Lifeline - 99. Battle It Out With The Weirdness

Episode Date: March 3, 2024

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Let's go seize the night. That's the powerful backing of american express visit amex.ca slash y amex benefits vary by card other conditions apply It's sad Richard Lewis died And it's also weird because I was just Thinking about him like a few days ago And I was thinking I wonder how long he's gonna live You killed him

That's Yeah man I saw him at a We used Me and dad used to go to Dodger games all the time He used to go all the time too We used to see him all the time. And I'll tell you what, that guy's looked bad for a minute.

Like he looked, not like he looked bad, like he wasn't aesthetically appealing. I'm talking about he looked ill. Yeah, he didn't look- Sallow, something was up. Yeah, but I thought maybe he just looked- Because like the smoking and everything?

Yeah, I didn't think it was- I think he was sober and didn't, like I think he was good later in life. He just looked sick. He was so funny though. Yeah. I think he was sober and didn't, like, I think he was good later in life. He just looked sick. He was so funny, though. Yeah. Like, such a true, unique talent. He was Richard Lewis.

Yeah, he really, really, really was. Rest in peace, dude. Yeah. Big fans. Rest in peace. Yeah, yeah, always been a fan of him ever since I was a kid. He was so funny.

Go look at his old stand-up. For sure, yeah. God, he was funny. His whole vibe, the thing. I really liked him. The persona he had on stage with the big jacket, the black, thatup. For sure, yeah. God, he was funny. His whole vibe, the thing. I really liked him. The persona he had on stage with the big jacket, the black. That was him in life, too. Anywhere in the world, that was what he wore.

That wasn't really a persona. That's who he was. He's just a true comedian, just funny already before he even starts talking. It's sad. But rest in peace yeah dude great life great talent thanks for everything Richard Lewis yeah

but you know what it's episode 99 and guess what it's Sunday March 3rd and guess what else not only this part's not a big deal took a shower today great right not that big of a deal washed my hair big deal so we're to have a great episode. Do you want to talk about, before we even get into that stuff,

do you want to talk about how I feel about you taking a shower and washing your hair or no? If you want to. I know sometimes you don't like to talk about that stuff. No, it's fine. I mean, I brought it up. Whatever you got to say, go ahead. Okay, I'm going to tell you something, and I want you to know that I truly mean it. Uh-oh.

No, it's good. Oh, okay. You look fantastic. Yeah, I feel fantastic too. Yeah. that I truly mean it. Uh-oh. No, it's good. Oh, okay. You look fantastic. Yeah, I feel fantastic too. Yeah. So I don't know, maybe I'll do one more. You look better than you've looked

in a very, very long time. Okay, see now it was good. Now you're teetering into saying basically I've looked ugly for the last many, many times. I did not say you looked ugly. I know, no, you didn't say that. And you did not look ugly. Okay, cool.

Well, thank you. I feel better. Thank you for saying I look better. Everyone agrees. You guys all agree I look better. Thank you very much for saying that under your breath to yourself. Trump, Trump, cool. Well, thank you. I feel better. Thank you for saying I look better. Everyone agrees. You guys all agree I look better. Thank you very much for saying that under your breath to yourself. So why don't you take showers?

No, I take showers. Sorry, sorry. You take showers daily. I know that. But why don't you wash your hair more, I guess? Dude, honestly, I'll be real. I don't like to. Oh, there you go.

And it's very simple. That's good enough. Yeah. I just don't like to do it. That's good enough. I used to get my hair cut by this guy who would say, he would say, you know, you shouldn't wash your hair, period. That is, honestly, I've been told that as well by people who like, same thing. But like, and that's what I've always said.

Like, it's because it's better. But in all reality, even if it wasn't better, I probably still wouldn't wash my hair. Like, I just don't like to do it. So every once in a while, someone will comment, wash your hair, Matt. Guess what? Don't like when you say that. Not going to listen to you when you say that. Yeah, no, that's for sure.

Because you're a delia. But people say to me all the time, you need to take a shower and wash your hair. Take a shower? You're the cleanest person I know. I know. People think I look like i'm greasy and i i i am for sure the cleanest person you know that's borderline racist they say that because you're italian italians are naturally oily and guess what everybody who says that to

one of us you're racist yeah i am fuck i am i when you see me i'm showered oh yeah i take at least one a day i'll skip a day every once in a while you never do no never do and i wash my hair every few you know few days uh yeah well there you have it and you know what it's still episode 99 and guess what get over to the patreon that's where it's on and pop in patreon.com lifeline luxury it's just us no submissions talking about great stuff family stuff cool stuff slick, raw stuff. It's honestly getting better and better and better. People are loving it.

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subscribe to that that would mean a lot to me and i love you uh and yeah you got a question for matt you go to mattalia.com if you want to get a question for us oh yeah then you go to watch the lifeline.com or leave us a message onto the hotline and the lifeline merch is lifelinemerch.com so let's get into it so what else oh well the worst the worst the worst you know i don't know man you know what i'm saying? I'm just- I went to, I got coffee. I'm wearing shorts. The worst conversationalists of all time. I got coffee.

I'm wearing shorts. Yeah, dude. But I don't usually wear shorts. I'm wearing shorts. And guess what? It was a mistake because it's kind of cold out. You always wear shorts. I do?

Yes. Now. What? Now it's a new development, I'm saying. For a while. It's only been true for like five, four, five months. Okay, yeah. So, you know, cut me some slack, man.

That's kind of, you can say always. I mean, I guess you could say it's a new thing. It's a pretty new development. I literally, well, hold on. I went for like a dozen years or more. Yeah. Every single day wearing long pants corduroys only. Okay, so it's new.

Which is weird that you wouldn't wear jeans. Bro, you still don't wear jeans no no i haven't worn a pair of jeans in over 15 years that is so so weird i don't like the way my legs feel in them dude find me a pair that is like nice and soft for the legs and i'll wear those jeans but the jeans denim i love denim but i need something under the denim because i don't like the way denim feels on my skin. I get it. I wear a denim shirt, denim jacket all the time.

It's definitely not sweat. It's definitely not corduroy. Sweats are so good, dude. But these are soft. I've had these for years. Trying to get me to touch your legs. It's over here in this area. But yeah, and, you know,

I just, I got coffee and when I got coffee, she said, what would you like? And I said, four shots over ice. And she said,

okay. And she said, Chris? And I said, yeah. And she said, that's what I thought. And it wasn't because

she knew who I was as a famous person. She knew who I was because I go there. And I like that. And I really like that. Both being Garth Brooks. Now listen.

And that's very interesting to me. Why do you like that? Because I like that I have a spot that I go to. I want to go where everybody knows your name. Was that good? No, it wasn't good. Was it better than I used to do it? No.

