Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - Best of Macrodosing 2025 | Part 2

Episode Date: December 30, 2025

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You want to stick. I'll give you a chooser on adventure. You want to stick with football or do you want something that happened to me over the weekend that I'm a little bit embarrassed about? Let's do that and then we'll go back. Okay. I think I got scammed this weekend. Oh, no. I'm usually awesome at detecting scams.

I always say, like, I'm mentally tough. I'm immune to being brainwashed. I've had experiences where I've been in like a cult recruitment situation. I just laugh and I'm like, you people are ridiculous. Before you continue, I got a new scam text this weekend and it didn't get me. I'm unflappable, but I am curious, was it a text? It was not a text. It was an IRL scam.

Oh, really? Oh, okay. Continue. I thought you may have fallen for a new. No, this happened to me live in the flesh. So on Saturday Half time of the Vol's Bulldogs game

Which we can get into in a little bit I made a quick trip to Home Depot To pick up some stuff Okay On my way back Howdoers get more done Stop by the car wash Because my car got towed last week

It's a long story They put it in a impound lot That was apparently made from moon dust So it was just My car was The outside looked like shit So I stopped at a car wash Get it washed

And I start to vacuum out A little bit of the inside I pull up park the guy next to me pulls up he goes I love your car dude I love that car and I knew something was weird because this guy was like very assertive and like yeah my car it's an okay looking car but this was not the El Camino by the way so I was up but nobody I guess that with the car wash bit

yeah nobody nobody would ever like approach me on the street be like dude what a fucking sick ride that's awesome so my antenna was up a little bit and he goes I love those cars man I I see him all the time, and that's my favorite kind of car in the world. I was like, thanks, man. Just trying to vacuum my car. And he goes, I see you got a dent in the side of it, which I do because of Hank's poll that he put up in the parking lot that he did not.

You just left it? You still have it. It was a little bit of a scrape and a small dent, yeah, because I didn't feel like taking it into the body shop and I knew they were going to try to charge me like, you know, $1,500 bucks. So it was a, it was a small dent, but it was there. And so the guy goes, I see you got that dent in the side of it. I work at a body shop, and I got the tools with me right now, and I can fix that dent

and take all the scratches out of the side of your car. And I was like, okay, but I'm trying to, like, move the conversation along to see what he's really getting at. So he's trying to go down this whole sales pitch with me. I was like, how much do you want? He's like, they would charge you $3,000 for this? I was like, tell me how much you're going to charge me right now. He was like, I'll do it for $150.

bucks and i was like 150 bucks he's like he's like he's like just get in your car and hit the break and then he he took uh he took like the tools out of his car and i was like wait wait wait how much are you going to charge me for he's like 150 bucks right now i was like let me get your card and i'll give you a call back he's like i can't i can't give you a car i don't have a card and he's like just get in your car sir and put your foot on the break because i'm about to pull this out and i don't want your car to move while i'm trying to pull it out that to me hand up that that should have been red flag right there that was red flag because my car was in park it's like what's my foot on the brake going to do that the the parking brake won't do

and so i get in put my foot on the brake i hear this pop and then i come out and he's like smearing all this epoxy stuff or whatever it is on the side of it to to fix the scratch he's like wiped this off in like two hours with uh with soap and warm water i was like okay so i paid him the money he drove a And then I started to look closer at the guy. I don't think he got the dent out. I think it was a fake thing that he did. There's still like a, I haven't looked at it under the sunlight yet because I drove at home and still had all this white shit all over it.

And then I parked it on the street and I haven't gone back to like inspect it since then. But I think I got taken for 150 bucks. Can I, maybe I'm dumb. What was the purpose of putting your foot on the brake? There was no purpose. He was telling me because. get in the car. Yeah. So that, yeah. So, from his point of view, he was like, I don't want this guy watching. All right. Yeah, I did. I couldn't. Okay. I got it. And I think putting the, the, like,

scratch fixer on top of it afterwards was a way for me to not to not be able to see if he got the dent out or not. Well, hold on. So we don't know if the dent is out or not? I haven't taken a quick, when I drove it home and I parked it, I look. Can't say you got scammed and you don't know you got it. Did you not do what he told you to do with the soap and warm water? Yeah, but it was dark out when I did that. You should be able to feel a dent. Yeah, well, there's also like a natural dent in the side of the car, like the way that the door is designed.

It has like a natural dent. Well, it has like a, it's the design of the panel. It's curved. So I need to get, I need to get closer and do a thorough visual inspection of both sides of the car to see if the symmetry is there. I don't, I don't know that you guys can. So I was thinking about that. But then I went home last night and I looked it up online.

I was like, car dent. fixed scam and it was everywhere on that's what you that's what you type it was everywhere everyone's like beware of this of this current scam that's going on right now and step by step what the guy did to me that was the scam but i'm going to go home today i'm going to inspect it there is a chance that he just did good work for me but he did it using the exact same steps of trying to do a scam. I mean, worst case scenario, you're out 150 bucks. You made it sound like something terrible happened. Right. No, I mean, that, that is the worst case scenario. You're either out 150 or you got your dent fixed for 150. And you're not, you don't even know. So my problem wouldn't necessarily

being being out 150 bucks for it because all in all, it could be a lot worse. It's allowing yourself to be scam. It's allowing myself to get tricked by a very obvious scam. That's what I have a problem with. But we haven't even conclusively determined that it was a scam. We have not yet. Okay. We have not. But again, it followed all the exact same steps as an established scam. A car dent fix scam involves unsolicited individuals in parking lots,

offering quick on-the-spot repairs for dents, often for cash, up-front payment. These scams are fake, use improper tools like plungers, and typically leave vehicles worse off by damaging the paint or metal. So, you didn't see the tools that are used? I saw it, yeah, it was like a bright green suction cup that had a handle on it, that he stuck on the side of the car. Did he do any twist it, whatever? Yeah, there was some twisting and then some pulling. He might have got you right.

I'm curious to see. I don't know. Yeah, he might have done great work for a reasonable price. In which case, like, I'm going to feel kind of like a genius. No. You should feel kind of like an asshole. Yeah. Well, you tell the world a man scavenger.

People listen to this. Paved you $3,000. Well, hand up, I also, I tipped him an extra 50 bucks on top of it. Here go two more for y'all. Yeah. I did hook him up because in the moment I was like, this guy just did me a solid. But then. Okay.

So you thought it was fixed when you tipped him. Yeah, but it was covered in this like white foam. So I couldn't even see the dent at the time. Okay. But yeah, in the moment, I was like, yeah, he hooked it up. We need to know when you get home if the dent is fixed. Okay. It's critical to the.

expeditious. Okay, I'll take a picture of both sides of it in the sunlight because I didn't, I took it home, it still had the foam on it. Then at night I went out, I washed it off, didn't get a great look at it. It was parked on the street. You don't feel it though? Like, how do you don't feel? You know, I felt like you would have felt a indentation on the, you'd have felt this. Well, no, I'm saying there is an indentation on the car, but that's the design of the panel. Both, even the side that was not dented has a certain indentation on it. So I don't know if it's that same indentation. indentation or if it's a little bit deeper or if it's different and the shape is different. I feel like you'd have felt the inconsistency while you're rubbing your hand over to the panel. I might have. But yeah, then on Sunday morning, I just went to the gym, went to work, and did not inspect the car. So we'll see the car here now? No, it's not. I drove the El Camino today. Oh, okay. So I will go home and inspect it.

We got to clear my man's name. in the case that he did you write. Yep. Also, Big T in the news that you sent over, one of the best heists that I've seen in recent memory? I am all for law and order. But if you commit a crime nonviolently that is so funny and or cool,

sometimes you deserve to get away with it Okay, all right I'll hear you out So what happened Was this a Disney World? Yeah, so this guy So Disney Springs Which is like the shopping area

Disney World Has like a lagoon I guess In the middle of it Okay This guy was wearing a full scuba suit Swam up to a restaurant That's on the water It's called the paddlefish restaurant

Yeah and got up you can't see it he's in full scuba goggles the whole deal he spray paints all the security cameras black and took i think they said 20 grand and then dove back into the water and got away a thousand percent inside job you think oh no question this is a restaurant yeah to be able to know that there's a route in there to get in and out aquatically yeah And then to have the wherewithal or know where all the security cameras are, it's a thousand percent.

An employee or ex-employee or something to do with the, with used to have been working there. There's a couple things that make me agree with you, Aaron. He knew where they counted the money and he knew when they counted the money. And so he went up, it was after the restaurant was closed, and he had his scuba gear,

swam up, went to the manager's office, told everybody get in the corner, did not have a weapon, or did not produce a weapon, told everyone to get into the corner. And then he stole the money, got back in the water, swam away. Also, this restaurant that he swam up to is a replica steamboat that he swam up to. Is that a robbery if you just go in, if you just walk in and you're like, hey, give me all that money? Yeah, someone got charged with armed robbery, even though they didn't have a gun because they slid over a note that said I have a gun. I agree with that.

