Lifeline - 72. Call The Cops I’ll Have Sex With Them

Episode Date: August 27, 2023

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Do you like my glasses? Come on now. Do you, do you like my glasses? A kid's song. Come on now. A song you'd listen to that an eye doctor would play for kids. I like your new glasses, but do you like my new hat? Look down.

Do you, do you like my new hat? Come on now, do you, do you like my new hat? Okay. I'm singing. What do you think? I mean, honestly, it looks right with the dangly earring. Oh, cool. But it's not a good hat.

Watch your mouth. On its its own i got it at 7-eleven dude oh that's weird you didn't get it at a high fashion place uh dude they have really good hats at 7-eleven there's a third hat i've bought at 7-eleven and let me tell you too i know it's american but it was definitely in a mexican neighborhood what do you mean it was oh oh right i mean technically yes yeah there we go yeah yeah i drove by a place historically latino neighbor yeah there you go i drove by a place that was selling on display construction worker vests that are were like reflective and lingerie and i go like this oh this must be the Mexican neighborhood.

Why? I don't even know what that is. I don't either. But it's something that is a feeling and you know what's up. Did we already been going for 11 minutes? No. That's hours, dude. Oh.

Oh, so they didn't do it right. No, I didn't do it right. But yeah, that's pretty. But that is right if you think about it. Like it's a Mexican neighborhood if they they're doing what was it though? I mean, that's the thing. I don't even know. I just assumed it was. So you don't know.

So you don't know. I think it probably was, but it's not racist. Okay. So now, so now, okay. I see. I see. I see. I see.

I see. I see. Cause Mexicans will go like, Oh damn, I need that for work. And damn, that's fucking hot. You remember the story I had about uh the tweety bird with the call the cops i'll have sex with them thing i was talking about no yeah here the shirt i drove by the storefront it had the shirt i wanted oh i didn't tell you what it was the cops thing the thing on it the shirt i didn't even describe the shirt because i was like i don't want anybody to

buy it so everybody forgot what it's not there anymore right no it wasn't there when i drove by and i haven't i've looked online i've googled it like many many times you can't find it well this is good describe what the shirt is because people will find it and send you the link oh this is why it's a good thing they won't buy it steal it yeah nobody steal it they want to impress you impress me by finding it so i'll describe it it's it's a black shirt with a tweety bird on it so far it's horrible no it it's it's a black shirt with tweety bird on it so far it's horrible no it's great it's like a big baggy shirt big or like an oversized shirt couldn't be tweety bird no i would already wear it first of all but is it for okay is the tweety bird embroidered on or is it no it's like cheaply like laminated on or however i don't know

what you call that when you make it i know you're saying whatever yeah i don't know what's worse uh and and the quote the thing the 3d bird was saying it had like a like a so far like a gangster to a gangster woman like thing in its hair like it was like being a not a vato it's a one the shirt's a one what does that mean oh you're rating it okay anyway chola chola thank you shirts uh chola tweety bird yeah it was like decked out a one no that's a 10 out of 10 already no it's a one dude uh that's something i'm forgetting i'm paraphrasing because i don't remember exactly but it was like it was it was basically threatening saying like go ahead and call the cops i can't wait to have sex with them like call the cops and i'll have sex with them that was the quote that the tweet it

didn't make sense though like the reason i'm saying it wrong is because it was wrong and that was the best part of the shirt i i have it right here what that's scary you don't know how to look for stuff pull it up on the thing i gotta give it to him i don't have control gotcha okay cool okay anyway i'm very excited and if it's not the right one i'm very upset well you think there's two no no i think that like that somebody just randomly made it you know i mean i don't think that was these were made en masse you know i'm saying oh it was just one in that store yeah oh i went later no if there's one there's two sure that's you know that's that you know that's saying it's a good theory so bring it up so i

wonder why it's not up so bring it up why would it not be up yet it's not up this podcast is you should have well yeah no i know but i tried to google it already what's anthony doing what is he doing well i didn't find it oh well somebody did yeah so why is it not up the fact that it was found and it's half-assed podcast dude isn't good it's not good it's not what did you tweet he says because of the tweety bird is out he got confused what a moron we love you though we love you i have no way of sending it to you how you need to fucking find it yourself how does he have no way of sending it why can't you just tell me tell him the words you googled that's gonna be funny bird t-shirt call the cops is what that's good that's good okay thank you what do we got here tweety bird t-shirt call the cops is what that's good that's good okay thank you what do we got here 3d bird

t-shirt call cops i wonder if that's never been googled i guess i never googled that oh no this is the one you're what does it say nope you click the one well he click the black one the black one he said it was black the one that's black that's the black one. Click the black one. He said it was black. Click the one that's black. That's the right one. The t-shirt. That's it, dude. Oh, my God. What is it? Okay, bitch. Call the cops. I'll have sex with them.

Dude. I told you. I described it right, dude. Go to the t-shirt. Go to the t-shirt. I kind of like that sweatshirt one, dude. That's incredible. That's sick with the rolled sleeves.

Dude, somebody buy me that. That actually is the fucking sickest shirt. You're right. See? Dude, that's so good. Once I saw the fucking sickest shirt. You're right. See? Dude, that's so good. Once I saw it, that's a nine shirt. Yeah, see, that's the thing, dude. Why are there different colorways?

