Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - Best of 2022

Episode Date: December 29, 2022

On today's episode of Macrodosing, we present you with some of our favorite moments of 2022 mashed up into an episode. We hope you enjoy. Happy New Year from the entire crew!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

Hey, macrodosing listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. I love Billy. I want to say that publicly for the record. I love Billy. But sometimes I think it's on me where I'm like, if you're looking at how me and Big Cat greet Billy, Big Cat is like the strict father, very strict father. And he thinks that that's what Billy needs in his life.

I'm like the crunchy granola mom that tries to redirect all his negative energy into positive ways. We don't say no in my house. We just give other options. And I'm slowly starting to realize as my son is getting older

that there are certain behaviors about him that need to be corrected and maybe some of that is on me. Big T, what's on your mind? Nothing. Why? Because we're doing a podcast. Well, yeah.

Wanted to hear what you're thinking about. Oh, brother. What's up? What's new? I don't have anything new. I don't. Because of the family. Why are you asking?

Why are you talking to me right now? What's his inquisition all about? I don't have to tell you. I mean, I let my rights as an American. It's almost like you knocked on his door like 8 o'clock. the podcast generally doesn't go to hey big t what's up so so crazy dude big t i hate the fucking way you talk about that shit like it's ridiculous

like the fact that you think that like big t go fucking jog around the block because i think you have a bad opinion you play baseball but you'd be fucking huffing and puffing around the block like what the fuck i'm gonna kill this guy dude i act like are you like the way you like don't fucking talk to me like that like it's fucking ridiculous you had a bad opinion. Collie said you had a bad opinion, too. I think we got...

No, no, no, Coles, but Coles, like, knows he's wrong, but just wants to keep... What are you talking about? About 1.30 in the afternoon. Billy texts. Well, excuse me, I'll start this again. I reach out and say, okay, guys, remember, we're doing History of Disney tomorrow. Response from Billy Football at 204. I'm at Boston St. Patrick's Day.

Mind you, this is March 20th. And then... 204 Billy football I might not make it back I reply work is tomorrow I'm not sure why you can't do a podcast on Monday

please confirm Billy because I knew he was just not going to respond to that I needed to have him proactively agree to it then he says at 238 I will make it 239 one minute later

on Zoom 100% 323 less than an hour later I don't know if I'm going to make it I said Bill I build you Bill I got I got a flight back from

Chicago early tomorrow morning especially so I can make the show you can't just skip out last minute so then wait wait we're still going 422 Billy replies just kidding I move my flight to tomorrow morning

you missed the best part it's a picture of him with a Guinness making the funniest face I've ever seen in my life. I didn't see that. My phone just reconnected to it. I don't even wear these texts. Is this in the backer does? And it says can't stop, won't stop.

We're still going, Billy. So, 422. Let me just reset the last thing that Billy has texted was, I don't know if I'm going to make it. But he's still replying. 422. Just kidding. I move my flight tomorrow morning. So I thumbs up it.

So you did change it. You were coming back later. Yeah. So it was a really. I actually had five minutes ago and you said no. Well, it was originally at four and then I realized, oh, shit, I can't get out of here because there's no way to get an Uber. There's no way to get out because all the streets were closed. Okay, but wait, we're not done.

Right. We're not done yet. So after Billy says, just kidding, I move my flight to tomorrow morning at 422. Fast forward five hours. Maybe a little bit more than that. It's 9.59. Billy says, yeah, boys, not going to make it in person. St. Patrick's Day is always tricky.

Have I told the story on the show About how I got in trouble at Jeff Mickies What happened? Well, there's two versions of this story I would remember that There's two versions of this story The truth And what

One of the cast members Would tell you happen I was a child And it was the character breakfast And the characters are going around Like giving high fives to the kids or whatever As I recall I gave a high five to Chip or Dale

I don't recall which one It would later Come to the attention of my myself and my family that Chip or Dale, again, I don't remember which one, said that I punched this person. Really?

Did not occur. You got framed. Yeah. I mean, this was, this abjectable. I'll have to ask my parents, because I don't remember, like, the full context of the story. But, uh, yeah, and they like, I don't know if I'm barred from Chef Mickey's, if they've got my picture up somewhere from 2004. I don't listen to the show or know who you are, but I saw a picture of Billy one time and it made me want to hook

my face up to a car battery until my eyes melted out of their sockets. Tough. That checks out for someone on Twitter. I have no idea who you are. I have no attachment to this whatsoever. But here's my shitty opinion. Yep.

That's... That person probably hates, you know, that person is probably really intolerant of people who have disabilities. Wait. Are you saying that your... face is a disability. Because it's going through my mind right now.

I've never been motivated in my life to do anything as much as I would to kill Billy and eat his flesh if he tried to kill me. Like right now I want to kill him. No, but the second he made a move to try to kill me, I swear to God, I wouldn't ever say I was going to kill you. His life would end in such a horrific and shocking fashion. Big T. Like you go fathom.

You couldn't fathom. I mean, hypothetically, a big T was like, we landed. He didn't want to be part of the cohesive group that was going to all help out each other to make a good survival scenario and wanted to go off on his own. I'd hunt you. You'd run out by yourself. I would kill you and fuck your course. I'd track you. I'd track you down.

You wouldn't be hard to track size 16. Yeah. You're going to make a, I mean, you're not going to make it through the brush. You're very, look, man, you're going to leave a lot of trail. no you can find me come find me see what happens i will find you i don't know when the rb slander started it's unacceptable man arby's is it's top tier like fast food shit like they have the meats no one else has the meats except for arby's it's thursday i don't know what did it oh i'm not i was about to make a joke for the record i did not make the joke you can probably figure out

oh well good thing you didn't say it you fucking dumb ass i did didn't say anything for the record this show's so fucking stupid happy happy January 6 to all those why is why big T getting so defensive about January 6th no you guys are all

I'm not I'm gonna I get where he's coming from I'm gonna I catch some January 6 strays every now why do we think Abraham Lincoln was an Ethiopian man specifically Ethiopian yeah just like it's a very specific part of Africa yeah no I

so Big Tia, have you heard anything about this? Okay, by the way, when I'm saying this, when I said that it's a... Sure, I have nine MLK signed items. I am a humongous fan of what he's done. And over the last seven years, I've collected a lot of things. It's not only MLK, it's a lot of black history. I own a Rosa Parks signed NAACP card.

So it was pretty shocking today, how I was called racist, when I am a student and lover of black history. And it was, I never expected the reaction that I got. You know what you could have done? It said, Billy Cook him eggs. I almost unfollow Billy the other day when I saw your egg picture. Who taught you how to cook eggs? No, so what I do is I have like a good pan that I use for sometimes making crepes. um so i like to make my scrambled eggs like i make my crepes because they have that little bit

of crisp on the outside so i put it in and then i fold it up almost like an omelet and i don't like i put some like you know milk in there and so it's more of a fluffy scrambled eggs so it isn't fluffy you you cook the shit out of it yeah but i've got a real thing with eggs like i see all these international videos of people cooking eggs and they just cook the shit out of them and at that point it's just egg particle um You got to get some air in there, man. You got to get them fluffed out. Like, I don't, I cannot.

You don't, though. You singe the shit out. Yeah. What's your hand size? That's the big one that a lot of weird OGMs look at. And they're like, oh, this guy's hands. Bro, hold up all the time. A quarter-in-hand is crazy.

I don't even dab them up no more. Like, two hands big in a mud. It's weird. It's weird. Like. Big hands. It's like 10, 10, 9. Holy shit.

Yeah. The fuck is wrong. wrong with you? My hands are at a 10 and his hand's way bigger to mine just I got 10.1 over here just want to put that. Yeah, well those are baby hands compared to his big hand club.

I can't have the junior walking hands. Oh, God. That's not even close. That's not even, that's not even stop. I really, I feel like that's a cultural thing to show, but that's not even controversial. It's not even that. That is controversial.

Popeye's Popeye. I've never seen The thing that has me on the side of believing it, Buzz Aldrin will beat these shit out of you. If you even suggest that this was fake. A lot of people like to say like, oh, like you listen. Touch on that, though, because people that don't know. Oh, I mean, people love to, for whatever reason, like,

people love to press ball, Buzz Aldrin face to face about whether or not he landed on the move. whether or not he's real or faking this. And every single time, to his credit, he smokes that person in the face. Like, no hesitation. The second he thinks you're even going near the topic of the moon landing being fake, bang, right in the kisser. Every time.

It's always on site with Buzz. Yeah, Buzz, not with the shits. My second is Eskruitt, Kathy, the founder of Chick-fil-A. He invented one of the greatest things ever. Great philanthropist as well. did a lot of the chicken sandwich he invented the chicken sandwich that's yes no that's not that's not that's dumb that sounds dumb that sounds dumb it's google it when their slogan is we didn't invent the chicken just the chicken sandwich that's literally true he invented the chicken

sandwich me this nigger was the first one to put chicken and bread google it right now stop it right now what the fuck i can i'll have to i promise billy big tea we're gonna have to we're gonna have to figure our way to be civilized to each other I'm going to turn this podcast right around I love you guys just a continued dust stare from Big Tee I go he's not blinking

what are you staring at you're staring at you dip shit you're staring at a fucking screen bro I like I go to bat for you all the time Big T I don't understand how this is broken down so quickly anyway It was you

Me What? What did I do? Like, like seriously What did I do? Am I insane? What?

