Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - Atlantis

Episode Date: February 23, 2023

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All right. She was super like, she was super like, you're a perfect candidate for it because she was like, this is not for, I had to do a Zoom consultation. Yeah. Like, this is funny, though. So I literally, um, I'm scrolling on Instagram this morning. It's like nine in the morning, right? I just wake up.

I was going to go on tea time, but I miss my tea time. I was like, fuck it. So I just scroll, I'm wake up and scrolling on Instagram. and uh the little cool sculpting ad comes across my um uh screen click it there's like fill this out have a consultation they're like okay cool filled it out flows it not 20 seconds later i get a call from them i was like yo that's fucking insane and they and it was like hey would you like a consultation and we'll do i was like yo i literally just closed the safari tab that's crazy you know it's like yeah we work fast whatever uh yeah so i did it and um she and then right as soon as i'd done

talking to her she's like okay hop on zoom meeting and it was like boom boom i was like god damn so but it was dope because she was like she was like explaining how she like i had to do a zoom meeting i had to lift up my shirt and shit yeah i had to show them like what they were uh what would uh what i had and she's like oh you're a perfect candidate for this she said a lot of people don't like it because it's not like a it's not like liposuction you know what i mean it's a lifestyle changes so like she said it's somebody who's like 10 to 20 pounds away from their target weight and it freezes those cells and drains through the lymphatic system and so she was like you're a perfect candidate so yeah i'm excited about it we'll see what happens i don't know that's that's pretty similar to

what i experienced except mine was my was in person and i went to spurling dermatology who's like they're the people that work with joey and pat and um i think they're doing like all sorts of stuff for everybody in this office anyways i went in and they looked at my stomach and they took like pictures of my stomach and measured my stomach and shit and they kind of said the same thing they're like yeah this is we we think that you'd be a good fit for cool sculpting now I'm a little bit concerned that maybe they just say that to everybody because my body and Aryan's body are not I don't think they're very similar I'm in much better shape than Aryan but obviously it's but if they'd say that we're both good candidates I

think they'd probably say like anybody's but they kind of told me the same thing which was No, you're not, I wouldn't say you're fat. I just say you're chubby. You know what I'm saying? You're just a little chubby. I'm chubby now. I'm a little, you're a little puffy on a man. I'm a little puffy on a midsection.

That's why I'm doing this. Chubby's kind of cute. I'll take chubby. I'll take chubby. So I've got, I've got like a little, it's like a little belt, a little belt of fat that exists just around my midsection, just like right above the belt line. And they're like, yeah, that's perfect. We're just going to target these areas. So they froze them.

It takes like 30 minutes. per area and they had to do like three different areas across my stomach so here's the good and the bad the good is i'm already seeing some results from it and i got it in like late january uh the bad is i have to get another session done they say that the second session is really when you see most of the most of the gains from it so i'm going to get another session done but the first time that i did it they put it on there for 30 seconds and then they take it off and it hurts because they like massage it right afterwards and when they massage it it's just a bunch of like frozen fat cells that they're pushing into that shit hurts bad and they do it for about

90 seconds each time wait does it actually feel like the it's frozen like frozen meat no your stomach kind of goes numb the area goes numb so you don't really like you don't feel the skin um like if i were to poke it i couldn't feel it but then you start massaging it and that shit hurts bad. It's like shards of glass. It's bad. Yeah. And then so they tell you that you have to do that to yourself twice a day for two minutes each time after you get the procedure done. So it's just like rubbing my belly and like pressing my belly for two minutes a day. And it hurts. Every time I do that, it hurts. And the other bad part is it swells up right afterwards. So for for like the first two weeks, maybe week and a half after I got the procedure done, I was way fat.

than I was before like there were some pictures that came out of me and I was like wearing a tightish shirt and I've got this massive massive beer belly that wasn't there like two days before but it's because it swells up it's like your body's the immune response or whatever it is the inflammatory response and so that part the part that you get done will swell up for a little bit it'll stay swollen for a couple weeks and then as mine has started to go away the swelling I've definitely lost some of that fat that I had there before. So I'd say I probably lost about four to five pounds of fat maybe. What? That's a lot. Or four to five pounds. I just, I, I look like four to five pounds

skinnier on my waist right now. And then I'm going to get it done again. And then, then my friend, that's when we have final four abs. It's been a long road. I've been working really hard. We've been pushing it. We've been pushing it. But we've been, we've been doing tomorrow abs you know what I'm finally locked in I'm excited to see your progress I've definitely I've already seen progress I already I'm already way slimmer I think this is going to be the icing on a cake to where I go from you know he takes care of himself to damn wouldn't mind up I had a little bit of that though yeah I mean Aaron you you're gonna look it's not going to be fair if Aaron's got a six back it is it's going to be very fair it's not fair at all I just

haven't had one for like seven years six seven years you know what I think it's it's fine it's not weird if you have a six pack if if I got a six pack it would be very weird because if you know if you get a six pack for the first time in your life and you're 38 years old that's weird you're like that guy just got a divorce that's what that's what you think oh see so your lady's like what do you do in this for it's just a podcast thing babe I swear if you if you get a six pack for the first time when you're 40 years old and you're in a relationship The other person in the relationship has every right to question why you're doing that. I agree with that.

I agree with that. And you have every right to answer, honestly. I need to feel better about myself. Help me, love me. Help me. Help me. Yeah. But no, I think if you get abs, our viewership will grow exponentially.

You too will. That's what I'm saying. We'll do some shirtless podcast. Oh, yeah. Summertime Beach Pod. With abs, come on, because this is money. We can go to the playpen in Chicago, like be on a boat. What's the playpen?

It's like... You're going to have to explain all these weird Midwest traditions to me. That's just a Chicago thing. It's like where everyone puts their boats and you jump from boat to boat and you... You tie up. Yep, fleets. Okay. You guys were talking about today in front of my team.

Yeah, nice. That's where the fleets go is in the playpen. Okay. Yeah, I'm in. I got hook up. Don't worry about it. I don't need to be a... I'm not greedy.

I don't need a six-pack. Give me a four pack. Or the line and then the V. Yeah, the V might, it might be too late. Bonk, right? It might be, that's a bong. It might be too late for the V. No.

The V has a lot to do with hip flexors. So one thing, I've always had the V. That shit is still there, actually. But that's because I've always worked out my hip flexors, like really, really good. And then it works out that lower abdomen, too, that one on top of the junk. Like, that all kind of works together. And so I've always, I've always kind of had those, those that go nowhere. Big T, have you ever had abs?

What do you think? Maybe, I don't know, maybe when you were like a young, a lowercase T. Have you ever had one ab? I don't know, dude. You okay, Big Tee? Yeah, this seems like a moronic line of questioning. Okay. I love Big T, and he just puts us in line.

You got, you don't like it. You don't like ab talk? I don't, I just don't, I don't get what we're doing here. We're talking about abs. No shit. How do you not get that? I don't think you're, you're following what, I don't think you're smelling what I'm cooking. It's genetic, guys.

Big T, he's not, he's not down for the ab talk. Look, Big T's a no-nonsense guy. And this is nonsense. We're doing nonsense again. Well, this, I would say 70% of this podcast, nonsense no true so let's bring it back to some some yes sense uh if that's a word i saw i saw we we we tweeted out a giant picture of billy i think labeled it a godzilla egg look we're spicing up the macrodosing twitter uh i realized that much of my

twitter algorithm gets me a lot of conspiracy stuff and we just got to get these out to the macrodosians so we're going to be posting a lot of weird stuff from different parts of the internet and something washed up on the shores of Japan and it looks just like a big white ball and people are asking is it a UFO? Is it a Godzilla egg? Or is it just a buoy?

I've got another I've got another take and I've done zero research on this but it might be will puke. You guys know about I'm looking at it? You guys know about will puke? I don't know enough about well puke no.

Will puke is some of the most valuable stuff that you can find on earth. It really is because they use whale puke to make perfume and cologne. That's where they get the scent from. It's from whale puke. So the stuff that Jerry Fragrance sprays on himself and says this will make your grandmother wet,

that's whale puke, straight up. And I don't know what it is about whales that makes their puke smell so good. I've done zero research into it. But that to me looks like a giant ball of whale puke. Jerry Fragrance had a video for the ages. I don't want to talk about that. Yeah.

I don't want to talk about it. He literally pitched a tent on Twitter. It's called Ambergrie. Yeah. It's called Ambergris. That's what's inside the whale's stomach. And it's something that they puke up and it's produced by sperm whales. And then they turn it into cologne and perfume.

Amburgis looks a lot different, though. It's kind of, ambergous is kind of like a whale pearl in a way, but it's not round. wait hold on I'm getting a I'm getting a fact check here for you bray like it's not exactly it's like

the digest it's almost like a kidney stone for a whale yeah it's not well it's not well poop it's not well poop it looks mechanical

the thing that washed up I think it's either an old World War II mine or just a buoy of some sort but it's nice to think it could be a UFO well it's not flying flammable

substance of dull gray and black is color produced in the digestive system of sperm whales, freshly produced amber gray, amber gray, whatever, has a marine fecal odor. It acquires a sweet earthy scent as it ages, commonly liken to the fragrance of isopropal alcohol without the vaporous chemical. Yo, so that's insane. We make perfume and cologne from a digestive system of a whale. It's literally one of the storylines of Avatar 2. Kind of, yeah.

Yeah, they go whale hunting so that people don't age. But do they hunt the whales to get their puke out, or do they just find the puke? You got to find yourself a bulimic whale and then walk all the way to the bank, just big laugh on your face. Yeah, I feel like

it doesn't make any sense because what whales eat seems like the stinky as shit ever, right? The krill, they plankton, they eat encephalopods, and then somehow

they have digest them, they throw it up and it becomes the best smelling stuff on earth. Yo, I'd like to... Crazy take. So you know how we find like all that stuff smelling bad?

Yeah. But we find our stuff, like our food smells good to us. because of how our nasal scent stuff works. So, like, good stuff smells good, bad stuff smells bad. Yeah. We think our vomit smells bad because it's all the bad stuff. What if whales turn the good stuff into bad stuff for them,

but we think it smells like the good stuff? All right. Just walk me through that one more time, Billy. Can you use the word stuff like 33% less frequently? Because I'm trying to find out where you're going, but there's a lot of stuff. Okay. A lot of stuffs.

A lot of stuff. It's like photosynthesis and cellular respiration. You know how they're just flipped and opposite? You're somehow making this more confusing right now. Okay. So it goes in negative, comes out positive. Okay. So humans, the food goes in positive and then comes out negative.

Right. Okay. Whales, it goes in negative, comes out positive. Got it. Okay. All right. So it's flipped. exactly they eat the stinky stuff but their body turns the stinky stuff into good smelling stuff

into whales it probably smells terrible so if you just ate if a human ate shit all the time it would come out smelling better yeah see this is where the theory falls apart who knows but it's just like maybe our olfactory glands are just like that yeah um that might be a little out there yeah i don't like this take at all actually do it so let's move away from it let's move away from it let's get into some UFO takes how about that because I do want to know and I've I purposely have not been doing any research into what we've recovered out of these UFOs and weather balloons that we shot down F-22 the balloon killer I think it's kind of six no career record against balloons which is pretty impressive for a 65 billion dollar aircraft so I'm curious billy I'm sure that you've seen

parts of the internet that I have not seen. What have we found in terms of the wreckage of these things? The worst part is besides the Chinese balloons that we knew were balloons from a different nation state, nothing for the ones that haven't been found. Okay. That we couldn't identify. I heard that I did see one headline that said it might have been like a hobbyist weather balloon, just like somebody that sends up weather balloons for fun. And then they got their shit shot down by an F-22. too. That's very funny. Yeah. That's exactly what I said it was.

But the thing is, those things definitely got ripped to shreds by like the $400,000 missile sent by the jets. Yeah. But, hey. How is our defense? I'm not, I'm still not buying this shit. I'm not buying any of this shit. Gras.

I'm still not buying it. No, it's just, they're being way to, like, this is what I understand about our government. They know. nobody trust them right nor left nobody trust the government and they continue to be secretive about shit they don't need to be secretive about it's just silly dog like this just dumb throw the whole shit away i'm a the problem is even even if they were like radically transparent and they said something that that we all were shocked by most of us would be like they're just saying that to distract us from something else that's going on some some people would do that but if you've the records have

has been in their possession for what, I don't know, a week and a half, two weeks now, three, you know what it is by now. You know what materials it's made out of. You know, you might know know the origins, but you know what it's made out of. You know what it is. Like, say what it is. Yeah. Maybe they have. I haven't looked into it, but I haven't heard it. Big T, have you paid any attention to the weather balloons and stuff, UFO wreckage? We've talked about it on here. I've seen them, but I'm actually more curious to know about your take about Joe Biden went to Ukraine, made a surprise visit to Ukraine the other day. I mean, of course he gets his favorite place. Ukraine's his favorite place on Earth? Yeah. That's where you get to

funding. Since trillions of our dollars over there wants to fund their war. Yeah, he loves Ukraine. His son was very instrumental in the organization of that war. They've funded him for years. Yeah, he loves Ukraine. Wait, wait, you think Hunter Biden started the war in Ukraine? So I actually, yeah. So the gas company. I want, and for the record, before you start, I agree to a certain extent with the fact that funding a giant war overseas is going to start a lot of problems that we can't see coming right now. I'm not saying like obviously, like Russia is in the wrong. They shouldn't have invaded. We kind of have a duty to protect some of those countries in Europe.

Why? But funding because of like the NATO alliance and what it means if he invades one country and just. taking over hostile land is not good. But it happens all the time in the world. It happens all the time and we selectively choose which countries that we're going to fund to defend. Now that's something that happens at the geopolitical level of people that have been working in the State Department and diplomacy for 50, 60 years. But it's fucked up what Putin did and Ukraine is they're the good guys in this situation. But I also agree with the fact that and it seems to be almost a Republican talking point now, which is funding a war overseas is not always going to lead to the best of

outcomes, which they would have had that energy for the Iraq war, but they are saying it now. And so I'm saying like, I'm about to say, where has that been? Yeah, it was nowhere. But so I'm just saying this, we can start from an area of common ground where I see that point of view and that perspective, but I don't, unless I just missed out on it entirely, I don't think that Hunter Biden started the war in Ukraine. I want to. I want to make sure I have all of the facts correct, but there's... I got some facts. There's a Ukrainian oligarch who runs the company that Hunter Biden was doing all of his stuff with,

who recently, he was raided, I think. So I want to make sure I have everything correct. But Hunter Biden has been in huge dealings with a lot of Ukrainian, entities that have had a large hand in this war. He was definitely paid, what, $800,000 a year? Am I getting that right, that figure, or am I making that one up? Six figures, at least. He was paid six figures consulting for some Ukrainian oil conglomerate.

And the speculation is that they were just using that to get close to Joe Biden and the Obama administration when it was happening, which isn't the most insane-sounding thing in the world. I'll be honest. Like, that shit happens all the time. I mean, a lot of it was Ukraine historically has been one of the most

corrupt countries since the fall of the Soviet Union. That's on file. You can look at the New York Times. This is mainstream media. You can look it up. No, but serious. Public information.

I agree with you. I agree with you. But the way that you say, it's on file. I know, but like people are acting like Ukraine's been like the Harbinger freedom, peace, and democracy for years. Right. But part of that is their major export is natural resources.

But the main problem with that is that because of the market in the area of the world they're in, the market share is totally controlled by Russia. All of the consumers are taking Russian gas. And because of that, they need to find a way to get an avenue into Europe so that they could start supplying Europe with gas. So who are they going to talk to about that? made uh hundred bide and guess what hunter biden has the key a crackhead no well hundred and who's going to get that gas across the european continent a crackhead whormonger i mean hunter biden has direct access to the biden administration it's not like hunter biden was getting checks from a kazaki like mineral mine like there was plenty of other places he could have been getting

money like that consulting for tons of other countries energy resources but he was in ukraine and you know he was right there before the fire started so do you think he knows how the fire was lit i mean it's one of those things like i know oh it sounds ridiculous but the guy literally held like what is this what is this obsession though i just i don't understand it is a bro bro it is now what two years into Biden's presidency and we still talking about Hunter fucking Biden, bro. Who gives a shit?

We're funding a war in Ukraine. Oh my God. We've spent more money. We fund so much shit all across the world that you guys are uninterested in. The fixation on Ukraine is fascinating to me. I don't know if Mike was World War III.

We've lived in the greatest peacetime on Earth. Take Sundays off the internet. Just take Sundays off the internet. Just at least do that. You know what I'm saying? I do take Sundays off the internet Good I take Saturdays I just drink all day

For the boys All right Well hey You fucking scruff McGruffs I hope you crack the fucking case With this 100 bite of shit I hope you do it They did

I'm glad I hope they pin them Under the jail I hope they do it The reason Russia invade Was because they pose a major threat To Russia's only lifeline

Which is Get like control of natural resources In Europe All right so I've Nord Stream I've been doing a little bit of reading, not to brag. I took a book with me on my vacation and I was reading on the beach. A little book called Hitler and Stalin. And it's actually a fascinating book. It's

about kind of the uneasy truce that they had at the start of World War II. And they had some common goals, namely to divvy up Poland at the start. And then how they turned on each other. Well, really Germany first turned on Russia and then the USSR had to respond and eventually ended up pushing them back after Stalingrad. But what I thought was really interesting in this book was talking about Ukraine and how Ukraine played into the tug of war between the Nazis and USSR. So the Ukrainian people were under control of the USSR after the Bolshevik revolution. And they wanted, they always saw themselves as having a national identity of their own. Ukraine did.

