yeah. Yeah.

Isn't that crazy? And then say, what do you think about that? And then say, do you have anything of your own that you want to say about that? Would you like to add anything to our lives? Yeah. I think, no way, dude. Yeah, just say you love her. No, listen. Just say you love her no listen

just say you love her you're gonna dry it up what you gotta be cool you gotta be sexy you gotta be assertive and you gotta be like I know

I don't know if you know this but in Holland it is very custom for a woman to say to the man they love them first

I know you are not from here I also don't give two fucks about that i love you well that's see that's good yeah that was a terrible attempt at getting his accent right yeah it's bad but that's good yeah you explain it and then say i don't care about that okay japanese i think um yeah you explain the whole thing and then you say that's the thing no i love

you so much i don't care about customs also she doesn't come here and give me a big wet kiss pretty mama so bad you know what i mean so disgusting um i think that i something a bad guy would say in a movie before he tries to kill the good guy uh i think that the love interest of the good guy i think that you have to uh not even say any of it and just do it if you feel it yeah i agree with don't even say like the tradition what do i say about tradition it's always bad it leads to wars if you actually uh uphold this tradition you're directly causing casualties of war it's war dude it creates war tradition is the worst thing for the planet i think i think what it really is is it's war dude it creates war tradition is the worst thing for the planet i think i think what it really is is it's not tradition innately it's holding on too tightly to tradition

yeah can get you into fucking some serious trouble uh including wars you know there you go uh but it doesn't tradition doesn't directly lead to war automatically you know you're actually killing people if you don't tell her you love her. But the truth, the bottom line about the advice is, and we agree, we don't always agree, just tell her you love her. Yeah. Also, that guy was fucking handsome. Handsome. That guy was hand.

Okay. All right. He was a beautiful- He was a good looking guy, yeah. And hand. All right. Next one. Hey, Chris and Matt. Also beautiful.

I'm a fan of the podcast. you guys um so me and my man's recently got married because he's a military man and he got orders somewhere else and in order for us to be together we needed to be married or else he'd have to live on a boat wow so long story short we're also in love but long story short we're married also in love. But long story short, we're married. And my parents have been very supportive and loving. And my mom told me that my brother said that I'm not making the right choice. He's older than me. And my sister told me that this is a mistake and I'm too young.

And she's younger than me. And it just really sucks not to have like my full family support. And I just, I don't know if I should reach out to them or if I should just let it be and just live my best life. What do you guys think? Cute. Uh,

was that coming out of her? That dog? I think, I think she was giving birth during, I think that, uh, your parents got to be, that's the thing about love,

man. It's blind whether you like it or not. This may be the greatest idea in your life. It may be the worst idea in your life. But your family has to support you through it. They have to support you. They have to say, look, if this is what you're going to do, this is what we think. But if this is what you're going to do, I'm going to shut up and I'm going to fucking just be there for you.

And, you know, you got to marry who you love. And I don't know how young you are. I don't know how old he is. You can't not marry someone because your family doesn't like that person though. No, no. That's not something you can do.

Yeah, okay. Yeah. I thought you were saying that you need the support to be able to marry. No, no, no, no. I'm saying the family, this is advice for the family.

You got to support her. Got it, okay. Yeah. What's the boat thing? I don't know about the boat thing. I don't know, but something, she made it sound like the married men yeah can be on non-boats oh wow i don't yeah well then it's good

you got married but yeah thank god also i'm a fucking solid also how about this dude say this to your sister your sister says you're too young to get married say well you know what you're younger than me you're too young to even know what the fuck i'm doing in my life how about that you're too young to make a decision if i'm too young to make a decision. If I'm too young to make a decision, guess who's even too younger and too young to make a decision? You. And you're also trying to do it on my life. I rest my case.

Spin move out of there, dude. Is her sister younger? She just, she said the sister was younger. Yeah. What the fuck does she know, dude? Yeah, man. I think you got to do what you want to do. It's beautiful you're in love.

It's hard enough to find somebody out there, especially these days during these weird times. It's great. You're doing it right, especially these days during these weird times. It's great. You're doing it right. Yeah, don't have any regrets. If it doesn't work out, it doesn't work out. It's not like you fucked up, though, if it doesn't work out. You tried it.

You're in love. That's the most important thing she said in that video. Yeah. We're in love. You're in love. Fucking try to make it work. If it doesn't work, it's nobody's fault. It's just fucking life.

