Lovett or Leave It - 441: Skate of the Union

Episode Date: February 28, 2026

This week, Trump leaves us in a state of disbelief, while the DOJ tries to paper over gaps in the Epstein files. Meanwhile, Kash Patel puts his FBI duties on ice, and the U.S. men’s hockey team finds itself on the rocks. Plus comedy legends George Wallace and Neal Brennan join to talk about what blocks us, and what doesn’t - from LA to Ibiza.For a closed-captioned version of this episode, click here. For a transcript of this episode, please email [e-mail] and include the name of the podcast.

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Neil Brennan is here. The great George Wallace is here. But first, let's get into it. What a week? On Tuesday, President Donald Trump delivered the longest state of the union on record with a runtime of an hour and 47 minutes. That is the same length as the sixth sense, except in this case it was like we were dead the whole time.

And somewhere around the 70-minute mark, my soul left my body and began to ponder, what is the state of our union? And it can be hard to see it through all the wildfire smoke and pepper spray. It's tough on the visibility. Yeah, that's all right. But we just did a few Ponsave America shows down under. And it was stark to see America through the eyes of Australians because everything is upside down.

But also in Australia Vision, all Americans are wearing cowboy hats. So that was fun, though most of us can't pull it off. A question we got over and over is do a question. Americans understand how much damage you're doing right now? And I knew they were referring to Trump, even though we had absolutely wrecked that zoo's bathroom after trying kangaroo milk. And the answer is unsatisfying. Yes, we totally do. It's honestly kind of rude for you to keep bringing it up. We're guessing your country. But the real question comes next. How could you elect Trump again? What is wrong with you? And it's like, okay, Australia, what's wrong with us? Why'd you let all the

koalas get chlamydia. Pretty judgmental there for a country that gave all the koalas chlamydia. I heard a story. A few years ago, someone asked Henry Kissinger before he died and went to heaven if he was worried about Trump. And he said, no, I'm worried about the ghost of Chilean dissident Orlando Letellier, whose mangled form appears above my bed nightly. All he does is whisper, November 29th, 2023, November 29th, 2023. What happens on that day?

What happens? No, what Kissinger actually said was, I'm not worried about Trump. I'm worried about the person who comes after Trump, as if Trump has ever made anyone come after him. When Henry Kissinger died on November 29, 2023, he couldn't have known that the person after Trump we had to worry about was Trump. And so Trump delivers a state of the union after a year in which he co-opted the Justice Department, profited billions from the presidency, destroyed aid programs around the world, empowered a nut job to oversee public health, pardoned, interrectionists. who've gone on to commit heinous crimes

forced Americans to pay huge tariffs to punish other countries, attack the independence of the press, unleashed poorly trained trigger happy immigration agents and broke the record for Sephora points buying foundation for his hand. How could we vote for this? The truth is we didn't, yes. Many rang the alarm about how much more dangerous

the second Trump term would be, but for some reason when Democrats who had spent two years claiming Biden was capable of serving another term also said that Trump was an existential threat to our democracy, the war morning rang hollow. It's like if the boy who cried wolf also kept claiming that his feeble ailing grandfather was the only person we could trust to fight the wolf. And so Trump's numbers are in the toilet. 39% approval rating, 57% disapproval on the economy, 59% disapproval

on immigration. A new poll by the argument found that among Trump voters who disapprove of the job Trump is doing, a quarter seemed to have a case of amnesia and now deny ever having voted for Trump in the first place. Some say they voted for Kamala. Some say they didn't vote at all. Some of them were quite old. They might actually have dementia. This is, in fairness to them. This is the state of our union. America is living under a right-wing populist without the populace. It's not populism. Buckle up. It's flopulism. And in lieu of an actual mandate, in place of any real support for his program, he tries to grab at the prestige and legitimacy of the office in the country itself. That's why we have moments like this. People are asking me,

please, please, please, Mr. President, we're winning too much. We're not used to winning in our country until you came along and I say, no, no, no, you're going to win again, you're going to win big, you're going to win bigger than ever. And to prove that point, here with us tonight is a group of winners who just made the entire nation proud, the men's gold medal Olympic hockey team. Come on in. Must be nice to meet guys with worse bonespurs than him. But America's prestige doesn't transfer to Trump. Trump's stink just transfers to America.

Like when the dog gets a hold of your childhood sleeping bag. That's the dog sleeping bag now. Because of course Trump didn't just invite the men's hockey team. He makes a hack joke about having to invite the women's hockey team too. or also be impeached, I don't think he needs to be impeached for this, I think he should have to put on pads and ice skates and hit the ice for one period of hockey with those women. Members of the men's team apologized for laughing at the joke, even though it was really good, despite what the internet says. It's a really good joke.

After the women's team captain, Hillary Knight, called it distasteful. That led to this moment when Jewish sports legend Jack Hughes was asked about the apology. I mean, like, you're in the moment. The president calls. Like, we're blaring. We're blaring the music. Like, then they cause the music and then the president calls. So I don't think, like, all we see it is what it is now.

But, like, we have so much respect for the women's team. They have so much respect for us. We're all just proud Americans. Instead of drowning in holla and pussy, he's dealing with this shit. And I think it's good we make 23-year-olds push their bodies to the breaking point for national glory. And then when they succeed, present them with a genuinely novel civic and moral test. It doesn't mean they don't have to pass it. The woman passed the test.

