Lifeline - 89. You Braise My Beef

Episode Date: December 24, 2023

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Now, it's Christmas coming up tomorrow. So it might be Christmas today. You're listening to this, watching this on Christmas. It could be avoiding your family, listening to or watching this right now. So if it is, all I can say is, ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas. And you know what I actually don't like? I don't like? Hmm. I don't like... What's up with ho, ho, ho, you know?

Like, that's not how people laugh. That's not what Santa's doing, man. Santa's ho, ho, ho is a completely singular thing unto itself. It's not a laugh. He's not laughing. Really? Have you always thought Santa was laughing when he says ho ho ho yes you have the weirdest brain well why is he just ever developed by a human like he's an orgy that's like what he

says like come like come on come all it's like his expression whatever ho ho and he comes down the chimney was fat fucking fat all right well it's too early to swear you know what i think he is laughing oh smashed, smashed him. You think that or you know that? Because he does go like this. A lot of times he goes, ho, ho, ho. They do like that.

Because he's jolly, dude. Jolly is on the way to laughing. It is, but it's not. It is that. It isn't. Look it up. I thought it was laughing, yeah. Ho, ho, ho.

Ho, ho, ho. What if it was that? Then he would be laughing. Hee, hee, hee. Then he'd be me. I don't know. If it was ha was that that's then he would be laughing then he'd be me uh i don't know but what i if it was ha ha ha he would be laughing he would be me if it's it's just it's just santa he's expressing his immense happiness with boisterous laughter oh god well that's just google that's santa letter factory okay that's not a reputable source but you know what let me just say this google only shows you what it wants to show you google is the government dude late last night my brother texted

this thread the lifeline thread which is me and him obviously and then chris and anthony behind the cameras and he just all out of the blue texted google is the government right apropos just apropos nothing just a just an idiot down a rabbit hole of of like idiotic links you know it probably is but but think about this though like who used clicked on one outbrain link on the bottom of some like page and then clicked on another link after the outbrain one and ended up thinking that google is the government okay so so check this out the government's in control right okay all right cool all right what okay cool fine sounds good how about bureaucratic government agencies yes they're in control of that okay sounds good okay cool hey yeah okay give us the rules government okay so check this out dude

ace ventura dude ace ventura wow dude oh oh does the government have their own search engine oh Ace Ventura! Dude, Ace Ventura. Wow. Dude. Oh, does the government have their own search engine? Oh, or do they use Google? Oh, so Google. So everybody uses Google. Oh, so everybody could type in anything on Google and get a pre-planned, biased list of things that they're looking up.

And oh, and also the government does that. So, oh, so Google is in control and oh and also the government does that so oh so google is in control of everything because if the government wants to google something oh google's the one that puts out the bias list and now oh the officials in the government check that list and then oh they're shaping society so oh it's not necessarily the government that's shaping society oh it's google so google's the government thank you very much merry christmas ho ho ho google's the government dude the wise-ass thing you're doing oh it only makes the argument you're making that much more annoying and idiotic imagine imagine a lawyer did it or like in congress people were doing it i mean i guarantee you someone's done

that yeah congressmen and women like when they take the mic on the like at some kind of session they're such like righteous yeah ironic dickhead yeah oh so i take that what i take that to mean is you hate america yeah and that's what you're saying isn't it yeah and then the person has like 12 seconds to respond what Yeah. Why is that? Why are the mics so bad in Congress too, you know? It's always like. Because they don't know how to use them. Because they're just some dentist. I know. And then they're 56 and get elected.

And then they're sitting in front of a mic and don't know what to do. Stripping. Stripping. That is a good hoodie though. You should buy that. It is good. So some dentist, you know. That's what these people are, dude.

I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Okay. Don't get me started. I almost got started, but I stopped. Okay, that's okay. But what I'm saying is that Google shapes our world more than you know it. I think it shapes our world a whole lot.

Okay. More than you know it? Google is the government. No. Well, maybe, yeah. Google is the government because Google is in control of the government. How do you? Because it's biased and it can sway anything.

But how is Google? Elections. Oh, check, please. But when you say in control of the government, what do you even mean? The government uses Google. That's why I only use Lycos. But what does that mean? The government uses Google.

We got to use Bing more. What? What does that mean the government uses Google? Dude. Like, what are you saying when when the government okay look google dude you ever see the thing where they google uh uh something like a top or something uh republican races uh winner races winner whatever and it says like and and the first suggestion is

republican racist quotes and it's like oh and the first suggestion is republican racist quotes and it's like oh dude we're getting shaped have you read that book i mean probably have you read that book but it's like what what is i gotta look at about the client by john grisham dude i read it i read it let me look let me find this but that's the thing it's like google can just basically shape us dude and they could sway the election they can really sway a lot they've done control tests and all this stuff about the we need more you know we need more search engines that are you they have a monopoly google and facebook they have a monopoly on this thing that we need more social networks and we need more search engines okay you're being a crazy this is why i use lycos

only you're an ad sponsored by lycos you know no but that's why we got to use bing more but i'm just saying um oh it's called everybody lies it's about what people really search on google and the reason why certain searches are are uh suggested is because what people actually google is not at all what they purport to think out in the world. And certainly think about out in the world. Yeah. Okay? So they're saying that.