But they were under the control of Russia. There are some ethnic similarities in certain parts. And a lot of, there's some shared history. there, certainly between the Ukrainians and the Russians. But they wanted to have their own identity, right? And then Germany, once they invaded Poland, they divvied it up with the Soviets, they decide to fight a war on the Western Front and invade the Soviet Union to gain more resources to fund their war effort. Because the Ukraine, Soviet Union, they've got a lot of minerals, they've got a lot of oil, they've got things of that nature that could be used to build up

their manufacturing and and really fund or supply the German military. So the German military started taking Ukraine. And a lot of people in Ukraine were very happy about that at the time because the Germans, the Nazis were telling the Ukrainians, we're here to liberate you. You're going to have your own country. We're going to plant it with flowers. And you're going to be your own people. So a lot of people in Ukraine. And there were also like 200,000 Jewish people in Kiev and surrounding areas that did get deported to the outskirts of town and shot and left in a ditch. So it's not like everybody in Ukraine was happy about this. But a lot of people in Ukraine were happy that the Nazis were taking over because it was getting rid of the Soviets and letting them start their own country.

So as they pushed across, they developed some, they had longstanding hatred towards some of the Bolsheviks in the Soviet Union. and the Nazis were, to a certain extent, by some people in Ukraine, greeted as liberators. Then the Soviets pushed back and then they retook over the country. And then when Eastern Europe subdivided at the end of the Cold War, then they became their own country again. So they've always had, there is some element of truth to the fact that there are Nazi sympathizers living in Ukraine. But it goes all the way back to that history. and so there's been funding them though there's a couple like to do right but we're not funding the ideology the nazi ideology we're funding the ukrainian defense against russia we've been

funding the development of a ukrainian national identity since the coup in 2014 which was mostly like fascist guerrillas uh that helped take over the formerly russian uh russian uh russian allied Ukrainian government and basically been drumming up this serious nationalism through our foreign policy objectives in order to get a more Western Ukraine, which was a direct threat to Russian sovereignty in ways, which is kind of caused this whole thing. Yeah, but I don't think that Russia invaded Ukraine because of what you were talking about earlier. I don't think about Hunter Biden. I don't think that has really, it's mostly about the fact that Ukraine, does pose a threat because it's it's close to many important cities in russia and having that be

like a western friendly state it Putin saw that as a threat and also Putin wanted to regain the borders that they lost at the end of the cold war and restore Russia to its once like former glory now then they started a war that like they started this war they said okay we're going to amass troops and we're going to invade a sovereign nation and kill innocent people and that's fucked up and they shouldn't be doing that. So I understand why we want to help defend against that, these innocent people being slaughtered. But at the same time, when people say that there are Nazis in the Ukrainian armed forces, that's just an abject fact. There are. There are several battalions that are known for being Nazi or Nazi adjacent. Not to say that the entire Ukrainian

military is, because it's not. It's a small fraction of them. But they are, they're outspoken about their Nazi tendencies and Nazi. I had heard a lot of like Nazi rhetoric around Ukraine and Ukrainian forces and I didn't know where it came from. That was a great breakdown. Like I kind of never looked at it. I'm not that interested in this whole thing, but that was a great breakdown. I appreciate the history.

It's never as simple as saying good guy, bad guy. Now there's right. There's always history that goes into it. And when you grow up an environment like that, that's, that's all you know. Like if you're a child growing up in a Nazi-occupied Ukraine and you're not a Jewish person and that's all that you know growing up and they gave you your national identity, you would probably have more sympathy towards that faction than the Soviets coming in to take you over again. Yeah.

So it's complicated and there's shades of gray. There's also the Nord Stream pipeline, which is first reported by Billy. that the U.S. did it like, the day after it happened, Billy was just like, I think we did it. We don't know who did it. We still don't. Seymour Hirsch says that it was that he has a source inside the Pentagon that told him that it was the Biden administration that did it. So they blew up that pipeline, somebody blew up the pipeline. And Hirsch is the guy that he exposed the Miley massacre back in Vietnam. So he has a history of being right about things that the U.S. is sticking their nose into. Now, he's also been wrong about a lot of stuff too.

So we're not sure if his sources is correct, but if the U.S. did blow up the Nord Stream pipeline, they get caught for it. What is Germany going to do to us? Like are they because like we just fucked with Germany big time and we're supposed to be an ally. Well, what we're what Germany is going to end up doing is buying gas from Ukraine after the war is over. I mean, that's the, the geopolitical like Russia's only lifeline. The only way they get money that can like keep up the regime. Like, keep Putin in power and that whole party is that they're getting just like an umbilical cord of money from their natural resources straight from Europe. And that is how they've maintained their power.

And that's all they want is to maintain their borders. Trust me, I don't like a strong Russia. Like, I don't want Russia to be expansionist by any means. And the Ukrainian people absolutely should be taking up arms to fight against an invader. But it's kind of like, you know, we made serious. serious like we fucked around heavily in ukraine to kind of cause the situation we destabilized a kind of you know mafia state that was russian sympathizing in their like in their government but we went around fucked around with their government caused national upheaval by sponsoring

the azov battalion you can look it up we had forces training like special forces training the Azab Battalion in order to be functional in this upheaval, like what we've never had a coup. We never caused a coup in a country. The U.S. CIA has never caused a coup. They did that in Ukraine.

Isn't it a coup? Yeah, it's okay. It's just going to... It's cool. He learned that word by... He learned that word by reading it, which that's a good thing. I let us light the first seven time. I just had the... Coup, too. Just like... Billy said something funny before the show. He was like, I don't

understand what I have that makes my brain say words wrong. I think it's some sort of dyslexia. But, um, like, we've never done that. We pissed off Russia. And look, we knew like, let's like, we want a war free world. We don't want like, yeah. Like, do we?

Yeah, but like, oh, there you do. I know, but basically we kind of stirred up shit. Like, imagine if Russia was like doing stuff in Canada, giving arms to Canadians doing all that stuff. We get pretty pissed off. Like, yes, I'm not on Russia's side, but it's not like we didn't, like, poke a bear and expect nothing to happen. Yeah.

Right. So you have a golden pen that can lay down executive orders, Billy. What is your solution to this issue? Probably right now, the solution right now would be to go to the negotiation table with Rush and be like, look we need you need to start fucking stop fucking around in the middle east when it comes to Syria you need to stop your expansionist rhetoric and we'll let you have what you had before which was supplying Europe with cheap oil that they're dependent on and you keep getting money from it and we won't threaten that what happened is we threatened their one lifeline which was

trying to get Ukrainian natural gas and resources to Europe that's what hunter Biden was there for he was supposed to be sort of representative of hey We're the new, we want to come in, like we're going to continue the stuff we were doing before Trump and we're going to try to get you guys into the Western world, maybe even a NATO ally and get you into trading, into trading natural resources with the West. And that will enrich your country and which is all, you know, valiant things. But the direct result of that is Russia is going to get pissed off and just start fucking around. I don't think they haven't a long time. I actually don't think that Billy is super far off on this. but I do struggle with being like Hunter Biden is is a key player in all this I think

Hunter Biden was sniffing around and he he was one of like thousands of people that were involved in the Ukrainian energy policy decisions and he was I think he was an outside character to say that he has that Hunter Biden caused the war in Ukraine I think that's you're getting into lunatic stuff you know it's not lunatic it's lunatic stuff all the guy had to be was a carrier pigeon to, you know, parrot what his... A lot of birds. It's a lot of birds. It's a lot of birds.

We're talking about parrots and pigeons. He had to be a carrier pigeon by just bringing documents back from the Ukrainian gas board meetings. We all know he's a late night owl, too. Yeah. I mean... It's good.

Look, you could literally put a mannequin in his position to do what he had to do, but... He's not a chicken. Host ties. Hey, but, you know, he may be a canary in the coal mine. He might, but you know what? he's got a cock and that's that's bird talking with hunter

Biden um hey stork brought him to Joe that's true uh I I don't think that he is like a major player at all in this I think that Billy's not far off with some of the explanation and it's you know it is he's the only represented oh yeah it's the only representative we can put a name to

of the party that was responsible that's the deal to me that's the biggest issue to me that's it sounds like a red herring Now we're going to fish Fish nor foul Let's do it So I think in general Like the fixation on Hunter Biden Is like

It's just a smoke screen It doesn't get this anywhere I don't think And it just further causes the division That already exists If he's guilty or something Let's do it but if not Let's come cut the gate

It's just I don't understand It just is. Beating his dead horses is wild. Like if the history books read in a hundred years that Hunter Biden was an integral part of World War III, I will be so fucking surprised. Like it will absolutely surprise the shit out of it. He's like the, he's like the Archduke that got assassinated in Serbia. Well, think about it. The Archduke was just a relative of a royal family.

Well, he was, I think he was the next in line. Right. he was a son of someone he was it no he's the heir apparent to shit now I'm spacing on it I think the black hand killed him

that's all you got us Serbian's got them the Serbian's got it black hand for sure Serbs are responsible for all of it by the way literally so there's a joke there's Serbians in my family and the joke is that like Serbians hold like super grudges

and there's like family members who don't talk to each other because it's just like grudges and it's like the Serbian temper literally caused all the world wars yeah i mean that and a lot of treaties yeah but uh i also forgot when i was talking about the uh the reasons why ukraine hates russia and the soviet union pretty big reason why is after the bolshevik revolution when they tried to change all the agriculture they ended up starving I think three, maybe five million. I might be off on those figures.

Millions and millions of Ukrainians starved to death. Like in the streets, they just didn't have any food. And that was symbolic. To them, they thought, okay, when the Soviets took us over, they took away all of our food and we all starved to death in misery. Of course you're going to hate that government. You're going to have like a longstanding hatred towards those people, as you should. I mean, the worst thing, there's like some nuts pictures of market.

that were selling dead people to be eaten from that time period that unfortunately I stumbled upon. They had to come to a different, and this might have been in Stalingrad as well, there was a different explanation for eating human flesh that was already dead as opposed to killing somebody to eat their flesh. There was a distinction made in terms of what was against the law because there was just, there was no food. You cut out, but are you talking about Stalingrad?

Yeah. Yeah. When we did the Putin episode, that was wild. It was. Those same laws were derived from those famines, forced famines. Yeah. So there's a lot of gray area over there. But I'll say this about Biden, whether or not you agree with the funding of the war in Ukraine

and funding the Ukrainian military. It does take some balls to just, like, show up in an act of war. zone, right? Do you think he was aware of those risks? Or somebody just said, get on a plane, Joe, we're going over there. I mean, he knows what's going on. It takes some nuts, though, right, to show up in Kiev as the president of the United States? I would feel pretty comfortable in my safety as the president of the United States. I mean, Kiev's in, it's within range of some of the Russian weaponry. I don't

know. I don't know if I'd feel, it takes some balls. That's all I'm saying. Did we see him fall? Was that him who fell down the stairs of Air Force One? No, but he tripped going up the stairs It was Jason Derulo at the Met Gallo you're thinking Yeah No, you know how They're telling to put the NATO Air Defense like no fly zone

Over Ukraine Yeah I guarantee they had that They like did it for Biden being there Yeah They won't do it all the time Yeah I mean if you put a no fly zone over Ukraine You are going to start

a war like a full on multifaceted war you know what's really worrying me about the war in ukraine china and iran have started to like start to produce serious weapons manufacturing to give to russia and like they're they're manufacturing drones and you were literally seeing an access and allies form right before our very eyes and it's freaking me the only we can have drones you know that

i know but we we should be testing military hardware out like i'm i'm in washington dc right now and i've i haven't spent that much time around here but you can feel the military industrial complex all around you there are oh yeah how so like there's well there's helicopters everywhere like low flying right um there's you you like drive by the pentagon and you're like oh shit like this is really where it all goes down and i mean we're we've allocated all of our military budget spending that was on afghan to Ukraine and we're producing all these weapons and it's kind of like you're just seeing everything ramp up real fast and one of one of the things that you listed was and you walk by

the pentagon it's like oh shit this is where it goes down and that's how you feel the military industrial complex no but like think about it like you walk by wall street and you're like oh shit this is where the stock market goes down you walk by the pentagon you're like oh shit there this it's real where we do all this stuff yeah no It's a real building. It's a giant building. It might be the biggest office building in the world by square footage. A Pentagon?

Yeah, I think so. At one time it was. I'm not sure if it still is. But yeah, it's a big-ass building. Yeah, Billy, it's military industrial complex in the DC area is massive. Even once you get out of the city and you start driving down the corridors, all those buildings are built using military contract money. All of them. It's all the server farms.

all the toll roads all the highways you'll see these giant buildings with like a little logo at the top of it those are all military contractors and they employ probably millions of people in the dc maryland area it's it's a real thing driving driving down here we drove by the nsa and i was like dukes like that's the national surveillance agency i want you and dougs to get to the bottom of the nsa no no but he's like what i was like the nsa bro it's like he's like what harold is kumar do the military industrial complex we're having some fun that would be lit

yeah uh so all right that was talking foreign policy yeah good job guys arkansas police rule suicide and death of clinton aid linked to ebstein so all right that's billy give me your source on this give me i'm gonna i'm gonna be heavy on demanding sources on this because i saw one person tweet about it and that person might not even be a real person so uh i'm need i need you to source this out for me mark middleton dead at the u.s son is that good enough

for you there's a couple others what's the u.s son uh the british publication the insider paper as well what's that i see the daily mail ever daily mail is junk it is a legitimate publication daily mail is junk okay okay you're gonna like this one about arkansas democrat uh the arkansas democrat gazette okay is that okay good enough for you There's Democrat in there. I don't know anything about it. Why do you keep saying that I'm a Democrat? I don't have a D next to my mind.

Because they just, they refuse to listen. They just refuse. It's fascinating. I think you might trust. I think you might trust something unreal that they continue to bang this drug. So they ruled his death of suicide, even though he was shot and hung and they can't find the weapon he committed to suicide with.

All right. hypothetically, I'm going to play along, okay? I'm the cut in hung. I'm Bill Clinton's illegitimate son that nobody knows about. And I'm the hitman that takes care of all this stuff. Anytime somebody says something about Hillary, I show up, I kill them. I'm probably pretty good at my job because, according to the lore, they've killed like 100 people, right?

So I want to stage of suicide. This is my specialty. I'm really good at it. So I go and I hang this guy. and then I shoot them in the chest and then I walk away with the gun and I'm like another perfect suicide staged by me

the Clinton hit man you think that's how it went down economy's rough they might be having to get new guys they're on a budget they don't have the same level of competency that they used to they have to keep killing the old guys who are good at their job just so the truth doesn't get out

okay so now they're now they're getting sloppy Well, because they have to keep finding new guys. Can you send Time's are tough. You try to buy eggs recently? Send a link to the group chat from the Arkansas Democrat Gazette. And then I'll read that article and I'll see. Because I think this thing happened a long time ago.

And that one dude just- It happened in 2022. Yeah. There was another one that happened a longer time ago. That was the exact same type of killing. The one that they talk about where the guy was hung and shot, this is the second one. This happened in 2022.

Okay, yeah, 2022. Can you send me the link to the Arkansas Democrat Gazette so I can read what they say? They repeat the facts of it, but they take it from the other side. He was also like, okay, let me find it. Wait, I'm trying to find the thing. What's weird about it is the exact same way another guy was found dead. So. And home.

So what's interesting is I did read the tweet from this person, and they made it sound like it just happened, but it happened like six months ago, the thing that he was talking about. So that was red flag number one, was this guy thinking he was breaking news that had already happened. And then I was reading the replies. And it was interesting because the replies were mostly people saying like, chalk another one up for the Clintons, things like that. There was one guy that replied that said, Mark was a friend of mine. This is a suicide. Please don't talk about it this way. And the guy had the don't tread on me flag as his Twitter profile picture.

So I clicked on that. And this guy is like, he's a right winger. He's like into all the prototypical right wing online stuff. But he's the one that's saying like, hey, I know what you guys are doing, but I actually knew this guy. So in this case, it's not a conspiracy. So I like your anecdotal evidence. Yeah, it is a lot. It is anecdotal.

Can you please send us the thing so we can. So, I mean, we're bringing up sources here. Yeah, but you still haven't, you still haven't sent the Democrat is that one. Oh, sorry. And I will, I'll, I'll countersend it. And again, it is anecdotal. And I have no idea if this person's legit, but he, it looked like a normal, just online guy that's really into right wing stuff. You say, hey, I know what you guys are doing, but not this one.

Yeah, this one. He's like, I appreciate the effort. I love your passion. um so yeah it's just it's just weird so go ahead and send that let me find that link i sent it it's the last one last one i sent okay it's Arkansas online it's Arkansas online yeah but it's the Arkansas Democrat Gazette okay all right so I'll I'll counter send reply guy and we'll have a reply guy off I will inspect this reply guy

because I also love reply guys okay his his Twitter name is lion not sheep so that's cool that's strong this is a Fed this is a Fed you're already calling him a Fed you haven't you haven't clicked on anything you haven't done you've done you've done negative research

hey the fun the funniest shit is the is the The dialogue underneath his tweet. So he goes, Mark was a personal friend. His death was as soon as I, please take this post down. Under that, some guy goes, we believe you two-month-old anonymous account, taking it down right away, sir, to which he replies, Anonymous because of cancel culture, two months old,

because my conservative views have been canceled twice by Twitter. This is a fad, bro. No, this could be. This could be a fad. This could be a fad. If you're reading this, all this guy is posting January 6th up, If you probably go back, this is like the type of person who is like saying, oh, storm the capital, storm the capital.

You have zero evidence to say that he's fed. Now, I'm not saying that I have evidence to prove that it's real because it's Twitter and it could be anybody. But it is very funny that he's like he's being the sympathetic. He's probably going to get turned. He's probably going to get flipped. And he'll be like, you know what? I was wrong.

