Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - Answering All Your Voicemails | NANODOSE

Episode Date: July 25, 2023

On today’s episode the guys answer all your burning questions on a heavy voicemail show. Plus Blake makes his first podcast appearance, Arian hates dogs, could the Saudis expand to other sports leagues and much more. (00:01:09) Saudi Sports Leagues (00:16:32) Dogs (1:00:00) VoicemailsYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

Hey, macrodosing listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. If you guys hear anything in the background, that's Blake. That's my new pup Blake. He's right behind me and is crate right here. He's making his podcast debut. Do you guys want to say hi to him? Yes.

Oh, my gosh. Aryan, don't say a word. Let us have this. That's a floofer. He's my best friend Blake. He's doing a podcast. He doesn't have headphones in because Aryan is probably saying, mean things about them

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three chi all right we're back billy's getting the signs in the studio set up right now and he's going to hop on the mic in a second but again today is going to be a Q&A episode it's going to be all your voicemails we're going to power through a bunch of them and we're talking about some of the news that just hit right now so we'll do some of this real quick but imbape you remember remember him he's only 18 years old he's the best soccer player in the world he's 18 no he was it he was 18 a few years ago when he became really really big oh at the at the 2018 world cup they kept saying like this guy's 18 he's 18 he's 18 now he's what 24 whatever 22 that's still crazy that's why 23 yeah it's crazy the guy is he's awesome he's a great

french soccer player he plays for paris saint germa and he has just been hit with a billion dollar deal $250 million to PSG for the transfer fee and then he's going to go play in Saudi Arabia apparently for $750 million for a year per year I thought it was a one year to do

yeah it is he his contracts up after next year so they're getting him for one year for about 750 he's probably the best soccer player in the world right now uh he's top three for sure Yeah, I mean, Messi is He's the greatest of all time Oh, Messi, messy ain't one of them But he's not one of the

He's not the best right now Who would you say? Who's your top three? I mean, Holland has the best numbers But he's probably not like Mboppe is a better technical player than him I would say Kevin DeBroin is the best player in the world But

I mean like Mbapes definitely One or two, maybe three But yes, he's a great player So 750s, $50 million. My question is, why doesn't the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia just buy PSG? Well, it costs you a lot more than that. How much more do you think?

How much do you think that club's worth? Let's shake it out. I mean, if the Charlotte Hornets are worth $3 billion, PSG is probably worth 6, 7. What did you say the dude's name is that's the best player in the world? Kevin DeBriano. Yeah, I'm looking at them. I haven't heard of him. B-R-U-Y-N-E.

So the reason why he doesn't buy PSG is, I forgot this, my bad. The Emir of Qatar owns PSG. So the Emir is probably not going to sell to Saudi Arabia. That's right. They are oil. They're in a big dick measuring contest right now. But we started recording because we were talking about this off the air. And I said, you know, so they had Liv, which by their measure was successful.

they now the Saudi soccer league is going to have real world class talent they've got Mbapay Benzima they got Angolo Conte did they have an end game with Liv though I know I don't know enough about us just I don't know did they have an end game

I think yeah I think they accomplished their end game which was they got they got a merger done with the PGA tour so now Liv has their golf representative their Saudi golf representative on the board of the GGA tour and they control a certain amount of it. So they're going to, they're going to be able to do more events with Saudi money,

more events maybe in Saudi Arabia. They have a seat at the table. Okay. Yeah. But I said that to say, so now they're getting European team sport athletes to go play actually in Saudi Arabia, which live players didn't have to do. So I was like, could they do this with, say, basketball, where if you got the

if you got 10 of the 20 best players in the NBA like the NBA would suffer dramatically and so but I said I think you would have a harder time getting American team sport athletes to actually go play

in Saudi Arabia as opposed to live where they were just playing in Florida and they were it was backed by the Saudis oh I actually didn't know that they just be playing regular I thought they did play tournaments over there there. I think there may have been one or two, but the majority of them were just at courses here. Oh, man, it was such a no-brainer. They dropped the ball. Autumn Cat dropped the

ball on that one. Holy shit. I think they probably could. Big T, I think the way that they would do it would be they would try to get some like second tier talent and overpay them like insane amounts of money to go play in Saudi Arabia. They get enough second tier talent that all decide, yeah, it's okay to go over there and play, and then you can pick off one superstar, and then one superstar goes, and then the next one will fall. So I think it would probably go for, like,

I don't know, like, who are the best number twos in the NBA right now? Clay. Yeah. I'm trying to think of, like, a really notable guy who, like, like, if they got...

Carmelo Anthony. Well, he's retired. Yeah, but he'd come out for... But that's like when the MLS would get Wayne Rooney and stuff. Like if they got like a Damian Lillard to go to Saudi Arabia, I think that would dramatically impact like the NBA as all. How much do you think? How much do you do that to the NBA?

I don't think they could do it with the NFL, but I think they can do it with the NBA. I think basketball is the sport that it could happen. Yeah. Yeah. If they paid Dame Lillard like a billion dollars for three years, years. I mean, you gotta go.

You gotta go. I know you want to play in Miami. I know he said it's Miami or nothing else. But if Saudi Arabia is like $333 million a year, you have to listen. What are the strip clubs like in Saudi Arabia? Not good. Hmm. So no James Hardin.

No, James Hardin. Because he'd go for it. They would, you know what? Saudi Arabia would build a city of nothing but strip clubs. if it meant that they could get James Hard to play over there. With $330 million, you could literally do that. Yeah, I think James would, I think James would listen. They make, they make like a new bubble,

but it's just strip clubs, basketball arenas, and like sports facilities. Yeah, they should rebuild Sodom and Gomorrah. James Harden playing for like the Sodom Salamanders. I'll tell you. what. Sodom Sharks. I will absolutely go. I will buy courtside tickets. I'm going to a game to Sodom and Gamora. They have like naked dancers, naked go-go dancers all over the arena.

Yeah. It's like the Washington generals and the Harlem Globetrotters, but it's just the Sodom versus Gamora every night. The rivalry is back on. No love lost. throughout the arrest records when Sodom and Gamora get together Throw out the Old Testament Yeah It could happen I don't know

Yeah I don't see it happening with the NFL There's just too many players that you'd have to get to go over there And there's only so much bad football That we would tolerate watching But also it's harder to Concoct the team out of nothing you know what I mean like and so like the league would be harder to you know spur out of nothing because football is like made of so many people there's so many injuries there's so there's teams

that you have to start with like a certain amount of teams where even to be interesting because if there's like a four four team league it's not that it's not the intriguing right and I think football is embedded in the culture a little more than than the other sport here yeah yeah for sure I mean we don't watch NFL Europe when it was happening we don't really watch watch the CFL in America. We don't watch, we watch some XFL, we don't watch the USFL, we didn't watch the AAF or whatever that was called. We, we will tolerate watching bad football if it's underneath the brand of university

that people have an attachment with already, right? We'll watch bad college football all day long. I've done that for quite some time. If they were smart, if they were smart what they would do, if this is what they wanted to do anyway, they would, they would just start dipping into the NIO shit, right? They just start overpaying cash for NIL, and that would change the entire culture, the entire thing. And then you have a legit opportunity. Then you have like a Saudi draft instead of the NFL draft.

Then now we're talking. Now we're talking. Yeah, like get kids right out of high school. Some of the best players in the country, five-star recruits. Give them $8 million. No rule against that, right? Nope. You know what's, I mean, they could buy the XFL and just relocate it.

I mean, they're, they're, you know, the way the XFL. I don't think they have to... Yeah, but the way the XFL set up, the way the XFL set up, it is a very one location-based. Like, all the teams practice in one city. Am I correct? I'm saying that?

Yeah, they practice in Arlington, Texas, but then they play their home games in the United States in different cities. Yeah. I mean, they could easily make Arlington, Texas, another oil town, right? So wait, so they build, like, outside Riyadh somewhere. They build the new Arlington, Texas.

Teams practice there during the week, and then they fly halfway around the world every weekend to play their games. I don't know if people would be... Or they just play them in Saudi Arabia. That's the thing is, like, would players want to go live in Saudi Arabia for an XFL salary?

Or I guess they could increase the... Or they're going to increase the salary. That would be at that point. But the... Okay, so... I'm not trying to shit on your idea, Billy. But the reason why people watch the XFL is because there is like a loose attachment to your hometown.

Right. I know. but if they wanted to take it, they could. He just shit on his idea. Sorry for shitting on your idea. When you brought up college, I have my answer, but if there was one school

that you had to say would reach out to the Saudis and be like, listen, we'll sell our soul if you'll give us a hundred million a year to just dole out to kids. Which isn't technically happening. It's under, but if a

school's collective, were to pay for the NIL rights to kids, what school would do it? Because I have my answer, for sure. There's two. Miami? Yeah, that's a good one. Miami would definitely do it.