It sucks that accepting an invitation by this president is a political act. But it is a political act. And just as I know, hyper-engaged liberals nod when I say that. You, my dear listeners, agree when I say that. Far more people, less engaged in politics, find it annoying that our people. Our response to these men laughing at a dumb crass joke and accepting an invitation to the state of the union is us bringing politics into everything. But it's hard for us to give up scolding when scolding is all we have left. It's like telling the guy in 127 hours that it's not good for him to drink piss.

Yeah, piss was not his first choice. And besides, all of this is because Cash Patel is a loser who is too insecure to see that even if someone politely offered, perhaps the locker room celebration. of the first Olympic gold in men's hockey in 46 years is not for you. Look at this footage. Why is he acting like he just landed the quad axle or whatever happens in hockey? But this is what they do. Absent genuine achievement or glory, they try to take it from others. Trump adds his name to the Kennedy Center and then all the performers cancel.

But even though they've now closed the Kennedy Center, the Kennedy Center honors will continue, renamed. And this is true, the Trump Kennedy Center honors. JFK's brain must be rolling over in its grave. Ajar RFK Jr. keeps in his pickle fridge. Trump even wants a gold coin with his own image to be minted as part of America's 250th anniversary. I don't know why that's the specific image he wants. He looks like a wizard trapped him in that coin. It's a terrible picture.

But an obscure federal entity called the Citizens Coinage Advisory Committee has thrown of wrench in those plans. They are refusing to discuss the gold coin at its last monthly meaning. Look at these sweet people. A group of numismatists and historians and nerds have shown more courage than senators and titans of industry. It's very inspiring until you find out how many of them are in the Epstein files. They're not. They're not. I made that up. I mean, I didn't check, but I made that up. Said the committee's chair, Donald Scurrency, only those nations ruled by kings or dictators display the image of their sitting ruler on the coins of the realm. Well, said Donald, you're a giant among numismatists. And listen to this. That's the sound of Donald and his wife,

making sweet, sweet love that night. A lot of coins. Look, I don't find it particularly useful to make comparisons to Nazi Germany in the early 1930s. It's not fair. Those people went to the opera. But I do see a creeping fatalism about America, that Trump won't allow the midterms to proceed that Trump and his accolites are behaving as if they'll never face accountability and maybe they know something we don't. On Thursday, the Washington Post reported on a draft executive order written by Trump allies to declare a national emergency in order to federalize our elections and ban mail in voting. It is very dangerous. There is no guarantee that these schemes won't succeed. We have to take it seriously. But if I've said it once, I've said it a hundred times,

Trump doesn't have the guys. He doesn't even have the whole men's hockey team. Five of them decline the invitation to the White House, including a guy named Brock Nelson. He lost a fucking Brock. And the women would clearly rather dine with Stanley Tucci. And who wouldn't? Look at him. Tucci's perfect. Gay in every way except the sodomy. And after a few lemoncellas, who knows? Who knows? Trump added 10,000 ICE officers and 10,000 guys putting down an Xbox controller to pick up a mask and a gun can hurt a lot of people. and do a lot of damage. But there were four million brown shirts by 1934 in a country a fifth of the size of the U.S. I'm not comparing ICE to Nazis. The Nazis wore Hugo Boss. I'm just saying that what

makes the capitulation by corporations and media companies and law firms and Republicans in Congress so pathetic, these guys are browning their shorts without a brown shirt in sight. You're sure. Look at Ted Cruz pathetically defending Cash Patel. Why was Cash at the Olympics? Because the FBI has an important job protecting security there. And I got to say, you know, it's interesting. You see Democrats right now who are paying focus groups saying, how do we connect with real people? How do we not seem like a bunch of puffed to elitist?

And then they turn around and get really mad. I can't believe Cash Patel was drinking a beer and celebrating with the American. hockey team after winning the gold. You know what? I would have loved to have been in that locker room. And I don't know a guy on planet Earth that wouldn't have been thrilled to be celebrating. If we've learned anything from Ted Cruz liking a porn tweet on 9-11, it's that the man loves two things. International incidents and getting off easy. But the FBI director had important work in the Dolomites. In the Italian Alps, of course. There's a lot of important business for the FBI director. Here's the thing. It's a lot unfair. The FBI director was going to be in Milano Cortina anyway.

Why not stop by at the hockey game? Coincidentally, you happen to have a couple important meetings with Italian's and... But Cash is in real trouble. He's trying to stay in Trump's good graces after this scandal by firing the FBI officers who investigated the Mar-a-Lago documents case. But that has only made him even more despised inside the FBI, which is how we learned from leaks that Cash's constant use of the jet may have hindered investigations after Charlie Kirk's killing and the shooting at Brown University. See, if you build trust with your team, you don't have to worry that the leak how much delicious, delicious kangaroo milk you put on the company card. Pam Bondi is in a similar

