Lighthouse Horror Podcast - I work at a Diner for DEAD People. We have STRANGE RULES | Scary Stories

Episode Date: January 31, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 My name is Rick, and for three years I've run this little diner off the highway. It's called Blue Ridge Diner, named after the mountains that aren't too far from here. The place isn't much, just a squat retro building with a flickering neon sign that I've been meaning to fix, but never quite good around to it. Inside, it's all chrome and red leather booths, the kind of place my dad used to say had character. It was his diner before it was mine, but he passed away during my last year of college. Heart attack. One moment he was fine,
Starting point is 00:00:35 and the next he was gone. That's life, I guess. I didn't plan on running the diner. I had dreams. Nothing too big. Just moving to the city, getting a steady job, you know, maybe traveling a little.
Starting point is 00:00:49 But when Dad died, I came back to take care of things, and one thing led to another. Before I knew it, I was wiping down the counter, flipping the old. open sign at six every morning and closing up at ten every night. The diner was all he left me, and letting it go felt wrong, like losing him all over again. So here I am. It's not a busy place.
Starting point is 00:01:15 Most of the time it's just me, the hum of the old jukebox in the corner, and the occasional trucker or lost traveler. Regular is rare, but there's a steady enough trickle of customers to keep the lights on. The coffee's decent The food's better than you'd expect And the pie My dad's recipe It's damn near perfect People say it's worth a drive
Starting point is 00:01:38 But they never come back a second time And you know that's fine by me I live in the apartment upstairs It's small but cozy A single room with a kitchenette And a bed that sags in the middle Most nights after I lock up I go upstairs
Starting point is 00:01:55 Make myself a sandwich And fall asleep while watching old movies. It's a quiet life, predictable, and maybe a little lonely, but it suits me. I like the quiet. It gives me time to think. The diner has a secret, though, and it's the kind of secret that could ruin everything if it got out. I don't know how it started or who first discovered it, but it's real. I've seen it happen too many times to doubt it. If you order a coffee, just a plain black coffee, no sugar, no cream, and you follow the rules. You can talk to someone who's gone, someone you've lost. They'll sit across from you in the booth, looking just like you
Starting point is 00:02:40 remember, and you can talk to them until the coffee goes cold. The rules are simple but strict. First, you have to drink the coffee before it gets cold. No exceptions. If you don't, They leave, and you can't get them back. Second, you can't touch them. I don't know why, but it's part of the deal. And third, you can only do it once. No repeats. One coffee.
Starting point is 00:03:12 One conversation. I didn't make the rules. I don't even know how they work. All I know is that they do. My dad told me about it before he died. Said it had been part of the diner for as long as he could remember. He never used it, though, and neither have I. It was a quiet Tuesday afternoon when the new guy walked in.
Starting point is 00:03:35 I was behind the counter, wiping down the same spot I'd already wiped down three times when the door jingled and he stepped inside. He was tall and thin, with dark circles under his eyes, and a nervous energy that made him look like he hadn't slept in days. He paused just outside the door, taking in the head. empty booths and the hum of the jukebox, then made his way to the counter. Coffee, he said, sliding onto a stool. Black.
Starting point is 00:04:07 I nodded, grabbed a mug, and poured from the pot. As I set it in front of him, he looked up at me, his eyes sharp and searching. This is the place, right? I froze for a second, then forced myself to keep moving, wiping my hands on a How? What place are you talking about? You know, he said. The place where you can talk to someone.
Starting point is 00:04:36 I didn't answer right away. Most people don't come in knowing about the coffee. They hear about it by accident or stumble on it themselves. But this guy knew. He wasn't guessing. Who told you that? I asked. A friend, he said.
Starting point is 00:04:56 His fingers drumming on the counter. Is it true? I glanced around at the empty diner. If you're asking, you already know the answer. His shoulders sagged like he'd been holding his breath and finally let it out. How does it work? I leaned against the counter, crossing my arms. You order a coffee, you drink it.
Starting point is 00:05:22 They show up. Simple as that. He stared at the mug in front of him, his hands trembling slightly. And they look real? Yeah, real enough, I said. And I can ask them anything. Like, talk about anything? He asked.