Dude, it's popular. It's popping off. Okay, bitch. Call the cops. Tweety. I got to get that. I want one, too. Let's both wear them.

That should be the shirt of the pod, like the official pod shirt. Go up. Do they have large? That's good, dude. Look at that. They got XL. We should all get to get to xl yeah yeah and charge it to the the thing this is unreal charge it to the game yeah okay um that's incredible dude all right good is that wow i'm really happy right now okay bitch call the cops tweety bird shirt you know awful does uh disney get paid for that is it disney no it's totally not no no not sanctioned yeah like all the cops will have sex with them

you know why i think it was taken down maybe because take it down it's like oh people at disney obviously or yeah it's not even disney that's looney tunes is that i don't know what anyway these large corporations obviously scour the internet have legal teams that take this shit down you know i mean like with good reason there's a million of these right here right there's like i'm telling you though i actually googled it extensively when i looked and it was obviously i would have found it you know i mean it just didn't come up wow i feel like maybe you didn't your googling skills aren't that i mean maybe but that seems weird even if who, who has bad Googling skills? You want the hat?

Give me the hat. Yeah, I want to see how I look in a hat. I look pretty bad in a hat. Dude, I realize how big my head is. It's on the biggest setting. Matt, what size are you? My head, just give me an XO. Two inches.

That's the move, yeah, for that. He's two inches, dude. Two inches wide, two inches long. I'm two inches tall, yeah. No, no, no, yeah um no no i'm saying cock oh yeah there we go there we go wow i mean no no that's that's 0.2 inches i'm two inches tall 0.2 and my cock is 0.2 inches whoa that's really small it's a little smaller than a clit that's small so uh all right yeah we got to get those shirts and put it on the show

well what's that one what do you think what do you think colorway too yeah that's a good well you like purple what do you think who do you think you are that one's not as good obviously the attitude isn't the attitude isn't right the thing is there's a lot of the tweety bird with attitude thing that was a what was a thing that was a sanction by them yeah it was like okay yeah and it was like the tasmanian devil was like that too and they were just like yeah that's so good oh there's other ones come on bro what okay don't google google called tweety bird called no google call the cocks all call the cops i'll have sex with them that must be a thing oh maybe yeah because that this is insane that there's a bunch of different shirts sometimes it's like that it's

like shirts just have like people in other countries write them in english it's gotta be from like what's that show on hbo it's gotta be like from that with the two australian guys or something new zealand guys oh no it's just yeah it's just a thing i thought maybe from a show you know i'd be wearing it somebody's like hey fucking michael scott and i'm like i got an office shirt oh no that would be bad yeah what if we found out it was from i would never wear oh god like michael scott would wear something like that and think it's funny and then too bad that show's already off the air now they can't do it so we're in the clear we're in the clear all right cool so or if it's like a sunny philadelphia which i do think that is a funny show but yeah this is so

weird how there's so many of these. I can't believe it. I must have. I must have. I'm ashamed. Frankly, I'm ashamed. Yeah. But I'm really happy, though, too.

All right. Well, we got that black shirt. Can't wait to wear that. I got to be honest with you. I'm going to wear it for my shows coming up in Little Rock, Arkansas, and also Nashville. I will be in Nashville and Little Rock, Arkansas. And then I have a run in i have a run in canada crystalia.com cleveland pittsburgh uh philadelphia detroit i'm gonna be in a whole

mess a slew of different places uh yeah let's look go ahead hit tour uh uh yeah keep it moving montreal keep moving uh orlando florida fort myers for some reason richmond virginia and baltimore which are the two i always forget about richmond virginia rich men north of richmond dude is it north do you know about this uh-oh what's that anyway chrisley.com for tickets sorry you're good we can talk about it after okay And then we go to, if you want to leave a, what do you call it? A thing. A comment? Well, first of all, patreon.com slash Lifeline Luxury is popping off. Our Patreons keep getting bigger and bigger.

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and then the merch is pimpinpimpin obviously so lifelinemerch.com lifelinemerch.com so what is North Virginia North what is it north what is west virginia alec uh no um okay so rich men north of richmond i can't believe you don't know this it's so maybe i do not to know this maybe

oh he does okay it's that song that went super viral with mr redbeard guy oliver anthony or whatever his name is it's's that right-wing networks. Oh, the new song. Oh, it's great. That song's great. Okay, well, you said you didn't know what it was, and I'm here to tell you that you do know what it is. That's the name of the song.

Rich Men North of Richmond is the name of the song, which is a good title for a song, a good title for anything, actually. So that's it. What's cool about this guy i don't want to have any commentary about the song this song's been pundited to death dude everybody's got it's a really good song here's the thing though all anyone wants to talk about with the song is the politics i know and not and not how good of what the song talk about if the song's

good or bad that's way more interesting i don't care about the politics of any song they're gonna do that but the thing that happened is the thing that happened is it caught fire with right-wing media yeah i understand then people on the left had to be like oh but it's this i know and right-wing people had to be like oh but i love it because it's this it's the same thing it's like nobody gets to have an opinion because everybody's got to be like oh i'm affiliated with this camp it's the same song baby it's the same thing as the movie with the fucking children of Freedom or whatever the hell it's called. Children of Freedom. Sound of Freedom.