And there's all these studies in the book that's like, they have Google analytic information, which I think is accessible to everybody, right? Google dashboard has like all this information. Yeah, I mean, so they claim, dude. Oh, so skeptical. So they claim. Just watch Plandemic, you know? No, but I'm just just saying i mean bleep that i've i don't want to get you know i've seen it but i've also seen zeitgeist but i what but seen loose change loose change was like the first i know like idiot person thing that people were like oh

have you seen it it was an inside job but okay so hold on a second though uh i remember eating that up by the way dude me too but that's people are dumb no no i never no wait hold on you didn't watch it and then think that 9-11 was an inside job i watched loose change and and thought something was fishy about 9-11 which is what something is fishy about 9-11 no it's not we don't know the whole truth most clear cut thing ever but we don't know the whole truth there's no way there's no what do you mean we don't know the whole truth about everything it's all there are very weird things that happen on 11 like saudi arabia's links to the terrorists sure i know we don't know and we might not ever know but if we're talking about what happened on that

day we have a really really really good idea bush knocked down the towers you know that's that rap song by immortal technique it was you it was you bush not bush knocked down them towers. You know that rap song by Immortal Technique? It was you. It was you. Bush knocked down them towers. Wow, that is... It was you. The definition of ignorant, you know? Well... Didn't knock down the towers.

The Bush have long-standing ties with very, very weird families. If anybody... Sure. And they're corrupt as friggin' ass. So that's what I'm saying. They're corrupt as friggin' ass. That's what I'm saying. But that doesn't mean that they... That was an inside job. know i'm not saying that george bush was like well knock down the

towers if you need proof that there was no connection just look at his reaction to learning that it happened he's too the fact that you could think that he could control anything is crazy he's just always like what yeah yeah so you know he would he'd orchestrate this but i'm saying just look at his paintings there's a good glimpse into his mind true and his uh but anyway this is really great christmas talk but merry christmas and uh the google's in control of the government and so merry christmas and um i hope a quarterback i hope it's great dude merry christmas i hope that uh everyone had a good christmas i hope everyone is having a good christmas and i

hope that uh the hanukkah hanukkah was good i hope that kwanzaa Christmas. I hope everyone is having a good Christmas, and I hope that the Hanukkah was good. I hope that Kwanzaa will be good, and Boxing Day and all that. All of the holidays that you can celebrate, I hope all of you that are celebrating each one of those are having the greatest one you've ever had. It's been a rough year for a lot of people, but it's time to celebrate and get happy

for the oncoming year okay that hasn't so right so it might be amazing okay okay what about the christmas the next year might be amazing oh yeah i know i know i know but then it's like it won't because there's an election right well it won't be because it's just a year and every year is similar to the year before generally speaking and years are bad okay positive though yeah no next year's gonna be great let's start all right let's start we know him yeah we do yo what's up matt what's up chris what's up i'm gonna get right to it who's this guy i have got a very unique situation in my hands we don't know him i am a bit befuddled with how to move forward. Okay. So I've recently started dating this girl.

We're both around 30 years old. It's been going really great. But this past week, I've learned some unique information about her. I don't know if it's a red flag or not. So she has multiple friends who are much older men like guys in their 60s well how many is my one kids even more peculiar is the details about the relationships of these men so one older man that she is friends with is her first boyfriend from high school, his father.

Oh, whoa. So over the past 15 years or so, they've stayed in contact. They text. He sends her good morning. Like, there's hearts in the text. What? He sends her pictures of his puppy. Sometimes he even brings over gifts like wine or marijuana.

No, that's weird. And they hang out. I don't want to make any assumptions or come to any conclusions. That's very fair of you. I just want to present the facts. That's happening. It's unique. Yeah, that is certainly unique.

That's unique. Secondly, later next month, she works in the medical field. She's going to be going to a Christmas holiday party with an older guy from work, a doctor. Yeah, nobody cheats more than people in the medical field.'s going to be going to like a christmas holiday party with an older guy from work yeah a doctor cheats more than people in his 60s yeah and they're going to be all crashing at another co-worker's house why was in her 20s so it's going to be a bunch of people in their 20s early 30s and then old man bill he's also sleeping over so i get what's going on i thought that was peculiar oh good um so she has these like i get it wait wait pretty close friendships with much older men got it but another factor i know a couple factors to take into account she's very

case closed buddy got it in her past she has dated a man that is 20 years older than her thanks buddy two older guys are at least open to the idea of no problem i'll handle this one so i'm just gonna leave it there great um please let me know gotcha what you guys think about this um i do plan i do like her a lot she's awesome that's cool so if i do want to take this relationship further i obviously have to address this i have to bring it up yeah and just learn more information about it, I guess. Is this a red flag? Is it not? How should

I approach it with her? I'd love any of your guys' thoughts. Well, you're going to get them. You're going to get them. Hey, dude. Ice her out. She's a hooker. All good. Moving on. Hey. All good. She's a hooker. Dude. All good. All good. All good. You're dating a lady of the night. Dude, all good. All good.

All good. You're dating a lady of the night and it's fine. Move on. Ice her out. She hooking. It's all good. Dude, that is crazy. You're dating a hooker.

Congratulations, dude. Nice to meet you. Oh, where's the woman? Oh, her? Cool. Very cool. How much do I have to pay you to get my nuts sucked? Dude, she is an absolute hooker.

That's insane. That is insane. If she's not a hooker, which is a very, very, very, very, very small chance. Her dad died early and she has huge problems. All good. Next. Let's explore just like for the sake of just doing it. Let's explore what? Our bank account to see if we could afford her.

No, but let's explore. What should we explore? Very slow, small chance, as you said, that she's not. Point 000001, she ain't hooking. I don't think it's as simple as she's a hooker. I actually don't. First of all, what do you mean? You don't think she's an actual hooker, right?