That was considered armed robbery. But if you don't... I think the standard is like if you make a reasonable person assume that you are robbing it, like you can be charged with a robbery. Okay. So if you come in after hours and you're just like, give me all the money that you're counting right now. Correct. Then that counts.

Also, I did miss that he tied up a couple of employees that changes things slightly. Okay. However, um, still kind of funny. It's the fact that it was at Disney World too Yes objectively The happiest place on earth I think they're all in on it Hey

The fact he had to swim there Let me slide by out though you five racks Oh you think that like the people that were in the store That were tied up In the restaurant yeah Interesting That'd be a great way to rob a bank Not that anyone should

Also must not have been Best bank robbery movie Best bank robbery movie robbery movie yeah i mean there's i love heist movies this is some this is one of my favorite genres i want to be in a heist one day that's i don't fbi i don't know that you do how exhilarating would it be heist simulator okay now you're talking now that could be much more okay so you have to gather the crew this is what i love about heist movies right you got to have your intel guy your your your communications guy you have to have the lock picking guy yep right

You have the guy that you have to have the with the shits guy who's willing to go in there and, you know, the strong arm it, the muscle it. You got to have a getaway driver. Mm-hmm. Right? You have to, you have to corral these dudes and you have to execute. That might be one of the fun of games. I'm with that. Yeah, put your crew together.

You have to have a van and your comms guys in the van. Mm-hmm. He's the end of the keyboard. He's tapping into the security. He's so fast. Yeah, man. I'm breaking into the main frame. Yeah.

to break it to the main band. The way they type all them buttons, how many times as a kid did you pretend you was doing that shit? By the way, the answer to Best Heist movie, you need to answer it because there's a clear cut answer.

Hold on, hold on, this is it. And it's not, I'll give you a hint and it's not one that you're expecting. I agree. Ocean's 11. No,

I've never seen those. What? You've got to watch OSC, you have to watch. You surprise me more and more. That's fine. That be that as it may. That's not,

that's not it. That's, but you've never seen it. You could make an argument that's the best, one of the best heist movies of all time. I haven't seen the original, but the, uh, the remake was incredible. I think it's, it might be Jeff D. Lowe's favorite movie. The town is pretty good. The one with the old guys, but I don't know the name of it.

The old guys. What do these old guys do? They're like, uh, yeah, I'm gonna need you to, uh, hold on, let me find it. Is it wild hogs? No, it's like, they're just like older men and they're like robbing them. Bank. While you look that up. Point break is up there.

The best heist movie ever made is Disney's national treasure. That's an adventure movie. It's a heist. They steal something far more difficult to steal than money. It's different. It's a heist movie. It's a historical adventure. Sure.

Wrapped up in a heist. Okay. All right. Yeah. I mean, they pretend to kidnap the president. that's National Treasure, too. Wait, no, this wouldn't be a heist. Why not?

Has all the elements. Because they weren't trying to steal it. They were trying to, one, his whole goal was to clear his family's name. Sure. And to clear your family's name, you have to prove that the treasure was real. Okay. The goal of a heist is to, is to heist, to hijack a specific thing. That was never their goal.

Their goal was to reveal it. But to do so, what did they have to do? I had to go steal it. no they didn't steal it the Declaration of Independence they absolutely did he does say I'm going to steal the it's the most famous line in the movie

but their goal wasn't to steal the Declaration of Independence that was a that was a it was in furtherance of another goal but it was their goal but the goal was never to steal anything and yet they stole it

that's not a heist it's a heist they have the FBI going after him I don't think it's a classic It's not a classic heist. But it's a twist on a heist. It is. It's a play on a heist.

Great movie. Another great one is Inside Man with Denzel. Yep. That's a great one. The one I was thinking of is called Going in Style. It's with Morgan Freeman, Michael Kane, and Alan Arkin. It's more of like a comedy, but it's very funny. It's like a whimsical comedy about old guys that used to be criminals that get together for one last job?

Yes. Okay. Yeah. It's cute. Here's another one that. is kind of a heist inception I don't know that you can make the argument

with a straight face that national treasure is not a heist and inception is okay okay you're trying to steal an original thought from a man by implanting another one inside him this is infinitely more tenuous it's less heist no no no no no no no

you try to you got you have You have to take, you're taking his original feeling about his father from him. That's a heist. I honestly don't even remember what happens in. You're hijacking his, his entire thought process. That is, yes, absolutely. There's a heist. I understand what you're saying, but the fact that you, you poo poohed big tea.

In order to hold that opinion, you must also hold the opinion that National Treasure is. Correct. Yeah. Nah, because you're not taking anything. They took the Declaration of Independence. Bro, they're going, listen, maybe, maybe I'm fucking out because I don't know the definition of a heist. I'm going to look it up.

I completely understand what you're saying. You're saying they did that in furtherance of something else. A heist is a planned and usually daring robbery or theft, often valuables from a secure place like a bank or museum. But I could also refer to the actus still in a breakup. You could not write a better definition for what they do in that movie. They do that, no, that's not their goal, though. But that's, read it again.

again. Maybe I'm wrong. Read it again. No, no, you are wrong. Not based on the definition you just read. An act of stealing or breaking into a place to steal. Yes. That's not, that's not their goal. It's what they do. No, it's okay. So any, anytime they, they illegally gain entry into a party at the National Archives in order to go steal the Declaration of Independence. A secure location such as a bank or a museum, I believe you said. That wasn't their goal, though. What are we doing?

Yeah, come on, come on, Aaron. No, I can't give it to you. You're being stubborn. I didn't plan on feeling strongly about this, but now I do. Now, you're being stubborn, Aaron. No, I can't, I can't let it fly. I know that look, Aaron. You're literally the textbook definition.

I don't think so. You're saying because they had a goal beyond that. He's not going to agree with you, no matter what you say. But, but he's wrong. I disagree. Now this is all I care about. I can, is defining national treasure as a heist film. I got two other heist films that I think are better the national treasure.

In addition to the ones that I've said, you can name them. You'll be incorrect. Oceans 11 is better. I can't be. I haven't seen it. I think the town is better. I haven't seen that either, so it can't be. Solipsism.

I would say that heat is better Pacino De Niro Yeah I haven't seen that I've heard about that one though Really good heist movie

And then I would say Hell or High Water Have you seen that? None of these brother Hell or High Water has I think the most underrated actor In modern history in it Ben Foster

Ben Foster Is he Gandhi I don't know if he was gondy i would i would watch him play gondy ben kingsley ben kingsley okay yeah no this was uh it was ben foster he was also in he was in that movie um with justin temberlake alpha dog did you ever see that never heard of it

kidnapping movie based on true story also was the best actor in that by far more of a trolls two guy with j t gotcha that's a joke by the way uh yeah i think i think i provide you with a list that are better but i do enjoy national treasure great movie she's not a he's movie but big t you you have to watch oceans 11 i've given you so many great movies that you would enjoy i don't think you've seen a single one of them uh incorrect i watched um training day no uh alabama court my cousin Vinnie Correct

enjoyed it Okay there you go I liked it a lot This is These are movies that I would say You'll enjoy it equally I'm not a George Clooney Going on a mission type guy

You might like this though It's fast paced It's in Vegas It's interesting A lot of great actors in it I am It's possible I'll check it out

You will I promise you That you will enjoy Oceans 11 It is the best heist movie Legitimate Ice movie What is the the plot other than they're going on a heist? What is the purpose? They're they're planning a heist in Las Vegas. That's it? No, for no apparent reason. There's layers to it. Andy Garcia owns a

casino. Andy Garcia is dating George Clooney's ex-wife who goes by the name of Julie Roberts in real life. Maybe I'll check it up. Incredible cast. I'll let you know. If you're looking at Star Power and a cast, I think that's that's got to be up there too. Don Cheadle's in that moment of Don Cheadle I would actually say And this is just me thinking off the top of my head So I'd have to do some reflection

And think about it I think the more quote star studded A cast of a film is The less likely I am to enjoy it Sometimes you're right about that I think I don't like big actors In that kind Like I

This is going to sound weird I've never understood the concept of having a favorite actor. They're all the same to me. It's dependent on what the movie is. Well, if you, yeah, if you enjoy somebody's performances. I've never noticed one actor to be better than another. What?

There's no actor that you're like, that person, I've seen them in three films and I really enjoyed their work. Monumentally bad thing. I've... All actors are the same. Yeah, I don't really think... Nicholas Cage and Tom Hanks are the same caliber actor to you? so like they do different movies i don't it's it's about the movie to me i also don't like what

you're implying about nicholas cage here that seemed targeted because you you're still disagree with his national treasure i was trying i was trying to find a middle of the ring actor who is like not known for his acting but more known for his roles i even like a keanu reeves right there's a there's a there's a thousand football fields of difference between between Keanu Reeves acting and Tom Hanks acting. Like, there's just, it's just different, brother. It can say, but they do radically different things. Okay, what about this?

