Lifeline - 96. Creaming With Style

Episode Date: February 11, 2024

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Well, we're losers. Dude. Okay. That's fine. How about how... What what what's up so drunk so worst worst host of all time no so what i want to know is the traffic over here was worse than it normally is and and and this is something that happens after after it rains why does it happen after it rains because when it's done raining it's not raining you're not gonna like the answer oh no dude i'm not i might no you're not i don't i you how do

you know me so well and and i know you know okay go ahead it's gonna piss you off for a number of yeah okay okay you really know me huh okay yeah after it rains yeah the. This is only true in places where it doesn't often rain. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oils and weird things that make the road slick, the water brings it out. I don't like it. And so the rain makes all that stuff come out and stay on the road,

so people get into accidents more. But that's, no, see, I don't like that answer. See, I knew it. Because I drove over here, there were no accidents. Okay, well that, I couldn't, I don't like that answer. I knew it. Because I drove over here. There were no accidents. Okay, well, that, I can't, I couldn't, I don't know. That's stupid. Traffic in LA, obviously, is always bad. But, like, it being so unpredictable over the last couple years is absolutely infuriating.

You'll be like, oh, well, 11 o'clock is always the best time to go anywhere. We got into this huge thing about this the other day. We were talking about it. That's what I know. But now you have to plan that going anywhere, anywhere is going to take you up to an hour. Sometimes I get here, it takes a half an hour. I'm here so early.

I know. Well, that's the problem though. I left super early because I didn't want to be late for this because you need to be done at a certain time. I got here super early. I got here before you. You got here early, yeah. What's up with, dude, you know what I heard?

And I want to talk about this because I can't stop thinking about it what they linked seriously picking your nose to alzheimer's i think i sent that to you oh yeah no people headline no no okay i have i heard this yesterday i have not wanted i have i can't stop thinking about picking my nose. I want to pick my nose so, now I can't stop thinking about it. All right. Well, first of all, the study, the headline, I hate, I hate how this, I mean, I hate a lot of things about the media, but there's one specific thing that happens. Why?

They're completely unbiased. The way stories like that travel, one outlet will see that that story is getting traction on another outlet. So they'll post their own version of it. But the study itself, if you actually read into it. Which I didn't. I haven't even seen this. Who would? I've just heard.

Yeah, true. Who would read any? First of all, don't. The most disgusting picture of all time. If you're going to show a picture of somebody picking their nose, don't have the person have a disgusting goatee. Yeah, true. Okay? Yeah, it's like when Smash Mouth picks their nose. Yeah. Have a beautiful person picking their nose don't have the person have a disgusting goatee yeah okay well yeah it's like when when smash mouth picks their nose yeah have a beautiful person picking their nose also don't

make it such a close-up yeah it's gross that's gross yeah have a guy from far away with a suit on in a briefcase that's like this yeah yeah you know have have a sexy like john ham guy doing it yeah you know what i mean but anyway no but okay So the study says it may be, there may be a very, it's very tenuous. They're not saying there is a link. They're saying there may be a link. And all it is, is that because when you pick your nose or when you put anything in your nose, your nose as a way of defending itself releases these, I think it's like an enzyme or a protein.

And that protein is found in like much more in Alzheimer's patients. It's so tenuous. It's not like... Yeah, yeah, yeah. But what I want to... So they have... So I hate headlines like this. So you read this?

Now people are going to think that picking your nose gives you Alzheimer's. It's not true. So you read this? I don't know which one I read. But you read something. I mean, you know that. Yes, I read an article on it.

So, okay. So obviously when I see something like this, I don't think, oh, read. But you read something. Yes, I read an article on it. So, okay. So, obviously, when I see something like this, I don't think, oh, picking your nose makes Alzheimer's. Okay. But, what was I going to say? Great. Now it's in your head or something? Like now you think about it so you don't want to do it,

even though you don't think it gives you Alzheimer's? I got it. I remembered. Okay, go. Say it before you forget it. What I want to know is, though you don't think it gives you i remembered okay go say it before you forget what i want to know is and the answer is the answer is you but who reads this kind of stuff like for real and i don't even mean necessarily this i was on the way here and i i listened to sometimes i go to the apple news stuff because you can just press it on the car and it'll tell you what's going on oh okay one of them was how veil colorado is is revamping their

uh trying to make people come ski more in the news okay okay that's so boring and i and i i clicked on it because i'm like okay how is this not i have to see how this is interesting because it's so boring so they just made a whole thing that was like 20 minutes long talking about vale colorado it's such a rich person's town they need more people to come like vale's doing fine i thought dude i'm i'm gonna try to look at the thing i can't find it but it was like was it basically just saying come to veil no it wasn't like a thing like that it was like a was it about how they're trying to get people to come to veil i'm gonna i'm gonna you know what i'm gonna google veil apple news and here we go and it'll come up probably go in your

history you know that right no because it's not that it's the app um latest news from apple news veil and it's not showing it great okay so this is a problem because now we're talking about veil and don't know why inside veils work for like who's who fuck my anyway you always see these headlines where it's like who gives a shit and it's people's jobs to report on this yeah so what's what's the so is that get if that's getting clicks then why are they reporting dumb shit like the thing about the nose picking thing well that's getting way more clicks all right yeah the nose picking thing i guarantee you got tons of clicks is everyone who picks tons of clicks from everyone who picks because they're scared anything that makes people

scared click yeah yeah yeah me dude here's a good headline ninjas is that a question yeah a question mark exclamation point like because they're scared of ninjas you would click it on any platform what about this murderers you go to yahoo news no yeah for sure but you go to yahoo news if it go if it says on the thing veil colorado yada yada picking your nose leads to alzheimer's uh you know james corden uh said this the next one is ninjas you shit. Click, psych, gotcha, thanks for the click. Go see what happened to James Corden. No one would ever go to that site again if the click through, the result was psych.

