Lifeline - 88. Slumdog Chamillionaire

Episode Date: December 17, 2023

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doing that we're not touching that we're not touching that i'm gonna talk about it in a minute so just hold your horses on that last minute gifts lifeline merch.com you already said that didn't you no i didn't't. No, I effing didn't. What I want to know is, you like the tangerine LaCroix? I decided, and I don't know how I feel about this, I'll let you know when we're halfway through the show,

to not bring a Perrier on air this episode and bring a LaCroix. This is a tangerine LaCroix. I prefer orange LaCroix. But this will have to do. Dude, QVC. We've got a beautiful LaCroix, but this will have to do. Dude, QVC. We've got a beautiful LaCroix, tangerine LaCroix,

and, you know, it's absolutely unbelievable. Look at this. Beautiful color. Yellow, orange. It says right there, tangerine. Naturally essenced. What does that even mean, you know?

That's nothing. It basically means it tastes like maybe you thought about tangerine. Zero calories. If you're talking about calories there's zero if you're talking about total fat there's zero if you're talking about total sodium zero why do it so loud if you're talking about carbohydrates zero if you're talking about protein zero ingredients are carbonated water and it is naturally essence now what does it mean there here's the thing about now here's the thing about la croix there cannot be something that tastes like something if it's not in there so it is absolutely cancer causing

there cannot be something in here that tastes like tangerine that they are saying it is not in here it can't be okay It is something in here, but they are saying it's nothing. It's cancer. They're saying the only thing in here is water. Legitimately, that's the only thing

that they are saying that's in here. And it tastes like tangerine. This is, why is nobody talking about how impossible this is made every single person who was watching turn it off already it simply can't happen okay right yeah we can all agree yeah we're selling it for this this time only it's okay you just drank cancer. It's okay. Dude, why do they do that?

Do what? There's something in there. No one does what you did. There's something in there. And they're saying there's nothing in there. It tastes like something. So there's something in there. So what is it? Ingredients.

Carbonated water. That's all it says. Carbonated comma naturally essenced what is that we don't know but obviously they're getting away with it by just like there's an asterisk next to essence and all it is the aster, all it means is non-GMO. So essence, all it means, according to this can, is that it's non-GMO. But what is it? That's what I'm saying. The definition of a thing can't be non-something. That's exactly what I'm saying. They're saying it's not in there, but it's in there.

No, they're not saying it's not in there. Now for only $2. This naturally essenced whatever is non-Gmo but what is naturally essence exactly it's not in there but it's in there two dollars wow what the what is it is cancer it will kill you this beautiful lacroix sparkling water and there's too many words on the front here too so that's actually think the korea tastes better than perrier is out of control and here's what i can't believe okay there was one literally before we started this there was one perrier left in the refrigerator and like dozens of la croix you and i have had this discussion many times you always say la

croix is better you chose knowing i exist to have the very last perrier in the refrigerator now why'd you do that to gift you the absolute beauty of tangerine now there's too many letters words on here sparkling water tangerine naturally essence lacroix that's too many we can all agree on that you didn't answer my question i i i don't like that trash shit. What is that? What? Tangerine LaCroix. There's lime.

Is there lime in there? Yeah. You still chose to take the very last Perrier knowing that I thrive and survive on Perrier. I like Perrier better now. You do? Okay. Well, now at least that's a good reason. It changed.

I like Perrier better now. Good. It's better. Sorry to stick you with the Tangerine LaCroix. Here's the thing, though. No, I like... It's fine. Okay. Obviously, I like that better, but... it's better Sorry to stick you With the tangerine Here's the thing though No I like It's fine Okay

Obviously I like that better But Okay I'm rubbing it in Perrier is twice as expensive As LaCroix Right I rarely am like Something's better

Just because it's expensive But when something's Five dollars Or ten dollars The chances of the thing That's ten dollars Being better Are exponentially high

And yet There are people in this world Who actually say to my face straight to it the croix tastes better than perrier you're crazy you're absolutely crazy if you want your water to taste like really shitty watered down candy here i go here you go i got the thing that's right for you if you want your water to taste like water there you go. I got the thing that's right for you. If you want your water to taste like water, there you go. It's over there. My brother took the last one, didn't let me have it. You're doing a QVC for Perrier then?

Yeah, but I'm doing it from the heart. I know. Okay. I want to be a QVC guy. Dude, rate my hair. Did you just recently touch it? Maybe. Because it was going around like nine zone.

Now it's down to like seven and a half, eight. Oh, come on, dude. You touched it. It was in the nine zone? It was like going crazy over there. It looked cool. You think it was in the nine zone? Yeah.

A Matt Damon movie. The nine zone. Rate my hair, Matt Damon. I did, dude. No, I'm saying Matt's Matt Damon in the trailer. Oh, oh, oh. It needs to be higher. The worst movie ever. The Nine Zone.

The fucking worst movie of all time. Brian Cox is like, we're out of four right now. It needs to be higher. The Nine Zone. Introducing a Latino male. God, Latino.

I was going to say Latino males instead of Matt Damon movies. Wow, that's so stupid. Matt Damon movies, three out of four of them are the shittiest looking things in the world. Okay. Well, we don't. Downsizing. Nothing ever looked stupider than that.

We bought a zoo. Nothing ever looked stupider than that. The adjustment bureau with the fucking. That, I saw that. Nothing ever looked dumber. With the hats. And then every once in a while he'll do a movie where

I look I haven't seen this movie but I still know I say this all the time Matt Damon gives the best performance of all time

in the movie Stillwater I haven't seen it but we all know that he does alright because he's got like the hat on and he's like

I'm from Oklahoma you know right right right they made that movie I want my daughter they make that movie every year though yeah but he's got like the hat on and he's like, I'm from Oklahoma. You know? Right, right, right. They made that movie. I want my daughter. They make that movie every year, though. Yeah, but he's so good in that movie, even though I didn't see it. You know he's so good in that movie, dude.

You think? Yeah, dude. All right. You think that he won the Oscar? He's not even nominated. What year was it? That's a sham. I haven't seen it, but I know.