Okay, now I believe it was Clinton that did it. Dude, all this guy is, is he retweets. he has no actually I'm going to his replies. All he does is retweet right wing, like vanilla ass stuff. The don't tread on me flag stuff is liniment yeah, dude.

No, not true. He's replying to a tweet talking about, I don't know who Alexander Diaz is, but he said this is the 2024 Republican ticket, what's your reaction? And he replied, why would DeSantis choose a Democrat as his

running? I'm confused. Yeah, he doesn't like Nikki Haley. She's too much of a lib. Fed. Most rational people like Nikki Haley, who's on the right. I don't know. I don't know if you have any facts to back that one up.

I don't know. He's pretty active, actually, man. I'm looking at it. Look at his replies. So it looks like the family is asking people to stop harassing them with outlandish, hurtful, unsupported, and offensive online articles. So it sounds like the family doesn't, the family believes it was a suicide. They believe that very strongly.

They've got like a lawyer and stuff. So I'm looking at the article that you sent over, Billy. Is this the Arkansas Democrat Gazette? Because the link says Arkansas online. Yeah, it is. Okay. Yeah, that's the Arkansas. Yeah, so the article is saying like the family is upset about all these insinuations.

so I guess I guess we'll never know unless you and Dukes can get to the bottom of it I have full faith I know you're trying to disqualify my opinion by loving Dugues night together but you know we're the future of America and you can't just count us out like that I'm not counting you guys out I love Dugues

so um all right let's transition because I don't think that we're going to make any more ground on this I'm curious to know though what Big T's teed off about or are you Are you teed up? I guess there is something I'm teed off about. I don't know if we would. Can we talk about Brandon Miller?

Yeah, we can talk about Brandon Miller. Because this is the most insane thing I've ever seen. So you want to give a little bit of background as because my only background in this comes from what Hank said yesterday. And I, I don't, I'm not saying I don't trust Hank, but I think Hank was learning about the case as he was trying to explain it to us. So I'm not sure that we got everything necessary. from so what do you know so arian are you have you heard about this no no brandon miller okay so a month ago

an alabama basketball player got arrested for murder he and another guy whoa it's not expecting that one yeah they they killed a woman uh in tuscaloosa so he's obviously been in jail since he was arrested like early january i think yesterday they had one of their first hearings for the case and the guy who was arrested wasn't very good. He was a role player. It comes out that... It's so not important. Well, it is important. It's important to the next part of the story. All right. You're right. I cut you off, but it... Okay. It is relevant. What is plus minus? I don't know. He was hurt. He was done for the year anyway. He was a single mother, bad guy. Anyway, it comes out yesterday that he texted Brandon Miller,

who is Alabama's best player and going to be a top five pick in the draft at I believe about 1.30 in the and said Brandon Miller was in possession of the other guy's gun the guy texts Brandon Miller bring me my gun Brandon Miller brings it to him

that guy then hands it to the other guy he was with and then they committed the murder Brandon Miller's car was also at the scene and it had two bullet holes in the windshield the cars were in sort of a like a blockade that prevented the woman from getting away

as they killed her. I don't believe Brandon Miller was there when it happened. But he did deliver them the gun that was then used in the commission of the murder. Now, apparently in Alabama, that's not illegal.

I don't know how that's the case, but he has not been charged with anything. But he also... Did he know what the gun was going to be used for? I can't answer that. I would say if someone texts you at 1.30 in the morning, bring me my gun. You should have a reasonable suspicion as to why they're asking that. Little devil out of little devil's advocate right now.

If some dude left a gun in my car, I'd be trying to get rid of it as fast as I could. I don't care what. But he wasn't trying to get rid of it. He had it. And then the guy texted him, bring it to me. And he did. But there could be, I mean, I haven't played devil's advocates as well. Because there could be 1.30 in the morning in college is not 1.30 in the morning to us, right?

So 1.30 in morning in college is like 9 p.m., 10 p.m. Right? So it's for everybody's out doing things. Well, the story goes on. Let me read you what Alabama head coach Nate Oates had to say yesterday about it. Quote, we knew about that. Can't control everything everybody does outside of practice. Nobody knew that was going to happen. College kids are out. Brandon hasn't been in any type of trouble, nor is he in any type of trouble. in this case wrong spot at the wrong time that's what their coach said about it um so if i guess he's not going to get in any legal trouble but the fact that he it seems like he's going to play tonight and nate oates is going to play him the rest of the season that's insane it it is crazy that he's going to play tonight and that he continued to play after like he's not being charged

with anything right now is that is that correct right but he's definitely in involved in the investigation heavily. The best case scenario is he didn't know they were trying to kill someone, but delivered them a gun very late at night that was immediately used to kill someone. And he did say in the, because he, there's another part though, Aaron. I mean, that is the best case scenario. He didn't know, but. Yeah, but okay.

Yeah. So, I mean, to further that case, I mean, unless he knew what it was used for, unless he knew that this other dude was capable of murdering. Like, I don't know. Like, I got a bunch of homies. If they were like, yo, bring me my gun. I left it at the house, whatever, however he had it, he was like, yo, bring me my shit. And I was out and about, I just brought it.

I wouldn't thought anything of it because I don't think my man's he's a murderer, right? But if he knows he's capable of murder, that that definitely is a possibility. But, I mean, he's 18, 19 years old. I don't know. It's going to be tough to prove that he knew that the person was about to shoot somebody. Which is fair. He did, he did text the guy. guy back saying like the gun is in the hat and he said uh and there's one in the head

meaning that there was a bullet that was in the chamber ready to be shot so he told him yeah is that true think miller said that i think um so if the other dude said that that's even more so for miller because it is like awesome like hey be careful because it's loaded okay so Miller didn't know that it was i let me check let me check i believe that was said by darius miles to the guy who actually pulled the trigger, I think. Okay. All right. I might mess that up. Yes.

When Miller got to the scene, Miles told Davis those are the two people who were involved in the commission of the murder. Quote, the heat is in the hat. Detective Brandon Culpeber said that meant a gun was present. Miles added, quote, there's one in the head. Okay. So, yes, that wasn't, that wasn't Brandon Miller

that texted that for the record. Correct. And I believe that was set out loud. Okay. It was a woman No but was the target the woman Yes Or was it someone else in the car

No it was her Was she the only one in the car I don't know Do we know why they were trying to kill her I am not entirely sure But I believe it was like very intentional And it was supposed to be her Yeah

But even if So if he if he didn't commit a crime That is what it is But you can be suspended for things that you don't get arrested for? Sure. So you're saying he should be suspended? Yes. And even more so than that, the coach to say what he said yesterday, I think is incomprehensible. To say that you can't, to say you can't control what everybody does outside of practice when you're talking about a murder, that's insane. And he said,

I mean, he's not, he's not wrong, though. He also said like, it's a bit insensitive. College kids will do college kids stuff. Yeah, college kids are out. Yeah, I'm unsure about that. But I think, I don't know, I guess I'm very sympathetic towards the woman for sure. And I know like the family wants everybody involved, buried, I bet. But I'm also looking at it from the kids' perspective. Like if you, if you genuinely didn't know, and because I mean, I dealt with firearms when I was in college, I know dudes who had them. I know I, you know what I'm saying? I had added him on my hand and we passed it or whatever if in the midst of all of that of like yo let me check out the piece it went from that to you know that piece that you passed buddy last night you know he

shot somebody with that have been like whoa what the fuck you know what I mean and so like from that standpoint I can see his part in it is very minimal other than you know the gun was in his possession now I mean that's for the authorities to figure out and all that shit but and to the truth of it we'll never know you know we're obviously speculating But I can see both sides. If he knew, that's silly and that's sick. And yeah, he deserves whatever he gets from it. But if he didn't know, it's hard to be like, yo, suspend him or it's hard to be, I can't really make that case because he didn't do anything illegal.

He didn't do anything wrong, really, like morally, in my opinion, if he didn't really know what was going down. I would say, I understand that point of view, but let's say that this guy was a eighth guy. So that's exactly what I was going to say. Right. If he's if he's at the end of the bench and he's involved in a murder investigation, I'm pretty sure that both kicked off the team and arrested, I think. I don't know, maybe not arrested, but he would definitely be at least suspended until the investigation plays its way out.

For sure. But since he's their best player, I mean, okay, I can see that. Then they have like, you know, different rules based on your ability level in sports is the harsh stuff. That's always been the case, though. Yeah. It's always been the case, yeah. Really quick.

So there was another person in the car. The woman's boyfriend was in the car who also shot out of the car. The boy, there was of two sides of fire, which I think, I'm not saying, you know, it's either that or butt, but there was a shootout between two parties and she was hit. Yeah. I don't know if that's the case. I haven't really read up on it. I believe you if you're saying that there was a shootout. Yeah, I don't know.

The article I'm reading, Miss Cotton added that the boyfriend returned fire striking one of the suspects when the suspect visited the hospital in the area he was connected to the shooting. So returned fire, meaning once they started shooting at them, he shot back. Right. Yeah. You guys remember Clyde Edwards E. Lerer when he was at LSU? Yeah. He killed a guy. I don't remember this. Yeah. He shot and killed. The guy on the chief, the running back on the chiefs.

He shot and killed a guy at a guy. LSU but it was justifiable so they were like somebody was selling someone a video game system or some sort of electronic and uh this guy I think he was 18 years old pulled out a gun and tried to rob Clyde Edwards Elair and some I guess the guy that was driving the car and Clyde turned around and shot him and killed him but it was it was self-defense and was justified yeah I mean so they're you know that's so heavy dog just in that aspect of like even if you you know you survive the investigation and they find out it is justifiable like and in your head you did justify it as well because you know you felt threatened for your life like forever like

you got a body you know what I mean like forever like you took a life granted yours was in danger and that's fight a flight and you know very rare but like still just that feeling of yo I took a life that's that's something that's wild I mean you got to live with that to, yeah, you got to live with that. And not necessarily, you was in that situation unbeknownst to you, right? So it's not your fault. But it's just a very, uh, changes your life. Yeah, changes your life entirely, your outlook for sure. Uh, so we, we do have a very, very special guest coming on. Is he, is he ready to go? Oh, he's almost ready to go. I guess we can break the news right now. This is our hundredth episode. Well, yeah. The hundredth episode of

macrodosing. And what a, what a long, strange trip it's been. It's also our second birthday when this comes out. How about that? Good time. All right, happy birthday, guys. We've been doing this for two years? Yeah. Yeah.

You guys are. Bro. What the fuck? Billy funny, man. Yeah, two years. It's really flown by, actually. Y'all got any cupcakes? I don't have any cupcakes.

Damn. We should have had something to celebrate, man. That's not very April abs behavior. That's facts. You're right. We don't have any cupcakes, but we do have a fire new shirt that we're putting up for sale. Avery's wearing it right now. Avery's got it on. It's got a UFO. It's got an

alien. It's got, I'm reading across my left. Big T is looking good. Giant. The beard looks full on that shirt. It's got me. It's got Sasquatch. It's got a frog. It's one of the logos that we didn't use when this podcast. Are you being facetious? No, I couldn't see from a cross room. It's Aryan. It's me and

Aryan. Yeah, it's not Big T. I don't know if they... You do look light. You do look light from here. I don't think they really got the skin tone that right. But it's a good... It's a fire shirt. It's a good shirt.

Billy is the Frog. Big T. Which are you? I'm not on this. This was a logo that was pitched at the beginning that we didn't use. Yeah, this is like a retro never-before-seen logo. Okay. Yep. I like it.

What could have been? So when this show comes out, it's going to be a one-day release. one day release You only have one day to get the shirt 24 hours to purchase the shirt If we ever see you wearing this shirt That means you're your real one It's like the kiss thing on the act

Kiss coin Yeah Yeah I just found out what the kiss coin was Like a couple weeks ago That's fucking weird Can you imagine if someone just came up to you On the street and kissed you? Yeah

Happens all the time When you got dumps like these So we do have a very special guest Joining us for a hundredth episode I think he's logged on Right now Sometimes you got to go back sometimes you got to go back to go forward do we have his video uh i don't know do we mystery

guess can you can you unveil yourself on the video i i don't know that i know how to do that go to go to the camera the highlights and it says turn on camera who could it be coli man it's the mic man the mic man is joining us i've missed you coli we've all missed you Coley. Wait, hold on. Let him get his camera on before we, before we. You're, this kid turn on camera. There it is.

There you go. What's up, God? What's up? Coley, how are we doing? I can't complain. How are you beautiful people? I'm glad you finally got a mic, man. I've always had a mic.

Really? This one sounds a little more crispy, dog. This one was sent to me by the new employer. So take it up with your current employer. That's like that. Shade, I love it. So what's up, Coley? What's new?

What's going on your life? Big pop over there. Yeah, I was going to say it's nothing, despite the drastic life changed, nothing feels different at all because it's like I went from doing doing that for so long, but I was with Tyler for so long. So then I just went to where Tyler was. So it didn't feel like that drastic of a change despite leaving a company I had been with my career.

a weird word to use, but entire career to just a different company entirely. So I don't know. It doesn't really feel much there. Like I see all of you people on the internet like I did before anyway. Nothing's really changed is what I'm getting at. Zero things of change. I got a very serious question, though. Why? And I'm glad that you are. But why are you still in the group chat? Like I don't want you to leave. But it's, it's. It's if I would just put myself in your shoes, I'd have been dipped because it should be active or we'd be sent a shit. And if you're not really in on the conversation, you're like, what the fuck is this? Why are you still in a group chat?

Like, what's keeping you there? Is it just you love us, man? Or what's with that? Yeah, I mean, I certainly love you all, but I've got it super muted. So there's times I'll look at my phone and it's just like, why do I have 60 notifications? And then it's like, Billy's like, this is why the Vax doesn't work. and so that's really what it is. I get all my news from there.

That's where I learn whether or not we should be getting more boosters or if we can read Dr. Seuss or if that's been banned again, that's that's why I'm in there. They did just come out and say mass didn't work. No, they didn't. No, that's all sent it to you. No, no, no, it's in, it's in the New York Times. Shut the fuck up. No, they didn't.

Okay, you're wrong. Aaron, you are objectively wrong. Doug, okay, we could do this and we will absolutely do this. I will look at the study with you and go over it and show why what you're saying is fucking stupid. I will absolutely do it. Let's do it. Let's do it.

Send me the New York Times article. No, please don't send me the New York article. I'm just going to send you. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Send me the paper cited in the New York Times article. I'm sending it. Okay. I forgot how easy that was.

It's fucking ridiculous. No, this is a fact. This is a fact. No, it's not a fact. It's not a fact. It's not a fact. Something I think of truth, Big T. Something I think of often that people like Big T, who was not said hello yet.

Hello. That was not a hello. That was not. Give him a better hello than that. Hello. That's again. Hello. I don't know what you want for me.

Oh, no. Like the NBA bubble did happen. And that just gets erased from history. these last few years. There were no positive case. No one can, no one can describe that, explain that.

Nobody. I find that interesting. Adam Silver, you wanted LeBron to get a title. Easy. You want a bunch of sick. A bunch of guys who couldn't breathe. Yeah.

Yeah. No, the heat, everybody on the heat basically had like full, full on asthma during that finals. And then he won LeBron and the Lakers, historic franchise, return to glory.

It would have been a disaster. Can you imagine, though, how differently we would be talking about LeBron on the Lakers if that never happened? I talk about him as if it didn't happen, so it's very easy to imagine. There's some great tweets from the bubble. It was like this guy went to Mickey Mouse's clubhouse

to pick up a door-dash order, and now he must quarantine for two weeks. Yeah. I'm eager to hear this showdown between Arian and Coley, though. I'm sure, or Arian and Big T, I'm sure that we'll change a lot of minds. I'm reading the study. Give me one second. Okay.

So, Coley, by the way, yeah. By the way, remember that one day when I was talking about they didn't test the vaccine for it's spreading? They didn't test if transmission. You're going to have to be more specific. Like, which day are we talking about? The one day I said, look, they just said that they never test the vaccine for transmissibility only on whether it showed symptoms, whether it suppressed symptoms. And then I pointed to the Twitter algorithm, I said, look, it's the highest number of tweets about it, but they still have it listed on 50.

Okay. Press of the views. No, like tweets about. Like, I was like, look, look at all these trending topics. They have it down on 50, even though it has the highest number of tweets about it. I mean, I don't know anything about how Twitter has the algorithm set where like what's trending higher because it factors in like recency of tweets. But back then, I literally said it's because they're probably suppressing it through the algorithm, which we just found out through the Twitter files was actually happening. Of that particular tweet?

Yes, that day. All right. And then you guys told, actually, I don't even think we aired any of that. No, we actually didn't because you guys were getting angry at me. My guess is that with what that person was talking about, the implication, the implication, was that if somebody is more symptomatic, then they're more likely to spread the virus, which I believe is true, right? If you have a higher viral load and you're showing symptoms, then you're more likely to transmit. And if the vaccine prevents symptoms and makes you

healthier as opposed to having COVID without the vaccine protection, then you're probably going to be, you're going to be more likely to transmit if you're like coughing and sneezing and shit. Actually, I'm so. You've had it like seven times. I had it. No, PFT. I had it back to back.

I had it like in the same month. I had two different, two different types and then I had it again. This most recent one was mid, though. I defeated that shit. Fall and off. Yeah. Coley, do you have a Brandon Miller take? We were doing Brandon Miller before you got on.

Oh, a gun guy. No, to me that's just the self like some guys have guns in their car like i don't i don't know that he should be charged with anything what about suspended for if you're not if if if the ds said they're not going to press charge like they physically can't legally cannot press charges i don't know what he should be suspended for i think you can be suspended for doing something wrong if you're not arrested for it what was wrong he delivered the gun that was used in the commission of a murder.