Well, wow, Googled ninjas, wow. Signed ninjas busy at night as election day fast approaches. Signed ninjas, oh, signed ninjas. Worst kind of ninjas. Is that the Independent? Deaf ninjas, at night as election day fast approaches. Sign ninjas? What is a sign ninja? Is that the independent? Deaf ninjas. They do sign. All right. Well, that's okay.

You know? But I don't, you know. There's too many news sites. There's too many news articles. The news, I understand, obviously, we need it. We need to know what's going on in the world. But there's too much of it. I, when I'm president, and I'm running in 2024,

when I'm president, I'm going to outlaw 70% of the existing news sites and I throw them all in jail. Why 70? That seems like a good number. Okay. 30%.

If 30% of the existing news sites are still Googling. Continued, then continue to remain. That would be the right amount. Yeah. Well, yeah,

I don't know. I basically need to take ginkgo biloba because I think of things to say and then I forget to say them, which is now, again, it's happened twice now this episode. And I'm just, I'm a fucking podcaster for fuck's sake. And I can't remember what the hell I was going to say if I don't think about it for three seconds total. If I think three seconds and it goes away and then I'm done, dude. A goldfish.

It's like a goldfish. Ginkgo biloba yeah oh i remember what it is well that came back to me dude okay yeah alzheimer's maybe you have maybe that's what's happening that's what i'm saying but here's the deal that's the best one to get when you're older best one of what diseases like dementia or specifically all that yeah yeah because you can just it doesn't really affect you you know it affects everyone else it affects everyone else you're just like right yeah i know several people who have it so severely that they literally think everyone that they love is still alive that's awesome i that's i'm agreeing with you holy shit obviously it comes with bad things no no no even for the person of course yeah oh but that is dude i thought about that

i thought like well that sounds i would love to think everything's me at 85 on alzheimer's uh-huh yeah hey everyone that's still here well you should start picking your nose pronto dude just oh just like shit up there Just like this all the time. Yeah. Me 90 on Alzheimer's. On Alzheimer's like it's a drug, you know? Me on Alzheimer's. We got to do that Alzheimer's, huh?

Dude, how dope is that though? What? That I would be that chill on Alzheimer's. Okay. That's the worst sentence ever. That I would be that chill on Alzheimer's. How dope am I, though? How dope is it, though, is how it started.

So anyway. Okay, you're pretty dope. Well, let's go on. Let's get into it. What? That's me on Alzheimer's. What? What's up, Chris and Matt?

Handsome. This is Alex calling you from New York. Massive fan of you both. Thanks, Matt. Massive thank you to you both for getting me through some hard times. Nice. So appreciate what you guys do. My question is about the speed in which a coffee shop learns your name and

coffee order. There's a coffee shop on every block in Manhattan and go to probably five to six different ones over a month span. And they all seem to learn my name and order pretty fast. I would say within like four trips, they already have it down pat. As soon as I walk in, what's up Alex?

Cold brew, right? Right. Simple drink. And my question is, is that, is it just because it's their job to remember a customer's name and order or is there something about me?

Simple drink. Mem, memorable dude. It's simple drink, memorable dude. I think there's something about you. Simple drink. There's something about you. Simple drink. Wow. Memorable dude. Yeah. wow memorable dude yeah hey hey dude you're talking to the mr mr memorable over here yeah and mr simple drink yeah cold brew hey chris yeah i think for if someone's remembering your name and your drink after four trips

mm-hmm you're cool what's going on you're a memorable person you're a cool guy if it's a If somebody's remembering your name and your drink after four trips, something's going on. You're a cool guy. You're a memorable person. You're a cool guy. If it's a chick, you know what's up. They want to. It could be a guy.

Flexa. Especially in Manhattan. A guy could want to. Flexa. Time to have a sexa. Why are you doing Mad Comra by way of Kermit the Frog? Because that's how it sounds, dude. That's how pretty much. Flexa.

That's how all of. that's how pretty much that's how my all of mad jordan peterson that's how they that's how all rastafarian music sounds they're all kermit that's funny actually um all right so yeah you're you're memorable bro you're handsome guy maybe they remember your nose hair he had a lot of nose hair i'm surprised you didn't redo the video they it's not that he has a lot of nose hair the light was hitting it hard you know why he didn't yeah because he's cool i know yeah you don't retake if you don't retake a video i know because i know you your nose hair was i know was very very prominent in the video i know you're a cool person i know if you retake a video because your nose hair was too prominent you're it's not like you're necessarily that's cool but you're probably i know yeah okay i know well everyone knows i'm also talking to the audience and not no but everyone is going like this in their car or their or their cubicle

i know they're nodding along yeah they're doing that yeah they're they're babysitting or something they're like i know whatever they're doing yeah no it's skiing listening to the podcast i know yeah golfing four i know that's what they're doing holding one i know the two terms i know from golf cool guy yeah cool so yeah you're a cool dude you got a great jaw you got a good you know i think one of the keys to being a good looking dude is a good jaw you know i'm saying you know if or or or you know and chin that goes with chin because if you don't have a good chin bro if you have a chin that just goes in under your mouth you're a piece of shit you know, and chin. That goes with chin. Because if you don't have a good chin, bro, if you have a chin that just goes in under your mouth, you're a piece of shit, you know? Chins are really important.

Yeah, you got to have a chin. And for people with no chins, you know what's really important? Beards. Yeah, yeah. If you have no chin, get a beard. I have a beard and a chin. Well, then you're fine. Nobody would say I don't have either of those.

No, you have a chin. You don't need the beard. I have a chin. I don't need the beard. But I know guys who don't have chins. Have a beard. They have a beard. They look fine.

They shave. They look like they got their jaw punched off. They look like they're going to be like. Going down on someone. No. I mean, what? Mickey Mouse going down on someone. Dude.

