Lighthouse Horror Podcast - I Work at a Television Station that closed in 1999. We Have 5 STRANGE Rules

Episode Date: September 2, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:01 I work four nights a week in a television station, but it's been off the air since 1999. Whenever I tell people that they assume the building was turned into offices, but that I spend my nights transferring old tapes onto hard drives. That was what I assumed when I took the job. The truth is that Channel 8 still broadcasts every night, and my real job is making sure none of its programs reach anyone outside the building. The station sits a few miles outside, Marden, Ohio. At the end of a service road, most people,
Starting point is 00:00:31 no longer use. The old sign was removed years ago, but its pale outline is still visible on the brick beside the entrance. Weeds have pushed through the parking lot, and the transmission tower is dark during the day. From the road, the place looks empty. At 1158 every night, a red light comes on at the top of that tower. Two minutes later, five programs begin playing on equipment that should not have power. I found the job after the audiovisual company I worked for, lost its biggest contract. The listing described the position as overnight archive monitoring for a private media preservation company. The pay was $38 an hour, which was far more than anyone would normally offer to watch old television tapes.
Starting point is 00:01:18 I sent in my resume expecting the listing to be fake. The following afternoon, a woman named Ruth Bailey called and asked if I could come to the station that evening. Ruth was in her early 50s and had the tired, practical manner of someone who had spent too long solving problems nobody else believed were real. She'd worked at Channel 8 when she was young and had stayed after everyone else left. During my interview, she walked me through the building without trying to make it sound less abandoned than it was. The newsrooms still had faded weather maps pinned to the walls. The employee lounge contained vending machines with prices written in quarters. Studio A held the remains of a brightly painted children's set,
Starting point is 00:02:03 while Studio B contained two game show doors, one red and one yellow, standing beneath a row of dead stage lights. The only part of the station that seemed maintained was master control. The floor had been swept, the console lights worked, and six old television monitors sat above a bank of switches. A newer computer handled payroll and incident reports, but everything related to the nightly broadcast still ran through the original equipment.
Starting point is 00:02:33 At midnight, five programs will play in the same order, she told me. You don't start them and you don't stop them unless one of the rules tells you to. Most nights, nothing goes wrong. When something does, you follow the list exactly. Don't improvise because you think you understand what you're watching. These stopped being recordings. a long time ago. She handed me a laminated sheet with five numbered lines.
Starting point is 00:03:04 None of them looked like technical instructions. I thought they were a joke, but Ruth did not wait for me to laugh. She showed me how to lock the reinforced control room door, how to cut the audio without interrupting the picture, and how to switch the feed away from a program. She also pointed out the talkback microphone, which had once allowed the control room operator to speak to people inside the studios.
Starting point is 00:03:28 Well, my first shift began that night. At 1158, the tower light came on. At midnight, the monitors brightened and displayed the old Channel 8 logo. There was no tape inside any machine. The main transmitter had supposedly been disconnected from the tower, yet its power meter climbed as the first program began. For almost three weeks, the rules seemed ridiculous. us. The same programs played every night and nothing changed. I learned where the pictures rolled,
Starting point is 00:03:59 where the hosts stumbled over their lines, and which commercials had been recorded at a volume twice as loud as everything around him. By the end of my second week, I could recite most of the schedule without looking at the monitors. That familiarity made the first change worse. I knew exactly what was supposed to happen when Benny walked onto the set, and I knew he was not supposed to be carrying an Axe. The hours between programs gave me plenty of time to explore. Channel 8 had been abandoned too quickly for anyone to clean it out properly. Coffee cups still sat inside desk drawers. A cork board in the newsroom held a staff schedule for the station's final week. The archive shelves were packed with labeled tapes, but there were also gaps where entire years of recordings had been
Starting point is 00:04:48 removed. Ruth told me never to bring an old tape home, even if the company Marker's for disposal. Anything recorded inside Channel 8 belonged inside Channel 8. Benny's playhouse had been Channel 8's main children's program in the early 1990s. Benny was a large purple character with round eyes, a wide smile, and a green bowtie. He normally entered holding a yellow balloon, then spent 20 minutes teaching a simple lesson about sharing or kindness. The set had a painted blue house, a cardboard tree, and a short white fence. The first rule on my sheet read, If Benny appears with an axe,
Starting point is 00:05:32 lock the control room, and don't look outside until his show ends. That night, the episode started with an empty set. The painted sun rose behind the cardboard tree, but none of the children came through the blue house. Benny entered alone, instead of the yellow blue. he carried a full-sized axe with a dark metal head and a red handle. He stopped in the middle of the set and looked directly into the camera.