spot. You can try and cover up the most damning evidence about Trump and the Epstein files, but I just don't think Pam has enough people to get that cover all the way over. First reported by independent journalist Roger Sullenberger and Nina Burley, and then confirmed by NPR and MS Now, the DOJ is withholding several Epstein files concerning an alleged victim of Trump who said she was sexually assaulted by Donald Trump sometime between 1983 and 1985 when she was between 13 and 15 years old. Yes, according to the alleged victim, those claims were included in an internal PowerPoint slideshow about the Epstein investigation. It says Trump forced her head down to his exposed penis, which he said, subsequently bit. In response, Trump punched her in the head and kicked her out. Pam Bondi's decision to add a star wipe to the slide was particularly disturbing. The allegation made in 2019 was credible enough that the FBI interviewed the alleged victim

not once but four times about it. Files from three of those interviews, more than 50 pages of material have apparently been removed from the public database and violation of the Epsine Files Transparency Act. But I bet Cash Patel is going to have something to say about it the second he gets his tongue unstuck from that Italian chairlift. On Thursday, Hillary Clinton testified in front of the House Oversight Committee about the Epstein files, only to confirm that she had zero information about Jeffrey Epstein and didn't recall

ever meeting him. Shame, they could have bonded over their common interests, like taking trips with Bill Clinton and having terrible email security. Of course, Hillary Clinton doesn't know Jeffrey Epstein. He had a specific alarm set if she got within 500 miles of that island. Here's the alarm. Meanwhile, Bill Clinton will answer all of the committee's questions right after he takes a massive bite of this peanut butter sandwich. Which, of course, brings us to Reese's peanut butter eggs.

The Hershey's company, which makes Reese's candies, has apparently been using a chocolate-flavored coating that legally cannot be referred to as milk chocolate instead of actual milk chocolate in some seasonal Reese's products. Yes. The chocolate isn't chocolate. Now what's Christy know I'm going to feel? feet her dogs. Brad Reese, the grandson of the inventor of Reese's Peanut Buttercup, slammed Hershey's on LinkedIn and told the New York Times, I had to actually throw it in the garbage. That's the first time in my life I've ever thrown a product of Reese's out without consuming it. Go off, Brad Reese, who? And I really checked is not in the Epstein files.

Said Reese, I felt embarrassed to even wear anything that says Reese's on it. Okay, first of all, How, what? How much merch Brad Reese are you wearing? Hershey's removing the chocolate from its chocolate peanut butter is a minor offense in the annals of what's gone wrong in America today. But I say this sincerely, this is how Trump happened. And maybe literally, artificial chocolate flavored coatings have been known to cause fetal Trump syndrome. A group of people in a conference room somewhere weighed the pros and cons and the inputs and the outputs and did it. care enough to protect something that they didn't build but claim to value, even if it's just a

holiday treat. Maybe they convinced themselves they didn't have any other choice and that anybody else in their shoes would have done the same. And we ditch the foil on profits rows and nobody cares and everybody's cutting corners, looking for ways to get ahead, get one over on each other, eking out the margins. And bit by bit, we accept less. We give up what makes us special as the chocolate becomes chocolatey candy and the cashiers become kiosk and the chatbots do the homework and the billionaires are in the files and the president is a monster. I say we draw the line.

I say we make chocolate chocolate again. So why don't you meet me in Hershey, Pennsylvania? It will be wild. We're just going to have to wait for the signal from Brad Reese. All right, we've got a great show for you tonight. Coming up next, it's George Wallace and Neil Brennan. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. International Women's Day is a time to celebrate progress,

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Please welcome to the stage, George Wallace and Neil Brennan. Hi. Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi. How are you? Hi, come on. George Wallace, come on. George Wallace, come on. Thanks for being here.

This is George Wallace. I'm Neil Brennan. Come on through. Come on through. Good to see you. You sit over there. You know more than I do. No, no, no.

This is the right order. I love the typewriter. That is so good. That's an Underwood typewriter. Is it? Yeah. I'm so old. Nobody knows what an underwear typewriter is but me.

You're just making yourself comfortable putting your foot and shit in the chair. It's my chair. I own the chair. I own the chair. I own the chair. My mom would kill you if you put your foot in the furniture. I'll know of these things. Oh, that's not too bad.

Love it. Love it. This furniture looks like it was left over from a, from a shutdown mental hospital. Shut down. Shut down. Yes, it has the kind of forced cheeriness for people that aren't allowed to have sharp things. I see what you mean. That's a good point.

I think it looked like it comes from Timo. It does have the Timo look. It does, yeah. Yeah. But it's holding together okay. I think it's okay. It's a podcast, so it's an audio media. Yeah, it's not a real TV show, so why have real furniture?

That's right. It's not a real TV show. That is such an important point. This is not television. It's so far from television. George Wallace, I mean this with great respect. Did you expect John Lovitz with a Z? I swear to God, it's the only reason I came down.

I had no idea. He just told me when I walked in here. I'm looking. I said, who's that on stage? I said, John Lovitz. That's not John Lovitz. That came because John Lovitz and I shared the same birthday, July 21. Oh, wow, all right.

But see, you're a young girl. I'll talk to you. Go ahead. I'm happy to be here because I'm an older guy. And, you know, there's a thing called age isn't. Uh-huh. So we have to come out every now and then try to stay in the know. Yeah.

