Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast - Episode 246 - The Troubles Part 4
Episode Date: February 6, 2023The conclusion to The Troubles series Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/lionsledbydonkeys Listen to the Beneath The Skin Podcast: https://twitter.com/BeneathSkinPod Follow Tom on Twitte...r: https://twitter.com/gotitatguineys
Transcript
Discussion (0)
Hey everybody, Joe here from the Lions Led by Donkeys podcast. If you enjoy what we do here
on the show and you think it's worth your hard-earned money, you can support the show
via Patreon. Just a $1 donation gets you access to bonus episodes, our Discord,
and regular episodes before everybody else. If you donate at an elevated level, you get even
more bonus content. A digital copy of my book, The Hooligans of Kandahar, and a sticker from
our Teespring store. Our show will always be ad free and is totally supporter driven we use that money
to pay our bills buy research materials that make this show possible and support charities like the
red crescent the flint water fund and the halo trust consider joining the legion of the old crow
today and now back to the show hello and welcome to the lions led by donkeys podcast i am not joe once again it is tom for the final time
uh with me is joe hello joe hello um yeah it's been a it's been a long road for we well four
weeks if you're listening it's been more than four weeks if you're us it's been like what like
five months yeah because like we've been recording over the holiday season where we both jumped around in different countries.
I'm currently recording on a stacked up pile of suitcases here in an extra bedroom in an Airbnb.
It's been a twisting turning road to get to the final of the series.
I actually think of all of the series we've ever done, of which has been several with very weird production switch ups in them there's more countries traveled during these four episodes than any previous
series we've ever done yeah like i went home to ireland during christmas and then i think that
was it for me and if this had gone on an extra week, it would have included Wales as well.
I mean, then we'd have to speak in a language
that is completely incomprehensible to the human ear.
What if you made a language that didn't have
any vowels in it?
What if Icelandic, but from the swamp?
I mean,
we can't really make fun of
the Welsh language when
the Armenian language is written like that.
I mean, it's mostly just using W's it's fine um it totally makes sense if you're brain damaged like i am
uh and also the entire country for media what if you taught a entire country how to speak using
cocoa melon yeah uh it's it's great i actually i if i would take out how many countries I traveled during this series.
So obviously over the holidays, I went to the UK and worked in London with Nate there in the studio.
Then I went back to Armenia.
We continued to record while I was in Armenia.
Now I'm in Portugal and we're finishing the conclusion here.
And you were in Germany as well.
That was just a layover though.
That was an extended layover because when you fly out of Armenia occasionally
they'll be like, ah yes, you only have one stop.
It's overnight and no, you can't leave the airport.
Like, rad, thanks.
No, Joe was not making links with the Neubauter Meinhof.
I cannot confirm or deny the terror polycule that I'm a member of.
But
if you've made it this far, you have
listened to the past three episodes
on our history of the Troubles.
If you have not and you're just
somehow hearing this episode,
go back and listen to the past three episodes.
It'll make everything we're about to talk about
so much more understandable.
But where we left off last episode everything we're about to talk about so much more understandable but where we left off
last episode we talked about bloody sunday and going into the 70s and we talked briefly about
the hunger strikes but what we need to do is to take a step back and take a step back briefly
into the 70s in the dwindling months of the 70s because on august 27th 1979 a bank holiday had dawned sunny following
days of rain and dickie mountbatten and some of his family who had been staying at their holiday
hold up hold up dickie yeah dickie mountbatten dickie is it his first name is dickie is that
is that what he goes by i i would assume in familial terms i know he was considered quite
a mentor to the current king charles so i assume it must have been like standing i'm sure that
won't have any dire implications as we go forward no not at all in form and if he's at a formal
dinner does he go by dicks dick maybe richard i don't know um but they had been
staying at their holiday home in class of bond castle near the village of cliff offney near
county sligo in the republic of ireland and they decided to take an outing on their boat to take
in the good weather at 11 30 a.m mountbatten boarded shadow five or shadow v depending on
what way you want to say it, along
with his daughter Patricia and their film
producer and her film producer husband
John, John's mother, Doreen
Knatchbull,
Lady Brauburn,
and Patricia's 14-year-old
twins, Nicholas and Timothy, together
with 15-year-old Paul Maxwell,
who holidayed in the village and helped with the boat.
With two Gardaà detectives following and helped with the boat with two Gardie detectives
following the progress of the boat through binoculars
from the shore, the boat cleared the
harbour and headed for an open
bay. Mountbatten standing tall
at the wheel opened the throttle to gain speed
also watching the progress of the
boat through a pair of binoculars with
another two pairs of eyes belonging
to the provisional IRA
I love this fucking story so much.
You know what they call this?
A good start.
A good start.
At exactly 11.45am, just as the boat reached the lobster pots a few hundred yards away
from the clifftop overlooking the bay, the provisional IRA team pressed the button which
activated the bomb they had planted on the boat moored in the bay the night before 50 pounds of gelatinite exploded sending
shares of timber metal cushions life jackets and shoes into the air immediately afterwards there
was a deadly silence i'm gonna need you to splice in thehop's iron right about now what did the lobsters know what did the lobsters know
what did mr mr crabs is involved um but according to an eyewitness the boat was there one minute
and the next minute it was like a lot of matchsticks floating in the water
the party the party of seven aboard the shadow included Mountbatten and the previously stated parties. Lady Bradbourne died the next day and others survived various injuries, but Mountbatten, Nicholas and Maxwell were killed immediately.
severed and most of his clothes ripped off in the blast except for a fragment of his long sleeve jersey with the badge of the hms kelly on the front was found floating downwards in the water
and normally the only other people ever saw him like that were underage boys so this is a nice
change of pace i'm gonna explain that joke in a second uh the longtime listeners of the show will
know that we talked a little bit about mount mount benton's uh
peculiarities uh during a previous episode that we got a lot of canadian historians very mad at
us about so but that explosion wasn't the only carnage of the day later that afternoon 18 british
soldiers were killed near the irish border at warren point in an ira bombing ambush it was the
single heaviest death toll for the british army in the 10 years since had been sent to quell the
fighting between the catholic and protestant communities according to the times correct me
if i'm wrong this is because i know we don't really go too much into these individual attacks
since we have so much to cover but this is in the era where the ira uh had kind
of developed um like setting decoy bombs and setting one bomb off and knowing how the british
soldiers would react so they'd have a bigger bomb like for instance and the same thing happened to
us in afghanistan iraq uh where they would set a bomb off obviously that wouldn't be a decoy or anything but it'd go
off and they would know exactly how the soldiers would react yep and for fun fact and there is
anecdotal evidence that suggests that the CIA used connections in the IRA between the from the boston mob to send ira members to train the muhajir deen in afghanistan
look i'm as surprised as everybody else listening that the cia just popped up our third co-host of
the show and sponsor uh depending on who you believe does that surprise me that the cia pops
up of course it fucking does it i mean like to be honest
you know i feel like there's probably some you know taliban fire who planted a bomb that absolutely
rocked the shit out of your amrap in afghanistan who like had the surname o'brien yeah like and
you can tell it's one of the ira trained uh muzha hadin because after my amrap gets blown up he was
here for the mountainside like oh you like that you wee cunt but mountbatten was both a sentimental and symbolic target he was one of the most
respected members of the royal family and was a serving mentor to the then prince charles now king
charles um mountbatten was also an easy target the bomb had been placed in his unguarded boat the night before the murder. He had been
vacationing
in the Irish town of Mulligmore
throughout the 1970s and
had refused a security detail
despite repeated threats
from the Provisional IRA to assassinate
him. Mountbatten had declared
Jesus Christ. Who the hell would want to
kill an old man anyway?
I mean, it's Mount... this is where i say well it's
mount batten so me but i feel like i can't legally say that uh so i have to add that one out but like
i don't that's so incredibly fucking stupid he's a member of the royal family he's vacationing i
mean not in northern ireland right he's in the Republic of Ireland. But he, like Sligo is extremely close.
Sligo is extremely close to the border.
And he's a noted famous person,
hero from World War II,
despite the fact he did not fucking deserve it.
And not to mention,
well known within Irish circles for other things that would make Irish people really not fucking like him.
Yeah.
I mean,
like if you once
again like a soldier f it here is some information that you could use to find out things if you look
up the kinkora boys home affair and uh type in in uh inverted commas lord mountbatten i feel like
you'll find some things now in our protection here he's dead so we can't libel him true so yeah so sucks to
suck you dead fuck so yeah lord mountbatten was implicated in a massive uh child sex abuse scandal
in the north of ireland um it was kind of brushed under the rug you know at the time he didn't have
much uh involvement but since there has been more
evidence to say that he was involved in a child sex abuse ring at the time is now like i don't
want to say that he was targeted by the ira because he's a pedophile but like did they did
the ira know or were they just targeting because he was fucking mountbatten i'd say more than likely they did know because the kinkora boys
school uh boys home affair occurred over such a long time that there was probably young men
involved in provisional ira activities who had been in the kinkora homes jesus christ and well
in that case revenge is a motherfucker so sometimes revenge comes in the in the form of
spicy jello planted on your boat i would also like to point out that just you know there was
conspicuously a 15 year old boy who accompanied them on the boat who was of no relation to the
family or had any you know familial links or professional links he was just you know helping
out on the boat. Oh, nothing suspicious
there at all. I mean, it
sucks for that kid.
Like, obviously, you're making jokes about
Mountbatten getting turned into blood, shit, and piss,
but like, you know,
that sucks. Yeah.
You know, the kids that
died, it is very unfortunate, but
you know, it is what it is.
But next, we need to discuss one of the
extremely pivotal moments in the troubles which is the hunger strikes and to understand the hunger
strikes we need to take a 30 year jump back or a 20 year jump back to discuss someone who a lot
of people have probably been expecting to be covered in this episode bobby sands so uh famed restaurateur in iran yeah great burgers
for people for people are unaware there is a chain of restaurants in iran named after bobby
sands a man who died during a hunger strike but funnily enough a friend of mine is married to a
woman from tehran and have you heard the story about the british embassy in tehran not particularly no so
essentially what happened is people replaced the street signs on the street where the entrance to
the british embassy in tehran is with signs that said bobby sand street to the point where the net
the street was officially renamed bobby sand Street and the British Embassy had to change the side of the
side that the building
was entered in.
That whips.
So
Sands was born in Dunmurray
in 1945 to
John and Rosaline Sands.
After marrying,
they relocated to a new development
of Abbots cross newtown
abbey county antrim outside north belfast in 1961 after experiencing harassment and intimidation
from their neighbors the family abandoned the development and moved in with friends for six
months before being granted housing in the nearby rathcool development now if you've listened to
earlier episodes you can understand the housing discrimination that went on in terms of accessing public housing and i can imagine rath cool was 30
catholic and featured catholic schools as well as a nominally catholic but religiously mixed
youth football club um stella maris and the same uh with the same name as the school Sands attended where the training was held.
