Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - A Deep Dive Into The History Of Japan (ft. Large)

Episode Date: April 13, 2023

On today’s episode the guys are all in the studio with special guest Large. They discuss vaping, AI generated content, breeding animals, donating your sperm, drinking with your kids, and much more. Plus the guys discuss the history and culture of Japan. (00:00:00) Intro (Trivia) (00:08:56) Vaping (00:14:27) Afrodiziakas (00:25:00) Homeless People (00:24:54) Hasbulla (00:28:07) Flying (00:33:36) Elon Musk & Twitter (00:41:16) AI (00:46:55) Breeding animals (01:02:18) Sperm donor (01:29:02) Condoms (01:33:43) Japan (02:47:31) Diaries (02:53:41) Vacations (02:56:39) Drinking with your kids (03:18:31) VoicemailsYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

Hey, macrodosing listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. Did you all see Dollar Dog Night last night at the Phillies game? Dollar Dog Night. This sounds, I love the sound of this. It was Dollar Hot Dogs, obviously. The lines were crazy long, and then people were just like having, they were pelting each other in the crowd with them. With the hot dogs?

Yeah. That's a sausage fest. That's good, Billy. So I do this trivia league Not the dozen I'm not very good at it I get my ass kicked all the time But they had a one day contest

With 12 questions And let me just give it to the room real quick All right, let's do it 2018 NFL draft After being selected 10th overall This quarterback famously declared That there were nine mistakes made ahead of them Including in those nine mistakes

Were quarterbacks Baker Mayfield Sam Darnold and Josh Allen Since Lamar Jack Since his selection in the draft draft due to his poor play. He has played on seven teams with little starter. Josh Rosen.

Yes. I forgot. He's an atheist. Yes. I forgot about it. He's actually my cousin. Is he really? Is he like your real cousin?

His mom and my mom grew up together. So no, he's not your cousin? Did they grow up together like in the same house? On the same island. So no. And everyone's related. Okay. So no, he's not your cousin.

That sounds. 2007 season, the Giants went on a deep playoff run in large part. due to their defensive line. Which Giants defensive end tied for the single season sack record retired after winning Super Bowl? Michael Strayhan.

That's a silly question. That's an easy one. Super Bowl brothers, Ravens, 49ers, what are the coaches? Our ball. Yes. Which defensive coordinator

was suspended indefinitely for his role in the New York Greg Roman. New Orleans Saints bounty scandal. Wrong. No. Oh, it was,

it was, what's his name's brother? Rex Ryan's brother. Wasn't it? Nope. It's not Greg Roman? It's not. Oh, wasn't it the, is it? Dr. Heat? Yeah, but what's his name? Uh, fuck. Oh, shit. Is it Greg something? Yeah. Yeah, it's Greg. Greg. It's Dr. Heet. Yeah. Browns. It's Greg Williams. Yeah. I see you with the Googles. All right. Complete the following sentence by Marshawn Lynch. leading up to the Super Bowl I'm just here so I won't get fined

Yep Don't get fined But they gave you I'm just here so I don't I gave the full sentence Early 2000s was But you were wrong with the full sentence I'm just here so I don't get fine

That's what I said You said won't Yeah Yeah you said won't Yeah when you get the full sentence I can't recall I don't recall but I don't think that's accurate Okay we'll run the tapeback

The early 2000s was Golden Era for Running Backs which Kansas City player broke the record for total touchdowns. Jamal Charles. Total touchdowns by a running back in a season 2003. Priests Holmes. Oh. Yes, Priest Holmes. And then 2019, which player threw for 30 touchdowns and 30 interceptions?

James Winston. Yeah. So what is this? It's just, I'm in a trivia league where it's just like, they ask me five questions every day. And you're not allowed to, it's like honor system. You're not allowed to look up the answers or Google anything. And then you just have a full day to answer them. and they're pretty difficult questions

if I get like three out of I don't know it's yeah it's five I think it might be six if I get three yeah it's six if I get three out of six right

on a given day I'm like that's pretty good but these are very easy this was like a one day NFL special that it was the only man to survive both Nagasaki and Hiroshima

oh I know this it's a it's a random dude I didn't know you don't no I watch this on history channel and this is my point and this is my point of this fucking podcast you know all that worthless shit.

Yeah. This guy survived. What do you mean worthless? No, I'm just saying. It was worth it just now. Atomic bomb dropped. That's why I have a job. He got on a fucking train,

went to another place and another atomic bomb drop. That's so fucking crazy. That is. Mr. Bean. I don't remember his name, but I watched some history channel. Sutomo Yamagachi.

Yeah. I mean, you could have made it up, but yeah. He survived the radiation from both of them? Yeah, so he was just on, so I guess the blast radius was like six miles. So he was like on the sixth mile. of like both things he actually lived like 93 died of stomach cancer but um but imagine that like

you and he's a marine engineer yeah nobody could fucking like i just sometimes when i do this like i didn't know that guy i would have to my grave not know who this fucking guy is yeah what does somebody have to do for you to remember their fucking name jesus that's that like you're like all that's easy he's on good modern america this motherfucker survived two atomic bombs he must have been just like that's late he must have thought it had something to do with him how is there not a movie about this yet that's what i'm saying yeah yeah I did he probably has PTSD but I wonder if he has PTSD from like one of the bombs more so than the other when I was in high school our our coach I think he was in nom and so like there was these like dump trucks

right behind our practice facilities and every now and then they were like boom boom they would like make noises and shit and he would like jump like crazy and like one time like we didn't know at first right and so we like laugh at him and then he's like you motherfuckers you don't know why that is And then he told us the story. And I was like, God damn. Okay. It makes sense. A friend of ours that we met on the internet, Clue Haywood, I got to hang out with him

when I was in Arizona. His dad is a Vietnam veteran. And so he took his dad back to Vietnam a few years ago to just like walk. Apparently this is a pretty common thing to do for Vietnam vets is they'll go back and they'll walk around the country and see some of the places that they saw when they were there. And the tour guy that was leading them around had them walk down this path. And then a guy like just jumped down. out of one of the holes in the ground.

One of the old holes that the Viet Cong used to just chill in and wait. Jumped out of the holes just to spook him. And he almost flipped his shit on the guy. Bruh, I would have left. That's goofy as shit. Yeah. What the fuck? And the picture is so funny because the guys are poking his head out and smiling.

Yeah. That's silly, though. I actually went on a whole internet rabbit hole about those tunnels and the guys who had to go clear the tunnels. And it sounds like the scariest shit ever. Oh, yeah. Tunneling in general. Tunnels. World War one.

You can only bring a handgun and a flashlight. Yeah. Heights and small compressed places underground, two phobias. Like, when you see those videos of those guys spulunking, like going into caves, like that story, that one guy who got stuck in a crack for 24 hours, and they couldn't get him out. And then his brother was there, and he had to, like, they tried to get him out, but, like, they couldn't, like, and he died upside down between two rocks. Yep.

That terrifies me. They say that if you have a fear of enclosed spaces, you shouldn't go up in an airplane. Like if you're, let me give some context to this. If it's an F-18, you should not go up because it's not the fear of heights. It's the fear of enclosed spaces that'll get you up there. I just got a physical last week, large. Did it? And so we're on track.

I passed. That's awesome. Best of physical? Well, I told the doctor. I was like, hey, I'm healthy. He's like, yeah, you look healthy. Okay. I'll sign off.

They took my blood pressure. Okay. You big time. You get your T levels tested? I did not. I'm not going to spread who, but there's a Barstall employee who recently got his T-levels done, and they're atrocious, and you'll never guess who it is. Does that mean they're low? Like, yeah, 300.

Like, I think the limit's 250 before they start replacing your hormones. This is a HIPAA violation right now, Billy. Yeah, but he told me. Yes. Okay, well, I'm not. He told Billy off air during something, and then Billy brought it up on air. So I don't know if it's making it into the recording of what that was on, but it's, it's atrocious. I actually am going to have them on an extra dose and we're going to talk about how to maximize his tea.

Are you sure it's not you? No, no, my tea levels are amazing. Okay. What are your tea level? They're close to 900. Is that good? Not to brag. Look, look.

I got some tea. Hey, I take my vitamin D every day, probiotics. I got a whole stack. Okay. So we're going to hopefully help this guy. All right. I would love to see that, Billy. Thanks, thanks for not violating his medical confidentiality.

I'm not a doctor. I'm not a lawyer, but. I think as long as you don't tell anybody else, it's not HIPAA. You literally just told like a million people. Hundreds of thousands of people. Right, right. But this person told me. Yeah.

So then it's HIPAA. I'm just, you can spread that. You're just the liaison. I'm just here. This is the Michael Scott. It was on company property with company property. So double jeopardy. Yeah.

Just saying. Also, there's a, I think, probably a legal precedent that says that a reasonable person would have an expectation of privacy telling billy a secret you should not have a lot is fair don't have a reasonable expectation of it was not live in the in the spirit of our podcast family he's the guy right there but i think everybody has somebody in their family whereas like if you don't want this to get out you can't tell them oh yeah yeah everybody everybody my family knows it's my mother and she just

she knows it everybody knows it she's just a gossiping ass chatty patty yeah you gotta you gotta keep your cards close to the vest around certain people

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Oh, yeah. No, I'm going to do that from my house. I agree it. Yeah, it's like a late-night stream, but Trent is, uh, he's been trying to improve his golf game. He finally broke 100. Hey. Now he's trying to break 90.

It's tough task. And they put him in the new video game. Oh, really? Okay video game. That's fire. All the four play guys are in there. That's dope. But people are playing with Trent trying to break 90 as Trent.

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Arian is in the studio. Flew in yesterday. Yes, yesterday. Got in yesterday. We also have large recurring gas. My dog. Large in the studio. Thanks for having me back.

Yeah, of course. I'm going to talk to you about some Japanese history today. Yeah. I'm excited to get into that. I'm three-chi every night, by the way. Every night? Yeah, I go to sleep with three-ch. It's so good to fall asleep, right?

So I'm 51 and be 52 this year, and I've never been a vape guy. So I started doing the gummies, and it just takes too long. Like, you know, and I'm fat, so there's never, like, a set time. So now I'm a vape guy every night out my bathroom window like I'm a kid. Love it. Yeah. Do you keep that from the family? Delta 9-0, just from the kids.

Yeah, smart. recently saw a I didn't read the full article but I saw a study from a science outlet that I followed that said vaping has been linked to cardiac arrest in like 30 and 40 year olds and so like there's been like an influx of those

and vaping has been loosely linked to it probably the nicotine vapes nothing that three chew so Billy just right away goes to why yeah if that's the case then this is a great case study here at barcel sports we'd have people like 30 year olds vaping yeah that's basically everybody that works here yeah like that i don't know i didn't read the full article

not that interested but it just shook me i was at my bodega this morning i was buying some green tea and uh i went up to the guy and the guy's always trying to sell me on cratum because i ask about cratim so like who comes in and buys it's crate them it's it's basically like CBD for heroin okay kind of yeah it's like it's a plant and you can get an extract from it and some people swear by Joe Rogan's a big cratim fan i don't i kb too right was kb yeah he was addicted he was heavily he's a case study of why cratum shouldn't be i mean apparently people coming in by a ton of it and they're just like like they're coming in itching like they're an addict yeah low key they have the uh freedom they have the

they have the the grinded up plant or whatever k or c uh k r a t o m yeah the the the pills that have the the flour whatever they make out of it Joe Rogan does that And he talks about how you take it And you get like a little buzz You continue on your day They also have the extract Which I tried one time

Actually a couple times And it does feel like you're on a pain pill And so yeah I had it And I was like this This is dangerous If you can just buy this at a gas station Because it feels like I'm taking opiate And then I took it again when I was

I think it was after I had a kidney stone And I was trying to get rid of some of the pain large how are your how are your kidneys doing how's your penis penis is good yeah they took the the thing out the stint whatever it was and i taped it i i i was laying down the the angle my wife had hid her phone she was in the room with me for some reason and you could just seem like my soft white underbelly and then that paper thing over it and the guy go in and pull it out like a strand of spaghetti and you hear me have this like low like uh oh oh like one of the Not like a high-pitched bitchy thing, but like that, uh-oh.

Did you nut? No, no, no. So, and it, you know, they pulled it out. It's fucking ridiculous. And he gave it to me, and I made it into a little friendship bracelet. It's honestly, it's this big. Like, I thought it was a stint when he said it. I thought the stint that was going to keep it open.

It was like one of those little ones, you know, but it was a big, long piece of, and you had kidney stones, is why you had to do this? Yeah, the kidney stone. It blocked my right kidney, and so nothing was going. And I only had the one kidney, so they had the one kidney. had to go in right away and go get it. You know, they couldn't like do the lithotropsy or anything like that.

And so when they were in there, they had to put a stint in to keep it open, yeah. The worst pain in my life. And I have gout too. I'm a fucking mess. But, you know, the worst pain in my life was that kidney.

When it went on me, who's bad. So when they, when they remove things from your body, that is apparently like a sensation that more people pass out from a procedure like that than most other procedures. So I had, I had a pen actually,

two pins in my middle finger, and when they pulled that out, the sensation of something exiting your body is such like a crazy, you can't even really describe it, but it just makes you super lightheaded. I've heard that obviously, like, with that type of, that's probably like a million times worse. I think when you pass one, particularly like when you pass one, there's like a euphoric feeling that you can never chase, like you can chase it for the rest of your life and you're not going to get it. Like sometimes you get the brain freeze from ice cream.

Oh, yeah. Like right after the brain freeze, there's that euphoria when the brain freeze goes away. And I've been chasing that for decades, too. I can't seem to get that. Well, pain and pleasure are really close together. Yeah. Like, I like, like, when you, I mean, you've ever had like a, you know, when you urinate and it feels really good sometimes. It was pretty close to take a big shit.

Yeah. Yeah. When I had the hives, the tour it all, when I went away in a second, that was euphoric. Yeah. Instant relief. Yeah. I had something crazy happen the other day Yeah, what, Billy?

Wait, I forgot to tell the end of the story We were talking about vapes Yeah Yeah, so then he was trying to sell me on these Vapes that make you horny Did you get some? I'll get them on my way home today You should pick up some horny vapes

I was like literally he was like one for men One for women Have you all seen the horny chocolate on TikTok? Oh shit Oh, you haven't It's this some brand that you tag us It's like an aphrodisiac And you're supposed to

split it and each person takes one and then like you just want to bang apparently our aphrodisiacs real like I've heard a lot of like oysters and shit but yeah this is really actually for real I think science behind it yeah I think there's some science behind it it might increase blood flow oysters part of it oysters

is just because of high level of zinc which is good for testosterone basically all the aphrodisiacs that are like foods are just high in different amino acids or minerals that you can supplement for I just thought an oyster was because it was kind of like a genital

no that's rocky mountain oysters got it got it uh tomatoes they're an aphrodisiac as well see what I'm saying like there's so many I've heard of and it's just like a whole bunch of you just go through a day randomly regularly and just have like seven different aphrodisiacs

and I've never felt any kind of like I love oysters and I've never ate oysters and been like hey yo you know I mean I agree I agree oysters are when you eat them they're it's the opposite of horny, whatever that sensation is. You're swalling like a big booger. You got to eat a lot of East Coast

cold water, big oysters, like blue points. How many oysters are we talking? We're talking about a dozen. Before sundress season starts to rear its head. Maybe it's just because people eat oysters when it's nice outside. That's what I'm saying. Is it actually science?

When you eat this, this increases the libido, would it be? Yeah. I'm sure there is. I'm sure there have been some studies. ginseng is a big one yeah and then rhino horn is just keratin so it's just what your nails are you mean like the horn of a rhino yeah that's why that's what they're doing with rhino horns they're grinding them up and no seriously that's why I don't know it's just wow shark fin soup is the same way yeah yeah I think that's probably an aphrodisiac snake heart

I actually believe works I think these are just things that are cool to eat so you eat them and you feel like a man afterwards. Yeah. I just ate the devil. Yeah, of course I'm going to fuck. Yeah. How many oysters can you put down? Like, you say it doesn't.

I don't think that's a lot. Yeah. Oh, people can't. Adam Richmond was just on part of my take. He said he ate, he ate 180 oysters. That's the one sitting? Yeah. That's the Acme oyster thing.

Did you ask him about the Aphrodisiac aspect of it? No, he said that he, there was a woman that he was hanging out with later on that night. And a guy came up to him because he had seen Adam Richmond and do the challenge and was like, be careful, this guy just ate 180 oysters. He's probably horny as shit. I think that's, there's probably a lot of diminishing returns on that where if you eat 100 oysters, it probably makes you very unhorney.

But maybe if he cancels out, though. I think I could, I could sit down and eat 30 oysters if I had to. Oh, I could wash. I think if they was out of the shell, you know what I mean? I think that's, that's the thing. It gets to the point where you get tired of like dressing it. Yeah. I don't think you can eat them out of the shell, though, because if I gave you, like,

let's say you said, I could do 50 hours. a shell so it just gave them to you in a fucking bucket yeah i don't like i couldn't tackle that i need like something to break it up i saw the acme oyster challenge when i was in norleans and uh i don't know if i could do that much but i think i could do like maybe 100 120 damn you know i think so i just looked it up um a single oyster the meat of the oyster is about less than an ounce it might be like point three ounce right yeah it's real small so if you know what i mean like if you get it all together it's just almost like a bucket of phlegm you know what That's the individuality.

It's also a little more liquidy. So it's like about, that's probably about 60 ounces of oyster, which like compared to a steak, a 60 ounce steak. Right. Like. Yeah. You don't have to chew them. That's good. A lot of times.

Oastasas without tobacco sauce, though. A little tobacco sauce. I need it. No. Cocktail. With horse radish? Oysters too. I've never had it with oysters.

It's good. I thought that was just for the shrimp because usually it comes like in a platter or whatever. Yeah. No, it's for. Damn. I didn't know that was for oysters. You've been like, don't. That sauce is not.

For sure. That's strip sauce. Yeah. It's really good on oysters. I also like just a squirt of lemon and then put some of the horseradish on there. See, I've never done horse radish. It's good. When I was little, I tried horseradish. It almost threw up and so I have never tried this since.

I love horse rash. It is good. That's wasabi, right? Blast your nose. It's wasabi? Well, wasabi is, yeah, from a horse radish root. It's a little bit different. Oh, I love wasabi.

Yeah. There's a restaurant in Indianapolis called St. Elmo. See that? And they grind their own fresh horseradish. and you can see them in there. They're wearing like the double carbon filter masks because if you're breathing in as you're grinding that shit,

it burns your lungs out. Like it's rare. And that, that I'd only been there once. It is the high test horse rat. It's like the stuff that we get is stepped on shit. Yeah. It's a real deal will burn you out.

It'll blow out your whole sinus. Yeah. We go there for the combine every year. And so every time we're in Indy, we have one of those shrimp cocktails. And it does clear you out immediately. It's strong shit. It's unlike any other cocktail sauce

that you've ever had. I didn't know that they grinded their own. I just assumed that they bought it from somewhere. Indie's a weird place to just order shrimp, too. It's like probably the farthest away from any body of water in America. No, I'm sitting by the lakes, eh? Yeah, the Great Lakes, but there's no shrimp in the Great Lakes. That's true.

I wouldn't know. I'm not going in that mother. Yeah, they got like Haddock or whatever up there. Perch. A lot of perch in the Great Lakes. Yeah. Look at Maddie with the one-offs today. Okay.

I eat a lot of friends. Um, so before we get into Japan discussion, I, uh, the other day I was walking down Sixth Avenue in the morning, right? What a way to start a story. I'm excited about this. And there's, you know, a lot of people at Sixth Avenue. It's about, I don't know, 11 o'clock in the morning. Pretty crowded. People walking by left and right.

And, uh, there's this woman that's walking towards me on Sixth Avenue. And she's got a nice roller suitcase. She's a little bit on the older. So I would say probably maybe 60 years old, something like that. she's got pretty bad wig on but it's you know she's a relatively normal looking person besides the wig and there's a guy that walks past me towards this towards this woman and as she's got I don't know like a newspaper in her hand her roll her suitcase in the other and as this guy is passing this woman he takes five dollars out of his wallet and he just stops and he just

hands it to her and he's like here you go and the woman just stops and looks at it and the guy just keeps walking and the woman's so confused and puzzled she's like looking at him looking at the money trying to figure out what just went on this poor woman got mistaken for a homeless person just because she was walking down the street and she had bad hair at the time and i felt i felt so bad for her i've done that before you have yeah you've given money to somebody that wasn't homeless yeah this dude was was uh he was standing at a stoplight he was just waiting for her to change and uh we I pulled up and I always tried to make the point to give the money. It's just how I feel.

And so I gave him a 20 and then he looks at it. He goes, he's like, I'm not homeless, but I'll take it. He said, I just came from work, bro, and I was like, shit. Oh, man. I mean, he was like, he was like, it's 20. I don't care. I was like, I was like, enjoy it, man. Do you want to hear something kind of funny that was occurring around here with homeless people?

I think, Big T, did we talk about this? I'm not familiar. There was a couple, there was a couple people. I'm not spoken about whatever this is. You know what I'm talking about. So. So there was a couple of people with signs and roller bags who had ended up around this area. Penn Station probably had just came from the airport, but they're saying just left Ukraine, need to buy a ticket.

Yeah. You remember seeing those signs, right? So they were getting a lot of money from people on the street. Anyway, did you notice the. other homeless people who said that they were also from Ukraine who were putting signs up because they saw how well the Ukrainian refugees were doing. It's the new scam? Yeah.

But so you had people who are definitely not Ukrainian saying just got away from Ukraine, please donate. I'm okay with that, though. Yeah, whatever the new trend is. Whatever's making money. It's getting out of you. It's marketing. Yeah, right? Saw what was working.

Yeah, it's marketing. Because if you're at that point in your life, it's like, you guys got to do what you got to do. Yeah. don't even bother me yeah i did see a sign one time uh this dude was like i'm not gonna lie i just want beer i gave him money respect my favorite one i saw a guy in nashville one time his sign said uh need money to rebuild Jurassic park i said you know what i'll give you i'll give you a couple dollars i like that there was a woman that was always on the corner next to my house uh when i was in austin and she had one leg and she was on crutches and she would hold up a sign all the time

that just said on my last leg and people People absolutely love that. If you make me laugh, if you provide me a service, I'm willing to pay for that. Yeah. What about this one? I bet you a dollar you can't hit me with a penny. I saw that a bunch in Austin, too. That's a good one.

