Locked In with Ian Bick - Inside Rikers Island: Weapons, Stabbings & Wild Commissary Tales | Leroy Ebron Pt. 5

Episode Date: December 3, 2024

Leroy Ebron, a former Rikers Island corrections officer, returns for his 5th appearance on the show to share more insights into life inside one of the most notorious jails in the country. He explains the creative and shocking ways inmates hide weapons and recounts the most unforgettable stabbing incident he ever witnessed during his time as a guard. Leroy also reveals how commissary items like beef jerky are used in unexpected ways. This episode offers a raw look at the dangers and survival tactics of life at Rikers Island. #RikersIsland #PrisonLife #leroyebron #PrisonStabbings #CommissaryHustles #TrueCrimeStories #CorrectionsOfficer #PrisonSurvival Thank you to AURA FRAMES for sponsoring today’s episode: Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat at https://auraframes.com/. Use code LOCKEDIN at checkout to save! Hosted, Executive Produced & Edited By Ian Bick: https://www.instagram.com/ian_bick/?hl=en https://ianbick.com/ Watch old episodes of Leroy Here: 1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Km9Q7ED-WU 2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIyagmqDFJw 3.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj8xxxMOlsQ 4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf7QvSQ1k5c Presented by Tyson 2.0 & Wooooo Energy: https://tyson20.com/ https://woooooenergy.com/ Thank you to our sponsors this week: 00:00:00 Leroy Returns: Filming Hilarious Skits, Mike Tyson & Ric Flair 00:03:54 King Tut's Return and Gratitude Shoutouts 00:06:53 Shoutouts and Gratitude 00:08:16 Navigating Trust Issues as a Newcomer 00:10:45 Prison Life: A City Within a City 00:13:29 Surviving the Harsh Reality of Prison Life 00:16:03 Best Digital Picture Frame for the Holidays 00:18:41 Unexpected Jail Search Techniques 00:21:48 Tensions Rise Among Inmates 00:24:19 Confrontation and a Deadly Decision 00:27:22 A Visit to the Clinic and Overcoming Shock 00:30:13 Monkey Man's Sentencing and Prison Life 00:33:09 Reflecting on Consequences: A Life Lesson from "Monkey Man" 00:35:59 Unexpected Encounters and Cultural Surprises 00:39:11 Unexpected Prison Encounter 00:42:08 The Art of Melting Beef Sticks Buy Merch: https://www.ianbick.com/shop Use code lockedin at checkout to get 20% off your order Timestamps: Powered by: Just Media House : https://www.justmediahouse.com/ Creative direction, design, assets, support by FWRD: https://www.fwrd.co Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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in some of the skits we incorporated it. Oh, I love it. I love it. Now, before we dive into this episode, I know you have some shout-outs we have to tend to, so I'll give you the floor, Mr. Ebron. This is a must-do. Must, okay?

First of all, I want to thank God. I want to thank my mother. I want to thank the McLevin family. You know what I'm saying? I want to thank the loving family for adopting me into their family. You know what I'm saying? So I just want to thank y'all.

I want to thank all the 21 million views, and I know it's even more now. But I want to thank you all, and I promise to give you nothing but the real deal when I'm talking to you. Because like I said, I'm not an actor. I lived this. I did this jail thing for over two decades. Two decades I did this. And like I said, I saved a lot of people, and they saved me too. So one hand was to

other, like Meno said one for all and all for one. And that's how it was in jail. You understand? So I got to get these special shoutouts because it's due. But before I do that, I want to tell you something. I asked you all back in March to pray for my buddy King Tut to come home.

Tutte called me about maybe in April. April. I can't record, either before April or whatever, he called me. And we were speaking and he said, yo, bro, I said, what? He said, tell the fellas out there, don't give up on me yet. And I said, Tut, I would never give up on you. And I want to thank Benny Boone, Tee Black, and him for getting Tut to call me.