But by 1966, sectarian violence in Rathcoole, along with the rest of the Belfast metropolitan area,
had considerably worsened and the minority Catholic population there found itself under siege.
Despite always having had Protestant friends, Sands suddenly found that none of them would even speak to him and he quickly learned
to associate with only Catholics. He left school in 1969 at the age of 15 and enrolled in Newtown
Abbey Technical College beginning an apprenticeship as a coach builder at Alexander Coachworks in 1970.
He worked there for less than a year enduring constant harassment from his Protestant co-workers
which according to several co-workers he ignored completely as he wished to learn a meaningful trade he was
eventually confronted after leaving his shift in january 1971 by a number of his co-workers wearing
armbands of the local ulster loyalist gang and he was held at gunpoint and told that alexander's was
off limits to fenian scum quote unquote fenian scum
so this is not like the uvf this is like a street gang that's kind of allied with them
yeah pretty much okay um and was told never to come back if he valued his life he later said
that this event was the point at which he decided that milland militancy was the only solution in
late 1971 while working as a barman in the Glen Inn,
Sands approached a man who he knew to be connected to the IRA and told him he would like to join.
The man told Bobby to think it over as things in Rathcool were bad and Catholics in the area
were very isolated and would put him and his family in danger. Later that year, the same man
from the pub spotted Bobby playing football on a pitch near the Sands house. As an initiation he asked Sands to
transport a gun from Rathcool to Glen
Gormley because the local
IRA volunteer who was supposed to do so
due to the job had failed to show up.
Bobby left the game on the spot, changed his clothes
and took the gun. This is where
Bobby Sands involvement in the IRA
began in earnest. And how old is he at this
point? I assume quite young.
So he is in his uh he's
like 17 18 he was born in 54 this is 71 so okay he's 17 yeah i mean i mean the ira picked up
people that were quite young like younger than that though sometimes right yeah yeah so generally
like we talked about in the writing during bloody Sunday and other writing that went on afterwards, they generally recruited younger men because what would happen is older men would, you know, you have work, you attract people who don't have any attachment
to familial toys or a job or whatever it's much easier to get them to do what you want
yeah that doesn't surprise me i mean get it and not to mention the younger it's going to be really
hard to get a guy in his like 30s to give up effectively his life to go do militant shit when
he's got like a family and he's set in his ways it's a lot it's a lot easier to get some angry kids to go do it yeah 100 so in june 1972
bobby's parents were attacked and their house was damaged by a loyalist mob and they were forced
to move once again this time to the heavily catholic of West Belfast, specifically the area of Twinbrook,
where Sands, now thoroughly embittered, joined them.
By 1973, almost every Catholic family had been driven out of Rathcoole
by violence, intimidation, although there were some that remained.
Sands was arrested and charged in October 1972
with possession of four handguns found in the house where he was staying.
Sands was convicted in April 1973 and sentenced to five years imprisonment although released in April 1976.
Upon his release he returned to his family home in West Belfast and resumed his active role in
the Provost. Sands and Joe Macdonald planned the bombing of the Balmoral Furniture Company in Dun
Murray on the 14th of October 1976.
The showroom was completely destroyed, but as the IRA men left the scene, there was a gun battle between them and the RUC.
Leaving behind two wounded, the remaining four tried to escape by car but were arrested.
One of the revolvers used in the attack was found in the car and on october 7th 1977 the four men were
sentenced to 14 years for possession of the revolver they were not charged with the explosive
uh offenses i was gonna say 14 years for a bomb attack and a running gun battle with the police
is a solid fucking bargain it's not bad it's not bad um but immediately 14 years in prison sucks but you know if you're
gonna get in a running gun battle with police and only get 14 years that's that i call that a win
yeah what do you but you know if you're gonna take a bargain that's a bargain that you can take
yeah um immediately after his sentencing sans was implicated in a fight in the prison sent
to the punishment block in crumlin road Prison. The cells containing a bed, a mattress,
a chamber pot, and a water container,
books, radios, and other personal
items were not permitted, although
a Bible and some Catholic pamphlets
were provided. Sands refused to wear
a fucking chamber pot.
Yep. Sands refused
to wear a prison uniform,
so was kept naked in his cell for 22
days without access to bedding
from 7 30 a.m to 8 30 p.m every day now correct me if i'm wrong here he and others like him
refuse to wear the prison uniform because they consider themselves prisoners of war correct
yeah okay that makes sense like putting on a regular prisoner's uniform is accepting what they did as a criminal act rather
than like rather than being soldiers yeah yeah so like they saw themselves as prisoners of war so
they should be afforded the rights that are generally guarded under the is it the prisoner
of war act in the geneva convention yeah it's like you have the right to retain your uniform, retain a chain of command,
and your officers and NCOs
are still in charge of the POW formation.
They're the ones that talk
to the prison guards, prison commanders.
And there's certain other rights
that are afforded prisoners of war
that are significantly outside the bounds i will say of
a normal incarceration is in the uk and especially in the united states yeah so uh the use of hunger
strike as a form of protest has a long tradition in british and irish prisons for example the lord
mayor of cork terence mcsweeney died whilst on hunger strike in brixton prison in 1920 in the
early years of the troubles a hunger strike in crumlin jail in 1972 by republican and some
loyalist prisoners resulting in the granting of special category status for political prisoners
but it was the removal of this status in 1976 which led to five years of protests
such as the one that Bobby Sands was undertaking
but this included the blanket protest
and the no wash protest
a hunger strike in 1980 was also undertaken
by seven men in the H blocks
and three women in Armagh prison
but it was ended on the 18th of December
without any gains
from the prisoners. But in
1981 the hunger
strike marked the escalation
of the five year protest by Irish
Republican prisoners in response to
the withdrawal of special category status
for political prisoners in 1976.
And part of this was like the
dirty protest right? Like where they
covered themselves in shit.
Oh, we're getting there.
We're getting there.
Okay, perfect.
The aim of the 1981 hunger strike was the reinstatement of political status for Republican prisoners and the block of cells, the right not to do prison work,
the right to educational recreational facilities and the restoration of
lost remission of sentence.
So that was their five remission of sentence.
What's that mean?
Um,
so that I think that is the reduction of sentence in terms of a time
served.
So if you had been in,
if you have been imprisoned during your sentencing
and during the court date,
that would be the commution of your sentence down to a shorter time.
So the 1981 hunger strike began on the 1st of March 1981
when Bobby Sands, who was now the officer commanding in the H blocks,
refused food.
He was followed on strike by 22 men,
each joining one at a time at staggered intervals.
On April 9th,
while still on hunger strike,
Sands was elected a Westminster MP for Fermanagh and South Tyrone in a
by-election,
which served to focus the world's media on the hunger strike.
Another hunger striker, Kieran Doherty was elected as a td to the doll which is a member of parliament in the
parliament of ireland um however despite international pressure then mar then prime
minister margaret thatcher refused to grant concessions so you know the iron lady once again
so i mean this is something that's kind of
not necessarily common right like there's been numerous ira or shin fein people who were elected
and they just refuse to take their seats right yeah so the general shin fein um party line is
that you don't take your seats in westminster if you are elected an mp
and if you are elected in stormont which is the parliament of north of ireland because of
the devolved political process which we'll get to at the very end of this episode
and you have to enter into like a power sharing agreement between
uh unionist parties and republican parties.
So they don't take their seats there either.
Yeah, like Bernadette Devlin is one of the few very hardline republican ministers
who's actually taken, or member of parliament
who's actually taken their seat.
But on the 5th of May, after 66 days on hunger strike,
Bobby Sands died.
Nine further men, six IRA and three INLA, were to die during the hunger strike before it was called off on the 3rd of October.
By this stage of the protest, the families of the hunger strikers had begun to intervene to prevent further deaths.
Three days later, the government announced a series of concessions
to the prisoners which granted their right to wear their own clothes although these concessions did
not formally grant the prisoners political status they did meet many aspects of the five demands
like i know it's we're talking about the thatcher government here so saying like how could they
feasibly just sit there while people starve to death like i it's a soulless
horrible government so i guess the easy answer to that is like they didn't fucking care but like
public publicly how is this explained to be okay like it's easy for like margaret thatcher to not
give a fuck about starving members of the ira like that doesn't shock me even a little bit
politically at all but like how did this get sold to the general
public because i know this is in newspapers constantly during the time right like this is
a very publicly known thing i think i think it's partially because both on the island of ireland
and in the uk there was constant reporting on what was going on in northern ireland and i think
it was a little bit like a car crash, it was a travel a tragedy
unfolding before people's eyes
and it was so shocking that
the general public were
outraged by it but they didn't
do anything. Like when you
look at... Weird how that keeps happening.
Yeah, when you look at the
political climate of the Thatcher years
it was just the public being
hammered constantly by the
government over and over again on every point that they could and it just happened i mean was there
any kind of framing of like these people are terrorists why would we care like what like what
you would see in the u.s and like guantanamo bay there was like a huge media push by certain
sections of the media that like these people are terrorists they are
trying to destabilize great britain blah blah blah in order to discredit their efforts and
that in part fueled the anti-irish sentiment in the uk in general during the 80s um obviously
everyone who's listening has probably heard of the signs that said you know no blacks no
dogs no irish that were featured in pubs in the uk and it's that was in the 80s oh yeah that was
like well into the 80s jesus christ i mean at the same time i mean of course i don't mean to say this
as as like well this kind of makes sense but during the 80s there's an extensive bombing campaign within the uk as well right so we'll get there joe we're gonna get there so like it it kind of
like i'm not saying it makes sense and that the racists were right i'm just saying like to see
this kind of disregard for human decency doesn't surprise me um when i saw how americans reacted
through like very like
obvious terrorist attacks like I grew up when 9-11
happened and a few others but like
the see the one like the
people that you wouldn't expect to believe
heinous shit like fuck them put
them in camps and shit like that
that quick 180 of just a complete
deletion
of any kind of
human compassion is so quick it doesn't surprise me that people are
like seeing members of the ira starve to death like yeah fuck them i don't care well joe you
know in the short term the calling off the hunger strike was billed by the british press as a
victory for thatcher and a defeat of the provisional ira however in the long term the hunger strike
boosted support for the recruitment of the provisional IRA. The Republican movement gained a great deal of international sympathy and Bobby Sands became known as an Irish Republican martyr with 100,000 people lining the room of his funeral. victory was a key catalyst for Sinn Féin's move towards electoral politics and its emergence as a mainstream
political party in Northern Ireland
and eventually the Republic of Ireland.
And I just want to take a second
here to
we mentioned, you know, the Provisional
IRA, the IRA. They're two very different parties,
right? Yeah.
Northern Irish Sinn Féin and the
Republican of Ireland Sinn Féin are two very
different things. Well, I think it is also down to the fact that Northern Ireland is, in a lot of ways, very different culturally from the Republic of Ireland, but is also quite similar.
So there is similarities and differences.
And I think Northern Ireland politics applies to Northern Ireland in the same way Republic of Ireland politics applies
just in the Republic of Ireland. There is
cross-border issues
that apply to
every party that exists
on both sides of the border, but
it's the same way as how
Irish Labour is very different from British Labour.