Yep. Next one. Hey, Chris and Matt. If it doesn't work, it's nobody's fault. It's just fucking life. Next one. Hey, Chris and Matt. My name is Joe. I'm calling in today to ask for advice on things to say to a friend who thinks every girl wants to fuck him.

Oh, the worst. You know, he says it about girlfriends of our friends. Oh, no, dude. It just makes me feel like whenever I get a girlfriend what are you gonna say about her you know is this guy calling about me it's just kind of weird and no you know it's a hard thing because there aren't many things you can tell to a guy like that without hurting his feelings yeah that's true fragile ego any advice would help i'd love to hear your guys take on it you know i love the show

and uh yeah wow thanks i mean you know all right dude well first of all you're right that not every woman wants to fuck this guy so all you really have to do is say hey you know like if it bothers you enough i mean it would bother me i've had friends like that that do that and they definitely don't realize they're doing it they don't't think, if you ask them point blank, does every woman want to fuck you? They would say no. Right. Every time someone new shows up in their life, they say it. So in effect, they do think-

Case by case basis, but every case, yes. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. So I think what you would want to say is like, hey, you know, like you say that a lot, almost about like every woman that crosses like comes into our life like what you know like women have tastes like why do you say that about every woman like one of these women at least is bound to not actually monosexually so what's up the format is a question don't be like hey motherfucker you know what you do yeah no just be like yeah no it's actually agree with him every single time agree with him yeah i'd be like dude yeah it actually

is crazy she really did want to fuck you and what's what's crazy is i'm realizing is that every girl that we run into absolutely wants to fuck you and then he'll be back on his feet and he'll be like so what do you think yeah he'll know secretly he does it too much and he'll stop doing it you think so i do i don't know if i'll stop thinking it but it's also he thought here's the thing biological biologically men have to think that because that's what makes them pursue women no nobody pursues a woman more than a guy who thinks that uh she likes him because and that's biological you have to think that women like you otherwise you wouldn't try as much and we need to perpetuate our species but i would argue nothing is more important than correctly reading the room that that is true but not when it comes

to perpetuating our species yes no specifically then you don't want to be a creep that like hits on every fucking woman because he thinks every woman societally you don't but when it comes to humanity and moving our species forward that's what we we need. Yes, he knows it. Maybe we're little fucking cavemen, but it's 2022. I know, but we still have that midbrain activated like cavemen. Yes, he's smart and figured it out, dude. Wow, so unbelievably annoying.

It's annoying, but it's true. The way you are being, not what you were saying. Even when it's cold and hard. The way you are being is so annoying. And truthful. Go ahead. Continue.

So I think that, I think that, yeah, I think that you should just completely agree with him about that all the time. That's a lot of work though. Not really. It's also, you're going to have more fun with it. You're pissed off and it's so annoying. Yeah. And you're going to, if you just agree with him, at least you have like an inside joke

with yourself. What's up with this friend though? I remember when I had a friend like that, I was like, I don't like this guy really and then i was stopped being friends with him i liked him a lot and one of the reasons was because of that because it was so funny to me really and i'd be like bro you always think and you'd be like no i don't but like all right all right but he's uh yeah different strokes you know yeah takes all kinds you know what i'm saying um it's pretty vague but yeah yeah all right cool so next one so close so hey chris and matt what's up greetings from germany love you guys i hope you guys are doing well oh yeah um there's this thing i've been thinking about for a long time now and it's the

fact that i'm 21 look at his eyes and when people ask me if i want to have kids in the future my answer is always no but not because i don't want to have kids in fact i would love to but i just feel like the world is kind of shitty man yeah and it's not life because life rips of course and it's beautiful but um that's a really good i don't know man kids are just addicted to their phone they are having all these mental health problems you know not to be dramatic also but the rainforests they are dying the oceans the animals man i don't know what's gonna happen in the next hundred years maybe wars because of clean water man i don't know yeah and it's not like i'm planning to have kids anytime soon because like i said i'm 21 But I feel like if I keep this mentality, not many women in the future will want to stay with me.

Because what if they want to have kids? Yeah, right. You know? So since, of course, Chris, you had Kelvin pretty recently. I'm wondering if that's something you guys have ever thought about. Absolutely. If this fear is reasonable. Yeah.

Would love to hear your answer love you guys bye you're the most attractive man i've ever yeah he's so beautiful uh inside and out too not has nothing to do with his looks well he is beautiful i know but besides that okay you want to go first or what i've actually thought that uh recently a lot because irresponsible to not think that at least think about it yeah yeah i mean i see calvin and it brings me such joy and i would i of course wanted to have him we planned on it and we had him and he's the love of our lives um no offense to matt you know because i've known matt much longer but you know no it's all good you know it happens well life goes on and what are you gonna to do? Yeah. Yeah. So I just think that it's, I do, I think be careful feeling that because, you know, it's such an overwhelming feeling.