Okay. He's honest. He's honest. I will be honest about that with your singing. You're, I think you're the worst singer I've ever met in my life. I mean, nobody else thinks that. Everybody thinks I'm a great singer. No, no, no.

It's either you or someone else I know, but I'm not going to expose it. So vague. So vague. I'm not going to expose it. You're only going to bash me up, throw me to the wolves. I got you. Well, you're here. You can handle yourself, you know?

Yeah, I sure can, especially when I'm singing. But it is weird that I can carry a tune and you can't. Like, we're brothers. Yeah, no, I can. All right. He's delusional. He's delusional, folks. But yeah, so I like that I have a spot.

I like that I have a spot. I don't know. I like, I want to have, well, I've always been like that. My spots. I love it. You're the most routine guy. I like a good routine, but I'll break it and then just start a new one and not even remember the previous one. You are the most like, I want to do the thing I want to do every day at the same time the same way every single day i can identify with that though because if i miss like take the gym if i miss three days of the gym yeah going the fourth day is next to impossible and i'm just like i'm gonna just quit but is that why you do it what

the routine based thing i feel like that's not why you have the routines that you... You're so set up in your brain and your life, I feel like, for the routine. Right. But that's not why. You don't stick to the routine because if you don't, you won't continue. No, it's not. Yeah. No. I have my routine and I like it.

But then once I realize, oh, I don't need to do that, which is very rare, I can be like, oh wait, hold on. I can give up. It's like that. How about realizing you're free to give up? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's what I'm saying. It's the best feeling. Like I was thinking about, like, I love to go to,

like if I have a spot on like a Friday or Saturday night, like I go to Laugh Factory like last weekend, I love to go get coffee first. It's like, it's very much pleasure you know foreign so foreign but it's so night is so armenian let's be real russian yeah that's people are always like you get coffee this late at night and i'm like yeah it doesn't affect me dude but anyway you know dude i'll have an espresso and fall right asleep yeah yeah so it's it's it's i don't know people are like literally blown away by it.

Yeah. They go, you know, they're like, what are you doing? Like, because coffee shops close at like four. I hate that shit. I don't like that either. No, dude. Do you want to be open? You know what I'm saying?

You know why they do that though? Because most people are the way you're describing. And they're making the money. And they don't get business. They don't get business. But it's like, dude, that fucking late night coffee, oh my god yeah i'm into it oh my god at a diner in one of those ceramic fucks you know what i do sometimes oh my god dude i mean just waiting it's too hot and just waiting a little bit just smelling it you know what i mean just waiting

while it's there and guess what i'm at the diner just getting a coffee oh my god dude wow what is it fucking 220 you like the ritual 220 at night and it's 220 that's how much cost and i could smell it and it's too hot to sip but i'm waiting oh my god dude wow the way you're talking i can't tell if you're disgusted or if you love it you know it could be could go either way i just love it yeah sometimes the good coffee shops that I like, they close early. Yeah, the good ones close early.

So sometimes I'll order just before they close just so I have it so I can have it late at night. But I like the whole experience of being at the place. Get out of here with that. Just give me the coffee.

I don't want to be there like I'm in this show Friends. Hey guys, welcome to Coffee Talk. Oh, I love being... If there was a place like the place in Friends, like the Central Perk the central perk dude yo i would be there all the time why aren't there coffee shops like that anymore they may try to make people here i have something people don't hang out enough anymore i was reading an article yeah i read he reads

and teenagers but everyone nobody hangs out anymore like the numbers are actually plummeting on people who see well more than one person every week because because of well two things covid and also the internet of course but hey everybody see people see people like people who are half half dolphins have people so dumb you see more people see more butts all right see more people well look um thank you very much uh did that nobody did anything why are you saying elvis and uh thank you very much we have a good time let's get into it okay yeah matt chris love you guys um that cute uh hispanic girl just sent a video in and talking about the using the word scene word scene instead of saw. Oh yeah. And,

uh, there's been a lot of language things that are changing over the past couple of years and it's driving me absolutely nuts. One of them is the word similar. Two things are similar to each other. They are similar. Yeah. It is not similar.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I'm hearing this in like YouTube videos and people's podcasts i've heard just saying the word like that's the fucking word it's like it's like nuclear no dude that's not the word it's similar like what the fuck is going on yeah what is going on well you guys yeah but okay it's the same thing as nuclear it's not the same thing say nuclear say similar these are the words say what the word is it's it's it's not the same as the other scene what is it what was it what are you talking about oh no no he's talking about the previous submission that the guy was referring to made him call in whatever whatever it was i seen it i seen it that's different i know but he's expanding on the idea and that's okay i know no i know but i seen it people know that that's wrong. Maybe. Similar is something an idiot does.

Right, right, right. Okay, so you're making a distinction between some, the first group of people aren't necessarily idiots. Yes. I agree with that. And I don't mean anyone

that says similar is an idiot, but when they're doing that, they're being an idiot. They're being an idiot, yes. Yeah, totally. Because I think smart people do it. Similar is crazy dumb, dude. Similar, nuclear, what is it it people say nuclear when it's obviously

nuclear uh people there's a bunch of things like that george bush used to say he used to say it um uh troubling because he had the nuclear codes but um yeah it's nuclear it's similar don't also here's the thing similar and nuclear are easier to say than the wrong things people make up and say instead no i think nuclear is easier to say that yeah people think that's easier yeah it's harder to say the nuclear maybe nuclear because the c and the l right now they want to put something in between it yes yeah okay yeah yes okay nuclear is not as easy to say as nuclear okay but similar is oh my god i'm losing my mind right now i because like i don't i can't tell what reality is and what reality isn't why nuclear is real okay got it yeah got it okay yeah uh my buddy

said the other day instead of mesmerized he said memorized you have always had the dumbest friends on earth. He also said. Admit it. Oh, I know. Yeah, okay. He also said, instead of rant, he said tyrant. Wait, wait. Like someone goes on a rant.

He's like, yeah, you're going on this whole tyrant. Oh, he meant tirade maybe? Because that's something. Oh, maybe he meant tirade maybe because that's something oh maybe he meant tirade either way tirade gibson dude either way that is so dumb maybe he meant maybe he meant that yeah no i thought he meant rant because rant is in tyrant but yeah you know why you thought that because what he said was really dumb and you could think a lot of things yeah exactly yeah you know it's just me just trying to make sense of it all you know it's just me being me huh yeah just me being. I'm the craziest guy in the world.

Oh, man. Okay, well. I wonder if we could find that clip. Drew Barrymore saying she's the silliest. So when we were really young, we saw on like VH1, which Chris- Was it even VH1? The producer's mom used to call VHS1

when we were kids, which is hilarious. Her? His mom? Yeah, his mom. VHS1? Yeah. Wow.

