Lineup Fantasy Football Show - 12 Fantasy Football Player Types in EVERY League ft. Troybert

Episode Date: May 13, 2026

Every fantasy football league has the same 12 guys. Mitch and Mello are joined by Troybert to break down EVERY type of fantasy football player you've got in your league. From the guy who drafted his f...avorite team's entire roster to the player who autodrafts and SOMEHOW beats you in the playoffs. Whether you're in a dynasty fantasy football league, or a casual redraft, these are the players we've all had to deal with 0:00 - The 12 Fantasy Football Players in EVERY League 0:36 - The Casual 2:24 - The Pretend Casual 3:53 - The "Doing You a Favor" Guy 6:44 - The Homer 9:05 - The Pompous Poser 11:26 - The Statue 13:28 - Mr. Irrelevant 15:51 - The "Points For" Guy 17:53 - The Analyst Parrot 20:51 - The Absentee Drafter 22:37 - The Leprechaun 24:42 - The Rebuilder Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Today, we are identifying the 12 types of fantasy football fans. And spoiler alert, if you're in a 12-man league, odds are you're one of them. Welcome back to the line of fantasy football show. I'm Mitch Anderson. I'm Justin Mello. And we are joined by a very, very, very, very special guest today, YouTuber and professional NFL yapper, Troy Burt. Welcome into the show, my man.
Starting point is 00:00:21 Thank you guys so much for having me. I'm stoked to be on. We are pumped to have you. It is time for us to break down all 12 guys in every single fan. football league, and we're going to kick things off with an obvious one. Usually we have the guest start, but I just had to get this one out of the way. We've got to talk about the first guy in every league, which is the casual. We all know this guy. He's the one who shows up on draft day. He had no idea Mike Evans was on the 49ers, no idea Kenneth Walker was on the chiefs. He's hearing everyone talking about Jay Love, and he's like, bro, the Packers are so mid.
Starting point is 00:00:52 Why do you even care about him? He also loves the older guys that were relevant a few years ago, when he had a little more time to follow the NFL. He's like, how is Derek Henry going in the second round? And Patrick Mahomes is still on the board. And the third, can't let that value slip. And then the cherry on top, he drafts a kicker and a defense in rounds nine and ten to fill out the starting lineup. And you sit and you watch this guy during the draft and you're chuckling, sitting back, sipping a beer, being like, I'm going to dominate him this year.
Starting point is 00:01:19 And then he kicks your ass because fantasy is so cruel. Literally, I was just about to say when you were talking about them drafting all the old guys or the big names that aren't necessarily considered high fantasy assets going into the year. And then those are the guys that always just end up hitting. It's like yeah, Travis Kelsey resurgence after a few down years just because the
Starting point is 00:01:39 casual nearly drafted him three rounds above ADP. There's always one casual that manages to have an outstanding year. It never fails. It feels like a Cinderella run from like a mid-major in March Madness. How is he pulling it off? Absolutely. And what's even more annoying than the fact
Starting point is 00:01:55 that he is a casual in terms of his knowledge. It's also more annoying that he's a casual in terms of how much he cares and he's kicking your ass. And he does even care. And it's like, why can't that be me? I do care. You text him like, screw you. He's like, why?
Starting point is 00:02:10 What happened? Yeah. What's going on? He sets his lineup. Harley gets people in on time. Has a guy on a biweek still wins. Yeah. The worst.
Starting point is 00:02:20 That's a really good segue, though, to the other guy in your fantasy league. Very similar. so I'm piggybacking here, the pretend casual. And the pretend casual is very similar to the casual, but he's actually not at all because he's really a tryhard in disguise. He thinks he's too cool to care to pay close attention, but he really does, and it's all a facade. He's got the ESPN or sleeper app open at all times checking his scores,
Starting point is 00:02:46 but pretends he doesn't even know what his record is. He'll ask questions before the draft like, the draft snakes, right? But he knows damn well it does because he's done 72 mock drafts. since April. And then he loses in the semifinals and it's, oh man, I didn't even realize it made the playoffs. I'll count this as a successful season. But in reality, he's dying inside. He is so devastated. He's like the meme of the crying guy with the happy face mask over his face. That is the pretend casual. He's the fantasy football equivalent at the guy who goes to a bar and hits on a girl gets turned down and then goes up to his buddies and like, oh, she's beep, bro. I wasn't
Starting point is 00:03:21 even interested. You kidding me? It's like, no, bro, you, you cared a lot. Don't lie to me right now. I'm going to protect a certain John Doe, but Mello and I are in a home league with someone who is exactly like this. 100%. And if you're listening and you're saying, I don't think I have a pretend casual in my league. Ask yourself, is it you?