If that's what you decide, fine, decide it and let it go. But like that's a tricky thing that could lead you into all sorts of like emotional turmoil. I mean, that's the world is fucked but the world's always fucked the world's always been fucked it's actually right like in a lot of ways it's better than it's ever been so uh you know every generation if you talk to them they're like oh this is fuck i thought about it today dude i'm over there i gotta i gotta i gotta coffee and i go to the thing and there's i was like where the straws is over there and they're the goddamn paper straws and i'm, this is so fucking annoying that we got to deal with this

shit. And then I'm the old guy saying this about this generation. And, and it's, it's always that like my parents did it. His parents did it. Hey, the world's gone to shit. Um, and I don't know, man. I mean, like deciding to not have a kid because of that reason is a pretty, if that's the reason, I'm not saying it's not a reason, but it's just quite the hard line to take. Yeah. I mean, it's definitely, I think it's a sign of a more responsible person, the person who thinks this through as a consideration as for having kids or not. I think a lot of people choose to not have kids and that is one of the big reasons and if you so choose then that is fine everybody's everybody their

decision to have them or not is fucking fine i hate people who are like you have to or like it's so there are people out there who are like you are being so irresponsible to have a child and the and that is such a first world thing that is you're being irresponsible to irresponsible to have a child. And that is such a first world thing. You're being irresponsible to what? To have a child. The future. Because of the fucking environment. I mean, birth rates are down for the first time ever.

I mean, in America. No, in the world. No, not in third world countries. It fucking shit skyrockets. Oh, okay. But birth rates in America are down. Birth rates among white people are way, way, way down. Yeah.

And the thing is though, none of that shit matters. You need to decide for yourself. At the end of the day, you can't be making decisions for the world. Ah, yes. If you personally care that much about the environment, then it still is about you, though. You can't be thinking about the world. You got to be thinking about yourself and the things that may come. How good are you at dealing with adversity? Like things like this,

like the world may change, but the world always changes. Nothing is ever the same from one generation to another. Bad things might happen and good things might happen too. You really don't know. So you have to think about this though.

I mean, you're 21 now, so this doesn't matter. But as you get to be 31, 41, you have to start thinking about what the future is going to be like for you. Do you want children in that future? Yeah. And so like there's a lot of different things

you have to think about. Yeah. And either decision is fine, but you got to just think it all the way through, which it sounds like you're absolutely doing so. And again, you're 21. You have so much time, so much time to make these decisions. But it's good that you're thinking about them now.

And don't worry about it, but just keep thinking about it. Yeah. Don't decide anything yet, though, is what I would say right now. Well, you can't. Because also, it won't matter. What you decide now, when you're 31, you're going to look back on many, many things and think, wow, I can't believe I thought that. And this could very well be one of them. You know what I mean?

Yeah. And also you're going to have kids because there's no way. I mean, dude, you know. Yeah. Women will clamor over your sperm. Right. Because you are a physically, mentally, emotionally top of the fucking pyramid in every way. Beautiful, sexy, empathetic uh caring uh wise intelligent

yep beyond your years you are a fucking specimen that every now it's embarrassing every woman who can bear children will want your sperm to reproduce with their... Shut the fuck up! Talking about the German guy. He's a beautiful specimen. I think that, yeah, careful what you wish for or don't wish for, bro. If anybody should be reproducing, it's you, though, because you're a beautiful guy and you're clearly

smart. You care about things. All right, cool. I wish i could have children because i would want to have his children okay anyway that's gay but okay yo matt chris huge fan of the show thank you that's it that's dope um i was gonna you guys are great i want to make this quick i only got one question for you and it's this. Are my pants too tight? Oh, do they look cool? Like is my shirt too long? And is my pants too tight?

Not if you're a busboy. Or does this fit fucking Schmack? You know what I mean? Schmack! Is this fire? Let me know, please. I value your guys' opinions. Is that like?

Yeah, please let me know. Bro, this guy, honestly, that outfit was the shit in 2016. That was a great video. In 2016, that outfit fucking banged. The long shirt and the tightest shit shits. The pants that tight, I never liked. It looks like they're painted on.

How do you get in and out of them? Those are particularly tight. I like tight pants. I wear tight pants. Some of them are too tight. I'm going to be honest. Those look a bit too tight. It is a little weird, though, because you have tight pants and a loose, long shirt.

