Locked In with Ian Bick - Viral Prison Guard Shares WILD & Entertaining Stories From Working At Rikers Island | Leroy Ebron

Episode Date: July 28, 2024

Viral Sensation Rikers Island prison guard Leroy Ebron shares an astonishing and shocking discovery made within the notorious facility. As the story unfolds, listeners will gain a rare insight into the hidden realities of one of the most infamous prisons in the world. From unexpected contraband to startling inmate behavior, this episode uncovers the dramatic and often dangerous world behind the bars of Rikers Island. Watch Part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Km9Q7ED-WU Watch Part 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=WIyagmqDFJw Hosted, Executive Produced & Edited By Ian Bick: https://www.instagram.com/ian_bick/?hl=en https://ianbick.com/ Presented by Tyson 2.0 & Wooooo Energy: https://tyson20.com/ https://woooooenergy.com/ Powered by: Just Media House : https://www.justmediahouse.com/ Creative direction, design, assets, support by FWRD: https://www.fwrd.co Buy Merch: https://lockedinbrand.com Use code lockedin at checkout to get 20% off your order Timestamps: 00:00:00 - Leroy Ebron is back 00:02:59 - The 52 Pickup Teaser 00:05:57 - Saving Piss Me's Life 00:09:21 - Chaos in the Jail 00:12:47 - Finding the Razor in the Cell 00:16:04 - OG's and Fear 00:19:19 - Shimmy Shimmy Coco Pop 00:22:54 - A Lesson in Honesty 00:26:15 - Toilet Paper Troubles 00:29:58 - Now and Later: The Sweet Smell of Success 00:33:21 - The Incident with the Honey Bun 00:39:45 - The Incident in the Prison Dormitory 00:50:47 - A New Sense of Purpose Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I can sell. Yo, what's this all about? You know, I'm laying in the cutting. They don't see me here. I'm laying in the cut. They're going there. They're tearing the cell up. Yo, that's that.

Y'all snitching on me down here? You're a bunch of... Is that man, man? Let me find out somebody snitching on me. They come out. You can't find out. We searched everywhere. Well, see, today, the captain,

he got a bunch of Donuttonons. These are officers that don't know what the thing. They're doing. The nontontonons. I'll never see these. officers in my life. I'm like that. He could have bring the goon squaws, the real officers that came in with me.

So, Captain was gonna let me, you call me down here for nothing? I said, since when you know me to call you down for nothing, I said, look who you're wrong. Bevis and Byrds. You bring them down here. Let me go in there. You say, tell the officers going to Dave him. I don't want him next to me. I don't want him next to me because I'm going to go in

ourselves. So I go in the cells. Yo, E, what's going on in here? I stay nothing. I said, why you're talking like that? He said talking like what? I said, you all talk like that. He's talking in one, man. I said, I don't know you got something.

See you. Welcome back, baby. Part three. The people wanted you. The people got you. And you haven't done any other interviews since. You've been saving out. You hit me up all the time.

Yo, E, when we back. When we back. When we back, baby. That's right. And you're here with your third different hat. Oh. So is every time you come, you're going to have a different. Like I tell you, I can't spoil it.

But nothing's better than the red hat. Nothing better. That was the lucky hat, man. 20 million views. Wait until you, you said how lucky this hack will do. Man, people are still running into you. You said people are outside your house. Yeah, yeah, taking pictures and stuff like that.

That's so cool. Isn't it crazy social media your life could just change in the blink of an eye? Yes, yes. Yes, I met so many different people, you know, and even, um, I want to thank John Kennedy, you know, working with Netflix and Lulu Lopez. That's who I'm working with, you know what I'm saying? And C.C. Franklin, they call him to here, Brown. What up, C.C.?

You know, he looked at with Matt Huffer. You know, so shout out to Matt Huffer, you know. And also you're getting ready to do your merch. Yeah, yeah, my merch. We'll hopefully have it for this episode. Yeah, yes, yes. We'll have the link here. All the proceeds go directly to.

to Leroy Ebron. Yes. So make sure you guys get his merch. We're trying to get something made with your face on it. Hopefully that'll be ready when we drop this. Or if not this episode, the next one. Right, right. But I really think people will love your merch.

Okay, I appreciate you. That's thanks to my man Big Moe in Delaware, his crew out there. You know, they put that together. So a shout out the Big Mo. You know, I got to give him his props. you know what I'm saying? Yeah, so the last episode, people felt it was a little too graphic, you know? Listen, listen, they wanted real, I gave them real.

I guess I gave them too much real. Well, sometimes too much real people think it's fake, you know? They thought it was a little too over the top. Well, you know, all I can say is people that lived it and they was there, they seen what I've seen, so they understand. And I'm glad them other people wasn't there because it was too over top for them. they didn't see nothing yet. Yeah.

Now, before we start, you know, I got to ask you this question. I'm going to keep asking you. Don't do it. Don't do it. CEO, you know what I'm going to ask you. Don't do it. What the hell is the 52 pickup? Don't do it.