Starting point is 00:03:40 Because I feel like every league has one. 100%. I feel like, okay, so yours was about someone that we all know. And so I feel like this person is someone that we definitely all know, and it's the doing you a favor guy. Oh yeah. Yes. Yes. Okay. So, you know, he's always going to be sending you trade offers. And every time he sends one, it's a horrible offer. And then he's appalled that you would decline, right? And there's always some sort of terminology. It's always a similar phrase. It's always like, you're getting the better end of the deal here. You know, you should really take this. And it's always just the worst possible thing you can imagine. And for whatever reason, the guys on his team are always valued at the maximum possible potential. and then your players are always at the lowest. So like an example I'll give is Justin Jefferson. You know, I'm a huge Vikings fan. So on my team, he has QB issues, had a down year. Don't know if he's
Starting point is 00:04:37 ever going to be good again or rise back, you know, in the top five status. But if he's on this guy's team, if he's on the doing you a favor guy's team, QB situation solved. Kyler Murray is the truth. He's going to give him back to wide receiver one. And there's nothing you can tell. him otherwise to get it across. So this guy will bombard you with trades endlessly and always just tell you how bad your team is or how bad the guys that he's trading for are. They're bad for some reason, but he really, really wants them. You can't figure out why. And if you ever ask them, you know, straight up, you know, well, why do you want them? It usually stops them in their tracks. It's always like, I can't even believe I offered that to you and you turned it down.
Starting point is 00:05:20 that's my favorite one personally personally offended like it was a two for one deal meanwhile his two players were like courtland sutton and like tyler eljir and he's trying to get like jamar chase from you and it's like yeah man i'm sorry i don't know what to tell you the best one not to aside too far
Starting point is 00:05:39 the best one i ever received was somebody offered me kirk cousins for jalen hertz straight up during hertz breakout season and i was like absolutely not and he goes you don't understand Kurt Cousins can run the play action so much better than Jalen Hertz. Kurt Cousins was like the QB 24 that year and Hurst. It's like the QB3. I have one better for you.
Starting point is 00:05:59 I had one recently this last season. So when Jackson Dart got hurt in one of my dynasty leagues, this guy sent me an offer for Tua straight across. And I was like, I don't know why I would ever want that. And then he was so offended and he said something like, I thought it was a toss-up, you know, just like whoever you like more. And I'm like, who's, who's, I think I like dart more. Yeah, I was like, who's taking Tua?
Starting point is 00:06:22 Like, I was like, if I sent you this in reverse, would you take it? And he's like, yes. Those, both of those examples are so funny to me because they're even more egregious that they're one for one quarterback trades, like two players of the same position. Like, in what universe am I being ridiculous for denying a trade when you are literally just trying to get an upgrade at the same position? Like, there's no nuance to that at all. All right, let me jump into number four.