What? Like, PFT says Oh, Billy, you like to eat people Like someone's meeting a lot of chick for me And then all of a sudden You want to murder me

Like fuck my dead body? Can I go on a rant real cool? Go for it. Go off. I fucking despise More than, I don't even hate them Americans who care about the royal family, I hate you.

Go off. Despise you. We fought a war so that we didn't have to do this to care about it. And they're not interesting in the slightest, in my opinion. Maybe when they were, like, getting killed and shit, that was kind of interesting. But now, there's really nothing interesting about them. So this guy marries an F-list American actress, and everybody's like, oh, so intriguing. No, it's not.

I hate them, and I hate even more people who care about them. Don't when I go down on the gator, don't know, the price of gators been going off with it, you know. Doggall my daddy. The price of gator's been going up is what I got from that. Joe Biden inflated my gator price. God, don't go, go on, you get chuck him. You can't get a guy for listening, $50 pound. You got a hit on the line. You got a big gator.

Went down to mark, try to get a gator. Try to get a gator for reading a price to be my family when I. Joe Biden I just get the cast breeder Too much gill My gator Too much I used to put the lines out

You got put the lines out You got three getters on line You shuck him I do I have another rant actually Okay People who smoke weed Are the most sensitive

Little bitches That I've ever encountered On the internet And that's really saying something Like Madeline tweeted Like oh happy 420 Like maybe we'll get big tea To smoke weed one day

And I was like No you won't And everybody replied Nork Cop What a buzz kid? Like, you don't have to, I like watching some TV shows. Some people like watching other TV shows.

Like, nobody cares. But people who smoke weed, like if you don't like smoking weed, they're like, oh, you're such a bitch, man. So I hate those people. In addition to people who care about the real family. He flies planes every night, dog. What does you smoke? Yeah, Billy.

You don't even know how to land planes. The thing is, Billy, can you name three American fighter pilots from pre-cruing? Fighter planes? Yeah, the P-47 Thunderbolt. I'm not going to use the Mustang, the corsair. and I'm going to go with one more which is the you, this is the question

you supposedly were going to ask. Well, because the P-51's the most obvious one. I said fire planes. Fighter planes. You said that after. Not bombers. No, she said fire planes. That's a different question.

Y'all are letting them. Y'all are letting them. This is obvious case. And you got one more plane in name, buddy. I know. And I am going to go with one more. And the Tomcat. And the Tomcat.

The Tomcat is what Tom Cruise flew in Top Gun which is decidedly post-Korea The F-14 The Tom-Kat No, no, no, no, no, but that's an updated Tom-Kat named after the original Tom-Kat Wait, the F-14-14-I really want Billy to be right

Tomcat No, I really want to- Yep, I don't, yep I can't have them taking two balls in a row Like, yep, I couldn't, I couldn't, I couldn't The Grumman F-45 There's a hell cat, Keep going, Billy.

The F-14 was the first of the American teen-series fighters, which were designed incorporating air combat experience against big fighters during the Vietnam War. The F-4-5. First flight. The grumin, it's a grumin plane. Billy, shut up. No, the Tomcat. The Tomcat, there's many Tom-Cats.

Yes, the first flight. There's many iterations of the Tomcat. The first flight of the F-14 Tomcat was in 1970. Dude, I'm talking about... Oh, no. Okay. It's a tough scene. So, here's the deal.

So I had to get a wisdom tooth taken out. I show up. And they're like, I go back whatever. And they're like, so it's an $87 co-pay for the consultation. And I'm like, what consultation? I went to a dentist last week who said, I need to get the wisdom to taking out. That's why I'm here. You're going to take it out.

They're like, we got to do a consultation. So Dennis comes in. I shit you not. He opens my mouth for five seconds goes, yep, that needs to come out. And I was like, that's $87. God was 87. The tooth was expensive, but it costs what it costs, like, whatever. That being $87, I was like, I'm out.

Y'all, y'all may have me now. I'm there only four days. Really? So here's what happens. I go in and do recon. It takes about an hour and a half. I sit in a chair before I do recon. I get literally a 60-second briefing.

John, they're losing this much money. George is ready to kill his partner. They lost their house, blah, blah, blah. They have enough money to make it two more months. That's all I know. I go in, do recon. Excuse me, getting overcoat. After recon, what you don't see is we take the owner-employees.

I put them in vans in the parking lot, and I go in and I design the bar that night. Figure out the name, the logo, everything that night. The next day on camera is stress test and training. What you don't see is I'm signing off on bar stools, wallpapers, with designing the concept. By the end of the second day, the logo needs to be at the sign maker. All the food orders and recipes have to be done.

The drink orders and recipes have to be done. all the furniture and everything has to be ordered. I can't get this. Now that doesn't match. I got to change that thing. I mean, it's a frickin nightmare. Then the third day we start remodeling. So right after stress test,

then everybody goes home, we rip the place apart. We start modeling, remodeling it. That's the end of day two. Day three, we train in another location because we're building it. And day four, we reveal it that afternoon. So I do build it in 36 hours, just like you see on TV.

I got in huge trouble in middle school. because these girls were going around gym class with a petition to stop Coney and I called them every name under the book for how stupid people were. Your big Coney guy? Well, no, it was just like, how stupid could you possibly be to think a petition

at a middle school in suburban Nashville? Yeah, like, yeah, we're all on board, anti-Coney. Like, what is this petition going to do about it? I don't know, it seems like either you're part of the solution or you're part of the problem. They were not part of the solution at all. What did you do to find Tony? What did they do?

Start a petition. Sure. You still remember it. They got you talking about it. Well, I remember it because I got in trouble, which was bullshit. They raised awareness. They did not. It sounds like they raised your awareness.

No, my awareness was already from every internet meme that thought they were going to solve the biggest problem in the world. Yeah, let's get Aryan's live reaction. 7-0, 2016, MIFL champs. The milf champ Yeah that was sick Okay nice Nice picture

So reel me in Nice foot Presence in a pocket I like it Hmm Nice that's nice pass Yeah so It's a low snap too

It was a low snap Bad job by the safety I guess that was a I look like that Did that win the game? Yeah Yeah It was killing dudes

Nickelback had Really bad Bad hips on that one Nice run You you you you caught your man's who jumped on you in the end zone yeah that's why billy thinks that he's an offensive line that was a yeah very old line type celebration by billy good footwork billy are you playing against third grade there was some there we played some

scrap games like but we played some decent guys would you say you were inaccurate you had a problem with inaccuracy no really i had a problem um probably it's just the thing was you're really consistent about not setting your feet like that's a recipe for disaster as a quarterback yeah I got to set your feet you're not stepping into your throw you're like

thrown off your front foot I had some I need to work on like I basically need to just drill like specific mechanics way more I was in the thing was also I love my offensive linemen We ain't going to do that here No, I'm not doing that

I'm saying that this We play in a lot of bad weather Being in the Northeast And like like the snaps would sometimes Like because it was just It was so wet Everywhere And also I was still

Pretend you didn't say that We'll pretend you didn't say that All right No but I mean you could see in a lot of I mean it's just it was I don't know Nice throw I think overall Um

You're you're really heavy on your feet too like you could use like a lot of like jump rope to get you lighter on your feet a lot of a lot of footwork your pocket presence is pretty good you don't step in to your toes and you don't set your feet yeah but overall

I feel like you could have been a solid quarterback I've got breaking news oh North Korea has just banned yoga pants what the fuck damn that's gonna be worse than that That's the last straw.

That's because they had no... You know what? Yeah, but they know what? You say there's no cakes in no career? Well, there's no food. If there's no flour and eggs, you can't make cake. What a line. So you stood on your tippy toes at the movie theaters and slid two-twenties to the clerk and said,

one for Avatar 3D, please. Walking out Fifth Avenue in a suitcase. I was 10 I was 10 it was 2009 I was 10 and I had Look my parents were the types where they wanted me to pay my own money

for everything so I'd understand cost money in like be able to be like oh you want to go see the avatar movie you have to pay for it yourself how much money do you have Billy tries to wave down a cab after he gets out of the movie unbelievable just unbelievable

no I saw it downtown Is you too discriminating you against me yeah they won't pick up nine-year-olds I was 10 oh he's 10 I was 10 I was 10 listen I might be 10 but I'm still a person yeah I was pretty tall at 10 my money spends too really one time spent like I don't know five minutes talking about what numbers were good and it turns out that like all even numbers are good in his mind but he was walking through him one by one he's like two that's a good number three bad number yeah well three's a great

number what's wrong with three four is a good number five uh bad number three no three do have a little bit of like the evil yeah yeah no three is a good all numbers are good until seven and then it's bad like three is a good number since the first three three and five shit on four yeah no before just a shittier two no but four is just it's it's the first four though no it's just two twos i know but like that's cool it's the first four i know what bill's saying Yeah, it's like two-toes. All prime numbers shit on four. I don't know.

I don't like prime numbers. But like nine's cool because it's the first three-threes. And it's like, that's cool. Like, four is the first two- twos. So it's cool in my head. Timbo's a great athlete. He's not an NFL quarterback, but he's a great athlete. He's a brick house.