I think that there's a chance she could be an actual hooker. But what do you think is more likely he's probably giving her gifts and and money and and she's letting him slide in you oh so you actually think that she's giving him not just like it might be it might just be attention and playfulness and flirting but either way that's kind of hooking and it's on its way to go with it okay so so it's very possible they're not actually having any sex or or there's nothing being it is extremely possible that there's nothing being explicitly exchanged in terms of materials besides from the older men to her i'm saying there's maybe there's actually i would say a

pretty good chance that she's not actually giving back anything besides a smile and allowing it to continue basically enough kindness to allow it to continue yeah that being said

let's here's what I want to say let's just say all of it is as innocent as can be the party thing the co-worker

let's just say all that is as innocent as possible right the thing about the ex-boyfriend's dad is so so so weird over the line that it doesn't matter what's going on under it like what i'm saying is it doesn't

matter if she's actually explicitly selling herself for something namely sex right or if she's just like we really get along and ever since my boyfriend and i broke up we've grown closer to the point that now he's just like sends me good morning texts with hearts and comes over every once in a while that's so weird that's just so weird and dude i get it i so get when you're so into a girl yeah yeah yeah at the beginning that you're trying to see i probably like it because when you hang out with her she's normal she's fun she's funny she's sweet she gets things that you get she likes things that you're like i get it dude but just trust me and him even though you shouldn't always trust him in this instance it's fair to do that he or she's something's

weird it's a crazy something is too weird and if your question is is it a red flag that's how many red flags are such a big red flag yeah yeah okay oh dude you don't even need to like you don't even need to know county fair what's going on under it it doesn't matter yeah the surface is weird enough do we keep entering china because there are so many red flags i keep seeing am i am i walking in and out of china over and over again because i keep seeing a red flag yeah are you president xi jinping of china at a rally for himself are you president xi jinping because? Because it seems like you are. Are you President Sean Penn?

We are because... Xi Sean Penn? Yeah. Are you President Sean Sean Paul? And for all those people that are like, oh, I don't like that he made fun of Xi Jinping's name. What's that? President Sean Sean Paul. Fuck, I don't know Sean Paul made fun of Xi Jinping's name. What's that? President.

Oh, I don't know. President Sean Paul. Fuck, I don't know Sean Paul. Sean Paul's a reggae guy. Oh, got it. Dude, fucking absolutely break up with her and go, you're a red flag, dude. Or just say, hey, that's so weird. Like, I need you to know how weird this is.

Oh, it's so crazy. And it's not just me who thinks it is also matt and chris delia the only yeah the only one who doesn't think it's weird is sean paul dude that is absolutely nuts bro that's pretty nuts and it says your question is is it a red flag yes it's a red flag i'm she may not be hooking obviously i'm the one who's gonna be making i honestly don't think that that is that the one who's going to be making i honestly don't think that that is that yeah indicates she's a hooker i know but i prostitute but my whole thing is if you okay i i use the term hooker loosely because because to me though it's you're still

kind of a hooker if that's what you're doing i that's why I asked you to specify because I knew you didn't mean a prostitute. But like, it's like when you, like what is a porn star? People are like, oh, porn star is people who have sex on Pornhub or whatever. To me, a porn star is like, if you're on Instagram doing this, and your nipples peeking out,

you're a porn star. Well, no, I thought you were going to say the other way. A porn star is someone who's famous for doing porn. Someone who works in the adult industry. The star thing is where I'm losing you. I'm just saying, you do porn if you show your nipples. I don't give a fuck. You can call me old or whatever the fuck.

Yeah, I think that would classify you as old-fashioned to think that. And do what you want. This is great. I think more people should show their nipples. But don't act like you don't do porn. That's what a pornographic image is. Sure. So, there you want. This is great. I think more people should show their nipples. But don't act like you don't do porn. That's what a pornographic image is. Sure. So there you go.

I mean, you got people busting it wide open and they're acting like it's not. They're like, no, I sing. Huh? You do porn. Who sings? I don't know. I'm just saying OnlyFans people are like, check out my new album and stuff. Well, we live in a world where, you know, people do all these different things. And that that's all these different things that's fine dude like real actresses do have only fans now i'm a comedian

how weird is that i know but i'm a comedian i'm also a conspiracy theorist you could be a lot of different things you know i know i have a podcast i'm also a writer i've been that for many many years but also i'm basically like tony robbins i'm also. I'm Tony Robbins 2.0. My whole thing is that's a huge red flag. It's very weird. There's nothing wrong with it if you know what's going on and she is copping to it, but she probably doesn't even know why she's doing it, dude.

You got to break it. You're a mixed up person. You got to break it down real, get real with her and just say look i understand that you have this perspective that you think it's normal but let's just talk it all the way through because i really want you to understand where i'm coming from about how weird this is okay and then have that conversation it's not it's not like you need to nix her out of your life no right right if you have the conversation she's like oh wait i get it or i understand what you're saying and it's worth it to me because you think it's so weird for me to stop whatever like there's a number of ways this can go with that include

you remaining her boyfriend or whatever stage you're at with her you know yeah and i i also i don't know man i mean I mean, I, yeah, it's just, I would like, here's for me, I would like her, like if I was, if this was happening to me, right, I would, I would be like, it's important for me to, it's important to me that you know that these guys want to have sex with you i want you to know because if the second she's like no i don't think it's like that you you're either with an idiot or a bullshitter and then it's like i can't have that kind of person around me yeah you know and that whole argument of well you think that all i have to offer is sex and it's like of course not no but to a 60 year old man and yeah? And yeah. Yeah, yeah. I mean, you know what I mean?

What are you going to sit and talk about? Right. I mean, well, that's just like strawmanning the thing you're bringing to her. If you bring that to her and she says, what do you think? All I'm good for is sex. It's like, well, no, that's not at all what I'm saying. I'm saying what these guys are. We can't ignore the brakakakakak, right?

We can't ignore the boyoyoyoy. Right. You know what I'm saying? Develop the stutter and keep stuttering on this one word that you're trying to say. We can't. We cannot ignore the brakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakak I cannot do it. Okay. Okay. Next. I mean, wait, hold on. Hey, Chris. Hey, Matt.