Try to stay woke. So that's why I'm coming here with you. If I don't know something tonight, if you ask me any question, that's another reason I came, because Neil is here. And he's one of the smartest comedians ever in America. Probably ever, yeah. Yeah, I think of Neil. When I think of Neil, I think one of the smartest ever. Thank you.

You're welcome. That sounded bad, but I meant it. So, George, you created and starred in Prime Video's Clean Slate with Laverne Cox. It was also Norman Lear's last project before he died. Can you just talk about why you wanted to do it? Like, what drew you to it? No. All right.

Neil, what does it? What I wanted to do, I'm going to, which one of these? Is this mine? Is this a beer? No, it's a water. It's a water. It looks like a beer, but it's a water. Well, what would you do that?

Because people want to feel like they're not drinking water at a concert. They want to feel like they can drink something that looks like what everybody else is having without having a beer at a concert. It's a stupid thing. It's very stupid. It's dumb. I'm going to open it for him. Go ahead. Tell them about Clean slate.

Clean slate, I want to do. Ladies and gentlemen, are there any people out there because they're not moving, but you're laughing. They're there. And it's so dark. I don't like dark audiences. I like to see my people, but this is your show, and there's nothing I can do about it. I am a fan of the 70s TV shows, and I wrote for Red Pox back in the day. So I wanted to reboot Sanfarin and Son.

So I went to Norman Lerang, I said, you rebooted everything else. Let's do Sanford and Son. He said, no way. That's my iconic show. We're not going to do that. He said, but if you come up with a twist with a great idea, maybe we can talk about it. So I left. I said, fuck him.

So I left and I went, and I was talking to a friend of mine. Dan Ewan, who I worked with, and I collaborated on my books and everything, I said to him, we were just talking about, at the time, Orange is the New Black, was the hottest show out, and Levin Cox was the actress. I knew nothing about either, but I had read about it, and it was very popular. Then I thought about, what if I had a son that left Alabama as a countryman, old man, down south, and went to New York to do his thing to be who he wanted to be, do what he wanted to do. So sure enough, we came up with the ideas, and then my son went to New York.

to do what you want to do. And 23 years later, I hadn't heard from my son. In 23 years. But I get this call said, Dad, I'm coming home tomorrow. I go crazy because I haven't seen my son in that many years, 23 years. And the next door, ding-dong, I go to the door. The most beautiful lady you've ever seen in your life is at your door. I said, lady, I don't know what you're selling the watchtower. You're probably, you're not young enough to know what your stuff is. Or you're selling Avon, but you got to go. My son is coming home. And she says, dad, it's me. My son has transitioned.

And it's Laverne Cox. And so I'm stunned and surprised and shocked. And I just says, well, come on in. And we sit down and talk about it. And she said, the place looks the same. But then it went on in life telling me about her life. And I'm learning about, she's learning about my life.

And I think it's so great for me to be educated on how other people live, no matter what. what they do, and it's important to love people no matter what. And then even though she has become my daughter, I still got to love my kid, no matter what. And that's what the show is always all about love. Love, Trump's hate at all times. And that's what the story is about. After you saw that moment that she's now a lady, nobody thinks about that in this show

anymore because it's all about love and it's all about enjoying each other and letting people do what they want to do. But the most important thing is when she told me that she was a vegetarian, and that's when all hell broke loose. I can handle the transitioning part, but this bullshit with this, we eat meat up in here, you understand? You're sitting next to a very... Can I, hold on, will you tell him... If you ever touch me again.

Will you tell the John and the good people about the time you went to the fortune teller? Listen to me. We drove up here tonight on Melrose. Are you anybody there old enough to remember when Melrose was pumping? It was the street in Los Angeles. Do you know about this, John? Not really. Where are you drunk? I'm from New York, but I've never been to places that are pumping,

and when they're pumping, I don't go to them. So even if I could be in the dead center of a pumping place, I'm not part of it. I'm listening to a book somewhere. I'm playing a video game, so I don't know about pumping. That's why you're so smart because you're educating yourself. But Melrose was a pumping street. It was just you couldn't even walk on the street. But so Jerry Sineb- There was so much pumping.

But some of you, some of you don't- You get pumped. Next thing you know, you'd be getting punked. Pumped. I'm sorry, go ahead. See how he can write jokes just like that? So, So, Neil, what's the story?

You and your friend Jerry Seinfeld, the year is 1977. Yes. You drive out in a Ford LTT? That's a Lincoln. It's a Lincoln. Don't play me short. It was a Lincoln.

But you're like those you guys. I'm going to watch the Seinfeld show. I'm the real George. I'm the roommate for 13 years. I am the best man in his wedding and I'm the father of his kids. So now you know this story with being Jerry Seinfeld.

So we're walking down the street, 1977. And I see this sign that says come get your fortune told, Miss Mary or something like that. And I say, because I always want to, you know, comedians are stupid. Oh, let's go in and say what the hell this lady is going to say.

He says, I'm not going. I said, let's go. He says, I'm not going. I'm not going. I says, come on, let's go. I said, let's go. We're going to go. And I said, you got to go now because she knows we're coming, you know.

So we get in. Excuse me, I don't know how long. I did like three shows tonight. So I'm a horse. So, but any case, we get in there. And I go over and she reads my fortune. She looks at my hands. She says, ooh.