Starting point is 00:06:04 Well, hey, kids. Tonight we're going to play a new game. Nobody gets to leave until I say the game's over. And remember, we're friends forever. I lock the control room, dorm. I remember feeling foolish while I did it, because Benny was still only an image on a TV. And then the security monitor covering Studio A came on by itself. The real studio had been empty when I passed it 20 minutes earlier.
Starting point is 00:06:36 Now Benny was standing beneath the dead stage lights, with the axe resting against his shoulder. The security pictures showed the same painted house and the cardboard tree that appeared in the program, but everything was colorless beneath the worklines. Benny crossed the studio, stepped behind the scenery, and opened the door leading into the hallway. On the program monitor, the children's set remained empty. The camera did not follow him. A cheerful blue title appeared at the bottom of the picture.
Starting point is 00:07:10 Benny will be right back. The hallway camera showed him moving toward master control. He didn't hurry. He stopped at each closed office, tried the handle, and struck the door once with the axe before continuing. I stayed at the console and watched the program as the rule instructed. I could see the control room window to my right, but I kept my chair turned away from it. The first blow against my door shook the metal frame. Two more followed, several seconds apart.
Starting point is 00:07:43 The handle lowered and remained there while pressure pushed from the other side. I kept watching the empty television set. The cardboard tree moved slightly, even though Benny was no longer near it. Another blow split the wood facing around the log. I wanted to look through the window, if only to make sure the thing outside was the same one I'd seen on the security monitor. The rule did not say I had to keep watching the program. It only said not to look outside. Even so, I understood that the window was exactly where Beni was.
Starting point is 00:08:17 wanted my attention. The show continued, as though nothing had happened. A cartoon B moved across the empty set and reminded the audience to be kind. The blue house opened and closed by itself. Every few seconds, the axe at the control room door again. The impacts were slow and patient. Benny did not seem to be trying to break through quickly. He had nearly 15 minutes left in his program, and he appeared willing to use all of them. With two minutes remaining, the blow stopped. Then he walked back onto the televised set carrying his yellow balloon. He stood beside the cardboard tree and faced the camera.
Starting point is 00:09:02 We're friends forever. The credits rolled. I waited until the final Channel 8 logo vanished before I unlocked the door. There were 11. axe marks along the hallway. Three office doors had been split badly enough that I could see into the rooms behind him. My door had held, but a section of its wooden facing hung loose beside the log. Several strands of bright, purple fabric were caught in the broken wood. They felt warm when I touched them. Ruth arrived before sunrise, and examined the damage without surprise. She told me
Starting point is 00:09:42 the man who played Benny was named Frank Bell. During Channel 8's final broadcast, Frank went into Studio A to perform one last farewell segment. The other employees heard him talking on set, but when they entered, the costume was sitting upright in the middle of the floor. Frank was gone, and the zipper on the back of the costume was still closed from the inside. The security recording for must shift made the situation even harder to dismiss. It showed Benny leaving Studio A and walking down the hall, but the camera's nearest master control never captured him. Those monitors displayed an empty hallway while the axe was striking my door.
Starting point is 00:10:27 When the program ended, the picture skipped forward and the damage simply appeared. Whatever had been outside the control room was real enough to split wood, but it had stopped being visible as soon as it reached the part of the station, where I might have looked directly at it. Nobody knows whether that's Frank walking around in there, Ruth began. I don't think it is. Frank never carried an axe, and he never tried to get into master control.
Starting point is 00:10:57 Whatever Benny is now, it knows the episode gives it 24 minutes exactly. If the show ends while you're behind a locked door, it goes back. If you look at it directly, it stops following the program. She replaced the damaged facing that afternoon. I noticed older cuts beneath the sections she removed, some of them filled with layers of paint. Benny had reached that door many times before I started working there.