I had to type because my younger brother and his 18-year-old girlfriend flat next door, but I would agree eye contact longer than three seconds over a span of several times has to give the impression you're physically attracted to someone. I have caught her promiscuously dead pants staring multiple times I look at her like she's my sister but she's also hot respectively I don't know if I should tell my brother what could I do

this is just a video it looks like it's in 1993 wow and he's saying he can't say this but actually also says it, but yeah. Is this from 1993? No, but this is hilarious. So, okay, so he has a younger brother who has an 18-year-old girlfriend

who he thinks of as his sister. He couldn't say this because on the video they're right next to him. Right. But he thinks she looks at him with eyes that imply attraction. Undressing. Or sexual, like hopeful for sexual activity, right? What was his question? What does he do?

Oh, I know what you do. Ha nothing. The most ha nothing there is. question what does he do well here's the thing i know what you do nothing yeah but most nothing there is no i think that uh so if you look at somebody for more than three seconds if they're like in a coffee shop or a stranger you're attracted to them but if it's somebody you're in a room with and it's your brother's girlfriend sometimes you need to look at somebody for longer than three seconds like i look at every person in this room for much longer than three seconds not me that doesn't mean anything besides i have respect for them like what do you maybe this guy just has she has respect everyone you know look at the ground

when they talk to you like what are you talking about dude when people look at people that means they're either listening or just paying attention like what do you what people look at people no but he's saying staring at him all the time sneaking looks he people look at people no but he's saying staring at him all the time sneak and look he said three seconds that was what he's saying over three seconds but yeah because we talked about this but so but okay so what's three seconds so let's look at this so let's take this camera right here so this is me looking at somebody for three seconds ready okay okay right okay you can't ready now that was three seconds i mean that's pretty uncomfortable if you're staring at somebody for that long and like if they see you staring don't And now? That was three seconds. I mean, that's pretty uncomfortable

if you're staring at somebody for that long. And like, if they see you staring and don't look away? And they're not talking? Let me do it. You count it. Okay, okay, ready? I'm going to count out loud, though. Ready?

Okay, go ahead. Do whatever. Now. One, two, three. Yeah, that's pretty weird. It's uncomfortable. Yeah, well, but does it mean anything? Long yeah well but does it doesn't mean longer than that it doesn't mean anything though what i'm saying i looked at a person oh we look at the

camera dude why am i doing that okay fine okay ready go ready ready go ready and go one two three it's uncomfortable i wanted people to know because they're looking at you now again one two i mean that would be so weird we don't r&b cover you know two of them yeah I wanted people to know because they're looking at you now. Let me do it again. Again? One, two. I mean, that would be so weird. We're in an R&B cover, you know? Two of them, yeah. That's an inside flap. So, but, yeah, I just, I think it's an uncomfortable thing to do to a stranger.

If you're doing it to a stranger, for sure. If you're single and you're out, you know, and a woman is looking at you or a man is looking at you for three, more than three seconds. That's your, I would say that that's kind of an open invitation to, hey, what's up? I would say.

Stranger, sure. Yeah, stranger, right? Again, again, this is someone who knows her. That's what I'm saying. By his own words, very well. Well, that's's what i'm saying so it may just be her it may be nothing it may be nothing i mean people are crazy maybe she does have a weird thing that she wants to i agree it may be nothing and therefore because of the situation that it is yeah yeah because it may be nothing you have to act right and there and actually believe

it's something yeah because to believe let alone act but to believe otherwise is to cause such problems like what havoc it's to cause havoc so much and why bother like why would you start that you need someone to be like hey i have intense irrepressible feelings for you yeah to like which i've dealt with a lot of times a lot of people say that to me no and it's it's you know it's at some point it's more in my 30s people would say that to me because i was really strapping uh it was most of my day i was dealing with that question no okay never happened uh but yeah i have crazy intense feelings about you a lot of people everyone sit down you know i get them all together most of my day i was dealing with that question no okay never happened uh but yeah i have crazy intense feelings about you a lot of people everyone sit down you know i get them all together

a lot of guys i know always think so this is common so and so likes that like some girl yeah can they can tell you know why right and it's just like you know why right biology guys have to think that of course okay but i know that but it's it would be i said it. It would be better if those guys also believed people look at people. Bad for biology. Because they're around. But that is bad for our procreation of the human race. Sure. But like, you're an adult.

Hey, what's up? You don't need to think that. Baby comes out, right? You don't need to think that now. And then the human race is. People look at people. The end. Bye.

Next. I think what I like about this guy the most is that he said i would agree before saying the thing about looking at you for three seconds yes just starting a new thought with i would agree that is what he did yeah well what was it again yeah i would agree that looking at somebody for three seconds longer means that they want to oh right right i have it in my head nobody fucking said i have it i have it in my head that we've talked about that in this on this show before oh i think we have yeah and and if we haven't that's an awesome conversational tactic to use you know what i would agree that you've been a dick last week but i would like to say if people are like

wait wait did i say that yeah it's a really good debate strategy. Great, great. That's great. I'm going to use that. Thank you very much, Elvis. So, all right. I was going to say that. I know. And I'm shocked. You didn't. Why didn't you? Can't say everything.

What? I can't say everything that comes in your mind. No, no, no. I know, but it's funny. I'll let you do it. Do you agree it's funny? But it's not as funny if I have to do it. I think it's funny.

Because I'm me and I said it. If it was just me and you, I would have said it. I don't know if enough people know. Thank you very much. It's associated with Elvis. Fair enough. I think you have a piece of lint here in I said it. If it was just me and you, I would have said it. I don't know if enough people know. Thank you very much. It's associated with all of us. I think you have a piece of lint here in your hair. I'm going to pull a prank on me. Dog shit.

Smeared dog shit in my hair. Okay. All right. Cool. Next one. Hi, Chris. Hi, Matt. My name is Brittany.

I live in San Jose, California. And I am in love with both of you so much. You're so funny. That's amazing. You really just made me happy in times where I didn't want to be happy. Yeah. Anyway, it's Christmas time. Great.