But that movie was a right-wing, not right-wing. I understand. But like an enterprise of the right from the start. But hold on a second, though. This guy's just putting a song out. No, no. Yes. No, he had a political idea.

But dude, so does like- I like this song. So does Lead Belly. He's not like a political idea. But dude, so does like... I like this song. So does Lead Belly. He's not like a political singer though. He writes songs that have to do with like, in this case, living now where he lives and how much it sucks and the people... I don't know though. He knows he wanted to...

Well, hold on. Hold on though. The song got so popular because it's good. If it was bad, it wouldn't have caught fire like this, politically even. You're partially right, but the truth of the matter is no song blows up that fast without an enormous push from somewhere.

And the push was explicitly, for whatever it's worth, right-wing media. That's all. That's just a fact. Rogan posted it, though. He's not right-wing. He's mid. After the big push was made. Is that right? I don't all that's just a fact rogan posted it though he's not right wing he's he's made after the big push was made okay well i don't mean like it was like a conspiracy no no no i know that i know that i just mean like people on the right really it really resonated with them

and they really have taken to it like it's an anthem it's all i'm saying with him though right he's an apolitical person who's just making music. He is? He's not like an overly right-wing person. No, he's just literally a guy. Yeah. They made it seem like he is, though. Yeah. No, but he's not. Yeah.

Right. I mean, he obviously voted for Trump. But I found out later that he's like, I guess he's gotten record offers and he's like declining all of them. What? He's like, I don't want to do any of this stuff. And people are shocked when they make me these offers. And I say, no, but that's not. What? I don't even think I'm that good of a musician. i don't want to do any of this stuff and people are shocked when they make me these offers and i say no but that's not well i don't even think i'm that good of a

musician i don't want to do it i never planned on doing it i'm sure he will because how could he not the guy's so talented the first four songs on the billboard 100 are all his right now right three four times going back in time he like knocked jason aldean's song off the top of the charts incredible by himself i wonder what number i would be in the top 100 if I came out with a song. You wouldn't be on the top 100. If I really gave it a real go, a college try, like just, I don't know what I would sing about. What's the song though? It doesn't matter who's doing it.

Obviously, this guy came out of nowhere. What's the song about? Evolution and, you know. He needs some time to develop the song. No, that was good. It's about evolution. That's cool. What about evolution?

How are there still monkeys? If we came from them. I mean, that would be good for the right-wing media as well, actually. Yeah. So you should follow. Yeah. You should open for Oliver. I believe in jesus

wow just how are there still monkeys a gospel song how are there still monkeys how are there still monkeys is the dumbest well argument against evolution you know how is it how but it's like so we evolved from monkeys kind of makes you think just go to the zoo and get back to me wow i believe in jesus honestly that's a song i would listen to and we all know it with your tweety bird shirt i love gospel music uh all right well i think that's a song I would listen to. And we all know it. With your Tweety Bird shirt. I love gospel music. All right.

Well, I think that's a great, I think that'd be a great song. I think I could, if I, I think I should make a song like that. Some producer get at me, I got to make a song like that where I'm singing. But it has to be good though. It can't be that, I want good production.

What genre of music? Is it going to be like that? Pop. Oh, like, okay. Like a radio hit yeah radio i'm going for it okay okay okay well see who comes in who i don't don't hit me up if you got ten thousand dollars i'm talking about i need the guy who worked with pharrell or something you want like timberland or something like that yeah somebody big yeah okay so let's go for a

rick rick rick rubin rick rubin might not do that one uh all right so here we go let's do a an advice i just uh needed to acknowledge the conversation around women needing to pop pimples oh yeah all the time and i just want to say as a woman that is fucking disgusting thank you let's get married thank you yeah thank you well i mean i've never met a woman that does it there are some out there that are like you and this is proof so thanks for letting us that's cool uh i don't i really wonder how her life made her feel that way because i would find at base women just like to do that that that's their that's their taking care of you kind of nurturing yeah but even if that's true it care of you kind of nurturing thing even if that's

true it was obviously you know had a rough childhood but even like you know even when we'd say like oh men are like this women are like this that's true but like in a 60 40 way not like in a 98 to 2 way her dad died early what her dad probably died early or something who hers she had a rough childhood i mean worst psychologist you know did your dad die early all it takes is to hear her say one thing about pimples and then chris as a psychiatrist says yeah her dad your dad probably died early your dad's no longer with us right he died early no he's great he's married to my mom okay let's get to the bottom of this pimple thing okay let's get to the bottom of why you're lying to me about your father he'll die soon um uh yeah well okay i i yeah that was good thank you for the fault thank you for

that that's very good production very good producer job way better than anthony couldn't do the thing anthony literally couldn't even use the keyboard to type letters onto it. And not only that, he wasn't even doing any letters. He was zero things on, and he was just. He was literally sitting there, like, shaking, frozen like a deer in headlights. Didn't know what to do. He was. Almost cried.

