Lifeline - 92. Jesus Christ & Sebastian Stan

Episode Date: January 14, 2024

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And I was actually thinking about this. I'm reading this Magic Mind thing that I drink, and it says subtly sweet on there and i like that i don't like overly sweet as as i think that happens naturally as we get older like dad dude how weird is this dad what i mean when we were kids i don't know if you remember but we would drink coke yeah and dad would say can i have can i have your coke for a second? He would take it, pour one, like just a little bit into his water. Yeah. And I'd be like, what are you doing?

Now you have two things that are good, water and Coke. You just made one thing that tastes like ass. But by the way. On purpose. And now you're only drinking the one thing. But by the way, he would only do that like in my memory like twice a year yeah no never yeah but he just actually just did it like a couple months ago and i was like you still do that maniac really yeah wow yeah i i don't well i don't really know that or or or like i don't think i'd

know that very well except for now that i have kids like well calvin because he's almost four not not not billy yet but because he just doesn't eat really anything yet but um calvin is like i mean when candy comes around he's like like i don't remember being like that oh i'm sure we both were i'm sure i mean most kids are right i guess so but i'm it's it's like dude he loves candy like he says uh i don't like food i only like candy and it's hilarious but he'll like i don't know he he uh he loves chocolate and he he actually asked me he's like can i not eat food can i just eat like chocolate oh dude you know what i just remember what You know about me. Legendarily in the family.

Yeah. We were on vacation once as a family in Long Beach Island when we lived in New Jersey. Long Beach Island. And I mean, so Jersey to say, to be,

to even like have that near you. Long Beach Island. Long Beach Island. But I only. LBI. I only, I refuse to eat real food for I don't even know how long, like a few days, at least maybe a week. You probably did eat something.

That's what I always thought. My mom said, mom was like, no, I asked her that. Yeah. But mom watch it. Well, we all exaggerate in our family. And so does mom. Anyway, I don't remember. So I have to rely on her memory. She says, all I ate was those candy Smarties. And one day, like just out of the blue, I started screaming for my mom from the bathroom and she ran in and I was like terrified because in the toilet, there was just like a purple log of doodadadookie in there from my Rheorius Maximus.

And it was just bright purple. Well, okay. i have a memory that now this can't be right i just i must have made it up that that we have video recording of it we don't know you know how that had his big oh i don't think so yeah yeah he was just like kcal news okay everybody get in the frame what are you guys doing um anyway yeah so it couldn't like do you believe the poop was purple i do and here's why when i was 12 i was obsessed with those candies gushers even at that age i loved loved loving the electric blue ones which is don't eat anything you know what you did love gushers and here's here's the here's the the repercussions of loving gushers.

I gushed out of my butt electric blue poop after I had like three packs in one day. And I was older. I had no excuse at this time. You had the electric blue poops. The electric poops. I want to rock down to electric poop avenue. When's the last time you guys had like frosted flakes? We're therapists.

I mean, I don't. So long ago. I really only eat now like ice cream. Yeah. And then it's always way too late at night. Yeah. For sweets. I don't not eat sweets.

Like I do. I feel like I eat healthy up until like 11 that's so bad yeah i know but it's just it's so bro it is so nice to sit down grab a tub of ice cream and turn on some bullshit you know what i agree it's just it's it's unfair it's like come on jesus i want it's unbelievable dude there are days where it's like 5 p.m and i'm doing something i'm working or whatever uh and i'm like why can't it be 10 30 yet yeah so i can go get the ice cream right it's like i i want the ice cream the same amount but at 5 p.m i'm like i eat ice cream now no it's not yeah dude you know what dude i a few nights ago was like maybe i'll go to bed early because i want to get a lot of sleep and i knew i had to

get up at whatever time and i was sitting on the couch and i was like, do I really want to do that? And I had this moment that lasted like 30 seconds where I was like, man, I so don't want to do that because if I stay up, it's going to be so fun and if i go to sleep early tomorrow i gotta wake up and wait so long for the next day to be over to be chilling with ice cream yes and i think that's bullshit and i had and it was like such a real feeling it wasn't just like a thought it was like my whole body felt it and i and and i thought this is gonna suck if i go to bed early right yeah yeah yeah like those are the you know i i have a similar thing where i'm so by far the most anxiety free by far by far late what's that what is that it's the um i can't remember his name uh we called him i can't remember what it was but when i went back to new jersey um like for the first time in a long time and i saw all my old friends there was another

oh frills oh that guy frills frills the guy that went by the nickname frills yeah frills yeah and he was i was like what's your name he's a frills i was like what he's like frills frills he's like yeah like four rails frills that's a great name yeah and by the way i was i don't know how old i was at this point 16 no yeah yeah you were like yeah and uh and and i would say and i would say every time i would say something he would agree with he'd be like by far by far oh i love that dude that's really good it's so makes no sense by far by far oh that's how that's a good one all right so anyway go ahead now i don't know i have no recollection of what I was saying. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm the most anxiety-free late.

So even when I'm like, eyelids are so heavy at like 9, 30, 10 some days, if I get up really early and I got a lot to do that day, I'm so just zonked. But I'm like, but then if I don't get to the part of the day that I enjoy, it'll be morning and I'll have not enjoyed part of the day in so long it is that it is why what happened to us that that's something well i think it's i think it makes sense maybe it's not tell me if it's the same for you but it's because the days yeah exactly you don't have to do it you have no responsibility are so stressful and full of

exactly responsibilities by the end nobody's got anything to do nobody's gonna email you about this or that nobody's gonna call you with this problem you could chill wow life is good though huh like you don't have to at late at night or just in general just in general like life is sometimes good yeah you know sometimes but some days it's awesome and then you wake up the next day and you're like, I didn't know it wasn't going to be this. It wasn't going to be awesome. How about some days you wake up and you're just dizzy?

Yeah, dude. I had that happen. That is the worst. Tuesday. Was that yesterday? Yeah. I had that yesterday. Yeah.

It's terrible. Up until I went to the Lakers game. It feels like your eyes are trying to go crossed all the time. Yeah. Yeah. It sucks. Oh, dude. Hey, doctors. Hey, doctors. Fix that. lakers game it feels like your eyes are trying to go crossed all the time yeah oh dude doctors hey doctors fix that no we're the doctors we have a podcast we're the doctors and we're talking about ailments and we're and we're exposing things diagnosticians that's what we are okay the worst podcast name diagnosticians nobody would know what it means um well that's what we did we named it now

other doctors need to cure it thank you all the doctors that watch this show thank you wow is there anyone who says thank you that's not a bitch like a bitch at heart you mean yeah like in their heart thank you like there isn't anybody and i don't mean bitch female any male or female it doesn't matter what you mean you don't mean like a mean woman no you mean like i mean a bitch yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah dude i saw there was a guy at the laker game last night that was like they would they do the dance cam you know by the way i made it on the jumbotron hey all right it was mostly about the women i were with you know because they were dancing doing so you didn't really make it they the jumbotron guys legit especially at the lakers game with, you know, because they were dancing, doing So you didn't really make it. The Jumbotron guys, legit,

especially at the Lakers game, I don't know, they try to get the hottest women on there. Of course. You would too? I would too, I guess. And kids. Right, yeah, kids too, but it's so funny, dude. It's so cute when the kids get out and they're so happy. They're like, I'm on TV. Hey, idiot, you're not on TV, but it's so cute.