And I'm really stressed out. I don't have a ton of money to spend on presents. And I feel obligated to get everyone a present. He selects it. presents and I feel obligated to get everyone a present like he selects it like you know my two close friends my boyfriend his mom his dad his sister his sister's boyfriend like I have something I'm just stressed out and I I don't have racks on racks on racks um and I'm not a grinch like I love Christmas and I love picture it's just this time of year stresses me the fark out yeah so and i'm not creative like i i like i can't really make anything

but i'm wondering how how do i get inexpensive gifts like that don't look like i got them from the dollar store and that aren't like super impersonal um any advice will help that dog is hilarious so i don't have to give my dog away I don't want to give my dog away because I can't afford him that dog is a shadow does that dog want to fuck me he's staring at me for longer than 3 seconds I well first of all let me

take something off your back here I think that if your boyfriend's family he deals with that I don't think you have to worry about that. That's on him. You know? Well, if they're going to get everyone in the family.

I understand. If everyone in the family is going to get her something, I get it. I think it's still on him. Meaning what? Meaning it's up to him. If Kristen was like, what do I get your dad? I say this. Oh, I see what you're saying, yeah.

And then I, obviously, I pay for it, too. So, by on him, you mean, oh, okay, well, there you go. Okay. Yeah. So, you do mean he not only thinks of it, but he pays for it? I think so. Okay. If it's his family.

Here's the thing, and this is the most important thing. This goes, honestly, for everybody who celebrates Christmas and has people to get gifts for who get gifts for them and they feel like they don't know if the person that you're giving a gift to actually gets upset or even slightly bothered by the fact that you didn't spend a lot of money on them oh as a on a Christmas gift and these people are adults yeah those people those people suck yeah it's crazy okay that's crazy you don't suck for not having enough money to get expensive gifts for them they suck for being like why didn't this person who doesn't have a lot of money spend it a lot a lot of it on me okay so that alone should

that fact should remove some of the stress yeah on you you don't it's and i it's not just like i mean i know it's tired to say like, it's the thought that counts. It is got to get a gift anyway for some people. So it's not like, it's not your thought. It's the holiday that makes you get a gift for them. But like something thoughtful from person to person, someone that,

that it's like, either there's like a joke that you guys have had for a while or like something, you know, someone else is interested in, you get them a book on that or whatever it is. Like these things are cheap. Just think about the person and then get the gift accordingly you don't need to think well what's a great gift to get for somebody these

people are all individual people that you have individual relationships with get them something that it can be literally under five dollars but that is just even if it's just like a because it those kinds of things bring you closer it's not about money if you're like an adult if you're an adult and it's about money the christmas gifts you get from other people like you got something wrong with you straight up make him a sundial make him a sundial and that's my point make him a sundial super easy you don't have to be creative just put a stick on a piece of wood and be like look it's two o'clock you tell because the sun well we gotta go outside but it only works outside it's raining oh fuck it uh i guess i bet sundials are harder to make than we realize so maybe not i just use my penis i go outside

yeah i i i lay down I start thinking of my wife. And then once I'm completely thinking of her, it's completely straight up. And then that's when I... Oh, I see. Right, right. Okay, yeah. I go like this.

I'm outside. If I'm outside at night... But it doesn't go straight up, right? If I'm outside in the daytime in the backyard and you see me naked on the ground going, my wife, my wife, my wife, my wife, I'm trying to tell the time. Oh, is that what you're doing? Yeah. Oh, I doing yeah oh i've seen i'm trying to find out what time

it is yeah oh you go what time is it oh hold on one second my wife my wife my meantime i'm just like this my wife uh it's 140 my wife i think it's 230 but i can't tell because of the hair um um so dumb you know uh yeah don't i understand because i stress too but like you gotta you gotta always remind yourself if these people are my point is they're not thinking that way they're not thinking how much money this person spent on me i mean unless you're peace unless what unless you're peace what does that mean piece of shit peace. What does that mean? You're a piece of shit. Oh, right. Exactly. That's my point.

Or you're that guy's fucking girlfriend hanging out with a 60-year-old. Right, yeah. What'd you get me? Hey, let's all sleep over the house. Yeah. Hey, you sleep in the bed, too. You're 60. Okay, cool.

What's this? The more I think about that, the weirder it is, actually. Yeah, it's so weird, dude. Hey, what's all this? Oh, hey, look at that. Oh, that's what that is? Yeah. Okay, dude. is yeah dude it sounded like you were a monster eating someone dude i saw tim allen the other day driving by not even at a comedy club did he go like this no i was driving by he was walking out of a starbucks and let me tell you something about tim allen that dude looks fucking great he's 70 years old and the guy looked top notch i guess money but like money is helpful

yeah but i mean the guy just looked great he's in good shape it's messed up but it's true a lot of people in hollywood just look yeah they age better now let me uh so and that's money i guess okay so i'm 43 i i guess i i look good for 43 i think you know like if you if you see a guy that's just 43 chances are he's gonna be fat you know i'm saying but like but like i don't do anything except you work out like crazy right but that's not money okay right so so it's i don't there's no no monetary i don't use money for anything to keep me looking young. Like I don't have face creams. I don't have any sort of regimen.

I take a shower. I use dove soap. I work out and I eat. I mean, that's true of dad. I mean, dad into his 70s looked always like 15 years younger than people his age. That's true of him too. Yeah, I guess so. than people his age so that's true yeah i guess so so some people just age better but then there are people like if you look at like if you look at cameron

diaz she hasn't had much work done she looks fucking amazing you look at julia roberts does she hasn't yeah she hasn't had much work done she looks fucking amazing oh i bet you julia roberts has had plenty of work right some but i bet she's but but i'm telling you a lot of these people look like they haven't had work done that's's because they've had such good work done. Okay, so there's that, but then there are also those Beverly Hills out people that just look so terrible. Yeah, like Nicole Kidman, yeah.