You know, because that meant a whole lot because I haven't spoken to him for over 20-something years. You understand? And now, God, thank you so much. Tut is home. Tut came home. I didn't get to see him yet because he's taking care of business. 50 cent, I want to thank you for looking out for him.

Benny Boone, I want to thank you for looking out for him. You understand? Barry Goers, thank you for looking out for him. Everybody, he needs to be lookout for, you know. we got to bring him back. Let me tell you something. He's out there speaking to the youth now. Positive.

I love it. I can't wait to see him. I know I'm going to see him in due time. We're going to connect. I don't want a phone call. I want to see my brother hold him. You understand? So thank you all for that.

It meant so much to me. And this shout out, because I got some more family members. I will allow for you all to pray for. Play for T. Black, Majesty, and Mark Cross. Pray for them to come home. Okay? And these are special shoutouts that I'm going to give right now.

Fat Joe, I want to give Fat Joe a shout out. All right? I want to give drinking champs a shout out. Wallo, a shout out. Brickford's Club, a shout out. All right? I want to give Bezo a shout out. Shout out. Darrell. Romada. I got her name wrong last time. She coached me out.

Eva, you didn't say my name. But Romada. She's like the hotel. I go there to shop. She let me have it in front of anybody. So you can't let me have it now, Maura. I got it right now. Okay. Spider. Earn. Cato. Anthony. Ralph, Dex, Kurt, Jackie. Chante and her mother Cheney. Oh man, I tell you, and it goes on. Here we go. Boss Major, T-Bone Blass,

Chiquel, Brandon. Okay, we got Justice Watson and his wife, Country Wayne and Amber, Big Just, Bootsie, and all due respect, Screet Talk, the Screet Talk

YouTube crew. you for everything. And he got an special YouTuber that did a script on me and I love him. I'm going to give you yours. I told you I give it to you. Trade gold. Thank you very much.

Thank you. Thank you. And thank you. You're done, Leroy? I'm done. I ain't doing it anymore. I'm telling you. I'm done. I hope people are paying you for all these shoutouts. You know, that's so much love they're showing me, man. So I just had to give it back.

And, you know, that's it. And like I said, Fat Joe Pistopis. I love you all, man. I love what you're doing, so keep doing what you're doing. So last episode, I think we found our format, you know, like three really good stories if we're going to continuously having you on here exclusively. Yes, yes. So what can people expect in today's episode?

What are the three stories we're going to be hearing? Well, you know, I just go with the flow, because like I told you, I lived this. So it's like, pop goes to weasel. It goes just like that. And, you know, this is like when I first started inside jail, man. I'm going to mess hall. I'm new. Going to mess hall.

I'm going to eat with all the other officers. So I go in the kitchen to eat with them, all officers at the roundtables. I got about four round tables, one long table, six-age tables. And I go to sit down and eat with them. And when I sit down next to them, they get up and walk out. they got up and they moved to the other table and I'm like

what's this sort of about I'm like I'm the only one do something to smell over here or something so they all get up so I said hey yeah maybe something along with my sense of smell so I got up

and I went and sat with them at the other table and when I got up and sat with them they all got up and moved to another table so I'm like yo what's going on man, and they start whispering each other laughing. You know, so I'm like, yo, what kind of messes this, man? They're trying to make fun of you or something?

So, like, once again, I get up and go through the dirty table. Now, all of them get out and start walking out and one of them go into the bad men bathroom. I'm new here on. I feel, I'm mad now. I don't care.

I don't care. I ain't got no time on the job. But you ain't going to play me like that. I'm screeed life all the way. I go in the bathroom with the officer. I'm looking at me. He's laughing. We got three stools.

We're peeing in the stool. He's like, I go like this. And I pee on his shoe. You're like, yo, yo, yo, what you doing? You're not out of pits? Peel on his shoe again. Yo, what's wrong with you, officer?