Starting point is 00:06:44 This guy is definitely in every league. that's the homer. The guy who's just a huge fan of your hometown team, he is so tough to play with when you're actually excited about a player on your team. Mello, we're New England guys, and so we've had plenty of experience seeing Patriots players fly off draft boards rounds and rounds earlier than their ADP. And I honestly wonder how many New England redraft leagues end up with Drake May off the board
Starting point is 00:07:08 in like the first or second round just because people are so excited to have him. Years ago, it was Gronk. I mean, I think probably ADP-wise, he was going around the, four to six overall, and you were seeing him go off like one or two in some leagues. And then now I'm looking at like, say you're in a Detroit league and your buddy Stags Gibbs off the board at the 101, which is a great pick. And then he pairs him with Tesla at the next turn, because Melo said he was going to lead the lines and receiving touchdowns. And it seems like an incredibly negative EV move. But then you look back at like, look at the dolphins a few years ago if you had drafted Tua,
Starting point is 00:07:42 Jalen Waddle, and Tyree Kill. Even if you went above any P, this guy can, still end up beating you and it's so frustrating. I like having those guys in my league though, especially, I mean, a lot of the time if they're your buddies from home or whatever, you're all rooting for the same team. But if you just have like the random Cowboys fan in your in your draft, you know like, all right, well, I'm not getting Javante or Citi or George Pickens, but I know I can count on them to be gone like eight picks ahead of ADP. Yeah. And I can sort of calculate that into my projections. I'm definitely this kind of, of person with the Vikings. And so it's never paid off for me ever except for my very,
Starting point is 00:08:23 I think it was like my first or second year playing fantasy. And it was that year that it was, I think I had Schenko, Sidney Rice, Percy Harvin, Brett Favre. I think I, yeah, I got bounced out of the, I think, the championship game. I got second place or something. But that's literally the only time it's ever worked out for me. Well, that worked out huge. I just wish you got in on it during the Kurt Cousins years because he runs the play action so well. Yeah. Especially he's true. That's true. That's true. Trachy Jackson Dyer for Kirk Cousins right now, straight up. It's a toss-up, you know, it's like either war.
Starting point is 00:08:55 Next guy I want to talk about shifting gears to this guy is definitely in every single league. And I feel like we're picking fun at all your league mates today, but this might be the most insufferable one. It's the pompous poser. This guy's just the absolute worst. I talked about the pretend casual earlier. The pompous poser is basically the exact opposite of that. he is so cocky and refuses to ever accept that he is wrong. Even though going into your draft, he's in very minimum research.
Starting point is 00:09:22 He just watched Jeremiah Love highlights and did like three mock drafts the day before. But he thinks he knows everything. He will call every other pick during your draft the worst pick of the draft throughout the entirety of the draft. Soon as the stickers on the board, the buttons clicked. He's telling you why it was a stupid pick. He's guaranteed to give you, quote, unquote, friendly advice, sort of like a like he's doing you a favor help you do better next year and he always has irrational infatuation or hatred for the most random players he'll just be like bro isaiah pacheco's a top 10
Starting point is 00:09:55 back in the league and everyone's sleeping they don't realize how good he is or dude pukinaku is a matt stafford merchant he'll never keep this up throughout his whole career just like the most random hot takes and in his eyes any fantasy opinion ever muttered by anyone online is the most incorrect load of nonsense ever displayed by humanity. You should never express an opinion to the pompous poser because he will tell you that you are the dumbest human being in the existence of the human race. I will admit, I've probably had a little bit of this in me, and then you wrote down the Isaiah Pacheco thing, and I'm like, man, I was really high on Isaiah Pacheco's career. You know what? I didn't have you in mind as I was talking about the pompous poser,
Starting point is 00:10:37 but now I'm starting to see it, Mitch. I think we all, I think we all have a little bit of this us, but there is the guy that we all can think of right now that we know of in our league. Have you guys had it? So now we all have, like, I don't know if you guys do with like Discord, but like one of my leagues, like we're like always in Discord. And so we'll screenshot old takes to this exact person, but it still doesn't register. They'll be like, this, this, this is why I said that you don't have the full context. Like they will never, ever, ever own up, even when you have receipts.
Starting point is 00:11:09 There was a material change. I just have like Vietnam flashbacks to people years and years ago pulling up the receipts on my pro-Kennie Goliday takes when he signed with the Giants. And I'm like, man, I need to look at myself in the mirror. I think I might be this guy too. All right. I call this guy the statue. And I don't know how else to describe this person other than they're very scared. So whatever they draft, it doesn't matter what they draft, that team is not changing.
