Lifeline - 64. Mr. No Frills

Episode Date: July 2, 2023

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You drink a lot of coffee? I do. I used to drink a lot more coffee. You know what I drink? I drink Magic Mind with my coffee. Oh, wow. And it helps. Okay.

It helps me focus all day. Okay. And that's the truth. I feel upbeat and good. So that's what Magic Mind does. And I'm just saying it. Just to say it. I don't even have a deal with them or anything. I'm just saying it. A, it sounds like you have a deal with them.

B, it sounds like you're being stern about it. Like you're angry. You'll drink it. But I will say this. You haven't... You want to... What? You've obviously noticed something about me.

What about your appearance? Did you want me to notice that I didn't notice? Your watch? You've obviously noticed something about me What about your appearance Did you want me to notice That I didn't notice Your watch? You've obviously noticed something about me No I mean If it's a tattoo

I don't know Because you have so many I can't keep track It's not a tattoo I do have many Okay I'm a little bit more fit Oh

You're beefier Yeah I'm a little bit more fit Honestly you actually are Oh nice I did not expect that to go that way Yeah But I am I don't I fit, aren't I? Honestly, you actually are. Oh, nice. I did not expect that to go that way. Yeah.

But I am, yeah. No, dude, I don't naysay on you when it's not true. I'm just telling the truth, and it happens to be in the case with you that it is often negative. He's beefier. You know why? I do crazy back work. I do crazy shoulder work, and I do deadlift city, and it's always leg day. I'll tell you that much. You know what's always been interesting about you and our dynamic you've never stopped talking about working out since you began working out i was still in high school you've done it all

throughout our relationship you talk about working out now after instagram became a thing you'd send me workout videos all the time from gym accounts yep buff dude accounts, trainer accounts. I send you buff dudes. Every single time I say, I don't want to see that. I don't care. I don't work out. I don't care about people who work out. I don't care about the accounts that show videos of people working out, whether it's a lot of weight, whether it's a little bit of weight whether they fall whether they trip whether something falls on their head i don't like i don't care sorts okay and so let's fall down you don't care let's ask you no i mean if they fall

down so i'll give it to you so what's going on why do you still why do you still because i care about it and my passion is something that is that that is something you appreciate. But I don't send you baseball stats, baseball plays. Well, you kind of do sometimes. I jokingly say so-and-so did this on my fantasy team, and you jokingly say you care, but that's like a thing we do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't expect you to care. But what about how when I send you video of weightlifting guys,

what do you think I'm thinking? When you send them to me or when you see them? When I send them to you, what do you think i'm thinking when you send them to me or when you see them when i send them to you what do you think i'm thinking um maybe you're maybe by now you're thinking this is funny that it's an established thing that pisses matt off no oh i am showing you stuff that is amazing and it's hilarious that now you have to see it because i sent it to you well okay that i wouldn't have even guessed. That is rude though. But, well, we can get into this a little bit later, but I will be in Las Vegas and Charlotte and Cleveland and Knoxville and Little Rock and Nashville,

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Know what I've had stuck in my head a lot? What? Got into Cleveland late last evening. Oh, yeah. You know what that is? Of course I do, yeah. Tupac thing, because I'm going to be in Cleveland. I thought about how I'm going to be in Cleveland performing, and then I thought about that.

Every time I think of Cleveland, I think of, I got in Cleveland late last evening. Okay. And that's a Bone Talks Harmony song with Tupac. Yes, it is. Now, my thing, it's when you say Charlotte. Charlotte. Charlotte.

Yeah. Every time you start saying that word, it sounds like, and because technically everyone who says it makes it sound like this, but I never thought about it until you say it. And every time you say it, I think it,

which is it sounds like you're going to say charlatan, but you stop after the T. Charlotte. Well, that's just because charlatan is a longer word than Charlotte. I know, but I'm saying the only time. I always think of charlatan when I say Charlotte. Whenlotte i know but i'm saying the only you always think of charlatan when i say charlotte when you say it and no one else not not anyone else i mean no not that many people say charlotte to me you know what i mean but i've heard it

hundreds of times in my life well you think people in charlotte think that i'll be in charlotte soon uh i bet people in charlotte are so used to it that they don't even uh charlatan you know carlton think about it um yeah so i don't know i think that that's pretty crazy you know what i mean so something else is something's going on here where anthony uh showed us he thought it was interesting and i don't i need it kind of i need it explained because that's when you look at the picture i know nobody has any context yet yeah but the headline is would you buy this microscopic handbag someone just did for $63,750?

Now, there's a photo, and on the photo, it's an extreme close-up of the tip of a finger, and on the tip of a finger, tiny like the kids in Honey, I Shrunk the Kids, is what I presume to be a purse. Is that right? It looks like a piece of glass, but I don't know. Either way, Anthony can keep his penis in it.

Right. That's why he showed it to us. It's like a holster. It's the same guy that made the red boots that everyone was wearing from the movie. Yeah, that's it. So that's what it looks like, huh? They could just take a picture of a big one and say

that's what that is. Honestly, they could. Yeah, for sure. Now what could just take a picture of a big one and say, that's what that is. Honestly, they could because nobody will ever see it. Yeah, for sure. Now what I want to know is why anyone would buy that. Well, you can't even put anything in it, right? Because there's nothing that small. But you also can't even see it. Yeah, I know.

Hey, I got to have my – dude, hold on, dude. I got to bring my atoms. Yeah, they're molecules. Dude, I got to bring my molecules. Hold up. Fuck, I forgot my molecules at the restaurant. We got to go back. You could fit three. Just like this.

Even at that, you can fit about a handful of molecules in there. And molecules are literally so small, you can't see them. Scientist. So, this purse can pack about five to ten molecules. It's a handbag, but yeah. What did I say? Purse. Isn't that a purse?