They don't give the Oscars for the best stuff. I mean, sometimes they do, but yeah, they don't nominate all the best stuff. It's a popularity contest, and that's what sucks. Yeah, or they also, it is usually or very often that, but they also have the worst taste. The Academy has abjectly shit taste. Really? Yeah, dude. Green Book won an Oscar.

Avatar won Best Cinematography. Like, what, Crash won Best Picture? Yeah, Crash, yeah. Dude, what? Slumdog Millionaire won Best Picture? Slumdog Trillionaire. Slumdog Chameleonaire won fucking Best Picture, dude? Unbelievable.

What is that Matt Damon movie where he's, like, talking to himself the whole time? It's really funny. Oh, The Informant? Yes. That's one out of the four. one out of the four that is great but three out of four look like the innards of an asshole they see me they see me rowing aren't that about sometimes in that one i mean they see me rowing we're brown wow worst lyrics rowing dirty so bad we're fucking hindi red dots okay okay we're going dirty we're gonna stop it now and we're gonna get some curry curry

anthony love that dude uh slumdog chameleon, baby. I want some naan bread. Dude, there's an old, decrepit, dying dog in here that is asleep. And with that laugh, you just woke his ass up, scared the shit out of him. You almost killed him. Give me some cumin, some naan bread. And some curry. Gonna get some indigestion.

And we're rolling dirty. Slow duck chameleon oh shit dude oh fuck man it's the stupidest thing oh fuck dude wow you and Anthony huh oh fuck I love stupid shit

I hate fucking jokes dude you just made a fucking joke that lasted four minutes. It's dumb, dude. Yeah, I agree. Oh, fuck. I agree, dude. Non-bread.

I don't even know if that's Indian. Non-bread is Indian. You mean you don't know if the movie is Indian? No, no, no, no, no. I have no idea about anything I just said, honestly. You don't have an idea about anything, period. Just in general, dude. It's what makes, no, no. I have no idea about anything I just said, honestly. You don't have an idea about anything, period. Just in general. It's what makes it better, dude.

Oh, shit, man. Oh, man, my face hurts. I was laughing so hard. You're going to give a BJ. What are you doing? I'm about to give a BJ, dude. Shut up. All right.

Well, you want to get into it or what the fuck, man? You know, it's like, Jesus Christ. Let's start, man. You done? Yeah. Hey, Matt and Chris. This start, man. You done? Yeah. Hey, Matt and Chris. This is Letty. I love you guys.

This is slutty? I've seen Chris a lot a few times, and I can't wait for the next one. Wait, wait, wait. Can you start? Oh, Letty. Oh, the S is right there. Yeah, yeah. Now you got to start over. I know.

I'm sorry. I thought you said, hey, guys, this is slutty. Hey, guys, this is ho bag. All right. Let's do it. Hey, Matt and Chris, this is Slutty. I love you guys. I've seen Chris a few times, and I can't wait for the next one.

Very cool. I need advice with something. So we live on a busy street. And when turning right, it's kind of like a tight turn because of the heavy traffic. And usually because people park right on top of the little entrance and the curb has a little area painted red and people still park like way past it, even like not even respecting like past it already so mad. So it makes it kind of unsafe turning into our home when there's traffic and everything um so we ended up getting a cone and we put it right there where the painted area is

and people are moving the cone oh is it just me i would never move the tires one time i found a cone by a tree like super far away so people are moving the cone and still parking in the way so what should i do pop the tires is appreciated if you see we'll leave a note if it's a that sucks though you know how many different people probably park there all the time like yeah if you notice one in particular leave no always leave a note have a printed note like zero zero make a hundred copies of your note yeah. And if you see someone keep doing it, pop their tires. Like it's just so fucked up. You need to see a repeat offender.

Yeah. That's so fucked up, to pop their tires. I wouldn't pop their tires, but... Oh, then why are you recommending someone else do it? Because if I did it a few times and someone popped my tire, after they gave me a note, I would be like, I kind of deserve it. I would genuinely think that.

Yeah. Wouldn't you? No Because my tire would be popped And I'd be too mad To be able to see reason Maybe like the next day I would be able to But in that moment

I'd be like Somebody just popped My fucking tire At that point Honestly I would thank the game Dude That's the game

And I would be like You know what? The game got me today Thank you game Thank you game Live by the game Die by the game Okay But I'm serious I understand But Do you know what? The game got me today. Thank you, game. Thank you, game. Live by the game, die by the game. Okay.

But I'm serious. I understand. But do you believe me? Chill out, dude. Yes, I believe you. I believe you. Okay. I agree.

It sucks when people don't believe you, dude. When you mean business. I don't mean business. People are like, uh-huh. You know what I mean? Yeah. I mean absolutely business. I don't like that.

I mean absolutely business. Damn it. A pirate. A pirate. A pirate. like that. I mean, absolutely business. Damn it. Pirate. Pirate. Pirate. Lock the plank, man. The absolute business.

The fuck was I going to say? It's all good. God nab it. It's okay. You were talking about the popping of tires and the reason you don't see reason. Yeah, that is, I feel for you. That is a shitty situation, dude. uh the cone was a good idea the problem with the cone idea was that it was a good idea like i said but it would it was so obviously not gonna work yeah i agree you know what i mean yeah it was just so obviously not

gonna work that it was a bad idea uh good thought bad execution because it's obviously Not going to work I have so many cones But What? I have so many cones Traffic cones In your possession? I do I have them in my garage

Why? For things like that Oh Do they work? No never And I do it all the time And it never works And

You know what I just thought about though Put Why don't you I have so many I want to get more Put six out there Exactly

I just thought of that Putting one is just An atrocious idea Line them And create like a rectangle of them Like don't even Like have an empty middle of them Like so it really seems like

Or dude You mean absolute business Just put a bunch of nails down But that's so antagonistic Like it's You don't want to get into that Yeah Maybe you're right.

