Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - Andrew Schulz Reveals How He Writes Stand Up

Episode Date: April 25, 2023

On today’s episode we’re back with Billy and Big T in the studio and Arian and PFT Zooming in. PFT gives us an update and tells us a few stories about his dad plus we discuss Tucker Carlson, Snapchat AI and the Mount Rushmore of Comedians. And finally, we’re joined in the studio by comedian and podcaster Andrew Schulz. The guys get into it all, including, AI creating jokes, Joe Rogan, how Andrew writes his stand-up, kinks, podcasters and much more. (00:02:01) PFT’s Dad (00:20:55) Tucker Carlson (00:32:10) Snapchat AI (00:49:00) Comedians (01:01:29) Andrew SchulzYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

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It's Tuesday. It's God knows what day it is. What's the day today? April 25th. That's my dress. Nailed. It still got it. I'm honestly like I've forgotten what day of the week it is.

like six times in the past week. So I fucking nailed that one. I'm back. I'm totally back. But yeah, I'm calling in on Discord right now. The rest of the guys are in the studio minus Arian, who's also remote. And so I just want to tap in real quick and talk to you guys. It's nice to see all your faces.

Likewise, brother. Likewise. Great to see you. Good to see you in good spirits. Man, what kind of truck are you in? I'm driving a Penske truck right now. got some shit that I got to move. So my last couple days have been filled with moving things,

putting them in boxes, moving those boxes. And I packed up this really nice piece of ancient Chinese artwork that is apparently exceedingly rare. And so it's like worth saving big time. So I had to figure out a way to pack that and store it because it's like an 11 by 8 foot cave rubbing of like a thousands of year old, cave

I don't know what you even call it it was like carved into the side of a cave in rural China and my grandfather got a rubbing of it when he was over there when he was working as a missionary and so he brought it back and it's this massive massive

piece of art and it's like one of only two in the world so I'm like I got to hang on to this so we had to figure out a way to store it and then to get in a place where it's safe until I moved to Chicago So that's been an extra nice little project that we've had here. That's, I did, I did want to ask you about the, the mastodon tooth.

Yeah. With, with the inscriptions. That, that looks awesome. Yeah, so if anybody out there isn't familiar, so my dad passed away kind of unexpectedly last week on, on the exact day that him and my mom were supposed to move out of their place. so it's been it's been complicated and part of some of that is going through all all their stuff and figuring out what needs to be stored when needs to be kept what needs to be thrown away and um i had seen some of these things before but they've got a mastodon or a mammoth molar i'm not sure i'm not sure which one it is but there's like a molar from the

back it's huge it's a huge thing and then they've got a tusk from a mastodon or from a or from a mammoth and then there's another bone that looks like it's an antler it might have been made out of some sort of antler but it's got these like ancient carvings in it of a language that doesn't exist right now so it could be it could be i'm hearing that it's an oracle bone where like you're you write all these symbols for different things that can happen to in your life or different things that are living in your environment and then you heat it up real bad and then where the bone cracks that tells you your fortune. So if there's like, if there's a deer symbol on there and the bone cracks on the deer symbol, it means that you're about to go, like, have a successful hunt or something like that. So it kind of rocks. It's kind of metal. Ancient hunting magic. That's dope. Yeah. That's like, yeah, it is cool. I had to, I had to drive cross country and a truck once. I fucking hated that shit, though. This dude, this dude, I had bought a whole bunch of, like, music gear and I was like hey we all gonna rock together and we're gonna make music together

and he was like cool and then like years went by like a year went by and uh he slowly started selling my shit and then he was like yeah you know usually they haven't been paying me for the music you know i've been i've been mixing i was like bro we had not talking about any of that shit he's like well you know i just i just want to be paid for my i was like i always pay everybody for they work, bro. And then he was like, well, this is, this is my stuff now. I'm not. That's what we're not. So I was like, okay, here's what we're going to do. I'll, I'll write you a check. It was like a lot of guys. I'll write you a check, like 20 grand. And I'm just going to come pick my stuff up. He was like, okay, that's fair. And I said, bad. So I went to, I went to drive

across country in a truck. Well, I flew there and I drove back. So I had to, I had to gather all this stuff. I got all this stuff. And then I left. And he was like, hey, so how are we going to do the check? I said, bro, suck my dick. I ain't getting you shit. It's more sense with my shit, bro. What's we're talking about? What kind of stuff like? It was like a lot of gear, like it was like mixing gear, mastering gear, like studio stuff, right?

Because we was like, I was like cutting records in studio, like with drums and the horns and all that shit. I did way too much. But I just enjoyed the process. And that's, we were all kind of like learning how to do this shit on our own. I believe in like, you know, cultivating that kind of feel with each other. And then, you know, he, time got hard. And he started, like, he started, like, he started selling the shit. And I was like, fam, like, we never talked about that.

We never talk about payment for you mixing shit. This is just, we just love, we just love doing it. I never was, put you on salary and anything like that. And so I had to, I had to undercut it. And he was like, I'm going to get lawyers involved. Like, bro, fuck you and him lawyers. It's my shit. What are you talking about?

Before you finish that story, I was like, that does not sound like something you would do at all. Like what? That you were going to pay him twice. Yeah. Oh, fuck, no. I was like, because he was just like, I can't give it back. So I didn't want to, what I didn't want to do was get physical because then that's when real legal trouble gets me.

No, Sue and she's like, you know, Karen's like, sue. And so I was like, okay, let's just, you know what I'm saying? He's not very business savvy. So I was like, let's just, you know, part ways and I'll give you money. And he's like, okay, that sounds good. So I packed all the stuff. And he's like, hey, man, so how you want to do? My dick, what the fuck out of here, bro, paying you for my shit.

What I look like. Yeah, you got to be careful with fights because if Billy gets into a fight, you know, he's a trained weapon. And so he could go to jail for a long time if he gets caught on hands of somebody. I'm sure with your jiu-jitsu training, it's probably similar. Well, my boxing license is up. My license is expired, so these are no longer weapons. So Billy's ready to fight.

No, not. On site. You see him. No, no, no, no, no, no. If you see Billy in the club, go on get after it. can't try to do this once. No. Technically, I think that's like a legal thing. You can't do that.

No, definitely nobody out there try to fight Billy. Definitely don't No, you know what I was thinking about doing? Do you think you could live out of one of those trucks, P-FT? Like, does enough space? Yeah, you're sure. There's a lot of room in there. It's probably bigger than my

apartment. I was thinking about, I might start, I might get, I got a truck, I might put a caravan on the back of it and just live out of that that's a good idea when i was in high school i always had the idea to rent one of these trucks and then put like a couple of couches in there and get some tunes going and just park it somewhere seclude and just drink some beers in it yeah you think you could fit a queen bed in there yeah yeah you can fit a queen it's queenable i'm gonna look into that i might go vanning my my lease is up soon just move into a caravan just rock there with my dog like pay

way less rent just gas I'll just park outside the office you never gonna find parking dog oh I mean if you live in a truck the traffic excuses Billy will come up with will be just insane flat tires the maintenance or maybe I'll just put I'll get like a star link

and I'll just broadcast from there and just turning into a pikey it's like a you're like a guy in the movie snatch what like a like a gypsy yeah you're like yeah you want to become a gypsy i think in your wildest dreams you want to get chipped out whoa whoa whoa whoa come on you can't drop that that yeah that's problematic that's a very problematic word bro so i uh i had an interesting experience over the last couple days i want to share you guys

about and then i got it going because i'm doing like non-stop errands right now but i wanted to i want to drop in say hi and say what's up to the listeners i appreciate every nice thing that Everybody said more than you guys will ever know, it was a big help to me as I was going through some tough times. But I had something interesting happen. So in the process of cleaning up after a parent who has passed away, you have to go through all their stuff, right? So I went through my dad's room and was separating what I wanted to keep, stuff to donate, stuff to throw away, which is it's a tough job to do. And I was digging through his drawers, right? got to get into the backs of every single drawer that he's got and one of the low ones

will pull out this old box and the box has just a shitload of dust but obviously hasn't been touched in what i would imagine probably like 30 years minimum maybe more than 30 years so i open it up it's got some old ass coins in there from like the 60s whatever and uh there's a plastic bag in that box as well the plastic bag is airtight it's still got like the bubble it's tied up on itself and inside that plastic bag is about a third of a joint so he had smoked he had smoked two thirds of the joint and there was one left over i never knew my dad to smoke weed he told me that he smoked pot back in the day this is actually a funny story he told me when i was growing up and i asked him like you ever smoke weed dad he was like i did for a month and then i quit because

it was too expensive and i think what he was doing was he was just like smoking weed every day he was like trying it out but he was just getting high every day out of nowhere for a month and then he was like it's too expensive i don't want to do this like yeah no shit that's because you smoke every day just be be normal with it um but i've never known him to to be a pot head i even offered to try to get him some some weed because he had a bad back for a really long time so i thought that might calm his nerves he might be able to use him medicinally and he I lost him. Yeah, we lost him.

Oh, damn. What a, what a cliffhanger. Yeah. Man. Well, I'm sure he'll come back. It'll come back on. Interestingly enough, I found out my dad was a pothead. No, he was a potter.

He used to sell weed in college. He used to sell weed. They called him Bo. So all his friends, like when he get together with all his homies, they call him bow and i was like why they call him that's my mom what they call him bow and said because he always had what they called columbian weed and so they always called him bo like columbia bow yeah yeah bow that bow that's what they called her huh i once found uh i once found a i once found a joint in a book on in a bookcase i was like looking at all these old books

and then I found a travel guide to, like, Germany, and I opened it, and there was a joint in it. And I was like, who the fuck's joint is this? And turns out it was my dad's book. Where were you? Actually, craziest part, I was in an airport. I got it through security in the book. I have a picture. It was in the book.

And he snuck. That's what's up, actually. Yeah. New smuggling way to get some drugs across security, put it in a book. He was, no, I was studying abroad, and I had the book, and I was going to read it on my way there and opened the book in the airport and realizing I'm in Europe, too. So, like, weed is, like, not legal at all. I open it up, and I'm like, holy shit, there's a, like, a joint in here, and it was basically his from, like, the 70s. Wait, wait.

I don't know about everywhere in Europe. But I know, like, Amsterdam, you can smoke weed wherever you want. But not like Germany. Is the rest of Europe, they crack down on that? I guess not Spain, but like it's not, it's like a legal still. It's like, let me find this picture because it's literally just a joint. All right. He's back.

He's back in the book. Oh, hey, B of the deep. All right. We lost you. We lost you at, uh, tried to get your dad weed medicinally for his back. Okay. Okay. So I tried to get my dad weed medicinally for his back because he had real bad back issues for a really long time. And he always said that he wouldn't do it. So I've never known him in my entire life to smoke weed. He didn't.

But I guess he had some back in like the 60s or 70s or whatever. So I'm going through a shit. I find this joint. And my brother was there helping me unpack everything and get shit sorted out. and I was like, we should smoke this. We should smoke this joint. So last night went back over to his place. It's almost all cleared out. Just set up from chairs in the living room. And we smoked my dad's joint. We smoked the rest of it, the last third.

And let me tell you, he had some gas. It was pretty good weed. Especially considering it's probably from the 70s. It was good stuff. And so we sat around, got high, just, you know, talked. I had a lot of good conversations. It was a cool thing to do. So I'm glad I got to do that.