What's wrong? Officer? money? Why are you're laughing at me for, man? Oh, oh, you want it? You want it? I said, come on, let's do it. Let's do it. He said, you wait right here. You watch. He goes out the bathroom. Now I'm pacing back and forth from the bathroom like I'm a gorilla. I'm ready because I don't know what's coming. I just came. I don't know what's going on me up. He never came back in the bathroom. I'll go out in the kitchen.

Ain't nobody in the mess hall. nobody in the mess hole then I see some officers come in and they're looking at me and they're not rude they're like hey how you doing how you do I said excuse me can I ask you or something

I said is there something wrong with me or something they were like no no what's something I said because I tried to sit down with your fellow officers and when I sat down they got up and no I walked away and they said listen don't don't take your personal

you're a new jack and they don't want to sit with new jacks. They can't trust you. I don't reach one, teach one. That's all I thought. I'm trying to learn from them. But see, the trouble is not always with the inmates. That just show you is what the officers too.

So you got to learn as you go. And they don't tell you that in an academy. I walk down in the car. he on and I see inmates in like a walkway. It's like exits and they stick in their head out like this. And I'm walking. I'm new. But then I see some inmates walking by the walkway

and I see a bunch of hands. Reach out and grab them and scoop them instead. I'm like, yo, what's going on? And all you hear is boom, boom, boom, boom, bam. Boom, boom. And I'm like. and I'm like about 25, 30 feet away so I'm walking and see what

and when I go over there you see the inmate on the floor he bleeding all fuck out and he's gone and I'm like yo yo come here come here

then the senior officers is coming because they're in the corridor but they didn't know what's going on because they over there laughing and talking not knowing that this inmate was getting beat down in the staircase so they come

and they're like oh wow man they called him. They said, who did it? I said, I don't know. I just saw a bunch of hands grab them and then when I walk up here on the floor, they said they didn't rob them for something. So they get together, what choice do they took me gold chain? They took his

gold chain, but they don't know who took it. Now they got to do their own investigation, but this is what I'm saying. Being behind the walls is just like New York City. There's a city within a city. You still messed up.

You're not safe. So now I learn. When I see they got their heads out like this, they're scheming. They scheming. And on commissary day, I've seen it again. And they're walking down, he happy. Got two $250 bags walking by. And you see a bunch of heads by one building and the three main.

And they're looking, looking. and I'm like, you know, I'm all a little season now. And sure enough, what happened? Woo! Scoop! And I said, oh, they got, I said, yo, truck my up and come on now, y'all. They come in, but when we get down there, once again, compensation all over the floor.

They don't snatch the bag. But you can hear the footsteps. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Door slamming. They don't ran into another housing area. They got him. They got it. food and everything, but we don't know what house they went to.

But see, this is how you learn on your own. And that's how they got officers. It ain't only inmates. They get officers, too. But they do officers different. They don't just, yeah, boom, boom, boom. They would tell officers go by and something, and they catch them sleeping. And they won't catch a veteran officer.

They catch a new jack. Throw that knickle. Drag him in the street. then came of sleep and take your shit and take your shit that's right

it was real back then in the 80s just like that you know just like that man so you got to learn as you go you understand what I'm saying so that's when I learned

you got to be a different type of beast in there man you got to be a different type of beast we had this captain he had so many stabbing in the housing area.

It was in, like, the four building. I don't know whether the four main or four upper. But it just kept getting stabbed up. You know, snapped up. And they couldn't find the weapon. Couldn't find it. So I never forget Captain Aida. I love you, Ayesa, man.

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Now let's get back into it. So what he did was he got the top goon offices. He ain't called a whole squad. I just need the groom officers. But see, back then, we had a problem. Inmates didn't want to script search. They didn't want to drop their drools. They'd be like, yo, lay for that.

We're going to fight. I'm not dropping my drools in his guard. You know what I'm saying? But you say, I know I'm going to catch him. Catch them by the visit area. They're going to the visit, waiting for them. All of them that come through, catch them against the wall. Drop your drawer.