Don't do it. Let me cut my phone off, man. Yeah, you're famous. All the celebrities are calling. We don't need that other things. No phone calls, this one, all right? No phone calls, man. You know what I'm saying?

No phone calls, man. What, you got two phones now? You're making me real famous, bro. Holy shit. Cio's got two phones now. Hey, go ahead. I'm ready. I'm ready now.

So what's a 52 pickup, Cio? You've got to finally tell us. Yeah, I tell you. If I tell you, I can't tell you yet. I can't tell you yet. All right. One time, you got to eventually tell me. It's coming.

It's coming. A video near you. Okay, so one episode will be about the 52 pickup. Oh, yeah. It's going to be a big surprise. when the 52 come out. Okay, awesome. Because I'm going to have the guy that taught me the 52.

I ran into them. Well, I got my suspicions. Do prison guards from Rikers that you're still in touch with? Do they, what do they think about you, like, kind of exposing Rikers Island? Well, you know, they are right because they know the life I lived was different. You know what? No one's mad at you? For what?

For what? I'm just keeping it will. You know? You can't be male. mad for somebody telling the truth, you know, the bad fact. I'm not doing nobody under the bus. I'm just giving it to you, like they gave it to me. They try to zone me under the bus, and I ain't do that.

Remember I tell you, they try to fire me. Yeah, they forced you out. Yeah, they forced me out. Made up a story that me and a guy named Majesty, my heart tried to kill an inmate when we really saved the inmate. You know, that's why, you know, it's crazy if you said that because nobody get moved 2 o'clock in the morning they moved that inmate out

that I saved his life and me and mass they moved him out 2 o'clock in the morning so when I came to work that morning 7 o'clock in the morning and I knew that was the last witness I need I went to a cell he was gone

gone I'm like yo where's business me at man I can never forget his name I love him bitch me often love you hope you all okay out there bitch I said where's he at they said ebrore white brass and them came in here with the white shirts

took him out dragged him out two o'clock of them dragged them out I said dragged him out then I put it together they don't want him and me to connect they know that's my way out Oh, check it out. Other inmate, 25 to life.

He's serving 25 to life, Majesty. Came tap me. Because I'm thinking, I'm like, one with two, he said, Ybron, don't worry about. I got you. I'm like, what you're talking about, man? I got you. My past day, two days off.

I come back, come back to work. Majesty have an envelope. He said, here, Ebron, that's your. What's this? He said, open it. I opened it. You know what it was? It was the inmate statement telling them,

thank you, E. Brown, for saving my life. He had the inmate statement notarized and everything. I said, how you get that match? He said, Ebron, you know, you know, all in love and you show these guys in these jail, you know what they did? Say what? He said, I went to the Law Library, and all of us,

signed and made a letter, a kite, a letter is a kite, to all the jails on Rackett Island, all 10 jails, and told them what they was trying to do to you. And we need to find this inmate right here, Bishmi Hopkins. We need to find them because they're trying to, man, they found them. Come on. What kind of love is that back? You know, and I want to thank all you all that did that for me, yo,

you know what I'm saying? Because they tried to railroad me. But this is why you treat people good, and people good, it come back to you. Absolutely. And for people that want to hear more of that story that you just elaborated on, that's in part one and part two. Yes, yes. You know what I mean?

That was amazing. Now, I believe you have a funny, interesting show for us today. Oh, yeah. So I'm going to pass the floor over to you. I'm going to let you take control of this ship and do your thing. I'm going to, you know, I'm going to give you a lot of last, you know, a lot of pleasant days. Because every day is not a great day in jail.

Like I said, you never know what you're walking into. You know what I'm saying? So I'm going to give you one on my way to work. Sunshine and coming across Rockies Island Bridge. And I hear this song in my head. Something, something, something just ain't right. Something, something. Something, something, something just ain't right.

I'm, you know, I'm cruising across the bridge. I'm like, boy, it's stuck in my head. I'm like, I laugh from. I'm singing it. But once I reach to the jail, that song goes zip. Like you scratch a record. Soon when that door open, all you see is officers running, grabbing shields, grabbing sticks. The alarms is ringing.

It's chaos. That song is going out of my mind now. I'm walking into total chaos. I'm like, oh God, it's going to be one of those days. So I go down to my area, and then when I go into my area, I hear this inmate singing. I can't hear what he's saying, but he's singing.

So I walked down to tear, a little closer, he's singing. Woke up this morning, bought myself a gun. and in your eye. I'm like, now this guy never sing. This guy, everybody always picked on this guy. Every time I come in, his head is under the cover. Quiet guy.

But today I come in and he's singing, woke up this morning, bought myself a gun. And hanging your eye. That's the soprano song if y'all don't know. And I'm like, yo, something fishy about this dude. So I keep on taking my count. Then I get to my house gang. I said, yo, what's so?

