Lovett or Leave It - Ronan Will Find You
Episode Date: September 15, 2018Disturbing allegations emerge against Brett Kavanaugh, CBS ousts Les Moonves and confronts a misogynist workplace culture, Serena Williams deals with a bunch of bullshit, Tucker Carlson goes full fasc...ist, and in honor of the high holidays, we atone for how our culture mistreated Monica Lewinsky, Marcia Clark, and Britney Spears. Senator Brian Schatz of Hawaii joins Jon to talk about the Supreme Court and being the best senator on Twitter, and Erin Ryan and comedian Janelle James join to break down a big week of news. Also, it's fine that Ronan doesn't listen to the podcast. He's busy.
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Some breaking news today.
We learned that California Senator Dianne Feinstein confirmed that she had received a letter containing allegations about Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh.
She did not share what those allegations are, but she did refer them to
federal investigators. And she said that she was respecting the anonymity of the woman who wrote
the letter. Democratic House Representative Anna Eshoo also received the letter. Two sources
verified it to the New York Times. In response, the Trump administration claims that Kavanaugh
has been vetted repeatedly since 1993 and that this is an 11th hour attempt by Senate
minority leader Chuck Schumer to delay Kavanaugh's confirmation.
This is obviously a strange story.
I don't know if any of you have been following this today, but it does feel as though we
are learning some of what's going on and very clearly not learning all of the story.
And it's really hard to tell what's been going on.
And I think that's true not only for us, but it seems like it's been true for members of
the Senate and members of the committee as well. So I think we're still unpacking this and it seems like it's been true for members of the Senate and members of the
committee as well. So I think we're still unpacking this and it seems like it's happening in real
time. And at this moment, I don't think we know how significant it is or if it will play a role
in whether or not Kavanaugh's nomination is delayed or changed at all. But we're actually
very fortunate. We have a very special guest who's going to help us unpack this and all the news of
this week. So please
welcome to the stage, he is the senior senator from the great state of Hawaii. Please welcome
Senator Brian Schatz. Senator, thank you for being here. Please go right here.
Guys, Senator, thank you, and I apologize for what I'm about to do.
Guys, can I get a shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, please?
Shots, shots, shots, shots, shots.
That went as well as could be expected.
Senator, welcome.
Thank you. You don't have to apologize for that at all.
That was a great introduction.
They don't do that on Meet the Press, do they, huh?
Senator, what do you make of this strange story?
It seems as though Senator Feinstein received some kind of a letter.
It's a letter that she did not reveal publicly or necessarily even to the committee
until after not only the hearings, but after the closed door meetings. It's been referred
to investigators. We don't know the content of this letter. Do you know more than we know?
No, not about this. Look, this is a strange situation. It was emerging
while I was on the plane trying to check on Wi-Fi and people were texting me and a lot of people don't know the situation. So look,
this will play out over the next several days. I know people are investigating,
members of the Senate for sure, but obviously journalists are trying to get to the bottom of
this. But here's what we do already know about Judge Kavanaugh. The process has been corrupt
from the beginning. We only have 4% of all of the documents related to
his public service. We're not asking for documents related to anything other than when he served in
the government as a judge or as a staffer. And the problem with Judge Kavanaugh is not just that he's
conservative and he's going to be the swing vote on all the things that we all care about, but it's
also that there was a unique thing that happened, right?
There was this list of acceptable judges by the Federalist Society,
and then he made the list after that list was provided.
Well, maybe he was waitlisted.
Sometimes you apply, and you're on the cusp.
Maybe they want to see more from you.
They want to see your fourth quarter grades.
They want you to write another essay, because maybe your essays were weak because you did them last minute.
So I think where he gets extra credit, I think where he got that value added, where he
differentiated himself from that 20 judge list provided by the Federalist Society promised by
President Trump is that he has this weird and unique view about executive power and about the
ability to investigate a president.
And that is really the only distinguishing characteristic.
You know, Mitch McConnell didn't even want this person to be up for confirmation
because of the long and dangerous paper trail,
but they put him up for confirmation anyway.
And near as I can tell, the only distinguishing characteristic
is this person doesn't think that the president should be subjected to any kind of investigation, that the president himself is above the law.
I feel like there's been a lot of focus on the issues that politically people believe would have
the most impact. So his statements on Roe and the right to choose, his views on health care. But
this is something that has not played as big of a role. One of the things that I found shocking in some of the emails that Senator Booker released was a reference to his
belief in the unitary executive and his understanding that it was politically infeasible,
but still something that he believed. Would you mind telling people what that is?
Yeah. So, I mean, I'm not a lawyer, but the unitary executive was something that Scalia
articulated in a minority opinion.
He was the only person offering this opinion.
It's this view that the executive branch cannot be divided in any way.
In other words, the legislative branch can't really prescribe within the executive branch what can be done and what cannot be done.
And this is a really expansive view of executive power. It's actually the reason that we can't get even some of the people who in the Senate
on the Republican side who are very worried about Trump to try to pass this Mueller protection
bill because they have adopted Scalia's view of the unitary executive.
It is a dangerous view of executive authority.
And I'll just make one more point about Kavanaugh.
You know, he didn't used to have this view when he was Ken Starr's deputy.
And he was asked what changed, and he said 9-11.
And I thought to myself, have we not gotten beyond the point where you can just wave a wand and say 9-11 and the argument is over?