You look a little bit too much like a bell. You know what I mean? Right, right. A parrot. If you just fucking, a parrot. You're just like, this will go ding, ding, ding. Yeah, it's too much, man, I think. But that's your style.

You got the long dangly cross earring you know i definitely said i wanted to do that and you copied it from me but no no i've been wanting to do that forever i said congratulations years ago george michael no no no like i watch your fucking shitty show dude um dude i watch your shitty ass show dude you're caught up so i feel like um uh keep the earring tailor the shirt and uh get a little bit of bag also baggy jeans are kind of the thing to do now right what did it say on his shin by the way is that right baggy pants are the thing now yeah like jinkos remember jinkos yeah i know i had a pair of jinkos i was i never had cooler than when i wore jinkos dude yeah i i don't i need to get baggy

pants i have one pair of baggy pants and I don't really wear them too much. Baggy? I'm not into baggy. I'm into loose, but not like- Loose. I mean- Baggy shirts and shit, puffy ass fucking jackets, baggy ass sweaters, weigh in. The pants too.

Baggy pants? Not for me. Well, but that's what's in. Look at, go to Justin Bieber's Instagram and you'll see. Well, guess who doesn't want to follow Justin Bieber style? Well, I do. I want to follow Hailey Bieber style. No shit.

That's why I wore those big fucking Balenciaga things. That's some Hailey Bieber shit. I want to follow her dad style, Stephen. Now we're talking. Is that her dad or her uncle? Stephen Baldwin is Hailey Baldwin Bieber's dad. He's great. He got a baby shark, a grandpa shark tattoo on his chin.

Grampy shark. Dude, fucking follow Stephen Baldwin on Instagram. Stephen Baldwin 7. The guy's now a fucking man of God, you could say. Just like me. That would actually

be an understatement. He's a man of God. He has found God. All the fucking Baldwin boys, they all just like, they all went like a firework all in different directions,

you know? And Stephen went the direction of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. All right. Next one. Chris and Matt, you know um and steven went the direction of our lord and savior jesus christ all right next one chris and matt what's up enjoy the show very much chris i saw you in dallas or st. grand priory grand prairie what you called it um my question is about shaving so i shave my arms because i'm working on you know a full sleeve of tattoos. I think it looks better when they're shaved

So you can see them better. I also trim up my chest and my stomach when it's pool season But people think it's weird because I don't shave my legs or face Much time they're pretty hairy. So I kind of have like a half and half things on Not a huge deal to me my wife likes my arms shaved and my chest and stomach shaved also got to keep you know the downstairs trimmed up and looking nice um but just wonder what you guys think is it weird that i shave half and not the other half is it weird at all uh let it grow yeah i guess let me know what you think bro this guy's a good looking guy if he just let it go he would be fucking so smoking let it go i mean the sleeves i understand because

like you want the tattoos to show no i'm saying i understand okay i wouldn't do it yeah yeah at least you're shaving your chest come on yeah what are you doing chest hair is the thing dude my question is do you want to be smoking i mean i probably does want to be smoking do you want to be smoking you want to be a good looking dude you're a good looking dude bro you want to be smoking let that shit go out and your girl bro she thinks she likes it bro she thinks she likes it but when you come in like a fucking beast let her go away for two weeks and then come back and you come out you're just fucking you got just straight up like you know puffed out here and just even let it grow on the do it she'll be like oh you're asking her when she's not ovulating ask her when she's ovulating you know ask her when

she's ask her when it's that time when the eggs are dropping ask her when it's that time hey should i shave my chest she goes i don't know man bro i'm telling you man keep the hair chest hair is not a thing to shave chest hair is a thing to value and protect. Okay? You don't get rid of it. To get rid of it, it's a sacrilege. It is a sin. It is one of the Ten Commandments.

If you're religious. No, it was the 11th. God said, do not shave your chest. God said, and that was when God came down to earth and said, ask them when they ovulating. Oh. Ah, ask them the three days when they're ovulating. Sperm lives for 48 hours.

You love that. So ask them within four days. You love that stat. You love that fact. When you splurt your nut batter inside of them, it needs to be a day earlier than the three days or the sperm will die. Don't ever say nut batter again. Okay?