Starting point is 00:11:32 You gotta try breakfast. Better way than with a delicious pratt organic coffee, starting with just $1 all day, every day, now, until December 31st. You gotta try, Brett, at participating A&W locations in Ontario. The second rule concerned the Channel 8 evening news. The broadcast had been recorded
Starting point is 00:12:09 on the night before Channel 8 closed and was hosted by Paula Vane. A woman with short brown hair and a habit of keeping both hands folded on the desk. Most of the stories were harmless. A water main break had closed two streets downtown.
Starting point is 00:12:24 A high school basketball team had won a holiday tournament. The Channel 8's owners had announced that the station would leave the air the following night. The second rule read, If the news anchor begins reading your obituary, cut the audio before she says your full name. The obituary began on my fifth week. Paula finished the basketball story, placed one page beneath another,
Starting point is 00:12:49 and looked into the camera. We end tonight with the death of a member of the Channel 8 family. He was 33 years old and had recently. joined our overnight staff after working in audio-visual installation. He lived alone on Willow Street and was last seen enter in this building shortly before 11. His body will be discovered in master control at 216 tomorrow morning. A photograph appeared over her shoulder. It showed me, sitting at the console in the gray shirt I was wearing that night.
Starting point is 00:13:23 The angle was from directly above the monitor. where no camera had ever been installed. In the picture, my head was lowered and one arm hung beside the chair. Paula continued with details that had never appeared in my resume. She mentioned the name of my landlord, the college I'd attended for one year,
Starting point is 00:13:45 and an operation I had when I was 14. She said the control room door would be locked from the inside and that there would be no sign anyone else had entered the station. I reached for the audio switch but didn't touch it yet. The rule said to cut the sound before she said my full name. I needed to know whether she was truly talking about me
Starting point is 00:14:07 or whether the similarities were meant to frighten whoever happened to be working. Paula looked down at the page one last time. Funeral arrangements for Daniel. I cut the audio. Her lips continued moving. The lower third of the screen displayed my first. first name, but the space beside it remained empty. The clock on the newsroom wall read 216. The clock above my console read 201. The control room door locked with a hard metallic click. I tried it
Starting point is 00:14:41 once and stopped. The lights above me went out one row at a time, leaving only the monitors and the small lamps built into the console. The station telephone lit up with my home number, even though no call came through. On the silent broadcast, Paula finished the obituary and turned to another camera. The picture over her shoulder changed. It now showed the control rum as it looked in that moment, with me standing beside the locked door. When I moved back to the desk, the version of me on the news screen did the same thing a second later. At 2.11, the temperature of the console display began falling. At 2.13, a sheet of paper slid from the station printer.
Starting point is 00:15:28 I left it where it landed. Paula remained behind the desk, watching the clock. She'd finished speaking, but the program did not cut to a commercial. At 2.15, the image of me over her shoulder lowered its head. I stayed upright. The picture waited as though expecting me to match it. I held down to the edge of the console, and watched the second hand cross the final minute.
Starting point is 00:15:55 At 216, every monitor went black except the news feed. Paula looked down at the papers in front of her, then set him aside. The photograph of me disappeared. A commercial for a used car dealership began and the control room lights returned. The lock released at the same moment. The paper from the printer was a full obituary. Every detail Paula had read was printed on it, including the time and place of my death. The heading at the top, said Daniel, followed by a long blank space, where my surname should have been.
Starting point is 00:16:35 One detail disturbed me even more than the rest. Near the bottom, the obituary said I was survived by no children and no spouse, which was true. Beneath that, it thanked Ruth Bailey for discovering me and notifying my family. Paula had not read that section before I cut the sound. The broadcast had already decided what Ruth would do after finding my body. Preventing my last name from being spoken had not merely saved me. It had erased an entire chain of events the station had prepared for everyone around me. Ruth showed me another obituary when she came in.
Starting point is 00:17:17 It had been printed in the same room in 2004. The employee's name was Alan Pierce, and both his first and last name appeared at the top. Ruth found him dead at the consul at the exact time the news had reported. There had been no injury and no clear medical cause. His obituary had simply become a fact. The picture isn't what completes it. Ruth began. The name does.