He almost cried, dude. Almost cried. I watched the movie Tin and Tina. Did you see it on netflix oh that's not a movie tin and tina it's called tin and tina oh it is yeah oh what is that it's a fucking spanish film but what is it a horror movie about two about twins that are adopted cool sounds good i like this sounds japanese frankly yeah it does sound japanese but it's spanish because i said and i said that i know i'm not saying it is japanese i'm saying that i gotta be honest it sounds japanese it's not very good oh okay well then let's not talk about it i mean it had a lot of promise a lot of promise the first half was great

and then i was like all right it's a whole thing when the fucking movies are like you know look this is a common thing with horror movies and you kind of have to give horror movies the benefit of the doubt when you're like you know you're like why are they still in the house yeah it's tough they wouldn't be you you give you forgive a little bit of that in a horror movie yeah there was too much of that in this one too much of that they they fucking murdered the family dog and they're like well they're they're 11 oh yeah it's and they're adopted you'd be sent to yeah yeah yeah it's too much but if if a kid that i adopted killed my dog i would just kill the kid it'd be a whole mess you know be such a mess i'd be at like front page headlines, the trial of the year, you know? Matt D'Elia kills adopted children because they killed his kid.

With that hat on the front page. American Matt D'Elia. Yeah. All right. All right, another one? Picture of him. Hey, Chris. Hey, Matt.

The set design. We're here in Chiang Mai on our honeymoon. Oh, cool. There's a whole lot of like sweaty street meats and i don't know if we should try it or just like live our lives on the edge or just live normally street meats we're not getting sick you're cold um here's i mean oh that's like a fair kind of thing like there's a okay well that's just how it is in thailand probably right yeah here's my car wash but if there are people eating at them yeah feel free to go if there's one where nobody's going do not go well that's that could be the

dark horse good one in general when you're in a place that you're not from and you don't know what to do just follow what the people who are from there are doing because like because the chances of it being the right thing to do are good now if you do that in the country you're from you probably suck but if you that's like a good way to get around and get along in another country good good good uh point yeah you know if you're in the country and you're following people, you're a sheep. If you're in a country where you don't live, you're not a sheep. You're just experiencing it.

And I am not following the people in my country because I am not a sheep. I am fucking... I believe in Jesus. Why are there still monkeys? Go to the... If you believe in evolution, go to the zoo and get back to me. Dude, one time I...

I'm going to open this, okay? So don't get mad at this. Okay, thank you for the... Wow, that is unbelievable how loud it is. You need to do it in the fucking thing next time because it's just unbelievable. Can you get me a water, dude? Thanks.

I was... I met this girl in las vegas gonna end in tears no i mean kind of i was like we we went oh you were there i think this was a long time ago maybe you weren't i don't know uh-huh i've been to vegas a lot dude i'm a big i'm a big roller but it was like a really long time ago. Anyway. We were six. Like Ashton was there. Yeah, yeah. And met this girl. She was like taking us around some places. I don't even remember. I remember this.

Okay, okay. I don't know if I was there, but I remember this. Yeah, okay. And we kind of like hit it off. We were hanging out. We like ended up hanging out, just the two of us a bunch. Nice. And if you know what I mean.

And at one point, I don't know how it came up but evolution came up and what she said about evolution it was even worse than saying she doesn't believe in it and that she believes something else the way she phrased it was like i don't know i just never really like bought into that one like it's like? It's like an option. It's like an optional buy-in or not. It's like you either think it or you don't. I mean, obviously think it because it's obviously true. The evolution thing, I'm on the fence.

I don't know if we... It was like, I don't know if I buy it. There's still monkeys and it's like, I don't know. I never really bought that one. It's like, that one? What do you mean? Yeah, that conspiracy. There's a whole series of them on offer and you get to pick and choose.

This is not how that works. You don't get to decide for yourself what things to believe in. You just believe in them. You know what I mean? Like, you know what I'm saying? Like if she was like, Oh,

that's, that's bullshit. I don't believe in that. And it's like, that is, even though that's wrong, that's better. You're wrong with conviction.

Yeah. She's just a dumb, dumb. Yeah. She was a dumb, dumb. Honestly, it was like, nice to meet you. I'll see you later. That's it really? Yeah.

It was gone. Oh wow. It was all gone after that. Yeah. I like dumb, dumb. So I would have hung out with any dumb, dumb. I hang out with so much. I mean, I like.

Male or female. Dumb people are fine, but the way it was just like, it was just an optional thing. She posed it as, I didn't like that. All right. So that's cool. So I want to want to talk about well i guess we could do another thing but i wanted to talk about um the i talked about this on congratulations i think the um by the way like and subscribe leave a comment thank you it'll be really really nice what's up with the you said there's we should do another thing but you said there's water stores remember we talked about this yeah on the text though right it was on the text yeah all right

because i kind of know about this but i don't really know about this so do you want to do this now or what what's up you want to do it on luxury okay all you got to do is google i know it's gonna be hard for anthony because he doesn't know how to google right but if he just sits in front of his computer opens google and writes the word water space spell hard for Anthony because he doesn't know how to Google. Right. But if he just sits in front of his computer, opens Google, and writes the word water, space. We spell it because, you know, he doesn't know. Store. Okay. W-A-T-E-R, space, S-T-O-R-E.

