Lifeline - 55. REUNITED

Episode Date: April 30, 2023

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uh no actually you never thought that why do people not think about this and talk about it more i don't sprouts look like sperms i mean i exactly like sperms i i'm trying to keep it clean so it don't curse for the first 10 minutes uh i don't know if it does a little bit it does yeah but it's more of a bud on the end of a oh i see no I see. Less of a curved head. I think it's like a fat part that goes into an egg and then the squiggly part

is like the body of the sperm, you know? So when I'm eating a sandwich, let's say, with sprouts on it, I'm like, wow, I'm eating so many sperms. So I'm like, I've never done this before, wow. I'm like, wow, I'm eating so many sperms. Okay. So I'm like, I've never done this before. Wow.

I guess it does look like it a little bit. Yeah. Dude, look at that. It's like... But also, sometimes they're sprouted already, and it doesn't look like that. Okay, sure. But you know what I'm talking about. I do.

You know? Also, whenever you put Tabasco on a sandwich... Oh, here we go. Dude, you've been saying this for decades. It's the only thing that comes out... I don't know if it has to do with the top or what. Costco on a sandwich? Oh, here we go. Dude, you've been saying this for decades. It's the only thing that comes out. I don't know if it has to do with the top or what. It's the only thing that comes out like a mess.

You know what I'm talking about. I don't want to get demonetized. But you can do the – you go like this? You go like that and it comes out literally the same way. Oh, oh, oh. That's what I'm saying. I didn't even know that's what you're saying. That's what I was saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's how much I don't listen to you. You've said that to me a dozen times times you never gave me the props it deserved i mean it's not you know that i've heard it it doesn't sound that much like it deserves props it comes out like that really what we're talking about yes okay wow it comes out being so coded okay like you thought that which we are talking about right now like you think that it like you you you don't get it and then i do it with the tabasco and then you get it and you're like okay no that is the which what he is talking about right but that is that okay at which which he is talking about fine oh by the way dude welcome back oh oh to me yeah thanks yeah

you were sick better for a day did a solo episode because I was having the baby, and then you got sick again. Yeah. So what happened is I had COVID, which everybody knows because everybody in the world listens to this show and they heard me when I solo hosted. I had COVID. Okay. The day I hosted was the middle day of about five days that I felt good for the only week

in April that I felt good. Wow. Then after five days or so getting all better from covid i got strep throat those are two great things to have back to back now here's the thing strep throat is a gazillion times worse than covid right unless you're like old and fat and have some other comorbidity covid covid will kill you but for for most people, COVID is just like a bad cold. I got you. A bad cold, right?

Yes. So the strep throat though was like I was dying. The last time I had strep throat, I called you in the middle of the night. I remember. I was going delirious.

I had 103 fever and I was so, so, so sick. What was I? Why did I call? Oh, because I thought I was going to die. You didn't understand what was happening and then by the time the phone call was over, I was like, Matt, I was I Why did I call Oh because I thought I was going to die You didn't understand What was happening

And then by the time The phone call was over I was like Matt I think you just have a fever And you were like Oh I haven't had a fever before And you actually were Talking about how you

Never really had a fever Oh I was like this is what A fever feels like He's like but you're like But why do I feel like Things are happening They're not happening

And I'm like Oh yeah This is what a fever does And you're like oh okay I never really get fevers But I get sick a lot Which is bad It's good to get fevers when you're sick well i knew it more than you okay so you don't know you don't have you don't get fevers that's so it's rare that i

get a fever i got a fever with strepto because it was absolutely brutal experience but strep is something that gives anyone who gets it fevers because it's such a gnarly it's a staff gnarly it's like in the family of staff infections like that yeah they have which are the killer ones that spread around hospitals and kill everybody you cut off my joke wow i'm pissed okay ship what was it i said you said it's a staff infection i said yeah because i have a whole bunch of people working for it wow see i okay yeah i didn't hear it well yeah you don't know you didn't even have a chance i don't know how much i loved it i don't know it was fine but i should get you know what it is you're not giving me all my props for what i do okay twice now that's twice now that you're not

giving me my props i'm saying things and you're just disregarding it when it's like when i speak there's weight to it okay okay yeah i'm crushed under that weight you also swear i said ship you said shit and we gotta bleep it out, but it's okay. But anyway, we're five minutes into the episode. So it's nice to have you back. Thank you. We shook things up a little bit, and that's okay. And now we're back.

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Chrisley.com, and Boise, Pueblo, Colorado, for some reason, Knoxville, Tennessee, for some reason, Little Rock, Arkansas, for some reason for some reason ottawa edmonton hamilton cleveland not a place orlando and fort myers florida for some reason so chrisley.com don't push me tour there we go pueblo colorado is okay so that's they show the picture that's the only nice picture they have have you ever basically gangland noticed when something terrible happens in the in the country it's always in obviously florida or texas

or the dark horse surprising place colorado yeah right littleton pueblo uh there's always terrible stuff happening and uh what's the crazy like place in Colorado? You mean Denver? No, no, no. The one wherever. No. Aurora. Bad things happen in Aurora though. Yeah, we know that.

Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying. Don't make that noise. So there's – Whatever you do, again, don't ever do that again. Little Rock, Memphis is also a number like crazy, crazy bad. Is it? Dude, if you ever watch First 48, it's like, and of course in Memphis.

We're in Memphis, of course. But okay. But do this. Anytime you guys read, you too. I do it. like, and of course in Memphis. We're in Memphis, of course. But okay, but do this. Anytime you guys read, you too, not just the listeners, you too. I read. Look at where it happened. Like on the byline where the writer's name is, it'll say reporting from, you know, wherever, Atlanta, Georgia. I'm telling you, almost all the time, it'll be Florida texas and then dark horse colorado what about the guy who did the stuff who killed his whole family and that was in florida too right i mean people do

that a lot chris oh yeah yeah yeah uh chris watts the bad one yeah dude chris watts lie better chris what's up what's up dude chris what's up with how bad you are at lying dude he was like when they said that when you see the body cam that's the best shit it's so funny it's like come on it was like that like he's just like i don't know you know i know his cell phone's over there but no i don't know you know yeah do you know where she the officers were just asking all the normal stuff enough yeah what's her oh i don't know you know who's that my wife i don't know yeah okay he's like you know he's like that meme the conor mcgregor meme where it's like when you ask when when your girl when your friend's girlfriend asked

if he was with you last night and he's like you know what i'm talking about i don't think i know that chris dude pull it up it's so funny i don't even know the guy you know it's like dude it's so funny he's like it wasn't wasn't me i don't wasn't that oh whatever the fuck dude it's so funny i don't even know the guy you know it's like dude it's so funny he's like it wasn't wasn't me i wasn't there oh whatever the fuck dude it's so funny here watch it well a whole bunch of ufc stuff's gonna come up obviously because he wrote defensive conor mcgregor see that wasn't good not that wasn't good because defensive there is no way that i'm gonna be able to find this in the amount of time that you think i'm cheating conor mcgregor put meme after it meme cheating conor mcgregor Chris, dude, how could you get that so bad? Defensive.