Starting point is 00:17:46 You can let her read every other word if you have to, but she cannot finish identifying you. Once she does, the station treats the report as something that has already happened. I kept the paper with a blank surname in my locker. Part of me wanted to throw it away, but I learned by then that getting rid of something did not mean Channel 8 had forgotten it.
Starting point is 00:18:15 third program was called Two Doors to Fortune. It had been filmed in Studio B where the original set still stood. Contestants answered simple questions, then chose between a red door and a yellow one. One door held a prize, usually a refrigerator or a vacation package. The other held something intentionally disappointing, like a sack of potatoes. The host, Warren Pike, treated every choice as though the future of the world depended on it. The third rule read, The game show only has two doors, if a third appears,
Starting point is 00:18:54 close it before anything gets through. I asked Ruth how I was supposed to close a door inside a television program. Instead of answering, she took me into Studio B and showed me a steel bar mounted beneath the edge of the stage. It looked newer than anything around it.
Starting point is 00:19:12 She told me that if a third door appeared on the monitor, it would also appear on the physical set. I had to enter the studio, pull the third door shut, and drop the steel bar across it. You may see something on the other side, she began. Don't waste time deciding what it is. The wider the door opens, the harder it becomes to close. The third door appeared on a night when Ruth was working in the archive room. The contestant on the screen had already rejected the red door
Starting point is 00:19:50 and was considering the yellow one when Warren raised a hand toward the center of the set. I'm Warren Pike, and before you decide, we have a special third option for you tonight. A tall black door stood between the other two. It had no handle, no frame. and no visible hinges. I called the roof and ran to Studio B. The stage lights came on as we entered. The red and yellow doors stood where they always had,
Starting point is 00:20:22 but the black door had appeared between them. It was already open several inches. There was no backstage area beyond it. The opening looked onto a vast place beneath an unfamiliar sky. Dark water covered the ground, and enormous shapes moved far beyond the doorway. At first the distance made them difficult to understand, and then one of them shifted,
Starting point is 00:20:49 and I realized the shapes were not mountains. They were living things. Several massive tentacles moved across the water. One rose toward the opening and filled most of a view. Beyond it, another vast silhouette lifted from the darkness. I never saw either creature completely. The small portion visible through the doorway was enough to make the game show studio feel like a toy set placed beside an ocean. Ruth grabbed the edge of the door while I pulled the steel bar from beneath a stage.
Starting point is 00:21:27 Before we could close it, the first tentacle pushed into the studio. It swept a television camera from its stand and dragged the machine through the opening. as easily as if it were empty cardboard. Another tentacle curled around the scenery. The black door widened several more inches. We pulled together. The door moved, but something on the other side pressed against it. A third tentacle slid across the floor and wrapped around roof's waist.
Starting point is 00:21:58 It tightened and pulled her feet out from under her. I caught her beneath the arms before she reached the doorway. For several seconds, of us remained fixed in place. Ruth between me and the creature, the open doorway showing those enormous shapes moving closer through the black water. Then the tentacle loosened enough for roof to twist free. We forced the door inward and dropped the steel bar into its brackets. The impact of the closing door shook the set. Tenicles struck the other side. One narrow end remained trapped beneath a door.
Starting point is 00:22:38 It pulled free as the entire doorway faded, taking the steel bar with it. The stage lights went out. The red and yellow game show doors remained exactly where they'd always been. The black one was gone. Roof sat against the stage until she could stand. Dark circular marks had formed across her coat and around one wrist. The studio floor was covered with several inches of dark water,
Starting point is 00:23:05 but it began draining into the carpet without leaving it wet. The camera the creature had taken never returned. For a few seconds after the doorway vanished, the red and yellow doors rattled inside their frames. Something struck the wall behind the set, hard enough to shake dust from the stage lights, even though the real wall opened onto a narrow storage room. We checked that room later and found it empty.
Starting point is 00:23:31 The force had come from the other side of a passage that no longer existed. The television in the corner continued playing two doors to fortune. Warren Pike congratulated the contestant for choosing the yellow door. Nobody on the program acknowledged the missing camera
Starting point is 00:23:49 or the opening that it almost let something enormous into our world. Back in master control, Ruth showed me security footage from 2007. A night technician named Martin Cole had been alone when the black door appeared. By the time he reached the set, it had opened halfway. The recording showed a tentacle wrap around him and pull him through.