Starting point is 00:11:37 Even in dynasty. They won't trade because anytime that they trade, they just. see themselves, okay, if I trade this player and they go on to become great, whatever, they can't accept that. So they make absolutely no moves. And there is one exception, I feel like, that they will make a move. And it's when you offer a trade or they get a trade that's so ridiculous that it covers their risk. So it has to be something that's so lopsided that they feel like there's no possible way that they can lose or look back in the future and go, okay, what if this doesn't work out the way I want it to? So I call this person the statue. And, uh,
Starting point is 00:12:12 They too, usually will, I feel like they use the keep trade cut calculator a lot. So anytime I send this person an offer, they send it back to me and they're like, no, it's, it's even. I don't want to do it or whatever. You're winning on this, that kind of thing. This is a rare circumstance where I think there's sometimes multiple of this guy in one league. I feel like they're league killers like in Dynasty. Like it sucks when there's a person that you can't trade and you see something that you want and you know like you're never. getting that person off that team.
Starting point is 00:12:44 It's the trade calculator thing's so true. It's like they have a subconscious rule that they haven't even like accepted or verbalized to themselves, but they need to have like at least 2,000 points for a trade calculator to pull the trigger. It's like a really like actual common fallacy in finance and just in life that people often value their own possessions with like they value it more than their actual worth. And that's what the statue does in fantasy. see, the guy on his
Starting point is 00:13:14 middling wide receiver 3 is a low end wide receiver 1 in his eyes because he has them and he just can't get over that. Potential is one-sided always. Yes, absolutely. All right, let's jump into number 7. I call this guy Mr.
Starting point is 00:13:30 Irrelevant and he's the guy that has never had a shot at winning the league but he also somehow never loses your league. I think it comes from like a combination of safe draft picks and like modest waiver wire bids. He does Like, he's not exactly the statue. He does do a trade or two here and there, but like, they're all lateral and they don't
Starting point is 00:13:47 really do anything. And he's a consistent finisher between fifth and eighth place. His hates are rookies, players with injury risk. His loves are QBs with safe floors and older players that have a long sample size of production. And then to put it in other words, like, they love the players that you know exactly what you're going to get out of them. And they can't believe you take a risk on a guy like Jackson Dart who just came off of a giant team that won four games last year, even though that.
Starting point is 00:14:12 has nothing to do with fantasy points. I'm making it sound all bad, but I will admit, this guy never wins, but he also never loses. He's never had to do a punishment in his life. He dropped in Frank Gore every year of his career. He never, except early maybe when there were the knee concerns. Second, third contract, Frank Gore was on this guy's team every single year. This one hurts me a little bit. I'm going to, I keep going back to my Vikings fandom, but it hurts me because the Vikings are this in real life. Just the never, never, never winning, always doing okay, you know, never like a three and 13, hardly ever, like, you know, being at bottom of the league, but hardly ever, you know, no Super Bowl wins, no championships,
Starting point is 00:14:51 that kind of thing. Man, I don't want to kick you while you're down, but that's pretty fair at the Minnesota Vikings. At least you have good fantasy assets, though. I mean, Justin Jefferson. That's true. I thought about this a lot. You know, like, what's worse? Having guys, you know, with a lot of potential, having good teams over and over and over and
Starting point is 00:15:09 then never winning or being perpetually bad. And part of me thinks being perpetually bad is worse because it's like you lose the hope where as like a team with the Vikings or this guy. Like there's always the hope of like, you know, you have the pieces there to make something, but it never materializes. So I think that's almost worse. I don't know if that's a bad take, but I feel like it's worse. No, that's a very philosophical debate on how you feel about like hope and enjoyment. Nothing makes me get philosophical like fantasy. No, actually, though, like that was a joke, but it's also not.
Starting point is 00:15:42 not a joke. 100%. I'm going to do some real like self-reflection here with this next one. I'm going to be talking about the points for guy. And it's me. I'm him. Hi. I'm the points for guy.