Especially cause you live there. If you worked there, maybe, but you, you don't want to do that kind of thing around the place you live. You start a war. People are going to be like, Oh,

doing fucked up shit. You know? Yeah. Um, I don't know what you can do though. Honestly, when they're, I mean,

maybe when they're in the red zone call, like the red zone, the red zone call like the red zone the red zone with matt damon yeah he actually literally was in a movie called the green zone yeah which is amazing yeah um it needs to be red the red zone the most on the nose dialogue it's not red yet dude can the zone is only green can it be quiet can you i mean no i know the answer that i would never ask that It's more funny to be loud. Yeah. It's funnier to be loud.

But. And then sometimes it's funny to be quiet. But is there anyone to call? Like if someone parks in a zone? Ghostbusters. Man! What? Can you call like some kind of fucking authority if someone's parked?

If it's a ghost that parked, you can call Ghostbusters. But besides that. I'm pissed. Dude. I mean, yeah. You can call somebody for parking enforcement. that parked you can call ghostbusters but besides that and piss dude i mean yeah you can call somebody for parking enforcement of course you can i didn't know that and tow the car tow the car if you park in a red zone sorry matt damon you get you get pulled who do you call though matt damon no who do you call for real anthony who do you that's what the movie's about matt damon he's a parking enforcement. You call the fucking city. Oh, 1-800-CITY?

What does that even mean? Need more numbers, you know? I think you call parking enforcement. You just call... Great idea. How do I report illegal parking? Oh, yeah, you can. Yeah. You're right right you didn't know this 24 hour oh that's amazing well people become parked 24 hours what do you mean of course i didn't realize this you actually didn't know this i didn't know this i mean i if i thought it if i ever thought it through i probably would

have been like there must be but i never have thought to do it that's the problem you didn't think it through yeah oh relax it's not the problem it. That's the problem. You didn't think it through. Yeah. Oh, relax. It's not the problem. No, but it is the problem because now we have Google. We just rely on it, right?

Yeah, but we just relied on it now to find the information. I saw a meme the other day and this was so interesting. Okay. You know the Leonardo DiCaprio where he's in Django and the meme where he's drinking the thing

and he's like this? Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. So it said, uh, teacher to me when I was in fifth grade or whatever, uh, well,

you won't be able to carry, you, you won't be able to, um, carry a calculator around in your pocket all the time. You know how teachers used to say that? Oh, right.

Yeah. And then it had me and like this, like, cause we do, we have pocket all the time. And then it had me and like this. Because we do. We have parkers. Yeah, we do. There's a parker all the time. You just explained a meme, though. That is the most thing you cannot do

ever in the history of the world. Did you know that? I don't think I knew that, no. Did you? Think about it now, though. What do you think about it now that you think about it? Explaining a meme?

Yeah, like that isn't in front of someone. I understand what you're saying. Trying to explain a meme is not. I think there's worse things. Like murder? Like murder? Oh, boring things. No, more boring things not. I think there's worse things. Like murder? Like murder? Boring things. No, more boring things.

There are more boring things. Like what? I have a friend. Listening to him talk is way more boring than that. But in your defense, it's interesting because how is he being so boring? So in a way, I'm kind of like. It's interesting. Yeah.

So you might be right about that. See what I'm saying? I'll say it's up there but it's okay yeah yeah it's okay that i did that that's how you started saying that i'm sneaking out all right so he walked out of the bathroom and looked around like he was in a car at an intersection like dude did the shadiest shit in the world in there. Injected PCP. All right, let's do another one. Injected PCP. Who wants better sex?

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Good day fellas. So basically my question is from Ireland and the Northern hemisphere, currently in New Zealand on the Southern hemisphere. And it is summertime now. So I'm wondering what your thoughts are on spending six months of the year on the Northern Hemisphere, getting summertime,

and then coming to the Southern Hemisphere, getting the summertime here for the other six months of the year. That's all. What are your thoughts? Wow! That's it? Well, Matt, what are your thoughts?

Well, my thoughts are, wow. You said different places, geographical places. 85% of the words in that submission were geographical locations. So, hey, I'm from Ireland. I'm in New Zealand. And sometimes I go to Australia. What are your thoughts? No.

What he's saying is, what are your thoughts on living half the year one place and half the year another place? I think that's not great because if you're just experiencing summer everywhere. Summer everywhere starring Matt Damon. Damn it. It's winter. What the fuck? May 9th.

It's not good. I feel like that's probably not good for your body or brain To have it always be summer Like it's the same as like people Where it's daylight for a whole season It's like that fucks with your brain That's so good dude I want that

Snowbirds what do they call them snowbirds Yeah snowbirds What is that My mother inin-law She lives in North Carolina But then when it's freezing She goes to Arizona Right

Okay yes but that's not what he's saying He's literally shifting hemispheres Which means it's actually Summer in the place that he goes He's never not experiencing summer Sure okay In Arizona it's still winter When she leaves actually summer in the in the place that he goes he's never not experiencing summer sure okay in arizona it's still winter when she leaves yeah i i know what you're saying it's just warmer well you're acting like winter i'm like warmer winter starring matt damon what the fuck dude how about

the actual fracking movie matt damon was in like that's such a piece of fucking stinky shit dude what is it who is it what's it him and john krasinski and it's like he's just like in a town somewhere and it's called what the frack yeah yeah and they're like this it's it's frackety frack don't talk back do you know what i would you know what i've never known and i won't know what fracking is and i will die not knowing what fracking you know what's really true though as well people who right anthony well what the fuck is fracking, dude? People who... So many people have explained it to you.

...are hardcore anti-fracking also don't know what fracking is. Yeah. And that's annoying. I will never... The promised land. There you go. Dude, I will never... Dude.

It's like a really unsafe, bad-for-the-environment way of extracting oil or natural gas. And what you just said is the most boring thing to listen to. And they made a movie about it. That's the thing. I mean, look, talking about it, getting your panties in a joint about it. I get it because environmentalism. Yeah, of course. I'm not like that, but I get it. I get how one could be for sure.

But making a movie about it. Dude, also Gus Van Sant directed that. Come on. He's great, but he does some boring shit. Clearly. But no, what I'm saying is he makes a point sometimes to make his movies boring, which I love Gus Van Sant. But that on a Gus Van Sant level, holy fucking shit.