Starting point is 00:24:15 Martin disappeared with the door, and nothing belonging to him was ever recovered. Ruth did not know where the doorway led or what the creatures were. She only knew that they had learned Channel 8 opened a path into our world for several minutes at a time. If the black door ever opened completely, the steel bar would no longer hold it. We'd closed it while the creatures still had to reach through one tentacle at a time. But something much larger had been approaching behind them. After the game show incident, I've stopped thinking of the rules as protections for the people inside the station. They protected the building itself. Benny wanted to move through it.
Starting point is 00:25:03 Paula could make a death happen inside it. The black door could connect it to a world full of things large enough to tear the place apart without noticing. I started wondering what would happen. If there were no one in master control when the programs began, Ruth avoided that question whenever I raised it. She told me to concentrate on the next program. Tomorrow's Weather with Marion Holt.
Starting point is 00:25:29 Marion had been Channel 8's weather woman for almost 20 years. Her segment was filmed in the newsroom in front of a blue map covered with magnetic suns, clouds, and snowflakes. Her forecast never changed. She predicted a cold and partly cloudy morning, a light dusting of snow in the northern part of the county, and clearer skies by evening. The fourth rule read, If Marion starts predicting the end times, cut away immediately. And that rule seemed almost funny the first time I read it. Ruth assured me it was not.
Starting point is 00:26:07 She showed me the cutaway switch, then made me practice changing the feed to a recorded commercial without stopping the station's internal transmission. The distinction mattered. Turning off the whole system allowed the program to search for another screen. Cutting away kept the signal inside Channel 8, while removing Marion from the air. By that point, I knew more about Miriam than I knew about most living people.
Starting point is 00:26:33 Channel 8 had used to earn dozens of promotional clips. In one of them, she introduced viewers to her goldfish bubbles, who lived in a round bowl on the corner of her desk. Marion claimed bubbles became restless whenever a storm was coming. The fish appeared in holiday cards, charity announcements, and even one advertisement for a pet store. A framed photograph of bubbles still sat on the abandoned weather desk. She loved that fish.
Starting point is 00:27:03 the first unusual forecast began normally marian pointed to a line of clouds moving across the state and predicted rain after midnight then she moved a blue flood marker over the county that had never been part of the segment The rain will begin shortly after midnight, but it will not stop in the morning. The river will overflow before one, and every road leading out of town will be underwater before two. The lower houses will disappear first. By dawn, the water will reach the courthouse roof. I placed my hands on the cutaway switch. The rule said to use it, if Marion began predicting the end times. flooding was serious but it was still weather and i didn't know where roof drew the line while i hesitated more blue markers spread across the map until they covered the entire state water crept beneath the control room door it was only a thin line at first i touched it with the edge of my shoe and i found it cold enough to make my footache through the leather the security monitors showed water spreading through the hallways and collecting around the legs of the studio
Starting point is 00:28:19 equipment. Miriam removed the ordinary cloud markers and replaced them with a dark cloud that covered three counties. The locust will arrive with the flood. There will be enough of them to hide the moon, and they will settle on every field, every road, and every house from here to the state line. Whatever the water leaves standing, they will strip bare. Do not bother closing your windows because they'll already be inside. Small impacts began tapping against the control room glass. Within seconds, hundreds of locusts covered the window. More struck the exterior cameras and collected across the parking lot.
Starting point is 00:29:05 The tower light vanished behind the moving cloud. I pushed the cutaway switch, but nothing happened. The commercial cartridge beside the console started spinning, but Marion remained on every screen. She pushed the flood and locust markers aside and unfolded his second map. This one showed the entire world. Red lines crossed the oceans.
Starting point is 00:29:31 Dark openings appeared over the mountains. Marion was no longer glancing at the notes on her desk. She leaned toward the map, moving her hands across it as though the destruction were unfolding under her fingers. The oceans will begin to boil before morning. The mountains will split from their foundations, and everything buried beneath them will rise. The cities will burn from the ground upward.
Starting point is 00:30:02 The clouds will open over every nation. The sky will rain, fire, and... Marion! I called into the talkback microphone. Relax. I remember the old promotional clip and the little bowl on the corner of her desk. Yes, yes, calm down, I continued. Remember your goldfish bubbles.
