Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - Avery Holding The Science Fair Hostage

Episode Date: June 28, 2022

On today's episode of Macrodosing, the crew is light without Coley, Billy and Avery, so no specific topic on this one. You'll hear everything from the Pride Parade to the 1st Amendment and boobs. Also, Big T gets T'd off in his new weekly segment. All of this and more on today's show. Enjoy!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

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He's probably in an internet cafe somewhere with the footage of the science fair. I tweeted a clip yesterday that was you and Arian. It's from the science fair video, possibly if it exists at all. I said Avery walking into the office today with no intention of releasing the video. He didn't even walk into the office today. Pathetic. you know he's gonna we we should do with it we should do like the martin schrelly business model where avery sells the science fair video to one person so for like millions yeah for millions

for five million dollars and they get the they get to watch it all by themselves i'm told that he's done editing it that's what we hear i mean that's what he says i don't know i don't know we're all waiting we're all waiting patiently for avery to finish this shit up but you're I mean, you're just suspending everyone. I'm hoping I don't walk in here today and get suspended. Yeah, well, you better watch what you say. It's up to you entirely. I know.

I'm issuing a suspension for like 40% of the Discord. Yo, it's getting wild in there. You guys need to freaking calm down. I haven't checked it out. We did mods. I went on it last week for a little bit. Suspended Billy. That's his job.

Haven't been back. Billy should be moderating the Discord. I feel like those are his people there. I feel like that's like his bread and butter. I told him to. I'm told that there are some dick pics circulating on the Discord. I am off until there's no more dick pics. So how does that happen?

They're not dick picks. They're, they're, their ball picks. Ew, what? Oh, that's fine. I kicked. I kicked the guy that did. No, I kicked him out. You can join again, but if it does again, I'm just going to banning.

So people are just posting pictures or they're nuts? I don't think they're real. I think it's just like a little, it's like it looked like a CGI. But it's just, it's the principal. Like, yeah, just relax. There's women on there. There's a little dweeb. Just a little dweeb.

Dweeds do shit like that. No fucking dweeb. No balls. No balls on the on the macrodosing discord is that official policy? I ain't going to say that. I'm going to say that. You know, Ari. You could post tasteful.

You could post tastefully funny things from time to time. It depends in the context. But like, dude was just spamming every room with ballpicks. It was just. Yeah. Balls aren't tasteful. Balls are never tasteful, I don't think. I would, I would not know.

Is there. Is there any uglier body part than the scrotum? I did like that. Like a male or female? The elbow. The elbow is pretty bad too.

Let me see the back of your elbow, big team. I have bad elbows. Let me see. I've got bad elbows. I don't need the judge. But elbows are still so much. I felt like he was ready for that.

No, they are dry. I got dry elbows. He needs loatin. You don't use lotion? The white people use lotion? Yeah, I do. What women do.

Depends on what part of your body you're talking about. Guys, guys have very moisturized penises. I'll put it that way. Just from like, yeah, natural secretions. Just naturally, naturally, naturally. Certainly not lotion, definitely not lotion.

So, yeah, I would say that the elbow is up there. The back of the knee is pretty ugly too. I think that's smoother than the, way smoother than the elbow. I just still think a nut sack is so ugly. It is. It's also the, but the thing is, is you're accustomed to see. an elbow and seeing a knee pit, you're not accustomed, at least, I'm like, you're not, you're not, you're not, you're not, you're not, but I mean, are you guys accustomed to it?

I'm very, quite familiar with my own. But to, I mean, others, like, using Big T's elbow isn't that crazy, but you seeing Big T's nuts. Oh, it's the fucking Discord. Is that the Discord going off? Yeah, it haunts my nightmare. If I saw Big T's nuts, I, I think I would just end it right there. Why is that? I think that's like the end of the road for me. Why? I just don't want to feel like that's just God. That's God telling me it's time to check out.

Okay. You've seen enough. I mean, you could have said anyone's. Well, you're sitting right next to me right now. All right. And she brought up your elbow. Yeah. And I don't have a nutzac.

Yeah. My balls are way better than my elbows. Really? Yeah. That's a bold statement right there. I would want to call you on that, but I'm straight. There's no way to prove it, but I promise. Rate your balls.

I think they're. pretty solid. How many balls would you give your balls on the Glennie balls scale? A three nine. That's pretty high. Is that at a five? Yeah. I give mine a two and a half.

I think my balls are perfectly average. I mean, you can see if you watch enough TikToks that Billy puts out. Check that out for yourself. Oh, man. I think mine are pretty good. I'm going to give mine a five. Wow.

I enjoy. Perfect nuts. I enjoy what I got. I mean, it's all I got. So I want to break down a very important thread that came out. I don't know if you guys saw this. It came out June 16th. It's by a guy named Tariq, and his handle is at Tariq quit porn.

And he calls himself a quitting porn specialist, this man, Tariq. Boo them already. 31 reasons why you should never masturbate again by Tariq, the quit porn specialist. number one the power of your semen your legs help you to stand walk and run but your semen

is what gives you the ability to do so not only does your semen produce children and pleasure it also has deep functions in your mind and body semen dehydration a car without oil will squeak it will hurt and damage the car

beyond repair similarly without semen your body will feel stiff painful and movements will be difficult watery thin oil won't be effective for the car either so what do you guys think about that it's the motor oil semen is the motor oil I think this guy believes that

that semen is just like coursing through our veins I think he's mistaking semen with blood actually and if everything that he's writing about semen was instead about blood I would think you'd be correct but as far as I know the semen only exists in a very particular part of your body would it would it not then be I mean if you

if you you you want to get your blood pumping you want to do things to get your blood up and moving around so if that's the case why wouldn't you want to do the same thing also yeah get it circulating yeah

I was always see and I've never researched this so I'm kind of just lightly Googling it now there was like there's an old saying like in sports and I know boxers and like sometimes like football players in basketball, but they say, don't ejaculate before or, and even like boxers, like, they'll withstand, they'll, they'll be abstinent for an entire training camp because it's

supposed to give you more energy. I don't know how true that is, though. I thought it was supposed to make you, like, angry and aggressive. I think that they do, I don't know. There's always some soccer coach that says this to his team before the World Cup every year, or every four years. They always say, okay, we're not having sex. I think Brazil did that for a while.

They, like, sequestered the team. And different studies show different things, but I'm pretty sure that there's really no change in testosterone. Qatar's not letting anybody that goes have sex. You see that. Unless you're married. Right. Yeah, I did see that. Wouldn't now, I'm going to sound dumb.

If you're this guy, wouldn't you want to kind of not let your semen get stale, some may say? Kind of get a new fresh load in every once in a lot. Get new recruits in there. Yeah. That's a great question. That's a great point, Maddog. Is that a dumb thing? I mean, that's stale.

So it's interesting that you ask because his very next tweet. Oh, does he answer my question for me? Some people believe old sperm must be ejaculated to free up space for the new. It's not true. Mature sperm gets converted. The converted energies then strengthen the mind and body with each cycle. Catholics. What does it get converted to?

Seamen regeneration will stop or slow down at some point in a man's life. Each sperm has the power to create a unique individual. wasting this powerful energy is not wise so he's basically saying that like you want the mature sperm because then your body will absorb the mature sperm and then you gain its energy i don't think i don't think tarreek is a doctor and your and your boss yeah pretty much he also says uh health concerns your body quick little quick little quick little quick little light little google search said a few studies have shown either no effect of abstinence on testosterone or that testosterone levels were actually higher after masturbation or sex.

So it might just be folklore. It sounds like folklore. Yeah, I don't think it's like a pressing scientific issue, but the few studies that have been done. Treek also says that masturbation is murder. Some say our semen has reproductive seeds so it shouldn't be destroyed. others say upon ejaculation millions of live cells come into being

and die immediately do with this knowledge as you please can't with that right now can't do it can't do it do you think does life begin does life begin at ejaculation is that what he's saying that's what some people are saying

some Catholics believe that's what Mother Teresa believed it's why you're supposed to abstain from from all of that because contraception is also murder for them too yeah what do you think about that big tea I don't believe that.

You don't believe that life begins at nutting? No. Fast and aggressive masturbation causes your body temperature to rise, increasing your chances of getting pimples. In most cases, a person won't start getting pimples until they begin masturbating. Oh, it really makes you think. So is it just a coincidence that at the same time that a young man starts to masturbate also happens to just be the same time that they might get pimples.

Very interesting. You know, I think I can actually count how many pimples I've gotten in my entire life. Like, I don't, I just don't never really get pimples like that. You got good skin? Yeah, I mean, if that's what that means, then yeah. Healthy skin? Healthy skin. But it's not, I would be the outlier to his experiment because I get it in myself.

You get it in, big time. This guy is just talking about puberty, though. That's the thing. he's like, oh, it's, you get pimples when you start jack it. Yeah, it's because you're going through puberty. It's pretty easy to figure out the timeline. Oh, you could also be like, oh, masturbation makes you grow taller because right when guys start jacking off, they tend to also grow.

Or deepen your voice. Yeah, it makes your voice deep. It gives you pimples and increases your height. Also, it reduces your ejaculation force. A young person can ejaculate far and with good quantity. a person who masturbates a lot will have lower ejaculation force less this guy's doing stat cast

for his sperm Yeah, this guy doing the broad jump Exit velocity of my sperm is decreased That's actually That's actually not true And the reason why I know this is because I was Listening to this guy He was a porn guy

And he's known for How far and how much he has And he was saying that you can actually Train yourself to do that So I think it's more of a this is a practice thing, like the more practice you do it, like it actually, you can increase your height, I mean, your, your, uh, your distance, heavier ropes. That should be an event in the Olympics. It gives you lower ejaculation force, thin semen. Women prefer thick, sticky and more

plentiful semen. Oh, my God. If there's one thing that I think, and I'm not a woman, um, but I, I don't profess to speak for all women, but if there's one thing that guys probably care about, like, way more than any woman does. It's like, how far your ropes are going. Listen, this guy's a total package. Like, he's got everything that I need. He's a good provider. He treats me nicely.

He cares about my family. Gets me great presence. Supports me and everything that I do. But he can't hit the ceiling. And that's, that's a deal breaker. That's a major ick. that's ick that's ick for sure um one of the reasons for delay in urination is excessive masturbation a person may have the urge to urinate but still it'll take the time for urine to release

so if you if you jack off too much you can't piss is that what they're saying here is this a parody he's not for real no he's for real this is tarreek quit porn specialist he's a specialist arian it gives you dull mind too semen helps you concentrate for longer periods of time with more focus. A person with low semen may not be able to focus for long and may even be forgetful. So Isaac Newton, that's Isaac Newton's bag right there. He was saying, chastity.

What is he saying? Chastity, yeah, I'm a butcher. But basically saying, you horny motherfuckers, don't get shit done because all you're thinking about is getting off. That's not a bad point. I mean, Isaac Newton is a great test case for that too. I think this is his first solid point. This guy really believes in what he's selling.

if you go to his website, you only pay him after you go 30 days without porn. I like that. So listen, you can call him a lot of things, but he's doing honest work. He doesn't get paid until he works for you. Now, what's the check-in policy like that? Just honor system? I guess so. Yeah, I guess you could really scam this guy.

Hi, I'm Tarek. A year ago, I was just like you, fapping three times a day. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot, actually. That's a lot. The last thoughts of my day were porn. I was an addict.