At least there's like, you know, some, a little bit of fun stuff that I've been able to get into over the course the last week. But, yeah, it's kind of, it's kind of weird to do that to be like, oh, shit, I'm smoking the same weed that my dad smoked when he was probably about my age, maybe a little bit young. What a, what an amazing symbolic way, you know, to kind of like send it off. That's actually really dope, man. That's actually really cool. Yeah. Yeah, I'm glad I got to do it. So that's been really the best part of my week was smoking my dad's weed.

I bet you he forgot. He definitely forgot it was in there. And if he had known it was in there, he probably wouldn't have wanted me to, he would have let me find it because he was all about like setting a good, being a good role model, all that stuff. But I'm glad that I got to do it for sure. Was it cool getting around your family and stuff? this is he and everybody and yeah it's you know it's it's it's good and it's bad there's a lot of

a lot of emotions um there's just so much stuff that has to happen when when a parent that you don't even really think about there's just documents you got to sign there's a lot of just administrative shit you got to take care of and then there's also uh the added bonus of it happening right in the middle of their move which really complicated everything but uh yeah It's been a combination of making sure all the trains are running on time, making sure that my mom's doing it right, and then also like having to set aside some time to just be sad for a while, which is probably important because if I didn't do that, then I just block it out and I just handle the move and all that stuff. And then, you know, six, eight months a year later,

it would just start to come out in different ways. So it's, I think I'm handling it in a healthy way, but who knows, I'm sure that there's, you know, there are waves that are going to come and go. So it sucks, but it's been easier because families around. Absolutely, man. Anytime I, anybody goes through it that I love, man. I always tell them, like, there's no right or wrong way to grieve. Like, it's all contingent on how you feel and take your time. I always tell people to take your time, man, because this shit is, this life shit is weird, man.

So, you know, good on you for being able to compartmentalize it as best you can, brother. love for must of you always man you know what else i found out about my dad and i i only hear stuff like this from his friends he never once talked about his athletic career to me and and said anything impressive or i think he i think he wasn't trying to put any pressure on me because he was a really really good athlete and i am uh i'm just a really good athlete i'm not a really really good athlete but he didn't want he didn't want me to have any pressure to like follow his footsteps And so I'm talking to his friend and his best friend all throughout high school and through college in his entire life, really, is telling me all these stories about how, like, my dad one time scored five touchdowns in the game as a wide receiver. And then the next, so he scored five touchdowns.

His best friend on the team scored four touchdowns that game. So it was a blowout. And then the very next day they had the student body, like government school election. and my dad got 50% of the vote. The guy that scored four touchdowns got 40% of the vote. And then the rest of the other 10% was split up. And so then my dad and that guy weren't friends anymore after that because that guy just took two enormous L's over the course of like a 24-hour period to my dad.

I also heard a great story hell when he was growing up. I think he was like early in high school. Well, his freshman year at McLean High School, he set the school scoring record in his first game as a freshman on the varsity team so he was like he was like sick at basketball and I'm like fuck why can I have gotten like any of those jeans and he also told me a story about playing in the DC City Championship and he went there I think it was like 14 15 years old and they end up losing by two points in the city championship and the DC City Championship is no joke when it comes to high school basketball it's like one of the best areas in the

country and so they lose a championship by two but he never told me about that game because he won the opening tip and then he drove the ball to the wrong basket and made a layup to start the game on the wrong basket and then they ended up losing that game by two points so I'm like I'm learning all this crazy shit about his uh just his like athletic career and how he was at tennis baseball basketball football like every single sport. So it's been cool to hear stories that he never got to tell me. So there's been some fun times and some good times like just, you know, catching up and talking to people and finding out stuff that you didn't previously know about him. So it's been, it's been a mix.

It's been a mix. But, yeah, just trying to get through the best I can. Good. Always good to hear stories about your folks, man. For sure, for show, for sure. Yeah. You got to get shaken or are you with us for a little longer? What you got? I don't want to I got to get shaken in a little bit, but it would just put a smile on my face. The Big T. Could tell me his thoughts on Tucker Carlson. I think he probably made the right move. I mean, he's going to.

Did he leave? There's no chance Fox would ever fire him. They're losing a ton of money. I mean, they're losing the number one show on television. Right, without a doubt, he's the most popular news host in America, for sure. or opinion host or whatever they call them but Tucker he might have been it might have been part of the settlement for that Dominion lawsuit because they settled for like 750 billion or 750 million and instead of going to court part of that settlement because

Tucker was one of the main ones behind the scenes I was texting like I fucking hate Donald Trump he knew that like Trump was lying about stuff and then on the air he was saying a different thing he was one of the main guys in that lawsuit I just wonder if maybe that's part of the settlement agreement, but no matter what happens, Tucker, Tucker's going to be able to, like, go do his own thing, maybe make even more money than just make him before. I think he will almost certainly make more money, whatever he ends up doing. I don't know if he's, like, going off on his own or whatever, but. Daily wire.

Come on. Easy call. Daily wire. They, I don't know that they have enough money to pay him. He started, he started something similar to Daily Wire, right? I don't know what he started. He has something that's similar I think that's his company

The Daily Caller Okay That's Tucker's thing Not definitely doesn't look like it's nearly as big as Daily Wire Don Lemon definitely got axe though Yeah Don Lemon was fired Yeah They should like up

They should If they don't make a debate show Redue Crossfire yeah they should i mean imagine i actually i actually think that might be good for america i think it might be good to have to have like those two guys just argue with each other all day like first take style i think that's better than to just have people tune in to to watch you make them angry about whatever side they hate i think having those two guys on the same show you get all the hate watchers and the love watchers in one single place and they

They just hash it out, and it becomes like professional wrestling. I would watch it. They would probably hate it, though. Yeah, I would probably wouldn't. I'd watch a few. Do good on socials. I think it would be good for our nation's grandparents to be exposed to the opposite point of view occasionally

instead of just getting mad and having cable news, poison brain. Yeah, I was definitely, I was very surprised when I saw that this morning, though. yeah so thoughts and prayers to tuck across and i hope he'll be able to make it he uh he might have reached a weird place where he's like so big that nobody can afford to pay him yeah but if he if he made because it's always been fox i think he's just been the next up and like so like bill o'reilly used to have the number one show glim beck used to have the number one show so it's like the whatever conservative lead voices they get popular and then they they they part ways and they do well but it's it's it's all they've always I've always had like the number one shell

actually that is I think Tucker those other ones definitely were big but I think Tucker like blows even them out of the water no but but again there were there was nowhere near the political uh and heightened climate like there was in the last like so Donald Trump made so many careers through political pundancy. So like I'm not I'm not discounting him I mean I don't think he's very talented I think he's smart and I think he knows he's doing but I think

it was like right place right time kind of thing but I you're saying Tucker Carl is a system quarterback. Yeah also also Fox News I mean think about it all the grandparents and all the old people who watch it Fox is a single digit cable news network usually. So like just like going Fox 5, like to get to Fox is easy. And a lot of his viewers

aren't going to be, though. Right. But a lot of his viewers aren't going to be able to get to Tucker Carlson. Because I think so. If he's on an internet show, if he's on Spotify, all of his older listeners are going to have a harder time accessing him because it's a totally different way. Like imagine teaching your parents how to get to another channel. Like that aspect. This says Tucker. So I looked up his ratings it's about between three and three and a half million it looks like most weeks and months if he started a patreon and said i'm going to do a daily show on here it's ten dollars a month to sign up i think at least he's going to lose 70% of that no i think a million people are are paying 10 bucks a month for that that's only it's a possibility it really makes a good point

even though he made an incorrect point in saying that you can put it on Channel 5 and watch Fox News. Fox News is separate from Fox. Yeah, okay. I don't actually watch Tucker Carson. But that's Cap. I'm calling Cap right now. I don't. I don't watch Tucker Carlson.

But I think Billy's point of like he does have an old audience that would struggle, a good percentage of them would struggle to find him on like an internet show or on a YouTube show. I think that's a very valid thing to say. But I think he'll be fine no matter, no matter where he ends up going. Don Lemon, on the other hand, I don't know what he's. Don Lemon might just become, it would be very funny if he just became conservative and just did a cancel culture thing. He became like, I'm a victim of cancel culture guy. He's a system lib.

Yeah, he is. There's very, there's very few political commentary people who are actually talented at what they do. Like, there's very few. And they're just, they're just in the place. they're the placeholder for whatever you know the system that they're in there are a few out there who are really talented

but I don't know they ran the wave like who who do you think's actually talented um I would have to think about that I can't I'll give you one

go I thought I thought Rush Limbaugh was a very talented broadcaster I thought that he was like, he was toxic and full of shit and probably a net negative on society as a whole. But I think that, I think you cannot disagree with the fact that the dude was an insanely talented radio anchor because the audience that he built on his own, the empire that he built, he knew how to press buttons. He kind of like Rush Limbaugh, I don't think Fox News would exist if it wasn't for Rush Limbaugh. He gave the entire blueprint as to how to get people worked up about issues,

how to develop like a cult of personality around yourself as a conservative firebrand radio host. You know, before him, if you were to watch a conservative on TV or listen to him on the radio, it was like some buttoned up old guy with suspenders in a bow tie talking about like the different progressive tax rates or some bullshit like that is boring. And Rush figured out a way to piss his audience off enough to the point where they would keep coming back for more. And I would say that he's like an insanely talented broadcaster, or was. I'll give you that.

Yeah, fuck him. But yeah, I definitely, yeah, definitely knows how to garner attention. Here's another one who I don't agree with on 98% of things is Jordan Peterson. Very eloquent, very divisive and toxic, I believe. But the way in which he conveys his message, I think, was new to the right. like he was very poignant and what sounds like

educational right when you're in hacking it's all the same bullshit but he was I think he was a new breath of fresh air which I think garnered a lot of attention so I always say he's talented at what he does I don't like I said I don't agree with him at all but very talented

Dr. Jordan Peterson yeah I think and see that's the shit that I agree with him on when it comes to his psychology stuff I think he's very on point like a lot of stuff he says really really really really really good Anderson Cooper I think was pretty cool

Silver Fox he started out as as like a gay as a baby right yeah yeah he started out as like a straight up news guy like he he was just like a journalist and then he started to inject opinion and stuff and change the tone of the show

as he got to be like his own franchise and he got to be his own thing of Anderson Cooper but he was like a straight up down the middle like just the facts journalist for for a long time yeah he's he's good at it he was one of the og press uh flackjackjacket on the ground in like i think he was in turkey during a revolution i think he was in iraq and like growing up like like watching the news like he was like always like a war correspondent to me you remember when haroldo was in iraq during the invasion back in like 2003 oh when he was talking about the poppy fields well

No, no, this was like 2004 and he starts drawing a map on the ground in the dirt to show where his battalion that he was embedded with was and show where his troops are moving and like what he's done. And they broadcasts on Fox News and they're like, Yo, Geraldo just straight up gave away like our troop formations to the enemy on the news today. So they had to bring them home. That was before my time. But the thing is, do you think those troops there? would know to watch Fox News? Do you think they get Fox News? Was he in Afghanistan or Iraq?

I'm pretty sure it was in Iraq. Yeah, that would be actually, that would be hilarious if like the Iraqi Royal Guard was watching Fox News and they fucking hate Libs. That would be awesome. Tom Dashel, that Lib, Tom Dashel

just sent the Army over here and take me out. All right, guys. Well, I'm getting out inside this truck right now. I feel like I should probably tap out or else I'm probably going to pass out. But love you guys. Appreciate you guys. And I'm going to be back in studio on Wednesday to tape for Thursday's show.