You're watching too much VHS1. I wasn't allowed to watch yeah mtv or vhs1 crazy man that's strict vhs1 was way tamer than mtvhs1 or vhs1 uh there was a video that chris and i saw that we still talk about we really do drew barrymore who by the way her show her new show is the is the craziest show i've ever seen i've life. I've seen it once. It's hectic, dude. It's terrible. She's so insane, she's entertaining, actually, for real. But back in the day, she said on camera,

I'm like the craziest person you'll ever meet. I think she might have said silly. Silliest? I'm like the silliest person you've ever met. And she's like, oh, yeah. Either way, Chris and I agreed back then that anyone who says that is absolutely not that. Yeah, it was also the first time I maybe felt cringe when I was a kid. Chris and I agreed back then that anyone who says that is absolutely not that. Yeah. It was also the first time kind of I maybe felt cringe when I was a kid.

Well, she's the queen of cringe now. In an actually good way. It's amazing. Really? Okay. How hilarious she is now. It's just terrible. So anyway.

Oh, yeah. No, it is. Yeah. I don't know if it's terrible. So, all right. But it's like so terrible. I want to watch it. You get what I'm saying?

Yeah. I do get what you're saying. I mean, you know I love that shit. Okay, next one. All right, new one. Hey, guys. It's me again, the guy who wants to be friends with Matt. I definitely wasn't crying in the last video, so don't even say that I was.

Oh. I definitely wasn't. Okay. He's a good actor, dude. Look at him. He said quiet? What? He wasn't quiet?

Crying. Oh. Is he crying now? That's what he's doing. He's a good actor. That's what he's doing he's a good actor that's what i'm saying he's acting like he's crying but saying he's not crying sign him up leonardo dicaprio yeah leonardo dicaprio sign that guy up for your next movie can you when's the last time cried uh not that long ago like i think september i mean my therapist the way you're acting want to ask me that question dude the other day you want to ask me that question

sure when's the last time you cried hour ago uh the other day i uh i had so much going on and i realized I was going to have to miss my therapy appointment. So I texted my therapist and I sent this long apologetic text. Oh God. Like explaining why

because I didn't want to be like close to the appointment being like, sorry, can't make it by. Okay. So I gave context. We still have to pay for it,

right? So fuck it. But we usually reschedule. Oh, okay. All right. So she's cool like that. But anyway,

she goes, we don't have appointment today our next appointment is next wednesday how funny is that that's funny in my busy day that i couldn't yeah you had to write this i had to write this whole thing wow anyway so that's what i'll talk about next therapy session yeah that's not um not worth it she should have just wrote back um awkward yeah okay next one back um awkward yeah okay next one hey guys uh what's your take on people trying to get you to sign petitions oh bro or join a group dude join a group we've got a ongoing situation here in colorado springs with multiple groups now because they realize they can get away with it camping out

in front of every grocery store in the city to the point where they've had to put signs out saying, hey, we acknowledge these people are here. We've gotten the complaints, but there's nothing we can do about it. They're legally allowed to be here. Did you talk about homes? I get that they're trying to spread awareness of whatever their cause is, but I don't care what it is. He doesn't care. How would you guys handle it? I have to see these people every day.

I go to the grocery store. They're protesters, I guess. I don't want to be be rude but it's to the point where i have no other choice yeah i just try to ignore them it gets awkward it's the same people over and over multiple times um what do you do what do you say you just ignore them let's hear about it okay he's should we talk about how long it took you to understand what he was saying he was saying petitions and then and i don't know why i got crossed up that he was and join groups trying to get you to understand what he was saying? He was saying petitions and then, and I don't know why I got crossed up that he was- And join groups trying to get you to join the organization, support the organization, sign a petition. I don't know why I changed it to-

Donate money, that kind of stuff. Yeah, of course. Of course he was being obvious and I was being stupid. I'm a stupid person. Wow, wow. I fucking suck. Philip Seymour Hoffman in Boogie Nights. So yeah, it's the most annoying thing in the world.

There's this one CVS that I go to, and always, always, always somebody from the Salvation Army is out front. And always, always, always they try to get my attention, no matter what I'm doing. I've even tested it out. I'll be like totally lying, acting like I'm on the phone in like a really serious dramatic phone call. Oh, wow.

And they'll be like, excuse me, sir. Oh, really? Yeah. it doesn't matter how busy or occupied i seem they will try to interrupt me wow what if you got in a physical fight with somebody and you were punching and shit they're like excuse me excuse me dude i think you're on blows but i wanted to ask you guys a question in between blows so uh the petition thing is weird do they i get the only time they get people is when they feel bad or like, okay, you know. Of course.

But I don't do that. But I am also, like when they're like, are you registered to vote or whatever? I'm just like, what's the right answer for them to leave me alone?

Yes. You know, and then sometimes you're like, I'm already registered and they go, oh, and you're like, fucking pick the right one. But sometimes you're like,

no or whatever it is and they say, then can I talk to you for a second? And then you lose. But I take that anger of how I lost and I flip it in a judo way. And I go, no, thank you. And I put it on them. Okay.

Here's the way to put the kibosh on it, though. Ask, if you don't already know, ask them what organization they're representing. They say it, say, oh, I already support and donate. Thank you. Oh. Or. What's your organization? Oh, really?

Oh, okay. I'm their enemy. I can't. Right, right. That's good too. I actually, I'm with a different organization that is their enemy. Yeah, that's good too.

And then moonwalk into CBS. Also, dude, it's okay. It's okay just to be like, no like no sorry i'm in a rush and just keep going but we live in a society now where when you just do that people just think you're a dick but that's fine we've created that here's i feel guilty after that here's what's okay i feel bad here's the thing it is okay i know for people to think you're a dick when you are not no it is not okay to be a dick but what about young chris what about you i grew up wanting to make everybody feel okay i mean who gives a shit about that guy well young chris is still deeply deeply ingrained into

chris so fucking annoying young chris is still deeply ingrained and has tapes that play over and over again and no matter how hard young chris tries to no matter how hard regular chris tries to shake it or break up those tapes they alas they still remain damn young i'm young i'm so young still what about young what about trying to bring it's tough it's really hard what was that? it is hard man you get so comfortable with the way things are in the first 10 years of your life that you just keep reverting and going

back to that so you keep reverting to the way you were when you were 9 years old? I just took a shit in my pants and only eat mac and cheese. Just be busy and tell them you're busy. You're in a rush. Like, bye, dude.

Not everybody deserves your time. You don't deserve my time. What if you said that? Say that. It doesn't matter what you say. Dude, how about this? I have a good friend who used to... I have a good friend.