Yeah, but it's a handbag to be more specific. Okay. So, this handbag contains- It's a Louis Vuitton. It's not a Louis Vuitton. It's a doing a louis vuitton bag right right louis vuitton buy this guy dude why would you buy why would you buy it for 63 000 to say i have this moss handbag you're gonna lose it gonna lose it i have it too look it's in here it's in here so anyway i got that no but for real though if you buy that it doesn't matter if it's like on a lark you think it's funny whatever

you are a huge huge prick you're such a prick and here's why that money could do a lot of things and I don't like

when people are like oh you could have given that to charity because sometimes it's like somebody wants to do a thing that's really expensive and like

they earned the money they deserve the right to do it whatever this is no one deserves this no one should want this it serves no utility obviously yeah but it also isn't even like a status thing no one can see it right you don't buy things no one can see yeah it's even if you're a shallow

asshole yeah you know what i'm saying it's basically you know like uh what's his name jeff bezos has a 500 million dollar yacht that, you know, at least you can use it. That's what I'm, yeah, I mean, that's terrible. That's truly nuts. That's truly nuts and terrible.

Wasteful. Save lives. Yes. Many. But, you know, what do you think about that, dude?

You think you should, I don't know. Here's what I think about that. As the wealth gap, not to be a nerd, but as the wealth gap grows so big and the money is concentrated in so many fewer,

fewer people, it's like, it's inhuman to collect that much money. Right. Because no one can rightly say, I earned it. Right. The system is set up for people who have more to continue to get more. Right, right, right.

You didn't earn it. That is a literal principle of physics. So what do you think that you – I would say a high percentage of very very very wealthy men are like sociopaths you know what i mean and oh yeah because of that that's why they're so successful people miss the point when they say how much money do you really need that is not the point for that yeah it's totally different and i'm not defending it but you're missing the point if it if you think it's about the actual money literally it's not about that

it turns into a different thing for people who are that rich. And they're playing a different game, and that's a whole part of it to them. Like Jeff Bezos wants to be richer than Elon Musk, and Elon Musk wants to be richer than Jeff Bezos. There's that angle too. It becomes a competition with a small group at the top.

But I don't care about any of that. $500 million yacht, as you said, at least you can be on it. Right, right, right, right. And the ocean. It's something. Yeah. It is at least something.

This is true nothing. Yeah. True nothing. So you know what would be funny is if you cut it in half and sold each piece for $25,000 or whatever it is. $30,000.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, that would actually be great because you would expose it for the ludicrous thing that it is. That's what it is. And then it's a point you're making. That's what, yeah. Yeah, I mean, that would actually be great because you would expose it for the ludicrous thing that it is. That's what it is. And then it's a point you're making. Nah, that's what, yeah.

You cut it in fourths and try to upsell it. Be like 20 grand for each fourth. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. Yeah, and then you make some money on that shit. Or maybe it's something that's going to appreciate in value. You don't know. Somebody buying that as an asset, be like, this is going to get way more,

way more valuable as time passes. Yeah. Just have it like this. And there it is. How about... Ah, we're over a grate. I mean, that's so true, dude. It's so true. Oh, I would drop it immediately. You know who could never hold it? Kristen. You know who could never hold it? Me. No, Kristen will just... It would just go?

Oh my God, bro. Immediately out of her hand? Yeah. Dude, she'd put it down. No, she'd put it down and walk away. And I'd be like, where's the handbag, the mini handbag? And she'd be like, I gave it to you. Right. And I'd be like. It's over.

It's gone. You owe me 63 Gs. Imagine trying to get insurance on it. Like nothing applies to this thing. Yeah. And there's a reason for that. Yeah. Because it doesn't fit in the system isn't the reason it's good. that fit in the system are bad this is worse than things that do fit in

this this is like the shittiest apex shittiness apex shittiness you know yep i think that's a cool name for a movie apex shittiness yeah yeah saw tulsa king that is not worth applauding isn't that a Terrence Winter show? Who's that? Maybe. Yes. It is, right? Yeah.

Who's that? He, okay. Every major show that is truly legendary and great, there's the person who created it. And the reason it is a great show is because of obviously the person who created it. But there's also someone that picks up the reins throughout the course of the show

that makes it maintain its thing because you can't be the same thing for three, four, five, six seasons. Yeah, I know, right, yeah. So someone... That's him. It's like a magic potion that sometimes happens on some shows.

That's him on The Sopranos. Oh. Yeah, he did that on The Sopranos. With David Chase or whatever? David Chase created it, then him and Matt Weiner took over the reins and made Sopranos the greatest thing ever. And he went on to Sopranos. With David Chase or whatever? David Chase created it. Then him and Matt Weiner took over the reins and made Sopranos the greatest thing ever. And he went on to do Boardwalk Empire.

Matt Weiner obviously did Mad Men. But that's like the mold. Mad Men was boring as shit, but yeah. Yeah, so boring, right? Well, actually, he was the only guy throughout the whole run of the show. And I think a lot of people's complaint about Mad Men was that it got like, eh.

I actually thought it got better. The couple seasons are to me super boring yeah but i remember season four season five really good well i saw tulsa king and and it was phenomenal dude oh okay have you seen it no seen it so annoying dude wow honestly i really like sylvester sloan best he's been in so long okay when he's so when was he this good is it the best he's ever been i mean i don't know because he's not like known as an actor no but he is a really good so fast instead of i know i know i know well he does that action shit, you know, which is whatever. Expendables.

I mean, how do you act in that? It's whatever it is. But I think it's the best since Driven. No, I'm kidding. Remember that? I don't even know what that is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Driven with Kip Pardue or whatever the fuck.

Wow. I don't even know what that is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but he's so good. It's so good. The tone is so good. And it's just so great. And it's on Paramount Plus

and there we go. Is it like a gangster show? It's like a guy who, for those of you that don't know it, it's a guy who goes to jail for 25 years and he doesn't snitch.