Jason Statham, Matt Damon, who's the better actor? I don't know that I've ever really seen anything Jason Statham is in, so I can't. Okay. But I, I don't know. If you were to venture a guess. Probably Matt Damon, but I also think there's an element of, you do one or two really good movies, you become, you know, a star in Hollywood or whatever,

and then you're given better opportunities than some other people who might get, like Jason Statham is pigeonholed into shitty action movies, right? So that's all he's going to do. Right. Whereas Matt Damon now is a star, so he gets top of the line movies.

I think it's all dependent on the movie. You get presented better opportunities for sure. Yeah. But yeah, there's different caliber actors. I understand that. It just doesn't usually make a difference to me. Okay. What's your all-time favorite movie?

Probably Shawshank. Okay. Now that that has some heavy hitters. Sure. Do you think there are... How many actors do you think could be in the role of Tim Robbins and the movie doesn't change in quality? I think it's quite a few.

You know what it is? I don't think you... I don't make a disrespect for it. I don't think you have a knack or a love for the arts like that. So like when you- I agree for the most part. Yeah, so when we were talking about music, right, like playing a guitar gives you or playing a piano gives you a different listening experience when you're listening to music.

Like you start to develop an appreciation for the art of it, not necessarily the product of it. I think you like the product. You don't like the art of it. For the most part, I would agree. Yeah, that makes sense. I also think that Big T is just too authentic of a guy for him to really identify with somebody that's good at playing somebody that they're not.

No. Because what you see is what you get with Big T. He's like, why is this guy, why are you paying money? Why paying your hard-earned money to go watch a man lie to you for two hours? You could not sound less like me. But no, I just, I care about the, if the movie's good. There is no actor that I could go watch a movie. And I would be like, even if I didn't like the movie that much, I enjoyed watching that actor.

Does that make sense? Yeah, I mean, story has a lot to do with it. For instance, the Braves are terrible. I paid good money to go watch the Braves when they were in Chicago a couple weeks ago because they still have Ronald Acuna and Matt Olson and these awesome baseball players that I really enjoy, even though the team sucks. There is no actor that would make me feel that way. Yeah, I think that's a fair take. Like, if Tom Hanks isn't a movie and everyone's like this movie sucks,

Then, yeah, I probably won't go see it. Just because I enjoy time acts. But when Captain Phillips comes out, I'm like, yeah, I want to go watch a great story with a guy that is at the peak of his craft. Like a movie that was kind of ass, but the acting from him was amazing. It was like Booker Eli. Like Denzel killed that role, but the movie was kind of eh. Have you ever, Big Tenve you ever gone to see like a Broadway play? A couple.

Did you enjoy the acting? acting in it or are you just there if I put a story yeah yeah just just the story I don't think the yeah yeah I think that's what it is I don't think you like I don't think you take a liking to the arts of it I grew up in um uh like I I got I wrote poetry loved poetry that turned into me being like being into playwriting and I acted in plays as a kid and so it's like knowing and understanding that side of the craft was fascinating to me. There's a very big difference between Tom Hanks and... And again, I understand that.

I'm not disputing that. I'm just saying it doesn't make... And although I kind of contradicted a minute ago with what I said about the Braves, I think I've said kind of the same thing about sports, too. I like the people who love professional sports because the players are so much better, that doesn't make a ton of difference to me. I would rather just watch Tennessee play regardless of how much. better or worse the players are than a professional.

Yeah, I think I pinned it. You like the product. Not the, uh, not the, the art of it. What are some great performances by great actors in dog shit movies? I think you could probably go down the list of anything Philip Seymour Hoffman was in. He was in a lot of good films too.

Philip Seymour Hoffman and John C. Riley. have probably done a lot of, like there were great actors that did great movies, but they probably also did their fair share of just money making bad films. I don't remember how good the movie was, but to me, this is how dope the role was. It might have been a good movie, but I just remember Leonardo DiCaprio and What's Eating Good or Great. Yeah. Unbelievable performance in that.

I'm asking Chad GPT about the best performances in bad movies. Okay. Michael Fassbender in Assassin's Creed. All right. Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean sequels. Yeah, yeah. Ian McEllen in The Hobbit Trilogy. I don't think they're bad movies.

Nicholas Cage and Ghost Rider. Okay. The talking car. Jared Leto in the House of Gucci. James McAvoy and Steve. Split. I thought Split was a good movie. I never saw that one. That's the M. Knight-Sharmelon movie

where it turns out it's a prequel to Mr. Glass. Or what's the movie that has Mr. Glass in it from the 90s? Samuel L. Jackson. I forget, but that's the big reveal at the end of the movie. It's the multiple personalities, right?

Yes. Yeah. We got a movie coming out. bad movie I don't think it was that bad movie I thought it was good we get a movie coming out soon how to rob a bank next year a heist film with john C riley christian slater is allegedly a heist movie pete davidson I'm interested you have my attention uh I watch I imagine entertainment movie yeah nothing like a good heist the planning the execution the tropes I do enjoy those

So they killed their animals. They cooked their own dogs. They would boil the animal hide roofs of their cabins and of their wagons. And they would make like a pasty soup out of the small amount of fat that was still in the hide that they used to cover their wagons. The kids were loving the rugs. Yeah. The kids loved rugs. They loved it.

It's a nice little treat for the boys and girls. They would hunt mice. that would make little nests inside their lean-toes or cabins, and then they would boil the mice in the canvas soup that they had made. Mice and canvas soup was a delicacy for them. They just, they ran out of all their food. They had, they had no food left. And this is when they're posted up at the lake.

Yeah, this is when they're posted up at the lake. And they also kept sending different members of the group to go look for help. Oh, I do love what they named that party of 15 that set out. Yeah, so it happened so many times and so many people, you would send out a party of like 15 people and then that party would get stranded. Then they'd send out like three people from that party to go and they'd give themselves another party name. They'd find more people, bring them back to help rescue them. Then they'd get stranded and then one person would have to leave that party and go look for help. It was just a disaster.

None of them knew how to fish. Yeah, that's what's weird. That blew my mind. Yeah. So I was fishing. I was wondering about that as well. The lake wasn't frozen over. Oh, really?

None of them knew how to trout fish. What? Fuck. I mean, I guess there's not a lot of fish in an Illinois. At least it's Springfield. Brandon disagrees. It's great fish. Again, I said in Springfield.

There's one fish. Well, I know, but I just figured if you're an adventurer, like I assume somewhere along the line you would have maybe come up with that skill set. That would be in the top three skills I'd want to know. Yeah. Fire, shelter. fishing might be better than hunting I think so because if you can find

a lake you got water and you got fish they're contained and you got fire you're good to go but yeah they didn't know how to fish I assumed it was frozen over that's insane big oversight I also feel like every man back then should have known how to fish yeah right

nobody taught them they just fed them like in today's day and age teach a man to fish exactly every man should know how to how to buy food at a supermarket. It's pretty much the same thing. Imagine you have a group of 86 and just like,

I don't know how to, I don't know how to check out of this grocery store. Does anyone here have Instacart? Oh, fuck, I just- starving in a grocery store, just laying on the ground. I just believed it. I ate PFT in the Jewel Oskow. There's nothing we could do.

It is, it's ridiculous. I will say, obviously, to the point that nobody can check out of a grocery store is ridiculous, but I don't go in anymore. I'm bringing it out to my car, put it in, and I could go on. Yeah. I love a grocery store. I do it on the phone.

They put it in my car. I leave. And so I feel like in 20, 30 years, like maybe people don't know how to do that. Yeah, but you always find some. But if it was like desperate times, you were starving to that. Sure, you could figure it out. Yeah. So that group that you mentioned, Teabobbob, the group of forlorn Hope.