His job was to canvas for like shit like this right it was a paid job yeah he wasn't a volunteer okay and you know guys know who that actor james remar is i know the name he's you app anthony we pull him up r-e-m-a-r you're absolutely 100 percent arnold schwarzenegger 100 100%. You absolutely 100% know who James Remar is. See? You absolutely know who that guy is. Oh, yeah. Tons of stuff.

He's even in like Six in the City, The Warriors when he was young. Dexter, I said. Oh, Dexter. 48 Hours, of course. Dexter is the one I said. Okay, relax. Oh, he's the dad in Dexter, right?

Yeah. Okay. James Remar went up to my friend who was trying to get him to either donate or sign something. I don't know. And got so mad at him and said, you don't really believe in this cause. You're just a paid employee.

Isn't that right? Isn't that right? You don't give a shit. You just work for this company. Don't bullshit me. I know the truth. And my friend was like, yeah, this is my job. And he goes, I fucking knew it oh that's

hilarious how funny is that that's so funny like you had some conspiracy theory that he's always believed finally brought it's like yeah no shit it's his job this guy's not out of here for free trying to get you sign up for fucking greenpeace well i mean if you really were bad about it you would be yeah but that's not a knock on the person trying to get you to do it everybody needs a job no right right right right right right what is that that's not a knock on the person trying to get you to do it. Everybody needs a job. No, no, no, no. Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right. It's like, what is that? That's not the fucking point of attack. Yeah.

Well, what do you do? You're an actor, right? Yeah, fucking I knew it. Yeah, exactly. You should have done it. It's like, you play Dexter's dad? Yeah? I fucking knew it, dude.

But also, like, for a rich guy to do that is so... Weird, yeah. Like, a famous rich guy? What a fucking dick, dude. Yeah, but people are so wrapped up in their own fucking heads. Yeah, James Remarion. But you gotta you gotta give people some grace like here's the deal like i uh i thought about like okay here we go this is gonna be good i can already tell i i was i when i was getting my coffee today i I parked in the Chase Bank parking lot.

Now, it says for Chase Bank customers only. But I look at it and guess what? You got to pay for the parking lot. You got to pay for parking. Oh, I know that. Oh, I did the thing. So I'm like, hey, if I got to pay for parking, I'm going anywhere after this. You don't get to tell me I can only go to a certain place if I'm paying.

You have to pay to park in the Chase Bank parking lot? I think, yeah. To go to Chase? That's what it is. That's the most... It is weird. Hey, everybody, don't take a picture of the sign. Wow.

Anyway, I go to the coffee shop i come back by the way the worker there was like oh just so you know you gotta put your license plate like he knew i wasn't going there he didn't give a fuck right so that's fine i come back there are uh cones in blocking the way i came in uh and i got the first parking space right so it's full i guess nobody can come in but when i pull out i'm gonna i'm gonna hit the cones because it's the first i got the first space yeah right yeah so i pull in or I'm sorry, I get in my car and I look behind me. Nobody's in sight and the cones are there. Yeah. So I think, well, I either get out, I move the cones or I wait or I run them over.

Okay. And I thought, I've had a bad day so far. I know. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I'm not doing any extra work. Uh-huh.

And I just crumple over them. Right? Yeah. Of course you did. Yeah. And people go like, are like. Right. Yeah.

Yeah. Like, because they hear the sound like, is he crashing? Right. You know? And then I drive. Uh-huh. And I think if somebody saw me do that. Right.

Chris D'Elia. Right. Right. Right. Right. They might be like like what a fucking dick they don't know about the day i had and i didn't think i had a bad day i deserve this i was just in a mood you were having a bad day yeah yeah yeah and you know you never know what people

are going through so maybe james reymar had a really shit day here's the difference though those cones have no consciousness so you can't upset the cone to to have a bad day yeah that's true fucking parking cone nobody gives a shit to have a bad day and take it out on somebody who's trying to get you to sign a petition you're a fucking asshole but then i got out and i took the cone and i shoved it up someone's ass okay well then then at that guy at that point ended up liking it because we are in west hollywood but oh then nobody had it yeah it was actually fun for him not me i didn't i thought it was just having a bad day just yeah i don't want to be doing this i don't want you to like this i don't want you to like this i keep going um all right next one hey chris hey matt hello i you too. I absolutely love the podcast.

My name is Courtney. Hi, Courtney. I'm from Connecticut. What's up? I like Connecticut. I have a quick question. I would love to hear what you guys have to say. So I was recently on a plane and I had the middle seat.

Oh, sorry. So it was an older plane and the control for the TV was on the armrest. Aw. I see where we're going. The lady next to me kept hitting the buttons for my screen. It would turn down the brightness or the volume. Love it. So I ended up saying to her like halfway through the flight.

Yeah. I was like, hey, you're hitting buttons. That's controlling my screen. Yeah. And she apologized. She was super nice about it oh great but the question is if you are sitting in the middle c on a plane do you get both arm rests that's a good question um i don't think about that you know i mean like you you know it's just like if they're there i go go, oh, they're there now.

Yeah. It's like this is part of the game. And if they get up, go to the bathroom, I get to have it for a little bit after that. You know what I think is... Yeah, that's a good philosophy. That's how I think. What I think is wherever their arm is, I'm going to use another part of them. Yeah, exactly right.

Same, yeah. And wherever my arm is, they're going to use the other part. Right. Like we're in this world together, people. Yeah, but I will say one thing I don't subscribe to is there are actually people that think that you should not recline your chair. Wait, what? They think it's rude if you recline your chair on the airplane.

At all? Yeah, they think if you do it, you're a dick, which is fucking fucking crazy but why would it be an option if it's like well yeah well that's the whole argument i think but people are like do like it was like they've done i've seen online before like are you do you put your seat back or no on the airplane and people are like no way fuck that you don't do that and then some people are like i paid for it i'm gonna do that yeah it's crazy i mean it's just the internet being the internet but like every hey everybody yeah everybody yeah recline your seat yeah so it's all the same honestly

entire plane i fly obviously business class when they recline recline way back into me i'll shampoo your hair i don't give a fuck yeah yeah yeah give them a nice little head massage yeah no that's crazy dude the way people are about flying like look it sucks for everybody yeah like shut up and unless somebody's really acting out or causing problems for a lot of other people yeah just shut up like you did that one go to the place you're going yeah there's hundreds of people on the plane they're all uncomfortable everybody's in the same boat plane you know what i'm saying yeah it's weird that's what i do when i go on a plane i think all right this is gonna suck for as long as the flight is you don't expect comfort

but i think people are like all right yeah you know yeah i don't pay for this yeah i'm not with you i'm just like this is gonna suck it's gonna dude do you ever fucking land home and you think awesome i'm home and then the next thought is this is the worst the worst i hate when remembering this when I land. Oh, fuck, dude. I'm not actually going to be home for another hour and a half or two hours. Dude, you land and you're home, but you're like, this is only like halfway. Dude, that is, when you think of it that i get so so upset dude i've never i don't think i've ever had that feeling maybe well now you will yeah sorry way to fuck

it up for me it sucks dude it's half the battle gi joe flying is half the battle gi joe absolutely lost your mind in that very, very, very moment. Hey, kid, I'm a computer. Remember that? Do you know that? Do I know that? You do, Mako. Yeah.