It's better than sperm, which is what you say. Sperm is like the actual term. You're not fucking Bill Nye, dude. Nut batter is what people in fraternities say in like the midwest bro check it out come visit my room i have a black light in it when you turn the black light on you can see the nut patter all over my sheets absolutely not going to hell going to hell oh yeah yeah dude yeah all right well ask them when they're ovulating leave the leg hair

leave the chest hair arm hair whatever do your fucking thing that you want to do about the tattoos but uh also shave this that maybe this has to go yeah that's a that's a terrible thing this has to go yep the soul patch oh no has to go has to go. Has to stay. Has to stay. Has to stay. Whatever you want. A hockey pokey. Do the hockey pokey. A baseball.

A third base coach. All right, cool. Next. David Arquette. What's up, Chris and Matt? How do you like me on screen? I'm a huge fan of the show. My name's John, and I'm from South Africa, but obviously, I'm sure Chris probably picked

that up already with his incredible accent skills. Except for how? So, I have a little thing that I've always worried about. Well, not worried about, but just wondered about. I was going to say that. Smashed him. Whether I'm actually being a dick or not. But when someone dies and people, you know, they post things on facebook or instagram or whatever or social

media you know that's fine that's their way to grieve you know they're it's an outlet for them to to to release some of their grief you know and i get but when you get like two or three years down the line and you see people posting on social media saying like writing open letters to the person who's passed away as if they're going to read it something yeah still using this outlet like it for me sometimes it feels like they're using the person's death as a way to draw attention to themselves yeah which i feel is kind of shitty yeah but obviously you know i've had people in my family die i've never felt the need to write letters out in public because I feel like, why? It makes no sense, you know.

But if I'm being an asshole, please feel free to tell me. And yeah, would love to get your guys' opinion on this. Thank you very much. Love you guys so much. Thank you. Have a great day. People grieve in different ways. I get it if you want to post a tribute when it happens but any

after that maybe a year after but like when you're writing all the time it's like dude hey get over it publicly at least i mean i don't know if it's a family thing i get it ongoing but dude if it's like for chris cornell which happens all the time yeah true david bowie shit like that is just like what are you doing you're just expressing your fandom you don't like can't possibly like grieve their death three four five years on if it's your fucking beloved uncle or parent or child i fucking get it it's still like too much but like you said people grieve in different ways yeah yeah so i don't ever have a problem with like missing you dad like five years on whatever it is that's fine but that yeah the celebrity thing is not but also like a little thing i don't know though man like i i you know when i see stuff

for some reason like people who die tragically or you know or like too young then i kind of get it you know if they were just like oh you would have been this age today you know yeah but like if you're like your people do like your grandma like she was like fucking 98 it's like dude you lucked out yeah that's a good yeah she lucked out you lucked out what are you like you know yeah people are fucking getting shot right now yeah well but it's all relative they're not gonna like oh they're not all her relatives some random person that gets shot you know no i know i know i know i get it bro it is sometimes frustrating but you can kind of delineate the difference between somebody who actually gives a fuck and then just some like thought that's like oh my god i loved heath ledger

yeah that's like you like the joke are you fucking idiot yeah uh that was funny when you said they're all relatives yeah i know but it went on it did go on notice that's why i wanted to call it out thank you you know all right uh yeah let's do the next one i guess oh yeah what's up matt and chris so chris just saw you in dc shows rad yeah we did a meet and greet afterwards the picture was sick after further review of the picture afterwards i realized you had a sharpie in your hand and i was just like mess it up opportunity missed i had to sign my jordan ones or something but i was too concerned with chopping it up with you and having a moment with you i remember this guy so leads me to my question how do you prefer meet and greets to go and then matt if somebody rolls up on you in public or spots you somewhere because the show

that's so popular yeah how would you want a fan to interact with you appreciate you guys looking forward to the advice i feel like i've talked about this you do it uh when it happens uh i just as long as they don't want to like carry on some fucking conversation about a thing i don't really know about or or even worse something i've talked about on either this podcast or a previous one uh sometimes people have seen american animal want to talk about that like just i it's not that like i don't appreciate it but like nobody not just me nobody wants to stop and have a long even a short conversation with a stranger full stop you know what i mean but obviously you say something you're you're

happy to see someone you care about. People appreciate that. But the only rule is never, ever while they're eating. And that's what I've always thought, even as a kid. I didn't want to go up to people that I saw, celebrities, whatever the fuck, while they're eating. People do it all the time when I'm eating and with my kid. It just seemed wrong, yeah. Yeah. I still take pictures.

But if you're going to be selfish, be selfish. Like, don't come up and be like, I don't want to bother you, but I know you're with your kid, and I know you hate this. It's like, oh, so you just fucking don't like, you don't give a fuck about me? Would you rather them pretend they're oblivious, though? I get that. I'd rather them be like, dude, can I get a pic?