Don't be like, look at a picture of Ken Griffey Jr. dancing, and then I Google Ken Griffey Jr. swinging. There it is right there. Go ahead. Right exactly what I did. What happened? Absolutely nothing. I don't know.

I just showed up, and I don't know. I don't even know the guy, to be honest with you. Just rumors. Nothing happened with me. I don't even know the guy, to be honest with you. Just rumors. Nothing happened with me. I knew you'd like that, dude. Just rumors. Nothing happened with me. Play it again, dude.

What happened? Absolutely nothing. I don't know. I just showed up and I don't know. I don't even know the guy, to be honest with you. Just rumors. Just rumors. Nothing happened with me.

It's such a great... It's such a great it's such a great i mean because he so seems dude he is so funny like he's kind of got that trump thing where he's funny like even if he's not trying to be yeah yeah like what a crazy persona he has yeah i know you are a man you are a man that's one of my favorites the walk he does yeah that shit is hilarious You are a man. You are a man. That's one of my favorites. The walk he does? Yeah. That shit is hilarious. You are a man. You are a man. Oh, yeah. Yeah. We start laughing like a maniac. Yeah, dude.

Play that one. That one's so funny. I don't know. I don't know. Conor McGregor, defensive, fighting, punch. Punch out, kick. UFC. Fresh.

You the man. You the man you the man you are the man dude wow i don't he's so beefy right now it's so weird he's like his face is bigger he's obviously taking something but like he's on the reuters well not that but yeah something i mean it's just kansas city reuters nope okay that's not good i thought it might be um so okay tour chrisley.com get your tickets leave a message on the hotline [phone] that's 213-973-8095 for the hotline and lifeline wow threw up the robot threw up okay uh. You want one-on-one advice? With your boy. What if I do something like that? Your boy.

So insecure. With the eyes like that. Yeah. Okay. So book it. Pay me. I'll listen to you. And guess what?

I'll give you the best advice you ever had. Advices, but yes. The best you ever had. You never seen anything like it. You never even heard of any advice like the kind that I give. It is priceless, and yet I'm selling it for a price.

Wow. Now it's up to you. If you guys want it, you guys take it. If you don't, you're fucking stupid. Okay. And then also the new Lifeline merch,

which is absolutely... Yes, it is. Lifelinemerch.com. And there's also new Crystalia merch, Grow or Die, that stuff, Crystalia.com and there's also a new chrystalia merch grow or die that stuff chrystalia.com and that's been a bit too so anyway um so you say it's so fast i'm a fast talker you are a fast talker have you ever seen an interview with the micromachines guy no it's crazy how much of a you got a fucking cock he is what he's just like you know i can do it you know you know i can do this i bet

you you know i bet you can do that that's fast talking but he says like some he can he can say all of the words of some book yeah i have like 20 minutes and it's like moby dick or something insane yep what about i know that we oh watch out for the perrier there's a secret about these shoes you want to know it yeah, let's take a gamble. People mistake them for birthday cake. Rude. It looks like you eat them with a fork, with a plastic fork. These are so awesome.

They're the Nike Vomero 5s. Made it up. Made it up. And there's a little secret about these shoes that you don't know about. Okay, you're right. What is it? Yep. So I saw them on Instagram, and I wanted them.

I look at them, and I go, got to have it. And then I saw it, and and i wanted them i look at them and i go got to have it and then i saw it and i go i'm gonna order it and i go on the line for nike to my chagrin 160 bucks i'm like not bad right you know your boy i'll drop a rack on shoes yeah unfortunately and so um i go to get the shoes and i look and it says women's whoa so i go what that's kind of cool though and i'm like but yeah it's cool but then it's like now i can get my size but then i'm like oh of course yeah there's some women with some big like what size of britney griner i don't know so i'm like yeah yeah that's a good question what is 13 and women's 14.5 looked it up this is a 14.5 in women's and what if it's perfect if it's great why did you what you looked up what's 14.5 no women's. In what? If it's perfect? If it's great. Why did you,

what you looked up, what's 14.5 in women's? No, I'm sorry. I looked up what's 13 in women's. Men's 13 in women's. Okay, right. And it said 14.5. Really? It's only one and a half above.

All the way through all sizes? I believe so. I think it might be shorter on the edges. Probably what I said, but yeah, okay, maybe not. So I got these shoes and I'm a woman now. So I'm a trans activist. Is that how that happens and i think that dylan mulvaney is a beautiful woman and that's cool and i think that she's level-headed wow hitting all the

talking points huh okay well that's crazy that ending is really crazy yep but what was the reason you brought up the shoes because they're new and i'm wearing them for the first time and but not because they're women's well no i the secret that was the reason you brought up the shoes? Because they're new and I'm wearing them for the first time. But not because they're women's? Well, no. The secret. That was the cool part. Right. That was the secret.

You wouldn't give it away in the trailer for the movie, right? That was the secret. Okay. That would be the part of the movie where you're like, oh, and they're women's. Okay. All right. Well, this wasn't in the trailer, but I'm glad I- It's the plot twist. Did you see The Hater?

The movie The Hater? No, man. And you know how you should know that? Because I told you that last night. I only watch Polish films. It's a Polish film. That's not true. It's on Netflix.