Miami is so desperate to get back. They'll take money from anything. I mean, the reason why they were big in the 90s, early 2000s, there was a lot of shady-ass money coming in from South Florida. They're not opposed to taking dirty money. For sure. Let's rebrand it. It wasn't shady.

It was just paying kids they were. No, no, I'm not saying like the act of paying kids. people who were giving them the money. The money was from questionable operations, questionable business operations. So I would say University of Miami would be one. I got one. And then Texas. Yeah, I think they would too.

See, I don't think Texas needs to. They might not need to, but they would probably, it would be like a super infusion of cash. Honestly, I think the majority of D1 schools would. But the couple that stand out to me was Miami, a thousand percent. another one would be USC would absolutely do that shit. I think another one, a sneaky one, would be Penn State. Penn State would do it. Not a lot of moral high ground up there.

What were you thinking, Big T? Mine was an SEC school, I think y'all missed. And maybe I think you need to, I mean, Aryan played in the SEC. You need to be ingrained in the SEC culture to know what these people are willing to do, and that's Auburn. Auburn would call the Saudis tomorrow and be like listen we just got Coach Freeze on board great man of upstanding character

we're going to really turn this thing into a winner and we think you guys could be a great asset in helping that like yeah you're probably right Hugh Freeze would definitely be he would pick up the call from the Saudis he's picked up sketchier calls in his life before for sure he'd be fine with that yeah and then so he goes from Liberty University

to also now taking Saudi money. He's just doing a giant fellowship. Ari, and that's right. Also, Clemson Wood, for sure. They're a cult. Clemsonwood. Yeah. And then double with double deal

and say how he's not doing it or some shit. Yep. Double. Yeah. I don't think I, that could happen, though. It should. If they want to take over football, I think that's the way they do it.

And they could. They could do college easy. Yeah. I think the easiest target would be Miami. Yeah. If you promise Miami, here's $200 million to use an NIL for your next recruiting class. Yeah. So for probably, let's say you gave everybody, for like $100 million in one recruiting class,

you could probably get the top 150 players, like all of them. Yeah. Well, I don't even know what I'm saying. You can only get 25. So if you wanted to get the top 25 players in the country, it would probably cost you for... 25 mil. More than that.

I mean, those top guys are commanding more. But let's say 50. So for $50 million, you can get the top 25 players in the country. If you got one through 25, that would, I mean, I'm not going to say guarantee, but you would be well on your way to almost being guaranteed to national titles sometime in the next three years.

At some point, yeah. Miami gets the, they do the turnover Kaffia with the red checkerboard that you put on after you get an interception. That'd be sick. That would be sick.

I'm a fan of seeing Miami back, though, college football was fun when Miami was running that shit. It was, yeah. We were talking to Greg Olson a couple weeks ago about that 2001 Miami team

that roster and just how unbelievable it was where if you if you took the names that were on that roster and then you gave them like the peak of their ability in the NFL that team could probably contend for a Super Bowl yeah he told us he was like here's how good that team was you had uh kellen winslow and sean taylor on kick return coverage because they weren't good enough to get on the field on defense or offense That's crazy. Yeah. That's crazy.

Willis McGahey was a backup fullback because he was behind Frank Gore and Clinton Portis. Jesus. Yeah. Crazy, crazy assembly talent on that team. I mean, any quarterback wasn't it? Is it like what, Glenn Dorsey or what was his name? Ken Dorsey?

Ken Dorsey. Yeah. He was right. I think he was the weakling on the team. He was a game manager. Yeah. If you guys hear anything in the background, that's Blake. That's my new pup, Blake.

He's right behind me in his crate right here. He could not mention it. I just had the... He's making his podcast debut. That's some pick-me shit, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah, he gives off... He's a try-hard.

Do you guys want to say hi to him? Yes. Okay, I'm just going to hold him up real quick. Oh, my God. What was wrong with this? That was me. Oh. Oh, it was collective.

I thought that was the dog. No, that was me, yeah, screeching. What noise was that? My, my voice. I'm excited for the dog. I can't wait to meet him. oh my gosh arian don't say a word let us have this that's a floofer he's my best friend blake he's doing a podcast he doesn't have headphones in because arian's probably saying no things about him

it's just so disrespectful to your actual best friend you just met this nigga like two days ago that's fucked up how are his vibes i don't know if pft can hear us right now he's just he's just Oh, my God, he's so cute. Oh, Jesus. He looks like he's got a little German Shepherd in him. He looks like baby Leroy. Yeah. PFT can't hear us.

No, yeah. But for those at home, Blake... Watch on the YouTube. Yeah, go to YouTube and subscribe on the YouTube. And I won't describe how cute a puppy it is, so you go to the YouTube and see for yourself. How do you do? Great.

He looks like he's got a little German Shepherd in him. I think he's got So it might be Anatolian Shepherd Oh Livestock Dog Livestock Dog He's a great Pyrenees

Anatolian Shepherd Maybe St. Bernard Maybe a little Mastiff in there I don't know How you know he your best friend You just met him like two days ago He follows me And he loves me

And he snuggles with me And he won't take his eyes off me That follows you everywhere It's like You're the food source You're the only food source We've been over that The affection source

Yeah okay you're a hater congratulations you're a hater i feel back for you erred congratulations on your new kidnapping i'm happy that you have fucking stole a uh living creature from his mother i'm uh i did not steal a living creature from his mother his mother and father uh gave birth in some weird back town in kentucky and then he was abandoned along with his litter mates and so some good people here in Illinois picked all their litter mates up because they didn't have a home and then they just kind of hung on to them and bottle fed them and took them to the vet gave them medicine got them cleaned up and now they need a home because there's an overpopulation crisis of dogs in this

country area and they didn't have a home and then I went out and I saved this motherfucker's life okay some people are call me a hero I'm not a hero I'm not a hero the dog is the hero I saved the hero's life which some people would say makes me a hero too but i'm not saying that he might be the real hero because he might save you yeah who rescued who yeah yeah a yeah he made he made my cold broken heart love again arian you know so you say he's your best friend you you have best friends in your real life that that this man just this dog just cut in line now and now and now and all you are your real friends that have been there through you through your toughest times they are to take a back seat to this mutt that just walked in

because he shits all over himself and pees and you're just fawning. They understand. Hopefully one day you feel the real, what's the word? Like love that never falters that a dog gives you. He does have kids, Billy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, but like, but like, but one day like your kid might like get pissed at you and like, like a dog will never disappoint you just because it's just unrelenting love like no matter what like you can show up late they'll still love you

you can like so do my kids man you can actually yeah but like one day like your kid might disappoint you like a dog will just leave you too early Aaron you you know I mean there's no way that you can ever replicate

this feeling but when I teach Blake something new and I see that he understands it and that he learns it and that moment of him like, you know, gaining more knowledge about this world. That's something that can never be replicated in anything else. How much have you taught him in two days? I taught him

sit. He's great at sit. I taught him stay. Let me see him. Let me see him sit. I don't know how we're going to do that with this camera. Put him on the couch and tell him to sit. I mean, I don't want him I don't want him. I'm going to keep him as crate. He's your best friend

on the couch, huh? He know. He's not on the couch. He's in a He likes crates in a cage. He likes his crate. His crate is his safe place for him. He goes in there by himself all the time. Yeah. Anyways.

I'm a dog. It just sounds like captivity and like you're justifying it. And it's hilarious. No, no. No, puppies need structure. They definitely need structure in their life.

It sounds like a fucking slave order. No. Puppies need structure. He's great. yearn for the minds. Oh, man. It's funny, dog. These dog lovers are hilarious, man.

No, as he gets older, he's going to get, he's going to get more freedom, and then he's going to be able to roam around the house as he sees fit. But guess what? He's going to, he's going to choose to stay in my house. He's going to choose to sleep and cuddle on the couch with me and hop on the bed, even though he's probably not going to be allowed to hop on the bed, but I'm still going to let him because he's so cute. It's going to be great.