Right, okay.
They're both shit, but you know.
But we've mentioned you know the ira the provisional ira the inla essentially what all of these groups they originate from
splits that originated in the 60s with the original ira so the ir, as it is just named IRA, like we said, the provost split from the IRA
because of the original IRA's unwillingness
to use violence in order to achieve
the political means.
The INLA took a very socialist Republican slant,
so much more in line with the labor movement
of the 1910s.
So we're talking about Jim Lark and James Connolly.
Much more, you know, some would say Trotskyist, but that's up for debate.
Then you have stuff like the continuity IRA, which emerged in the 80s.
That is, all of these people claim to be the continuation of the original ira
of course yeah but the continuity ira got it in the name you know they got the branding right
i i don't think that we should handle this in any way that people have any question of what we
believe uh so let's just let fuck a decent naming convention uh Let's just use all of the subtlety of a fist made out of pure ham.
Yeah.
And then you have, which we'll get to towards the end of the episode,
the emergence of other groups.
But like we discussed.
This kind of continues to this day.
There's still splinter groups that exist.
Yeah, pretty much.
But like we discussed at the end of the previous episode,
the Long Cash, or as it had been renamed,
Her Majesty's Maze Prison,
became an important training ground for the UDA, UVF, and the IRA prisoners.
Her Majesty's Maze Prison sounds like the setting of a dystopian teen film
where they have to try to get out in like 30 days or less or something
yeah so the maze prison
it was made up of prison
blocks that were in the
shape of H's so and there
was walls in between each H block
so the hunger strikes that Bobby
Sands participated in was
in what was the long
cache is now the maze prison or was
the maze prison
but you know it became like we said
at the end of last episode
a key training ground
for both sides of the
paramilitary conflict they always do baby
they always do
so by the
end of 1982 several
if not most members
of both sides high army command were imprisoned in the
long cash i prefer the long cash i think it's a better name long cash is that long cash sounds
pretty great it's like recently in a history of armenia bonus episode there was a tower of
oblivion and like and there were there there was a secondary name that was like oh the the fortress prison
like no i'm calling this the tower of oblivion because it sounds ominous as fuck like if i was
saying like i'm sending you to long cash you'd be like oh god no if i like you're going to her
majesty's prison maze or whatever like yeah yeah right whatever um they were mostly still able to communicate
with the outside and were able to coordinate or they were able to continue directing subordinates
to undertake bombings assassinations and coordinating the operation of a functioning
paramilitary but soon there was a plan coming together among the ira prisoners about the
possibility of escape.
So we're going to have everything in this episode.
Outstanding.
The prisoners initially engaged
in a charm offensive
to build a camaraderie
with prison officers,
getting to know them
on a first name basis
and harvesting information.
High ranking IRA members
served as janitorial orderlies
using that camaraderie
to gain greater access around jail. even being permitted to perform cleaning duties inside the Circle, which was the nerve center located in the middle of H Block.
How dumb.
I mean, I know prison guards are so far down on the ladder of dumb cops and like British prison guards are just another layer of dumb cops.
cops and like british prison guards are just another layer of dumb cops but how fucking stupid do you have to be to be running a prison made specifically for members of a fucking militant
organization and like yeah i'm gonna go ahead and let them in the fucking control area this
sounds like a good idea once again because only losers become uh prison officers they have no friends this prisoner really i bet he he actually likes
me because i i'm one of the cool prison guards uh he said he wants to see my gundam collection
yeah yeah he wants it he wants to talk to me about how like gundam seed was actually one of the good
series meanwhile this poor this poor irish motherfucker is like this guy will not stop
talking this lonely old fucking asshole will not stop talking this lonely old fucking
asshole will not stop talking my ear off for hours they pretend to mop like this better be worth it
just like really wearing through the floor mopping the same circle over and over again for hours
i'm gonna pack so much gelatin explosive into a toothbrush and kill you with it? Knowing that officers only carried
batons for self-defense, the inmates
smuggled six handguns with silencers
and knives inside the prison.
Although it's still not known
how. How the fuck
did they smuggle in half a dozen guns
into, again,
a prison built specifically
for the IRA? Oh no if if you want to
learn about the iras just you know ingenuity and in prison smuggling you should look up port leash
prison which was a high security prison in ireland so after taking control of the hboc at gunpoint
the prisoners planned to hijack a food delivery truck,
which they learned was not searched
when entering or exiting the prison.
Unfortunately for them,
they found that it was full of British food
and they quickly had to abandon it.
Spotted dick everywhere.
Having decided to stage the breakout on a Sunday,
the quietest day of the week,
with the fewest staff on duty,
the IRA leaders set September the 24th, 1983 as their day of the week with the fewest staff on duty the ira leaders set september the 24th 1983 as their
day of the great escape that afternoon five ira prisoners entered the circle of h block 7 to carry
out their cleaning duties everything appeared routine until shortly after 2 30 p.m when brendan
mcfarland who had succeeded sands as the commanding IRA officer inside of the maze,
called out, bumper.
Hearing the prearranged co-word, the inmate orderlies flashed their guns
and overpowered the unarmed prison guards.
Since officers regularly-
Everybody all at once bends over and goes knuckle deep into their own asshole
to pull out their smuggled guns.
We've got them now, lads!
asshole to pull out their smuggled guns we've got them now lads um similarly officers regularly kept their solid bulletproof door to the control room open for ventilation purposes sure why not
why the fuck not due to a prison design flaw an inmate identified by guards as jerry kelly was
able to point his gun through the grill gate at Officer John Adams.
Kelly ordered Adams to step away from the room's radio, alarm, and telephone systems
and lie on the ground with his hands behind his head.
He said, I have nothing to lose.
You know what I'm in for.
And Kelly, who was serving two life sentences in connection with a deadly IRA bombing in London,
got control of the control room. Yeah, I mean, if I was a prison guard and there was like a
like effectively a still alive IRA martyr with a gun point on my face, like, look, man,
I'll tell you where my kids live, like whatever you need, man. Yeah. So when a guard unexpectedly
walked out of a nearby restroom and distracted by the prisoners, Adams attempted to raise the alarm.
According to Adams, Kelly then fired two shots, the second of which struck him above his left eye, but proved not to be fatal.
Kelly has never admitted to pulling the trigger, by the way.
So was it the guy who just like meanders out of the shitter that gets shot in the face?
No, no. Adams, who is on the floor of the shitter that gets shot in the face no no adams who is on the floor of the control room got shot in the face yeah we'll let that be a lesson to you
as the five orderlies secured the circle lookouts in a direct line of sight entered each of the
blocks four wings and attacked guards with weapons that included a gun knife screwdriver and hammer
within minutes the ira took complete control of H Block 7
from the 24 officers on duty.
The only thing that truly shocked the prison guards
is the one guy swinging the goat around by his feet.
I pulled the short straw.
I had to hit people with the goat.
Yeah, there's a guy in a port leash
who's playing goat simulator.
One guy, he has like a sharpened broomstick riding a goat, like the IRA cavalry just storming down the tiers.
So after confining prison officials to a pair of game rooms, the inmates ordered a dozen of them to remove their uniforms, which they then put on.
The IRA members then bound the guards
placed pillowcases over their heads and issued a warning this is the ira operation we're not here
for for revenge or to punish you over the hunger strikes but if you interfere with the escape you
will be dealt with swiftly i do have to say it is quite shocking this didn't turn into like
a death squad type situation for all the pent-up aggravation these guys had like like we've said before you do not in fact have to hand it to
anybody involved in the story but that is an amazing level of self-control the prisoners
hijacked the food delivery truck when it arrived at 3 25 p.m but their gateway their getaway was
delayed as ira intelligence officers spent valuable valuable minutes rummaging through prison files in search
of details about informers while
also removing any photographs and documents
they could to aid their own recapture.
That's quite smart.
At 3.50pm
37 prisoners piled into the back
of a food truck while Kelly laid in the
passenger side footwell
with a gun directed at the officer
driving the van to ensure his
compliance while driving to the main gate
the last obstacle to freedom
at the gate nine of the prisoners
disguised as guards stormed the lodge where
officers checked in and out and seized them
at gunpoint the delay in leaving H
block however meant that the guards were beginning to
arrive for their next shifts as
their numbers grew the officers fought back against
the inmates amid the melee they have guns just shoot them i mean you you have 24 police officers arriving
i mean like maybe it's because like they didn't want this to turn into a mass murder situation
because you know yeah once again i think they did exercise some level of self-control because
they realized that it could
get bad very quickly if even one person was able to raise an alarm with the ruc so i think they
right smart choice probably didn't have enough ammunition for a sustained gun battle with the
rfc they only had the a couple bullets that could be smuggled in via goat ass or whatever like
they don't exactly have a cachet at the moment.
Amid the melee, a prison officer named James Ferris bolted from the lodge
and shouted to the guard at the pedestrian gate
to sound the alarm. A prisoner,
identified by guards as Dermot Finucane,
gave Chase
and stabbed Ferris three times in the chest.
The officer collapsed and later died
from a heart attack. The prisoner, meanwhile,
continued to the pedestrian gate. St times with a fucking chest and died of a heart attack it was tragic
that sounds like that investigation was conducted by the ira police department
so finucane continued to the pedestrian gate where he stabbed two officers
arriving for their
shifts as well as the officer on gate duty before they could stand the alarm so this guy was like
running like the guy in terminator 2 you know with a knife towards this security gate
just going to ham with like a tiny kitchen knife on guys because like i imagine it's not like a
giant butcher's knife or whatever but like how is nobody taking this guy down?
He's now stabbed multiple people.
And it's like a shitty action film where every prison guards will be going at him one at a time or something.
The guard is just like fumbling with his gun and it's like falling out of his hands.
When the quick thinking guards wedged their cars between the prison gates to block the food trucks path, the inmates opened the opened the vehicle's door and fled on foot scaling the exterior fence to freedom
while some escapees hijacked cars other fled on foot into the countryside a massive manhunt was
conducted by police and the military and resulted in the recapture of 19 prisoners in the first 24
hours most of the fugitives were returned to their original cells inside
H Block 7 after a brief
flicker of freedom.
Those who remained on the lam
hid inside barns and safe houses
before the IRA facilitated
their passage to the Republic of Ireland.
Several continued on
in the United States under new identities
while others resumed their paramilitary
activities.
Three of the fugitives subsequently died in IRA operations,
while Kelly and McFarland were arrested in Holland in 1986 and returned to the maze along with several other escapees
extradited from Ireland and the United States.
I was going to say, was the Republic of Ireland considered a safe spot for these guys?
Like, was the Irish government kind of like turning a blind eye?
It's,
it's cross border jurisdiction.
So essentially like the way the police can chase you across state lines.
Um,
it's kind of like that.