Yeah. They set out in mid-December after they got stranded. and they were trying to get over the mountain and try to find there were some camps that were allegedly on the other side they're like we're going to go talk to these people bring back a search party and they went with two Miwok Native Americans Luis and Salvador fuck man poor Luis and Salvador and they brought some supplies I think they they scavenged up like a compass and some rice and that type of stuff maybe it was flour was that a premium for the people in the camp but they're like hey we're your only hope you have to give us your supplies we'll go we'll go find help um so they went and they eventually shot both of the guides and the head butchered their bodies and ate them yeah yeah now okay i did so louis and salvador right they didn't want to eat people right right and so they ended up being like we got to get the fuck out of here right and they tried to leave on their own but then later the

for a lone hope party found them kind of laid out yeah like they had they had gotten exhausted and so I mean they did shoot them in the head and eat them and they'd help them that's fucked up but were they already dead they were shot though yeah yeah I was to say my guess is they probably wouldn't have used bullets on them if they were already dead no no no I know I mean like like functionally like are you going to carry these two people who are now exhausted and like I mean it's fucked up either way I think if you're hanging out with a group of 80 people. And there's a loud commotion about, hey, maybe we should start eating ourselves. I'm with Louise and Salvador. They're like, let's get the fuck out of here. And then there were probably

like five other people that were like, oh yeah, it's really fucked up to eat people. Good call. Luis, could call Salvador. I agree. Let's go. Hang on. Let me just get my gun. Yeah. It'll be fine. Manifest destiny. If you're the only person that's against eating somebody, you're going to want to be the first one eaten. Yeah, for sure. You got to fall into line. Because you want, yeah, people won't trust you. It's like, we all have to do this together. So after the party leaves to go look for help, uh, they're starting to think about maybe doing some cannibalism because they're out of food, thinking about dabbling in it. And I, I want to know how the first person broached that topic, because they had some ideas. And they all kind of agreed once somebody broached it, it's not a

bad idea. Maybe we should draw straws for it. Or maybe we should flip a coin or maybe the person who's oldest should like volunteer someone should volunteer themselves yeah for the good of the group so they drew straws and uh this one guy lost and then they all couldn't do it oh so they i think maybe a guy that they all liked was the one that got the short straw yeah which completely it completely they all knew who they wanted to eat yeah yeah and they were hoping that it was going to be that guy and then when it wasn't they probably stuck that straw up real high for his turn yeah it's like flip a coin you'll know what you want to do while it's in the air yeah and and and when the guy got the short straw. They're like, we shouldn't do this. We, we've gone too far. I have a couple

questions for not like sprinting away. Yeah. I want to know how he. But that's why everybody liked him so much in the first place. Yeah. Because he was like, fuck it. You know what guys? Just laid right. You got to eat me. And like, oh, yeah. As I'm thinking through this, how could people who didn't know how to fish? Like, I can't imagine. So you kill a guy. You've got to like cut him open. Well, they could dress animals. Yeah, they knew how to hunt. They could dress animals. They could hunt but I guess they just yeah because they ended up finding like a bear right oh god that would have been awesome

they ate a bear have you ever had bear no I did once in Alaska you can only have it if it's roadkill horrible it didn't did it taste like blueberries no it tasted bad gamey stringy gross is it oily yeah I've heard it's really oily that might have just been from the book hatchet oh hatchet was so fucking good that's the one that's dudes love hatchet

dudes love Gary Poles you guys want to reread hatchet Dude, yeah. I'm running out to the elementary school. You guys want to do just a book club and every week attach it? Yeah, that was my fantasy when I was like nine years old. What if I get stranded in the woods? I could survive.

He could fish though. Yeah, he was he was fucking stabbing down on him. He learned about the like. The reflection. Yeah, the refraction. And then yeah, he'd learned how to spear him. They did know how to hunt. Some of them knew how to hunt, knew how to field dress an animal.

And so when when the meat supply got low, that's when they went insane. And they said, yeah, okay, maybe we should just start eating each other. Am I crazy? Or did they say something about like they knew where people had died along the way and they'd kind of stored them in the snow a little bit? Yeah. And then did they like go? They're like, all right, I guess we've got to go get Big T's body.

I think it was like, yeah, they would. Popsicle. They would mark some graves. And I think it all depended on how hungry they were at the time. Like if you died and they were very hungry, they'd be like, okay, we should probably eat this one. but the very first one they drew straws

they couldn't kill the guy but then like two days later I like to think that guy looked so unappetizing he was like the ugliest dude horrible acne it's too skinny like ugh

like I've always thought that I look like I'd be pretty good to eat I agree I think you'd put you'd be in the top five that's what I'm saying if shit went down to the barstall office like this backstrap

I've always said I would volunteer though because my legs could feed a lot Your next Mount Rushmore on PMT should be dudes you want to eat. Yeah, dudes you would eat. Most, yeah. We could just even say, like, in this office right now. Big T, you're looking pretty tasty too, man. I think he's a bland, like a potato.

I think it's just like a red hair thing. Yeah. Sure. I don't have red hair, by the way. Strawberry blonde. Yeah, it's kind of red. Brown, brother. Oh, beard is.

Yeah, he gets very upset when you said. Well, it's just factually inaccurate. It's going gray. It'll be gray in a little while. Max would probably be up there I think for like a holiday Little gamey He'd be good for like stew

Yeah I think like a He'd be a cheap He'd be a crock pot meal You leave the house A Christmas feast But I think like KB KB seems tough

Yeah Not Is the juice worth the squeeze Tough meat Yeah maybe he's a bit That's what I That's how I would lobby For not eating me

I'm so small I'm just a little guy Yeah but you'd be like Veal. Yeah, maybe. I feel like Dana would taste pretty good. Dana would be, yeah, nice marbling. Yeah, dude, Egyptian.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, that'd be good. What do we think about Brandon? Brandon would be greasy. Yeah. I think I'd feel like shit afterwards. Yeah. Probably puke.

I'd probably eat them and throw them up. How offensive would that be? If you ate me and puked me up. Yeah. That's what a slap in the face. So here's what I was going to say about this whole thing. These are all empty calories with Brandon. Depending on how old I was.

Like these guys, they were in their, what, 40s? Like, you know, toward the end of their lives at that time. If it's like, hey, listen, we're going to start eating people, I'd be like, y'all, y'all can just kill me. I don't, I don't need to do all this. But isn't there, with the end of the lives thing, isn't there a thing where it's like, yes, life expectancy was short, but if you made it. Yeah, but if you made it past X age, you actually had like a pretty good chance of living a long life.

Yeah, you'd probably live till. 50s, 60s, if you made it past. Skewed the data. Yeah, 12. Yeah. But if, yeah, if you got sick before the age of 12, you were pretty much dead. But even so, if it's like, hey, we're going to eat people in hopes we can make it a little while longer. I'd just go ahead and kill me.

I think there's got to be some sort of survival instinct that kicks in. I don't think I would do it either. But everybody says that. Everyone says that. I would just, if you're like crazy hungry, you have it eaten in weeks. I know, I would just

want you all all to spread rumors after you ate me that I just had like an obscenely large penis yeah it took us like three days so I get yeah so I get just like like Rasputin Rasputin's dick has echoed through time yeah like I want to be famous you're just having a crazy big haul that'll be amazing is that true I never heard that yeah resputin he used to he used to fuck women um to like spiritually heal them wow his penis is on display yeah yeah yeah That's massive. You're kidding. No.

If it really is his penis, it's a massive pickled penis. Where is this? It's like 13 inches. Probably somewhere in Russia. And that's shrunken too. Like, oh my God. You have to imagine. Yeah, it's been sitting in formaldehyde or whatever.

Somebody stole Napoleon's penis, right? Yeah, it couldn't have been that big. Does somebody steal Napoleon's penis? Look, this is, I mean, this is supposedly Resputin's penis here, T. You see that? Look at that thing. That, no. That can't be it.

No, it's the thing, dude. No, it's not. That's what they say it is. Of a beast. I told you, dude, he was, he's had like a 13-inch cock. Yeah, you either, if you're a resputin, you have to become like a soothsayer at that point. Or else they're going to think that you're Satan. He did what you're doing.

He would fuck the hysteria out of women. No, but he would while he was alive, I'm doing a different thing where I'm just lying and trying to get it like to echo through time. It's pretty, that might not be his dick, but it is, I would say confirmable that he had a massive dick. It's the first I'm hearing. So they, they, uh, they drew straws, but they, also one of their better ideas was we'll draw straws but two people are going to lose and then those two people duel and that seems fair yeah that seems also like that's better they wanted a sport they wanted to watch sports like this is cool we get to what a matchup we got

tonight do you they had side bets on the like choices cuts of meat yeah i got dibs on uh probably the quad would be one of the first ones yeah i think that's you know if x if x wins then i get the quad if the other guy wins you get the quad yeah i feel like the ribs would be really hard to do because that you're reminded that's so human yeah when you're eating a rib you know exactly where that came from uh neck probably the same i mean is is this backstrap you know like you've ever fried backstrap from a deer so fucking good i always feel like that'd be pretty tasty that's where bacon's cut from right really yeah it makes sense then the ass might be good that might be good but then imagine get the chin it's like oh fuck chin on your bad chin again mom

Yeah, you'd want, you want outer ass. You'd want, like, I got the top of the ass. Like a calomari asshole. That's, that's, that's the cut. You don't even want, like, the inside of the cheek. You got to just say, just the bottom of the ass, please, for me. So, yeah, they tried to do duels, but eventually what happened after they, they discussed this out, and they planned, here's the most fair way to do it. Like a day later, people started to die.

And so they died naturally. And then they just, they ate. some of them and uh yeah it they've the legend of the donner party made it after they eventually got rescued and not everybody got rescued i think what i haven't written how many people how many people of the original 47 survived of the 84 11 men 36 women and children okay wow so the relief parties got to the settlers in february of 1847 um but they didn't have that many supply And so by the time they got there, they were two weeks to travel. Some of them died from the rescue efforts because they brought them food and they gorge themselves and died.