That's not even remotely true that you only watch Polish films. Why? Because I watch a lot of Gerard Butler movies, yeah. I saw Hunter Killer, too, and that's on Polish. Did you see Plane, speaking of Gerard Butler? No, but you did. I don't want to see that one's gonna believe me it's good it has good stuff in it whoa like the whole plane crash sequence is like an hour

it's only like half the movie is on i know but that's what it looked like that but it's see i thought it was just like get him crashed and then let's get to the guns but then it wouldn't be called plane right exactly it should be called plane aine a i it wouldn't be called plane, right? Exactly. It should be called plane A-I-N-E. Well, it shouldn't be called. Plane A-I-N. P-L-A-I-N. It shouldn't be called plane. Butchered that joke to oblivion.

It shouldn't be called plane no matter what. Yeah, it shouldn't. It should be called like lost in the jungle or whatever. Yeah, it should have a title, not just a random noun as the title. Yeah, it would be like if the godfather was called shooting pasta and shooting or mafia guys yeah mafia guys mafia guys wow wouldn't be considered the best movie of all time no not even close yeah um so anyway dude uh i want i won't i don't really want to watch a plane i i want to i almost watched scream six last night don't watch that i saw

scream five or whatever it was so bad dude the lead in that it's a bummer how bad the woman is so hot whoever that is you see i don't even know the new cast at all i only know the last one of the original series now it's like a whole new series right uh it's like all kids yeah yeah yeah yeah like courtney cox isn't in it she is yeah she yeah. She is? She's in it, yeah. They're all like people. A continuation of the world. In the original, they were, in the original, were they in college?

They were in high school. Courtney Cox was the reporter. I know that. Because in this one, they're adults. No, the college was Scream 2. Yeah, it's high school. But the kids now, it's a little older. It's not, they're not in not in high school well there were kids in the fifth one they were yeah oh and they were i think they were in college even then yeah that's what we're not figuring out a cool thing

okay the thing we're figuring out isn't even cool okay yeah so okay cool no matter what the truth is about all the things you're asking me it doesn't matter because knowing that is not important informative interesting or cool okay okay sounds great so uh anyways uh scream six i didn't see it so that's oh wow even more not interesting if that was even possible uh all right let's do it let's get into it let's get it let's get let's get it you're not the rock let's get it let's get it get it ha ha? Let's get it. Don't say let's get it. You're not The Rock. Let's get it. Let's get it. Get it. Hey, Matt and Chris. This is too quiet.

It's too quiet. All right, I'll turn it up. Turn it over. I'm sorry. I'll turn it up. That was my fault. My bad. All right, cool.

Hey, Matt and Chris. Too quiet. He's just quiet. Too quiet. Carnegie Hall, fucking bleed New York, all that shit, whatever. Anyways, my boyfriend got an issue. Oh, boy. He likes to go on hiking trips, and he's got this hiking crew. And I'm always telling him, like, hey, I want to go.

That sounds awesome. I want to go. And we've done that kind of stuff before. He knows I'm into it. I can do it. But every time it comes up, he kind of gives me this excuse as to why I can't go. And it's either it's not his house that they're staying at or he's not driving or it's all boys or blah, blah, blah, whatever. And like, I guess some of the excuses are valid, but

I guess my question is like, how can I avoid feeling hurt and left out every time he goes hiking without me? Cause I want to go hiking. I want to see them mountains, bro. Anyways, help. Thank you. I feel really bad for him. Yeah, me too. It's interesting because you got to,

you know, guy time and girl time, whatever you are, is important, you know? And sometimes you want to do the stuff in guy time that the girl wants to do. But you're like, sweetie, this is guy time. But we can go on a hike. But does she want to go with his crew?

I don't know. What I would have asked her is, what if he went on as many hikes with you as he did with his boys or whatever? I mean, who is this guy? Dr. Quinn? Right. But I'm saying, would that solve the problem? No. The answer to the question gets to my point.

Okay? So if she says that wouldn't be the same thing, then I think she might have a problem. If it would be the same thing and she's just hurt that he ignores her, then that would... You know what I'm saying? Good point. He would be the one with the problem. Good point. I think that that's a good question to ask yourself but uh i think if your question is how do i not get

my feelings hurt i mean that's a i don't i don't know things that hurt my feelings i wish i knew how to maybe you're codependent feelings yeah maybe um codependent a little bit but it's fine but also i work on it and i know about that and i fucking think about it okay okay cool are you what are you codependent yeah no not at all yeah um i want to be alone all the time the entire time of always so how come i'm codependent then uh because i don't know we have the same family because we had different experiences obviously we. We had drastically different experiences. I just don't like that. I'm codependent and you're not. That's not fair.

Oh, I see what you're saying. Well, I'm the fucking man. And that was true even when I was born. Even if you are the man, the man can still be- The man could be codependent. Codependent. And I'm codependent. And if somebody doesn't feel good about something that has to do with me, then I am not okay.

Great. Okay. It's great, right? Okay. So, no, it's great. If Kristen is like, do the dishes and I don't do them

and then the next morning I wake up and she's upset about the dishes not being done, I feel like the dishes dirty and like trash. Yeah.

Great. And that's great. Well, I don't know if it's great, but it's okay that you feel that way. I need her to feel good for me to feel good.

This isn't your therapy. Okay, I understand. understand okay the show is not your therapy okay great the hiking thing yeah the hiking thing i think that first of all ask yourself that question second uh i think that to actually try to avoid getting your feelings hurt i think you should make an effort because that sucks it sucks to have your feelings hurt repeatedly and if you know there's a possible defense against it you should take it i think the the defense against it the real one the natural one the true one is that it isn't about you as much as that might suck to also know it's a separate and it's a different thing and you say you say this to kristen i i i i get my acceptance to other people and that's a problem but go ahead shut up because you're only talking about you okay right all right cool so uh wow yes you are right though yeah dude is, if you're taking it personally, you control how personally you take something.

So if you're asking how to lessen that feeling, tell yourself that it isn't about you. It's not, meaning it's not personal. He has his own mind, his own interior life. And sometimes you got to give it up to that. Also, dude. Yo, give it up for the interior life. But also, dude, you don't know.