It's like the first thing on Ebon's World. It's like the G.I. Joe remakes on Ebon's World. Oh, my God. Yeah, okay, we'll do that on Lifeline Luxury. Okay, okay. I love it. Hey, kid, I'm a computer. We'll do another one.

All right. Yeah, so let we'll do that on Lifeline Luxury. If you want to watch it, yeah, I love it. Hey, kid, I'm a computer. We'll do another one. All right. Yeah, so let's do another one. What's up, Matt and Chris? This is Kyle from New Hampshire. What's up, Kyle? You guys make me laugh. You're awesome. So thanks for that.

Thanks, thank you. I'm just calling in to respond to the guy that thinks he got a raise in a scummy way. You guys got it right, but I don't think that you were strong enough in your response. Cool, I like this guy. You absolutely did not get a raise in a scummy way uh-huh you guys got it right but I don't think that you were strong enough in your response I like this you absolutely did not get a raise in a scummy way the only way you can get a raise in a bad way is if you're like Bernie Madoff or something well I mean you know you're getting paid more you want to stay there yeah the company wants to keep you and they get to keep

you to everybody wins everybody's situation there's nothing wrong with that people need to stop sucking on the crank of these big corporations and get to keep you, everybody wins in this situation. There's nothing wrong with that. People need to stop sucking on the crank of these big corporations and companies and thinking that they owe them something. Thank you, dude. You know, this company would drop you in a second if it affected their bottom line. Good point. So you don't owe them anything except maybe a two weeks notice if you leave. But other than that, take the money.

Stay. Don't suck on the crank. It's a win-win. that, take the money. Stay. Don't suck on the crank. It's a win-win. Stop sucking on the crank. Yeah, dude. Now, here's what I'm happy about. Yeah. He's calling back to the episode that I went on a rant about the Mattel and the Barbie movie.

Yeah. And sucking on the crank of the corporation is a thing that needs to be more- Don't suck on the crank of the corporation. Yeah. People sucking on the crank of the corporation way too much, and we need to put an end to it. We need to put an end

to sucking on the cranks of corporations. Vote for me. Okay. So that you would not win if you were... Actually, you might, dude. You might. I don't know. I could see Trump saying that were – Actually, you might, dude. You might. I don't know. Maybe.

I could see Trump saying that. Yeah, true. People would be like, yeah. True, true. What's up with that hat? It was weird. He was wearing like a – guys in New Hampshire wear that hat. Yeah.

I don't like those hats. But I mean, I guess if it keeps your ears warm. It feels real nice. So feels real nice. New Hampshire is so cold no no bro I know cold places bro oh okay

you're not gonna so then why are you asking about his hat I'm just saying it's just like you know no no no no I've been to cold places

I've been to I'm going to cold places okay man yeah I'm going to cold places soon actually okay congratulations I'm going to Victoria BC to be honest

pull up my thing I'm going to Victoria BC Nanaimo BC you ever been there Nanaimo BC stop speaking English just been there? Nanaimo, BC. Stop speaking English just for a little period. I'm going to North Charleston, South Carolina, Shreveport, Louisiana, Durham, Corpus Christi, Texas, Norfolk, Virginia, Grand Rapids, Fort Myers, Saginaw, Nanaimo, Victoria, Augusta, Georgia, North Charleston, St. Petersburg, Florida. Wow. Chattanooga and Charleston, West Virginia. Oh, more? the name oh victoria uh augusta georgia north charleston st peter st peterbrook florida wow chattanooga and charleston west virginia oh more des moines green bay uh chrisley.com go get

tickets go get tickets now they will sell out some of the places some of the places may not i don't know i've never been to there i've never been there before i don't know if i have a fan base there or not um but yeah dude um loving it loving it you know green bay only has a hundred thousand people in it i mean come on we literally you know green bay only has a hundred thousand people in i mean come on we literally you know that because we looked it up on that that was you okay yeah okay fair enough oh man how did that come up because you said it yeah i was like isn't it so crazy that there's a big professional sports franchise in a tiny city you said it yeah it was all right so i'm right so i still think it's crazy. All right. So I'm right. So I'm right. It is crazy. Wow. You know.

Okay. Cool. Fuck. That was from this, huh? Oh, yeah. It's annoying. I mean, I thought I had some cool information. Taking it so hard.

Nah, I'm a fucking stupid idiot. All right. So it's your offer to book next. Okay. Let's do another one. I suck on the crank of corporations. Okay. Kick my ass.

Fake beard. What's up, Chris? I'm an AI fan. An AI action guy. You're the ones that inspired me to grow my hair out. Your hair looks good, dude. Appreciate that. Pause it. So. Uh uh-oh he should have short hair i knew something negative was coming dude i disagree he looks great i'm not saying he doesn't look great he looks great because his face is doing

heavy lifting he's a handsome guy his hair looks good though he's got a hat on take the hat off is the issue that is pop that may be actually the issue right now he's darren dalton but that's oh dude darren dalton that's a good his beard literally looks like it fucking rushed out of his nostrils and covered his face what do you mean it just looks like the way it is it looks like it's shooting down oh right yeah into like yeah it's it's well kept like he goes like this dude i gotta grow a beard. Right, right, right. He does do that. Wouldn't that be dope?

Yeah, that would be great. That'd be so dope. He looks good. Take the hat off and you look better. Okay, let's go. All right. What's going to be the best way to respond to people that you hold the door open for and they walk through without saying thank you,

without acknowledging you? This is great. I feel like it happens to me quite often. Maybe I just need to stop holding the door open for people. Maybe, actually, yes. We you. This is great. I feel like it happens to me quite often. Maybe I just need to stop pulling the door open for people. Maybe. Actually, yes. We've talked about this before.

I feel like this is something specifically that would really piss Chris off. So I'd love to hear maybe some of the one-liners. I have an Instagram video that I put about it. Just kind of get even. But thanks, guys.

Appreciate it. I have a thing I do. I do the same thing too. What do you do? I say, you're welcome. That's what I do. Yeah. Like a, like,

yeah, you know who, you know who would never not do that as a black lady? Who would never not do which thing? They would say, you're welcome. I do. I'm like a black lady in that moment. You're like the black lady. Okay.