When they have that fucking when the mouth goes just like that yeah it's terrible awful bro terrible get implant get a chin implant get a chin implant i would get a chin implant i should get a chin implant you don't need one i should get one anyway okay um all right actually i've seen people with like fake chins it's really really weird looking i still think the only thing that you should get is fake boobs if you're if you know i don't think there's like fake butts is like there's a girl at my gym that has butts legit creep me out well there's a but but why though it's you know because fake boobs for the same reason the in the last episode you were like about ugh, about snipping the vest difference.

Yeah. Because it's just, I just think about the butt and it's like. You sit on it? You're putting stuff. Sit on it! Yeah, you sit on it. You're putting like fake stuff in your butt. Come on.

I was. Sit on it. I had a, there's a girl at my gym that has a fake butt, very obviously. But it looks nice if you don't look at it a certain way and then once you think about it it's like it's very it's not natural like it's it's not natural looking it's it's nice i guess but it's not natural looking and like you i think of that when i see it so it kind of is like weird to me. Yeah. She also has fake boobs and I don't think about that.

Well, I think fake boobs They've been around for longer, right? For sure. Yeah. So there's that. And I thought of that before you for sure. But I thought of that before we even got here.

But it's harder to definitely notice if boobs are fake. Really? I think so. Then a fake butt? Dude, when I see a fake butt, I'm like, fake butt. Right.

Well, there's obviously fake butt, which i see a fake butt i'm like fake butt right well there's obviously fake butt which is terrible but then there's like like i i knew i knew a woman that got it that would like when she just got it she brought she had to bring a donut around and sit on it like wow yeah sit on it so um anyway yeah i don't know. Fake butts are, why did we start talking about fake butts? Uh, why did we talk about fake butts? Oh, we were talking about, um, fake chins. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I only think that fake, like, like, oh, and nose job is fine. You know?

Anything that doesn't gross me out is fine. I mean, you know, but what grosses you out? No, this is what I'm saying. It's not the same for everybody and that's not fair, but it's true.es you out? No, this is what I'm going to say, though. Okay, okay, okay. It's not the same for everybody. And that's not fair. Oh, interesting. But it's true. It's not? No. Sometimes people just get a thing done, and I'm like, you shouldn't have done that.

That's gross. Some people get the exact same thing done, and I'm like, eh. What? But that's only because... What? I don't know what you're saying. That doesn't make any sense. I don't know what to tell you.

You need to revisit that. But you need to revisit that, honestly. Okay. Well, maybe I will one day. Yeah. In any case. Nose job's okay. Lip fillers are okay. No, no, no, no, no. If it's not big. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, maybe I will one day. Yeah. In any case. Nose job's okay. Lip fillers are okay.

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No lips. Lips like butts gross me out. Hey, Chris and Matt. I'm a big fan of the podcast. I'm having a really tough time in Toronto in college. And so watching the podcast every Sunday always brings me joy and distracts me from my issues. My question today is kind of on behalf of my friend.

So I'll try and leave out information for her sake. Her name is Michelle. She goes to school in the south in one of the southern states. for her sake. Her name is Michelle. She goes to school in the South in one of the Southern states and she basically

needs advice on what should she include in a text to end things with a guy. So a little bit of backstory is they met on Tinder. This guy's 40

and she's 20. Oh, wow. They've gone on a bunch of dates. He spent a bunch of money on her. She feels really guilty but they recently

had like a getaway weekend where um he bought this expensive hotel they had sex um she feels really guilty and awful about it she doesn't want to be doing that she feels guilty for hooking up with people she's kind of like that meme i've never done anything like this before like she's just she's meek and innocent and she feels really guilty has been having panic attacks about it has a lot of anxiety um has been withholding it from her therapist because of how guilty and shameful she feels so basically it's like this dissonance either she needs to change her behavior or her attitudes and she's not going to change her attitudes around sex and the world and so she needs to change her

behavior basically she needs to end things with this guy this guy because she's in a state where the gun laws are kind of loose uh she's strapped and she's genuinely worried she's anxiety and a bunch of other issues she's genuinely worried he will come find her and kill her or shoot her if um she rejects him so any advice on what she should include in a text to be as respectful as possible would be great love you guys she's wait this that was a crazy u-turn she's too worried about things she what my my that was my second thought after the initial like holy shit this guy that was my first thought what was your first thought my first thought was holy shit and my second thought was like wait this she seems to be overreacting to the initial part maybe she's yeah exactly okay so i thought the same thing yeah but like let's just say yeah right because what if she's right there are men right yeah take it terribly yeah and even if they don't actually do anything violent

they lord over with the power of like threats yeah physical violence yeah i mean jump in a river dude but uh i don't i i don't here's what i think i don't think your level of respect in text is going to make a difference if a guy's gonna shoot you great point right. Right? Great point. How do I text my way out of this gunshot to the head? So what I think, well, I think it does make sense to not be like, fuck you, bye, you're a loser with a small dick.

That might make him inclined to shoot you more. I mean, I can't believe I'm even saying this. But like, just do it and be forward about it and be appreciative of your time with him thankful but you know gratefully or respectfully say you're not really feeling it you know but don't here's what i would also say though don't include the part about how you feel guilty yeah don't let on that he has like a hook to pull you back in by to be like but i got you all this stuff good idea don't do that good just keep it vague and just but be direct yeah like look i i you know we have

a good time but it's not really for me i'm not really feeling it yeah it's it's nothing to do with anything it's just like it's i don't feel it in my heart so like i had a good time thank you for everything but like i i think i'm gonna uh part ways leave it at that and again do not i'm sorry but you have to you have to not let on to the fact that you feel guilty about this well that's important he's gonna shoot you he's gonna shoot you i don't know but you say and then you end it with please don't shoot dude i look i know this is gonna be weird please don't shoot me but i know you have guns but it would be awesome if you didn't shoot me. So, no, I don't.