Like if Peter Berg did it, it'd be like, that might be fucking fresh. But that's a different kind of boring than Elephant or Jerry. Cracking is absolutely so boring. That's like a movie. Fucking Matt Damon in sleeping. Just fucking. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, that would be better too, though. This summer. That would be better, dude. All the sleep all over again. That would be better because you'd be like, holy shit, they made a movie about Matt Damon sleeping. What the? Narcolepsy. Narcolepsy.

This summer, Matt Damon in Breathing. That's in the trailer. I think the most boring title for a movie could... And I think this might actually be a movie. Waiting. Yeah, it is a movie. Waiting, dude. Isn't that a movie with.... Yeah, it is a movie. Waiting, dude.

Isn't that a movie with... Is that a Ryan Reynolds movie? Dane Cook's in it, right? Waiting, right? They did it. But it's a comedy though, right? It's about like restaurant. So being a waiter? It's even worse than it has the ellipses afterwards.

You did it even worse than I could have possibly imagined myself. What do you mean? There's an ellipses at the end of the title what do you mean wow that is word waiting dot dot dot i thought ellipses was this by mistake i fucked it up waiting and then there's a movie called still waiting skylar stone's in one of them i think that doesn't matter oh no he's great oh yes skylar okay yeah um wow i mean waiting i guess it was a hit huh no well they made a sequel they did yeah it's still waiting i think it's a cult classic it is it is it is but that's the movie that no i remember that's the movie that long slick fucking silver shaft that's the that was the

movie that uh ryan reynolds was like okay he's in gonna be in movies now i remember because remember he was the guy in the pizza three guys girls at pizza place show wasn't he in that i think he was in that sitcom whoa i don't know ryan reynolds history like this i do even ryan reynolds's name slips through my brain like how could you have that name dude you know who's like that for me up until really recently is Ryan Gosling. Dude, I can never remember that guy's last name. But he's interesting. Yeah, yeah.

No, he's very interesting. Well, I think Ryan Reynolds is cool as fuck. Is he? Yeah. I just don't even know. His shit is just into my brain and then right back out. Ryan Reynolds has gone. Here's the deal.

Like Ryan Reynolds or not, he's gotten to the point where he's been around so long that you kind of got to be like okay i think i like him because he he doesn't he's not like the rock where he's just always doing something and it's annoying as fuck he's ryan reynolds is like i'm gonna do deadpool and kind of that's it and also i'll be in another movie maybe and then i have a company that i'm gonna sell for 900 trillion dollars So what's the difference? That is what The Rock does. No, but it's like, but he's quiet about it, though.

Also, what do you mean he's everywhere, dude? Ryan Reynolds? He's like air. You can't turn around and not see Ryan Reynolds in some ad for some company I've never fucking heard of.

Yeah, I guess. I don't know. I'm not even anti-Ryan Reynolds. I know, I know. Guys at that level, they're not even actors anymore. They're just entities. I tell you what, I was. I don't know. I'm not even anti-Ron Reynolds. I know, I know. Guys at that level, they're not even actors anymore. They're just entities. I'll tell you what.

I was 100% committed saying what I was saying, and I don't even believe it. Right. And I don't care enough. But it goes to show that's how people are. When they get behind something, it's like, you don't actually. But I'm different because what I did is I'm saying right afterwards, I get it and I admit it. Yeah. That makes you different.

You're right. Yeah. I don't, you know. Like if I believed in QAnon and then it all fell, I'd be like, okay, QAnon isn't real. I wouldn't still believe in QAnon. But a lot of people still believe in QAnon because they've been believing in QAnon. Yeah. Hold on.

They hold on. It's called holding on. That's not a. That's another terrible title for a movie. But that's not what it's on. It's called Holding On. That's not a... Another terrible title for a movie. But that's not what it's called. That's just... No, it's called Holding On. No, Holding On is just something you can say about something, but it's not called that.

And I say it about that, so it's called that. All right. Well, let's do another submission. Okay. Okay. Yo, what's up, Matt? What's up, Chris? What's up?

This is my second time on the show. Nice. First time I was on, I asked a question about what to do if your best friend likes a girl, but the girl likes you. Ah. I appreciate the responses on that. I wasn't really actually going through that situation. Oh.

I was just thinking about it. I was like, damn, that's kind of a good question to ask. Oh, someone's going through it, dude. Anyways, I have another question I want to ask you guys so honest opinion is it uh is it as creepy oh as it is to me to you guys if one of your friends or just some male friend constantly calls their dad daddy oh that's i gotta be honest with you, I don't like it. And it's never just like a normal daddy. Like, we literally have a friend,

and he says it in the most creepy fucking way. He's like, I love you, daddy. Whoa. Okay, daddy. Oh, like serious? Yeah, I mean, I'm not picking on anybody that calls their dad daddy. I just wanted to know what your guys' opinion was on that. That's fucking weird.

By the way, the nose ring doesn't look too weird with the tattoos, right? No, it's good. Let me know what you guys think. Wow. Just should have only wanted to know about the nose ring and the tattoos. Just literally admitted he made up a whole thing. Yeah. Twice.

Right. Good point. And then at the very end snuck in the thing he actually cares about. Yep. Good point. Yeah, the nose ring and tattoos fucking what like you actually think someone walks by you dude and is like what the fuck's with that guy's nose ring i mean i don't know i might no that no one does that yeah they go they flow with the fucking rest of his whole vibe yeah i get it so like but that's what

he's saying he's asking he's saying not so bad with the tattoos right you get it because i think what the right means but i but i happened But I think what he's saying is I think what he's alluding to is We probably talked about a nose ring before on the show And said it was silly Or even with him He might have died I don't know that's what I'm getting

But who knows what the frack What was the question again Guys who call their dads dad. Dude, that's... That's... I don't... Does anyone do that? That's so extremely weird.

