Lifeline - 57. England Creates Monsters

Episode Date: May 14, 2023

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Hello. Hello. What's that? Did we start? Do you want the orange one? He did. He goes, cool. Do you want the green one? No, I He goes, cool. Do you want the green one?

No, I don't want any of them. Loser. Dude, my leg hurts today. And you're in a bad mood because of it. That's not why I'm in a bad mood. Oh, you're in a bad... Tell everybody why you got in a bad mood. He got in a bad mood right before we started recording,

and I could tell he was about to fucking blow up. Oops, I take back that F word. And you know what I did instead? I said, guys, I'm getting frustrated. Can we just start the show? Yeah, but I could... Maybe because I to fucking blow up. Oops, I take back that F word. And you know what I did instead? I said, guys, I'm getting frustrated. Can we just start the show? Yeah, but I could, because maybe because I'm your brother, I knew that you were like on the precipice of exploding.

But my point is- Before that, yes. But the look on you, I was like, that's, I know that look. But the reason, yes, of course you do. But the reason why I said, I'm frustrated, can we start your show? Was to let people know.

I get it, dude. A storm's a coming, right? So you've been therapized and you're doing better. And I get that. That we start your show? Was to let people know. I get it. A storm's a coming. So you've been therapized and you're doing better. And I get that. But I'm stressing the point that I already knew anyway. I know. I understand that. But you already made that point. They don't necessarily understand that.

Which is why I said what I said. But what happened is you started agreeing with me as if you knew what my point was, but you didn't. And then I had to go back and say, no, that was my point. And that kind of got papered over. So I want to say it one more time. Clean. Don't say it again. Without being stepped on on but both times it got compromised and stepped on

i don't think it did i think everyone honestly knows what happened okay so so you don't have to say it i don't have to say it again no i think everyone knows what happens and i think that everyone also knows that i know what you were saying okay and then i said something different i just knew because the way you look on their face that's fine i already knew that okay that was the third time but i'm done okay but i figured you knew even because of you're my brother they might not have known that i figured that the audience not them the audience didn't even see it we didn't even have it on camera it was beforehand no it wasn't we got that on camera no no not the me being frustrated part yeah right that's what i'm saying yeah well i had to illustrate it yeah i think you're just

honestly dude you're dead wrong right now i don't think you understand you know what i'll say this is what i was getting frustrated about is we're launching a patreon yes you could sign up right now dude patreon.com slash lifeline luxury that's what it's called and um it's starting you know we're starting when we want to start uh we know we're halfway through the month but we're you know full-fledged firing on all well let's say cylinders uh july uh i'm sorry june june which is next i didn't mean to say july i don't know they shouldn't have two two months to start with J back to back, honestly. And four letters.

Do you agree? And J-U. They're both J-U. I agree with that. Do you agree with that? You said it, so you can't agree with the thing you said. But I'm saying about how you said

four letters and J-U, and I didn't say that, so I'm giving you credit. Okay. So do you agree that they shouldn't have that? July should be somewhere before December. It just... I'm kind of down with like the cute like

lightness of the jj the summer vibe like it gets you into the summer vibe with like the two cute gotcha okay well they got me okay whoever made i've been gotten mr months by the gregorian calendar makers okay yep so uh they gotcha and um we are starting a thing on patreon where we're going to do uh at least two episodes a month um uh they are called lifeline luxury and they are half hour episodes uh or so you know there'll be maybe some some longer some well no they won't be shorter but um and uh it's just gonna be matt and i uh no no callings no nothing just being just just bantering right got some stories up our sleeves right yeah well we got stories got some future stories that haven't happened yet that we'll be

able to a lot of people like what we do the first 10 minutes of the show which is just us kind of you know sometimes it's five minutes sometimes it's 10 minutes we're gonna do full uh at least half hour patreon two at least two times a month and it's called Lifeline Luxury. So patreon.com slash lifelineluxury. Sign up. Definitely sign up by June, but it's live now if you want to do it. If you want to sign up. So anyway, that's what's up. So yay. Congratulations. Yay.

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to keep doing this right and that's something that absolutely should have been i also sure started before we started right i'm being totally honest let's be honest here if we're just gonna be lay it down be completely honest i just hit this totally the way he's dealing totally agree yeah but it's not and that's fine but that's what's up so uh too many letters too many letters yeah oh see those aren't that's not nope he's doing it so uh it's fine so anyway uh let's get back to the actually the what we were talking about is not the patreon but my leg hurts but also the merch get your life get your merch at lifelinemerch.com yeah it's very good merch so uh and i by the way i see people on the road i was in um where was i cincinnati and uh columbus they have the lifeline merch too and they like you they're nice you. Oh, nice. You know what? Someone came up to me.

Hand stuck to your face. Someone came up to me at Whole Foods the other day and said- Ooh, very rich place. And said, are you Matt D'Elia? And I said, yeah. I mean, it's possible to recognize me from a lot of different things because I've been in a lot of different things. Okay.

Critically acclaimed stuff, sort of stuff- Franklin and Bash. Sort of stuff like this for the people. Monk. Don't forget Monk. Okay. And I said, yes. stuff sort of stuff franklin and bash sort of stuff like like this for the people monk don't forget monk okay um and uh i said yes and he said it's cool to see you standing up so it's obviously from the podcast uh i know but it took like did you play a paraplegic in franklin and i needed to yeah it was so believable yeah he thought i was really in a wheelchair no

dude that is such a weird thing to say first. It's kind of a cool thing to say. Are you Matt D'Elia? Yes. Huh, cool. I've never seen you standing up. Wait, hold on. That's what happened.

That's different than it's cool to see you standing up. What did he say? I've never seen you standing up, and it's cool to see you standing up. Two different things. And I think one of them is a cool thing to say. It was I've never seen you standing up. Now, that is not a cool thing to say. That's a weird thing to say.

Hey, it's cool to see you standing up. Now, that's a cool thing to to say. That's a weird thing to say. Hey, it's cool to see you standing up. Now, that's a cool thing to say. And sexy guys say stuff like that, like me. Oh, I wasn't really thinking about it on the sexy scale. I'm just thinking about the weird scale. Never seen you standing up before. It's like I felt very studied. I felt like I felt under a microscope.