You can also, how, you can busy yourself with other things too like once you get in your feelings go out and do something your own and you know if you're just sitting still in it that makes it worse and i don't know if you are or not it looks like you're you like the outdoors you got a i mean you got a fucking uh orange vest on so you're doing something pretty scenic yeah place she was obviously she did that obviously to further her point about how we she wanted us on her side but we we do we understand and uh so deeper issues you for sure why how so because you're saying that she the woman like over plan to make us think a certain thing to trick us you know it's all good. It's all good, dude. Sadeepar. It's all good. All right, cool. Sadeepar. Stop doing it like that.

It's Dave Matthews style. Sadeepar. Satellite. Oh my God. Satellites. Or whatever. I forgot the words, dude. It's not oh my God.

Satellites. Oh my God. Satellites. It's bad anyway. Satellites. No one knows the other words. No one knows the other words. Also, even the guy with the violin is like, I don't know the other words.

Dude, honestly, never sing the word satellite in a song. He says it so many times in that song because it's called satellite. I never do it once. Satellite. All right. Okay. So what is it? Satellite.

Oh, dude. Pulled up satellite defensive UFC punch. That's what he Googled. Satellite lyrics. Satellite Dave Matthews, dude. Satellite in my eyes like a diamond in the sky. How I wonder. Satellite stronger from the moonite. Dave Matthews, dude. Satellite in my eyes like a diamond in the sky. How I wonder. Satellite stronger from the moon.

Or whatever the fuck, dude. That's not the tune. It sucks. It starts like this. Satellite. Okay. Okay. That's the best thing you've ever sang, by the way.

No bullshit. Yeah, because you're fucking tone deaf as they come. No, it's called improving. It's called being a good singer and continuing to sing and getting even better. And that's what you're noticing. It's called, you know? All right. All right.

All right. Next one. This is a good episode. Next one. The illest hair of all time, dude. I didn't see. I didn't see. Put it back up.

Liu Kang, Mortal Kombat. Dude. Look at this guy, dude. An AI. An Kombat. Dude. Look at this guy. An AI. An AI. Putting cool guy. His mustaches are so scared of his nose, dude.

Dude. Yo, fucking straight up. They go like this. On a haircut, they say, should we blow dry your hair? And he goes like this,

finish him. Dude, unbelievable. Here's what's going on. Michael Buffer. Michael Buffer. Michael Buffer's breath has worked.

That's why his mustache Run away He killed the hair He killed the hair But for real If like You typed in As a prompt Like cool

International guy Yeah yeah yeah That's the image That would come up Yeah AI would spit that out Yeah Alright cool If he has a low voice

If he has a low voice Forget it Mexican Low voice If he has a low voice Forget it mexican low voice if he has a low voice forget it's gonna be a soft pretty sweet voice what's up need some advices boys chris long long long time listener and matt we love you to death it is cool okay guys so i've been shopping at buffalo exchange and crossroads for a long long time it's a fun spot to buy sell trade etc trade, et cetera, whatever. So here's the gist. I brought in a Yeezy shirt, like a Gap Yeezy shirt, and a pair of Fear of God pants.

And I was denied both items. What? Because apparently both are associated with Kanye. Now we know that Kanye's had his moment in the media of stirring up quite a frenzy. What? But I'm sure myself and other people still like to wear his stuff listen to his music whatever there's plenty of other people who have their hands in these projects

right yes um also the fear of god pants have nothing to do with kanye but after seeing the shirt the girl the counter claims that kanye also owns fear of god which she does not so anyways am i the jerk for bringing these in and thinking that other people may be interested in these products? Or is maybe the world crumbling away and people are starting to die on this really silly Hill that seems to accomplish nothing. So anyways, a 30 year old man just sitting here bummed out because I was treated like

this at a second hand used clothing store. What is going on? a 30 year old man just sitting here bummed out because i was treated like this at a second-hand used clothing store what is going on that guy's fucking got it all that guy dude he's got it together also for this to bother him means that he's just like got it all yeah but he's also maybe a serial killer for this to bother him there's no way that guy's no there's not but that would that would throw me for a loop though you. You know what I'm saying? I have a rule. And you just, you buy what you like. I don't, it's too hard to, if you're going to, look, obviously Kanye is a mess. Him being anti-Semitic is just stupid.

If, look, then look into everybody's company. Like, so this person supports that person. So you can't go to fucking Chick-fil-A because they support whatever they support. And then it's just like, dude, it's too much work as a consumer. I'm going to buy what I like the way it looks to put on myself. And if I like the way something tastes, I'm going to eat it. Period. Also, how good is your life if this is a hill you want to die on?

You have the best life ever if this is the hill you've chosen to die on. It makes people feel good because it makes people feel like they matter and they're doing the right thing, even though it's just bullshit, man. It just, I don't, I think, by the way, those are cool outfits. Keep those.

The Kanye West Gap shirt is cool and the Fear of God sweatpants, I wear all the time. No, you don't understand. You don't understand. That guy doesn't need them. I know that. You can walk around doesn't need them. I know that. You can walk around with no shirt on.

I know that. He's a cool dude. Men and women will follow him home. I understand. And he can fuck men or women in the ass whenever he wants. Anytime. But I don't know. I don't.

I don't. Go to the next Buffalo Exchange. They'll be like, okay. Yeah, that might be true. But no, I think what he's saying is it's a store policy-wide is a store policy wide thing store wide policy yeah well that'll change in fucking two weeks anyway you know what i mean it's like yeah i mean that's the that is the thing to remember for to the beautiful guy so he can keep in mind this is going coming and going just like everything else has in the past yeah that everyone was freaking out about and then stopped caring about because they got tired

because you can't tense a muscle forever. You got to loosen up sometimes. You can't keep a muscle tense always nonstop. It's just too much to be outraged all the time. And to be that way is to be outraged all the time. And it's exhausting to do that. That's my point. It's too much work.

It's too much work. But what I said and the way that I delivered it was spectacular. But the way I did it was- And you did the thing where you kind of like cut it off at the knees and then you were like, here's the simple way to say it. Yeah, because that way it reaches more of the people who are listening. But what I did was like an Edward Murrow thing and you ruined it, is my point. I didn't ruin it. You kind of, you tackled it it you tackled it to the ground i don't think i did

you did i didn't everyone rewind about a minute and listen to my amazing sermon and then look how chris cut it off at the knees okay and ruined everything about it all right well i think that it's going to be fine keep the clothes for a little bit you'll be able to sell them soon or try to sell them online dude fuck that person it's it's if it's a car if it's a policy for the company then go to another there's others consignment also just wait dude yeah yeah also yeah there are other consignment shops and they that thing whatever you're selling or reselling has has a price in the market regardless of what that particular person or store policy dictates.