And that was really concerning to me because to me what Judge Kavanaugh is is not just a conservative jurist. He's not John Roberts. He's not even Neil Gorsuch.
He's a Republican operative who is posing as a judge. Now, he is a smart guy. He's a careful guy,
as near as I can tell. But he is a Republican operative. He's been in all of these wars,
whether it's torture and George W. Bush or all of the
judiciary fights when he was a staffer. I mean, this man comes from the Republican Party, not just
from the conservative movement. Yeah, and I think there's a reason this would appeal to Trump,
because one of the consequences of believing in a unitary executive is believing that all power
emanates from the president, right? The president is who
is empowered by the constitution and therefore the attorney general, the solicitor general,
the special counsel, all of the authority in those positions ultimately emanate from the president
and therefore the president is ultimately in charge of them. And so regardless of what the law says,
if it did reach the Supreme Court, what he would say is the president can fire any of them,
the law says. If it did reach the Supreme Court, what he would say is the president can fire any of them, doesn't have to respect what they say because they are all 100% using power. He has
granted them via Article II of the Constitution. That's right. And the thing about our system of
government is we intentionally kind of attenuate power. We want it to be difficult to pass a bill.
We want it to be difficult to even pass a rule. We want people to have to struggle,
and we want some of the questions about where authorities lie to be unclear. It's an invitation
to struggle between the three branches of government. It's not a parliamentary system.
It's not a monarchy. But President Trump very clearly thinks that anybody who works
in the executive branch, actually anybody who works in the government, works for him,
is answerable to him,
and what we've got is a sort of intellectual version of Trump's view of the executive power.
We already didn't have enough information. He already lied to the Senate on multiple occasions.
We have not received nearly enough of the documents that were owed. It is a farce of a process,
and we've also learned very damning things about what he does think about Roe and what he does think about healthcare. So, you know, this fight isn't over regardless of what happens in the next few days. Now, on a much less serious topic, before
we bring out the panel, there is another matter to discuss, and it is this. I believe you are the
best senator at Twitter. Do you follow Senator Shost on Twitter?
That was like scattered applause.
So, can you offer some advice to some of your colleagues who treats Twitter as a place to put out press releases and terrible, terrible, terrible sentences.
So, listen, I didn't intend to be as active on Twitter as I became.
It was Trump that caused me to be more active on Twitter.
But I'll say this.
There are so many members of the Senate who,
they get off that little train,
and they're perfectly comfortable being really articulate,
very direct, very forceful,
often very interesting in describing their positions verbally to the Hill press. When they
get on the Twitter machine, they have to run it through their comms shop, and it becomes like
they're selling soap. So one of the things that can work for folks is to just be themselves on
the medium. I think the challenge is that it makes your communication shop go absolutely nuts.
And occasionally you say something stupid.
I mean, I have said a few things that I regret on Twitter.
What?
And you just have to delete them.
You just delete them.
You just delete them.
You just delete them.
And then it's gone.
And then it's...
All right. All right. And then it's... All right, all right.
And then it's gone.
Good advice.
Delete it.
All right, let's bring out the rest of our panel
because we have a great show.
She has toured with Chris Rock
and she can be seen on the comedy lineup on Netflix.
Please welcome Janelle James.
Hi, Janelle.
Thanks for being here.
Hello. How you doing, Janelle. Thanks for being here. Hello.
How you doing, Janelle?
I'm good.
This a late, uh, y'all out late.
She's the host of Crooked Media's Hysteria podcast
and a writer for It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Please welcome back to the show, Erin Ryan.
Look at that.
Erin, you've got some fans
out there. Hi. Yeah.
Hi, people.
All right. Let's get into it.
What a week.
On Sunday, CBS
announced Les Moonves would be stepping down as the
head of CBS just three hours after America's favorite Me Too avenging angel, Ronan Farrow,
reported new sexual assault allegations against him.
You know, you can cheer. He doesn't listen.
A few days later, CBS's 60 Minutes...
You know what? He's busy.
A few days later, CBS's 60 Minutes chief, Jeff Fager,
stepped down after reports of bullying and misconduct,
also reported in detail by Ronan.
I actually wrote, I forgot that I put on the card
that he doesn't listen.
And then I wrote,
and it's a safe space to have this conversation
because, again, he does not listen.
But it's fine.
In a piece for the Hollywood Reporter this week,
the creator of Designing Women,
Linda Bloodworth-Thomason, wrote a piece about
her relationship with Moonves that drew a big red circle
around the fact that harassment and misogyny
is destructive whether it's sexual in
nature or not. Bloodworth-Thomason
detailed how Moonves rejected her pilots,
kept her shows off the air,
killed deals she was working on
because she wanted to bring a women's perspective
to what she created.
He used his power to squash her
at the height of her career
and he had the power to do that.
Margaret Sullivan wrote a great piece about this,
I thought, in the Washington Post
about how Moonves and other media elites
not only harmed individual women
but created a misogynist culture,
not just behind the scenes but on the camera. She wrote, it's impossible to know how different America would be
if power happy and misogynistic men hadn't been running the show and so many influential media
organizations, certainly not just CBS. You know, men who are making the important choices about
what we see, who we see, and what stories we tell in our films, in our news, in our politics,
have often been men who carried this dark connection to Donald Trump. And beyond sort of these specific acute instances that are
reported, I think one of the hardest things for us to talk about is not just individual instances
of misconduct or harassment, but the more deeply embedded notions about leadership, intelligence,
charisma that often flow from men in positions of power who have a dim view of women.