Yeah, 100%. Less words or what? Well, no, because it's like'm i'm not a fool right well do you know what i mean no but like uh yeah i don't know there's no i'm not happy to do the meat and greens i used to fucking hate doing them and now i like them and dude i think it has to do with the cbd and i'm not joking dude i'm not joking plugging away dude no i'm not even dude i i don't know what it is i'm like generally happier and a more appreciative person maybe it's all the therapy but i fucking straight up that but it could be the cbd helping i i

straight up i'm like oh cool i'm engaged in conversations i like doing meet and greets i you know i do a hundred each show which is it takes a long time but uh it's also good for my yaper it's good for my pocket you do what i do a hundred me a hundred people each show oh my god but it keeps my pockets you know fat like a beetle okay okay well i mean that's good good for you people obviously love it i just yeah i like it i like doing it and i appreciate and i remember that guy he's a nice guy just be nice just be nice as long as you're nice just be nice yeah that's true hey bro we need to get a pick none of that shit that we don't need to do anything trust me yeah yeah i'm not doing you're not doing me a favor bro yeah be nice and be uh deferential yes that's the word yeah all right cool hey matt and chris um i'm a big fan i love you guys depend on you guys thank you so much um for this podcast my question you know how men just

seem to get better and sexier as they age or at least a lot of them do um my husband is just getting more and more beautiful hotter and hotter and um i'm 45 we are 45 he works at a bar and I can see I don't go there very often but when I do I can see how 20 30 year old women women of all ages how they look at him yeah and you know they just wish he would take them home I've seen him like desperately try to touch him. Like, as they hand him their credit card, like, grab his arm with both hands and lean in to make sure he can hear them or whatever. He must have been me or something. He's not crazy like that. I'm really insecure to meet anybody as his wife because I'm just thinking, or they're wondering, like, if there's an attractiveness gap.

Oh, come on. Use a babe, dude. And meanwhile, I don't know, just the way I grew up and at the time period I grew up, I feel like it's always been a priority to look good and be pretty on top of being a mother and having a career and all that. And I just feel like I want to be free of that at this age i feel like it could be my time to relax and not have to anyway but it's not what do i do um any advice not necessarily what i do just any advice um okay thanks of all people like she's truly like really pretty but that doesn't matter

even he loves you yeah i mean first of all i yeah the fact that she's 45 is crazy she looks way younger than 45 and how about this you want to do tit for tat i guarantee more guys would sleep with you than women would sleep no question there's no question there's no question so he works in an environment that lends itself to that shit you don't you just said people are getting drunk at the bar it's like you know so i understand a bartender i don't know if he's a bartender but he's like a thing that like yeah has like something you goes along with it it's yeah you going to the bar is like literally go uh going online and searching for hate about yourself it's just's just, you're gonna find a reason to get insecure about it.

Just, that's his shit. If you trust him, great. If you're not insecure about that, great. And if you're insecure about getting worse looking, it actually kind of breaks my heart a little bit that you say you worry that people think that there's an attractiveness gap. Nobody's thinking that.

Nobody's thinking that. I can tell you right now, I see you and I see your face. Nobody's thinking that. Nobody's thinking that. I mean, I'm not saying that doesn't exist. People probably do think that about people, but it's not happening in your situation. It's way less than people who are in relationships think it happens because everybody's always down on themselves and up on their partner because they fucking love them. Yeah. But there's a version of that that's probably in his head too but honestly you don't need to feel that way because you are a beautiful woman and uh he loves you and and beauty

is uh beauty is also something that sort of grows and changes with age from the point of view of the partner you know they might not be like ah you're like you don't look exactly like you did when you were like fucking 21 or whatever but you're so many other things now to the partner as well uh and it's not like you have a problem in the fucking looks department so i get where you're coming from but uh those women would only be, if anything, just plain jealous of you. That's it. They would want to be in your position. You are at the top of the pyramid in these women's minds because you are the one that gets to go home with him.

Think of it like that. And do the horizontal mamba with him. No one's looking at you thinking, well, what's he doing married to her? People are thinking, damn, I wish I was her. You're the one who gets to fucking back it up right into his midsection. You're the one who gets- Back it up, yeah. You're the one who gets to go to Runk City with him.