Well, hold on. You're putting... Alleged. You're putting intent on there. He delivered a gun that was asked of him, which is not illegal, to deliver a gun. Or is it? What's... The gun was used to commit a murder.

But if, okay, that's like saying... I didn't say... He may not have known that. Well, that's important. Yes, it is. Inferring that he knew is a... that i didn't say that i just said what what if if if if he hasn't done if if if we don't know then it's innocent until proven guilty per your constitution then we should assume

innocence until they prove him that he had intent then he knew what the gun was used for because it's not illegal to deliver a gun sure i i said nothing of intent i would say it was wrong you said it was wrong yeah i think i think i think you should have a reasonable suspicion when someone asked you at 1.30 in the morning to bring you their gun. Also, that's, that's, that's, that's, I'd be more worried if it was like 1.30 in the afternoon. It was this chaotic time. That's a good. That's a fair point. Yeah, you just got done with lunch. Yeah. It was also his car though, right? What do you mean? It was his car that had the bullet holes in? Yes, his car remained at the scene of the shooting in, in, what? It was. It was his car remained at the

scene of the shooting in what could be described as a roadblock that prevented the car that the woman was in from getting away and his car had two bullet holes in which that's that to me is is a big factor too so he but he was not at the scene I don't know they didn't find him at the scene it sounds it was ambiguous just as to whether or not he was there from what I read okay of the top basketball prospects in the country I'm sure he could get away pretty quickly that's true it's a good good point um did he break any student code of conduct stuff because yes i think somebody said they found like seven having a gun on campus all sorts of other stuff yeah yeah a lot of programs have rules that are specifically no guns with this program i remember we we took a tour of ohio state's

practice facility a couple years ago and they had like this big like mural that said here are like five things that we take really seriously. One was you don't hit women and then another was like no firearms. And so I'm sure that a lot of big level, big time college athletic programs have similar rules. I think it's a rule that you can't

have one on a college campus. Yeah. You know what's so ridiculous like my liberal arts college, we had something similar but it was like no cheating on tests. That's a rule. That's a rule. I agree. I know, but

they really crack down there though yeah no seriously cheating like academic honesty was like one of the biggest ones but it's like yeah you know different programs different rules yeah i mean coley's right that's that's just a you're talking about school yeah i had that same rule in my first grade class it's crazy they must have known that we were going to be elite athletes uh so coli uh give me some NBA takes, because I used to love all the time when you and Arian would square off regarding

the NBA. I'm sure that you're confident in your Celtics, your beloved Celtics. I'm personally, I feel like Janus has been disrespected this year. I feel like the Bucks, what are they on like a 10-game win streak right now? I think it's 11. Yeah,

I feel like the Bucks are being overlooked in the East. I mean, the Bucks are really good. I think they're the second best team. in the league. I think it's a classic Colts Patriots, if I could make this a more Boston analogy. When Brady and Manning would face off in the AFC championship game, people would be like, this is the real Super Bowl. The Bears don't even count on the other side of this. So, yeah, I do think they're the two best teams in the league. I don't think it matters who has home court

because, of course, the Bucks had home court last year. We saw how that ended. And I do feel like the bucks have been given this like free pass for their injuries the Celtics have had just as many guys miss games starters miss games as the bugs have this year so i don't i'm not really afraid of of anyone this year it's it's the Celtics title to lose and if they lose it i'll be in a tremendous amount of hurt uh but i don't think that's going to happen it is the I don't know is it the Celtics to lose can you say that uh I did so I don't No one stopped me. I wasn't arrested.

I usually don't hear that when somebody's talking about a team that's not a defending champion. Well, the other defending champion is very unsurious this year, or the only defending champion is very unsurious this year. So it's like we're the other half. Someone a couple of months ago compared us to the 2014 spurs, obviously not the defending champion. They had lost to the heat the year prior. And then came back all year and just seemed like very laser focused on one goal. And watching the Celtics this year, outside of playing the Orlando Magic, they seem to take care of their business against everyone.

They have the best record against teams above 500. They have the best record against teams in the playoffs currently. We've been mopping up Philly with like Peyton Pritchard covering Joel Embed and crunch time. So it's like, I know they're not serious. The heat, a team who's been here historically the last five years or so, they've been quite unsurious this year. So it's like, yeah, if we get by the bucks, I'm not worried about anyone coming out of the West. So it's really just the bucks. Give me some Westbrook takes.

Give me some Westbrook. Who would you rather have if you're the Clippers? Would you rather have John Wall or Westbrook? Someone has, what's the British show that plays Yakety Sac? The Yacety Sachs is what I was looking for, so it doesn't even matter. But someone has like a Yakety Sax full extended length version of just John Wall turnovers from this year. He hasn't played a ton for the clivers. and to be able to have like three minutes of turnover plays

and none of them are like replays of the turnover. It kills me to say, but I go, like, I love John Wall, but he just does not have it anymore. It has to be, Russ. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if I would want either one of them, to be honest with you. I used to love John Wall. I did.

When he was on the Wizards, he was, am I making this up that John Wall was really fucking good for like a three, four year span? No, you're not making that up. John Wall was unbelievable. He got hurt, got traded for Westbrook. The Rockets stapled him to the bench, and now he is who he is. I mean, he was on Team USA.

Like, John Wall was everywhere. Yeah, because somebody was saying, like, John Wall's never been good. He's just been fast. And it is true. He was very, very fast. But he was good, too. He was like a legitimately, he was a superstar. He got Supermax, right?

Oh, definitely. Yeah, because that was why him and Russ were able to be traded for each other because their salaries matched. Yeah. All right. So that was talking NBA with Mickman. Aryan, Big Tea, do you guys... How are the Celtics and how's Westbrook doing?

Yeah. You got any other takes that are that are too hot for sexual Jumanji to hear? Oh, no. I mean, there's no, there's no such thing. Sex Jay is, he's the king of the takes. That's, it makes me so happy just to see him every... Like, I just got off the phone with him. I'm not going to say got off with him.

That's a completely different implication. I just got obscene him and he just he makes me laugh every single day Who's sexual Jumanji? I've never, what is that? He does the show with me and Tyler. He's a long-time tweeter, a prolific tweeter and he's just one of the funniest humans alive

for my money. That name alone has me interested. Sexual Jambi. Yeah, Aaron, you should follow him. I think you'd like sex, J. send him in a group chat i'm gonna follow him just based off the name that shit is magnificent name dog sexual jumanji yeah that's fire dog his new name you might like even

more because his old account got compromised so he had to create a new Twitter handle and it's most crucified sorry big tea yeah i got a head out that's funny all right man take care man go drink beer so little billy have fun yeah i got have fun Bearing. Bye, Billy. I have to entertain a lot of clients. All right. Enjoy. There you go. Yeah. See you guys. See you. That joke when I still work there. Yeah. Sex-J also known as Scoob. If you're a real friend of him, you call him Scoob. They crucified me, Scoob. Yeah. Put me on the cross. One of my favorite tweets, he just, I don't know, because they're all non-sequiters.

Like it's, it's like drill. They're all non-sequiters. And he's just got some. playing the oboe on my wife's grave, which is just an unbelievable visual. Yeah, he's, he's a, he's a great online presence. He's been, I feel like he's been on the internet since the internet existed. He's like OG. And he's still like 26. Like he's a young boy and he's, he's got, he's a child of the internet. He was born from the WWs. He did figure out a hack to the internet, which is if you're on Twitter and you tweet about anything, if you just put scoob at the end of every tweet, it's instantly five times funnier. If you just imagine that it's, that it's shaggy saying it to his dog.

It's, it crucified me, Scoob. Big T. Arian, have you, have we figured out, have you guys figured out the, the master of, of course, of course. I'm really curious how I will guarantee you. I will guarantee, it's not a spin. Doug, it's very clear you didn't read the study. I did. obviously you did not read the study all right tell me why i'll tell you why i didn't read

study and also you didn't read any literature around the study wrong again okay okay okay if you did tell me tell me the limitations of this study that they admitted in the study tell me i have no idea what you're talking about of course you don't listen of course let me let me tell you what the guy who did the study said we ever talk i already know because i read it do you know what he said The Oxford epidemiologist who conducted the study, you know what he said? Tell me what he said in the isolated quote that you're about to give me. This is Tom Jefferson. I believe he was the, he's the first guy listed on the study.

He works at Oxford as an epidemiologist. Quote, there is just no evidence that they make any difference full stop referring to masks. Someone then asked about N95 masks and lower quality surgical, stuff like that. Quote, makes no difference, none of it. That's what's up. I'm very uninterested in his. opinion, right? Well, he conducted this study. Do you, it's a meta analysis. Do you know what meta analysis is? Yes, it's the most rigorous and comprehensive study that has been conducted on the

efficacy of masks. That's a no. A meta analysis gathers entirety of different studies and puts it together. And they did it in this. As I just said, the most comprehensive study that's been done on the efficacy of masks. This is not, this is not the most comprehensive study that's been on the efficacy of math. This is how it is not. This is not, what do you mean? You can't just say that. You can't just say that. You cannot just say that without give, provide me evidence that this is the most rigorous study ever done on masks. Find me one that's more that has more information than this one does. What do you mean? What do that mean? So, okay, okay. What does that mean, my nigga? Tell me, tell what do you, what did you glean from this that was not masks do nothing? They, it's not,

they, masks do not do nothing. It's, and the fact that you say that lets me know that you have an isolated understanding of this, of this topic. Like, masks do nothing. that's insanity you just keep saying that so tell me what okay okay hold on hold on because i highlighted it and then i had to scroll out because i was continuing to read it um oh shit i scroll way too far in their own let me go back to the study then we're gonna get to the bottom of this it's it's hard it's already it's sad to say i've gone not that long and now big t believes the new york times when they are saying that mass did nothing you know they're

three years behind, but they finally said something truthful. Hold on. Let me find it. I just had to shit. Who's more liberal, BigT? The New York Times are AT&T. What did AT&T do? I just thought when Trump was speaking yesterday, he was, he said AT&T was run by lunatic far left people. And I'm pretty sure they're like extremely right wing. So it was just very funny. I hadn't seen that, but for sure, the New York Times. One of my favorite things was, whenever Trump, like, rehashes an old rivalry that he has with somebody from back when he was, like, doing The Apprentice, he was mad at Rihanna for something, right?

He was, like, no talent, Rihanna, just like out of nowhere. I think he was even before the Super Bowl, but he was mad at her for, I don't know, saying something negative about him when he was working at NBC. man holds a grudge yeah he he keeps adding n words to the list that's that's that's true that was back in my day there was one now he's up to three yeah he's like they're both bad but this one the big in bomb the nuclear bomb we don't like to talk about that in word you can't say one of them you can't say one of them but you shouldn't say the other one either Okay. I can't find out where I said. So, so the in the study, what they actually cite is that we can't draw any firm conclusions because of their methodology in the, in, in, in how they conducted the study. They say that in their own study. Every study says if there's more information in the no, no, they said we cannot. No, no, no, no. They said we cannot draw firm conclusions. They said that. If you read it, that's what they said. So you're going to. You're going to. You're going to. You're going to. You're going to. No, no, no, no. They said. They said. So you're going to. You're to find one-off epidemiologists, you're going to find one-off

MRI experts that have a certain feel about masks, about this vaccine, about all of that shit. But I'm very uninterested in their opinion. I'm interested in the overall and overarching understanding that we have and what the evidence suggests. And this doesn't suggest that. This has a limitation in how they conducted it. If you look at it, this is the shit you gave me, fam.

And you couldn't tell me what the, what the limit is. I'm about to tell you what the limit was. The limit in this study did not look at how it affects the virus coming out of the mask. It only effect, they focused on how people get infected by it. And so when you're struggling with understanding these studies, you read the headlines, this is what you get. You just told me masks don't work. and there's mountain loads of evidence that say otherwise. Mountain, you gave me a one-off study, a meta-analysis that does not even prove your point

because you didn't fucking read it. No, no, you keep saying shit like that. It's not, tell me why it says this then. We included 12 trials comparing medical and surgical mass versus no mask to prevent the spread of viral respiratory illnesses, two trials with health care workers and 10 in the community. Wearing mass in the community probably makes little or no difference to the outcome of influenza-like illness or COVID-19-like illnesses compared to not wearing mass. That is the main conclusion of all of these studies.

Okay, so- It's not. Okay, they also say, hold on, they also say in that study, if you keep reading further and not just read the first thing you see, if you keep reading further, they also say that there's a big issue with the data that they collected because the, because people do not wear their masks correctly. Did you get to that part? Yes, I saw that. So how can you, how can you say- All you've said this whole time? Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, no, no, because you're just shooting on me. You make no points. that is the point

his last point you didn't even counter they're literally admitting they're literally admitting in the study that you gave me that they cannot come to any firm conclusions one part being because they didn't account for the respiratory going outwards only inwards that's one two that they

they cannot account for everybody wearing masks incorrectly dog if I give you a condom and you only put it on halfway it might not work and then you're going to tell me condoms don't work that's what you're saying And they're admitting it in this study that you gave me. Every scientific study is going to say something to the effect of we cannot say with 100% certainty that, yes, there are variables that lead to out different outcomes in the information.

So that's very different. Let me just jump in real quick because the point that the point Aryan brought up of it was it was studying whether or not wearing a mask stopped you from getting the virus. and there is a difference between whether it stops you personally from getting the virus if you're wearing a mask as opposed to if you currently have the virus, will it slow down the spread? I'm not saying stop because I don't think, I haven't read anything that says that masks will completely stop the spread, but will it slow down the spread and make it less likely that you will infect other people?

So like when they show the videos of somebody blowing vape through a mask and being like, look masks don't work I yes obviously there's there's holes and masks and shit's going to get out for sure and especially like when you're vaping through there's a ton of stuff but there's also some stuff that's being stopped there's a lot of stuff that's being so that that's it sounds like that's what this is saying in the study they test they were testing you to see if you personally wearing a mask if that helped you prevent yourself from contracting COVID and this is what's wrong and what bothers me about America and people in America they're scientifically illiterate. You'll read this study. You will read this study and you'll say, see,

mass don't work. Rather than getting into the actual debt, I don't even read, I skimmed over it and found holes in what you're saying. I skimmed over it. If I, if I sit here and dig this apart, which I can't do in about an hour, hour and a half, I will absolutely do and show you why what you're saying is ridiculous. But it also shows that you have done no extra digging. And like, all you have to do is look, go to Google Scholar and see the mountain loads of evidence that say not only do mass work, they're necessary. If masks don't work, Doctors in surgery rooms are fucking stupid. That's what you're saying.

All over the world. Using a surgical mask to stop a respiratory illness as opposed to performing a surgery is not the same thing. Explain why. Because respiratory illnesses are spread in aerosols, not droplets. First of all, droplets are what they're trying to prevent from contracting during surgery. Secondly, there's blood flying and shit. There's blood flying out of your mouth? there's blood flying out of where you're performing a surgery

how bad do you think that's surgery so you're saying doctors wear masks so blood don't get in their mouth some yeah I think that's fucking I saw I saw a surgeon say that I saw a surgeon say that I think there's probably some I think there's probably some truth to that you wear the mask to prevent area so okay so I just have one question I knew this was a huge mistake I knew it was a mistake and I did it anyway. Why? So why did they say in the study then? It is a huge mistake. Absolutely a huge mistake. Yeah, because you don't, you don't look at evidence. You're, you're, you're so. Publications like

the New York Times are now admitting that this is nonsense. They are not. And even if they are a pop. This is a lot. Hold on. Come on. Okay. No, no, no. I just have one question. I have one question. The New York Times public publishes opeds. Do you know what an opad is? Yes, dude. Stop with this. Okay. opinion piece. So for you to say the New York Times is a minute, it's just not true. Okay. Okay. That's fine. And even if you guys saying it's not true. That's fine. No, it's not. No, it's not. You are wrong. You are wrong. It's literally says that, dog. No, it says it has qualifiers that any scientific study would have. No. It doesn't say we are. Let's be honest, dog. How much scientific studies do you read? You're right, Aaron. I don't, I don't sit at home for three hours a day and read studies. How many do you read? I do. A lot. I do. I do. a lot. That's good. I'm glad. I'm telling you, there's a difference between qualifiers and them saying

this is a very general outline of what we believe that's happened. And they admit their limitations. They're saying people don't wear masks correctly. So if you're not wearing your mask correctly and we do a study saying masks don't work and in your mind, that is okay. That's good. That is in diametric opposition to what they say their findings are. I don't understand what you don't understand. So tell me, then I completely understand what you're saying. Tell me why they say wearing masks in the community makes little to no difference. It depends on what they're talking about.

Outside, that's probably true. They said they did it with healthcare workers in healthcare settings. It made no difference. That's not true. They don't say that. Yes, they do. We conducted studies with health care workers and in communities. So why are you not?

Why are you not? It was 10. Why are you not? That was one of the, I think there's 72 total, but that was the first part of it. Even if that's the case, why are you not taking into account what they're saying? I do. You don't. They're saying what we found was a lot of people don't wear masks correctly.

And if that's, healthcare workers included, if that is the case, then how can you, how can you speak to the efficacy of how they work if they're not being put on properly? Explain that. I don't think the conclusion of the study was every person who's ever put on a mask wore it incorrectly. That's so fucking silly, dog. And this is why I can't take you seriously. Okay. I think it's just, that's silly. That's silly of shit. I'm disappointed by this.

I think that, uh, and if it's, if it's become a universal truth, not, you know, universal, but if it's, if it's known that if you do try to enforce a mask mandate, you do so knowing that people will not wear the masks correctly, you could then. extrapolate to say that mask mandates do not work because people don't wear masks correctly. And that might, that might be the case. Also, Big T, you do have to acknowledge the fact that they're talking about getting the virus yourself as opposed to spreading it. No, he's not going to acknowledge that. Why would he those are two different things? It's fucking silly.