Erin, do you find that in this discussion, even now in the wake of all these revelations about
Me Too, that we're still focused on the specific incidents and not the larger culture in which
they're allowed? Yeah, absolutely. I think one of the challenges with having this conversation,
and this is something that I've brought up before,
but it's that when we're talking about an individual man who has had an illustrious career
and he advanced to certain heights
and he used the power that he obtained at those heights
to take advantage of women, to abuse people,
to assert misogyny over an entire industry,
what we do know is what that man was capable of
within entertainment. We know that Louis C.K. had a show that was great. We know that Louis C.K. was
a really good stand-up comedian. What we don't know is what could the women that were deterred
by him have done. And that's like, it's an unknown quantity. There's no way that we can possibly have
any idea of what that looks like, what that is, and what we've lost.
So I think the main problem or the main challenge that I have when I'm, you know, talking about this, thinking about this, is that how do you get in a conversation with somebody about this and convince them that maybe the world would be better without somebody that they consider a visionary
because we don't know how much better or if it would have been better.
Because we can't run the counterfactual.
We can't run the other scenario.
Right, exactly.
Janelle, what do you think?
In keeping with what she's saying, it's not only the fact that we don't know what
we missed, it's that these people got to get so high it almost becomes their defense
when something happens.
Everybody's like, but he's so funny you know what I mean
so if he wasn't ever
able to get to do it
for so many years he wouldn't even been able
to build this so called illustrious
career you know but like another thing
that I've thought about and that you reminded me of Janelle
is that some I think that
that for certain
men the access
to sex is part of the reason that they even try to do the thing.
Well, it were.
I mean, that's why I'm in it.
We did it.
We did it.
We won feminism.
Senator, you know...
I think they're doing fine.
They've won feminism.
That's not true.
That's not true at all.
So, as we look at what we've learned this week about Moonves,
you can add that to the list.
You have Moonves, Fager, Lauer, Charlie Rose, Mark Halperin, others, Bill O'Reilly, Roger Ailes.
These are the people who played a very large role in determining how we think about politics
and how we covered a man accused of misconduct and a woman who may have been the first female president.
Nancy Pelosi, the first woman Speaker of the House,
never made it on the cover of a national news magazine
until this week.
Do you see the connection
between these sexual misconduct revelations
and the way women are covered,
including the way some of your colleagues
are covered in the Senate?
I absolutely do.
There's no question about it,
and you've described the ecosystem exactly right. We think about it in entertainment. We think about it in politics.
We think about it in business. I think about this kind of misogyny, this kind of predatory behavior,
this kind of ecosystem that gets created where men are abusing women in a professional context,
sometimes physically, often emotionally.
But I think about it in the service industry.
I think about it in the construction industry.
I think about it because, you know,
these men are at least being taken down
in some kind of spectacular way.
Some of them are.
But some of them are,
and it becomes an object lesson for them.
But to me, the object lesson is to understand
this happens at every rung of society
in every profession and that taking down les moonves is satisfying and important and allows
us to have a broader conversation but but i think about hotels i think about restaurants and i think
about women who don't have uh ronan farrow trying to take down some predator who is just managing a
hotel and an awful guy.
And so I think about that and what we can do to kind of create a context where we're fair to everybody in every context.
You know, that's what I worry about.
Well, Steve Wynn, casino magnate and former Republican Party official, notoriously abused people in the service industry in Vegas.
And to this day, the RNC has not returned
the money that he has donated to them.
Just a reminder, the RNC
has not returned the money that Steve Wynn donated.
And because it's worth remembering
from this day to the end of time,
Ronna McDaniel,
formerly Ronna Romney McDaniel,
decided to invest money
into the Roy Moore race
after multiple credible allegations of child molestation reported.
So that's just something to never forget.
And it's on my list of heinous individual actions
that I will remind you of.
You can hiss.
That's a free one.
You can hiss on that one.
Worth remembering that one forever.
That's why I was just shaking my head when he said
these people are being taken down. Like, they're not.
They get to be embarrassed for a couple months
hot out in Italy. They're still rich, and
then they kind of come back, or
nothing really happens. I don't think anyone's
being taken down. I haven't
seen that yet. Also, I hate the characterization
that, like, they were taken
down by the Me Too movement. They were
taken down when they put their dick out
in front of a woman who depended on them professionally.
I mean, but they've been doing it for years.
So they did take, the Me Too movement did it.
It was a delayed takedown.
They tripped over their dicks several years later.
It was a delay.
So why don't we think about it like this?
Actually, we know that.
Why don't we think about it? Maybe it's that they, we know that. Why don't we think about it?
Maybe it's that they tripped on their dick, but Me Too was there to catch them.
Exactly.
Right.
Right.
For the first time.
You know?
They tripped on their dick many times before anybody said anything.
It is so awkward to catch a pantsless man just tripping over his dick.
I'm just imagining some guy just Donald Ducking, just whoo!
Senator, I don't want to scare anyone,
but I, your faithful host, John Lovett, am Jewish.
Last week, the media got together and all celebrated Rosh Hashanah.