But also, it could just be normal for their family. But it's still very... It doesn't necessarily mean anything. No, no, no. But it's very weird. It's like, if you're gonna gonna call if you're a grown man and you want to call your father your dad daddy you got to be like funny about it or something it's odd yeah that's that's it's you can't be like here's the hi daddy i love you daddy here's what there's so many there's too many connotations with daddy now here's what it is

it you have to understand that if you do that People are going to think it's weird And if you do and you still do it whatever If you call your dad daddy and you're a grown man You also have to be worth a billion dollars Because that's something that If you're You're an oil family

I mean if you're poor And you're just like coming home to a one bedroom apartment Just like hey daddy That's fucking weird Yeah. I mean, if you're poor and you're just like coming home to a one bedroom apartment, just like, hey, daddy. The Vanderbilts do that. The DuPonts do that. The Bushes. You gotta wear an ascot. There's no way the Bushes don't do that. Yeah, 100%. An ascot. By the way, it's even weird to call your mom

mommy if you're a grown man, okay? It's fucking weird. I do that specifically as a joke. Which is to imply, which is another way to say, that's really weird. Right. I do that specifically as a joke yeah right which is to imply which is another way to say that's really weird right i do that specifically as a joke swear to god um but yeah and by the way daddy is so weird you don't even do that as a joke no you don't even make that joke you don't even make that joke no hey daddy oh that's

fucking weird i know do that imagine calling dad that's what i'm saying do it say hey daddy hey daddy does that feel weird daddy does that feel weird yeah not that weird though no i'm thinking about other stuff like hey dada that would be like funnier dada dada yeah but that's just funny i know because i'm just thinking it through though but you know i mean like yeah daddy yeah no it's not good Dadmobile let's take the dadmobile Daddy No That's weird You know what

Has nobody ever told that dude that No one's done that he made that up He made that up He admitted he made that up I understand his track record is not good But My son Calvin sometimes calls me daddy when he's fucking no no no i i know it's the cutest thing in the fucking world yeah i love that he calls me dad dad d i love that he calls me dad daddy and

you are his dad i know that's what i'm saying i that's what love. I love when he calls me dad and I think I'm that boy's dad. Like I love that. I love that. And I tell him I love being his dad all the time. It's so awesome. And I can't wait to tell that to Billy and have him have the wherewithal to be like, oh, or okay, dad, and have him call me dad. To have two fucking sons call me dad is going to be so awesome. Worst monologue. Wor worst monologue no way i'm gonna play the best one and it starts out with that that's the beginning of the play yeah yeah yeah

yeah all right you want to keep going or after the guy after the guy from the side stage that's been sitting there the whole time while the audience trickled in says there was a story once about you know what i mean like i hate plays that start with the actor already out there when the people are trickling in oh yeah you know what i'm saying i do yeah and then and everyone's because everyone's sitting down they're like oh you see what we can see you see me yeah yeah oh you know nah dude start the play when everyone's settled and then start the play yeah have the guy come out then with the banjo all right next what's up chris what's up matt guys i sent in a video a couple weeks ago about you know selling my hair for 125 000 to chris and look you guys i think we all know i was joking around well yeah um you know matt especially

because he's like that seems like a bad deal, you know, which of course it is. That would be practically giving it away. So bitter. Oh, wow. Wow. So, you know, clearly I was joking around. I know I can't sell you my hair.

Okay. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. And here's what I want to say. This is probably most important is. Fuck you. You know, if I could, Chris, I wouldn't make you buy my hair. I would, I would give wouldn't make you buy my hair. I would,

I would give it to you as a charity. Um, it wouldn't even be about like a tax write off thing either. It would be a complete charity. Um, so, you know, now, you know, here's the thing. I don't put the videos up on there. So it's like, you know, someone put that video up thinking that it might be something for you to take into consideration. That's all I'm saying. But anyways, I do have an advice question today. Wow. Listen, guys, I'm not good at saving money.

How do I become rich and famous so I don't have to worry about saving money? That's a good question, dude. That is such a good question. How do I get rich? And the famous part doesn't matter, but how do I get rich so that I don't have to worry about money? That is such a good question. Yeah, but... It's so relatable.

You know? Think about it. It's a relatable. It's a really good... Everyone wants to know the answer to that question don't they yeah i think so if how do i get rich yeah yeah i mean well you know it how do i get rich yeah well the reason it's such a good question is because there's very obviously no answer because if there was an answer every single person would do it there's all sorts and there

would be nobody poor which means there wouldn't even be anybody rich either we'd be living a communist society and no one wants that but also there's there there's so many uh there's so many answers to that yeah you can develop a skill and grind for years. You can invest in business. There's no surefire way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course not. You could be immensely talented at something, and then you'd have a better chance than someone else who isn't immensely talented at that thing to get rich.

But even then, it's not likely. Almost nobody's rich. The other thing is he said, how do I get rich? Because he doesn't know how to save. Dude, you got to save to get rich. Right. Well, that is therein lies your issue is that you got to figure out a way to save money. Even if you have a low paying job, like saving is so important.

I'm also terrible at it, but I absolutely recognize the importance of it. Put a little bit of the money away every time you make something. I think I'm okay with it. Well, saving money? Saving money? I think so. Well, yeah. I mean, probably.

Well, you're definitely better than me. Yeah? I mean, I just like, yeah, dude. Really? There's a fucking hole in my pocket. Yeah. Do you think that What do you think that is

A therapy in therapy What do I think that is For one I make way less money than you No I know but If you're making the money and then you still want to spend the money What do you think it is I want more of the money To spend more of it

And then I do that And then I have that. I understand. And then I have less. But all I'm saying is it has nothing to do with the amount of money you have. If you are a person that likes to spend money, you're that kind of person. So what is it about getting the money and wanting to get rid of it to get stuff for it? I don't want to get rid of it. I want to keep it, but I don't have enough of it.

To live the way I want. To live the way I want. To live the way I want. Right. And also, save is difficult with the amount of money I make. I understand that. But if you were to make $30 million a year. Which is a little bit more than I do. Yeah.