Right, so she's got the same money as Julie Roberts. I know, but sometimes your face doesn't react the right way. It's just like, you know. Okay, all right. I don't understand. With actors specifically, the fact that they do so much work to their face almost inevitably makes their face more frozen,

harder to move. That is literally the only thing that matters as an actor. Well, subtlety. What is your face? Like, you can't freeze that up. You can't make your one tool that you need less good. Also, how weird is it that they do that they do uh like they'll do like they'll get lip injections and then cheek fillers and then a chin and then

like they'll be they'll do a movie about like julius caesar and you're like oh they had work back then look at her titties are like so fake and she got a bbl and she's like sire the hell's a bbl brazilian butt lift oh man but that ah why does that gross me out you know what because you have to sit on it yeah it's like so makes me so uncomfortable what's that al pacino thing what it right what is that though what's it from i don't remember it was on the soundboard right it? Was it? I don't know. And you sat on it. Was that just from an impression you did? Oh, it might have been from my impression I did, yeah.

But anyway, the thing about the Brazilian butt lift is that it's disgusting. No, it is that. It is that. It's disgusting, but. No pun intended. They're getting real good at it. What does that mean, they? Docs.

Oh. And you don't know sometimes. I've, you know what's, I mean, I'm, I'm like the worst person to talk about this because I don't even look at buts. Really? On vimmin, yeah. Vimmin. I don't look at buts on vimmin, yeah. Really and yeah really yeah okay now let me ask you a question what's wrong

with you i don't know i don't know i can't answer that because i i'm me and i don't i don't know that's interesting isn't that amazing so what's wrong with that what's wrong with you i don't i i don't look at butts so you're beta male no that's not what. So you're beta male. No, that's not what that means. You're beta male. I look at other things. Like? Penises? No, other things on women.

What are you doing? No, I don't. What's his name? Jesse Lee Peterson. Oh, that guy? Oh, dude, yeah. You must not be doing a great impression. I'm doing a great impression.

No, that's... Shut on up! This is what he says. Yeah. Oh, that's amazing. I know, I know. I knew that better than you. That's amazing.

So it's okay. But I did that. Dude, it's okay. I did that Dude it's okay Thank you So hold on You don't look at butts? I mean obviously Of course

I know you're not saying You don't I don't peep them You never do a lean Here's what I never do When a woman walks by Really? Dude I've never done that

In my life dude Yeah What? Yeah Me neither What I do is i i walk back i trot backwards to stay looking at the front of them oh wow that's really creepy yeah yeah it is eyes eyes eyes up so um yeah wow i'm not even legs they're not what i don't know just zero like like nothing no no tits no face no i'm gay i don't even look at women i just look right about their heads

dude this is crazy no i'm like uh a waist up person yeah much more than men than i think most men yeah oh wow yeah so not like black guys what about black guys they love butts oh they do yeah you could honestly your face could look like an armoire as long as you got a back on it black dudes really do love a rear you can be bugs bunny yeah hey hey look at that would you look at that that? That's Wile E. Coyote. I know. But I mean, different cartoons. Looney Tunes,

but like, you know, there's a connection to them and all. Yeah, that's really wild. One time I was walking, and I'll never forget this. It was in Sacramento, which I will be in January, so get tickets at chrisley.com,

but I was in Sacramento and I was walking with, who was I walking with? I don't remember who was featuring for me at the time, but I was walking down the street. A woman walked by, and I guess I looked back. She was pretty. I looked back at her to see her whole thing, you know,

because I don't judge a book just by its cover. I go to the back cover, too. What a good guy. And I want to see who wrote it, you know? Who wrote it? That is the worst poem. Now, don't ruin it, because people aren't going to know what you're doing. I've never heard him laugh. But people aren't going to know what you're doing. I've never heard him laugh.

But people aren't going to know what you're doing, and you're ruining what I'm doing right now, right? So you're taking it and you're steering it away, and that's an inside joke that we have that some people might know. I ruined two things. It's okay. I'm just counting. Okay.

So I look to see who wrote the book, and another woman walking this way says, Seriously? You're fucking disgusting. Wow. And I say, Get the fuck. Give me a break. Okay. That's it. another woman walking this way says seriously you're fucking disgusting wow and i say get the fuck give me a break okay that's it that didn't that didn't go where i thought it might go yeah fine i'm a good story tell her where i thought that would that's a good story yeah so wait what did she say again she says oh you're disgusting are you serious you're disgusting it's not

disgusting you're disgusting for different reasons well in my head i was like to be right but it was not in my head i'm like all men do this but you don't then i don't do that oh my god mattalia wouldn't do that no i really don't mattalia's a waist up guy yeah it's just imagine they would jog backwards and stay focused on on the front of her mattalia's never looked at a woman even in any parts of her body. Well, I wouldn't go that far. So anyway, you have sex like this. Just like this. Watching NCIS.

And then a woman comes on the screen and you're like this. And he's got baculon. Wow. That's NCIS New Orleans, not just NCIS. Such a frigging dork, you know? So it's all good. All right, who's up? Hey, Chris.