That's all you have to Google. Yeah. Come on. Dude, I'm dead serious. Bring it up. Bring it up. Bring it up. Bring it up.

Bring it up. Bring it up. Hey, can you do this before we even get into it? Capybara, capybara, capybara, capybara, capybara. Absolutely not. Capybara. You don't know how to do that because it's too fast say it again i'm like buster rhymes yeah capybara capybara capybara capybara capybara you know that song maco capybara capybara capybara no i can't wow i'm not just talking i'm mad okay so water store okay the 10 best water stores in

la see there's just a bunch of them, dude. I don't understand this. I've been thinking about it since you said it and sent me. Beyond O2, Alkaline Water. Aqua H2Go. Waterland. Fresh Living Water Mart. What are these places? Why are you selling water?

Go to a store and buy water because there's water in it. You don't need your own store for water. Every store has water. Aqua Best so far radio shack has water dude everything smoke shops have water pico water like what are we doing here in it it's like it's like it's like alkaline balanced whatever the hell it is water and i guess it's better than regular water but like i'm pissed you know breaking it again all right so all right so let's go into uh the next thing that's very weird the water place chris never seen those before in my life chris and anthony did either of you know about uh water stores no okay so that's one no chris did you know about water stores no no you know why

don't any of you know about water that's the weirdest part about it what i didn't know about i this is what i want people to comment under the thing did you know there were water stores here's the thing because i had no idea here's my question though which is even crazier like why are there so many who's going to these and keeping them in business this is the whole point if i don't know about them neither do they i'm just using me because i'm me okay if i don't know about them and there's so many yeah how are they in business i don't know if i knew about them okay be like okay i just don't go but there are so many i've seen at least 12 just living in la throughout the course of my life like that's lot. That's like more than the amount of

McDonald's I've seen. You know what I mean? Yeah. Alright. What is going on? It's absolutely mental. Alright. It's mental, man. Matt, Chris, what's good? Studied magic for two years. TVN, Septim Life. Yep, you're here.

I know. So I have a question for you guys. An even not for a gang. Oh, wow. TV head of a septum life. Yep, you already know. So I have a question for you guys. Complimenting your significant other after she does something that she's already done, and you've already given her a compliment on it, right? So, for example, my wife loves to reverse park into a parking spot. Cool. And she did it perfectly the first time. Cool. So now I'm like, awesome job, great job. But every time she does it, she first time cool so now I'm like awesome job great job but

every time she does it she's almost kind of looking over to me anticipating for me to compliment her again and again and again but after a while it's got to stop right what is your take okay I I hear you I feel you here's what I think great submission it's really cute that she does that first of all it's cute when people are like didn't I do good like that's just a cute thing especially within partnerships relationships like this okay uh like intimate relationships i mean your hat and um but it's annoying to be on the other side of it because you don't want to be like, I got to do this again. You feel pressure, yeah. I got to do this again. We did this. So all you got to do is like, in that case, for instance, something really simple

and fun for yourself to do so it's not like a chore. You can just be like this. You know what I'm saying? Something that is like at least not like, oh, wow, you don't have to pretend like, oh, great job.

That's annoying. Honestly, rate it. Every time she parts, rate it at a 10. Yeah, yeah. Make it a game. least not like oh wow you don't have to pretend like oh great job that's annoying honestly rate it every time she parts yeah yeah make it a game make it like a uh competition with previous times that she's done it that's that's a better idea 10 yeah four lost your mind just some on a radio on a radio 10-4 okay put it away put it away chris has his phone out put it away okay so the thing is i had it i had my phone so it's fine um yeah I think that's a good good thing uh good question I also think though that um I don't know that's interesting I will say though if you were going it like if it's what if it if it's something that they did once that they do once like say hey i tried

painting check this out wow that's very good to follow that up a few days later and be like i was just thinking about that painting you really did a really good job with that painting that would give you mileage man oh sure yeah okay you probably this guy probably getting bjs out the wazoo if he did that you know what i mean getting into no nitpicky fights for like three months yeah yeah god i keep thinking about that painting you did and then just keep doing it well then for years she might question it and be like are you fucking with me like be like this like what's up remember that painting you did in 2018 four years later it just was gorgeous i'm so but it's funnier if it wasn't even a penny. It was just like a parking job, you know me off

So it's so transparent, you know All right, cool. Next one Hey guys, my name is oh No, no, no, no, it paused not happy It paused. Not happy. Hey, guys. My name is Sosa.

I... Oh, my God. No, no, no, no, no. It paused again. Hey, guys. My name is Sosa. I... No, no, no, no, no, no, dude. What happened?

Woke up in the desert. Woke up in the desert. Has no idea where he is. You got to leave it. You got to leave whatever's happening in because what Matt did was great. He's a Nicolas Cage character. Dude, I want it to work. Iolas cage character dude i want it to work i want to now the way it's i want it to work i need to be a boss like the way i need to be in

which it is not working is pissing me off so much it's not that it's not playing at the start wait why would this one be not working? I don't know. Oh, so transparent, dude. I don't know. Hey guys, my name is Sosa. I'm a drummer in the Nashville area. A drummer?