Oh, we. You're going to make a lot of money. You're going to make a lot of money. And I'm looking at it, I'm looking at it, and felt like, see? And after she finished reading mine, I said, you go, you go, I'm not going. I pushed him over. And he finally stood in front of the lady. She read his palm.

She said, oh, my God. Oh, my God. She said, I thought he was going to make a lot of money. You were really going to make a lot of money. And it came to be true. So we're trying to find that lady now. That's a good fortune teller. It's a good fortune teller.

It's really, and now he has more money than any comedian in the world. Isn't that amazing? My best friend, if you're going to have a friend, you might as well have the richest one, right? No, that seems cool. That seems cool. Is he good with the money? Does he do fun things with it? He's fantastic with me.

Like, we're riding on his plane another day. We're going to jet. We're going to Las Vegas. Just stop right there. That's all you got to say. We're going to Los Vegas. He says to me, you need to get your own plane. I said, what the hell we need another plane for?

This one's running just good. We don't need two planes. We got this one. So I could talk about money all day this stuff that he does, but he does with me. We don't have any other friends. We don't have a lot of friends.

You don't need any more friends. You got the plane. You're good. The plane's good. The plane is good, yeah. That's a good life. I love that. What are you going to say now?

You're just looking at me. I'm just enjoying your company. I'm so charmed. I'm so charmed. Is a legend in my presence. Yes, I told you. You're a legend in our presence, and you're so charming to have the charisma that's coming off of you. I appreciate that.

The radiating charisma. It's powerful. Don't do that because I love that. I love that. When people tell me that, that's why I live. My job is to give back purpose. I love people, and I love happy people. And when I see happy people, it makes me happier.

And I can't even express myself how much. I don't even know the people in the audience tonight, for sure, I can't see them. But I just love being here. And then you have some good people in the world. Like, I didn't know who was going to be here. And they said, Neil Brennan, I'm coming. Well, it's good that you like Neil, even though he's not happy. And he's, and he's a vegan.

He's a miserable vegan. What is... Are you a vegan? That's not important. Had I known. He's a vegan, doesn't eat meat. Had I known that, I wouldn't have come. You look at him.

He looks like he needs to eat some meat, doesn't it? You need to try some meat. But you know, the vegans. vegetarians, they're always trying to get us to try stuff. They get us to eat that thing called tofu, and they always have to put some, where you go to some kind of flavors on it, what are you called flavors? Spices. Spices on it. Everyone, a lot of meat. Go on.

Yeah, we have spices right on our side of the ledger. Are you a big? No, no, no, I'm with you. It tastes like an eraser. You just eat it with spices on it, you know? They've done, you know what? They've done amazing things with the tofu in just the last couple of years. You gotta check it out. Yeah, but you know, one time my-

You don't see us taking no ribby state trying to turn it into kale and shit, do you? No, it only goes, yeah, that's true. Neil. Yes. There was a story today. So Governor Gavin Newsome has said that Democrats to try to be more culturally normal.

Yes. Do you know what that means? What is culturally normal? Do you think Democrats, do you think Democrats, Do you think these Democrats aren't culturally normal? Am I not culturally normal? George, do you think I'm culturally normal? I think we all are, but I don't know what more cultural.

Maybe it's more cultural. I don't know what he's saying. Yeah, does you know what they're saying? I'll take it from here. Thank you. I don't know what he means, but I'll probably end up donating money at some point. Don't do that. Please don't donate money.

donated money to one person. All these people know me. Today, I got 25 requests for money. I gave one person John Assoff, I mean, Ossoff. Yeah, yeah. He's a good one. He's a good one. He's a good runner. We hope he becomes president one day. But if you give money $5 to one person, that's all they need, five dollars or one person. And they always say this is the last time. And as soon as you give the $5, it's right back on you tomorrow. They pass your name around. They do. Are you getting text on your phone asking you for money? I'm getting texts from people. I don't even know. They're texting George Wallace on his phone, too. This has got to stop.

They offends me. I get texting me. I get spamming me. You should not be dealing with this. This should not be happening to George Wallace. The rest of us, fine, but your phone shouldn't be treated that way. There's something wrong with you. I don't know what it is.

He's presenting, you shouldn't be doing this. They should have George Wallace's number. Well, if you ever give them your email and you give them a dime, everybody gets it and what do you call that leading leads these are leads are their lead they're like the glengarry they're the glengarry these are the good leads these are the good leads culturally normal what do you think he means john i i think it's about the the woke language it's about privilege and trigger and that's that's i think it's i agree i agree with him in that regard I think that we are shadowboxing a way of speaking that peaked five years ago that we're still paying in blood for.

That's what I think it is. We're still talking about Kamala Harris raising her hand and people. She is brat, though. You got to know. For sure. And I don't want to take anything away from Kamala being brat. That's so important that we keep that in focus. Kamala remains brat.

That was a wonderful time. We all felt good very briefly. That was nice. Remember that, George? When Kamala was brat? No. Don't tell them. Don't worry.

You don't need it. It's fine. It's fine. Hold on. I have something I need to say. Excuse me. Six weeks ago, I get a WhatsApp message. I don't really use WhatsApp.

I'm American. And it says, hey, man, I've been a while. I love for you to come to the premiere of a movie I made in D.C. And I'm like, I have no idea who this could be. And I look up Brett Ratner, director of Melania, met him twice, 20 years ago. Boy, did I love that premiere. Go on. Do you think about it?