But like if,
if you're,
if you make it into the Republic of Ireland and you're saying you're one of
these guys who just was like stabbing your way through British prison guards,
uh,
like,
and the, the Republic republic the irish republican
government the republic of ireland government i should say uh like kind of knows you're in
ireland are you being extradited to back to england or not really like if if they got you
they probably would hand you over but it was a case of it was very easy to disappear okay like
once you're over the border be cool and we're
cool otherwise we'll send your ass back to the uk so as shin fein were launching back into the
public spotlight it began to rapidly increase its electoral mandate in november 1983 jerry adams mp
had become its president and he success he was successfully steering it back into mainstream politics.
The UK and Irish governments were very concerned that Sinn Féin's extreme republican ideas would
steal voters away from the more moderate nationalist party the SDLP. The SDLP was also
concerned about this and appealed to the Irish government for support. The SDLP leader John Hume
managed to persuade the Irish governments to create a government for support. The SDL Peter John Hume managed to persuade the Irish government
to create a forum for discussing
the future of both parts of Ireland.
Called the New Ireland Forum,
it first met in the summer of 1983
and was to produce a report.
However, all the unionists
along with the UK government and Sinn Féin
boycotted it.
This left the SDLP and the Irish government
as the only parties present.
Nevertheless, the forum went ahead and debated the future of Ireland.
The new Ireland forum report
was published on May 1984 and
suggested three scenarios for the future
of the island. A. United
Ireland. B. A Confederation
of Northern Ireland and the Republic.
Or C. Joint Authority over
Northern Ireland. This did not
go down well. Joint Authority sounds like a fucking nightmare.
So that did not go down well,
and taking matters into their own hands,
on the 12th of October, 1984,
the IRA detonated a bomb at the Grand Hotel in Brighton,
where the UK Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher and her cabinet
were staying during the Conservative Party Conference.
As part of the hotel collapsed, five people were killed, several MPs seriously injured,
and Ms. Thatcher was lucky to escape alive.
The IRA released...
The rest of us were unlucky that she managed to escape alive.
Yep.
The IRA released a chilling statement saying,
You were lucky this time, but remember, we only have to be lucky once.
Yes.
That shit fucking rules.
Shortly afterwards,
Ms. Thatcher firmly rejected
the NIF's report
with a firm no, no, no
to the three alternatives.
While this response
satisfied unionists,
it was disappointing to the SDLP
who were attempting to try
and find a middle ground,
a middle ground solution
that would end the violence.
However, the UK realized that the problems in Northern Ireland
were not going to stop until a settlement could be reached.
So they began secret negotiations with the Irish government
as early as 1985 to try and find some common ground for working on.
They succeeded in finding some common ground
and on 15 November 1985 the two governments made public what they had agreed upon.
A. The UK government recognised the Irish Republic's right to make a proposal concerning Northern Ireland.
B. The Irish Republic recognised that a united Ireland was a long-term objective and that it could only be achieved through majority consent.
C. The two governments were to set up a conference between them to discuss issues of mutual interest
and help produce a better society in Northern Ireland. This was called the Anglo-Irish Agreement.
It was signed in Belfast on November 15th 1985. The Irish government narrowly voted it true on
the 21st of November and the UK government approved it by a huge majority on the 27th of November.
UK government approved it by a huge majority on the 27th
of November.
Although all Ulster Unionist
MPs were against the agreement,
this was ignored.
Of course they were. They're against
fucking anything.
So the reaction within Unionist community
was uproar, genuine shock
and a feeling of betrayal from their point
of view, the idea that their own government
could give a foreign country the right to a say in northern ireland affairs without consulting northern ireland mps
was incredible the ulster unionist leader um james molyneux said that northern ireland was
being delivered from one nation to another although the sdlp supported the agreement
shin fein was against it because the Irish government was recognising
Northern Ireland's existence. Some
individual UK and many
individual Irish politicians spoke out
against the agreement too. As a protest
all the unionist MPs resigned
forcing new elections all
over Northern Ireland. Although the unionist
vote went up, they lost the constituency
of Newry and Armagh to the
SDLP. they began to campaign
to have the agreement abolished using the slogan Ulster says no Ulster says no banner soon appeared
on local government buildings all over Northern Ireland including the huge one on Belfast City
Hall there was mass demonstrations led by Ian Paisley senior and of the DUP and James Molyneux of the UUP
and continued all throughout 1985 into 1986
but had little effect.
In February 1986, the UUP and DUP
began boycotting all government officials,
but again, this did not change anything.
I mean, I feel like this should be a lesson
to the unionists that the union
actually doesn't care all that much about them but it's funny because that is something that's trotted
out and i know i've said it before but it's something i want to talk about at the end of
the episode because they as this is not a comprehensive history i think it i want to
talk more so about my personal feelings about it at the end and coming from someone who
was born in the republic of ireland and has obviously like researched so much about northern
ireland and has talked to people from northern ireland about their feelings for this series
i think it's a lot more complicated than britain doesn't care about northern ireland i think that
is true but also the majority of people in the Republic of Ireland don't care about Northern Ireland either
I think it's more so that
people in the Republic like
to go on about United Ireland but they don't
and it's something I'm going to talk about
at the end
even if there is United
Ireland there will still be about a million people
in Ireland who still
consider themselves British and even if
Northern Ireland doesn't rejoin there will still be about a million people in the North still consider themselves British and even if Northern Ireland doesn't
rejoin there'll still be about a million people in the north who consider themselves Irish. Now
I think it's important to pause here as we move into the mid to late 80s because the tone of what
has been going on will get a lot more violent and gets a lot darker and I think it's important to discuss who is arming
both sides of the conflict. The IRA to continue and escalate its armed campaign they needed to
be better equipped which meant securing modern small arms. In previous campaigns weapons had
been secured before hostilities commenced via raids on British army or even Irish army weapons depots. In
the period between 1969
and 1971 this was no longer
feasible. By 1972
the IRA had large quantities
of modern small arms particularly Armalite
rifles manufactured and purchased
in the United States. The
AR-18 rifle in particular
was found to be particularly well suited for urban
guerrilla warfare as its small size and folding stock made it easy to conceal.
Moreover, it was capable of rapid fire and fired a high velocity round, which is considered to have great stopping power, quote unquote, great stopping power.
And if I remember correctly, British military body armor at the time was inefficient and ineffective, to say the least.
Yeah. was inefficient and ineffective to say the least yeah i remember during the sniper of armog saga
like there they were they issued out these heavy steel plates and just nobody wore them
yeah sniper sniper of arma joe armag yeah that's what i said
one of the ira's main gun runners in the united States was a guy called George Harrison, an IRA veteran who resided in New York since 1938. Harrison had set up a gunrunning network in America since the 1950s where he had supplied arms in the 1956 to 62 border campaign he bought
guns for the ira from a corsican arms dealer called george de mayo and who had connections
with organized crime so we've got the italian mafia coming in oh wait no court is corsica's
part of france isn't it yeah yeah okay so once again nap where Napoleon's from. The legacy of Napoleon pops up on this
show once again.
We're getting into wagon manifest
territory in a second.
Let's go back to the fucking 1812
series, baby. Everybody loves me some
wagon manifests.
Joe Cahill acted as
a contact between NORAD, which
was the North American
aid organization
that was used to raise money
to be sent to Catholic communities in Ireland.
Did you say the acronym was NORAD?
Yeah, N-O-R-A-I-D, NORAD.
To differentiate from NORAD,
the air defense network of the United States,
famously tracks Santa.
Yeah.
So, like I said,
Joe Cal acted as a go-between
between NORAD and Harrison.
And in 1971,
the RUC had already seized
700 modern weapons from the IRA,
along with two tons of high explosive
and 1,157,000 rounds of ammunition,
most of which was manufactured in America.
Shocked. I'm shocked.
Harrison spent an estimated $1 million in the 1970s
purchasing over 2,500 guns for the IRA.
According to Brendan Hughes, a key figure in the Bs purchasing over 2,500 guns for the IRA. According to Brendan Hughes
a key figure in the Belfast Brigade
the IRA smuggled small arms from
the United States by sea on the Queen
Elizabeth II from New York via
Southampton through Irish members
of its crew was shut down by
the FBI in the early 1980s after
almost a decade of effort. These
Queen Elizabeth II
shipments included Armalites and were driven
from Southampton to Belfast in small consignments. In the late 1970s, another IRA member was sent to
the United States to acquire more arms, and he was able to procure Armalite 15 rifles, so AR-15s,
plus a number of Heckler & Koch rifles and other weapons. Again, the purchase of these
weapons was funded through Irish American Republicans and also included a batch of
M60 machine guns which were stolen from a US National Guard armory in 1977.
Hell yeah, we love to see it. I'm honestly curious, did any of these American gunrunners
for the IRA ever get picked up and thrown in prison, or did the US just kind of not
pay attention too hard? I'm literally about to get
to that. Okay, perfect.
So, in 1984, the FBI
warned the Republic of
Ireland that a major
IRA arms shipment was underway
from the United States, and the weaponry could be
transferred to an Irish fishing trawler in the Atlantic.
Subsequently,
they were tipped off, and in addition to people getting arrested harrison of four other men tom falvey michael
flannery pat mullen and they are danny gormley arrested by the fbi in 1981 as part of a sting
operation but acquitted at their trial in 1982 so this is absolutely the case of the fbi being like
yeah we're totally gonna catch these irish
gun druthers oh oh looks like they're acquitted so um if you want to hear some crazy shit that
they were about to get access to the men were charged with attempting to smuggle a consignment
of arms to ireland which included a flamethrower a 20 millimeter anti-tank rifle and their acquittal
was widely attributed to the unconventional
efforts of harrison's personal attorney frank durkin the men did not deny their activities
but claimed that they believed the operation had been sanctioned by the cia uh mcgahee was also
arrested again by the fbi in 1982 after a successful stinger operation where he was trying to purchase a surface to air missile for
the ira hell yeah bro and honestly like it the fbi at this point this is the 80s right like
if they're like the cia told me to do it the fbi agents are just like looking at each other like
it's probably probably is what happened it sounds like like that sounds like something they would do now there was also another source of weapons to the ira at this period and that was mulmar
gaddafi a fucking course it was like he's like the ultimate chaos agent before you know his uh
his his demise of giving weapons to literally anyone who was fighting someone that could be considered one
of libya's enemies it didn't matter if they have a ira or a chicago street gang you were gonna get
some service to air missiles and machine guns like yeah so um the other source in the 70s was
muhammad gaddafi who was engaging in a strategy at this time of opposing united states interest
in the middle east by sponsoring
paramilitary activity against it and its allies in western europe yes sponsoring the ira really
hurts the us the first libyan arms shipment took took the ira uh between 1972 and 73 following
visits by joe cahill to libya in early 1973 the irish government received
intelligence that of the vessel claudia was carrying a consignment of weapons and placed
the ship under surveillance on the 27th of march on the 28th of march three irish navy vessels
intercepted the claudia in irish international waters near helvick head in county waterford
near where i'm from and seizing five tons of libyan small arms and
ammunition on board the weaponry include seized included 250 soviet made uh small arms 250 rifles
anti-tank missiles and other explosives and the british never even deployed tanks in northern
ireland from my understanding and and not to mention a whole box
full of gaddafi's shitty green book so the that anti-tank rifle uh anti-tank mines sorry not
missiles and we're that makes more sense okay we're used against saracens the armored transport
for the army so cal also found himself, was also found and arrested
on board the vessel.