Some of them, I don't want to drive with drawers to surround them. Drop your drawers. What I said. Drop your drawers. Man, you're violating. You're violating, man. You're violating. Drop your drawers.

Drop the drawers. Search them. But it was down to the last four or five inmates. And my captain was tight. He said, yo, I know I'm not wrong. I know it's these. It's this group right here. So it was the Spanish dude came up.

And he looked and he said, all right, squat. He looked at him. You heard what I said, squat. Spanish, I'm not squat. And y'all just going to have to fuck me on. You're going to squat. So Captain Allen says, well, you're doing I'm playing with you?

Squat. Boom. Taped him in the storm. What I said? Squatting. So, in me, he did a half of squat, you know. Like that. Like, there ain't no squat.

I said squat. So he did another half of squat. He said, you didn't complain with you? He said, I did what you said. No, I went all the way squat. Been all the way down. And then he did something that freaked me out that I never seen. But after he did this, it became a norm in jail.

He said, I said squat all the way down. Emb may squat all the way down And then he said Cough Cough! I said, Cough! Eon, let me hear you go. Clank, clink, clink.

Clink. Come on do it again, clank, clink. Clink. And when he squatted, just shot out of his ass. Clank, clink. Shot right out of his ass. Clank, clank.

Clank. Clank. He had right in his ass. He had it. with some of the plastic people. Right there's that, clang, clang, bough. And he said, yeah, I got him. You see how wrong this is?

Shout out his ass like he was a bullet. Boom. And that's how we start catching a lot of them because they didn't know we were going to tell them the cough. You know what I'm saying? They didn't tell him the cough. And that's how we caught a lot of them because the shoot right out, the pressure, shoot out like a rocket.

But let me tell you something. It was this time, every time I tell the story, it kind of mess me up. Because like I said, every day in jail is different. Every time something happening in jail, it will, nobody can tell me. jail don't affect you. Like I said, I did over two decades in there. I know I'm kind of fucked up. Hey, it is what it is when I'm holding it together.

You understand? I still have nightmares over the things I say and seen. It's like you've been in Vietnam, even when you wasn't in Vietnam, the stuff that happened in there, the stuff that you've seen. And this day, me and this adult, we was cooling out all day, man. Cooling out all day. We were just having great conversation.

The day was going lovely. You never know when that tornado will come do. And, you know, I'm telling you, it was just a lovely day, man. Then around 2.30, they brought in some inmates coming from court and from different houses. And meanwhile, my man, the specific inmate, he's been with me all day. We've been kicking it all day. You know, he kept getting on the phone, you know,

he said, yo, I'm going home in about two weeks. And I just want to go home and be with my mom's because she's not feeling too good. So I was like, yo, don't worry, son. You're going home, everything will be right. Inmates come down. They grow men. I hear them arguing.

Enmates argue all the time. I'm not going to, hey, argue, y'all work it out. You're growing ass men. But this argument starts getting louder and louder and louder and louder and more intense and tense. Then I said, hold up. Before I could go and intervene, the other inmate said to my man, fuck you and your mother Eon, that's one thing you don't say in jail

you don't play with people mothers, fathers, sisters you don't do that and he said, F you, you and your mother and when he said that and I looked at my man and like I told you, this is the time inmates is getting locked in, come from court he rushed that inmate while he was by his cell and pushed him in the cell

and I saw him because when he ran out his cell he had a binger in his hand and he ran in there so fair when he ran out to cell he ran out like this right and I said what the hell and he did it so fast

he ran in the cell and all I could hear was boom boom boom and I said oh my God he just caught a body he didn't caught a body and I said God please my partner always seen what happened

so my partner hit the bells and I was like oh man and I ran to a cell when I was running to the cell my boy was coming out and my boy came to me with the shank in his hand and he had blood all over it

and he said sorry he went I just got up the phone and he said my mom might not make it see down in. And he placed the shank in my hand. And I had blood on it and anything. He looked at me and he said, I'm sorry, man. And he went to the next cell.