I'm going to be able to say, he up, singing. Yo, we got something to tell you. I'm like, yeah, what's going on? He got something. What you mean he got something? Yo, somebody came in last night. He had a visitor last night. They let him in here.

And you know we're not supposed to have visitors, but they let him in here. And he went to his cell. And ever since that dude went to his cell, and the guy that was walking away and said, you got that? He said, yeah, I got that. He got something, he, mawant.

He said, because ever since last night, he's been singing, you know. Woke up this moment for myself, ooh. So I said, okay, they said, Y-Bron, we know he got something. I said, okay, don't worry, I'm going to take care of. So I wait, I go to a cell. He's looking out that window. Woke up this morning for myself a gun and handy in your eye. I said, yo son, yo, you spend around.

Hey, E, bro, what's up, man? You're all happy and feeling strong. Hey, what's going on, man? I said, yo, crack six hell for me? Oh, hey, crack six out. My, crack six hell. Yo, E, what's up? What's up?

What's up with you, man? You're all right? Yeah, I'm good, E. You good? I hope you had a visit last night. Oh, yeah, well, I'm not my man. You know, he just came to see me. He said, you know, did you give you anything?

You know, anything I need to know about? Nah, man. Got nothing, you know, got some apples and bananas. That's it. That's what I got. I said, all right, you know. All right, you'd be all right. I'll walk out.

But meanwhile, I'm looking around his cell, you know. I'm like, okay. So, go up front, I call for a special search. He has special search. On his cell. So, yo, Cap, I want a special search on this kid's cell, all right? Say, all right, we be there. They come down.

Crack's Excel. Crack itself. Yo, what's this all about? You know, I'm laying in the cut. They don't see me here on. I'm laying in the cut. They go in there. They're tearing the cell up.

Y'all, man, what's that going on? Yo, that's that bullshit. Y'all snitching on me down here? You're a bunch of Puzzies down there, man. Let me find out somebody snitching on me. They come out.

You're saying, your cat, we can't find nothing. We searched everywhere. But see, today, the captain, he got a bunch of the Nantanans. Denuttoner officers. Y'all don't know what the Nantanos is? These are officers that don't know what the fuck

they're doing. The Nantanans. I'll never see the officers in my life. I'm like, He couldn't bring the goon squaws, the real officers that came in with me. I'm like, oh man, so they look at you. You, he ain't got none. I'm like, so the cat, looking at me, you call me down here for nothing?

I said, since when you know me, to call you down for nothing, huh? I said, look who you brung. Beavis and brides. Abacuncelo. You bring them down here. Cat, let me go in there. He said Tell them officers going to Dave him.

I don't want him next to me. You hear me? I don't know him next to me because I'm going to sell. Right? So I go in the cell. Yo, E, what's going on, man? What's popping?

Right? I stay nothing. I said, why are you talking like that? He said, talking like what? I said, you don't talk like that. So you're talking like what, man? I said, I said, I didn't know you got something.

What do you mean? I said, I would have. Give me two chances. I bet you I could find it. He said, all right, you got it. I said, I'm going to take this right hand, punch you in your jaw. Then I'm going to take my left hand

and up on your chair. He said, oh, man, hey, oh, no, you. I said, so give it to me to me. He said, all right, E, you got it. Raise it in his mouth. a razor in his mouth That's right

Woke up this morning I brought myself a gun In the angel in your eye That's right He had a razor in his mouth He said You gonna disarm me No I'm not gonna disarm you

I know what the cats was doing to you down here You know what I'm gonna do for you man I'm gonna give you a job You gonna give me a job I'm going to give you a job, man. For the simple fact that you was honest with me and no static came between us, you had that razor in your mouth,

we could. I, e. I, I, close the cell, close the cell. I showed the captain the razor. So, Captain, the Razor. He said, I don't want to talk to you. Ain't no done nothing to the officers get the fuck out of here.

Oh, wow, Ebo. Now, go, leave. I don't want to talk. Now, the other, it makes sure, he brought. You got it, you got it? You found it? I'm like, what's wrong with you all? Ain't you all the same ones that were fucking with him?

Look at you time. Look, y'all scared now. Look at you tell you. You're scared. We ain't scared, Ebrook, we ain't scared, we ain't scared. You know, what's that I smell? What, E, what do you smell? I smell ass.

I smell. I smell your ass. I smell your ass. I smell fear. I smell fear in the air that y'all thought he was going to do the y'all. You, I don't care, man. I told you he had something here. Y'all assed out.

Y'all ass out. By the way, he's going to be on the team. I'm giving him a job. I'm giving him a job, so y'all just be ready. He's going to be on the team. All right, Kill. At least he ain't against us no more. Yeah.

See what I'm saying, y'all? That's how quick shit can happen if you're not on point. You know what I'm saying? We've not a point. We had a man come in. And this is a regular house because sometimes the big get quiet, you know, and they don't have them a billion mates to they send you a regular house. These are adults.