Did you think about it? Once I figured, he didn't say what the movie was. I was like, I don't want to see a mirror. Oh, my God. And then once I figured it out, I was like, I kind of wish I'd gone. You kind of wish you had gone. I wish you had gone. I would have taken it.

Yeah. It would have been pretty great. than cool. That's an interesting, that's an interesting woke test. A friend of yours, a good person who you love, gets hired, makes the film Melania, invites you the premiere of the White House because you want to support your friend, but you don't want to be associated with this film or this or this

administration, but you want to support your friend. Do you go to the premiere or not? I don't go. I'm sick that day. George, the person in the firm says, your friend's a piece of shit. Okay. Probably right But you have people got to make money It's a tough time in the business You're going to turn down a grip job

Because of your woke politics Must be nice to have food on the table Guys trying to make money in Hollywood Gets offered a job You're going to say no to us Not a lot of work right now in the fucking town You get a camera work position You want to do it

You're trying to learn your craft You say no When's the next one going to come along Pretty easy to say that in the front row That's a great place to leave it We're right back Hey don't go anywhere There's more of Love It or Leave It coming up.

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code love it neal has an incredible podcast called bonks i've been a guest on it george's been on it george's been on it i bet george's episode was better than my episode you had to be had to be had to be do you really get into that's what he told me that's what he told me you know i'm sure that's what he told me that something similar unbelievable what a shrewd was the best guest go ahead Do you feel competitive with your friend, Jerry? Am I what? Competitive. Do you feel competitive with Jerry?

No, we're completely different. He's top of what he does and I'm top of what I do. And we're both good. It's good to have a Jew, and you root for him. Did you just say it's good to have a Jew friend? That's what you said. I want to say that impossibly, it was very close to that, but not what I said. It doesn't matter.

It's the way you heard. You call him Jew, whatever. I wish everybody had a friend like him. I just love people. I don't care about his religion or his own. Whatever, he's a great guy, and I'm happy to have him as my friend. I call him the Jew man. So, Neil.

What inspired you to do the podcast? I did a Netflix special called Block's where I talked about my problems. And my buddy Jimmy Carr said, why don't you do a podcast about other people's problems? And one of George's problems is shopping, compulsive shopper? Yeah. How's that going? Not good. I have to, I will buy anything that's on TV.

I don't care what it is. You come into my house, I got everything from, there's a new cloth you wash your bag with. It's the same one you polish your car with. I buy all kinds of crazy. And the ED market? I bought everything in the AD market. Trust me. You don't want to mix those.

I don't have the pump? I don't have to pump yet. You have to tell me about it. But I don't have to. This is a different kind of pumping than what was going on on Melrose, I assume. It's not that different. It's not that different. Sometimes you do it.

You're pumping on Melrose and you're pumping when you get home. Pumping. Because you've got on Melrose, you did some pumping. You pumped on Melrose and you're going, well, let's do some more pumping back at my place. Yeah, but I have a problem. I did have a problem. I still do with the internet, and I have compulsive shopping disorder, CSD. And I just ever buy anything, and I look at it.

I'm going, why do they? My house is full. There's packages that. My people called me yesterday in my condo in Atlanta, said, do you want us to take your, you're always saying stupid stuff? I had some of DDoDash food the other day, and the food came, and the concerts called me, said, Mr. Wallace, your food is here. Do you want us to send it up? Just stupid shit like that. No, you keep it, you know?

But we're talking about the things that block us. And for you, it was compulsive shopping. Let's see who in the audience might have a block they could use help with. In a segment, we're calling Block Party. The lights are up. They turn the lights up. Yeah, finally. Five percent up.

Anybody have a block they'd like to share? Anything holding them back? It could be emotional. It could be a physical obstacle. A bump in the road. Bad habit. Bad habit. Unavailable men.

Unavailable. men are a block for you. You want a man. I like the unavailable ones. Oh, your problem is you're only attracted. You're interested in unavailable men. Yeah. Oh, interesting. And so do you want to only be interested in available men or do you want to get one of these unavailable men? Is there a specific unavailable man you're interested in? Sure, yeah. Sure, yeah. So is there one man? Are you in love with a married man? Not married. You're in love with a man in a long-term. relationship, partnered. Open.

Open. Not poly. Yeah. Open. I mean, first of all, can we start an ice for these polyamory people? Can we do that? It's, I mean,

it's so, it's both obnoxious. and incredibly boring at the same time. It's almost impossible what they're doing. You go, oh, this is going to be about sex. Within five seconds, you want to jump out the window. I, like, open and poly are obviously, people that are like, you know, I'm in a long-term relationship, but we occasionally sleep with other people, but it's all very, like, I can make sense of that.

It's complicated, but I make sense of it. The people that are like... You know what I do? You know what I do now when people start? I go, hey, man, just masturbate. For sure, and that's great advice for anyone. That's really good advice. It's really good advice.

But what I can never comprehend, not that I don't judge it and it says you can do whatever you want, but like was having one relationship not complicated and time-consuming enough? You want two relationships at the same time? George, have you ever been in two relationships at the same time? I've never been in one relationship at the same time. I'm pretty much a loner. and I happen to just love my life what I do. And as he mentioned, I used to tell a joke, I'm a bisexual. And because the last time I had sex, I was by myself.