It's going to, it's a start of a beautiful, beautiful relationship. Why is he not allowed to hop on a bed? Because just try to teach him appropriate places to where he's allowed to chew, where he has, when he's in his crate, he has limited options of destructive things that he can do, whereas at night, if he's on the bed, I fall asleep, he might wander around the room, might find a shoe on the ground. So the key is to making sure that they're set up for success, that I don't give them temptations where they're able to do something that's against the rules. So we don't have to get, like it's, it's more about. the humans than it is about the dogs when it comes to raising a dog. You know what man? I'm happy for you, man. You have a new companion in your life. I'm happy for you, man. Thank you. I appreciate it. I do love him and you're going to love

them too. Okay. Yeah. You're going to love him. One day, Aaron, you'll get a dog and you'll understand. I had a dog. I had a husky. You probably just let it do whatever it wanted. No, he was He was trained by the guy I think we're talking about this He was trained by the dude That trains the Miami canine For the police department in Miami

He's one of the old He has German command So like he'll Zit He'll say Zit And he'll sit there until I tell him to move He was great He was an amazing dog And a lot of love for him

Every time I see him now He comes up to me And wags a little tail and all that shit But I don't love any other dog Except for him All right So you have no love No it's like

I don't know. Okay, so I remember one time. So it was with, you know, my story who I was with, right? So we got a door together. And so one time, like, we had to go out of town. I was like, yo, I had my brother, like, yo, can you watch him? He was like, yeah. And this was before we trained him. And so he had, he used to just, he had a problem with, like, if you open the door, he would just take off running, right? And so my brother calls us and he goes, yo, I don't know. man yoko he just he left man he took off he and we can't find him can't find him anywhere i was i was like ah yeah damn but de shorthy was like crying she was like like in tears and she was like mad at me because i was like what you want to do like it's this is a dog like comes back comes back if you don't eat like it is what is i have no like emotional attachment like when it comes to like caring about the life of dogs in general like i have i appreciated it. It was fun to have around every now and then. But for the most part, it was

to take a burden. But I don't know. I just don't get it. It's just not my thing. Dogs ain't my thing. I did have a fondness for him. When I see him, he's happy to see me. That's cool. But like, if he dies, I'm not going to be like sad. I'm just glad. What? Do you need to make yourself

more emotionally vulnerable, Aaron? I am to humans. I've gone through massive amounts of therapy. And that's why I think it's weird that you niggas like dogs like that. But don't like you. How niggas are step over human, homeless. niggas, but if a dog is alone on the street, y'all have this big ass heart for them. That's what

we differ. I like humans. I think it's like dogs. It's weird. I also like humans. I'm not saying you, but just in general. As a culture, as a society, we would much rather save a dog than a human. It's reflected in all our laws. It's reflected in everything. People live dog bowls

outside of the restaurants, but if a homeless person comes up and asks for something to drink or eat, they'll say no. There there are more places though if you look like the laws in New York City for example there's a right to shelter law which means if you want to you don't have to sleep on the street like you can go find somewhere to sleep

so there is the like the laws at least in New York City there are help for people who need it so a lot of those people are choosing to sleep in those places that's insane that you would say shit like that I know I know actually insane that you I know it's insane. People are choosing to sleep around the street. It is a right to shelter in New York.

All right, let's say I've been homeless for 20 years. Okay. I don't got access to high-speed internet, and I'm not aware of the law that came out that says you have a right to shelter. Where am I going to figure that out? There's tons of homeless, like, there's shelters where you can go sleep if you want to. But like- If your argument is-

No, but the real problem is- Our society is skewed towards taking care of homeless people, I think you're solely mistaken, my brother. I'm just saying there are like, like, for example, the big reason why a lot of them don't go to shelter is because you can't, like, use drugs there. That's why I think we should start having safe injection sites in New York City because people would actually go there and it actually would be safer and they might be able to get help there. I'm going to just let you live with that one. But you, I mean, you're not for safe injection size? Of course. I was, I think I was a pro.

I'm pro. I brought it up on this podcast. Absolutely. Yeah. But I think you're, you're mischaracterizing homelessness and your mischaracterizing are caring for homeless people in this country. But it's not important. I don't want to stay. I don't want to dwell on it.

I've never been to a, like the actual shelter part of a homeless shelter where people, you know, sleep at night, things like that. But I've heard that they're not. it's not a very safe place. That's what I got to do. I got to work on my delivery. I got to work on my delivery. You are great at that, PFC. You are great at that.

You contend people's points with such care. Well, I know what Billy is saying, and I think that there's a little bit of truth of the fact that a lot of people that are on the street, if they're dealing with drug addiction, they would rather be on the street at sometimes, because that's where they can score. That's like their neighborhood that they're familiar with.

They know the people that are around there. But it's not like going to a shelter is a really nice place to go visit for the night. It's a scary place. A lot of assaults happen there. A lot of robbery happens there. So you're around a lot of people that might take some of your shit and you don't have a lot of shit to begin with. It might be easier to protect yourself and to protect your possessions on the street sometimes than it is going to a homeless shelter. So I do think that there's some truth.

And then there are some people that want to stay on the street because it's like, okay, this is where I get my drugs. I'm comfortable here, whatever. There are also a lot of people that choose to stay on the street and chooses a weird choice here of words. I'm not sure if that's exactly right. Some people elect to stay on the street or don't go to a shelter because they're dealing with like severe mental health issues. And so, you know, finding your way to a homeless shelter and getting processed in might not be as easy as just we might think. that it is where okay you know where it's located just walk to it and going you got a bed you got clean clothes you got a shower it's probably not that easy for somebody that's going through like

severe severe mental distress no i agree i just i think the way you do that is masterful it's it's it's very i'm not even sure i'm not being facet i actually envy that because i have a tendency to shut shit down and you'll like walk people to your point in a very caring way and I don't do that and I appreciate it well I'm glad to play the position of mediator here I think I don't know if that's actually what Billy was getting at but that's what that's what sprung to mind when he was going through that you know I agree a thousand percent whereas a dog can't get itself to a shelter that's what I was more saying dog can't check themselves in yeah like they don't have thumbs good point yeah

They have due claws. But do you think, do you think somebody out in Silicon Valley right now is making an iPhone for dogs? Eye collar. Yeah, like something that they can train a dog to use. Like in Congo when Amy the gorilla, bad guerrilla, bad, bad gorilla. Well, if you see these videos, do you believe these videos of the dogs who have like, it's a pad laid out, there's like 25 buttons on it? Okay, that's what I'm talking about. the dog that had to be put on antidepressants because this lady quote unquote taught it how to talk

and it suddenly got depressed and it was I don't think those are real not real at all like probably not real like there was a there was a woman who said she was sick and she was coughing a lot and the dog went over and pressed mommy worried and I'm like that just didn't happen you know no but so what a lot of it is is that the dog would realize what buttons made the owner the most happy when they pressed it at that certain time. So, like, the first, like, the first button it presses is, hello, because it knows that that button is the button to press when you first see the person. And that made them the most happy.

Like, I believe a dog could learn one button, like, to go outside. Like, I push this button, the human comes and takes me out. Like, food, I believe that. The human comes and takes me out. But not, like, they don't know those words. no they're not self-aware they're not they're not a self-aware animal

well what do you mean by that like they don't like like a dolphin or an orca or it's just the same thing or um other primates like chimpanzee they're not self-aware like those animals that they're

they're just not you could they can you could teach them like things like like you said like he's not going to recognize words but he recognizes If I do this, this is the consequence of that. Like, that's, they're not like highly intelligent animals. And I don't get a whole bunch of backlash from like fucking dog lovers.

Don't at me. Just don't add me. Write it to your homeboy, say Aaron's a piece of shit for not liking dogs. I want to see that show on my timeline, my nigga. I don't care. You know what's funny is that, like, dogs have differing degrees of intelligence. So, like, my mom has a dog that is way smarter than my dog. My dog is very dumb when it comes to stuff like spatial awareness.

so if you like put uh if you put like a chair in a doorway even though my dog could like squeeze through and walk through the doorway it won't whereas my mom's dog will just easily slink by or like a cat will slink by but like some dogs just have really bad like are pretty stupid but that makes them easier to train whereas like my buddy's german shepherd my buddy and i got dogs at the same time he got a German Shepherd that was just super intelligent but the dog would just like knows how to break out of its cage and fuck shit up when it's not getting uh when it got left alone for too long but like was harder to train because it was so intelligent whereas my dog was just like oh I know I just don't think dogs are that intelligent I just don't think they're

that intelligent like um like define intelligence you can you can Belgian Malinuas are super intelligent they can what does that mean They're one of the, they're like the Navy SEAL dogs, uh, attack dogs, but that you can train them to do multiple things like, uh, be a drug sniffing dog as well as an attack dog, uh, as well as, you know, there's some other cool stuff they can do. I can't think of it off the top of my head. But they're like, for example, bird dogs, like dogs that know how to, uh, spot a bird and not attack it, but just point at it so that it flies. but that's what I'm saying there's not there's not like there's to me that this doesn't denote like an intelligent species like there are out here like we should actually enjoy more like octopuses are way more intelligent than dogs orcas like things that have culture you know other primates like those are intelligent animals like I think dogs you could just train them to do the shit that you want them to do they're just subservient species for survival they're whole survival is to cater to humans. So you might be more of a cat person. I hate cats too. I don't like the idea of captivity. I think that's what it is more than anything. I don't like zooms. I don't like, I don't like the idea of somebody taking an animal that's supposed to be outside and then putting them in your house for your pleasure at your leisure. It's weird.