And I'm holding this knife in my hand with blood on it. And I was like, I'm bugging. I'm bugging because I'm looking at the dude that he stabbed. He got like four holes in the, on his back. and four holes on the back. Squaw come running down. First thing, my Depp Andrews said, Ebron, Ebron, you're all right, you're all right?

Who did it? Where's the weapon? Where's the weapon? I said, Depp Andrews, don't worry. I got it right here. I got it right here. Because when they come down and they come in my area, they're getting busy

because they know we don't push no bells in my area. so they know it's for real. So I said, Depp Andrews is okay. I got the weapon right here. They said, who did it? I said, he's right here. So they went, all the mad, they went to rough him up.

And I said, no, don't touch him. Don't touch him. I said, Deb Andrews, don't touch him. Look at him. Don't touch him. He gave me the weapon in my hand. Remind your people, he didn't have to give me this weapon in my hand.

He gave me the weapon in my hand. And the pilot, sorry. Ebrunner said my mother was dying. Don't touch him, Depp Andrew. I got him, please. So Debt Andrews said, just put the handcuffs on. Ebron got it under control. Put the handcuffs on him, take him out the area,

and he rushed the inmate to the clinic. Stats run to KC8, Seth's King's County Hospital, where he almost died. He punches a lung in the back and stuff like that. He punches the inmate lungs. And when I was looking at me, he said, Yvron, I'm sorry, you know, you know. I said, so Depp asked, you're right? I said, yeah.

So I said, we're going to take you to the clinic to Ebron. So I'll say, all right, he said, you got the weapon. I have the weapon in my hand with blood all over it. I'm walking to the clinic. And I remember one of the officers were like, Yerone, let me have the weapon, all right? And I couldn't let it go. I couldn't let it go. Lots of places can expose you to identity theft.

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And the doctor, Jamaican doctor, damn, I wish I knew his name, Haitian doctor. Oh, nice, doctor, damn. I'm sorry, I can't remember his name. But he said, he brought? I said, Doc, I can't let it go. He said, yes, you can. He said, what?

He said, just calm down. Calm down. I calmed down and he took my fingers and he slowly going to be alright he just let it go and I gradually let it go

and the doctor took the knife and sat it down and said he run it's going to be all right I can't tell you what happened to me can't tell you why I couldn't let the life go but it was doctor said you was in Sharkey you were shot.

So when I tell you all these things, I live this shit, you know. This shit is real. This is why I tell you all, you're good one minute, the next minute you ain't good. You're good one minute, the next minute you're dead. You're good one minute, the next minute you're in the clinic, KCH. It can happen just like that in the heartbeat.

So don't go to jail. It won't happen to you. it won't happen to you. All right. You know, like I said, you be with these guys, you know, 24 hours, 12 hours a day, eight hours a day, and you're talking. Some of these guys, you're with them or them with your wife or whatever at home. You deal with them. So you get to know them, they get to know you.

So me and the same mate, we got tight. They call them monkey man because he let the love. Like a monkey. Monkey Man. A monkey man wasn't no joke. Because Monkey Man killed a couple of people. And he was on trial. And like I said, me and him became real cool.

Monkey Man back in the day, I had my big rope chain on. Monkey Man had a Cuban link on. Some people that are watching this episode, they're going to know who I'm talking about. Monkey Man with the court. I come back and see, you're a little monkey man. They said he in the cell. He got sentenced today.

I said, what they gave him, man? They gave him 73 years. 73 years. I go to his cell. He got his head over the cover. Yo, monk, man. Sorry to hear. I ain't you, man.

I'll be all right, man. I just need time to think. Walk away. years later, he didn't want up north. But meanwhile, I'm still keeping tabs from other inmates seeing how he's making up north. Come to find out. They put Monkey Man in a double bunk.

And if y'all don't know what double bunk is, that's him with another inmate. He used to be an inmate by himself. But they got him in a double bunk now. And I'm like, word, it's again, man. He up there double bunk. So, you know, that double bunk, you ain't no good. Play tricks on your mind.