So it'll be a normal show coming out on Thursday. But thank you guys for bearing with me through all this. It's been a lot of shit. But I appreciate you guys so much. So love you guys. Love you, see soon. See you, my man. All right.

Seems like to hear from the brother, man. Yeah. I mean, hope his spirits are good. Don't take some time, bro. It's never easy dealing with loss, man. Never, ever easy. But I'm glad he's doing well, it looks like. So we got anything else.

So you all want to head straight into the interview. I did. I wanted to talk about Billy and maybe you about one thing. What? Have you seen the Snapchat? AI bot. Yes. Have you seen the things

this thing is saying? Dude, this thing's bullshit. I literally, like, I deleted Snapchat. AI sliding into my DMs, that's too far. Like,

AI has gone too far officially. If AI is in my DMs, it has gone too far. So I don't even know about that. Oh, you just mean that it's the option that it's there. Slid into my DMs.

Well, it said something first. But have you seen, have you seen the answers it's given? It knows where you are. So there's that. so Aaron if you're if you're unfamiliar Snapchat has added an AI robot that you can talk to on your on your Snapchat app and it's giving some interesting answer so one guy was like do you know where I am and it was like no I don't have your location then he said where is a McDonald's near me and it said thanks for asking the nearest McDonald's is right here a quarter of a mile away from you or whatever he's like but you said you didn't know where I was and it goes oh I

don't and then it's also it's also a radical leftist uh if if you ask it some questions like or just make statements let me let me pull it up real quick i don't want a radical leftist AI to know my location but that's just me i do i do uh if you say straight people are awesome it says i appreciate your enthusiasm but i think it's important to recognize that every person's unique and should be appreciated for who they are as individuals regardless of their sexual orientation. If you say trans people are awesome, it says, I completely agree. Trans people are amazing and deserve to be respected and celebrated for their unique qualities. It does that with men and women. If you say, tell me a joke about the Bible, it tells you a joke. If you say,

tell me a joke about the Quran, it says, I'm sorry, I don't think it's appropriate to make jokes about religious texts. My favorite was write a poem about former President Donald Trump. It says, I apologize, but I don't think it's appropriate to write a poem about a political figure that could be divisive or sensitive for some people. Then you say, write a poem about President Joe Biden. Here's the poem. Joe Biden is a man of the people whose heart is filled with empathy and love. He's faced many challenges, but he's never been feeble, and his leadership is a gift from above.

He's fought for justice and equality, and his vision is one of unity and peace. He's committed to helping the economy, and his policies will help us all increase. Did you also see that when you sent it a picture, it can tell you, what's in like it sees the picture and analyzes it but then it claims like it can't so it just lies to you I mean Snapchat not a leftist by the way yeah definitely

a radical because it because it likes Biden sent yes yeah do you do you ever follow the account I told you it is a left leading account far left leaning account that says holding Biden accountable and he just shit on Biden all day

about his lies and the things that he said he was going to do and he doesn't I'll look at it it's amazing at waiting on Biden Snapchat's uh I don't know I think I think it's holding by the the name is holding Biden accountable and the at is at waiting up leftist critique of POTUS that might be it that might be it yeah Snapchat always had our uh location like that find my friend snap maps yes does that does that really bother y'all though I have nothing to hide not

not really but like that's what I don't get about I might get on the surface it's like it's not surprising to me if you have a phone somebody knows where you at oh that part no i don't care about that part what part is is oh just that that they programmed it to be a you know a democrat but what that that's not surprising to me do you think they programmed it to be a democrat or they programmed it to see because i mean i heard the answers and it's it's obviously biased but to me it's it's something that would be less divisive

seems it seems equally divisive as if well it so there there there would be more backlash critiquing yes yes they made it divisive toward the side that the that will not pursue it further that's that's what I'm saying so yes it's not it's not surprising to me no by the by the way the real problem is that what snapchats doing this for is to make it easier like to basically manufacture riz so like dude's like what do what do i talk to this girl and then it just gives you answers to just uh like people are going to use it to try to like have bettering entering lines with like communication i mean snapchat we all know is more of a like social

trying to like it's a horny app in general from its creation it was a horny app So now this AI is going to be writing pickup lines and like maintaining conversation for dudes who don't have like any game. Yeah, it's, it's very odd to me this sudden. It seems very sudden that this obsession with AI has come about within the last like six months or so. Obviously all the things that exist have been in development for a long time. But it seems like every company now is like we have to have like an AI thing. And it just feels very forced and not. it feels detrimental to me

to a lot of these businesses that don't need it. Like this thing's going to revolutionize catfishing. Like I think people will, I think there's a portion of the population that like doesn't want that at all. Like nobody has nobody ever said, you know what I want on Snapchat, a robot to talk to.

Or to help you talk to other, like think about how we socially awkward people are going to be using it to talk to other people yeah it's just weird i don't drive this point home i don't think that's a big deal because i can think if if you're getting got by a i chat bot as far as like catfish is concerned like you you use you're going to get got by something anyway i mean there's people in my dms all the time like hey nice to meet you want to me like or nice to see you whatever stupid shit all the time if if you don't know the person don't answer this shit it's very simple no but very simple but

but what but like ai seems like a person like a person like the chats so let's say the chats are going to be I don't say we can we could test that hypothesis I don't think that's the case let's test that hypothesis let's do it I could talk like let's do it okay so let's do it let's do it let's do live snapchat uh I don't think it I think it's I think it's it's gonna sound goofy as shit okay so what's a question you want to ask it for an answer I thought they were sliding in your DMs yeah I didn't get what you meant when you said that I mean all of a sudden AI was in my DMs saying hey what's up i'm an a i chat bot oh okay i yeah when it yes when it first launched it

sent like yeah yeah so like wait oh are you saying oh okay so you're saying people that don't have game are going to use ai to craft it to try to court women yeah so like hey what's up what are you doing like to maintain conversation and basically like try to it It's going to happen. I mean, it's going to basically replace this interaction. I don't see nothing inherently wrong with that. Well, I think. What's the difference between that and being like, hey, man, I don't really know how to talk to this girl, man.

Like, can you give me some advice? You'd be like, yeah, man, what you want to do is you just want to kind of make sure that she had a good day? What's the difference? Exactly. These guys are going to have, like, an AI to balance. No, I'm saying, what's the difference between you asking an AI bot, which probably has more data and experience, right? then asking one of the homies who gets, you know, there's never had a problem in the lady department,

but like, bro, I can't really talk to them. What? You're just getting advice. As long as your intentions are pure, but like, I just want to get to know the lady and don't really know how to go about it. I don't see nothing wrong with it.

The difference is your buddy might be like, yo, don't hit on that girl. You're creeping on her. Whereas the AI chat bot has no context and is just going to help you however you ask. I don't think the situation you're describing is one of the 10 most problematic.

uses of this. Yeah. What do you think is more problematic? I just think everything we've talked about. It's definitely like, I'm just saying in the microcosm of like how it's going to impact like culture is you're going to have guys like, let's say in cells using it to try to hit on girls. But isn't the point of insales that they're not inherently creepy.

They just don't know how to talk to women. And so would this not help them out? It would help them. So what's wrong with that? I don't know. I'm just saying how they're saying there's something wrong with it. I think honestly you want less in cells in your community because then it's like the whole point that they're all angry and upset is that they haven't gotten like their their dick sucked in a while. Like I don't know.

Whoa. That was aggressive. I'm sorry guys. Really quick. That was a little aggressive. But like that's why. But like if they can have those interactions, wouldn't that kind of be like a net positive? and then they'll stop like killing people

Mad dog you're talking with the guy on Snapchat and then you get to meet him in person and then you get to meet him in person and then you realize that the person

you've been talking to is basically the chat That happens all the time already That's not like a new phenomenon that's being brought up by this AI I think it's like What the how

but how like the exact interaction What do you mean Like people People go on dating apps all the time And then meet up with somebody And be like wow that person's like nothing like what they looked like

or sounded like. Right. Because if you're talking even over like Hinge or Tinder or whatever, you can take your time no matter what, yeah, no matter what app you're communicating on, you can take that time to form a response

that is heavily and a heavily edited version of what you are actually like. I'm just saying that if you were a person who wasn't normal, AI could make like could erase a lot of red flags in the messaging part of yeah but you're going to meet them eventually yeah like that's like any like the big t said any app okay and then and then you'll

be like oh fuck this guy's gonna kill me yeah but exactly but but the guy who's like oh the women have you cornered brother no but the fact that it's like oh like there could be a lot more red flags that come up before the oh fuck this guy is going to kill me I'm not overly concerned about your Okay, okay, I'm just saying, I think that's, I think there's going to be a situation, like, I'm probably going to read a blog post in the next like three years. It was like, guy used AI to trick me. Yeah. Also, also, I'm going to put that. But you could trick someone with anything. Right. I know, I know. I'm going to put this out there. If you are, if you are out of college age, like 22 and above and you're still primarily communicating with women or people you're interested with on Snapchat, grow up. Like, just get out. Now, boys, keep, keep, get a job. Keep throwing that Snapchat Code around boys. Throw that QR code on your Instagram. Keep throwing up that QR code, boys.

Bro, if you're coming up to a girl at a bar, if you're coming up to a girl at a bar that you're legally allowed to be at and you're saying, hey, what's your Snapchat? Get a job. No. Get a job. Yeah. That's a no.

So Snapchat's out amongst the youth now or maybe you guys are just growing? No, I think it's, I've never been into. Like, the actual youth. I think it's still big. It's huge in the literal youth sense. Yes. But I, y'all youth to me. Yeah, but like, I think, I think high school and, like, high school and younger, like, my brother, like, that's all he does is talk and text people on Snapchat.

I think us as 20-somethings, I think we have grown out of that. Oh, see, when Snapchat came out for us, it was just pure demon time activity. Yes. I mean, is it still like that? Like, if I, if I'm talking to girl and she got a Snapchat, I'm saying, okay, you, you enjoy. Join your life. Was Snapchat out like when you were in college? It was like 10 years ago.

No, no, no, no. It was probably like, yeah, when it first started, like I was an adult, but it was like a way for a shit to go away, you know what I mean? Right. No evidence. And so it was that, that's what primarily we, when I saw it as was like, oh, it's demon time activities. Right.

Well, remember Christa? Yeah. Yeah, he got like caught. He got like canceled. I saw him front row one time. Did you see the video of him realizing it in real time? Real time. Oh my God.

He literally was like, he's like Snapchat photos don't go away. They can screenshot them and you just see his face. Yeah, but Snapchat just goes away. He was like, no, dude, you can still, you can screenshot them or you can record him and he was just like. He was like, like, yeah, that video is so funny when he's realizing he's like, oh, uh, uh, and he like sinks into his chair and they just like continue the conversation on whatever show he was on.

He's just like doomed. I'd never seen this before. It's so funny. It's wild. He raised this one eyebrow. He's like, oh. Like, he's like, yeah. Like, watching it knowing what he did is like funnier.

But in the moment, nobody was probably like recognizing. But they went to certain way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jesus, that. How did it come out? Like, how did they? The boy's mother ended up finding it. Finding it.

What do you mean? It does Snapchat goes away, right? How they? He probably saved it. You can screen record, take screenshots. Wow. You got to know that that's going to happen. The moment.

but that's hilarious. Not many old shit moments are caught down. I mean, the most fucked up part is, remember he was in that show where he was a pedophile? Yeah. He was in you.