Hey, Matt. Anthony here from Las Vegas. I have a pretty big issue I'm hoping you guys can help me with. Regular people using military time. I work in the OR at a local hospital, and for whatever reason, they love to use military time. I work in the OR at a local hospital and for whatever reason, they love to use military time instead of the standard, regular, normal human time. My real issue with this is like when we clock out for lunch or anything, like it pops up in

military time. And at the end of each pay period, we have to confirm the hours we've worked in military time, which means I have to do math to figure out if my hours are correct. For one, failed math every year ever. For two, shouldn't have to because I didn't enlist in the military. For three, algebra calculus isn't in my job description. I just find it to be ridiculous and downright bonkers. For all I care, they might as well change the time format to roman numerals because it would be just as difficult to figure out he's literally reading

i literally have to look up a military time converter every week just to ensure my paycheck isn't missing any hours wouldn't make it dad also why the f do they just add a zero in front of the actual time in the am oh two hundred oh two 2 8 4 3 6 doing shit doesn't make sense to me anyways i'm done ranting about numbers what should i do should i just quit my job yeah that's in the military or just put up with it and hope one day everyone dude comes to their senses and goes back to standard timing cuts it in the front of the car anything helps thanks guys love you both okay why did he write it now he was probably just oh look that's oh good well at least hilarious yeah okay good good good love now i went from being like what's with this guy now i like him again what do you say at the end first try something like that yeah that's great doesn't

really matter but guys this is the greatest guy in the world funny uh never seen never seen never ever makes gandhi look like a fucking piece of shit um wait mother theresa who how what's he what's this fucking guy talking about calculus it's so easy it's very easy but what it's not complex it's not like it's written in chinese digits yeah what do you what it's so easy dude it's very easy but i will say this also get used to it you don't need to know he said calculus number three i don't know calculus you don't need to know calculus the reason you need to know simple addition the subtraction the reason why people do it is because it's less confusing yes exactly yeah but it ends up being more confusing

because no one does it right people are more used to just telling time the way the clock tells and in a medical field or an army time, you need to be very precise. Yeah. So you don't say, hey, we're going to bomb someone at 5. And at 5 a.m., you kill all the civilians. You're like, I meant fucking, I meant when the sun's going down. You know? Also, yeah, 5 p.m.

Right. It's like, they're both mouthfuls. So it gives a shit. Also, you can say all of them in less than one second. So it's fine across're both mouthfuls so it gives a shit right also you can say all of them in less than one second so it's fine across the board i this guy's got a gripe that is not a non gripe i'm sorry is it annoying like maybe a little bit but dude get over and what does he do as a job he works at some hospital i don't know so he works at a place where they use it that's what he's that's why he's complaining so you have have to use it. That's why.

What do you mean? I'm saying, so don't be annoyed at it. He thinks there's some math involved. Well, what you do is, to make it easy, is you say, oh, you know,

20 o'clock or whatever, you got to subtract two and then take the one off. It's eight. But also, it's so easy. Right, I know. I understand. 1,300 hours is 1 p.m. Or memorize it. Because he takes 1,300 hours. then take the one off it's eight but also it's so easy right i know i know i understand 1300 hours memorize it 1 p.m or memorize it yeah because you take 1300 hours minus two and then you take

the one and you take that it's so easy you take the one off and take one off his first point was well i've never been good at math you don't fucking need to be yeah oh then this is just for you you never go to math this is perfect for you yeah i think that um yeah i i think that you gotta just get used to it uh and that's very it's very easy it's actually very easy and i do know somebody that's very close to me that uses army time all only is that right yep and were they are they ex-military no okay i don't know why the hell she does it actually she used to be a flight attendant maybe no that's maybe but uh she does it her phone is on it oh that's cool but it's i'm gonna do that her why it's annoying just to spite this motherfucker but it's annoying because uh you know but she'll

do it she'll be like what time is it she'll be like 2 2 p.m because she you know, but she'll do it. She'll be like, what time is it? She'll be like 2 p.m. because she sees 14. And then she'll say 2 p.m. You understand? She doesn't say it's 14 o'clock to me. That would be really annoying. Yeah, that would be. She doesn't expect others. Yeah, I get it.

Right. You know, so I don't know. I guess that's it. By the way. Next. Hey, guys. My question is in regards to being a people pleaser. Oh, good.

Because that's what I am. So ultimately, I guess, admittedly, like deep down, obviously don't want to admit this, but like I sort of care what people think. Yeah, that's what everyone does. And whenever people say that they don't care to admit this, but I sort of care what people think. Yeah, as does everyone. And whenever people say that they don't care what people think, I'm always like, it didn't hack the human condition. Right, exactly.

I'm very doubtful. This is Mark Manning, but okay. So, Chris, having gone through what you've gone through, not only recently, but coming up as a stand-up i know that it's common for a stand-up in your position to have oh yeah shed any sort of uh feeling that's even close to caring what people think um so for you what does that actually feel like is it actually completely absent or is it more so just the sort of immediacy with which you process that sort of negative perception of you appreciate it guys uh chris i saw you for like the sixth time in november um and you killed it

obviously thank you bro um peace and love yeah i guess i'll just sit this one out because it was only directed at one person no it wasn't that person wasn't me no it wasn't great um i think honestly it you i mean look it's a balance, you know? I mean, I want people to like me. It was one of the reasons why I do what I do, but, you know, stand up. But I think that it's, the second I get consumed with, oh, what do these people think? What is this? What is, you know, what makes people, do do these people like me do they approve of me do they you know and they're strangers i i try to and i have learned and am

learning to combat that with all right the opposite of that is who matters to me in my life what do they think of me and what am i for? That's the only thing that somewhat helps. Because I've been at the end of the online hate mob for years and years. And it's either from something I say or people think that I did something or whatever it is. And ultimately, those people, they don't know me. So for your situation, you're talking about people that may not know you on a grand scale. But the people that do, what do they think of you? You seem like you're a good guy.