Now I'm free and I've experienced dramatic changes in my career, social life and soul. This dude sounds like one of those hustle guys. You know what I'm talking about? Like the hustle porn guys? He just replaced porn porn with hustle porn. Yeah. Instead of jacking off three times a day, find three conversations you can get into the successful person and pick their brain. He also has before and after pictures where like he looks the exact.

same it's just the after picture he's like on a beach yeah before picture he's in he's in a bar as before i stopped jacking off i used to go to bars yeah and now i i just hang out on these rocks from bars to beaches oh you also get a a stinking penis frequent masturbation may cause the penis even if cleaned regularly it can also lead to added accumulation of smelly substances around the foreskin of the penis i don't he's not he's not he's not I guess not he's also just like admitting to having a stinky dick yeah that's odd as hell bro I'm setting up a strategy call with him for tomorrow with Tarek yeah you can do it as early as 5 a.m this guy rises and grind can we no he doesn't grind anymore that's true can we get him on the show

we should we should let me let me contact let's try to get in touch with what's he doing for the next like three hours so when when you go to his set up my strategy call he's all booked up today. I mean, everybody needs to, is talking to this guy, but tomorrow he's, he's wide open from 5 a.m. to 2. Okay, I need you to talk to him, Big T. All right. You can also, it is a lot. It is. You can also, um, if you jack off, it, it makes you weak, this guy says, causes the muscles to loosen and lose. This guy's just obsessed with semen. He just, I truly believe this guy thinks that semen is just like coursing through his veins. all the live-long day.

You get more energy. You can get addicted. If a person can't go two days without masturbation, he is considered an addict. I think, I don't know if that's true or not. By the way, not just for men. There's an option for women to click. I want to quit now.

And he will help you as well. Dude, that's just going to be him hitting on you. Like, that's going to be him. So tell me about, tell me about your habits what do you do show me show me your technique yeah a personalized plan of action three step quit porn quickly guide the seven stages of freedom guide the mountain guide a lot of guides i want the mountain guide what's the mountain guide how to never watch porn again which seems like that's that's everything i don't oh so the seven stages of freedom is how to prepare

for the journey and make it easier um so a lot of guides in here he checks in on you every day for 30 days how to make quitting porn effortless and fun listen this guy put there's this is a 5,000 word document this guy put thought into this okay oh it's obvious i don't know how uh correct the thoughts yeah he might be wrong but he's trying he says if if you masturbate for a minimum of 10 minutes per day six times per week you'd be spending four and a half hours each month masturbating that's Self-care right there. It is self-care. That's over a day, over a day per year of jacking off.

I love it. It's a day well spent, in my opinion. I'm saying. Masturbation will cause you to suffer in so many ways. I'm going to have to join his email list. Got to. There's no doubt about that. I want to hear more about this guy.

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I wonder if you watch the anime, what is it called hentai? Hinty, oh, for sure. Stage one, you're in Kid Goku stage. That's where you decide to quit out of inspiration or desperation. It's admitting that you have a problem. There's a lot of stages here. Stage three is the lifestyle stage. Reaching a 30-day mark means you're past halfway.

and never relapsing again. This guy is just obsessed with jacking off. Like, one of the homies actually did this too, now I'm thinking about it. You know, um, Terry Cruz? Yeah. Terry Cruz went on this like anti-porn and masturbation, like, tour as well. That's weird.

And I just, I understand if you want to do it and you feel like it's, I like any behavior that is self-destructive and you feel like is stopping you from being productive. Yeah, it's good for you. kick but like you out here preaching that it's like all this other shit and you wow I calm that shit down I do kind of agree some of some of some of us can beat off and get shit done like I agree with the the notion though that like porn the age that people are getting exposed to porn at and like the the level of porn that you can find anywhere right now is like It's kind of similar to what weed is like now as opposed to what weed was like back when we were smoking.

Bring back magazines? Yeah, bring back magazine. Bring back plate. Oh, hell not. Why? The nostalgia factor. So I'm not just getting ink under your fingernails. If we had internet back then, we'd have been all over, bro.

Oh, for sure. I was watching scrambled porn on Channel 99. You know what I mean? I was trying to get it in any way I could. So it's like, I don't know. I think it's ultimately a positive for society. That's what I think, though. I agree.

I think it's good. I think it's good that it's out there, but I think that the level of porn is just like, you can find some bad stuff very easily if you're a kid. But there's really no way to put that toothpaste back in the tube. That's true. That's why sex education, I think, is so important. I think it's important to talk to the kids about it.

important to let them know what's out there, what kind of dangers are out there, that they just walking blindly into X videos. You know, it's going to be an interesting day. We definitely, in our school, we weren't allowed to even talk about condoms or anything. You couldn't even, you couldn't mention birth control. I remember our freshman year, like there was some kid

who would be the smart ass. And our teacher roasted the shit out of him. He was like, she was like, you were talking about condoms. We were talking about safe sex. And he goes, I don't use condoms. All you got to do is pull out. And she said something slick. She said it better than I could, but she was like, she was like pre-cum, the pre, there's

a term for it, but the pre-cum, you can actually get a girl pregnant. She's like, but we all know that you're lying anyway. Just roasted the shit out of the whole class on them the whole rest of the year. Yeah, it was like you couldn't talk about condoms, couldn't talk about plan B couldn't talk about birth control pills Nuva rings IUDs

none of it was all like you went to you went to a Catholic school right no no no it's a regular school public school you weren't allowed to talk about any of that what yeah I don't know why I think it was just like probably religion had a lot to do with it I would imagine that there was like a religious group that had the

ear of the school board and they were saying it was like against their teachings to talk about condoms. It's like, well, it's probably a good thing for kids to learn about them. I don't think it's a bad thing. But they were preaching like hardcore abstinence was the thing, because abstinence is effective. But that's like telling people what's the safest way to fly. It's take a train, you know? Like don't get, don't go up in the air. People are always going to have sick. People are fucking, man. People are. And they always will. They always have been. They always will. Before we go any further. There was talk about doing an entire episode on abortion, history of abortion. Mad Dog

probably correctly said that she felt like that would not be a great conversation for mostly men to be having on the show. Look, my thought process, and I, I love all of you guys on this podcast. I think you guys have great points. I was just thinking not to pull the woman card, but having three dudes talk about abortion rights. Or I take the back, three non-uterist owners Thank you, birthing people. Sorry. I saw a lot of trans exclusionary language this week. It was pretty disgusting.

But I just think, I think we should definitely touch on it. It's been a weird weekend for me, for sure. But I don't, it also is just like a shitty subject to talk about. Like, I don't think it's going to, like, make anyone happy to talk about. And it's also one of those things where it's like, it's one of those topics where it's, like, what we do, like, transfer in and out of jokes. Yeah. And then be like, oh, yeah. But also, Mad Dog got some rights taken away on Friday morning.

You know what I mean? True. It's a weird one. The, um, it's strictly from like a political standpoint on it. I do feel like this is, um, it might kind of backfire on Republicans. Yeah, because. Just like strategically. Yeah.

Like, like Republicans have a three one lead over Biden right now. Yeah. This might be Biden's. Is this the moment where, that's his picture, the, the Brown picture? This is where it. Ramon Green kicks that dude in the testicles and he gets suspended for the next game. Yep. For game five.

You're saying that like this wasn't the Democrats hope the whole time. Well, also can I? I don't think it was Democrats hoped that this would happen, no. No, but they could have codified it. Really? They've had 50 years to just make this the law. They've had multiple super majorities in that time. You're underestimating.

They were playing the long game of 50 years. Well, at some point, they knew this would happen. I think they could have just made it the law. You're underestimated the incompetence of Democrats. every single election cycle like y'all better vote like abortion this that and the other they can just hold it over people's heads that's the whole thing so i mean republicans have also been doing that to i think of an even greater extent where this was like the rallying cry like we need to overturn roveyweight especially amongst like evangelicals and christians this was like single issue voters

that this was their big thing and i think if you look at the the polls no matter which poll i've looked at certain types of abortions are popular amongst like, I think at the minimum 60% of Americans, it's a very popular thing to have that, to have that procedure available from a legal medical source. And it's kind of, it might snap back on them because it's like, be careful what you wish for. You, you got what you wanted, but now it's like, one, you've managed to give the Democrats a major talking point, whereas before they were going to be stuck in 20, 23, 2020.

24, like having to defend a president who more than likely has dementia. Like, that's, that's where they were. And now this is, like, a very powerful talking point for them to use. And then also, like, what, what are they going to be super mad about now? Like, does Republicans in general, not all of them, but a lot of them have been, by and large, like, furious about about abortion for the last 40, 50 years. Now, now you caught the car. What do you do now that you, like your dog, like the Joker, your dog chasing a car?

what do you do when you get there? I don't think that's as many Republicans as you think it is. And, I mean, the country is still in disarray. Right. Yeah, this doesn't. I mean, like, I don't think there's as many Republicans that are in the subset that you're talking about as you think there are. I think there might be. I think there might be a lot.

Anyway, but would you agree that it's, the Democrats now have this to point at and they'll be like, okay, this is. And this is what they've wanted for a very long time. I kind of agree with big team. You think they've wanted this? Yes. I think they... Maybe if they didn't want it to happen, they wanted it to continue to be held over people's heads.

Yeah. This is probably better. Yeah, I think that they have something actionable to point at. Yeah. I think that they would rather have it not have been overturned for sure. I just... The electorate? Yes.

I think it sounds... I think it sounds good. Like, and it makes sense, like, logically. But to have a democratic establishment have a game plan for 50-some years and execute it to this extent? No, no, no. You're misunderstanding what I'm saying.

I'm not saying they said in 1972 in what we're going to play this long game so that in 2022 we can bring a lawsuit to the Supreme Court that's going to overturn this. They just never actually did anything about it knowing that eventually something like this could and probably would happen and that they could use it as a talking point

for as long as that was the case until it did happen, which is now. Yeah, I can't see a fault in that. I think they're just incompetent. And I was about to say, yeah, that and just grows incompetence. Like, I think that Democrats in general are just that. And it's the reason why like progressives and people on the far left don't fuck with Democrats just as much as they don't fuck Republicans

is because they view them as exactly the same. They're just people that want status quo. Like, there's plenty of things that the Democrats who are the majority in every house can do stuff right now, but they won't because they're just, they love status quo. They just want to keep things how they are. And they don't want to, they don't want to ruffle their feathers. But if Republicans had the majority, they would be pushing off. I mean, they look what they do and they don't even have it. It's insane. Well, if you if you talk to like a lot of mainstream liberals, like centrist Democrats, they pretty much just they don't, they don't. They want to compromise themselves into oblivion about everything. They don't have any real, like, hardcore beliefs.

They just want to, they're always the ones that will, like, float the idea out there of a split ticket for president. Like, do you really want to unite the country? Well, how about let's get a Democrat and a Republican vice president to keep everything in check? That's always, like, a centrist Democrat belief or somebody, that's always tossed out there by, like, a central lib. Could you ever see Republicans putting something like that out there? I don't think they would ever do that. Not that necessarily, but, like, there was a big movement in 2016 for a while for, like, John Kasich to be the nominee. Like, people were, like, some Democrats would vote for John Kasich.