I got you. Yeah. Love it. I thought you meant a black lady would always say thank you if you did that, to which I would also agree though. Oh, really? The only people that. I wouldn't agree with that.

I would think maybe not. Don't do it are, I feel like it happens a lot. You're gonna say fat people? Heavier white women. Age range? 30 to 47. You're right. good job uh but it happens a lot and they don't say thank you older men will do it too they're just oh yeah yeah they're uncomfortable already yes because

yeah older men don't they don't do they do anything they want to mostly mostly but just here's the thing say thanks because it's real easy yeah or just smile or nod doesn't matter what you do acknowledge what i did i'm not looking for acknowledgement but i did do it what if they walked by and they just said you did that that would work dude that would be fine just acknowledge it okay i have a i have one that i don't there's one that i another thing i do besides okay ahead. I sometimes laugh really loud in like a... So fucking obnoxious. Like, no, not like this. Like the Simpsons one?

No, like I can't believe, like, oh, God. Like that. Like you're a dick. You're a dick fuck. You fucking dick fuck. Dude, how cringe is... What even is... What is that?

It's the Simpsons guy. people do it when people do it when something funny happens and somebody in the background in real life just goes dude i can't even do it what are they what are they implying though like what are they wait no no it's not millhouse it's uh nelson nelson no oh right yeah but what are they saying like why would someone someone would do that something embarrassing happens and they say it about that person like and then so something embarrassing happens to you everyone realizes a beat later yeah i go oh dude even just you doing it makes you want to i know take a bat to your face well yeah let you would do it and then someone else would wait to be and go um i don't like that so yeah it's that is i mean i've never experienced i don't

think i've experienced you have but if somebody thinks it's funny to do that yeah that's not ironically that person does not uh enjoy the same things in my life that i enjoy yeah um so and i have one that i don't like that's courtesy that I think it wastes everybody's fucking time. Like a version of- You like that already? Anthony's already laughing? A version of opening the door for- Okay, what?

Well, I want to know why Anthony's already laughing. Gonna- Nah, it's all good. Just tell me. Kick- Tell me to my face, though. Joe Pesci, dude. Just say it, you know?

No, no. I want to know why he's laughing. Chris, dude. Sorry. I want to know why he's laughing dude sorry i want to know why he's laughing because i want to know what he's excited about it's funny well okay can you well okay but you're not anthony so anthony okay okay it's funny to waste people's time yeah all right see i knew it wasn't that oh fuck you i knew it was something else dude fucking i could tell because i'm

experienced the way people laugh that there was something interesting about what he thought about what i said that made him laugh not just that it was funny yes got out of that one is there something interesting about how much i want to rub your face in a puddle of mud right now what else is the thing go when you're walking across the street and you're just a walker, you're not in a car. You're slow. You're way slower than all the cars. Yeah, way slower. Here's the catch.

You're not in the crosswalk. You're taking it upon yourself to try and get to the other side in traffic. No matter how big it is, whether there's no traffic or traffic right i do it a car is driving and they slow down for me with you just keep driving yeah i'm doing the thing that i shouldn't be doing i'll figure it out what do you think i'm just gonna i mean maybe you're gonna no bro i'm i'm always looking when i do it and they're doing because they think they're being nice they're like yeah and you're like dude

it's taking longer now because you got to go like this i know but that's just one of those things that happens when your body's colliding in the world. Like people don't want to hit. John Mayer. People don't want to hit somebody with their fucking car. You know, people don't want to hit somebody else with their car. So obviously they're going to be like, you go. You know what I'm saying?

You're talking to the guy who ran over some cones today. I have a question. Okay. What if it starts a confrontation when you're letting somebody through the door and you say, let's say, you're talking to the guy who ran over some cones i have a question okay what if it starts a confrontation when some when you're letting somebody through the door and you say let's say you're welcome and then they're like you know oh you have a fucking problem like if it's a guy that hasn't happened no it's never happened to me if it did if it did i'd lay him out but just straight up lay him out if it did then i would just actually laugh i wouldn't have to fake it i would go i don't know what i would do honestly could you imagine that imagine that response a guy walks through and says nothing you're welcome what do you have a problem you just go i mean then that

would diffuse everything that's for sure because you'd be like yeah that's a crazy oh man dude i don't i that's never happened to me i mean i yeah that's a crazy oh man dude i don't i that's never happened to me i mean i've gone you're welcome to the dude's face yeah hey he didn't say anything i think that most people are like that didn't just happen right yeah or they're like i mean i think i think yeah i think you're right i think that most time most of the time when you say you're welcome people are just like what what the fuck i've had it happen to me where I just kind of was busy doing something and then I walked through and then somebody said, you're welcome. It's probably happened to me.

And I mean, I'm talking about like 15 years ago. And I think I was like, oh my God, sorry. Yes, you're right. Yeah, that's what I would do. If somebody did that and I didn't say shit and they were like, you're welcome, I'd be like, oh fuck, I didn't even see you there or whatever. And then when I leave, I would quietly under my breath you know right yeah right of course yeah how could you i'm so sorry dude my bad i'm so sorry i was just busy

crazy guy a fucking lunatic you know all right let's do the next one this podcast is great yeah the shit is happening i'm a mega fan i've been listening to congratulations it's like episode six oh he drinks max shit compared to me you are the sexier matt so i gotta kill you oh it's all good but i got a question about murder that i have uh we don't hang out too often but we do keep in contact a lot who a friend and we're gonna hang out soon but there's one member of the friend group that nobody really likes uh Uh-oh. It's not that this person is mean or aggressive. It's more so that they're a little socially inept, kind of shy and awkward. Yeah.

And the rest of the group doesn't want this one individual to come when we hang out. I feel morally obligated to invite the person because they're my friend. Yeah. And I want them to be there. Yeah. But I fear that they're going to feel alienated when the entire group gets together. And that would obviously be worst case scenario. Yeah.

So my question to you guys would be, you know, how do I alleviate that feeling of alienation from this one member? And what methods can I do to prevent that? What a great. This is the best podcast with Planet Earth. You guys are the shit. Oh, thank you. Happy Sunday.