I'm sure you are a good guy. And do you have friends and do you have family members that love you? That's the stuff that matters because it has to be that way. It's okay to want to be cool for people and want to be handsome or people want you to think that you want people to think that you're smart. But ultimately, when the shit hits the fan, what is it about, you know, it's your family that matters. And so I have my family. I have the people that truly know me that what do they think of me they think i'm a good guy and that matters to me you know sorry no that's pretty much it you're smart enough this guy i forget his name to know that it's the human part of the human condition is to care what people think to a

degree if you're smart enough to know that you should also be smart enough to know or at least understand when i say that people are not wired to care or even know what people very very very far away from us think people will never meet people that we met online this is not something like that is has been a part of human experience for long enough for us to have folded in and know how to react to that so but it's different for you and and me even to a degree obviously to a much lesser degree but anyone who's ever in the public eye at all to deal with the experience of some random stranger saying what they think about something you did or posted online or whatever that's all very different than caring what people in your life think about you what people in your life

think about you there's a scale obviously but generally that does matter because those people in your life affect your life and vice versa. And like that is more, let's say like that's a better thing to care what those people think. Caring what random motherfuckers that you'll never meet in your life, literally ever under any circumstance and their feelings about you

will have no bearing on you or your life ever under any circumstance, that shit's got to get tuned out. That doesn't at all and it's a it's a fucking like red herring that you see it or whatever like if you i don't know why you would think this this dude but like it's it's all it's just bullshit and you need to be able to get around that and totally send it through your head out the other ear like it's nonsense it's inapplicable to you it doesn't matter at all but people in your life you're supposed to care what they think you can't like be like well i don't i want to learn how not to care what people

think that's not gonna happen nor is that a good thing you should care what people in your life think if they're dead wrong then no matter what their their their ideas about you won't be corrected then sure it's okay to not give a fuck but like we're supposed to care what people in our lives think of us that's again part of the human condition and you know frankly tall no okay i was with you until the end and frankly let's be honest bing bong bing bong bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing you know what i'm saying no it's just like one of those things i do think we should start using bing a little bit more because google controls the government but um lycos and bing and yahoo english lycos is lycos still something

what is lycos you know what it was you know it was right yeah i don't like this was an early search engine bing is still a thing for sure yeah yeah dude hey bing is the thing especially when i say bing bong dude bing should sponsor be sponsored the show so i can plug their thing and say and they'll make a bajillion dollars must it be like to be a search engine and not google you know what do you mean there's no lose there's no experience of being a search and you're a search engine and you're not the one we use but those it's not there's nothing that it's like to be congratulations you're a search engine and you're not google you were i'm saying if you work for them you oh work for them okay yeah but it's like what the fuck you

know but big is big dude big's big yeah i, it's big, but when it comes to search engines, it's nothing. Name other early search engines. Ask Jeeves, dude. Remember Ask Jeeves? AOL, Yahoo. Yahoo! I mean, they still exist, but... Yeah. Are these search engines, though?

No, AOL doesn't start as a... Oh, AOL isn't. Yahoo is, though, right? Yahoo was. Yeah. Oh, it was. Ask Jeeves. Don't forget about Ask Jeeves.

That's probably still around. Did you forget about Ask Jeeves. That's probably still around. Did you forget about Ask Jeeves? Well, yeah. What? What'd you say? Ask Jeeves is probably still around. No. Probably not.

Really? I mean, there's probably something on their website. Yeah. Fucking nobody's using it, you know? Dude, Ask Jeeves. Lycos is the one I remember that is funny to me. I don't remember that at all. That's fine.

How do you spell that? L-Y-C-O-S. Oh, with a C, huh? I was thinking like a very Greek thing. No, right, right. What was it? Alta Vista was one. Oh, yeah.

It was Excite. Remember Excite? Oh, vaguely. Not Vista. Excite is a good name. So is what? Vista? Alta Vista.

Alta Vista is a good name for one. Google is crazy how they won, huh? Better product. Control the government. I want to start a search engine. So do I. I was thinking about this last night. Let's do it.

I was thinking about this last night. That's why I texted you. I was like, dude, if we came up with a search engine. Is that what you said? I didn't read that. That's why I sent it. I said Google control the government. I know, but you didn't say the part.

No, but the reason why is because I was like, man, we should start a search engine. Oh, okay. It'd probably be really hard though uh see google the thing oh you think it'd be hard to compete with google you think no it's the number one thing in the world google is the number one company dude because they here's the thing they had a search engine and then they made a browser you probably don't even know this they own chrome bro and then what documentary like or like shitty youtube thing did you watch recently? It was on Amazon Prime.

And was it just like some like self-published documentary by some random fuck that was like actually. Produced by Amazon. Yeah. Oh, right, right, right. Yeah, yeah. No, it's actually really good. Okay. It's called The Creepy Line.

The Creepy Line. Yeah, it's about Facebook and Google. And Jordan Peterson's in it. It's just really good. Of course he is. It's really, really fucking good, dude. I watched the whole thing like this. Oh, it's about how like...

I kept going like that. Corporate hegemony? Jordan Peterson's in it? No. It's about... It's about how Google controls everything and how they... The thing about Google...

The worst... Mickey Mouse. worst Mickey Mouse Just Mickey Mouse dude He sounds like Kermit first of all not Mickey Mouse Let's talk about the trans issue Yo so it's it's a great documentary but it's about

how Google started and then they were like we need to make money so then they made a search engine and then they get all of your data and and you think you're subscribing to a product but the product my friend is you oh you just learned that that's interesting i've known that for eight years no but i knew it nice to give me a pound and i saw the creepy line it's called that's such a bad title it is a bad title but it is a bad title but when you watch it you're like no this is what it had to be called dude i just saw a clip of uh jordan peterson recently and he was

asked do you believe in god and he said well that depends on what you mean by do no and that depends on what you mean by you no that depends on what you believe mean by believe come on i was just like this is a joke that's great that's like a saturn at live sketch it is yeah that all depends on what you mean by you yeah he said that and the breath you take before you started speaking that all depends on what i said before what you said just so doesn't want to answer you know it all depends on how the camera crew set up and what mood they were in god just doesn't want to nix out part of his potential audience you know that's funny keep non-believers and believers by just not answering that question that all depends on what you mean about you what what you mean by do what you mean by you what you

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