And we are now squarely in the 10-day period between Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur
known as the 10 days of repentance.
So I thought over the course of this show, we could spend some time to reflect on the sins of our society.
So please join me in the Atone Zone.
first in the atone zone monica lewinsky monica lewinsky was 22 years old when she was thrust into public spotlight her boss and a man she was infatuated with bill clinton was 49 not only was
she manipulated by her boss but she was also manipulated and used by her close friend linda
trip who secretly recorded monica and then released those her boss, but she was also manipulated and used by her close friend Linda Tripp, who secretly recorded Monica and then released those recordings
to the public. She was the butt of jokes
for decades, and even to this day we say her name with a bit
of a smirk. The scandal was also treated like
an affair, and not an episode of sexual misconduct,
part of a larger pattern of sexual misconduct
and harassment. She was treated like a late-night
punchline, and to this day is defined by it and rarely
asked about anything else. Monica Lewinsky got a
shitty fucking deal, and we should
atone.
When we come back,
OK Stop.
Hey, don't go anywhere.
There's more of Love It or Leave It coming up.
And we're back.
And now, OK Stop!
We'll roll a clip, and the panel can say OK Stop at any point to comment.
Tucker Carlson. He's like a gateway drug for white supremacy.
But this week on his show, Tucker was incredulous when his fellow Fox News host wouldn't agree that Democrats hate America.
Let's watch. The real threats we face today may be from within. Leaders who hate the country they
govern so much that they seek to make American citizenship irrelevant. Most people who live in
this country already know that because it's obvious. Maybe that's why they're yelling so
loudly about Russia so you won't think about it. Okay, stop tucker carlson talking i just kind of space out it's like
a charlie brown adult voice and then i focus like on the aesthetics which are slightly first of all
his name is tucker like why are we even that's a dog name that's for sure seriously it's a dog
name try to reinvent himself with a tie instead of the bow tie shit like we wouldn't remember who he was.
Why is he still on TV?
I thought he was done for, but he came back with a tie.
That's what white men get to do.
They just come back with some different attire.
And they get a second chance.
Okay.
Changed a lot in the past 17 years since 9-11.
Brit Hume has been here the whole time.
He's Fox's senior political analyst.
And he's been tracking the changes
to American culture and politics.
I gotta say, Tucker, you know...
Okay, stop.
Tracking the changes to American culture and politics?
It's called getting old and not understanding
that that's what's happening.
What is this newfangled contraption
that I'm supposed to use to call people over my hand?
It's a cell phone, you fucking old piece of shit.
Well, it's interesting too, though,
because he's going himself.
You've been tracking the changes to America.
Like what Tucker laid out at the beginning, I think,
was his articulated intellectual version
of the kind of corporate Fox News fascism
he's practicing, right?
Everything is changing.
It's the immigrants.
It's the tech barons.
And you see it and you get it,
but the elites don't understand.
Yeah, but here's the thing about him talking about
real American citizens,
and the implication is white American citizens
who were born here.
That's what Tucker is always implying.
Like, it takes literally no effort to be born in America.
No choice, no effort whatsoever.
I did literally nothing to be born here.
It takes a ton of effort if you were born somewhere else
and you're trying to come here.
I feel like we should reward effort.
Aren't we a country that rewards artwork?
No, not anymore, no.
I think this is funny, the threats we now face are from within.
I like to think about it like he's having an existential crisis.
And it's like a cry for help.
He's like, it's in me.
I don't really want to do this.
I'm a Thai guy now.
But they won't let me, you know?
You know, I love you, but when you were talking about leaders who hate our country,
I don't think there are any leaders out there
who hate our country, except in foreign lands
perhaps. I think there are people who may have
all the wrong ideas about how it should be governed,
but I don't think they hate our country.
And I don't really think it strengthens
the case to say that they do.
Oh, no. Okay, stop.
You know what?
Fuck you, Tarka Carlson, for putting me in a position to go way to go Brit Hume.
What's going on?
It's not often somebody with that accent is saying the right stuff, so that's cool.
That's cool.
You, if you have the richest people in our country desecrating our national symbols and that's
considered a sign of heroism, what does that say about the attitudes of the people doing
it?
Or if you have people saying that America was never a just and good place, I mean, those
are...
Okay, stop.
I just want to point out, I actually watched, I'm sorry to say this, but I watched Tucker
for about seven minutes a night just to see what's going on. It's part of my job.
And this is actually not the worst.
This is not that bad compared to what he usually does.
Usually he's actually more overtly racist than this.
This is sort of dystopian and terrible.
But he's worse.
I would say this is like, they got four out of ten.
Tucker Carlson, not that bad.
Some hostility toward the country, I think. He's worse. I would say this is like they got four out of ten. Not that bad.
Some hostility toward the country, I think.
Well, they're criticism to the country.
Whether they're actual acts of hostility,
I must be permitted to doubt.
Okay, stop.
It must be so weird for Tucker.
He brings it on like, hey,
you want to come on my show? We can talk about how
Democrats and brown people hate this country and don't belong here.
And Britt's like, no.
I'm actually kind of old-fashioned terrible.
I'm what used to be terrible before you started doing this.
He's like Reagan terrible.
No, he's just at the era where you don't say it out loud.
Right, that's right.
He's like, you're fucking up.
You're telling everybody.
So that's all that is.
So that's all that is.