Yeah. I like that one. What was that, Billy? What were you going to say? No, I was, we had a homeless guy who just would run up to people and yelling. You could tell that he was a little bit of like a schizophrenic. And he just yell up and yell for cigarettes. And then as soon as you got a cigarette and started smoking.

he'd like chill the fuck out that's cool people know this guy in a north jersey yeah i i used to always like it when they'd have a homeless person would have a dog with them that's a good strategy too have a real cute dog that just follows you around that one doesn't work with me yeah i know it doesn't but most people see that and they're like oh well i'm buying dog food i'm not buying human food so i feel good about doing any money yeah wild though oh my god there was another dude that had a dog a cat and a rat and he had trained these animals to just chill and coexist with each other so the dog would be laying down there's a pit bull i think or some sort of mix and then the cat would be lying on top of the dog on its back and then the rat would be

lying on top of the cat's back i don't know how he trained these animals to do that beautiful the dude is yeah it is the guys like obviously very skilled that animal handling um and so i would just give that guy money all the time did you see that um there was that there's a story of like there was some dude who was like a animal he abused animals and it got out in his little town and the whole town went to his house like it was like a hundred people outside of his house like demanding action because he like hit dog or hit a dog or whatever like a video came out of him yeah somebody somebody sent me he was like I like I like dogs but this is kind of wild yeah yeah it hasbula pretty hard yeah oh yeah don't fuck with cats yeah

rule number one of the internet Yeah. Yeah. Don't fuck with cat. I think he talked his way out of it. What do you say? I couldn't really get it. But I think he said, you know, I love my animals more than I love anybody here.

Like, he'd said that at almost press conferences. And when you look back on it, I don't think he punches too hard, Hasble. I don't mean to judge or something like that. So I think like a little this might not have been that bad. But, yeah, so I think he's not canceled. Very close, though. Well, he was pulling its ears. To his credit.

It was a little, he was punishing the cat. What did the cat do? We don't know. There was rumors that he broke Ramadan. The cat broke Ramadan? Yeah. He got nobody. I saw that on comment guy section.

Okay. So somebody was making a joke. I don't know. I don't know, but I was trying to figure out myself and that. It occurred at several places. The cat broke Ramadan. The cat was eating during the day, apparently. She feared Azbullah.

He might love the cat more than he loves other people because that's how Hasbula treats everyone he just he sees somebody just punches him in the face yeah he's very physical yeah he's a physical man and you get hit by his bull and you're like oh that's cute and then he hits his cat his cat's probably like oh uh that's adorable look at this little oh he's the little guy yeah yeah have you seen him on mike tyson's podcast no oh yeah he thought that his bully was a child yeah so he's like he's like come here man he's like he's like and he hates Yeah, but it's Mike Tyson I know, what can you do, yeah

He hates being lifted up Yeah, didn't Caleb lift him up? Like Caleb, it told me that he was I don't know if I'm blowing up Caleb's spot But I think he was very nasty to Caleb Like even like joking around I think he might have stuck him with a pin or something like that I think he is a little bit of a physical dude

Yeah But again like I think if you spend your whole life Having people just kind of pick you up And treat you like a Teddy Ruxman You just start to get physical Yeah You took it out on his cap He carries a lot of knives.

You ever see the videos? He's just out on the street and he just like whips out a knife. He's definitely killed somebody before, right? Somebody's small. In their sleep? You know, we did Rough and Rowdy. I'm a licensed referee now, I told you.

So it was outside of West Virginia. We're doing it in Providence. And so they said, even though I'm only licensed in West Virginia, I'm allowed to do one fight in Providence. But they wanted it to be like a smaller, fight and so they had me do the midgets like they did it like literally it was you know they're like so they had me and they're with the dwarfs yeah you look a little bit too literal you look huge yeah there's a big dichotomy between us how tall are you large six five yeah must be nice

yeah that's too too uh big to fly yeah yeah so your head wouldn't fit inside the cockpit yeah thank god yeah i'm out on that and big cat was too tall wasn't too heavy i got to make that distinction i so i talked to the i talked to the guy at the blue angels yeah Big Cat is too heavy to fly, but he could lose that weight. Yes, I couldn't. Yeah. Yeah. But you can't lose the height.

You can't shake an inches. Is this in a certain claim? In the F-18, yeah. What's the weight restriction? I think it's 230. 235. 235, yeah. So I don't know what Big Cat's at right now, but if he's above 235, he could get down there a week or two.

What is the F-18? It's a Hornet. Top-gun. Top-gun. It's what Tom Cruise flew in Top-gun. Oh, yeah. on those newer ones. The F-14 Yep

was the one where he hijacked on the on the Enmead territory. Look at me. Yep, the Tomcat. Boom. The two-seater, yeah. I think they weigh you with your gear

like with your flight suit on too. So I would have hated for Big Cat to get down at 235 then all of a sudden put on a flight suit and his shoes, yeah, you know what I mean? Also, if something happens to the pilot, there's no chance Big Cat could land a hornet. I've got experience.

I've landed on an aircraft carrier three times. Do you think actually, like if, let's say we're on a 747, yeah, probably goes down and they're like, is there anybody on here like a fly plane? And my guy can, right here. You really think you could? So my strategy on this is, because I've thought about this, I might have even talked about it.

But if they ask that on a 747, I wait. I wait about 30 seconds. If nobody else raises their hand, then I'm like, I'm pretty sure I can do it. I'm very skilled on a simulator. And as long as we're not landing on a, like an aircraft carrier, it's going to be a fully functional airport with a long landing strip. I think that I could. And Chaps wrote a blog about this earlier in the week about how men are delusional.

And they think that they did some study where they played like a three-minute video. And they said, okay, here are the main steps to landing. There's slowing down. There's reducing your altitude. And then there's stopping on the runway. And it was pretty much just basically that. It gave no real instructions. And the vast majority of men that watched it said, yeah, I could land this plane right after that.

They definitely couldn't. Most men can. I think I could do it. I would get up in the cockpit. If I was on the radio with somebody, I could, yeah, I could figure out how to do it. I think I could. You'd have to show them a picture of your setup to convince them. Because they're going to be like the simulator.

Like what, you're just using the keyboard? Do you have a picture? No. I don't have a picture on me. I should have one. You should, yeah. Just in case. That would be more convincing.

If you're like, look at the setup, it's a lot. It's basically the same thing. My control stick is a little bit different than a 747. I've got all these missile buttons. Actually, probably more complicated to do what I do than the 747. I got missile button. So I grab, like, the controller or whatever they call it, the yoke. And I'd be, like, looking for the Amram missile launch button on there.

I can't do this. I need to have, I need to have something. I don't think a 747 is a joystick. 747 is a yoke. Yeah, so it's like a, like a wheel. It's like the two, it's got the two sticks on it that you fly. believe now there's probably pilots listening that are like you know pfd has no idea was talking about you know what i don't think you can land this plane the airbus has a side stick which is like a joystick

that you have on the side kind of like you have an f-16 but i'm pretty sure i i'd say if i was in charge of landing a plane and we're at 30 000 feet we're going i don't know 530 knots whatever and you give me we're like an hour and a half two hours away from landing i think i could get it on the ground I really did now I don't know if I could land it but I could get it on the ground the plane would end up on the ground I'm looking at a 747 cockpit right now I'm I have no ego here I don't know I we're dying if it's up to me but as I'm just scouring over this image you don't think it's time to update this shit this looks oh it looks like a bust doesn't it like it I'm just look like nothing is digital like and maybe that's

better I don't know but it just the buttons look from the 70s that's because it's 747. So most planes that carries more people. Most planes that you fly now are like triple sevens. 77. Yeah. Okay. I'm gonna look at that over. You know, I'm kind of fine with it being, you know how our nuclear codes and stuff are all like

on old technology that just is so old it can't be hacked? Yeah. I'm kind of fine with the planes being like complicated and technical so like not anybody could hijack it. Yeah. You know, like you really got to go to school for it. I agree. Yeah, I'm fine with that. I think at the end of the day, the basics are

same if you're landing a plane you have to put the flaps down you have to reduce speed which controls your altitude to a certain extent and then you just have to just got to put it on the ground just put that fucking bird down i think i could do it it might happen like the f18 it's a very good chance your pilot goes you know something happens to them yeah you'll have to put it down i hope to god there's a chinese weather balloon that's up in the air that day oh that thing so perfect If it flies, it dies, I'm going to knock that shit out. See, this is better, but it still looks a little 80s to me, like, maybe even early 90s. I don't know.

I just feel like, I don't know, man. I've seen a lot of, like, new cars being built, like, and the decks. I just feel like we should start implementing that. You want it more like a Tesla? No, not like a Tesla. Tesas are, I have a Tesla. I've had a test for years since 2017, and I'm not like one of those fuck Elon guys at all costs. Like, so it has nothing to do with him personally.

don't really like him as a human but his cars just aren't built well like they're just not like you're sold it's luxury but it's just not a luxury car i've had luxury cars ain't no luxury car Tesla is just it's like a cheaper version of a luxury car getting in and out is real problem for me me too if I if I if I have like an Uber or a lift that comes and I don't know once a month or something it'll be a Tesla that gets sent out um I just can't get into the car and I can't get out of it's the handle is it sucks well you gotta press it and it's a little goofy but i'm just talking about like manufacturing job like little shit that is just very cheaply made you can tell it's not like quality material that's my biggest issue with it and like everybody who has tess

that i know of that i've had it for years has the same kind of complaints it's more like it that it just feels like a really heavy big go cart that kind of like has little things that go wrong with it all the time what about the the cyber truck they don't it's not even made yet is it yeah they haven't that thing is such a piece it looks so ugly but remember when elon was the only one driving around then he like hit something in l.a yeah and i remember when he was doing the the showcase of it and he like threw a brick at it to show how indestructible was internet movement of all time that's when i saw that i was like elon's a genius he did that as marketing stunt but there's no chance right well i think that a lot of elon fans think that that's what happened

yeah yeah the excuse that came out was that they hit it with a sledgehammer which hit the side of the window pane which compromised the integrity of the window so when they threw just say you didn't get it right you know what this shit is goofy that's a pretty big part of but they hit it with a sledgehammer once on camera yeah okay it's that was like the seventh time they hit it that that truck is just so gross looking it doesn't even know what who who out there is demanding a car like that uh feel on muscles and give it to me for free I'd absolutely take it I would not I'm a Silverado guy yeah I would if Elon gave me a cyber truck I would spit on it I'd spit on I'd just leave it where a major cap but did you did you see Elon hosted a

Twitter space last night or he got interviewed by BBC I saw he was about to do it but I did it what happened it was like it was like over over two million people that tuned in I can only tune it for a little bit it was I don't know basically they were just kind of wasn't really grilling him. There's kind of have a lighthearted conversation about everything about Twitter. All quote-to-quote legacy blue check marks. It's going away on 420. So, again, the silly date to do it.

So that's going away on 420. He's trying to create a little bit of a revenue. They're anticipating like 100 million, I think he said, which isn't a significant amount. How many people are signed up for Twitter right now? I couldn't. Was it 500 million? I couldn't tell you that sounds like a lot in general yeah how many people are the how many different people have accounts on Twitter right now what's their user base ah ooh that does sound like a lot look it up well that may be like they may have that many accounts active users since 22 that's active million monthly active users that's that's way more than I would have and he's expecting that that 25% of them are going to sign up for Twitter blue I don't know what he's expecting uh but he's well I guess the mathematically

then this that's what he said that's what because he asked him what kind of revenue are you looking for for the Twitter blue sign up thing and then he then he started talking about his logic just doesn't make sense to me and this is where he loses well he loses me a lot but when he's when the dude

asked him do you think that having to pay for it kind of negates the purpose of it like there's a lot of news outlets that have came out and said that they're not going to pay for like New York Times said that we're not going to pay for the legacy, the blue thing. And he's like, he just like kind of says, well, news media in general, because the dude's

whole point was like, do you think that will kind of feed into the misinformation aspect of news? Like, this is the point of legacy, or not legacy, of blue checkmarks. And he was like, well, the media is responsible for so much misinformation now. And it's just like, bro, it just doesn't make any sense to me. Like, none of it makes any sense, but more proud to you. I ain't paying for that. You paying for it?

I don't think so. Did you see NPR's quitting Twitter? Yeah. Because they added a little disclaimer under their header. It says government-funded media, which is true. Which is true. But they're like, we can't believe that anyone would undermine our editorial integrity, this, that, and the other. So they claim they're leaving Twitter.

They should have a note. It shouldn't say government-affiliated or state-funded media. It should just say boring. they should just have a mark next to it they are government funded this news comes from a boring national public radio it's a very small amount they get most of their money from the fundraising drive when they're like

it's like channel 13 it's like yeah it's like people and stuff like that it's not actual like you were paying to keep you on no it's a very very small percentage but see and see even that is disingenuous because unless he's implying that it's like propaganda for the state is that what he's is that what he's saying that's the general i think they're they're saying

that i don't know what the purpose of putting that is but i think that's what they're they're saying that like we we reject this insinuation and i i think they should honestly i think that's a good move on their part because that's to me just as an outsider that's what it looks like Elon is insinuating is this is a state if it like a like a like a russian network where it's like this is state propaganda whereas like then you're insinuating like the the station says nothing bad about the state their agenda is it could align with the i think it could be have it could have a you know a venn diagram where they have aligning yeah you know values but to insinuated state it's it to me it sets a silly precedent to do that on a social media network it's definitely anti it's antagonizing

a little bit it's like poking them but i mean again it's npr so i also just notice so new york times has no verification whatsoever on twitter right now like i know like barstool and brands have the gold checkmark. Yeah. They have just nothing. I also think that that, well, he took away their check mark. Oh, I didn't know that. Because, yeah, New York Times said that they were not going to pay for Twitter Blue. And so Elon was like, fine, I'll just take away a checkmark. That's not thinking about that case. He's so ego driven. Like, so accounts like, granted, the New York Times is fake news, but like it's still the New York Times. So is like Obama not going to be verified if he doesn't pay for Twitter Blue? So I think what's going to happen is that

Elon is, he's like scaring people into buying the blue checkmark. And he's going to realize that there is some value in having verified accounts like celebrities being verified to be like, oh, this is the real, the rock. It's not an impersonator or whatever. So I think he's trying to scare people. And then once the rubber hits the road, he's going to leave a lot of those legacy blue check marks up. I think he even said, or somebody from Twitter said that the biggest media companies or entertainment companies are still going to have top 10,000. the top 10,000 are still going to keep their check marks. So who knows?

Who knows? But it's definitely, as we get further and further down the AI rabbit hole, where deep fakes are becoming more and more realistic looking, it's going to, there has to be some way that you can verify that, okay, this came from the real source. Did you listen to the Joe Rogan podcast? I was just going to ask if you saw that. I haven't listened to it, but I saw it.

The one with him and Steve Jobs? It's the one with Joe Rogan and the guy from Sam Altman. Sam from, from, was it Google AI? Yeah, he's the open AI, which is the chat GPT people. Yeah. Yeah. They did a fake podcast that was programmed by chat GPT, and it sounds exactly like Joe Rogan interviewing somebody.

It's crazy. So they had a, I followed his cat who's like a Grammy winning, producing him hip boy. And he made a song, he made a song, a beat, and they used. who's Kanye AI to put a verse on it. It was fucking insane, though. He snapped. It sounded like Kanye. Yeah, he wrote it and sounded like he snapped.

Kanye singing country songs in AI is a big thing on TikTok right now. Really? Yeah. Is it good? Like Kanye singing Zach Brown band songs? Yeah, they're good. So I was talking to an artist last night. This woman paints for a living, right?

She's really talented. And nice. She was, uh, I have this app where it, it's like, AI generated images that comes with like a minute so I could do like pink fluffy unicorn dancing on a rainbow and it'll it'll make a composite of it which is really cool right my kids love it's really dope and I asked her what she thought about it she's like it's theft and I'm like why how's it that they're making it up I was like they're using images from the internet from actual artists as a collection of database as a reference point and I had never thought about it from that aspect before I can't really find a a reason out of that reasoning where it it doesn't exist. unless it has existing artists as reference points to draw from. It's stealing from everybody. Yes. And that in itself, to me, isn't very ethical when you think about it.

Yeah, but counterpoint, you can find some cool stuff. No, I mean, I still, like, look at this fluffy-ass unicorn, bro. It's fucking so cute. Yeah. Last night, during the Timberwolves game, I wanted to find, I wanted to put out a funny picture of a wolf, and so I just Googled Wolf smoking a cigarette. And it came up like first hit on Google Images was this like it looked like it was an AI rendered wolf smoking a cigarette and I tweeted it out and within about five minutes all these other AI art accounts started replying to me being horny about the wolf like I was getting replies from these different avatars that had different animals with like bushy tails and shit being like hey what's up you want to talk I don't know if they were attracted that's not AI those are furries yeah but there were also AI art accounts Huh

Yeah, I think it was both I think there's probably A big overlap there After I was That's a chief sololic That's a great fluffy unicorn Look at that fucking Unicorn

And that's a fake It's not what I mean is it fake It's on your phone It's a deep question It's amazing And it's gorgeous And how can I tell my kids

Not to use this thing When they can make shit like that Yeah It looks like a cotton candy unicorn I want to eat it I went down a An animal sex Rabbit Hole

Now we're talking large. That's a lifestyle. We had the person who had made Deep Throat, a movie Deep Throat. Yep. Okay. His son, the guy is dead. So his son, it's like the 50th anniversary, Deep Throat. They're trying to get into the library Congress and stuff like that because it was such

groundbreaking porn. So we all watched it together and then for Twisted History. I didn't do this as like Boy Scouts. And so the guy came in and he was very, very endearing. It was a good story and whatever. But Linda Lovelace, the star of it, she had done a couple of videos where she had fucked a dog. And it got to the point where we were talking about PTSD.

At the end of her life, Linda Lovelace was unable to say the word dog. So she was like walking by once. She'd be like, get that DOG away from me. And I mean, it kind of goes away from the pink fluffy unicorns. But I'm a week away, I'm a week away from watching Linda Lovelace blow and bang a dog. So that's where I'm at right now. Yeah, yeah. There's a video of this?

Yeah, so Linda Lovelace, you know, who's the star of deep throat. She'd also, her husband was like this real abusive pimp. And so he used to kind of like pimper out. Sammy Davis Jr., you know, banged her a bunch of times and stuff like that. And she had one video out where she's making love to a... Making love is such a nice way to put it. Not to a German Shepherd, the other type of Shepherd is the way he's the Australian? Yeah, a bunch of dudes bang her out, and then she actually made love to a German Shepherd.

Sweet, sweet love. So everyone's seen that video that's gone around, like, oh, my God, this girl from this rival high school, like banged the dog. Everyone's seen it. We've all seen it. We've all seen it. No, in the internet age, in the internet age, do you guys know how do you think I am? Right. I don't think anyone knows what you're talking about.

But when I put this whole thing out, I had a bunch of people reach out to me sending me other videos of other dog fucking videos. So I'm on the list now. So now, yeah, it's not the go-to, isn't it? It is. So there's no, I forget, we did a whole thing on bestiality once, and it differs from state to state. But some of the reasoning is, is that you take advantage of the animal, even though the animal seems like they're enjoying it. Yeah. It'd be the same as like, you know what I mean?

Like taking someone who's like mentally incapacitated and banging them too. The dog can sit. Yeah. Well, with, I mean, certain breeds of dogs, Jersey Jerry, he breeds French bulldogs, right? He does jerk them off. He jerks them off because they can't have sex. They don't, they're not good at having sex. And so it's like turkeys, turkeys, they can't have sex because.

Jersey Jerry, jerks are French bulldogs? Artificial insemination. Yeah, to insininate them. No, I know. But does he actually, he actually strokes him? Yes. Does he? He's got a special glove, I think.

Turkey. In a temperature, we actually, on an extra dose, had a whole conversation about the turkey baster method. Yeah. At home, artificial insemination is actually quite popular and cheaper than actually going to a clinic. And it just requires a turkey baster. and a willing male donor. So, but no, turkeys in general, their breast meat is too big

because they've been, they've been engineered and they've been bred to have, you know, a lot of meat. They can't mount each other. So turkeys, if you buy one in the grocery stores, it's because somebody jacked off a turkey. I'm still not over this. That my guy gives handies to dogs. Should we grab them, have him come in? I don't think he's here today.

I don't think he's in that, though, because I want to hear about it, too. He actually This is how a lot of dogs Strokes him off This is how a lot of dogs are bred, yeah That's what he should have done for a science fair project That's actually what he should do this year Is it legal to

To do this? Well, there's actually people do to horses And that's a whole other thing That's a tall task Yeah That's two hands That's not What does that job pay?

No, they do it to I think a lot I would have to Yeah a lot you'd have i mean nobody's doing that for 30 grand no they're probably also not doing that to horses that aren't very fast a lot of people reached out to me i think they do for freight they're slow horses no no there's a lot of horse girls that you know if they're no i think it's kind of like a juror like someone who wants to do that is the person you shouldn't have doing it

yeah you should want someone who has to do that reluctantly bring your work home with you that's wild though holy shit i think think it's like a lot of like uh equestrians if like the male horses are getting little jumpy infidgety before like a performance do you know this are you just making this shit up no i'm not making this shit up so these little dudes be no horse girls like the equestrians they like because then the horse like is more relaxed the horse likes them there's uh there's a famous case of this guy i want to say he was in washington state mr hans uh oh yeah decades ago i I don't know if it was Mr. Hands or not.

He got fucked. He liked getting, getting fucked by his horse. Yeah, Mr. Hans. He died. And the horse fucked him to death. It punctured is, uh, good. You know, good. It's Mr. Hansen.