Like, I mean, that does exist. The big moment? Not very, not very big, but there was a, there was an upswelling at one point that people were like, Trump is going to lose. We can't let this guy. That boy got worse. Kaysa got washed. Yeah. But there was a moment for a while where people were, like, maybe like, somebody.

like John Kasich. I actually liked him a lot. People from Ohio. I mean, he's from Ohio. People from Ohio really liked him. Yeah, and he's from the most important state that Republicans need to win. The John Kasich thing, I remember I was reading a story about him one time and he was at one point, he like got super mad at Blockbuster's local video rental place because they they were renting out a movie that had like boobs in it. And he was very upset about that. And then one time he wanted to figure out what was going on with rap music. And so he asked one of his aides

He was like, can you, can you give you a rap CD? I want to see what this is all about. I believe they got him a Roots CD and he was playing it in his car and he got so upset at the lyrics to it. He took it out of his CD player and threw it out the window as he was driving down the highway. The Roots?

Yeah. I think it was one of the most benign rap groups like of all time. Like the roots from the Jimmy Fallon show? Yeah, Black Thought, Quest Love. What is you talking about? Okay, here we go. Presidential candidate, John Kasich, once bought a CD from the roots.

I slipped in this new CD and was quickly appalled at what I was hearing. The lyrics just put me over the edge. Every other word was intended to shock and titillate for no good reason but to shock and titillate. This guy, I think he just discovered art. And what music is, yeah. He did not listen to any root CD because none of their songs are for that. Like all they do is talking about like black Empowerment

Unless that shock and titillates him And then I caught myself thinking What if my wife got into the car And the album happened to still be in my CD changer How could I ever explain what I was doing Buying this stuff? Or even worse What if my daughter's chance to hear it?

Chanced I'm come calling Cap on A He did not buy no fucking Cs. Bullshit The guy at the CD Store like switched out the CD yeah she got like I can't

I can't imagine anyone actually listen to Roots lyrics and they're like this is abhorrent like you know what I mean like yeah just Google any Root song I'll stand by that they're like most of the time

we talk about other emcees like you know he's like battle rap type shit like I call it cap he didn't listen to no fucking roots and the movie that he tried to get banned from Blockbuster was Fargo

I was in my local video store looking for a movie to watch with my wife Karen during one of our few quiet evenings together at home. The clerk in the store recommended Fargo, a perversely dark crime story that had played to generally enthusiastic reviews. The movie even earned a best actress Oscar for Francis McDormon for her role as a pregnant Midwestern chair. And the guy behind the counter at Blockbuster assured me it was a great movie and that I should probably rent it. So I did.

I walked right over to that shelf where they had their general titles, grabbed a copy and took it home. And when Karen and I got to the part where they chop a guy up in a grinder, We looked at each other and thought, what the heck are we watching here? It was billed as a comedy, but it wasn't funny. It was graphic and brutal and completely unnecessary to rubbed us in so many wrong ways. We had to shut the thing off right there in the middle. Next morning, I... His wife's name is Karen.

Next morning, I got on the phone to Blockbuster and demanded that they take the movie off their shelves. The grinding scene, the meat grinder scene, the woodchopper scene, that's at the very, very end. that's the, literally the last scene of the movie. So he watched the whole movie and then got to the end and he was like, nobody should ever watch this movie again. I've never seen, I've never seen Fargo, actually. Now, in fairness to John Kasich, he did say on reflection, he wasn't entirely sure that this story paints me in the best light.

In fact, it's possible to look on my actions as the rantings of a wild man. This guy's a dweeb, bro. How do these guys get into the position they are? row just dorks yeah no this only a politician would think like this most normal people would watch a movie that they didn't like and be like that movie was too violent for me and they'd take it back and never say another word about it but this guy had he tried to get it banned from every shelf my time i was playing uh we were playing like little league basketball like youth basketball like some some little club team and i put the ball between my legs like i was like 10 years old

and some parent from the stands he has out hot dogger like that's that's those kind of that's these kind of people bro like that's his he placates to them hot dogger you're grandstanding we dwee be man just fucking dorks jesus christ yeah it's pretty bad it's pretty bad to complain about fargo and the roots yeah i think he had just never heard rap music before it had to be and there was curse words in it they're speaking too fast i can't understand I'm just, there's no way he heard a root song. I'm absolutely positive about that.

Damn, it's that earthquake. Yeah. Have you ever heard the roots? I know who they are. I don't know that I've ever listened to any of their music. You've definitely heard a root song. You know the seed? Not off the top of my head.

Locked up nine months ago. No. No. You've seen Quest Love though, right? Yeah, yeah. I mean, on the. tonight show and shit i've seen them all the time yeah and i may have heard some of their songs at some point i'm looking at these none of these like ring a bell in my head uh big tea

i'm gonna tee you up real quick okay where do you teed off about today um um nothing that i know of you had a pretty clean weekend Did you get inconvenienced at all? Yes. Yeah? In some respects. What respect was that? It was very difficult to get around this weekend.

Yeah, why was that, Big T? There was a parade of very grand size and scope. Big LGBT. It was fine. I heard it was a great parade. It was. Wish you guys were there. A lot of people from the office went.

Me and Billy were there. Yeah. How drunk was Billy? I think Billy just showed up for the beer, honestly. I'm not going to say. Yeah. Billy was like really doing it yesterday. Billy was a gay icon yesterday.

Good for Billy. Yeah. But I will say he was not that drunk. He had, we had fun though. It was a good time. Had by all. But yeah, no, Billy. Not that drunk.

It's a ringing endorsement of Billy. That's progress. It was a Sunday Not that drunk I would have loved to have gone to it Could not make it I was coming back from Austin yesterday Yeah

It's so fucking hot in Texas by the way It's disgusting That's why I don't go anywhere 104 degrees outside Mm-hmm Steped off that plane I felt that hot wind You know the hot Texas wind that you get

Mm-hmm I was like yep Yeah I'm back The ground was crunchy everywhere Because all the grass was just burnt So I just I went to Disneyland That's why I missed it last episode.

So I'm at the Disneyland and everybody out there was like, oh my God, it's so hot. And I'm like, dog, it is amazing out here because, like, yeah, it's hot. But like if you get under a shade, like if you get under, then it's cool. You can feel a breeze. Like there's no breezes here. Yeah. There are zero breezes. So give me a rating.

What was your favorite part of Disney World? Oh, Disney Land. Disney Land. It's not Disney World. And I found that out. So Disneyland is different than Disney World. Disney World is in Florida. I believe.

Disney land is in like Orange County. Anaheim, maybe. Anaheim, yeah. And so it was dope. It was my first time going on. I don't like a lot of people, like being around a lot of people. Like I get like very like irritable. But I may do, you know, I did my thing.

But I think my favorite part was the Star Wars exhibit. Ironically enough, I don't even like Star Wars. You've never seen it. But no idea what's going on. But the detail they put into that fucking place is insane. They sunk, I don't know, $100 million in that bitch. Yeah. So you're talking about it.

It's an entire city. Oh, just the whole land in general. Did you ride the rides? The ride. That was the first one we did because my shorthy, we all remember her whole family. I went her off. And they, they go to Disney World, Disneyland, whatever. And so they had like a fucking itinerary.

It was a big plan this shit out. And so like as soon as we go, we got up in the morning, we went straight to the Star Wars junk because that's like the main attraction. So that one could have like lines of wait to like three hours, even with a fast pass. So we went to that first. And so after the ride, like you go out and like it's they have like the Millennium Falcon, like a life size replica of the shit. And then just around it, it's like a little, they built a whole town where you can go in like there was a bar. there was like and everybody's dressed like star wars characters like all the employees and um they had like all the shops all the they built out like little like uh mechanic shops that it was just

the detail they put like a whole mountain side of just star war shit and they had like a whole little town like the entire little town of just star war stuff and i was like blown away that shit is fascinating yeah i don't care about star wars either but i've been to the one in florida it's exactly the same and it's like crazy and the ride do you did you do there's two rides i think did you both of them i did two rides i did one where like they take you prisoner and like that's really dope it's like 50 it's a very universal yeah it's like immersive so like they take you prisoner and i ain't going to spoil it but like you know you get broken out and the shit that's involved in it is insane and then there was another one it's like it's like a game kind of yeah to where you

like have to shoot stuff that was cool too um but glad i did the first one because that was it's just so immersive like it's it's it's very well done and i was talking i'm sure she said disney world has an avatar one that's like the star was one but she's like it's the best thing that disney has i can't you have to do that the avatar ride at disney world is is probably i don't know that's my favorite necessarily but it's the best one i've ever been on it's crazy and yeah and i think i think i'm gonna do that during i'm definitely not going to florida in the summer and waiting in no fucking lines in the heat so So I'm going to wait till like the wintertime or something like that

to where it's nice and cool to where I can enjoy the park. And definitely if you can go on a weekday. We went on Friday. Hell no. Too many people. Too many fucking people. I've still never been to Disney World or Texas for that matter. We're talking about it.

Well, this one's in California. Or Disney World. Or, sorry. Disneyland or Disney World, any Disney. Or Texas. Or Texas, all three. Where are some other places you've never been? California in general Like just never been to California

Seattle See this is more an experiment Of like where your mind goes first Because I would assume that there are thousands of places You've never been But like what are the iconic places Yeah like those universal Like any of those

What? Atlanta Never been to Atlanta? No There's a lot of like major cities I've never been to you've been to Canada been to Canada you ever left the country besides Canada yeah yeah I've been to Europe

I've pretty much any like major city besides like New York and Chicago hasn't hasn't really hit my list I don't wait shit that sounds bad well I've been to Boston too I've been in Boston I don't go to a lot

You don't go to the South no my family growing up wasn't like a go beach vacation family so we would just go ski instead so i just wouldn't we wouldn't really like go to the beach or go to like warm places yeah so i just haven't hit those haven't been to not haven't been to nashville i want to go to nashville that's such a 23 year old white girl they're not ready for you they're not ready for me though they have to i'm waiting for Nashville to be ready for me though um but yeah no i'm giving 23 year old white girl but Nashville's pretty boring, actually

Expand on that You seem like someone who would love Nashville Why? Yeah, it does not seem like Aryan would love Nashville Maybe not like the whole vibe, but it's like It's a party the whole time. Like you're just...

The best thing The best thing I've ever been to in Nashville, there's this thing, I don't think you would ever have been to it But it's called Boombap. Boombap is, I don't know if it's every year but Boombap is like this it's like this part of its traveling set that they'll get a venue

and they'll have the DJs but they just play like 90s shit like like black music but like 90s hits and it's just like or like it's not even hits like Wu Tang they'll play like Pac they'll play like you know what I'm saying like and not just the hits

they'll play like really good music and it's just a good vibe it's just like a really good vibe that's one of the best things I've ever been to in Nashville It's a good name, too. Yeah. Boom bat. Boom bat. Yeah.