Thanks, man. What a great. That was a great one. Great question. One of the better ones. Because you know what? It's kind of unanswerable.'s so relatable though it's so relatable and everyone's been in this situation unless you're a straight up loser and have one friend or no friend or no friends right but in that case but but um dude you that's great because I, that, this happened. Okay. So I used, so,

you know, I have the weirdest friends in the world. Of course. Okay. I used to not invite them to hang with each other because it was too much. This guy's not gonna like that guy. That guy's not gonna like this guy's a chair. I don't love, I don't love to mix friend groups. Yeah. So I, this guy's a chair, you know, but i'm saying i don't love to mix friend groups yeah so i this guy's a chair you know but you know but i'm saying like these are weird these fucking friends like one one friend was like a an asian guy that barely spoke english and another friend was a banana you know so it's like they they weren't gonna get along so uh i just didn't do it. Movie trailer. Until he did. And then what? Dude, it is.

Now you love it. Awesome. Tell me why, because I still don't like it that much. I mean, I'll do it with the right people. Hey, Dave, this is Chuck. Chuck, this is Dave. Watch the sparks fly? Yeah.

Uh-huh. Okay. You got a God complex, huh? No, but then they- Getting ahead, dude. But then they just- Getting ahead from Chuck and Dayton. Dude, and then they just battle it out with the weirdness.

By the way, I'm weird too. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah? Yeah. Yeah. No, I know. Bro, I love it. And guess what, dude?

Interesting. Hey, let them sort it out. Interesting. It's not him. They're adults, right? Yeah, right. Let them sort it out. Oh, you don't like him?

Oh, you like him? Well, I don't like that person. Oh, you don't? Yeah, it's not your responsibility. But the thing that makes this guy's thing different, though, and even more interesting, to be honest, is that the one awkward person, the other guys in the group don't want to come,

but he does want the guy to come. And I think ultimately you, guy who did the submission, is right. Like, let the fucking guy come. It's not like you guys are 17 years old and it's going to be like, oh, this fucking loser is going to fucking be... Dude, you're all adults.

Be fucking adults. If there's a guy there being weird, like, who gives a shit? Either include him or don't. Make fun of him or don't. Like, who cares? You're all fucking adults yeah there's a guy there being weird like who gives a shit yeah either include him or don't make fun of him or don't like who cares you're all fucking adults if you're six people and there's a seventh that is like awkward and fucking weird and all six of you are like oh this guy's ruining the whole vibe you guys are fucking pussies i know but here's the deal relax deal with it it's it's just how life is but here's the thing though we are very open about that stuff if

there's a weirdo in our group we will be like bro come on yeah yeah okay people are not like that they are just simply not like that what do they do that they just i think this guy is like this guy might be like that he might be yeah that's what i'm saying but i'm saying he's the one calling for advice but he but he but it's not on him to tell anybody anything it's on the other people to do it it's on the other person who thinks i don't like when this guy comes around if somebody comes around they don't like i don't like that they're around i don't say hey i don't like that you're around but i i try to get to know them and understand what's happening and then I might have a conversation with like what's going

on here why do you seem is everything okay that's on me to do that okay or I don't go okay don't go and so that's another thing should we yeah okay also Chris laughs at that

every single time. You love that. Yes. All right. So, I'm so... You know what? You weren't there when it happened. No.

I am so glad that I had the wherewithal to tell you guys about that. Because I remember I almost didn't. Why would you not tell us? I don't know. Well, you did. So, good. I did. and it's been such joy. Yeah, okay. Our cousin didn't want to...

He was... He was in college. Oh, right. He was in college already. You're right. He was. And he was talking about how much he didn't like college. Didn't want to go back.

Didn't want to go back. We were all at home. We were at our parents' house. Yeah. I was there. I wasn't near the conversation. the conversation oh from what i remember it was at their their house oh then maybe i wasn't there okay um and uh our uncle his dad in the middle of him saying like i don't like i don't want to go back uh and the funny part was he was talking to me not his dad and wasn't his dad in the other room he was right there okay but it wasn't to him obviously he could hear it of course but it was to me and the dad said in the

middle of yeah i don't know i don't like college i don't want to go but he said don't go then don't go don't go then and that is just been it's something we still say. We just... It's so funny because he was like... He was so riled up about it already. You know what I lose about... He obviously had so much... They talked about it before. Yeah, and the kid wanted to drop out. The dad didn't want him to.

And it was such a loaded thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's good. Anytime something's loaded... Great. Pre-cocked and pre-loaded before I'm around it. Load is great. And I get to be privy to that like what

might be under the surface i always load this is so great ordering tots um i said loaded is so great ordering tots um so yeah uh i was what the fuck were we even talking about what were we talking about the guy with the friend yeah yeah oh yeah the group of friends um i had something else to say about tell your fucking friends to grow up be adults you're adults now invite the guy and if he's weird fucking deal with it it's fine nobody's time gets ruined anymore by the presence of one person okay go i used to go to this restaurant dupars i don't think it even exists anymore it definitely doesn't exist where it was i know it's a chain may have more other ones but uh they now it's a uh makeup store really yeah because that place crave opened up and then just shut it out of business but dupar's was here there forever in the valley was a staple in the valley

we would go all the time i get the tuna melt okay relax chomp it up right um loved it it uh the waiters there were either old ladies, which of course at a diner, or young guys that were actors. Right. Right. And one guy was a guy where I'm like, that guy's going to be my friend.

Oh, right. Yeah. Super awkward. Yeah. How many times will you, if you deal deal with because i saw him a lot obviously at the restaurant yeah one time i invited him out okay he hung out the awkwardness didn't just pertain to him working at the restaurant yeah he was very awkward yeah when we hung out. Yeah. And I got like, all right, dude, I've been around you

12 times. That's it. We can't do it anymore. He made me feel too awkward. Wow. I gave him a lot of chances. Yeah. And he knows nothing about this.

This all went on in my head. And you might be like, well, maybe he might have been awkward because you're a celebrity. I was not a celebrity back then. I was in my head no and you might be like well well maybe he might have been awkward because you're a celebrity i was not a celebrity back then i was in my 20s oh okay just you know yeah farting around at dupars yeah it would be the kind of stuff where like it'd be like hey how's it going oh hey how's it going oh hey uh yeah i'd like to order this and you'd be like oh cool how you been i'd be like good like how you been you'd be like, oh, cool. How you been? I'd be like, good. How you been? He'd be like, good. I think I'm in love.

Oh. And a review and shit? Then I was like, oh, really? You know, me, I'm like, I eat that shit up. I'm like, oh, what happened? But it was too much, bro. Once I brought him out and saw him out in public, I was like, we're done here. I'm sorry, bro.

The magic was gone. There was no more Dupars magic. Yeah, there was no mystery there, right? Sometimes when you meet someone, you're like, we're going to be friends. It's unique to that scenario that you're in. Once you try to replicate it outside of that scenario, it gets all fucked up sometimes. Not every good vibe is transferable to a different location.