It wasn't his first time. Yeah, the, the equest, right? Yeah. They made a movie about him horse. But so that guy, um, the only thing that they got in trouble for was for trespassing. Yeah. I think because they went into somebody else's barn or something like that. So you, to your point, there aren't like, you can fuck somebody else's horse, but you can't

fuck your home? I think they did it and they filmed it on someone else's property. But the door, that was the first time he fucked the horse. He fucked horses before. Here. But that time, the horse cocked punctured his insides. Yo. But he liked it. Mr. Hans. Apparently he loved

yeah, I don't know. I haven't seen the video, but it's a very famous case and they made a movie about it. They made a movie about that. And I think I saw the trailer for the movie and it made it, it was so fucked up. A part of America, I did not know existed. I don't think to, I hate to bring race into it.

No, no, I'm not. I'm not. I'm just saying in general. But if you had to guess what race it was of a guy that got fucked to death by horse. That's probably a white. That's a white. That's a white. We're going to have to wear that one.

Oh, man. Sheep shaggers, the Welsh. The Welsh, yeah. It's all originated on that aisle. I did see this one. What documentary was that? I don't even remember what is about, but there's this country, I think some country in South America where your first

sex capade is with like some animal out in the wild. I think it's like I want to see Brazil or some shit. And so like in this little village like as a young boy that's like your write of passage is the first thing that you fuck is this like sheep or some shit like that. I don't know. Somebody out there knows what I'm talking about. I saw it out. What documentary was this? I'm going to look at it

if you watch the trailer for equis or equis or whatever. called i think i remember it being like um they they they told the story like it was a love story like they were they were on the side of the guy like what a beautiful relationship this guy i i forget but it's um i remember seeing that trailer and being like that's a very fucked up way to interpret what happened to this guy i saw this crazy video of like two like black uh uh like very beautiful black horses uh like black beauty like if you watch it you see that they're two very expensive horses and they're trying to like make them uh you know breed so anyway

the male horse gets trotted out of its uh of its cart you know where they keep it and introduce this lady and the horse is going to mount the lady horse and the lady horse bucks backwards hits the stallion in the face kills it instantly oh shit and that's why they do artificial insemination because they can like the the female horse can kill the male horse strong yeah because if they get if you get like a bucking back kick to the face it's actually like a really crazy video and then literally that's like a million dollar horse that's just dead damn um if you were to breed two people who would it be this this is slippery slope i mean there's you have to look at some people and be like man what if these two we already said it the rock and

dolly pardon what you but that's it for america's king and queen i thought if you had whatever if you mixed eight jeans that little that little humans come out cool as shit probably yeah dolly part and too short where are we talking about four just living man for whatever reason you want you maybe to create a great artist maybe to create like a super athlete serena williams in the rock i think would be oh no maybe rock not the rock you seen bolt oh that'd be a while that would wow yeah yeah this is this is this is what they did with slavery actually this is problematic Shit. Do you have a white person to suggest?

Rob Grankowski. Yeah. Okay, there you are. Yeah. No, I was going to say Rob. Yeah. Thanks. Rob Gruncowski.

And Greta Thurnberg. And Lolo Jones. Yeah. Black, really? Lolo, isn't she a virgin? She was a virgin for a long time. I'm unsure, man. Tim Tebow, Tim Tebow and Lola Jones.

Each for their first time. Make a super. I like that. big girl from Game of Thrones. Brianna of Tartth. Oh, yeah. Torman really liked her too. I had a thing for her.

I'm not going to blah. Oh, yeah. Brianna Tartth and Brock Lesnar. I'd love to just see what came out. That guy that came out with instant instant scholarship to North Dakota State University as a lineman. I think Rob Grunkowski's way more athletic than Brock Lesner. Yeah, no, I'm just thinking about them.

Yeah. I'd love to see Brock Lesner. Go to town on Brianna Tar. Yeah. That's what's going to happen. That's what's going to happen with deep fakes. Yes. There's going to be just...

That can happen right now. Aaron, give me a picture of Brianna-Tarth and Brocklessner. Yeah, people are just going to put out sex tapes. I'm going to do it. Unauthorized sex tapes of people having sex. Well, you know, the Chinese government actually did this. Like, Yao Ming was the product of like an Olympic. That's true.

Are we sure? Let me find the exacts. Okay. I'm not going to say it's definitely not true yet, but I would tread very cautiously if I were you. Yao Ming's parents, I think they were both, like, very good athletes on the Chinese national team. Yeah, they were both Chinese basketball players. Okay. And they, the government said to have a child.

What about Zach and Julie Ertz? That would be a good athlete. Oh, yeah. Isn't she a soccer player? Yeah, they're married. She's like one of the best soccer players in U.S. history. And J.J. Watts' wife. Oh, yeah, yeah.

JJ what his his wife is a is she a national so i know she's a professional that's that's danesby swanson's wife yeah yeah this is uh what's your name it's like sh uh it starts with a s h i j j j wats wife yeah isn't it like wait oh he's gonna get mad at you for this what not knowing his wife's name yeah he gets really mad when people say j j j wats wife oh kela yeah Kayla. Why? Kayla. Yeah, she's...

Like a respect thing. She plays the Chicago Red Stars. Unless she's like into his personal life. But I think like she's an athlete and so when newspapers and stuff would say like JJ Watt and his wife, he would get upset. That's silly, right? You're one of the greatest defensive players of all time. Kalia, Ohai and her husband.

Yeah. I think they would make a fantastic team in terms of a wonderful athlete that they would give birth to. I remember Serena Williams. did date LeVar Erington for a while. And that, that baby would, that baby would jack me up. Like, I was with, I was with, uh, a woman at the time. Nice. And, and, uh, I went to the SPs and, uh, it was my first time seeing

Serena Williams and I was standing with the woman that I was dating. And Serena Williams walked by and it was my first time seeing her. And I was just, Did it was what it was? Caught my attention. And I looked at her and she was like, I mean, yeah. What can I do? Yeah.

She's built different. Yeah, she's built different. Okay, do you want Breed of Tarth like did up or do you want to actually in her armor when I, when I have merged? I guess I prefer in the armor. That's me. Maybe armor from the waist up. Is that too specific? She's a little knock knee.

Yeah. Okay. I'm going to call Jersey Jerry right now. He said that we can try to call. He's in Columbia. Oh, yeah. That's where it was. where the little kid had the sex with his shoe.

So let's see if this works. This might not work. He's in Columbia, Columbia? Yeah. Cocaine Columbia? Yeah. Nice. He's been very excited about this trip.

Yeah. This is a weird ringtone. That's a Columbia ringtone. Yeah. That's like a... I kind of like it. The cartels calling. I like it better than ours.

I don't know if it's going to work. I didn't know there were different ones. So my last AI image that I tried to generate was a 70-style cartels. cartoon depiction of Jesus walking on water. It's pretty cool. Did it work? Yeah. That's pretty good.

It's pretty cool. It looks a little bit like the top left looks like family guy. Yeah, a little bit, yeah. Big T. Yeah. Talk to me. What are we teed off about? I like that shirt, by the way, that you're wearing.

Thank you. It's like a Hawaiian-style Atlanta Brave shirt. It's got the big three. Roosevelt's? Yeah. Great company. in case anyone working there's listening. I love your shirts.

Who are the big three? Are you being serious? Are you joking? We're talking about the 90s? Uh-huh. Okay, so I can't really, I'm standing far away. I'm going to guess that it smolts glavid and ematics. That's correct, yeah.

It's a good shirt, great shirts at Roosevelt. Steve Avery, just completely left out of that equation. Steve Avery, good, not great. Wasn't he? He won a Tsai Young, right? No. I think he might have won a Tsai Young. Big T, I better not be schooling you on

I don't think so I think he made an all-star team I think he had one great year He's a one-time all-star Okay NLCS MVP No Say-Young though No Say-young okay

You gotta be tough for Steve Avery To be able to look himself up online And not find the guy from The Wisconsin murders making a murderer guy Yeah Steve and Avery Yeah 1999 3-193 294 ERA

Pretty good I'm not even see he finished sixth in Syung voting in 91 with a 338 he's not even listed in 93 that must have been one of the other Braves ran away with it but yeah uh I don't think there's anything really uh it's been a good week can I ask you a question oh sorry can I ask you a question well just a little break I was doing the NASCAR thing with spider I was going to ask the ladies Justin Haley is a driver do you know this justin Haley he's 23 year old driver's young kid he just got engaged to his girlfriend and her name is haley modinger so her name's going to be

haley haley haley and you know how like haley can be pronounced and and written in a bunch of different ways yeah hers is the exact same way as his last name h a l e y like so i and so we were talking about it and i was thinking about it out loud for the first time we were just talking about it would you do that like what does she do now like she's going to take his name would you be mackenzie mackenzie you know what I'm saying like you yeah there's actually a decent chance McKinsey's a pretty common last name exactly McKenzie McKenzie for the rest of your life well if you fall in love with a dude I know I don't really want to change my last name

either way because like what's the difference but um I don't know honestly I think it'd be funny like it'd be like a bit like a bit in my life that I'd be like yeah my name's McKenzie McKenzie and I would just like run with it and like make it a joke you could do a lot of work when you're asked to like enter a web form just copy and paste yeah first and last name saves you 20 seconds one of the one of the coaches from last chance you his wife was holly holly holly I think I kind of like it I don't know hellie hell but it's like you say it's and the only reason bring it up is because mackenzie is such popular last name haley haley that would that would just get to me if Kelly Kelly the wrestler oh that's a real person

I don't think that's her government name. It might be. Really? Haley, Haley sounds like a 50s rock song. Yeah, she's, or she's got to be, she's got to be like some kind of artist. That's a fire artist name. Oh, Haley, Haley. I could see, like, a guy hanging out of the back of the 57 Chevy.

Specifically. Singing that song. Yeah. I met Haley, Haley down at the drive-in. We went to the malt shop. I like it. Look, that's your... Oh, this is?

their. Oh, that's them put together. Grand of Tarth mashup. That's amazing that you got that so quickly. Yeah. It happened quicker. You guys are just talking about other things. I apologize. Yeah, you know. Me and AI are here for you. What? Any other nominees for people that you'd like to see have children? Billy, I'm looking at you specifically.

I'm thinking. Aaron Rogers and who'd be the weirdest person for Aaron Rogers? Megan Rapino. if we're just doing athletes? Yeah. Who's Megan Rapino? She's another famous soccer player. She's married to Sue Byrd, right?

And they're having a kid. But obviously, I think they can only use, you know, one person's egg. So I don't know. I wonder how they choose that. I think that depends from couple to couple. Right. Some might just like say 50-50 shot and don't tell us who it is. Oh.

I've also heard some other people, they'll get like a sperm donor from one of their relatives. I don't think, I have no reason to believe that they're doing it in this case, but hypothetically, if Sue Bird had a brother. Oh, like the opposite. Yeah. And then they, they'd take one of Megan Rapino's eggs and then mix it much like you'd stir up a Manhattan.

I couldn't do that, man. So you don't, you couldn't? Nah, bro. How much you think your sperm would go? I bet you we could make some fucking money off Aryan Foster's sperm. Again, man. Again, man. And we're getting problematic B.SK.

Yeah, yeah. He probably knows the guy. He has a glove for it. I have a buddy who went sperm donor. He went sperm donor. He went sperm donor. Yeah. He went jerking off for money.

Yeah, it sounds like he's like going on an adventure. He's turned full last day. Clinic to clinic just letting off. But they just like you fill out a, you know, a form and like certain things get you more money for your, you know, more money for your, for your nut. If you went to school, accolades. Yeah, if you're taller. Athleticism.

No, it's true. If you're taller, your sperm costs more money. I don't know how I know that. I'm just saying. No, I mean, I think a lot of college kids have probably had a moment where they think to themselves, I'm broke as fuck. I'm selling plasma. I'm only getting 20 bucks a donation for it or whatever.

I wonder how much I could get for my sperm. Yeah. And then that's, I think, 50 bucks. Or at least you can get 500 bucks a pop. Oh, up to 500 bucks. have you ever done it um anyway you know what i have to say big t hasn't had any teed offs lately i'm just wondering is big tea happy has done it before a while has he how many times have you done it hold on where's big t's angered john that's what i'm asking did you check the they can look

for me box or they don't have they can't look for me box um now if this is on a podcast they absolutely can't they absolutely can't You know, that sounds like my dad's voice. What is you talking about, gee? No, I haven't done it. If you have a kid in the next two years and it's a liar, there's going to be people looking you up, Billy. I just looked it up.

You have to be at least 5'8, so I'm good. And you have to be between 19 and 38. Tom on, there's a height. Yeah. Requirement. Well, this is for the California Cryo Bank. That's fucked up. They say I'm an old shortness over here.

No, and if you have a bachelor's degree. that seems like a form of discrimination it is how is that legal i don't know according to men's journal if you're white you have to be at least five 10 what the fuck wow yeah no if you can try to have first rounders over here and that don't cut it dude blue eyes even gets you more money well i've got kind of blue eyes maybe they can yeah they're like blue green i say gray green blue gray green short blue gray green i'm no blue eyes yeah but you're unfortunately You're balding. Oh, we got money.

You're bald. I'm sorry. No, that they count that in, too. Each other's genetic. No. No, that's in the checklist. Look up the quiz. You need a filter.

I can honestly. Don't need it. I'm just, Billy just be spritly a brat, whatever just comes to is. Says here that the sperm bank in New York can get $1,500 a month. Oh, shit. Yeah, but you can't jerk off any other time. You can only, you can't have sex and you can't jerk off for, like, four or five days

before donations. Good question, Large. How do you know this, Billy? No, how do they know? They, well, because your amount and retention and, like, you may have enough fluid, but the actual swimmers aren't in it. I could definitely see Billy being like, you know what, I am the total package.

It's my duty as a human being to procreate. Procrate with as many women as possible. Spread and fruit and be, what did Jesus say? BigTee. Go ahead. Similar, yeah. Go forth and multiply. There you go.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Also, you know who did that Jeffrey Epstein? He wanted to create like a super race of Jeffrey Epstein's out there, you know, ranch in New Mexico. Yeah. And that's why he was funding so much Harvard research. Like, I think there was the Epstein, like, branch of Harvard Science Library or something.

He just wants, I think that's his way of saying, I want to live forever. And obviously he didn't. A guy like that wouldn't kill himself, right? Yeah. No way. A guy who wants to live forever, kill himself? Yeah. There's a thing that I read the other day about how you're going to be able to upload your consciousness to a hard drive eventually.

I find that hard to believe. That would be so fucked up if you did that to somebody without their consent. It's like, hey, I was dead for a while. Why did you bring me back to life to live inside your computer? Have you watched Black Mirror? I have, yeah. Have you seen the episode about that? I haven't seen that one.

With John Hemp. How have you not seen all the episodes? It's like one of the best. So there's, I might have seen a thing. So there's the John Ham Christmas one, which is really good. And there's the one where the girl goes to that, like, circus museum thing out in, like, the middle of the desert. Do you know what I'm talking about? Yes, the black girl.

Yeah. Yeah. I haven't seen that one in a long time, but it's something along those lines. Blackmail is quite positive. It was trending the other day and all kind of people were pissed because when you clicked on it, I was like, new season out. And then, no, they were just talking about how there's not a new season. And that sucks. It's a great show.

It's probably one of the greater shows that have been created. The Choose Your Own Adventure thing that came out with on Netflix, that was bad. That was dud. A lot of scope. Yeah. It was awful. I haven't seen it. The one where the person goes to live inside their favorite TV show and the, like, Star Trek that they have.

Oh, I love it. That's similar to this consciousness thing also. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good episode. Yeah. Yeah. I'll transcend it with Johnny Depp. That's probably one of my favorite movies.

Wow, that's a old school movie. I don't know you haven't seen that you're like you know this you don't watch movies I tell you why Jimmy fuck you no I do no you don't I saw ready player one I saw avatar took too long you you needed to see all those I know I did and you just see you need to see transcend that you're like do I need to see Harry Potter I haven't seen it so I don't know people are telling me see Harry Potter now it's like seven of them I have them I have them all bought because my kids like them yeah but I try every time I try to watch the first one I'm like I'm gonna sit down I'm gonna watch this shit finally and I fall

sleep on first everything and I'm not saying like it's putting me to sleep I'm just saying maybe I just happen to watch it when I'm sleepy yeah back I've never I haven't got through episode one I think HBO is making a show that's like yeah just the movies again it's like a gritty reboot I heard they're gonna like make a game of thronesy just people are gonna kill each other the weas is jk rolling involved I think she is yeah there's gonna be a lot of anti-trans stuff let's go yeah it's gonna be problematic baby what are we about to say bill no like they're gonna make How about Harry Potter? No, the Weasleys are going to have an origin in the HBO documentary.

Oh, okay. Who are the Weasleys? Just a bunch of... In the documentary? His comic relief friend. Okay. I need to... Ron's more than that.

What do you mean? I mean, that is his purpose. No, but Fred and they died. Spoiler. Like, come on. They're more than that. You took offense to that, man. No, like, the Weasleys were way more.

They're descendants of Godrick Gryffindore. I don't know like they're not just You seem really You seem really into this He has had this argument before Go off Billy Anyway Since we're talking about

J.K. Rowling Billy where do you stand on on Bud Light? I'm a Coors Light man Through and through I don't discuss Bud Light at all Yeah

In general Enter the equation Nope Did you see the video of like Doos bought the like I don't even know what that vehicle is called

This the big ass wheel Yeah And they bought like $50,000 worth of Bud Light and ran it over a tank it's not a tank is it has like one wheel it's like one big ass wheel I don't know I don't know what did the vehicles I'm not in the cars

or shit or vehicles steamroller steamroller man and it's just like the whole parking lot full but like it's just like they don't understand how marketing works yeah it's goofy it's Nick Adams yes Nick Adams but he's trolling he's not a real human at times at times Nick is very real I don't think And at times he's I think he's an undercover Undercover liberal I thought that for a minute too

I think he's just like playing up He's just trying to be funny Like I don't I don't think he believes Or doesn't believe anything he says He's just doing a bit I think so yeah I'll take that Because when he was on our live show

Like some of his smirks Well I was like come on okay I'm serious Aaron I can't even do that It was that was funny When he read the list of demands Yeah that was funny An all male bag of iminims with myself as a spokesperson.

Kid Rock would also be acceptable. Kid Rock or Tim Tebow would be acceptable replacements. You do that really well. I fade in out. And then sometimes if I start speaking with a British accent, then I just, I get stuck in English. I'm British. I can't do that one. But occasionally, Australia.

When you get in the accent, you can maintain it for a long time. Right. It's hard getting into it. Nye. No, it's very easy. It's very easy, young William. Oh, this is a banger from Nick Adams two hours ago. Epstein didn't kill himself, but Anheuser-Busch did.

Yep. The man, he's an algorithm. That's fucking, Nick Adams is an algorithm unto himself. He plays hits. Kid Rock's shooting up the entire case of Coors Light, or sorry, Bud Light, with an automatic weapon. That was diesel. If you play Valerant, he had a Spectre. No, no, no.

Not a Spectre. What is it called? Kid Rock is in Valorant? No, but the kind of gutty use, I recognize it because it's in, it's in Valorant. I thought Spector meant like a character. No, no, no, it's not even a Spectre. That I'm thinking about it. When it comes to these protests and these boycotts, I got to assume that 99% of normal people have no idea what the fuck is going on with them.

Stinger. It's like, it's a very small amount of people online in their online media brains. In their bubble. in their bubble and they do think that Twitter is real life and so this is like the most important thing to them in the world right now is making sure that Bud Light didn't give a customized can to a trans person it's it's it's a very indicative of you being caught in your algorithm I agree with that 100% and it's not nowhere near that serious and nobody cares like that yeah it's the thing it's like regular people don't care about this stuff now we deal with our own day-to-day stuff

that's way more important. There are some things that make waves that cause real things to happen, but Bud Light is not going to go out of business because you think that they should. Yeah. My favorite is Darren Ravelle actually did this. Remember when Zion Williamson blew out his shoe? Remember in that game? And then the very next day, Darren Ravelle was like, Nike just lost $3 billion in market cap

because Zion Williamson's shoe broke in a nationally televised game. And then, you know, the stock bounces back. like two days later, but they're saying that Bud Light has lost like $4 or $5 billion in market cap, but that's just like the result of a one-day fluctuation of it'll be right back. Stocks down like 5% the past week. Yeah. I mean, which is

not huge. I mean, it was trading around its highs for the year, but so it did give it a little bit of a hiccup, but no matter how transphobic or anything like that, if you think it's a buying opportunity, people start to scoop it up. I mean, that's going to be a end of it. Yeah. And then, and then I think it was

MGT. she had i came across my timeline too that she had bought i think it was like what was some other beer maybe corona i don't know some other than bud light and then somebody underneath them a whole bunch of people were posting when they were advocates of LGBT same kind of marketing and it's just like it's just like goofy it's a goofy thing yeah the uh did you see the lady the marketing lady who's responsible for all of it yeah in her quotes on it like trying to get butt light away from its frat boy like aesthetic and then the pictures came out of her being in like some like thousand-year-old

Harvard frat like come out of a condom right like she has she's like shotgun and beers drinking shots out of a condom like doing all that frat boy shit yeah Harvard people are weird they are skull and bones and that's yeah yeah Harvard people think they're smarter than everybody but it's just they got like like a stamp of approval where they think that they're that much better just because they went to Harvard but the standard of education they get there isn't that much different. Is there anybody specifically that you're talking about? No, no, I know. I know. I know. You know why? Because I went to all these

camps with these football players and then they like we were in the same circuits. They got, they got into Harvard and they're fucking dumbasses. I know they're dumb asses. Just like me. Then they go to Harvard and they come back wearing piquots acting like they're the shit. And it's like, dude, like what the fuck? So it was very specific. It sounds a little personal. Yeah, it's very specific. But you can obviously see

that. Let's say you're a D1. There are extremely smart people that go to Harvard. Right. Right, right. All right. That's one of the... There are a hundred percent, but they're no different than, you know, someone who, like... I don't know. There's a, but, like, this is with the athletes.

I don't, I've never met a Harvard athlete, I don't know. Oh, actually, I have Ryan Fitzpatrick. Do you know for Harvard? Yep, yeah, I'm sure did. He was pretty smart. Yeah, he was a high band recruit. What does that mean? Well, there's different bands in the Ivy League.