So he takes the rap, goes to jail. He did kill somebody, but he goes to jail, gets out, comes back to the family and he expects them to have him with open arms

and they're like, we got nothing for you here, but we want you to start uh uh the our branch in tulsa and he's like tulsa what the fuck i'm from new york right yeah and then they're like oh shit well you're gonna be in tulsa and he gets really pissed off and then he starts a he starts earning in tulsa and he butts up against this biker gang and this b biker gang wants him out. And then also you find out that the family just put him out there to like basically an exile. Yeah, right. Because they didn't know what to do with him and shit. But he's earning.

He's earning. Yeah, he's starting to make a lot of money. And then he's like, I'm making a lot of money. Why the fuck am I giving it to that man? You know? I don't know why that's so fucking funny, dude. Because he's so good in it, though. He's just like, hey, we got this biker gang, you know.

But he's good as fuck in it, dude. Stallone is so good if he wants to be. I disagree. Nah, bro, you don't get it. You know what I mean? Why don't you tell him we're in a bowling league, huh? Like what? Like Copland?

You think he's good in Copland? That's niche niche for me with Stallone. Stallone should be a big, strong guy who muscles his way around. He should be that. When he plays like a lunking dummy, it doesn't work for me. Anyway, he's good at it. He's definitely a legend, though. I mean, he is pretty amazing.

Like Cliffhanger? Yeah. that's some shit right there don't look down all right um so let's do a video huh what's up chris and matt chris saw you in lakeland bro that show was fun as fuck man great night thank you love both of y'all love the podcast um my question is about caring about what other people think about you, caring about what like random strangers are thinking about you. That's different than what I thought. Needing validation and needing everyone to like you. It's like a huge thing for me. It's super annoying.

If y'all know anything about that, I'd appreciate it, guys. Thanks. I was just talking about this with my therapist, like literally two hours ago. It sucks, man. Dude, like, it sucks. No, but it just sucks because you fucking, you want to feel good enough by yourself, but it's also very human to want people to like you. but it's also very human to want people to like you so you have to find that within yourself to be happy enough to where you don't unhealthily go out and think people like dude i work out

because i want to be healthy for my kids i have to keep that in mind okay if i work out and i start thinking oh shit i'm starting to look like yeah i got to get another film crew to add to my back because I could probably get a production company to shoot something in a vast fucking mountain range, right? They shot Cliffhanger there. Yeah, they could, you know, and if I start thinking in that way and then I start sneaking looks at the gym

and then women are looking at me like, God damn, he looks a little beefy, a little beefier than I thought. He's actually really way more handsome in real life. I mean, yeah, he's good on screen, but in real life, holy fucking shit. If I start going down that road, like, yeah, his legs are skinned but he's skinny but he's v'd out right so it doesn't really matter you know like yeah who cares about calves it has no

utilization for that in real life but he could fucking carry a refrigerator upstairs he could help me move right i don't think you're answering the query i'm saying i'm saying that it's very unhealthy to spiral about that you need to think about what you're grateful for it's so fucking hard dude it's so hard some days i wake up and i'm just like oh dude okay i feel good some days i wake up and i'm just like oh it's gonna be a piece of shit day dude and there's nothing i can do about it except try dude it's the bane of my existence all i want is for people to fucking like me and that is sad the worst advice you know that is so sad just commiserating yep let me come at it from a

different angle uh this helped me with thinking about things like my own anxiety and and certain other things as well when i think think about them from an actual evolutionary standpoint, it makes sense to care about what people around you think, people you know, people in your community, people in your society, that matters because it affects your life, it affects the life of others, and mainly it affects the way people treat you. You don't wanna be exiled from the tribe.

So that matters, exactly. You don't wanna be exiled from the tribe. You don't wanna be the man. However, the world for humans expanded exponentially so, so, so fast that we still have those brains. So we think of the people we don't know the same way we think of people we do know because our brains didn't have time to catch up with the way we live now, which is we're connected to everybody around the entire globe all the time.

Strangers are interacting with us all the time throughout the day. It doesn't matter how involved with social media or not we are. And that's crazy. And the reason we think it's a universal thing. So why do we feel a way that is so counter to what's good for us? And that's the reason. Our brains have to play catch up and they're not good at that. And if you can think of it in a way of like, okay, it's like, not that you're separate from your brain. In fact, you are that you're separate from your brain. In fact, you are the opposite of separate from your brain. But sometimes your brain does things that can't help itself.

And you need to be able to recognize that and kind of put the kibosh on it early and right away. Because that shit will make you start spiraling. Next thing you know, you're like completely broken up about what fucking sean gonzalez in tahiti thinks about your shoes wow some shonga there's a shonga zaza tahiti just like this no yeah it's just you know humans used to get men used to get fucking their like validation from like dude there's stuff that you can do to minimize that compulsion of wanting other people. Like, dude, when I, when I'm on stage, I check out, I'm out of my mind. When I work out, I'm out of my mind. There are ways to do this. Right. But, but there are also like, uh, like we used to get that. We used to feel good about ourselves because of hunting, because of sitting in silence,

being with the family, being with our tribes and now we've got all this shit that is so unnatural and we're conditioned to for likes and clicks and you know subscriptions that we are we are fucked basically so it makes it worse which is kind of what matt's saying but yeah there's there's people nowadays that actually the first thing they think when they meet someone is how many followers do you have and it's like that's obviously we all agree that that's terrible but that is also a very natural progression of the thing this guy's talking about yeah yeah yeah which is the signifier that it's bullshit and you don't need to punish yourself for feeling that

but you do need to keep yourself in check and in terms of how you deal with that and behave out in the world. That's what matters. It doesn't matter what makes you feel. We feel a whole lot of things that make no sense and are terrible. We don't need to act on them. We don't need to put them out in the world. We can keep them in check because we are civilized.

Go be a Buddhist monk too. You could go be a Buddhist monk and learn how to live without validation. I take back what I said. Go be a Buddhist monk. You could live without validation, right? External validation. You could be a Buddhist monk. Like could live without validation, right? External validation. You could be a Buddhist monk. Like, I mean, I could do that. You could not ever, ever do that.