Is he? Yeah, I think it's fair to say that Thibbeau is a freak athlete. I mean, just because he's built. But I say freak athlete. We forget because his NFL career was, was, was, so bad. He was unstopping. He was more of an athlete than he was a quarterback. He's probably the greatest college football player ever.

For a quarterback. I mean, disagree. Disagree. Why? Because there's a guy. It wasn't the best. It wasn't the best player in that quarterback room. It wasn't the best player on his team. What are you smoking? Oh, stop. I'd say he was probably the third best athlete.

Dude, this is the best. This is the best quarterback athlete on that floor. Percy Hardin. Percy was a way better athlete. You're telling me. I'm talking about player, not athlete. You're telling me, Tim Tebow was a better player than Percy Harvin? In college, yes. Percy Harvin was a fucking freak.

He had crazy weapons. He had Percy Harman, uh, uh, uh, the murderer. Like, he had mad, like, he had mad weapons. Great offensive linemen, two all pro linemen. Like, it's just like, yeah, no, I'm not, I'm not saying Florida did not have four players on a urban fire. Tim Tebow was average. He had Ryan locked.

He's swimming. A murderer, a racist, and a virgin walk onto a football team. Buck Mary Kill, three different triangles. You've got the Isosceles, the scalene, and the equilateral triangle. This is so easy. Wait, say that, say that again. I feel, I feel kind of like Billy right now.

All right, so let's kick it to Big T. This is so easy. Big Tee. No, I want to hear Billy's first because I'm saying again. I'm going to get redneck mad if he kills. Of course I'm going to marry the. Equilateral triangle.

Okay. Not a kid. That a kid, Billy. Yeah, yeah. Then I'm going to, uh, I'm going to have coitus with the right triangle. I saw this triangle, right? He nailed it. He nailed it. And then scaling. We'll see you, brother. Kill the fucking scaling. Yeah. That's the scaling to snake.

Not a kid. It's Nick Fuentes. And, uh, he was making a lot of really strong points on one of his live streams last week when he was talking about how. Tell me more. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I'm going to red pill you right now. I'm pretty sure you'll agree with this, actually, because it makes almost too much sense. But he was saying that he does not have sex with women because it's the most homosexual thing you can do is actually to have sex with women. Because a masculine male would be effemitizing himself.

I don't know if that's an actual word. But you have to become so effeminate in your mannerisms in order to get close to a woman and open yourself up emotionally to a woman to have sex with one. that it's actually very gay. So curious to know where we stand about that going around the room. Fellas, is it gay to have sex with a woman? I heard someone say recently that June is not summer. And I got, what the, I got so mad and now I'm so mad again that apparently mad. Hold on.

What do you think it is? I think it's summer. No, no, no. I think it's summer. Biologically, summer doesn't start. The summer solstice isn't until June 21st. Yeah, but nobody goes by that. No.

Because, Astrologically. Billy got offended by your incorrect usage of biologically. Okay, sorry, astrologically. It's technically the summer solstice is June 21st, so it's not summer. I considered it summer Memorial Day. Yeah, but nobody goes by that. I heard someone say summer was July, August, and September.

That's just wrong. And I flipped out. Yeah, that's insane. September is for sure more summer than June. Not even in September? September? June is 10 times more summer than September. It's a vibe thing. They're playing football.

September is way hotter than June. This isn't even... No, but September, you're going back to school in September. That's what it's really about. Most kids are still in school through June 20. Yeah, they're technically in school, but it's, it's, they're halfway out the door. Guys, there's two different types of schools. There's two different types of seasons and I have the answers.

There are astrological seasons, astronomical seasons, and meteorological seasons and meteorological seasons and meteorological season so you're talking big t you're talking about meteorological seasons which define that for me I'm just talking about seasons brother in my mind there's one kind of seasons so these are the seasons begin on the first day of the months that include the equinoxes and solstices

whereas astronomical seasons have them beginning on the equinoct so you're both right everyone's right. No. No, we're not. Coley just said September is summer. September is not summer. September is astronomically summer. Brother, so you're telling me when we're in week four and Tennessee's playing Florida, that's summer? Like you're going, I understand more if you want to make the case that the seasons

align with the sports count. That's not an exclusive thing for me, but I do think it matters. I like a good digestive system in a woman Like a girl that's not puking all the time Okay actually I have a complaint A girl that like You know Not using all the toilet paper But healthy BMs

I have I have a complaint about women All these women have stomach issues This is the exact opposite of what I was going for But like why all these There's not a single girl I know That doesn't have like terrible stomach issues All these women That's a great point

Maybe it's because they're hanging out with you all right I'm gonna go I'm going to go search I'm going to go search the word tummy hurts in my texts Yes Brother just take a look at this Take a look at that bill

Oh my god Yeah bro Dude what is up with these chick's stomachs We got to get to the bottom of Yeah actually geometry was discovered too You're just talking about giving names to it Yeah That's a that's a triangle

I would name them so much more cool What would you have named square I don't know why but boner just came to my That's the show All right No Let's explore this

What about a rectangle That's a chode Well no That's it's longer It depends on what angle You're looking at True Slease

Okay All right So a rectangle I don't hate that I don't hate that A sleaze that's actually good Yeah I agree

Circle I don't know why, but like an O-LU. That's good. I was actually going to say like, Ambah, something that starts with an O. Yeah. An O-LU. Okay.

What about triangle? Cheats. Cheats. How do you spell that? How do you know? I think it's C-H-E-E-T-Z. Are we listening to Billy Make-A-B-B-B-A-B-B-B-A-B-B-W? Yeah.

Right, Big T, what did you teat off about this week? Oh, thank you for asking. I watched the film The Parent Trap for the first time this week, and I took some notes on it. Despite having actually thoroughly enjoyed the film upon its conclusion, the kids are abject morons. They get to this little camp. They fence. They do their little fencing thing. And then upon taking off their fencing masks, whatever those are called, you're fucking, I

identical. You're played by the same person. That's how identical you are. Yeah. And it, it doesn't occur to them for a while that, like, you know, there might be something here. Like, I mean, you're identical twins. Uh, so that pissed me off. Then, so eventually they're like, my both days, October 22nd. So then they, they go back and they, they pull off their little switch. And whichever one wasn't Dennis Quaid's kid goes with Dennis Quaid. And he notices immediately. He's like, she's using the word proper or she's saying proper thing. she keeps calling him dad incessantly like things that the other one didn't do and it doesn't click to him either that made me upset uh but then eventually all whatever now my overarching

uh concern was this custody agreement wherein uh the two children were just never to know of the other's existence in each it was literally the split the baby that they just i'm gonna take one kid, you take the other. Yeah, that doesn't happen. Mary shall the two meet. Right. Right. That makes, that's not legal. That's not a thing. I'll tell you what, if I was one of those two parents, I would not be bringing my child anywhere where it was even a remote possibility that they would run into the other child. It's been my entire life trying to avoid that exact circumstance

to happen to have them figure out what's going on. Do you think that this was bad for kids that grew up with divorced parents because it gave them hope like hey if you try hard enough you can get your parents back together I'm sure there was some of that yeah

but the original one had been out what 30 years before that that's true all right so how many how many balls do you give the movie it was a good it was a good move that that blonde bitch sure was a cunt too that song Fox by the way

you say it sucks no Fox with an F that song's good oh that's that's new to me that song fucks yeah that's a term that's aggressive that but it means good it's like i'm trying to share my culture with here and we learn from each other on this show so americans yeah two americans exactly actually too america like the term she's bad is something that i never understood but turns out it means good things you've never heard like someone being like that's bad i just remember i just remember i just remember remember in high school first hearing the term, oh, she's a bad, she's bad. I thought like,

she's like a bad person. As long as we're confessing dumb, dumb things here, I was, I think eight or nine when I first listened to Jimmy Hendricks and I had one of his CDs and I was reading like the liner notes of it, right? And it said, yeah, I wrote this song about this cat that loves music and wants to make love to music. And for a while, I thought he was talking about like an actual cat. Like, I wrote just talking about a cat that's trying to fuck music. The song, Blinded by the Light. Yeah. Where it says, uh, apparently the lyric is revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night. Yep. I thought it said, uh, something, I guess wrapped up like a deuce, but then I thought it said, uh, uh, and pulled a boner in the night. I saw Top Gun again, uh, this

weekend. And I'm okay with not knowing what they're saying on that song. with the Here we live there I love the melody so much that I don't think I want to know what he's saying It's just I love humming it So it's cool with me Yeah and then the chorus is

Highway to the danger zone But a lot of people think it's right I ride into the danger zone I thought it was I went to the danger zone It doesn't really matter Because this song rocks right Yeah it fucks Yeah, there we go.

Do you want me sing with you or just here? No, I got it, I got it. I'm going to tell me you have to hear it in your headphones. In the day we sweated out on the streets of a runaway American dream. At nights we ride through mansions of glory and suicide machines. sprung from cages out on highway Nine chrome wheel fuel and jacking out

stepping out over the line Oh, baby this time It's a death trap It's a suicide rap You gotta get out while we're young Because tramps like us Baby we were born to run I love it

I'm gonna I didn't want to usually Yeah, I'd yell a little more, it sounds better. Yeah. If I told you, I love you, just in love with this moment, does that automatically make us opponents? What do I do with these roses? We part them like Moses.