You're worried about the one thing and the other thing. You're worried too much. You're worried about things that are probably not going to happen. And what are you going to do? So the opposite is stay with him forever? Well, that's why you have to do it and you have to do it now. Yeah, do it now and then don't do don't don't be uh what do you call it uh antagonistic just yeah hey dude not people break up all the time they

don't get shot right but i look here's just because you have a gun everyone in america has a gun right but again i'm trying to yeah no no i know that the doubt to the person who's saying look we don't know that guy maybe he's's even made comments to the fact that like, yeah, I know, right? I know, I know. So like, if that's the case, that's a little different. But also, if you have no reason to think that except for he owns a gun. Also, here's something else that I'm supposing. She's in Canada.

So, and the other person her friend is in the south in america yeah yeah she her friend might be from canada and and people not from america think all americans are fucking crazy with guns and have these guns and will shoot people if that's the case you can relax you can probably yeah to be safe relaxing a little bit if so far be safe relaxing you can be safe relaxing but if you're if you're if you're american and think that you might know that's kind of weird yeah or if you're from the south i thought she i mean i don't want to replay but i thought she said that she was from the south and if that's the case she probably has known guys who own guns before

right and i doubt she's running around thinking every guy that owns a gun is a shooter. Yeah, true. But somebody who feels so guilty about going on a trip with someone and having experiences with them, where they've given you panic attacks, is a sign that you're not on the level. Right. But I think that also that could literally be creating this weird complex where it's like, I deserve punishment and if that guy agrees and he's got a gun like that then you're just you're creating your own in the beans yeah you don't need to do that you're deep in the beans i have no idea what that means but you don't need no you're deep deep in the beans what i heard you what is deep in the beans there's seven layer dip

and the beans are the last part so you're fucking fucking well in. Oh, dude, I love seven-layer dip. A lot of people sit at the sour cream. I'm hungry. Guacamole. I never sit at the guacamole. I'm hungry. I'm deep, deep, deep down in the beans. In general?

I'm pretty much touching the Pyrex, yeah. The Pyrex? Uh-huh. Okay. So anyway. Okay. That's very interesting, man. Let's do the next one.

But yeah, probably not going to shoot you, but you have to act like, A, you don't think you're going to get shot, of course, and B, that that you're not guilty at all that it's just one of those things that you don't want to date anymore bing bong thank you okay okay all right what's up man chris uh i just want to make a comment about the gentleman who uh talked about rotten tomatoes and how he judges his movies off of that. I kind of do the same thing, honestly. Matt was so against it, dude. He's like, fuck Rotten Tomatoes. Watch whatever fucking movie you want to watch, dude.

Excuse my French. I agree with that, dude. I think Rotten Tomatoes has their shit together. They have a political agenda sometimes. No, bro. But most of the time no their shit is on point no after earth 12 sucked well it was bad central intelligence with the rock 71 not a bad movie probably deserved a 71 uh captain america winter soldier no uh 96

does not fuck yeah dude no it definitely deserved that you're deleted love you you know what guys this guy's talking like a guy who would own that lamp that he has in the background i hate those kinds of well i didn't see the lamp the fucking lamp that goes up like it's blooming dude if you have a lamp that goes up you know that and it's not 94 just get get rid of yourself dude here's the deal get rid of yourself. Dude, here's the deal. Get rid of yourself and the land. No. Hey, dude, you know what I want to stop hearing

is how good Captain America Winter fucking Soldier is. Just with the Marvel movies. No, no, no. I'm sorry. Fine. But that movie's not that good. Okay? People,

I remember people compared it to like, like film, like nerds compared to like classic 70s spy thrillers. We'll catch you later. And then I watched it and I was like, dude, they're just like, he's just like using his shield to like bump people like 300 yards.

It's like, what are you guys talking about? I had a robot arm, you know? Yeah, what are you all talking about, you children? Me on a train like this. Dude, these people are children. See you guys later. That guy was eight years old. I think that Rotten Tomatoes is bad at percentages.

It's bad. Well, critics are, it's stupid to listen to critics, number one. So take that and put it, like that's not specific to Rotten Tomatoes. Put it in your pipe and smoke it. Put one so take that and put it like that's not specific and then there's there's there's people who vote the people who vote uh-huh that's bad too okay yeah because dude everyone's not a critic number one so you're only voting on the movies that you love or hate. Right. You're not watching fucking Mickey Blue Eyes and going and being like, yeah, that was a six.

You're going and you think, you know what? I fucking hate that movie this. I'm going to go on Rotten Tomatoes and fucking talk about how that's a one. Or, man, you know what? You know what? I'm all for Asians. I'm going to go to Shing Lu and the Ten Rings and fucking make a tent. Not what it's called,

but yeah. But that movie sucked. Dick. I didn't see it. Yeah, well. I mean, I haven't seen a new Marvel movie in forever. But yeah, I just like...

Rotten Tomatoes is the worst, dude. I just don't get the kind of person that's like, should I watch this movie? Let me check Rotten Tomatoes is the worst, dude. I just don't get the kind of person that's like, should I watch this movie? Let me check Rotten Tomatoes. Dude, what do you give a shit what other people think? I watch... What are you doing? The best way to understand if you're going to want to see a movie

is to watch the trailer. Of course. Period. A hundred percent. A hundred percent. Period. And I... You know, I saw this movie the other way the other day somewhere

quiet and the trailer looked like it was going to be interesting and i saw it and it was interesting i fucking did it yeah and on rotten tomatoes it said it was 91 it didn't deserve to be 91 but it was interesting because i saw the trailer i saw it also the only way movies are gonna get better which is obviously you hear everyone say movies used to be better. They obviously used to be better. That's just true objectively. Pretty soon in 100 years, there's going to be a movie. There won't even be movies in 100 years.