Hey. You're the last person that could do that. Hey. Do we really have to be quiet? Yeah. Day one. Do you guys have Tabasco sauce? Sorry.

I don't know how to fucking... How would I say it without saying it? Okay. Fine. I'm the dick. I have to go now? Seriously? You wouldn't probably... The Tabasco sauce I say it without saying it? Okay, fine. I'm the dick. I have to go now? Seriously? You wouldn't probably,

the Tabasco sauce you could stay. But you can't talk. Oh, you can't, you made up that rule? Well, there's this vow of silence. Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, you could not do that. Hey, do you guys,

I mean, checking a guy off. So, so, I have to go now because I said, because I asked guy off. So, so, I have to go now because I said, because I asked for something. Okay, fine. Yeah, it's crazy.

Also, it helps to know. I'll go get my orange robes. I'm leaving. It helps to know that everybody feels that way. Everyone does feel that way. It's not just you. That's why when rappers are like,

I don't give a fuck. It's like, yeah, you do, dude. Or even if they don't, it's expected that they do because most people do and that's why they say it. So it like either way almost everyone does this you know no everyone yeah anyway i should be we got to be buddhist monks that's the way that's the real key honestly

and people that don't care about other people think about the opposite sociopaths exactly so 500 million dollar yachts be happy you're not a social sounds kind of fun all right uh next i have a question and i need some advice a guy on i stay late at my job wednesdays and thursdays till six o'clock it's a long day eight to six and the last person to close up the store needs to set the alarm the thing is though there's a lot of chatty caddies in the office and at six o'clock they're not ready to leave but i have to stay to put the code in there are random days where the executive vice president and the person under her are just chatting. It's like 6, 10 at night. I want to

go home. It's been a long day. I just worked nine hours, 10 hours. They say they don't want to leave until I'm there so I could set the alarm, but they have a code. Isn't that rude? Isn't that dickhead? Why do I have to stay an extra 15, 20 minutes longer sometimes when they have a code. Isn't that rude? Isn't that dickhead? Why do I have to stay an extra 15, 20 minutes longer sometimes when they have a code and they could set the alarm? They're making me stay when I want to go home. What do I do? What do I say to people who have more power than me? I need some advice.

Thanks, guys. What's his job, though? Do you know? He sounds like he's just code setter. He's code setter. Dude, yeah. I mean, that's a power move, what they're doing. That sucks. It's just a power move. There's no no even if they don't realize it that is what it is

that is an insane thing to do unless yeah because i but it is good that you said i do think people do shit like that without consciously thinking you know what i'm gonna do oh definitely on this guy yeah they're just like this is what i'm entitled to that's how they actually think it's rarely that i think it's more yeah well yeah sure sure sure um because they might not be bad people they're just like oh you know right in their subconscious they're like i'm the boss fuck it yeah totally yeah um and also failing marriages at home and everything's bad and they can't fucking get a you know they can't get a word in as well as with their fucking wives or husbands and now they they go like yo you got to sit 10 minutes and fucking put in the code when i walk out of the door so now i feel good you're exactly right and here's the problem when it comes to approaching

them about this 15 20 minutes whatever you say the chances of them hearing you being a whiny rat yeah are really high pretty now is that fair and of course not they're treating you suboptimally right right but i don't know if i would advise here's what it is is it right that they're doing that no but it's like you have to weigh what's going on are those 15 20 minutes worth either a good treatment at work uh continuing to work there yeah keeping your job yeah is it worth if it is do the thing you got to do but like you know if it's not i think maybe just eat it sit on it at least until it becomes maybe more egregious because the truth of the matter is when people do shit like this they just keep pulling and getting a longer leash next thing you know you'll be there at seven and then you can say hey why are you guys keeping me

a whole hour after work i don't want to be here yeah and i'm not getting paid for this then you're in the right without question but the 15 minutes are going to be like oh i'm sorry like it's so weird you know well hopefully he gets paid for the uh i mean i think he's implying that he doesn't see that well then he should then he should say yo you guys sometimes keep me right 15 i you know i should get paid for that hour yes yes do that that's the way to go because it's it's actually probably not legal. It's legally true. I mean, we're presuming that that's the case. It sounds like that's the case.

And if it is, though, definitely that is the place to leave. And if you're getting paid for that extra hour already, you're fucked, right? I don't do that a lot, but sometimes I've got to pull out the toucan voice. I don't know what you said. You're fucked. Why is he fucked? You don't have a ground to stand on. Oh, yeah, you don't have a leg to stand on. You're getting paid for it. Well, if you're getting paid for it, he's not going to say what you said. You're fucked. Why is he fucked? You don't have a ground to stand on. Oh, yeah. You don't have a leg to stand on.

You're getting paid for it. Well, if you're getting paid for it, he's not going to say what the fuck. Well, maybe he thinks that he worked too many hours a day. They're overworking him. But too bad. You're fucked. You're getting paid from six to seven. Okay.

Along with the rest of the day. When you do the Toucan voice, I think you should have a prepared three or four words you're going to say. Right. Because when you go on like that, it the worst it's like the worst experience sentences it's the worst experience for somebody there you go right because well not because no because of all right no because of maybe you've been working too long yeah it's bad yeah okay uh yeah dude make it about the money just go up to your boss and say listen do. Do it in the toucan voice. Listen.

Benjamins. Need more. As if. Need more Benjamins. Oh, my God. The boss would be like, I'm sorry. Can I talk to you for a second? Need more Benjamins.

What was the word that you said benjamins but i'm saying need more benjamins okay what's the part before need more need more need need more benjamins like i need to get paid it'd be the worst way i need to get paid uh you know what it's 6 30 we should all get home i'll see you tomorrow jonathan we sure got him this time i'm back home all right all right well oh hey matt hey chris my name is randy never seen someone i live in tacoma washington i also live full-time in my truck i work monday through friday i get saturday and sunday off i also live in my truck saturday and Sunday. I don't have a house. I don't have an apartment and I don't have any roommate arrangement, a living situation. My question is, how would I approach getting into a relationship with a woman? How would I confront her about my living situation? Any tips are much appreciated. Thank you. Bye. I mean, his hygiene looks so good.