That was the point I tried to make that you glossed over. He was saying, if you're the only person wearing a mask in a room of 50 people with COVID, yeah, you'll probably get COVID. If everyone in that room has a mask on, you have far less likely chance of getting COVID. And that's a study itself admitted they did not take into account at all. That's the shit that bothers me is when you're dealing with a population who is scientifically illiterate. And don't give a fuck about science either, right? And pretend to.

That's what bothers me. When you're dealing with stuff like this, you're not dealing in absolutes. You're dealing with probability, period. And so if I'm in a room with 100 people, the probability of me getting it, if everybody has a mask, exponentially drops. And every study says that. Every single study will say that. But you'll see this and you won't take into account their limitations of the study. You won't take into account what they admit, which is you can't draw any firm conclusions.

You're drawing a firm conclusion on what they say don't draw a firm conclusion on. That is the definition of confirmation bias, family. It's the definition. You know what's- That's, come on, dude. You're the confirmation bias? That's you. I can't say it in any other.

Like, how? You gave me a study that I read. And that study says we can't draw any firm conclusions. And you draw, as you draw a firm conclusion and you're telling me, I have a confirmation back, that is fucking ass. Let me, let me, let me, let me respond to that. Let me respond to that. Please, dude.

I, I am willing to acknowledge that they, their inability to say with 100% certainty, their findings are absolutely correct, which happened. That's what they say. They say, here is the evidence we found that mass don't. work. However, there are several limitations that prohibit us from saying this definitively, which any study would say. Cool. Okay. And that was the Tennessee Minute. I would like to issue a retraction on something that I said because it's absolutely wrong. Surgeons do wear masks to

stop blood platelets from getting in not platelets stop blood from getting in but it's not that that was my take from it and I originally said it wasn't the case was because that's not the only reason they also do it because of bacterial

and viruses all across the world but I was wrong about scoffing at that I just want to put that pin in there you know how Billy did his retraction because he was wrong I was absolutely wrong on that. There.

All right. Fair enough. Thanks for joining, Coley. Yeah, man. Who brought that shit up? What we talking about that shit. Damn it, Codley. What a masterful job by the McMahon.

Right? God damn. All time potster. No, it was me and I regretted it as I did it. Did you guys talk about the orb in Japan? Yes. We did. Yeah.

My theory was that it's whale puke and they were going to turn it into perfume interesting because that's what they do did you know that about will puke of course yeah didn't that's why those Japanese spear fishermen are out there smell great in them down yeah um i think i'm hoping there's just like a giant clam down there oyster i guess oysters are the one with the pearls yeah just a just like a fucking huge one i like that like the the oyster version of of the giant squid yeah like just scary enough, but not all that scary either. Yeah, there's nothing scary about a huge oyster, just the fact that it's massive.

You wouldn't get too close to it, though. I would not. No, I definitely wouldn't. I know you have to get back to being a dad, kind of a lame excuse, but do you have any any takes on Atlantis because we're going to get into Atlantis? You haven't even started Atlantis? No. You know this podcast.

Come on, Coley. No, you're right. you're a, I don't know, I thought, typically when I leave shows, they tighten up. They get shorter. Oh, no. Like, um, Atlanta. Uh, I mean, I'm in on Atlanta. I hope it exists.

Uh, I know every once in a while, they claim they've found it, um, which I, I don't believe. But I think it's a good thought. I think Disney didn't do a great job representing Atlanta. I think that movie, uh, was a miss. I think they could have done a lot better job there. Uh, maybe they should run. that back now that we're talking about it. I was like a real world, a real

world at Atlantis. That would be, that would be lit like some CGI type. That's what I feel. Well, that's why I feel Black Panther 2 dropped the ball. They didn't get into, I forget the antagonist's name, the Mexican cat. Neymar. Yeah, I feel like they didn't get into his world enough. You know what I mean? Like,

because like they went down there for a little bit and I was like, yo, that is fire. But they didn't really that, like they, I think they missed right there because that shit was, that shit was mad interesting. I also had to rewrite the script because things happened in the real world. So I don't know. I'm a true.

I'm true. I'm true. But it was objectively worse than Batman one. I'm Batman. Black Panther one. It's objectively better than every Batman. Fuck that shit.

All right. Well, thank you. You don't even like the movies. Yeah. Batman. Okay. There's one Batman that is fire. Legend.

Two, two, two. Of course. The Legend one and the one right after that. Those movies were fire and probably better than Black the two. Yeah, but those two other than that, it's the exact same

Batman movie with worst actors. Like, you know what I mean? Like, the jump with, like, it's nostalgic, but the jump with Arnold Schwarzenegger

and Tommy Lee Jones and all that shit, like this is wack run it back. Those shit is horrible, though. They got a print soundtrack for one of those.

They were, that was all right. Did they? Yeah, prints and a whole Batman soundtrack. Let me make sure I'm getting that on the Arnold Schwarzenegger one no no no the one I think it was a Jim Carrey one

wasn't it that was Prince that was Batman and Robin the one with Chris O'Donnell Alicia Silverstone yeah yeah yeah yeah that was Prince I don't remember we pull it up Prince Batman no my bastard Batman studio album by Prince Batman shout out to that the 1989 so it wasn't either of those two was before that so that would have had to have been um who's but i'm going to list all of his bad movies that was buddy from the founder pft oh um you've seen the founder yes uh it was that guy that michael keaton no it's a joseph gordon levin no because he big t was right michael okay i was thinking about i was confusing that with super pumped the

The Uber movie. The founder was about McDonald's, Ray Kroc. Yeah. Yeah. Piece of shit. Have you guys done McDonald's? Uh, you say like it's a drug. No, like that topic for the show that we're on right now.

We did fast food. Okay. Yeah, we did do fast food. Hank came on, talked about Taco Bell. Oh, that's right. I think that was like right after I left. Yeah. Yeah.

Um, well, Cole, you'll have to. Yeah. You, you will come back in person at some point. when we do our Constitution show you have to be here you have to be here for the Constitution show have you that is that in July

is that what we decided July yeah it sounds sounds like a plan to me are you ever in New York ever I haven't been in a while make the trip make the trip dogs I'm trying to think I was in Arizona

no one told me you needed like fucking asthma medicine to be in Arizona I was calmed the whole time. Very dry. Chapped lips. They get a lot of pollen out there. I didn't know that was a thing.

I want to do a train podcast still. Okay. Yeah. You got to do that. Like on a train? On a train. Yeah. Okay.

I'm in 100%. And Coley, I'll let you say one more thing before you go. What do you think about the new look, big screaming hawkers in the dozen trivia? You are a champion with the big screaming hawkers. they've remade the face of their franchise completely several times after you've left how do you feel how do you feel about about the new look screaming hawkers i feel like gia is going to be gea rocks jea jeff jeffs jeffs showdown in the finals of the dozen because it's like the kelse's it's it's like okay we get we get sibling rivalry so if i'm putting on my dozen rigged hat i'm

saying be on the lookout for that but i'm curious to know what you think about bsh I mean, I feel bad for Francis because he just completely disgraced the legacy of Harvard in like three episodes. That was tough. UMass won, Harvard Zero, a lot of people were saying. But yeah, I haven't watched the new team yet. What's Clemer, Gia, and Bob Fox? Is that a big three? And Mincy got shipped off.

It's a flux. That's like it. That might be the, it might be the skinniest big three of all time across. any sport or competition. They're like average BMI is probably 11. Yeah, it's low. It's low for certain. As much as I was the captain of that team,

Mincy was really the heart and soul. And Bob Fox, I mean, I love Bob Fox. I'm not going to say anything negative about Bob Fox, but to see him just surrounded, flanked by two new teammates, it's on,

if they hadn't, I don't know if that episode's come out yet, uh, Jeff texts me updates about, the hunkers every time they play um it's it's out tonight so yeah it'll be out by tomorrow but yeah crazy so that's crazy game i'm putting up 18 points um that's big you know that's i think clemer's going to be a big piece for them and gia jeff's jeff's jeff's been touting her like uh like a double a 19 year old uh in baseball like now those guys this anthony volpe right here is

it's going to save the yankees so we'll see i i root for the honkers still but i don't know if i've heard heard some rumbling certain teams might be looking for a coach so you never know all right all right well we we miss you also didn't call me you didn't call me i told you i was available to be a phone a friend who was sitting sitting by my phone staring at it for hours no phone call and we didn't need you we won the battle of arizona fair and square you know what you know what next NBA question i got for the for the joan i'm i'm gonna hit you dog I'm going to let you know when we're about to go because I'm so shit at that fucking game. I'm so bad, dog.

And you're all I'd be missing NFL questions, bro, and college football questions. Like, I don't know shit about either one. Tough scene. But they'd be like, who's the third string wide receiver in 2010? I was like, what you fuck? Jeff. Who keeps that information locked away, man? People like me and Big T.

Exactly. People like me. That's fact. It's facts. I'm so shit at that game. People who didn't do it. We just watched it. Those are the people who know every.

And Jeff weirds those questions in a way to get you to miss them. Because Jeff's a ticket. And that's that you're not, that's, this is what you need to know, Aaron. I'm going to give you some free advice for that show. You're not playing a trivia contest. You're playing Jeff D. Lowe.

Okay. That's the key to the game. Now, giving me more tips? If you never, if you really don't know an answer, it's probably something Cleveland-based. Yep.

Okay. So study Cleveland lore. Yeah. My favorite type of lore. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm in.

Oh, focus on PFT. Don't listen to this one. Okay. For the celebrity mashups, I don't know how you guys do on that, but for the, although I watched one of your guys' matchups, and you guys were like,

this David Getta song's not nearly as famous as this other way less famous song. That was funny. But no, for the celebrity mashups, study or just have a general understanding what movies just came out, like the last couple weeks, because that's where he leans heavily on getting those. Okay. Like, as far as... He didn't even know that one. I didn't know.

I mean, I don't know. There's no need help with Celebrity Matchups. Fran is the goat. I think she's 18 and 1 on Celebrity Mashups when we double it. So I just let her cut. I'm just so bad with like. celebrities and celebrity names dog like it's just hard you're like the guy who plays superman's not famous that was very funny he's not fuck that guy and then his outline

right his outline looked like everybody dog you know what I'm saying it's out like how do you know his outline like that it's just I don't know it was a generic white guy like number two so yeah he had like a regular haircut like like that's that's like literally the the number two on the super cuts you know what i mean or do they do they even have posters i don't even know if they do i've never been to super cuts i don't need to um but yeah congrats on is this a hundred or is a thousand how many episodes have you guys oh a hundred a thousand that's a lot i don't know a hundred no congrats that's big they say you're not a real podcast until you get that elusive hundredth episode yep

Really? Who says that? Everyone. I would say 99% of podcasts don't make it to 100. Maybe even higher than 99%. They don't make it to episode two. 99% of podcasts. Everyone goes on. They buy the equipment.

They get down. They do one episode. They never do another one. That's 99%. Every time you hear of a celebrity starting a podcast, like I want to get into the podcast game, you can set your watch. Okay, they're going to get bored and not do a podcast in three weeks. It's not.

You don't know how much fucking work it is. It's an absolute job, dog. It is an absolute job. Like my first podcast, like, I would still be pretty successful with that one if I kept doing it. But I got to the point where, like, I sold out, a thousand percent sold out. And I got to like 56 or 58 or something like that. And I got to the point where I got a really big check for it. And then I was like, I can't do this anymore.

I can't do this anymore. I just, it was too much, too much work. So, but that led me here. It's a super run. All right. Thank you, Coley. I'll let you get back to it.

I know you're busy, man. I appreciate you making the time, though. We really do. We miss you. Miss you. And you're welcome to come back on whenever you want. I know that you're... And stir up shit.

Doing other stuff. Yeah, actually, you know what? You know, we had gotten a long so good. I'm suspending Coley for a minimum of two episodes of this podcast. So you're out. Here. Don't ask me. I know you're thinking about to ask me if you could come back on next week.

Forget about it. sorry man you dug your own grave with that one so now that i'm in the discord if i see you guys recording i might just pop in and be like hey big tea what do you think about chickfilet open on sundays and he's like the values of this country have gone down the shit i i do we're way past that i love coli as being the true agent of chaos though just like popping in whenever just to just to piss everybody off and leave uh the Celtics won the title i'll be here i'll be here for no one cares you just have me on a side record yeah i well i you don't follow NBA news that closely because lebron said the next 23 games are the most important

of his career and is not in his DNA to miss the postseason twice in a row so you'll be we'll have you on when the lakers beat the celtics in the finals this year i would be so happy if we played the lakers in the finals there was a bit of sweep in a while we would love to play the lakers that's crazy they It would not be a 13 seed in the West. What are we talking about? Hey, listen, man, I'm not happy with what the bus is doing over there. I'm not happy with it. But I mean, you're blaming the wrong person.

Who? I'm not, who we blame it. La GM. All of them. Everybody over there. Like, nobody wants, he don't want to win. And so, like, I've actually checked out. And so I haven't watched the Laker game in a while.

And so I did watch the, I did watch the, hey, yo, what's, what's it? two before you go what's it what's to this is there really like discord between brown and anthony davis because when he was when he was winning the scoring title i mean yeah he was winning the all-time scoring title anthony davis was he really wasn't uh you wouldn't you can't have palm palms out there for the for the boy so you what you know about that his excuse was hilarious he was like i didn't know he was that close i was just trying to win a game it's like no you That's crazy. That's great.

Anthony Davis. That's not what Anthony. Anthony doesn't care about winning games. That's crazy. How this works. It's like literally the most talked about thing in the NBA sports world in the last 20 years. It was all over the stadium. It was literally all over this.

Like there was a countdown for how many points he needed plastered everywhere. And he was just sitting there like, I don't know why everyone's recording and clapping. I could hit that shot. It's like, no, dude. They scored and everybody running the court. He's like, what is going on? Why is this? What's this ruckus?

That might be a future day. be a future Dallas Maverick, Anthony Davis. Same word. A little sign and trade for the guy with no shoes, Gary Irving. Yeah? Oh, yeah. I might be okay with that, actually. Actually, I'm great with that.

I mean, that Lakers team would just destruct in weeks. Nah. Nah, let's run it back. Let's run it back to the Believeland days. Yeah, please The witness days Let's write it back, dogs All right, Coley

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All right, we're back talking Atlantis. Let's get into a little Atlantis. Atlantis is a perhaps mythical, perhaps real underwater civilization. Now, it's not to say that people live underwater or they lived underwater, but it's known as a city that may have been flooded due to climate changing and uh and to this day there are people that are actively looking for the lost city of atlantis there are a lot of theories on where it could be and uh what atlantis was but as far as i can tell atlantis the uh the subject of atlantis was first first broached by a little guy named plato you remember him plato unfortunately you're not a fan no no no i just i i it was been years, but I used to read a lot of that

shit, Plato, Socrates, all them motherfuckers. So Aristotle, no love for Aristotle? I mean, all of them. So Plato wrote about Atlantis in Timius and Critias, I don't know how you pronounce it. But some people say it was an allegory. Some people say it was

a story that he came up with to demonstrate the danger, or to demonstrate hubris. so hubris meaning when you get too full of yourself you think your shit don't stink and then you get crushed by something because you're you're not thinking logically about yourself so he told a story about a civilization that had everything they were into hedonism it was just like a big free for all everybody having a good time all the time and then it got wiped off the face of the earth because they didn't think about the important things like philosophy the arts things like that it was just a bunch of people having to

a good time. So Plato was the first person to introduce the concept of Atlantis. And there are a lot of theories on where Atlantis could be if it was real, if it wasn't real. A lot of people think that it's the Bahamas, that off the coast of the Bahamas is where Atlantis was located because there's a bunch of stones underwater. And if you look them up, if you look up these stones, it looks like it was something real. It looks like it was something that was man-made. But they're geologists that would dispute that and say, no shapes like this do occur in nature. And every now and again, you see pictures of giant rocks that are, they look to be cut in almost right angles that don't look like they're real. But apparently there are movements of the earth's plates that will, and I guess just like erosion and how geographical formations are created that will lend themselves to these right angles.

Have you guys seen those pictures of the Bahamas stones? yeah the the curved ones as well yeah the curved ones what do you think what do you mean what i think do you think that they're those things are man-made or do you think that they're naturally occurring um there's plenty of civilizations that have been under sea haven't there i don't there plenty but haven't there been like underwater I don't say So plenty was probably wrong But hasn't there been like underwater

Monuments and stuff like that found? Where? I don't know I mean I could be wrong about that But I thought there has been That have descended Let's see I don't know

I do know that Another theory is that Atlantis is located Underneath the Atlantic shelf Or excuse me The Antarctic shelf So down in Antarctica, they said that there were some suspicious ruins that were found. But that doesn't really make a lot of sense.

They said that it wasn't always cold down there and that this underwater civilization, as Pangaea expanded into the continents, that it expanded down to the South Pole. But that's been thoroughly debunked recently once we figured out how the tectonic plates actually shift. There's no chance of that. it's it's basically Atlantis has been come to be described as a utopia and there's like countless

utopias that people are always searching for like the fountain of youth things like that the Garden of Eden which I read one person thought that the Garden of Eden was in Pittsburgh that's where the original Garden of Eden was because there were three rivers that met there and that would be

very funny if Pittsburgh was actually like paradise on earth at one point there are three rivers there There are three rivers that meet there. But as far as Atlantis goes, I don't think it was the Bahamas. I think if I'm being honest, I feel like Plato was just like telling a story. And then people have been searching for it for a long time after that. What else have you guys read about Atlantis and possible locations?