But I mean, other than that, it's like, if you like bars, I would say it's cool. If you like bars, like shit like that. I think I'm just getting, I'm getting washed. So like those kind of scenes don't really do it for me anymore. I like more loungy or shit to do, like actual shit to do. Yeah. I'm kind of the same way. see I agree with that

I do kind of agree with that but having lived there it's a very great town to live in like I don't doubt that yeah if you're going for a weekend like you went recently and you're like what are some things to do and I was like I mean obviously other than like Broadway it's like

there's a replica of the Parthenon and I mean there's always like cool shit going on yeah but it's like in terms of like attractions there's not that many but it's a great place to live cool but isn't it like is Nashville or is Broadway like such a major part of the downtown though that you kind of like have to go into Broadway to be downtown uh I mean it is like right smack dab in the middle of it so like if you if like little or big T had to go into the city to like

go to a Preds game would you have to like go through Broadway the Preds arena is on right in the middle of Broadway yeah that's actually that's the one time I do enjoy being on Broadway is before like an event it's fun I would would never like if I was home on a Friday night we would never be like let's go to Broadway yeah but if there's something going on there you want to swing by margaritaville I mean Bridgestone is is between bars like it's oh seriously yeah across the street from Bridgestone is like Tutsi is like the most famous bar there like it's it's just right in the middle of all of it that's cool that's that's what what the Star Wars bar did for me was it made me realize that

like adults in our world are just fucking boring like imagine entire cities like where like every bar is like a theme bar and like you everybody gets into character and it's like not these like boring buildings and just like are it's just boring like the star wars like when you go in there it's like this is how it's supposed to be in fairness every bar in nashville is a theme bar you just don't like the theme country yeah yeah that's not a thing yeah the um the immersion you're starting to sound like a disney adult a yeah a little bit did you you also didn't send us a picture of you and mickey micky Mickey years. I was kind of upset about that. Oh, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't seek out Mickey. I didn't see him actually. So this was, I'd take that back. I take that back. The weirdest shit in the world is the parade at the end. By far the weirdest shit I've ever been a part of. I was just, my job was open the entire time. I don't understand how people like this part. We did it because we was with all her little nieces and nephews.

But I was looking like, yo, this is the dumbest shit in the world. grown adults just in cosplay waving I don't understand I don't get it it was stupid it was mad stupid

so Aryan sent us a picture of Steamboat Willie at the Main Street Cinema said Disneyland check in yep inwards is still racist and then and then Billy

goes how the fuck is that racist Aaron goes Law read up on Steamboat Willie and then Billy sends a screenshot of a headline that says no Mickey Mouse wasn't based on racist parody called Gigaboo but that's half the story. The source of that also feels important. The source of that was Africa check

and Billy goes, you just got Africa checked. And Aryan replied, did you read the article or just the headline? And Billy goes absolutely just read the headline. I'm a busy man because if he had read the article, he would see exactly like in that article that Billy sent refuting the racist past

was dramatic evidence that was Aryan's specific point but that's just that's Billy in a nutshell right there that was funny and the only reason why I read the article because I was standing in line a whole time

so I was like you don't have much else to do but yeah Steamboat Willie was definitely racist shit well I don't understand that they don't whatever I don't get into all that but we had this duly dope part

where like we were standing in line and i'm really good at breaking ice some of my favorite things is do uh and so i started an entire rock paper scissors tournament with everybody around me so it was like eight to 10 people and we were all playing rock paper scissors for to see who won it was the dopeers shooting the world that's awesome who won fucking child this fucking what is he's seven seven-year-old whooped all he beat you yeah i didn't ever i didn't even make it to the finals oh shit you got eliminated yeah i got whoop in true tennessee fashion right big tea no that sucked what how did you wear you didn't know which one i was talking about if i was talking about baseball or basketball could have been either one wait say what you said again

arian got eliminated early on in a tournament oh yeah yeah and i said i thought you were talking about i thought you were saying uh my my thinking was off anyway because i was thinking Disney World in Florida. I thought you're talking about it's losing to Florida all the time. No, no, I was talking about basketball, but then after I said it, I was like, whoa, that could actually be applied to baseball as well because well, you guys didn't even make the World Series. Last year, we went to a college series issue, we went to a super regionals. We've been playing well in baseball tournaments. How do you feel about, on the SEC tournament?

Oh, that's more important, some may say. It's, there actually are people who would argue that the SEC baseball tournament is more difficult than like most of the NCAA baseball tournament. until you get i don't think that i'm just saying the NCAA tournament was kind of like a de facto SEC tournament all over again though right that's that's why yeah yeah no we should have played better in the NCAA how do you feel about oh miss i mean it's just such bullshit like they were terrible they were they were they were awful the whole season shouldn't have made the tournament nc state should have been in over them ruckers should have been in over them and then they go win

the whole thing i mean when you have like they have talent they're extremely talented they played horrible and didn't deserve to be in the tournament but then once they got there like they're as good as anybody yeah um i get i mean you can't really say anything because they won so but like you can though because at the time they got into the tournament they should not have old miss fans will tell you that if they're being honest well i mean are you going to get mad at like if if a team goes on a Cinderella run are you like what was st peter's doing there uh i've actually said forever that like i wrote maybe the thing that more people have hated that i've done more than anything ever was a blog i wrote in 2021 talking about how like upsets are bad in the NCAA

tournament so everybody says they love upsets yeah until you end up with the final four that's loyola chicago vc u and all the shit and then nobody watches the games and then people say why were these ratings so terrible because nobody actually wants that i think a lot of people want duke north carolina kansas and who did kansas play kansas played villanova villanova that's what you want. Now, I mean, so when St. Peters is beating, like, yes, it was a great story, but like, they're also taking out some of the best teams in the tournament. So people say that's what they want until it goes too far. And then they're like, wait, no, don't win that many. So really Tennessee should have been instead of Ole Miss. Well, no, we lost to someone else.

Oh, but it would have been better for ratings. Yeah, absolutely. You think so? I mean, we were like the villain that everyone hated. But Ole Miss had been Mence. That's true. ESPN seemed to know that as well. A one-man promotion machine. The amount of times they put him on television was outrageous.

They knew exactly what they were. I don't think it was enough. I wanted more Mincey. I don't think it was an accident. Good clean living. Good for Mints, you know. Good for Mints. I'm happy for him.

How long do we think the Mincey tour is going to last? Oh, it's never going to stop. Until next year. We were saying on part of my take yesterday that, I believe that Mincey needs to have his own keeper of the cup, like the guy that follows a Stanley Cup around. There needs to be a keeper of the Mints that just stands next to him, presents him at all times, keeps an eye on him,

make sure he gets in and out of, because he's getting mobbed. Yeah. Mincey, he is a one-man parade everywhere he goes. What is the Mints tour? What is it going on? So, Aaron, you remember the guy in the science fair that we allegedly made a video of?

There was one guy whose project was growing the game, how to grow a game. Oh, yeah, that was the first two. First dude, yeah. So he's a giant Ole Miss fan. And he was at the college world series. And obviously he was getting on TV all the time because he's, I mean, bigger than Jesus right now. And so he was everywhere.

They won their championship. And it was Ole Miss's first championship. First NCAA recognized team sport championship ever. How about that? In all of their teams. Oh, no, no, no. I think you're. I'm not discounting women's golf because I do.

I do believe that. I don't think that it was officially recognized. One of their women's teams won something. Okay, I don't know about that. But I did see one of their women's teams was like welcome to the club or something. Yeah, I think. So I just want to make sure you're not discounting women's athletics. I'm not at all. I'm big title nine guy. Okay. But it was our first officially recognized one. So now I believe, and you know what's crazy is is before this season, you know who the last college was that got their first championship? Mississippi State. Mississippi State. That's interesting. So they won last Ole Miss won this year.

We also know someone who loves Mississippi State. We do. But it's tough for him because he only got one year to celebrate. That's got, that's the worst. Then his rival can just hold this over his head, yeah. To have it more recently than yours, have it be the exact, the very next one. Yep. That's, that's tough.

It is tough. So now I think it's just Virginia Tech is the only like Power 5 school that has never won a team national championship. Has A&M? Yes. Oh, yeah. I mean, have you seen the side of NM Stadium? They claim championships from years that they didn't really play football. No, I don't think they have a national title.

I'm pretty sure they do. They certainly don't in football. They definitely claim a bunch of SEC championships from like 1940. And then there was a big controversy. They had to take down some of the SEC championships that they had on the side of their stadium because they just kind of made them up. Okay, yeah, I was totally wrong. They have 19, not in football and everything.

They claim three in football, 19, 19, 19, 27. 1939 so i want to know who they were playing in 1919 let's look it up holy shit uh brittney griner appeared in a russian court monday for a preliminary hearing ahead of her trial beginning july first she could face 10 years in prison if convicted on charges yeah that's all that for having a vape pin oh my god bro that's that's crazy um Not to, so in 1919, they did not allow a point the entire season. They beat Sam Houston State, Texas State, SMU, Howard Payne, Trinity, Oklahoma State, TCU, Baylor, Southwestern, and Texas. So they played some real teams in there, only two road games.

Oh, that's interesting. Yeah, but did not allow a point the whole season. If you did a road game back, you probably have to take a train? Yeah, I guess so. What a world that was. So their only road games were SMU and Baylor, so pretty close. Are those all Texas schools? Not Oklahoma State.

And that might be the only... I don't know where Howard Payne is, but other than that, yeah. I think that's Texas as well. Yeah, but every other school's in Texas. So, yeah, now it's just Virginia Tech. They've got to bring one home now. I guess it is Virginia Tech that I'm thinking of that has the empty spot in their trophy case where they're going to put their national title trophy?

Do they? I believe so. That sounds like a very much a Virginia Tech thing to do. Virginia Tech and A&M are very similar universities, too. They're like two sides of the same coin. Yeah, Virginia Tech has a little thing, and there's a plaque on it that says this area is reserved for the National Championship Trophy. I guess the closest that they got was Michael Vick, right? Michael Vick wants a tag?

Yeah. Whoa, I did not know that. Yeah, he changed the game. Damn, I didn't know that. And Marcus Vick. One of the most electrifying quarterbacks. Yep. Also one of the best video game quarterbacks of all time.

Oh, 2004, Matt and Michael Vick was unstoppable. Yeah, 99 and 2000. They win 11 and 1 both years. Tough, tough break for Virginia Tech for the Hokies. And then people forget that JMU beat them in Blacksburg. Oh, they lost in Florida State, didn't they? Yeah. Sugar Bowl.

I remember that because Peter Ward got off, the godfather of the Dead Lake. Well, for my generation anyway. Yeah, the deadleg. Walk us through the steps to doing a proper deadleg on somebody, Aaron. Those that don't know, I think who made it really, I think Peter Warwick was like the first in my generation. And then, for my generation. But before that, Barry Sanders, that wasn't his go-to, but he did it a lot.

And maybe before that, the only one I ever really saw was Gail Sairs. Gail Sairs was nice at it as well. But the dead leg is basically, it's like you trick somebody into thinking you're going one way. And so you put all of your force into going a certain direction. And then you straighten your leg and divert all that energy going the other way. You know who explained it brilliantly? I had a podcast with Neil DeGrasse Tyson on his platform. He was saying that like it's really hard to do that like in the world of physics.

Like the fact that you do that is a wild thing. but um so basically i mean it's it was really innate honestly and when you when you do it and you get away with it it's one of the most satisfying feelings ever when somebody's coming right at you and you just hit them with it and then they go right past you it's just it's just a gorgeous feeling the way the way the way booker describes is like you give them the leg then you take it away so you i guess it's not necessarily a leg that you're giving them you're just giving the illusion that you're going one way and so it's more so that because a lot of defense is you're have to anticipate where the offense is going to be. And so in the split decision time,

it's hard to calculate that abrupt movement. What's the best move you ever put on somebody? Good question. Thank you. I was a really, like a moves guy. My dead legs were kind of known in the league, though. I think probably the one that was the toughest. Yeah, Yeah, that's probably tough. I think 2012, we were playing the Bengals in the playoffs. We played them two years back to back. So it's not 11. It was 2012. And I hit Ray Maluga with it. Oh, it was mean. And then you just go sailing past you tackling air. Yeah. That's got to be a good feeling. Yeah, it's really dope. There was another highlight of you that went viral like a week ago, Aaron. And I had seen this, but I forgot about it. When you asked that referee for

his hat. It went viral? Yeah. You made friends with him. You said, Mr. Referee. And then he went over to the sidelines and you were like, can I, can I have your hat? And he was like, you know, no, no one's ever asked me that. Yeah. Yeah, I'll get you the hat. So did you get the hat? Yeah. Do you still have it? He gave it to. No, I actually lost a lot of my old memorabilia in like shit that I had from college and pros and a lot of that shit. Because I put it all in my garage because it's not my shit. One, the hat didn't fit. So I couldn't really rock it or else I would actually rock it. But I had it stored and there was a hurricane and I was standing in a part of Houston that got super flooded.