Man, old man come in. Don't mess with the OGs. Don't mess with the OGs, man. That's something you don't do. not cockedies was growing man come in he even know me yo he what up man

I had him a farewell pop how are you doing all right he'll be like yo what's his name don't worry about what his name is who just leave him alone don't worry about

he ain't fuck with nobody don't try to fuck with him he's an old dude but he did you somebody always want to try you I don't care who you is you're gonna get a knucklehead So just like you got songs that you grew up with

Like play that funky music White Boy Or knock knock on wood Go to knock knock knock on wood You know what I'm saying Or the other dude got His record You know

AJ Eh Eh eh AJ You know what I'm You know what I'm saying Pop got his own song You know what I said?

You know what his song is? I had to try it to that because it's not a regular song, y'all. It's not a regular song. I can't even remember. It's a song that me and you wouldn't even remember. What is it? I got it right here. I had a penny in my head because it's so old.

So old, Ian. It's an old song. Oh, yeah, there you go. I'm going to show you how old it is. Older than me. The old, he's what I'm saying? Simmy, Simmy, Coco Pop Simmy, Simmy, Pop

Simmi, Simi, Simi, Coco Pop Simi, Simi, Simi Pop I'm like, what the fuck? Everybody got their own song. That's his song. Simi, Simi, Coco Pop, Simi, Simi, Pop. Then all, they say,

You mean, shut the fuck up, Pop. Cut that bullshit. They don't even know that record. Shut up. Simi, Simmy, Sammy. Coco Pop, Simmy, Simmy, pop. And they cursing them out,

shut up, old man, you old fat, motherfucker, da, da, da. And I go out and say, yo, leave the old man alone. I'm telling him, there's nothing to be played with. Yo, you man, fuck that, and there ain't nobody. Say, all right, I told you all. I ain't going to tell you all again. I told you all.

Now I got to lock them out. They all come out. They all go in the day room. The old man come out. Like that. He's going to day room and look around because like I said, they've been marking them. You looking around?

Then they're looking at TV doing push-ups, pull-ups, read the new papers, checkers, chest. Everybody's doing anything. He's just standing in and say, Simmy, Simmy, Coco Pop, Simmy, Simmy, Pop. And I know what he was doing. He wanted to see who was telling him

to shut the fuck up all that time. Simmy, Sammy, Comey, Cocoa. Cocoa, Shimmy, pop. Ain't nobody say nothing. I'm like there.

I already know what time it is. He walked out the day room, turn around. Why did the dude had to say something? That puck-ass old

motherfucker fucker? I'm the one that said it and he walked right in and saw the dude that said it. He said, shimmy, shimmy, Coco Pop. Shimmy, shimmy, pop.

The dude looked at him and walked right back. by him, right? Like he's bad, you know? All of a sudden, the old man walked behind him. You know what? Everybody knows it's going to be a fight.

Everybody comes out of their seat. But the song changed. It changed in an instant. When he followed the dude out, he said, Simmy, Shemi, Cocoa Pop, Shemi gonna pop. Simi, Simi, Coco Pop

Simi gonna pop You get what I'm saying, you know Simi, Simi, Coco Pop one more time Simi gonna pop And when I heard the record change I said, oh shit I went behind him and he went behind the dude and said

Bha! Knocked that nigga out and stood on and said Simmy, Simmy, Coco Pop Sini, gonna pop and everybody stood over like the Friday movie you got knocked the fuck out well it up

so now I go and pop get him again said pop nah la la la you got them you got them you got them you good you good you know and then when the kids

chucked out and kids said yo what happened the whole house said simmy simmy cocoa pop simmy got your pop Yo, yo, we cried laughing. He was dizzy, and I said, you got what you deserve.

Because I told you leave that old man alone, and you did. Now you know what the shimmy is, boy. You know what the shimmy is, boy. You got knocked out. I was laughing, too, because I told him leave him alone. Kid never touch him again, never said nothing. Nobody bothered pop. Pop looked at me with his eyes out.

Yeah. That's right. This is how we do it. You know what I'm saying? For real. For real, man. You know what I'm saying? We like peace and harmony, man.

You know what I mean? But let me tell you about this other dude that came in, man. The dude came in. He was faking all the time. And I caught him faking. He had everybody all the officers thinking something was wrong with him. to him, he was, oh, yeah, yeah. Are you okay? Can we help you? I'm like, wait a man. I just saw that

dude on the phone, he was telling his girl, yeah, I got them wrapped around my finger. They think something wrong with me. I'm going to the clinic. They're giving me everything I want. I'm looking at him like that. He's talking Winkler. So when I go up to him, I say, yo son, I know what you're doing, I know what game you're playing. You ain't got to play that with me because I'm going to give you what you're supposed to have. Just be all this with me, okay? Your son, the gig is up.

I'm telling you, I know you fake it. I'm not going to tell you how I know, but I know. I'm just keeping it real with you that you ain't got to do that to me. You know, you can be honest with me, okay? That's how you want to play? All right. You don't play me like that? Okay.