So if you're a high band recruit, that means that you have Harvard admission standard grades. So you can get in, like, each... like each class has a certain amount you can get like five like band one recruits and you can get like five band four recruits and like interspers like it's easier for them to recruit you if you have better grades got it so they don't do scholarships but they do have they like a sliding scale of who they will admit their need blind and like basically they give you tons of financial aid depending on your financials i wish i would i think none of them thinking about it i could have gotten into Stanford but I chose not to doubt it so Stanford is one school that I would actually I think I would

have liked to go there yeah because it seems like it's got the perfect mix of like academics are cool good campus athletics are awesome they're so Stanford might be the best all around in terms of like tagger went there when you combine every collegiate sport if you were to give it a rating I would say that yeah Stanford's got to be like at least top 10 right they're usually up there in that it's like the Capital One Cup or whatever it's called. UCLA's up there too, right? Yeah, it's a lot of

Stanford's usually, but they're like football and basketball have been bad for a long time now. Yeah, UCLA boggles me that was why they're so bad. They should be pulling the recruits USC does. I was going to say, though, you went to the Stanford of the South, though.

At least the Stanford of East Tennessee. We'll take that. Yeah, I'll take that. That's facts, man. I did. What about? Got him with flying colors. Actually, I missed my first, I think I said it before, but I missed my first training camp as a freshman. I came, I think it was the last like three days.

And one of the, like my first day on campus, there was a scrimmage and they threw me in there, full pads. Because I missed, the clearinghouse didn't clear my grades because they were investigating a test that I took that they said I cheated on, which I absolutely did. Fuck y'all. And so, wait, you did cheat or you did the test? Absolutely, I cheated. It was some math test that I didn't, I'm not... From high school? High school.

How do they investigate that? Exactly, right? So I... Clearly not well. They don't do a lot of things well in the NCA. So I took a test and here I could already see the clips of being posted. God damn it, Maddie. Oh, this is good.

This is good. So I took some tests. I had to do night school because my first two years in high school, I was not a good student. I was ditching class. I had like a 1.7 and so I had to make up a lot of shit. So I had to go to night school to get the credits. And there was this test. And to my credit, I did all the work, except for this last test, I was like, I'm not doing this shit.

And I don't know how. Oh, I know how they did it. There was a dude who posted something on, like, some chat room who was like, I helped Aaron with a test in his last thing. And I don't know how to fuck they found out, but they ended up finding out. And so they didn't clear it until they investigated. And I was so cool with that teacher. And I was so cool with everybody in class, they was like, of course he did it. And, uh, but I didn't. And so fuck y'all.

got away with one there that dude's a snitch I mean I don't think at that time you knew how powerful the internet was yeah that was that was 2004 so it was like it was just now that was the ASL days you know

age sex location you know what I was those days chat rooms yeah I was doing internet omegal hip hop battles yeah oh yeah like in chat rooms oh yeah just typing out the words

oh what my lyrical skills I was doing that shit so I don't think I don't think to his credit, Max was his name. That just hit me. Play guitar, cool guy. All right, shout out Max.

Shout out Max for getting me in the college. Yeah. Wow. I think I owe him at least a dinner or something. Yeah, or at least one load that he can sell. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. Yeah.

I'm just saying. Whoa. Yeah. I look at Arian now and all I see is load. Oh, those babies. I'm going to buy Anheuser-Busch and Ariens loads. Yeah. wasn't what isn't aren't bud heavies like universally like like bud wiser in the LGBT community

have like been intertwined for a long time i love but i think a lot of a lot of beers like during pride month every single beer is like we're no we're the gayest beer yeah because gay people drink a lot actually yeah like like seriously i've hung out with them they like we need a billy filter bro i'm telling you that he just says what If I sit next to Pat and Joey No more than straight people They're like, I mean, come on I'll tell you what

Billy knows They do party Joey can throw down wine Yeah, I've watched Pat and Joey Throw down a ton of okay You know, hey Google that for me Billy Do gay people drink more than straight people? I'm actually chat CBT

I've asked chat PT some things And there are certain things they won't touch Yeah Because it's problematic That isn't problematic to say I think most gay people would agree with me All right Let's see

Make a proclamation right now We'll put this clip out Gay people I am now asserting that you probably Drink more than straight people No I don't think they drink more But like You just what you just say

Pat put Okay never mind Yeah what you're saying is like Pat and Joey like to party Yes Yeah fact check true I mean the pride parade Is a huge party

Yeah but that's You understand That's a once a year event yes i do i'm not call i'm not saying it negatively i'm it's more of a more is gays or irish yeah i say they're neck and neck because you can't buy you're gay and irish you're yeah so pat you're fat yeah neck and neck nuts the butts um i i i would say like out of all the parades in new york st patrick's day parade and the pride parade probably have the most drinking around it puerto rican day parade gets pretty lit i think every parade like what

What parade is, is there a dry parade, the Thanksgiving Day parade? Thanksgiving's not a huge, drunken parade. It's more children. Yeah. Like, boo. Children should not be at parades. No, they should be at parades. Why?

Because that's who then puts on the parades. They're the most boring parades. I went to Disneyland. Yeah. And they had that little, like, parade is the stupidest shit I've ever been to. Parades are so fun to go to. That's what I'm saying. That's why kids shouldn't be there so that you could drink so you can have fun or time at the parade.

Because dry parades are boring. When I was at the parade, like, I used to love going to parades as a kid. That was like a fun of the party. Yeah. For like Thanksgiving, you see the giant floats. St. Patrick's Day. You hear the pipes for the purposes of. He really loves parades.

Yeah. Billy's a huge parade guy. I would be saying that. They should have their own parades that are boring as fuck. Billy, can you do the ad read real quick? I got to go. Yeah. I got to go take a lead.

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One of the funniest moments just happened. Yeah. You might get out of here? So PFT tries this. He does. He sneaks over. He barely made it up. And knocks a cup to the right, but Kenzie, you know, moves the cup successfully. Big D says, I got to go to and assesses the situation and goes, nope. I didn't.

I wasn't paying attention to what he had to do when he left and then I saw that. And I was like, well, I got to wait. But now I'm leaving. The sperm donors don't take that into account. That shit was fucking hilarious. I'd seen that going too. Large was popping, man. Not much, baby.

You never drank out of a condom? Not recently, I guess. I'm not even suggested though. Have you ever heard the term. Coney Island Whitefish, I've asked people this before. Uh-uh. So I grew up in Coney Island right outside of Coney Island and Brooklyn, and when my uncle used to take me to Coney Island for the cyclone and stuff,

whenever you'd see a used condom in the gutter, sometimes after it rains, it'd be like going down the gutter towards the sewer, and it was called the Coney Island Whitefish. Everyone in Brooklyn knows about Coneyall and Whitefish. It's not a big term afterwards, but a filled condom just thrown in the streets of Coneyall and Whitefish. There's a bar in downtown Brooklyn called Duffs. It's like a rock and roll bar.

I'm not a big rock and roll bag. Homer Simpson. Yeah, yeah, exactly. But it's like more heavy. heavy metalish and they serve with Coneyone whitefish and it's a shot of Jameson inside of unlubricated condom fucking and I'd never seen it anywhere other than in duffs and I hadn't heard the term Coneyon Whitefish since it was a kid that's the only time I've never done it I want to preface with that they're they're not used condoms no no no they crack it up and right you ever uh

how authentic are we getting here you ever uh make a condom water balloon like throw it out a window Yeah, that was so Or you Like drop it on someone's head No, we were like in In college We were throwing them out the dorms On like right not on people below

Because that could be dangerous But right next them And you were definitely throwing them at people No because that would be That would be dangerous Yeah Getting hit with like an aquarium Amount of water

An aquarium amount of water Have you ever filled up a condom with water? An aquarium Not with water I'm calling it Cat I probably could fit seven

seven seven gallons but why was that your reference to the amount of water an aquarium an aquarium amount of water can I have one aquarium of water

there's different size of aquarium 10 get like like freezing it was a lot of water yeah you gave them a hard out I mean water's heavy like I think a washing machine size amount of water

is equivalent to a ton you don't have to convince this The weight of water. It's dangerous. Yeah, no. But in aquarium, you were not filling up condoms with aquarium amount of water. No, 10 gallons, yeah. You put 10 gallons or one condom.

Those condoms fill. I mean, I can't, I remember throwing things this big. And that's like a two gallons. That's like a balloon. Maybe your guys' condoms can't fit that much. Mine can. That's an interesting discussion. What kind of condoms when you did use condoms did you use?

Condoms can hold one to two liters of water. Leaders. Yeah, it's not an aquarium. What's 10 gallons? He said 10 gallons. At best, that's like a giant... What did he say? He said...

I just remember... He said he was throwing aquarium full of water in a condom. He put an aquarium full of water in a condom. Have you ever seen? He just said they can hold a liter. Aquariums have gallons in the gym. There's other sources now that say that it can hold up to a gallon. Okay, that's one.

The things... I think they're only accounting for when it doesn't stretch, like when they push it to I think a gallon is stretching it All I'm saying It was a dangerous amount of water to hit someone from like three stories up Like I know we're getting freaked out about the goddamn aquarium I mean it's the wild claim to make bill It's I mean it was dangerous but when they explode you just like

It would blast people Alright You may be right though I could I could be wrong I've never tried to fill up a condom with water Well because they keep them in the common rooms in those big What kind of columns were there? They were shitty ones that no one would use because everyone was scared that they were going to get someone pregnant.

Which ones where should be... Like the ones that are like the gloat, like the light up condoms, like the ones that are not even square packages, they're in circles. Yeah, like the ones that you just like don't trust. They had a rough rider in my health building that we had in college. The rough riders, you guys know those? They got like the studs on them. Oh, Jesus Christ.

Yeah. And every guy was like, chicks are going to love this. The rib jumps. Yeah. Let's wonder, does that actually work? Does it feel better? Oh, we had female condoms in those bowls. Dental dams.

Those were wild. Those are for, like, lesbian. Yeah. Is it really? Well, they also have female condoms for heterosexual sex, too. Never used one of those. R.P. Patrice O'Neill, he said, Safe sex is a woman's responsibility.

he said he said he said you know my protection is just not AIDS guy he was the best there's a condom that they used to have in our health center that was called the Camono condom all right let's talk Japan Nippon right the ancient that's that's what it was originally called so I know Billy was really excited to to get into Japanese history it's fun fun facts about Japan Japan is a very metal country. Yeah. Very metal. So where do you want to start, Billy?

I'll let you choose your own adventure. I don't know. Yeah, I'm going to start. Yeah. So what happened to me is when I started doing Twisted, right? Doing Twisted, I had no interest in Japanese culture beforehand. I wasn't outside of the food, I should say. I've always been a big Japanese food guy.

So I'd never leave chopsticks stuck in rice because I knew it kind of like symbolized the incense. Time out. Favorite Ramos spot in New York City? Puto, probably. Okay. Yeah. So, like, if you, you know, like, there's all these different things that you're supposed to eat sushi, like, all in one bite. It's not supposed to be bad.

I've always kind of respected some of the traditions, but I've never done a deep dive into their culture. And then all of a sudden, like, our first episode was Twisted History of Kamakazis. And there was a guy, so it was the 1940s, guy's name was Hajimi Fuji. And I had heard this story about him. He had gone essentially to the emperor to apply to be a kamikaze, right? and he was willing to die, divine win, willing to die for his emperor. And the emperor was like, 100%,

do you have any wife or kids? He's like, yeah, I have a wife and two girls. And he was like, no. Apparently, with the kamikazis, you could kill yourself for your country, but you couldn't leave behind widows and orphans. So he was turned back. So he went home distraught,

and he told his wife and, you know, whatever, that he wasn't going to be able to do it. And then so his wife had then promptly drowned both their daughters and drowned herself. And then he went, and reapplied, and they were like, okay, cool. And then five years later, he had flown himself

and killed himself flying into an American ship. And it blows my fucking mind that you could say shit like that so casually as far as Japanese culture because there's such a dedication, you know, and I know in the 1940s, as you start doing stuff around World War II,

the amount of patriotism that there was in the United States where you had kids who were forging their birth certificates and trying to, you know, Pearl Harbor had happened, And trying to go to war as, as, there was a kid who fought in Guadalcanal and he was 15 years old. Like, you know what I mean? Like, there's all this kind of stuff. But I think what you had seen in Japan in and around that time was, was so totally different for me that I became enamored with it just about on every level. So when it came, and maybe we touched upon it today, maybe we don't, you know, the idea of suicide in Japan, the idea of the no retreat in Japan, like all these different things about it.

every time I came across a story, it was so fucking alien to me that it became fascinating. So I said, if you guys ever do Japan, I'd love to sit in it. So that's why I'm here for it. And yeah, so the guy's name, Higimi Fuji, two young children, wife, no orphans. So she drowned the kids, young daughters and drowned herself. And then he met his own fiery death in May of 1945. That's wild, right? It is crazy.

It's an honor society. I mean, these were the same people that were one of the only civil. civilizations to stop the Mongols. Yeah. So that ties in with the kamikaze thing as well because it was Kubla Khan, right? Kubla Khan tried to invade Japan in the 13th century. Yeah. And they got pushed back from Japan and partially due to a massive typhoon that hit during

the invasion. And so they called that typhoon kamikaze, which meant divine wind. So that was the divine wind that pushed it back. So when people in World War II tried to give their lives for it, they named themselves kamikaze after the force that had initially repelled an invasion of Japan, you know, 700 years ago. Kind of crazy. On top of the planes, which everyone knows about,

the planes were the big thing, right? There was nearly 3,000 kamikaze planes, sank 34 ships, killed 5,000 American sailors, wounded another 5,000. Those are big numbers. but on top of them being what you would know as traditional kamikazis they also had these catin which meant heaven shaker you ever see them

they were the small submarines so you can launch a torpedo but it was limited range and it was straight there were no homing you know device so they developed excuse me these torpedoes that you were able to fit in it could fit a just a gun that if you missed you're able to kill yourself

or self-destruct and you could steer it to a certain degree and those were another type of kamikazis And then on top of that, they had Shinyo boats, which were boats that were laced with explosives that would drive into things. They had these frogmen that were called Fuku Ryu. And you would be able to, like, stay on the bottom of smaller, like, rivers in frogmen suits with these fucking bamboo poles that had bombs on the end of them.

And you would just thrust them up into boats coming by. All these people looking to kill each other, kill themselves in all these different ways. in honor of you know the emperor and I and I thought that from just like thinking about you know would you die for this country now I mean I don't know if you went out and asked the average kid. That's real patriotism for real

yeah like I don't I don't know if people would do that anymore you know and they were dying for the emperor they believed that the emperor was God right? Yeah like if not a direct representation of God actually God himself so what is I guess I'm I'm very ignorant to Japanese

these culture. I don't know that much about it. What is the prevailing sense of the afterlife? What do they believe happens after you die? Well, what is heaven to most Japanese people? Yeah. Like if you're dying, I guess if we're speaking just in terms of like a World War II situation or previous where they did think that the emperor was God, they, I would assume that they thought that in death they would achieve like immortal life. So that's part of like Japan's history is at There's been many waves of religion. And part of the imperial Japan was sort of erasing of a lot of that and making hypernationalism, the new religion,

and drawing off of old tales to create a national identity that sort of resulted in basically a hyper-driven war machine with an ideology to like, you know, to expand in the empire of Japan, like a lot of the colonial, because they study a lot of the colonial powers. And they're like, we're not going to be a victim like other Asian countries. So these colonial powers were going to become an imperial power ourselves.

And part of that was the development of this national identity, very intertwined with religion. That was much, you know, that sort of looked past a lot of their religions that were there before, like Buddhism, Zen Buddhism, and other religions that were the core religion of Japan before. Because wasn't there like before Japan was like on lockdown? Like, when nobody was in, nobody's out, I think it was like 250 years of that. It wasn't before that, though, there was, like, super infighting with, like, emperor to emperor. And, like, there was just massive amounts of, like, okay, this is our ideology. We're going to take over with this.

And they would take over and then somebody would backstab them in that camp and they would go. And it was just, like, exchanging of emperors taking over different subsets of Japan. Was that? For a while, the samurai culture was, there would be people that. would get they would become experts at various martial arts uh swordsmanship or whatever and they would act like almost like a police force where you could also hire samurai's to uh walk you around if you were like an aristocrat or somebody with a lot of money you could have your own samurai crew that would follow you around and then other people would hire their own samurai crews uh and then

there would be like wars between you know local uh i guess you could say like aristocrats would fight each other with their own samurai armies and then the samurai's got so powerful that even though other people were in charge of different towns prefectures or whatever there would uh the samurai were really calling the shots they were running the country but they would have their own like figurehead that was serving uh you know as as the the face of the government but it was really the samurai that were just running royal family thing yeah yeah yeah the samuaries are basically mercenaries yep that's how they got started yeah but i think like when you bring up the idea of heaven like i think there was more of like the promise of a wonderful afterlife i

think with that culture there's more of a concentration on honor right like honor in this life and what you left behind for your family like there was a story of the guy who there was only one japanese passenger on the titanic and he survived by taking a seat on the lifeboats and he was like an outcast when he got back to japan i mean he was He was put in the history books as a coward. I think his family disowned him and stuff like that. So I think like there was an honor thing that, you know, that people kind of go by. I know it was called like, I'm trying to find the word for it.

It was called Gio Kusai, a shattered jewels, because a man would rather be a shattered jewel than to be an intact tile. So in 1944, when the last protocol for World War II, it was called, Ichioko Guacassai, which was a hundred million shattered jewels, implying that the will of sacrificing the entire Japanese population of 100 million, if necessary, for the purpose of resisting opposition forces. Like, think about that, because not the Japanese culture begins and ends in World War II, but if you look at it in World War II, when they were losing, right?

Like, we had just gotten through, it's like Band of Brothers versus the Pacific, right? Those two shows is such a dichotomy. like we had fought such a long and hard war throughout Europe with um with the Nazis that when it came to ending things with the Japanese we dropped two atomic bombs on what were essentially innocent cities right I mean there were no military you know there was one boat making thing and either irishima nagasaki so I think when you have like a culture of people that are willing to die for their country and willing to die for their own honor that might even be more than the idea of being promised 40 virgins and or whatever in the afterlife.

You know what I'm saying? Like that type of Middle Eastern mentality? Yeah, it's like in America, we don't really talk about it's taboo to refer to a dead person as being a coward. But I feel like in Japan, it's more common. And they point at examples like, don't be like this person, don't be like that person. That's a lot of dishonor. In America, it's almost like against the rules to speak ill of the dead in any way, shape, or form.

And so that means that while you're alive, you don't have, you don't have the sense of shame that you would have if you were in Japan. If you do something cowardly, you know that people will remember that name and that you'll be, your name will be dragged through the mud and you won't leave a good impression on, you know, whether it's your ancestors or, you know, your contemporaries people around you. But here in the United States, I feel like most people die and everyone's just like, they were a good person, you know, and that's how they remembered. Yeah. So, so getting back to the specifics of what religion they were and what. what they believed. It was state-sponsored Shintoism. So that was sort of an indigenous religion to Japan that worshiped sort of nature and especially ancestors. So this whole idea of which ancestors were revered and which ancestors echoed in eternity, like basically the idea was

if you if you performed good acts during life and, you know, sacrificed for Japan, sacrifice for your family and the land that you worship and, you know, the spiritual beings that inhabit that land, Kami, I think they're called, that when you died, you'd become a worshipped, revered individual that would be worshipped as an ancestor and you wouldn't bring shame upon your family. You'd be revered throughout your family's history is like a tenant of what someone should be. And like not... So you live your life trying to become the good example at the end of it. Yeah. And then if you weren't, if you were a coward, you wouldn't be revered. And basically sort of the same way that the idea of the last, you really die when the last person says your name.

So sort of that type of mentality when it came to it. But look up this guy then, Masabumi Hosono. That was H-O-S-O-N-O. Like, that was the dude from the Titanic. There were two spots on Lifeboat 10, and he jumped on one. And then, you know, you think he'd get home. Like, if I don't know tomorrow if I survive some sort of Titanic-esque type thing, my family would be pumped. You know what I mean?

This guy was fucking ruined He lost his job He was Brandon a coward Like I said School textbooks Described him on how to be dishonorable He died in 1930 years A Broken Man

Again this is 1912 The Titanic Sack Right A lot of difference in the last 110 years So I can almost see how If you Like World War II You feel your way of life

Is being threatened By the rest of the world You're willing to die For that cause That's an honorable thing If the Titanic is going down and your options are die or do not die it has nothing to do with the the state of japan like nobody it affects no one else why is choosing to not die a dishonorable thing i think because there were

they were like yeah there were women and children who died okay i guess i guess and there were not as as pft's famous lifeboat experience there weren't enough lifeboats for everybody and so i guess the honorable thing in their eyes would be i guess i can see that a little bit somebody else So I think I would turn down if they gave me the opportunity as the ship was sinking and they're filling up the lifeboats. They're like, hey, PFT, would you like to get on the boat? I think I would turn it down if there were women and children on board. But then if there was one spot left on the lifeboat at the very end, and it's the last spot on a lifeboat and somebody's like, hey, PFT, you can get on if you want. At that end, I think I would be like, yeah, I'll get on.

I think this space could fit you. Yeah. Thanks, Billy. That's not what I was going for. but but yeah it's it's very tough to turn down that last spot anybody can turn if it's like in the process of being filled you're that's a future me problem i worry about it then i mean like the titanic uh like the movie i'm sure there were instances like where there were dudes bullying people oh yeah off the life votes you know what i mean so i guess that's probably how

they looked at him like like yo you let somebody else die so you can live like you're coward i can see i'm not saying that i'm just saying i can see how they could come to that conclusion that's why um uh big t's favorite vice president al gore he served in vietnam because he was uh he was drafted he could have been an objector to it but he decided that he was going to go because if he didn't go they were going to take somebody else from his hometown that would have filled that spot and gone over to serve overseas so he just said you know what i'll do it admirable admirable guy in that's that's an admirable thing to do yeah gonna be me yeah i would definitely not well you all got it so when it comes to like dying

for your country that's like a loaded question too it's like what does that mean to die for your country that's gonna be a no for me though yeah well let's say it's it's not even dying free country like you know you can see yourself in 1940 maybe having that you know sense of patriots isn't die for your country whatnot what about when you do something wrong and the idea of suicide there like you know we all know about the harry carri supuku type thing and that is that was huge too because it wasn't you disgrace somebody or had lost this honor that you're chasing. And so you had to kill yourself in a way that was very ritual.