I'm walking my world, man. That's why I said keep walking. You said keep walking? I said keep walking. No, you didn't. Yeah, I said, yeah, Matt D'Elia, keep walking. Those are the only two things I said. No, no, no, that's so rude. Yeah, Matt D's why i said keep walking you said keep i said keep walking no you did yeah i said yeah matt delia keep walking those are the only things that's so rude yeah matt delia keep walking man no no no it went like this hey are you matt delia yeah i've never seen you standing up before keep walking that's how so rude the rudest guy of all

time yeah uh you know so i will say uh uh we're glossing over the fact that my leg hurts and that's not cool so honestly you keep i don't know why your leg hurting i want to know why is that interesting to talk about so here's the only thing that i've done differently in my life and this would make a lot of sense but then i have a caveat of when my leg hurts this could make a lot of sense leaving it's slow trying to get away with leaving yeah so this is this would make a lot of sense but i want you to wait for the caveat. Okay. I heard you.

Okay. Because if I just say the thing, you'll be like, well, that's obviously what it is. I get it. But I have a caveat. I know you learned the word caveat today. So I did lime scooters for hours two days in a row. I did lime scooters. I did lime scooters two days in a row for hours. Now, doesn't that sound like that would make my leg hurt, right?

Oh, I see. Yeah, sure. Right? Here's the caveat. Okay. So you said you wouldn't do that, so here's the caveat. You asked. I know, but I'm saying if I didn't ask.

Was that a test? No, no, it wasn't a test. I get it. Okay. That's on me, but here's the caveat. That was Saturday and Sunday. It's going to make you mad at what I say. And it is Wednesday now. It's going to make you mad at what I say. And it is Wednesday now.

It's going to make you mad at what I say. I know what you're going to say, and I'm pissed. I'm pissed preemptively. So tell him what I'm going to say. He's going to say, yeah, sometimes it takes a while for things to start happening, and it's probably because of everything. Yeah. I'm pissed.

It's actually especially true when there are muscles that you really, not ones that have atrophy, have are like less commonly used by you right you don't use your leg muscles you don't walk anywhere you don't get on a bike ever you don't you don't do you don't run what i'm johnny jumps a lot dude i'm i'm stacked you what i i do jumps i'm great what is a jump what a jump is jumping i jump i mean what are you what are you six years old no i'm saying i, I'm saying I work out sometimes. During the workout, you jump? Yeah.

To where? Like how, what? You're working out and you're like, okay, now I'm doing jumps? Jumps is a good workout, dude. I jump on boxes. I believe you, but I don't believe that you do them. You don't believe that I do jumps? You do the boxing.

Yeah. You didn't say that? No, no, just like, oh, yeah, we're the weights. That's what I thought you were saying. Like, if you say jumping, whoa, whoa, whoa. Everything's so light. Everything's so light everything's so light so strong bouncing all over um so so yeah so anyway so that's what's up and that's fine but i bet i was there yeah right when you were a first an eyewitness an eyewitness i bet you you hurt yourself when you almost fell

off the scooter okay well so oh now we're airing it now the truth comes out we have a witness and you got screwed over for that let's just i didn't fall off the scooter okay it sounds like you almost david first of all david fell off the scooter and rolled and tumbled on the grass and we went like like doing that it was so funny we have it on video how did you not dude i'm so pissed at you you're saying. How could you not tell me that? I'm telling you right now. But how could you wait this long to tell me? It's like your leg. It's like it took four days for your leg to start hurting.

How could you wait four days to tell me that you have on video our friend David Sullivan, who has the largest skull bone in the world. And he's fat. Did the earth crack when his head hit the ground? No, but I will tell you what. Wow. I didn't get it with my phone. We got it with the camera so it's gonna be on the vlog oh so i'll send you the vlog when it comes out it'll be the cincinnati columbus vlog whatever it was but oh wow but dude it is the tour report but dude he fell and i mean oh my god it was so

fucking funny and it was right got it oh he got it. Wow. And I watched it happen. It was right next to me. He rolled past me. He's 46, dude. He's 46. What did he say the first thing after he got up? He goes, oh, man. But when he was on the ground, was he like, oh, was he defensive? He was smiling. No, he was laughing.

Okay, good, good, good. Damn it. I know, I know. Good, but damn it. I know, i wish it like hurt a little too much but he he was rolling and couldn't stop and and was smiling as he was about to fall because he knew he was fucked it was great it was so that's great but that i still wish he was nervous yeah yeah yeah no no no no no no or or like wanted to make it seem

like he knew that was gonna happen or it didn't hurt yeah yeah yeah perfect that's always the best but no it was great it was still funny it's still a high hilarity but so it'll be on the vlog but so make sure you sign up to my crystal day channel but um plug it himself yeah yeah yeah but uh so anyway so that's what happened so i think that that might be what my leg is but if not it might be uh you know who knows maybe it's a fucking huge why would your leg hurt because david sullivan fell what are you guys so twins so i wanted him to know that the reason why i fell is because of um no the reason why i have is david fell i did not fall i know that i get it almost fell and what you did i wouldn't say almost fell but did you almost fall

because david almost hit you over no no no it's separate it's everything so why are you denying it because i want people to know that I... What you had to do to stop yourself from falling is you probably twisted your knee or something like that. Oh, yeah. See, how could you leave that out? Me? Yeah. I don't even remember that happening, but now I do. He's not leaving it out. You're the only other one talking. I didn't think about how it happened, and now

I remember it happened. Okay, wow. Blocked it out. Blocked it out. But I don't know if that's what it was. Couldn't bear to think about it thereafter. Anyway, it was four days ago that that happened, and now my leg? Yeah, dude. Yes, because you don't know if that's what it was. Couldn't bear to think about it. Anyway, there are four days ago that that happened. And now my leg. Yeah, dude. Yes.

Cause you don't use your legs a lot. That's why I do use my legs a lot. I do jumps. Okay. But anyway, dude, I'm fit, but we should go sign up for lifeline luxury,

patreon.com slash lifeline luxury. And, and we're going to do episodes just where we just do that and not take people's videos and submissions. So, cause a lot of people like that part of the show exclusively. So, that's what we're going to do. Well, we asked, what would you want to hear if we had another?