You know what I mean? It's going to be like something else. But the only way that can happen is if people start seeing things that actually reflect what they're interested in, not going on some aggregator and be like, oh, everyone says this is good. I'll check that out. Just watch some trailers and be like oh that one and then after that don't care what anyone says about that movie and carry the torch for it who gives a shit what everyone else

i loved it and then go like this exactly dude i watch beekeeper yeah you mentioned that I don't know what that is Jason Statham no yeah I mean that's all I know okay is it big or some shit

well yeah it's really big Jason Statham movie's big well all Jason Statham movies are big what are you

talking about they're in a certain like niche they are no they're huge I don't understand what you're asking yeah

like what's the last big worldwide Beekeeper okay but obviously Fast and Furious he's in the hobson show okay yeah of course uh but i mean like just jason statham he's in like parker and i saw that and it was like exactly oh this is jason statham movie parker so anyway beekeeper is really bad. Yeah, I know you said that. Why? Yeah. It's just they're trying to make John Wick. Oh, okay.

You know? Well, they made a mistake by calling it beekeeper. Congratulations. He's a beekeeper. Uh-huh. And also, he's in this part of this underground society that helps save the world when laws fail. And they call themselves the beekeepers. And they protect the hive. There's so many analogies themselves the beekeepers and it and they like protect the hive it's like there's so many like analogies oh okay keepers okay bro but he's also a beekeeper

wait wait wait wait wait wait yeah you know you get it wow like why that's so stupid he's also a beekeeper they didn't trust the metaphor, you know? No. Like, he also is good at keeping bees and smoking them out and shit. And he's always like, gotta smoke the bad guys out. Like, just don't actually deal with the bees. That sucks, dude. Did you see it, Anthony? No.

That's crazy, dude. You mentioned John Wick. It would be like if Denzel Washington was also something that could adjust the bass and treble

in the equalizer yeah that's hilarious dude John Wick he's also a candle John Wick you know there's four John Wick movies

now right yeah do you know how long the fourth John Wick movie is no it's three hours wow the nerve bro You know there's four John Wick movies now, right? Yeah. Do you know how long the fourth John Wick movie is? No. It's three hours. Wow, the nerve, bro.

Dude, what is happening? Wow, the nerve. The audacity, dude. Let me tell you something right now. Let me tell you something right now. If you do a trilogy, great. Okay? Hour and a half, two hours, each movie, great.

You make a fourth one, that shit should be 30 minutes wrap it up you you got it people love wrap it up that they should call it they should literally call it uh john wick denuma like that should just be what it is it's done you're done already three hours three hours dude hours, dude. A three-hour tour. Yeah. That's John Wick 4. Dude, John Wick 4 is three hours? Dude, like it's Killers of the Flowers, Moons, or some shit. Like it's Godfather 2.

Dude, Jeremy Irons is in the beekeeper, you know? Is he? Yeah. Wow. Josh Hutcherson is in it. He is? The worst part about the beekeeper are the are the is whoever did the costumes dude that cast okay the costumes that they do they put jason stidham in a hat the first

oh it's a david ayer movie yeah did he write it too i don't know he directed it it's a it's huge though it's. Because everybody Chinese is watching it, you know? Oh, interesting. Look at Stath, dude. Look at the hat he's wearing. The hat. Yeah. So funny. Fights everyone.

Hat never falls off. Look at him. How much is he 5'2"? He's so cool. How much is he 5'2", though? Yeah, I love Jason Statham. Yeah, he's so cool. Don't get me wrong.

But he's 5'2". There's no doubt about it. Well, he's not 5'2", but... He's 5'1". He's not. He's literally 4'8". He's 5... He's 5'6". He's 3'6".

All right, guys. All right. We're doing. All right. All right. Anyway. Let's do another one. Okay.

Getting into Lifeline luxury territory here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. True. Hey, Chris. Hey, Matt. Mysterious. Long-time listener here. Not as long as my brother.

Shout out, Ryan. What's up, Ryan? I'm sorry to do this to you because I know you guys hate submissions over and over about the same thing, but I got to call you guys out. I think you two are part of the small wiener gang. The reason I'm saying that is because this whole peeing through the

zipper thing, I got to be honest, I do the same thing. I just pulled the zipper down, but you guys are making it seem like you guys got to go digging in there for 12 hours just to find what you're looking for. I just got to be honest. I'm calling you out right now. I think you two are part of the small wiener crew and you just don't want to hit it. It rubs up against the zipper because it's so largesimo.

Why would I want my largesimo crank? Battalion. Speaking of Jason Statham, my largesimo crank to be rubbing up against the zipper. It's too largesimo. The largesse of the largesimo crank to be rubbing up against the zipper it's too largesimo the largesse of the largesimo i don't know rubbing up against the size of the zipper it's not good it's cold it feels bad and i don't want to rip the worst open mic the worst fucking draft one of uh who's uh i mean dude jesus christ the small wiener gang because they don't who's the fucking hey hey who's that uh comedian andrew dice clay first drive oh wow how could you not think of his name ginkgo biloba i need it you need to ginkgo biloba another guy um yeah no uh i don't know what he's

saying and i don't know what you're saying what what is he saying i what i'm saying he thinks we have small penises because of because of what i think what he's saying is we're in the small wiener gang because we're like digging around to find our what he said was we're digging around to find our dicks when we go to p i think what he was i think what he was saying was we were oh we were overcompensating we're acting like we gotta we gotta go in and get it because it's so big oh that's what i thought he was saying was we were overcompensating. We were acting like we got to go in and get it because it's so big. Oh. That's what I thought he was saying.

But I don't understand. Okay. Well, here's the deal. See how fucking confused we are? We don't even know what you meant. Yeah. True. Good point.

Very good point. But yeah. Anyway. No. If you have a small wiener, it makes more sense to just pull it out of the zipper because it's not going to touch anything and it's not gonna matter yeah that's what i would think yeah but you know what i don't know yeah me neither man it's all a mystery to us my shit goes you know well past my balls my my balls are big

the the tip of my penis no literally drags on the ground when I don't have underwear on. You know what, dude? And I need to walk in a certain way so that it doesn't get dirty. You've seen the tip of my penis, right? Like you've seen it? Yeah. Let me go get it for you. So dumb, dude.