Starting point is 00:15:58 I'm the problem. I'm not proud of it. I am not saying that it's a good thing I'm the points for guy. I acknowledge it. It's a problem. I might need to see a therapist about it. Talk to my family. I don't know. But I am the points four guy. And what the points four guy does is he claims every win is well learned. It's never luck, but every loss is horribly unlucky, especially
Starting point is 00:16:17 when his opponent puts up a lot of points on him. He'll be the first person to point out that despite being in sixth place, he's actually fourth in points four, which is total BS that he's in sixth. If he's anywhere near the top three in points against, he will tell you no fewer than 15 times for week, just so you know that he's being screwed, just so you know that it's not his fault. He has recommended multiple times to award the top half of the league in scoring each week with a bonus win on top of their actual matchup. But everyone else laughs at him. They immediately shut it down.
Starting point is 00:16:44 He fuels his rage even more. And honestly, even when he does win, he's still usually in a bad mood or miserable out some self-perceived BS that probably isn't a legitimate reason to be upset about. But he's just going to let you know anytime something doesn't go his way and why it's not his fault. Mello with the 99 overall self-awareness on this one. Mello, what's the league called where you do,
Starting point is 00:17:06 it's like you're measured against the top score? core or um yeah the uh yeah yeah you add those kind of leagues oh i've been mitch is in a league with me where i've been pushing for it for every off season i'm like i've go a couple spots up in the standings most years but uh yeah i've never won that battle i'm i'm getting better though you know i'm i've sought help a little bit i've looked internally and i i've started to not become the points for guy and now mellow's got a podcast to let out all of his frustrations on oh in the season i'm gonna it's gonna it's gonna It will be like biting a hole through my tongue to not just be in a bad mood on the podcast every time I lose.
Starting point is 00:17:46 If I lose to you this season, Mitch, we might have to cancel the podcast. You can cancel Christmas. All right. My next one that I think we all know is the analyst parrot. Okay. He's never had an original fantasy thought in his whole life. Everything that he thinks or knows or thinks that he knows is from Twitter or a podcast. and for whatever reason he thinks that nobody else has access to these resources.
Starting point is 00:18:12 So when his sleepers in his mind are actual sleepers, and he doesn't realize that, you know, I just had a draft where someone reached on Antonio Williams, and they're like, he's like, why is anybody looking at him? Why is anybody looking at him? I'm like, everybody on Twitter has been talking about this guy forever. We all can read the same things. They just have zero awareness that we all have access to all of the same material.
Starting point is 00:18:36 and they usually will reference PFF and they have no PFF subscription. Damn, you just called out the broke boy of the league too. He just finds a tweet that's like, oh, Amin Ra was third ranked in separation versus zone and then he'll just quote that. Oh, yeah, that's, every league has this, not even a question. This guy's going to fall to his knees
Starting point is 00:18:59 when Luther Burden isn't there in the 11th round of his draft this season. How could anybody be looking at him? How could anybody be looking at him? Everybody knows that, you know, he's like, what, his third wide receiver? He shouldn't be on anybody's radar. This was like...
Starting point is 00:19:12 Oh, that's a great one. Late August last year, I feel like the best example was like Bill Kroski-Marrant, which like early, early off season was like a kind of like sneakier name, but he got so much buzz and then you had dudes drafted him in August. Like, no one knew who he was. Like, no, we all know who Bill is.
Starting point is 00:19:28 Like, every other tweet on my timeline is about Bill. Yeah. I feel like, I don't know if you guys have thought. I'm sure you guys have. have thought about this, but like sleepers aren't sleepers anymore. Like the term sleeper, like, yeah, like you, for a real sleeper, like it has to be kind of like your own individual thought on like you're, like you have some sort of like feeling that this guy is going to be good. Because outside of that, like all the analytics guys, like they'll get to him way first.
Starting point is 00:19:54 I agree. You're not finding anyone in the NFL anymore. There's so much content that nobody's talking about. Yeah, I'm taking Eli Hayden ranking the third round every single rookie draft. back in 2019, I took Dari Ungabawali with my last round pick in a redraft league. And that's probably the craziest I'll ever go again because that one didn't work out too well. My sleepers are like usually guys that like I hear about like in the Vikings training camp. They're undrafted. So nobody's looking at them and they have never worked out for me. I don't know if you guys remember a few years ago.