You don't think of somebody who lives in their car like that i don't know where to start do you you gotta have killer swag dude well the thing is and by the way i live in my truck actually more and more i was actually reading about this more and more people are choosing to do what this guy does yeah we're like it's actually not that they can't afford to get an apartment or rent a house, whatever. It doesn't matter for. It's that they're like,

I want to be, I have this really nice vehicle that I already own or can own that is going to be just as comfortable, if not more to me. And it's a mobile and it's this and it's that. And he lives in Washington, not downtown LA. Right.

So, I mean, I don't think, I mean, the thing is always going to be the way you are about it. Yeah. So if you're just like, whenever it comes up, you talk about it because, and you talk about how much you like it or not from like a point of defensiveness. Yeah. Well, no matter what it was on defense. If you enjoy that lifestyle, you want to, to if it comes up you just talk about it and then and then be like and if don't worry if i ever

move into your house i'll just sleep in the driveway in my truck i'll just drive the truck inside your house yeah that's how yeah i'm living room i mean honestly you just yeah here's what you do hey i um i live in my truck and she says you live in your truck and you say you don't yeah that could work but it's actually the shit dude it's the shit but you're taking a oh that's him talking yeah right i mean that is bad yeah that is a bad idea i would never live in a house no matter what saying so much about their potential future you know um yeah that's a tough thing you got to just own it i mean sometimes there's no advice it's like you gotta obviously you gotta meet the right person dude you gotta meet the right person

you gotta there's chicks that live in their truck i think moreover there's people out there that don't care if you live in your truck right now trying to think if i but like they would care if you were like it was time to move in together and he was like no i live in my truck what are you talking about that would be a problem okay so if you met a woman and you had a house and you and she had she was like i live in my truck but she was dope what would you do move in you have her move in yeah i mean i'd ask you want to move in yeah you live in your truck so that wouldn't be a red flag to you because it would kind of be a little bit of a red flag look my sense from this guy is that he actually has his stuff together i could be wrong if at first i'd be like that's so weird

but then if she showed me the truck and i was like oh wait this is like i get it then i wouldn't be but i think yes like you you know you don't as a general rule it's a red flag yeah yeah but right right yeah it's something to like inspect for sure. Because if they live in their car, there's nothing furnished inside. It's just a car insides. And like there's clothes everywhere. Yeah. Then it's like huge red flag.

Right. You know what I mean? Right, right, right. Maybe he's just different cars. Like this car is my closet. This one over here is the living room. My truck is my bedroom. This is where the magic happens.

All he owns in terms of uh property is a driveway yeah um that's pretty wild i wonder what that's like i bet that that makes i mean in a way it's freeing yeah but that's what i mean i think that's why people do it yeah but uh yeah i think i think to present it whenever it comes up as something that you believe in and are confident in without sounding. Make sure you don't sound like. Yeah, don't sound offensive. Yeah, exactly. But he also, he has a job. He works every day on the weekdays.

Yeah. So. Right. Well, that's why we're not saying first thing, move out of your car. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's choosing to live in his car. Yeah. All right.

Cool. Yeah. Yeah. Ownership is the thing. And not just of the car yeah all right hi matt hi chris um i'm a long time listener of both congrats and lifeline um my question for you guys mostly for chris though because he's been so open about his struggle with ocd which thank you because it helped me to let my ex-boyfriend know that that's what he was

dealing with and he's getting treatment now but my my question is, how do you make somebody with OCD feel understood? Because I know that it's a very misunderstood diagnosis to have and it's very isolating as well. It's important to me because my ex has it. We broke up because of his OCD. He was having relationship OCD really bad. And one of my best friends, Samantha, also has it. um i guess how how do i make them feel understood how do i support them um how do you and kristen do it how do you maintain a relationship when one of you has really bad ocd what do you guys do on the hard days um any guidance that you can offer would be really appreciated um yeah so, it's weird. OCD is a weird thing because it presents itself in such different ways with different people.

Some days are really, really, really hard for me. And I try to let Kristen know or people I'm with know if I trust them. For me, it's about minimizing my anxiety, but it sucks because I like to be quiet and have people be not bothering me. It's sometimes impossible. I mean, now we have two kids and shit. So it's like, you know, she may need me and it's really tough. It's really hard to not be short and not, it's hard for me to not get too frustrated. and it's hard for me to not get too frustrated. But I try to let her know when I have extreme,

I'm having a bad day. It sucks that you guys broke up over it. I wonder what she meant, he's having a relationship with OCD. Do you know what she meant by that? Well, I just took it as they tried to... It's just been affecting the relationship. She specifically said, though, he's suffering from a relationship OCD. She did say that. I don't know what that is specifically. But I'm sure it causes it to flare up when he's in a relationship,

which is normal because it's stressful. He's probably dealing with some sort of whatever happened to him when he was a kid in his childhood and and now it's activated because he's with somebody else intimately and that can be a struggle it's definitely it was a struggle for me uh whenever i got into a relationship when like letting the partner know about ocd it got um it got fucked up it got fucked up um and uh it's hard but but I think that she's asking for advice on how to help him but she's the ex right she yeah but she's still friends with him and she has another friend who suffers from it I think look one way to understand OCD in so far as I do as someone who doesn't have OCD

but does have anxiety is that the way I had it explained to me by my therapist was OCD and anxiety are two branches from the same tree. It's actually the same part of the brain. It's just the alchemy of it that none of us understand is such that it manifests

in ways that are OCD in some people and in anxiety in other people. And so if you think about it on that spectrum of anxiety, that anxiety-depression spectrum of people who are depressed, people who are anxious, they're not choosing to be anxious. Yeah, but also to me, my anxiety is how I try to control my anxiety is through my ocd which is i have to let that go but it's nearly impossible it's like having tourette syndrome or something like that like it's so hard to not do the rituals and not under and not feel that anxiety it feels so uncomfortable so i have

to like i think honestly exposure therapy is good um I did some of that um I took a little bit I take a little bit of medication for my OCD not a little bit I mean I take some um I've tried different medications so that's good I think the best combo is medication through and behavioral therapy that can do uh really good it did it did well for me it's fucking so hard man but what she's asking is what would how should people be about your cd uh well i think like i said it's different for everybody but for me i think that it's best to just not like when i'm going through one of my things i just got to sit down if people talk to me it's worse if people try to help it's worse like they don't know what you're... You're never going to know

what he's going through in his head. So it's kind of a solo battle, which kind of sucks, too, because you feel like you're not connected with them because they're not sharing it with you. But maybe during a downtime of it, they can share it to you. Like, during my parts where I'm not as anxious,