But my problem is that people don't believe me when I say that, or they say I don't look like a percussionist. Oh percussionist. Even in grad school my classmates would feel the need to explain really basic concepts to me. I could be at my own gig and I get asked if I'm helping the drummer move equipment and on multiple occasions I'll be like sitting at my drums and the sound tech will ask me if I know where the drummer is. drums and the sound tech will ask me if I know where the drummer is. Well, next month is a really big international conference for percussion and inevitably every year I run into people who ask if I'm a singer for some reason or who assume I'm their accompanying a boyfriend and still after all

these years I don't know how to respond to any of those people any suggestions i mean they just haven't been like dude obviously like what they're saying is you're you're pretty you know there's not wow i haven't seen they're being sexist but i mean like dude if it was a no if it was a chick that looked like a a dude they wouldn't probably wouldn't happen as much well no here's what it is there are very few visible female drummers which is what you're saying right especially like but here's the thing here's the other thing that this is unfortunate for you in particular i would imagine a lot of that like maybe not more than half but a good amount of that is definitely guys just trying to talk to you um i think it's more of a sexist thing no it it is that but it's it's like

it is that it is that what is that from again it's from the tupac interview where they're like what is it he says it's yeah you can't say that on the podcast okay okay okay well i can't yeah i think we can't no no but we can play it right it's the M word or something yeah yeah okay cool anyway but Tupac can say that yeah Tupac can not anymore he's dead but he can say that he is that

all he wants it's an interview yeah that's really just kind of unfortunate but I totally get I mean that would be anything that I have to repeat

many times to many people almost nothing drives me more crazy than that you know that about me than having to

oh the thing I said basically that I was thinking about Tupac basically just the crazy than that you know that about me than having to oh the thing i said i was thinking basically that i was thinking about basically just the thing i said you know uh when i have to repeat something like i'm doing now again and again to people over and over it's just so maddening and annoying i mean i'm you you actually kind of I think usually you don't have the right to be like express anger you know uh but in this case because it kind of is a bit at least a bit sexist yeah usually then I I feel like you kind of can have a little attitude about it if you're angry but you probably just want to minimize the whole thing, whole event as much as possible. So like really just like the most abbreviated thing you, you can think of to do the better. So in every case that's different though,

cause they're saying it in different ways. So maybe the only thing you can have to do is, uh, just whenever they say something that alludes to the fact that you can't possibly be the drummer, just say I'm a drummer. Okay. just whenever they say something that alludes to the fact that you can't possibly be the drummer, just say, I'm a drummer. Okay?

A lot of words to just say to come. But like her version of whatever she wants, but like, do it to me. Are you waiting for your boyfriend? Where's the drummer? I'm a drummer. You don't sing? I believe in Jesus.

I mean, if somebody says, then you don't sing, then that person is an actual sexist. And also just a weirdo. You don't sing? Like, that's just a weird thing to do. All right. Which is what you did. It's just sexist. Which is, you know, sometimes sexism is, you know,

like that's not that worst sexism, but it's like like annoying as fuck especially if it's happening over and over again but there's not that many female hot chick drummers that are visible well in fact i can only think of like less than one handful i know zero but i don't know music at all right okay yeah so chris you know music can you think of any high profile female drummers there is uh like i can think of one of the most famous ones is a woman named sheila e is a drummer eagles she's in the eagles wow no and can't you and boy can't you do this wow so annoying that thing dude wow this you know what it is i know what it is yes how about that guy in the local band that you love so much Marco the guy playing shark dress man oh yeah that's that's the cool drummer guy

what he goes like this with the twisty stick oh can we play it or no we're gonna play that on wow wow wow so stupid how about what's more annoying air drums or air guitar air drums that's a tough one though air drums

air guitar though air drums is worse and any kind of drums unless you're playing the drums which is also very annoying because it's so loud drums are cool dude you're playing the drums which is also very nice it's so loud drums are cool dude how much people play the drums well are unbelievably amazing agree agree

but how about how uncle mike is always like you know if nick wants it or not nick uh if calvin if you know if cal wants to play drums go to go i got two drum sets i'll just give him one i'm just like i don't know tell him it'll just be like this. Our Uncle Mike is very eager to share his very vast drum knowledge. I got two drums

in the guitar. Why does he have two? Why? Oh, well, one is a real set and the other one is the silent one that just is like

that only for you with the headphones on. It's like, it sounds very quiet. Yeah. I mean, my son Kevin will be like, yeah, they'll be like, what kind of chicken you want?

He was like, oh, give me a breast and a drumstick. Oh, you got drumsticks? You know we got drums in the garage? So excited, you know? Your Uncle Mike sent his other drum set to my house. I knew that, yeah, that's right. See? Yeah, no, I know.