Would you think that you'd still have that problem? No. Right. So then you're not really a person like that. Yeah, but that's true of almost everyone. I don't no well yeah okay i guess so except like mc hammer you know mc hammer's the one guy who you could give him 80 million dollars a year and he'd figure out a way to just give it to everybody that he ever met you know and be like i'm broke now uh-huh i'm broke now but check out this fucking statue didn't that, that's, he did, that was him, right? Yeah, he gave it to, I think he gave it a lot away.

That's the story goes, who knows if it's true or not. I believe it, dude. Yeah, but when he does that, I'm just like, go hammer, go hammer, go, you know? Yeah, go hammer. He's also a pastor. He didn't, he kept giving people money because he's too legit to quit. But I think that it's pretty crazy. I think, yeah, I think someone was like, hey, dude, don't give away that money.

He was like, stop, hammer time. And he started giving people money, you know what I mean? Yeah, well, at first he was like, hey, dude, don't give away that money. He was like, stop. Hammer time. And he started giving people money. You know what I mean? Yeah. Well, at first he was like, you can't touch this. And then he was like. I'm going to soften up a little bit.

I knew it would end up being funny somehow. I gave that to you. I gave that to you. All right, let's do the next one. What up, boys? I am calling in. I called once before. I can tell that's the worst shirt of all time just from that area it's a pretty it's a bad shirt i can tell whatever the rest of that shirt is it's still no matter what the worst shirt however you cut it that is a bad that could have

my face all over it on the bottom it's still the worst shirt yeah those shirts to me everyone see that everyone don't wear shirts like Hey, are you a diver in 1950? Right. That's what you are. So that's all good. Right. Anyway, just finger banged a girl. Oh, God.

Finger banged. You know? So it's paused. So anyway, go ahead. About the girlfriend who asks too many questions. I'll start it over. Okay, thanks. What up, boys?

I am calling in. I called in once before about the girlfriend who asks too many questions at coffee shops or whatever, and it's just the worst and takes way too long. There is no progress on that front. Nice. And I've just learned to place my order and walk away, and she deals with the awkward social interaction. I am, however, talking about another awkward social interaction,

but from me. So I was just listening to you guys' episode about some chick called in and she was talking about how everybody in her family has got the same J-sounding name or whatever and everybody makes the same jokes and it's the worst and I also hate the obvious joke um and i like to think myself relatively witty and clever i know you guys make fun of that um but you know it's just the social interaction is uh yeah you know i i pride myself on it i guess you could say and what's, uh, and to the point where I have a couple of those moments in

my life where it's just so vivid. And, uh, I think the worst example of it was I ran into Jay Cutler and, um, almost said Heath Ledger, but Phil Heath, uh, the two bodybuilding dudes, like, I don't know if they're still doing that thing, but it was like eight and a half years ago. Like that's how, how much of an outlier it is. It's, it's vivid to this day. I was working at a hotel, ago like that's how how much of an outlier it is it's vivid to this day i was working at a hotel they showed up waiting for a car and uh you know i was just kind of chopping it up professionally and uh you know i was like well how is how's it gonna go this year essentially and uh and jay color's like oh well i'm gonna win and then he's gonna win the next few years and i uh i mean i don't want to say it now but i tried stopping, but it just came out and I was like, well, you know, you're going to win unless, unless I join, you know?

And, uh, they both just not even, they didn't even pretend to laugh. They literally just looked at me and they're like, yeah, we get that all the time. And it was an absolute gut punch. I don't even think I spoke after that. So, uh, I guess my question is how do i get that memory out of my brain first off if that would be you know possible and uh secondly i guess for other people like i said i feel like i do a pretty good job of avoiding those moments uh but for your fans and for me i guess i'll take it is uh how can you avoid those situations uh going forward all right guys thanks a lot got it uh you get what he's saying now yeah

but that was the obvious joke he he hates yeah when he makes it and he hates when people make it and how do we avoid doing that uh be funnier be funnier i mean there's uh it's it's all it takes is before okay it usually these jokes happen when you just met someone and you're either commenting on their name or what they're what they do or something like that that is like a surface level thing that people know about a person just when you meet someone like and the a arises, because that's how it works. We think of a thing that we think is funny, and then we just blurt it out. We don't usually run it through the checklist of, like, wait, is this funny?

Did they get this a lot? But you have to do that for people you just met. Do they get this all the time? If the answer is even, like, possibly, then just don't make that joke. That's it. I mean, I wouldn't know that that was a common thing that bodybuilders got. That joke. I don't think I would do that one, but I wouldn't think that they get that all the time.

But I guess maybe they do. Apparently. You're not going to win if I join. You know? That makes sense to me. That it's a thing that people say really oh wow i guess i'm way off on that yeah i don't know i'm not pissed about it so mad i i uh yeah i don't know i don't i don't think that that's i mean you're gonna fall into that trap

sometimes dude you know i do that i'm a fucking comedian i probably do it so it's like you you know i i i like to pride myself on not saying the things that are the first draft jokes you know but but you know sometimes you do i mean and it's just gonna happen and it's okay and don't beat yourself up about it you know man mc hammer had some hits huh huge hits like so many yeah well you were the whole time you were talking you just could not wait to talk about him well i couldn't stop thinking about what you were talking about he was talking i was like man mcr just and we pray every day or whatever that song is you know he had a lot of hit and then the do what the adams family one do what

they want to do say what they want to say live how they want to live you know what i mean just like a lot of hits at once dude like in three years poor guy had no like he's probably okay now no i'm sure he's okay now but if he like had any sense of what was about to happen he could have prepared for that and made sure that the money didn't come in and go right like that sucks dude that song too legit to quit is a fucking banger dude i'm gonna listen to it on the way home not you can't touch this? No. You like Too Legit to Quit better than You Can't Touch This? Too Legit. That shit?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That? What about this, though? That part? Wait, which one is the one that goes, hey, hey? Too Legit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Too Legit.