It's too late for me to pretend that I'm like not seeing all this bullshit right now.
I'm just tired of everybody acting like we don't know what's going on.
I think there are people with some profoundly wrong ideas about the direction this country ought to go and that their critique of America as it is is wrong.
But I just don't think it rises to the level of saying they hate our country. I think the word hate
Boy, I hope you're right.
Good comeback, Tucker.
And that's OK Stop.
And now we return
to the Atone Zone.
We as a society owe a heartfelt apology to Britney Spears.
Britney Spears was thrust into the national spotlight as a teenager,
dancing around as a sexy high school girl in her first music video.
When she was 17, she first posed in her underwear in the cover of Rolling Stone.
She had been an A-list celebrity for around five years when things got too much.
Just a few months after a tough divorce, her aunt died of ovarian cancer.
This aunt was one of Britney's closest family members and helped raise her.
She was in and out of drug rehabilitation centers before she shaved her head and attempted to smash the window of a car with an umbrella.
This public meltdown was an obvious mental break
and a sad moment for someone we all knew at the time was struggling with drug abuse,
but we laughed at her struggle and allowed late-night hosts to joke about the episode for years.
We even shamed a young man on YouTube for crying and asking us to leave her alone.
He was right.
For Britney Spears, we atone.
When we come back, we're going to play a game about Trump's poll numbers
don't go anywhere
this is love it or leave it and there's more on the way
and we're back
I love Britney Spears
I wanted to get that on the record
she's great
her Instagram is the shit.
Quinnipiac University,
the Harvard of Hamden, Connecticut, released
a poll this week.
Tough hit. Tough hit.
That wasn't all that keen on Donald Trump.
The poll found that the majority of Americans do not have very
favorable things to say about the racist narcissist
with a 300-word vocabulary currently
occupying a building that used to house American
presidents.
So here's how this works.
I have the answers to this survey, the most common responses.
I'm going to go to our panel one by one.
Each will have three guesses.
Whoever ends up with the most common response by the end will have won the game.
So I will start with Senator Brian Schatz.
What are the most common views voters had when asked about Donald Trump?
Corrupt.
No.
Really?
No.
How many do I get?
We're going to go around three times.
Janelle?
Dumb as bricks.
What did you say?
Dumb as bricks.
Dumb as bricks.
Or some other inanimate object. you don't get it no i'm
not giving it to you i'm sorry i'm gonna say dishonest uh that is the number two response
60 say he is not honest so senator shots back to you idiot no. No stupidity on this chart.
No, sorry guys.
No stupidity on it.
See, that's why we're here right now.
Like, what in the world?
What?
It's not orange.
I hope not.
They're actual human qualities. Stop judging him by the color of his skin.
That's what he does.
I got it.
Content of his character.
Narcissist.
Narcissist. I'm it. Content of his character. Narcissist. Narcissist.
I'm going to give it number seven, not mentally stable.
Crazy.
I'm going to say...
I can't believe stupid ain't number one.
That's crazy.
I already said dishonest.
I think unpresidential.
Number five, not fit to serve as president.
Senator, we're going to go back.
Let's go through it one more time.
This is fun.
I'm having a good time.
Angry.
Senator, I'm giving to you the number one answer.
65% say he is not level-headed.
I'm counting it.
I'm counting it.
You want to go one more time, Janelle?
Immature.
Since it seemed like y'all being polite and shit.
You know what?
I feel like that counts under not mentally stable again.
I'm going to go with poorly dressed.
It's not on there.
The ones we missed are does not share voters' values,
poor leadership skills,
and does not care about average America.
Because he's stupid.
I'm going to give you stupid.
Janelle, you've won the game.
He's a dum-dum.
One last time,
we travel to the Atone Zone.
In her career as a prosecutor,
Marsha Clark won 19 out of 20 murder trials,
including the murder of television actress Rebecca Schaefer.
But from the minute the case started,
the media was focused on her appearance during the OJ trial. She was mocked
for her clothes and her hairstyles. Tabloids published topless photos of her and reported
often on her ongoing custody fight over her two sons. Johnny Carpenter referred to her as hysterical,
and the judge advised the jury not to be distracted by her short skirts. She was called the devil,
and for years afterwards blamed for the loss of the OJ case, being called America's loser
and recently portrayed as a bumbling idiot on Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt and SNL.
Marsha Clark was a civil servant maligned for being a woman and for the clothes she
wore and blamed for being part of a trial in which a wealthy man used all the resources
at his disposal to win.
And so, to Marsha Clark, we atone.
We come back.
We're going to play a game about Serena Williams.
Hey, don't
go anywhere. There's more of Love It or Leave It
coming up.
And we're back!
Serena Williams
is one of the best tennis players of all time,
behind, of course, Mario and the misunderstood
supervillain, Waluigi.
Last weekend,
Serena lost the finals of the US Open
after being penalized a full game by a ref
who didn't like the way she was speaking to him.
Serena spoke to the press after the game and rightly pointed
out that men say and do things much worse on the court all the
time, and the only reason she was penalized so harshly
was because of her gender. Famous potty mouth
John McEnroe agreed with her, saying,
I've said far worse. She's right about the guys being
held to a different standard.
There's no question.
But the media has a hard time coming to terms with the fact that they often treat women differently,
so we thought we'd highlight some famous examples of this
in a game we are calling Women Be Like.