So when you're like starving to that extreme, you can't eat a lot. You have to be like slowly wean back. That would be the worst. You're in the clear pretty much and you ate too much. It's like it's that would have to hurt so bad too. Yeah. It's like the soldiers who die in like a pointless final battle. Yeah.

Where, like, the treaty's already been signed or something. Just fucking brutal. Did anybody die on the lifeboat of the Titanic? Ooh. I'm sure. Yeah, right. Yeah. That would be a bummer, too.

You're playing charades to pass the time and you accidentally slip over the edge. Yeah. Damn it. Fuck. I was so close. So after the rescuers met up with the stranded members, they made their way back to their camps and stuff. And the story of what happened started. to come out in the press, come out in the news, word of mouth, and it was sensational.

It was a crazy story. And they even, like, exaggerated some of the tales and made it out to be like it was just an entire pack of roving cannibals. Many of them were cannibals. But they made it out to seem like it was, like, way more brutal than it. They wanted to eat people. Yeah, it's brutal. But they made it out to seem like they relished in the opportunity to eat.

That's not quite fair. They've been through a lot, man. Yeah. Has anybody else find it funny that it's the Donner party, very close to dinner party? Wow. When I'd never heard of any of this. And I thought this was some sort of cabal of cannibals who made that joke. That was like the thing.

Yeah. And then I read it. I was like, wow, way off. So as these stories came out, they needed like a leader to blame. They needed one guy to be like, it was. this guy that did it. And that person ended up being Lewis Keseberg. And Lewis Kessberg was Prussian.

And he was the last guy that they found in 1847. It was April of 1847. And they found him with a cauldron of cooked flesh and discarded bones. That's the last thing you want to be found with. That's pretty incriminating. It's a witch in the woods. That's a guy that almost like you wonder, could he have been rescued? And he was like, I just like, it's kind of nice out here.

I got my thing going. Caldrons are never for good reasons. It's always nefarious having a cauldron. You can have a pot. You can't have a pot, but you can't have a cauldron. What do you have in there? Is it a soup or is it some sort of witch's brew? What are you doing with that ayanute?

Yeah. I always, I mean, it's funny too, because I guess it doesn't exist anymore, but Prussians were, Prussians were always around in American history. Yeah. Prussians were always hanging out, mercenaries, adventurers, and now they're, you know, you don't hear too much about the Prussians anymore. Like, I'm of Prussian descent. You don't hear anyone say that.

how would you characterize a vat a vat is something you fall into become a superhero or villain scientific or laboratory but so can they be positive or negative yes okay yeah caldron exclusively bad bad a vat yeah it could be a scientist

that has a vat of something that they're working on a new formula sure but that can also be for like a lard right yeah you can render in a vat but yeah a cauldron you've got a giant wooden stick that you're stirring a child around I would love to do like the unalignment chart of vessels, liquid vessels.

From like, yeah, chaotic good. True Neutral's cup. Yeah. Chaotic evils, cauldron. Yeah. Ciaotic good would be beer bong. Yeah. We should make that chart.

Yeah, that's a pretty good idea. Big T. Are you concerned at all? Because you're a big gamer. You love the college football game. This year it stinks I honestly haven't played it very much at all But yes, in general

I do like video games No is, do you think that Saudi Arabia is going to start Actually doing NIL stuff? Like what college do you think that Saudi Arabia Auburn would sign up for the PIF in a heartbeat You think they're the most likely? Yeah Why is that?

They'll do anything to win LSU as well famously stole money from a children's hospital Look up that one They got some oil connects down there Yeah A&M. They don't need to do it.

Yeah, but A&M, you know that Texas A&M would do it. They already have unlimited money. You've got a link through Bush there too. Yeah. See an A&M guy? No, but he's Texas. Yeah, he's Texas. I think that the dads, I think George H.W. Bush's presidential library might be on

the A&M campus. Okay. But they already have money. They got money, but they could always use more. The answer is Auburn. Auburn would do anything. I think it also matters how much money do you owe a coach that you hate in a buyout.

Yeah. Like if you owe... That's becoming a big thing now with firing coaches. It's like it used to be all right, pay them whatever. We'll pay the new guy. And you got to pay your players. Yeah. But if like Alabama turn on to board.

They're paying players now? Yep. How much are you getting for that? Uh, it depends, but some of them a lot. Like, or what do we talk? Like millions of dollars? Like the top players in college football this year are making four, five, six million dollars. Wow.

Oh, Brace. They probably get to live in the coolest dorm. They definitely live like kings. I bet they get the prettiest girls in school get to talk to them too. Oh, man. And they probably get to pay to some guy to do their homework. Could you imagine being a professor of a guy who's making $6 million? No.

You're just like, fuck you. He's just like sitting in class fucking looking at TikTok sound on. And you're just like, I think, and I've said this for a long time. but now it's so self-evident. Just stop making them go to school. Stop making them go to school. I don't care. I just want a football team with the best players we can find

that put on an orange jersey that says Tennessee on it. I don't care if they're going to class. They're not going to class anyway. Then you go to class if they want. Yeah, yes. If you want to, I think that would be great for you to do. Yeah. But if you don't, I don't care.

Like, especially now with the transfer portal, like you can just transfer in the middle of the school year like nothing matters just stop making them go to school it's stupid big t let me ask you this because what's your what's the school you like Tennessee don't you feel that maybe Tennessee players should get paid more than like Harvard players because the Tennessee players are getting probably a worse education all right well they do get paid more than them but run run this exercise through with me well for instance say I so you're saying because they're earning potential later if they don't play professional football will be less?

I play for Harvard and I get out and, okay, I can't play football because I tore my ACL, but I can get a job at an investment firm because I went to Harvard and I can hang out with a Vivek Ramoswani. However, I go to Tennessee, I go to the college that you like and I get out and they send me back to high school. Well, first of all, I would note that the University of Tennessee's admission standards have gone way up since we got good at football, but also, um, Anybody that's playing football in the SEC, their only thing is trying to play professional football anyway.

Yeah. They're not. And if you're great at Tennessee and you don't end up being able to play professionally, there's a guy who owns a car dealership or something that will give you, that will give you a Kauai Leonard job making $100,000 a year. You don't actually have to do anything just because he loves Tennessee. But you just do some eastbound and down shit where you just go like go to the fucking football through a, through like a Tesla or whatever. Which is actually another thing I find interesting with the whole transfer portal thing is there's a lot of guys who leave school. go transfer for an extra 50 grand to play one season of football, whatever, and you're ruining connections that could have made you hundreds of thousands of dollars later in life.

Right. Maybe not millions. Sure. But yes, it would, it would be worthwhile if you just stuck around for a little bit longer. Big T, would you, would you jack off on a cyber truck if there was like a 20% chance that Grock was listening to it? All right. There's a lot to unpack there. Why? Why? Why? I guess. Which part is why? Why am I in a cyber truck? Why am I masturbating? You own one? You're horny. A little poor self-control. Okay. Presumably it's parked, right? Self-driving. Or an autopilot mode, yeah. Yeah. No, I'm too paranoid for that. Also, if it's parked, it's either in public, in which case, no, or it's at my house, in which case I could just go. No, it's, but you, all right, your house burned down.

there's been a horrible horrible pandemic that has killed 99% of the world's population Okay That itself those two events Well at this point nothing else Then nothing matters I know but those two events happen concurrently

And they've so like fucked you up That you haven't jacked off for two months Because you've been so busy like Fuck like the hospital like everything is just falling apart Falling apart falling apart falling apart finally you're like fuck it i'm hitting the open road i have to find some other survivors but grok is still working of course and you you you're like all right i'm parked outside of mobile alabama i'm gonna head in the morning to hopefully find other of people there that are still

living i'm gonna whack off but grok is like hey big t what you're thinking about in the scenario you've laid out, it just seems like the rules of society have gone by the wayside at this point. So you're doing it. Again, I don't understand the necessity, but I'm not, I don't, I'm not a, I don't know. I, I don't know. Yeah, life is, I don't know, there's all sorts of mysteries. I think I would do it probably like in traffic. There's no traffic. No, no, no, I'm talking with the pandemic, that, that shit ain't happened. Oh, this is just normal. Just normal. Like, I'm into like Trenton. There's a catcher for, I want to say he plays for the Red Sox now.

He was on the Blue Jays at the time. He got arrested for jerking off in his car. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. I would never, I first I don't know how to drive, but second of all, it's great. Like, where was he? I want to say he was parked at like a gas station or something. His name's Reese McGuire.