Especially when you got 73 years. Next thing I know, they're like, I'm like I tell you, I'm keeping tabs. They say, you're mean, your man and jump to the other side. What you mean? Jump to the other side. He's monkey jumping. What you mean monkey jumping? Monkey jumping.

He made a monkey jump out of his cellmate. I'm like, get out of here, man. No he didn't, man. So yeah, he did, man. He said, yo, I was on a visit. I was on a visit. Shout out to my brother born son. He was on a visit with his wife,

Monkey Chump on a visit with his lady. And he told him, he told his lady, baby, I don't want you come see him. me no more. You don't have to come see me no more. The ladies start crying. Why? Why don't come see you no more? Baby, I don't, I don't. I don't marry my cellmate, baby. That's my new lady right there. So you have no need to come up here and visit me no more. This will be your last visit. And he got up and walked off the floor. Years later, I found out

that he caught HIV and he wound up passing away. So this message is to your guys out there while you're doing all these killings and murdering and you think it's funny one. That can be you. And Monkey Man was no joke. That could be you. So think before you pull that trigger

next time you're out there that your life can change in the instant. And this is, How I'm going to tell you it could change. I walk in the housing area. This inmate is in the slop sink, washing clothes. Washing, scrubbing with the scrubbed was washing. And I'm looking, you know, everything seemed normal.

But then I see a bunch of men come out and they keep dropping their laundry to the dude. Here, use extra states up on that, scrub that real good. My socks are dirty real bad. And then we got this big Kool-A dude come out and he say, I need you scrub this real good because it's hard. I can't scrub the shit stains off these rolls.

And I look, that's when I realized what was going on. Yo, they got this guy washing his clothes. So meanwhile, I'm looking, analyzing the whole situation, And the guy got like something wrapped around his waist. So I'm like, excuse me, bro.

What? What's going on? And while I'm talking, guys are bringing Newport cigarettes and Kool-A, tang, tater chips, sodas, putting it on the counterform. And I'm like, yo, what are you doing? You ain't got to wash these guys' clothes.

And dude, turn around. I looked at me. and said, C.O. You're going to buy my conversavi for me? You're going to take care of me through here? You're going to help me do this bid?

You're going to buy me all the sodas and cupcakes and everything I need? The Kool-Aid, my cigarettes. You going to take care of me? And I'm like, I'm looking at him like, you've got to be out of your mind. But then when I look, I see the men looking at me,

and he says, well, if you're not going to take care of me and twist on me, well, get the fuck up my face. And I was like, and when he did that, I'm like, yo, I'm looking a little more up or down. And then these dudes came to me

because back then, they didn't care. They go up the officers. Yo, see you, see you, man. Chill out. Don't come down here and stop our hustle. That's our Maytag. that's how That's her job To clean our clothes

She get paid to pay our clothes I said excuse me Don't you know that's a man Did you call in she And then he turned around And said who the fuck you call that man See you? How did you call me a man

And Open the thing they had a round of waist And yo you're Mcloving Oh eon When he pull it off Guess where he had on he had on some Poon Poon shorts

He had Poon Poon shorts on the man He had Poon Poon shorts All the way the ass cheeks Heading out And I'm like And I'm looking at the men

And I'm like Oh hell no Poon Poon shorts Like Baywatch I'm like Get the hell out of here You can't make this shit up And see

Who you talking about? to. We're in poo-pong-pong shorts, man. And I'm like, yo, Ripley or believe it or not, this shit, yo, now I'm looking at the inmates, now they're coming in there.

Yo, Seo, man. Seah, you need to step off, man, because you fucking up our show. You mess it up the mix, man. This is how it is. Then the old man come to me. Yo, come in, Seale. Let me talk to you for a minute.

He old enough to be my father. He said, come in for me. I said, yeah, because I always respect the older men, because they always give you some knowledge. He said, let me tell you something. This was going on before you came, and it's going to be going on after you leave. He said, watch with me.