Not that cute. No, I think it's cute because they think it's such a big deal. And it's like, hey, kid, nothing's a big deal. Here's why it's not that cute. You're going to die soon. All right. It's cute. But here's what the overwhelming thing is.

This is what I hate about Jumbotrons. I get on the Jumbotron. This is everybody on the Jumbotron. Oh! Mm-hmm. You mean they don't know where it is? They don't know where the camera is. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Everybody. And I don't like that. What do you mean mean you expect everybody to be like camera verse oh there it is but anyway um so we they got on the jumbotron they were dancing and then i like a bitch leaned in oh that's cool and i was like and i i i because they were pretty right and i lean and i go and i'm like oh shit we're in the jumbotron yeah i lean in and i go oh god and i leave because you saw yourself i don't look good yeah yeah yeah well i'm pasty white dude i need a tan go outside but i don't do it go outside It's so easy to go outside. You have to go outside for a long time, though. No, you don't.

Not if you're as pale as you. You'll get a tan in like 15 minutes. Bro, I sat in the sun the other day. How long? Can you tell? A little bit. 20 minutes? You don't look as translucent as you usually do.

I don't know if that's true. Anyway, subscribe to Lifeline Luxury for more of us just chatting. But we're going to... Patreon.com slash Lifeline Luxury. If you don't sign up, you hate us. The end. That might be true. A lot of people who hate us wouldn't sign up.

If you like us, you will sign up. So that's the one. I don't know if that's 100% true. The end. Right. So let's do a submission. You can get a tanning bed for $3,000. Well, that's too much.

And no, don't do that. But also, they're too big. Yeah. Where are you going to put it? Well, you know, you have a house. You could put it somewhere. But like, not really. Not in my house.

I mean, there's no place. Put it in the studio here. Well, you already have an exercise bike that takes up too much space and no one uses. This guy's got an assault bike for no reason. You know? It's got a bunch of fucking jackets on it. I used it earlier. I lost. I literally already in no time, I dropped 1.4 calories. for no reason. Yeah. You know? It's got a bunch of fucking jackets on it. I used it earlier. I lost, I literally already, in no time, I dropped 1.4 calories.

Just like that. Yeah. That's not hard to do. It was nuts, dude. So, hold on. So, you shouldn't get a botanic bed. No, of course not. Just go outside.

That's weird. No one is thinking you should. He just said that. They sell them. They do sell them. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I was joking.

Yeah, he wasn't like suggesting. I know that. But I'm just saying people buy them for their houses. For sure. Yeah. That makes no sense. No, like rich older men definitely have that. But why wouldn't you just go outside?

Because it's like a flex probably. Oh, got it. Also, for some people, the sun. You think it's a flex? I think the other sex. Oh, wow. Actually possessed for two seconds there. You think it's a flexor. I think the upper sexor. You think it? Well, actually possessed for two seconds there. You think it's a flexor.

I think the upper sexor. Possessed by Shabba Ranks. Possessed by Shabba Ranks. But that's what it is. It's hard to get a tan right now in January. Right, right, right. Okay. Not if you're me.

The UV index has to go up. Next episode, watch me. The UV index has to go up. Watch me next episode. I will be so tan and I will not have used a tanning bed. It's just like the movie. That is my promise. It's just like the movie that is my promise the movie

soul man wow i'm gonna be really tan okay i really made soul man today soul man is just unbelievable that ever got made we'll talk about that on luxury though okay let's start let's go yeah do you guys remember taking us down memory lane it was a it was a rainy day so the perfect strangers when they get too tan and balky and Cousin Larry. Never mind. Of course not. Never mind. Of course not.

Okay. All right. Let's do this. Come on. Chris D'Elia. So wet. Since I started growing out my hair, I've been told that I look like Jesus, but I don't really know how to best respond.

I've been doing things like. Going to hell. Going to hell. Well, don't do that. And suddenly a higher power and exerting it onto them. Well, don't really know how to best respond. I've been doing things like... Going to hell. Going to hell. Well, don't do that. I'm getting a higher power and exerting it onto them. Well, don't do that. But that doesn't really get the crowd going. Yeah.

I'm looking for any kind of spin-off. Crowd going. He's a nurse, you know? All right. Here's the thing about being told you look like Jesus. No. I'll even... Let's go beforehand.

Cut your hair. That'll help people stop saying it. But also, cut your hair in general. It looks wet. It looks like a wet dog. It looks... It doesn't look good. Yeah. It doesn't look good when it's But also cut your hair in general. It looks wet. It looks like a wet dog. It looks, it looks, doesn't look good. Yeah.

Doesn't look good when it's wet at least. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When it's dry. When it's dry. So I've been told I look like Jesus since I could grow facial hair basically. And it doesn't matter at all. So you don't need to do anything about it.

Okay. Anybody that has some, anybody that has kind of long hair and kind of facial hair, there will be people that are, that say, okay, Jesus. Oh, you got the Jesus look going on. It doesn't,

you don't do anything. You keep moving because it sucks. And when things suck that bad, you just keep moving. You don't pay it no mind. You don't like come up with like a response to it. you act like it didn't happen because you wish it didn't happen because it sucked so bad so you want you want to specifically not acknowledge what they said so that they feel like oh wait did he did he either not hear me or does he actually dislike it that much he doesn't

want to hear it at all either one of those ways you've won and so it's a non-response that is key in this scenario you're welcome just say what dude just go like it's just as sacrilegious they're going to hell sacrilegious can't do that going to hell and then go like this or if they think you are go like this cancer for you that's good too touch their face cancer for you lymphoma i mean so dark you know a specific kind of cancer yeah yeah i mean that's just uh e coli you're gonna eat dirty turkey so gross you know dirty just the two words together dirty turkey it's good absolutely disgusting dude dirty man oh wow oh man now you gotta do that well i just the guy you would get so mad at me if i did that dude anytime i brought some kind of because i could explain it i know but why do you get mad

at me i can explain it too but you don't got out of that one no dude we had a friend. Well, we have a friend. But he used to live here. Yeah. And he would go, ho, ho, man. And he would say, oh, dirty. Whenever something was cool. Right. When he thought something was cool, he'd say, oh, that's dirty, man.

Ho, ho, man. Dirty. God, he was so funny. That close? My brother's girls loked out huh dude when he saw a pile of chris's old clothes that chris was gonna get rid of he looked at them and he said what's up with that clothes i'll never forget it what's up with that clothes and i was like what he's like that clothes over there said, wait, what are you talking about?