I'll find the story. And then when they played like his first game that, next season, I think, was at the Braves, and the organist played beat it when he came up to the plate. Oh, my God. So he was jacking off in a Florida strip mall parking lot. Yeah. Wow. Maybe he had like a meeting he had to go to or something. Yeah. I, he's like, I got to clear my fucking head. People don't really talk about that. People kind of forgot about big T. Thank you for bringing it back up. I don't think baseball fans forgot. Yeah, but yeah, it doesn't get talked about. Well, baseball itself, there's a lot of, you know, a lot of psychology going on

there with the bats and the mitts and everything. I'm looking at the arrest video. It was February 7th, 2020. What a year for that guy. 2020? Wow. Well, he must be pretty stoked because that kind of got knocked out of the news cycle pretty quickly, right?

Yeah. I mean, in baseball circles, it's lingered, but. That's true. If you're going to get caught jacking off February 2020 is maybe the best time. Oh my God. In the history of the United States to do it. Yeah, because if it's like, if it's like a week after the pandemic starts, it's going to be in the news, but like, if it's right before the pandemic starts, it's getting knocked

out. Yeah. If it's, if this was like the second week of March, we'd be talking about it because we had something as a nation to discuss during the, like Tiger King. Well, it's not a great documentary, but everybody knows it because it's all that we had. Yeah. It's, and that guy really is, he really did think it was going to get pardoned by Trump. He did. That's, I feel bad for him. Yeah. Well, he did kill someone, right? Right. Yeah. Isn't that why he's in prison? Who are we talking about? prison. Tiger King guy. It was either killing somebody or like paying somebody to kill somebody. And then they made two dramatization TV show. That was there was too much going on in Hollywood.

They made two different TV shows dramatizing an already fairly dramatic documentary with pretty it's like, why are you going to have a guy just play an already insane entertaining guy to watch? By the way, Tiger King sucked. Can we all admit that now? I think it was it was okay, but it was an opportunistic release by Netflix. Well, here's the deal. A lot of people have never dealt with a tweaked out gay guy before. Big T, you and I have, it's our bread and butter. But it is, it is, I think a lot of people are just like, wow, this guy is so crazy.

He was a crazy, interesting guy to watch. But again, I don't remember anything that he did except abuse animals and I'm like, try to get some lady killed. Yeah. So he, he ran for president in 2020 or sorry. Yeah, 2020. and then again he tried to run as a libertarian with vice president Andrew Tate. Okay, I can see it.

He did not get, yeah, in August 2024, he suspended his campaign and endorsed Donald Trump. Oh, my God. Yeah, I think he was really looking for a, I think he's looking for a pardon from Trump pretty heavily. And it's just like, Trump didn't watch that, dude. Like, Trump's not like watching Netflix. what do you think he does watch though the news i think he's got the news on big t can i ask you

something because you may still like trump right yes and no what the fuck was up with him posting that ai video of the med bed thing we talked about so i actually didn't see that until we talked about it on monday uh yeah i don't know it's i want j d vans to because you know how J.D. Vance is always like, you know, like, he's always clapping back at people that he thinks to mean to Trump. I want J.D. Vance to like have to, like, sit down across to someone and answer what the fuck that video is. Yeah. And I don't, that's like Biden shit where you're like, because he, I didn't do anything like that, but it's like something a senile guy would do. Because he talks in the video. Yeah. Like, he talks in the video. Did he think.

I, I really, I don't know. Did he. think that he really said that? These are the questions I would love to know. Did he think it was funny? I don't, I don't know. Did he do that? Not even funny. It's like a really 60 minutes hit me up a last year. And was like, do you want to go try a med bed? And I was like, how the fuck did you? I've never done anything like that before like no news organizations ever hit me up before. I was like, yeah, I would love to go try a med bed. And we were going to go to this place called like Tesla medbed in, I think New Mexico, Arizona, and then I think they might have heard the show and some comments that

I made revolving around certain events in the Middle East and that way. Hang on. Now I'm confused. Are these are real? So there's fake. No. To be clear, no, they're not real. But there are, to clarify my question, I understand the thing in the video isn't real. I didn't know if there was something that's in production that like maybe does a scan of your whole body or something. Oh, no. So that's what you would think that there's like some like weird, you know, tech bullshit. Like a Theranos kind of like fake thing that's like, we scan you for cancers. No, there are beds in Arizona you can go sleep on for an hour that have a black box that contains, I believe, nothing in it underneath the bed that they say will cure all your diseases. It's called, yeah, look up Tesla med beds.

And I was really excited. I was going to get to go do it. I think they were going to pay me like $300 bucks, which is, that's how much you get paid if you know, I'm a manager. but yeah they said they said no yeah so my understanding because i didn't know anything about medbeds until sunday morning when i saw the video i didn't know that it was a deep qanon thing that they'd been talking about for years that it's like the the cabal has stored this technology they've kept it away from the masses and trump is going to take that technology and make it available to the to all the united states citizens and all you have to do just lay down to this bed and all your

problems are going to be solved. I didn't realize that it was such like a deep reference to that. Then I thought maybe he put that out there just as like a wink to the QAnon people to say, hey, everything you believe about me, it's still going to happen. Keep following. Trust the plan, right? It's funny because he does just post Q shit sometimes, but this one was like, this was, because this is like deep Q. This is like, this is like side like, like, like, it's not even it's it's kind of mainstream Q&on but it's like a side it's like a it's like a it's like a tentacle off of Q and on yeah um it's like my whole thing with the med beds is I'm like well wouldn't they use it on Bill Clinton he looks like shit are or Biden or buy yeah or Biden get him in the medbed

right yeah um I mean a regular bed by would have probably been good for sleepy Joe that's true but yeah like before the debate just charge him up in the med bed for a couple hours he's good to go now do you think because I was looking at the post and it looked like he he embedded the video himself. Yes. So it's saved on his phone or like so it's an iPad. Somebody sent it to him or was that somebody that works with him? I bet access.

So I bet a lot of really insane Florida people just have his number because of Mar-a-Lago. And so someone probably sent that to him. And he was like, wow, I don't remember doing it. But this is great. I love this. And, and uploaded it. And I guarantee if you ask him about it, he will just. do that thing where he kind of like he's really good at it because sometimes he doesn't know

what people are talking about and Biden would just kind of be like yeah yeah like sort of like do like a deaf guy nod but Trump just starts talking and just like kind of changes the subject and like you're like oh he answered the question where you're like actually he just talked for like two minutes but I have no idea what the fuck he said yeah he just like start talking about his social media in general and yeah he'd figure out a way to not that's why interested to see what what levitt's talking points are going to be if somebody brings up the med beds to her yeah yeah oh she i think that's maybe how she got she got all that set of work to she should do the emma stone thing and become chinese she gets a share of tic-toc yeah karenlan levitt what is she

26 that's a tough 26 huh but we love her she's 27 and married to a 59 year old yeah wow oh i bet he's got a wrinkly old thing but she is that is she's from Florida, right? I know that she went to school in the in the northeast somewhere. I believe she's from, like, I think she's from like Rhode Island. Yeah, yeah, I think Rhode Island. Well, he might be the only other guy there. New Hampshire, New Hampshire, New Hampshire, and correct me, she recently turned 28.

Okay. You seem excited to announce that she turned 28. She barely looks 37. No, I, no. Brace, I got one other thing that's sports related, I'd like to just educate you about because I don't think this has come across your desk yet. Have you heard about the open Senate seat that's going to be up for grabs in Alabama? No.

So there's two guys that are speculated to be potentially running for the seat. One would be Bruce Pearl. He is the head coach of Auburn basketball. Former. Former? Yeah, he just recently stepped down from that like a week ago. And then he was also the head basketball coach at the University of Tennessee, where Big T is an alum. and he's been very political, outspoken.

He's a big, big pro-Israel guy, wears it on a sleeve, talks about it a lot. Alabama needs that. Yeah, people are thinking that Bruce Pearl might run. And then, like two days ago, a guy by the name of Paul Feinbaum said that he's considering running for that seat. Now, Paul Feinbaum, he is a sports journalist, a sports radio call-in talk show host,

who also has television shows now. But he became famous by doing like a Monday morning weekend wrap-up college football call-in show where people would just call in and scream at him about how they want their coach fired. And he would just kind of sit there being like, okay, like very dryly, like let them do all the comedy. He just responds to it. So he's considering also running for this seat. My thought when I heard about this was just that we're going to have every, like everyone who's been on a sports talk show at some point reaches a point. a part of their career where they want to transition to politics, like Steve A. Smith is thinking about doing it too. But this guy, Feinbaum, I think he's very popular in Alabama. I guess it goes

back and forth to, it really depends on how good their team is at the time. If their team is really, really good, then they like Paul Feinbaum because his show is always gassing them up. If their team sucks, they hate Paul Feinbaum because they think that he's biased against their team for saying bad things about him. I would guess people living in Alabama might feel about fine bomb like he's kind of a sellout now like he's a national guy oh because he's not just an Alabama sports guy he yeah he was like a Birmingham radio guy now he works at he has he's like ESPN's one of their top college football guys who do you got big tea what do you mean in this in this race who do you got oh I don't care because oh so you don't even like the Tennessee guy

you don't even like Pearl even though he was a oh I uh I actually what I wanted to happen was Bruce Pearl to run for this Senate seat lose because our coach who's very good is going to retire in a year or two lose and then Bruce Pearl comes back gotcha okay so he's a great basketball coach yeah is fine fine but they're both running as Republicans I assume yeah yeah I think we got to get some other

sports figures in there I got one well you do know who the current senator is right no Tommy Tuberville who was uh the had football coach at Auburn oh I didn't I knew who Tommy Tupperville was, which is, by the way, you got to talk to your people. You guys cannot be named shit like that. And Tommy Tuckerville. We cannot have an Alabama football coach be named Tommy Tupperville.