Starting point is 00:20:26 I can't even remember his name, but the Vikings got a guy in the fifth round and he was like a tight end out of Germany. and he had like the freakiest athletic profile. And so that was, I think, the last time that I was like, I'm going to trust my own sleepers. Yeah, he was, I forget his name too, but he was shooting up rookie boards way too high. Yeah, and Dynasty Leaks. All right, let's jump into our 10th person in your fantasy football league,
Starting point is 00:20:51 and that is the absentee drafter. This guy was fired up all summer long, shows up to the draft saying it's his year. He's cooking, or so he says, ripping Sequin the first round. He's got Brian Thomas Jr. in the second absolute steals, he says, as he houses the rest of his natty light and cracks another. You fast forward to week three and everyone's texting him to set his lineup at 1245 on a Sunday because his team is just absolutely trash. He's already given up, won't set his lineup, won't make trades. The empire that once was
Starting point is 00:21:22 has now crumbled with an 0 and 2 start and you can't get him to do so much as just set a lineup on Sunday. This guy's a wild card though, because sometimes he'll just be ready to run it back the next season and pretend none of it happened the year before. This is the guy that's like the whole like, do you love me or do you love the idea of me? That's like him with fantasy football. Like he loves the idea of fantasy and he loves the idea of drafting a good team and dominating the league. Yeah. And then it falls apart after a week and he's like, all right, I'm done. It's always one of your boys. I feel like it's like someone you know, like in the hometown leagues, it's always one of those and they're like, they just, you know, they just want to be a part
Starting point is 00:21:59 of something. Like, they want to be included in the group, but they, they don't want to say no. This guy's the statue, but because of, like, traumatic lore and the trauma is just losing your first two games of the season. Yes. Just thrown it in. I've been in Dynasty leagues like that, too, where guys with good teams will just start a season 0 or two. And they're like, all right, well, I'm just going to trade all my best players for draft
Starting point is 00:22:21 picks now and just not care about the season anymore. You just did a little bit of foreshadowing there. I've got something in store. I'm going to step on your toes, but I'm going to let you finish with that one, though, because I'm excited for it. And I'm going to jump into the lepercon here, which the lepercon is exactly what it sounds like.
Starting point is 00:22:43 Nothing ever goes wrong for the lepercon. That backup running back he drafted in the 13th round of your redraft league, the starter tore his ACL in week two, and now he's got the guy on that offense. He scored the night most points for on the weekend. I got them, the points for a guy again. I gotta stop doing that. But he scored the 9th most points on the week. No problem. His opponent scored the 10th. He got the win. He was mediocre all year, barely secured the sixth seed. Also not a problem. He's going on a Cinderella run. He's going all the way to the championship and he's winning that thing. Leparcons are sometimes really great, insightful, knowledgeable fantasy players. So it's not that lepracons are just purely lucky. But sometimes they are. Sometimes they're just more casual fans who kind of stumble ass backwards into greatness. But, it's not that they're just, They kind of span the entire spectrum of fantasy insight and knowledge. But regardless of where they fall in that range, the one thing they have in common is they have a horseshoe so far up, you know where, that nothing can never go wrong.
Starting point is 00:23:39 I like that stipulation because I agree. There's the leprechauns that I think are not the greatest that fantasy football, but then there's the guys that are really good players. But it's just maybe not there a year and then somehow everything comes together and they just win. Yeah. I'm in a dynasty league. I think about this guy all the time, a high school friend in mine. He won three championships in a four-year span,
Starting point is 00:24:01 and then his team finally blew up. He scored the eighth most points on the year, and he won again. And I was like, I hate you. You are the leprechaun. Have you guys ever had someone who is, like, the statue and the leprechaun combined, and it just makes you rethink.
Starting point is 00:24:15 No, that one's like chaotic evil on the chart. Yeah, I've had that, and it makes me rethink everything, because I love the trade. And I'm just like, am I just better off just never doing anything? Because like it seems like I am. Maybe I should just stop. No, yeah, this guy's got the formula down.