It's those clothes. He was like, no, that clothes. And I was like, what do you mean? Because they were in a box. I think he thought because they were in a box, you could just single it out. Like it becomes singular when they're all contained? Yeah. That's so wrong.

That clothes. He was so confused though because he was like, I think it's wrong, but also that clothes. Like he was, it was 51% that close, he thought. Right, right, right. And went with it. Stripping. All right, so next one. Hey, guys, want to take a break and talk to you about DraftKings?

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I love Lifeline so much. I love you guys so much. Thank you. I love you too. And I look forward to the show oh you're welcome lifeline so much i love you so much thank you and i look forward to the show every week so thank you also to your producers chris and anthony extending it so far thanks your parents who had sex and made you so i'm not calling today to inquire for any personal advice i actually that have a more lighthearted, thought-provoking question for the two of you. Because I just genuinely love the banter. Banter.

Sick and sick. Also, I'm curious just to hear your thoughts and opinions. Said nothing so far. So a question that I often like to ask friends or just a general conversation starter a monologue a monologue is

if you could have a private dinner with one notable figure there we go dead or alive there we go who would it be

and why oh dude I am very curious to see who you both pick awesome I mean and how that conversation would go

or what kind of questions you would ask them. She should have her own talk show. Give them the opportunity to have a private dinner. They'd be like, we gotta... I'm curious if it's like

a historical figure or someone famous or... Sebastian Stan. So let me know. We will. I can't wait to hear what you have to say. Once you're done.

And if you like questions like this, I can definitely call in again because I have plenty more of that coming up. Absolutely. Well, yeah. We love it. We love it.

Keep calling in. Thanks so much. Love you both. Tighten it up a little. It's okay. Nice nails. Nice nails. Nice robe.

Is that a robe? Nice Christmas nails, though. She's so robed out. She's so chilling. Look at the soft blanket on her lap. She's chilling. Thinnest tree I've ever... That tree is crazy thin.

She has a branch for Christmas branch. That tree is crazy thin. Dude. Hey, dude. This is her tree with the ornaments on it. Look. Worst ornament. Holy night.

Covering your face. Doesn't want anybody to smell your breath. Oh, wait. All is fine. Look. Oh, I'm looking. That's a tree. Night.

I love how he says look and we're recording a show. You don't need even say look at anything you're being recorded and thousands and thousands tens of thousands now Calvin does it dude he says look not only that he goes like this

oh that's just manipulates my that's so rude it's so funny dude he goes like this look look on tv look i'm like buddy what if he still did it when he's like you know 28 all right so dead or alive my my knee jerk my my the one that i would pick and have has been this it's been this way for decades is tupac.

Jesus Christ. You don't think that that's good? No, Jesus Christ is mine. You don't think, really? You're that shocked? No, I would pick Jesus Christ. Or I kind of want to, I would love to also like- Napoleon, bro? A villain.

I was going to say like a- Oh, no. Genghis Khan? Oh, Genghis Khan. But then communicating with Genghis Khan, you'd be like- I know. No, the salt. Pass the salt.

Are you sure? And you're just like- Pillage no one? Cut off my head. So it's implied, obviously, that there's a translator there we could communicate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm adding to it. I don't know French, but-

Exactly. Well, I don't know Aramaic, but I would like Jesus Christ. I think Jesus Christ. Jesus spoke English. He was white. He says lit and stuff. And he stuff and he spoke english hey hey literally like a titty what do you say literally like a titty litting like a titty okay hey hey yolo hey you know what yolo maybe he did say yolo um but yeah no i uh i think i think i don't know but off the top of my head, I'm pretty sure I would ultimately be like, I guess I got to pick Jesus Christ.

I'm not even Christian. I understand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got to know what he was up to, you know? I would pick Tupac or Sebastian Stan. Or the guy from Sideways, not Paul Giamatti. Who's the other guy? He played Sandman in Spider-Man. Thomasomas hayden church i'd have so many questions about

sandman from spider-man character that's he played sandman oh yeah he did uh yeah he played sandman yeah i guess i guess um fuck yeah yeah okay or the kid from young sheldon i mean get so many like whatever actors a lot of living guys yeah so what's it like being on young sheldon what's like being what on young sheldon so what's it like being on young sheldon he's like 12 yeah he's like oh but uh dude okay our producer just did the craziest yeah he slayed a dragon that was what that was him blowing his nose sounded like an elephant being mauled. It sounded like a clown with a... Yes, yes, yes.

Like it went and did this thing. Yeah, yeah. All right. Somebody should have said Happy New Year before it. Okay, but... So, yeah, that's what I would pick. Or, you know,

I would really like to pick, like... I would really like to pick Tupac, but... You did pick Tupac. I know. I think I would have to pick Tupac. Why Sebastian Stan? I'm joking, man. Hey, Anthony!

You know me? You know me? All right. Oh, dude, because I really want to know about how he got into character in Winter Soldier. Anthony, dude, you knew he was kidding. I really didn't. Hey, dude, hey, dude.

Oh, my God! That Hulu thing you did, what was it called? So when you were in Pam and Tommy, what was that like? Meanwhile, I'm at the other table with Jesus Christ. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Chris is looking over like, I wish I could. And Anthony's like this, leaning over to my side. Why did he pick Sebastian Stan? He's missing miracles and shit. Yeah, that's a good question, but yeah, Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ and Sebastian Stan are our two answers. Hitler would be a crazy one. That's, I hesitate. A villain would be. A villain is more interesting in many ways. Because you're not that way. So like what you would be like, and you are very much like Jesus, right?

You want to also know with someone like that, it's like how, my main question about someone like Hitler is, how did you get so many people on your side you're so obviously terrible there's something in there like what's going on i would just want to see it so i could be like okay imagine it's just so confusing to me what with hitler would be like dinner with hitler a play a two-handed play hank his area would be in hank his area and- He would play Hitler. With one of his great accents.

And he would get nominated for a fucking Tony. Wow. That's good. Hank Azaria as Hitler, dude. You know what's crazy about Azaria, dude? Yeah. He's so yoked. You ever seen his- That is pretty crazy.

Fucking arms, dude? No, no. Dude, there's a movie you did with Jennifer Aniston where he plays the sexy something guy the sexy something guy oh yeah his shirt's off the whole time and you go what the fuck azaria dude he's got the beef on him he's got money too that's for sure oh from the simpsons oh yeah oh yeah uh he got that simpsons money he do the apu voice he used to i mean what he that is people there's a whole documentary about how fucked up that stereotype was yep well times change my friends times change yeah who cares about any of it you know yeah for sure so anyway next one what's up chris and matt big fan of the show

get right to it that's a hell of a muscle last night i was hanging out with my buddy we were drinking having a good time and then he admits that the last time he was hanging out with my buddy we were drinking having a good time and then he admits that the last time he was hanging out with me and my girlfriend oh he admits that he was flirting with her oh and not only that but he says that apparently she was flirting back with him which i don't believe at all because i was there you know he was there i think and i you know i asked him like well what did you say what do you mean like flirting he didn't tell me what he said, but he says that there was an implication. And he was kind of coming to me almost apologetically. And I was like, oh, yeah, don't worry about it.