And you know what? Technically, I should find out what it was because I realized my stepmom's dad was a fucking Tennessee assistant football coach. Really? Yeah. But I don't know where. But I'll ask my dad about that. What's his name?

First of all, I'm not saying that on a podcast. And second of all, I actually genuinely don't know. He died like in the 80s. Got it. But, and she never, I don't know he was a very good dad. She didn't like to talk about him. But, uh, wow, I didn't realize. So there's precedent here already for a coach.

A lot of precedent. Yes, this, this seat is reserved for Auburn, uh, football, basketball coaches and commentators. Now, Tuberville, he was, was he placed or did he win election? He won the election. He won the election. It's shocking, too, because Tommy Tuberville, not, not a good coach either. Really? Well, maybe they'll be like, we don't want him back in coaching.

You have to make sure he has another job. That's actually a good point. It's like keep him away from all the kind of guy. That's like he, that's like the kind of guy who offers butter subsidies. Yeah. Tommy Tilberville. Hi. It's me, Mr. Telberville. I think that they should, if you want to throw another sports name into that, that race, Charles Barkley. He's an Alabama guy. Is he now? Yeah. That would be amazing if it was Paul Feinbaum against Charles Barkley. for the United States Senate. I would love that.

Tommy Tuberville also, by the way, Brace, when he was the head coach at Ole Miss, said they'll have to carry me out of here in a pinewood box. And I believe less than a week later took the Auburn job. I love it. I love it.

This is why, so there's another guy speaking of politics that's been saying shit like this, Curtis Slewa, who I like, I like Slewa. But he is like refusing to drop out of the New York mayoral race. And he said a similar thing,

they'll have to carry me out here in a coffin. And I think he does mean that. And I did text him a few days ago to see if he'd come on the show. And he has not written me back, even though he said he would come on the show. Well, he runs like every time, right? Because he was running when I lived in New York. He's a perennial guy. Yeah. How many tests? And I met him once on the Coney Island boardwalk. And you've never seen a man that was this magnetic for women. It was, I mean, for women of a certain age who live on Coney Island or Coney Island. So it was rather leathery type of

Right. But they were surround. It was, it was, it was, it was, I've never seen anything like that. It was like, it was, who's that Austin Butler? It was like seen Austin Butler walked by a fucking, you know, a sorority. It was insane. He was surrounded. He had his little guardian angels that he liked about four foot tall, four four foot tall Puerto Rican guys in the little berets around him. Like having to like bat away, um, these sort of leathery breasted women who were who were slamming all over him. But I read in the York Post that he is impotent. He said to the York Post, I am impotent. And he kind of implied that it was because he cheated so much. He fucked himself out. It was like it's a divine it's divine justice. No, no. He was like I feel

bad for what I did. He also did get shot in the leg by a I guess a John Gotti associate in the 90s. Um, but, uh, he's like I, I was so unfaithful that God sort of cursed me. with my penis not working anymore. That's fascinating. Doesn't he also have like 13 cats? 19 cats. And I asked him about that. When I saw him, I said, Curtis, you have 19 cats and your wife in a studio apartment.

How do you do it? And he said, Mark Twain had one more cat than me. He had 20 cats. And he was a genius. I'm not quite Mark Twain's level. But I'm like, that doesn't answer my question. I'm not asking who has more cats than you. I'm asking you why you have so many cats.

And no answer. It's, imagine the stink in there, man. Yeah, that's a concerning amount of, he hopes that he gets carried out in a coffin because those cats are going to eat them after he dies. Well, I'm saying, too, he hopes he gets into Gracie Mansion, so he's placed for the cats. Yeah. That would be very funny. Like, the next mayor to move in after Curtis Sliwa steps into that mansion is like,

we got to, we got to bulldoze this thing. His rent has to be like $5 a month or something. There's no, it's like, it's, you know, I think he lives in like South Brooklyn, too. I'm like, you get like probably a one bedroom for now. Not that much there. Yeah. These is a fascinating guy, though. I know.

Totally fascinating. All right. Let's get into wedding culture in the United States. Wedding culture, which should be the happiest day of your life, can usually set you back years when it comes to other parts of your life for one big party. And now sometimes the parties are great. Sometimes they're fantastic parties. sometimes people take it to the next level and it becomes like a social standing thing where it's like we got to show off how much money we're willing to spend on this one giant party that we're going to have and it's actually very interesting to dive into how weddings became like an industry in the United States. y'all are obviously a little bit older than mackenzie madeline and i yeah yo just a little bit

oh that's true uh has this i i feel like and this could just be my uh you know youthful uh inexperience it's only in the last like 10 years that this has become like the the deal it is now and i think that's because of social media yeah like weddings obviously were a thing and you could have as big a wedding as you wanted but i I really feel like up until the last 10, 15 years, it was not an arms race. Yeah, I would agree with that. I think that... I don't know if I do.

Wedding, they've always been a social marker. Yeah, we've had a thing. You remember Bridezilla? We used to have that thing. That was our era. Yeah. Like, that's always been a thing. I think social media has for sure increased the, um, the photographers, uh, price for sure.

But I think, I think women have always, I don't know. say all women, but like, from my perspective, women have always wanted it to, this is what they dreamt about when they was little girls to be married in their dresses and to have this extravagant flower party. This has always kind of been a thing. I'm out the game, like, so I'm not even nowhere close to get married, so I don't know, I don't know what the lick read anymore, but it's always been pretty expensive. Yeah, I think, yeah, Aaron's right. It's always been, a big thing it's been a big deal and by always i mean like in terms of my lifetime but i think big t is right that uh social media has exacerbated the problem a little bit you want everything to

look like it's perfect there's a lot of the small details that look like uh they're probably pretty expensive that you have to put money into if you want this one picture or one vision that you have to to turn out perfectly um down to like even the smallest details of what everyone's wearing where certain pictures are going to be what color frosting you want on the cake all that I think it's gotten worse but yeah the Bridezilla phenomenon has always that's been a thing

for a long time yeah it just feels like now every wedding has to have like a thing like oh we have a photo booth we have a you know insert whatever we got cornhole tables merch

wedding merch would be fired I've seen wedding merch. Yeah, let's talk about it. That would kind of be lit, though. Hang on, but you're never going to use that ever again. What? I have a shirt from one of my favorite ramen spots. If one of my homeboys get married, believe he had a merch table.

The merch I've seen for weddings, it's all like influencers. So take that with the great assault. They have to go like literally top of the, you know, craziness. But I saw a girl get married this summer. and at their, I guess, like, welcome party slash, like, rehearsal dinner, they made hats for everyone with their dog on it. And then on the back, it had their initials of, like, W&G, you know, whatever the date was that they got married. And then I've seen, I've seen hats. I've seen, like, T-shirts, sweatshirts, whatever. Oh, yeah, like, I've seen some merch pop up.

So this is the first thing I've heard that has mildly intrigued me. because I'm a hat guy but I know what do you put on a hat that anybody's ever going to use again that's but like I think the dog is actually like a pretty good one because it wasn't like the right

it was like a pretty cute logo obviously Aryan I'm not even like consulting you in this one I was not that was just the natural way I know but like obviously for you like that's just not going to happen but like the dog on a hat is not some like

crazy moniker of like like, oh, that's a wedding merch thing. You don't want to put the hashtag. That's what I'm saying. It's like, I think if it's done that way where it's, I don't know if tasteful is the right word, but like, generic enough where it's like, that could just be from J. Crew. Yeah, it could stand alone as its own piece of merch.

It's the same thing. Like if you see somebody wearing a pair of sunglasses that have a brand, like a, I don't know, like a fast food brand or whatever written on the side, it doesn't matter how cool the sunglasses are. You're probably not going to wear them that much because it's like, oh, yeah, these are very obviously free swag sunglasses that I got in like a gift bag somewhere but if you have a generic logo or something that can stand alone I like the idea of a merch table or like like almost concert t-shirts but for your wedding that would be fired too I do like I've seen some

people with like hoodies and stuff with Roman numerals on it of like their wedding anniversary you could maybe do that and think about this don't mean you You could make a little, you could recoup a little bit back, you know what I mean? Oh, you're thinking about selling them? Oh, yeah. Wait, you were thinking about giving them away? Oh, these are free. This is free.