So my house was like five feet underwater, like almost the entire first floor. So I lost a lot of the shit that I had in the flood. I thought it was so sweet that you like went up to me like, Mr. Ref? Like like and you had the Texans logo on the side of your head. That was sick. Yeah, that was. I made that popping in the city that was a dope moment

also I didn't realize this because I watched that video and were you like the king of jersey swaps in your era? Is that what you were known for? Not known for obviously but

I would do it like a lot of cats weren't doing it back then a lot or they would do it like maybe once or twice but I made it a point to like swap with every single player like if there was a killer on the other side of team like i need i need i need that because i was just like i don't know i that's like probably the only thing i i i revered was like you get to play against cats that you're a fan of like and i played against a lot of cats that i love to

watch and so it was just one of those things that was like when i asked i remember the first one of the first ones i asked i think was ray lewis um and he was a he was more he's like that's this to it And so I had forgot about all of those. Oh, we talked about it, but I forgot about all those shit was in a, in a bag in my closet. Did you have to pay for your jersey when you give it away? Every time. And how much is that? 1700.

Holy shit. We're just one jersey? That's crazy. Now why was it 1700? That's how much it cost it. Well, that's how much they taxed. I don't know how much it actually cost the the ball club to actually get the jersey made and the stitching and the name and all of that stuff.

I don't know if that's what actually cost them, but that's what they charged me. I can promise you it wasn't $1,700 to make that jersey. They were making money off you. Of course not. Of course not. Maybe they were thinking like if they didn't want to incentivize. Yeah, they don't want, I don't think they wanted to incentivize people swapping jerse.

They didn't like it. Like I remember I swapped with my dude Gerard Mayo who played for the Patriots. And this was like the Tom Brady era Patriots. And before the game, I was like, yo, let's swap. He was like, oh, man, I don't know. man don't really like that i was like bro what the fuck bro you grown-ass man get your jersey dog's like man i know bob craft and i was like man fuck bob craft get your fucking jersey dog grow up he's like all right all i'm kidding so you were paying like you made do it

he had to do it all secret of his shit it's like ridiculous what you're paying like 30 grand a year in jerseys something like that that's crazy uh what were your favorite jerseys so if you go back and you look at the history of jerseys in the NFL like i remember before it was Nike. It was Reebok for a while, right? Crashed. Oh, they were awful. You didn't like those? They were the worst. So you played in Reeboks and in Nike's, right? Yeah, yeah. What was the difference? Material was lighter. It was more fitted. So the Reebok jerseys felt like,

and they looked good, but as far as like the feel, they just felt like you just swap, you put a shirt over your shoulder pads. The Nike Jones was actually fitted in the material It was very, I think when you, what is the word for when like water kind of repels off of it? Like wicking? I don't know if that's the word, but if it is, then that's it. Like moisture wicking, like repels it. Yeah. And so it felt it, it felt like it didn't get heavy.

So if you sweat, it stayed in it in the Reebok jersey. But for the Nike jersey, I mean, of course, it stayed in a little bit, but a lot of it rolled off. And also the pants, oh my God, the pants are so much more fitting and they're so much more loose and you can actually open up more in them. And what I really fucking hate is that as soon as I left the league, they let these cats start hiking their knee pads up to where you can have the pants above the kneecap where when I was in the league, you had to cover your knee and that shit was so restricting. So I was a player that had a long stride. and so if you have a long stride a lot of that the gear that you wear is restricting and so they don't they don't make them do it anymore so that shit would have changed my game a thousand percent and there were um before it was Reebok it was like a wide variety so each team could have their own jersey suppliers so um going back to like the the 90s and 2000s some teams had puma jerseys logo athletic jerseys i've never heard of that russell athletic jerseys Wilson jerseys and starter jerseys

the Ravens wore starters from 97 to 98 it was all over the play if you look at like old school some of them look like absolute trash I remember when Nike took over the contract it was they started to put like you know how the saints have that weird almost like vampire collar

there's a fly wire that's what they called it the flywire technology I wonder what that does because some teams have and some teams don't I think no they all do they all have it it's just they're colored differently well remember so but there were there were some that specifically had I think they've all I know what you're talking about they all have they all have them really are you they all had it I don't know if that now I haven't I think they've gotten rid of it now but they all we all had it yeah we everybody

had it there was just like like some stopped and it looked like it you know it's like a collar or whatever like but they all had it at one point um but they were all just colored differently like ours was all blue like some people stopped some people was black people was all white like it just depends but it was all there yeah those looked mostly terrible um just a heads up i'm gonna have to jump out for a little bit at like 315 or so because i have to go play this video game then i'll be right back they've got me doing they got me and billy teaming up to be on a video game team today in a competition so That's right. How did you all suspend Billy? He's still doing shit. Well, he's, he's not suspended from everything. He's suspended from this show and from part of my take. He's, he's free to continue doing his job. We don't, because it would be kind of a vacation for Billy if we just suspend him from work for a while. So he still has to, he still has to work and show up to the office and do stuff. And like work is, that's relative because like today his job is to show up and play video games. So he can do that. But yeah, we're just, we're taking him off.

the show for a little bit. I think he's been working hard though. He has been working hard. He's been helping with the Discord and all that kind of stuff. Yeah, so what's the state of the Discord right now? Disarray. Really? Yeah. Well, I mean, it's going great. It's cool. It's just you got

some, you got some racists in there, you got some trolls, you got some horny dudes, shit like that. But I think of the majority of people, they're cool, man. Yeah. It's just the bad ones are the loudest, you know what I mean? Yep. And no, it's going well, but the only thing is, is the hardest part for me is that I've never used Discord before, like this. So with like Instagram and TikTok and Twitter, like I've used all of those for years. This is like I'm jumping in with both feet, just trying to figure it out as I go.

And then people ask me if they can be mods and I still don't really know what that means. Slash, I don't know if I can trust them, which sounds way more serious than it is. But like, I don't know what it takes to be a mod. Do I have to interview these people? like i don't know but um it's good people i really it's the one channel area that's bad that's crazy town usa yeah uh the majority are cool like there was this one dude that was like posting the ball picks i kicked him uh he can come back in but if he starts doing again i'm a banning i mean you can always set up another account but it's just don't be just don't be a dork right

don't be a horny little dweet like grow up you feel me grow up you know what we should do giving me an answer on this is we should have the like what's the beef section of it and we invite somebody in and then you can like air out their grievances with anybody on the pot wait i think that'd be a dope errin you're gone on wednesday we're going to start doing that after we come back from break oh well shit nobody thanks for telling me god damn it sorry or avery made that executive decision but yeah but um yeah no the discord's fun and people have really good ideas on there like it's cool getting a different perspective from people on like what they're like about the show but everyone a couple people hit me for mods um but uh i think you just like

do a trial and everything like if they're if they end up doing their job then that's what's up if not then you kick them as well i gave that as their responsibility to billy i said if you want to help me out while you're suspended get some mods in the chat we'll perfect we'll go from there because i'm on discord pretty much every day yeah it's just a lot to keep up with Like there's so many things happening all at once. I think it's because you don't, you're just not used to it. Yeah, that's also true. Yeah.

There's a story that was going viral today. I think it would first got ridden a couple years ago, but I think it got updated recently about Martin Screlli getting out of prison. Is it about the wife? About the woman, yeah. That is Crazy Town, USA. It is crazy. So Screlly, the farmer bro, went to prison for, I,

forget what the exact charge was some sort of fraud, I'm sure. One of the first guests on pardon my take. He was, that's right. Yeah, we started a band with him. Were you on, was he on part of my take when he was in prison? Right before he went to prison. So was he, like, already charged and? Everyone already hated him.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Conspiracy to commit securities fraud. There we go. There we go. Yeah, we had him on and he was talking about he was, I think, under house arrest at the time. So all he was doing was just like streaming on Twitch and going on other people's

podcast. How long had the show been going at that point? Not long. Maybe a month or two? Oh my God. Yeah, a month or two. Very early on. And so we talked to him for a while and then he went to prison and as he was in prison, he was interviewed by a woman from, I think, Bloomberg. And she gradually fell in love with him. She was engaged or was she actually married? She was married in with a dog. Yeah, she was married with a dog. And her name's Christy Smith. And so she was doing like a book about him. She was doing articles about him. And she eventually just fell in love with the guy, left her husband because she became obsessed with him. Yeah, that's the weird part is that, so she was on book leave from Bloomberg to write a book about him. And then she was like,

this guy ain't so bad. So you can get that if you work at Bloomberg book leave? I guess. That's what it said. It said she was on book leave, extended book leave, which I guess if you work in a publishing company like that, like a ton of those people write books. And it was like, I think she had probably been writing about him for Bloomberg and then they were like here take this break get all of the information you can about him yeah and then write a book about it and then I'm sure they got you know some kind of it or whatever but yeah then she's like he's not that bad after all I'm sure if you're in prison you're you're thinking differently than someone who's not in prison would be but is it not a bit of a red flag that this woman will

just leave her husband at the drop of a hat to go be with someone else like you're X brother. Love is love, bro. No, it's him. Like, he thinks like he's so charming. I know until she finds the next one that she's writing a book about. It's funny because like Schrelli made the right call in this. He was like, no, I'm not interested because that's where this all kind of led to. She kind of told him how she felt about him. And his answer was like, oh, that's interesting. And he turned her down. Imagine getting turned down by Martin Screlly. Wait, but I want to get your tape on this. Are they? They finally, they ended up together? I want to get you

I believe so I was going to talk to big tea I want to get his take on why he's in there so he's known as pharma bro after buying rights to Deriprim an anti-parasitic drug used to treat an infection that occurs in some

AIDS malaria and cancer patients he raised the price from $13.50 cents to $750 a pill he defended the decision as part of capitalism saying that insurance companies and other health care programs would cover the cost those who need the medication what do you feel about this man well it's price gouging which is a crime

it's good business though so that's why he went to jail well we have laws against things that might be good business not all price gouging not all but we don't have unfettered capitalism like what he did was illegal okay so so in the confide so like so for instance since um like what the oil companies are doing now you're you're not in favor of that no price gouging is subjective too so now i'm also not a fan of some of the restrictions that are placed on them to the point that what they are doing could be alleviated if we would do some things about it but like well it's our fault there no no no no but there are things that our government could allow them to do on u.s. soil that would alleviate some of the

prices you see right now. Cracking? Not even that. Like, they're, I don't want to, I don't want to speak on it entirely because I, I don't know all of it, but there's something about federal lands that they were doing and now they're not allowed to under Biden that had something to do with it. But I'm not entirely read up on that, but there are, there are things that the federal government could be doing right now that would lead to lower gas prices.

such as I just told you we didn't well I don't know all of it but it was something about Biden enacted something on federal lands where they're not allowed to drill well how do you have that

how do you have that opinion and you don't know all of it well I don't know the exact specifics of the story you said there's something the federal government could be doing and I said I don't know it's something about drilling

on federal lands that they were doing Biden enacted something saying they can't do it anymore, so they have less access to some of the reserves that they had. Oh, okay. Like opening up drilling on protected federal land is one thing. Also, fracking. Fracking has been kind of like taken off the plate. Like a, it's, it was a very, very big thing like 10, 15 years ago. Now it's commonly accepted that like, like, fracking noes bueno all you have to do is show one video somebody lighting their faucet on fire with tap water and people are like wait not necessarily for me I still don't really know what fracking is to be honest so they they inject water down through

rocks so they they like drill into the earth and then they they force pressurized water into these cracks which breaks open and allows you access to deposits of natural gas is my understanding but it also since there's like water you used in it and you're creating new fractures, it creates new places for the gas and toxic chemicals to start entering those areas. And they can leak into other areas if it's not like meticulously planned out, which it frequently is not. Okay.