And I didn't know what to say. So I was just like, I think sometimes when guys and girls talk, the only thing they know how to do is flirt with each other. And I regret saying that because I don't believe that at all. I mean, why would you say that? How do i be friends with a girl and not like flirt and i was like uh i don't know just act like she's one of the bros and or just i didn't say this but i felt like i don't know just don't flirt with her it's not that hard yeah so i want to bring this up again but i don't want to be a dick about it so yeah what should i say and what should i do this is a great submission first things first though how is the front of his hair the exact same as the mustache what do you mean look at the shape of the front of his hair the top of it it is exactly the same shape as his mustache

pretty good i wonder if his pubes are like that they just come down a little bit on the side and then nothing there's a nose over it um yeah that that's weird bro your friend sucks like why is this guy make it he's making it a problem and you don't even give a shit and you think it didn't happen exactly you were there you didn't think it you didn't see your girl probably thinks it didn't happen of course so why is he he's just a little mc shit starter yeah yeah he's trying to instigate he's an instigator aiden mc shit starter this guy's from ireland why that bothers me dude aiden um 82 uh no what is that you don't oh wow do you the plumber dude yeah what do i do i can't get my i don't know what to do i can't get my plan 82 no i don't know that at all um and i'm happy i don't well no trust me you'd be happy if

you knew what it was but anyway i will watch i got into a pool um so all right uh bring it up just bring it up dude like don't worry here's the thing that guy broke so many unspoken rules it's weird it's weird some spoken ones like that is just it's it's it teeters into like rudeness you're just making something out of nothing for no reason. Hey, dude, I flirted with your girl. At all. No, you didn't. Yeah, I did.

It was weird. Yeah, exactly. That's what happened. That's literally what happened. And she knows it, and she flirted back. That's what happened. That's literally what this guy, like, you don't, don't worry about being a dick or not. Just, like, don't try to be a dick, but don't worry about it.

He didn't worry about it. You don't owe him that. In fact, this guy's not, probably not a good friend. Like, what does this guy do? I'm trying to think about

if I did that. So I'm trying to think about if I flirted and knew I flirted with my friend's girlfriend. Hold on. Yeah,

I would feel bad. You'd feel bad and not bring it up in the hopes that no one noticed or agreed and i would then i would not do it again and then you'd be relieved right right right you got like you're like oh thank god nobody knows yeah i'm never gonna do it again but but dude what else that is such a psycho unless this guy's like a sober dude like a super so some of those super sober dudes are like i have to admit my shortcomings like no matter what and sometimes

those people are like you're like dude you know you don't have to i have to tell you guys i i left i left it i left the gate open in my house and i'm so upset you're just like bro this is not my problem shut the fuck up you know it's boring um it's boring it is boring but this in this case it's it's not boring well no it's not that it's not boring it's that it's you're affecting you're making everything worse yeah you know so yeah way worse i mean it wasn't bad at all honestly you're making it with your girl laugh about it with your girl talk to your girl of course that but if he wants to bring it up with him which is his right then just what i'm saying is bypass the thing in your brain that's making you feel like it's going to sound like

you're a dick a you're not gonna because you're just you're a good guy you're not going to sound like you're a dick. A, you're not gonna, because you're a good guy. You're not going to be a dick. But B, don't worry about it. Even if you did sound like a dick, it would actually be somewhat warranted because this guy fucking made a whole drama. Yeah, I don't know if I'd go that far. This guy made a whole drama out of nothing. Yeah, that's the thing. Are you sure this sounds like something?

You know what, dude? What? This is some, sounds, you know what? I already said what. Does this guy go like this wait um wow didn't even know what you asked me but i forgot what it was does this guy go like uh what was the thing we said that bitches do when bitches early on say thank you thank you oh yeah he's a bitch right that's crazy that is that is that is crazy he's a little shit starter dude that's what i'm saying dude you're a little shit starter man i don't like shit starters even though i am one no there's only room for no i'm not i'm not like that i know

i like when two people disagree i'm like oh i want them to to tussle about it yeah yeah you know you want to work it out yeah but, but I like seeing them argue. Really? Yeah. Because I like to argue. But in good fun. I don't like when people actually get upset. Yeah, right.

I get it. At all. Bottega Veneta. What are the words you said? Oh, nice. Yeah. Hey, you know what joke I hate the most? Is this joke.

Our mommy saw your wallet recently and complimented you on it. I don't have any money in it. I'm so sad. What the fuck's my money? But, uh... Just robbed you, you know, David Blaine.

The joke, when you have your wallet on the thing and... Dude, I hate... Don't even say it. I'm going to get pissed. Why do people do this? It's not funny.

It's not funny. I have good friends that have done this to me multiple times and I have already told them it's so boring and a waste of time. Yes, dude. So say it. This is what it is.

You're also on the table. It's usually right when you do it. You put the ball on the table. You're talking to the right. And you're like. Oh, that? I mean, that is even more annoying than the thing I thought you were doing. What did you think? Say something like. Oh, you're pretending you're stealing is even more annoying than the thing I thought you were going to say. What did you think?

Oh, you're pretending you're stealing my money. Give it back. Say something like this. You know, if you leave your wallet out there, somebody's going to swipe it if you're not careful. That. Well, that's annoying. I know. That's what I'm saying.

But that's honestly regular annoying. That's like, what are you doing? This is like you think you are doing something. They think they're actually getting away with it no they think it's funny they think they want you to see it yeah no that's the whole thing is that they go like this they go like this or like or or it happens a lot like look i got a new wallet oh let me see oh let me see oh cool let me see let's see and they take the money out and they're like i would do that i would do that one that's not funny i didn't do it though right

now so maybe i wouldn't do it truth comes out it's not i guess there's a way to do it funny but my god dude it's one of the things that i can't stand the most and it happens too much i gotta be honest i don't think that has ever happened to me it will you're unfortunate it's unfortunate this happened to you so many times it'll happen to you now just like it it will just like that guy get new friends. It'll happen to you now that you said it. It will. Just like that guy, get new friends. I got one friend and you know who you are, dude. Nice. So many people are like, it's Dan.

That's me until you said it's Dan. Okay, next. Hi, Chris and Matt. Oh my God. We've seen this guy. It's Malcolm from Scotland. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The guy with the beard that was asking for advice.

The guy with the beard. So one of the things that I totally blanked on was the fact that I should have said when I asked for advice on my beard whether I should keep it or not. I actually have a really big

corporate job, believe it or not. I fucking look like this. I've got like hand tattoos and all that. It's mental. But... Rosy's cheeks.

Since hearing back from you guys, I don't know if it's... Pause it. i hold myself two things oh uh number one is what did he call about originally number two what is he saying i think i mean the first the first thing he called about was asking if he should shave his beard or not yeah right oh because he got it and now he's saying because he has a corporate job. And then he left out the fact that he got a corporate job, right? Is that what he's saying?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, he's got the tattoos and he already got the job. Well, let him finish. All right. Let me finish. Let me finish. Let me finish. What is that?