What are we having for child? Oh, we have a franks and beans. Porking beans. Oh, okay, cool. This guy loves to eat. I said, you know what? Give him all the poking beans he want. Give him all the pork and beans he wants.

You know, at the end of the feeding, he had like eight trades in the saddle. Cleaned out. He burp, all that. I'm looking at him. I said, you all right. You ain't good? Didn't I take care of you?

The whole house is laughing. He can't talk. Why you keep trying to talk to this dude? He can't talk. The doctor comes down and everything. I just saw this thing on the floor. I just saw him. This is your last time.

Be honest with me. Oh, okay. Okay. Remember, you did it yourself. Walk down the tear. I'm singing. Okay. You want to play just a matter of time.

That's what you're waiting for. I said, we gave him so many beans and franks. He got to take a shit. And guess what? I took his toilet people out of his cell. They're like, well, he, man? They say, he's six. I'm all what I'm telling you.

No sooner than I said that. Yeah, you're ready for this? Yo, CEO! Yo, C.O. Y, boy, ain't that the kid that me, I can only tell him all with? I'm laughing. Yo, C.O.

The C.O. That's the E.B.O. That's that dude that be caught on. I said, I told you that night was wrong. How did you know? Now I could tell you, he was on the phone with telling his girl that he had everybody fool, the clinic, everybody's fool. He was getting everything he wanted.

He don't play it. But I told him he didn't have to do that to me. He could still get everything he want. But yet he went to hear it to me. I said, okay. Go see you! I said, all right, let me go down there, man. Let me go down there.

I walked down to his cell. I'm like, yo, what's up, man? Yo, E, Bruin. Oh, you know my name? Yo, E. Brun, stop playing, man. I know you did it. I know you did it. What I do?

I know you did it, E, bro. What did I do? You eat my stomach, man. You know, the pork and beans and frinks. You don't eat, I got to take a man. You don't eat, stop playing. I said, what are you on? What you want?

He said, I need some toilet paper. You need toilet paper? I said, you need toilet paper? He said, yeah. I said, tell me again what you need. He said, he bought up playing. I need toilet paper. You know what I did, you know?

I said, eh. You're he bought to play. Oh, ah. You got a doo-doo? You got a doo-doo? He-bo-stop playing. Oh, I talked to the time. And I walked away.

Soon when I walked away, I heard, Buh. They got it on itself. Shit it on all on itself, son. Wowed up. Sit. What? I went,

God, goddamn. I went back to itself. I got to sit on it down the leg. And I even on that phone girl. Why don't you just use the toilet, though? Huh? He just didn't have toilet paper. You took his toilet paper.

Because he tried to stand on the gate and try to talk to me. And when I did that same shit back to him, he couldn't. You love saying shitting on himself. Yo, he did it. He said all he said it wasn't my fault. Tried to play me, he got played. Did it smell so bad you had to bring out the annihilators? Oh, oh, don't even talk about that.

I saw you walking in here, brought back some memories. Let me tell you something, y'all. Sometimes the house was smelling so bad. I tell you, you get rid of the butt-ass smell, but it comes back. You don't stay gone. Because every time you get a new group of inmates, a new smell will come with them. A new smell will come with them. And this day, it would smell so bad, but I noticed I was chewing on something.

You know what I was chewing on? I was chewing on something if they're all. old time. You all remember? Now laters. I used to think they were called Annihilators in prison. Yeah, but these are a classic

prison candy. I got to actually search up the original. Yeah, it's now laters. Everybody remember now ladies from back in the day? This is the new package they come in now. Back in the day, if I like that,

but different flavors. Now later, right? So this, I got these in my mouth and they're taking away the butt-ass smelled. And they were there, I'm like, yo, and they mop up and the tear down with the green and the yellow, you know, soap detergent, soap balls. But I said, yo, if this is blocking the smell from my nose, what would happen if I dropped a cup of these inside the bucket? So I dropped some of these inside the bucket, and they was like, hey, Braun, what you got in there?

That's your smell good. I said, I'll let you all know later I said, hurry up, mop the tear with it They was mopping the tear with it They was like, oh my God, Ebron Brung some new detourg Can I clean myself, Ebron? Clean yourself with it.

Go ahead, clean yourself. Right? They clean it or they're, oh, we love this shit. And Eiborne, you got to tell us what you put in there, man. I said, right, I'm going to tell you all. I do some nail ladies in the slot bucket.

They said, now ladies. some big bowls bubble gum. I did nail ladies and some big bowls. They was like, oh my God, right? They said, oh, it smelled like fruit loops up in this bitch. You know what I'm saying? So all of a sudden, after the cleanup, I'm looking around, I'm like, yo, where my work is at?