Hey. It's better because of the hey, hey. A gay man that does that. Hey, hey. Even though you know it's like a fat black lady hey A gay man that does that Hey hey You know it's like a fat black lady A gay man You know it's a gay man because it's H-A-Y Yeah yeah yeah Too legit

Too legit to quit Hey hey Hey Trying to get someone's attention Sweat Driven all over my chest Remember that fucking John Shara I thought of that when you just said that

We used to when we were kids When we first moved to California We were friends with this family And they had two kids our age A girl Chris's age a boy my age The boy Was like How would you even describe him he was such a wild kid wild dude that kid was free association you'd like he would just say shit that popped into

his head uh and one time chris started like used to go to the gym at one point he didn't see me for a while and then i saw him i saw him more muscular yeah he was like oh my god like i grew into myself and he was like oh my god what the heck dude look I grew into myself. He was like, oh, my God. What the heck, dude? Look at you. Look at your chest. Oh, my God. You ever just drip water on your chest and just look at it like that?

No. Just watch it trickle down between your pecs like this? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He said that. Like, as if? As if that was the thing to ask someone who could start working out. Like, no. It's even more like he's been trying to build his chest so that he can do that and he's like so needs to know what it's like for you it was

immediate he asked me that and so fun and the best part about it he was younger than me that was the best part about it because i was like 17 he was like 15 yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's right um so anyway he's doing well he is? yeah oh good I love that film the whole film the whole film's amazing yeah alright cool well do another one

yeah do another one sounds good hey Chris and Matt my name is Charlie Rich I'm phoning you from London English first of all I think Matt

using your life experience your general wisdom you're making a positive impact on people's lives it's fantastic and Chris I think you're, using your life experience, your general wisdom, you're making a positive impact on people's lives. It's fantastic. And Chris, I think you're doing a brilliant job at finishing Matt's sentences. Okay, listen, my issue is I'm an actor. Oh, yeah.

And I have a lot of financial struggle. In a band. I'm in the creative industry. So are you two. I was wondering if you can offer any advice or life experience to help with this. I'm at an age now where people are buying houses. People are settling down. They're having weddings.

They're having holidays to nice places. And here I am just kind of surviving month to month. I need some advice. I need some help on how to deal with this. Obviously, just compare myself less. That is one factor. If you have something that goes a bit deeper than that, or you could offer some life experience that's going to help me thanks guys that yeah i mean everyone's on their own path though dude you know it's like

are you i don't know are you talented like he seems like you probably i mean he's probably in a band right maybe a photographer or something. Of course he is. Yeah, he could be a photographer. Yeah, he could totally be. Yeah, I can imagine him being like, let's see you look. Over there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I just, I don't know, man. It's just hard.

Also, the truth is, we're making a joke. He looks like he's in a band. We don't know what the thing is that you do. So it's hard to give advice true about a a line of work or whatever you want to call it career path that we're we're guessing about but you said it's a creative one assuming it's in the arts to some degree dude now probably more than ever it's almost just in terms of the math yeah it's almost impossible to make a good living in the arts the gig economy has completely like edged into the artist's life and that those are not really that compatible economy the gig economy what's that well everybody's an independent

contractor now no one's an employee no one's on on salary. They go from gig to gig. The gig economy. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Such a fucking idiot, dude. Everyone at home, rewind like five, ten seconds and watch the way he said, oh, to what, my explanation about that.

And you will see the dumbest man in the history of the world. Wow. Gig economy, is that something? It's a term that people use to describe the present state of the of the way the workforce exists yes i did not know about that and that's a real thing well yeah did is what i said something that lines up with your

vision of reality it's true i suppose so but there's still people that don't do that. Well, of course. But it used to be almost everyone who actually made a living made it through a company they worked for that they went to that job every day. So, yeah, I guess I don't know. I guess I don't know. And now it's way, way, way more splintered and fractured than that. I guess I don't know that. And people get by as independent contractors from job to job, gig to gig. I understand that. Okay. I guess no no i didn't know that yeah yeah no it's it's definitely like that much to a much greater degree than it ever has been before and that makes it harder because like this guy i understand that

from thing to thing to thing and there's no steady way to accumulate wealth and to get comfortable put down roots whatever the fuck you want to do in life. But look, you know, you mentioned comparing. If you're comparing yourself so much to other people that is starting to look more attractive, what they're doing than what you're doing, not in a result based way,

but just in a day to day way, then like maybe it's time to not do what you're doing. But you, if you compare yourself to others then you have to know that you're the path you're on is one very well traveled it's it's it's littered with people who were where you are and are now on the other end who are much more successful than you where you are now if you am i saying that right i know what you're saying yeah i know what you're saying you're just saying it's like you're still on the path and if you're comparing yourself you can know that by looking around at others who've done what you did

and stayed the course and ended up being successful yeah i don't know i got so dizzy in the past two minutes um just completely dizzy uh that's a shame man okay happens yeah i don't know what's going on yeah i'm probably fine i hope dearly beloved yeah no that happens to me all the time really uh yeah yeah it feels like it's like an inner ear nasal thing or some shit beloved and it's fine but yeah i'm so dizzy and i blame that guy it's fine But I'm so dizzy And I blame that guy That was talking about You know what I blame? Saying gig economy too much

Talk to a baby All right Having a stroke Dude don't do that. I want to do it. But I actually don't want you to do it. I want to do it, and I'm going to do it. I've always been that way.

You're a little brother. You've always disliked it. You're a little brother. But I like to do shit like this. A little brother, dude. Why do I like it? I don't know. I know why.

I don't only do it to you, though. I know that. But how is it little? What does that mean? Because that's. I do it to you, though. I know that. But how is it little? What does that mean? Because that's. You're going to kick your ass. Because a little brother would do some weird shit like that. Is that true because you have a little brother and that little brother is me and I'm the one who does it?

Or do you think that is. Very interesting question. You know what? I don't. I don't care. I don't know. I don't care to even get into it. I'm real. That's all I know. I don't care to even get into it. I'm real.

That's all I know. Wow. And I'm dizzy as fuck. Dude, I'm so dizzy. I don't even understand what's happening. Why did that start happening? God. You need more water.

You got too much caffeine. Did you eat enough? It is that. It is that. I probably need more water. I drank caffeine. So much caffeine. That's what it is. I didn't really drink that much caffeine. I probably need more water. I drank caffeine. So much caffeine. That's what it is.