Starting point is 00:24:33 Just let life come to me. I'm not doing anything else. I said earlier, you foreshadowed this guy. So for the last guy on the list, this is the rebuilder or the permanent tanker. And I'm very, very guilty of this in a couple of dynasty leagues. If you have the mentality that if you're not first, you're last in Dynasty, like, I feel like, you know, you're a few weeks in, you know that your team's not good enough to make it, and you just start tanking. You trade all your guys for draft picks, and, you know, you just shoot for that 101. And that 101 gives you hope again. So I'm in a stage in a couple of them, like I said, that I'm perpetually rebuilding, and I've had enough draft picks. And like right now I've got like six or seven, 2027 first round. pick stacked up and I have nothing to show for it. I have no, no championships and I'm not sure if it'll ever turn around. So I'm very, very guilty of this. This one's me. I've been waiting
Starting point is 00:25:31 for it to admit one of them is really me. I actually almost put down another one that was a redraft version of this called the arsonist, which is just the guy who wants to blow everything up after like the second week. And that's me every year with trades. One thing doesn't go my way and I'm ready to make a million trades. But in Dynasty, this could not be truer. I respect the Ricky Bobby mentality, though, if you're not first or last. But yeah, like, I'm in some dynasty leagues that guys have been rebuilding for seven years. And part of it is just they haven't hit on their picks and it's their fault. But part of it, too, is like the slightest inconvenience or the slightest feeling of doubt that they can't go on or run.
Starting point is 00:26:06 They're like, all right, we're resetting it. We're re-doing everything. Have you guys had this in startup yet in a dynasty? I just had a fresh draft. And this guy, he traded every single one of his picks. up until round 12. So he didn't have a pick until round 13. And so he's just got stacked first round picks for 2027.
Starting point is 00:26:26 In a startup? Yeah, in a startup. And I'm just like, I'm like, dude, you didn't even need the inconvenience. He just came out the gate being like, this is going to suck year one anyway. Yeah, I'm like, it's sick that you've got all the picks, but I'm like, I don't even know where you go from. You don't have anybody on your roster. So it's like maybe trade your way out.
Starting point is 00:26:43 I don't know what he's going to do. He's starting A.T. Perry and Jake Bobo. I've got a strategy that I just did. in this same one, so we had a couple of weird strategies going on. But I hawked all of the quarterbacks. So I have like 12 quarterbacks on my roster and nothing else. So I'm doing that. And so I'm hoping that people will come to me during the season
Starting point is 00:27:04 and I'll be able to just get whatever I want because I have cornered the market on all of the starting quarterbacks. That's the honorable mention. The hoarder. Yeah, the hoarder. Oh, we've been there. We have a friend who talks about how he's got 80s. two RB2s on his roster at all times.
Starting point is 00:27:22 I love the quarterback cornering. I feel like Dynasty League sometimes run into parody issues, like year five, six, like after a few years. The parity in your league year one is going to be hilarious. Yeah, it's the same group of guys. We have like three other or two other leagues. So this is the third one that we have together. And I was like, I'm just going to do something weird because I was like,
Starting point is 00:27:42 we all know each other way too well at this point. I was like, I got to do something weird. So I was like, what's the way I can maximize value? So I was like, if I can get all of the quarterbacks early. So I traded up for like, I had four second round picks and then like three or four third round picks. So like as soon as my picks started falling, people were like, what are you doing? Well, when I got my third quarterback people, was like, what's happening? Why are you doing this?
Starting point is 00:28:05 And then I just kept going and kept going. It's a new fun evolution of the Rebuilder. One of the most unique rebuilder archetypes they've ever seen. Slash terrorist. So I'm a league terrorist right now. Well, thank you guys for tuning in And thank you so much to Troy for being part of the episode You can find his channel down below
Starting point is 00:28:24 Make sure to hit that subscribe button And check out all of his content His videos are absolutely incredible Also leave a comment down below And let us know which of these 12 guys You are in your favorite fantasy league And both of you guys, did we miss anything this episode? Not to really
Starting point is 00:28:38 Yeah, I feel I've covered everything All right, we'll catch you guys next episode

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