So then it can get into like tap water, ground water. Oh, got it, got it, got it. And then it's an issue. Okay. Got it, got, got, got it. Wait, so why would anyone be for that? Because you can access, it's an easy, cheap,ish way to access natural gas. Got it.

So, but back to Screlly real quick, I think it's just the bad boy image. Like, women out there, I'm not painting women with a broad brush. Sorry, I shouldn't say broad. Wide brush. With a, yeah, with a wide brush. But I feel like there's something about a guy that's in jail that certain types of women get very attracted to. Yeah, don't paint, don't paint that with, or not everyone. Not everyone.

But there will always be like, if somebody gets arrested for being a serial killer, there will be... Ted Bundy. Lots of women that write him letters and want to marry that person. Do you remember T.J. Lane had a huge influx of that school shooter, had like a huge influx of girls that were like bad boy. Like, baby, he killed like 10 kids. The dude, um, Jekar that bombed the Boston Marathon. Oh, yeah. There were a lot of people online that got obsessed with him.

Yeah. I think it's not like, yeah, it's an obsession. and it's like, I don't even know what the word is. It's like a, it's just a weird. It's like cake, isn't it, kind of? It's like cake. Pink. Oh, yeah, I was going to say cake.

That too. In general, in this society, we just, we just fetishize anything that is, like, popular. Mm-hmm. Just pop, any pop culture, anything. Like, people just fall in love with it. It's like, so why, like, I don't have any friends that follow. the shade room or DMZ because it's like you guys are like

cancer to in my opinion it's just like you just feed off of blood it's just it's just great and that's what our society is built on you know like as soon as everybody stops watching that shit the demand will go away and all those fucking people will go away but y'all watching that shit it's gross

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So I see Billy's been gone for a few episodes now, so we can all only assume that he's locked up right now in Guantanamo Bay. So my question is, how do you guys think that he would try to escape slash how would you personally think he would escape? Thanks, guys, love the pod. Hmm. How would Billy escape Guantanamo Bay? That's a good question. Uh, well, they just let people out now? Like you can just go. Yeah, pretty much. No, that was what Obama said he was going to do. He said he was going to close down Gitmo. It's still going.

Still going. Still going. Kind of. Still going. I think Billy would just get, his body would rebel against itself because he would be put on like the halal diet. And I don't think that he would get, I don't think they'd get that much meat there. So Billy's body would just start consuming itself. Yeah. And then he could just slide through the, through the bars of the door. or he no what billy would do he would definitely get his hands on like some of the fatigues and then just pretend he was a soldier and then he was one of the guards i was gonna say he'd try to just like befriend a guard to the point like hey like hey man are you on are you on creotene right now like what's your regimen and then like he'd just become like good pals with that guy to the point that that that guy could hopefully help him spring him yeah you'd be like what kind of gun do you care you ever

killed anybody like he would talk like he wasn't in prison yeah like he was just one of their pals. Yeah, he would eventually become such good friends with one of the guard, one of the dumber guards. Yeah. That they would just kind of let him out. Yeah. Or he would treat it like a Stanford prison experiment and then like mind, mind play, the dumb

guard and then be like, wait, aren't you the one that's, aren't you really behind bars when you think about it? Or, or Billy would, uh, he would like become a guard while he was imprisoned. So he would like deputize himself and he would like tell all the other prisoners. what to do and he'd kind of become like their guy on the inside and then he'd think that they were going to let him out but they'd just secretly be using him the entire time yeah billy the best way billy would get out he would be killed by another inmate and then he'd get out probably i don't know if he would get i think they would kind of like him i think they'd kind of treat him

like a puppy yeah until he pisses and shits everywhere well yeah he would he would he would like he would ingratiate himself to the other prisoners maybe and then they would all turn on them because it'd be like, God damn, I can't stand talking to this guy. Like you think they would just get so annoyed with him? Yeah. I could also see Billy like getting his hands on the Quran and being like immediately converted. Like Billy tends to go with whatever the last conversation he had was. And so if Billy, if you just gave him any sort of holy scripture, who'd be like, loki, like this does make more sense. He's seen some TikToks about Islam. Yeah. He would get in on prison TikTok. Yes, he would. He would be big. Billy would

actually like it doesn't matter what religion it was if you just got them if you showed them four tictox from either like christianity uh whatever the westboro baptist church is whatever that denomination is i think it's just that it's just the westboro baptist church if they had if they had a fire ticot game billy would get radicalized like did you guys see this trend they're doing right now yeah he really he could convert to judaism he could convert to buddism i think billy could like convince himself that he achieved nirvana when he was just like really tired one day or high yeah that would like make sense to him he would read about nirvani be like that's i've experienced that he's like this is what i've been waiting to find yeah like i knew i've been doing something

yeah it's like when when you go search on webmd for whatever your symptoms are at the present state you're like oh my god i've got cancer you know like billy would see a tic talk about achieving enlightenment he'd be like that's what i've been experiencing buddha he would yeah he'd be like i've been i've been totally enlightened for like the last four years like since i graduated from college. No, that's what Billy. Billy would think he's a god. He would think he's a prophet.

He'd go bring him young on our asses. Yeah. Oh, you could easily talk Billy into believing he was a prophet. All you'd have to do, because Billy thinks that everything that he's experienced in life is he thinks he's, he thinks he's the main character in the world. And to Billy's credit, like he has a pretty charmed life. He's experienced things that a lot of people's age would never think that they'd be able to experience.

Look, he gives main character energy. But with him, it's like if he, if he like met George Kittle and George Kittle was like, oh, Billy, I love you. Billy would be like, holy shit, I'm the chosen one. Like this sweet dude thinks that I'm also sweet. That's nirvana. I'm fucking Buddha. Actually, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to talk to Kittle and the first time he meets Billy football, I'm going to have him tell Billy that like, yo, I think that you're like a god.

And we'll see if we can trick Billy into believing he's God. No, you should tell him to say, like, that Kittle studied his tape or something. Yeah. And, like, modeled part of it. I guess it doesn't really work because he played quarterback, but, like, just something about... He switched to wide receiver in college. Oh, did he? Yeah.

Okay. So, like, Kittle looked at some of his tape and, like, modeled a move after him or something. Yeah, there's something that he does in a game. He calls it to Billy. Yeah. Yeah, I like that. Oh, my God. He'll never listen to the show.

No. For sure. What could we do to make Billy cry, like, out of pure joy, like, something like that? like that would get up there do you think so yeah i think yeah somebody like that being like yo i think that you're cool feel they'd be like i'm god like no he i'm the i can't believe that like one of my heroes thinks that i'm his hero yeah good question though that is a good question okay next one hey guys it's luke from grand rapids michigan i've been watching bars to a lot recently and just wanted to ask if you guys could pick any

worker to work with you guys uh who would you want any celebrity i was thinking like snoop dog would be pretty cool to chat it up with or maybe a historical figure like machiavelli or maybe someone who you guys have already chatted with you know you have good chemistry with like john taffert anyway thanks for answering my question stay handsome mad dog arian stay gorgeous big tea sexy you already know have a good day thank you okay i've got two answers for this one present day i think bill walton could take a seat on this podcast especially this and seamlessly fit in it would just become his show though yeah it become the bill show but he's naturally like he's always in a state of macrodosing um my historical figure would be shah jhan

shah jahan i forget how you say it he's the guy the ruler of india that built the tajmahal maybe the world's biggest simp of all time yeah that's a big simp move so he was so sprung over his wife that he built the Taj Mahal for her as a present. And I think they both died before it was finished. But huge simp move. I would love to have his energy on the show because he seems like a guy that gets very passionate and super into things. And I just want to like a glimpse inside of his mind. Like what was your rationale for building this gigantic structure? Like were you trying to get laid? I don't know. Before he mentioned it, I was actually thinking John Taffert, because we did have a good conversation with him, but also he just really piss us off Aryan.

Which I enjoyed. But also, Arian was, like, a big fan of him, too. Yeah. Yeah. Like, Aryan just saw his... Yeah, and there are probably some better people we could pick to piss off Arian, Ben Shapiro. Oh, my God, that'd be so good. I suggest that you check your vagina if it's lubricating that much because, frankly, it's medically impossible for a woman to have a wet-ass pussy.

If you look at the etymology of the phrase wet-ass pussy, the ass and the pussy are two different structures on a female anatomy. So how could your pussy have a wet ass? it doesn't make sense. There's no ass of a pussy. There's only a pussy of a pussy. That's Ben Shapiro. Thank you for joining. Is that pretty good?

That was pretty good. I didn't know you could do it. It's really not that difficult. That's got to be like the clip we put out first thing. Oh, I'm crying. He would. I would actually love to hear Aryan and Ben Shapiro like have a conversation with each other. I would.

I think it would devolve rather quickly. But I would love that. I think it would be good. What are the odds he'd ever come on this show? I bet he enjoys Barstool. I, you know. Well, parts of it probably, I don't know. Probably like.

A lot of conservators really turned on Dave after that video. But I mean, it goes to what Dave has been saying for years, which is like, I don't know why these people. People on both sides, they hate him when he disagrees and they love him and they welcome with open arms when he seems like he's on their team. The reality is Dave is on. Dave's team. Dave, just like he thinks what he thinks and he says what he thinks. And so when he's not agreeing with you, people are like, oh, this guy sucks because he's so confident in his opinions. And then when he does agree with you, you're like, oh, this is our new poster boy. Like, we've got this guy on her side. But Dave's never going to be loyal to to a political party.

Either political party. And I actually thought that the way Dave put it in his video made a lot of sense, which was him saying that, like, you know, both sides are bad in their unique ways and liberals are just annoying as fuck to him, but he can't vote for conservatives because their policies strongly oppose what his policies would be. So he, like, hates liberals. And then he's like, oh, but conservatives can be dangerous. I think a lot of the country feels that way. Like, I get extremely annoyed with with libs online sometimes like i i went on that ran about the occupied democrats account which by the way they've been on a heater recently really it's just like retweet if you agree that clearance thomas should be disbarred from practicing law ever retweet please retweet they're

only in it for themselves right they're just being annoying and they don't give a shit about anything they just think that like you know they're a careerist they're looking out for them for themselves and that's it the sooner people realize that about like everybody online like anybody that's famous for having political opinions they're just everything they say for the most part is just to grow their own brand and that's it yeah so i guess my answer is is ben Shapiro to piss off arian that would actually be so funny i think it would piss off coli more than it would piss off arian i think aryan would like the conversations you would have because he would like fuck around with that's actually true and aryan would be like oh field day on ben shapiro i'm gonna

just like i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna light him up coley would just want to like to like punch him in the face yeah coley would definitely want to punch me i think i want to punch me the face i hate oh god he's so weird can you do your bench birex no no i think i think i'm i think i'm i think i'm done when billy does his russian accent i'll do yeah yeah um i don't specifically for this podcast like if we wanted someone for only macrodosing um i mean we've talked about hasan piker i think he would be good on here but i also feel like we need not we we don't need anyone else but like another conservative voice would be interesting but i tvh i don't know a ton of i mean Tucker carlson would just be like insane uh i i think Tucker carlson would be

a bad fit on this show yeah but like just to kind of be like what the fuck or i think i mean just now i'm thinking like but i don't want these people to host but like nick adams just want to see what he's up yeah i do want to see nick yeah i want to see him i want to see him in person like watch his brain work. Yeah. But I'm trying to think of, like, who would actually have chemistry with us? Hassan will come on the show, by the way. Yeah.