Not every good vibe is transferable to a different location. And we live and we learn, people. All right, we got room for one more? In an orgy. Hey, Matt, dun, dun. And we live and we learn, people. All right, we got room for one more? In an orgy. Hey, Matt, Chris, love the show. Justin from Utah. What's up, Justin? Question about a woman, met on Bumble.

Trying to make her my fourth wife. Went on a couple dates, had a great time. Had to postpone the next weekend. The following weekend, we had dinner. Then we were supposed to hang out the next day. She texted me, said she was sick. She couldn't make it. Shit. So I think i'm getting played i'm getting played the second question am i stalker because bumble matches you can see their location she was not at home till nine in

the morning that morning we were supposed to go hiking so am i getting played am i stalker well no you're not you're not a stalker the app allows you to do that the app should not what the fuck bumble what are you doing you're allowing what the fuck i have a feeling that she has to grant that access i don't think that you can just follow people around but like no you're not a stalker uh but also you're not getting played it's too early nobody's playing anybody no nobody's playing anyone i mean she may have lied to you yeah but who cares if that's what he means then maybe he got played but here's the thing dude if you just started dating someone just started yeah you and they tell you a lie get over it i i agree fucking get over it you're just another

person they don't know you yet for the first five years yet no i agree like literally just began they don't know you shit give her a fucking chance she's not a liar yeah i mean she could she could be having to i had to go do you know maybe she doesn't want to unload on you like my mom my dad my thank you yeah yeah you don't know true yeah you got to take that with a grain of salt honestly and uh dude uh she might so yeah so i would agree with matt it's not nothing is playing nobody's playing anyone but it's just kind of like just wait it out see what happens you'll you'll get a sense of it later in all honesty though about the stalker thing this is probably a good rule of thumb. If you're concerned that you're being stalkery,

you're definitely not a stalker. Stalkers, real ones, are never like, is this too much? Am I being a stalker? They're just like in the bushes with their long-range hearing devices, just like long lenses. Stalkers are just like this.

Good, I can see that. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Good, I'm in their house. Exactly. Good, I'm in their bed when they're at work. God. I'm sniffing their panties.

I mean, taking it too far now. Oh, good. Dude, let's talk about something. Okay. Panties. Yeah. Panties. Yeah.

No one should be saying the word panties. I disagree. They should be saying underwear. one should be saying the word panties. I disagree. They should be saying underwear. They should be saying lingerie. They should be saying bottoms, if you so choose. Bottoms? You should not. Oh, you got bottoms right there.

No, there's tops and bottoms. It's like a swimsuit there. Okay, okay, okay. But what we don't, what we are going to agree to right now. No, I don't agree. Is that we are not going to say panties. I don't agree. I get it. I get it.

It's one of those words. And I get it. It's one of those words, and I do agree it might be one of those words, but it's not so hardcore that I won't say it. It's not a word that we should be saying. I'm sorry. It's not like shart. Shart is something I will never absolutely use. Well, shart has a disgusting connotation.

Panties has no disgusting connotation. It's just underwear. Panties is like, what are we? Are we being naughty? Are we being cute? Are we being young? That's underwear you know panties is like what are we are we being like naughty or being cute are we being like young oh see no that's why you go we don't want that we don't want yeah here's two things that don't go together being cute and like and fucking women's underwear yeah yeah i agree about that because it like it's not a good mix i agree about that so let's i was remove panties from the lexicon. I was thinking about this fetish that people have with women's panties.

Underwear. Women's underwear. How hard is that, dude? Women's briefs. Yeah. So people like to have them and stuff. Yeah, dude. How weird is that?

Only fans models will send, will sell them. Use panties. Guys will come up with a fetish for anything. Yeah, yeah, I understand. That one. Just jerk off to people's old driver's licenses and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's kind of hot.

But no, I just want, I don't get that one because the person's not there. You just have their panties. But people also like to like sniff them you know and like that you know like you see in like the serial killer movies and shit and i've i don't i don't know what did what is that it's just another fetish i mean what dude how about this is a fetish this is real before you say this is not real it's real toenail clippings people men pay women to keep or send them to give them to sell them their toenail clippings i got a good business idea that is here's an assortment it's not only

disgusting 99 it's absolutely nothing do you know what i mean it's not just gross like someone's clipped nails they're dead it's basically like dead body parts. It's not gross to me. But it's nothing. It is nothing. It's not something. It's not even like, even hair that's pulled out of someone's head,

it at least is like reminiscent of someone's beauty if you love their hair. I even could possibly get that. I don't give a shit about hair, but like I get that. A fucking clipped toenail. How do these people, like, what the fuck happened to you? I don't mean like what traumatic thing did you experience?

I mean like what happened to you that made you give a shit about this? And also, frankly, change. You fucking weirdo. Change, dude. No, but I, yeah, that is weird. I don't, like, okay okay i was working out the other day this woman was working out and she got up off of the bench and she had sweat on the bench yeah she didn't clean it which is you know people do that i don't really care about that shit i'll if

i'm gonna use a bench i'll just clean it sure yeah but uh it's a gym it's gonna happen right right right um but i thought like how weird would it be how weird is it that some guys would see that oh yeah oh yeah and be like oh sweat that's what i'm saying and some guys might want to like work out in it and some guys might want to just like smell it and lick it oh yeah oh yeah like i'm just like whoa that's great that's really wild dude and then i that's what i'm saying guys will just turn off anything into a fetish toenail clippings as you're working out you leave the sweat you're about to wipe it And then I, that's what I'm saying. Guys will just turn off anything into a fetish. Toneal cleavage. As you're working out,

you leave the sweat, you're about to wipe it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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no, weird man because you know it's because of something that happens it's the craziest thing exactly and you know and you don't how often do you even know what the thing was that happened so i would say very rarely like maybe one percent of the time maybe i don't know i was in i was i mean i was in when i was in rehab everyone would talk about the things that happened to them when they were a kid and like what what they liked doing now and some of them made connections yeah but some of them were just like, hmm, wonder why. I don't have any memories in general, so I could never do that anyway. But I don't have any weird fetishes like that. I don't have like the,

I don't have, dude, it's boring. I don't have any fetishes, yeah. Huh. Sorry, ladies. Got nothing for you. Well.

Would rather take a nap. I wonder. Sorry, ladies. Would rather take a nap. I wonder. Sorry, ladies. I'd rather take a nap. I wonder if you don't have any or if you're just not that developed sexually. Hey, trust me. Yeah? You lay it down?

No, but what I'm saying is. But what I'm saying is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But what I'm saying is. I wonder what percentage of guys have fetishes. I don't think it's that. I think it's either, I wonder if you don't have them

or if you don't know what they are yet. That's possible. Right, right, right, right, right. I guess that's what I'm saying. Yeah, right, yeah. Yeah. So I guess what I'm saying is, explore yourself.

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