Please pardon this notice, but some women would appreciate the fact that I've taken this on us. I own it, but it's my fault, but you're debt, and you pay with regret. Remember that day we met? Me neither. It's way cheaper to forget, ain't it? I know the truth is more tainted than these pictures we painted.

I hate it. You play a plaintiff, and you got me on. trial like every move i make you got it on file like that's a healthy way to live always checking where i'm is you really being true to that thing sitting in your ribs you can't love nobody else till you when your man take a walk or is that silicone too close to your heart i know that probably steams but you're out here chasing rings like sonic but all the problems that it brings you give me something i like but first you gotta love yourself I'm trying to show you the life

It's something that a lot of people know But it's something we all see It's something not a lot of people show But it's something we all need, we all need We all, we all, we all, we all, we all We are, we all, we all, we all, we all, we all get, we all get I hope you with your face. Wow.

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey, you did that. You did that shit. So, like, when you're like, you know, I'm a tall guy, I accidentally hit my head a lot when I'm walking through, like, old, uh, doors or up old stairways that have. How fucking dumb are you? What?

You, like, you constantly. Oh, okay. No, no. That happens a lot. You just situationally unaware where you're walking. No, no. Okay. Let's be real here.

Let's be real here. here. There's a lot of old things that you, like, let's say you're walking in a bar and it's like an older bar and you're looking and you like, it's like watch your head. They have all those signs and stuff. You sometimes hit your head. It's not all the time. It's maybe like three

times a year. You're not six, seven, Billy. What do you teed off about? So, I went to a concert the other night and... Can you spit your gum out, big tea? Thank you. I just knew that it was going to be something that I would pay attention to for the rest of the episode.

so I'm nipping it in the butt. Pop a PFT over here. I went to a concert. And sit up straight too, Big T. Here you go, Big T, you can put it in this piece of paper, Billy hand this to him. You don't have to just hold on to it. I just saw it and I was like,

I'm going to only be thinking about the piece of gum that's in your mouth for the entire episode. So let's just say it. Tuck a shirt in, sit up straight and cut the shit, Big T. Get a haircut, hippie. Now I don't want to say what I'm teed off about. Yeah, you're teed off about this. You scared him back into his hole.

I'm teed off about you being upset this is this is big girls can't wear what they want to school because it distracts boys energy yeah yeah yeah I like I like this I have to get rid of my gum

because it's distracting you also there might be a couple people that are listening to this there was no sound oh there was a little bit of sound yeah it had a little bit of that macaroni in the pot thing going on I'm gonna pack his in I don't think there was any sound

I'm packing his in solidarity I was very conscious of if there was any all right I'll pack Alpac is in solidarity with Billy. Oh, this is bullshit. Hear me out. We're not talking about anybody getting naked or anything.

But macro tozing. Okay. It's just everybody's feet. No full frontals or anything. Yeah. Knees down. Okay. I feel like...

Oh, I thought we were just doing feet. I thought we were doing... Well, no, no, no. I'm saying the max that anybody's ever going to seize your shin. But I feel like we're sitting on potential... This. doesn't make any difference in your life because, you know, you're way too rich. But for me, I mean, this is a potential game changer. I had a glitch in the matrix moment myself a couple

weeks ago. I don't think I brought it up on this show, but I was down, down the shore in Asbury Park, and I was walking to dinner. And in front of me on the sidewalk, this guy and this girl step off the street on the sidewalk to walk in the same direction. So I'm behind them. They're walking in front of me about, I don't know, 10 feet, pretty close. And the girl, I was not in intentionally looking, but I couldn't help because the girl had on a skirt that didn't cover her ass at all. Like, I don't think it's a bon. It was shocking.

Like both ass cheeks hanging completely out, no underwear. What? Yes, it was wild. So. Bear ass. I have no idea what's going on. I'm like, what's happening here. Then we get to the next street after about maybe only 10 seconds of me being behind this

couple. And there's this lady getting out of this car. with her friend and the lady steps out of her car and she's not wearing any pants at all she has underwear on but she's not wearing any pants at all and then she just puts on pants in the middle of the street and i was like what's going why are there so many asses out right now are you sure that wasn't she was wearing like a bathing suit bottom and then she was a lot of bathing no no no she was no she was putting on like a dress like a dress over top of her it could have been a cover up or you i don't know You could tell it was not.

It was within 10 seconds, though, where I saw just two asses, two asses out of nature. I'm not going to bong you for that. That's, that's. Then the very next weekend I was at the beach, and there was this lady that stood up, and she just straight up took her bathing suit off, her bathing suit bottom off, and put a different one on. In front of you? She was fully nude. No, but it was a crowded beach. It wasn't in front of me.

She was like two or three blankets over. So in front of you basically? Kind of, yeah. Well, in front of a lot of people. Close enough. A lot of people were right. by her and she just had no shame taking her bathing suit bottom on and putting a different one on. So you saw, you saw a whole thing. Chicks aren't wearing pants. Yeah, so let's talk about

female privilege. Chicks are not wearing pants. I don't know what's going on. Imagine if you did that. Jail. You know, like some people are uncomfortable talking about it. You guys seem like you've been very, very comfortable in the past. Do you enjoy talking about it? I think for me it's something I've done from day one because I went straight back to work. And when you, you know, when you work on the trading floor, there is, there's no privacy. There's no separation from anybody else. You know, you're in a booth with 35 people and only one of you and works for the same company, the person standing next to you. Otherwise, everybody works for different outfits. So you really have no choice but to be as exposed as anything. You know what I mean?

Like, there's no privacy. So I went back, bingo, I went back to work right away. There was just no way to really hide anything. So if I was having a bad day, everybody in my booth saw it. If I was having a good day, everybody in my booth saw it. I never spoke about it since 9-11, and she lost so many more people than I did. So I was also like the type of guy that would turn channels whenever it came on anywhere near and around 9-11. And then it was 18 years before I sat down to write that blog, which they put out every year.

Yeah. And I was, when I was done with the blog, I was just as attempted to hit delete as I was to publish. Because you know as a content provider, sometimes when you share something personal and you put it out there into the ether, anything that comes back to you hurts a little bit more. So I put it out there. I don't want to use the word brave or anything like that, but it was like a different thing for me to be like, ooh. And then when we, what I got back from the commenters that day and whatnot, and everybody, from you guys, from social media was so almost exclusively positive, which doesn't happen in our industry anymore.

Right. There's always somebody at the end who's like, oh, by the way, you're fat. Okay. I took four 36 bracts from the office, but like they just sit here and then they get stale. How many, like, beer's, they get stale. I don't know where it's not drank. First of all, I love the Italian accent, Billy slipped into when he's like, when he's admitting to stealing something from.

All right. All right. So, I made, took a few 36 back from the office. It wasn't, that's not, that's not an Italian accent. Yeah, it's not a Thai. What are you off? Billy goes Italian. No, Billy goes Italian.

Maybe that's a tri-state accent. They're going to get stale. They're going to, what? But that was, second of all, that was Billy's excuse. They fell off the back of a truck. Billy was like, yeah, they actually get stale if they're around the office too long. So I had to. He did you a favor.

I did you a favor. Like, like their rescue dogs. I rescued them. I gave, I gave those beers. A Forever home. He injected him into my arm. Yo, you let Billy inject something in you? Yeah, that's an L.

That's an L for you. Yeah, it's really dumb. It's honestly maybe the dumbest thing that I've ever done. What if he doesn't, like, let's say it works and you don't have to get surgery, that's going to be a W. That's what I was thinking. That would be a common Billy W. The worst thing that could happen is nothing.

No, uncommon. Uncommon Billy W. I know that you do. some big things in the merch department these days. So everyone's calling you. I saw somebody say, Jake Merch. Oh, I like that. Yeah. So we're going to make sure

that everybody uses the code. What the fuck, I'm out of here. Wait, no, no, no, Billy, Billy, Billy, I just invited Jake to come in. Can we just get on with the episode? Billy, have a seat real quick, yes. Jake, you're fine. If you want to disincentivize me from ever doing well

at my job, this is the perfect way to do. No, you're not going to use that. So, yeah. You're not going to use that. I'm going to use that. promo code. I mean, you are getting Kerry, Jake. I didn't ask for this. Billy. I'm not begging anyone.

No, Jake didn't ask you. If you're fine with winning it that way, then fine. Yeah, of course. Billy, am I still at first? Yeah, Billy's in first place now. Great. Congratulations. But also, Jake, before you came in here, Billy was like, it's fine. I'm totally zinned out now. Like, I don't even care about this merch contest. And I think that was a lie.

Verbal meme, Tyler the creator. So that was a fucking lie. Whatever. I don't care. anymore. No, you don't care. Use code Billy. If you're against foreign election interference, vote code Billy.

Here's the thing is Jake, Jake constantly promotes others and never asks for anything. And we need to return the favor to Jay. Just give it to him. Billy, if you entered this conversation with let's make a deal because first and second get 23 say combined.

I've been all morning pushing the urge and working. And I'm in first by my own accord, not using the part of my take. I didn't tweet from the part of my taking account. Who tweeted from the part of my time? I don't know. I have not begged anyone to tweet anything. You think Jake would do that?

Jake would never do that. Billy accusing me a lying. It's something. I love how Billy's carrying the mic stand around the room like he's. Like he's Anthony Keats. What? Like what? Like you're the singing of the chili peppers.