I don't see none of my workers. I walk by their cell, they're not in their cell. I'm like, wait a minute. Then I walk by the slop sink. When I walk by the slop slops like, I hit noise. in a slop sink. And then when I opened a slop sink door, they was on their knees

digging in the slop bucket. So I'm like, yeah, what y'all doing? And when they turned around, their mouth was red, blue, green, yellow. They was eating in Nalini this out of the slot bucket. I said, y'all thing is crazy. Y'all crazy.

That's the E-Boy, you don't know. That's New York. That's our taste of New York. I said, y'all is crazy. I said, man, y'all, come on. to get out of here, man. I'll give you a little beer, nothing like you. You got to eat that, man.

Right? So they spread. The next day I came in, the house still smelling sweet, like, Nailators. So I'm like, god damn, why is it still smelling like that? Ian, I go with some of their cells. They got the Nailators sitting up top

of the, the Lever with the Siket. They're using the Nailators as air freshener. I said, what the fuck? I said, what's your doing? They were like, E. I'm telling you, man. We want our cell to smell good now and later.

So I said, but why is it smelling so like it was just yesterday? They said, because once the smells get weak, we take it and we lick it and put it back up there. And it comes and it's out smelling. That's actually genius. I've never heard of. You know, they probably do that with Jolly Ranchers too. Yeah, they probably do. Because those that smell, they have a strong smell.

They have a strong smell. I didn't, I don't know what, I thought now and laters were overhyped. They were too hard. Yeah, yeah. I think they make them, those are softer. Yeah, these are softer. Yeah, the originals are hard as fuck. Yeah, the original was, man.

Man, I used to love me some love. Oh, man. But, yo, I got, I got to tell you about this, this, this, this, this, who. Before I tell you about that. Well, you got first, you got a good story for us, right? I got a good story, but before I tell you a story, I got two. I got this one guy came in. I know him from around the way.

You know, but I'm trying to teach him what jail is like. Even when I got this, you ain't got to tell me about no jail. I got this. I know what I'm doing. I'm getting me to go to trial, man. I know he don't know nothing about jail because I see the way he's moving. There's certain things you're doing jail. You don't do in jail.

He's doing everything you're not supposed to do in jail if you know about jail. You know what I'm saying? He's going to day room. He don't know anybody. and sit right down on the steel table looking at the TV. You don't do that. You don't do that. But he's doing it.

So I know he'll know nothing. So I'm trying to school him. Yo, you ain't got to tell me nothing. I got this. All right, you got it. I'm going to fall back from this dude. He don't want to take my advice. He got it.

I know he ain't got it. I go tell his cell. He got no commissary. He got nothing. You know what I'm saying? So I'm giving him extra bananas and milk and orange and apples when I can. But remember, he told me he knew about jail. So now I walk by his cell, and what do I see?

He's eating honey buns. He's eating honey buns. He's like this. He's like this. He's like there. I'm watching them. He's opening it. Oh, God.

Honeybine. Ooh. Oh, God. That's shit. Oh, man. And I say, yo. Where do you get that honey bun from, son? Huh?

Where you get the honey bun? Yo, your man gave it to me. My man? Yeah, when you're boys, you know? If you know about jail, you don't take no honey bun from somebody you don't know. So my man comes behind your ear was up. You gave him a honey bun? Yeah.

I said, you know, your son, you know, you know what? come with that honey bun, right? What you mean? He gave me honey bun, I gave me honey bun. My man come across my soul, uh-uh. He said, what are you talking about? You ain't asked for nothing.

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I'm giving them a trial. I ain't got nothing to give. I said, yes, you do. He said, well, I got to give. You said, later tonight. Your buns? Buns for buns Bonds for buns

Those buns are mine later You know what I said I walked out to cell He said Yo Ebo You, yo You see you Now he was seal

He called He called him for help now You know I was crying I was crying I went back to the cell I told him You told me you know about jail But yet you eat the next man

Honey bun You know how I go You Ebro don't let them violate me. Don't let him violate me. I'm sorry. I said, okay, I'm not going to let him violate you. But you told me you know the jailhouse rules and you don't. So stop lying to me.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. I didn't eat it all. Give it back to him. Give it back to him. Bro said give it back to him. Never take that honey, bud. Never take that honey, bud. And if they leave it on the pillow, nothing.

Nothing. Don't take nothing from no one. Don't take nothing. You know? But, you know what? You know what? People take stuff for granted. But it's a certain meal that we like, you know, we call them sausages in New York, you know.

Why, we having sausages. But this right here, this ain't called sausages in jail, y'all. Y'all know what I'm talking about? You know what we call us in the being? These call don't getts. We say, what's for child? Donkey Dix is for Chow, y'all. We having donkey dicks.

That's what they call for child. Donky dicks. And don't let a female come down when they're serving donkey dicks. Because then you really got a problem. You know what I'm saying? Could they be jumping on a bakery? Playing with it and stuff like it's a, you know, like it's a penis or something. But these are donkey dicks in the jail.