Yep. A lot of people said that. Yep. A lot of people said exactly what we're going to do. So, you're welcome. Yeah. Put your money where your mouth is. Keep it moving, right?

Isn't that what you said to the guy? Keep it moving. Keep walking. Keep walking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. So, let's go. Let's go.

Let's go. Let's take some first submissions. Let's do it. Pedro Pascal walking. Keep walking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. So let's go. Let's go. Let's take some first submissions. Let's do it. Pedro Pascal. Matt and Chris, hello. Big fan. Robot. Chris, I saw you in Oakland a few years back.

Matt DeLis is Confused is one of the best podcasts of all time. Thank you. Thank you. Here's the dilemma. My friend, who is very lonely, went on Facebook a while back and was looking through his friends friends lists oh no and finding women that he could hit up for nudes not the way i would go about it but to each their own i guess okay just he ended up sending nudes to this person who he thought was perfectly legitimate and after exchanging the nudes they sent him a message

asking him for 500 or they would share these nudes with everybody on his friends list after paying this person a few weeks passed and they came back asking for another 500 you don't say this cycle repeated until he paid them i think 2500 and then they stopped reaching out to him they did a year or so has, and then they stopped reaching out to him. They did. A year or so has passed now, and they are reaching out again for more money. What should my friend do? Should he continue to pay this person who is threatening him, or should he just say, fuck it? Let's moment of silence for this absolute moron before we dive in here i mean how dumb why do you

want to send and receive nudes without even like like you don't go online in general farm and try to find like people to send people to exchange people have different kinks though i guess yeah i mean i guess i mean i definitely know women have told me like men send unsolicited dick pics so often which blows my mind yeah whoever got a dick pic and was like huh i think i like this guy i've never happened i've never in my life sent a dick pic yeah that's yeah yeah that's so i just i don't i don't trust that shit so you're the opposite of this guy you haven't ever sent one even to your wife right okay so so here's the thing actually maybe to like friends i have like to you okay or like okay well that's yeah but not not zero women that you know deserves an

explanation but i'm gonna pretend it never happened but one time i put a cloth over it and i said oh no there's a ghost in my house and i sent it to brian callum okay well i believe that um scary so um but but but i have a friend that this has happened to i do too yeah it's common so your friend's even dumber for that reason it's a thing that people know about it's a scam it's like that nigerian gold scam or whatever the fuck i think it's not as known as the nigerian thing maybe not but but that just like the nigerian thing still works i guess this still happens yeah it's gonna work there's enough people and i think you know obviously he made a mistake by paying anything to begin with

you're toast it happened it's coming out yeah the end that oh that's your that has to be your mentality right yeah it happened the the photos are going to come out and that oh that's your that has to be your mentality right yeah it happened the the photos are going to come out and that's that i guess but but it's possible that that they would never do anything if you just ignored them that is it's possible they would never leak anything because like they're not getting money it's just it's more work your whole thing is it's going to come out if it's going to come out the money has nothing to do with it. Yeah, basically. But I'm saying that's the way you need to think. So let's erase the $2,500. You already did it.

It's already in the hole. It's already gone. Ta-ta, bye-bye. You're never going to see it again. Bye-bye. Don't need to do all that, but yeah. I really don't like the last bye-bye. Bye-bye.

$2,500. That's gone forever. Yeah, that sucks. Kiss it goodbye. Thanks for coming. Loved having you. Sorry to see you go but you're gone all good okay um so now you're back at zero and you're gonna say

no money for you yeah i'm done if you need to do it do it if you you know whatever uh but don't message me anymore i'm gonna give you no more money if you have to blast my photo to everybody i know so be it no i don't even think you should say then okay they're not gonna do it well they might not but this is what you do to ensure that they don't oh okay the way you say that yeah is like this send it to everyone right and then don't say anything else go ahead send it to everyone bye don't don't hit me up anymore i think that's the way to really make sure probably right yeah because you seem like yeah you legitimately don't care but they already know he cares because he paid twenty five hundred dollars right but people grow people change and maybe now he doesn't care so forget also here's the other thing dude this

guy has you maybe tell this guy this uh you don't who cares who cares it's i get there's the shame involved or i sent a nude but honestly i've never sent a nude that's an anomaly it's very rare that nobody it's very rare that you find somebody that's never sent a nude right yeah sure yeah who cares they all know they've secretly done it so who cares i don't i don't get i mean unless you got like some seriously small penis or some shit which i don't if this if this somehow happened to me i need a wide lens and somebody was like i'm gonna show everybody yeah if you don't pay me four hundred dollars i would just be like can't wait huh yep like can't wait all right all right can't wait you yep can't wait alright can't wait you're not gonna get my money

yeah I know I'll do it you know what I mean I'll do it actually you know what no stop stop right there let me do it

then I would blast the exact same photo of me to all everyone in my friend group take pictures of his screenshots as proof send it back to that guy

just to show him how much I don't care at all right right right you know yeah but we were also very different in that whole who cares confidence thing. I don't know if it's – I'm not taking it from a confidence standpoint, though. It's actually just like a common sense standpoint.

They're never going to stop asking for money. So do you have endless money? No. Right, yeah. So you only have one alternative is to kiss them goodbye and say – Yeah, but don't do that. Off with you. Yeah, okay. Off with you yeah okay off with you right but i i think that um it's just i had a buddy that that this

happened to and he said oh no i guess just send it to everyone because i'm not gonna pay you and and he said that and the person never did it yeah yeah okay thank you yeah i didn't see i didn't even know that but yeah um it was an idiot he's an idiot for doing it that well which part is needed for for for sending a picture to somebody that he didn't well i don't he so didn't know unless it's your girlfriend or or something or boyfriend well obviously okay obviously that's okay but if it's somebody any less than that don't ever do it and also don't do it if it's your girlfriend or boyfriend because they're they lie and first of all do it if you want if it's someone you think you trust like whatever life is short yeah and and who cares if something goes sideways you're like

but just like don't look for people you've never met to exchange news with that is stupid exactly but that's somebody but that's his kink probably so it's like oh i mean that's a strange kink yeah well they're strange ones anyway your friend is an idiot and already messed up. But moving forward, he doesn't have to keep being an idiot. He can stop being an idiot and from now on be less of an idiot. Right. All right? So give him that advice from us to him sealed with a kiss.