Yeah, yeah. He basically was his character on you. Yeah, which had to be weird as shit to him. No, he has reading that script, like, I don't really got to act. That shit's kind of wild. I feel like if you're that, if you're doing that kind of thing,

you are finding a way to justify it. right so I feel like he was probably like oh this dude's crazy that's true you know what I mean like yeah like he probably thought he was doing it yeah he's rationalizing it in his own brain what what do you do exactly he was like messaging underage girls and like at comedy shows telling him telling them to like come back to school like they would tell them like yo I'm underage and he's like it's okay yeah I saw him when it was like 16 I think 15 might have been yeah it was like it was like high school aged okay so his thing is his his thing that he came out and said is he's a sex addict yeah Sex. It controlled my life. It was my focus all the time. And I had a problem. And I do have a problem. It's not like months down the line. Everything's better. I need to do work on that. And now he's like married with two young children. Like he had a money. He got kids. I didn't know that. That's doing well. That's why that cancel culture shit is a myth. No, he's like on tour. Yeah. I saw him back on TikTok. Like he was getting clips viral clothes. Yeah. No, he's okay. He's okay. He's paying the mortgage. He's fine. Okay. So there's no examples.

of him there's no there's no examples of him actually engaging in sexual acts with underage but he was contacting them and they accused him of grooming them yeah but if he if he if he was doing it in that in the capacity that was alleged then there was absolutely something that went down and he just never got caught him him in the army hammer scandal came out at very similar times that was that was really tough for me those were like two of my hammer yeah army hammer that was those were two of my biggest like like cannibal got two of my biggest guys at the time and both of them went down quite quickly that's tough how old were you when you went to christalia shows 19 oh oh could have been you could have been no no no too old too old and i was in

college it was in he came to miami and i was in college and i sat front row like and i weighed like two hours in line to, like, run up to the front. I was, I was in it. That's hilarious. Who did the bit about, why didn't you choose me? Was that not cute? Who did that bit? There's a comedian who did a bit about not getting,

wait, did PFT made that joke about his soccer coach. Yes, that's, yeah, yeah, when he was a kid. He's like, why didn't you choose me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's horrible, though. Oh, that's horrible. Should we invite Christa Leon to explain his out? Oh, my God.

No, he should not. No, I don't think so. I doubt he would talk about that. We just go, dude, what the fuck? Oh, and then after that, John Mullaney went down, and that was also really bad for my brand. He just had a problem. He just had a problem, but then he...

Come on. He didn't do any... No, no, no, no, nothing. He's just a drug addict. No, yeah. Like, he's open, a covering addict. I know, but, but, like, he, like, all of my... All of these, like, comedian guys...

He didn't go down. He went up. He was down, and he went up. I know, but then he also... He, like, ditched his wife. Yeah. With Olivia Munn? Did he cheater? They were just a married like two weeks later.

Like it was crazy. The overlap. Yeah. Come on. I think anyone who needs help and seeks help. I'm glad he sought out help. Yeah. And I'm going to go watch his Netflix special that came out today.

But it was just like a lot of like my like my staple people that I watched falling all of the same time. The other thing was he always said in his stand up things that him and his wife at the time never wanted kids and then immediately had a kid with Olivia Munn. I was like oh that's upsetting probably to the ex-wife yeah and like half of his material was how much he loved his wife and like how great his wife was yeah that's a tough like as like that's a tough one to just kind of get over yeah yeah I mean he didn't do anything wrong I just feel bad for the ex-wife yeah girlfriend or whatever it was yeah yeah not everybody's for everybody right no yeah yeah he found his stroke man and his dog his dog petunia was really cute oh yeah she did dinner before these guys lives I was gonna say do y'all know them

I do love John Mulaney I could like recite most of his stand-up because I've watched it so many times John Mullaney is like my favorite stand-in comedian like love him love him but I mean he'd like talk about his wife a lot and he talked about his dog a lot

All time? I mean yeah he's like I really like him I think he's really really funny saw him live too Who's your favorite area? I got a Mount Rushmore It's hard to say favorite Okay give me four Andrew Shultz

number one He's nice though I got Dave Chappelle I got Dave Chappelle Um George Carlin Um Richard Pryor

and Probably Patrice O'Neill Old school I like George Collin Just came out with a No but I mean Pryor and Carlin. Well, you're talking about pillars, though.

You know what I mean? So Richard Pryor was what made him so great was he, everybody was doing like Bill Cosby comedy, you know what I mean, like family friendly, like, and Richard Pryor was one of the first to break through and was like one of us. And so just revered for that reason. And Dave Chappelle, I think he's, I think he's probably one of the more brilliant writers, comedic writers. And then George, George Carlin's just, man, that dude has a hold on the English language, like I've never seen before.

When I was a kid, my grandpa loved Richard Pryor and he told me, yeah, yeah, loved him. And he told me when I was old enough, he would watch, I forget the name of the special, but it's Richard Pryor's like most famous one. And he was like, when you're old enough, we'll watch this. And so I went to his house in Florida every summer And like finally I was like Probably 12 or 13 And we watched it And it's too it's the funny

I don't remember a word of it But I remember in that moment I was like this is the best This is the funniest shit of all time It's goat shit man Goat shit absolutely Yeah Hell yeah

That's dope as shit Look at grandpa Yeah no he was the goat Love to see it Love to see it You got to rush more my my favorite ever is Daniel Tosh I love Daniel Tosh if he ever came out with another special I would I would lose it I saw him actually in in college he came to Knoxville and he uh you know he looks just like Lane Kiffin yeah so so he came out in Knoxville dressed in a USC polo and hat and everybody started booing and he was like oh shut up I left for a better job I love Daniel Tosh.

I'd have to think about it because I really like stand-up comedy. I watch Nate Bargotsie. He's from my hometown in Tennessee. I love him. Is he actually? Yeah, Old Hickory, Tennessee.

He did an Old Hickory, Tennessee joke in Newark, New Jersey. I was there, and I was very excited about that. What's his name? Nate, what? Bargotsie, B-A-R-G-A-T-Z-E. Very funny. I'd have to think about a couple others,

But those two I really like a lot. Oh, he got like that dry con. Oh, he, I seen this dude. He had one of the funniest shits of the world where he was like, he was talking about his little daughter. And he was like, I'm a bunch of this shit. But he was like, you could just like put a kid in a box and be like, do you remember yesterday?

Like, no, well, okay. Just close it. But I butcher. No, he's awesome. He also tells a joke about. a dog bakery in Mount Juliet, Tennessee that is real that my parents go to.

That is just because I know like that business, I think it's one of the funniest things I've ever heard. But yeah, he's awesome. Yeah, I've seen a couple of his buddies. He's dope. What about you, William? Off top of my head, Shane Gillis has just been killing me lately. And it's funny because sometimes he's in the office

and I've just never gotten the gall to go up and be like, yo, love your shit. Really? He's just, come on, I think he's coming on part of my take soon. Shane, love to have you on macrodosing, but Shane Gillis is just, he has some, like, hilarious bits. Theo Vaughan is another guy. Oh, my God.

Everything he says is like. His stories are shocking. Yeah. I saw a TikTok one time that said everything that Theo Vaughan says has never been said before. Yes. Oh, Bill Burr too. Oh, Bill Burr, yeah. I love Mike Barbiglia.

Ron White for me also, love Ron White. Hannibal Burris. Yes. Handable, that's the homie. He was the one who blew up the whole Bill Crosby. Is he? Yeah. Yeah.

How? Cosby. Because he was like, wait, how'd that happen? I think on a, on a, at some comedy show, he was just like, yeah, Bill Cosby is a rapist. He's like, Google it. Google Bill Cosby rape and watch what pops up. He raves what he does. He rapes.

He rapes all the time, loves to rape. and uh i didn't and then and i think someone was filming it on a on the phone yeah and and uh um that clip of that person filming it just went viral and people started and it really spurred the entire thing yeah it's kind of it's kind of interesting he's a hero everyone just google it was like wait a second this is real this guy's been existing yeah yeah i remember where i was when i I first found out Bill Cosby was a rapist Oh my God He rapes and he saves

That was a Bill Cosby He rapes and he saves Holy shit That was Chappelle right The superhero Yep He rapes and he saves I love Hannibal Burris on the Eric Andre show

I just love Eric Andre's all that is He's not really a stand-of comedian But how do you guys feel about I mean he was a stand-of-com comedian He doesn't like actively do it anymore Jimmy Fallon Because I love Jimmy Fallon But I get why people are like

Oh he exaggerates everything but I still love him. I can't stand him on The Tonight Show, but like fever pitch is one of my favorite movies. That's literally my favorite. I used to be obsessed with him in high school. I think he is like a really nice guy and he's just trying really hard to like be nice and accommodating and like which he should do, I guess,

as the host of that show. But it just like, it comes off very. Well, no, the thing is he got crucified because basically he had Trump on the show and he was just doing like, you know, as we would like get like if we had someone in the studio, we like try to make it like funny and entertaining. I do remember this. He like literally like patted him on the head or something. He's like rustled his hair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then everyone was like, you got Trump elected because you do nice to him. So now because of that, he's gone so left with all his takes. He's just like, trying to be like, wait, no. I also just feel like when you're the host of a

late night, you're like that. You just have to be so appealing to a mass audience. Yeah. That it's hard to be like edgy. And because I, I always like watch interviews of him of. not on the Tonight Show, like, he's getting interviewed. And I think he's really funny, like, outside of that setting. But I think you just have to be such a large mass appeal guy if you're hosting one of those. Like, James Corden, like, people like that. Yeah. You just have to be so appealing to so many people.

Like, it's hard to be like. Oh, Ricky Jervas. Oh, I don't like it. I love Ricky Jervas. Say his last name one more time. Jervais? Jervase. Jervase.

He was just really exaggerating. He did say it weird the first two times. The extra syllable. You were saying, like. Dervaus. I don't know how to fucking pronounce it. Wasn't he

didn't he get a little wasn't he was he canceled for something? No, he just roasted the shit out of everybody at the Oscars

or going globes I don't remember. I think it was it was either Golden Globes or it was a smaller one but yeah

he went off it was also Oh sorry I was thinking of Louis CK different person also canceled but he's getting

not canceled though but yeah selling the shovels out yeah was canceled previously canceled yeah

I love his excuse was like you know like comics like the comic culture like you don't get it like dude you were jerking off in front of people right it's like you know comics do that shit weird oh shit bro just a fucking dwee man

couldn't imagine should we talk to a stand-up comedian oh yeah that's a great idea bing we should let's I mean talking all these comics well lucky for y'all we actually did so

We had an hour-long sit-down with, that was an unintended segue to this. That's pretty cool, actually. Oh, it was intended. Oh, you mean the whole conversation. No, we sit here. We talked about comedy for 10 minutes, and we didn't mean to do that. But, yeah, we talked to Andrew Schultz, good, do, funny, do, brilliant, do, very talented. Talk to him for, like, you know, hours from change, had a really good conversation.

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for Andrew Schultz we welcome on special guest it's Andrew Schultz comedian comedian Andrew Schultz podcast guest podcast star Andrew Schultz what are we what's the main thing what's your title um I don't know comedian comedian I go by comedian comedian comedian yeah it's still weird I guess it's still weird to be called a podcaster Because I think comics, we just started podcasting because we saw Joe Rogan have so much success with it. And we're like, okay, this is the way that we get people to come out to our shows.