I've told Kristen about it. And we joke about it, too. That helps. I used to not, I've told Kristen about it. Um, and we joke about it too. That helps. Um, I used to not even be able to joke about it, but, um, yeah, it's just, uh, I think that let them take the lead and, and, and it can be very frustrating. And if it's too frustrating, then, you know, I guess you can't be with that person. Um, because it's, it's, you know, you got to have boundaries yourself. Yeah. I mean mean i always expected when my either girlfriends or uh you know i've been married now this is my second marriage i always expected when i started dating somebody when they found out about my ocd it was gonna be too much about them it's gonna be too much for them and they were gonna leave me but man

i don't know women are amazing they fucking care you know and they want to they want to you know they're very loving or you know they can be and so that never happened but i don't know it's it's a really fucking hard thing to get through especially for also a partner because you don't know what the fuck's going on in their heads so yeah let them know it's fine let them know it's fine yeah if you think it's fine let them know it's fine it's okay and you got to deal with your shit them know it's fine. It's okay. And you got to deal with your shit and I'll be here, which I guess you guys broke up. I don't know if you broke up with you

or you broke up with him, but yeah. And for your friend, just let your friend know it's okay. Especially chicks. They love talking about it. So good. What's that?

Remember the, oh no, saw mine. It was a Snapple thing, yeah. Saw mine. Okay. What's up, Matt and Chris? Loving the show.

Do it with the earring. Really appreciated our one-on-one session, Matt. Loving it. Super cool. My question today is coffee. You know, I've become a sort of coffee. Pickles. Espresso aficionado type guy.

Oh, okay. It's a pickle jar. Bragging. But it's like everywhere I go. Cut the neck tattoo like me and the earring like you. Now that I know how to make it right you know yeah because i'm starting to make this stuff in my house i got a whole machine for it and stuff and now when i go to coffee shops i know when they're making it wrong yeah they're

not grinding my coffee freshly and pouring it out making another shot they're using that same old coffee stale grounds is this great every shot. If I get four shots, they're running the same shot through the whole thing. That's not what I want. I know they're doing it wrong. They say, order up. And I'm like, huh? What is this? Right?

Do I say something or do I say, thanks? Hated it. Poison. Poison. That's the point. Please, help me. You're grinding my beans wrong. That's all I can say.

You're running it through when you should make four extra shots. Oh, come on. No, it's important. I think that... Let it go, think that let it go man let it go yeah or start at the top look i know i know what i know what this looks like uh what i need hey i know what this looks like dangly earring yeah yeah i know what this looks like what i need is it to be done like this don't don't yeah make a song out of it get on the counter start walking around yeah you make my coffee wrong the most annoying guy in the shop of all time uh he made it wrong like bop shoo bop shoo bop

grinding my beans all wrong you're fucking it up I asked for a quad shot espresso not four separate shots wow you use the same fucking thing to make all the four shots yelling just yelling god damn it

come on you're gonna arrest them as friends ah kappas why are you keep grinding you're never gonna stop grinding same shots it's the same shot nose grease so well what the fuck dude um you you can't get mad at someone for making it the way that they make it the paper straws all right go ahead tell them to make it how you want it the way that they make it. Enough with the paper straws. All right, go ahead. Tell them to make it how you want it.

If you think they're going to fuck it up, let them know ahead of time. Be an annoying customer up front. Yeah. Don't make them do it twice. Or go home and make it yourself. Plus, if you know they're going to fuck it up, you're such a huge asshole. You're just like, okay, I'm going to order. I bet they're not going to get it right. In your head.

In your head. And then you watch them the whole time like a fucking eagle. They make the mistake because you knew that they would because that's how they do it at this coffee shop then they finally bring it to you and you say do it at the beginning hey i want the i want the espresso in a cup ice you're gonna fuck it up huh right you're gonna fuck it up you're gonna run it through the beans like that twice four times no you're not i want it separate um Yeah dude Make it yourself Unless you enjoy See for me I go to a place

That sometimes has worse coffee Than what I would make But I enjoy going To actually get the coffee I enjoy walking in Getting it Having them call my name It's a whole ritual

I like Talk about OCD You like the worst shit though I'm just thinking about I'm just steaming about this While you're talking Because you're talking about it Like you like the ritual Of going to some good place to get a good

cup of coffee you like going to the shittiest fucking places i go to any place i like the actual yeah except when you get the coffee at the good place you say ah what the fuck is this sometimes yeah and that's a wrong way to be well you like bad shit that's not true necessarily jones on third has good coffee alfred's has bad coffee dude no and then sometimes you think a place has fucking good coffee and alfred sometimes you think a place has bad coffee like i went to where did i go and i kept going and i kept and then the four shots were awful and then one day i was like dude just give me the i'll have the cold brew i got it the cold brew is fantastic so now i'm just gonna get the cold brew there sometimes you got to figure

out what they got that's just the thing about me, why I'm so triggered is because it's not just coffee for you. You like that about everything. Right. You like the shitty version of it. No. Yes. I like the good stuff because I'm no frills. I'm Mr. No frills.

Hey, Mr. No frills. Wait, what is it? Mr. Big stuff. Who do you think you are? Oh, Mr. No frills. That's who I am, dude. I get it, yeah. You didn't need to.