Starting point is 00:05:45 Until the coffee goes cold, I replied. I watched as he picked up the mug, his hands shaking so badly that some of the ones, coffee sloshed over the rim. He took a sip, wincing at the bitterness, then set it down. For a moment, nothing happened. And then slowly, the air in the diners seemed to shift. It wasn't anything you could see or hear just a feeling like the room was holding its breath. And then there she was. She appeared in the booth across from him, looking as solid, and real, as if she'd walked in off the street. She was young, maybe mid-20s, with long,
Starting point is 00:06:33 blonde hair and a soft smile that didn't quite reach her eyes. The guy stared at her, his mouth opening and closing, like he was trying to speak but couldn't find the words. Hi, Sam, she said, her voice soft and warm. Emma? he whispered. Is it really you? I turned away, giving them as much privacy as I could, in a place with no doors and thin walls. It wasn't my business what they talked about. And I didn't want to know.
Starting point is 00:07:09 I busied myself with wiping down the counter, refilling the napkin dispensers, anything to keep my hands busy while they spoke in hushed tones. By the time the coffee was almost gone, I could tell it was winding down. Sam's voice was desperate now. Like he was trying to cram a lifetime's worth of words into a few final minutes. I didn't have to look to know she was fading. That's how it always ended. The coffee would go cold and they'd disappear,
Starting point is 00:07:43 leaving nothing behind but an empty mug and a lot of questions. When it was over, Sam sat there for a long time, staring at the empty seat. seat across from him. Finally, he turned to me. His eyes red and his face pale. Thank you, he said. I nodded. You're welcome. As he got up to leave, he hesitated, looking at me like he wanted to say something, but wasn't sure if he should. He didn't press me, just nodded and left. I watched him go. I watched him go. the door jingling softly behind him, then turned back to the counter. The empty mug sat there, a faint ring of coffee staining the bottom.
Starting point is 00:08:35 I picked it up, washed it, and put it back on the shelf. It was late afternoon when the bell over the door jingled again. A young woman stepped inside. Her backpack slung over one shoulder, and her hair pulled back in a messy ponytail. She couldn't have been older than nineteen. maybe 20. She glanced around the diner, her eyes lingering on the empty booths, before settling on me behind the counter. Hi, are you Rick? She asked. That's me. What can I get you? She hesitated biting her lip. I heard, I heard you can do something here. Something special.
Starting point is 00:09:22 I leaned against the counter, crossing my arms. Depends on what you mean by special. Her cheeks flushed, and she looked away. I, um, I want to talk to my grandmother. Just for a little bit, is that okay? I studied her for a moment, then nodded. Yeah, that's okay. You know the rules?
Starting point is 00:09:49 She shook her head. drink the coffee before it goes cold, don't touch them, and you only get one chance. You got it? She nodded quickly, her hands fidgeting with the strap of her backpack. I got it. I poured her a mug of coffee and set it on the counter. She picked it up carefully, like it was something fragile, and carried it to a booth near the window. For a moment, she just sat.
Starting point is 00:10:20 there, staring at the mug like she wasn't sure if she should take the first sip. Then slowly, she raised it to her lips and drank. The diner grew quiet, the kind of quiet that wasn't uncomfortable, but heavy with expectation. I stayed behind the counter, giving her space while she waited. Didn't take long. A woman appeared across from her. Her hair silver, and her face lined with wrinkles. She looked kind, her smile soft and warm, the way you'd imagine a grandmother should look. I didn't eavesdrop,
Starting point is 00:11:03 but their voices carried across the empty diner. I don't know what to do, Grandma. The young woman said, her voice trembling. I got into two schools, one's close to home, but the other schools in California. I don't know which one to pick. The older woman reached out like she wanted to take her hand, but stopped just short, her fingers hovering above the table. Follow your heart, honey. Do what it feels right. But don't be afraid to take a chance.
Starting point is 00:11:38 Sometimes the best things come when you step outside your comfort zone. They talked for a little while longer. Their conversation's soft. and full of the kind of love that made your chest egg. When the coffee was almost gone, the young woman's voice grew hurried, like she was trying to hold on to the moment for just a little longer. I miss you so much, Grandma. I know, sweetheart, the older woman said.