And I'm pretty happy. Yeah, he's mine. Whatever Polly is, you're mono. Yeah, that's good. That's good. I think, I would say, Monopoly. You're a monopoly. So you're interested in an unavailable... I should probably close with that, but we'll keep going. You're interested in an unavailable man. Does that make sense, first of all? Does it make sense at all?

Of course it does. But then why don't you tell a lady you're crazy? Oh, we think you're crazy. Okay. We think you're crazy and... It's been years since she found a person, so, you know, she's not going to find an unavailable person. Have you slept with him? Yeah. Wait a second. So he's slightly available. More available than we thought a moment ago. She just said he was unavailable.

No, I've slept with him. No, he's, guys, it's emotionally unavailable. Was the sex especially good? Yeah, it was. That's why she wanted to do it again. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think it's about the sex, though, George.

We don't think it's about the sex. I think it's about his unavailability, and she's trying to convert him. Ooh. It's like emotional bandwidth. He doesn't have a lot of. Oh, right. I've used that one. I've used that one.

So are you looking for other ways to say has a partner? Because there's a lot of other ways we could say it. Sure. No, there is a partner. Of course, doesn't have emotional bandwidth. John, you know what? He's also got a really full plate right now. Yeah.

Yeah. He's going to, listen, once he gets his head above water in a couple, in a couple months. After the holidays. I think you deserve an available man. I think you should go find one of those. And I know it seems like there aren't many because of what they're all like. But good look out there. I think having to go out and find an eligible straight man is a punishment worse than death.

Anybody else have a block? What's your block? Curious to see how you guys handle this one. He's curious to see how we handle this one. Three smart guys. Let's see you go. Resurgence of anti-Semitism in America. That's your Blanc.

That's what's holding your blunt. That's holding you back right now. There are a lot of issues. I can tell you. Look at your son. Look at your son. My son, we're going to have an interesting right home. My wife and I were to restaurant, and we almost got in a fight with some Palestinians over, you know, whether. How did, okay.

I've, you almost got in a fight at a restaurant with Palestinian. On a discussion. We were having a discussion. Were you at the same table when the discussion began? No, no. They overheard us. We overheard us. We overheard us. We overheard us. We're overhearing each other at nearby tables and then engaging and what sounds like a very positive and constructive manner. We were trying to be constructive. But it didn't, but something went wrong. Do you feel as though, and I'm taking very seriously your question and I actually, and I agree with the premise of the question, at the same time, do you feel as though you did things in that conversation to cause that conversation to escalate in a way that was counterproductive.

Do you own you a part of it? Yes or no? I was just trying to be honest. But people can be honest while getting a fight in a restaurant. Do you think that what you said was as constructive and generous to them as you would have wanted to be treated yourself? I think I was fair. So it was their fault.

It was the Palestinian's fault. There was an argument. I think what happened was the same problem we have now. They're just people are dug in. Mm-hmm. But you can't talk to people who are dug in without almost getting into fistic. cuffs at what kind of food was this place we were what kind of food is it Moroccan you're at a Moroccan restaurant picking a fit fight with well I just think that's I believe that's called a proxy

war I'm sorry that you had that experience and I'm sorry that you had an argument in a restaurant with Palestinian but I mean it's not just that well of course it's not just that uh John how's how soon are you going to do another block segment on this show just out of curiosity I feel Like, here's what I think. I think that anti-Semitism is genuinely a big problem in society. That is not why you personally almost got in a fight in a Moroccan restaurant. No, no, I agree. I agree.

What's your name? Josh. Josh? Yeah. I want you to know that I relate to you right now so much. So much. I was at a wedding. I'll tell you something.

I was at a wedding. It was a beautiful Jewish wedding. And basically, the experience of the experience of the world. being at a Jewish wedding in the past year is a loving young Jewish couple desperately trying to have a day in which the hostages are not brought up. And I say that only because it's the people don't want to have a conversation about a terrible and ongoing crisis. And what has happened is at these events, there is a moment at which something inside of a person over the age of 50 comes alive and they must talk about it. And so I was at an hour-long wedding ceremony. It was absolutely beautiful.

And right before they stepped on the glass, the rabbi was like, and we can't forget the hostages, boom. And it was like, oh, fuck, the hostages became part of this wedding. And then they're playing the horror. There was an old man playing an accordion doing the horror. And he finishes the horror. And then he gets up and he grabs a microphone and he said, I would be remiss. At which point, His daughter, who isn't in the wedding, runs across the room and says, more horror, dad, more horror, play more of the fucking horror. And back on the horror he was. Anti-Semitism.

Case closed. Yeah, case closed. Let's do one more personal block. Just one more. See if you can top it for awkwardness. What? What is your block? My block has more to do with creativity.

I like to choreograph for fun. I have a cast of nine dancers, and my choreography was originally for 25. I can't get past a point in the song of coming up with new choreography for just nine dancers. No matter what I do, how many times I listen to the song, I just creatively unblocked. Do you see what she did? Sir. See how her question was about something going on in her life? That's not that different from Israel.