And that price is high because those things are valuable. Yeah. There we go. Okay. Okay, next. Hi, it's the lemon person. I'm really bummed that I couldn't find the lemon filter again, but that's fine, I guess. Come out of the shadows.

But update that friend and I from the solo episode we just fizzled out dude naturally organically which is fine but I have a new quest because now my husband is like skeptical every time I make a new friend and he's like is this person

gonna hate me blah blah blah and I'm like no probably not. But also, I don't know. But my other friend was there when it was like rocky. So maybe like her vision was tainted. I don't know. Is Mario in the background?

Like now I'm scared to like have new friends. Got to wonder. Chris, she was on Twitch or something. Explain. So she called in with a question about her friend. She was friends with somebody who didn't like her husband and was always saying things like, when are you going to divorce your husband? Oh, fucking cut that friend out.

Relax, but keep going. And so Matt gave her advice, and she's like, oh, I cut that person out of my life. Good. I was right. In retrospect. And now she says her husband kind of has PTSD about her getting new friends and is wondering if they're also going to hate him and stuff.

What? That's her new question. Yeah. Okay. So your husband is going to be fine because he has balls of spine and a brain. You know what I mean? Balls of spine and a brain. You know what I mean? Balls of spine and a brain. So those things would tell me that he's going to be fine because the PTSD he suffered

wasn't actually PTSD. And frankly, it's abominable to equate the two things. But to stick with your term, your husband's PTSD is going to not be there for a very long time. let's start there that's

horse shit yeah that that is it's it's swung so far the other way that now i'm like maybe your friend was right to hate this guy right there we go we're getting more context yeah oh dude hey oh hey hubby congratulations you just fed me a bunch of horse shit. Yeah. Yeah. That's horse shit. PTSD is real. PTSD, whenever you make a friend, it triggers my PTSD. Something's wrong with him. Get that friend back in the life, cut the husband out. Something's deep, deep, deep, dark wrong with him. Deep, dark wrong.

Deep, dark wrong. A movie in the 90s. Dude, deep, dark wrong. With Wesley Snipes and a wrestler and a WWF wrestler. It's such a movie I would watch and also Rutger Hauer

would be the bad guy. Yeah, dude. And also who's the guy? Oh, fuck. William Hurt. Oh, wow. This is an amazing cast.

Rutger Hauer, William Hurt and Wesley Snipes in Deep Dark Wrong. Wow, dude. You're throwing William Hurt in there? It's changing the complexion of the movie so much.'s it's it's actually well done yeah it sounds kind

of good right now it's well done um yeah anyway okay okay so that one well you know he'll get over it let's let's be to put a nice shine on it he'll get over it yep okay cool and madeline stowe wow just still making the movie uh my question pertains to my professional life a little bit and a little bit of my personal life i've been a strength and conditioning coach for almost 10 years now and whenever i talk about work or talk about fitness in general somebody always has to say something absurd that they did athletically in high school my favorite one recently someone told me that they back squatted 700 pounds when they were 16 in high school okay and obviously they didn't uh i think that would be a pretty big record that i would hear about and i just want to say something back that's not too smart assy um but it just

kind of undermines my profession a little bit when people talk about things that yeah i get that they obviously didn't do and then they say something along the lines of oh i'm too broken to do that now like wait until you're my age and your knees are all jacked up and like it just kind of yeah it kind of really gets under my skin so yeah um any sort of spin move mentality tips on that would be greatly appreciated and this is exactly the same thing as when people say to me like oh people i'm funny people people people yeah my friends say i should be a comedian okay great and i agree but you're making it about you again but that's so i'm codependent okay so now to make it back about him uh-huh we can get back to you whenever you want okay but just to make it about him whenever make it try to do that now to make it

make it about him uh real quick what you should say is i when the guy says i bench here you be the guy that is saying he i back squat 700 pounds when i was 16 really what uh what record book is that in that i can read about because that's that that's a that's an i know my stuff that is a world record that would be amazing if that would be the most amazing thing ever so do that if you have the i just didn't tell anybody then do what i'm doing then you do what i'm doing yeah except you right now yeah this is the first this is the first i've ever mentioned i told there's no photographic evidence but you know there weren't cell phones back then dude i uh that is that is a ludicrous

claim and to take someone like who's being that ridiculous, there's nothing that you can do back that is more ridiculous. It's like saying I flew. I flew. Oh, you do conditional therapy? I've flown in the sky. You do physical conditioning? I flew.

When I was 20, I flew. I bet you can't do that. Yeah. Yeah, people honestly lie all the fucking time anyway, so... Oh, dude, 85% of what everyone says is a lie. Is that a stat? No, it's Matt's book of stats. Worst book.

Matt, the stat book. Wow, remember when mom used to call you Matt the stat? Yep. Want to know why? I do know why. Why? Well, you say. You'll say it better. It's you. Because so does it know. I do know. And I'll tell you right now. Just speak out. You knew all this? I know you know.? I do know why. Why? Well, you say. You'll say it better.

It's you. Because I doesn't know. I do know. And I'll tell you right now. I know you know. I know you know. I would memorize all the statistics of my favorite baseball players by reading the back of the baseball card.

Doops. So people knew. So at the same time as you. Doops. So people knew. Because you knew I knew, but I wanted people to know I knew. Doops. Okay.

Man, imagine if you did that if you were a therapist. I actually want to hear from Chris about... I had therapy the other day. About what? When people say that they also think... Just about my childhood. Oh, sorry. When people say that they think they're funny too

and that they should be on stage. Like, what do you say to those people? Yeah, I mean, we were riffing and whatever, but, you you know it's all good i usually say it's all good oh yeah um actually what's come to mind is one time a person i was at a bar this was a really long time ago this is before i i like people knew kind of knew who i was almost came out the wrong way and they do now before i was just alarmingly famous and um alarmingly uh this woman came up to me and she was like so you're a comedian i was like yeah

and she was like so are you funny i was like i don't know man you know it's to some people i guess and she was like um why don't you say tell tell me a joke, which happens all the time. And I said, nah, you know, I don't want to. And she's like, come on, just a joke. I was like, nah, this is just stupid. We're at a bar, you know, and like you won't laugh because you're ready for it. And nah. She was like, just do any joke.