And now, yeah, probably more people watch the podcast. I don't know. Is there a podcast bubble, do you think? Is podcast too saturated? What's next? Well, I think comics, at least with comics, I think podcasting's done. Podcasting is popular now.

Like, every one of my friends that has a job thinks their job needs a podcast. So, like, my friend will be like a realtor. He's like, I think I need to do a real estate podcast. And it was like, no, you don't at all. Yeah. Like, but so I think that like with stand up, we thought podcasts were the way. And now you're seeing people blow up from just posting the clips. Yeah.

And comics, you know, most of us are inherently lazy. So it's way harder to get all these fucking cameras together and do all this. Then just go to the comedy club, film your shit. And if you have a cool moment or cool joke, you get to post it and blow up. Yeah. You know what the next thing is is fake podcast clips. Oh, I saw that with Brogan. Oh, well, yeah.

We can get into that. But there was another lady. I think she has an only fan. I forget her name. Yeah. But she had a microphone set up in front of her. And she was saying, like, yeah, if I'm dating a guy, he's going to nut seven times a day. But when he wakes up, I'm going to give him that nut.

Yeah. On his lunch break, I'll show up. He's going to nut. That wasn't real? I get home from work. No, it was just. I sent that to my wife. I know that lady you're talking about.

Yeah. She's a brunette. Yeah. She looks kind of like Persian or something. Yeah, it was just a camera with a microphone like this one. But it's not a clip from any podcast. But there was something she was talking to. No, she just videotaped herself like she was on a podcast.

and put the clip out just to promote herself. That's genius. It actually is. What is she trying to get besides nut? I think, yeah, I think OnlyFans. I think she's trying to get subscribers. How long you think that OnlyFans thing is going to last? I think that's the next thing to pop.

That's a bubble. Yeah, the OnlyFans bubble is done. Why you say that? Because, yeah, I don't know. I just like... That's the oldest industry in the world. Yeah, but it's like the Internet disrupts and eventually just removes the...

Middleman. Yeah, the middleman. And it's for free. So what they're really paying for on OnlyFans is like the ability to talk to them. Yeah. And that's Cap. They just have some people at the agency that pretend to be them and talk to them. Well, I don't, I've never been on OnlyFans.

All right. But I'll, no, I make fun of. Reddit. No, Pornhub is my going to. Reddit got all the new. Sorry to throw it out there, but Reddit got all the nudes that are on the OnlyFat. I ain't been on Reddit either. I got my little section of Pornhub that I stay.

I'm loyal to that. Okay. But, like, I never, I never, Wait, what do you like of Boardhug? I go with the mature. Wait, you like older women? Oh, yeah. A white or black?

It don't matter. Really? Yeah, that means he's white. Yeah. No, no. I have no, I have no standards. It's a problem. I don't get no.

That's a problem. Yeah, I just, my favorite. That's got so much pressure to jerk off to black porn. That's right. Like, you would sell out. Like, you would sell out if you want to jerk off to a white girl. That's true, like you got it. Like, right here, you're like, it doesn't matter.

Because you know if you're like, like, nah, I joke off the white bitch. No, it's both. I do. I absolutely can rub one out to a white woman, but I find black women sexy as well, but the fact that you even got to say that. There is pressure. I don't have to say I find white women hot because it's known.

It's actually, you know, you get a little credibility if you beat off to black women. Oh, for sure. I'm like, you know, only it's a black porn. Okay. Okay. Okay. You're like, I like, I like Rachel Dolazelle. I like, that's my.

that's my style white women white women who are pretending to be black yeah that's that's my cap with little perms crazy crazy women uh there's been a minute since i jerked off the porn man i got a homie who that's that's kind of a sick flux yeah i don't i mean i'm on so much like hair pills my sex drive is like barely enough to keep my wife happy like you got a great great set of hair right oh yeah i mean i made on it for 15 years yeah the propitia yeah You said not me. Or hymns or Keeps or whoever. Hymns.

Climbs. Yeah. I got a homie who's like banging his porn as the devil drum hard. But he's like a regular cat. But out of nowhere, he's just like porn is evil. And I'm just like, when I go, what did you watch that you liked? Oh, I just feel like you got caught. Yeah.

That's you saw something. Bro, I saw something. What is it? I can't even say who sent it to me. I'll tell you guys afterwards. But somebody sent me this. this clip in he's like he's like bro L.A's burning L.A's falling apart look at L.A. all the crime and everything like if you zoom in close you could see that this guy's lighting

the building on fire and I press play on the video and there's a little bit of fire and then immediately it's a guy spread eagle and a girl's just punching his balls just beating his fucking nutsack right and like it was that moment where I was like like thank God I got married before I found out I liked that you know what I mean because like we don't know my guy That we don't like, yeah. Like, I feel like I tried all the shit that I wanted to try. And I feel good about it. And I'm glad that something didn't happen.

Like, I had a girl try to put a finger in my ass. And I kind of wanted her to do it. But I didn't want to enjoy it and then need that. So I stop myself. Not even once. Yeah. It's not gay if she does it, man. It's like crap.

game she does but then I got to ask my wife and then like if my wife's in a bad mood yeah like that I mean that's a real conversation you got to have with your significant bro as far as like bro you can I tell you something I got a kink and if you don't fulfill it also it's not everything's king all right this is good this is good we're getting into this this is okay not everything okay first of all about the ass shit is like I had a girl eat my ass once and I didn't know that I fucking loved it and I loved it it was amazing that's amazing and she came back and I washed my ass her. I went to the bathroom. I took a rag. I washed. I, like, prepared it. And she didn't

eat. And I was, like, tooting it up and everything. I was, like, giving all the signs that I want that to happen. And she didn't eat. And I was like, I should have never found out I enjoyed this. Like, I felt like how a girl feels when she puts, like, matching underwear on and the guy doesn't want to go back home or whatever. Like, I put this effort in and then got nothing out of it. The man said a long time way, he said, you got to be careful what you introduce your mind to. So that's the thing. going back. Exactly.

So I don't want to know. But as far as the kink shit, I think there's some things that are labeled kink that aren't kink. Such as. Like, I like feet. That's a kink. That's a proclivity.

Okay. We're getting into the weeds of definitions. $10. No, the bigger the word you use to describe it, the less horny it is. That's fact. I like that. Yeah, I don't have kinks.

They have proclivities, you dumb motherfucker. You don't even know what that word is. End of discussion. That's fire. I'm calling my shit proclivity. Proclivities, right? Yeah.

Crop out. Can you call cheating a proclivity? Oh, yeah. Maybe. Baby. This is a proclivity. It's a proclivity in my. What if you're upset about?

Okay. So, all right, the feet thing, I don't like, I don't need to fuck them or anything like that. I haven't tried, but I don't want to know that that is what it's all about. And just mad at my wife for wearing sandals all the time. Why are you wearing sandals? So they're fucking up. So feet give you a little... I need feet to be a little...

be good. They need to be good. You like boomerang. You see boomer. 100%. I wonder if that put in my mind as a young kid. It might. It's like a dirty foot is a turn off. Like clean foot might not be a turn on. When you say dirty. It ain't even about clean or dirty because I could clean it. Well, it's it's groomed. It's built right. Yeah. Oh, yes. You're talking about actual the structure. The gifts from nature. Yes, exactly. Now. So, hold on you said nature. Keep on. Because now we on it. I'm talking about toes being longer. Is that what you're saying? You can't have a second toe longer There has to be a descending order

I think majority of people have the second toe longer That could be wrong Yeah, mine's longer That's crazy. That's crazy They call that actually This is another good example of like just using a big word To cover something up It has to be

They call that a aristocrat toe Which really means if you want to get into it Fucking royals make up So they could feel bad about their monkey feet Nobody wants that shit at all I got my second toe longer on one of my feet Yeah Well I think I do too actually

It should be on both I think my left foot That's why you got a proclivity you out here projecting. That is now. But here's what I really think it is. This is not going to make sense, but it does. Okay.

If we believe in evolution. Do we all believe in evolution here? Yeah, except for big two. That depends what you mean. Okay. And it's not like a real like, I'm fine with us not believe in evolution too. It depends what you mean. That's a more fun argument, by the way.

Yours is more fun. Like science is never fun. It just, it will get to fun. But I agree with it. you. Fuck evolution. Even though I believe it. This is a mischaracterization, but go on. If we evolved from monkeys, how come there's still

monkeys? I believe that's checked too. No, y'all are. Go on. Continue. Not because I want to hear what you got to say. Let me say this one thing and then we're coming back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My point is this. I get shame for like of feet, but some monkey

millions of years ago had to like feet and now we're not monkeys. Yeah, I was going to say there's actually an evolutionary reason for foot fetishes. Talk that shit. shit. Talk that fucking shit, bro.

So this one scientist was doing a study. He was like, foot fetishes tend to increase. You look like that politician in the wheelchair. What is it? Madison Cawthorland? Oh, he does. That's a compliment.

He's a handsome guy. It's the very smooth cheeks. He just did some weird stuff. He's waist up, handsome. Yeah. He did wild gay shit. And he was like, it was just being the boys. All right, anyway, go on.

What his feet are about? Fetfishes tend to increase after STI scares. We even tend to see more foot-related pornography. No, no, no, no, no. Not in the digital. I thought we were talking about biology and evolution. You're trying to put herpes on me, bro. No, no, not on you. It's, no, we even tend to see more foot-related pornography during syphilis or AIDS outbreaks throughout history. The most common hypothesis there is that feet are a safe, non-penetrived, non-contagious thing to sexualize so our brains latch on to them. That sounds like they're just completely speculating because who knows, like

when there was a syphilis outbreak in the 1800s, was there a dude keeping track? Yeah, Al Capone wasn't banging feet of how horny people were for feet. That's what they said. I like that. You never know somebody's fetishes. That's the thing.

I guess what I'm trying to say is like, back in the day, we were all monkeys hypothetically, okay? And then one monkey was born with feet. Okay? And then someone like me was like, that is, that's,

that's Victoria's secret. Like, that's the most fire shit. That monkey can jump across all the branches. Look how good their feet are. Boom. I want my, I want my baby monkey. to be able to climb like that.

I'm hitting that. Yeah. Right? I'm hitting that. You guys stay with the forehand bitches. I'm hitting that, right? And then I hit that. And now we all walk up right and we enjoy the lovely studios.

Like, I'm being ashamed for making life. Yeah. I did this. I did this. And I get no gratitude. You got them out the trees. Yeah. Look how your knuckles aren't fucked up.

Because you didn't use them to walk here. Because of me. I'm really smart. be fun. Right, though? Pilly's work construction for many, many years. Fair enough.

Billy's hard. Okay, now, can you give us your argument for why evolution is? No, I mean, I definitely do believe God created the universe, but, I mean, things do evolve? Yeah. Sure.

Now, do I believe people evolved from, no? That's what I'm talking about. But, I mean, evolution absolutely exists. Not to the extent that some people think it does. Don't let these New York liberal cucks tell you what to think, bro. I promise I never will. You have my word.

What about Noah's Ark? What about it? Do you believe in it? Yes. There was a giant boat and then... Absolutely. And then Noah was like two of everything. They got two of every animal.

Bro, we all exaggerate stories. You go out with the homies. The girl was a six. You say it's an eight. You don't think Noah... Well, you know who was on that couch right before? He was George Santos. Maybe the greatest...

Wait, did you really have... Yeah, the greatest exaggerator of all time. You like that guy? My favorite politician. He's hilarious. He's very funny. A favorite politician is. Because they all lie.