No. The way this is going, who are you going to text to ask what time we're recording now? Billy, what are you doing? You're taking. Billy's quitting the podcast because we're not promoting this I've been there a time or two Billy is 14 years old then that's being generous

we're back from Tennessee it was a very successful weekend we got the whole squad on the podcast everyone's in studio airing is remote and Big T how is your weekend I'm going to just let you talk right off the bat I know you got a lot to say my weekend was great I can talk a lot better today than I could

yesterday. We went to Waffle House the next morning. He could not speak. Avery thought I was doing a bit when we went to Waffle House yesterday morning. I couldn't talk. He thought I was I was playing a part. It's 1984 all over again, man. You're being silenced. Yeah. Well, that's along with it. This weekend was awesome, though. I had best time I've had in a long time. Was it a movie? It was a movie for sure. Hell yeah. Friday night, Hannah's Old City movie, Friday afternoon facility movie Burned Aryan movie

Saturday morning movie college football show movie game movie Saturday night was a movie for y'all I felt like I played I still feel like I played I gave everything I had he did everything I couldn't stay out another minute longer I had to go to bed so you went home from the game

and you went almost directly so we went we went to eat and then we went back to Ariens hotel bar for a little bit And by that time, it was probably 1030 or so. And they were going to keep going out. And I'm sure, as you all mentioned, you all ended up out with Hendon and Tyler, which would have been awesome. I was going to say, not only did you play, you played harder than the actual team because they were out with us after the game.

And you were too tired. I was banged up. I had to go into the 10 a couple times during the game. So I had to go back. I couldn't be out another minute. Big T's officially in the protocol this week. So we're going to stay monitoring them. Realization I had was this was.

let's say a coach says okay you're not playing in front of this guy we're choosing him now in your mind my dream has ended you feel me yes and so that and not understand i mean growing up with the emotional toll that i grew up with i wasn't equipped to handle those emotions at that age so that turned into anger and rage and i directed at the wrong people and so coming back what I really saw was the shit that I accomplished the people that was here and saw that struggle were proud of me you feel me and that shit changed how fuck no it's good my dog give him a hug no it changed my perspective of the entire my entire experience here Because that's real, dog.

Yeah. I've seen people I know for 20 years. Come up to me and like, proud of you. That shit crazy. Fuck. I went through therapy a lot of times, like in my letter years,

like when I was in NFL. And I realized all of the, all of the emotions that I blocked out, all of the emotions that I blocked out was like a, uh, a self-discuit. defense mechanism. But what I didn't realize was you don't get to be, you don't get to

pick and choose the emotions that come in. And so the negative emotions that I was protecting myself from, I was also avoiding myself from the positive emotions that people were trying to show me. I guarantee you there's some people that are actually listening to Macrodose right now that are thinking about like what they're dealing with growing up and relating to of what you're saying and that are loving it so that's cool man thank you

I think the main thing is just like the shit that I love for all that is like you know never be too feel what I mean

2018 Blake Bortles defeated Ben Rothesberger in the playoffs I think it was 45 to 42 Jaguars advance they move on to play

against the mighty New England Patriots in Foxborough Massachusetts. Tom Brady, at home, Foxborough, I think it was like negative three degrees. It was a classic New England day. Blake Bortles goes up there. Blake Bortles beats Tom Brady and the New England Patriots in Foxborough. It's 20 to 10 in the fourth quarter. I think there's 10 minutes left. Miles Jack forces a fumble, picks it up, runs it back for a touchdown. Refes blow the play dead because they say Miles Jack was down.

He was not down. Upon further review, he was not down at all. But guess what? They blew the whistle. They can't retroactively go back and say, okay, we're going to let him return this fumble for a touchdown. The Jaguars would have gone up 27 to 10. They would have gone to the Super Bowl.

They beat the New England Patriots in the AFC championship game in New England. They would have gone to the Super Bowl where the Jaguars had the best defense in the league that year. That defense was no fluke. They would have played against Nick Foles and the Philadelphia Eagles in the Super Bowl. They would have beaten the Philadelphia Eagles in the Super Bowl. Blake Bortles would have been a Super Bowl champion quarterback. That's what Blake should have been. But Roger Goodell was like, no, no, no.

I can't have my golden, the golden goose, Tom Brady. I can't have him not make the Super Bowl. We've already got Nick Foles in the Super Bowl. We need a superstar. He knew going into that game because I believe in the NFC, it was going to be Case Keenham against Nick Foles in that championship game. Goodell knew that he needed a superstar quarterback from the other team if he wanted ratings. So he put his finger on the scale.

Miles Jack wasn't down. Blake Bortles should have been in the Super Bowl. He should have won the Super Bowl. And his career would be talked about in a manner much more befitting of how it should be talked about respectfully. So that's how the NFL fucked Blake Bortals. I would love it at the end of the game we had more points to that they had No, no, no, first of all

First of all, far be it from you to be lecturing me about Tennessee football Secondly, I just said They're coming on the road Wait, time out, time I don't let you get away with that one again Time out, tell me out No, no, I think I got, I played there, dude I played there

It's a long time ago That shit, stop that shit, man, what did you talk about? I'm glad, are you going to, did you watch a game Saturday? Did you watch? Don't let these message boys, no. I didn't. Don't let these message boards get in your fucking head, Big T. Big T just unironically pulled the like, I pay your salary.

Oh, wait, no. You weren't even, no, we didn't even pay your salary. Bar bit for me to let you lecture me about Tennessee football. Boy, you got some nerve. I'm with Big T on this one. Bama wants Tennessee. They are the next game. We play every game with the same intensity.

Bill, you are insane. Alabama has whoops. the dog shit out of Tennessee for how many years in a row? Big T. 2006 was the last 16. Guess who has the game winning touchdown against the last time the Tennessee Voluntary. Beeky Alabama.

I mean, when the touchdowns scored is really I want you to guess, family. I want you to if I can direct you guys to the screen. Yeah. Trailing for 56 plus minutes, Vols up in Bama on the late Foster touchdown. Arian Foster dove into the

Edon zone with 328 left, completing a rally that gave number seven, Tennessee, 16, 13, 15. 34 yards on 11 carries, though. Hey, I can't dictate how much time the motherfuckers gave me the ball. But when they did, I did something with it. So in India, there's a huge, like, gang war between monkeys, like, the wild monkeys that live amongst the city and wild dogs. Oh, so, uh, so what happened was like a group, I don't know where exactly it was, but a, a group of wild dogs killed a baby monkey and now the monkeys have just like engaged in total warfare against the wild stray dog population they're like taking puppies and dropping them out of

trees and it's like straight up like yeah i there's a video of like monkeys first dogs in india yeah rampaging monkeys kill 250 dogs and revenge killings like that's nuts that should be a Pixar movie. Yeah. Monkeys versus dogs? Like, look at these. These guys are actually going nuts after each other. It's, they're in gang wars and they're, yeah.

So the monkey's big thing is they kidnap the puppies and then just drop them off buildings. And then the dogs, just if there's ever a monkey on the ground, they're just going after them and tearing them apart. Do you know where in India? Yeah, Maharashtra. All right. When I go, I should, I should hit that up. Marha Rasha.

I don't want to get caught in the crossfire of that, though. Yeah. Which side are you picking? Monkeys are assholes, kind of. But I'm, we're more closely related to monkeys. You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family. I think it's the ultimate. Yeah.

Man's best friend or part of the human family. Or are you choosing blood or companionship? I might have to. choose companionship. Yeah, I'm choosing. I'm team dog. Yeah. I know they say that they started it, but I have a feeling the monkeys were fucking with the dog. Yeah, 100%. Yeah. We got wanton dong back with us since nanodosing. We had a great time. Do you just say dong? Do you say don't know. There was a G. You said dog. Big T, Avery, mad dog. So I don't know if you guys saw, but. Juan Tong, Dong. I'm still over there. Okay. Okay, it was one slip up.

up. Yeah, we got there. We got there. I feel like I've been called that before. Oh, yeah, 100%. Yeah, first time I dude? Yes. Okay. Very cool. No, I've never had this shit be like, ooh, bring me that wonton dung. Mama always said I wasn't the best, the brightest. Nope, nope, that's not, that's not a line. That's yet, but it's not a line. Those must be comfortable shoes. I wish I had made some shoes like that. I bet you could walk around all day not feel thing those shoes I bet you if I try real hard I can remember

my first pair of shoes is this problematic mama said they take me anywhere that was my magic shoes your boys got fine legs Miss Gump finds I've ever seen just as back it's crooked as a politician

Forrest it's good to have you back PFT Yeah it's good to be back I know you got AIDS That's not again supposed to be the most terrifying haunted house on the planet did read about that it's the thing is that you like actually torture you yeah i think you might actually get tortured

where they actually waterboard you and shit let me pull up the exact so we don't get wrong what the fuck yeah no they they the waiver says like they can literally do anything they want in the world to you bill you should go it's it's a southern thing oh yeah the thing is i fucking scare easily so there's a blog on it and it's a southern thing dot com I mean waterboarding I mean that's big you're in your well within your rights to be scared of waterboarding they like rip your toenails

off and shit yeah like like and you pay them this is not a haunted house so you don't I saw a TikTok on it recently you don't have to pay but there's like a waiting list to do it so okay and they vet you like mentally and stuff and if you survive if you can last the whole time they pay you

20k this sounds like the Marines it sounds like people are saying for the military A Navy SEAL did it and was like going to make it the whole time. But then they they said something about, oh, you're unfit. We're stopping this now so that they didn't have to pay him, I think. I mean, I just came up. This is a great idea. If we take this concept and we just have like chicks running it, all the simps that

would sign up to like get on a waiting list to have like a girl beat them with a sack of quarters or something like that. I like the small of Elmer's. Oh, you could drink that. Oh, God. Okay. Well, I didn't. What? Okay.