You're the one who gets to do the horizontal mambo. You're the one who gets to 69 with him. Okay. You're the one who gets to go down on him in the car when you're driving. I had a guy call in or a session with a guy who was like, and I'm not going to get too into it, but he was talking about how he has a crisis of confidence. a session with a guy who was like, and I'm not going to get too into it, but he was talking about how he has like a crisis of confidence. And I was like,

looking at the guy when we first fucking went on Zoom and I saw his face, I was like, oh, this motherfucker, he's so goddamn handsome. And then he's talking about a crisis of confidence.

I'm like, this fucking guy's like a regular hot guy, dude. Yeah. You know? But people, when it comes to themselves yeah their fucking perspective is so warped you're not who you are on the outside you who you are

on the inside and you're on the inside and you don't you know what i mean like yeah but also they judge themselves on the outside incorrectly well yeah that's what i'm saying like you don't necessarily have the brain of somebody stereotypically or that we would think has the brain that somebody who comes with that outside looks like and i said all those words together and they make sense it seems they don't make sense yes they do if you took a transcript of it you could read it and it would all fuck you have to read two or three times but i have to do that when i read fucking you immediately have to say what i said made sense i swear the chances of what you said having made sense are tiny so tolstoy didn't say that in any of his books, you're saying?

Tolstoy did not say, I swear to God, what I just wrote made sense. No. In Russian or whatever? Absolutely not. Even in the Russian versions? Absolutely not. They translated to English and they didn't have that? Absolutely not.

Okay. Well, I'm saying he's the one that gets to dine on some fried butterfly. And when you go home with him, right? Tolstoy? No, your husband gets to dine on some fried butterfly. What the fuck is that? You know what fried butterfly is. I know what a butterfly is and I know what frying something is, but what the fuck is

fried butterfly? Imagine it. Imagining it. What it looks like and imagine it pink. But then it wouldn't be pink. Imagine a fried butterfly and imagine it pink. Okay, I'm doing it. What is it?

You know what it is, right? Yeah, I guess I get it now, okay? I don't want to say it because I don't want to get age restricted. Yeah, I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it.

Okay. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. So you're the lucky one.

You're the winner. You win, dude. Yeah, you won. This girl's a winner. She won. You know? I want to see the guy, though. though i mean i bet he honestly looks in the vicinity of me somehow right nuts yeah yeah he wants to he doesn't just rest assured he looks

like you dude when do you think you look best uh now oh what do you mean handsomeness oh in my age your whole life when do you think you look best what was your peak looking i think i get i actually do think i get more handsome as I get older. You, like five, six years ago. Me. I agree. Every day is. I was banging five years ago, dude.

Well, you look exactly the same, so it's all right. I know, but I also, but there's something about me behind my face that makes me fucking incredibly attractive. Oh, I was going to say the opposite. You look good and then you look deeper and deeper and deeper and then it's just no, no, no, no, no.

No. No, there's something crazy about me that just activates fucking all sorts of men and women but i bet her husband looks something like me which is crazy to do it's not true you know what i mean uh it's nuts to look like she obviously lives in denver because of look at her and the and so we'll find when i go to denver which is in november they'll come to my show and i'll see how hot he is anyway okay yeah i want to know send a send a pic of the husband or a video in motion at the bar something like a live photo yeah yeah okay cool all right let's do it next what is up chris and matt hey love you guys love the show yeah keep it super short and simple because i know that's how my babies love it.

My name is Nate, and I'm a real estate agent here in Spokane, Washington. No shit. And as an agent, all of my salary and pay comes from commission, which means that if I don't sell houses, I don't get paid. And most of my family understands this, and so they like to support me. But recently, I found out my brother listed his home on the market with another agent. That's great. And he didn't even know this agent and also decided not to tell me. And so I had to find out because one of my

clients sent it to me to go tour it. And I had to be like, Oh, that's my brother's house that I didn't know that was on the market. So what would you do in this situation? What would you do if your family didn't support you in your career? I also haven't really confronted him about it so should i confront him or just let it go thanks 100 gajillion bajillion percent confront him and 100 fucking let him know that that is fucking john malkovich unacceptable behavior what the fuck is that first i mean at least let's assume they're very close but let's assume it's me and you then that's fucked up if if if that happened between us i would abs and you were the one that did it i would be like you know dude what that would be doing insane if i did that with you but i would just be like what are you hard on my sleeve just like what why would you do that? And I would go like this, eating M&Ms.