I mean, on the white fucking pillows. And there was two ways to do it. You can either do the one step in, down, and over, or just do the one accrual. Like, Sapuco was like, you know, the way women committed suicide over there, I think it was called Gigai instead of Subuku. And they tied their legs together. That way they wouldn't, like, show themselves after where they died or whatever. It's like all very, very ritualized and stuff.

and it's fucking bizarre to think about that. Ritualized suicide is bizarre to me. It's like, it's like definitely a cultural thing that I can't, I can't get with to their reasoning, but I can relate if their reasoning means that much to them. Like, for instance, I never thought I could take my own life ever or be in a position to where I would die for anybody else until I had kids.

Like, it's just, and I know it's a very cliche thing to say, but until you have kids and you experience that love for somebody else to where it's like, I'll do anything to protect them. That's the only thing I could relate it to. And if they feel like that about Japan, I can understand it. I don't feel like that about America. But if something was happening to my babies,

like, it's not even a thought. Like, everything that I am is going to save them. So let's say there was some sort of honor involved with your babies and you decided that you had to kill yourself. How would you do it? Bullet to the head. Right. So like the guy who thought that he disgraced himself in World War II,

who led the kamikazes, his name, was Admiral Tukajiro Inishi, the father of the kamikazis, he decided to do the traditional Subuku, but he waved the guy who sits behind him, the Kai Shukunin, like the dude, like the other guy cuts your head off to do it, and took him 15 hours to bleed out. 15 hours, like, you know what I'm saying? Like you have to doing it.

And listen, we're not on this podcast to shit on Japanese cultures, but it's just something that's so foreign to us, right? Like, you know what I mean? No, I can't relate. I don't understand. I just can't relate. Well, like, you know, put the car on and fall asleep

or something like that but that whole thing I watched something that was man in the high castle some bullshit we just kind of saw it going on in the background and it wasn't like a one-off

at all yeah you know there was a lot of that whole beheading thing isn't there like I don't know how much truth there is this I haven't looked it up but isn't there like

aren't you conscious a little bit after oh yeah the ox they had they did the tests in France during the during the they saw the eyes moving they told the prisoner

move your eyes as much as you can after your head gets chopped so we can figure out how long you're still with us. So the guy was looking around, like moving his face, and they timed, I think it was like 15 seconds till the brain stopped. I got it, like I said, I don't know how much truth today,

but that's like, yeah, that's a wild thought, I think, when the emperor is still alive without a body. Yeah, France guillotine, its last person, 1997. Really? Yeah. Oh, that just, I was six years old. That's right to imagine that. They were still using the guillotine up to 1977.

I mean, we still use the firing squad. yeah and electric chair right or did they i think a couple states still might have it yeah so now how about this death row in japan like death row is a terrible fucking place we all know that and sometimes but you know when you're going to go and whatnot in japan if you're on death row they knock on your uh cell that morning and say you're going to die you have no idea beforehand that's worse you don't know so every night is potentially your last and then your family and your lawyers don't know until the day after that's crazy you know what i mean that is less honorable so you can't die with honor but is it worse would you rather would you rather would you

rather know i'm going to die on this day i think here you only know a little bit in advance like a couple months maybe that's more than enough time to get your affairs in order yeah but like that's way worse to not know i think it's because i think it's i think going to bed of knowing like i'm going to die on this day and you just have to wait i think that's better though because like i I think that's my only fit. I'm not afraid to die in the sense of, like, I know it's going to happen. And so, like, I don't, I think the biggest thing is, like,

it's my shit in order. I'm my kids. I would like to say goodbye. I would like everybody to know how I felt about them. I would, I would like to have a send-off, like, all right, this is my time. This is my last hour. This is my last time wearing this.

This is my last time. I would like to have that send-off where it's a little bit more like, all right, man, I did what I wanted to do. Rather than, I don't know how much time I got. Oh, shit. It's today. Absolutely no peace if you're on death row in Japan.

Every day, you're stressed as fuck. You're like, oh, shit, it might be tomorrow. If you have a date and it's set seven months from now, you have the security of knowing, well, I'm not going to die today. Yeah. Today's not the day. If they tap on the bars in the a.m., you don't get to see the PM, and it's usually about an hour before they kill you is when you do it. Only prison officials and a priest are present when they kill you. Your family or attorneys don't find out until the day.

after it's carried out. See, 100% of their executions are done through hanging and 100% are done with a long drop. Executions you could do a short drop,

I guess, I don't know what the middle one's called actually, a standard or a long drop. The short drop is the easiest to do because everyone kind of goes off the same one, but you wind up kind of hanging

there and choking a death. Yeah, suffocating. Yeah, the standard, you have a better chance of snapping the neck and dying right away. But, you know, the idea with going long drop,

the Japanese do. If you don't do it right, you rip a guy's fucking head off. Yeah. So they have, of course, I don't mean to be rude, but it involves math. They perfect placement of the knot

and they take into consideration all your stuff. They long drop you and they snap your neck perfectly and you die automatically. Very clean. Very, very clean. But it's,

I just think, I think it's an argument, Big T, of when, you know, not knowing versus knowing, you know, but holy shit. Like,

when I read that, it fascinated me too. That's actually counterintuitive to what I've experienced with the Japanese culture because that seems a little more dishonorable. Like, they're all about the honor about death. And that's more like a psychological tease. You know what I mean? It doesn't, to me, it doesn't fit.

But these people already have lost a certain degree of honor because I think most of the death row guys are murderers. You know what I mean? So they're convicted murder. Does that make sense if they view it like we shouldn't honor your death? Okay, yeah. And I don't think it's as insulting as rapping a Muslim in poor. you know what I mean or doing something like to them to or you know I don't know shooting an Italian in the face like you know you see that in the mob movies

please let me see my baby in the coffin type stuff I don't think there's any disrespect it's actually a little bit more clinic I don't know why I said mathematics but you know it is it's absolutely in Calcutor how much you weigh versus what's the snapping prep details they're very detailed or oriented people so this is why when the Emperor surrendered everyone went nuts yeah to the point where, uh, there was a coup, a coup. There was a coup. There's a coup. There's a coup. Talk to them, Bill. At the coup. Uh, yes. We came a long way, man. We have. Uh, August 15th, 1945, Emperor Hirohito announced the unconditional surrender of Japan to the ally powers in

nationwide radio broadcast known as the Jewel voice broadcast, but that broadcast almost didn't get out of the palace. He recorded it. It got snuck out in a laundry hamper to the radio station because a bunch of the Japanese military who didn't want to surrender, they launched a coup. And Major Kenji Hatanaka, the coup's leader, coup's leader occupied the Imperial Palace with his men for several hours, and they were trying to find this recording and destroy it before it got leaked. And like, think about this. These guys had seen two bombs drop that no one had any ever seen the destruction like

they did in the world. And like they've lost so many men. They were getting beat, and these guys still wanted to, like, not surrender. And, you know, they ended up airing the message. The whole place surrendered. And then the rebel leader went back to the palace and shot himself. And, like, they all killed themselves. When the emperor surrendered, so many high-ranking military members were like, like, no, I'm dying with honor and just, like, killed themselves.

Tojo. Tojo shot himself when the emperor surrendered. But the Americans got to him saved his life and then put him in prison, nursed him back to health. gave a brand new set of dentures and the fucking guy who worked on his dentures put, I remember Pearl Harbor at Morse code on the back of his dentures which is wild and then we put him on trial

and we hanged him a couple of months later on December 3rd. A week before his 64th birthday on December 23rd, 1948. I don't know. This is like such a fascination around all this stuff. So it's not all death in World War II. I learned something when I was just doing

a quick search of Japanese customs to see what I wasn't familiar with. You know that Japanese overall, like 60% of them take baths instead of showers? They love bathing. They do. And they bathe at night after their workday is over. So they bathe before they go to bed to wash away the fatigue from the day that they just spent working. So it's like a ritual, whereas, you know, most people are thinking in America, we shower in the morning just out of, it's a routine. And you do it to get ready for the rest of your day just because you don't want to be walking around all day in a funk but for them it's more it's i think it's like a deeper connection to bathing than we have here i thought that was a what percentage do you think of americans bathe like consistently i think

that's a size thing like i can't remember last time i saw a bathtub that i could fit in oh i thought you're going to say big people take baths no i think we don't would you like it was less i've been in a bath oh 15 years that's what i'm saying would you take a bath Wait, there's been 15 years since you've taken a bath? Like, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't take that that's not a Rental culture, because they, all the baths are tiny. Would you take baths, though, if that was, like, if they made extra, right, that's like, like, I still wouldn't.

I think that's, like, some, like, romantic shit I'd do, like, with somebody else. Again, it had to be a big enough bath. But I've always found it odd that you are sitting in the water that you're cleansing yourself with. Yeah. Pea a little bit in there. Ew. Yeah.

Well, I do pee in the pool. pool or the hot tub, but I would not pee in the bath. Sometimes you get so relaxed, a little leaks out. That's on you, fam. I wouldn't. Yeah. In the pool or the hot tub, there is cleansing for that. But do you think percentage-wise, because Japanese people aren't overly big,

it must be whatever. Yep. So you think percentage-wise for whatever it is, five, nine to six foot, how many people take baths daily as opposed to shower? I mean, it must be a very small percentage. Arian's acting like they don't make a bathtub big enough to fit his gigantic frame. A average bathtub does not fit my friends. You're, you, I'm 6'1.

You know nothing about this. You've also made a decent... Let's go! Let's go! We've made a decent amount of money over the course of your career. I would imagine that you have a good bath in your house. I don't have a bath in my house.

You don't have a bath at all? I grew up not taking baths. So why would I spend money on a bath when I don't take bath? PFT, I could never find an apartment that could fit, like with a bathtub that would fit me. I'm not talking about in my... He can't relate. He hops in both feet every bathroom. He dives in.

I swim laps every morning. I couldn't afford an apartment with a giant tub. Yeah, I know. Like, in apartments in New York City, it's, it's tough to take a bath. Standard bathtubs don't really fit big people, don't. But you, so you go on the road, you've stated. No, he's flabberg. That's not even the point, though.

Like, who would want to take a bath? Usually if I'm on the road, if there's like a nice hotel bath. No, that's different. You're taking baths? Occasionally, yeah Really? I've never That's different

That's just said people have sex in there Yeah, of course they have sex in there Yeah, of course they have sex everywhere in You know where you sleep at night In a hotel, it's in a bed, in a hotel bed No, that's casinos you're talking about Those are the casino hot tub bathtub Switches

Like those you can fit in Like shout out But at home do? What's that? Do you bathe at home? No, I mean, sometimes I'll get into the bath I'll do like cold water After I'm done with a peloton

I'll just jump in like a cold tub real quick to bring the core temperature down. Okay. How long are you, when you're in a hotel and you're sitting in a bath, how long are you, are you taken in there? Uh, 20, 30 minutes. Oh, that's crazy. That's so. Yo, I, I didn't notice. I didn't know, I didn't know, I didn't that weird. No, no, no, I don't do it probably like twice a year. I just realized. I didn't notice until this college is, I judged people that take bath. I didn't. Yeah. I do for sure. I think you a little soft. Because I take a bath. I think so. It's fruity. I don't know if You're already a hot water with the gay people.

No, no, no, but you're throwing in like a bath, a bath bomb in there. I've, I don't think I've ever used bubbles. I've, I've used bubble bath before. Yeah, in my life, I have. I didn't know I felt this way about people who take bath. You're being close-minded. I am without, I'm admitting my bath. You might like it.

You might like it. No, I can't fit in baths, BFD. You're not, you're not like a huge freak, Aaron. I'm not, I'm 6.1, 2.30. You can take a bath in, in like, a nice. We'll stick out, man. He's broad, bro. In a nice casino bathtub.

See, that is not the, no, of course everybody. No, the casino, that's a hot tub. That's different. That's a jacuzzi. That's a jacuzzi. Yeah. I put in a big bathtub in my house. When we built the house in the house, we're in a small house.

So you take that. No, we're in a smaller house now. But the house when we got money, three urinals is a flex. I put in a bath tub that would fit me. Yeah, three urinals in my old house. I got it does rock. I got a urinal in my house. Really?

Oh, it's amazing. spent the night, he took a picture at each one of my urinals. Not big ones, Cole or Freshman. In the same bathroom? No, imagine that next to each other? I don't put in a trough. No, like the kids' bathroom, the master, and then the one down the basement. What in the master?

That's sick. Yeah, I got a urinal in my mouth. We had a steam shower next to it, and I had them build a bath. You know, they put it into like this, you know, brick enclosure. I had them run the heating, the baseball here. Around the bath. That way, I crank up the heat in the house and it would keep the bath hot. while I was in it on top of it.

Six, five, big hot tub with heating around it. You're in a hot tub, though. Yeah. So that was different. And I wound up, I was not using it. Like, you know, I didn't use it as often. And I grew up, I didn't take showers until, I mean, I guess maybe fifth, sixth grade. Like when I was growing up up up to fifth grade, I think I only took bats.

That's what it was. That's where my bias is coming from. It's a kid thing. When I grew up, no. When I, yes and no. When I grew up, yeah, yeah, as a kid. But we, sometimes. we like our water was cut off and so we had to take sponge baths and so maybe that's where

my bias is coming from it's not as relaxed you think of a bath and it's not i think i think of a bad time in my life yeah so maybe that's where my bias is coming that makes sense showers were elegant yeah yeah i i don't bathe on a regular basis i think you're a bath guy you got a little duck in there and shit you're pulling back now only no yeah you were all about baths in a nice tub hell yeah in my apartment oh now there's a caveat i have i don't think i've taken a bath in a new york apartment since i've been up here besides just jumping into like ice cold water that besides when you take one no i do that i do that just to like bring my core temperature down right after i work out he just picture him just like and then i stand up and i shower

jumping both legs into a bad cannonball style. Wee. Zod does some good TikToks. Do you remember the picture of Marco Rubio in the gigantic chair? And it was like the PR guy, Marco do not sit in that chair. And he's like, wee! And all my man's whee's whee's into the bathtub. Oh, that's funny.

That's a very funny picture. Mark of Rubeo in this picture. Oh, man. That's why, like, when you say I take baths, that's what the image I have is you just, I'm talking about, you know, like, right before you jump, you put your arms all the way back. Yeah. And you swing them forward and weed into the bathtub. I've got a floaty around my waist. Yo, she got me weak.

Oh, man. Who has more fun than us, huh? That's just comedy talk. Whatever. Shout out Japanese people for bathing. If you're going to stay in Japanese bathrooms, look up a toilet meal. Just Google, yeah, so Wikipedia for toilet meal. The Japanese would rather eat by themselves inside a toilet stall in a public setting

than eat, you know, alone in a cafeteria. Like I think they said to Americans, do you care about, have you ever eaten in a bathroom? Have you ever eaten in a bathroom stall? In a stall. Not a stall. I've eaten in a bathroom before. I don't think I've ever eaten in a stall. I think it's like 20% of Japanese do it regularly.

It's called a toilet meal. Like, if you see it, it's, it's, it's, it's one. To be fair, go ahead. Their fucking toilets over there are unreal, dog. They have, like, all kinds of buttons on the side. It's, it's, it's, you, you can gauge the temperature. They got a bidet. It's, it's the, the comfortability of the curve of it just makes more sense.

Their toilet, when I was one of the first things when I went over there, I was like, yo, this toilet is high class. I had one of the swashes. And it was like, then you hit the button in a blue dry your ass hair, like the whole deal. But I think they more than, instead of going to work. and sitting in the employee cafeteria and eating alone they'd rather you know for a certain degree of honor eat alone inside of a bathroom stall that's wild too i mean i i worked on the new york stock exchange for a while and it was packed you didn't get any lunch breaks it was nothing once you

started trading you traded from 930 to 4 it was fucking crazy and right before the bell rang at 930 if you all of a sudden had to go and take a dump i wasn't a broker my wife's a broker i was a clerk i'd go down to the clerk's bathroom and you never were able to sit there down on a toilet that didn't already have somebody else's warmth and you could smell people eating egg sandwiches like next door to you and something. And I thought that that was just one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen. So whenever I think a toilet meal and when I obviously I did this, I spoke about it in the other one, it just absolutely grossed me out.

What's about the cleanliness of that as far as like particles going into food? Yeah, not good. Yeah. But I mean at the same time, every time you take a dump and you're on the toilet, you're breathing that shit in for the entire time that you're there whatever not eating whatever we man you're not eating it i've i've definitely had i've drank on a toilet before i've had a toilet beer yeah that's like a bar jump no not not like at a bar just like in general at my house oh i don't i don't think out of your house discount well it's the shower beer before it becomes

a shower beer it's the shit beer it's the shit beer that then turns into the shower beer Yeah, I'm not a beer guy, so I can't relate. Like, that'd be weird to bring a glass of wine. That's probably the weirdest thing to drink on a toilet. Maybe a Caprizona. No, Caprizo will be pretty quick, actually. There's been plenty of capricans with kids on the toilet. A nice glass of wine, a nice red as you're taking a big steamy dump.

Yeah, that's probably the strangest kind of cheese and wine. What is a charcutorie board? Chircudery board. Yeah. Eating some chicken wings on the toilet. Can't do it. Eating soup on the toilet. No soup is the worst.

That would probably be the worst thing, yeah. Big bowl of ramen. Any other, what other Japan facts are we want to get into? They used to have huge tombs that were just filled with their enemies, noses, and ears. Hell yeah. Yeah, so monuments were set up for grizzly trophies that were known as ear tombs and nose tombs. One such tomb in Kyoto, the Mimiizuka contained tens of thousands of trophies. another in okiyama held 20 000 noses but they were returned to korea in 1992 so like when

they'd go on uh expeditions they evaded korea a lot they in in a lot of those invasions they couldn't they usually just take heads uh that's what was their usual trophy when they were having the you know the the the fiefdom squabbles on the island but then once they went to korea they're like we can't ship all these heads back so they just took ears and noses easier to smuggle back yeah um not smuggled they were shipping them back i was my favorite place to go to in japan yeah it was just i think it's it's modern enough to where you feel comfortable but also it kept a lot of like culture there like i literally went to a uh sumo wrestling championship oh yeah yeah shit was fired i got a i got a whole i got a whole bunch of it matter fact i'll send a sumo

wrestling video y'all can post it it it was just a really dope experience i would love to go to Japan. For a long time, I didn't really want to go. And it's mostly just because if I go, if I travel, let's say to France. I don't really speak French. I know like a small amount. So let's say Italy. I don't speak any Italian. If I went to Italy, I think I would still be able to find my way around, like reading the words and kind of figuring out what all these different places were. Oh, here's a bathroom. Here's how you get to this place. In Japan, with the characters, the Japanese characters, I have no frame of reference. So I'd always. been like a little bit resistant to traveling to Japan or China or Korea now I think I'd

like to go the the the depends on the city you go to so like Tokyo is just New York yeah and so you'll you'll be fine over there it's really dope but it's very Americanized yeah it's the it's the inner cities like the towns that's when it gets really you can't read where you're going and you need help but the honor system over there is something like I never seen before it is unbelievable how much people go out of their way to help you that's cool I've never seen anything that did I tell a story about the train thing you might have I'm not sure yeah well long story short we didn't know where we were going and this lady we were like we're not from here and then we were

like deep into the Japan this is not like Tokyo and we're like how do we get here she said follow me she we followed her she got on the train it was like five 10 minutes maybe 20 she got got us to the right train got to say go here and then she got back on the train and went back to where she was going can you imagine somebody doing that in new york no well that's the thing we be a psycho bro i land i landed here and like that's the serve not the service but the culture that i was accustomed to over there for a while because i stayed over for like a week and a half but you get used to like people being kind and they're like it rubs off on you and like now now i'm kind and i get right back and i land at lax and i asked somebody i was like yo where's carousel

He's like, man, I don't know, man, it's over there. The dude that works there. I'm like, welcome home, baby. Yep. Japan almost had a nuclear bomb before us. Okay. Yeah. So back in 1939, they started their nuclear investigation because, you know, everyone around

the world was sort of getting a little into nuclear. But if it wasn't for the U.S. intercepting a 540 kilogram delivery of uranium, oxide from the Germans that was getting sent to Japan, their nuclear program may have been able to get a bomb. I didn't know that. Yeah. When we dropped the bomb, there was other bombs that they were thinking about, including the bat bomb.

Did we hear that thing? Oh, yeah. The bat bomb? Now what's that? So instead of just dropping a big old nuke on them, we were going to, it was developed by us. There was more than a thousand compartments in this bomb, and each compartment contained a Mexican freetailed bat, and on each bat's back was a small incendiary bomb. So they dropped the bomb, a thousand bats get released.

This was right, I guess, around dawn. So the bats being nocturnal creatures would all go to roost wherever they could. And you think about like Japanese dojos and stuff like that. They don't traditionally have as many, particularly outside of, you know, Tokyo and whatnot. They have a lot of wooden structures. And then all the bat bombs would go off in one place and cause all these fires. It was supposed to be extremely effective, but wasn't effective as, you know, the fat boy who jumped on them. Yeah, if you started a fire in Japan back in the 1940s, like in Tokyo, since all their buildings were made out of, out of wood, the wind would just take it across the entire.

That's why Tokyo burned to the ground in the fire bombing. It's like if one building caught fire, good luck to the next 10 blocks around it. It was going to eventually catch fire. And I think more people died in the firebombing of Tokyo than died in the nuclear blasts. there was as much burning with the nuclear bass yeah because it it blew away all the stuff that could have caught fire and the um erin was saying how nice they are they have something there called the white hands which i had never seen anywhere else in the world and it's a um a service that they provide for uh handicapped people where nurses will come to your house and jerk you off

have you ever heard of that no yeah it's called white hands it's a non-profit organization in the got to Japan, it's ejaculation help. People with disabilities reach orgasms. So they come, there's no pornography or anything like that, a towel over your lap, a, then Jersey Jerry comes in, and they come in with a soft glove and they beat, like Vice TV, it did something. It's tough to watch this, you know, attractive Japanese woman comes in and beats off this guy with cerebral palsy, but I'd never seen, and then right away I googled, is there

such thing as white mouths, maybe? You know what I mean? But it was just one of those. But, I mean, that's sort of taking care of your own, right? I mean, sign me up. I think that's an admirable profession. Cool of shit. White butts?