Starting point is 00:12:09 But I'm always with you. You'll be okay. And then she was gone. The young woman sat there. for a few moments, wiping her eyes before coming back to the counter. She set the empty mug down and smiled at me. Her face still damp, but grateful. Thank you, she said.
Starting point is 00:12:35 That meant everything to me. I nodded, not trusting myself to say too much. Good luck with school. She smiled again, then left. The bell over the door. jingling softly behind her. The next customer came in about an hour later. He was older, maybe in his late 40s or early 50s, with a face that looked like it's seen its fair share of hard times. He walked with a limp and had an air about him that suggested he didn't take no for an answer.
Starting point is 00:13:13 He didn't look around or hesitate, just walked straight up to the counter and sat down. "'Coffy,' he said. black. I poured him a cup and slid it across the counter. He picked it up, stared at it for a moment, then looked at me. You do that thing here, right?
Starting point is 00:13:34 The conversation thing? I nodded. Yeah. You know the rules? I know the rules, he said. He glanced around the diner, then leaned closer. I want to talk to someone.
Starting point is 00:13:50 Who? An accountant. He said bitterly. Bastard stole from me. Took everything. I hesitated. Most people came here to reconnect, to say things they never got the chance to say.
Starting point is 00:14:10 Not this guy. But it wasn't my place to judge. Okay, I said. Just remember, no touching, and drink the car. before it goes cold. He didn't respond, just took a long sip and set the mug down. A moment later, the booth in the corner was no longer empty. A man appeared, dressed in a cheap suit with thin glasses perched on the end of his nose. He looked startled at first, glancing around like he didn't understand where he was. Then his eyes settled on the customer, and his expression
Starting point is 00:14:50 hardened. Gary, hmm. The accountant said. You, Gary spat, his hands gripping the edge of the counter. You ruined me. You stole everything I had. I did my job, the accountant said coldly. You were the one who didn't read the fine print. Don't give me that. Gary snapped. I trusted you. I won the lottery, and you bled me dry. Their voices rose, sharp and angry. I kept my distance, pretending to busy myself with a napkin dispenser. But I couldn't help listening.
Starting point is 00:15:41 You could have stopped, Gary said. You could have left me something, you know, anything. The accountant shrugged. His expression indifferent. Well, the thing is... I don't like you, Gary. Gary's hands shook then. And for a moment, I thought he might lunge across the table.
Starting point is 00:16:08 Instead, he grabbed the mug and threw it to the floor. It shattered on impact, the sound echoing through the diner. coffee splattered across the tiles, dark and steaming. The accountant disappeared instantly, like a switch had just been poof, flipped. One moment he was there, and the next he was gone. Gary stood there for a moment, breathing heavily. Then he turned and stormed out the diner without another word,
Starting point is 00:16:41 the door slamming shut behind him. I sighed, grabbing a mop and, a dustpan. As I cleaned up the mess, I couldn't help but think about what had just happened. I'd always assumed the only way to end the service was to let the coffee go cold. Apparently there was another way. Smashing the cup ended it just as abruptly. I made a mental note and carried on. The rain was relentless that night, drumming against the diners' windows. The neon sign outside buzzed faintly, casting flickering red and blue reflections onto the wet pavement. I just finished mopping up the floor from the earlier incident, when the bell over the door jingled again.
Starting point is 00:17:31 A man stepped inside, shaking rain off his coat and stomping his boots on the mat. He was broad-shouldered, with sharp features and an air of authority. His eyes, though. Those told the real story. They were tired, heavy with something deeper than just a lack of sleep. You Rick? He asked. That's me, my set, leaning on the counter.
Starting point is 00:17:58 What can I do for you? The man looked around the empty diner, as if making sure no one else was there. Then he walked up to the counter and pulled out a badge, holding it just long enough for me to see before tucking it away. Detective Andrews, he said, I've heard some things about this place. I sighed, already knowing where this was going. What kind of things? He shifted uncomfortably, his jaw tightening.