It is estimated
that three other
shipments of weaponry
of a similar size
and nature
succeeded in getting
through to the IRA
during the same period.
Early Libyan arms
shipments provided
the IRA
with their first
RPG-7 rockets
and propelled grenades
and that Gaddafi
also gave
three to five million
US dollars
at this time to the organisation
to finance his activities. However,
contact with the Libyan government was broken off in 1976.
Why?
Did they have a falling out
about the Green Book
or something?
It's also in part because you know the way Gaddafi
is in that he will move
his circle depending on what benefits him in his petty ways.
But contact with Libya was opened again in the aftermath of the 1981 hunger strike, which was said to have personally impressed Gaddafi.
And in the 1980s, the IRA received further large quantities of weaponry and explosives.
The Libyan government, reportedly enough to
equip at least two professional
infantry battalions.
Oh my god! Something that the
IRA never had, but
you know.
Four shipments of guns, ammunition
and explosives were sent between 1985
and 86, providing large quantities of
weapons, including heavy machine guns,
over a thousand rifles, several hundred
handguns, rocket-propelled grenades,
flamethrowers, surface-to-air
missiles, and Semtex explosives.
I gotta give some
respect to the IRA's commitment to the flamethrower
bit, because this happens
so often. They even built their own a couple
of times.
But from the late 1986
onwards, virtually every bomb constructed by the
provisional ira and splinter groups such as the real ira contains semtex from a libyan shipment
unloaded on an irish pier in 1986 so i have a list i feel like that there's still there's still
libyan weapons floating around northern ireland since they sent so goddamn many of them so
included in the shipment and this is for the gun nerds included, MP5 submachine guns,
9mm Browning Taurus Glock and Beretta handguns,
AK-47 Kalashnikovs and AKM assault rifles,
RPG-7s,
Soviet-made DSHK heavy machine guns,
FN MAG machine guns,
military flamethrowers,
Semtex,
and Strela-2 man-portable 2 man portable service to air missiles did they ever
use these to shoot down helicopters like did that ever happen no but they're still floating around
so lovely not only did the libyans supply weapons in addition to these sources deals were also
struck with armed dealers in czechoslovakia belgium canada norway and of course the plo of course yeah why not
but even more interesting um now it's not clear how the loyalist paramilitaries acquired weapons
in the 70s consistently although there is allegations that they received assistance
from former military personnel who had since moved into private contracting but as we moved
into the 1980s, I'll give you
one guess who was supplying them with arms.
Alright, I'm going to take two
swings at this. It's the CIA
or the Mossad?
You got one of them right.
Mossad? We've already talked about the CIA.
So, loyalists were
successful in importing arms into Northern Ireland.
The weapons were
PLO arms captured by the
Israeli forces sold to Arms
Corps, a South African state
owned company which in the
1977 United
Arms embargo said about
making South Africa self-sufficient in military
hardware. So it was
apartheid South Africa
by way of the fucking Mossad.
Yep. Jesus Christ!
Like, what kind of chaotic
clusterfuck is it
when you have Muammar Gaddafi,
the CIA, the Mossad,
apartheid South Africa,
and the PLO all, like, shaking
hands? And, uh,
it's not in the script, but funny enough,
um, during decommissioning,
which happened after the troubles, these funny enough, during decommissioning, which happened after the Troubles,
these weapons were meant to be destroyed.
As sins against man
and God.
I'll give you one guess where
some of them ended up. What year is this?
So this is the early 2000s.
Oh, okay. I was going to say Rhodesia
because that would just complete the circuit, but that's too late
for that. In the early 2000s,
hmm, I'm going to say
Liberia.
Yep and other
various Central African
conflicts but
the arms which were divided
between the UVF, UDA and
the Ulster Resistance included
200 Czechoslovakian
SAVZ-58
automatic rifles,
90 Browning pistols,
500 RGD-5
fragmentation grenades,
30,000 rounds of ammunition,
12 RPG-7 rockets
and 150 warheads.
At one
stage, oh it doesn't end here,
at one stage, Arms Corps south african state-owned
company tried to supply loyalist paramilitaries with a large payload missile which was seized
we're talking like a ground-based ballistic missile here yes gee what the fuck were they
gonna do with that i don't know like where do you like like i guess like you know kudos your
dedication to supplying these people i mean though you don't have to hand it to fucking
apartheid south africa but also let's think this practically these guys are all hiding these
weapons and houses and shit and you're gonna give these guys like a fucking scud missile like what
do you expect them to do with it yeah like imagine the look of the ira's face offloading this like
uh this fucking boat captain by a guy named like i don't know
we're vonda durf or something and they're offloading like a scud b like where the
like am i supposed to strap this to the top of my renal like what the fuck do you want me to do
with this fucking jerk vander clerk landing on the shores of county down fucking christ i mean if anybody would do that it's
the rhodesians or the apartheid south africans so i'll give you another guess at a question i'm
about to ask one question you might have is how they could afford all of these weapons i'll give
you one guess joe i mean you said gaddafi gave him a
fuckload of cash so it has to be something other than that right uh diaspora and charities
armed robbery bank robbery drug dealing and extortion yeah that's probably the better answer
yeah that doesn't surprise that doesn't surprise me of course these are like i think we've talked
out before the show at a long enough timeline all of your heroic revolutionary clubs that don't like win their war just turn
into local hood rat shit so both sides um became particularly adept at armed robbery and bank
robbery there are several noted both loyalist and republican paramilitary um members who have been arrested for
large-scale bank robberies and the drug dealing aspect so um for anyone who listens to 33rd county
um you will know that ireland was flooded with heroin in the 80s and both the ira and the uda are implicated in its
transportation its distribution and ironically at the same time the ira had a very strict
anti-drug dealing stance yeah of course they did it's the taliban did the same fucking thing like every revolutionary group
that like in the modern times
that I'm aware of has dealt drugs
like mostly heroin and meth and shit
like that and while at the same time
like kneecapping and punishing people
within their territory
for using drugs openly
like it's for
selling to other people because you know
reasons yeah and so extortion
also extended to petty drug dealers who and drug dealing gangs they had to pay protection money to
the ira in order to continue their business it's belfast Yeah. But also, as a consequence for going against the IRA or the UVF or the UDA, there also
came consequences for anyone caught breaking their rules, dealing on their turf, not paying
extortion money.
And those included kidnapping, kneecapping, maiming, torture, and murder.
And kneecapping is getting shot in the fucking knee caps to be completely no there there is subcategories to knee capping and not to there's subcategories
in this god jesus christ so not to be not to sound glib but the ira had three well two main methods
which were quite common and a third method that i have anecdotally heard
about through my research so one was the classic shooting your kneecaps i choose that one i feel
like that's the best case here so the second option is using a high power drill to drill
through your kneecap yep i'm still redeemed by getting shot in the kneecaps being the best way out.
And the third
option, which, you know, this is like
the price is right, you get
to pick, you know, your door.
You could get a claw hammer, the claw
of a claw hammer put underneath your kneecap
and your kneecap pulled out
underneath your skin.
Yeah, I choose to have my kneecap
blown out with Muammar Gaddafi's hand-me-downs
in addition to that maiming which included the cutting off of appendages such as fingers toes
ears and then there was also general intimidate physical intimidation which included
beatings you know kidnappings the ira also would later perfect a new form of bank robbery called a tiger
kidnapping in which a bank manager would be kit will be kidnapped and their family held at ransom
unless they would open the bank's vault without setting off alarms so it's the tiger mom of bank
robbery so and just as an addendum and an interesting fact about northern ireland jumping
a bit ahead there is you know also the also the fact that Northern Ireland would eventually become the world's leading center for prosthetics research and fitting.
This is because both sides injured so many civilians.
2004 states 129 patients sustained amputations
and this is from just one hospital in Belfast
110 male, 19 female with an age
range between 7 to 60 years of age
72 were civilian, 93 underwent immediate
amputation. The most frequent level of amputation was
transfemoral, so that's below
the femur. good god 92 patients
required amputation of one limb or part thereof 35 35 required amputation of two limbs and two
underwent triple amputation three patients lost both hands 67 had other associated injuries 32 patients had the delay of six months or more in fitting
a prosthesis and the most common cause of injury was the car bomb i mean and this is i know we
talked about before where like they would call ahead to warn like hey we're gonna bomb this
fucking part of town at x time but like they didn't always fucking do that
you know like it's just fucking unconscionable man like what you just destroy a city block full
of people and congratulations you fucking hero but this belays the point that at this point
in the troubles more and more people were being hurt outside of the conflict a lot more civilians were starting to get hurt
obviously the increased supply of arms was a huge influence in the level of violence and the level
of destruction so that would have quite a long legacy even in that report that was published in
you know 2004 there were still people being fitted for amputations fitted for prosthetics for things that happened in the 80s
oh i can imagine it created a massive backlog i mean you know when carbone goes off that's
you know conservatively that could be 20 fucking people whose lives are changed for the rest of
their lives with prosthesis uh you know eyesight hearing you it, not to mention the mental scars that come with all this shit.
And to begin to start to talk about that escalation,
the Northern Ireland Assembly,
which was a relic of the failed Sunningdale Agreement,
was abolished on the 23rd of June 1986.
Some members, mainly from the DUP,
had to be physically dragged from the building.
In 1986, the UVF and UDA
decided to use violence to try and force
the abolition of the
Anglo-Irish agreement.
They began a terrorist campaign
against Catholics and specifically the
RUC who they saw as traitors
since they were required to
enforce the agreement. Attacks on
homes increased and in February
1987 a 400,000 petition was given
to the Queen. By 1987 the government was still ignoring the campaign and it began to dwindle
away. Margaret Thatcher won the 1988 general election and reviewed the Anglo-Irish agreement.
When the review resulted in no significant changes, most unionists gave up hope
of ever removing it and acknowledged that their campaign had failed. All during this period,
violence had continued with almost 300 murders, all by paramilitary groups, between 1984 and 1987
inclusive. And this is like bombing, shootings, straight up kidnapping and murder. So this could,
I know we're going quickly over these numbers, but people
maybe should know that
a fair number of these are innocent fucking
people. Like any
conflict, the vast majority of
casualties are innocent civilians.
That's not counting
the amount of people
who disappeared.
Like, quote unquote disappeared
I remember and I'm sure
you can think of a few cases that
people are still being
found to this
day
I remember something
quite recently that came up
about something like that
we'll never know the true numbers
of people that died during this period because some of them
will simply never be found.
Yeah, and
it puts a pin in the point of
the generational trauma that
the country still suffers to this day
from all of the people who are affected by it.