Wow. Yeah. Anyway, cool, man. Nice try. But how about a big fat on that one? Okay. I'm going to hang a little around your neck hang hang a little i'm gonna drop a little around your little fucking cute little neck you got there okay

so disrespectful yeah no i i you know i don't even get why someone would pee that way my shit is crazy why would you pee i mean we've already talked about this i'm not gonna get into it again but i know it's absolutely mental My shit is crazy That you would Undo your fly Keep your little button buttoned Undo your fly And just like

I don't even Pull it out of the What are you doing? I don't even trim my pubes It's unfair Unfair to who? Because when I trim my pubes It's like showing off

Right? So stupid I try to get them as long as possible Okay man So people don't think that I'm showing off That word pubes it's like showing off right i try to get them as long as possible okay so people don't think that i'm showing off that word pubes dude pubic just it's always bothered all right well i i get that but what i'm saying is someone when i'm showing off to kristen someone someone sweetie when i was in fifth grade used to always say you would go around all the kids and say do you have do you have pubes yet do you have pubes yet do you have pubes yet? Do you have pubes yet? Do you have pubes yet? And ever since then, it always,

no, but that person's in this room. Okay, well, we know who it is. You want to guess who it is? I already know because we didn't know one of them. Right. We didn't know one of them, the people in this room.

You weren't in fifth grade with me. That only leaves one who I was in fifth grade with. So I'm not going to name any names. I want to. But somebody in this room was the one that said, asked every boy if he had pubes yet. No, I'm not going to name any names. I want to... But somebody in this room was the one that said, asked every boy if he had pubes yet.

Hey, hey. No, I did not. Yes, he did. There we go. How do you know it's you? How do you even know it's you? Wow. The only one that was around in fifth grade.

Hey, hey. You got pubes yet? That was him. In class? That's exactly what he... I did not. There's no way I did that. To who?

Every boy, dude. All of our friends. This is slander. It is slander, but it's true. Does slander imply that it's a lie? Yeah. Okay, then it's not slander. It is slander, but it's true.

Yeah, dude. Well, anyway, I have pubes. Nice, bro. I don't cut them because I can't. Okay, man. Stop saying that part. All right, another one. So, anyway.

Another one. Hey, guys. So, there's this person. Crying. That I really think is really cool I want to be good friends with him So earnest I just don't know how to approach this subject

This guy's great He's really cool He's absolutely creaming with style He wears good beanies and dangly cross earrings And he's got good hair and a nice beard And he's got a podcast Creaming with style. Creaming.

This guy's a good actor. How do you become friends with a guy like that, Matt? He is a good actor. You really thought he was crying, dude. Well, I don't think he was trying to cry. I think it's just his eyes. Well, that's him acting. That's why he's a good actor.

Creaming with style, dude? I'm creaming, dude, that's just his eyes. Well, that's him acting. Creaming with style, dude? I'm creaming. Dude, that's the episode title for sure. Creaming with style. Well, you're my friend, dude. Oh, yeah. Oh, here comes my style. That's not what he meant, dude.

I'm just saying, dude. You can do that. But yeah, dude. I don't know what to tell you, man. You're already my friend. I'm about to style on you. Oh! You already pulled it off.

You're a great actor. You're a funny guy. And you're my friend. So he was talking specifically about you? Oh, so mad, dude. I'm just saying. No, I get it. I get what he was doing.

However, maybe he actually had a question, which was how do you become friends with somebody that you actually want to become friends with? Because maybe he's actually talking about someone in his real life. That would be amazing. But the answer would be I have no idea because that person is their own person and i've never met them i know what the answer is people who are like that are not all the same i know what the answer okay what's the answer be around that person but not too close and just be like super kind of chill be chill dude

eagerness here's what i don't like when people are so trying not to be eager that they end up being like standoffish yeah don't just don't here's all you have to do so don't be eager and don't be standoffish i so want to meet somebody that i've never met them right i'm so eager to meet them but what i will do is pretend like i'm not i won't even be in the same room with them the older i get the more i really really don't like the play it cool like approach in life yeah go do the thing don't be like a desperate moron that nobody wants to be around sure i'll be friends but right yeah be go get the thing but be chill about it i was i was uh working out yet yesterday, and I never do bench press, you know?

I didn't know that. You wouldn't. Right. But you said you know, so I'm answering you. No, but you wouldn't because look at my chest. Right? Yeah. So I'm going to do bench press because I never do it.

There's two dudes on the bench press. And I say, are you using that? Because I wasn't sure. And he's like, yeah, but jump in with us. So I go, all right. Three dudes using a bench press? Yeah. How does that happen?

What? How do three guys use a bench press? Well, you take turns. Oh, okay. No, you don't fucking, you know. Oh, I didn't know. One guy stands on the bar. And so.

Whoa. And so. you know i didn't know one guy stands on the bar and so and so um and then uh i did that and i was like this is cool you know what i'm saying like this is actually cool these guys are cool i'm doing it maybe i would like to be these guys' friends. Yeah, okay, yeah. But I go like this. You know what? Maybe not, though. Right? Even though I think I do, I don't know these guys.

What if I don't? Yeah, of course. So I'm playing it cool. And guess what? They reveal themselves to be? Those guys probably want to be my friends. Oh, whoa. That was a twist I didn't expect.

Yep. Because of the way you were acting? How chill I was, man. Oh, okay. You're teaching them a lesson. Yeah, yeah, yeah. a twist I didn't expect. Yep. Because of the way you were acting. How chill I was, man. Oh, okay. You're teaching him a lesson. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm letting him know. And I also was pretty impressed with how much I bench press,

even though I don't normally bench press. See, this is where I thought the story was going. And now I'm pissed. And now I can do two plates on each side, and I don't even really do it that much, but I can do that. Now the pissedness has matched the expectation of what the pissedness was going to be. 225 is the weight that people will celebrate, that men will celebrate if they can get to 225.