Women Be Like. I don't know.
That's what I was going to call my podcast,
but then I was like, I'm going to call it something good.
Before we get to the game, though,
I did want to talk about the Serena episode
because it was pretty outrageous.
Erin, what did you make of it?
I saw a woman expressing anger in a way that was calm.
She obviously had a lot going on behind the scenes, I saw a woman expressing anger in a way that was like calm.
She obviously had a lot going on behind, you know, behind the scenes, but she was like doing it in a way that was like really measured.
And it sort of reminded me of that feeling that when I was working in corporate America,
like the right before you have to go and like cry in the bathroom feeling,
you know, it's like I, I'm angry.
I'm trying to express why, but nobody hears why I'm
angry. Nobody understands what I'm saying. And so I'm going to go run to the bathroom, like I'm
about to throw up, but instead I'm going to go cry in there. And it just was, I think that the reason
it became such a like zeitgeisty moment is because like every woman knows how that feels. Every
woman. And then like having somebody just react to it like, you're hysterical.
You're crazy.
You're out of control.
Calm down.
That's such a signpost
of being female.
And it sucks,
but it's just what happens
no matter who you are.
Janelle, what'd you think?
This is why sexism
and racism sucks
because if those things
didn't exist,
we wouldn't have to be
looking into
why things happen.
It wouldn't be this whole
discussion. It would be either
was she belligerent or was she not?
But now it's like, because those things exist
it puts a whole new layer of
bullshit on it.
Can I curse on this? I don't know.
Yeah, say whatever.
We're going to get some F-bombs out of
Set Her Shots.
Word.
And then what followed, the hysterics from the men who were like, we think we're going to boycott Serena matches in the future and that cartoon and all that shit.
It just kind of proved what everyone was saying.
It's proof that it's racism and sexism because they didn't even let it lie at the instance.
They didn't even let it lie at the instance.
They then took it into all these other directions,
these disrespectful directions about somebody who is like the best athlete in the world.
You know what I mean?
So she's earned the right to cry.
And she's mad, you know what I mean?
She's earned the right to fight about the ruling.
She's earned the right to cry if she's upset.
When I was watching it, I was watching it thinking,
I can't believe this is happening
and I can't believe how inevitable
it will be that there will be a debate about this
after. That there will be people who argue
that this was
not unfair and not
unreasonable on the part of this judge and on the part
of this sport. And that is to me
what is so frustrating.
Those people still exist. That's what sucks about living.
Well, there's like a tyranny.
I mean, there's also like a tyranny
in like expectations of what it is to be ladylike.
Like the word classy to me is very loaded
because it implies that you're calm.
You are like covered up.
You're not loud or messy in any way.
And I think being loud and being messy
are the best ways to get your point across a lot of the time.
I mean, it also means not black.
That's why they're saying it.
So she's not being classy.
She's saying she's being black.
And then also, like in that cartoon that you mentioned, Janelle,
her opponent, who was Japanese and Haitian,
was depicted as being white and thin.
That's what I'm saying.
It's like way to prove our point.
You know what I mean?
Totally.
And so we will now play a game about the ways
in which men and women have been subject to opposite treatment in similar circumstances.
Would somebody out there like to play the game?
What's your name?
Shelly.
Shelly.
Where are you from, Shelly?
Orange County, the 48th.
Are you from the 48th?
Great.
And you're going to help Harley Ruda win?
Already.
Nice.
Okay.
So I'm going to read you questions.
The panels have multiple choice answers in their hands.
It will be your job to suss out the correct answer.
Shelly, are you ready?
I'm ready.
Question one.
During the 2004 Super Bowl halftime show,
Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake were performing
Rock Your Body as a duet, blissfully unaware
that they were about to enter Nipplegate.
At the end of the song, Timberlake yanked a tear-away
breastplate off of Jackson's outfit, revealing her
breasts, but not actually the nipple. That's specific.
Since that was covered by some kind of weird
futuristic pasty.
They tried to pass it off as a wardrobe malfunction, though
Timberlake did the yanking. His career didn't suffer at all.
What happened to Janet Jackson? Is it A?
She faced a decade
of backlash, CBS and Viacom
angered that the performance cost them.
All future halftime shows essentially blacklisted Jackson,
keeping her music videos off MTV, VH1, and radio stations.
The blacklist spreads to include non-Viacom media entities as well.
Roughly five weeks after the performance, her album is released,
and thanks to the blacklist, underperforms all of her previous work.
Her career has continued to fade ever since,
this despite the fact that the FCC has now admitted that they overreacted in their punishment
of Jackson and last week's discovery that the man behind Janet's black list was none other than Les
Moonves. Yeah, or is it B? The Senate voted to establish a committee to investigate Nipplegate,
and the subsequent Nipplegate hearings ultimately led to the resignation of President Richard M. Nixon.
Or is it C?
After listening to harrowing personal stories from those most affected by the incident,
Jackson said,
I understand the pain I have caused.
Families expected to watch men give one another massive debilitating brain injuries for money, but instead they saw most of a boob. What do you think, Shelly?
It's A.
It is. It's A. You got it.
Question two. JFK suffered from debilitating back pain and a slew of other health problems. He was prone to infection after a risky spinal surgery,
had persistent problems with allergies, along with digestive system issues.