Okay? Yeah. Okay. Cool. All right. Next one. Hey, what's up, Chris and Matt? The dog starts talking.

Chris, I know you used to train jiu-jitsu back in the day, which is crazy to me because I couldn't imagine you rolling around with a bunch of sweaty dudes. I like that. But I train jiu-jitsu full-time, and I'm injured right now. And I just want to know how you guys deal with when you can't do your passion or your job due to an injury or like life circumstances. Like when something is so pivotal to your life, that's like an anchor that you do every day. When you stop doing it, you kind of feel like, well, what am I doing with my time? So I'm just kind of curious what you guys would do. Any advice would help.

Love you guys. Chris, advice would help love you guys chris i saw you in austin and it was amazing thanks bro keep killing it and thanks thanks bro how much does that guy look like he does jiu-jitsu yeah he does look i mean yeah he i bet he's good at it too um well he does if it's a full-time thing yeah uh it's uh yeah well when i did that was actually i was thinking about this the other. I was thinking about the other day how weird it is. I agree. It's weird that you like that. No, it's not.

It is from the outside. Obviously, it's not to you. No, but it's not, though. Because you know it to be true. But if you know the deep side of me, and I'll tell you why. Well, maybe you need to be more open about your deep side because you're an enigma and a mystery

and you should let people know. I like one-on-one stuff. What does that mean? Like, I don't like sports people usually think like oh oh oh people that's not the reason why okay yeah and i think same with him it's the closeness of physical contact i like mixing bodily fluids and weirdness yeah a lot of potential weirdness you know um well yeah but also fuck man there's some weirdos there uh so and i love weirdos but yeah i was just

thinking about this the other day how much it sucks for people who do like combat sports or or or martial arts how much time like when you're injured you don't get to do it that sucks dude it's happening it happened to you back in the day didn't it like you got well you're you know they say if you're not hurt you're not training right but uh yeah my knee yeah i got knee surgery but then uh you know i don't know you have to figure out i don't know what your injury is but it's like it obviously it's all part of it so you know they say that a lot of the advancement in even physical stuff has to do with you thinking about it while you're not doing it. Uh, which I always thought was interesting,

but, um, yeah, yeah. I, you know, it's just interesting. Yeah.

Like take the time that you would have been training to think about right. Previous training sessions, what could have happened differently, how you could do certain things at certain times. That's, that's actually a good point. Yeah.

Yeah. So there's that. It's not as fun, obviously, but, um, it also isn't going to have the same effect on your brain like you just like you're not no you're sitting there not moving but but if you're worried about productivity versus none like that that is

something yeah but it also helps in a different way i think yeah you know so um you could be thinking more critical about it rather than just reacting in the moment but um yeah i don't know i mean my passion is you know stand up but uh i i took a break from it for a few months but uh you know i i don't know it's uh it was okay it was okay a year actually i said why not how long yeah i didn't do it for a year but um i mean i was dealing with other shit but like you have to like you have to just learn how to be okay with it. Maybe that's part of it, dude. I mean, especially with martial arts, they say a lot of it is in your mind and a lot of it has to do with, you know. So maybe just the waiting part will help.

Yeah, I think you actually do yourself some kind of favor and not think about how much it sucks that you can't do that other thing. And know that you, assuming it's a long-term injury and it's going to take some time to come back from it you're going to have to find something else that at least sort of somewhat fulfills you and i would just say be open to what that might be instead of sitting around being upset that you can't go train anymore think of it in this way i i'm going to just be the reality is i'm going to be out for x amount of months or weeks whatever i need to find something else and then find it some of the most interesting things that i either think about or read about or look have read like looking looked into uh

have i've stumbled upon because i was like what i think a lot of people call being bored but that's why that stuff isn't boring like at any second you can stumble into something that you're really interested in yep that's how i got into cobbling so give give yourself a chance i would say just like uh to find something new yeah you know what's cobbling cobbling is making shoes uh oops i knew it i want to know i didn't knew it while you were saying it, but I was insecure about knowing it because I thought I was wrong. But we said making, I go shoes with you. I didn't like it.

Well, you did that. But that's necessary for me. So let's go to the next one. Stop always thinking I'm looking at you. Hey, Matt. Hey, Chris. My name is Didi. I guess my question is late at night,

my roommates will get up and turn the AC on. They'll blast it. I get it. It'll be like, you know, maybe 54 degrees outside, which is pretty cold where I am. They'll make it like 65. And sometimes 69 as well. Which is not, you know, you don't do that. I know that that's wrong.

I guess my question is, what do I say to them? You know know i don't want to be a mean guy i appreciate them i think they're nice people i just uh i don't really know how to how to go about that because it's uh you know it's cold all right thank you i mean how much is that gonna sound like a radio host he's also an actor in in movies with molly ringwald yeah well he just he's got such a good voice i mean that guy should 100 be on the radio yeah have his own podcast you gotta you gotta my advice to you is start a podcast no look that's horrible did you say that this call was for me because you know i hate that shit mocco yeah uh you wake up and put the fucking heat on that's fucked up dude 64 degrees then you gotta be hot and uncomfortable no i love that it's not okay but that's not what he never put the air on if if it's 54 degrees outside you there's no reason to ever ever ever ever ever yeah yeah just tell

the guys hey why don't you open a window yeah this is bullshit i wake up freezing i'm gonna get sick yeah it's also very very, this is true of most dwellings, you could very easily be in the room that has the worst circulation for the air and it just comes out and ices everybody, no matter where you are in it or what time of day, whatever, what it's like outside.

They could be in a room that has worse, less effective cooling off of the room. You need to let them know yeah that your room gets freezing and also it's already cold outside why can't you just open a window if he hasn't let them known no at all yeah that's and that's what you say you say yo what's up with your room i feel like because this is my room is really cold when you put the air down so maybe you could just open up a window that's the move but if you've brought it up a bunch of times and they haven't said anything i don't think he's brought it up then yeah i don't think so either but if you haven't then you got it then it's war all that warfare sure break the thermostat yep break the thermostat break their legs yep

dump ice in their bed when they're sleeping yeah you know in their shoes in their shoes before yep icing their shoes yep steal money from them steal money from them yep yeah okay like that so we figured it out yeah i don't know man do you like what do you like your temperature at oh man if you could pick one temperature what would you like a true temperature 70 actually what it is full stop right okay so what do you put your thermostat up because you have to put it either 70 70. I put it at 70. But then it'll dip. And then when it does, it comes back up to 70 or back down to 70. So 70 is what you put that- So if it's hot out, I put the AC on 70.