Cell Park. Oh, okay. Cool. Hit play. Whatever, but I have been given a confidence boost. It's something I do like him. And I just wanted to say thanks for that. Hit play! surprise was like wow you look so well presented so I had straightened my beard and I had like a shirt on that one and you know it's so nice

to get wee compliments now and then but it's also much nicer to have a bit of confidence and I just wanted to say thanks to you guys so it's not all to you but mostly me cheers

hell yeah what did we do we gave him compliment before you said his beard was nice and he should keep it right

yeah so why are you acting confused man this isn't English it's English it's more English he sounds like he's

talking in rewind I mean I know it's going to be annoying to you but it's more English than how we like he's talking in rewind. I mean, I know it's going to be annoying to you, but it's more English than how we talk. That's not annoying to me. Okay, cool. That is not annoying to me. But yeah, no, I actually, maybe surprisingly,

fully understood what you're saying. Okay, here's what I understood. He has a beard that we liked. We talked about it. I vaguely remember. I do remember. Yeah, he was like, should I shave it? Yeah, right.

We said no because we love it. It's a great, it is a great beard, right? I mean, a beard that looks like an upside down broom is killer. That is a truly great beard. I mean, you turn it, you spin his head around and you put a red ball in the middle of his face. He's Beaker. Okay. And he's what?

Beaker from the Muppets. And I think that he looks great. I think that he looks great. And so what he's saying, so what he sent us now is he's sending a video saying, thank you, thank you. And it made me feel confident.

And now I have confidence. And in my corporate job, I don't feel like weird because I have it. But on top of that, he was on a flight recently. Right. I heard that part. And a straight male flight attendant.

Don't know why. Go figure. Specifically. All right. because for some reason if the more higher you up in the atmosphere the more you want to fuck guys oh is that true i don't apparently every steward is every male steward is like gay as shit i don't look what is it about being near the clouds i don't think that's it but well okay but if you're straight when they're on the ground they get up further up i'm just no i think the more time you spend, the more time you spend, it's a good callback,

but the more time. Oh, smack. It's great. I was already talking. I would have thought of it, but I was already talking. No, but the more time you spend up above 30,000 feet,

then yes, you start thinking, hmm, I wonder what it's like in a guy's butt. Okay. And the rest of what he thought was saying was

that guy, that flight attendant, complimented him on his beard. Yeah. And what he said is that's really nice as a little confidence booster, but nothing's nicer than... No, no. That was really nice to hear and it made him feel good, but there's nothing better. There's no replacement for confidence that you also think it looks good. And that's why he's thanking us in particular. I pretty much got that.

Great. I thought that's what it was. Great. So I wonder if he sounds as difficult to understand, if we sound as difficult to understand to him as he does to... I wonder, do you? Probably not because...

No, right? The American accent is so like... More ubiquitous? It's way more ubiquitous and omnipresent if you want to add another word like that. Oh, wow. Just adding words, huh? You know. Cool.

Any other words you want to add? That mean the same thing basically? All around everywhere. Nice. But I do think that guy seems like a really nice guy. He's very nice. Yeah. Really nice guy. And a great beard. Great's very nice yeah really nice guy and a great beard

great and if you got the job at with the beard and tattoos and you don't need to do anything no he's not gonna you know yeah also i think the time for like if i had a doctor come in with tattoos on his like neck i would i wouldn't i don't i wouldn't think twice about it would you what kind of doctor are we talking about? Honestly. A surgeon. What's the tattoo? Because you're right that it could. I failed out of med school.

Fuck the world. Yeah, right. Well, of course. Yeah, if it's fuck the world, you don't trust them with anything. Correct, yeah. It's just M-O-B, you know, across the name. Money over bitches. Yeah, I guess it would give me pause if if the

doctor that was going to cut me open had was yatted up that's probably stupid honestly because as you're pointing out yeah so many people have tattoos all over their body you know what i mean anything you know what i might think is oh you know what's interesting is i don't feel weird that he has a lot of tattoos and probably 20 years ago it would have been insane that's what i might think yeah well you also have tattoos all over you so it makes sense that you wouldn't think i guess so but i got them way late so i don't know maybe maybe not maybe not well yeah if it was just like it might i would i would be like oh wow that's so weird my doctor's oh i would definitely clock it but i would think it was like oh oh, wow, this is cool.

But then again, I have tattoos all the time. Trying to hang out with him afterwards. Oh, what are you doing? What are you doing? Oop. Oop. Oop. You busy after this?

Oop. Oop. Stop talking. Please stop talking. God damn it. All right. Next. Get me the paddles.

Oop, oop, oop, oop. Oop, oop. Oh, my. Oh, yeah, yeah. So what are you doing later still when he comes back okay start it over the joke no hello chris hello matt uh just want to start off by saying i love you both so much chris i saw you i love you in october um in hamilton and today i just bought the vip package for me and my mom cute fans and we're so excited to meet you.

Chris, bring Matt with you because maybe we can go on a little date after. But my question for you today is, I lost about 70 pounds since last year, May till now. A huge difference. I was almost close to 200 pounds, shed a lot of weight lot of weight. Good for you. Worked really hard. Awesome. A lot of people feel the need to comment.

And it's fine. Well, of course. Yeah. For the most part, I'm like, okay, whatever. Like, that's okay. 70 is a lot. I've got a lot to say. But, you know, when people are commenting on my specific dietary restrictions and, you

know, things that I eat and the need to work out often. Oh, they're haters. I don't know how to deal with it. They're jealous, yeah. It kind of gets to me sometimes. You're a hard worker. I'm okay. And they're failures.

I didn't know it was what you meant. I really let it affect me. And I get really angry. I'm like, why? I don't want to be angry. I want to be happy, you know? But it's just mean things that are just like, you're too skinny. You need some more weight. You'll look better. Things like that. And it's just mean things that are just like, you're too skinny. You need some more weight. You'll look better. Things like that.

And it's just not appropriate. Cause when I was a little bit chubbier, no one felt the need to say that I needed to lose weight. So why do people feel the need to say anything about me being thinner now and healthier and happier? I don't think it's appropriate, but is there any spin move mentality? Anything that you guys would recommend? I'd greatly appreciate it. It's been hard.

Thank you. I think you could probably speak to it better than me because you're fatter than me. No, but for real, the one thing I want to say before we even give any advice, but I think the anger thing, I couldn't relate more when you say,

it makes me angry, but I don't want to be angry. I want to be happy. I promise you, you will be angry for less time if you let yourself be angry instead of trying to not be angry. It will minimize the amount of time, at least. Not the amount of anger,

but it will get you through to the other side of the anger quicker if you're like, I'm mad and that's okay. I'm going to be mad. And then that'll be, you know, that'll end sooner than if you're like, no, I'm not mad. Nope, nope, nope, not mad. I'm gonna be mad. And then that'll be, you know, that'll end sooner than if you're like, no, not mad, nope, nope, not mad. I wanna be happy.