It seems likely he was battling some kind of venereal disease
during the Bay of Pigs invasions.
He took a ton of drugs to treat this stuff.
He took corticosteroid pills, painkillers like procaine,
and a drug cocktail injections from Max Jacobson, a.k.a. Dr. Feelgood.
These injections contained a proprietary blend of vitamins, enzymes,
placenta, tranquilizers, and amphetamines.
Always amphetamines. Don't woo amphetamines.
He is to this day often considered an archetype of virility.
In 2016, when Secretary of State Hillary Clinton came down with walking pneumonia, how did society react? Is it A?
America went to the grocery store to pick out a get well soon card, but didn't feel good about any of the options.
The ones that were supposed to be funny barely made sense,
but the non-funny ones were weirdly formal
and made it seem like the illness was really serious.
Eventually, America just decided to send a text.
Or is it B?
Even before the Clinton campaign disclosed the candidate's illness,
Sean Hannity had devoted airtime to speculating about her health, attempting to paint her as weak and frail, qualities often inside the women as a way of dismissing them.
The far right and some on the far left even used this diagnosis to regurgitate sexist conspiracy theories about her having some sort of neurological disorder, maybe a stroke or MS, with memes and conspiracy videos
popping up all over the internet to prove their point.
Or was it C?
A 113-year-old Dr. Feelgood was summoned.
He ran at sprint speed to her side.
He shot Hillary full of high-grade amphetamines.
Gave himself a little taste, too,
and Hillary and the speed doc spent the next
36 hours writing a screenplay
about a dog
and a veterinarian changing places
called Dog Vet.
I like making people read such stupid things.
What do you think, Shelley?
What's the correct answer?
It's B
A man could get that movie made right now
I would watch it
A man could get that movie green-lighted right now
A man would get that movie made
Les Moonves would sign off
The vet's a man, right?
Alright
People won't like a woman vet. I won't make it.
She's busty.
Maybe a busty vet.
I don't want to watch a movie about a vet I won't fuck.
Oh, by the way,
that's not me pretending.
That's literally from the articles.
Not the vet part, but that sentence.
Yeah.
We got it.
Senator.
Question three.
Question three. In 1988,
Rob Lowe made a sex tape with a 16-year-old.
He agreed to 20 hours, yeah, he agreed to
20 hours of community service to avoid criminal charges
and his career hardly suffered at all.
There are jokes about the sex tape in his 2016
Comedy Central roast. In 2010, Rob Lowe's
buddy, Charlie Sheen, was found guilty of assaulting his wife, but he was
allowed to go to rehab instead of prison, and soon after
he landed the role in the TV series Anger
Management. Tim Allen was arrested for drug trafficking
before he was famous. He got a really lenient
sentence because the judge was, no joke,
impressed by his stand-up. Mark Wahlberg
committed some hate crimes before he was famous, but it's okay
because he forgave himself. In 2001,
when Winona Ryder
was arrested for shoplifting,
what happened to her career?
A.
A jury found Ryder guilty of stealing America's heart
and little women.
She was sentenced to life without parole
in a maximum security prison.
Tough.
Was it B?
The major Hollywood studios warned Ryder
that her career would be placed on hold
until she could commit a more serious crime.
Or was it C?
Her career was non-existent
for over 15 years.
She was a common
late night comedy joke
and she fell into
relative obscurity.
She's only really been
accepted back into
the limelight
thanks to the Netflix hit
Stranger Things
where I haven't seen it
but I think
she fucks an alien.
What do you think, Shelly?
It's C.
It is.
It's C.
You got that right.
And Shelly, you've won the game.
Guys, give it up for Shelly, who's won a parachute gift card.
When we come back, the ran wheel.
Don't go anywhere.
This is Love It or Leave It, and there's more on the way.
And we're back!
Now it's time for the rant wheel.
Here's how it works.
We spin the wheel.
Wherever it lands, we rant about it.
This week on the wheel, we have locks on cinnamon raisin bagels,
senators on Twitter,
Henry Cavill, new iPhones, people focusing on 2020
instead of 2018, Norm Macdonald, Eric Trump, and Paul Ryan's identity politics.
Let's spin the wheel.
It has landed on lox and cream cheese
on cinnamon raisin bagels.
The order
of Cynthia Nixon
who came
almost within 20 points
of
beating Andrew Cuomo who came almost within 20 points of... It's tough.
Of beating Andrew Cuomo
and who may have lost a few votes
by ordering lox and cream cheese
on a cinnamon raisin bagel in New York.
Now, she didn't lose those votes
because it's a bad order.
She lost those votes
because people lack imagination.
There are two kinds of people in this world.
People who think lox and cream cheese
on a cinnamon raisin bagel is gross
and people who have tried it.
Because let me tell you something.
I was born on the Upper East Side of Manhattan.
Don't say stop to me. It's true.
side of Manhattan.
Don't say stop to me.
It's true.
I was raised
surrounded by bagels.
My first
memory is of bagels.
Every day
the morning begins with bagels.
You open the freezer, there are bags
of frozen bagels.
Because sometimes you buy too many bagels
and you freeze them
because you go to the deli and you say give me a dozen
a mix
but there aren't a dozen people to eat the bagels
Yum Kapoor is coming
you know what there's going to be for dinner
there's going to be bagels
so no one tells me how to eat a fucking bagel Yum Kapoor is coming. You know what there's going to be for dinner? There's going to be bagels.