Bench press, I can do that. Next one. Hey, Chris and Matt. So what I want to ask you guys is kind of annoying. It's a grammar question. So I grew up in Southern California. I grew up in an area that was like predominantly Hispanic

and when I was younger I noticed that a lot of people used the word seen instead of saw. So let's say I seen that movie and grammatically the word is saw and I've never corrected anybody because that's really annoying. Nobody likes like a grammar Nazi.

But I just wondered if that's something that you've noticed in like Southern California. Is that something that you ever heard like in New Jersey? It's kind of a Mexican thing. Does it bother you? Because for some reason it bothers the hell out of me that like so many people vastly use the word seen. And I always thought it was like in english second language type of thing and then i had a white boyfriend who grew up in tennessee and he did it oh and i just wonder like he's like what are your thoughts on that why did you say

that there's something in our brain that makes us think of the word scene instead of saw no i know anyways thank you love you guys answer a yes it bothers me as well not answer b it that i think in their minds they're abbreviating i've seen they're not replacing saw they're thinking it's an abbreviated way of saying i've seen it you think about stuff kind of in a different way you know gonna break my neck no i i think it's good i i'm not i'm not dissing you yeah i have a very interesting brain and the way it works yeah very very and that's no knock on my brain but i'm just no no no no knock on anybody's brain just got a real interesting one okay uh no but yeah that that kind of thing bothers me i don't

think that what that makes me think of is the scene in Half-Baked where the guy stands up when Bob Saget says, I've sucked dick for crack. And who even is the actor? Is it, that stands up and says, I've seen it!

Paul Giamatti. So that's, I have a happy, rosy memory of the scene thing. But there are things like that that people say and that are grammatic errors that drive me

fucking nuts yeah that's not one of them that's not one of them for me though but i totally get what you're saying but i do think with that one people saying i've seen anyone who is to their race uses the word seen instead of saw like too white i seen it to their mexican i seen it. Two Mexican. I seen it. What is two, though? Too much. Oh, like overly? Yeah. Oh. If you're more chill about your race and not hardcore your race, you don't probably say seen. Say I saw.

It's definitely an American South thing, for sure. I don't think I even knew that it was like a Latino thing. In Southern California, it is. But in Tennessee, it's a rural white thing. I seen it. Right. I'm saying that I knew. There we go. it okay great we figured it out next one got out of that one what's up guys my name is britney hi britney i've submitted a ton of videos um and

you've given me a lot of really good advice but i just wanted to update you on a piece of advice that you gave me about befriending my neighbor. Yeah. So we went out for a drink and a bite to eat. But she got really, really, really drunk and trauma dumped. A lot of personal things. Like very, very personal. And then her husband came. They were screaming at each other.

And then in private, she pulls me to the side and is like crying. And she's like, he hits me. And he cheats on me. And I'm like, I barely know you. Oh, no. That's a bad deal. So now every time I... She just knocked on the door.

What? Come on. I mean, a horror movie movie that's the first part of a horror movie that's the poster yeah dude neighbor it's called neighbor i seen it um i don't i i just there was nothing she even asked just say you were so drunk you don't, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, and needs somebody in her life that isn't just brand new. But also he hits me, has me a little bit like you might be inclined to do something with that information. Yeah. Not like go directly to the police, but you might.

Again, it's so dependent on how the situation actually played out. But maybe bring that up with her again. Yeah, yeah. I would bring it up for sure. Again, it's so dependent on how the situation actually played out. But maybe bring that up with her again. Yeah, yeah. I would bring it up for sure. You mentioned your husband is abusive. I'm not trying to get in your business, but I am trying to be a friend. Is that something you feel like talking about? Right, right, right.

You did say it when you were blackout drunk. So you kind of have... It's kind of... Unfortunately, that trauma dump is now like the onus is on you to kind of bring it up with her and non-drunken in a non-drunken moment and if she's like no no give her give her room to explain or whatever who knows what she's gonna say but like that's crazy intense you don't want to pretend that part didn't happen uh yeah so that sucks but but i wonder what if it was the husband knocking just like well how does she know it was the neighbor knocking on her door is what i don't know i'm scared what if she's dead let us know if

you died yeah call back uh yeah i don't trauma dumping is crazy man i i i don't do that i don't think i've ever done that i've never done that i've never done that i mean i i've never done that well trauma dump is when it's unwarranted right i i don't know i guess that's i don't know what i think of it yeah like i've talked about my stuff with people so that's no trauma dumping is like unloading it when it's not yeah like. Yeah, at like a fucking BJ's. Right. Yeah, if you're like in an AA movie. I'm just trying to eat my pizookie.

I don't think that counts as trauma dumping. You ever had a pizookie? What? Man. The dessert at BJ's. I don't know what you're even saying. BJ's is a restaurant and they have the pizookie. Buzookie?

Pizookie. Pizookie. Pull it up. You're going to pull the wrong thing 30 times. Oh there it is. Ice cream with a big, big cookie in a pan and an ice cream. Oh that looks so good. It's fucking, and I don't do this a lot,

but it's fucking sick. Look at that dude, it's in a pan. Look at that and it's fucking sick. It's a pazooki, not a pazooki. It is? No, a pazooki. No, cause it's cookie, it's not pazooki. Oh. Pazooki. Pazooki. Oh pizza cookie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. not a pizookie it is no pizookie no because it's cookie it's not pizookie oh pizookie pizookie oh

pizza cookie yeah yeah yeah oh no i don't like it pizookie it's more pizookie pizookie pizza it's pizookie it's pizookie a baseball player in the 90s pizookie steps up to the plate wow that's so true a 319 average having a very good year. Yeah, he's having a good year. And he is... How dumb is it? With his third season on the Reds... That this made me hungry.