Did you see the one in the Sahara? I have not seen that one. There's a 40 kilometer in diameter. geological anomaly i guess you'd call it in the middle of the sahara desert it's on the adrar plateau in moritania that people say is similar to plato's description of atlantis okay i'm looking it up it just looks kind of like a oh yeah the eye of the sahara a blue spiral yeah i did see that i think so people talk about the the allegory of atlantis and it kind of symbolizes something bigger, which is the grass is always greener.

So it's people love to have the idea of, you know, we live in a very, you could consider modern day United States to be a utopia compared to what life was like on earth, you know, thousands of years ago because we have it so easy right now. You got the internet. You can get to, you can get to porn in like five keystrokes. I was arguing with my dad the other day. And he said something that I had to fact check live, but I was wrong about. And he was saying how foods nowadays are less nutrient dense than they were.

And that sounds like bullshit. And so I checked them. And that is the fact of the matter. So food back then has less nutrients than it does today. So it's not unhealthy for you or whatever, but it has less nutrients than it did at one point. Interesting. I didn't know that. Yeah. I think that a lot of times we think of older society as being better than they were. Or we just always think about like a utopian. We're longing. We're searching for something that's perfect. And a lot of people don't appreciate the stuff that they have right in front of them all the time. And so I think with Atlantis, the idea of like a perfect utopia that once existed, it's very attractive for a lot of people to try to track it down. and find it. There's also, um, it goes back to some Greek mythology where they say that Poseidon built the city of Atlantis and, uh, there were tunnels and shit underground. That's obviously a

myth in like the true sense of the term where in Greek mythology, uh, Poseidon created it. And there's like golden statues and stuff down there. And it was a, it's basically like Acon City, except now it's underwater. That's what they're saying. And we need to say, oh, Acon. Yeah, we got to follow up on Acon City. I got to find out what's happening. He is trying to make a utopia. Yeah. I've heard various things about that. Didn't he like he wanted to make this big like kind of like a Wakanda low key? Yeah. Electricity, renewable energy city, that kind of thing. Yeah, he's trying to create a utopia in Africa. It will be self-sustaining. It'll use his own denomination of currency. I think he's creating acon coin or a coin something like that if anybody can do it it's acon

phase one is 2023 to 2028 estimated uh 6,000 residents by 2028 now this is 6,000 residents and 3,000 permanent jobs so that seems like an unideal plan to me um unless it's only the men have jobs? I don't know. It sounds like you're being a hater. You don't believe in Acon's vision. It seems like the ideal, uh, vision for your city, you would have more than jobs for 50% unless that's the, that's the plan. We had Acon on part of my take two years ago. And he talked about the, uh, the civilization he was trying to build. We should get him on this show too. Avery, can you reach out to Aicon? Done to have him talk about his, his futuristic, uh, or really, it's a nation that he's building.

Yeah. Acon said to follow at Acon City News for updates, and it's literally just that one graphic that says phase 1, 223 to 2028, the 6,000 residents. And the rest is a lot of pay-lay posts from when he died. And that's about it. One thing that lends some credence to the legend of Atlantis is that there's some ocean explorers that have found similarities.

between the descriptions of Atlantis and real-life places. One is, you know, Santorini in Greece? It would make sense if it was in Greece. I don't know how much Plato traveled around the world, how easy it was to get around. Probably took you a while if you wanted to travel to the Sahara or to the Bahamas, which I don't think they even knew existed back then.

But it would make a lot of sense if it was located off the coast of Greece. Santorini is an island. It's a beautiful island. A lot of people go there on vacation. It's got black sand on the beach because there's a long history of volcanic activity. So the sand on those beaches is black. I have to imagine that's like very, very painful to walk across when it gets hot outside. But there was a massive volcanic eruption on Santorini in the Aegean Sea way, way, way back in the day. And with that massive volcanic eruption, it could buried Atlantis under volcanic rock as well as the ashes that settle in and those become

what's the word calcified probably not the right word but as those become solidified over the years it could bury a city so some people think that that it could be located in Greece which okay I'm probably more on board for that than I would be on board for it being in the Bahamas but yeah I think I'm I wish that Billy was still on right now because I'm sure Billy has a very strong opinion of where Atlantis is can you text Billy and just have him send us a paragraph

and we'll read what Billy says yeah I was trying to get access into his doc it wouldn't let me but I really want to see what he has on this stuff yeah Billy did come up with a fact sheet today about Atlanta so let me try to get in that did he really what do you want me to text him just say can you give us a one paragraph explanation of where he thinks Atlantis is or what happened to it.

And tell him to let you, tell him to let you into the dock. Yeah, we're trying to get into that now. I just texted him. Yeah, so really the only, the only evidence, true evidence of Atlantis came from Plato's writings. And Plato, like Plato and Socrates both like to fuck with people a lot. They would, you know, the Socratic method was like, I'm going to state something. Then you have to disagree with me and we'll debate it out.

And we'll see. We'll see who wins. And then he was killed because he was corrupting the youth and drank him luck. But, yeah, Atlantis was a utopian civilization. Apparently a great naval power. It was made of concentric islands separated by wide moats connected by canals that reached its center. The islands were rich in metals and minerals like gold and silver and supported exotic wildlife. It sounds a lot like the Garden of Eden.

It sounds just like a lot of other utopias that we've thought about. And the Garden of Eden, as far as I know, Big Tea, maybe you can correct me on this because I haven't read my Old Testament in a while. Were Adam and Eve the only people in the Garden of Eden? Yes. It was just them. And then they were the first two. And the serpent.

It's not a person, though. Yeah, there were animals. There were animals in the Garden of Eden. And we all got along. Is that not the Lucifer personified? But it's not like a big human person. The literal, it was a literal serpent, though. That could talk.

Yes. And possibly had legs. How is that a serpent? There's a verse. Comodo dragon, maybe? There's a verse that says God punished the serpent by forcing it to slither. Oh, yeah. Which some people take to believe that maybe they walked.

Before it was punished, right? Then it had legs, possibly. Okay. I love Billy's fact sheet so much. I'm still not in. He granted you access. It's just mostly copied and pasted stuff, but there's a couple things that he puts in there on his own.

Big T, can you read Billy's fact sheet? If he lets me in, if you can get into it. Also, he's typing about an explanation for where he thinks it lands. I would not want to live under the ocean. I'll just say that. that right now. I think I think the land is better. Yeah, most of these podcasts is out on the ocean. I mean, also like lore that when you go into the ocean, like that there's parts of it that have like pockets and bubbles of air to where there's like underwater cities and stuff. I've read

some lore about that as well. Yeah, I mean, there probably are some air pockets under there, right? I don't know enough about fluid dynamics Oceanography I I'm just going to say for the record If I could breathe underwater I think the earth The land has more cool shit on it

I mean The ocean is largely unexplored though How did you make that claim? Also I feel like you're saying that Because we haven't been able to breathe underwater To put cool shit under the water Yeah but the bottom of the ocean is just all like Fish skeletons, right?

You don't know that. I guess I don't. I don't think anyone knows that. The problem with Billy's fact sheet is that it's organized in a way that he would understand and I do not. So I can read you what's literally on it. But I don't have the accompanying thoughts that he had when these were put to paper. Okay. He just sent me a text message.

Do you want me to read it? Yes. Billy's thoughts. Billy's thoughts. This is for him. This is verbatim. I think Atlantis is a combination of multiple Oh god

Multiple Mitch first I don't know what the Mitch is supposed to say Myth maybe myths first being to see who People who are scheduled rated H in Egypt several times But probably developed the modern day Vikings As these were various raiders Who came from the sea and the Egyptians and the Greeks All assume them to be from

some very highly advanced civilization other meds again i don't okay i'm gonna i'm gonna translate bill because i think billy might be on he might be on to something here i'm running that through my billy translator yeah that's the first that's the first half of the first sentence i'm gonna spit out what he's getting at i think what he's saying is that if you lived in a civilization and you were invaded by outsiders and they had technology that you didn't have such as weaponry things that they had developed in terms of their, their Navy or their ships, you would maybe reach the conclusion that they were mythological, that they were like superpowered, that they came from a super land that, you know, could be Atlantis. It could be a civilization that's dominating

the sea. And you might be like, they're so good at all this other stuff, it must be a utopia that they're coming from where everything's perfect. And so that's why he's saying that the Atlanta Smith might have been created. Okay, so then he says, other meds, I think that we're combined with it, were some of the ancient, am I seeing as a Ninos, or is it Lainey and can't remember, again, I don't, I don't know, but they were affected by the rising sea levels in the Mediterranean because of the black sea flooding due to a lot of the glaciers melting. That is the first sentence. That's all of that. I just read the whole thing for sentence.

Okay. A remnants of the Ice Age. The Black Sea ended up flooding the Mediterranean piece. A lot of the road, a large land, blocking the connection of the Caspian Sea and Black Sea, direct line to the Mediterranean through the phosphorus and flooded. The Mediterranean basically destroyed a lot of island civilizations, I think, were some of the inspiration for the planter smith. Interesting is that Pluto talks about the time. of when Atlantis was destroyed exactly lines up with placed this great flood Mick however

does not or does have some problem with it being used by a lot of individuals who wanted to justify their rate for wanted to Jew okay uh got it Billy that sounds like have you seen the TikToks that are country music songs but if you like didn't speak English have you seen those yes it's like got a little der to be do do get a day do and it just like it's country songs but with just jibberish and like this is what it would sound like if you didn't speak english that's what that sounded like got it i can't tell you what i think i think it was billy speaks speech to text i think he was talking to his phone yeah and then just letting his phone cook on it that's probably right his speech to text must be all kind of fucked up on his phone uh all right so billy kind of touched on what we talked about

a little bit, which was, I think so, the Mediterranean, that it could match up with, since Plato was talking about it, it could match up with it being somewhere in the ancient Greek aisles that were flooded at some point. It is crazy to think that the Caspian Sea and the Black Sea and the Mediterranean

were all connected at some point. Yeah. Just a shitload of water out there. Did that, did those become different when Pangaea stopped being a thing? Those were glaciers. So giant glaciers melted, and that's why the Caspian Sea exists. Okay.

And people sleep on the Caspian Sea for some reason. I've heard it's great. Caspian Sea seems like a cool place to go on a vacation. It's got a lot of resorts there. But also, it gets slept on as a lake because it's called the Caspian Sea. But it's a lake. It's got tides because it's so massive, but it's a lake. It's the biggest lake in the world.

But people are like, oh, it's not really a lake because they call it the Caspian Sea. Check yourself a little bit. Like if Lake Superior is a lake, Caspian Sea is the same. type of leg, just way, way, way bigger. I mean, even Lake Erie has tides. Does it? Yeah. Lake Erie, do you swim in Lake Erie?

I don't. I actively choose not to. People do. Are there beaches? Yeah. Like the house that my dad wants to bring us all to, we live like right next to a beach. The joint?

The joint, yeah. The joint. The joint has a beach. Yeah, there's beaches. Again, maybe don't want to like lay out on them and like hang out. But there's sand and then it goes into water. Big T, are you able to get into any of Billy's takes here? So it's a numbered list.

The first three just say mid-Atlantic continent, Bermuda Triangle, and Antarctica. I'm assuming there's a story for each of those. I don't have those for you. I guess these are his proposed locations. Fourth says Black Sea Flood or Great Flood myth. I assume that's part of what he talked about. or had his phone attempt to talk about yeah oh the mid-atlantic continent i think he's saying that there used to be something in the middle of the atlantic ocean okay a piece of land that turned into

atlantis yeah i don't or it was atlantis and then it got swallowed up in the middle of the atlantic ocean which is it's fun to think about um there is the mid-atlantic what's called the the mid-atlantic shelf where which is at the bottom of the ocean in the middle of the atlantic there is a crack that goes like all the way up and down the entire Atlantic Ocean and out of this crack there's new rock that's being produced every single year and it comes to the surface through this crack and as the continents drift apart it's just brand new rock that's being created constantly underneath the middle of the ocean and so it's just kind of like uh i guess it's like a moving sidewalk you can think of it that way you know at the end of the moving sidewalk or when you get on

at the start of the moving sidewalk, you've got some new tread that's coming up from underground and then you step onto it and then you walk across. That's what's happening on both sides of the mid-Atlantic shelf. It's new tread on the bottom that's being created underneath the ocean and expanding. So the Atlantic Ocean is expanding. I didn't know that. That's actually wild. Probably by a few inches.

I don't know, like a few inches a foot per year. I don't know the exact amount, the rate that it expands. But that's what's happening there. This is a bonus kind of teed off. Do you agree that people who stand on moving sidewalks should go to jail? No, you can stand to the right. They're making those things slim now. Yeah, they are.

I've noticed that. Some of the new airports, it's tough to get by. It's a lane and a half. If you got a suitcase. Yeah. Yeah, in an airport, if you're not in a hurry in an airport, you should probably walk. Because those should be reserved for people that are hustling. I don't understand standing on it anyway.

It's like, take a break. Yeah, you're like, you're in a layover. You're like, I'm so goddamn tired. I just need to rest for a thing. Just be aware. That's all I'm saying. You should be aware. You're walking to a sea of chairs.

It's just nothing but chairs as far as the I can see. That's true. And you were just on a moving chair. And you're delaying yourself getting there. Have some awareness. Don't, if there are people around you, don't stand still. But if you're, you know, if there's no one around, yeah, take a little time. I guess if there's nobody else, sure.

Yeah, take a load off. Just let the machine do the work. But I'm in favor of having those moving walkways in more places. I'd be fine with that. They should be bigger, yeah, they should be bigger too. What about this idea, Aaron? You'll like this. Moving walkways on golf courses.

No. Okay. He likes the aspect of walking on the golf course. Yeah, it's what it's for. There needs to be like a service at the airport where you can pay like extra money for like one of those golf carts to pick you up and take you to your, next gate especially if you have like a like a connecting flight you know let's just say it costs like

30 bucks and you pre book it they know that you're flying in they're ready to pick you up right from the gate i don't hate that i don't hate that i do i like it a lot too i kind of like walking through maybe i'm on to something have you ever been to an airport when you have a foot injury erin you probably have oh yeah all the time so how nice is it like you're no pain whatsoever and you can get around a little bit, but they treat you like a king once you get that. It puts you on the cart, drive you around. Those things, I'm shocked that more people don't get run over by those carts because they wait until.

They do a pretty good job of letting you know they behind you, though. They ain't scared to be like, hey, move, cart. Yeah, but every time that happens, I turn around and it's right on my heels. Yeah, they honk late. They do. They honk very late. But they honk. They'll be on your bumper for sure.

But yeah, if I could give any sort of travel hack, I would say, just. break your foot before you go on a long trip or fake it get some old crutches dust them out dust them off in the garage with some old crutches and say can i get a lift to gate c3 please because then you also get through tsa quicker i just dealt with that this weekend yeah you get through you get to cut everyone um i'd like to give a shout out if we're talking tsa shout out to the arizona the sky harbor airport day after the super bowl did i tell you guys about this when i They zoomed in from Cabo. They got their shit down.

That's like the worst travel day of the year is the city that the Super Bowl is in the Monday after the game that morning. Buddy, you better get there like two and a half, three hours early. And it's going to be packed. Security's going to be hell. Sky Harbor Airport absolutely nailed it.

It was so easy. Walked in. There was a guy that was standing at the clear check-in area. And so I went up to him. And he's like, do you have clear? I said, yeah. and he just handed me a pass and then walked me to the front of the line

didn't even do like the eye check or anything they were just assuming that anybody that would say yes they have clear would say that because there's an expectation that they would do the whole test to make sure that you are who you are no this guy was just like here's your pass honor system I think most things in life work that way

yeah like yeah this guy's probably telling the truth yeah if you if you do anything with enough confidence confidence is key if you look like he's supposed to be there ain't nobody going to check you unless you got somebody who has a little or a lot more less confidence than you they might check you because they don't feel confident that sometimes happens you like hey man I'm supposed to be here yeah I was all the time I get I get checked for

stuff a lot if I go to a sporting event and we have good seats and we're we're on the job so we have some sort of access people see me coming they're like that guy's not supposed to be here I just I stand out I have big time not supposed to be here energy sometimes that's why I got kicked out of the dog show and arrested that story yeah that story's hilarious yeah I was actually just thinking when I was at the Super Bowl um about the Super Bowl in Atlanta when I got arrested uh at that one I've been arrested a couple times on the job but it was at media night and I was asking just dumb questions to everybody and uh I was not supposed to be there I had a forged credential that I snuck in on and the security staff came out and they got me and they

escorted me back through the tunnels of whatever it was like what's the what's the basketball stadium in Atlanta uh used to be phillips arena now it's state farm yeah yeah state farm i refuse to call it it's phillips arena yeah and i was i was escorted through the concourse there and they took me to a back room and they sat me down and an fbi agent came back there and interrogated me i got like no joke interrogated by the fbi for about an hour i was sitting in this chair this guy was asked me questions like how did you get in i was like i just made my own past was there a one-way mirror there was not oh it was in like a back i wish i wish it was like an actual interrogation room that'd be sick it was like a storage facility that they had me in in the bowels of the philips arena

and the guy was asking me how did you get this credential well there's pictures of credentials online everywhere so i saw that and then i had somebody make a photoshop of it at bar school and then we did it and the guys like what's the person's name that did the photoshop and they were like trying to get names out of me because they thought I was like a terrorist. I was like, dude, I'm just in here to ask stupid questions. Did you snitch? I did not snitch at all. Who was it? They did let me out

like an hour and a half later so you can draw your own conclusions. I might be wearing a wire right now. I'm not going to say I'm not going to say who made the Photoshop but the FBI was very, very interested to no names. And it's like, dude, there's

literally nothing less important than trying to figure out how I got my credential. If you're thinking like this is a security issue, this is. And eventually, I think the guy realized that I'm not trying to like blow up the place. I'm just trying to ask Todd Gurley when he's going to get that cat that he promised America he was going to get. But yeah, that was I haven't been arrested in a while. I kind of got the itch. Time to, time to ramp up some some plans. I'm down. You haven't been. Not a watch you get arrested. I ain't trying to get arrested, bro. You've been detained. You haven't been arrested. Detained, yes. Detained.