But one of the worst
massacres occurred on the
6th of November 1987 when the
IRA detonated a bomb and a war memorial
and a skilling as crowds of civilians gathered to watch the remembrance day parade one billion
one building collapsed onto the crowd killing 11 people and injuring many more good god this is so
this is like uh uk memorial day type situation like okay fucking christ man so one survivor was still in a coma
as of 1998 and in march 1987 the british secret service yeah in march 1987 the british secret
services shot dead three ira members at gibraltar although there is still a lot of uncertainty about
what exactly happened a few days later, a loyalist
gunman named Michael Stone killed
three mourners at the funerals of the men.
When two British soldiers accidentally
drove into the vicinity of the funeral
cortege, one of the
three mourners,
the funeral cortege of one of the three mourners,
they were mobbed and dragged out of the car
and brutally murdered. The presence
of media cameras
meant that the murders were recorded and broadcast on television across the world holy fuck okay that
is an escalation i mean that's a that's a lynching but you can also hardly blame them this is what
this is one of those tit for tat type blood feud things that like it literally has no end like yeah as the violence continued the uup and dup
ended their boycott of the uk government in september 1987 in order to have talks about
the possibility of having new peace talks around about this time a media broadcasting ban was
introduced for those organized for the organizations that had advocated for the violence. So this is where you have the origins of, you know,
Jerry Adams being voiced over on the BBC.
He was voiced over?
Yeah, so...
Wait, Jerry Adams had a fucking dubbing?
Yeah, you can look up videos.
You couldn't hear Jerry Adams' actual voice on TV for years.
That is fucking wild.
He got like the
four kids dub over treatment
by the British media. So
this included the IRA, UVF,
Sinn Féin and the UDA and
was designed
to starve them of publicity. Between
1988 and 1992
there were many attempts to create conditions
for all party talks in Northern Ireland.
To simplify things, the talks were divided into three strands.
Strand 1 concerned the internal government of Northern Ireland.
Strand 2 concerned the North-South relations.
Strand 3 concerned the UK-Irish relations.
The UK also hinted that they might talk to Sinn Féin if the IRA halted its campaign of violence.
Until then, Sinn F fein would be excluded
from the talks and the whole like i'm trying to remember here the whole hitching point here was
like shin fein and the ira pretending they're two completely separate entities right yeah at this
point the the ira was just considered the political wing of, um, oh no, sorry,
Sinn Fein were considered the political wing of the IRA.
Um,
right.
And,
but like they wouldn't acknowledge that publicly, right?
It part,
yes and no.
It depends.
It depends on the representative.
I,
this split happened between the political wing of Sinn Fein and what would be considered the IRA in 1970.
So at this stage, they were
still, you know, there is no links
between the two of us.
But when the talks
finally began in 1991,
it didn't get far. Every
party had a vital issue that it was
not prepared to compromise on, and none of
the main paramilitary groups,
the IRA, the UDF, or the ira the udf or the uv
or the uda and uvf were represented any agreement that did come out of the talks did not include the
people causing the violence something new and something different was needed in order to break
the stalemate and preferably something that could not allow the paramilitary groups or that could
allow paramilitary groups to be represented the problem with this is that right like that makes sense why would they put down their weapons
if they don't have a say in the matter yeah the problem with this was that uh most people had a
problem with allowing the people who use terrorist methods to enter democratic discussions also i
understand that like i can i could see why people don't want to put down their guns but i
could also see why the population of people who have been terrorized by both sides of these of
this war like why the fuck would i want to enter a polite discussion with the guy who just bombed
the fucking memorial day celebration or whatever like i could i could say and this is like this
has nothing to do with catholic or protestant this is just civilians who like we talked about before just just want to like get on with their fucking day
and live their lives now why the fuck am i gonna enter a democratic discussion with this guy who's
just been kneecapping people over meth that the challenge was taken up by john hume the leader of
the sdlp he began to have negotiations with jerry adams the president of shin SDLP. He began to have negotiations with Gerry Adams, the president of Sinn Féin, concerning the possibility of an IRA ceasefire and how it would allow Sinn Féin to
join the talks. The result was a document called the Hume-Adams Initiative, which was presented to
both governments. Around about this time, the Progressive Unionist Party and the Ulster
Democratic Party were formed representing the UVF and the UDA respectively, sometimes referred to as fringe loyalists.
This gave the loyalist paramilitaries a political voice for the first time, in the same way that the IRA could speak true Sinn Féin.
Unlike the 1988-92 talks, the way was now clear for paramilitary organisations to be present at the talks, providing they halted their acts of violence by calling a ceasefire.
This was vital, since it was the paramilitaries who were causing the violence in Northern Ireland at this stage, it was this set of right conditions as well as the Huma Adams initiative that prompted the British and Irish governments to make a historic announcement in 1993. In late 1993 the
British and Irish governments looked at the situation and realized that all the conditions
were right now to begin a peace process. For the first time ever all the paramilitary groups had
were represented and prepared to negotiate. The people of Northern Ireland had endured 24 years
of violence and there was a growing feeling that something had to be done to end it once and for all.
So the two governments met and on the 15th of December 1993 announced their mutual positions on Northern Ireland which they hoped would be the basis for future negotiations.
Called the Downing Street Declaration, it committed both governments to developing new political frameworks and permitting any party that gave up violence
to join talks. The UK declared that they had no selfish strategic or economic interest in Northern
Ireland, accepted that a united Ireland was possible if a majority so desired and promised
to work towards an agreement. The Irish agreed that a united Ireland could only happen with
majority consent and would set up a forum for peace and reconciliation the declaration angered the extreme unionists who accused the
uk of selling off ulster and shin fane whose only mp jerry adams lost his seat in the 1993 election
and he jerry adams said it was he was disappointing or he was disappointed i'm not mad i'm disappointed
the groups representing
the paramilitaries
called for clarification
of the document.
The more moderate parties
gave it a guarded welcome.
After several months,
the UK government
released a commentary
on the declaration
clarifying the issues
for the paramilitary
linked parties.
They said that both
Sinn Féin and the fringe loyalists
could join the talks
if they laid down their arms.
In February 1994, the USA permitted Gerry Adams to go there for the first time and he received huge publicity.
Afterwards, President Bill Clinton, so another person is wading into the foray, urged the IRA to call a ceasefire.
Eventually, on the 31st of August 1994, after 25 years of violence, the IRA announced a complete cessation of military operations.
Spontaneous celebrations broke out all over nationalist areas, which unions viewed with suspicion.
However, six weeks later, on the 13th of October 1994, the Combined Loyalist Military Command, an umbrella group which represented the UVF and UDA, announced their own ceasefire.
Although the way now appeared clear for talks to begin,
it was not that simple.
The unionists objected strongly to suggestions
that the parties should become involved in talks,
pointing out that neither organisation
had said their ceasefires were permanent,
which they understood the Downing Street Declaration
would require.
While the SDLP said they believed that the cessations were permanent,
Sinn Féin said the term was meaningless.
However, the UK government went ahead with meeting Sinn Féin on the 9th of December 1994,
the first of such meetings since 1972, and again in the first half of 1995.
No talks were planned, however.
As a confidence-building measure,
the British Army daytime patrols in Belfast
were abolished in January,
and some security installations were dismantled
and troops pulled out.
Over this time, American support for Sinn Féin
grew with Gerry Adams being invited
to the White House for St. Patrick's Day.
The fringe loyalist UDP also took
up the invitation. The summer months
of 1965 were marred with
violence. Sinn Féin had introduced
a policy of opposing the Orange Order
and Apprentice Boy marches
which they regarded as sectarian.
Some of these marches went through
nationalist areas as we spoke about before.
These marches had followed the same routes
for many years but the demographic changes had turned formerly unionist areas as we spoke about before. These marches had followed the same routes for many years but the demographic changes had turned formerly unionist areas into nationalist areas.
Now some of the local residents had decided they weren't going to tolerate the marches in these areas anymore.
Riding broke out all over Northern Ireland, especially at orange parades and extensive property damage was caused.
The ceasefires were strained but held.
property damage was caused. The ceasefires were strained, but held.
Although the peace talks had started
by mid-1995, neither Sinn Féin
nor the fringe loyalists had been permitted to
enter. The main reason
that the UK Prime Minister John Major
had said was that paramilitaries must
decommission their weapons before political
wings could be admitted to the talks to prove
that their cessations were permanent.
Sinn Féin were outraged by this, saying that
the decommissioning had not been on the table
when the IRA called for a ceasefire.
Right, they seem to just be moving the goalposts.
Yeah.
The problem caused a stalemate,
and in November 1995,
the government released another document
which set up a body
to look at the issue of decommissioning.
The International Body of Arms Decommissioning
was chaired by US Senator George Mitchell
at Christmas 1995
Bill Clinton made a historic
visit to Northern Ireland to support
the peace process but even this visit
was not enough to surmount the stalemate.
In January
1996 Senator Mitchell presented
the Mitchell Report which recommended
that parties be permitted to join talks
if their paramilitary wins, wings decommissionissioned weapons during the talks. The IRA were once again furious saying
that decommissioning could not begin until the process was completed and refused to hand over
any weapons. Strains within the IRA reached new levels as Sinn Féin tried to hold them together.
However, on the 9th of February 1996 at 7pm, the IRA released the statement that their
ceasefire was over.
60 seconds later, a massive bomb exploded at Canary Wharf in London, killing two civilians
and causing millions of pounds of damage.
Sinn Féin appeared to be genuinely surprised by the announcement and the bomb.
So once again, this is the to be like a rift between the two.
So once again, this is the emergence
of a new tendency of the IRA.
This is once again tendency infighting.
Is this the birth of the real IRA
or the continuity IRA or something?
So this is the birth of the real IRA.
The real IRA emerged due to the refusal
to accept the Good Friday Agreement.
And they're still around today, correct?
They were kind of linked to the murder of
is it Lyra McKee?
Yeah.
So in response to the
bomb at Canary Wharf, the British Army
recommenced patrols in Belfast and some
security arrangements were put back in place.
The IRA had changed tactics since the
last campaign, however. They were aware
of the level of disappointment
in the nationalist community and decided not to
lower their support further by
attacking targets in Northern Ireland.
Instead, they concentrated
their campaign on mainland Britain,
with bombs in London and a massive one in
Manchester and central England. The fringe
loyalist parties managed to persuade the loyalist
paramilitaries to maintain their ceasefires
throughout this period. That just goes to show how unpopular this shit is like none of the nationalists
like want any part to do with this even the unionists aren't hitting back like these guys
are fucking assholes like i i know that's not like a very eloquent way of putting uh like
explaining about terror tactics and shit like i have no other way to
to to to explain that it's just selfishness and self-aggrandizement and militant brain
so part of the issue like i said with the with the split away from the existing factions of the ira
is that within the loyalist paramilitaries there was some level of cohesion
so they were able to hold people together in order to maintain their ceasefire whereas with
elements in the IRA that then went on form the real IRA they because of the amount of weapons
that they had available they were able to you know carry out attacks independent from the main you know
army council or organizational body as you would call it of the IRA. The summer of 1996 saw some
of the worst civil unrest Northern Ireland had seen for many years. The most contentious area
was on the 6th of July Drumcree Orange Parade in Portadown, which went along mainly Nationalist Garvey Road.