It's fine, any joke of yours. And I was like, i don't want to do that so about four times it wasn't comfortable for me because this woman was just a moron and i was just laying into her staring right at her you know what i mean okay okay and she was like one said it again and i said you know what i'm not going to do a joke but if you really want you can just go online i have jokes on there type in my name and watch my stuff and she goes like this ew no way i can't believe you just said that yeah i believe that yeah and i was like man you made me this way but dude she obviously didn't want to see you stand up she

was interested in talking to you and having a moment that she could tell her friends about yeah or just there's a number of reasons she wanted probably the dillsnick is what she wanted she probably wanted the dillsnick okay well i can't and then i can't that's the dumbest thing you've ever said and then i hit i and then i hit it a little strong didn't i i said why don't you why don't you just fucking google me back when you could google me and it was cool you knew you knew that that when you were saying that to her you must have known that that's she wasn't going to say, oh, oh, oh, interesting. I know, but I wanted to have that moment with her. Okay, so then you, okay, yeah.

Because I wanted her to be confronted with, oh, he maybe understands that I want the dill's neck. Wow. Just bringing it back to the dungeon. If I said to her, if she said to me three times, no, just do a joke, and I said, listen, sweetheart, I know what this is all about. You want the dill's neck.

What do you think she would have said? She would have said what? The dilsnick. What is that word? Take out ilsna. Dick. You want my dick. Yeah.

All right. Yeah, so that's what's up i you know that's what happened worst that's what's up but then there are people that say uh what was the thing i said they say oh i should be a comedian yeah i now at this point i say oh you shouldn't now so rude i do i i we had someone in our family do that recently yes not recently but yes recently recently enough but there it's it's it is 95 to 98 women that do that by the way and you know why oh really do yeah to be perfectly honest just even being having a brother who's a comedian careful what they'll know people will bring it up and they'll do a similar thing what they'll just by proxy through

me be like oh you know i always thought I could do stand-up comedy. Women. A version of that. No, what I was going to say is that they were men. But don't make me out to be a liar, bud. That's just your experience. I'm not questioning it. It's like older men.

Oh, wow. Like dad's age. I mean. Throughout the years. What? Why are you hanging out with so many older men, though? Dude, it's like holiday parties. What do you mean? Family events? It is May, but okay. Why are you hanging out with so many older men, though? Dude, it's like holiday parties. What do you mean?

Family events? It is May. I don't hang out with older men. Holiday parties. It's May, you know? The Los Angeles Athletic Club, obviously. All right. Steam rooms.

Okay. Next one. Hey, Matt. Hey, Chris. Big fan of the podcast. Big fan of all of the content that y'all are putting out. Thank you. I am Alyssa.

I'm located in Indianapolis. So if we could get some indie tour dates, that'd be lovely. I'm in a predicament. So I'm a fourth year teacher and I'm pretty heavily tattooed already. Right. I'm about to finish this sleeve and I have like my leg done as well. So I am thinking about getting life rips tattooed on my fingers here. And I don't know if that's a great idea. Um, I do already have my cuticles

done, but they're not super noticeable. And so I don't know if that would kind of mess up my career options in the future. My district seems okay with it, but I don't know if I want to be here forever. So any and all advice would be lovely. I love y'all. I miss y'all whenever you're not on my TV. Oh, you're awesome. So don't get it. Well, yeah, get it.

And I'm going to... Well, I don't get it because people will blame it on me and say i have a sex what i'm what i'm gonna do is i'm gonna tell the real answer that is a better one which is don't do that no right she's yeah why wouldn't you oh that's see that's actually a good point yeah it's not the first tattoo she's already got it here right you're right so that means something to her it it could get lost in a good way it could get the emphasis of that would get lost in the sea of tat of yatted upness if you will yeah yeah that's cool though i'm saying i get it that's why i get it you know uh so i i still stick with don't yeah but if you do i do get it i say do it but just know people will blame me for

uh for that but yeah but do it yeah it's cool. I think it's cool. We'll even make it about you when it's like that. Yeah, when it's like what? Bad, you know? Yeah. All right. Yeah, I think it's cool. I think more tattoos, the better.

Oh, so sexy the next one. Cool. You see that? Wow. We caught a glimpse of the next guy. He was so sexy on his bed, just like. I think it's very cool. I got my fucking sleeve going on. See see this is why i didn't want to talk

about this is why i didn't want to talk about tattoos for sure well because now we got to take a tour in the museum come this way ladies and gentlemen come this way we've got the log cabin here that's a blueprint right and i added clouds to it here there we go no you're good now no you're good now whoopsie daisy i got the the clouds up there. It was a nice day. Then we put the clouds in. Whoopsie daisy like the tattoo artist slipped. Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa.

Whoa, whoa. So, but I got the clouds. It was a bright sunny day and I added some clouds to it. So it became a little bit overcast, but that's okay. Bob Ross, Bob Ross, dude. But then I got the flower and then it was nice it wasn't connected and then oopsie daisy we connected it like that dude shut right but we did though didn't we oh we did imagine giving a fucking shit about what you're saying

right now that would be fucking incredible if someone gave a fucking rat fuck about that story i'm fucking incredible with my tats and also i'm gonna get a fucking rat fuck about that story. I'm fucking incredible with my tats. And also, I'm going to get a fucking... You know what? That solidified it. I'm getting an eagle like that. And I'm fucking dead serious. Like what?

An eagle like that. Okay. Dead serious. And the fucking wings are going to go crazy, like crazy out too. So it's going to look fucking sick, dude. Good luck to always be alone and naked. Because that is a terrible fucking idea. Dude, no way.

When I take my shirt off... And by the way, when I get the eagle... Take my shirt off. When. Dude, no way. When I take my shirt off, and by the way, when I get the eagle. Take my shirt off. When I get the eagle, the way I take my shirt off, I'm not taking it off like that anymore. I'm straight up going like this

with one hand. You're going to get so caught around the neck, you know? Muffled. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Oh, shit. Ah, fuck my ankle. Yeah, dude.