He was like that with you. Yeah, he was like, oh, you play drums? He was so happy when he learned Chris played drums don't even listen to anything with drums in it around Uncle Mike because he will give you a drum set

don't mention drums don't mention interest in music he will send you drums he's like those Saudi Arabian guys that where you can't compliment the shit

they have they'll just give it to you like we were like oh this is a cool camel and they'd be like it's yours that's Uncle Mike with drums

yeah you listen to Phil Collins and you listen to fucking Sousa camel and they'd be like it's yours that's uncle mike with drums yeah yeah you listen to phil collins and you you you listen to fucking susu studio and you just go like this you're like this i got drums in the garage i got two i'll give you one yeah he's like uh yeah he's very eager to share his drums yeah literally not just his knowledge about drums but his actual drums yeah he's willing to ship to you very generous if you accept oh he's the most generous generous as you yeah as you can he is a great to you very generous if you i mean he's the most generous generous as you yeah as you can he is a great man and very generous and wants to give you his drum sets yeah he always trying to give you his drums um so anyway yeah that's good for that that that

whatever i'll be in nashville come on see me in nashville chrisley.com wow so to finish that advice though come up with something that is very, very brief and very to the point and then say nothing more when they inquire more. All you are trying to get across is that, yes, you are a drummer and the conversation stops there. It's so annoying to have to do that over and over again

and then explain why someone who looks like you would play. It's so annoying. I'd love for her to send a video of it. would play it's so annoying i'd love for her to send a video of it okay so what was her name zara what was this girl's name anyway i forgot your name i apologize send us a video of you doing that but for real thank you we'll play it on the next episode oh we gotta play the thing on lifeline luxury i can't wait to watch the thing on Lifeline. Yeah, it's going to be amazing. It's one of my favorite videos of all time.

It's truly incredible. Sharp Dressed Man, dude. Okay. Her name is Sosa. Sosa. Yeah, Sammy Sosa. I'm in love with this. So loud what you just did.

Sosa loud. No, that's Coco. Coco. Who's the Sosa? Sosa is Sammy Sosa. Go on, go on, go on. Sammy Sosa. Sammy Sosa is white now. Yeah on, go on. Sammy Sosa. Sammy Sosa is white now.

Yeah. He's fucking. Oh, yeah. Does he have vitiligo? Whatever the fuck it's called. A white guy. Does he have vitiligo? What the fuck is that?

How do you say that? Okay. Vitiligo. Vitology. The Pearl Jam. Viggo Mortensen. Viggo Mortensen. Viggo Mortensen, dude.

I'm in love with Sammy Sosa. Wow, look how white he is. Look at him now, dude. Hey, dude, if you're like that, don't wear the red hat. Bro, Anthony, it is unreal you wouldn't click the picture with the fucking Dick Tracy hat, dude. He's got the fucking hat of Lips Manless and he fucking goes. Why would he click something else? Unbelievable, dude. I have a problem. Unbelievable, bro. fucking had a lips man list and he fucking goes why would he click something else unbelievable

dude i have a problem unbelievable image something for everyone to see and click on that wrong he's got a fucking flat top dick tracy with a chrome hearts matching shirt and this guy clicks on him in a fucking regular suit with his hair this is regular hair unbelievable dude look at him that's weird. What happened? Poor guy. What is that? But what is the thing that he has? Vitiligo?

I don't think. Is it? It looks like something else because it's so like all the way across his face. I have Vitiligo. Vitiligo. What's that? Dude, wow. That's bad, huh?

Well, it's okay. You know, there's a fulfilled yeah god how much denied having it okay maybe he doesn't have it maybe he just has been inside since he retired and then he came to that premiere with the red hat on it's he's just like this it's time to go out after 11 years what the fuck dude honestly I wouldn't be surprised

if that was something to do with the steroid use right dude I read an article at Sports Illustrated Ken Caminiti remember him uh huh

third baseman for the Astros yeah and the Padres he was a big it was an all star third baseman he had liver disease right did he oh no that was

he was a big alcoholic right I think he was anyway go ahead I don't know but he's a steroid nut like according to him he did it more than even anybody that was, he was a big alcoholic, right? I think he was. Anyway, go ahead. I don't know, but he's a steroid nut. Okay. According to him, he did it more than even anybody he knew. And it was a firsthand account of what steroids do to his body.

He said that his sack. Balls. Yeah, his ball sack was, well, no, because it was just a sack. Because his balls, he had so much steroids, the balls went inside his body like he was a fucking baby inside of his inside his body like he was a Fucking baby inside of their mother's day. He was hiding him hiding from the steroids, dude but they made his but his sack was just a Swinging nothing in flying in the wind nothing in his sack, dude Can come in it II dude Ken Kamenos Ken Kamenonuts so

Dumb Ken Kamenonuts. Oh, you don't like Ken Kamenonuts. So dumb. Ken Kamenonuts. Oh, you don't like Ken Kamenonuts? Okay. Going, going, gone. Yeah, Chris Berman was the best, dude. I wish. Bac, bac, bac, bac, bac, bac. A chicken.

Bac, bac, bac, bac. Bac, gone. But that's what he would do. I know. He'd go, bac, bac, bac, bac, bac, gone. You're so dumb, dude. Dude, he had the best, like, like gone he would be such a how much he would be so memed now dude how yeah he would be how much does he have a an extreme right wing

fucking uh show podcast on like valutainment i don't want to be like this but i think he might be dead i think chris burman might have died i think he's alive is he alive you're saying he's gone yeah he yeah dude he went back back back back on no maybe not he's alive yeah okay good no he's not gone amazing dude i'm not back back back back from the dead okay dude he's he's a king this guy's a a king, dude. He was incredible. Love Chris Berman. Dude, can you do a fucking backpack, backpack video of him? Can you play one? We'll do that on... We can do that on Luxury, right?