Because, I mean, I think on a serious note, like, it's funny and shit, but it's like, you know, like, everybody deserves to have that release. 100%. You know what I think that's just, like, a very thoughtful thing to do. I wonder if in cells, if there was like a white glove service for incels, if maybe they wouldn't start freaking out. all the time and shooting people up i don't know billy what do you think i have no idea if if incels could just like type in on their computer like yeah okay i'm ready for my appointment this month

then somebody would stop by their house jack them off real quick there was the world would probably look a lot more rosy to them i agree that but they need to legalize prostitution i think that's like a part of it like it's it's low key what that is and they've ever seen that video that dude i don't know where he was he was at some courthouse um and he was like i don't know 16, 17 years old And he was just like saying You need to legalize prostitution He was like two consenting adults

And the way he did it It was really dope how he did it outside of the video But it's like There's a case to be made for that I think if two consenting adults are You know, willing to have that exchange I don't see an issue with that What about anime and hentai

Do you guys watch anime? We got any anime fans in the room? I have watched Avatar Okay, that's I don't think that's anime Ha, no, that's where you're wrong. Different Avatar. We discussed this last time. We man jumping in the wrong bathtub.

That's going to be a thing. 100%. No, so Avatar actually jacked their name from the original anime series. Do you know what hentai is? Is it an anime? No. No, it's porn. It's anime porn.

Is it all porn? Yes. Oh, shit. No, I didn't know that. Bunk. You should be balked. I didn't know what Hentai was. Well, why did you say it this?

Yeah, you were looking for that. No, I wasn't. Well, why did you say hentai? I thought, what's, what about manga? Is manga the same as Hinty? Let's stick with the, yeah. I don't know what man. He's just saying Japanese words now.

Is hentai about Takamoto? What about Bukaki? Bukaki is not Japanese. I don't know, look it up. Nah, I think that's just a, I know what Bukaki is about it. Oh, yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's a pornographic, oh, anime. I didn't know. I swear to God, have.

never watched anti before my life I have no I believe some people are like you're not gonna fence me man are really into it

this is it's a term that refers to pornographic anime and manga uh and then on Wikipedia there's a very graphic

so you knew what manga was too I've never heard of manga I've heard of hentai but I've never okay so manga is that's graphic novels from Japan so it's a form of Japanese

so my little nephew's like super into anime like and so I was I was like thinking about getting into it because my son is he watches um

I was like Neroto Neruto and so I was like okay because I like to get into what my kids are to like you know

find like a bonding point and so he told me there's like over a thousand episodes I was like I don't have to catch him on the next phase of his life

because that shit's too much to get into and so like but my nephew's super into that shit there's like a big three or whatever I've never

I've never gotten into it but I've heard of hentai through that just through researching what but I've never heard of manga yeah

manga is it's a form of anime look and there are people that are listening to this that are so pissed off that we don't know shit about this um because they have like a dedicated audience i did know that anime like the japanese style of animation um it has like a different theme a lot of different themes and like american cartoons have they're real they're deeper yeah they're deeper and there's uh they they they they're evil characters but not like cartoonishly evil characters but not like cartoonishly evil characters. people that antagon um anti heroes yeah a lot of anti heroes and shit um and i did hear something i was listening to a podcast the other day and they said that um some of the people that were responsible for the modern era of uh anime in japan they want to teach kids things that they learn about the world as they get older so a lot of times there's a certain element of like uh naivete in American cartoons $15 word right? Yeah, where the world is like

very cut and dry and it's not like some shady characters and so it's like trying to teach them about shades of gray things that they normally wouldn't learn about until they were much older Japanese animation.

I like that, yeah. Yeah, what Billy? Godzilla, the goat, Kaju, Kaysu culture is like the giant giant monsters. Yeah.

Mothra. The most famous American Kaju, King Kong. King Kong versus Godzilla Who you got Well King Kong wins in the original It was supposed to symbolize World War II Yeah

That's kind of bullshit though That new one The lizard whooped the shit out of Kong Godzilla is way Way bigger and Fiercer than King Kong is I think I used to have this argument

With my family The lizard would win Yes I used to bang for Kong But like the more I read up on Godzilla's He has like this fire Laser shit

That it's not even Nuclear. Yeah, nuclear. Yeah, it's not even cool. Like, you're going to beat the shit out of that monkey. Godzilla, when he walks around, he's stepping on buildings and shit and destroying him. King Kong climbed up the Empire State Building, like one monkey paw at a time, got up to the top and he could hold like a woman in the palm of his hand. Godzilla's got to be a white woman.

Yeah, like 10 times bigger than King Kong, right? I don't know the height discrepancy. They make him bigger. They make King Kong bigger in the Godzilla. Does he get nuclear? I think they bring down Godzilla too. I think they try to make it. A little even.

Yeah. If I'm not mistaken, was not Godzilla a, I think it was Japanese, right? A Japanese rendition of America. Like, it was like a metaphor for America. Yeah. He was created by U.S. nuclear testing in bikini. I think bikini told her Godzilla. like Godzilla

Soros was he was a dinosaur that was living on a random island in the Pacific and then the US dropped a bomb on him and he turned into Godzilla and then stomped on Tokyo and then they killed him with a nuclear bomb in the original Godzilla movie

the 1954 one yeah that's what that's what I thought which is wow because then we we then hijacked that in typical American fashion what about Japanese game shows what do you guys know about japanese game shows they're a lot like lowering the bar yeah bill you remember when you lost in that yeah it sucked yeah then you almost fought dugs right

afterwards because he was being a man yeah uh but yeah japanese game show i love watching like the highlight reels of the weird games that they've they're very creative i love japanese game shows we're always late to the party so late we'll copy it like 15 years later yeah what was the one that they had that was just like a slippery mountain that they had to climb up that was oh i know what you're talking about i don't remember i think it was called slippery something like slippery slope silent library i think was originally a japanese game show what's that oh my god you guys don't know it's silent libraries no on mtv no it's like completing challenges and the one thing they have to do is just maintain a certain

level of quietness like it's in a library and like not to disturb the librarian i don't Did you watch I survived a Japanese game show? No. It was just it was just a Japanese game show

on American TV basically. No. It was funny. It was probably that was a long time ago. Ninja Warrior, right? Was originally

Japanese 2? Yeah. But like their mount at the end was like real deal and now ours is only catching up to it I think.

Yeah. I think our original American version of American Ninja Warrior was like a pusified version of what they used to do in Japan.

Yeah. Them motherfuckers are athletes, though. The body control you have to have for that shit, I could not finish that shit. Most of those dudes also, and women, they build like American Ninja Warrior courses in their backyard.

Yeah. And they like neglect their families just to train at the show. I got a homie that could use in the neglect of. Oh, they definitely do. They always show the behind the scenes of the people training, and it's just like their family standing there supporting the dad as the dad's just like

trying to do the salmon stairs in the backyard. like he's clearly doing that hours every day dad hasn't been home in three months yeah he's trained to become a ninja uh slippery stairs was the name of it where they just put a bunch of like dish washing soap on stairs and then people had to try to sprint up them as fast as they could i thought wipeout was originally but i guess it's not it might have been yeah wipeout has that feel too eating meat was illegal in japan for 1,200 years really yeah i will tell you The Japan's the 11th largest, I think, country by population, but it's number three as far as consuming Kentucky Fried Chicken. Yeah.

Kentucky Fried Chicken did something in the 70s where it was, it did a commercial that was wildly popular saying to eat Kentucky Fried Chicken on Christmas. And the Japanese didn't have any, like, you know, customs in place like we do Easter hams, Christmas, whatever and all that stuff. So now 5% of all chicken sales in Japan happen on Christmas Eve. Like everyone gets buckets of chicken for Christmas. It was called Kuri Tsumasu Niwa, Kentucky. I think I'd know that. Honestly, I think I fucking knell that. Kori Sumasu Niwa, Kentucky.

Kentucky for Christmas. And so now KFC, 5% of their annual revenue is from, Japanese KFCs, 5% of their annual revenue is from Christmas. It's crazy. Everyone does buckets of chicken on Christmas. Christmas in Japan. Here in America, a lot of people that don't celebrate Christmas, they have Asian food. Chinese, yeah, yeah.

Jewish people. Like, yeah, yeah. It's a feast of immediate seating. Yeah, so you're going, right? Yeah. And the movies. Oh, yeah, go to the movies with the family. And then the dude who made Dunkin' Donuts here, a Jewish last name, I can't think of it.

It was him and his partner, and they started a donut shop, and then they split and went their separate way. One guy became Dunkin' Donuts here, which is fucking huge. And then the other guy wound up, you figure like he missed out on it, but he is the biggest donut chain in Japan. Like the biggest donut chain in Japan was a direct off of the guy who made dunks in Boston. I don't know. I know that, but yeah, fast food is huge over there. What else we got?

Do we want to talk about Nan King? Yeah, it's bad. Yeah. You want to start? I guess. Nanking was a I don't know why it's not more widely known

and to me and you can correct me if I'm wrong large but to me a lot of like the disposition in Japan seems like their I don't want to phrase this the right way but a lot of the cultural

customs to me seem like they're atoning for their atrocities and like they kind of own it in a way yeah now yeah now that's what I'm talking about about now because Japan the history is a lot more brutal than I think the average person knows and so like an example of that is Nan King the massacre what a lot of people call it the rape

of Nan King it was a military situation where it was in 1937 Japanese army invaded Shanghai And they literally, and it wasn't like, I don't know how you soften genocide, but it wasn't like a regular, when you read about it, we're just killing people. It was very brutal how they did it. I mean, they took, what are those guns called with knives at the end? The bayonets. So they took bayonets and they were like, they would like round people up and like cut pregnant women. They would throw babies up in the air and they would catch them on the bayonets. It's like, this is all documented.

I'm not just, like, making this shit up. They would, and there was, like, anywhere from, like, 20,000 to 80,000 rapes. Like, literal. They would just gather women, old women, little kids, six-year-olds, and raped them. And there were mass murders, hangings. It was a game to a lot of the soldiers to where they were, like, they would get extremely drunk. and like just okay go get that one go get there it was just like it was just a very grotesque the worst like human atrocities like could be summed up in this kind of thing

six weeks long six weeks long yeah and that was so that was not even world war too that was before it was like the seno japanese war the japanese had so much hatred towards the chinese that once they had gone in there and taken nam king they were said do whatever the hell you want so they were having like those contests to see who could kill somebody who could kill a hundred people quicker with a single sword yep you know um fathers uh being forced to watch their kids being forced to have sex together everything that you can think of and that was one of my points before i got in here i spoke to you about a pft there is there's like an argument that the japanese were much worse than the fucking Nazis you know and this is to that point i don't want to cut you up go ahead but there was it

What is his name? I wrote it down. When you get to the point where there was a good guy Nazi in the situation, that's what happened. There's a dude by the name of John Rabe, who was literally in the Nazi party, and he was said to have saved, like, thousands of Chinese people who literally went in there and, like, negotiated, okay, don't do that. Like, literally bring people out, and he was saving Chinese captives from the Japanese murders. And he was a Nazi. That's crazy. Yeah, it's wild.

And they didn't take any responsibility for it for decades. And like we did something on Black Wall Street, the bombings in Oklahoma, which was an absolute travesty. And I was speaking to Alex Bennett about it. And she was like, that wasn't taught in our textbooks either. Growing up in Oklahoma, like we didn't know about that shit. And that's a stain on American history. But most of the bigger stains on our history, slavery being one of them, obviously, is taught, you know, so much. and in different ways

and people argue about which ways it should be. But in China, excuse me, in Japan, a lot of that stuff was on the rug. So, like, you can even Google Japanese apologies for, you know, what had gone on, you know, in Nam King before World War II and then World War II and beyond.

Like, Unit 731, I urge people to look up Unit 731, and it was as bad, if not worse, than anything that went on with Joseph Mangala and the Nazis doing all these testing on, you know, on Jewish people and gypsies and whatnot what these people did in Unit 731

was fucking and the thing is Arian was a gentleman to not read a lot of the stuff but it's blood curdling absolutely blood curving and when you get into it and you read up on it it's like the worst shit that you can possibly think of happens it's like when

when a horror movie director sits down to write different scenes and they have to go to some weird places because you want to have like different ways to be gory in new movies or what can we do to shock a new audience, it's like that's what their assignment was, except it was actually to do it to real people. It's like how, how deprave can you possibly get with this? Kiyushu University might be in Japan. If you look up there brochure, we're the third biggest

university in Japan. We have the biggest this, all that. They'd never mention that, you know, like eight U.S. airmen were captured, brought there, and they wound up vivisecting them. Like, you know what I mean? I think some of the doctors there's a live dissection. Yeah. And I think some of the doctors that ate their lungs or something and Japan was one of those people like we had said earlier about the no retreat, no surrender

they'd rather you die than surrender so they never really bought into a lot of these like agreements to treat prisoners of war with any kind of respect because they didn't have respect for them so it was you know it wasn't even war crimes

in their in their minds when they were doing this stuff to like he had said they killed 300, thousand people and they raped another 80,000 in the in the span of six weeks it's a big fucking number right like you know what I'm saying so and it even affected where I brought this point up you know Nazi Germany had Lagerbordels right so they had these um these

bordellos these these whorehouses that they would fill with uh Jews right like concentration camps and they would service their um they would service Germans Right. But those girls that were put in made to be prostitutes, for the most part, they survived the war, like, because they were never sent to the ovens. And then when they were liberated, they were liberated. They survived the war. And who was it, Himmler, right?

He was the second most powerful guy in the Third Reich. Like, Himmler's like, we need Bordellos in every fucking concentration camp because we want the guys to be happy, more productive, and not gay. Like, that's what they wanted from that. you know conversely in world war two they bumped up the number of prostitutes real big after nam king because they didn't want that stain to happen again because those and but unfortunately for the comfort women in japan they were called comfort women i think 90% of them were killed yes and the 10% that survived were fucking ruined in ways that you can't even mention on a podcast you know

there's a really good exhibit at the museum of sex in new york city they actually have a whole exhibit on comfort women in their experiences it was it's kind of crazy there were also comfort men back in the day so like hundreds and hundreds of years ago it was there were horror houses that would it would be men that would do like woman face and so they would dress up they would put the makeup on they would dye their teeth black which is another crazy thing that used to be considered a beautiful thing is um the the the gaseas and the comfort women in japan used to stain their teeth intentionally dark black as black as they could get and that was like oh look at her beautiful smile they're also like it was very common to have men dressed up as women running these houses

by themselves and then dudes would come in Pete guys who would consider themselves to be otherwise straight would be like well we're we're just going to go out for the night and this is our version of a whorehouse yeah it's guys but they're dressed as women so it's totally straight yeah Japanese didn't revile homosexualities like the Germans did so yeah so the comfort gays like they would go in

particularly to like theater troops which type you know had like as Billy would say hard drinking homosexuals party house and they would take them then as you know these forced prostitution to serve gay Japanese soldiers it was basically just a frat house Billy

just going throw back a few beers with the boys sausage fest yeah the UN's global tribunal on violations of women's human rights estimated at the end of World War 2, 90% of the comfort women had died. And those who survived, no surprise, became fucking outcast by no fault of their own. Yeah.

They were drafted into becoming forced prostitutes. So not good. Yeah, where the imperial Japanese and the Nazis sort of agreed ideologically was that they were way superior to any of the other countries around them. So that's why they didn't see the Chinese as humans. and see the Koreans as humans. And actually, this dates back throughout their history because the Japanese had a large slave trade

where they traded Korean slaves and Chinese slaves. So much so that the Portuguese missionaries were trying to stop the activity in 1571. And basically, it only Japanese, the Japan only banned slavery when they found out that Japanese slaves were also. being sold into slavery by

other Japanese. That was the bridge too far? So yeah, so this one guy Toyatomi Hidiyoshi, a Japanese warlord and leader, was furious about the trade while ironically having no problem with enslaving Koreans during the Korean invasions he launched in the 1890s.

Hideyoshi was vocal about ending the trade in Japanese slaves. In 1587, he issued a band that outlawed the practice, although the sale of Japanese slaves did persist for some time afterwards. In the Portuguese, played a role in that slave trade. Yeah, they definitely, in order to do something like the war crimes that they've committed,

they have to have that sense of these people are not human. They're not like me at all. Like the Nazis with Jewish people, they were like, they're basically, they're bugs. And so they told people, you know, that was a propaganda effort that was like trying to demonize them, make them seem like they, you know, exterminate them is what they were saying. And so, yeah, it sounds like in Japan, they have that view, basically, or they had that view of anyone that was not from Japan. So I wonder why they were able to work with the Germans.

Well, the Germans, that relationship is kind of weird. But basically it was like all of the Japanese's enemies in the Pacific were also the Germans enemies. So you had, you know, the English. They bonded over hating the same people. Yeah. And basically they were so far away that, you know, they didn't really have to work with them. Yeah. So I think that's sometimes stronger than having, like I think my wife and I have a

a great relationship because we hate the same people not like the same things. Yeah, talk shit about it. Yeah, I think that helps out. I mean, reality show bonding. I get along with Max on part of my take because like he's an Eagles fan, yeah, but fuck the Cowboys, you know? That bond to me is stronger than hating Eagles fans. But like look at Russia and China right now.

They're slowly getting closer and closer like because they both hate the U.S. They're awesome a situation where it's like they're the last two people at the party right now. It's like, well, you're looking better and better to me I haven't seen a woman in 500 days

they got war goggles on yeah they got war goggles exactly so at the end of it I think it totaled you know there's there's it's hard to count how many people actually died

in the rape Benanking but historians and scholars kind of agree it's around 200,000 people or maybe more which is wild in that amount of time is a messamatic

It's a genocide. Yeah. It's an absolute... It's just wild to see what that happened. And they found out later that, you know, Japanese army and the military and the government concealed records of everything that went on. That to me is wild about war, how you can have, you know, something like concentration camps or this genocide. And there's people like breaking out spreadsheets and marking everything down. Yeah.

Well, that's how we know Christopher Columbus was a piece of shit. He kept a diary. Yeah. I think, I think, you know, subconsciously you kind of know you're doing wrong. Yeah. And it's like your confession. And so like Christopher Columbus, and that's why like, it would be killing me with that whole woke shit. It's like, yo, he was one of the bigger pieces of shit in history.

And so it's like, and he said it. He wrote it. You know what I'm saying? So it's like, I don't know. But it's wild that people do keep it. But like I said, I think it's just one of those things where you got to get it off your chest somewhere. You know, it's really fucked up. the only reason like this type of military action like what the rape of man king was one of the only reasons we know about it was because of the proximity to Shanghai in which was a i think was a british colony so there's a lot of westerners in the area to actually record what happened

this might have happened regularly in other um japanese excursions in china that's what i'm saying in in the early parts of japan like they were conquerors dog like they that's what they did like even in in Japan before they when they had the lockdown and before that like they were wild dog like and you don't really hear about it because you think of Japan kind of as docile and you think of them as um but their history is riddled with shit like this like super polite

yeah and I think if you if you hold a you know if you check every country's resume yeah they're gonna have shit like this because it was just a wild time to be human man but humans are kind of pieces of shit I don't know I don't fuck with it yeah I don't fuck with them you mentioned diaries a second ago just want to ask people in the room do you

does anybody here keep a diary i've tried because my dad was like son you need to keep a diary he writes in his like almost every day i just don't have the discipline to do it every day does he does he write just like only the facts here's what i did today or does he read his thoughts down his thoughts his thoughts and shit that he's done um which is going to be cool like if he ever you know when when he passes if he ever wants to let us in yeah it would be cool to see who my dad was right but uh i i i don't have the discipline i i've found a diary i wrote in college actually and it was like three days but those it was dope to hear what i was thinking and where i was during that time i wish i would have continued it i i encourage people to do

that actually yeah i just don't have a discipline think about this our twitter feeds are going to be like historical record and diary that's facts oh really like for example like trolling is a part of you yeah my grandkids are going to be like my grandfather really fucking love joe flacko it's kind of weird will they understand it was a bit uh probably not because they love yeah probably not maybe i think i don't know like if you found your grandfather's diary and he was writing satirically in it do you think you would understand the layers of irony if you didn't grow up in that era and understand all the cultural context behind it yeah that'd be tough yeah how many things do we think were actually bits in the history book that

didn't actually happen that people didn't realize were jokes yeah like what if that like would have named king was no no not name was a was a What if Chris Carlin was just joking? No, no, not that. I'm like thinking like, what if, what if that whole ear, like, cutting off people's ears and putting them in the temple was all a bit? Just to scare people maybe? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, imagine the confusion on people's faces when, you know, 200 years from now, they're watching Nick Adams videos.

Yeah. This guy really wanted to fuck the green piece of candy. Australian, Australians were sexually attracted to candy with. boots. I guess you do tend to look at history through that lens. Like everybody's so fucking serious, but I bet you it's just a bunch of smart asses too. Big T, you keep a diary? No.

Have you ever? Not that I recall, no. Is this a chick thing? Mad Dog McKenzie? I have a journal that is like prompted. So it gives me prompts to write about like every morning and night. Every day? You do it twice a day?

Yeah, it's like five, it's your five minute journal. And it's like three things you're grateful for. um three things you're looking forward like what would make today great three things i would make today great um it's like eat pray love vibes yeah yeah and then it's like a daily affirmation and like um something else have you ever gone back and read it i've only been it was like one of my new year's resolutions so it's only been a couple months okay so not really like i haven't changed that much stay with it i think in like a couple years you're going to be like yeah and it's like two minutes in the morning and two minutes at night and

So it's not like I'm like divulging my whole heart out. Do you do it when you're drunk? No. That would be like I put the microphone on her. Like drunk journal and it was like the funniest thing ever. We would like go back. It was like in college. And so she would like literally just get home drunk and like write stuff in the journal.

And it was like the funniest thing ever. I would just get embarrassed to go back and read like drunk journaling. Yeah. I think it was like we were all like well she was drunk. So we were like didn't really like judge her or anything. Yeah, that's kind of what I want to do. One of my, like, bucketless things I really want to do is I probably should start as soon is, like, to have a video diary for my kids, like, when I leave.