Starting point is 00:30:30 Marion lowered the page. She looked toward the framed photograph beside her weather maps and smiled. Oh, yes, bubbles. I'd forgotten about bubbles. She returned to her normal self then, and straighten the papers in front of her. Everything is fine. Tomorrow will be partly cloudy. The floodwater dropped at once.
Starting point is 00:30:59 It didn't flow out of the control room. It simply lowered until the carpet beneath my shoes was dry. The locust vanished from the windows, revealing a normal black sky and the steady red tower light. The orange glow above Studio A disappeared. On the program, Marion placed a magnetic cloud over the county, smiled toward the camera, and finished her ordinary forecast. I stood behind the console with my pants wet to my knees. I started laughing.
Starting point is 00:31:32 It wasn't because the situation was harmless. I had been seconds away from watching a local weather segment tear the world apart. and apparently the only thing holding Miriam back was concerned for a goldfish. One dead locusts remained on the console. Its body was longer than my thumb, with red streaks along its folded wings. I sealed it in an evidence bag before Ruth arrived. When I told her how I'd stopped the forecast, she sat down and covered her face for several seconds.
Starting point is 00:32:05 Then she looked at the photograph of bubbles I'd taken from the weather desk. Keep that beside the cutaway switch. I'm adding it to the emergency procedure, she said. And that was when Roof finally told me what had happened on the night Channel 8 closed. The station had been failing for years. Advertising revenue was down. The equipment was old. And the owners had decided it'd be cheaper to sell the property than keep broadcasting.
Starting point is 00:32:34 The staff planned a farewell night, made up of their best-known local program, Benny's Playhouse, The Evening News, Two Doors to Fortune, Tomorrow's Weather, and Danny Doodles Cartoon Club were scheduled to air one last time before the station signed off. The problems began shortly after midnight. Benny left his set. Paula read the obituary of a camera operator who died before she finished the report. The third door appeared during the game show and took one of the stage hands. Marion abandoned her normal forecast and began describing floods, locust, and fire.
Starting point is 00:33:17 Ruth was a junior control room operator then. She cut away from Marion before the final prediction, but several feet of water had already filled the station's lower floor. The remaining employees shut down the transmitter. For nine minutes, every screen inside Channel 8 went dark. Then calls began reaching the station. from people in town. The five programs had appeared on television throughout Marden,
Starting point is 00:33:44 even in houses where the sets were turned off. Benny walked out of one family's screen and left axe marks in their living room. A man watching the news heard Paula begin his obituary. Two children told their parents that Danny Doodle had asked them to volunteer. Ruth restored the internal broadcast loop, and the outside signals stopped.
Starting point is 00:34:09 The programs returned to the station, as if they'd been pulled back by rope. Channel 8 officially closed that morning. The owners blamed an electrical failure and the company's financial problems. Ruth and two other employees stayed behind to keep the nightly loop contained. Over the years, one died, one disappeared. Then the responsibility passed through a small group of people hired under the cover of archive work. We don't know why the signal moves outside when nobody is here to hold it. Ruth began.
Starting point is 00:34:46 Maybe the programs need viewers. Maybe they need somewhere to exist. All I know is that if we keep them running inside this building and follow the rules, then the people out there are safe. You gotta try breakfast. Better way than with a delicious pre-organic coffee. Starting with just $1 all day, every day now until December 31st. At participating A&W locations in Ontario.
Starting point is 00:35:33 The fifth program began at 3 in the morning. Danny Doodle's Cartoon Club was a cheap animated show, built around a boy with blue overalls and a red crayon tucked behind one ear. Danny lived in a place called Doodle Town, where the houses leaned at odd angles and every tree was a different color. At the end of each episode, He stood beside a blue door and asked if anyone at home wanted to enter the cartoon and help with the next adventure. The fifth rule read,
Starting point is 00:36:07 Never volunteered to enter Danny Doodle's cartoon. Anyone who does will be trapped inside forever. Unlike the other rules, there was no switch to press and no door to close. Ruth said I only had to keep quiet. That seemed simple, until I started noticing the man in the background. He appeared near the Cran Bakery during my first week, but I'd mistaken him for an unusually tall cartoon character.