Okay, so what I like is- If it's cold, I put the heat on 70. Yeah. Okay, so that's very, how do I say it? Rudimentary. You're regular, yeah. That's very rudimentary, but it's rudimentary. It's crude.

It's simple, though, what you do. Yeah, it is simple it is simple right but i do why would i complicate because because because things are a little different things are bodies aren't so aren't so simple are they well from body to body i guess not right so even even honestly one body take one body that's not so simple i don't think that's your point though so yeah that's true but my point is that you need to have some sort of finesse with it when it comes to the air dude i totally agree okay you got to have the right touch my house happens to be like that got it got it okay it took me a while to realize to realize that your house's finesse was just kind of kind of rudimentary it also depends on what room i'm in if i'm in my bedroom right it's that okay other rooms it's different okay um. In other rooms, it's different. Okay. I have,

I like, here's my thing. I like the temperature 74. That's what I like. That's the temperature I like. So you never want the AC on because rooms are rarely that hot.

So I put the heat on 76 or 77. What a maniac. Because it doesn't go up there, does it? No, because that would be rudimentary if I thought that I should put it on 74. But then it also goes up to 77 as in it never turns off. As soon as it gets to 77, it cuts. It goes back down to 74.

It never gets below 74. Oh, see, that's not my move. I know. That's the finesse with it. Don't let it be above or below, depending on if it's too cold or too hot. I got you. You need the very minimum to be what you like. Right.

But then don't you like 77? No, it's a little hot. So why are you setting it at 77? Because if I set it at 74, it'll dip down to 72. No, it won't. Yes, it will do. The second it because if i set it at 74 it'll dip down to 72 no it won't yes it will do the second it goes below 74 because the different rooms in the different houses are different well that's because you got to make sure the thermostat's in the right place right but but you don't do that you just get a house i did it when i got my house i did it i said the thermostat

goes there but that doesn't mean that that's where the vents go the vents go where the vents are already you bought the house. No, no, no. I had to put in AC. Seriously? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. For real. Okay, so that's why it's so rudimentary. The house was built in like 1908.

Wow. Nobody ever thought to put AC in. Back then, they were just- The first summer I lived there, it was the most miserable thing ever. Yeah. Wow, dude. It's peace on earth since then. All right.

New one? Yeah, I think another one, yeah. Hey, Matt. Hey, Chris. I'm Jillian. Sorry, I'm driving from work, but I just can't stop thinking about this question that I have to ask you guys. Need your advices. I'm an ER nurse.

I'm literally leaving work right now. Whoa. And I'm trying to get out of Virginia Beach. I've been here for three years, and I don't think I would need to be here anymore. So I applied overseas, got a job in England in Cambridge. It's a three-year contract. The only downfall is the pay is like shit, uh, to the point where I'm afraid that I won't be comfortable nor be able to travel like I would plan to if I went

there. So I also applied back home to San Diego and got the job offer that also includes a hundred thousand dollars sign on bonus, which is pretty much unheard of for a nurse so my question is if i should be practical or not do i go back home where my family is get that money and actually have money to travel with or do i go have an experience in england and just say fuck it no anyways help me oh definitely go to san diego really bro well i'm trying to take into account what she thinks is what would be best for her not what would be best for me i would obviously go to san diego but she is someone who wants to travel wants to try new things she could travel with that money i guess yeah she could but she could also be in a new place yeah which is three years she has to exciting yeah yeah but i don't know

something sounds fishy about that england shit like uh like a horror movie no no like you have this romantic idea of what it's going to be like and it's just not going to be of course it's not going to be that right that's true no matter what even if it paid more it's worth pointing out yeah yeah uh you know what san diego is like you're from there it's because the weather is also i mean san diego's weather is absolutely unbelievable the greatest so i say go back there make that money yeah look if you're gonna make more money so much also a lot more money right so much to the point that you'll be able to travel anyway i mean that seems like a no-brainer yeah i get why you are hesitant to do that but let me tell

you something about like being back where you're from it's not as bad as like movies and tv shows act like i totally agree bro it's just a place you know really well. I totally agree. Unless something truly traumatic happens to you somewhere, it's just a place. Yeah, I do. That's such a great point. That's such a great point.

Also, it's not like you're going to Fargo. You're going to San Diego, which is a place you know. It's beautiful weather. It's near LA. It's near a lot of other places like it's also where you're going isn't like paris or or berlin it's like a place in england she didn't even say london true so it could just be anywhere yeah and and places in england are anybody ever been depressed okay imagine exactly being 10 times that yep and every time you open eyes. And having to go like this a lot.

What? And then you can see their teeth and they're all fucked up. Well, that's for sure. But yeah, England, it has its great things like London and that's it. And I love it. I'm not bad mouthing England. Like I love it. I don't know.

I am. Okay. I am. Really? Yeah. But you've been to England? But it doesn't matter. The point is she might want to go to England and that's cool.

But like this could be like slough. You know what I mean? Like you don't know where you're going to be. You've been to England? But it doesn't matter. The point is, she might want to go to England and that's cool, but this could be like Slough. You know what I mean? You don't know where you're going to be. You've been to England? You've been in London. Where else? Oh, that's it. I haven't been around England.

Okay, cool. Yeah. I'm too scared. You just talk about Google images? Most people are the scariest, generally the worst people on earth. Wow. Why do you say that? I think they're naughty, naughty, bad, bad inside.

Naughty, naughty, bad, bad? I think something about growing up there, you're naughty, naughty, bad, bad. Wow. By the time you're an adult. By the time you're an adult. Children, I feel bad for them, but it's something. The vibe of that place. Whoa.

Scary stuff. It's deeper. Creates monsters. England creates monsters. Next video. Okay. All right. Cool.