Starting point is 00:18:30 That you have a service, something to do with coffee in the dead. I studied him for a moment. He didn't look like the type to believe in rumors, let alone act on that. them. But there he was, standing in my diner on a rainy night, desperation etched into every line on his face. You know the rules? I asked. I've heard him, he said. Drink the coffee before it goes cold, no touching, one chance only. Then you know how it works, I said. Who do you want to talk to? He hesitated. A man named Victor Cain.
Starting point is 00:19:15 The name sent a chill down my spine. Even I'd heard of Victor Cain, the infamous serial killer who terrorized the region years ago. He was dead now, killed in a prison riot, but his crimes had left scars that hadn't healed. Why him? I asked. Andrews ran a hand through his rain so down. There, his eyes darting to the window before locking under mine.
Starting point is 00:19:43 There's another killer out there. We found a body yesterday, mutilated in ways I will not describe. But there were details. Details that match Kane's work. Problem is, Kane's dead. If this is a copycat, they're taking it to a whole new level. I need answers, Rick. And if there's even a chance that bastard knows something,
Starting point is 00:20:08 I'll take it. I hesitated. Everything about this felt wrong, but it wasn't my place to say no. You're sure about this. Do I look like I have another option? He said, sighing and then softening his tone. I'm sorry, I just, just please let me do this.
Starting point is 00:20:32 I nodded reluctantly and poured him a cup of coffee. As I set it on the counter, I couldn't help but feel like I was lighting a fuse on a bomb. Andrews took the mug, his hand steady, despite the weight of what he was about to do. He carried it to a booth in the corner and sat down, staring at the coffee like it might bite him, and then with a deep breath.
Starting point is 00:21:00 He took a sip. The diner went still, that heavy expectant silence, settling over everything. I stayed behind the counter, watching as Andrew sat rigid in his seat. For a moment, nothing happened. Then the air in the diners seemed to grow colder,
Starting point is 00:21:21 and a figure appeared across from him. Victor Kane was exactly as I'd imagined him from the old mugshot, tall, gaunt, with sunken eyes that seemed to pierce right through you. But there was something off about it, him. He didn't just look real. He looked wrong. His presence filled the diner like a storm cloud. Andrews didn't flinch.
Starting point is 00:21:49 Victor Kane, he said, his voice steady. The ghost smiled, but it wasn't a pleasant smile. It was the kind of smile that made you want to run. Detective Andrews, he said. What an unexpected pleasure. I need information, Andrew said, cutting straight to the point. There's a killer out there mimicking your work. I need to know who it could be. Kane leaned back, crossing his arms.
Starting point is 00:22:26 Oh, I'm flattered. Really, I am. But why would I help you? Because if you don't, more people will die. Andrew said, And I don't think even you want someone stealing your spotlight. Kane's smile widened. You're wrong about that.
Starting point is 00:22:47 I don't mind a little competition. Keeps things interesting. This isn't a game, Kane. Just tell me what you know. The ghost expression darkened. His smile fading. You don't get it, do you? You think I have answer.
Starting point is 00:23:07 but I don't. Whoever this is, they're not copying me. They're surpassing me. And frankly, I think that's beautiful. Andrew slammed his hand on the table. Damn it, Kane, people are dying.
Starting point is 00:23:27 Don't you care at all? Kane began to laugh. Care. Oh, detective. You really don't understand. me at all. The moment Kane said that, the air and the diners shifted.
Starting point is 00:23:44 Plates began to rattle on shelves. The lights flickered. My heart pounded as I watched one of the plates fly off the cabinet and smash against the window. Another followed, than another. The sound of shattering ceramic echoing through the small space.
Starting point is 00:24:04 Kane stood. His presence loomed. becoming larger now. Oh, detective, you thought you could control this. You thought I'd play by your rules. Before either of us could react, he turned his head sharply, his dark eyes locking onto something or someone behind me. I followed his gaze and froze. Maggie, the waitress who worked the evening shifts on occasion, was standing by the counter, holding a tray of clean. silverware. She looked stunned. Her mouth slightly open as she stared at Kane. I didn't even know she'd come in. She must have slipped through the back door to avoid the rain. Kane's smile
Starting point is 00:24:52 widened and faster than I thought possible. He was next to her. A knife, one of ours in his hand, and he held it against her neck. Maggie let out a sharp gasp, her tray clattering. to the floor, forks and knives scattering everywhere. Not another step, Kane said. Oh, don't worry, Rick. I'm not going to kill her yet. I just want to see what happens when I break all your little rules. What the hell is this? Andrew said. He's a ghost. He shouldn't be able to touch her. Shouldn't, no, but can. Kane said. pressing the blade closer to Maggie's skin, and isn't this fun?