The whole idea is weird to me and like we normalized it because it's a part of our culture, but I still find it very weird like like it's probably not weird do you really for somebody to have a tiger or something like that right that'd be like oh that's cool but for the majority well see okay i agree for the majority of people tigers are fucking it'd be weird to have a tiger no i think it's weird to have a dog the key difference i think is domestication and the symbiosis between species so i i'm well aware of the history of dogs and wolves and all that shit but what i'm saying is the way y'all niggas look at a wild animal somebody has how i look at dogs i look at dogs i look at dog like that's just weird to have an animal

to own quote unquote an animal it's just why it's a wild concept to me that will never make sense but those animals won't be able to survive in the wild without could not care less so if they weren't 99.9% of species on this planet

have died shit happens hmm I don't care about dogs I don't care about dogs like y'all don't care about cows and chickens that's how that's how that's it you're all do not give a shit about cows and chickens I do not get a shit about dogs it's the same thing

I care about cows really what did you have I care about cows in that we have a symbiotic relationship with them yeah you eat them yeah give a fuck about them they go on about the symbiotic relationship the symbiote so the

so cattle most of the cattle that is domesticated today came from the oric which was a wild bovine in Europe that stretch into you are tripping

West Asia take knives to these niggins necks and bleed them out upside down you do not give a shit about cows me what are you talking about but no but think about it as the oric has gone extinct

it's been hunted to extinction the only surviving of its lineage are you know meat and dairy cattle that we protect from predators allow them to breathe and continue as a species and they get to spread your genetic code, but we just get to eat them and take their resources.

That spin zone is allowed. To say that we protect cows from predators, it might be the most we do. That's the craziest you do. That's the whole. That's the whole. We are the predators, Billy. We are the predators. But we let them exist. We let them exist without fear of predation because we protect them for a while. We then eat them. This is this is exactly what I'm talking. This is the spin zone animal lovers. They put themselves in this. This weird just- Don't put this on us. We don't subscribe to that.

It's true. It's the same thing. It's the same thing. If I was to tell y'all, like, let's say you had a pure bread puppy and you didn't magically save this nigger from a horrendous thing, right? And they had a litter of puppies, right? And this mother just birthed a litter of puppies and your homie was like, yo, I got a litter of puppies, man.

You want to come get one. And you go pick one out. You just kidnapped a child from a family. That's what you did. But you're going to spin it in your head and say, No, no, no, no, we're going to be provided a home or what the rest. This is animal. This is what y'all do. And y'all, and the crazy day, I'm going to get it again.

I'm going to have all these people talking to me. So whatever. This is what all y'all do. And then you look at me like, I'm crazy. I might love animals more than y'all because I leave them the fuck alone. I let them go to their natural habitats and I leave these niggas alone. Aaron, what do you recommend that we do with a littered puppet? We just let them grow up together.

Yeah, it's not my family. Tie the sack. It's not my business. It's not my business. Is that what you're all? thousands upon thousands of puppies that die in the wild that y'all do not give a shit about

all the time all the time there's wild dogs in Africa there's wild dogs in all over this world that y'all don't care about no that's the idea behind adopting dogs so that they don't die in the wild like this is a wild dog

that was born in Kentucky so you're asking me what what should we do with all these dogs that are being born I don't care just like you don't care about all these cows that are getting slaughtered every single day

and these chickens that are getting beheaded. You don't give a shit. Yeah, I'll be honestly, I don't really care about the cows. I agree. Neither do I. I also don't care about, though. I think they should be treated one more animal. I think they should be treated ethically. I think that they should be treated ethically.

Because there's a way. So Muslims, there's something called, they eat something called halal. Yeah. Yeah. So you know about halal. Halal people who don't know. Halal are they, it is an ethical way,

quote unquote ethical way to curate your meat. and they don't slaughter them. They don't raise them in these slaughterhouses and stuff. They kill them. It's like, think of it like, you know, Avatar when you kill it and you're appreciative of the meat that you eat. It's not just like a slaughterhouse, right? That's halal. If you gave a shit about the cows ethical, ethically, you would eat halal.

I love halal meat. No, I'm not saying you haven't tried it, but you would always and only eat. I know Muslims who only eat halal because they care about the efficacy, the ethical nature in which these animals are killed. But you don't. And I don't care about them that much. I'm not morally judging you. That's what I think maybe. No, I agree.

No, I start this up by saying I don't, I don't really care about cows. I don't. I agree. I would like them to be treated ethically. But if, if they're not, like, I'm not going out of my way to make sure that every cow that I eat. That's me with dogs, though. That's me with dogs. It's, I'm not going out of my way to do anything bad to dogs, but I'm also not going out of my way to make sure that these things live.

I just don't care. I just don't care about dogs. I think I said this once in the very beginning of this show, but, but, like, dogs were with us shooting in the gym. Like, they, they, they've, they've been, like, helping us for a long time. I think that's a different type of, uh, connection to other animals. To, to you, they've been helping humanity for a long time. They've kept large predators away from our campsites. Like, we owe them a lot.

Oh, oh, shit. There's no fucking dog. They helped us, they helped us be shepherds, protect the flock. None of this is remotely giving me an inkling of giving a shit. I do like the idea of Billy just saying like dogs were shooting with us in the gym. Sounds good. Cows weren't. Yes, they were.

No, they weren't. They weren't shooting with us in the gym. Were we eating cows back then? No, we were hunting their ancestors. So we weren't eating them? We were eating them, but we weren't raising them. We weren't protecting them. Okay.

I mean, by that logic, we weren't raising dogs now. We were, we were raising their ancestors. It's a silly argument. It's your spin zone, man. It's just, it's, it's, you have to do it in order to justify your kidnappings. You have to. My dog nappings. Yeah, you have to.

And I was, I respect it. All you dog loving kidnapping motherfuckers out there, I respect it, man. Keep doing you and justify your evil. Do your thing. All right. Well, hang on, hang on, hang on. And this will be. Pride, pride these puppies from their mother's paws.

Hang on. Do it. Take them. Fresh out in the wound. Don't even let her lick them. For you to say you don't care about dogs, that's fine. But then to say that it's evil to have dogs. Like, okay, my parents have a little chihuahua who's obsessed with blankets.

He's always under a blanket. He's the most spoiled dog. I didn't say it was evil in the whole world. If you take that little chihuahua and put him out there in the wild, he's going to be dead in the day. So they are protecting him, giving him the best life ever. He lives better than I do. Okay. And so how is that evil?

I never said it was evil to own a dog. You just said justify your evil. There are certain instances if you take, if you was to kidnap a species from his mother. So, so as much as you guys are trying to convince me, here's the argument, as much as you guys are trying to convince me that, uh, having this relationship with a dog is loving and they love you and you love them back and fine. you don't think that they had that same amount of love for their mother or their father or their siblings that's an open-ended question I don't think they have the same amount of love for their

for their siblings as the human does yeah I would actually say no I would actually say no so you're telling me so for example here you look to the wall wait wait wait wait wait wait you asked a loaded question I'm okay let me give you a loaded I'm going to give you a loaded answer. I think so. In the wild, nature is filled with examples of animals that do not care about their own children.

We're not talking about dogs. I know. I'm just saying, like, it's not crazy to say that a dog does not have the same affection towards their siblings as they would for the owners that come in and adopt. So, like, in the wild, lions kill their own young all the time. Yeah. It's like a very, very common thing. I'm not talking about lions.

No, but dogs, but I'm saying dogs from wool. who live in packs. Yeah. Am I wrong about this? No, you're correct. I'm saying as an example, there's plenty of things in nature, but why are we telling you that animals

don't have the same love? That's moving the goalpost. We're not talking about things in nature. We're talking about dogs. Okay. Dogs, dog mothers will sometimes kill some of the weak young by just neglecting them if they don't think they can survive.