So no one tells me how to eat a fucking bagel.
Love bagels.
And cinnamon raisin bagels with fish on them
is delicious.
Yes.
Cinnamon raisin with tuna is good.
Cinnamon raisin with white fish salad is good. Cinnamon raisin with lox and cream cheese and a slice of tomato is delicious.
And if you see a movie called Delirious starring John Candy and Muriel Hemingway, you will find out that at a key moment in that movie, Muriel Hemingway orders lox and cream cheese on cinnamon toast, which disgusts the chef behind the counter. But it is an
endearing quality for our main character,
because she marches to the beat
of her own drummer.
And she may not seem like
the natural person to play the part
in the weird soap opera world that John
Candy's created in a movie that has
very strange gender roles, which gets to some
of the topic we've been covering tonight. But he loves her because she's great because she's the kind of
person that gets locks on a sweet bread that has raisins in it. And if you tell me that fish and cheese and cinnamon and raisins don't go together.
If that's wrong, I don't want to be right.
Fish and raisins are good.
Spin it again.
It has landed on Norm Macdonald, which was suggested by Janelle. Yeah, I'll take this one.
I'm a comedian, so everybody want to text me about it, as if I know this motherfucker personally.
But I'm a fan of Norm Macdonald, of his comedy.
McDonald of his comedy and it's just upsetting to me that these motherfuckers don't really take into consideration black people like me that already got to explain why I like his folksy
ass bullshit that he does like I think it's hilarious and I've been defending him my whole
life it feels like and then he's gonna come out and do some shit like that so it makes you wonder
if he is really like the minimalist genius that i thought
he was or is he just fucking stupid you know i i'm so glad that's where i'm leaning right now
because that whole interview do y'all know what we're talking about he did an interview he's just
like on the wrong side of every subject they picked out and it's like are you doing a bit but
then also why i felt i know i felt the same way.
I'm sick of defending
Norm Macdonald.
I have such an affinity
for Norm Macdonald's comedy
and to watch him
go into that interview
and say such,
it's,
there is,
I get that there,
this was not a case of,
This is not a case
of someone being avant-garde.
This is a case of being
someone fucking stupid
because, you know,
it is one thing to say
I don't care what people think. I'm going to say what I believe.
It is quite another to be so fucking
inarticulate. To also, even just
in the same breath, compare Louis C.K. to
Roseanne. To talk about them in the
exact same way. Also, to then,
you are a comedian.
You've been doing this your whole life. You are
really going to make fun of Nanette,
which you haven't seen?
What kind of person does this?
I'm going towards stupid now.
Even if that's how you feel, why say it out loud?
I don't understand.
Disappointing.
This is another example of how money makes you
so insulated. He needs to just ride a city bus
for a couple blocks and see
some real people and really know.
He also said he didn't know racism was that bad
until fucking Sasha Baron Cohen
came out like, get the fuck out of here.
But
must be nice.
Let's spin it again.
It has landed on people focusing on 2020 instead of focusing on 2018.
A suggestion from Hawaii's senior senator, Brian Schatz.
So I'll be very brief. Don't do that. Um, uh, it is...
It is... We got about 55 days left,
and it's not just not focusing on 2020.
It's honestly not.
In terms of politics,
don't focus on anything else other than vote-getting.
This is not even the time to talk public policy.
This isn't the time to follow every twist and turn
of the Mueller investigation.
This is the time to knock doors, to make phone calls, to actually get out the vote. That's what we got to be focused on.
Let's save everything else for November. All right, let's end on a high note. The high note
is this. This is it, guys. We are in the home fucking stretch. As Senator Schatz pointed out,
This is it, guys. We are in the home fucking stretch.
As Senator Schatz pointed out, everything of the past two years led to these next eight weeks. All the complaining, all the we're exhausted, all the this isn't normal, all of it.
All the donating, all the volunteering, all the marching, all the protesting.
All of it led to getting people to vote in the next eight weeks.
The primaries are just about done,
if not done completely. I think they are now done. This is it. We have our candidates. We know who is
in these races. We know what we have to do. We need to pick up these seats in the House. We need
to win some seats in the Senate. We need to win up and down the ballot to make sure they can't
gerrymander us into needing to win by 10 fucking points again. So go to votesaveamerica.com. Do
whatever you have to do,
get involved.
All of your tweeting,
all of your worrying about this,
all of feeling like the campaign
of the next last two years never ended,
that you can't believe how much
you've been focusing on the news,
you didn't mean any of it.
You didn't care about any of it.
You don't mean it unless you do something now.
Now is the final eight weeks. Because
if we don't show them, if we don't show Trump that there are people who want to hold him
accountable and enough of us to outvote them and win this House back, he will believe he
has permission and he will be right. If we don't win the House, it won't be because he
thinks no one will hold him accountable. It is because he will be right. If we don't win the House, it won't be because he thinks no one
will hold him accountable. It is because he
will be correct. And that is why
this election is the most important midterm election
in our lifetimes and that is why everyone
has to do everything they can.
It starts right now.
That is our show. I want to thank Senator Brian
Schatz. I want to thank Janelle James.
I want to thank Aaron Ryan. I want to thank the
El Rey. Thank you all for coming out and have a great night. Love it or leave it, it's love it or leave it