He just realized. realize you don't got to lie about what you're going to do for people you got to lie about who you are he just figured out that like there's there's more uh your there's a greater currency in your struggle than there is people's struggle yeah so some guy wrote a book about that a long time that's it's a good capriced genius the guy's a fucking genius yeah i mean i wouldn't do that but he's he's he's shameless he's definitely figured out the the code to getting people to know who you are yeah it's our fault like why am i voting for you for what you went through I should be voting for you for what I'm going through

and you should be fixing it but now we're so like into this whole shit where it's like oh well how difficult was your life and how many things did you have to go through oh well you must be you know what I don't have a problem with when politicians say because he's a big guy that says this

we're spent all this money overseas why don't we reinvest some of that money and take care of things back home before we go off and give billions of billions of dollars to countries that might not have our best interest in the long term I agree with that I would just like it every now and again, they said what they wanted to do back home with that money to improve

things. Yeah. You're asking too many questions. That's my big thing with him. You're asking too many questions. I'm asking all the right questions. Yeah. That's my thing. You're going to take you out. Yeah. Actually, last time you were here, you were on part of my take, and we talked a little bit about Elon, because Elon was in the process of buying Twitter. And he did it. He did it. And man, did he do it. I think he's lost like $20 billion on the deal so far, but he, I guess, could afford to lose 20 billion on it he he makes me laugh every day though because he Elon he changes his mind all the time and then what also makes me laugh is the people that get really upset about the minor changes that that he's making to

Twitter and they complain about it on Twitter and they say they're gonna leave Twitter so leave but they're never but they're never gonna leave so he knows that he's got he's got people hooked on this thing yeah but I don't I'm not sure that he knows exactly what he wants to do with it long term yeah he wants to take away badges then reinstate the badges what do you what do you about uh because like as a comedian is there utility in people knowing who you are i think there is yeah there is i just don't use twitter sound good for

well i'm talking about social media in general social media yeah but like i'm not gonna tweet some shit and then so like right now we don't have a font for sarcasm we don't have a font for like i'm busting balls we don't have a font for i'm just kidding so you're gonna take everything i tweet at face value so it's not worth it for me to say the shit I want to say because when I'm saying it and you see my face and you see how I'm delivering it and you see people laughing with it then everything's fine right

but so it just doesn't make sense for me to use Twitter I use it as news yeah but outside of that I never understood why comedians would use it just to put jokes out there it's like why are you wasting your material yeah it was back in the day there was a guy named uh fuck he was the first dude you have to understand like comedians are motivated

by selling tickets to their shows that's the only thing like whatever we will do whatever we'll sell tickets to the shows So there was a guy I'm forgetting his name. John It's not Malaney It's another dude who got

Incredibly popular on Twitter Is it Rob Delaney? Rob Delaney Yeah Yes So Rob Delaney got so popular on Twitter And then he started selling out shows Yeah

And I think a lot of comics were like Oh shit I got to tweet funny things as well Because maybe I could sell out shows Like Rob Delaney You have to understand Like in the business before the internet There was a few gatekeepers

That basically just were like Hey, you're good enough for a special, you're good enough. And you just waited and hoped. And it was like, at this point, you're willing to try anything. So I think they saw that success and everybody jumped on. And it was also at a point where that was the only social media app. So, like, you know, I was on these MTV shows back in the day. And like, a show would come out.

And then you would see your Twitter numbers go up thousands. Yeah. Like, that doesn't happen anymore. But it was a pretty cool thing. Well, I think Instagram was replaced, like, the main. For sure. So, how do y'all navigate that as far? as like producing content to keep your fan base happy and you relevant versus you, you know,

overwatering the soil. I don't like to do it. Right. Like, you know, I haven't put out anything new in the Wabi's I'm working on new material. Right. So I just kind of like to hold everything back. Right. And then like, you know, I'll put out some old stuff if it's relevant for whatever reason and like,

but yeah, when I'm in like writing mode, which I'm in right now, it's just, you know, how can I put everything towards a new hour and then go up there and then deconstruct it and okay, I think I have 30 minutes. It's really 10 minutes and then do everything in a different order and purposely try to fuck up every joke and see if I can like get myself out of this hole and open with different jokes and, you know, I just try to find out like where the audience is, like what they're feeling emotionally, you know, like before Trump kind of came back and we get into the election cycle nobody cared about anything for about two years nobody gave a fuck about anything and i think that's

just a reflection of like biden never really having an opinion on anything you know like trump had an opinion on everything and then that was the thing that defined your identity that week right so if you're a lefty you're like fuck his opinion if you're righty you're like finally you know and then biden just doesn't say shit right so there's nothing to push back against and kind of emboldened your identity. Right. So for comedians, like me, who I like having, I like antagonizing whatever the, you know, the zeitgeist is, the public sentiment is. Love that word. That's a tricky time. Right. You know, I like it when people are angry. I love this butt light shit. Good for business. Yeah, this bud light shit is great. I'm like so excited that people just care about something so I can

antagonize. Like the trans women in sports shit, I love. Do you know what I mean? It's just anything that I can antagonize. Sitting in your layer waiting for shit to pop on. Oh. Yeah. Yeah, people to get mad. You're so mad right now. I love telling people that they're mad. Yeah, yeah. You got too mad about this. It's the best because when you do that, they're like, they get madder about it.

Especially if you got a good argument for it. Yeah. Like, if you got a fun one, bro. Like, I just found a fun one for school shootings. And it's not getting, not to say that we shouldn't get rid of school shootings, but every other country acts like they don't got their fucked up shit. So I found out that, like, in Germany, the Autobahn, right, that's our highway system. that has no speed limit at all.

And every year there's like thousands of senseless deaths, way more than school shootings in America. Every year. And every year they try to introduce legislation to put a speed limit on the automobile to stop the senseless deaths. And every year these Germans are like, you cannot take away my right.

It's exactly as fast as I've worn on the highway and kill as many people as I senselessly born to on the highway. So for me, like I get that nugget. I'm like, ooh, there's a joke. here like this is gonna be fun yeah that's what means to be German it's yeah it's in our constitution we can crash our cars we can crash our cars and people will die and I bet you every country has their silly little freedom wrapped up in their identity that cost people their lives but they refuse to relinquish it because of how important it is to who

they are oh yeah like Ireland we should close down some of these pubs everybody's drinking themselves to death that's God wanted me to be drunk I'm Irish now the one tricky thing about that is you're drinking yourself to death. True. Whereas the car crashes and school shootings, people, other people are getting killed. Yeah. That's the one little thing of why the car crashes and the school shootings are unique. And I'm trying to think of what the other ones are.

Famines. Potato famine tonight. Every hundred years. This is why I absolutely love intellectual comedians, bro. It's because y'all narrate society in a way that needs to be narrate. and you're like a reflection of society, you're telling on itself. Yeah, it's just fun.

It's so needed, but not everybody could do it. And that's why, like, yourself and a couple of others out there are really special at that shit. Thank you, man. Very much needed. Yeah, it's fun because, like, I know I'm a hypocrite and I know I'm an asshole. So that when people act hypocritically and they're assholes and pretend they're not, it drives me crazy because I know I am one. Right.

So I'm looking at you going, you're like me. So I have to do the thing to remind you that you're like me. I like that. Bring it down. Yeah. Are you depressed? Most comedians I meet, like Neil Brennan's the homie. Oh, yeah.

I love you. So me and him have conversations all the time about how comedians be depressed. I think intellects, public intellects in general, are depressed. Yeah, I think that like there's a depression that comes with narcissism, right? Because it's like constant self-reflection, right? And I think that comedians oftentimes can be quite narcissistic. And if you're constantly thinking about how things relate to you and how things reflect your being and who you are

and what things are doing to you, it's very easy to get caught in negative thinking, for sure. I think I'm, don't give it wrong, I love attention. Obviously, I do stand up. But like, I think I was very fortunate where, like, my dad was a very curious dude. So the way that I saw him interact in the world was like he would always be asking people questions like wanting to know things. You know what I mean? And like even that school shooting thing. I was just having dinner with this German dude. And I was like, what do you think about school shootings? And then he just offered up this thing. So it's like I think my curiosity gets me out of my own head and thinking about me. I don't even really like talking about me. I never talked about myself in my stand up because I was like, why? I don't deserve to yet. Like nobody knows who I am yet.

like now I think I'm at a point where I've maybe earned the right to like talk about the things I'm going through in my life you know what I mean like but before that when I'm like I see comics that are going up for the first time they're like

let me tell you how interesting my family is and it's like no one gives a fuck about your family yeah you know what I mean like what a wild thing to go walk in a room nobody knows you go can everybody be quiet

and let me tell you awkward dinner is that is like next level fucking narcissism yeah it's therapy you're thinking that everybody in the audience they want to help you solve your problem. Yeah. So yeah.

That can be very depressing and I think that, but I don't, there is this archetype where like a comedian has to be depressed and like, the weird things start happening in comedy where like you need to talk about like if you're fucking molested or you're like you just need to talk about all these fucking horrible things that happen to you. And it's like you got to be funny and we'll listen to that shit. Just being molested isn't enough to be a comedian. Like you also have to be funny about the molestation. and then we'll listen.

Yeah. But we got this warped idea where like go through trauma, talk about it and then it's fun. Maybe depressed anything right. Maybe it's just pessimistic. No, you're right about depressed. Okay, cool.

You are right. I think Seinfeld said it best or Chris Rock said it best when they were like, if ignorance is bliss, being a comedian is the opposite of that. Yeah. A hyper awareness of kind of what's going on.

I think for a while that comedians got labeled as being bitter too. And maybe some still are, but you mentioned earlier about how it was like, you know, you had to know somebody at Comedy Central or what at one of these networks. If you wanted to be the next up and comer, there's a lot of waiting around. I think with social media and the internet making it, you know, a much wider net for comedians. More equitable place. Yeah, there's less competition. There's definitely competition.

Are they still bitter? Or is it easier do you think to be friends with other comedians nowadays? I think it's easier to be. friends with other comedians, especially ones that are starting to see the light and seeing that they can be rewarded for their comedy. Like they put it out there and then something goes viral and like, what a great feeling.

Like having no traction ever. And then you put out a piece of your comedy and everybody goes, oh my God, this is so funny. It's like, what a dream that is for somebody. Are you rooting for other comedians? Oh, but that doesn't, I like that. But I don't have that like scarcity mentality. Got you.

So like literally everything I've done in comedy, I went on a podcast afterwards and I was like you guys should all do this Hey, YouTube is great Put your specials on YouTube Instagram is awesome This is why it's gonna work

This is how you do it Every any comic that calls me And ask for help I'm helping them through the whole fucking process I want as many comics to win But I also just don't have that mentality Where like I don't think people need to have

Only one comedian That doesn't mean I'm not competitive Like when I'm on the show I want to be the funniest Right You know what I mean And I want to be pushed I want there to be people that are better than me

so I could go, okay, I got to step it up. But I don't think, I don't know, I like helping people. And it makes me happy to see people succeed. What about writing? Do you like, do you enjoy writing if it's going to be something where it's not you performing it? Like writing for somebody else? No.

You get no satisfaction out of it. Because you like hearing the audience respond to your joke. Yeah, I do like, this is writing for me. Just bullshit, yeah. This is writing. You're just getting ideas. Yes. Brainstorm.