Starting point is 00:36:38 Later episodes placed him closer to the foreground. He wore a blue shirt with a white rectangle over the pocket. His arms and legs were drawn with uneven black lines, and his face changed slightly each time he moved. He never joined Danny's games. He stood at the edge of the picture and watched the camera. I recognized him from an employee photograph in the archive. His name was Eddie Moss, and he'd worked my shift several years earlier.
Starting point is 00:37:09 His locker was stolen the employee room with a coat hanging inside. Ruth had originally told me Eddie quit without collecting his things. The more carefully I watched, the more trapped people I noticed. A woman in a Channel 8 blazer appeared beyond the Cran post office. A camera operator stood beneath a purple tree, holding a camera that had been drawn far too small for him. They performed the same limited movements whenever the episode repeated, but their eyes followed things that were not part of the animation.
Starting point is 00:37:44 Sometimes one of them reached the edge of the screen and pressed a hand against it until Danny entered the scene. Then they returned to their assigned places as if the cartoon had pulled them backward. After the incident with Marion, she showed me the recording of Eddie's final night. He'd been alone in the master control when Danny asked for a volunteer. Eddie laughed, raised his hand toward the monitor, and said, Sure, Danny, I volunteer. The security picture lost him for less than a second.
Starting point is 00:38:19 His chair didn't move, and the door never opened. One frame showed Eddie sitting at the console. The next showed the chair empty. On the program monitor, a crude cartoon version of Eddie stepped through the blue door into Doodle Town. We've tried talking to him through the program. Ruth began. But he can't see us. He can't cross the edge of the picture.
Starting point is 00:38:47 He doesn't age. None of them do. As far as I can tell, there is no end to an episode once you're inside it. The next time Danny Doodle aired, Eddie was waiting beside the blue door before the opening title finished. More figures stood behind him. Some wore clothing from the 1990s. Others had Channel 8 badges drawn out of their shirts. I recognized Frank Bell, the man who performed inside the Benny costume.
Starting point is 00:39:19 Even though his cartoon face had been reduced to a few rough lines, whatever now walked around as Benny was not Frank. Frank had been trapped here all along. Danny ignored the adventure scheduled for that night. He walked past the Cran houses and stopped in front of the screen. We saved a place for you, Daniel. All you have to do is volunteer, and you'll never have to work another night. you can stay with us for every adventure.
Starting point is 00:39:52 Once you come inside, you'll be our friend forever. Eddie shook his head. He pressed both hands against the invisible edge of the picture and tried to form words, but nothing came through the monitor. Behind him, the other trapped employees did the same thing. I kept my mouth closed. Danny stepped aside and showed me a card. version of the control room. It was warm and bright, with a yellow desk and a window looking
Starting point is 00:40:24 over Doodle Town. The cartoon version of me sat in the chair eating from a plate that never became empty. Danny explained that there would be no more night shifts, no locked doors, and no reason to be afraid. I only had to say that I wanted to join. The edge of the main console turned black. Color spread across its surface in broad crayon strokes. The knobs flattened into circles, drawn on yellow paper, and the telephone became a red outline. When I lifted my hands, heavy black lions had formed around my fingers. Danny asked whether I was tired. He asked whether I wanted to leave Channel 8. He asked whether I wanted Eddie to come home. Every question was designed to make a simple yes
Starting point is 00:41:15 sound harmless. I looked at Eddie instead. He had scratched two words into the wall of the cartoon bakery. No trade. The control room door flattened against the wall and turned bright blue. Beyond its drawn window, I could see Doodle Town instead of the station hallway. The trapped employees gathered on the other side. They were close enough that I could see the rough cran marks making up their faces.
Starting point is 00:41:45 Danny held out one hand. Eddie can leave if you take his place. One friend comes out and one friend comes in. You only have to volunteer. The station telephone rang then. Ruth's name appeared on its small display, but I didn't answer. I didn't know whether telling her I was all right would be enough for Danny to claim I had accepted something. I pulled the notepad toward me and wrote,
Starting point is 00:42:15 I will not speak in large letters, then held it toward the security camera. The cartoon continued spreading. The television monitors became painted squares. The floor beneath my chair turned white, then filled with green crayon grass. When I looked toward my hands again, the black outlines had reached my wrist. Danny began a countdown to the credits. He didn't count quickly. Between each number, he described another thing waiting for me in Doodle Town.