Okay. But I was not allowed to leave. Were you in cuffs? I was not in handcuffs. They had their arms on, like I had a guy that was holding one arm on one side, a guy holding another arm. Not like hard, but they were like, they had their hands on me and they were guiding me. And this one guy pushed me out of the arena, like in the top of my back, just gave me

a little shove. As a cop? Security. I think it was a security person at the arena. See, that would have set me off. I would have probably got arrested up with that. I wore a neck brace for the rest of the week just to just to spook them to make them think that maybe they, they injured me. Have you ever been for real arrested?

Yes, I have. For real? I've been for real arrested, yeah. Drunk in public, St. Patrick's Day. Were you like 20? 2004, St. Patrick's Day. Okay. So you were like young.

High school. You know, college, my freshman year. First year then, yeah. So I was walking home from a St. Patrick's Day party. It was probably 2, 33 in the morning, something like that. And I was by myself and I was walking down a sidewalk to get back onto campus. I was like right across the road from our campus on Main Street. And cop just pulled over.

I wasn't st. or doing anything. I was just walking alone and it was late at night on St. Patrick's Day. And my hair had like green spray in it. I was wearing like an Ireland jersey. I was very, very clearly coming home from a St. Patrick's Day party. And so the cop just pulled up. to the side of the road, and he gave me a field sobriety test,

which I aced, by the way, I nailed it. And then he asked me to blow into the breathalyzer, which I refused because I knew my rights. But then using his cop magic and also me being stupid, he got me to blow into the breathalyzer. And when I did, I didn't even blow hard. I was just going like, like that because I was like, they'll never catch me if I don't actually blow.

This is the perfect crime. And he's like, you're not blown. It whistles when you blow. And so then after I refused to blow, that he took me back to the station and then eventually I took the breathalyzer maybe like 30 minutes later

again because I'm dumb I shouldn't have done that because then I would have been able to say no I wasn't inebriated and I blew a point 28 which is yeah damn oh my god three and a half times the legal limit but I was functioning and the guy was like how I told him I had a couple beers

he goes a couple beers my ass and then he threw me I got thrown in the drunk tank and I started working out. I started like doing push-ups. And they came by. They're like, why are you doing push-ups? I was like, I'm in jail. I'm just trying to, trying to work out. Wait, why was he on you in a first? What was you doing? I honestly, I did not do anything. I was walking down the sidewalk. I wasn't stumbling. I was walking home. I might have been, I was on the phone with one of my friends, actually. I was like, I got to go. I think I'm getting arrested. So I didn't

do anything. I was not endangering anyone else. I wasn't doing anything out of line, just walking. And so then they put me in the cell and I stayed there until I blew a point zero zero because I was underage. And so I didn't get out until about 2 o'clock in the afternoon the next day. And then I walked back through campus. I had to walk back to my dorm through that through like the entire campus. And I still had like green hairspray and I was wearing all green. And it's the day after St. Patrick's day at like 2.30 and everybody knew they're like, well, this guy didn't go home last night very clearly.

So $89 fine. I think it got expunged. But yeah, I think it was drunk in public or public intoxication slash profanity because in Virginia at the time it was like it's the same charge to have public intoxication and like swearing loudly in public would also be the same charge. So those seem incongruent with each other. Yeah, they do. Like, I didn't know that you could be charged with swearing loudly in public, but apparently it was a law. It might still be a law in the books in Virginia.

That's so fucking silly, dog. They had a quota or something, bro. Oh, yeah. Yeah. They saw me and they're like, okay, here's a quick hundred bucks. Damn. So, yeah. So I guess that was the only time I've actually been real arrested.

Real arrested. My run of eight years of not getting pulled over ended on Monday. Oh, damn. In the Bronco. In the Bronco. Didn't get a ticket, though. guy was cool he actually owned a bronco we talked about it for like five minutes on the side of the road me and the state trooper he's like yeah nice car he's like when did you get it was a whole conversation

didn't give me a ticket great dude shout new jersey state troopers arian how does that how does that how's that square with uh interactions you've had with the police or how you would expect those because i remember when billy said he got he got he got pulled over one time for speeding and the cop was like maybe just uh listen to podcast instead of listening to heavy metal music and send him on his way. Gave him a career. No. Yeah, no, mine.

Mine have not been troublesome since I got moderately recognizable. But I also, the fear of like going to jail is eradicated as well. In my mind, I'm going to bail out. Like, you're just wasting my time. And so that, that changes my interaction with them. So I'm a little bit more, what the fuck are you doing, man? Like, leave me alone. Like, what time, like, this nigga, we, we, we're in an off ramp, right?

We're in an off ramp. And it's like, hella backed up. And I'm like, I'm trying to get in. Nobody going to let me, and nobody let me. And I finally get an opening and I cut in. And as we going into the off ramp, this dude goes like this. And so I pull over and it's the cops. And so they just pulling people over.

And he's like, do you know why I pulled you over? And I'm like, probably because you cause a traffic jam, fam. Like, what do you do? Like, why? He's like, because you made an unsafe lane change. I'm like, it's because you're causing a traffic jam, doing this stupid shit. I said, what are you doing? And so he, uh, and I had my window cracked.

And so I was being, I was being a dick for sure. He was like, uh, give me your license to registration. And, uh, I took like, no lie, like seven minutes. Seven minutes of sitting there, silent. looking through my shit pretending to look through it and waiting to give it to him I was being an asshole for sure

but uh and then he was being an asshole back he took a long time back so I didn't mind that but it was just silly he was wasting everybody's time so I decided to waste his but before that I've had really bad interactions with the police like whereas like them was doing foul faulty I've seen them I've seen them do some foul shit for sure

um do you guys want to get back to a little Atlanta's talk here there's got anything yeah else yeah i got something here uh the minoans it could it could have been the minoan civilization this is uh in billy sheet as well it is i'm reading billy's sheet oh got it uh it was named after king minos believed to be europe's first great civilization the minoans built splendid palaces constructed paved roads and were the first europeans to use a written language at the height of their power however the minoans suddenly disappeared from history an enduring mystery that has fueled belief in

link between this great doomed civilization in Plato's Atlantis. Historians believe around 1600 BC, a massive earthquake shook the volcanic island of Thera, triggering an eruption that spewed 10 million tons of rock, ash, and gas into the atmosphere. Tsunamis that followed were large enough to wipe out Minoan cities throughout the region, devastation that might have made the Minoans vulnerable to invaders from the Greek mainland. That kind of falls in line with the Santorini stuff where it's talking about the volcanic eruptions. because think about like nowadays if there's a big earthquake that happens in a less developed country like not a country that has building codes like Japan I know has pretty rigorous

codes that they have to enforce the United States does other countries do too but like for example the earthquake in Haiti or the earthquakes that have been happening I guess of the last 20 years in Turkey they those earthquakes wipe out buildings like immediately They just crumble into dust, and they basically disappear. Now, think about 3,000 years ago, what kind of buildings people were living in back then. It makes sense that if there was a giant earthquake and an ensuing tsunami, that it could wipe an entire civilization off the face of the earth. If their civilization was located to one specific place that was next to an ocean or a sea, and then you'd never hear from again. I don't think that it means that they were, it was a utopia where everything was personal.

perfect. But there's definitely, that's absolutely happened where places have just been completely wiped out, which is, I don't think that there's anything on Earth like that. I don't think any place is endangered being like completely wiped off the face of the planet unless I haven't heard so much about the San Andreas fault recently. I was going to say California. What's been going on with that? That was a real hot topic when I was growing up in the 90s, 2000s. The big one. The big one at some point California is going to break off into the ocean. I guess they made that movie with the rock about it That's my mom's greatest fear

She won't let me live in California Because of an earthquake No because she's like California's falling to the ocean In the next five to ten years Five to ten? Yeah she's hot on their trails So she would never let me move to California

I've been talking about the big one for a long time Yeah It's a matter of time I think it's going to happen though I mean eventually Yeah but it'll like building cities on the fall line isn't saying anyway

but it's it's probably going to happen I don't know I don't think that How big is the big one It's big They were saying like seven or eight Like ten almost Like kill everybody

They're saying That would shake the foundation Of entire cities So we're talking maybe a meal Something like that If there was like an eight that hit LA and the way that earthquakes are rated on the Richter scale let's see if I can remember this one class I took in college it's logarithmic I think that's the correct term for it so it's an

exponential increase between numbers so the difference between uh uh 3.0 and a 4.0 in an earthquake is minuscule compared to the difference between a 7.0 and an 8.0 so like it even like an 8.2 is massively bigger than an 8.0. So the higher you go, then it just gets worse and worse and worse. If there was like an 8th that hit Los Angeles, I don't think that those buildings would stand. I think that they have to be rated up to a certain point, but like a massive earthquake, a lot of them would crumble.

Then you'd probably have to deal with tsunamis, which I'm terrified, terrified of tsunamis. The water gets like sucked back into the ocean. Yeah, that's the only thing I know about tsunamis. is they say if you're at a beach and the water recedes at a very fast rate and it's just dry, then a tsunami's coming. Yeah. Follow the rats, follow the birds. If they start to peace out, they know something's happening. So if that happened, California got hit by a massive tsunami and the earthquake. You could, yeah, Los Angeles might end up being the future Atlantis.

There might be like 5,000 years from now. People will be studying. Looking for L.A.? Yeah, people would be studying like American civilization. They're like, look what I found underneath the ocean or like in the crumbles of the desert out here and it's just L.A. It's the Hollywood sign. It had stars.

They lined the streets with stars that had very important names on them. Yeah, there was a cougar that everybody worshipped out there. What was his name P? P. I forget. Yeah, so just put that in the tickler file

for, if you're listening to me 5,000 years from now. L.A. was just, like, there was a lot of smog and a shitload of traffic. It wasn't that great. I believe I... Although, I was going to say, like, during COVID, I was in L.A. during COVID, like, when it first, first hit, like, the first, like, three or four months and everything was shut down, freeways was wide open. There was this little park that we used to go to, and you could oversee the city.

The smog was gone. It was she was insane. I had never seen it like that before. It was actually fire. It's pure, clear air. Mm-hmm. I like California. I don't love L.A.

Yeah, I don't really like L.A. like that either. I was literally going to move there. I had a house and everything picked out. Other shit happened, but I ended up not moving. I think it don't give me a good feel. Is that when you were going to be a movie star? No, this is, this is, uh, had nothing to do with that. I was never going to be a movie star.

Although I do have the talent. You see how I set the internet ablaze with my acting skills a couple weeks back. I did see that. That was good. I do think, I do think you should get back into acting. I think, thanks, man. I think you were you were good enough at it where I want to see you. I want to see you on the silver screen again.

They should make draft day too. Mm-hmm. I just told my mom this weekend about how you were in draft day. She was shocked. Chad died. Chad died. It won't be right. Oh, true.

Chadwick Boseman. Oh, that's true. Yeah. I was just going to say, like, if they showed the end of your career and then you transition to becoming a general manager, that'll be lit. Our coach. That'll be fire. Yeah. And it's set in Montana, so Kevin Costner will be in it again.

And it'll be fun. Let's do it. Let's do it. I'm so down to do this with you if you down. Let's write a script for Jeffrey, too. Okay. Like, you ain't down to do this. No, I'm on it. Yeah. I mean, I've already got one of the stars of draft day one attached by name to it. So I'm in. And it would be co-write it. This could have legs. The problem with draft day is if it didn't have the actual NFL logos in it, if it didn't have the official licenses that were applied to the movie, that movie would have sucked. But because it had, I was looking at like a Brown's helmet and a Jaguar's helmet and they had all the team names, I was like, this movie's awesome. This is just like the real thing. It gave it a little fervor for sure.

But it was a good script, dog, the way it flipped at the end. I didn't hate it, man. When I first read the script, I was like, that wasn't bad. And then how they did it. I also liked the graphics and shit that they used, like, for each city. That was very inviting. Yeah. It was dope.

And listen, if we do draft A, too, we could just write into history, like, the Cleveland Browns had a dynasty, and they won seven Super Bowls. Mm-hmm. I love it. And did at least people in Cleveland would go see that just to. Easily. We can corner that market for sure. Yeah. Okay.

We're making a movie just for Cleveland. Hell yeah. All right, respect. But draft day, too. Yeah, I'm down. I'm down to work on it. Let's do it. You're trying to think of what story lines your character could take.

What was your character all about? I forget. I was like a little bit. I was a hot head coming out, but I was very, like, I was emotional. I was, you know, very grateful, but I was a high head a little bit. And his dad was Terry Cruz. My dad was Terry Cruz. Yeah, what was Terry Cruz like?

It was really cool, man. He, uh, he's the one that made me most comfortable on set. I think I told the story before, but he was like, when I first got there, like, I was like super intent on like, I don't want to be the football player here because I'm the football player. I wanted to be, you know, like, I didn't want to waste anybody's time, you know what what I was like, I knew my lines. I was not going to fuck up.

And so, um, as we start in our first scene, uh, he fucking. up. He fucks up a couple times. And I'm like, just, what the fuck? You keep fucking up. And then he, and then we take a break. And he's like, he's like, hey, you're really good at memorizing your lines. And I told him what I just told you all. And I was like, I just didn't want to. And he was like, he's like, I mean, I respect it, but nah, fuck up. He's like, fuck up, man. Because, you know, say, just gets the jitters out. It's just, you know, you get to play with the role a little bit, do different things. Like, fuck up on purpose. It's okay. He said that film, film ain't going nowhere. So he really made me more comfortable

in the scene and stuff. He'll shout out to Terry. He seems like such a cool dude. It really is. He really, he is who he, like, says he is. He's like super energetic, nice, calm, really good dude, man. Love to hear that. Draft Day, too. Yeah.

What is your character, what mischief has your character gotten into over the course of the last, what, nine years, 10 years? Yeah. What if you, what if you're an analyst now? Oh, I could be the analyst and show that side of that, yeah. Or a podcast. A sports podcast. That's a little far-fetched, don't you think?

Yeah. Maddie's trying to get us in the movie. You've moved into a media role and Sunny Weaver has fallen on some hard times as the GM. I'm going full 180 from what you did. The Browns have sucked. I know this is far-fetched. The Browns are not very good.

Sonny Weaver's had some bad drafts and you are now put in the position of having to criticize him by virtue of doing your job and that leads to some tension and you and Sonny's relationship. I've not worked it out past there, but I think

that's a start. So much so that we have, he had I'm criticizes as him so good but so bad in his mind, but it's very accurate criticism that he's like yo, we got to talk like, why are you blasting me? And so we end up being into the minds and then I

end up giving him some ideas that he loves so then he then tries to hire me later on as the GM that's a that's a fire loss people get paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to do what we just did in two minutes yeah it's pretty incredible yeah so sunny weaver how about this he he's been fired by the browns arian you're you've shifted into a media role and you're talking about where they screwed up you're like the only good draft pick that he made was me look at all these provoles that i've got ray jenny's before i got injured And then you're on TV and you get a judge,

you end up getting hired by the Browns to be their GM. And then you hire Sonny as he works for you now. Oh, wow. I think we've got a couple winners here. Yeah. I think we can't go wrong either way here. Okay. This is how Goodwill hunting started.

And now they're Oscar winners. Yeah, but they were like 23 at the time. I'm 23. Okay. Yeah, good point. I forget sometimes. Not everyone in the world is my age So was Billy

Yeah I saw this meme the other day Where it said It's really weird looking around I've seen all these older people That are the same age as me Yeah That's you right now PFT

It is It is I do feel I felt old recently Anything else we want to talk about When it comes to Atlanta Did you guys like the movie Atlantis?

I've actually never seen it Was that past your age? What? never seen it oh that that was such a good like kids movie that was like a good kids movie that's only though yeah slightly unrelated there's this new Netflix movie that came out about a shark

some shit in the caves what is it called is it a kids movie it's like a little teen bop that I didn't know though like let's see shark movie Netflix anyway I'll get the name for you in a second.

Oh, there it goes. 47 meters down uncaged. I don't think I made it 15 minutes in the movie. It's the most corny, like, tagline, high school picking on bully shit. It's just the, it was one of the worst opening movies I've ever seen. I didn't even make it. I didn't even make it. Then they went down into this cave.

And it's just corny. So don't waste the time. Do not click on it on Netflix, 47 meters down uncaged. It is dog shit. It's horrible. I just thought of something about Atlantis and the way that Plato constructed the myth behind it and how he wrote it to be this very important allegory to teach people life lessons about, you know, about hubris and about kind of knowing one's role and not getting too far over your own skis. And it was this great comparison that he was trying to teach people with.

If you were Plato and you'd know that in like 3,000 years, people would be like searching for the actual city and completely missing the point of your entire story that you worked so hard to create, he'd be so pissed off. But that shit's going to keep happening. But also he probably should know that's exactly what's going to happen. Yeah, that's true. He was a smart guy.

And there's probably going to be a. bunch of stuff that happens in the next couple thousand years where people completely misinterpret they're going to think that like Batman actually happened because we made movies about it you know they'd be like I got to I got to go back and try to find where Gotham City was people be searching for that shit the seven kingdoms Westeros yeah oh yeah for sure they're going to think that Game of Thrones was a documentary and not really truly understand the the concept of narrative storytelling they're going to think You know what?

Here's what's going to happen. We're creating our own Atlantis. In 3,000 years, people are going to look back on draft A2, and they're going to say, the Cleveland Browns were the NFL team of the 21st century. They're going to think that the Browns were what the Patriots really were because of this story that we're about to tell with draft day two and the success of the Cleveland Browns. It's going to be lit.