Let's throw ideas out. chew on it like I want to hear your thing about evolution I'm like oh maybe there's something funny there and then where does my mind go take evolution how do I feel about it you know um so yeah so like these types of environments are the best writing environments and then you just

take that little kernel of humor and then I go on stage and I just see where it goes but it needs to start with something yeah but in terms of like writing for a show no I like writing for my stuff with guys like when I did the turn your phone videos I don't know if you guys saw those like during the pandemic I think that was your

take off that was good shit That shit was fucking comedy That was good shit And honestly that's what happened When you have multiple brains Like really great hilarious people That are just dedicating their whole week

To four or five minutes of comedy Like we had no shows Couldn't do anything We just sat in a room And just fucking wrote We wrote Part of it was boring as hell We wrote an essay with no jokes

And then punched up every line of it I would love to be in one of those rooms And see how the ego is Because I think, I think, like, me and him, like, he was writing a song yesterday, right? And I fancy myself a writer. I write a lot. And so we're going back and forth. And, like, he wants to go somewhere else with it.

And I'm like, it's his thing. So I'm just like, okay, go there with it. Yeah. But like, as a comedian, like, do you view it like, this is my baby? Or, like, I was taught young, you can accomplish anything as long as you don't care who gets the credit. And so just throw in and let's evolve this thing. But a lot of people are like, this is my baby, man. So, so with us.

me and my guys, right? It's the best idea wins. Gotcha. So that's for the podcast, it's for if we were doing the Netflix special, turn your phones. It's like best idea. What's most important to me, or even we're doing like some kind of promotional video or we're just creating some kind of content we think is kind of funny. Best

idea wins. So, because I just don't really have an ego about that shit. And also like, you shouldn't. If you're the person singing the song, like, you're going to get the credit for this. You just got to make sure it's something that you can be proud of and stand behind.

So my feeling is like once we have the idea that we're doing, right? Like stand-up is different because stand-up I like to be my own. I like to talk out ideas, but I don't like to collaborate on the special. It has to like be from me and I go, yo, I got this idea about the Autobahn. Let me riff. It's like a rapper with the bars. Exactly. It got to come from you.

It's got to come from you. It's got to be passionate. But if we're just creating anything or making any kind of business decision, there's no ego. The best idea wins. And the best idea can come from the lowest guy Or the highest guy And I think that creates the best product But it's got to be something you believe

And it can stand behind So we agree on what we want to do And now how do we execute it I love that Yeah I got a question that you might not want to answer Go But I've always

As a comedian Like I've been on Rogan Yeah I know he kind of You know I think I think he's a cool cat Do comedians look at Rogan like a comedian?

So 100% yes Okay But you have to understand Like a lot of people Found out about road This is what happens When you're podcasting When you're someone who doesn't know

Comedy or you're not like a big comedy fan Right You know the most Potent version of someone And obviously he has the biggest media platform on the planet Like it was just a crazy time in history Where like one guy could garner that type of influence But it's like a comedy fan

Just to put things in perspective You know Bobby Kelly Amazing comment You know Bobby Kelly So when he was on our pot He was like Dude I remember coming up in Boston And seeing Rogan and going

I want to be that guy So that was the influence That he was having in that space Right He just happens to be so famous At another thing That some people only get that version It overshadows it too

Think about it Of course Because like in the realm of comedians I think he's like he's an okay comedian but as a podcast he's one of the most influential podcasts of all the time so it's like hard to parse that apart as a consumer I think that's what the internet has done more than anything is it has allowed people to wear different hats yeah yeah it's really hard to part that out as a consumer sometimes yeah yeah yeah no I mean you got to watch jo do stand-up like I think I tell people you have to go watch joe do stamp

Joe is underrated at stand-oh oh really I think what happens sometimes you would become so famous that people are looking for things to pull down. Okay. Right? And they can't say shit about the pot. Yeah. Because the pot is number one. So they just got to find something where they could pull you down. You got to watch Joe. And like

with everything to lose, with more to lose than most people in history have ever had, still doing the wildest shit. He's a comics comic. The wildest shit. Yeah. I remember he he was a dude

that called out Carlos Mincea, right? I remember that. That was very fun. Who did we have on part of my take we were talking to? But was it, shit. Was it Santino? Oh, it was Santino. It might have been Chrysia,

but yeah, where Monsia got up on stage and started doing other people's bits and he'd been doing this for a long time. Oh, yeah, Ari Shafir. Yeah, and so he was in the audience for that. And I think that just submitted Joe in the hearts of every comedian. and just because Carlisman Cia got a fucking special he got a series on comedy central

think about that he got banned from the store for that the comedy store really it wasn't for years later until he went back I hope you don't realize that like he was the one did got in trouble for that because of how massive Carlos was yeah and there was like an altercation at this place so eventually he goes on and becomes Joe but yeah he's that fucking dude Have you ever had your joke stolen by somebody? So look, this is the tricky thing about stolen. And this is the beauty of the internet. You're competing with, I don't ever want to assume stolen.

Back in the day, comics, because a lot of us are narcissists, are like, I'm the only person that could have ever connected this thing that happens in sex and what I did. Nobody else in history could have thought about this sexual thing that happened. me and if they did they must have stole it from me the internet has now exposed that you're a little hot take about bud light or you're a hot take about this a billion other people are also tweeting something and a hundred thousand of them have the same idea right so i think we're starting to realize that now and i think that's why if you can personalize your jokes i know literally i said in the beginning like i'm not interesting but there's a way to be personal

within your jokes even if you're talking about other things you know who bill burr is even if he's talking about fucking Monica Lindsay or something you know you're getting this aura of him right

so it's like I think it's very hard now that we've seen so many people come up with similar ideas for me to go

oh they got that for me they must have seen me at the cellar working out no maybe they just connected two things like chat GBT

is going to ruin it all chat GBT is going to show you how easy it is to just connect to things can a robot be funny though

eventually the robot will be able to replace the late night jokes yeah late night jokes are a math problem yep and there's a lot of comedians that are math problem comics right and it's just like it's like uh it's not like an insult to them it's just not my favorite explain what math problem comic uh let me think of a i have jokes i'm sure math problem uh you just basically connecting two things that shouldn't be related and then putting them together okay right uh let me think of a fucking joke in my uh he looked like the here's the joke this is fun up but uh we're talking about the autoban thing right uh the the punchline i was thinking for it was uh it was like uh these uh yeah yeah it was the german guy being like um yeah yeah we can't

do anything anyway we can't even kill jews and then it's like we have to use the gas somehow right so it's gas yeah for what they did this horrible atrocity of jews and then driving using gas on the subway now that's just a connection of two things that shouldn't be related but that's a witty double entendre that look there's a lot going on there it's really funny right but at the same time a computer can what a computer can do is make those connections and then just kind of like put them near each other

I'm imagining this is what it will be and then it's up to you to kind of blend it so I think that that will be the first thing that late night comedy is just that like what are these two connections about these things and I think that will be eliminated pretty quickly and I think comedy will probably get kind of meta. That's usually what happens with comedy when you can say anything.

It just gets weird. Right. You know, like when you can't say anything, you get comedy that's a little bit more thought-provoking and edgy. And when you can't say anything, you get comedy that's like really funny but also odd. Like a Zach Alfanakis is almost kind of making fun of comedy. You know, like comedy, as comedians, we make fun of institutions. Sometimes comedy becomes an institution.

So you can make fun of comedy. Tim Heideker. name sounds familiar. Is there a writer or something? Yeah, he does like Tim and Eric, the Tim and Eric show. That sounds familiar. Yeah, he's,

what was, he was with Zach Galfnackus for a while too. Gotcha. I think it was like him, Eric Andre, Zach Gavnackus was involved. Sure. But yeah,

chat GPT, the podcast that they put out yesterday. With Joe and, it was Joe and the leader of, well, it was the open AI CEO who runs chat GPT. That was scary because it sounds just like him. Now,

I don't think that, curiosity is one thing that might not be able to be, completely copied by a robot either. Like the way that Joe does his interviews, there's a reason why he's the best in business. Yeah. It's because he's so curious

and he's got a great intuitive line of question that he can go down. It's unbelievable curiosity match with unbelievable retention. So that's the thing about Joe that I think that he doesn't get enough credit for. It's like, if you tell him something, that's locked in forever.

So anything he reads, anything he watches, everything is just locked. So he can have somebody on talking about metaphysics and he'll remember the last guy he had on talking about metaphysics and then he can hold a conversation with that guy. Whereas if I had a guy on talking about metaphysics, I forgot about it 30 minutes after he left. Everything they said. For sure. That's so nuts just because like think about how people learn like Joe may have not been very good academically, but he can learn through conversation way better. 100%. But see that bothers me the most, I think one of the

things that bother me most is when smart people would be like, you do this shit all the time. I'm a dumb ass like you're you're not that gives so much leeway to actual dumb asses to be like yeah we're all dumb asses like no no fan we're not i just i hate i hate that the fake humility yeah no fake humility it's like maybe it's unbeknown to you but like no i just you're fucking brilliant i just know i i just know that i'm a little spectrum i'm yeah we're all that's why it's called a spectrum wait what is that that's why it's called a spectrum what you mean like it's it's a massive massive thing i think it's talking about we're like the only there's some people that have just proved it absolutely I think you just need to learn what a spectrum is right there's people off the spectrum

yeah yeah there are people that are off the spectrum yeah entirely yeah it's not it's actually not a spectrum in terms of like you got it more or less it's just different things that you have yeah so it I mean to I don't know enough about it but that's it's like I feel like I've got a good width of knowledge but it goes like this deep you know even like I can talk to most people about something but that's that in itself

isn't but do you really like trains no I'm a plane he likes planes it's close enough yeah he thinks he can fly a plane could you could you land a plane if if the pilot passed out and nobody else could fly I think I could land a plane yeah see it's not that's not you might be on this why do you think you can land a plane

I think I could do most things to be honest with people do it Guys land planes. Yeah, yeah. I don't think it's like a crazy thing. Like, what? I think I could land a plane more than I could do like one of those knots that doesn't ever come undone.

Like if somebody was like, hey, I need you to tie this rope together so it just doesn't get untied. Yeah. Boy Scout nut. Yeah, like a Boy Scout knot without anybody teaching me, I couldn't do. But land a plane without anybody teaching me, I could. You got that shit. Because it's more you just like that.

And there's more pressure. Also like air traffic control comes on. They tell you exactly. what to do. Lower your speed, okay. I've seen pilots. They're not physically impressive all the time. I don't think it's a physical feat.

No, that's why my dumb brain thinks I could do it. It's like, look at this pussy. This pussy lands a plane? Yeah, I can be that. Can girls land planes? What, man? Yes. Has there been examples?

Yes, they can land planes. Oh, Amelia Earhart would beg to differ. Everyone's like, guys think they can land planes. Helen Keller. I mean, that would be wild. Oh, no, no, Amelia Earhart. What is Amelia Earhart? That is crazy.

Like, what if for 9-11, they weren't even terrorists? It was just women driving. And then they felt so bad about it. They're like, no, no, no, it was a Taliban, bro. It was al-Qaeda or something like that. It definitely wasn't the first two female pilots ever that we hired at the company. Hell no. An 80-year-old woman took control of a plane and landed it.

Wow. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So it's easy to do. So they can. So more women should think they can land planes. Give me the night.