And so, like, start it. Like, I'm 36 right now. So I, like, start it now. And then, like, every year, have something to say, or every six months, update it. Like, this is where I'm at. This is what I feel. This is advice I give to y'all. And they can see me age and they can see, like, you know, how your dad's thoughts progressed.

And that would be dope for them to always, like, have. Yeah. That would be dope. Yeah. Billy, you looked like you were going to say something there about the journaling. I wish drunk tweeting was as acceptable as drunk journaling. Yeah. But, I mean, it's the same thing.

It's just writing it to yourself. Yeah. I'm joking. Yeah. Large, did you ever keep a diary? No, no. No, that's not my thing. Yeah.

Yeah. I'd gotten something like Mad Dog had. Somebody had sent me when it was almost like a gift and they would prompt me with questions. I couldn't get into it. Like it almost, you know, forced it to do it. Yeah, it seemed like more of like I was making it up. What three things do it? What three things are going to move the needle today?

Yeah. It's like an assignment. Yeah. Like homework. The only time I've ever kept a journal, and I actually recommend this. If you go on a vacation, it's good to keep a journal when you go on a vacation because you just lose track of the days and you forget all the shit that you did. Right.

But if you just write down everything that you did today and what you experienced and how you felt when you're doing these certain things, then you can go back and read it and you're like, Yeah, I would have completely forgotten about that time that I was on a bus in Ecuador and somebody sliced into my backpack with an Xacto knife and took my Adidas shoes out. Oh, damn. Yeah.

It was the guy was fucking good. Like, respect to whoever stole my shoes. It's a great journalist. My backpack was underneath my seat and I was on a bus. Didn't even know that the guy took my backpack at all. He was sitting behind me. And I remember at one point,

his buddy leaned over and messed with window next to where I was at. So I turned and I was like, why is this guy trying to mess with my window? And it looked like he was trying to bring it down. And then he just gave up on that and went and sat back down. Like five hours later, I'd get my backpack getting off the bus. That guy had gotten off probably like three hours before. And I'm like, well, this feels light.

My shit's not in here. And then there's a little slit in my backpack. And he had just reached in and stolen a full pair of shoes out. Now, granted, they are like dwarf shoes. So he probably just used tweezers. to just pull them out. We shoes. We should.

But yeah, like stuff like that that you might not remember. It's cool to keep a journal on vacation if you have the time. This is a hot take. What is your cap on vacation days? I'm at like a three-day max before I'm like, I want to go home. And I don't matter where I'm at, I get sick of where I'm at. Is that just me? I can do a longer.

I like doing one longer vacation each year. Okay. Where you can get somewhere, kind of settle in for a little bit. take a couple day trips from wherever that location is. I think that the change of scenery makes it a little bit more palatable. So when I went to Japan, I went for like a week and 10 days. And we would go like two days here, two days here. That makes it a little bit more palatable.

But even then, I got to a point, maybe five days where I'm like, I kind of just missed the crib. Yeah, if I'm in one spot, I get restless. Yeah. But if I'm moving around a little bit, I can handle it. Yeah. I mean, it doesn't even matter, like, island vibes, city, whatever to feel like I get to a point. And it could just be me

and a little privilege talking but I just get to a point where I'm like, I'd rather be home. My only exception to that is I could be drunk on a beach for probably two weeks. See, I hate the beach though.

Yeah. I can't do that. Other than you hate the beach for a different reason than I do, right? I'm big fat and white, but like I can't be anywhere like for more than

four days away from all. I just did the Bahamas and it was gorgeous. Yeah. It was ideal. And I had to get the fuck out there after four nights. Yeah, you go home, man.

What's your cat, big, Oh, I can be and I can be on vacation for it. Listen, for you. Same place, though. Like if you went to, let's say you went to a beach, like you were in Bahamas. So I do enjoy doing more stuff than like, like my girlfriend will go and just sit on the beach and read a book for eight, 10 hours. I can't do that. I've got to like go do something.

But yeah, I could be on vacation. For you going home is still vacation. You go to your nice-ass house You play golf Yeah, you go play golf every day That's still vacation You're like, I want to go back To the vacation at my house

When I have to leave vacation I go back to my shitty apartment and work Touche, brother, t Big T, what about a cruise ship? How long could you be on a cruise? So I was, I was on a cruise over Christmas And that does get I mean, the room is just tiny

So like that sucks but I mean I listen all the shit you can do on a cruise ship I mean that's that's big T central that's one thing I want to do is I've never you can go to go to the casino when you get tired of the casino you go to the bar when you get tired of the bar you go to the trivia when you get tired of trivia you go to the show when you're done with the show you go to karaoke when you're done you can go play basketball like you can just do anything you want that's big T thrives on a cruise show if you were put in like the best suite on a cruise Oh, then I could, yeah, put me out to sea, for sure.

I'll just keep sailing. Absolutely. Big T and Greta, handshay. No. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. Building bridges. I just wanted to say this.

MLB games are now 30 minutes quicker than the last year. That translate to a loss of $280,000 to $1.1 million in beer sales throughout the season, depending on the stadium. So several teams, the Brewers, Twins, Diamondbacks, and Rangers, have already extended their beer sales deadline from the seventh inning to the eighth inning. So we were right. Yeah.

Which actually shows that that whole rule is bullshit because you're selling it more toward the end of the game which shows that like then you shouldn't be doing it at all if it doesn't matter. Fuck it. This is the land of the free, ain't it? If we wanted to drunk drive home, that's our problem. No, don't drunk. So it turns out the reason they made that law

had nothing to do with drunk driving. It had to do with the Cleveland Brown's bottle incident. Hey. Really? Yeah, in the 1970s. Yeah, that's what the article I was reading was saying. It had nothing to do with drunk driving. It's just the fans were getting too drunk.

They didn't want the fans get too drunk. Or was it the Cleveland or the dollar beer? It's something to do with Cleveland. Dime beer night. Dime beer night. Yeah. Yeah, and that's why they did away with, like, they wanted fans drunk all game. There was another incident.

I think this was on a cheap beer night that they had in Kansas City, You remember when the father, fuck, was it can't, I want to say maybe the white socks. Are you talking about the disco demolition? No, a father and son attacked the first or third base coach during a game. And they were hammered and shirtless. They both ran onto the field and assaulted him. Like, I actually knocked them down and shit. And people had to come out, run out on the field.

It's been a bad call, man. Did you all see Dollar Dog Night last night at the Phillies game? I did. Dollar Dog night. This sounds, I love the sound of us. It was Dollar hot dogs, obviously. The lines were crazy long And then people were just like having

They were pelting each other In the crowd with them With hot dogs? Yeah That's a sausage fest That's good bill Okay I was

We did a sound board bro That was a walk man Come on it was right there It was but you didn't have It was low hang of fruit Look I just It was teed up for me I was kind of

You whiffed. I was kind of right about that. Somebody laughed at that. It was funny. Somebody left at it. It's one of Billy's better ones. It was 2002. White Sox Royals.

It's his face after he makes the joke about it. That would have hit with a different crowd. Am I right, guys? Everybody out there that laughed at Billy's joke, let him know. I thought it was a good joke. But yeah, they attacked the first base coach, Tom Gamboa, during a meaningless late-season game. And father and son,

ran onto the field at Comiskey Park, and they jumped them. And they found a pocket knife. One of them had a pocket knife. I think father-son crime duos are the funniest things ever. Yeah. There's nothing like bonding with your kid by committing some life of self. Like, they probably have a better relationship than most father-sons because they're doing stuff together.

That's true. Like, it's just crime. Make up your mind. Like, do you want an absentee father or do you want, like, do you spend quality time with your child? I think the reason, you know, they're trying to destroy fatherhood is that they don't want so many crimes to be committed. I think that's what it is.

What do you think about drinking with your kids? Same as committing crimes. Well, I actually have a strong take about this. I encourage my kids to drink early, but with me. So that it's what my parents did with me. Well, my mom. It's because I want you to know how you feel when you're drunk. And I want you to be in a safe enough space to

experience that while while you experience it so that when you are out and alone you know your limits you know what you can and can't do and you know hey i need to i need to call somebody and i was this is the one thing i love about how my mother raised me was she wasn't like the big red button you cannot drink you can't do drugs she was like i know you're going to experiment if you in a position to where you need a ride home call me i don't care what time it is you're not in trouble I just want you home safe. It's because she lost two of her siblings. So my uncle and my auntie both died in drunk driving accidents.

And so she was like super adamant about getting us home safe. She don't care the circumstances. And so I took that. She gave us a lot of freedom growing up, but also allowed us to experience a lot so that it wasn't a big deal when I was around it. So cats that were experiencing it for the first time, they did a lot of dumb shit. Whereas I was drunk with my mother, my father the first time. And it wasn't a big deal when I got around my friends.

And so I was able to do it in a responsible way. How old are your kids? My oldest is 13. I'm not saying get him drunk right now. I'm saying, see, my daughter has had a sip of wine. I let her have a sip of wine. She didn't like it. But, you know, she experienced it with me.

And that's what I appreciated about it. I gave my kid, so before he went off to college, he was still in high school, my oldest is 18, about to turn 19. I gave him a bunch of shots, like, so he could try all different alcohols. Right. And I gave him the worst, you know, like the warmest. Rumble mess. We'll start with vodka that's pop off. Yeah.

And we'll get to, you know, the warmest tequila I could find and stuff. And then I also had gotten one of those, you know, vapes, like not dab pen or anything like that. Just we could sort of like learn how if he doesn't want to inhale it, like and all that stuff. And I've always had them like casually drink with me. And like even my middle guy who's a throwback in a great. Oh, you know Finnegan. Yeah. Yeah, he said, throwback kid, he's the greatest.

I'd gotten him, like, um, with Zippo and a cigar holder, because we smoked cigars together, he's 15, about turned 16. And when I went to go buy him, the girl at the Harley Davidson store where I was buying it, because it's kind of cool shit, she's like, oh, it's for your son, how old is he? And I was like, 15, she's like, 15, you think that's good parenting? I was like, what were you doing you were 15? She said, I don't want to talk about it. But the reason I ask is because we're going down to Talladega next week and for the race.

And while I'm down there, there, there's me, Spider, Liam, and probably, like, Cody, I'm going to jump up Tuscaloosa with Mick because my son's a freshman in Alabama. And my son's like, yeah, come to, you know, the frat house. We got a Croatian DJ coming and stuff like that. Like, where do I draw the line there? Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, these kids are, a lot of them are, you know, underage and whatnot. Like, I can't have Cody, like, doing a lot of social with it.

You know what I mean? Yeah, I think partying with them is different than drinking with them. I think it also depends on. what you call party. Well, that's what I'm saying. I'll be at the Pike House with a Croatian DJ. Can't get more granular than that. Yeah.

Just don't do lines. So like, I guess the closest I've gotten to party in when my people was, it was when I was in the league. My dad, it was like late night. It was after one of the games. And I was like, hey, pops, come out with us, man. And to me, it was a very good bonding experience because at that time I was, you know, mature enough to,

I've been around that lifestyle and so long. But it was really dope to see my dad in that element because I heard stories. And it was good to see him loosen up and have a good time. But I think he was also aware that, you know, he's still my dad. So he has to maintain some kind of semblance of like a, you know, this is my son and I got to keep it together. Yeah. Right.

So I don't think if he was standing on a bar top, swinging the shirt and shit, you know, I'm hollering at 20-year-olds. I'd be like, come on, fam. Yeah. I think, I think if you keep that in mind as long as like you don't want to lose the respect of your kid, doing anything wild. But if you had some drinks, loosening up and have a good time with his friends, I think that's a great bar in the moment because I had a good time with him. Yeah. I remember the first time I got drunk with my dad. We went to a beer festival together. How old are you? I was 20, I think I was 21 at the time.

Like, I had beers. He, he, uh, he bought me beer for the first time when I was actually going to Ireland. I think I was 15. And so he's like, well, you're going to go over and have some beers and some pubs. So here's what beer tastes like. I didn't tell him that I'd already, you know, stolen his alcohol before. But that's kind of like, it's the same thing where you want to learn how to do it in, in a controlled environment. And also the attitude.

that a lot of people have is like no beer at all until you're of age and then you don't know how to handle yourself once you piss the bed get alcohol poisoning like all that shit yeah and it all freshmen in college and it becomes a go wild moment too where it's like oh shit this is awesome I finally get to cut loose and go balls to the world

most of the kids that I knew in college that had a hard time with alcohol dropped out of school or flunked out or whatever it was because they were forbidden from drinking alcohol and then they just went zero to a hundred with it immediately but it's your daughter's syndrome but yeah Yeah, if you have it in the house and if you make it not that big of a deal and, you know, you have a glass of wine or a beer or two with dinner when you're, you know, 16, 17, it completely takes the stigma away from it where you're able to handle yourself a little bit better. But I didn't get actually drunk with him until I was 21 because he always had that like, like you were saying.

You always want to be like in control. So we went to a beer festival together. Had a good time. Had a great time with it. Yeah. I remember when I actually went to Ireland, I went with my mom. and we went out to a bar the first night and I drank a lot of beer

and the next morning my mom was like that's incredible that you were able to like hold yourself together your first time drinking alcohol I was like yeah wasn't it luck of the Irish there was this one time so my freshman year of college my parents moved out of the house that I grew up in

and we were about to sell it but I had that house to myself basically for that entire summer turn out so that was yes that was the house to go to and one night my dad came over because he was like stopping by the neighborhood or whatever and he brought a six pack of beer for me or he said that he was going to do this i forgot that he was going to do it i had some friends over and we were playing like beer pong in the living room and i get a knock at the door and it's my dad and i'm like oh shit we got to get all this beer out of here so my friends take all the beer they go into the backyard and they just wait my dad comes in and he's got a six

pack of beer and he's like i figured we could have some of this beer together i was like yeah yeah I wasn't playing a drinking night time. But sure. Yeah, I forgot. I forgot you were going to stop by. So we started drinking beer in the kitchen. And then maybe 10 minutes later, my friends who were outside, they're like, well, we're just stuck outside here. We have no place to go.

Let's just go back in and say hi to his dad and hang out for a little bit. They knock at the door. And my dad looks at me. He's like, oh, shit. I was like, yeah, that's my friend. He's like, hide this beer. We had to do the exact same thing twice in a row. That's hilarious.

Yeah. I think the last day, say about it you have to be careful is I'm a big proponent of your children measure your parenthood and they will give you your receipts and so if you're getting drunk with your kids them feeling start to flow if if you know if you haven't done or whatever whatever the case may be they they will eventually spill that to you like just be ready for that and like I'm very big on like have your kids felt that's a validated feeling like you don't have to agree with it but you know that conversation might pop up while you drunk and if you're not in the

mistake to have that conversation about you know your shortcomings as a parent then I would say don't do it yeah I'm gonna ask you guys one more question because this is a parenting great fucking question it's gonna hit you on you know in a couple of years so my kid graduated high school last year and everyone has high school graduation parties in town and every parent that would be like hey mix coming over to the house graduation party just so you know we're gonna have a keg and so you know no one's driving if you're okay with it is you okay if he has a couple of beers

and a lot of parties Andy and I were invited to so we were there we could see the kids doing the karaoke and getting a couple of beers and doing beer pong and it was fine with us it was very very controlled and I think most parents who had heard oh it's gonna be a graduation party I think you'd be okay with it right with your kid

when I graduate in high school my only I wouldn't give a shit at all but my only thing would be if it got out of control the liability lies on the parents of that house legally. And so I wouldn't do it at my house. I would never do it in my house because I work for Barstool.

And I wouldn't want someone taking a picture of being like, this is in large his backyard with a bunch of 18-year-old kids. And I've told my son that. I was like, so I'm giving you leeway. This won't ever happen in my house. So I agree with you 100%. My point is, is now that weed is legal, like what happens if when Finnegan graduates in three years

and the parents are like, listen, we're just going to have a couple of joints out, we're going to have a couple of bongs. And it's the same exact thing. It's the same exact illegal for his age. versus it where would you guys be at on because I think we all agree that we'd let our kids maybe go to a controlled keg party which let your kids go to a controlled weed party yeah that's I mean that's an interesting question because an 18 year old what's the legal

limit is it 21 to buy pot yeah huh I definitely different I I don't know why I would look at it in a different way but people who used to get high I had some friends that would get high with their parents like later on in high school and then in college that always seemed weird to me yeah you guys want to hear something you're not factoring in so we growing up in this generation with weed weed nowadays would just like i don't think you guys grew up with this but people would just green out at parties you call it greening out literally no because the weed's so strong you have high school kids trying it for the first time what is what happens when you green out you just literally they pass out they just get too high they start shaking getting anxious and

we like sometimes we like like with a bunch of pillows and blankets like lock a dude in a dog cage just because he was tweaking out just because we didn't we went out of good time. I'm that old Billy where we've had people freak out on weed before. Yeah but like your bring back me bring back mids generation like this stuff like some guys would take one hit and just freak out so like we like

weed wasn't a that he's past way too quickly we would lock some guys in the dog yeah because they tweak out and it was like we don't want this kind of hurt himself we don't know what's going on let's put him in the dog cake let's put him in like just so he can chill out once out one time

we was at it was at our house actually uh in college and my dude who who lived with us used to sell weed and so he used to go like on runs all the time and so he he was like the plug people used to knock on the door and get weed very dangerous uh for my position but uh we did it and uh one time we had like this little function and like this shorty she starts smoking and she wigs out green i've never heard green that before we just called it like you're tripping uh and all of a sudden she get like we all it's in rotation and she gets like we all it's in rotation and she gets up, and she just goes, Buk. Starts acting

like a chicken? She starts clucking like a chicken all around the house. And we like, yo, and get your mask. What the fuck? I got scared because I'm like, yo, what's in the weed? Like, is this more than wheat? What it was. He sold mid. And so she was just bugging out and she was just acting like a chicken.

And that shit fucked me up because I thought I was like, oh shit, this is something else. That shit was funny. She probably grew up reading like weed propaganda where if you smoke if you smoke pot you might be liable to like freak out or eat a baby or something like that and so it's in her head and she's like

oh my God it's turned me into a chicken I think I think what happens is this is what happens with weed that I noticed growing up because I used to smoke a lot was weed takes you to like your truest self like when you're alone or like you're a kid

and so if you're in an environment where you're around people who you're kind of like not comfortable with like that's where the freak outcomes it's like I can't be me and it's I feel so uncomfortable and it's just that that freak outcomes and I've man I've had a lot of times where like have you ever have you ever smoked and you're smoking with somebody and you hide and you look at it I'm like damn I never

realize how lame you were how cool like you're kind of whack as a human and then I'm sober and I can't unsee it like yeah you really see people's like true self I think that's what happens more than anything I don't think it's any kind of like smoking for any kids nah that one I won't drink it for any kids I would drink it for my kids so so we're not there yet. As a society. Well, no, that's just personally. No, I'm the same way.

I'm asking you guys because I'm the oldest and I'm a drinker. I'm not a smoker at all. I think that's what it is. I think if I was, like, so I got a homeboy who is the wakes and bakes. Like, it's also all he does. Like, if I was him, like, I wouldn't have an issue with smoking for my kids. But I tend to be extremely introverted when I smoke. I don't want to be around people.

And so, like, I just like putting on a movie and zoning out. And so if I, if I have shit to do, I don't like smoking. But drinking, I'm a little more social and I'm a little more controlled. We should drink some time. What you're doing? Oh, I can't right now. Mad Dog, you drink with your dad. I'd seen it happen.

Would you ever smoke with you, Pop? Right? Like, isn't that something? I went to your live show, which I enjoyed very much. And I was drinking with Mad Dog's dad. He's a very nice guy. Yeah, yeah. It's a fucking mess, though.

I'll tell you about it. I don't like, I don't like, I don't trust him. So, like, you can go and have a couple drinks with you pop. Yeah. I was going to say in college, so I didn't. I think I've mentioned before. I didn't drink in high school, which kind of is the way. Yeah, exactly. I was such a

fucking nerd. And so I got to college. My parents dropped me off at college and then they came back to visit and then they were like let's go hard. So I drank with them and partied with them in college. They would come to frat parties with me all four years and I would drink with them. Neither of them

smoke and I don't really either. So it wouldn't have like even been a thing for me to smoke with them. I don't knowing them, I don't think they would feel comfortable smoking with me if that was even a thing. But my parents, as soon as, and now with my brother, too, that's like a couple years younger than me, they're really, really okay with drinking in front of us now. But I was terrified because they were big drinkers in high school and they were like, you're going to ruin your life if you drink in high school. And they, I mean, they scared me straight. But I don't think I'd want to

smoke in front of my parents. Like, I think it's more like I wouldn't want to do it in front of them. Yeah. Because when I take like three cheese edibles, like I just like want to go to bed. Like I'm not like fun to be around. Like I don't like, I don't like do anything fun. So it's not like something where I'm like, let's all take edibles and like take a nap. Like that's.

Yeah. I think that's a pretty. I have no problem with my parents being high. But I agree with you like me being high while my parents were all so high. Yeah. But drunk's okay. But drunk's fine. Okay.

So not drunk drunk. Like I'm just saying, you know. Oh, I've been blacked out with my parents. That's fun sometimes. So my mom, uh, she had cancer like 12 years ago. And, uh, she wasn't like able to, she was going through chemo and all that stuff. She wasn't able to eat. Um, she was feeling like super anxious about the whole thing.