And dog siblings, dog siblings will sometimes kill each other. Dog siblings will sometimes kill each other by taking all the food and not letting the rubs. Now where does it leave us? it's a fact I agree so humans sometimes kill dogs now what does that leave us I don't know nature that's where it leaves us it leaves us in nature what I'm trying to say is y'all justify it because you love your dog but you're and now you're trying to convince me that dogs don't love

their their their siblings and their mothers as much as they would love their owners I don't think that they love one or two things I don't think that they love their siblings as much as they love their owners sometimes if it's a good owner all right uh stockholm syndrome my dog got beat up by its siblings because he was the run to the litter um and it's crazy it's crazy the the gymnastics y'all doing just to justify y'all say it's wow but i respect it like i said i respect no you you're not a you're not a hypocrite you're you're you're straight up you like you won't do the mental gymnastics you'll just say it is and it's true we lie to ourselves to construct our worldview that's 100% true i agree

But you got to recognize it, like, it's impossible to be uniform and all your beliefs without some sort of, you know, paradoxical, uh, overlap where it doesn't, like you, like, there's not one, like, one strain of belief system that doesn't come with any of those paradoxes that you have to jump hoops through. I thought, I think that's the, maybe the most, uh, impactful thing you've ever said on this podcast. And I, I don't mean, I just, I agree. I think the pushback I have is you don't never see me just like anti-posting shit about dogs talking shit about dogs I don't never bring it up It's always in it's always in defense

Because people think I'm a monster Because I don't like dogs They're like how could you not And it's just an argument saying how could you It's all it is I don't if you want to have a dog Hey man go do your thing Just don't shame me

For not liking them niggas I don't like them It is what it is I'll just give one example right now. Blake is totally and completely passed out and it's great and he's so relaxed right now and he's chilling because he's

completely comfortable and he feels safe and secure and he's not anxious and if he was in the wild right now in the woods somewhere running around, he would be on high alert. He would never know the beauty of a good night's sleep. He'd always be worried about some snake coming up to bite him, some

spider coming to land on his little cute nose. He'd be worried about other dogs coming by messing with his shit, stealing and his food right now he's he's happy and he's secure and he's peaceful and he's very cute ronda sanchez i gotta say anatoly and shepherds are pretty badass and yeah you gotta make you got to start running with that dog every day i take him to the park if it has a little livestock dog in him he's going to be wanting to patrol vast swaths of land vast swaths he will patrol he will patrol my mansion yes yes

The vast swath of wood and cement and dry walls. The rolling hills of the basement and the steps going up to the first floor. Anyways, he's a great dog and I love him. And that's all I have to say about that. No, I love that. You're happy, my brother. Truly and honestly, do. Please do that at me.

I do not care about your dog takes. You're not going to change my mind. I'm an asshole. Now, I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to people that will undoubtedly hear this and at me say, you're dead I don't care I could not care less

you're wasting your time and your thumb It's actually hilarious Because probably each of us On the show Fight some sort of war And our mentions After every show

And it's funny Because we each have different ones We don't PFT fights no wars And it's mentioned And it fucking baffles me Oh that's not true What war

We know We all keep our wars secret For each other Yeah I fight I fight wars all the time Let me hear them For your takes? Yeah, yeah.

People that don't think, people that don't think that the commanders are good. That's what I'm saying? Sports takes, okay. Yeah. Yeah. But no, let's another than sports takes. I get people calling me short all day long. Again, jokes.

Again, it's different. Go to Billy's missions. Oh, they're bad. Go to my missions after. Billy does fight some wars. I, you know, I get into it every day. Billy Hot Takes has got himself in a boy who cried wolf's scenario. where he says incorrect shit so often

that when he's actually scientifically 100% verifiably correct on something, the rest of the podcast no longer believes him. Hashtag the ocean is not blue. I just was reading that. I didn't know that was going to end up being actually kind of nice at the end. I was that's like to compliment.

Kind of. Oh, no, here's a bad one. I don't know. This is also what I noticed, bro. If you have a podcast for years, I mean, like we just spitball. We just talk a whole bunch of, of shit and like we're just like you know haphazardly bounce around subjects it's so hard to be

correct about everything yeah that it's it's there's no way you can be like imagine just being the perfect human not even the perfect just this oh that actually reminded me fuck that tangent listen to this there's a dude that implemented google in his head or the internet in his head so that neural link shit he did that shit and so some dude was interviewing him sorry for the pivot there but it's no no this is crazy so this dude he's interviewing him he's like what's the population of some like small town and some random country and the dude he just like thinks for like two seconds and he says the exact population and so he's like did you just google that he goes yeah and so it's in his it's in his head what's it connected to he has like an earpiece or something it's like an air

piece like connected to his head it's wild like is we really want this no i could really that's not that crucial to me i don't know that's wild I don't want I don't want this I don't want this it's it's time that we stand up and we say like hey all this black mirror shit

that you're trying to do like nobody actually wants it but I know you think it's the future people don't want this shit but if we don't do it someone else will did you guys watch it because they don't want it either did you guys watch opera yeah I don't know

I did yeah you're back on A bomb takes yeah I watched I watched Barbie I actually think that getting the chip and playing our brains is going to lead to the downfall of men in society. It's our next way to evolve.

No, we're not going to be as hardcore. The countries that don't get Neurlink embedded in their heads are going to be at a competitive advantage when it comes to masculine activities. Yeah. Like being right.

Like Chechens. I still stand by my take. We have become a softer society post-bomb. Yeah. Talk to shit. Talk to that. I mean, talk that shit, Billy. We're not going to get another

20 minute debate about this one. Okay, okay. Yeah, because we're soft. Because we're soft. Tell you what. Just fight each other. Tell you what, we're supposed to do voicemails, so let's do voicemails right now, okay?

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and pretty much with the PGA and the Saudis buying and merging with the BGA and just seeing how that was going to work with the rest of sports, especially after Dan Snyder just sold his team for $5 billion. So what I was wondering is if there's any a chance that the NFL can turn into a socialist league and start selling some of their ownership into the states and cities that they own so that in 10 years most of the NFL teams aren't owned by Middle Eastern companies

and hopefully that they can avoid everything that we have there so just wonder what your thoughts are that little puppy Blake is the best person on the podcast but is this like too close to what we were just talking about or is it like on that was a different question yeah it's the added wrinkle of can they tap into their city and states money so the city and states take over the actual teams themselves is he talking about like diversifying ownership so that the Saudis can't come and buy it but it's operating off the premise that one they want to and two that they could are they nationalizing sports teams this is like Packers already do it, kind of.

Like, Fidel Castro nationalized private property? Like, what if the state of Florida nationalized the Miami heat? That's... State-of-di-is. I don't know what that would.

That's pretty un-American. Yeah, I don't... There's not a chance of how this happens. But it also just wouldn't happen because it's not like the government can't do that. The people who own it would have to and they would never do that.

Yeah, they wouldn't want to give up any equity. I think it's probably going to happen with some sports league in the next 10 years. I think there's going to be like a trial case of it. They're going to test it out. I don't know what sports team or sports league is most likely for this to happen next to. It might be the NBA, might be the, I don't know, maybe the NHL. So explain what you mean when you say that. So I mean at some point in the next 10 years, I think there will be a foreign investment fund,

like from Qatar or Saudi Arabia that has a shitload of money tied up in oil and gas and has basically unlimited wealth. When we talk about like Jeff Bezos being one of the richest guys in the world, I actually think that the Saudi government, given the vast reserves of oil and gasoline that they have, or natural gas, excuse me, oil and natural gas that they have, I think that they're much richer than Jeff Bezos. So they are a big bank in any situation. So they can outspend any American billionaire, like a casual billionaire that owns a sports team. They can outspend them if they wanted to and try to get big superstars overseas. They've tried it a couple times already with some, you know, varying degrees of success with FIFA or soccer teams and

with the live PGA thing. I'm just saying at some point in the next 10 years, they're going to try it with an American sports league of some sort. They're going to make an attempt at. Okay. When you said I think this is going to happen. I thought you were referring to like the government thing. No, no. No, yeah. I don't think that's going to happen. Yeah,

what I do think is going to be an interesting conversation is that we're running out of billionaires in America to buy American sports teams. So the commanders just sold for $6.05 billion. There's only a handful of people in the United States that can afford to buy that team. And a lot of those guys are girls. I think there's a couple of female owners. A lot of these people already. own their sports teams. So you're running out of a small pool of candidates already that's getting

smaller every time a team is sold. So as they continue to increase in price, there's going to be fewer and fewer people in the United States that have the desire to buy them, they can afford to buy them. So they're either going to have to make a decision where they allow bigger, bigger, bigger groups of investors to pull together their money and buy, which for a long time, the NFL, you could only have so many people in the ownership group. There was a rule against it. They kind of tweaked it a little bit with the Josh Harris purchase. But you're either going to have to do that and allow bigger pools of investors,

or you're going to have to start changing the rules and saying, we will take overseas money and state-run investment firms like the public investment fund of Saudi Arabia. Right now currently cannot bid on an NFL team. It's against the rules. But as we run out of more people that can do it, But here in the United States, they might have to start relaxing some of those rules. So there's going to be, because what's the alternative to that? They just allow the teams to sell for less money.