I'll be honest. Yeah. I'll take the night. I think women could drive. bro I'm not gonna lie I'm gonna go out on a limb it's very brave no my wife drives I go passenger you let her drive

I go passenger I like driving I like chilling I like being on my phone I wish Tiger Woods would say that same bro nigger will not get out of cars I feel like he's just trying to prove to us he's really Asian like you know how

you know how like his whole career he's like I'm a Pacific Islander and none of us believe we're like now you black tiger you are black he's like all right see watch watch we try to get home watch me try to get home tell me i'm black watch me try to get home this afternoon tell me i'm black that's just fucking they should let him drive a golf cart i want to see tiger woods in a golf car i don't want to see him behind any wheels man yeah every bad event that has ever happened him has involved a car yeah every single one with the

the girl hitting him with the golf clubs everything fucking funny everything just stay out of whips dog Yeah Get out of him I think that's a guy That he should have fucked Earlier in his career Because when he was growing up He was just like all focus on golf

His dad was like golf all the time This is the only thing that matters He gets famous And all of a sudden he can fuck Pretty much anybody Yeah And he, you know what He just never should have gotten married

Yeah he didn't get out the system Man You gotta get out of the system Yeah if you grow up being like Okay societal pressure You're never gonna do it Like you're only focused on this one thing

That levy's gonna break at some point I'm Let Tiger fuck again is what I'm saying. I don't think he stopped, I think he's getting up. Did you see the recent girl that he was dating? And then they broke up and then she sued him for breaking up with him or whatever. I was so mad at that stuff because I was like, come on, we just got

over all the Tiger News and here you go. But she was tripping. She was tripping, but it was also fire how he broke up. Oh, it was. He said, we're going on vacation. And then, psych! Changed the house. James de Lachsh on the dog. That's like some. That's like some.

That's like some. Oh, you want to get out? Okay. Yeah. Tiger's not like the square that he's betrayed to be like he's a sad yeah he got he got a little dog a lot of dog the text messages were something else yeah now what he's saying the text message i don't think he had a gang he don't think he got mouthpiece or game like that but oh he was he was firing off the text you can look him up i think ah shit i'm gonna look at his text right because i want i want to read these out loud actually billy yeah i got ask a question her name is billy no no

i'm asking oh my bad sorry billy ask a question when i look these up Do you get annoyed when people ask you about Rogan all the time? No. Honestly, not at all. I just always see, like, I know, you guys all, I'm a huge Rogan fan. So, like, when I'm doing show prep, I try to, like, make sure, like, okay, don't make it all Rogan questions. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They probably get so much.

No, I mean, like, I'm very fortunate to have close proximity to, you know, one of the most fascinating people in history. So I can imagine somebody is curious about that and they want to know those things. Yeah. So, yeah, he's a very interesting guy. like he's dedicated himself to like three things and they were all the biggest he's like I think I'll act and then it's the big show the show is huge

and then he goes I think I'll be a UFC commentator and or four things and then it's just the biggest sport in fight sports he has a big part and bro think about when he's at an arena calling the game he's the most famous person at the arena He's more famous than the fighters

that are headlining the car Because he's performing at the same arena Without them Yeah Right like and then he does stand up The highest level And then he does podcasting at the highest level It's like a very

It's not what doesn't really happen that often Yeah I'm reading the text right now They're actually not that bad I want to treat you rough Throw you around spank and slap you You're my fucking whore Hold you down while I choke you

Then I'm gonna tell you shut the fuck up While I slap your face What's you think about that choke and shit You like that? I mean, I'm a choker. You like a choker? Well, if she's into it. I don't just be going around choking straggling it.

That choking shit is wild, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's wild when, like, your girl's into it. I've had, you know, I've been fortunate enough to be okay in the lady department. Yeah. More often than not, women like being choked. Yeah. Yeah, I found it like a lot more women like being choked than not.

They ask for it. All anecdotal, yeah, absolutely. Interesting. Like, it rough. They like, I think that's women like feeling like women and like to be in, in bit, like being dominated. Which led me to explore my, well, I want to get dominated a couple of times. Oh, did you get dominated? I have been dominated.

How? But that's some fake humble shit. Yeah, because, dude, you're like, all pro NFL running back. You're like, oh, you can't dominate you. Well, I mean, good tackle. She's not fucking, you don't get me a headlock, bro. What did she do? What is it's like, it's like, it's like, I'm going to get you the Dietz, man, comment, I got you, though.

No, it's like a, it's like a submissive thing. And so, I mean, it's pretty recent, actually. I found out, like, there's a certain element of sexual attraction I get to being submissive to somebody. Yeah. And obviously, they don't go past a bedroom, right? I'm not going to go make her a sandwich after we've done. Yeah. But it's like, it's fucked up.

You tell her, Kay. Yeah. No, I mean, I mean Shit stops at the bedroom I'll be I'll be submissive to you For as long as you're sucking my dick Yes

That's facts though I think I think So what do they tell you to do Like what Uh Man All right man Chores or anything like that

No it's not weird Well it can get weird It's just like It's like whatever she like whatever she desires Like She'll be like talk to me like this Say this do this And do you, are you married?

No. Okay. I see why that you might find that like a fun thing to try on. Well, I'm not saying to do this with somebody you've been with since elementary school. It's like, right, bro, whatever. Yeah. But like on a one-off when you with somebody and you kind of explore, I think that's what I've recently found.

Yeah. It's like exploring your sexuality with somebody else who's exploring their sexuality is fire. Yeah, but what happens if you find some shit that you don't want to keep doing, but they want to do it? uh in the spirit of the session that we've created i'll do it but afterwards i'm cuck holding you would you would watch someone fuck the girl i'm not into other dudes being in there um but i mean i've i've been a part of you know well you ran a train before yeah but the train thing i don't know that i like this conversation the train thing i think is interesting because

i think the train thing is more just like the girl this is going to sound uh really feminist um no uh no no it's like the girl's kind of like not hot enough for like the solo session right isn't that the real trade like yeah because people make that stupid joke they're making for years like well two you know two fives equal a 10 and it's just like no that's not what it's the opposite it's the five shared by two guys it's just funny have you ever have you ever had a deep sexual conversation with another woman? What do you mean by that? So like getting into like her desires and why she desires what she desires, like where

it comes from? Fuck no. It's a fascinating psychology. I can imagine that. And so it's not like they like women's what I can speak for every single woman, but like the experiences that I've had is like they have a specific reason as to why they desire what they would desire. And sometimes they haven't explored it.

And when you open up that can, then they enjoy that conversation. as well. And I think if you want to be good and bad in general, your goal should be pleasuring your partner. But how are you going to know what they like if you don't actually talk about it? A lot of dudes out here doing shit that they've seen, read or heard, and it's the exact opposite of what your lady likes. I know some women like it fast or whatever case may be. And you're just guessing. So I took the guessing. I'm like, what do you like? And when you do that, you learn about yourself. You learn about them. And it just makes it more joyful. You got to check that ego too, man. Because she might say the thing that you're doing that you

thought you were good at. That's exactly what I don't because you're going to be in the group chat afterwards if you if you ain't doing a good job. So I'm like, we might as well talk about this. Tell me what you like and let me execute. Yeah. And tell me in the middle. Yeah, you go, not like that.

I'm like, all right, how I do it? But I don't want too many adjustments. I do. No, no, no, no. Maybe after the fact, like work on this for next time. Yeah, you got to, I'm a comedian. Like, I like the audience being like into it. Well, she's not going to be into it if you're fucking up.

If your jokes ain't landed. Yeah, but like, you know, she could. figures I don't know and then now you're in a group chain I eliminate that I think I think it's one of those things where it's like yeah it's a very vulnerable I think you're right it's a really vulnerable thing to do

because you're you're getting your masculinity and manhood completely shredded if it's not done right but at the same time it is really important I mean like I don't mean I don't know I don't look at it like I don't look at it like she's de-masculating No, no, she's not doing that on purpose, but sometimes you might, you might react and feel that way.

Yeah, I mean, that's, that's having. It's just your own insecurity, not you personally, but one's own insecurity could be projected. Yeah, absolutely. But then, but then to me, I was just a learning experience for myself and being like, where does that come from? Like, where is that? Of course. Why do I feel insecure about this? Yeah.

It's a very enlightening, and sex is one of the most, I don't know, important topics as humans is how we continue to survive. bro and even in a relationship it's like there's this weird thing that happens like if you go if my wife and I go too long without having sex we're more rude to one another like we're off we're snappy and we recognize it like it's one of those things where that sounds whack to like be like oh we have to schedule it's but it's like we understand how important it is to our emotional well-being to make sure that there is that intimacy and we have to we have to water that constantly because it does fuck you up we had a podcast yesterday where we talked about the history of Japan and one of the dudes that works here in large

super sharp cat and he was talking about how they have this white glove service in Japan where it's like people who are like a paraplegic like they'll come

and they'll give them hand jobs just to get that out of it and that's that's fine to me because that's like it's servicing like a natural part

of humanity which is like you want to be sex we're all sexual human beings It's hot about to see it. But on the other side of that, Japan has the lowest birth rate. I think that's a good thing.

The paraplegic should be cream pie. But like, there should be a white cream pie service? Not just the paraplegics are using that service. That's a cultural function. I think, like, have you guys been in Japan before? Yeah. I should know. Okay.

So like, it's the least sexual place you'll ever go in your entire life. There is absolutely no romance. There is absolutely no love. It's the most loveless culture I've ever been in my entire life. it is it is also the best you will have the best of almost everything that you try there

meaning I had the best pizza I've ever had in Japan the best steak I've ever had in Japan the best fucking what do they call the fried stuff Tempura Tempura you know like I got good whiskey there too dude the whiskey anything they do they perfect

yeah bro because they're so one guy said it to me he's like when you don't have a monotheistic religion when you see God in everything, you treat everything with the reverence and respect of God. So if there's a god of soup making, you're like, yo, I got to make this soup right because there's a God in there that I got to respect. We got Jesus over here. He don't care about soup. You know what I mean?

So it's just like somebody's auntie is nice of making it. That's it. So the culture is fascinating in some regards, but in terms of interpersonal relationships, like even like the way women dress and behave. They're not sexy. They're cute. It's infantile. They're like, hi, how you doing? Look at me.

I'm a tiny little girl. It's the most odd thing. And I can see why that would lead to a society that is not a little repressed. Asian cultures, you can test it because you spend a lot of time of China or you know about the Chinese culture.

Yeah, my dad is it. A lot of Asian women are very, they take a back seat in their, familial roles and so they don't speak up they're not like they don't own themselves not on themselves but they don't like own their role and well they do own their role and their role is like you're in the backseat and that's my experience I don't know do you think they feel safer in the backseat because like if they were in the passenger seat they'd fly through the windshield when they

inevitably ran into a wall out of nowhere do you think that's why maybe Tiger should take a backseat that's That's perfect. Thank you, Andrew, for coming on the podcast. This flew by. The seller's fastest out of it. Where can the people see?

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Bro, he's the king. I love Charleman. He's the king, dude. That is, you want hot takes on demand. Like, that guy could do stand-up. up one of these days i'm gonna get him on stage all right well thank you for stopping my man cheers guys thank you my man that was fun all right hope y'all enjoyed that conversation funny dude man i love that conversation with him uh i thought we could have

talked to him for longer um but uh pft cut it short i don't know why he always does that we wanted we want to we i think somebody else had to he had to interview something for uh pmt but uh because he didn't he didn't look like he wanted to go honestly he was like digging he was like digging Now, it's cool, though. I'm sure we can have him back, man. He's really cool, really down to earth dude. I think he's very talented, man. So if that's it, man, I think that wraps up the nanodocin for the day.

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