That's what you can drink it. Were you going to say you're supposed to drink it? No, you can. It's for kids. Kids can drink it. This is teaching us a lot about Billy. I've never. I want to drink.

Don't drink glue. Look, if you didn't taste Elmer's glue as a child, I honestly never tasted. I never did. You never tasted at Elmer's glue. I did not taste. It's non-toxic. I know it says non-toxic.

There's a lot of kid. You were that's a lot of stuff that's not. toxic, Billy? You didn't just like, your tongue in it? I was a kid I went to elementary with a kid who used to like sniff Kool-A packets and shit like you're that kid, bro. You were that kid, bro. What's from sniffing? Like, sniffing Kool-A packets, they smell good.

I did get back from Panama and I googled drug laws in Panama just because I'm home safely now and I was just curious if the guys that I left behind there, if they were into any sort of things like that, what kind of danger they could be in. I always, I'm such

an idiot. Whenever I go overseas, I just always, assume that the drug laws over there are basically Amsterdam. Like when I was in Hong Kong with Donnie, and he was like, do you want to try this MDMA? I'd never done MDMA before. And I was like, yeah, sure we're in Hong Kong. It's probably cool over here. No one's going to get mad about that. And then I come back and I realize it's like extremely strict laws against MDMA over there.

This is why you just stick with light beer. Yeah, yeah, could stick with light beer for sure. Panama was the MDMA. in Hong Kong I mean I was just like a ball on top of the team Oh that's a classic beer pong trick It's a bit yeah

That's no because When there's one cup And you're trying to distract them Yeah listen hey We're laughing at Billy I've done it I've done that trick before When only dudes are around

Just one ball though I know usually I take both And then I mean I haven't done this was probably like 10, 14 years. But I'd take like my sack and then you pull it like through the waistband. No, but it's one. And you just have the sack hanging down. That's, that's always good for a lot.

Oh, the Texas bell buckle. Yes. Yeah, there you go. But it's just the one. And then people like, whoa, is that? What is that? And they're like, oh, it's just your ball. It's funny.

Yeah. Is this a two America's thing, Aaron? Aaron's looking like that, you look like that meme from love is blind with that woman who's just like squinty eye like, hmm. I see it. You just walk around with your ball is out and show people? No, just during beer pop. You're trying to distract those.

Just when you're drinking around guys. Yeah, you got it. But it's like in the pregame, but it's just dudes. Just setting the same. Yeah. Yeah, totally. I would say that the cap on a ball, probably a two. Really?

Yeah. How can a ball be better than a two? No. I mean, if we're talking smooth, like the topography of your ball could be a lot better. I'm reading it. at, I'm on PFT side. Two. It doesn't, it doesn't give, it does, balls are gross.

Yeah, good point. They are. I saw some balls this weekend. I saw some new balls. It's been a while since I've seen a new pair of balls. I was at, uh, I went to sleep no more on Saturday night with Donnie. Is that a club? No, sleep no more.

No, it's like a, uh, it's like an immersive theater type performance. So it's like loosely based around Macbeth. and it's got all these different actors and you follow them through this three-dimensional scene. It's like it's set in a hotel with multiple levels. So you follow the actors around from scene to scene and you're wearing these masks so you feel like you're part of the background.

And it was interesting. It was a pretty cool thing to do. But at one point, this dude just gets into a bathtub and then just gets out and like runs across the room and just saw balls flapping. It's always shocking to see nuts in public. There is a lot better comedic value.

and balls than I think in the other body part. Yes. Yeah, that's the thing. It's like, yeah, balls aren't hot, but they've got a great personality. Yeah. Yeah. So everybody knows, FYI for Aaron Get Then. I watched Ready Player 1, like, two weeks ago.

Right. And I've been dropping, well, I only did it once, but I've been dropping, like, little nuggets about the movie. Where? You don't remember when he was like... I was like, they should shut the internet down for two days a week. And Aaron's like, that's in Ready Player 1. Oh, shit. All right.

Well, I'm going to continue to do that without telling him. If he see if he notices. Yeah, but I'll make it like subtle. I think that they should shut down the internet like two days a week. Think about it because like people in the metaverse, and this goes for people to get really into video games too, like really into things like second life. But in the metaverse, once we get where everybody is in there all the time, they're going to invest so much. into like the characters and the add-ons and the bells and whistles and shit

that they create that if they get destroyed in that metaverse that's worse to them than living their life in real life wouldn't that just be like the internet's down if

if arian has to tell you one more time to watch Ready Player One get crazy what basically you basically just described like a huge part of that movie I feel like every episode of this podcast area

and you're putting like a little you know what an Easter egg is? I feel like you're leaving Ready Player 1 I feel like you fuck it with me now I feel like you fuck no you're doing this you're putting an Easter egg fuck that

you're putting an Easter egg I see that I sniff this out last week BFT has seen the phone I watched it I watched it like a month ago and I've just been making references to Ready Player 1 without saying it This is the person I cut.

The super cut. Literally said like the plot of them. That's a cut up of them is going to be awesome. I just came up with maybe my best business idea yet. You ready for this? Almost guaranteed to be a smashing success. Okay. Buy a gas station and then make the prices so fucking high on the gas.

I'm talking, what's the national average right now? Like four. I would make mine like $6.25 per gallon. and then I would just get everybody stopping in to take pictures of how high the gas prices are so they can post them online. In fact, I bet you that a lot of people would stop to fill up their tank just so that they could take a picture

of look how much my gas cost today. Thanks, Biden. What was the hardest you ever got hit? Oh, I remember it. Clint fucking session, dog. Clint Session, linebacker for the coach. That little motherfucking. Oh, boy.

man, bro, he hit me in my chest. 2010, he hit me in my chest. I could not breathe for a good minute. Like, I was trying to breathe. It could not breathe. I was like, yo, this is raised. He's a different level. So he just hit you like right here.

No, in the chest, man. In the chest. Yes, he hit me in my chest. And I was like, I was doing that shit. I could not breathe, dog. And he gets up talking shit. And I got to talk shit back. And I'm like, nothing's cut.

coming out. Bray, it was just what, that was my welcome to the NFL hit. All right. Coley. I'm going the opposite. I'm taking what I believe would be if they were considered a militaristic operation, the third ranked globally. And that's the NYPD.

I'm taking the NYPD. They've got the budget to go toe to toe with anybody. We know they're vicious. We know they will attack. I'm taking the NYPD. I suggest that you check the vagina if it's lubricating that much because frankly it's medically impossible for a woman to have a wet

ass pussy. If you look at the etymology of the phrase wet ass pussy, the ass and the pussy are two different structures on a female anatomy. So how could your pussy have a wet ass? It doesn't make sense. There's no ass of a pussy. There's only a pussy of a pussy. That's been Shapiro. Thank you for joining.

Yeah, so the answer is Trump is he's a breast guy and I never heard him really speak about someone having a great backside and all, but he was very quick to talk about the size of a woman's chest. Did investment advice for someone young who like really looking to a financial advisor? But seriously, looking to a Roth IRA because the taxes you pay, it's untaxed and your taxes are probably lower now.

And when you take that money out one day from a Roth IRA, if you're like not, you're not going be making, hopefully you'll be making more and be a different tax bracket by the time you take it out. If you want to pay the lower taxes now, you can put up to 6K in a year if you're under a certain earning threshold. And it's honestly been a really good device for young people and more people should know about it. Billy, are you a financial advisor? No. But I'm telling people about a Roth IRA isn't like, telling people to invest in the vanguard, split between the vanguard foreign sector and domestic sector, 3K each. That would be an investment. strategy. Right. I'm just covering our basis by asking you again, are you a financial advisor?

No. Okay. That should cover it, right? Large 100%. Yeah. The thing is the phones do now make all of the male advantages, like obsolete. Okay, go on. Like, and so shit, man, what? We're being, we're being taken over by the phones. No, no, it's facts. Like, you don't really need to know. No, good point, Billy, they vibrate too. Like, they do everything that we can do. How is, now? But like, how is that inselshaded? I'm actually saying we're now more equal. I think that I don't think that a woman should be allowed to own a phone that shakes when somebody texts her a call. I'm not what I'm saying.

Most homophobic dog. All right. Let's see. I would say, Hmm. Bloodhound. I like that. I think pit bull.