It'll just bleed out into a longer period of time. Go ahead. What did she say about the thing that was a good point that she said that I missed it? She said, everybody's trying to tell me I should put on some weight, should put on some weight, but what's interesting is that when I was heavier, no one was telling me I should lose some weight.

What, that is, she's right, that when I was heavier, no one was telling me I should lose some weight. She's right that that is so inconsistent. If she's too heavy, if she was too heavy, why aren't the same people that are saying now, you should put on some weight, why weren't they saying you should lose some weight? Because they hate themselves. I know, but her point is good.

She's saying if these people are consistent, really worried about my health. Because they don't care about you. Exactly. They might care about you, it's a great point. She's saying these people are consistent, really worried about my health. Because they don't care about you. Exactly. Yeah. I mean, that's what she's doing. They might care about you, but they don't, not in that moment,

they're being... Dude, most people in the country, certainly, I don't know about the world, but definitely this country would love to lose 70 pounds. Dude, I... Most people in this country,

actually over 50% are overweight. She's in a different country, but yeah. She is? She's in Canada, I think. That doesn't count that's so um but i got off here i got off stage the other day and another comedian said hey that was great set and i actually thought i must have not done well ah i swear to god that was the first thought i had

you mean is that how much comedians are shooting each other? it's just people but I was like I bet they wouldn't have said I did great if I fucking obviously did great weird that says a lot about me too but also I just think that I think people just they don't

they feel so comfortable when they look at you and think there's something wrong with you you know they they feel people feel uncomfortable about hanging out with beautiful people because they're not that it makes them insecure and you're more beautiful when you're not two fucking 300 pounds whatever but don't you think that has something specifically to do with the fact that they know she lost the weight what that requires what the kind of willpower the kind of planning the kind of mental fortitude it requires to be able to do that don't you think that whether they realize it or not these people are taking into that into account when they say what they say

like yeah even more so it's not just that she looks great now and some stranger comes up no no right no one that doesn't know her would say that only someone that knows how hard she worked and Like, yeah, even more so than what I'm saying is true. It's not just that she looks great now and some stranger comes up and says- No, no, no. Right, yeah. No one that doesn't know her would say that. Only someone that knows how hard she worked and how much weight she lost would say, oh, you know what? You're too skinny now. You should put on some weight.

Yeah. Therein lies something worth thinking about as well. Right. People who know you, they have all these feelings that are just backloaded in their own fucking minds. That's their fucking problem yeah when they come at you with that shit all you should be hearing like think about like subtitles underneath what they're saying and those subtitles say i hate myself this has nothing to do with you

honestly when people say shit like that just picture words underneath their face saying i hate myself i don't and that's it yeah it's just i know it's you so it's a little convoluted i guess but it's so obvious from here that people are doing that because just straight up that middle school jealousy shit and it's and it's unfortunate because and here's why it makes you mad here's why it makes you fucking. Here's why it makes you fucking mad. One of the reasons is because you work so hard for this. Yeah. And they're these fucking lazy fucks that aren't doing the work, won't do the work. And you think you got the audacity to just be like, you should eat more.

Bitch, this makes me feel great. Yeah, right. I look great. I feel great. Yeah, right. I look great. I feel great. And you're not going to take that from me, you lazy failure. But also the reason you know these people are so full of shit is that something that she said, the thing that she said about other people, like when she, or rather when she was heavier, no one was suggesting she lose weight because people are comfortable with other people not being, feeling, looking their best.

I said that. You didn't say what I'm saying. I said people, I said a version of that. Oh, okay. And then I'll just shut up. No, no, don't shut up. No. Just saying I agree with you.

In effect, you just shut me up because you're like, I already fucking said that. Why would, what the fuck do you mean? You didn't say that at all. I said a version of it, but it's not worth getting as angry as you're getting. No, it's fucking annoying to be like, I already said that why would what the fuck do you mean you didn't say that i said a version of it but it's not worth getting as angry as you know it's fucking annoying to be like i already said that when you didn't nice to meet you you've been around i said a version you didn't know that you didn't know that okay i'm glad i'm glad i let you know welcome to earth uh but yeah dude they're saying welcome to earth is the most dick shit

anyway no i actually did not hear that once i've said it but yeah dude we're both we are both saying the same general shit which is like fuck all of those people but the truth is i think you know that and i think what really is making you mad is that these people are supposed to be your support system they know you they're supposed to love you and think of you or treat you better than that and i agree they should but it's a sad case that people are not like that the saddest part about all this is that these people don't realize they're being shitty not only that they don't realize that they have these feelings that are making them say these things in the fucking first place dude i think if you were to ask them they actually would say well no i'm just looking out for it yeah add some weight and that's bullshit

and that's one of the hardest things about being an adult human these people there are people in our lives that genuinely love us that say things to us that cause us pain that they don't even realize they're doing it on purpose to cause us pain that they don't even realize they're doing it on purpose to cause us pain. That is so fucked up. I know. But that is one thing we just have to deal with. You know you're right though and you know you're on the right path and the way you know this is because you feel better and you look better. Your confidence is higher. All these things you already know deep inside you. You don't need these other people to tell you this. You already know it. I get why it makes you mad but again this is just one of those things we have to live with is how people are doesn't mean they love

you less doesn't mean they want to hurt your feelings like if they really checked themselves and thought wait do i really want to hurt this person of course they don't yeah this is how fucking people are it sucks they're all twisted up they are everybody's twisted one time i said I said I was man this was so long ago but I was I invited a a girl out to my show and you know she's pretty and all that and we were and then later on she said something like oh I I can't remember something was like either she had a boyfriend or like, and I was like, oh, well, why did you come? You know, I invited you to the show. It was just her showed up. And she said, oh, I can't remember what she said, but I ended up saying like, hey, this is, this is earth.

And I remember saying that because Joe Rogan laughed so hard. Again, bragging, bra bragging triple layer bragging so i said that first two anyway wow oh yeah so quadruple level yeah yeah no i'm joking but it made me think of that and that's what i was thinking the whole bragging so anyway i mean a lot of crazy people at one time paul mccartney was on my show. So anyway. Was he? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm pretty sure he liked Jim Jeffries better, but. Jeffries? Jim Jeffries was also on the show. Oh, Jim Jeffries.

Yeah, he would like Jim Jeffries. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. God, Paul McCartney, dude. Paul McCartney. Could he look more like an old lesbian? No. Okay, what are we doing next? Dude, how much does Paul McCartney think a gallon of milk

costs $45? Why? Because he just has no idea what things cost. Oh, he's like so out of touch. No, he thinks it costs a nickel because that's what it was when he was a kid. Yeah. I'm going to talk to him about it. He's going to pull me aside after the show.

What you said about the thing and the milk cartons. He's going to text me. Alright. What you said about the thing in the milk cartons. Text me. Alright. What's up Matt and Chris? Long time listener. First time submission video. Wearing a jacket inside. It's very cold.