So I went to my buddy and I bought her some weed and I bought her a pipe. And so I gave it to her. I was like, I know that like you don't smoke. She said that she'd like smoked once or twice in college. I was like, this might help you give it a shot and she was like okay and then i left i went back i think i was in austin at the time and i came back to visit her like a month later and she hadn't touched it and i was like so you didn't want to try it and she's like i don't know how to smoke and

so i had to teach her so i had to teach her how to do it and then so she didn't want to be rude she was like do you want to smoke any and i thought about it and i was like that's weird like i you you get i want you to be on the moon i want you to be high as fuck and we'll get some pizzas together but I guess like it'd be weird for me to be in that same zone there's like an anxiety factor too where it's like if you're smoking around somebody who's not like a smoker like you kind of need that buddy to bring you back down to earth like hey it's cool everything everything's gonna be okay like a spotter almost you know what I'm saying like with alcohol it's not like that you could be bliss by yourself and it's all it's all good like you know what I mean

yeah or have you ever been around somebody that smoked and it's like a group setting or whatever and somebody says something like wildly out of pocket and you're like whole vibes change yeah dog you're a weirdo like yeah but it's like that's just their inner thoughts and the filter's gone you know what I mean I think chicken thing is sort of like that yeah 100% that's what it's so like smoking is like a different vibe to where it's like I think you have to really be in a comfortable setting with people who smoke like as I always say I don't smoke with people I can't joke with yeah I think there's an element of control yep that people that we like getting high

you lose a sense of control whereas alcohol just deadens your control so that you don't try to control anything and lowers your inhibitions where you're not really like trying to control anything when you're drunk whereas weed you're sort of you're like flying and you can't control where you're going

I think you have more control when you're drunk well it depends it depends on your experience level so I think most people have more control when they're drunk because most people drink more than they smoke but if you smoke way more than you drink you'd probably be comfortable being around, you know, anybody. Like, you don't care.

I don't hear of, like, weed driving accidents as much, you know, like drunk driving. Yeah, I don't mean, like, impairment controlled. I mean, like, like, there's a filter that you have. I think even when you're drunk, you're still like, I probably shouldn't do that or say that, right? For the most problem. But, yeah, but I think with weed, it's like, I think, that's what it is. I think you have an inability to, for my experience anyway. I know people are different.

From my experience, like, my filter kind of goes away as to, like, what's socially acceptable as far as, like, what I should say, like, my inner thoughts versus, like, what's okay with somebody else. I kind of lose that sense of reality for me. When I'm drunk, I just tend not to care what you think about what I'm saying, but I think it's still there. I don't know. It's interesting conversation, though.

Do you guys want to do some voicemails? We got some voicemails? Larger down to do some voicemails? Absolutely. Great show. I had to jump out that you guys are in here for a while. Oh, yeah, we go. By the last thing about Japan,

Bob the builder there has five fingers, not four, because they don't want people to think that he's in the mafia. You know how the... Oh, Yakuza, yeah. Yeah, the Yakuza chop their pinkies off. So if you look at it, Bob the builder in Japan's got five fingers so four. Probably a more productive worker. I have one last Japanese thing.

Okay. There's these indigenous Japanese people who live in the north of Japan that are like a minority there that have been conquered by, like, the imperial Japanese. They're called the Ainu people, A-I-N-U, and they basically have big beards, and their genetics say that they're from Europe. And they're like, they're a hunter-gatherer tribe that worship bears,

and the Ainu people had a ritual that would return Kamuai, a divine or spiritual being in Ainu mythology to the spiritual realm. This meant going to a bear den during hibernation and capturing a cub alive and raising it in the village as a child. Women would care for the bear cubs as if they were their children, sometimes even nursing them if needed. Once the bears reached maturity, they would hold another ritual five to ten years later called the Lomonte. People from neighboring villages were invited to help celebrate this ritual where members of the village would send the bear back to the realm of spirits by gathering around the bear in a central area. and using a special ceremonial arrow to shoot at the bear. Afterwards, they would eat the meat.

It was abolished in 1955, but they just brought it back so they could practice their religion again. That kind of rocks. So these guys were an indigenous group in this area of Japan, and they say they are more closely related to Central Asian or, like, European people that were the last of, like, hunter-gatherers who came all across Asia, who like it's an ancient hunting magic tribe that like is more related to like pre-Christian history

it's like really weird it's really cool I think you and Donnie should make a trip yeah like to find I want to see the bear the bear ritual yeah but basically these guys you want to do the bear ritual yeah they've been highly like oppressed by the Japanese government you'd die yeah I die trying to get a bear oh the bear cub

well they would get them while they were hibernating so the bear would be a sleep. Oh, that's not even that cool. Yeah. It's bear napping. Yeah, they bear napped, but then they would like suckle the bear with human milk. They've got some of the most fire fits I've seen. I'm looking at some of these outfits that they have.

They do. Holy shit, though. I would rock this today. They're also very closely related to Native Americans. They're like genetics. Oh, so they probably went there when there was land bridge. Land bridge. And then the oceans rose. Yeah. Crazy. Hey guys.

This is Chris from Baltimore. Um, just had a question for everybody to see, uh, in, uh, comparison to the Masters that just happened this past weekend. Uh, the pros take a, the person who wins picks a dinner that everybody gets to eat at the Master's Dinner. I'm curious to see what everybody would pick as their dish of choice. You can make like a little macro dosing, uh, menu. Uh, you know, everybody picks one, And one thing that, you know, everyone brings to the table will be cool to hear. Everybody stay gorgeous, stay handsome. Talk to you guys later.

All right, your master's champion dinner. The macro masters champion dinner, I'm easy. Y'all probably Japanese ramen. Yeah, that's a good choice. That is my ultimate. That's my last meal, my first meal. It's my favorite. I can eat that shit every day.

It is delicious. I would almost say something super spicy that I knew a lot of. people couldn't handle and then that way I would have maybe some people get diarrhea and not me because I'm used to and I'm built different and so then I'd have a bunch of probiotic in it I've had yeah yeah yes yes like all the live cultures and then I'd be able to compete at a higher level than they could some gamesmanship actually I would probably ramen's a good choice yeah I like that um I would probably also go Asian inspired I would go dumplings I would have like a dumpling feast. I like them.

Yeah. I don't know if, maybe some pork dumplings. No soap for you, huh? Well, you already took the soup. And I'd have soup dumplings. It's if I win the messers, that's what I would eat. This is if you win the message. Soup dumplings would be part of the spread. Okay. I thought we were all, we were all combining into one.

Like signs? Have you seen signs with Mel Gibson? I have not. You haven't seen the alien movie? It's a good movie. No. Well, aliens invade and he has all his kids and they're like all scared and everybody's like what do you want for dinner and he just cooks what everybody wants

so spaghetti, pancakes, fried chicken and he just cooks everything so it was a great reference that you What about just a bunch of pizza Just order a shitloaded delivery pizza That'd be good too Yeah oh yeah that'd be awesome Do the Trump

Clemson dinner? Yes Chick-fil-A McDonald's Wendy's Yeah Fast food buffet I think Scotty Sheffler He did like It was like sliders

But they were like gourmet and stuff Like it was like He did applebeats Casual food but like done up He did applebees He turned Augusta into a giant applebees for his dinner Which I The dinner looked fantastic

It was like a ribby steak sliders Yeah firecracker shrimp was on there Tortillas It was literally chilies It was the chilies menu Upgraded chilies Yeah, I mean, you can't upgrade chilies. Okay, I'll say dumplings at the top.

That's it. I'll say dumplings, arian says, ramen. Big T says, I think Big T's on the right track. I would, since we're in Augusta, I can get something catered from Atlanta. I would get the chicken tenders from roasters in Atlanta, Georgia. Great spot if anybody's in town and hasn't been. so I would have I would have the I would contribute those Oh I would I would fly Paula Dean in for the night

Yeah And just just load me up with all the butter Just give me all the butter Paula You guys see this guy I think Mincey's friendly with him The red beans and rice guy Yeah I'm telling you like I want to go down

Red beans and rice These were like a pork chop or something like that Look at this motherfucker that guy I love that guy And I've never had red beans and rice down in like Louisiana like that. Oh, you haven't? I'm dying to do that shit.

And this guy's, you respect your body. I can't think of the guy's name. It escapes me. But he's awesome. And I'm dying to do that. Yeah, it's so rich. Gumbo from down there is just fire. Yeah.

Oh, my God. I'm also dying for stone claws. I haven't had stone claws in a while, but I'm dying. Like from a Joe's stoneclothes down in Miami. Crabbs are great. See, now I'm thinking of all the other things. I'm hungry. I'm going to stick with dumplings.

but I'm thinking about switching blue crabs But I'm not going to Also one more thing The rolls in cornbread from Roasters also But last time I went Joe I don't remember if I told Said this on this podcast or not They charge like 60 cents per piece of bread now

So gonna have to splurge But the rolls in cornbread also You just won a Masters Get all them fucking rolls That's that's true Yeah Billy what do you got Ribeye and chicken parm Okay

Yeah The Italian dish Yes Is there another chicken parm Well that's what I've never seen them together before Yeah I'm just throwing together I think we're making an amalgamation Like a last meal

Yeah let's do tuna sushi too Or like sushi Okay Crispy rice Yeah Oh my god crispy rice with Let's go Hell and pardon my cheese steaks

There you go Billy Yeah good job No straight Mad dog Dog I do chicken pucata and some angel hair with extra capers. Okay. It sounds refreshing.

Mm-hmm. I love chicken pucata. And just a fuck ton of free bread. Like, uh, Texas Roadhouse. Yeah, the rolls? Rolls with the cinnamon butter. Mm-hmm. Good choice.

Oh, I'm adding. Everybody gets a motherfucking Oreo cookie milkshake. Oh, hell yeah. milkshakes that's a good addition just everybody just splurge also you know what I really like is wedding cake why do we only eat it at weddings I think it's just cake is it a different cake yeah like you know you get the yellow cake you get the the white frosting sponge cake yeah I think it's buttercream right yeah buttercream frosting so so you want cake yeah yeah we should eat cake yeah we can make that happen we should eat cake and listen I eat pie all the time I'm a big

pie guy. I fucking love pie. Pie versus cake. Should we let them eat cake? Yeah. Yeah we should, Billy. Let them eat cake. People should eat more cake, yes. I do agree. If you're out there complaining about, you know, your taxes or minimum wage,

just eat cake. I'm missing this reference. Marie Antoinette. We should do actually let them eat cake. We should do a France, a French Revolution episode. Yeah. Yeah, she was she was from Austria, I think. And they cut her head off.

People who are out of bread and let them eat cake. Mm-hmm. She was very out of touch. It's good logic there. Yeah. McKenzie, what's your master's meal? I, my brother makes a really good caccio I pepe. Oh, yeah.

So it would be like that, maybe like a, and like breaded, like, chicken or like chicken cutlets. Yeah. Cachio I pepe. It's like, I don't know how to spell it, yeah. It's C-A-C-I-O. It looks like. noodles yeah so yeah it's like spaghetti and sauce you can do with any type of pasta it's elevated

mac and cheese it's like basically just a lot of cheese on pasta black pepper yeah yes black pepper yeah that's i learned how to make that during the pandemic and so i would go out buy it like fresh pasta and then just four different types of like hard cheeses of parmesan a pecarino um a couple others that might have some flavor you shred up just as much cheese as you can get onto the cutting board And then you put the pasta in, you take the pasta out, and then you save, you save a cup of the pasta water. Yeah, starch. And then you add the cheese to it. I tap.

I develop this huge sauce. I tap. I'm too hungry. I'm going to eat my food. This is, this is crazy. This is like listening to a waterfall when you need to pee. Yeah. All right, Billy.

This is nuts. Have fun eating. You tap? I tap. This is the food torture. To be fair. It is dinner time. It's five o'clock.

What a baby. He's very hungry. We're going to be done in five to ten minutes. But the description of the food while I'm hungry, it's like, Cachio Pepe is so good. Yeah, it's like, it's like fucked. And then McKinsey, then you take like the chicken cutlet. No, no, she's right.

See? Then you pound the fuck out of the chicken. Yeah, large nose. You make it super thin and you bread it up. You do a wet dry, wet dry rub. And then you fry that up. It's so crispy. And then you put it right on top of the Cachio Pepe pasta.

And then you slice it. into it and then you twirl up on the fork some of the fried chicken with the noodles with all the cheese on it that's what you know fettuccini alfredo and they make it in the cheese wheel yeah yeah it's really awesome yeah i made ketchupo pepe lasagna one time too oh pretty good regular lasagna is great um ketchup pepper was just an interesting turn next question this is food torture food is for a hungry person there's someone listening to this like right before their lunch break and they know exactly what I'm talking about. They're going to go to Olive Garden.

Yeah. No, they have to cut this on it early in the morning if they're at this point. That's true. They have to start at what? 8 a.m.? Yeah. All right. Next one.

Hi, this is Austin out of Indiana. And I had a question for you guys. If you had one album that you were like, hey, you have to listen to this album. what album is it and also I just have a tainty winty little bit of beef oh he was mean and the rest of the voicemail I remember that oh no that's hair that's here I forgot how mean is it it's about Billy oh no let it play

let it fly because I genuinely don't understand discord and I probably never will um one Billy I used to love you but I genuinely hate you now When you were talking about Ken and Nickelback for the breakup songs, like, get some culture, bro. Sorry. And Aaron, you know what, this guy can fuck himself. And honestly, one of my favorite podcasters of all time now. But why do you have to argue with everyone about everything?

Like, the Miley Cyrus thing, like, really? You can't just be like, okay. Yeah, she can have the, yeah, give her one of the greatest of all time. No. No. To fucking argue everything. Because that's, because it's wrong. You're all beautiful and handsome.

I like that guy. I like that guy. I was surprised that it was nickel back that made him get so pissed. That was the straw that broke his... Yeah, because nickel back's sick. Yeah, I guess nickel back sick. Somewhere in the Obama administration, nickel back became, like, not good.

And everyone was like, don't listen to nickel back. It's terrible. What the fuck are you... It has nothing to do with Obama, but it was just like in his administration. It happened under his watch. Yeah. The buck stops here. It was from 2008 to 2016

Nickelback became like not good and like I think that the world needs to apologize for Nickelback for the undue like shitting on. They were saying that they're the worst band of all time they had bangers. I listened to Nickelback like with my

windows down all the time. It's a really great band. I'm not I'm not a huge nickelback fan but I'm not going to talk shit on them. They're a very successful band. They've written some good songs and they've got massive massive audience so like more power to you if you like nickel back but what it was there was uh it has to do with the the way that we communicate with each other on the internet and at certain point it becomes cool to hate on things that are mainstream popular and so then it becomes a hive

mind where some cool person starts hating on nickel back and then everyone's like oh yeah this is so fun to be different and to hate on something that's widely like got mass appeal and then they feel special because they're like I don't like nickel back I'm so edgy and then more people copy those people and then there's a backlash to it same thing happened with guy Fierry guy Fierry people started to hate him for no real reason whatsoever and all he's done is just tried to entertain people and teach people about flavor he just hit people in the face with flavor he had too much flavor it's nickel back and guy Fierry both just had too much seasoning I think I think the bigger example for that is um lebron

no no you're off based on lebron lebron was one of the most hated cast ever and there's no real reason ain't him there's plenty of reason to him to me he beat a lot of team he does just make stuff up all the time for no reason like what he lies a lot we love billy though yeah it's true we do love billy no lebron's very corny yes erie don't but that's not a reason to like root for his failure it's fun sometimes to see him to see him fail you want to do a little rat shit with your friends yeah

I mean you remember when when he made that three in the playoffs a couple years ago I think it was the playoffs and he was like yeah you know I was seen three rims so I just aimed for the one of the middle like come on LeBron really when he got into deep reading for a while and he read like the first page that shit was so bothersome yeah read the book he was like for like two weeks straight that's some of the stuff he makes up yeah now don't get me wrong

LeBron is objectively... LeBron's the best basketball player to ever play the game. Ooh, now that is a hot... He is. He is. I mean, you can make an argument... I would agree with you. When it comes to, like, MJ and LeBron and Kareem and Will...

You can make arguments for a lot of people, but LeBron is the best basketball player. Strictly from, like, his ability to do shit that nobody else could possibly do. Yeah. But that doesn't mean that I'm not going to, like, hate on him. And it doesn't mean that I'm not going to, like, laugh at him and make fun of him. Because I'm definitely going to do all those things But the funniest part he said About the whole Malcolm McShill

He was like he was a very Powerful Negro No no no he says he's a powerful man Who talked about the Negro I was like why you're talking like it's in a 60s You talk about we're presently Not Negroes That was funny shit

Yeah see it's fun Like you can laugh that I take it back I understand okay But I don't know knickleback enough So I was trying to like Bring it to my rock star I'm through it

Stand it lines Look at this photograph Clubs I'll never get in It's like the bottom of the ninth This is how you remind me Of what I really am Definitely haven't heard of Somebody recently played

No I'm sure you're gonna get his band So the question was What album would you play to somebody? No it's what Nickelback Nickelback best hits What album would you tell somebody If you could only listen to one album

I thought that's what it was No it's like if you want to introduce Something like that Yeah Like what is the perfect album In your mind Pre-Nazi Kanye I'm going with

Yeah I'm gonna go with Either graduation or late registration Yeah He does have hits You know what I loved Is my daughter's little friend group They're like into this retro shit

and to them retro is Kanye. Yeah. But like, old Kanye. And so she starts playing old Kanye. I'm like, this is on my current playlist. What is this? She's like, we love to. I'm like, let's go.

I mean, those albums are from like almost 20 years ago. Just calm, calm the shit down, big team. Yeah, calm it down. I think, uh, those are like, what, 04, 05? I think. I think college dropout was what, 2002, 2003? I was bugging. Whatever we, man.

Uh, I would say, Rage Against the Machine self-titled is, almost a perfect album. I need to dig into the album because I didn't know how left they were. Oh yeah. I had no idea. Yeah. I had no... The name didn't give that away.

I mean, that was edgy back when we were growing up. It was like anti-authority was kind of popular. But they're not only like anti... They're like educated leftists. And I love that. I like when people get mad at Tomarillo online.

It's like, I liked Rage before you guys That's all political. Yeah, and that's all their catalog has been about. I read it up on that article that came out, but I just had never gave them any. Listen to the self-title album. It's the one that has the monk on the cover that set himself on fire. See, and that's political as shit. Yeah, that's a great album.

Today's going to be Rage Against the Machine Day. All day. I go to Raman today and listen to Raging Against the Machine. Bomb Track. That's, I think, bomb track is my favorite song. That might cause indigestion. What? Listening to Rage Against the Machine while eating ramen.

Yeah, it could. No, I'm not going to let him get away with that joke It wasn't a joke You actually might get an indigestion I would also say Sublime, Sublime, almost a perfect album And they've done one of the only I'm sorry

I've cut you up But they've done one of the only renditions of summertime That I've loved Yeah Summertime Yeah, sublime doesn't easy Yeah, they killed that shit It was good

Forrest Gump's soundtrack Pretty good I know soundtracks probably don't count, but that's just the 60s and 70s. Best era music in my opinion. Yeah. Anybody else? I don't know if it's necessarily like the perfect album or whatever, but like my favorite album is probably the foundation,

Zach Brown band's first album. Great songs on there. I'll have to give that a listen. That's like chicken fried. Okay. Highway 20 Ride, I believe, is on that album. Very sad song, but very good. Toes.

y'all would know that song if you heard it uh just good songs on that album billy large nickel back's greatest hits okay just really pissed off austin from indiana i'd go uh eric be and rakem paid in full it was 1987 i'm wondering how people would like rakem's voice now thinking about how rap is and whatnot i'd wonder because i was one of perfect rap albums when i was Growing up, I was, I was 87th, it was 16th, so it was, like, school in Lower East Side. It was the shit back then. And it holds up, and it's got, you know, seven fucking bangers on it. That's a lot for an album.

I think people don't really understand, like, Raq Kim and how ahead of the curve he was. I want of greatest voices in hip-up. I think Jay-Z said it the best. He was, like, in talking about Rakim, he was like, you know, in every era, there was always, like, a rival. And, like, and everybody was, like, catching up and doing what they were doing. And he was like, but Raq Kim, there was nobody else. He was doing stuff like before, and he set the precedent years in advance before anybody could catch him. And he gets forgotten.

I mean, I don't know, you're big, like, people even think that the singer is Eric B. Like, you know what I mean, the DJ, like, they don't even realize giving enough respect to the actual. I think that's because he was in the era of rap where it was right before it got commercialized. And so it didn't, it was hip-hop in the era of. of we're actually against the system. And then the big epoch era was like we are the system. And so it flipped on its head. And so now it's part of the problem.

But he was like public enemy type vibes. Yeah, great album. Yeah. Beautiful. Mad Dogg? Harry Stiles. Yes, but no. One direction.

Also, yes, but no. But I would probably choose. If I had to like show to someone, Luminear self-titled or Noah Kahn stick season. Very, very good. But also if I'm like showing someone to be like proving One Direction is a really good band, actually One Direction 4, which was our tune in the dozen. I talked about it on The Dozen.

All right. McKinsey. I'm like really bad with music. I don't even know if I could like name the title of an album. Like I can, but I have like, bad taste of music like I'm one direction type person too um I've never heard anybody say they have a bad taste of music well like it's just very basic like I don't like I don't know I guess no but you can't really have a bad taste of music because it's just like your opinion it's objective um so I don't know

I really like Quinn 92 um but again like I don't an album couldn't even name it like in the music like that no yeah I like I've met one other of you Oh, what one other? Yeah, well, he's great. His name is Andre Johnson. And he just, like, doesn't really listen to music. Like, he'll listen to it. I listen to it.

Who's your favorite artist? He's like, no. Yeah, I just don't. Yeah. I'm like, what do you mean? Yeah, I was like, what are you? It's wild. No, I do, but like, I'm just not.

Not into it. Yeah, I don't know. You're the type to listen to your whole, you listen to shit on shuffle, huh? Yes. And I listen to like the same song. Like, if I really like a song, I'll listen to like a hundred times. I'll do that too. And then I get really.

sick of it and then I have to move on to like a new song um but yeah I don't know I'm like I'm so bad with music I definitely do listen to it but shout out to you for listening to music but I'm definitely like a one direction like Justin Bieber type girl like that's what I would say Beethoven also listen to some of his early stuff he's put out some bangers his fifth doesn't get much better than that all right uh what episode good show good show good we'll see you guys next week large thank you for joining us we appreciate it go listen to subscribe to twisted history with large and bibs for more of largest takes um i think that next week is going to be a fantastic fantastic uh series of shows hopefully uh we just put out a tweet

from barstle sports draft day is kevin costner's worst sports movie and then arian's about to just tweet out shit take yeah i love that movie Yeah, Aryan's one of the stars. Yeah. Got robbed. All right, Billy's going to go eat. Yeah. Most importantly.

Peace. All right. See you guys. See you next week. Love you guys.