Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast - COME SEE US LIVE IN LONDON MAY 29TH

Episode Date: May 10, 2026

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It was all kicking off. May 29th, those lines led by donkey boys were coming to London. Joe, Nate and Tom. All the crew have got their tickets. Greasy Steve's been working extra shifts, jelly and eels. Snipers' nightmare pawned off his prosphetic leg to a turkeys bloat down green lanes and free-will day putting for a day of annual leave down at the taxi firm. How was I going to get the bees and honey together?

In order to get mine? It was time for another job. I got a line to a geyser in Wuhan who needs to shift 100 catalytic converters by Friday, but that Barney out east only got all the shipstop, didn't it? My boy, one-eyed Pete, Donny with the Richardson's back in the day, he got me a palette of wine, his crew nicked off the back of a Tesco truck. I could probably pass it off as a bit of that high grade and sell it to one of them Dutch wine places on Broadway market.

I'm sorry, sir, but I just don't think our customers are going to accept it. Blossom Hill with the label peeled off. Anyway, next I got an old palomine from the days on the door to Spearmirmy at Rhino, mute Ukrainian name of Mistislav. I'm probably saying it wrong, but it's not like he could tell me, is it? Anyway, he was going to front me some proper quality product that I could shift quickly. What do you mean you're not going to buy them? Look, if you don't leave now, I'm going to call the police.

Like I said, this is a primary school, and the woke left government has not forced us to use cardboard spoons to reduce knife crime. Fuck's sake, man, woke Britain. Anyway, if I didn't get my hand on some sheets I was done for, it was time for a last resort. Yeah. the Irish Look, just because

this is an Irish pub doesn't mean we want to buy a box of fake swatches Get with the times We sell small plates now We have merchandise for fuck's sake Listen mate, I know they're fake Swatches but the timer work done it Look, I don't know where you're getting

your information from but you're about 30 years too late pal I was ruined All the boys are going to be hearing riffs about using your cobbler's oars as a Flotation device in the event of emergency And some cunt who thought you didn't need to bring water to the Sahara. It was all about to kick off

and I wasn't going to be there. I was just about to pick up my dog and bones and meshes that your mum supports Tottenham group chat and let the boys know. And that's when I saw it. Some city banker had dropped his wallet on the OXOCube. So I grabbed it sharpish, right?

Inside, tissue, frizzing and out, Tesco Club card, empty bit of packet, and there, staring me right in my fucking mince pies. Who? Gores. Sorted. Enough for a wicket and some pigs here.

My boys Joe, Nate, Tom, listen, I'll be there. May 29th at Rich Mix, Lions, led by donkeys, live. It's all kicking off. And I've got my ticket. Have you got yours? Available at the link in the description.