Pete Zuckey, swing and a miss. Pete Zuckey, a native to the farm team in Michigan. Wow. Swing and a miss strike, too. He sucks, dude. Pete Zucchi, slugging percentage, 400. Not bad for a small. Not good.

Not good for a 319 hitter. Not bad for it. Now he gets a lot of singles. Okay. Not bad for a man who hails from michigan ball one oh man i thought he was gonna make it out okay no the bat's still going shit you know all right should we do another one it takes a very talented baseball it takes a very talented ball player to keep chipping away at these foul balls wow it's been nine foul balls here for pete

zucky the foul ball king they call him because he always gets pieces right there there's another one high and away and took a little chop at that and uh 10 foul balls in a row for Ten foul balls in a row for Pete Zuckey. Okay. Pete Zuckey is made of dough, chocolate, and vanilla ice cream. His bed is a pan. And he is the foul ball king. And that is 11 foul balls in a row. Pete Zuckey is so tasty. When he gets a blow job,

women get fatter because of the sugar. Wow. And another foul ball. You can order Pete Zucchi at BJ's in Burbank or any other BJ's foul ball 13 in a row. Hailing from Michigan.

Just let me know whenever you're done. Yeah. I don't want to step on it. You can have Pete Zucchi with chocolate sauce on him. Dude, chocolate sauce. Yeah. I hate that, dude. It's chocolate syrup.

Don't fuck around. Chocolate syrup on Peteete zucky some people think chocolate syrup pairs well with pete zucky yelling absolutely yelling chipped chipped down the line and it's just foul 14 foul balls in a row the foul ball king, Pete Zuckey, hailing from Michigan on his third season with the Reds. And that's 15 now. So anyway. I once saw Alex Cora foul off 17 pitches and then hit a home run. And he had like two home runs all season.

Takes a really talented ball player. It was crazy, dude. It was crazy. Takes a really talented ball player to keep chipping away. And long and fly ball and it's foul. Dude. Pete Zucchi

became the manager of the Reds in 2002 after retiring from a hamstring concussion. Wow. Put chocolate sauce all over, and it's a lot better now. Rubbed a bunch of chocolate sauce on his Achilles tendon, and he's all good.

And he's still getting foul balls, even though he's the manager. It's the wildest thing. Wow, you know. He's- Dude, oh dude, do you remember when we saw- Then Pete Zucchi. We were watching a Mets game, Tim McCarver was announcing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he kept talking to Lugie? Yup, yup. I do. Dude. Why did that happen? Okay, I don't, I think about this plenty, and I have yet to even come up with...

Should we talk about another one? This on Lifeline Luxury? Yeah, we should. Okay, and then let's do another one. Okay, we'll do one more. And then we'll do Lifeline Luxury. Sign up for Lifeline Luxury. You're going to want to see this one.

Patreon.com. Hey, Matt. Hey, Chris. Long time fan of the show. Chris, I'll see you in Vancouver. Get your tickets at chrisalea.com. It's already done at this point. If it's not already sold out. So Canadian. I want's already done at this point if it's not already sold out so canadian i want you guys to input on that already

when you're driving with a passenger it could be a friend a parent whoever and they start messing with the dials and the heat and the music don't do that don't do that yeah it's my area as the pilot of this vehicle i get to decide the climate and if you don't like it here get up or walk we like him i'm giving you the common courtesy of giving you a ride somewhere deal with how i like it in my vehicle and you know what i'll take it a step further if you touch it it's yours you have to buy the car for me oh whoops yeah it's yours now i like that guy you touched it you messed with it it's yours now. It's out of my hands. I like that guy. You touched it. You messed with it.

It's yours. Oh, shit, dude. What do you guys think? 30 grand. Yeah. I think that the last part is a bit much, but I completely agree that you don't just touch another man's car because you're like a little warm or something. I mean, it's not that big of a deal.

No, but you say, hey, can I turn this down? You do. You do. You do. Hey, can you turn the music down? can I turn this down? You do, you do, you do. Hey, can you turn the music down? Can I turn the music down? Like,

you ask. You don't just start commandeering the- I actually, I'm realizing I've done that now. Maybe I shouldn't do that. You never touch a black man's radio. I mean, you know.

A black man's radio? Is that from some- It's from Rush Hour. Yes, it's from Rush Hour. Oh. You knew that, Chris?

Yeah. Oh, calling out. He wanted to stump me so bad still upset that i stumped him on a movie thing a long time ago you know yeah yeah so you do that chris okay well yeah in our 20s and um so yeah but no uh the yeah i i i guess actually you shouldn't do that so okay hold on definitely shouldn't do that okay i realize i've only done. I've only done it when someone has been hired to drive me. Oh, well, that's different.

That's completely different. Okay. Okay. Yeah. No, no, no. Okay. Then it's your car, basically. Right.

You control the environment. You're paying for the ride. Yeah. You're literally, you are paying to do that. But I would do it in your car. And I'd kick your fucking ass. But do you think it's different? If like, you know, Matt, turn the fucking shit.

You wouldn't just do it though. You'd say, Matt, this is too hot in here. And then you would do it. No, I would do it. You wouldn't just do it. You wouldn't just, you wouldn't just do it. I'm Chris. You don't know me.

I would do it. I would do it. Yeah. I don't think you would do it in my car. No, because I have respect for people. It's not respect. It's not respect, man. You can do it to my car.

I know, but I don't want to. Between brothers, it's not really respect. So you're saying it's different for family? Yeah, I would say it's different for man you can do it to my car I know but I don't want to because I respect you between brothers it's not really respect so you're saying it's different for family yeah I would say it's different for close brothers yeah

okay okay it's different for family but everyone else if they're not family they can't touch your shit they owe you 30 grand if they touch your yeah exactly

all right cool well this has been episode 96 and boy was it a good one and go on over to patreon.com last night in luxury because I do want to

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