Malinwa. He's the, a pit bull is the, is the homophobic. one, but he, he, he closet in the inner closet. He actually himself. Yeah, it takes like real good care of his body. Yeah. Always gets his nails done. It's a bodybuilder. Is a bodybuilder. Yeah. The reason I said Bloodhound is just because they, they remind me of just old people in general. A bloodhound's like an old man that's like, ugh, they're taking over a neighborhood. Yeah. Why can't they just do this behind closed doors? I put it in my face all the time. And there's not that many instances of women being attacked during when they're most

smellable by sharks. I want to. Billy say it. I've said enough. Okay. Excavation. The U.S. truly well. Let me start the day by sending my condolences to the families of Bill Russell, you know, when I was a kid growing up in San Francisco. One of the first sports names that I heard, of course, Joe Lewis was the first, but it was Bill Russell playing across town, went in back-to-back NCAA championships for the University of San Francisco, and then he went to Boston Way 11 World Championships, and in the process became the first black coach in all of American major sports, the winningness team player of all time, Bill Russell, God bless you.

This morning, you know, they keep talking about the Deshaun Watson situation. They aren't this federal retired judge. They obviously respect her both sides. She looked at it. She came out with a decision. Hey, man, that's it. That should be it. People are saying, why would he settle if he was innocent?

Hey, look, guys, he's not going to change anybody's mind no matter what he does. He can't change my mind. I think he probably was out of line with some of the girls. And I think some of the girls jumped on board because there was a chance of making money. Plus, the fact that fighting it is going to cost a fortunate. I'm pretty sure the legal fees of fighting it wouldn't be much different than what he paid off in settling these cases. I just like to see it go away at this point. If I want to see negative and hear negative news every morning, I'll just watch Fox News Channel.

They'll tell me what's wrong with America and everybody. I'm just saying, take care. Listen. I'm not saying I agree with the guy, but I am saying I do need O.J. Simpson to comment on anything that happens in America. We have Big T. Loves Meetspin. That's his username. What do you do for a living Big T. Loves Meetspin that you can send this Discord for two hours on a Wednesday afternoon? What's the general opinion on Billy in this podcast community? in the community or the pot this pot this the macro dosing family uh billy's like um

we all love him right we all love him but he's like um you gotta you got to you got to keep him on a leash as bfts he always like to say he he ventures off and you got to take him back sometimes his facts come from odd places so you got to you got a you got a checky mary down there but now he good people may everybody love that i'd get invested in now we're fantasy fantasy Kim Kardashian dating Hell yes Let's start that right now Where do you go after Tim Kardashian?

That's a cash cow People will fall for that shit so easily That sure would be kind of Actually I mean I'm pretty sure you'd get sued Yeah But that sure would be fine If they was into it

Like you know what I'm selling Who I'm dating next That would be fire I'm just saying Don't be a fucking idiot Billy Hmm All task Speaking of Billy being a fucking idiot

Oh excuse me bad dog Sorry. Jeez. That had some vitri all behind it. That wasn't even about me and I'm mildly offended. Hey, let a talk. I'm with her. What do you guys say?

I just know Aryan loves Herschel Walker quotes. Have you seen his from today, Aryan? Oh, no. Give it to me. Let's fucking go. Herschel Walker on the federal climate change bill. Quote, they continue to try to fool you that they're helping you out, but they're not. Because a lot of money is going to trees.

Don't we have enough trees around here? point. Tell him he's wrong. Holy shit that guy, man. I owe you one when I'm back in the city. How about that? No. This, this, uh, where's the gigantic cap? Give me the, give me this.

Shit, sorry. Got a prop coming in. Sounds like a whole bunch of fucking cap to me. I know he can't see it, but everyone else can. Live look at Aaron Foster. cap it's facts though wait can't you just sing it listening to your own audio and then we'll put the audio in behind you but that's what i'm saying i would be singing it to y'all would be hearing it a cappella yeah it's just different it's just not the same you gotta be there for that cap

it sounds like cap you're in it right smells like some m f and cap and it's my birthday Happy birthday. He said happy birthday. Billy, if you really do know areas, what we would want to do is get like those safe have-a-heart traps and like set them up in several different places, sort of create like the ghost adventure getting into a section of sewer to explore, make it gross and grimy. And then ultimately like rats are interesting, dude. They're super charismatic and people are terrified of them.

Plus, you can work in the ninja turtle angle. with Master Splinter. Like, there's so much cool stuff to be had there. I mean, I don't know when the next Ninja Turtles movie is coming out, but could try to get Nickelodeon and the Turtles franchise on board with, can we catch the real Ninja Turtles of New York? Because I know in the ponds in Manhattan, there are tons of ruddyards sliders,

which are what the Ninja Turtles are based off of. And then we go into the sewer to catch Master Splinter. Dude, I'm telling you, it's a whole thing. Dude, that'd be sick. I mean, insane. And also in Chinatown, there's tons of exotic animals. we could be like, look, this is where they could, because I know where they sell crocodile meat in, alligator meat in Chinatown. So it would be like, where did the sewer gaiters come from here?

Right. And one of their, I guess he was a producer on what he was, gets up in my face and he goes, stop filming. And I said, why? He said, because I told you to stop filming. Oh, that's a great, I said, you're on a public sidewalk. And he's just staring. And he didn't respond. I said, And I said, what reasonable expectation of privacy did you have on 24th Street in Manhattan? Also, he used to take meetings when he was taking a shit and he would just whip his dick out sometimes during meetings. Jumbo. Yeah, he nicknamed his penis Jumbo. And he would just like pull it out.

Or he would, he wouldn't like pull it out, but he would get changed in front of people that he was talking to in a political environment. And just so that they would see like the type of man that you're dealing with right now. Have you heard the phone call he was making to someone? he was like he wanted new suits and he was like be sure to tell him in the pants I need extra room in the crotch yep

because it rides up and I think he used the term bunghole yeah he did he did it's a great phone call if you haven't heard a bunghole yeah he strikes him as a guy that would use the word like son of a bitch a lot

and goddamn bunghole but I have beef with you PFT okay who am I talk talking with who is this uh this is mr money loser from the discord channel mr money loser all right what's your beef so my beef this is a month old issue uh i forget which episode it was but several months ago uh big t asked if anybody had donated to any politicians and you said you think you may have donated to obama in oh eight but that was it individual contributions are searchable

on the F.E.C.'s website. Oh, let's go. Let's go. Yes, this rocks. The guy brought the receipt. Yeah, let's go. I honestly don't remember. So thank you for bringing it. Who is it? I might be a little bit. I'm worried now. How many Democrats are we talking? Oh, so it's only one person. He donated twice to that person. Bernie Sanders in 2016 and 2020. Okay, let's go. There we go. Okay. So how did you not remember donating to Bernie Sanders twice. He is a Bernie

Roe. No, no, no. No. PFT. Yeah, PFT Bernie. So you have a way. The 20 donation was several hundred dollars. Oh, I did. Whoa. Yeah. So I honestly did not remember that, but thank you for, thank you for and for. I was nervous for a second. I was like, who is he going to say? Is he going to donate to like Rick Perry when I was in Texas? Did I donate to Hillary Clinton? So all things being equal, I'm actually

okay with that. I'm fine with that. So you helped get Trump elected? I helped get, yeah. I personally helped get Trump elected. I get way less Aryans, the face Aryan made, made it seems like we don't even need to find that. Yeah, I don't know. I saw it. I was a guilty. I remember the episode. I don't remember which one, but I remember what he's talking about.

And I wasn't like necessarily playing Valorant. Y'all were talking about something. I was like, I just wanted to try something. So there's something called Death Match and Valerant. It's like where you just, it's basically where you go warm up. A bunch of people just run around shooting each other.

So you were playing Valer. And that's crazy that you caught that because that specific glitch just started like maybe a month ago to where my camera glitches if I play it. So that's why I can't stream it because right now the camera glitches, it's a problem with Valerick, which is wild that you caught that, bro. There's actually a ton of dudes who take like dudes my age, you take Cial. every day because it's supposed to have anti-aging benefits and testosterone boosting benefits just like who don't even have a rectalysis sounds like a soft confession by billy no this isn't a

soft confession it was just pitched to me on bodybuilding it's a semi hard confession it's like it's great for pumps in the gym yeah if uh putin drops a uh tactical nuke loki i might be working remote for a while okay so permission to work remotely granted thank you i'm just in the event of nuclear war. I'm going to go like that's but like I'm I'm I'm going to get out of Dodge a little like my like anxiety level on that's probably a little higher. Billy is uh he's doing an all time billy move here where the world is on the brink of nuclear catastrophe and billy is thinking about how he can use it to miss work no remember last year when you said our offense couldn't work against Alabama and Georgia and then we scored the most points Bama's given up since 1907 yeah so about that um I

still feel the same way. Oh, stop. When you look at the game, okay, if you look at the game from, and this is why I don't watch a lot of football, because when I watch football, all I do is critique it. Like, why things are happening, what, like, coverages that they're doing. And so when I look at the game, if you look at how many mistakes Alabama made,

the game would not be that way if they cleaned up their mistakes. And granted, there was mistakes made on both sides, but the mistakes that Bammer was making were like so many, so many penalties, so many, like they shot themselves on the foot so many times that that happened to fall in our favor. A few things go different and Tennessee loses that game. I didn't know you take shrooms, you take shrooms? I like.

Not like every day, right? No, like, you're not going to get in trouble, bro. No, I like to work out on them and it just gives me deeper, like, it's just great for the vibes in my brain. Mm-hmm. I think that's a very literal statement that I don't know how aware you are of its accuracy. But I can say it, however you get there, man. I have not seen a trap song before this one, but this is the first trap song.