It's insecure. Anyways, I have a work situation. I'm going to be a nurse and currently I work as a caregiver in an old folks home. And we clean people up. We're dealing with poop. You're doing a lot of anus stuff then. You name it.

You're a good man. The caregiving staff works close with the housekeeping staff. And the head housekeeper has really had it out for me ever since I first started working there. But recently it's gotten kind of aggressive. Like I got over that she would never say hi back to me. That's fine. But that's so weird, though, without going into further details, it's starting to get beyond passive aggressive. Like it's starting to get aggressive.

It's starting to get beyond passive aggressive. It's starting to get aggressive. I've had this idea to go to the kitchen with a glove on because we always wear gloves at work and put chocolate sauce and maybe some caramel sauce in my hand. She has lunch at 11, so I was thinking of putting my hand on the door handle of her door, you know, pretending that it's poop. So when she comes back from her lunch and she opens her door, she'll get chocolate and caramel sauce on her hand, which is no big deal, but she's going to think it's poop.

Is this too far? I don't think it is. Maybe I'll microwave a Snickers bar and just smear it on her door if it gets worse but what would you guys do if you just can't win someone over and it's getting progressively worse and worse appreciate you guys well i would not do anything and start ignoring that person as well i was going to suggest though you you're you're in a perfect situation to just shit on her desk and be like oh I don't know who it was

there's that possibility as well he was doing the fake route with the chocolate sauce here's what I find suspect and I think you might agree with me

he didn't say the things she does yeah except for so I don't think she's I don't how bad could it be well no but he said without going

into further detail which means there is further detail which of course which could also mean there isn't but we don detail, which means there is further detail. Which could also mean there isn't. But we don't know. And if there is something,

I understand the reason why he wouldn't want to say it is because he doesn't want... I mean, I know he's also submitting it on here. Exactly, yeah. So people will see it, but he doesn't want to expose anything. Okay, fair enough. You're right. You may be right.

Usually the one doing what i'm doing is you and i'm arguing yeah i take him that's true so fine let's take him at his word i still think you shouldn't do the poop thing like we're not eight years old it's pretty funny if this if this person is like a dick to you and doesn't say hi back, stop saying hi to her. Stop engaging with her. Let it go. Or say, hey, what is going on? This is getting so weird right now.

Do you not realize what's happening? I think you do. And then just ask. Right? I mean, why would you start with a vicious backhanded thing? It's a little trickier. I think she's his... Oh, superior? Yeah. Right? I mean, why would you start with a vicious backhanded thing? It's a little trickier. I think she's his...

Oh, superior? Yeah. Oh, I didn't get that. Because she's the head... Of a different part, though. Uh-huh, yeah. Right? Maybe not.

So maybe not. But yeah, I... If she is a superior, then I get why you wouldn't confront the person. I didn't get it. If she is a superior, then maybe do the shit doorknob thing. Yeah, maybe lean towards the shit thing then, after all. No, but I still think,

under no circumstance are we going to do the shit thing. Okay? Let's just agree on that. Yeah. It's probably not the best idea. Yeah. If you want to get her,

that's not the right way. You know? Yeah, poison her food? Yeah, poison her food. No, don't do that. Of course not, obviously. I don't know what to do. I think... I think... I actually think, and this is not... It's not... don't do that um of course not obviously i i don't i don't know what to do i think i think

i actually think and this is not it's not really advice but i here's what i think who cares who cares that's what i'm trying to say yeah you know i think you're supposed to not care about this you expound on that though like well you you just have someone that's not being nice to you right that isn't really somebody you care about exactly though that's kind of what i'm trying to say yeah it doesn't matter and realize that realize it doesn't matter use realization it doesn't matter so use your realization skills what i would ask What I would ask this guy though, hopefully you're watching, why do you care so much? Like, does it, hold on,

but does it just bother you so much when people are passive aggressive or rude to you? In a, like, is that what's up? Like what's going on with you that it bothers you so much? Because honestly, I think most people would just be like, oh, that person's such a dick, I'm gonna stop engaging with her, right? what oh yeah do oh yeah so maybe but again maybe the thing he didn't want to mention the details of it was actually some kind of aggressive act that like

we don't yeah we're not privy to who knows what her side of the story is too right which is what i always say but i mean like right you know is she he said it was from the start though this woman was yeah but like a like a like a like she's one of the bad guys in rebel moon the fucking movie like i do that i cannot believe they still make movies you talked about this i can't believe they still make movies with with guys the antagonists who are just dicks from the beginning. Like it's an Eric Roberts movie in 1990. Well, I mean, I genuinely love Eric Roberts movies from around 1990. Yeah, but that's because of the tone and the time period.

Also, there was a period of time where he was such a good actor. Yeah, sure. No, but I'm just, I understand what you're saying. But also, we have literally talked about this. I think it might have been last week. What? Yeah. You talked about villains from older think it might have been last week. What? Yeah. You talked about villains from older movies,

but still in movies. I don't like them. Like that guy, like, dude, how can there be a movie now that comes out where there's just a guy being a dick, not liking one or two of the characters for no reason.

That's the worst trope. It's just laziness. It's so lazy. But how do you not be a fucking... I guess they just don't care. But filmmakers do care. They care about some stuff. Only really good filmmakers

care about all of the stuff. A lot of filmmakers now or for always have just been like well that's just i want to get that part out of the way i don't care why he's a dick he just needs to hate him right right right um yeah god that movie's so bad rebel moon yeah i didn't even know it until you brought it up yeah i mean there's nobody that's more uh completely off my radar as a filmmaker than zack's i know i didn't do. I didn't even know it was Zack Snyder. I was talking about

how bad it was on my podcast and then afterwards I looked it up and I said Zack Snyder's like a fucking course. Now people are going to think

I'm fucking trashing it because he didn't Gourmet of the Dead. I actually totally forgot about that. But yeah. Yeah. I don't know man.

Movies CGI and shit like it looks worse and worse. I don't understand what happened there was a period where it just started yeah they know people watch it anyway budgetary thing yeah yeah but i don't know that i don't know if that's the answer but i don't assume uh because some people do the craziest coolest shit with no money i know i still want to see that godzilla minus one movie but oh i don't know i guess it's CGI. But like-

Yeah, there's a lot of- It's $15 million they made that movie for. Yeah. Well, that's the thing. If you're really good, like that District 9- Also, Asians are good with math, so they probably figured out where to put the money. Sorry. But there's a-

You know that guy Neil Blomkamp, right? Yeah. Yeah. He made District 9 for like nothing. He does huge movies now. But what's that new movie he did I just watched? Did he do a new one? Oh, no. The short films on Netflix, right? just did that one for like nothing. He does huge movies now. But what's that new movie he did I just watched? Did he do a new one? Oh, no.

The short films on Netflix, right? He did Gran Turismo, actually. I said the short films on Netflix. I don't know. Neil Blomkamp did Gran Turismo? Are you kidding me? That movie is fucking trash. What?