Starting point is 00:25:43 I grabbed the coffee cup from the table where Andrews had been sitting and hurled it to the ground, smashing it into a dozen pieces. Kane didn't even flinch. Nice try. But I don't think your little parlor trick works like you think it does. Rick, Andrews said, keeping his gun trained on guns. Kane. What do we do? My mind raised. The rules? I thought about the rules. Until the coffee gets cold, that was the only way to end it. The coffee. My eyes darted to the table. The mug was shattered,
Starting point is 00:26:26 but the liquid had pooled on the floor. It was still warm. The faint steam rising from it confirmed that. While Keynes' attention was on Andrews, I bolted behind the counter, grabbing the first thing I could find, a pitcher of water. Without thinking, I rushed back to the table and poured the cold water over the coffee on the floor. The reaction was immediate. Kaine stiffened, his head snapping toward May, the knife falling from his hand and clattering under the tiles. His form flickered. like a bad signal on an old TV. He let out a low, guttural sound, his face twisting into something far more inhuman
Starting point is 00:27:13 than it had been before. And then he was gone. Just like that, the diner was silent again, except for Maggie's quiet sobs and the steady patter of rain. Maggie stumbled across from where Cain had been, clutching her arms as if trying to hold herself together. "'It's over,' I said.
Starting point is 00:27:37 "'Andrews lowered his gun, his expression dark. "'You knew that would work?' "'I didn't know,' I admitted. "'But the rules said until the coffee gets cold. "'I figured maybe cold water would work.' "'Andrews nodded slowly, holstering his gun. "'I turned to Maggie, who was still trembling. "'You okay?'
Starting point is 00:28:02 She nodded weakly, though her face was pale. I think so. Go home, I said softly. Get some rest, all right, I'll cover the rest of your shift. She nodded again. Her movement stiff and hurried out the back door, disappearing into the rain. Andrew stayed for a moment longer, his jaw tight and his eyes burning with frustration. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:28:32 He said finally. I didn't know it would get out of control like that. It's all right. It's not your fault. I said. He nodded. I thought I could handle it, you know, but... Hell, I don't know what I thought.
Starting point is 00:28:48 I didn't say anything. There wasn't much to say. He turned toward the door. Thanks for stepping in, Rick. You saved her. Yeah, I said. not looking at him. Just don't come back for this, all right.
Starting point is 00:29:07 Not for this. Andrews didn't reply. He just pushed the door open and walked down into the rain, leaving me alone with the broken pieces of ceramic, the spilled water, and the faint smell of coffee lingering in the air. I grabbed the mop again and got to work. The days after the incident with Detective Andrew,
Starting point is 00:29:34 Andrews passed in a blur. The diner was back to its usual rhythm. Quiet, with just enough business to keep the lights on. Regulars didn't mention anything unusual. A new customer's were none the wiser. But for me, things weren't the same. The memory of Victor Cain's ghost still lingered in the back of my mind. Every time I brewed a pot of coffee, I found myself glancing over my shoulder, half expecting something or someone to appear. I told myself it was over that I'd followed the rules and put it behind me. But late at night, when the diner was empty, and the only sounds were the hum of the refrigerator and the occasional creak of the floorboards, the weight of it pressed down on me. I'd gotten forgetful, leaving salt shakers unfilled, and
Starting point is 00:30:29 Neglecting to flip the sign to open a couple mornings. Maggie had been patient, gently reminding me of the small things, but she didn't blame me. Nobody did. The weight of running the diner was starting to feel heavier than ever. It was late one night, early morning, really, when it happened. The clock on the wall read 3.18 a.m. and the diner was empty.