It's called Every Day will be Sunday when the town goes dry in 1919. So it was about prohibition. Oh, hell yes. Which is fire. It's like the first, I mean, it's the first trap song. old manhattan and martini have received a big subpoenae every day'll be sunday when the towel goes dry I think we got the gist damn he snapped yeah that was that was rhymy sing song yeah if someone actually wrapped that verse it would it would be better than a lot of rappers out manhattan in martini

you're about to get subpoenaed yeah dude that's that's a creative rhyme T-Pain may have rhymed Mansion in Wisconsin, but this guy he wrote martini and subpoena. Subpoenas. Yeah. My second charge conspiracy to distribute over a thousand pounds of a scheduled one narcotic. Marijuana. Yeah. I got life in 40 years.

And marijuana has never killed anyone. It's ridiculous. It's literally impossible to overdose on marijuana. And that's where they get like you got Biden that just recently everybody's read that he's going to pardon all the simple possession cases. Yes. There's not a single simple

possession case in federal custody at all. That's smoke and mirrors. Now, the states have some simple possession cases, the states. But he cannot pardon those people. That's why you see him in his speech, he urged the states to file a suit.

There's not one prisoner that's coming out of tens of thousands marijuana prisoners that's coming out of prison due to what he said about two weeks ago. Oh, wow. And so first time

him in my travel, we've been out in L.A. for a few days and I'm at the airport and we both get a bag of gummies, 150 milligrams each. Yeah, Jesus. Well, he's eating his gummies and I see he eat the whole bag.

Oh, my God. Well, he's got intolerance. Yeah. I said, well, shit, you eat that whole bag. He's, oh, Pop, don't eat the bag. I eat about half a lot.

of it, worst thing I've done. Look, I didn't think I could get on the friggin' plane. I'm sitting there waiting. They call my flight, and I told my son, son, I don't think I can get on this plane. Then if the balloon pops or ruptures or anything inside me, I'll probably be fine. But if I keester a bunch of coke or heroin and it pops inside me, I might die from it. That's what I'm saying. But, like, condoms.

Yeah. If the condom breaks. Bill, you probably don't know. this, but sometimes the condom can break. And so if my condom filled with heroin broke inside my own ass, then I might die. I have more of a problem with their food selection than I do with what they're actually doing. What kind of soup as a soup connoisseur yourself would you use if you were attempting to deface a priceless painting? I think the conversation starts and ends with borsh. I think a borsch is a good one to throw on a painting. It's like a purple or a pink. It's

going to get it's going to pop against the canvas it's going to probably stain whereas if you're throwing like a i don't know what that person threw it was like a well this one was runny mashed potatoes and i think a can of tomatoes or something yeah the mass tomato soup the mashed potatoes that's not that's that's boring it's going to slide right off there's no gravy on there i would throw either the porch or i would consider manhattan clam chowder the big one was i had a running vomit in outland with heads. I was running down the aisles of the chest that hill cinnamon. It roped like over five

people. My mom followed me about and she was like no more horror movies, no more. And then Raiders came out when I was like 10 and everyone's everyone's talking about Raiders but you couldn't see it because my brother's like yeah, face is melt. My mom's like you're going to puke. And I went and I saw it and I was fine. I came out. I was like, I didn't puke. I didn't puke. No, Big T doesn't

want to, Big T wouldn't be caught dead in my poor apartment. Yeah. No, I think I'm too poor to to go over there. Yeah. That's That's what it is. He has the machine when you step in that automatically, like, shrink-wraps your shoes that rich people have. I mean, it's pretty sick.

So, absolutely. Who would you kill to get a Tennessee National Championship? Specific name. Almost anyone. Really? Like, Billy. Paul Pelosi? Yeah.

You would kill Billy? Paul. There's like four or five exceptions. Would you kill me? Yeah. I'm willmed. Bill, you whelmed? I'm a mid-welmed.

That's well-welmed. No, but mid-welmed. So perfectly welled. Yeah. No, like just mid. That is well-ed. I know, I know, but I just, I want to do it. I'm not over and not under that when you're well.

That's well. I mean, this guy. But I know, we talked about this, but I'm mid-welded. Okay, that's fine. Just because it's mid. I think back in the day, if you're going to have tits on camera, they had to be dynamite tits. Now anybody's tits can be on camera at any given time. So you don't just have top-tier titty that's making waves.

You have lower-tier titties that have joined the party. The people's boobs. Kate Upton is a modern example. Yeah. What about her? Well, it's just like you're saying they changed. But like that's... Wait, so we're saying Kate Upton is an example of a woman who has boobs.

Vintage. You think she's got vintage boobs? She's got analog boobs. Should I Google Kate Upton boobs? Throwback. For research. For research, for research. Research.

Yeah, we're getting horny on this one day. We're only talking about balls. This is wild. This is wild, actually. Is there any way in the world I can know anything about this person? I can't imagine. Okay. Close your eyes.

Close your eyes. Everybody, please, everyone take a peek at this. Keep your eyes closed. Keep your eyes closed. Mm-hmm. Yep. Open your eyes. Could have been a man or woman.

I didn't tell you to you to. I think it's a guy. Am I right? Yes. There was a woman. This guy would have more excited. He would have touched that. healthy beard. You know what I'm saying? You guys all saw what I wrote down? Yeah, yeah. The guy you just

thought of, what month is he born in? July. July. Oh my God. Get the fuck out of you. Got the fuck out of here. Uh, old time. Is that Walt been there the whole time? It was been there the whole time. Yeah. All right. Beginning middle end. Beginning, middle, and beginning middle end. July 1st to 31st. There we go. Think of the name. Think of the name for a second. And I want you do this. I want you to think of, um, the letters. Like, Like just, you know, like if I was thinking Billy, B-I-L-L-Y, just think of the letters. I don't want to mix them up and just grab one of the letters somewhere in the middle. Just an interesting letter.

Just like, imagine that letter glowing neon. You got a letter in your head? Yep. Why? Do you think of a Y? Bro, I swear. There's no way. Hold up.

Hold up. Look this way. I think I got it. They got the date. What the fuck's that I have to do with the date? Can everyone see? I'm sorry. I made this kind of crooked.

Close your eyes, please. Close your eyes. Yeah. Can I see eyes. Sorry if I want to get in tight. Is that very clear what I wrote? Yeah, I see it. I think it's an unusual name

because Big T. didn't want to make this easy. What's his birthday? July what? 23rd. Oh, my God. And it's something like with a Y, but it's in the middle. I, uh, I-A-A-L-A-L-A-L-A-L-N?

His name's A-L-L-A-N. How you spell it? A-Y-L-L-A-N. Open the wallet, dude. Stop. Have we ever met before? If there's a photo, if there's a photo of this guy in there,

you're going to flip out. They're better not, hold on, PFC. PFC goes right for my Chase, Sapphire Reserve card. Oh, no, no, flip it. Come closer. Are you going to be on mic or no? I want to make sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Bring this over. Bring this over. Open the zipper. The zipper section. I don't want to touch anything. I want them tell them I'm not touching a thing. It's not touching anything. Open the zipper, grab my card.

And read the note on the back for Big T. Okay, on the back. Wish Ailan, happy birthday. Stop. Get the fuck out of here. I'm kidding me okay yeah

okay there's the right there you washing it you didn't put it under the cup again I just saw you do that he's doing slight

of hand mad dog okay ready wait billy I want a fair it's not very slight though and I saw it he's got the hand

part down mm-hmm no no Jerry's not creepy Jerry taught me how to smoke meats the other day like

like is this smoke jersey Jerry no no this is my buddy Jerry but he's 70 yeah are you saying you have a 70 year old friend named Jerry that teaches you how to cook

and tries to give you gummies. I met him he's just How did you meet him? How did you meet him? Okay, I met him by a doc. I met him on the dock that As one does. She's hanging out by the doc. He's a family friend. He's a family friend. Yeah, I bet he

is. I have what I think that all Americans should be able to get behind for Donald Trump. I think that we should all agree that we'll tell Donald Trump will act like he's running for president. I think there should be camera crews that follow him around this entire time. I think that we should put him in a Truman show like environment. We tell him he wins on election night. And we create all those graphics and we build

an exact replica of the White House, have him live in the White House with cameras everywhere. We do hard knocks Donald Trump's White House. And it's a weekly show that comes out on HBO for the next four years. Ariane, Billy's talking about being. Billy's talking about being. being a investment banker. Well, you proposed it. I was just talking about some stuff. Billy was saying that he was almost an investment banker. He knows a lot about the world of investment banking.

I'm proposing that we put together a little, maybe we sent Billy out to be our investment banker and have Billy come back with some net worth increasing deals that he's identified, some arbitrage, maybe. How much we, how much we talk? I don't know. I'm down to gamble on Billy's brain. PFT, Riz God, in middle school.

I was, the Riz was out of control in middle school. It was giving Pete Davidson in middle school. You don't know what I got up to at Happy Feet 2? What's that? Oh, the movie? The movie? Billy, did you touch her a boob during Happy Feet 2?

I don't know. Joking. Yeah, you did. Yeah, you did. You would not have brought that up if he didn't. Big T, I will beat your ass. I'm saying, say what you wanted to say. Get your ass out of sea, ho.

Oh, yeah, he called you home. Nobody talks to me like that. I just did. Now get up by the seat. No, this is a perfect...