Starting point is 00:42:50 I would have a house that never needed repairs. Every day would be a new adventure. Nothing in the cartoon could kill me, and I would never grow old. Eddie pointed to himself, and then to the words he'd scratched under the wall. He had received the same promises. He'd been wearing that blue shirt for years, repeating the same 26-minute day, while the outside world moved on without him. I folded my arms across my chest and waited.
Starting point is 00:43:23 When Danny reached one, the credits began rolling over the control room. Names appeared across the wall, the console, and my clothes. Eddie Moss was listed as friend number six. Frank Bell was listed as friend number two. At the bottom of the blue door, new letters formed beneath the words, new friend, Daniel Harper.
Starting point is 00:43:47 The letters reached the middle of my last name and stopped. The black lines around my hands loosened. Daniel Harr smeared across the door, as though someone had dragged a wet cloth through it. Danny looked at the unfinished name. That's okay. We'll ask again tomorrow. The program ended.
Starting point is 00:44:11 The control room returned, piece by piece. The console regained its depth, the grass vanished from the floor, and the exit became a real metal door. The only mark left on me was a thin black line around my right thumbnail. It remained there for nearly a month. Ruth entered as soon as the credits finished. She'd watched the entire incident from the archive monitor and understood why I had not answered her call. Eddie was still inside the cartoon. standing beside Danny as the final Channel 8 logo faded. I finished the shift, placed my keys on the console, and told Ruth I was done.
Starting point is 00:44:54 She didn't try to stop me. She said she had left Channel 8 many times herself, especially during the first few years. She always came back before the next broadcast, because she knew what happened when nobody was there. I drove away shortly before sunrise. Martin was beginning to wake up as I passed through town. Lights were on inside the hospital. A woman was opening the blinds at an all-night diner. Delivery trucks were stopping behind the grocery store, and porch lights marked the rows of houses beyond it. None of those people knew than an old television station just outside town had nearly filled their streets with floodwater and locust. They didn't know that something larger than a building had pressed against a door, less than five miles,
Starting point is 00:45:43 from their homes. I stopped at the diner, and I sat in my car while the sky brightened. If Ruth ever became too old to continue, and no one replaced me, Benny would eventually walk into someone's living room. Paula would read a new obituary. The black door would open,
Starting point is 00:46:04 without anyone nearby to close it. Marion would finish her forecast. Danny would find volunteers who had not, never seen our rules. Ruth had spent most of her adult life protecting people, who would never even know her name. She hadn't stayed because Channel 8 forced her. She stayed because someone had to be sitting at the console when the old logo appeared. I called her that afternoon and asked whether she'd given my key to someone else.
Starting point is 00:46:36 She had not. And I returned before 11 that night. My key was still on the console, the axe marks were still in the hallway, and the space where the missing game show camera had stood was still empty. The photograph of bubbles was waiting beside the cutaway switch. At midnight, the tower light came on. Benny entered holding his yellow balloon, and the night began normally. And that was more than two years ago. I still work four nights a week at Channel 8, and roof covers the other three.
Starting point is 00:47:10 Between us, the station is never left alone when the broadcast begins. Most shifts are quiet. Benny stays inside his program. Paula reads the news from 1999. The game show uses only two doors. Marion predicts ordinary clouds, and Danny asks for volunteers who know better than to answer. Ruth and I reinforced the control room door,
Starting point is 00:47:36 install the second cutaway switch, and placed another steel bar beneath a single bar beneath a game show stage. We keep written logs because recordings are unreliable inside Channel 8. Some mornings, a tape shows a normal episode and leaves us as
Starting point is 00:47:52 the only people who remember what nearly came through. I do not stay because I am trapped. I stay because the people outside this building deserve normal weather and locked doors between their world and the things waiting beyond
Starting point is 00:48:08 hours. They deserve to turn on a television without seeing their own obituary or being invited into a place that they can never leave. I keep the five rules beside the console. Next to them is the photograph of Marion's goldfish. If she starts moving those flood markers again, I will hit the cutaway switch. If that fails, I will remind her about bubbles. The people of Marden believe Channel 8 has been dead for decades. Ruth and I will make sure it stays that way.

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