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Yeah. Is that the plan? Okay, check it out. Do you want to hop in? I think I'm free. Yeah, I'll hop in. If I'm around, I'll hop in for sure. I think I'm free.

Six to seven. Maybe a little bit longer this time. What are we mowing? Whatever. It gives you your contract, so I don't, it's whoever needs their grass cut. Road to Toro episode two. All right. Let's get big Tito.

We got to step it up. we need more we need more cash flow yeah coming through the business it's you don't get a lot for each long no you don't how much uh anywhere from three to five hundred dollars each you don't do it for the money i do i i i i'm trying to upgrade my business so i need money to do that right he's still rocking with the base level mower but you're like you're like for scump you cut that grass for free i i do do it for the love of the game but i i owe it to my customers and my employee to upgrade the equipment your employee yeah who's your employee oh i forget i forget her name something like that yeah i think it's jessica does she run the office uh no she

she cuts grass does good work okay nice i i did see someone that was misogynistic on my part yeah yeah to assume that she is the biggest feminist on this podcast he is mm-hmm can you can you upgrade to what you cut can you do like stadiums and shit like that eventually uh i don't think so i think it's all just houses but there is I'm going to buy it before we do this tonight when we do this we're going to cut grass with dinosaurs

you can that's the expansion peg right yeah so I'm going to get that and that's what we'll do tonight I hope that's within the same game like I hope that still puts money toward my like same career yeah yeah that's one thing so we'll check what do you think the ultimate

contract would be as a as a mower I mean Neeland Stadium yeah stadiums. Baseball. I actually wanted to when I was a kid, I wanted to be a groundskeeper for like five minutes. Neeland Stadium or Augusta.

Oh, well, Augusta. Augusta. I mean, that's... They spray paint the grass though. That's fine. I think everybody does that at some point. But they really, they lay it on pretty thick at the Masters.

It looks fucking great over HD, so... It does. The green is spectacular and I think that they pipe in the bird noise too I think those are sometimes fake birds. I might be a conspiratorial I don't know I'm with you with the grass but the birds

I'm going to see some evidence. Listen no do me favor you're going to watch the masters really listen to those birds and tell me that those aren't piped in from somewhere okay do they have snow removal simulator I saw someone asking if they had that sure that would be insane that would be fun I haven't seen it

Next is pressure washing. Pressure washing is next. I like that. Let's not get ahead of ourselves, Avery. We still got a lot of grass. We do. We do. Road to Toro.

It just keeps growing. But think about it. With climate change, Big T, the snow removal simulator, that's going to be a bigger and bigger business. Yeah. I do have to text BC if he's available. Oh, God. He needs to just start fitting this into his Thursday night itinerary. I'll text him right now.

He's free. Because he makes the stream Dad dog I texted him last week To see if he'll go on the stream He's like I'm a bachelor this week Home alone He's like I'll be on there of course

No so basically what happened was I was with my mother On a little bit of a vacation And the guys were all talking like Oh stream starting stream starting I was at dinner But I was like oh In my head

Let me text my dad I'm with my mom He's free I text I text him I didn't even text him And he was already in the stream Oh we already had him Yes

You don't worry about that Click on the stream. My dad's already freaking in there. She's like, you can get my dad if you want. It's like, oh, don't worry.

He's already in. You know how much I love this guy? One of y'all tweeted, uh, when Koli came on that we have a special guest, guess who it is. And a bunch of people, a bunch of people said him and he retweeted every single one of them and it's not even

him. Like he's not the one on it. And he retweeted all the ones that said. No, he didn't. Yeah. No. He rocks. I love it.

Yeah. No. Oh, God. But yeah. So now he doesn't, I'm, the middleman has been cut out. I am no longer a integral piece of his relationship to you guys. He's like our, are Ben Mints, the king of Ohio. He is the king of northeast Ohio.

Or now it's like, he's technically in southeast Ohio or north. Careful. Northwest Ohio. Okay. Yeah. All right, voicemails. Yeah. Anyways.

Not East Palestine, though. No. No. Shut up. Hey, this is Josh from Brooklyn. I just wanted to call. I congratulate you guys on 100 episodes. It's been quite a ride.

Been a fan since day one. You guys have supplied me with really endless hours of entertainment, laughs, information, great stuff. I was wondering if you guys had, like, a funniest memory from the first 100 episodes. Occasionally, I'll go back and I'll listen to some older episodes if I'm out of podcast content. and for the most part the episodes are evergreen you can listen to them at any time

there's obviously some topical things in each episode but the first thing that comes to mind for me for funniest moment in the first hundred episodes was in the mother teresa episode where uh we all learned about fact checking in real time uh when billy had uh shown a picture of mother teresa with anthony fouch uh that was just so fucking funny and uh yes i was wondering what sticks out for you guys love you all, you're all beautiful, you're all handsome and here's to the next 100 episodes. Have a great one guys.

That's a nice voicemail. Thank you. That guy sounded so fucking genuine shout. What's his name? Damn, y'all already forgot his name. Shout out to you, man. Mark. Mark. Mark, that shit sounded very heartfelt and I appreciate it, Mark. Yeah, the Fauci picture with Mother Teresa was an all-time Billy moment for sure.

That's it was funny, though. I like the, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, the, uh, the Epstein episode with Truanon when they were in studio. I thought that was, it was a good combination of, of funny and actually informative, talking to people that have, like, lived and breathed this stuff for the last five years. So shout out, shout out Bracin Liz for coming in. We got to get that back on at some point. Yeah. But, um, I think, um, I think one of my, the, one of my, the, one of the funnier moments that I could

remember was when we was roasting Billy. about his waltz downtown as a nine-year-old and he was buying movie tickets and shit that shit was hilarious though that shit was a funny moment for me big to you have any I'm scrolling through episodes right now just trying to see if anything comes to mind

when you forget so much like there's been I mean my my favorite thing I've ever said on this show was completely overshadowed because it came 10 seconds after Aryan said the NFL scripted and that's all anybody cared about and I had a joke just teed up I was like this is so funny and I'm it I think it was but like nobody cared no so I disagree I think that that that joke at the end of it when you're like your career went downhill when you start becoming an

atheist that made the clip that was the perfect ending to that clip it was added so much more fuel to the fire because it it it gave me more to banter off of and I didn't break character. So it was like a very like, because it's almost like it made you look like a you was asking the tough questions, right? Yeah. And then I was like, well, this is actually what happened. And so actually it, I think it compounded it that much more. The first 50 quote tweets on the tweet were like, who's the dude at the end that cooked him? And then the next 25,000 didn't mention it. I will say, I do have, I think it's not one particular moment. it's a it's an era but when we were all pretending to read a book and nobody was that was funny um

i mean there's obviously hundreds that i i'm not remembering off the top of my head but uh we've been doing this shit a long time it's not part of the podcast but the video for the science fair where that was that was that was fire where jersey jerry it was like watch as i like this i'm gonna like the hundred bill on fire and it's not going to catch fire and then the bill just went up in flames committed a crime yeah and then he's like sorry I didn't have any kind of like scientific hypothesis just like I'm gonna like this on fire are mince's how to grow the game how to grow a game

our trip to Tennessee is my favorite oh yeah that was by far we need to run that back yeah good team building um the episode where big T was talking about um not ready like tennis or Nashville is not ready I don't think I've laughed harder that was a good Billy Big T just going at it oh yeah all time that was like rivalry of the century yeah when they were talking about who would last longer in a survival situation and then when Billy deleted the entire episode I was just going to say that when he deleted the video and then denied that he deleted the video and then he said well yeah I deleted it but it was because that button shouldn't

have been there that is probably number one we should have thought of that earlier I was And then he just, like, lashed out at everybody and he started blaming me for it. And I, I just wanted nothing more than for Billy to shut up because every word that he said just made me matter and matter and matter at him. And he just kept making it worse for himself. I took a picture of you. I'm trying to find right. I'm sending it to the group. It was, I was, is it going like this?

Like, yes, your face is a mix of like you're laughing, but you're so mad and you can't believe what he's saying. Yeah. It's a fantastic picture. This is my favorite picture. Like you're like, I can't believe he just keeps talking, but it's so funny. Yeah, like, I want him to shut up, but it's, it's so funny that he's not shutting up. Yeah. And he's making it so much worse.

I forgot about that whole shit, though. That face is what I made when he started coming at me and like making it my fault and my problem. I couldn't believe that he had flipped that around so quickly. There was a small part of me. There's never been a more cut and dry scenario in the history of the world than Billy pressing a button that deleted something and then it's my fault that he did it.

I'm very glad that we were able to recover it and thank you to the people who were able to make that happen but I think it's just because I love chaos there was a small part of me that hoped it was gone just because that would have been so much funnier. Yeah.

I was so mad. Oh, I was so mad. That was hilarious. Our Billy, huh? The Disney episode always comes to mind. really remember laughing a lot during the Disney episode. You know what I thought was funny, too? I don't know if it was the same episode.

It was around the same time, I think, where we were talking about how to how to make Putin chill out. And then Coley started to get us down this road about creating a cartoon character, the anti-war dolphin. Yo, Sylvia E Dolphin. Yeah, Sylvia E Dolphin. He was Italian. Yeah.

Sapa Dwar. Oh, man. Oh, one of my favorite episodes is when Hendon and Tyler were on and you said Hendon looked like Anthony Mackie. Oh, shit. That was good. And he was so mad. He was so pissed off. He was acting like he ain't heard that shit.

I know somebody else had to say that shit before. Yeah, you like, you didn't know his name was Anthony Mackey. You just showed the picture on the screen and he was so pissed. Oh, also not podcast related, but when Tennessee beat Bama this year and I. I saw Big Tia down the hatch later that evening. It was goaded. Oh, yeah. The Tennessee cigar smoking video where he made that sound.

That whole day. It sounded like it was a trap beat. Yeah. Oh, I made it into one. Yeah. Yeah. That was so good. That shit is fire.

That beat gold. It's good. The video's good too. Thanks. Oh, God. All right. Voice mails. Good voicemail.

Good voicemail. Nice walk down memory, Lane. Hey, Avery. This is Joe. Thanks for calling me handsome. Not going to lie, I fucked up my last voicemail. But my question was for PFT. I did a little Reddit investigating. It's all he posted on the quitting in subreddit. That's something that hits me home deeply. And I'm personally interested in. curious how PST's quitting Zen journey has gone and if he has any tips for the rest of us out there. I appreciate it. Love you all. Good question. I did post on the quitting Zen subro. That was like a spur of the moment thing. I just wanted to like, I was so angry and I wanted to just like type somewhere on the internet. What did you say on it? I just said this sucks. Why am I doing this? That's basically it. Um, it so it went really well. I quit. It was actually the, uh, the day

after Arian and I went to Lake Charles with Hard Factor Mark, where we were at the casino. I didn't pack enough Zen with me to last me the entire trip. So I ran out. And then by the time I got back to New York, I'd been like two and a half days with no Zen. And it sucked, but I was like, I might as well ride this out. So I did quit Zen all throughout football season. And we'll put it at that. it quits in for the entirety of football season and it's not easy that shit it's got its hooks

it gets its hooks but it is possible to do that nicotine shit everybody was throwing on stage at the live show yeah okay a guy actually came up to this is funny we were doing a commercial shoot

I can't say who it's for but I was there earlier today and I was standing outside a restaurant in Manhattan and this guy came up to me and it was like 35 degrees outside and he was wearing a T-shirt and shorts and he just came up to me

and he just handed me a tent of Zen he goes, here you go man, good to see you again. I was like, thank you. And then he just walked away. It was a great interaction. Yeah, man. Macrodosians are definitely a really good group of fan base, man.

Every interaction I've had with them has just been awesome, man. Shout out to y'all. Want to do one more? Yep. Play pickup the other day with the guy who was at the live show.

Oh, yeah? How'd you do? Oh, where? I was okay. Hey. Hey, y'all, it's Tyson from Nashville. I'm listening to y'all's rips on a playing conversation before

and I'm not going to lie to you at 8 a.m. one time I did have a barbecue sandwich from the Nashville airport. It was absolutely delicious. I would absolutely do it again. I've also thrown up in countless airports before due to being

wildly hungover and such but my question is what is the most egregious thing or the most absolutely vile disgusting thing that y'all done in an airport thanks the grossest thing we've done in an airport

I've thrown up in an airport before that's no fun I've taken a pretty drastic opposite end of what you've done in an airport yeah

and I'm trying to remember where it was I mean likely Nashville or here but it was it was bad I don't think I've ever done anything

because I'm not really a public boo boobore that didn't really my style it wasn't a choice yeah no I ain't knocking you I just if I got a choice when we went to the Ranger game

the other the other where Avery, I couldn't, I couldn't hold it. I had the BGs. And then he was like, this isn't a regular public bathroom that the junk he got us in. And so I went and the bathrooms were exquisite. So I was very happy about that. But public bathrooms, I usually try to avoid.

So I don't think I've ever done anything in an airport, though. As far as disgusting things go, I don't, I like to think of myself as being a pretty good airport citizen. I stay out of the way. I don't line up before my group is called. Fuck those people. I know there are a lot of people out there like that that just go to the front and stand. I hate those, but you can't figure out if it's time for your group to board.

If this person's in line in front of you, those people should be arrested. It only makes sense on Southwest. All other airlines that, I don't know about, like, spirit, maybe. I've never, I've never row spirit, but like Southwest makes sense because it's like kind of first come, first serve type of deal. But everybody else, like, you know, the plane is not leaving without you, fam. Just sit down and chill and it will cause less traffic.

Just relax. Yeah. I'm a stand guy. You stand right by the gate. I mean, far enough back that anyone that's ahead of me can go clearly. But you know, a group generally forms and I want to be at the front of that group. But so are you the person that stands next to the gate and people start lining up behind you because they think you're in line? Yeah.

I hate you. Yeah. I, that's fucking bullshit. Well, whenever my group gets called, I want to be the first in the group. Yeah, but your group's not called yet. And now I'm in the group that's supposed to be boarding. And I'm stuck waiting behind Big T because I think that he's in line. I'm shocked you're not in first class.

Well, it doesn't happen that much anymore. But at one point, I was very upset about it. I don't really fly first class that much, just sometimes. I get, I don't, I want to be on the plane as soon as possible. Well, now, you're going to the same place. overhead space is a war now okay that's true i mean an absolute war i don't know why they keep making planes that don't have enough overhead space but they do and it's out it's crazy it's gotten to a bad place i agree and i am not checking i'm not checking my bag and you know what the worst is you get on a

plane and the only overhead space that's available is located behind your seat and then you have to put your bag up there and good luck being a salmon swimming upstream after the plane lands and trying to get back to your bag before the entire rest of the plane is empty. It happened to me recently. I was on the first row and I had to put my bag like two behind me and then they won't let you put your backpack because there's not a seat in front of you.

You can't put it in front of you. You have to put that up to side to put that like three rows behind there. And then you just don't get off the plane until the very end. It was hell on earth. And so you got it in those situations you've got to be unapologetic. When the boom comes on and everybody stands up

Hey, yo, hey, can you, that one, I need that. Can you, right there, the gray, you got, you got to just, don't move. Like, hey, I need my bag. I just, I need my bag. Like, this is what I, you got to be unapologetic. And, and in that, I am so, like, empathetic to shit like that because it's like, I've been in both situations. And so when people are like, I see them looking, I'm like, yo, which one is it?

You know what I mean? And so for those people out there listening, be nice, dog. You've all been in that situation before. Help people get their bags, man. We all bags, we all got bags, we all trying to go. Like, just be rational, man. Be rational. We can all smoothly go off the plane or I'm going to wait till I get my shit.

I am an asshole like that when it comes to that. It's understandable, especially if you're in a hurry because you're just going to make yourself wait for an additional, probably 20 minutes to get back. Yeah. And, like, move back two rows to get your bag. Yeah. You know what I? People see you, you know what I'm saying? He's brushing by them.

I'm like, don't get me the bag, bro. This is wild. You know what I'm really into? I now, if there's a woman that is in, no, no, definitely not feet. If there's a woman that is sitting nearby or an older person, what I'll do is I'll just offer to everybody if they need help putting their bag up in the overhead compartment. And then I feel like, okay, I'm a good person. And that's my good deed that I have to do for like the next year.

If I help one person put their bag up, but what I also do is I'm a dick about it sometimes. I did this the last time that me and Big Cat flew. We went to Arizona. We were actually sitting next to each other. It was very cute on the flight. And we're putting our stuff in the overhead compartment. And I'm like, Big Cat, you need a hand with that bag? And I reached for his bag to grab it up and put it up for him.

And he was like, no, no, I got it. No, I got it. But it's such a nice, emasculating thing to do to somebody. If you take another man's bag and you put it up for him. That's funny. That's funny. You take the power for him. Yep.

I'm with you. All right. does that do it for for voicemails today okay well thank you guys for listening thanks for everyone that's tuned in at any point over the last hundred episodes like that guy said mark said here's to a hundred more it's been fun but i got one more thing i've been waiting to give this away i think this is the right time so if you buy a 100th episode one day exclusive shirt only out today uh you'll be and you send me the receipt you'll be entered to win this this uh francis drew this during our Epstein episode

Francis the guy of designer logo so I'm going to give this away I'm going to have everyone sign it Ariens coming here in March so I'm going to get the whole podcast to sign it It is it's the courtroom sketch that's done of us and

Brace and Liz during the Epstein episode So we're going to give this away Okay I love it Good call so everybody If you buy the limited edition Macrodosing shirt Make sure to send Avery

copy of that receipt so he can put you into the drawing for it. Yep. All right. Well, love you guys, and we will see you next week.