So the big stuff is the song. So Mr. Big stuff. So yeah, who I am, dude. I get it. Yeah. Yeah. You didn't need to. So the big stuff is the song. So Mr. Big Stuff. So yeah, go order something else there. Try something else. Try different things. Some coffee shops excel in other drinks that you wouldn't necessarily get. I don't like to get cold brew too much, but sometimes when I'm out of place, I get the cold brew because I know the espresso fucking sucks.

They don't know how to make it. But also. He's right. If you want it the way a specific way tell them true just say it

that is true when you go to especially when you go to these bullshit chains at Starbucks yeah dude do it like this I don't want to share

I want two pumps of the thing you're a fucking asshole anyway you're way less of an asshole to do it then than after dude that you're even asking

if you should say it after is mind boggling to me obviously say it up front yeah this guy doesn't know what's going on this guy's getting it wrong dude you're doing you're giving the earring a bad name change or take the earring out is it here's a side neck tight in the earring okay well you did you notice that you've given us a bad name man did you notice that get with the program yeah dude hopefully you don't have a big dick you give us all a bad name we have that too right it's crazy okay anth Anthony's penis would fit in the bag though, that microscopic bag.

It's in there. It's in there. You want to have sex? Hold on one second. Here we go. Saw a cute dog. One time, one time. I'm just weighing whether to tell the story or not.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you do it. I won't mention any names, but I'll tell the story. A girlfriend of mine was telling me a story that she had sex with a guy who, his hee-hoo-hee-hoo-ha-hoo was as big as a thimble, okay? And I was like,

and I was like, well, what do you mean? Like how big was it really? And she said, it was like a thimble, man. It was a th really yep and she said it was like a thimble man it was a thimble wow i thought of a thimble whoa peeking out the hair and i was like like it's one thing i was like but but but that's a joke you're telling a joke and i get it and i think it's funny but what size was the penis oh yeah and it just went on and i just couldn't look we're talking and i said okay show me the size you mean then.

And she went like this. Yep. Yep. It's a clit, basically. That is a dick. This is how you give oral sex to that guy. Ew, man. No, no.

This is how. Oh, gross, dude. Nose fucking? That's not oral. Yeah, well, it's facial. Nasal. Nasal sex. Nasal fuck?

Ew, you ever have nasal sex? You ever have a nasal fuck? Just say you jerk him off. Cleaning windows. Oh, man. Windex. I mean, it would hurt so bad. Nicolas Cage.

Nicholas Cage I personally think that I Yeah that guy wasn't me I have a huge penis Okay I personally think That is A huge

Bummer That that's true Do you know what I mean To have a small penis No not a small penis That What The thimble

Thumbnail Thimble Thimble dude Thumbnail I mean it sounds like we're saying Thimble with a lisp I know I can't stop thinking about that What it says It was a thimble. Thumbnail. Thimble. Thimble, dude. Thumbnail. I mean, it sounds like we're saying thimble with a lisp. I know. I can't stop thinking about that.

What it says at the end, it was a thimble. Really, what was it? It was like a circular wide and I went under it and when I jerk him off, it would go, tsh, tsh, tsh, tsh, tsh.

Yeah, she just had a lisp. That's true. No, but do you know what I mean? About the world, it's so disillusioning to know that there are men out there with that size of penis it's like my heart breaks yeah not me dude get good at like other stuff it doesn't really matter if you have a small penis now i will tell you this it matters for your own stop saying small penis that's not what a small penis is

that is the penis the size of a pea it's called a micro penis it is yeah but it's like because i looked it up but that's not a small penis right i know it's like saying small people or in short people those are not the same thing okay so so micro penis is the medical term of it and i don't have one i've seen images on the internet about it not in real life because i'm not gay there's nothing wrong with that yeah you can do that have you actually seen pictures i'm asking micro penis google micro penis i would get upset dude it like i I said, it is disheartening to me. I get sad. I got to take a minute.

Really? Yeah, dude. Yeah. I don't. I go like this. Because you're less caring and less empathic. I'm not. I'm an empath.

You're the opposite of an empath. No, I'm an empath. No. All right. Well, I am an empath, but I covered it up. We do more. Wow. No, I feel like honestly, but I covered it up. We do more? Wow. No, I feel like, honestly, I like this penis talk,

but if you have one of those pasta shell penises, right, where it's just the shell, you know what I'm talking about? Do you know what I'm talking about? I know the pasta, but I don't know. Because it looks like a little curved, like one of those Mario Brothers turtle shells. That's what your penis looks like. Oh, really?

Oh, that's what it looks like? That's a micro penis, yeah. Oh, okay. Well, not green or red. Right, no, they're green. Oh, they're red but right no they're red if you have an std yeah but um yep and green if you have an std and so yeah yeah yeah and so um and you take your penis out he goes um and then you put it in your vagina goes yeah that's good great joke it is a good joke and you go... A bird.

A bird. A bird. Drowning a bird. Drowning a bird. Drowning a bird. Drowning a bird. And like this. Don't stop saying that. That's how you have sex

If you have a little penis The size of a Oh he's doing it again I love that he's doing it again So anyway dude I think that micropenis is a real thing And that's It affects your whole life.

It gets in your head. I don't have a big penis. That's all you're thinking about in real life. That's all you're thinking about. It's like honestly having HIV. Like you can't stop thinking about it. You just do other things too. Relax, though.

Because one is going to literally kill you and the other one isn't. I know, but I'm saying like you'll be at the movie theater. What it is, is it's an existential hell. Yeah, exactly. That you're living. Same. Because all you're living. Same. Because all you're thinking about is,

why would I bother getting into this relationship or that relationship when they're going to see this fucking little thimble anyway? And that is what breaks my heart about it. Because you'll be at a movie theater, you'll be at a movie theater and they'll be like,

would you want butter in your popcorn? And in your head, before you answer, you'll be like, doesn't matter, I have a really fucking micro penis. Yeah, I have butter. Like that's how your whole life would be.