That's how I'm going to do it. I'm going to only take it off like that. That's cool. And it is cool. And you're going to see the wings first, right? Because it's going to come down off the center, and the wings are going to be peeking out. They're going to be like, what's on the show?

Oh, shit. Bro. Bro. What? The amount of fantasies of you that you illustrate into a microphone out into the world is out of control dude you need help dude i mean you do that once every three episodes, you know? Stop illustrating fantasies of you.

Oh, shit. Thank you. Oh, fuck. So hot in here, you know what I mean? It is so hot. Nelly. Philosophical Nelly. All right.

All right. I'm doing a new one. The sexiest! Dude. Wow. Look at him, dude him the way he's anytime when you're

any guy guy or girl if your hand is near your mouth you up the level of fucking sex for real and it started like this

that's why that sexy yearbook photo is always like this yeah he's like this dude you ever go in the mouth

that's the sexiest yeah dude the guys in Montclair New Jersey when we were in New Jersey the fucking the black dudes that the sex yeah this is dude one of the guys in moncler new jersey when we were in new jersey yeah the fucking the black dudes that would do like this bro they all looked 35 in high school and they had the like the game remember gamerville that guy remember that one was that in new jersey that was your was that you were that was mine what yeah and he because we

each got to have like a caption in the yearbook you know oh yeah and he was doing this and underneath was just in all caps gamerville which is so sick if you think about it it's so sick dude and also um if you look back at those yearbooks now those black dudes still look 35 go ahead yeah they all yeah because you thought they were older than you and now even though they're not older than you are now they still look older than you i'm 43 so you know i'm not sure i understand what i'm saying is if you do this so back then you'd look in the yearbook and you'd be like a sophomore and you'd look at a senior black dude like like this that guy looks 35 yeah right now when you're older they still look 35 right it's not that you were younger looking up yeah what the fuck i paint a picture

like the black don't crack thing yeah i know well no it's like they don't crack but still they look older because they look more mature okay but when you ask me to paint a picture i really can't so when you said i don't i don't really understand i go like this i breathe i say it you fully understand and then we move on interesting no but interesting okay so next one sexy guy let's see what's up see what's up with the hot sexy dude oh see okay oh okay came and had to clean up what's up man what's up chris wow i'll just get right to it i live in a condo and i use the gym there occasionally fucking his mouth and Dude, look how sexy. A couple weeks ago, I went in to do a workout and somebody else walks in, this dude just

blaring his own music on a Bluetooth speaker. And I got my AirPods in. I'm trying to listen to a podcast and it's turned all the way up. I still can't hear it. So then I'm blood red mad. Yeah, BRM. And I say, okay, I'm just just gonna pause my shit and just ignore it but then he kept on doing it and other people walked into the gym and we're all kind of looking at each other collectively like what is this guy doing yeah

so i said no screw that i'm gonna say something nice so i went up and i said that's sexy too you know that's a loud speaker you got there and He's like, oh, yeah, it's like this Bose version. Yeah, you did it wrong. I'm just looking at him, and then he kind of sees it in my face, and he goes, oh, you want me to turn it down? I'm like, yeah, dude, it's kind of loud. I can't even hear my podcast. But I was done my workout anyway, so I kind of just left. I'm not asking you guys if you think it's wrong.

I know that it's wrong, but what else would you guys have said? I want to hear some other spin moves here. Thanks, guys. I actually was at a Crave, that place. Whatever. It's a restaurant. It's one of those ones. My favorite.

You order at the counter, and then you go to take your seat, and you got the number 65. Here you go. 65. Drop it down. That's my shit, dude. I don't like when the waiters come over, and you got the number 65 and they go 65 drop it down right that's my shit dude i don't like when the waiters come over and you got to make it a whole fucking big deal anyway i'm i digress stop yeah stop yeah but so that's a whole nother episode but i was there episode what's that most boring episode ever i mean so here's why i like these kinds of restaurants congratulations it's not it's not boring it's good but but um and yes, I will be in Nashville coming up. So go get tickets.

Oops. But I'm sitting waiting for my coffee. I get my coffee. I start drinking it. All of a sudden, this dude walks in, in the cafe, with not only a, it's like this big, a Bose thing. It's across, he's got a strap, and it's behind him. Walking in, it's like he's got a strap and it's behind him walking in it's like oh yeah that song sounds fucking free me baby oh yeah i'm gonna lick you up and down was it really that you

say stop oh yeah dude one time when i was in uh college i was in a what do you call it room i was roomed wow forgot the word room roommate my roommate was on shul bimjani he was indian oh no he was something whatever he was he supported osama bin laden and that was before i even the twin towers here so i didn't know who he was so he was on the cutting edge is that true what do you mean yeah he Yeah, he would talk about Osama bin Laden. And he'd be like, this guy is actually the real guy. What? Yeah.

I don't know what he was. Not Indian. That was really, really racist that I said that. But anyway. That was pretty fucked up. He, I would annoy the shit out of him because he was annoying. And I was singing that once as I was going to bed. And I said, let me lick you up until you say stop.

And he says, stop. Dude, and I will never forget that. It was so funny. What's the guy's name again? Anshul Bimjani. Well, Anshul, that's a fucking baller thing. I never met him. But you know the name, right?

Yeah. So anyway. Wow, the worst anyway all right uh oh proper punishment oh yeah he had the fucking boom box and i didn't say anything because i was like i want to ride this out and see how long he's going to do it he eventually turned it down so my thing is i'd let the guy have a few minutes i'd give him a grace period yeah i think he did but did. But yeah, keep going. Okay. That's him. Yep.

Wow. What a surprise turn of events. I've tried to look him up before. What a surprise turn of events. You obviously didn't try that hard. It took Chris 30 seconds. I don't have LinkedIn. Is that LinkedIn?

Yep. Wow. Whoa. Does he look so different now? Look, he went to NYU. No, it looks exactly the same. Trying to find out if Chris is a liar or not. Oh, looky, now? Look, he went to NYU. No, it looks exactly the same. Trying to find out if Chris is a liar or not. Oh, looky, looky.

He is good at NYU. He says nothing wrong. Ask him about his freshman year roommate. Oh, boy. Ask him about Osama bin Laden. It could have been someone else. I don't know, but I think it was Osama bin Laden. I mean, all right. That was four years before 9-11, though.