What is he doing, dude? That movie is trash. He was so interesting. Have you seen it? I know it's not interesting. Look at the fucking the guy's in it from uh he's so good oh my god he's so good though elysium was good chappy that's funny chat i saw chappy yeah he's good with that shit he really is but when there's not any of it yeah

exactly he also did uh elysium i just said elysium's good is it my dick for bringing that back up again oh i said it so so that's all good he did a show on netflix that was like um uh that's what i yeah what was that called uh it was one word the demonic no no no it's no it's it's newer it's a show though is this movies oh oh oh he's fucking it up anthony's fucking it up big time right because he's maybe you know what he maybe only produced it to be honest so maybe anthony didn't fuck it up probably directed the pilot though at least yeah so they fucked it up you know what i'll do i'll do it quicker than him is what i'll do yeah do it do it on your phone get it quicker than anthony lima no lost his mind just saying well you know what

lima just saying cities in peru might be one of the things in the collection click lima click it what is it uh what the fuck anthony doesn't know how to do anything sigourney weaver's in it that's all i know oh wait no not sigourney weaver god damn it i don't know who's in it sigourney weaver's in it. Oats Studios? Yes, that's what it is. Oats Studios. Why would that be the name of anything?

Fuck if I know, man. Oats Studios? Wilford Brimley's in it. So stupid. Then he'd do the Quakeros thing? Yeah. You know what I heard

about Wilford Brimley? That he's the biggest dick in the world? The biggest dick in the world apparently is Wilford Brimley. I was just going to say that. Him and also the guy

from CSI. Wilford Dickley. What's his name? William Peterson? No, CSI. That's William Peterson. No, no, no, noimley. I was going to say that. Him and, but also the guy from CSI. Wilford Dickley. What's his name? William Peterson? No, CSI, the fucking- That's William Peterson, dude. No, no, no, no, no, no. The red-haired guy.

Oh, David Caruso. Yeah. That's CSI Miami. Get it right. David Caruso. Yeah. Him and guy from the A-team, right? With the cigar.

Oh, George Pappard? I heard he's the biggest dick in the world. Really? Yeah, you never heard that? I never heard that. Oh, wow. I definitely heard that firsthand. I've heard it about David Caruso. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember yeah yeah i remember but i've heard it many times about wilford brimley same since we were kids i heard that so really weird but wait what yeah

before even the internet hey don't hire wilford brimley because nobody cares that it's him he's is he alive still well no i mean at the like if you hear wilford really is a dick oh i see hire a different old guy wait who else did we hear were dicks? I never, I mean, I had heard William Peterson, but I don't know if that's true. Oh, Wilford Brimley died in 2020. What? Yeah, yeah, yeah. How old was he?

It was recent. I remember. He must have been 100 years old. I remember. I cried for a week. Look up how old he was. He was. 100.

It gotta be. No, he wasn't 100. Nah, nah. Nobody's 100. 90 something. 100. It gotta be. No, he wasn't 100. Nah, nah. Nobody's 100. 90 something. 86. That's it? That's crazy.

So he was one of those guys. He looked terrible, dude. He's got the Morgan Freeman. Dude, we were kids in those Quaker Oats commercials. He was like... He was 30, but had gray. He looked so old in those. He was 50?

He was 25, yeah. I have something to add to the thing I don't like that people do. Okay. And a lot of people do it. And that is anytime... I think... In movies? You could probably guess what I have something to add to the thing I don't like that people do. Okay. And a lot of people do it. Okay. And that is anytime, I think- In movies? You could probably guess what I'm going to say.

In movies? No, just in, if somebody ever brings up Wilford Brimley- Yeah. Somebody around always has to say- Yeah. Diabetes. Right. Oh, yeah.

Wow. That's terrible. I forgot about that. That's terrible. I forgot about that, but that's terrible. Did he have diabetes? Yeah. But he did that-

And he lived to be 86, he had diabetes? Obviously. I forgot about that. I forgot about that, but that's terrible. Did he have diabetes? Yeah. But he did. He lived to be 86. He had diabetes? Obviously, diabetes doesn't matter. Yeah. Diabetes, huh? What was the thing? It was like a medicine? It's that he said it like diabetes.

Yeah, I know, but it was for medicine? Yeah, it was exactly. Diabetes. Why didn't he say diabetes, man? Well, maybe that's how you say it. He probably said it right. It should be diabetes. That's a way cooler word.

Diabetes is cooler than diabetes. Di's not cool diabetes is sick thanks wilford thank you all right was he was he the one who what was he from cocoon but now he was from a show too though cocoon there's not a show that aired for a long time did you guys know that the netflix intro that goes you know what that is no No. That's Kevin Spacey hitting his ring in the show House of Cards. That soundbite, that part of the Netflix, gung, gung. Come on. It is that. Isn't that weird?

What do you mean? But that's not a sound of a ring. Dude, I mean, I don't know what to tell you. That just is that. But that's not what a ring sounds like in the show he goes with the ring on like a surface

he goes really and it's like bassified right but it's right it's that

yeah let's play it there you go see that's it wow because that was their first big show and then you know now it's it's their logo so that's crazy yeah you're welcome you're welcome why does nobody know that here's why here's why it's here's what everybody needs to do if they haven't done yet kevin spacey very recently went on the tucker carlson show which doesn't exist anymore which is just like on twitter or x or whatever because he got since he got fired uh kevin spacey went on tucker carlson's new show as don't say as frank underwood and tucker carlson played along 2024 has not even begun yet. And it does seem like the

presidential race is effectively frozen in place, if not over. We know who the candidates are. This is on X. It's too late for another to get in. Some have already dropped out. No, no, no, I know. But is it too late? Is there anyone in this country, 350 million people, who could jump in at this late date and re-scramble the calculus of electoral politics. Can you go to where he's on? Well, there may be someone. He's coming right on. In fact, you already know him.

You know his face. And the question is, will he get in this cycle? And that's my question for you. Well, that's really a decision for the people, Tucker. It's not something that I really think about or want to do. And Merry Christmas to you, too. I mean, maybe we should stop it there and do this on luxury. Yeah, we'll talk about it on luxury.

That is crazy. That is... If there's ever been a reason to sign up for luxury, Okay, we'll talk about it there, yeah. All right, dude, that's it. Thanks for listening. Sign up for Life on Luxury. He's in shock, dude.

Listen to his voice. He's in absolute shock. Why would... This is great. He's in shock, dude. Listen to his voice. He's in absolute shock. This is great. That's really wild, bro. It's so good. I spent a whole day recovering from this, okay? I'm here with Ace Ventura. Hello, Tucker.

Just fucking Jim Carrey with a fucking Hawaiian shirt on. I mean, all right. Also would watch that. Oh, my God, dude. My God. All right, all right. Patreon.com slash Lifeline Luxury. I'll see you soon phoenix i'll see you soon albuquerque and el paso the private record is coming out january 24th enjoy it

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