Starting point is 00:30:56 rain pattered softly against the windows, a gentle rhythm that made the night feel even quieter. I was trying to keep busy, scrubbing the already clean counter for the third time, when I decided to make myself a cup of coffee. I didn't think much about it, just grabbed a mug, poured it black, and set it on the counter. I didn't drink it right away. Just let it sit there as I turned to organize the napkins and condiments. The smell of the coffee filled the air, warm and familiar, and for the first time in weeks, I felt some comfort.
Starting point is 00:31:34 And then I heard it. Ricky. I froze. The voice was low and soft, coming from just behind me. My heart skipped the beat. There was only one man who ever called me Ricky. My dad... I turned slowly, my eyes landing on the coffee mug sitting on the counter, and then I saw him.
Starting point is 00:32:02 He was sitting on one of the stools, just like he used to when we worked together. He looked exactly as I remembered, broad shoulders, slightly graying hair, and that easy smile that could light up a room. His favorite flannel shirt was neatly tucked into his jeans, and his hands rested casually on the counter, like he'd been there all along. Hey, kiddo, he said, his voice warm and familiar. I stared at him, my throat tightening. Dad?
Starting point is 00:32:37 Yeah, he said, it's me. I didn't know what to say. A hundred thoughts raced through my mind, but none of them made it past my lips. Finally, I managed. I didn't mean to call you. I know, he said, nodding toward the coffee. I guess it just worked out that way. I sank under the stool across from him, my hand shaking slightly.
Starting point is 00:33:08 How are you here? He chuckled. Same way all those other folks show up, I suppose. You made the coffee. And, well, I figured it was about time we had a talk. talk. About what? I asked.
Starting point is 00:33:27 About you. And this place, he said. We sat there in silence for a moment. Finally, he spoke again. His voice gentle but firm. You've been doing a good job, Ricky. Better than I ever could hope for. Keeping the place running, looking after it like,
Starting point is 00:33:52 Like it mattered. I'm proud of you. I felt a lump in my throat and looked down at my hands. I just... I didn't want to let you down. You haven't, he said. Not once. But, Ricky, it's time to let go.
Starting point is 00:34:15 I looked up at him, startled. What do you mean? This diner. He began. It's a part of me, sure, a part of us. But it's not all there is. Not for you. I shook my head, the words catching in my throat.
Starting point is 00:34:37 I don't know how to let it go, Dad. It's all I've had since... Since you left. He reached out like he wanted to touch my hand, but stopped just short, his fingers hovering above the counter. I know, son, but this isn't your dream. Never was. You stayed?
Starting point is 00:35:01 Because you thought you had to. Because you're a good son. But you've been holding on to this place and to me for too long now. Tears pricked at the corners of my eyes, and I blink them away. I don't even know what I want anymore. I haven't thought about it in so long. Yes, you do.
Starting point is 00:35:28 He said, you've always wanted something different than this. You wanted to move to the city, you know, chase your dreams. You wanted to live your life. You still can. You're still young. This place doesn't have to hold you back. But what about...
Starting point is 00:35:48 I started, but he cut me off. gently. I'll always be with you, Ricky. No matter where you go or what you do, you don't need this diner to remember me. You've already got me here. He tapped his chest, right over his heart. I looked away. I don't know how to say goodbye. You don't have to, he said. You're not saying goodbye to me, just to this place. It's okay to move on, Ricky. You've done your part. We talked for a while after that, about little things and big things, about memories of him teaching me to cook, and the time we stayed up late fixing the leaky roof. His voice was steady, calm, and for the first time in years. I felt like I could breathe again. The coffee was growing cold, and I knew our time was
Starting point is 00:36:51 running out. He seemed to know it, too, his smile turning bittersweet. Ricky, he said, promise me you'll think about what I said. Promise me you'll take that step. I nodded, my voice cracking. I promise. Good, he said. That's my boy. And then he was gone. The stool he'd been sitting on was empty, and the only thing left was the faint smell of coffee
Starting point is 00:37:26 and the sound of the rain. I sat there for a long time, staring at the mug in front of me. The coffee was cold now, untouched, but the warmth in my chest remained. My dad was right. It was time to let go. Time to move on.
Starting point is 00:37:49 I didn't know what the future held, but for the first time in years, I felt ready to find out.

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