Yeah, we just need to, like, get him on here. It was funny. I ran into former Barstall employee Ellie Schnitt the other day. Shut up. I was walking down the street. I was going to the gym. No big deal. I was on my way to the gym to work out to lift weights at the gym.

And ran into her on the street, said hi, had a nice little conversation. She said, oh, I heard Hassan Pike are talking about you guys on a stream the other day. because we keep you know what this is like just a recurring thing that's going to happen we'll keep saying we're going to have him on it's the science fair and he'll keep saying it is it's science fair all over again we do this with a lot of things we do we just talk about doing stuff we just did the constitution one we will do that one we should do that one this summer we should just do that this Wednesday we should do that this summer but so she was saying that he was talking about coming on our show we've said like he's going to come on he said that he's going to come on the show on his own streams and And Ellie was like, can you just tell him that I say hi when you see him? I think she's got, I think she's got a thing for Hassan. Oh, sick. Yeah. I think he would be good in here.

Oh, he'd be great. Have you met him before? Never met him in person. But you've, like, talked online. Yeah, we've had discourse. Oh, okay. There's been discourse. Okay.

Yeah, but I don't know who else could like. He actually goes to me. I was deeming with him about coming on the show. And then we were talking about like setting up times. We got down to like the real nitty gritty. I sent him my phone number. and then totally curved me. That's tough.

So he's got my phone number. Didn't do anything with it yet. Yikes. Yeah. Big yikes. How long ago was that? Like a month? Oh.

Dave. Dave Portnoy has my phone number and I have texted him before. But anytime he needs to contact me, he always just DMs me on Twitter. So now I feel like I should DM him on Twitter. So he has my phone number and has contact me on it before, but never uses it. That's his love language. Yeah. It's through DMs.

Yeah. Yeah. There are certain people that you have those relationships with, like, oh, we DM on Instagram or we DM on Twitter and then certain people are text people. Yeah, I get that. Like Frank, me and Frank the tank, we just, we go through the DMs. Really? Yeah. That's how we, that's how we converse.

I think he does that with a lot of people. I saw someone else showed me a DM conversation that with Frank the other day that was very funny. Yeah? I think I have a screenshot of it. I'll show it to you. but I think Frank would be good on here. I mean, he works here already. Yeah, Frank would be great.

We've had him on the show, though. Right. But if he was just like a permanent. I don't know. He would just, I mean, he would put, he would take teed off to a different level. Oh, my God. Well, we also couldn't record during Mets games.

Or maybe exclusively. That should be a podcast. Just Frank watches a Mets game. And he can watch it like a couple hours later and just listen along with Frank's commentary. He'd be like, great game last night. uh frank was deeming me about how he got hacked and how the uh message that he sent me was a link to a scam and then i started fucking with a hacker and i had to say no i already signed it i hope that helps

and then i asked him to send it again and the guy the the hacker sent the fake link and said wait it's saying i need a four digit code they emailed you can you just put it in here and then i send him a link to meat spin so i i tried to reverse hack the hacker did it work i don't know did he goes due to no he's been going back and forth i asked him to come on the science fair i said do you think you'll be in the office on monday he said no could be doing something in houston too another sunday conversation i said okay let me know if that changes he says okay yeah it's been a real adventure so frank's i mean we all knew that frank was an adventure guy i mean if you look at him he screams I'm going on an adventure.

Yeah. We have any more voicemails? Yep. Hello, cruel. This is Benjamin from Russia. And I'm wondering, if you could fuck Mary Kill, Jet Bezos, Elon Musk, and Bill Gates. What would you choose?

Goodbye. I think you have to do it. Okay, fuck, Mary, Kill, Elon. Bezos, Bill Gates. So. What do we think the demographic of that caller was? Was that a 14-year-old boy or was that a 20-year-old girl? I might be thinking they're older than that.

I think that kid was like 11 or 12. It could also be a woman. No, I think he was a boy. It was not a woman. Okay, Big T, I'm going to let you handle this. It was definitely a boy, not a man. I don't have sex with men, so, but I would kill Bill Gates. with joy in my heart and a twinkle in my eye as he perished.

And I guess for the sake of this game, I would marry Elon, I guess, because I don't know. I think they're both incredibly weird, bad people. but Elon I feel like Elon you can have a more interesting conversation with than Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos just does that weird laugh

Yeah the robot laugh I don't even know how to do it So you would fuck Bezos and you'd marry Elon Once and be done with it I guess Yeah And then you could I guess yeah Bill Gates the only Bill Gates dead

I would want to marry all three and then get divorced from all three and then get all their money. Not sign of pre-nup. No pre-nup for me. Sorry, you want this ass? You're going to have to put your name on the dotted line. You have to have sex with one of them too.

So, okay. I think Big T is right. I would kill Bill Gates. The whole Epstein thing is concerning to me. I would off him. Then I would, I don't know, Bezos seems like he's smooth. Like physically.

smooth like not a hair on his body like a porpoise yeah yeah exactly no hair on his body like a dolphin um probably marry yeah I think I would marry Elon and then kill kill Bezos kill Bezos excuse me uh fuck Bezos okay I'm going different I Elon creeps me out the most so I'm killing him and then I'm fucking Bezos and marrying Gates Not based on any morals or anything Gates is probably going to die the soonest That's good Hey

Can he still go on his vacation Once a year with his high school girlfriend Fine Miami What if you could you That is him right? Yeah could you marry Bill Gates And then just feed him a bunch of junk food And hopefully his ticker gives out

He's how old mid-60s I was to say he's not like that I mean Yeah but he just gives off sick vibes See I think he gives off healthier vibes You think I think he's got another 20. Are we compared to like the three of them?

Yeah, but. So Elon probably has good weed. Yeah, but I don't smoke. Bezos has good HGH. I think Bill's got something up in his sleeve too, though. I also think that Elon, if you married him, he would, he's definitely a guy that isn't to biohacking. So he's probably searching for the limitless pill.

So if he ever gets his hands on like the real good stuff, like the crazy drugs that will make your brain. operate more efficiently. Right. He's going to be probably the first person to have that drug. Yeah. So I feel like he'd be an asset to have as a spouse. I also, I also, I mean, I, I know that all of them are questionable, like, morally, but

Bill's done a lot with, like, clean water initiatives. Yeah. I guess. No, yeah. And, like, the, I mean, I mean. And malaria. Yeah. He's definitely saved a lot of lives.

Yeah. And I, and I don't see a lot of. charitable initiatives coming from the either from the other two Elon just for the simple fact that I would get to move back to Austin that's a good one too yeah and you'd get a good like a great Tesla that's true the other two like Seattle roots I don't I would not want to move to Seattle well is oh yeah Amazon from Seattle bill Gates from Seattle that's yeah I would not want to move there I'd be happy to visit Bezos, I'll go to his place for the fuck sash. I honestly think, though, if I were to, if, like, if genuinely, if I, a 23-year-old girl

were to marry either of them, or any of them, I wouldn't have to live with them. Right. Like, I could, I'm just a contractual obligation. You'd have your own, like, guest house, and the guest house would also be a mansion. Right. Yeah. So I don't think, like, I really don't think there would be a lot in it from, like, like, a commitment for me.

I would just have to kind of be a figure. I would be a figurehead, right? It's actually shocking how, like, unimpressive all three of them are as human beings. Like, if you were to hang, would you consider any of them to be a good hang? None of them are, like, very charismatic. Yeah, they're, they're... I guess Elon kind of, but, like, I don't consider him character now. But they're all just weird.

They're just weirdos. Yeah. Yeah, like, I saw a TikTok, but of some, like an interview of someone talking about, um, CEOs and how she's always wildly unimpressed by like Fortune 100 CEOs because they're just so like weird and uncomfortable to be around. She's like these are that's him like that's it. Yeah. Now with with Elon at least there's a possibility if you marry him you get a threesome at some point with Amber Heard or didn't he have a threesome with Amber Heard? I think I heard something I think yeah. Yeah. So there might be some opportunities to to stray outside the marriage with

woman that's contractually allowed so that would be nice that's more fun for you guys that's something you look for well i mean i would i would rather if you put a gun to my head have sex with a woman i would rather be in a marriage with a man that allowed me to have sex with women occasionally okay i guess it's true if you're looking at it from that that that you are with a man i i i would take that that's the lesser of two evils yeah like i don't i don't have to worry about that part right yeah well i mean and they're, I mean, if they're all significantly older than me, like, I'm going to outlive all of them. Oh, I disagree with you on that one.

Oh, you think. Elon's going to have the pill. Yeah. Like, that goes back to him having the best drugs. Well, he may already have it. He also might be biohacking to the point where it's becoming detrimental to his lifespan. He's just, like, experimenting on himself. He's the guinea pig.

Yeah, he takes, allegedly, a lot of Adderall, a lot of Xanax. So who knows? He's like the wolf of Wall Street of Austin, Texas. Kind of. The Wolf of Rainy Street. Yeah. Is that a street in Austin? It is a street, yeah.

Yeah. Creeps me out. His skin creeps me out, too. Oh, bad skin? Not even bad, just like a little bit too personal, any. Like, it looks a little bit too fake for me. He needs to start jerking off more. Yeah.

Get some of those pimples going. And I don't want to take care of the baby. I don't want to take care of ash. Okay. I'd say E12, whatever. All right. One more? Yep.

Up macro dosing. This is Kevin from Chicago. big fan of the show. I'm just got a question for you guys. I was wondering how many adults with full mental capacity do not know that COVID had ever existed. I've heard

wild ranges to this question from under 1,000 to over a million. So just wanted to get your guys take on it. Stay handsome, stay gorgeous. Love you guys. That's a good question. Full mental capacity. Got to go with like everybody.

on the Sentinel Islands. Isn't that like 30 people? Yeah, but all of them. Okay. Every last one. I'm going to say probably over a million. Where? Where?

Well, the entire continent of Africa didn't really experience COVID like we did. But they probably know it exists. Yeah, but it wasn't a thing that's front and center. So I would imagine that like, how many people do you think live inside the continent of Africa right now? I would imagine that it's probably a couple billion? Yeah, a couple billion. So out of that group, having, like, 5%? No way to 5% would be, 100s of millions.

Yeah, so. No way do 5% of people in Africa and not know what COVID is. I think that there's a lot of people there because it wasn't a big thing. How many people? But they have the news. Right. But it's not like. I think this is a slightly problematic take from you, to be honest.

1.2.16 billion people live in Africa. And you think 5% don't know about COVID. Even if it's just 1% That's still, that's 1.216 million. Am I off with my estimations here? Yeah, there's a thousand millions, not 100 millions. Yeah. So shit, yeah, easily.