Residents refused to let them march down
and the police banned the march.
However, the Orange men said that they would march at any cost
and massed more and more people around the Drumcree church.
Over the same period,
Loyalist rioting and roadblocks broke out
all over Northern Ireland, causing much damage.
In one attack attack Loyalists
poured several tons of concrete from a bridge onto the main highway in the province the M1
blocking it for days. That's kind of genius I never like it well I'm surprised that doesn't
happen more often in like civil unrest. Trains and buses were also hijacked and burned many people
did not dare go to work for fear of not being able to get home again.
When an armor-plated JCB digger
appeared at Drumcree on the 11th of July,
the police were lent and let the march go.
So this is like...
Like an armored bulldozer.
Yeah, pretty much.
It's a killdozer kind of...
Yeah.
However, this resulted in several days
of Republican rioting and roadblocks causing
more damage on august 28 to a senior uvf member billy wright was expelled from the organization
for drugs trafficking right then founded the breakaway loyalist volunteer force which was not
on cease which was not on ceasefire and began terrorist attacks. Of course, dude gets expelled for slinging dope.
And now he's like, ah, no, I'm going to be a revolutionary hero again.
Yeah.
See, we're, we're, we're nearly, we're nearly done, Joe.
We're nearly done.
So, um, on the 30th of September, however, the CLMC had enough of the UVA of, uh, had
enough and the UVF and U uda ceasefires were terminated on march
19 in march 1997 billy wright was imprisoned for issuing death threats i mean of all the things
that he was doing that's like the least amount of things he could be in prison for yeah so at this
point in time i think it's pretty clear to anyone listening, this could have went, talks could have completely fallen apart.
Any sort of peace that had been negotiated thus far would have just been completely dissolved.
It really seems like it was within a hair's breadth of going right back to the 80s.
Yeah, and as we'll talk about in a second, it almost did.
The UK Prime Minister, Tony Blairir anxious to get the process moving again
announced that all party talks were starting regardless of whether shin fein was present or
not shin fein were you know still somewhat affiliated with the ira in order to speak for
them and could not enter unless the ira was announced as another ceasefire the issue of
decommissioning became less important as it had become clear that the IRA was not going to accept it.
The summer months of 1997 were once
again marred with violence. In an attempt
to avoid the 1996
violence, the police forced the
Drum Cree Orange
March down Garvey Road by
barricading the streets with Land Rovers.
The result of this was
several nights of province-wide
Republican violence with 200 carjackings and 600 attacks on security forces.
200 carjackings? Jesus Christ!
Yep.
The IRA realized after the marching season was over that if the talks were going ahead, regardless of Sinn Féin's presence, that it would be better to be there to ensure that they had a voice.
So, on the 20th of July, 1997, the IRA called a new ceasefire.
In August, Mo Mowlam, Northern Ireland Minister,
said that Sinn Féin would now be admitted to the talks
if they accepted the principle of democratic and non-violent means.
On the 9th of September, Sinn Féin did so,
and although the IRA released a statement saying that they did not,
on the 15th of September
all of Northern Ireland's political parties except the DUP and UKUP who boycotted it sat down for
peace talks. It was a very historic day and after initial qualms the unionist parties began agreed
to begin agreed to begin the negotiations on October 7 7th progress was slow but was made on december 27th
1997 lvf leader billy wright who was shot dead in the maze prison by an inla inmate they get
another gun in there how many times does this happen a couple of times oh god, goddammit. The LVF, which had never called for a ceasefire,
began what it called
Measured Military Response,
which consisted of murdering Catholic civilians.
Uh, yeah, that sounds like terrorism,
uh, with a fancy tactical name.
So this is just random civilians being shot.
Several Protestants were murdered in retaliation.
Revolutionary serial murderers.
Absolutely.
Well done, boys.
You've made it.
And the UVF UDA ordered their political representatives,
the PUP and UDP, to pull out of the talks.
Mo Mowlam, or Mowlam, depending on how you want to pronounce it,
was able, however, to persuade them to stay.
And when the UDA admitted to three murders
in late January 1998,
the UDP was expelled
for three weeks.
They killed three people and were
suspended from school for three weeks?
Oh man, those are some serious
sanctions there.
In February, the IRA was blamed
for two killings and Sinn Féin was expelled for
three weeks. Sinn Féin was expelled for three weeks.
Sinn Féin protested strongly and threatened to fight the decision in the courts.
It dropped the action after a few days, however.
Both parties stayed away for longer than three weeks as a protest,
and Sinn Féin eventually returned on the 23rd of March, 1998.
They also admitted that a united Ireland was not going to come out of the process.
Not least they the realistic.
On the 25th of March, the talks chairman, George Mitchell, decided that the process needed a catalyst and announced the agreement must be reached by Thursday, the 9th of April, 1998 at the latest.
The talks went into full-time session as the agreements were reached with astonishing speed.
as the agreements were reached with astonishing speed.
On April 6th, which is my birthday,
Senator Mitchell released a draft discussion agreement to the parties.
However, the unionists objected strongly to strand two north-south proposals and for a few days it looks like the talks were about to collapse.
Only the personal intervention of Tony Blair and President Clinton
managed to assuage their fears. On the 9th of April, the talks went into a 24-hour session
in a failed attempt to reach the midnight deadline as the eyes of the world watched
torment. Eventually, at 5pm on the 10th of April, Good Friday, Senator Mitchell announced that the
parties had reached an agreement after 29 years. Pictures
of Sinn Féin, the Loyalists, the SDLP
and the Unionists sitting together
applauding the announcement were beamed across the world.
Copies of the agreement were sent
to every home in Northern Ireland and a
referendum was announced
for the 22nd of May 1998.
During the five weeks of
campaigning, the Unionist vote was consistently
split 50-50 in the polls and five UUP members broke ranks and joined the DUP UKUP in their campaign for a no vote.
The result, however, was a clear majority, 71% yes, indications that the unionist community voted yes by a slim margin. The nationalist community had voted about 95% yes. The Republic of Ireland's
parallel referendum received a massive
endorsement too of around the same percentage.
Elections to the Northern Ireland
Assembly took place in June.
In these, the yes unionists
won the majority of the unionist seats
and so the Assembly looked likely
to survive. However, the unionists
So this is just like an overall rejection
of the continued militancy
of northern ireland yeah so however the unionists refused to join government with shin fein unless
the ira decommissioned its weapon around about this time as the agreement was being implemented
a number of dissident republican groups who were opposed to the agreement began terrorist attacks one such group the self-styled
real ira began bombing town centers although although the gardie foiled several of their
attacks their bomb in oma on the 15th of august which killed 29 civilians she soon showed them
to be a major threat yeah oma is still one of the darkest days in northern irish history just they bombed a pub
to kill 29 people injured so many more joe is joe's about to take off his glasses like this is
it's fucking incontrovertible man like it's one of the things that always pisses me off is like
you occasionally get people that still will like champion the real IRA and who, you know,
are a little more than murdering drug dealers.
And,
and that they're a little more than that now.
I mean,
like quite literally the,
the founding members were fucking,
we're,
we're,
we're pipe hitting drug dealers from the,
from the provost,
right?
Like,
and now they're murdering a pub full of people who simply want to go out and
have a fucking drink just because they're Protestants.
So this outrage provided the impetus needed to push the various sides together.
And within weeks, the UUP and PUP agreed to have talks with Sinn Féin.
And Sinn Féin said the war was over and began cooperating with the decommissioning body.
All paramilitary organizations except the cac
declared ceasefires but the british and irish governments committed to the early release of
approximately 400 prisoners serving sentences and connections with the activities of paramilitary
groups provided that those groups continue to maintain a complete and unequivocal ceasefire
i was going to ask about that are all these guys in prison because I assume there's hundreds, thousands
in prison over the course of the 20
some odd years of conflict. Are they
suddenly like, alright,
free to go? I'm about to get to that.
So prisoners from
the Continuity IRA,
the LVF and the
INLA and the
Real IRA were not eligible for
release because the groups had not agreed to the
unequivocal ceasefire there was no amnesty for crimes that had not been yet prosecuted the war
is still technically still going yeah i mean like if you consider yourself a prisoner of war and
your side has not stopped fighting you're still a prisoner of war the northern ireland sentences
act in 1998 received royal assent on the 28th of july 1998
167 prisoners were released by october and by december 1999 308 prisoners have been released
the final group of prisoners were released on the 28th of july 2000 giving a total of 428 prisoners
released and are members of the continuity continuity IRA and the other groups,
are they still serving their prison sentences?
Some of them have been released.
They've finished their sentences.
A couple of them have ended up back in prison for other crimes.
But for the vast majority,
most people who are convicted of crimes during the Troubles
have been since released.
So with that in mind, as we come to the close of the Troubles,
several years later in 2007, we would see two people who 30 years later
would stood on opposite sides of the aisle with bitter hatred in their eyes.
Ian Paisley and Martin McGuinness, once leader of the Provisional IRA,
and the Honourable Reverend Ian Paisley Sr.,
who was a hardline loyalist who championed the Ulster Says No campaign
and had a vehement hatred of Catholics,
both stood in a power-sharing agreement as Prime Minister and Deputy Minister of Northern Ireland,
a standing testament to the Good Friday Agreement.
And at the same time in the late 90s,
another inquiry was called into Bloody Sunday.
This being called the Savile Inquiry,
it attempted to rectify the wrongs of the Widgery Inquiry.
It recalled all witnesses, all soldiers that were still alive,
and all parties involved in order to get to the bottom of what happened. Oh no, sorry. It ran until 2011. It re-interviewed people like Bernadette
Devlin, families of the victims and the soldiers. And one thing that I think it says a lot, I want
to put a pin in because I mentioned it as we're talking about the people who are involved in the violence in the Troubles.
I want to talk about one person who did not face justice during the Savile Inquiry for Bloody Sunday because he was dead.
Born in Cyprus to Greek Cypriot parents in 1951, Kostas Georgiou moved to London with his family as a child,
was a member of 1st Battalion Parachute Regiment under the command of Colonel Wilford on Bloody Sunday.
What role he played is unknown because of his anonymity, but Georgiou's name came into the public domain not because of what he did on Bloody Sunday, but because of his role in an even shadier conflict than either bloody or massacre three years later.
an either bloodier massacre three years later.
Georgiou was dishonorably discharged from the British Army after Bloody Sunday
when, along with a fellow member of a
parachute regiment, Mick Wainhouse,
he was found guilty of robbing
a Northern Irish post office using
army guns. Wait, he committed an
armed robbery? He just got
discharged? Yep.
Incredible. Okay.
So, he connected with a
man recruiting foreign mercenaries
for the Angolan Civil War.
Oh my god.