They're not going to do that. They would much rather have Mohammed bin Salman come in and pay like $10 billion for the Las Vegas Raiders. They'd rather have that happen than to have Guy Fury trying to buy him for like $2 billion, you know? Yeah. They should just, they'll probably just expand the ownership group membership. so more people can pool their money because I think the NFL is probably the most nationalist capitalist nationalist group of ownership

I mean the NBA is basically paid to play China's going to get way too involved in the future we even talked about live basketball and the NBA is already paid to play the NFL I think the ownership has way more power and I think they are all just way more nationalists than any other ownership group I think China stands

a better chance of starting to pick off big players than Saudi Arabia does just yet. Yeah, I was good. But once Saudi Arabia gets in the game, then it's a game changer. But in the immediate future, I feel like China has a better chance of overpaying for like a number two on a team. They already are. Like some superstar at the

end of their career. Yeah. I mean... Gibroni and LeBroni to go play over in Shanghai. Dwight Sharks. Dwight Howard is trying to recruit guys right now. He's in Taiwan, though, right? yeah different country different country

big money is that our official stance yeah yeah oh yeah I've granted yep I've granted what's the word I'm looking for sovereignty yeah

nice I've granted sovereignty to the nation let me make my words clear the nation of Taiwan we're going to shoot up the Taiwanese podcast rankings yeah

yeah huge little league world series communist. They call them CT. They call them Chinese Taipei, yeah. That's got to be an ESPN thing, right? Probably. I don't know. So ESPN's being the cucks to China? I don't know. All right.

Next question. What of guys, this is Mike from Maryland coming to you live from my house in Maryland. Anyway, my question for you guys is this. If you can have the ability of any animal, what animal would you pick and what ability? So, for example,

you could camouflage like a chameleon or have the hopiness of a frog. I didn't really think that last one through. But anyway, thanks guys, love the pod, PFT, Arian, Mad Doggy Dog Bill.

I'll hang up and listen. I think this was... I feel like Billy's got to answer on deck for this. Ant Ant Ant what The strength of an ant I know there's an ant man

But like ants are insane For their size Like if I was an ant Like if I had ant strength I could like pick up this building Not really Maybe just like Yeah no

It's 50 it's 50 time right 50 times you wait I think Do they really? Yeah Actually that was a good take bill Yeah Yeah they can lift like 50 times

They wait I think it's It's pretty easy it's Cheetah speed because you'd be mega rich yeah although would you

imagine Big T just taken off when they get 60 miles an hour dog that she would be fire yeah you'd be the best sprinter to ever live you know but you'd be

sprinters don't make that much money you sane Bolt does you seem I think you're at the top of the game if you're the best if you can run 60 miles per hour you can probably make a shitload of money spread now Big T if you had the speed of a cheetah you could run like 65 miles per

hour, you're your same size that you are right now. Would you become a professional sprinter? Or would you play a different sport? So I was going to say you could play football too. Which would you rather do? You might be too fast. I mean, sprinting obviously doesn't have the toll on your body that playing football. Hold on.

I say, okay, now speed is different than agility. So if it's just you and you just get the speed, I'm not too confident in your ickies once you get the ball, though. I mean, why can't we run? so center quarterback

me the other eight people are in front of me out in the flat you just throw me the ball I have an entire line in front of me and we go yeah but you're only

slow to the ball until day I guess yes speed doesn't actually help you there at all really in that situation I would put her I think your best safety over top yeah yeah or you just they're like a thousand

yeah okay I'm just being a sprinter I'm just I you're you saying Bolt. What's Usain Bolt's career earnings? How would you get Cheetah's agility too? Well, Cheetah's a pretty agile. They're not that great at cornering, are they? They're like straight line. They're D.K. Metcats. Yeah. No, they can, they can bounce. But you need a tail too. You need a tail. So I think you'd also need the tail. Usain Bolt has a net worth of 90 million. I'm content there. We can work with that.

No, but didn't you get his money stolen recently? I have no idea. That has nothing to do with how much earned. And that's also doesn't have to do with how fast he is. Yeah. Why don't you just run away?

Tea. I'd love to try to get mugged if I could run 60 miles an hour. Oh my God, bro. Okay, wait,

wait, wait, I want to go back though. Big T. If you could run 65 miles per hour, do you think that people would like

to watch you compete in races against people that could only go like 25 miles an hour like the current speed? We start some debates. I think yeah we would

we would is it is big T bad for sprinting yeah they would make you you might get banned people I would I would have a good time watching you but I'm not sure everybody would I'd like watching that's the nature of the game

when I was watching it once and then why would you ever go back why would anybody ever attend a sprinting competition ever again if Big T's out there running five times faster

they'd be like they shouldn't allow tr animals to compete with men I'm not I'm not sure That would be the debate He'd be called a tra- See that's

You just wanted to say that Yeah That feels really dirty Coming out of your mouth What? That he's half man Half animal Yeah

But that's not It's just you're gaining a trait From an animal Yeah but that's You know Okay He's not actually part cheetah So you would be a bant

Then you would be a Billy Ant Ant freaking destroy every weightlifting competition. The fire part would be that let's like what an old cheetahs run, you know what I'm saying? They probably still in the 30, 30, you know, 40 mile an hour range like old

ass cheetahs. So like you'd be an old as fuck still dusting everybody off. That's okay. So I want that. I want to be better, definitely the best, but not four times better. I want to be an old cheetah speed. Are you saying it's as fast as the

slowest cheetah. Maybe a cheetah in the 15th percentile That's why that's why Mr. Incredible wouldn't let Dash go out Well, Mr. Incredible is Elastika Wouldn't let Dash go off of sports Because he was just so much better But he said, I'll only win by a little bit

As we can say Fire Being 30 miles per hour I think would be the perfect speed for a human Where you'd be good enough Where everyone like Would be like You'd be the best

You'd be the fastest you'd ever walk It'd be insane it would be your speed would still apply to sports like you wouldn't be too fast to catch a football where a quarterback couldn't throw it far enough Usain Bolt runs 27 miles an hour so whatever Cheetah runs like 32 that's where I want to be

Uncatchable in the open field You know it would be so good though watching Big T in his first football game with the newfound speed where they weren't game planning for you at all and you just line up and they give you the ball and then you just like dust everyone and everyone in the field just like stops

and puts their hands on their heads like what did we all just see and everyone in the crowd starts they start to cry because they've just witnessed greatness how injury prone would be a great mom cheetahs are pretty injury prone I mean again not many injuries and sprinting right hamstrings you it's crazy prey animals are always

faster than predators except in the case of cheetahs which is crazy that is crazy they're more agile like prey animals if you're not fast you die if you can't outrun

like a lion you die well a lot of Cape Buffaloes they're not as fast as lions right right but they kill lions they got horns yeah Cape Buffalo are some of the nastiest dudes out there underrated underrated animal

yeah killed a lot of hunters yeah and they also they vote democratically on which direction the herd should go yeah okay if you if you were go i just did a speed time distance calculator if you were to run 100 meters at 30 miles an hour your your time would be 7 4 wow perfect you run 7 4 that's nah bro two seconds like that's crazy wait i probably it would probably be more around like 8 5 because i'd be starting from uh a stop oh oh this is big t wow you're lifting shit no no i'm well i'm well

Well, I was saying 30 miles per hour would be my preferred speed. Big T said 32. But you're an ant. You're the bent. We're talking about Big T, bro. So, no, I mean, Cheetahs have an awesome start. Yeah. Fast Twitch as fuck.

Yeah, I guess. So I guess it would probably be like seven six or something like that. Salamander regrow limbs would be pretty cool. Just for a party trick, you just chop off. They made a whole movie about a Spider-Man movie about that. Nigger. Redrow your limbs. Turn into a villain.

Chop off my dick. Dick. Yo, watch this. I hope the crows back bigger this time. It's like shaving. The more you cut your dick off, the bigger bits. Oh, man, my dick's coarse as shit now. Here's a wide, here's a wild take.