You know what I mean? It is something of a choreography issue. Go ahead. Yeah. And how to deal with so many different people in one place. And there's not enough space. There's not enough space on the stage for all these people. How do you get?

That's actually true. Netanyahu can't see past a certain numb. You know what I mean? He's got a block. Yeah. So what are your thoughts? I think you have to decide if I believe the phrase is it's a poor craftsman who blames his tools. Am I right? That's right. Look at my man. You got a close with my man.

And he's got a lot of tools because he buys them on the internet. Well, I do. I got all those little gadgets. That's good. I like those things. And if you're listening to this, you will not be surprised to find out that George is wearing purple leather. It's a beautiful. It's a beautiful color. It's actually, it's a, it's a very rich, dark purple. It's like a, it's a very nice color. Yeah, I just had three more made. I need one at each house. So, you know. A lot of debt. You have to make the, you better figure out a way to make the choreography with nine dancers or you're not a choreographer as far as I'm concerned. Yeah. Hey, you got this. Get out of your head. George, are you a dancer? No, not at all. Me neither.

No, not a dancer. I used her dance back in the days. I'm a product of the 70s, so, you know, I did go to Studio 54 and all those places like that. I told about Abitha real quick. What about Abitha? Do you think of a beatha? Abith is like Americanized now. It's just like back in the 70s and 80s, Abitha was a place you could go to.

That's what places would go, people would go and just do their thing for 23 years and didn't call it daddy. No, it was a place people could go, mostly foreigners and rich people. people would go and enjoy themselves and be who they wanted to be. George, you were working at advertising. How often would you go to Abifa? I go like six times a year. Six times a year to Abiza. Abiza.

Abiza. Abiza. All of the S sounds are, all of the S and Z sounds. You'd leave Thursday after. I leave Thursday after, and then when I go over Friday morning, Saturday, and Sunday come back and be ready for work on Monday morning. It's a lot of fun. That's why I just love to travel, and people enjoy themselves and having a lot of fun.

Did people wear a lot of fun? of clothes and there'd be in the back of the beach. I used to say, ooh, we. Yeah, you said, I never went nude, but I went ahead on those bikes, those bikers shorts. You can see all my junk, but I was still But you're still demure about it. Yeah. You're still keeping your feminine mystique. Listen, I was over there, I was, you back in the day, you're not old enough, but back in the 70s, people would show that junk. That was all, that was a style. When you were doing, when you were doing, That was the style? Yes.

Even the preacher would say the men was walking with all your balls showing. People were sure they're junk. People, who's in the same come from the 70s? They remember you would show you junk. And that's a great place to say, watch Clean Slade on Prime Video. Do that. Do that. And for dates, go to Georgia's social media at the Real George Wals on Instagram and Threads.

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That bell didn't work for the first, whatever the first, the test, not a test bell, doesn't work there. Go on. So I have a second thought about where that bell was. That's a T-Mu-Bel. That was a T-Mu-Bel. So one second thought. Telling an audience member, willing to share something. Do you ever see T-Mu-Bel in concert?

Go ahead. Remember we'd see Timu Bell and Abitha the junk hanging out. It was incredible. Just junk, by the way. Just junk. Just junk, baby. Just junk. It would be masked. You'd be wearing a bottle of lava. Just junk.

Yeah. Junk out. T-Moo Bell, you had to be there. Yeah. That joke was so much better than you gave it. That's fine. telling an audience member willing to share something deeply personal with us that we think they're crazy. That's one regret.

No, I don't regret that one. Oh, do you have any second thoughts about tonight, George? Yeah, woof. No, I'm comfortable. I'm happy to be here. My second thought is that I need another chance to come back and do this again. Wow. We'll get George again.

I have a second thought. I think we should have just ridden our own blocks and faked it. And just said, wow, what a great question from the fucking crowd. I love all of you, and you're all very emotional and sensitive, and you bring what you bring. And I think that's part of the beautiful process of the show. Thank you for being here. Please keep attending. Oh, and the producers think I should feel like it was a mistake to say whatever I said that led for you to say, George, something's wrong with you.

No, it's just something wrong with you. That's all I want to do. Yeah. You know there's something wrong with you. No, 100%. I want you to know something. You're right. Yes.

And I take it totally a good thing. There's nothing wrong with me. Been a little off. No. I'm off. These people out of knowing this. I am off. I am off.

And everybody watching us is a little off. And that's what's about the show. The show is for people that are a little off. For sure. No. The fact that I'm off is why I'm here, both in the sense that it lets me do this and there's something broken inside me that's always trying to get fix it.

And maybe I'll fix it here. And you get to share it with everybody. Yeah, I get to share it with everybody. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, Neil, do you have any second thoughts? No, I thought. No, your second thought, not the first thought, your second thought.

My second thought, um, I, I thought our chemistry was, uh, dynamite. We always have great chemistry. Neil and I have great chemistry. Actually, George and I, we have great chemistry. I feel like we had good chemistry tonight. I feel like there was a rapport here, a real interplay, a real banter. Kind of.

It doesn't have to go two ways. I don't need you to feel it. I felt it. I'm so happy to be with you, and I just tell you that. Second thoughts, yes, we have the chemistry. I love you. There's absolutely nothing you can do about it. And that's a great place to leave it.

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