That'd be a good title for the episode. Hey, Matt and Chris. 12. I know I have a scab on my chin. That's okay. You should have seen the other guy. But my question is... Don't point that out.

My name's Aaron, spelled A-A-R-O-N. Yep. Okay. And at least 47 times a day, I get, What's up, Aaron? What? Blood boiling. What? Every time, blood boils yeah so what's what's

a good clap back or a good spin move to when someone calls me aaron say hey dip shit so yeah i just i'm tired of it and i want to stop i really need some help yeah have a have a litany of them ready to go though like yeah those two yeah dickheads a small cock yeah yeah tubbo yeah yeah you know what i think about all the time i hate to do this because it's sort of like it's like bigging you up but whatever so be it you wouldn't you remember uh kian everybody listening yeah okay one time he said wait what is this one time he said you were like friends with him so you guys oh yeah yeah yeah but one time he like went over the line and he was like you got a big ass nose oh yeah and then you were like you said something like and i'm paraphrasing so maybe correct me yeah at least i don't have a big ass yeah right yeah yeah that

was good because he was kind of fat he was fat so it was good smashed him smashed him oh i'm so jealous so jealous that we had another friend we were younger who's keen keen was great man he's a cool dude i love he was just some really nice guy yeah with like a funky last name which is i know his last name i'm not gonna air him out but yeah the only people that he ever hung out with in high school they had funky last names yeah or first names or parents that didn't speak english you know not even funky last names. Or first names. Or parents that didn't speak English. But not even funky last names because they had immigrant names. Even the more American sounding things was always funky.

That's what I'm saying. Or. Because mom would be like, you know, it's really great you're making friends here in LA when we moved from Southern California from New Jersey. She's like,

but I can't be friends with their parents because they don't speak English. Yeah, that was a real thing. I'd be like, mom, I guess you're going to have to parents because they don't speak English. Yeah, that was a real thing. I'd be like, Ma, I guess you're going to have to pick up a fucking language, huh? Yeah, got to learn. Pick up some Japanese because Morgan Doizaki is a really good friend. You got to learn Polish for Idus Mattis. Yep.

You know? Was that Polish? I thought it was Russian. No, he was Polish. Oh, right. And his sister was in my grade. Right, so that's what you know. They look exactly alike.

In fact, she was so beautiful, but it was upsetting to look at her because she looked so much like Idus. Oh, really? So much like Idus. Wow, really? So much like Idis. Wow, man. All right. Well, that's what it is, man. Hi, Idis.

Hi, Morgan. Hi, Kian. Morgan is his sister? No, Morgan is your friend. Morgan Dozaki. Why are you willing to say his last name but not Kian's? Because I didn't want people to think that Kian had a big ass. I'm saying Morgan Dozaki was a very good friend.

That's why I'm saying good things. But that was also when we were young. You know what know what it wouldn't surprise me if kean was very handsome he's probably by fat so uh all right next threw him a lifeline then took it right back love you guys so much oh you look like such a nice person brief i had a boyfriend and we were having a house party last saturday And so we got the house ready. I helped him clean. I bought us a lot of alcohol. We made some jungle juice.

Jungle juice, wow. And he made it sound like such a big deal that I was there and like meeting all of his friends. And he knows I have social anxiety. So I told him these things and I hate parties. And so I told him these things that would help me and make me feel more comfortable and just not freak out. And the first person that got there, he didn't introduce me to them or to anybody what and then from that point on once that first person got there he wouldn't stand by me or look at me or talk to me include me in his conversations or anything like at one point we're literally in the kitchen and he got everyone a shot except for me. Like, and I was standing right there and it was like, why the fuck am I here?

Like, um, but yeah, so that was pretty shitty. And we were supposed to be moving in together. Like my lease is up super soon and I thought we were super great and solid and apparently we're not. So any advice? And I get that it's his house and he had to entertain people, but I was his girlfriend too. Yeah, that's a bit extreme. It was just super weird.

So any advice on that would be great. Okay, here's one thing just to consider first off. Maybe he forgot. Forgot what? That she was his girlfriend. Just during the party? No, no, no. You don't think that was it?

I think it's really weird and it's hard to argue that that wasn't intentional if it was it probably i want to say it wasn't you're just yeah you're inclined to but i if that is just if she's just spitting facts right that's impossible to believe there wasn't some kind of intentionality to what he was if exactly what she is saying is true which is obviously there's it's always somewhere in the middle so we'd like to hear what the guy said but it's i doubt you're she doesn't sound still angry about it though so my sense is she's telling the truth or at least it's understandable that that would be her

version of it does that make sense yeah yeah i'd like to know that like what she must have brought it up right that's i mean i want to know imagine if you didn't bring it up to him i want to know what how what his reaction is like when you bring it up and if you did bring it up to him what was his reaction like because that's um really weird and i feel like yeah i don't know here's the thing that I – Did they break up? To be the most generous, no. Because she said, I had a boyfriend. That's how she started it.

I had this boyfriend. At the end, she implied that their lease was coming up. She thought everything was good, but now she's not sure. That's the vibe I got. Okay. That's what I understood, rather. Before she totally finished, my initial thought was he probably – because I know people who have never experienced a single moment of anxiety. And I mean that's a lot of people.

Yeah, I know people too. Yeah, I know people like that too. It's just crazy. I wish. And they cannot – they cannot, not that they will not, not that they don't want to, not that they want to disrespect it and poo-poo on it, but they cannot understand what it is. Yeah, true. You cannot explain it, define it. It's not possible.

Yeah. It's not an experience they can have, so they need to listen to you. And sometimes that just, it's not that they're trying to be rude or dismissive or even not pay attention to your needs they it just for a lot of people that can't register it doesn't make sense and it's not that they're not trying it just like bounces right off of them as for the social being said yeah it's still dick he should at least he that should make him go the other way yeah be like hey is this cool like are you cool you cool you okay like am i being like am i introducing enough people like are you happy

everything okay you know the fact that he got everyone a shot except you again it should be the opposite you come over to her do you need a thing can i help you like i know you got you 10 shots and then filled you up wow and then and then put her to sleep put her in a room so he didn't have to deal with her anxiety wouldn't have been you know yeah i just think you know you are right to be deeply perplexed i just think go go into confronting him about it which you have to go into confronting him about it not with anger but with like with that yeah confusion yeah don't don't be as you are and deserve to be upset try to show the side that is more just plainly confused like i told you we talked about it what happened like what happened yeah you know definitely do that and let him respond and depending upon how he responds

that's gonna dictate how either angry or angry or understanding you are moving forward. Why do you have a blue chips hat? Because I saw it and liked it and I loved the movie. I think about this movie all the time. Why? Because you have the hat. No, because I remember distinctly thinking I was so excited to see it. And I was begging dad to take me.