I think I'm 100% right about this. I think that over a million people in the world don't know about COVID. Do you think there's a single person in America with full mental capacity that doesn't know about COVID? Full mental capacity, probably not. not an adult um maybe some people off the grid but like who's off the who's that off the grid yeah I don't think that's a thing anymore there might be some people up in Idaho like a handful but you'd go to the the store in town and like you would know I think that's a better question than guessing a number is there anyone in America who doesn't I think that there's probably a handful of people

who are truly off the grid. And by that, I mean, they just, they have land, might not have television, hunt for all their meals. They don't go to town, don't go to the market. I think there are a handful of people that do that. Like, when you mean them a handful, do you mean like a couple thousand or like a genuine, like dozen people? Like a dozen, like, I don't know, a hundred or so.

I guess. A hundred or less. I just don't know how you get that off the grid. I don't see how you could be so, yeah, anymore. be that like not have a bank account not like if you have a bank account then you either go to a bank every so often you would find out because people would be wearing masks or you would have it on your phone and if you have a phone you would know yeah so in order for these people to not know you're saying they don't have a bank account they don't like totally self-sufficient off the grocery

store they don't do anything yeah they've got like a garden talk to other people yeah they've got a garden they have no family they go hunting i think there's definitely there's probably and in the past two and a half years they haven't seen civilization yeah i think it's possible i really don't think so if you're if you're if you're right it's it's less than 50 or like less than 100 people oh absolutely but i'm i'm not sure there's one what about in america what about cult members that don't know that they're in a cult are they well if they don't know they're in a cult then they should still be functioning in like society to some degree. But if they're just like raised in a compound and they're not, they're told not under no

circumstances, leave the compound. You can't get news from anywhere else. You just pay attention to the leader. I feel like that's probably maybe a dozen people, 24 people maybe in the United States that are that under the control. Like my, my brain is telling me there has to be one somewhere and yet simultaneously I just, I can't imagine it. Because it's gone on for longer.

The number of things you would have to, like, do slash not do are so great that it's just, it's unfathomable. Mm-hmm. But maybe there is. I'm looking up the stats right now for the most off-the-grid people. Like, what states have the most off-the-grid people? It's like the Appalachia probably. No, that's like out west. Number one is California.

What? That's probably just, like, sheer land size. now this might this might not be a good source that I'm using because I think they're taking into account like the states that have the most frequent use of the hashtag off grid living which which just completely defeats the entire premise of being off the grid if they're posting this on social media when COVID started who were like I'm moving to Texas hashtag off grid living yeah I'm moving out of my condo yeah I'm buying a house off the grid I would guess, though, like legit, what you're talking about? Like Montana, Idaho. Montana, Idaho feels like the right answer for that. Maybe Hawaii and Alaska up there, too. Doesn't Ted Turner own like two-thirds of Montana?

Billionaires. A lot of really rich people own Montana and Idaho. Well, maybe not Idaho so much, but it's like Wyoming, large portions of Wyoming are now being owned and purchased by like billionaires and especially foreign billionaires, too. So a lot of Chinese nationals owned a shitload of property in Wyoming and Montana. Ted Turner owns 114,000 acres in southwest of Bozeman, Montana. It seems like a lot. What do you do with all that?

He has like, you ever heard of Ted's Montana Grill? No. It's his restaurants. He has like bison and shit. And he has restaurants. That's Ted's? Yeah. I didn't know that was the Ted.

I do know about Montana Mike's though. That's when I'm in a commercial for. Really? I haven't heard of that one. I'm a bartender in a Montana Mike's commercial that was filmed in Austin back in 2013, I think. Yeah, not to brag. I do a pretty good job in it. I was watching one of the Preds playoff games with my girlfriend and the New Amsterdam commercial came on. And I wasn't even paying attention. I was like on my phone. She goes, is that fucking PFT? I was like, yeah.

You're like a lot. That's syndicated a lot. I know. It's always on TV. My parents still haven't seen it. They've been, like, watching hockey games just to try to see me in a commercial, and they, for whatever reason, haven't spotted me yet. What? Yeah. Uh, let's see. The biggest private land owners in America, Ted Turner owns two million acres of land. Two million?

Yeah. Stan Cranky owns one point four million acres of land. He owns the avalanche. Oh, he's the Rams, the guy who, the best owner in sports or whatever? Yeah, the best. Yeah, everyone loves... Colorado Rapids, I think. Yep, he owns Colorado Bison, I think.

The NLL team. Oh, I don't... I'm not sure, probably. Oh, Jeff Bezos is broke bitch. He only owns 420,000 acres. I just want you... Like, are you, like, hoarding that to do something with it? It seems like it. I mean, doesn't it?

Yeah. It sure does. And then, let's see, John Malone is the biggest landowner, I think. What does John Malone do? I've never heard of him He's the one that you've got to be worried about Why? The guy that owns the most

The most eagridge And you don't know his name Yeah like what are you doing I feel like I should know John Malone though I just keep expecting you to say John Malaney Let's see John Malone Is He was chief executive officer of telecommunications

Just the whole thing Yeah wait what is Is telecommunications a company? I thought it was just like a not a thing. He's now the chairman-largest voting shareholder of Liberty Media, Liberty Global, and Quirate Retail Group. What's Quirate Retail Group? Remember when we said anything with Global in the name, not good? Yeah.

This guy sounds like a super villain. He certainly does. How do we not? Malone is the largest private landowner in the United States, possessing upwards of 2.2 million acres. more than twice the size of Rhode Island. What the fuck? What is this guy up to? How old is he?

Old, 81. Oh, shit. Does he look like a supervillain? Look up a picture of him. No, which is more concerning. So he used to own 32% of the shares in News Corp, which is Fox News. Oh, super villain? Yeah, it looks like, yeah, I need to know more about this guy.

oh we need to dive deep into john malone what the heck oh and he's been married he's worth 6.9 billion that's really not that much to own two Rhode Islands how did this guy get two Rhode Islands and not a sports team I always say like if you're a billionaire and you don't own a sports team that's a big red flag yeah that is probably the coolest thing you can own oh for sure yeah more than two million acres yeah like who gives us shit For sure. He was given an imaginary award from the Colorado governor called the Citizen of the West, which is a great title to have. That's just an award where the governor is like, we got to, we got to suck this rich guy's dick for a second. What can we do? Oh, yeah, you're, you're the citizen of the West. He's been married for 50 years, 60 years. The cable cowboy is his nickname. And he gave himself that nickname. No doubt about that.

The company has three divisions reflecting the company's ownership stakes in Formula One, Sirius XM, and the Atlanta Braves. Wait, is he Liberty Media? Yeah. Oh, did you say that earlier? Yeah. Oh, I missed that. I wasn't paying attention.

Oh, so we hate this guy. Wait, really? Why? No, this guy's the woe. What's up with Liberty Media? Well, they've gotten a little bit better in recent years, but for a long time, like, I mean, the Braves went from Ted Turner, who, like, spent a shit ton of his own money trying to win.

to Liberty Media who they they view the Braves just as another like investment to them like they don't care what happens on the field it's just like build the new stadium build the shit around to have people go there go to the battery and make money yeah that's what they care about they don't care about the team you did win a world series last year correct thanks to like the greatest trade deadline of all time and granted alexanthablos did get like a little bit of extra money from them to do that and as i said they've gotten a little bit better but for many years they were dog shit owners and still aren't the best but they also uh are the only it is fascinating because since they're a publicly traded company they're the only owners in majorly

baseball who have to like show their receipts basically so when during the lockout when the owners were like we're making no money and liberty media had to show how much money they made coming off a world series and like a pretty new ballpark that uh that did a lot to dissuade you people not that anybody was like on the owner's side to begin left yeah but if they could see like oh look look what exactly they're making right here right is more sympathetic to the players yeah um but yeah i'm we're we're not they've gotten better but we are not pro liberty media i miss that when you said so is john malone like a minority owner of the braves basically the company owns the team but like if he owns that company i guess yeah well the company

owns i think the whole team he's the chairman and largest voting shareholder of liberty media then yeah he for sure i guess he is like the guy you would point to as the owner i've never heard a name i just know liberty media what a weird full circle moment that's turned into crazy i mean it's just insane that this guy owns 2.2 million acres and we didn't know he existed before 15 minutes ago yeah where do can you see where the land is i'm looking up right now as it to say like is it a lot in middle of nowhere or does he own like 2.2 million acres of land in like greater Atlanta here we go john malone property company's like out west oh really Yeah, I don't think.

They have like no ties to Atlanta, I don't think. Oh, so it really is just an investment. Well, so the top 100 landowners in the United States, they own the equivalent of New England. That's insane. That's so weird. A hundred people own New England. Minus Vermont, important distinction.

Thank God. All right, let's see. John Malone looks like he owns a ton of land in Nebraska. Wyoming Colorado He owns a lot in California too California sketches me out New Mexico

Maine, New Hampshire, Maryland Oh he's spread out Yeah And he owns 0.1 acres in Florida What's oh so like some tax thing? Probably Maryland he owns 800 acres Which is a lot in Maryland

And then in Maine and New Hampshire He owns 1.2 Two million acres. So that's where most of it is. Maine and New Hampshire. So Coley probably knows this guy. Yeah. He's like everyone's landlord.

Should we call Coley? Be like, what do you think of John Malone? I'm sure he's got opinions. Yeah. We'll have to ask Coley about that. Who should be returning to the show at some point in the next couple months. I'm going to institute a rule. No one else is allowed to have babies on this show.

Thank you. Sorry. You're just not. Fine by me. No babies. When you, this is just interest. I'd be interested to know what your guess is. What do you think Liberty Media reported in revenue per Atlanta Braves home game in 2021?

So each game, how much in revenue? See, I don't, I have no frame of reference. See, I also wouldn't know. Okay, actually, I kind of do have a frame of reference. My freshman year internship, I was, I was the finance team for minor or independent league baseball team. How much were you making? Minimum wage. How much was the team making per game?

Yeah, exactly. per game, like $3,000. I'm going to guess. And it was like a 3,000 seat thing. I'm going to guess 250,000. I'm going to guess 500. Neither y'all are close. Six million.

What? Six million? Per home game? Liberty Media's Braves group reported 568 million in revenue from baseball development. Company reported six million in baseball revenue per home game in 2021. What the fuck? I don't know if that counts. I assume it does because they own.

the battery as well, all the money that's spent out there. They're on the neighborhood around the ballpark? Yeah. That's the new business model. Yeah. So I think. So that includes that or just inside? I think it's everything.

Liberty Media reported 93 million in baseball revenue in the fourth quarter alone, which included all eight of the club's postseason games in addition to three regular season games. No freaking way. Now this site is saying it's twice the size of Delaware, not even Rhode Island. Is Delaware bigger than Rhode Island? Yeah, sure is. He owns ports. he purchased the

$290,000 acre New Mexico Bell Ranch in 2010 what is he doing with all this he's planning something let us know sound off

in the Discord if you know what John Malone's up to what do you think what do you think he's up to I don't know I don't know

but I'm going to find out let's promise that's such an uncomfortable fact that I now know yep all right I'm gonna be on the look at if you see John Malone

tell him to come on the podcast I want to talk to him about this. And we'll see Hassan Piker on the podcast soon, too. Or Ben Shapiro, if we're lucky. Ben Shapiro. Do you actually think that's how... Is it Shapiro? Yes.

I know Shapiro's from Mark Shapiro from the Indians. Oh, sorry. Guardians. No, it's Shapiro. Oh. All right. Love you guys. You know,

I'm sorry.