Just in case you don't know, a regular sausage. You know what I'm saying? But the story I wanted to tell you, I got two. This is crazy, yo. I might have to take my hat off for this one. I'm saying. I'm trying to figure which one to tell you first. I ain't got two more more.

So I ended on a funny note. I think ended on. Let's go out with a bang, Leroy. Give us the fire of this featured episode right now. Give you a fire. Give you a fire. Give us the fire. Okay.

That's what the fire. That's what the people want, you know? Yo, listen. Midnight tour. Female officer. Fell asleep in the module area. If you don't know what module, it was like a module, a half a gym or something if you think,

with 60 beds in there. On that midnight tour. Sitting in the blue-green chair and she got the nerve to go to sleep. go to sleep, y'all? A female? I got to take my hat off to this, y'all. I got to take my hat off to this, y'all.

Because y'all know I like to visualize. I like y'all to take you all where I was at. So I'm about to take y'all where I was at. I'm going to take y'all where I was at. This is what happened. Remember, a female fell asleep. Right? Female fell asleep.

Picture her, y'all. Now, what you think happened when the female fell asleep, y'all? Huh? Tell me. These guys haven't had a woman, and I don't know how many months. Every time they stand up to go to the bathroom, Pinocchio was sticking out their underwear. Like 60 Pinocchio was walking around. Out their draws. And you got the nerve.

You got the nerve to fall asleep. This is what happened when she fell. asleep. Inmates around her. Ha ha. How we beat off. How we beat off. And looked it like this when we walked in there.

Oh, it's all over your face. One of the two of us. They was all over a fake. Yo, yo, yo, you, yeah. I can't help you.

The inmates were singing and it's all over your face. They only know. knew they was in trouble. They knew they was in trouble already. So then they start singing. And I tried not to last when we walked in,

but they were singing shit like this. Zism juice. Zism juice. She got the jism juice. And then you got the other guys over here saying, super, super, super sperm, but sperm. So what did they do the inmates? What happened?

I'll tell you what happened. We came down. We can't help with God, please. We can't. Yeah, we came down. And we saw her. Yo, when I seen her and walked by her, she smelled like crabs, like fresh crabs. That's how much sperm was all over.

Crab. Crab. Crab juice. They were singing, get down with the tears. Get down with the Deism And then the other super Super Super

They knew they were in trouble So they didn't give a fuck So now they said how are we going to find out who did it Guess what happened The Debt walked in and said Okay Just how we're going to settle this See those guys in the back

They're out like they sleep The dirty guys in the back They're like they sleep and the dirty guys up front the dirty guys up front they're innocent the dirty guys in the back they're guilty

because they don't bust the nut and they fell asleep they bust the nut and they fell asleep I can't help it I can't help it I got so much to tell brother you look so different

without a hat on you know I can help it get the man his hat back Yo, yo, yo, you got me going here. Oh, God. Now we got the silly strug all over the place. That's all.

Yo. But I had to give them a visual. I got to get the people a visual of what I've seen and what I've been through it, you know, for real. For real, man. You know what I'm saying? Now, I give you all that. And this is the last one because this one, you know, it's cool. I like to give you the bitter with the sweet.

And this one, it was a guy. back in the 80s, keep it real. Caucasians, the white people, white guys, they don't get locked up that often. They really don't. They'll go to court

and they'll get bailed out right away. For some reason, that's how it is. But this time, I walked down the tear, and he got this white guy in the cell, and he got here like Shirley Chisholm. You know who Shirley Chisholm is? It's a good shit.

Lottie. You gotta look here, as a female. She's an actor. Her name is she... I'm saying, I think it's Shirley Temple. I'm saying Shirley Temple.

I'm thinking about the Jism Juice. I'm sorry. Jizum juice. I'm sorry. It's stuck in my memory. You know, you know, he's stuck in my brain. Shirley Temple, I'm sorry. Yeah, that sounds a little bit more familiar.

Oh, yeah. Oh, no, I'm sorry. just truly temple, right? He got here like, I can't get that juice out of my brain. I'm sorry. All right? You know, stop looking at me like that. I'm going to be scarred for life watching what I just saw.

And I thought I was ruined the last episode with the ketchup packets and the, and the tootsie rolls. You think you see it all. You know, listen. So he said he got here like Charlie Temple. That's the name, right? So I'm looking at him. But I notice his arm is bandaged all the way up from his wrist to his shoulder. So I'm like, why did they let this kid down here like that?

And nobody told me I had somebody like that in here. Because when you see somebody like that in there, that's a red flag. you know what I'm saying? So when I'm looking, Hawkins, he's cutting his other arm. So now he's working on the other arm. Obviously, he tore this arm up already. They bandaged him up.

Now he's working on the other one, but nobody told me they brought this kid down here. So, you know, he's all the way up to next to his wrist. Where's, you know, the main vein head. Now, if I mess around and try to hit the alarm, if he hear the commercial, he might just, you know,

so what do I do? So I just told my man, he said, he goes in, he goes, he takes it and put it to his side. I said, you're all right, man?