I didn't really drink that much caffeine. Joke's on you. Tricked you. Tricked me, dude. Wow. Fucking got me, dude. But I should drink more water just as a whole. You drink water out of a bottle like it's trying to get out of your mouth as soon as it went in.

Do you know that? Dude, you drink a bottle of water and you go like this. Good. Just running out. Good. Oh, wow. Good. Okay, cool.

You're not going to make me feel bad about that. Cool. Just went to a Tony Robbins seminar. Dude, just got out of a weekend. You drink water. I want you to to drink how you want to do it and then i want you to be happy about it dude i love tony robbins i'm not gonna fuck around at all dude i love same dude tony robbins he curses at people it's fucking amazing so how do i get a better job fuck you cunt basically dude but he's so nice i Fuck you, cunt. Basically, dude. But he's so nice. I'm a fucking cunt. Say it to everyone.

Look in their eyes. Say it. Now, what do we realize? You're a cunt. So go out there and get a job. Dude. Oh, fuck, man. After the testimonial with her, you know,

and then the next week I got my dream job and it just always works, you know, just like, and then the next week I got my dream job and I just, it just always works, you know, for some reason. What was I going to say? I was going to say something. Oh yeah. I want to know something. You don't know.

You want to know something or I scratch that. Do I want to know something? What? Are you saying you want to know something or you were saying I and then scratch that and you asked me, do I want to know something? What? Are you saying you want to know something? Or you were saying I and then scratched that and you asked me, do I want to know something? But I don't understand the first one you're saying. Do you want to know something? No.

Then that's not the first one. But how could that have meant that? Because you said, I want to know something. I. You want to know something? Yeah, that's what I said. Okay, yeah, that's what I thought. You weren't sure if i said that you or not it's really that comes down to it okay okay so so now we know that it wasn't me being dumb it was you kind of not being no

you were never being dumb at any point i agree okay okay what yes i want to know something i don't think you do to be honest i do but what i'm gonna say i think you don't want to know I'm a seeker I'm going to tell you anyway I was in Pittsburgh I did shows One day I woke up didn't want to work out

Okay You feel like you probably don't want to know what this is I woke up I was like I got to work out I went down But you didn't want to But I went down I was like let gotta work out I went down but you didn't want to didn't want to but I went down I was like

let me just be there at the hotel gym yeah so I was like you know what I'm gonna do I got there I'm gonna make myself do 10

pull-ups made myself do 10 pull-ups that's it? no I wasn't done like to start you mean? yeah just to get into it and I was like

I'm still not into it because sometimes you do some shit you get into it then I was like I'm'm still not into it. Yeah, because sometimes you do some shit, you get into it. Then I was like, I'm going to do more pull-ups. I'm going to do about eight. We were on such a roll, you know,

and now we're just talking about fucking pull-ups. No, this is good. Then I did six. So I was at 16. Okay. Right? Then I did six. So I was at 20, whatever that is. Wow, dude, 22.

Then I did six six more 128 yeah sorry 28 then i did six adding 100 to it trying to trick me you know and then i did six more so i'm off to 228 right now anyway i kept going dude six. Six, six, six. The devil. The devil. You knew I was going to say that, dude. I knew you were going to say that, too. Did you know I knew you were going to say that?

I knew you knew I was going to say that. That's awesome. I knew you knew. I knew you were going to say that. Tony Robbins. Tony Robbins. I knew it, gun. Dude.

I knew it, gun. Oh, God damn. Shit, dude. We have to bleep all those out you know alright dude so I got to 134 Jesus Christ what I'm realizing now is I don't think that's a multiple of 6 no it's not it's definitely not

but but you didn't you started by doing 10 and then you did 6 but even still But you started by doing 10. What's 133? Oh, right. And then you did 6. Okay. But even still, it's still not the right multiple. I did 134.

Oh, okay. That might be a multiple of 6. Is it? No, it's not. No, no. Hold on. Is 124 divided by 6? That's not either.

No, it's not. So I fucked up somewhere along the way. Yeah. But what's the significance of six? You didn't need to do that. Because that was as many as I could do each time without the seventh one. It's going to be really fucking hard.

I don't know if I can do it. Does everyone at home realize how quickly I was able to understand if that was divisible by six? I'm fucking smart. That's fine. I'm fucking smart. Okay.

Rewind and watch how fast I knew. Those are not... I'm the one that said that. But's fine. I'm fucking smart. Rewind. Watch how fast I knew. Those are not. I'm the one that said that. But you asked and I said no. Because I knew right fucking away. Talking to a dog. Hold on. That 124 was not a multiple of six.

Hold on. So I did 134 pull-ups. That's so many. But okay. And I start. I should have started the story with this. I start my workouts when I do my back. I start with 50 pull-ups.

Okay? I start with 50 pull-ups. And then I do back. Okay. Okay. No, okay, okay. Okay. That's fine.

It doesn't really make me sore to do 50 pull-ups. So I was like, I'm not going to be sore. I did 134 pull-ups. I was so sore the next day. Discuss. Well, there's nothing to discuss because there's nothing more understandably fucking obvious than that. I usually do 50 pull-ups and one day you did 50 plus 134. And then, oh my God, you were sore?

Only 154. 134. That's still fucking almost three times as many but i don't get why i was so sore when it's just the same motion over and over again when i also do other back stuff after that is why because it's the same motion over and over and over and over and over again to a much greater degree than what you usually do okay and that's obvious i just i didn't think i would be this sore and i am well and i'm gonna do it again today i don't care and i think i'm gonna i'm gonna do 135 pull-ups and they don't and they don't care okay no one in the world cares my

goal is to get to 20 pull-ups in a row i i got to 19 in 2021 you couldn't just do one more? I couldn't I can't You're going to be able to soon if you keep doing 134 Now I can do 14 or 15 in a row Okay I'm just saying It's pretty good

I'm sitting at 205 I walk like a ball player I want to be Done? You want to be, you know. Done? You want to be done talking about this? That's what I want. Because I was going to say, we have the same desire if that's what you want.

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