And he took me on opening night to see blue chips starring nick nolte shaquille anil anthony hardaway christian jt walsh uh no that guy looks like christian latiner but no he's just an actor he sucks yeah he sucks what he sucks at acting yeah yeah he's terrible he was just like an actual basketball player oh it was like an amateur somewhere yeah okay yeah uh there were three main basketball players in the latin is a cool last name latiner yeah well you kind of cut me off and okay you asked me a question and then okay i was kind of answering it and then you slammed me it was yes or no yeah no blue chips is a great movie i think about a lot it's it's personally meaningful to me because of the opening day dad thing yeah

it's like it's a really strong memory of the whole thing. That's awesome. And when I saw the hat, I was like, that's perfect for me. Oh, cool. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I wasn't looking for a blue chips hat. Right, right. I took Calvin to see Mario the other day.

I didn't even know there was a new Mario movie until you told me that. Well, you live under a rock. Nope. It made a billion dollars. I know that now. Okay. Because I did my homework after I learned about it.

Yeah. And then I took him today to get his haircut. And it was so cute, man. Are those two stories related? Well, yeah. My point is, those core memories,

those memories, you never know when they're going to pop up. But I think as a dad, you want to try to have as many of them as you can. And it was so funny. We were watching Mario, and he was just watching it. And then an hour in, he says, is it over yet?

Oh, wow. That is funny, dude. And I was like, no. Do you want to go home? And he said, yeah, let's go home. Can I bring my Sprite? Wow. What happened?

Nothing. That he's just three and doesn't do movies? Well, no. I mean, it was like an hour into it. and he sat through a whole movie before in the theater. Yes. But, yeah. And then we left, and I was like, what did you think about that movie? He said, it was good, but it was a little bit scaly.

Uh-huh. Yeah. And then I said, well, who's your favorite character? He said, Bowser. And I said, why? He said, because he's scary. I said, so you like Bowser? And he was like, yeah.

And I was like, I don't understand. Whoa. So conflicted already, you know? Bowser. You're going to be such a deep adult. I know. She's like Carl Jung as a three-year-old. I like it, but I like it for a bunch of different reasons and not just because it makes me feel good. I like to explore the shadow in the Mario movie.

The shadow of self. Yeah. That's actually what he said after that. All right, next one. Oh, my God. Hey, Matt. Hey, Chris. Longtime listener, short-time fan.

My husband's a big fan of the podcast, so shout out to him if we can. Love him. My name's Tabby. I'm from Iowa. And our debate lately has been homeschool versus public school, private school, if you want to throw that in there, too. But we're leaning more towards homeschool or public school just because we had our first kid. It's going to be a little while.

But she was due the same day that Chris became a double dad. So congrats. Oh, cool. Yeah. What are your opinions? Homeschool versus public school? And if you guys want to ever come out to Iowa, that would be pretty cool. Have a good one.

Thanks. I'll just teach your kid. I'll just teach your kid. Perfect for me. I think homeschool is – I know times are changing. I think more people are doing homeschool now. But I just feel like you get so much with other kids. You do.

But I think if it's homeschool, you got to make sure there's tons of other planned social activities, whether that be sports or – I mean I don't even know. Boy Scouts, Girl Scouts, I don't know. But things like that where they are still thrust into situations, not by choice, that they have to socialize and work with, compromise, all those things learn those skills uh sharing all that stuff but i will say you said times are different now i dude i would be really really selective and careful about the public school i sent my kid to just because things are so crazy right now uh and if if really if the public school wasn't the real deal wasn't good right and and in my bones I knew that, I would figure out some way to homeschool. What about private school? I mean, if you can afford it, great.

Right, it's very expensive. But who the hell can afford private school? Right, right, right. Well, she did say throw that in there. I know, but I assume that it's going to be a bank breaker even if you can't afford it. So you would do that? Homeschool? I would 100% do that.

But here's the thing. I'm really smart. I could handle that. You wouldn't be able. So you would do that? Homeschool? I would 100% do that. But here's the thing. I'm really smart. I could handle that. You wouldn't be able to do that. What? Meaning you could be the teacher? No, I could oversee it. I'm not the actual teacher.

But I could teach it. I could teach science. I could teach social science. I could teach music. I could teach dance. I could teach history. I could teach music i could teach music i could teach dance i could teach history i could teach world history and american history okay i could teach english literature just say a lot of russian literature all right i could teach comparative literature go ahead yeah between russian and english literature um hey it's time for music here we go

oh my lord Lord, sing along with me. Lord, Lord, Lord. Not going to sing that, you know? Oh, my Lord. First one. Lord, Lord, Lord. First exercise. Here we go. Wow. I mean, it's not Christian school.

It's glory. That's from Glory. They're sitting around the campfire. The movie Glory? Uh-huh. Oh, my Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord. Did you recently watch Glory? Nope.

I always remembered it because I knew I was going to use it for a joke. Wow. Yep, I do that. I do that. It's like me and blue knew I was going to use it for a joke. Wow. Yep. I do that. I do that. It's like me and blue chips, but your version of it. I know blue chips. I got a bunch of jokes about blue chips.

I just chose not to do them. Okay. Well. All right. So let's see what's up with the next one. Yeah. Oh, boy. Hey, Chris.

Hey, Matt. Too close. In his mouth. I brought a question. Holding it with a dead-end apple. This is it. So sexy. So sexy.

Yesterday, I was out with some friends at a bar. It was so close. And after this bar, we were just walking out, and we just bumped into another person. This is how coward face turns out. She was a woman, and she started talking to us. And it was great. It was a back and forth.

I hated it. I hated it. And then suddenly, in this group of five, there was this someone farted. Really bad. The smell was just fucking terrible. It was awful. And seconds go by and no one mentions it.