He said, nah, I want to kill myself. I'll kill myself, see you. I said, nah, man, you don't want to kill yourself, man

kill myself and he bleed in Ian he bleed and I see it I'm like damn man you're gonna kill yourself that means

I'm gonna lose my job like I tell you Cio's carry bangers too I pull out my banger and I slipped my wrist just lightly so he can see me little scratch

you're looking at me like you're gonna kill yourself I'm a to kill myself too. I said, I don't know it's my father, my sister, my brother, my girl that left me. Now you want to kill yourself?

I'm going to lose my job. Let's go together, man. I sat right next to him. And he looked at me. He said, see, are you for real? I said, yeah, I got nothing to lose. Won't you kill yourself? I'm going to lose my job. I lost everything else.

I don't care no more. Let's just do it. And he looked at me. I see him go like this. See, oh, you for real? I said, yeah, I got nothing to lose, man. He took his own. He put it on my shoulder, but I'm looking at him.

But I see the sharp object on the radiator. And he hugged me on my shoulder. He said, come in. So he pulled me in. I got my head on his head. He said, you ain't got to kill yourself. It can't be that bad. Because you're a CEO, you got everything.

I said, I got nothing, man. I got nothing to live for just like you. I lost everything. He started patting me on my head like I was a dog. Try to comfort me. CEO, you ain't got to do that. You ain't got to, I said, yes, I do. Yes, I do.

He said, no, you don't. I said, but you're going to kill yourself, so. He said, you know what? Wait a minute. there's a sink over there he got up and he reached for some bandages the goals and he grabbed my hand

and he stood over me and he started wrapping my cut that I had on my wrist my scratch and I'm just looking at him and he said don't worry we see oh you ain't got to do this

I said you're not going to kill yourself he said no I'm not going to kill myself I said, I'm glad you were going to kill yourself. That means I ain't got to kill my sister. No, you ain't got to kill yourself. I said, I said, you hungry? He said, yeah.

I said, come with me, okay? He said, wait a minute. We got a button in your shirt so nobody can see you. Got the bandage on you. I said, can you brought my shirt from me? He bought my shirt from me. America's first pledge was freedom. Jeep still carries that fighting spirit.

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I said, come on, let's go get something to eat. I took him in the kitchen area. I gave him milk, juice, peanut butter, bread, jelly. He walked out like this, asshole full of food and milk. And he walking like he just got a whole. whole new spirit, the whole new life. He walked into itself, and he'd get in there. He said, all this is for me, nobody's going to take it.

I said, I got one better thing. He was like, what? I said, I'm going to give you a job. You're going to give me a job? See, by giving them jobs, y'all, it gives them a sense of purpose to take their mind off that bullshit that they're going through. And he said, yeah, yeah.

So I said, I'm going to give you a job. He said, but them guys ain't going to let me work? He said, this is my house. You're going to work for me. You'll see. He said, okay. I told my man, closed four. And when he closed for, I just peaked and looked at him,

and he was in the cell just dancing. He was dancing, you know. I was like, yeah, yeah. I kept him with me for like eight months. No problem. and when he was getting out he said he's a boy I'm getting out I'm getting out

he said thank you for looking out taking for the job I said I love you kid he said I love you too and if you're seeing this episode man I never forgot you that's very wholesome

love you wow you you saved a lot of lives in there Leroy oh I saved some some officer lives too but that's another episode

if you got more time I tell you know I don't know how much time you got yeah well Well, that'll love to do another episode on just saving officers' lives. That could be a whole one. Yeah, that's deep. Remember, you want to sprinkle them.

Yeah, that's what we say. You want to sprinkle them. That's what we said. Yeah. But, Leroy, thanks for coming back today, man. Thank you. It's always nice to see you. You too.

Curious, what color hat you're wearing next time. Wow. I don't know, man. You'll surprise me? I'm surprised you. Yeah. I got a whole load. I got a whole load.

And shout out to the new driver. Oh, yeah. Shout out to Black Friday, my new driver. And your wife. Shout out to your wife. Yep. Yeah. And being a loyal supporter.

Being a loyal supporter. You're putting her through a lot. Oh, yes. By being now a public figure. Oh, man. Come on. You know, I can't, I can't explain all the stuff that's been happening since I've been with, you know, all of them. I've been meeting some stars, man.

That's awesome. I've been meeting some stars. Like, Matt, how awful you see you? You don't what I'm saying? Well, you deserve everything coming for you. You know, but like I said, we're just getting started, bro. Absolutely. You know?

Locked in, exclusive with Leroy, Ebron. Hold up not yet. Moses, I love you. That was my other driver. He went down south. What up, Big Moe. We did it again because Darrell, that South Carolina, Mama. Got to say hi to Mama.

Always. Always. I always love my mama. She's my baby girl. Got to do it where I can do. it, you know what I'm saying? Absolutely. Until next time, C.O.

And we're going to know what the 52 pickup is. I'll let you know.