You know, sometimes I'll be watching porn, right? Sometimes I'll be like, I don't want my shit that big. That's crazy big. Like, I think it could be too big, bro. brer yeah that's what i've been saying for years this is unrealistic i'm happy with my style i'm saying like in general like it'd be like them you should start getting like nine ten 11 that's it's crazy though it's like a forearm that's crazy i don't know that's not even i don't get too grotesque you right let me let me stop i agree with you though go off yeah well i'm saying like once you

start getting to that it's like the sure I mean I'm not a woman but I don't know they would enjoy all of that you know what I'm saying so certain amount of finesse has to come into play getting stabbed nothing

also like oral is like one of my favorite things what are we doing if I said if you're doing are you guys horned up a Monday morning where you're talking about giving or receiving I was talking about receiving Oh no shit

Aaron And when he'd go out on a limb That's like When he said I have a hot tech When we were doing the French fry rankings They said Hear me out

I'm McDonald's I love warm ass head Call me Sloppenheimer Yeah Yeah You know I was that you Joe Yo

I was No I was watching It is not his job I was like You know That shit was funny I was in the theater with my girl

watching Oppenheimer made it Sloppenheimer You didn't say that someone on TikTok did They did Yeah that's not your Are you pretending I don't know my buddy said it My buddy

I actually went to Oppenheimer with my buddy And he said it And I was like Okay well then I sure hope you didn't make it up Yeah No no no I was Slopohhammer from you down No no but it was just

Okay We just were like we gotta see we almost I so thank God so it was really funny there's one theater on like 160th street in the Bronx

that was the only place in the tri-state area almost that you could see Oppenheimer was where there was seats open and like no one bought seats there and it was like why what's going on in that theater

where it's like literally the only place that people weren't buying seats but then we ended up finding some stuff but yeah Oppenheimer was pretty dope okay yeah we should make a quote card that's just I've got a controversial take.

This might be controversial, but I love getting oral sex. Hot take, man. Hot take, hot take. All right. Wait, wait. Now, where was that going, though? I don't remember. Ari is just like, because we cut him off.

Yeah, now I'm just sound horny as fuck. Well, yeah. Oh, wait, I don't know We're talking about dicks being too big Yeah, oh, that's where it came That's where it came, that's where it came Because we're talking about re-growing limbs If you were a salaman

And I was like And he said if He said if you cut it off Every time and get bigger and bigger And I was like maybe too, maybe too big is not good though You know what I mean? They have to be the last cut at some point Yeah, I'm okay, I'm done cutting my dick off Last time

I would I would want to have the brain of my puppy Blake because he gets to live in such a comfortable environment with people that love him and then he loves everyone and everyone loves him and he's happy and he's sleepy

and he's comfortable and he's cute and adorable. Eco-location. You already picked you. I'm just, I'm just, there's cool ones. Do you think echolocation is worth it when you have eyes? Yeah, that's kind of like.

no there's actually there's a blind person who clicks and can do echolocation I don't know how he does it but like his senses have become right because he needs it you don't that's what they have those sticks for

they tap and they can tell how far things away from it's not just one blind person when one of your senses is dull the other ones in heightened because that's all you have also they play have you ever seen visually impaired baseball I have seen that a video of that

they also do it with soccer where there's like a beeping device inside the ball so as it's pitched to you and they do generally pretty slow pitch obviously but as the ball is coming at you you can hear the beeps getting closer and then you try to time your swing or try to get the ball with your foot that's fire yeah I would dominate that league yeah gills if I could see um gills yeah um gills yeah um might would be just standard like an eagle or something whatever flies i want to fly whatever flies oh so this is crazy billy brought up gills i don't know if you guys have seen i forget what movie it's in

i was doing a lot of uh youtube searches about that submersible that's saying because for whatever reason fascinated with it did you know that we've just we have invented liquid that humans can breathe oh yeah so there's like oxygen rich water or some sort of liquid that you can a human and they've done this with humans already they do with rats all the time but a human has done it too they put an airtight helmet on their head then they fill it up with this liquid and their face and head is surrounded by this liquid and then they start breathing it in through their nose and their mouth and they can breathe underwater or under liquid that's how babies breathe in the womb if you took a baby yeah the the the m the amniotic fluid

Yeah, wait, wait. Perfluorohexane. A floral carbon called plurlural hexane has both enough oxygen and carbon dioxide with enough space between the molecules that animals submerged in the liquid can still breathe normally. They do it to rats. I saw a video of a rat just stuffed into it and I was like, is that thing going to drown? And it didn't. Yeah, so there's actually a movie. I think it was a James Cameron movie called The Abyss.

and in the abyss they put a rat in this tank of water or fluid and the rat starts panicking and then it starts breathing and it's like oh holy shit I can breathe under here

that rat was actually breathing that liquid it's a real scene well here's what I understand if because it's still fluid right and if our receptors

have one way in one way out Wouldn't our lungs get filled up with water as we take a breath? Or wouldn't we swallow the water? I don't know enough about how this stuff works, but you can watch. It's on YouTube. Look up classified breathing fluid, The Abyss, 1989. And they put a rat in the water, and the rat starts to panic. And as it fills up, it's like trying to find its way out.

And at the moment, when it would drown, if it was real water, it starts breathing. And it's fine. And it's a real thing that exists. I hate those rat traps that just basically drown rats I think that's really fucked up yeah it is oh we care about rats now yeah but just like

I guess humans and rats have a very very uh bad relationship throughout history um black plague and stuff yeah so I've had our differences we've had it so I feel like we really

don't like each other but rats are actually some of the most domesticated animals on earth because they have more generations of domestic domestication than like dogs or because of their breeding cycle so like a lab rat is way more domesticated

than any dog, horse, cattle, pig so I don't know if this is true but the first comment on this video which is a wild fucking video PFT says they use five different rats all but one was fine. It's true they don't drown, but one did suffer was so distressed that I had a

cardiac arrest. So he was so panicked about drowning his nigga had a heart attack. That's crazy. Okay, so I'm reading this comment right now. And then James Cameron apparently used chest compressions to bring the rat back to life. He kept it as a pet for a full year. That's crazy. Wait, James Cameron gave CPR to one of the rats? Yeah, the rat that died because it had a heart attack. wow I know dog CPR anybody else have an animal that they would a trait of an animal they would want I'd like to be like a chameleon and you can be invisible and then you can eaves drop better you just be you just be lurking on people yeah just be a wallflower yeah I really think about

like I would like to hear more people's conversations you like walk into a room but you like purposely bring like flower just to throw at the wall to make sure that mad dog you isn't camouflaged into the wall. Like, got her. Yeah, no, I think that, like, some sort of invisibility. I just really like hearing other people's conversations. Just try podcasting. I should.

Try podcasting to podcasts. Or listen to podcasts. I do love podcasts. No, I do too. All right. We have any other questions? Yep. Hey, this is Matt from Omaha.

Just wanted to give a shout-out to you guys. First of all, I tell you thank you for doing what you're doing. keeping me insane, insane at the same time. So my question for you guys today is if you had, if you changed your career, and let's say you can go back 10 years and you could take a different career, what would it be?

Would Aaron choose something other than football? Would PFT be a pilot? You know, Billy doing construction? I don't know. Interesting to see what you guys got. And I was thinking about it today because I went through a career change and I didn't expect to be where I'm at. So just figuring out and see what you guys thought. Stay beautiful, stay handsome.

Everybody have a good day. Right now in this direction of my life, I would 1,000% be a golfer. If I could do it all over here, I would golf. I would just focus on golf all day, every day. Amazing. And I'd be a great... I thought for a long time I was going to be a lawyer and then I decided I didn't want to go to more school

and did this I think lawyers for the most part will tell you you don't want to be a lawyer the ones I know yes I also thought I was going to go to law school and then become a sports agent because a lot of those guys have law degrees that'll be fun

I think yeah pilot would be fun I think I could so I just I bought a new joystick and throttle system and I got it right before I got Blake and I realized

oh yeah with a puppy you don't really have that much time to play I don't have hours to spend on a flight simulator right now so it's just kind of sitting here but I have convinced myself because it's a real joystick and throttle system that like an A10 uses the tank killer the Thunderbolt

And so I've convinced myself I couldn't fly a Thunderbolt if I was if for whatever reason I found myself teleported to that cockpit. I think it'd be so fun to be pilot. What else would I want to be? Have you ever flown a plane like a real plane? No, no, I have no desire to. I'm scared of heights. That's laugh.