Georgiou went out to fight
for the FNLA,
the National Front for the Liberation
of Angola, with a number of former
colleagues, including Wainhouse,
and a cousin of his girlfriend's, who was
also an ex-para. For the campaign,
Georgiou styled himself as Colonel Callan.
After a character in a popular television series,
the highest rank Colonel Callan had reached in the real army had been corporal.
Despite having no officer training in Angola,
Callan commanded a disparate and disorganized group of foreign fighters.
Yeah, I bet.
The account of his activities in
Angola, recorded by one of his fellow
mercenaries, is a story of the
most appalling brutality and
sadism. During the campaign, Callan
was involved in numerous killings,
tortures, and massacres.
He enjoyed torturing people, even though
there was no information he could possibly
extract. He tested the effectiveness
of a particular gun by putting it in the mouth of
one of his Angolan soldiers
and firing.
Good Christ!
He repeatedly gunned down
dozens of Angolans under his command
and when a number of his own fighters tried to
desert at an incident known as
the Michaela Massacre, Callan executed
his own men, 14 of them.
Among them, it seems, former
paras as well. As one of the
soldiers who was with him and survived
observed, there was some injustice
in relation to who got shot.
So a guy who was involved in
Bloody Sunday may have killed other people
who were involved in Bloody Sunday while fighting
in Angola. Yep.
Good. What the fuck?
Callan and some of his mercenary comrades were eventually put on
trial in luanda in june july 1976 by the victorious rivals of the fnla the mpla popular movement for
the liberation of angola at the trial callan was described as a man of despotic power and satanic
terror with 12 of his, he was convicted of murder
and torture of civilians as well
as the crime of fighting as a foreign mercenary.
He was one of the four men sentenced
to death and was executed
by firing squad. His body
was repatriated to England.
I should just yeet that shit
into the sea where it belongs.
For once in his life, he would
have done some good by feeding
fish fucking worthless scum of the earth yeah so and as the last point of this series well two last
points the there's never been any justice for bloody sun neck the savel inquiry did not give
any legal reprimand to those involved.
One of the greatest efforts that they did was to find the guns that were used,
the SLR rifles that were used on Bloody Sunday.
They found them as far away as Angola, Liberia,
and in an arms cache by the Lebanese Royal Guard.
Weird how specifically those rifles were shipped away
nothing suspicious to see there i am partially the difficulty of finding these rifles was due
to the fact that the assembly of those rifles were not individually serialized and the serial
numbers were not logged so certain parts were swapped out barrels are swapped out and several
batches of slrs were destroyed which would and several batches of SLRs were
destroyed, which would have included either parts or full rifles that were used on Bloody Sunday.
And they were only able to return four rifles that had possibly been used on Bloody Sunday.
And even at that, police experts could not determine whether they had been used or not. So the people who were shot on Bloody Sunday and all the civilians who had suffered on Bloody Sunday
and in the violence that followed never really experienced any justice.
But the one thing that the Good Friday Agreement brought and the time since
is that there has been some peace and reconciliation among the communities
that have been affected by the troubles and as we now know some of that is being inflamed by
various parties and i think for anyone listening at home who feels they have some sort of connection
to one side or the other or ireland or the good fight I want you to think about everything you've heard
over the past five hours and how all the people who died or suffered for one reason or another
lost the majority of them lost their lives for no reason and when you when you say stuff to your friends or online about that thinking you know
what happened in reality you didn't and a lot of people who were there would tell you something
very different yeah um i guess i think that's a good way to close it out like uh you did say
you wanted to talk a little bit about like um i mean you can cut this part out if that
was a good place to end it uh how you personally feel about i think it's a very complicated issue
and the thing that we need to deal with first and foremost is the generational trauma that still
goes on today um to the people who are still living in northern ireland or living elsewhere
whose families were directly affected by it,
I think the important people to remember are not people like Martin McGuinness or Ian Paisley,
regardless of their involvement beforehand or their involvement in the peace that came after.
It's to remember the people who were affected, who were hurt walking to school or terrorized by British soldiers getting on their school bus, the fear that they felt and how that has affected them and their families and their families going forward.
I think that's one of the most important things. And I think on the question of Irish republicanism,
there's a very good speech by Patrick Kielty, who someone shared yesterday, which I watched,
and he spoke about a shared Ireland regardless of whether there is a united
Ireland there will still be about a million people living on it who think they're British
or who are British and don't even think they're British they are British and if Northern Ireland
remains in Britain there will still be about a million people who are Irish and I think with
the question of a united Ireland there is something very there is a complex conversation
that will have to occur and people will have to look deeply inward to find their own answers about
how they feel about it and then collectively we can find an answer together uh thanks a lot tom
uh and you know thankfully we do have a light-hearted segue out of this pit of depression. And that is,
uh,
we have a segment on the show called questions from the Legion, where if you subscribe to the Patreon,
you can ask us on discord,
ask us on Patreon,
um,
load your question into a surface to air missile that MoMA Gaddafi has sent
you and fire it towards Tom.
Uh,
please don't.
Legal note, please do not
fire missiles at Tom.
And for the first time ever
someone other than me is picking this.
Tom has taken the wheel for the last four weeks
so I figured it was only right that
he close out his series by picking his very
own question from the Legion. I have no idea what this is
so this should be good.
I have picked two. The first one is light for each hour of this episode the first one is a light-hearted one
and is uh what is your favorite podcast to listen to and why um i go in i i kind of go in phases
personally like i i mostly listen to podcasts like i i live in a very walkable city so i generally
if anybody runs into
me in yurovan or whatever i always have headphones in and i'm almost always listening to a podcast
i only listen to music when i'm lifting weights um and generally i have like three that are in
constant rotation uh one is probably the longest podcast i've been listening to his last podcast
on the left which i'm not a true crime guy by any stretch of the imagination they're just very very entertaining um the other one is knowledge fight
which i've definitely talked about before on the show i've had one the host jordan come on as a
guest before which still kind of blows my mind that they even gave me the time of day um and the
third one is one that i listen to quite infrequently because it's an infrequent podcast called Let's Fight a Boss.
It's
by an Irish
group of content
creators led by one of my favorite
ones called Super Eyepatch Wolf
where they talk about video games
and media and stuff like that.
It's super relaxing
because I find most
media-based podcasts youtubers whatever
just they're just like constantly hyper critical about things they don't like um which i i
understand that some people are very entertained by but i feel it's just very draining and it's
nice to hear people talk about things they're generally interested in and enjoy i have a few
i was actually gonna say let's fight
a boss as well but yeah you stole that fuck yeah um the one of them is finn dwyer um his irish
history podcast it's fantastic really really well researched i was actually listening to
a recent series that he did of the story of irish irish coffin ships um yesterday and today um
other than that i like scoped exposure which is it's about hardcore music um it's like interviews
with artists yeah uh hard lore which is also like interviews with hardcore musicians and
uh other world which is a kind of paranormal investigative series from Jack Wagner from Yeah But Still.
It's like really good.
Also, if you're interested in music and business, listen to Money For Nothing, which is like a music business podcast.
It's really, really interesting.
Like they talk about like different like waves in the music industry, kind of like stuff that's going on it's really
cool um yeah i was supposed to only say one but i said like four and then yeah and i should probably
expand on the mind and i i would be remiss if i did not mention the podcast bunta vista it is
fucking hilarious um yeah it's uh it's it's another one of those shows that's just like
super chill i can't really do with like the constant negativity that a lot of shows tend to like the super black pilled negativity.
I simply can't do anymore.
It's just not good for you.
You can't do that all the time.
Yeah.
And then this is going to be the hard question.
It was the first one that someone they must have had this in their pocket.
Fuck, marry marry kill for every
member of the zoo crew seeing how this includes myself um i will simply kill myself and i don't
have to answer the rest of that question um yeah i don't really have an answer for that um i am
friends with all three of you so this is weird it's a great question you've never fucked
married or killed any of your friends god have you ever left have you ever lived up um yeah we'll
we'll go we'll go we'll add instead of that we'll uh add in is hell exothermic or endothermic i don't
know i would say endothermic because the bottom layer of hell, according to Dante's The Divine Comedy, is frozen over.
So endothermic.
But yeah, that's been two hours of this show.
Thank you so much once again, Joe, for having me on.
This has been like a really fun ride.
I'm sure everyone listening will see me on other episodes.
Who knows?
I might even write other
ones to give Joe a holiday.
Joe's allowed a
days off now. People keep telling me
that I should take these things called vacations.
No, it's
been great.
It took a lot for me to
acquiesce, to hand over the wheel of the show.
For obvious
reasons, I've been doing this for almost five years
and I've never handed over the
keys to a series to anybody before
and over the course of that five years
I've kind of become a giant protective baby
over this thing
but no it's been it's been fucking incredible
obviously Tom has been on bonus episodes
he's going to be on more in the future
as well as regular episodes we've already recorded a few
and like I look forward to continue working obviously for people unaware he's been producing
the show for quite some time and doing a very good job he's been putting up with my shit for
fucking months um and as eddie as nate or tom will tell you occasionally i am a lot to deal with
so like and the editor of my books would agree with that.
Uh,
but no,
it's been,
it's been incredible.
I know people have enjoyed it.
Um,
you know,
after five years,
maybe sometimes it's nice to do something different.
Um,
but yeah,
it's been great.
Uh,
uh,
Tom,
plug your show so we can get out of here before fucking the sun goes down.
Yeah.
Um,
listen to beneath the skin.
Um,
it's a history show about the history of everything told
through the history of tattooing.
I host it with my wonderful co-host
Dr. Matt Lauder, who is an art historian.
We do interesting stuff.
We have an upcoming series
that will be out next week about the history
of Japan told through
its tattooing history. That's going to be sick.
Once again, another three-part
series that I have agreed to.
So listen to that.
Listen to 33rd County.
Listen to everything that I work on.
Yeah, that's it.
Cool.
Follow me online.
Yeah, and all of the links for that stuff will be in the show notes for people who actually
remember that those exist.
Thank you.
And if you like what we do here consider supporting the show via patreon you get all
sorts of stuff extra like discord access which is a lovely little community that we've created
over the years that we share with the hell of way to die podcast you get this episode early
every regular episode early you get bonus episodes three times a month to include our
two other i guess you want to call them bonus series or premium series
where we're watching all of the sharp films with the zoo crew and our history of Armenia series,
which you just get me and my succulent NPR voice once a month, as well as stickers and discounts
and stuff like that. And you keep the show running, you help pay our producers, you help
let us continue to do this thing that has become the Lines Led by Donkeys podcast.
And if you don't want to do that, that's fine.
It's your money.
Do whatever the hell you want with it.
But you can leave us a review on whatever podcast platform you use for free.
It helps us a lot.
It's one of the reasons why we have just won the Best History Podcast Award, which we beat.
Several other larger podcasts ran by professional comedians which will not be named
the dollop what's up guys how's that feel
how's that fucking feel
you might want to cut that out
but no really
thank you guys for everything and we'll talk
to you next time