Dude, don't hate the fucking game. I'm just trying to stack Yaper. I mean, then I would absolutely kill you. Dude, hey, dude, I know we're blood, but when you're trying to stack Yaper, blood ain't got nothing to do with it. Jerking a guy off. No, I mean, you absolutely. I get the heartbreak, baby baby but yaper's yaper not only reserve the right to uh do that you should do that for your own peace of mind dude that shit would make me not

even be able to sleep at night yeah go up to him be like don't call him don't text him see him and be like what were you thinking what are you doing what are you doing you're my brother why would you do that yes i mean yeah yes uh but okay what about you motherfucker well hi yes i know this blazer is too blue but why did you try to you know what i mean yeah start with that start with something that is going to really hook them in right unite the two of you on the same boat we both agree this blazer is too blue i should get a different one maybe more muted so anyway why did you yes but what would the feeling don't just why did you list a house and it's not is it because of my blazers too blue do you know what i mean right this isn't a color that should be a blazer right it should be candy are you saying lead him into the wrong answer so it gives you the right there we go right

right okay well yeah okay yes and then what this blazer is the the color of something that would be hanging on a christmas tree or something like Anyway, why did you list your house not with me? For instance, we both agree that this blazer is too blue. Now, do we also agree that it's shitty that you did this with the listing? Yes, 100%. Yeah. Because they're both equally as obvious. Let's list ridiculous things. The color of this blazer, you listed a house and didn't use me as your real estate agent. Do you have any? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So here are the list of very obvious things that we absolutely agree on. One, this blazer is way, way, way too blue. Two, you listing a house with a realtor who is not me, very, very shitty. Three, the Holocaust what Hitler did is very bad. Yes. And four- Ballparks. If my character was a character in a

movie, I would be the aid to a politician. So now let's- Yes. Or just in real life, I look like an aid to a politician. Yes, 100%. Maybe you thought Yeah. Or just in real life, I look like an aid to a politician. Yes. A hundred percent. Maybe you thought- Yes. To give you the benefit of the doubt, maybe you didn't remember-

Right. I'm a real estate agent. You looked at me and thought, that is an aid- Yes. To a democratic politician- Right. A hundred percent.

From Oregon. Yep. You know what I mean? Yeah. A woman. And so- Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Democrat without question. Right. Right. Right. Yeah. So, yeah, man, you got to bring it up. It is weird. If you are close with them, it's it's especially weird but yeah you just be like yo why did you

well do you not think i'm good at it because he might say something like off which is still wrong but he might be like oh fuck i thought because we were family i shouldn't have done it and then at least you could be like oh and be like i'm so sorry it might be that but you could also fix it so so definitely bring it up just be like oh if it's that he just be like well of course either way you should have asked me though it's super weird thing like why wouldn't you at least come to me if you thought it was illegal or something then like just come to me about it like it would be super weird like if you were having a a roast of yourself and fucking mark norman was emceeing it you know i'd be like what the fuck i do like

mark norman though i mean yeah he's funny but like you know i'd be like what the fuck i do like mark norman though i mean yeah he's funny but like you know i'm your brother that's a good idea i might do a roast of myself mark norman host it sounds like a good idea no no i show up at the blue blazer all right uh yeah i think that that's bad dude that dude that's that is top level shitty that Your brother did that, dude. You know? I just get confused. It's you. You did it.

What the fuck? Yeah, dude. I mean, you are 100% right. All right. Gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta bring it up. Gotta, gotta, gotta. Gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta bring it up. Gotta, gotta, gotta. Gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta. Is there another one or no? Gotta, gotta, gotta. Dude. Gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta bring it up. Okay.

Gotta, gotta, gotta. Gotta, gotta, gotta. All right. That's stupid. Gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta bring it up. Okay. Don't do that. What were you going to say?

I don't want you to be doing that. Isn't that crazy? So listen, we got the Lifeline live show. It's October 19th, Matt's birthday show. 6 p.m. Pacific. Watchlifeline.com for tickets. Below, it's in the comments. So click on that the tickets

get more expensive as time goes on so get them now a bunch of people are signing up and you can call in and we can fucking chat about your shit like this real estate agent guy we could literally be like hold on how close you with your brother yeah yeah yeah it's only it's only 15 bucks right now right now gotta get in there dude that's a good price and in four days it moves up to 150 dollars so you might want to get in there yeah no it doesn't but uh we also surprise we also have surprises and stuff for it right that's going to show his anus um so yeah and you also can get one-on-one advice sessions with matt at mattdalia.com yeah if you have a question watch lifeline.com go there send in a video and there's's also merch. Get that Spin Move Mentality shits. And all the other things, lifelinemerch.com.

And I will see you soon, Savannah and Raleigh. I will see you soon. I've been wearing the crew neck merch, dude. It's popping. You got to get that shit. Get it fast. I mean, I'm about to wrap. Are we done?

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