He was still... He was just a big fan of... I mean, he was a big figure, I know, but... Yeah, he was a big figure. Wow, interesting. Yeah, okay. That was like around when Bill Clinton tried to kill him, probably. Yeah, maybe.

I don't know really history that much. Well, I do. Me too. So I know a lot. Bill Clinton did it? He also got in trouble with Monica Lewinsky that time. An inside job, but Bill Clinton did it. You think so?

Different kind of inside job. You think so? No, I don't think that. You know what I'm saying? An inside job? No. You don't? No, I don't think that. You know what I'm saying? An inside job? No. You don't think what? I don't think any of the things I said because it was obviously a joke.

Oh, but did someone try to kill him back then? Who? Osama bin Laden? Yes. No, Anshul Bimjani. Oh, Osama bin Laden was... Bill Clinton tried to assassinate him. So you're not bullshitting?

No, that part is not bullshit. Okay, so British. that part is not bullshit okay so uh so british that part is not bullshit so then so then what is bullshit that you're saying that it was an inside job that it was an inside job by bill clinton but if it was by bill clinton then it wasn't in then it was i'm talking about 9-11 an inside job oh dude nobody said 9-11 yeah i did dude nobody said obviously on tape so whoever wants to can rewind go back see let's what's up well i mean all right that was so far that was four years before 9-11 though well let's definitely not go back all right let's let's not go back you guys go back at your leisure but the point is don't wear a fucking boom box in a cafe and definitely don't bring it at the gym

because the gym has its own music by the way sort of the cafe so now it's just two things but it's like a dj in the middle of songs mixing it's so annoying dude the the the ego the you know what you are you're worse than the guy playing the guitar at the party you know what i'm thinking about it i kind of went off into a daze there it's because i'm thinking about this and i'm like i'm trying to imagine a version of myself that would do anything like that that is like so far away from my character my like down to my fiber like that is so i would be so keenly aware of how much i might be bothering other people yeah you'd feel so bad i would just like i would too i wouldn't that would be like you couldn't pay me enough to do that to people. It's like so fucking cringe. I'd do it for two grand, but... Okay, well... Cash.

Okay, cool. But yeah, dude, that's just... I mean, that's bonkers. And so, again, I think the response or the thing that you do when you approach should be commensurate to that just complete absurdity. Commensurate, yeah. Like, make it as absurd as that if you want. You have a long leash because that is ridiculous behavior

it's ridiculous dude making other people listen to your dumb shit yep it was fucking puddle of mud for sure too what wow puddle of mud i'm always like afraid to confront people well i'm afraid to confront people like that because you think if they're insane enough to do this then they're probably insane enough to fucking be true carrying a gun and would just be like oh yeah is that what you think that's a bit overboard but yeah they're right that does mean they're a certain level of something yes they're a wild card for sure because their brains are obviously completely fucking fucked up because they go into a public place blasting their own fucking stupid fucked up music.

Yeah, so you're not starting out in the same place already. Right. Exactly. And just, yeah, my risk reward. But you got to just, the thing you got to do is you got to act like you are just as crazy, if not more. I would go like this.

What the fuck? Right, yeah, right. That's what I would do to the guy. But you got to do that early, dude. So you got to be ready for assholes in this world because you got to be ready to go, what the fuck right yeah that's what i would do but you got to do that early dude so you got to be ready for assholes in this world because you got to be ready to go what the fuck because if you wait too long then it becomes what this guy's wondering what do i say what do i do what do i do but a natural reaction of that is great so you got to be ready yeah to give the world that

reaction that's a very good point or you can get an oops button at chrisley.com and just go oops hit him with it socking with your own shit but yeah right do that yeah i mean more what i said but yeah yeah but i'm saying if you have the oops button if you work out with it you could do that it's possible yeah who oh you know what you do for real right when that guy's doing it who wants him to turn his music off raise their hand and then everyone would raise their hand all right it's true fucking hilarious yeah that would be good too that'd be good dude that requires a lot of different things though just a reaction is very simple and easy and anyone can do it. Okay. Yeah. So one size fits all reaction to an asshole. Okay. All right. I'll do another one. Love both of you guys. So my sister and I are super close. I would assume like you guys,

and we really want to start a podcast. And so not just that I want advice on how to start a podcast, like on technical levels, on like merchandise, like standards, stuff like that. But my main question is, we are not famous like you guys are. You guys have a lot of fame. And so there was already clout there put in place to kind of promote your podcast. What advice do you have for my sister and I who want to kind of create a similar vibe in terms of having a sibling podcast if we have pretty much no fame thanks guys love you guys thank you first of all i would say don't but if you're going to well i don't we'll start explaining too many podcasts i don't agree but but if you're going to make it about a specific thing find a lane yeah people will find you yeah

you can blow up that way if it's just hey we're sisters yeah i don't think it's gonna work if i think you're right yeah i think you're right because then you got something you got something but i uh just to address the first part of completely dashing her dreams i'm obviously i'm i'm joking but there are a lot of podcasts out there and it is very hard landscape to right but but you got to think of it like there's somebody out there or some group of people out there that you've said this before okay no i want to say it again i'm just saying this is very truly you and that's good you're consistent well there's somebody out there or some group of people out there that the podcast that they want to be listening to is the one you're

thinking of starting yeah so give that to them that's the way to think of it you're welcome call it you're welcome yeah yeah yeah uh but find something i think you find something specific because then not only not only are they subscribing to you they might be like oh this is about bad example but this is about you know home furniture i love home furniture you guys talk about home furniture i'm gonna listen to that right whatever it is obviously enough home furniture but home furniture could be good though Yeah The home furniture podcast So boring The home furniture Couches it's called

Hi welcome to Couches With Amanda and my sis Yeah so That's Couches would actually Be a thing I would watch Without question Oh yeah 100%

Just based off title alone Yes Couches Yes Yeah so I think That that's my advice Other than that Other than that

Just do it you know stop waiting dude just be a pimp and start okay i'm not sure that just be about about it pimp like get a bunch of women that work for you that will have sex with men and you take a cut just be about it about it pimping pimpingimpin'. Booyah, booyah, and booyah. It's the same thing three times. Okay, well. I just wanted to drive it home. All right, so that's it, yeah.

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