I don't think it extends to movie theater. I do. I do. I personally do. Like, oh, this movie's cool. Fast X is cool. I have a small penis. But look at Vin Diesel.

It is all about family. Oh, God. I have a fucking conch shell for a penis. But whoa. Oh, man. See, even though I'm laughing, I'm not totally happy about it. There's laughter through pain. There's laughter through pain. I'm not totally happy about it. There's laughter to the pain.

I'm not totally happy about it. Yeah, all right. Should we do one more of these? Yeah, I'm hot. Here we go. Hey, guys. I just want to say thanks for doing what you're doing. Very enjoyable.

I appreciate it. And I love you guys. So my question is, I'm seeing two females. Knew something was up with this guy. At the moment. One is someone who likes to do the horizontal slam. Mambo. Multiple times a week, and it's great.

But we don't connect much on a personal level. Whereas the other one, we connect great on a personal level, have very good conversations. But the horizontal slamming is limited to once a week or once every couple weeks. So just in your opinion, what should I do? so just in your opinion what should i do uh and in the past i've went with the one that loved to do the slamming and she cheated on me so whoa yeah any advice would be great thanks brother first of all we've had this before yeah pause it it's like an age-old like was it the same exact guy no because he did a video of it. The other guy had a video.

Really? This is a different guy. Really? This is an age-old thing. If you're a playa playa, this is how it goes, dude. Sounds like a young guy. You know, he's a playa playa. He answered his own question, dude.

I know. What is he... I know. He literally, I mean, he asked that whole... I know. Very well put, very well thought out, and then at the very end, he answers his own question and then pretends like he didn't.

Is he possibly a dumb fuck? I mean, he's a complete dumb fuck. Yeah. You go with the one. The guy wants to, but he loves the sex. You go with the one that's not going to cheat on you. Well, you don't know she's going to cheat on him. You can't just use your past experiences to color your future experiences like that.

Wait, I'm sorry. Isn't he saying it's the same two women? No. Oh, he's saying it's similar. He did not necessarily say that it could be true but he said in the past i've done this situation and you know oh he didn't mean with these no he didn't no he didn't oh okay well then anyways if he does he's a fucking idiot i think that it's true what chris is alluding to which is that just because someone likes to have a lot of sex doesn't mean that they're going to go do it it doesn't mean they're going to go do it behind their back with other people.

Oops. Oops, though. Yeah, 100%. So then oops to what you said. Right, but he's a player player. And he's not, that's not indicative of someone who cheats. It just isn't.

In fact, it's just as likely that the person that refuses to have sex with you a lot is cheating and doesn't want to actually have sex with two people. Anyway, so it's like,

don't take that as a sign of what is in front of you right now. I would say, and you kind of also answered this, that like, beyond, if you just want to date around and it's like casual, do whichever one you want. In fact, keep seeing both as long as you're not lying about it. But like, if you're looking for an actual relationship,

I can tell you one gazillion out of one gazillion times, if the thing you're seeking is an actual relationship, the one that you get along with best is going to be the one that has the best chance to succeed long term. Because that sex, that desire to fuck like rabbits, if it doesn't go away, it diminishes greatly over time. And what's left is just that other person. You better fucking like that person.

Otherwise, you're going to be cheating and she's going to be cheating. Also. And it's a whole waste of time. Go ahead. Also, I have this thing where like, he's asking this question.

They're both not right. It doesn't matter. You know when you know, dude. He sounds young. Like in his 20s. I think he sounds like he's at least 30. Okay, well, I mean, it depends on where you are. That could still be young in LA if it is.

But, you know, if you're wanting to settle down, they're both wrong. Because you just wouldn't know. True, right, true. You know? If you're wanting a casual relationship, then it doesn't matter what you're doing as long as you're not lying't know. True, right, true. You know, if you're wanting a casual relationship, then it doesn't matter what you're doing as long as you're not lying to them. Yeah, right, yeah. So both of those things matter.

If you are the kind of guy that you're like, I should be in a relationship. It's not should or shouldn't. You do what you want to do. Just don't lie to them about it like I used to do. And be upfront, but you don't want to be with either of them. Just period.

Because you can find the best of both worlds. Let me make sure I understand why you're saying that. You're saying only because he would know or because neither one of them is jumping across and saying, hey, it's not clear that one of them is for him. So you're saying neither one is. Which one is it? I don't understand the difference of what you're saying. The difference is clear that one of them is for him so you're saying neither one is which one is it i don't understand the difference of what you're saying the difference is what i'm saying is like you're talking about here it's either a feeling or it's an actual assessment of the two people which one are you saying feeling is okay yeah he would know you would know

there wouldn't be who should i be with you're not you're not are you in love with both of them which i guess could happen if you are then it's a little bit more complicated but it feels like you're not that's that's really pretty rare i mean in my life being love true love yeah it's pretty rare so i'm not saying drop them both but be honest if they ask you you know yeah i think is it sounded like maybe he what they did know like it's still i'm reading into this admittedly but it sounded like maybe he was, they did know, like it's still, I'm reading into this, admittedly, but it sounds like he was saying a thing that seems out in the open.

But then again, he did it on voice only. They probably have no idea. And I bet he has lied about it. So step one, stop lying. And in that stopping lying, you should at the very least decide which one of those two you are most interested in. That being said, they might not be so interested in you after they learn that you're also dating someone else while you're dating them.

So look in the fucking mirror. Okay. I guess that's good, man. Should that be it? Yeah. I don't know. Yeah, that's the last one. All right, cool.

Well, then that's good, man. I feel like we did a lot of really good advices yeah yeah we did good is it really hot in here right now oh it's fucking extremely hot it's interesting

I always feel hot and I don't right now isn't that weird the inside of your body is a certain thing even though the outside is always constant yeah

right I'm always always always always too hot though and now I'm not I'm wondering why sometimes 75 degrees is too hot sometimes it's not and it all depends on you what a philosopher i'm a philosopher and i'll also be in

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