I'm just thinking it's one of those smells that need to be mentioned. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so strong that how can you not? How can you ignore that? Yeah. And I was just in this turmoil, inner turmoil, well, conflict of, should I say something? Should I shed light on it?

Should I make a joke about it? Because everyone's smelling it. Everyone has to be smelling it. Right. No one's mentioning it. So what would you do in that situation is it okay in that situation um no is it okay to mention uh that you smell something a fart or you know a fart even like the smell of shit in a house is it okay you know to mention it's obviously a fart uh intruding i don't get ones like this what do you think

what do you mean ones like this a font you're the one who let it through did the way he says fart is just f a and then a bunch of h's deaf a font font so what you don't get ones like this what do you mean you don't get ones like this i mean i want to let them through because i want you guys yeah i understand eviscerate them really wow plain god plain god so i mean i would just say here's the answer yes it's okay is it okay you know what i mean you're basically asking a story you're basically asking somebody is you're asking us is it okay to mention you smell something the answer is resoundingly astoundingly obvious the answer is yes the

most dick game show host of all time um i think that you uh first of all let me just say this yes it is okay a hundred percent and that's fucking obvious but how many times have you been like oh you smell that and someone's like no oh all the time so i wouldn't assume everyone smells it that's the first thing i thought actually yeah okay good so i think this guy is really off on that yeah he just thinks his nose is like what what is he like two years old he hasn't gotten through like i know realization he might be self and the other because that is how calvin does videos it was so close he zooms out it's just like a baby's body uh yeah i think that that's that's the everything's all right everything you might smell even if it's a font then so insecure the guy is it okay to tell people i smell something did it you know

yeah also you know what they say whoever smelt it and submitted a video dealt it i don't believe that but also dealt it whoever smelled it i get it but what if everyone else in britain or wherever he was was just like this should we everyone everyone's like i don't know should we should we say something we don't say something did you get other videos of the same fucking situation with from other guys oh i can't find a deal do i say it smell it dealt it because i know smell it don't and i don't say something i don't think it's me what i mean dude you know that's just absolutely fucking astounding that he sent that video in but it's okay you also pull it back just pull it pull it back pull the hand back it's gonna be okay what if we see your neck it's okay yeah if we see what

your head is on it's okay yep you know see what your head is on, it's okay. Don't run or don't smash it in your face. Do we have another one? Alright, quick one. Lightning round. Hey, dangly earring boy. Hey, Chris. QVC. There's a guy at my work that constantly

sniffs his nose every five seconds. And I was thinking about maybe putting constantly sniffed his nose every five seconds and I was thinking about maybe putting wet cement up his nose. Let me know what you think I should do. I can't even. I know. Dude, it drives me nuts and it's almost like

if you're on a plane, a little while ago, I wouldn't stop sniffing, dude. I was losing my mind. I was actually looking at him like – because I wanted him to look at me. Yeah, right. And he never looked at me. But here's the thing.

If you're willing to be that confrontational, why are you not willing to ask him? Right? It's the same thing to me. Ask him. Ask him. Ask him. You know why? Because this way, the looking thing is more me. I understand. And I want ask him ask him because you know why because this way the looking

thing is more me and and i want him to be like i you know why it's a trap i want him to be like why are you being a dick like why are you looking at me like that and then i could be like oh well it's an anomaly with how much you're sniffing so you doing that is putting like the meat out for the leopard to snatch into so you can trap it and kill that's what i'm doing okay so you're trapping leopards it's also the sexiest way to do it and i'm constantly thinking about how to be sexy yeah you actually are uh so i think if you work with somebody there's a way to do it that you're not going to be a you might be a little bit of a dick no matter what i mean but there's a way to do it without being a tremendous dick, which is I've noticed you like,

you're always like sniffing. It's like, is there like something going on? Like, are you all right? Not like there's something wrong with you, but like is- Hey, you eat a Coke, yeah? You could just do that. No, I mean, it could be something as simple as like, I have a constant post-nasal drip,

which would suck. Right, right, right. And then you wouldn't be mad anymore. No, you wouldn't be mad anymore. No, there's a reason, okay. Yeah, exactly. Which which is why you can ask because then they'll be willing to tell you if there's no reason yeah then you can just if he's just like no i don't know what you're talking about you could be like oh what if what if oh i hate you yeah and that's it what if he was like why do you keep sniffing he says because somebody obviously fine and i don't know if i should admit it dude i think that um yeah it's maddening

definitely bring it up or you can say hey man what's the deal with uh where do you get it and when he's like what he'll be like i never mind and then later on be like where do you get it he'll be like what the coke man like you have a fucking hard coke problem like what happened to me what at the clipper game what happened to the clip i told you about this game what oh this is a long time ago you tell us i don't think i said it on the show stop me if i have uh the audience no call them stop them obviously the people that are with us every episode what the audience um and i was at a clipper game with dad clipper game with dad going to the bathroom Some guy With like a nice leather jacket Kind of a mock turtleneck

Yeah Beard but like trimmed Super manicured And like short hair That's the same length As his beard Yeah I remember him

Like it was yesterday I see him making the line Toward me Okay Which is common At a sporting event You think people Are maybe walking toward you

But they're not This guy definitely was Walking towards you Yeah so by the time He got to me I was like what kind of in my body you know wow yeah and he and so i didn't say that though and all he said was do you have any coke come on and i swear i i was like i was so shocked first of all and so i just told him the truth which was no right and the this is the reason why it's a story he looked at me and actually actually said this really like i just am coke guy what if you cut

to you you had just white powder all over your face wait where were you where how old were you uh late teens maybe or yeah like 17 18 probably yeah mate not 20 dude i wasn't even 20 yeah you must have been like i mean i just must have saw you just i don't know dude maybe i looked like his like i don't i haven't i don't even have a guess dude yeah yeah yeah maybe you look like somebody yeah i don't even have a guess that is pretty free but he was stunned that I didn't have any Coke. Wow. Or didn't have any Coke to sell him. He was like shocked. He's just like. Just so rude to do that. You know what I mean?

Like so rude. All you're doing is saying you look like a guy who does Coke. A piece of shit like you? Yeah, right. That's basically what it was. Unreal. Okay. Well, that's a funny story.

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