Watch the cell right here. Watch the dude come out to sell. Inmate come out to sell, you know, with his draws halfway down with his ass. And the old man said, you see him? You see him? I said, yeah. You say, he's next.

He's next. I said, what you mean? He's next. You see how he got his drawers halfway off his ass? That's the invitation that his love is free. His love, my love is free. You know, his love is free. And I was like, whoa.

I said, okay. You know, two weeks later, they sent me back to that same post. That inmate that the old man told me he's next. It wasn't one inmate, but now it was two inmates washing clothes. And he was one of them. Ain't that something? Ain't that something? Yo, I tell you, you're going to learn as you go.

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It's raining and storming. They play in chess, checkers, you know. But it gets boring. They get bored. They need something to do. So they start rapping. And then I'm going down to tear, and I hear these men singing to each other. And I'm like, yo, they're singing to each other.

They're real close, too. You know? And it's sound like this. Come on and go with me. Come on over to my. I got some slim gems for you. Come on and go with me. Come on over to myself.

I got some slim jumps for you. Oh, and I'm like, yo, they're bugging. And then another inmate, he just popped out of nowhere and start saying, you got, you got, you got what I want. You got, you got, you got what I need. I'm like, yo, you're a big fruit cake, fruity pebbles. Y'all better cut that bullshit out. They're like, no, eat, Iboy.

I said, come on, man. You got to pass the time with something better. He said, well, I got one more, Eborner. I said, listen, you cannot top this guy right here. You can't, nothing you can say to top this guy. He said, yes, I can. I said, what, what do you got for that one? He said, I got this one for him.

Turn out the lights. Boom, boom. And light a beef stick, boom, boom, boom. And when that beef stick start to melt, oh. That's it. Cut the cameras. Wait, so what's the purpose of melting the beef stick? Because when you melt the beef stick, it melts and they feed it to each other.

Like the hot oil or something? Yeah, yeah, because the hot oil, it drips. And it tastes like real. hot sauce, it can come out of flavor. So is it like a sexy type of thing? Like turn them on? Yeah, yeah, turn your son. Or do they use that as like a lubricant?

They got that hot, you know, the candle wax dripping down your back. They drip it hot beef stick oil down their backs. Yo, man, they kill me, man. Oh, baby. They kill me, oh, man, I tell you, man. Oh, man. They kill me, man. Leroy, you're a blast, man.

No, thank you very much, man. I love y'all, and there's plenty more to come, brother. Yep, every month, Leroy Ebrun on Lockton exclusively. Yes, yes. And now we got you featured in skits, which they're going to be good. And you're going to brainstorm some ideas. Oh, yeah, definitely, definitely, definitely. Well, you enjoy your woo energy.

Okay, yes, yes. We gave you some Mike Tyson edibles. Oh, Mike Tyson is, and the woo-woo. The woo-woo. Until next time, my friend. Wait, hold up, hold up. I got it. I did the woo-woo.

Mike Tyson, like sugar-faulted flake, very great. I love you, buddy. Love you too, man. Yeah, safe travels back to the York. Welcome home, Ted. I'll see you soon. Oh, wait. Tell people what happens when you go to the grocery store real quick,

so they know what you did. Them all them shout-offs I had to do at the beginning, when me and my lady go to grocery store, like a shop, right, anywhere we go. Dentists everywhere. They be like, oh, ooh, dang. It's that also, E. Brown? Even if I'm in my car, they'd be like, yo, yo, that's you, Ebro!

I'm like, yeah, yeah, that's it. And I say, yeah, so I take a picture with them. I gave him an autograph, and I write their name and say, yo, I'm going to call you out on my next episode. I showed them love, man, because, hey, that's why it's all about, man. Loving each other, you know what I'm saying? That's why they call you Mick Loving. I love you, buddy.

Love you, too. And shout out to Mrs. Ebron. Yes, yes, yes. Awesome.