Yeah, but man... He got mad at someone on air. We should watch that on Luxury. Oh, he did, yeah. Remember that? What was that? He got really mad at somebody. Doesn't he look like a guy that gets so red-faced?

He gets so red-mad. Chris Berman. Juan going, going, Gonzalez, right? That was him. So many good ones, dude. God, right that was so many good ones dude so many good ones andre bad moon rising oh dude wait what's that andre rising was a big i know that but what is bad moon rising oh bad moon yeah yeah yeah oh wow this is a bad one like uh jamaican or no no bad moon rising yeah he was the best okay should we do another one yeah yeah another one hey chris hey matt chris

been a long time fan forever true baby i'm seeing you in pittsburgh i can't wait going with my brothers for their birthday be awesome matt you're awesome love your personality love you two together um i have two old brothers myself so seeing your guys interactions is just so relatable and just awesome i love it um but i'll keep it quick, kind of. So fresh out of college, I just started this job. I'm barely two months in. And right before I accepted the job offer, I asked if there were any locations closer to me that were hiring positions

because right now that job is an hour away. So I'm driving two hours for work every day which is a little taxing uh they said that there weren't any other closer locations available so i said okay i started the job and then two weeks into the job they post a place 20 minutes away from me with the exact same job description exact same title uh which kind of pissed me off a bit so i emailed hr yeah and was like hey can i transfer basically i did it professionally very professional this entire time and they talked to my p the two pms from each region and the guy above them they approve it they just said that I have to get a replacement before

I transfer, which makes sense. However, next week is a new employee starting out. And may I remind you that I'm only two months in, so I'm basically a new employee as well. Yeah. My PM comes up to me today and says, I don't know if he counts as your replacement.

Which, now I'm lost. I'm so lost, Nothing makes sense anymore. Why is he not my replacement? Why can't I move? Maybe they're still figuring stuff out. Just let me know what you think,

what I should do, who I should talk to, am I being crazy for making a big deal out of this? I don't think I am at all, but let me know. On his way.

Talk to come with big scissors hi I'm here look with big cheers yeah I got you why is it come C-U-M it's come with big scissors is like bring along big scissors well because it's funnier to have a sexual deviant Indian is it then arts and crafts Indian

I guess I didn't think big scissors is the guy's name you know I mean he's like Well, because it's funnier to have a sexual deviant Indian. Is it? Than arts and crafts Indian? I guess I didn't think of it. Just Big Scissors is the guy's name. You know what I mean? He's like, yeah, he's like the creative. No, no, no. He's the creative one. No, come with Big Scissors is the guy's name. Yeah, I get it now.

But yeah, okay, okay, okay. Always thinking about sex. Like this, like, oh my God. Cutting a bush. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they're outside they're always outside they're indian oh okay racist when did it happen where remember when we were kids everyone was like it's native american it's not indian now american indian is right when did that happen words are nothing on acid words are nothing dude on acid they really aren't though oh no word but they just choose to

translation is language changes over time and it's easy to look at what a word meant then and a word what a word meant now and think oh this is all arbitrary bullshit words are nothing that's another way of saying it okay very quick way of quick way of saying it. Okay. But it's less nuanced and specific than what I'm saying. Because it doesn't matter at all. Remember, now you have to say trans person up until fucking, you know, six years ago, people just said the thing that rhymes with granny. But language evolves. And also a transvestite is not

what a trans person is people said that because they have the right words but anyway it doesn't matter my point is language evolves it is annoying when there's like a top-down effort to make it change language naturally evolves and that's just a thing that happens throughout the course of people's lives but what's frustrating and difficult is when people are like no what it's called now is this but all i'm saying is i thought indian was like a derogatory term but now it's now it's back and that's i don't know what you're supposed to say is from what i understand i don't know anything dude i'm always confused yeah yeah i don't know stuff i just i'm that's why you can't play the game well i just wish it was easier to know which one is the right way to say because like people saying the wrong thing now it's like it's hard to even tell if it's i don't know oh here's what it should be

you say the thing and they go you can't say that anymore you go like oh i didn't know right because that's usually the case yeah yeah yeah for sure yeah because i i've been in that situation where i say oh you can't say that i don't know if that's happened to me oh it's happened to me they're like yeah you can't say that and i was like since when right and they were like a few years and i was like oh i guess like because i never say it you know so i'm like right right i had no idea so right you're talking about indians oh actually never mind i don't want to get into t-r-a-n-n oh that you're specifically i said that you know with like four people around i would know not to say it now but this was years ago oh i see this was years ago got it got it and they go you can't say that and i was like really right yeah you can't okay you

can't yeah but but but 10 years ago nobody knew that is my point correct about well six years ago i said it knew it yeah and people were like you can't say that still so hung up i had no idea and it's fine i've moved on such an axe to grind about you know all right cool we're doing more we're done all right we're done hates it hates it you guys have a schedule you know yeah okay all right well that was a good episode a lot of laughing a lot of loving a lot of coming together um okay yeah we could do a lifeline luxury actually right now because i have some good stories to tell so come on over to Lifeline Luxury Lifeline Luxury Patreon.com Slash Lifeline Luxury

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