Yeah, but I do, I want to get into some actual world-class simulators. Like I want to get in a 747 or 737 simulator at that. they used to train airline pilots, I want to see if I could actually fly one, because I think that I think I could, I could definitely fly it. I don't know if I could take off or land. There's some guys that have some troubling history with that too, but you know, it would be hilarious. Ender's game style, they put you in a cockpit and you think it's a simulator, but you're really actually flying a real plane. I think I could land one. I really do. So if anybody out there has access to an airline

flight simulator that's in the, uh, in the Midwest somewhere, I would love to hop in one of those. When you say you're scared of heights Do you mean like so you can't like do Roller Coasters and shit like that? I hate roller co I mean I still do them sometimes And I can do a roller coaster usually but I hate The ones where it You're like sitting in a chair in a circle

And just slowly Lifts you up into the sky The drop towers and then they drop you I can't do those no fucked out I did that one time at King's Dominion Down in Virginia and I got to the top And I started having a panic attack And I had to just close my eyes because my body

wanted to like wiggle because I was having this like internal struggle I was like just close your eyes and breathe and then you'll be back on the ground soon you cannot freak out right now because this is very very dangerous if you were trying to slip out was it fun though when you when you went down was it fun at all no I hated it hated it I just my hands are sweating right now just talking about it sick I went to Disney world with my kids this last this last week we had a little family vacation and we did that one we did that one and I found out that I'm just like I love fucking roller coasters, dog. Like, I love them.

They're amazing. I had all the dope ones. The Jurassic Park one was dope as fuck. But I think my favorite one was the Harry Potter jump. Harry Potter at Disney World got this roller coaster that's the most unique thing I've ever had. I'm not going to spoil it for anybody who hasn't, but it's the most unique ride I've ever been on. It's fire. But anyway.

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I wanted to be in Navy Steel, by the way. Oh, Billy, okay, yeah, if you could go back and do it all over again. I equitically think I could do it. What does that mean? I'm a human fish. So you get swimming is where you're saying? Yeah. I should have been a swimmer.

It was my best sport, but I thought it was stupid and wanted to play basketball. There's some other stuff that goes into being a Navy SEAL besides just being a good swimmer. Yeah, I know. But I, like... Do you think you could mentally handle, like, being still Team 6? I think if you caught me right after high school when I was, like, super disciplined before the podcast, yeah, before the podcast life hit me. That was my plan if I didn't get recruited for football. I was going to try to be a Navy SEAL.

When you were super disciplined. Yeah. No, I used to be, dude, I used to be waking up 6 a.m. like 4.30 doing workouts before high school. and basically I got on part of my take and just was a weird whirlwind I do feel like high school Pardon my take took Billy from the path of a Navy seal

to this showing up at 1230 today for a 12 o'clock show It's my fault When you're moving When you're moving When you're moving When you're moving

And you guys have some stuff happen Like back Okay I apologize Billy It was a joke It's um Billy does blame me for making this nation less safe.

Yeah. Because he's not a Navy SEAL. Yep. So if anything bad goes down, you know, you know whose fault it is. It's for me for teaching Billy the way of the podcast where he could be out there defending all over freedoms. I was able to swim 50 meters underwater. I, in like my sophomore year of high school. That's awesome.

I could do the push up and sit up and pull up requirements. but I know there's so much more that goes into it. You're confident. But like, but like, I was like trying to do it. I wish.

You know, Bud's training is filled with guys like Billy that wash out on the first day. Yeah. I think that I go hardo. You can ask a lot of people who played for me. I know you get into you get to.

I went so hardo. I'm easily indoctrater mode. I'm easily indoctrinated and would absolutely be like reading the dogma by day one. Somebody, Can we actually get Billy into Bud's training? That'd be awesome. I would have to get in some better shape.

No. But just throwing me in right now, but if you gave me like, it would be fun though. I'd absolutely love to do it. I have like a couple of my teammates who are actually training for special forces after college. Tell me if you can do all these. These are, I believe, this is all day one.

Thousand-meter swim with fins. Easy. In 20 minutes. With fins, dude. Easy. Okay. 70 push-ups. Easy.

60 curl-ups. Yep. Ten pull-ups. Yep. And a four-mile run in 31 minutes. Yeah. Absolutely. Okay.

So that's the first day. Yeah. Four-mile run in 30 minutes? So what is that? Like a seven-and-a-half? Dude, I did two-mile. Dude, I did two miles this morning in 14 minutes. Okay.

With my dog. And he was pooping sometimes. I think Billy could do all those right now but I also think on day one of Bud's training they probably have you you're wearing boots pants usually some sort of backpack

it's a little bit more difficult you're probably swimming in the ocean I absolutely know it's super hard I absolutely know I'm not like talking shit but and people are gonna be like you don't know what the fuck you're talking about but like if I was like I don't know I think a lot of people think I have zero

at work ethic on here but if me and Big Cat never came into Billy's life he could be able to do it by the way that 31 minute run was in pants and shoes I think like boots each week at seal training you will take a two nautical mile 4,000 yard

swim with fins a four mile timed run in boots and pants and perform an obstacle course all regardless of the phase of training you also take many other test specific it would and they also don't let you sleep training camp for that I don't sleep now they give you like the perfect amount of sleep

to not even have it be worth it to like make it worse that you slept also you like live in a nice air conditioned apartment and have a nice Yeah, okay, of course, of course, okay, I'm like there was a time and a place of my life that sliding doors moment, I could be Chris Cowell. I like to

think. It's very stupid, but yeah. Sounds like Billy took the easy way out. All right, last question. I hope to one day have the confidence that Billy has. That's how I ended up here. What's going on? Macrodose. This is Charlie calling from

Medicine Hat, Alberta, Canada. My question today is, if you guys could take any two sports and collab them together, what would they be? I've been seeing lots of clips on the internet of tennis, mixed with baseball. That looks really fun. So, yeah, I'm just wondering what you guys would make to mash up, collab together. Stay beautiful, stay handsome. Thanks. Taserboxing.

What did you say? Can you repeat it? If you had to combine two sports, what would you combine? Also, Billy, that's not two sports. Also, Taser is a sport. Boxing and getting shot. No, I saw a video out of Angola that these dudes strapped tasers to their boxing gloves,

and they just tased each other while fighting in a boxing ring. That's a lot of sport, though. It's to me. I would combine football. and car racing so everyone's in the car so you're Rocket League but American football

I've never seen Rocket League I don't know what that is but the offensive line would be like dump trucks and cement mixers defense the line would be like yeah garbage trucks and shit quarterback would probably be what's a good car for a quarterback

we should actually do this make a list of football positions but if they were cars Oh, yeah. Lambeau, Bentley. Pick up truck and probably has a fullback

or a Chevy Silverado. And then you get like a Bugatti at running back. Lamborghini at wide receiver. What the hell is the quarterback? Yeah, Lambo should be a wide receiver. Yeah. It depends on what kind of quarterback it is.

I think you have a pocket QB. You get one of those nice like Mercedes, S-U-B. I was going to say Mercedes. Mom Jones. Yeah. Like a bin. Ex-tribating.

some running quarterbacks where you want some of a little sleek or maybe like a Tesla or some shit like that. I think Mercedes is safe for quarterback though so it's like really nice but also like dependable. Oh I got it. A range rover. Yep. Okay.

SUV range rover for pocket quarterbacks. It's kind of like a big Ben. Bulldozer. For a fullback? No. D.T. Nose tackle. Yeah, that'd be good. But PFT you are describing just a slight variation to one of the most

popular video games of the last five years. Yeah. Oh, okay. It's soccer, but cars. Yeah. It's soccer.

And there's a ball and you just ram your car into it and you try to score. It's actually if I played it with my nephew, it's actually fired out. I'm not good at it, but I have so much fun playing it

every time. Why is it called Rocket League? Because it's a league of Rockets. I don't know, actually. Why is it called Rocket League? I'm sure there's a reason. I don't know, but it's sick. I don't know.

It's just soccer car, car soccer. Billy, can you do that? That's your assignment. I want you to make a football team out of cars. Okay. Offense and defense? Offense and defense, yeah. Okay, perfect.

You can have, for example, like defensive tackles that can, they can both be bulldozers. Okay. So it doesn't have to be like every single, like offensive line, maybe have tackles be different, and then interior line is all one thing. tackles would be excavators because they're long okay yeah I'd use this

yeah all right coming up safety I want to know what your kicker and punter is going to be too smart car something European one of those fiats yeah

all right well good nanodos today guys solid nanodose we're going to be back on Thursday do we have a topic for Thursday? The Revolutionary War. I hope it's the Revolutionary War.

Revolutionary War on Thursday. And then next week, we're going to pre-record some stuff for next week. Because it's a great week. So Billy and I will be out of office. And then I think some programming notes here, I think on next Tuesday show, is that going to be Arian and Big Tea? It will be. And I think we also have a guest that will put in the,

that also. That we will. All right. Love it. Really cool guest. Get excited. Yeah. Get excited. We'll see you guys on Thursday. Love you guys.