I'm with Erin. I felt like party favor. Yeah, it's like a party favor. Yeah, you can't. I think people would be mad if they showed up and you were selling stuff. It depends on how sick your merch was. If the merch is cracked, she got a dope-ass logo of, you know what I'm saying. Big T-C.

We could do it at your wedding where we all get it for free at the wedding and then we sell it. I wouldn't be offended if my man's advisor to a way, you know, say, I got to travel and then they have a merch table set up and they try to recoup somebody expenses from the, that makes sense. If it's quality merch. So now you're selling it at a markup. Yeah. You also, you have to order enough that like, if you're assuming, say half the people are going to, and then what if you don't sell it? Now you're losing more money. Then you have dope-ass merch from your wedding.

And then you have to just give it out. anyway for free. If everyone at the wedding is like, hey, we're not going to pay for this. Just wait till the end. And then they got to give it away. No, then you, then you have to do like a world tour and you have to like go to, you know, maybe you, uh, renew your vows on the early side. And then you got your inventory of merch that you can still sell. And you got the OG merch. You'd like, hey, yeah. And we almost sold out. We, we put it back in stock. You could create demand. This is good. When she said merch, I was under the impression this was being given away. No, no. Then you see somebody that like that shows up to the Val Renewal. They don't have the merch from the original tour and you're like, oh, you're a fan of Michael and Julia and name three of their kids. I don't think you're a real fan. I think you're a fake fan. I got the original shirt. I was there for their first fight, buddy. Yeah. He's looked at my house when she kicked him out, all right? I think it's dope. And I think about it like you can really like, um,

like if if if if you a fan of of your of your of your friends right like baby showers think about baby showers you always show up with a gift right more often than not people have you have a registry for your wedding anyway I think people in good spirit could understand that it's costly to put on a wedding I wouldn't mind I wouldn't mind getting a big tea and and Mrs. Big T shirt mr. Mrs. T I just talked to mr. somebody we're we're going to look into this I said Ari Aryan is interested in merch He's right though

You need a great logo I think a logo would Whether it's an animal like I'm cooking Madwin so I'm gonna make this my project as well And we'll compare notes All right All right

Yeah Let's do that I'm down for a Yeah let's converge on a logo Okay I'm not guys Thinking of a couple of ideas Big T

Big T Big T Is there something that we could do With a big letter T maybe an orange letter T there's one that's copyrighted speaking of which I have some somber news

that is just broken Tennessee baseball coach Tony Vitello is finalizing a deal to become the next manager of the San Francisco Giants You were right I was wrong Itel will be the first ever to jump from college coach

to MLB manager without any professional experience I got to change hats Do you have a somber hat? No I wore this hat in remembrance of all the memories Tony has given us I have this beautiful flag here that I paid way too much money for

right after the national championship it was a good run we had a good run And I'm sure that you're just going to reload Yeah, Elander, I assume Josh Elander will be promoted to the head coach He's been a great assistant We have a lot of talent

But at least we got one This would actually really suck If we never won a title But we got one You got one. That flag, that's going to fly forever. Correct. I won't be mad until he gets fired and goes back to college and beats us. Yeah. What would be nightmare scenario? Arkansas. That's last? Yeah. We've had quite a budding rivalry with Arkansas because that's where he came from and they were always like he's going to take over for Dave Van Horn. And better programs than Arkansas tried and failed to get him. But then, I don't begrudge him for taking this job. I understand. Did they try to warn you? Who?

Arkansas fans were like, he's just going to leave. But they thought it would be for them, not the San Francisco Giants. Yeah. It's only 30 of those jobs. I get it. All right. Let me work on merch. So, yeah, I was saying maybe a giant letter T, maybe something.

And you like to wear orange a lot. So maybe a big orange tea could work. But you put it out that. We might get in trouble for that. That's a copyright. Okay. So now I'm thinking about your initials. What about just CK?

Just letters CK and like a cool font. Like almost like Calvin Klein Oh shit, that's another one that I can't do Okay, damn it All right Can't you just do a big tea In a slightly different Also, wait

If we're not If we don't sell this Can't you just do the tea anyway Who's gonna get in there? Yeah, I mean I said it low like I'm sure we probably could Selling Tennessee merch at his way

Well if you just give it away Could you do big Big T in whatever font or whatever orange hue you decide. Do you want tea or C? I don't know. I'm going to come up with a couple different things. And then if it's a T, big T together forever. See, that's too, but it has to be generic enough that people will want to wear it.

I'm fixated right now on the Roman numerals idea. Okay. Because I've seen that before. and then people will be like oh what's that what's that hat that what are those numbers mean it's like if you have to ask you can't afford it mysterious yeah i don't want to name any names i recently received a hat in the mail and the hat had a logo i was not it's not familiar with but it seemed like it was a pretty well-made hat and i was like okay that's it was delivered in a very ornate gift box and it seemed like the hat was a big deal and it seemed like the hat was a big deal

but it felt kind of like just a well-made baseball cap and then I looked it up online and it is like a $200 baseball cap that's like a new stat a new status symbol kind of how you remember the trucker hats that we got back in the day are in I do not you don't remember the trucker hat craze of like the mid-2000s I think they're still going strong when when those was popping for y'all uh fitted caps was pop up for us you know, like the oversized, like, NBA, baseball, whatever, with all the stickers and shit on it. Sometimes, like, you'd have the NBA patch shits

where you have all the NBA teams, shit like that. That was just great for us. When I was a kid, people would leave the stickers on the brim of the New Era Hats. That was the vibe back then. I think Trevor Hats was the Sparries, the Sparry side of things. It was, yeah, like the Pyrrera Siltan. era when she was like the number one celebrity in the United States for a while okay but back to back to the merch i like the idea of this merch i think that we can maybe

make some money back i don't think you can sell it i think if you do merch it has to be a party favor with their shoes you're that's a quite a significant undertaking they become yeah the what the go-to wedding shoes like comfortable comfortable enough to dance in they feel like basketball sneakers they look like dress shoes I don't know do those not exist

I'm just thinking out loud that that could actually be a solid idea do those exist I think there's like dressy sneakers now yeah but I mean like a it feels like a like a tennis shoe feels like a sneaker that you would wear

but it gives the illusion to the outside eye that maybe these are fancy shoes like super fancy what's mrs t's favorite uh color i think pink that's what i that's what i see most often okay i love that very poignant and assertive answer you knew it right away i love that big t are you trying to are you trying to combine colors uh something of the sort yeah you know i'm trying to make it like visually appealing but still uh you know adult yeah i feel like there can be some yeah some room to work here with the the pastels well also here's another thing about about weddings i'm i'm told i think there's like a color scheme now for your

wedding oh okay what is the color scheme i believe i don't want to speak out of turn i i i got a couple guidelines on what i couldn't say but i probably should have nailed down more i think it's like navy and carolina blue i think is the the theme for the most okay i love those colors by the way Yeah. I think that's what I'm doing instead of like a tux. I might just do a navy suit with some Carolina blue highlights in the suit. Like tie. Yeah, tie in a pocket square. I think that's what I'm leaning towards. I don't love, I don't love a black tux. I'm with you on that one. It looks very baseline. I'm with you. And also, again, to the cost of things, if I'm buying something and asking other dudes to like rent a tux or whatever, I'd be like, just buy a suit. It's like a little more expensive, but then you have it.

Like I rented a tux for a wedding a little while ago, and it was exorbitantly expensive. Pumpkins way easier to carve. So they switched up to pumpkins because once the Irish got to the United States and they saw pumpkins are like, this is way better for our weird lanterns that we do every year than a turnup is. I never got into that. Big, best thing that's ever happened to pumpkins.

You don't really, you don't hear about them otherwise. Pumpkin pie. Pumpkin pie is good, but pumpkins stinks. But I think all of those are derivatives of them being like a fall thing. You think so you don't think that we'd be making pumpkin pie if it wasn't for. I think if it wasn't for Halloween, you wouldn't really hear about pumpkins. Yeah, pump, I love pumpkin spice. No, no, pumpkin spice, you would.

That's like a fall thing. I think all of this is downstream of Halloween. You see those big-ass pumpkins, though? Yeah. Those things are unbelievable. Dude, I read that, like, we might start growing pumpkins on Mars. Why? And that we could grow, like, a 50,000-pound pumpkin on Mars in the environment there.

Just because? Because pumpkins here on Earth have gotten out of control. Yeah, dude, those competitions, I would like to be in one of those someday. Just to see how I stack up with the boys. I don't know. It's got to be about the seeds, right? yeah i think the i've i've seen videos on them it's very uh it's a what's the fucking word i think it's complicated there's a lot goes into it um agriculture i don't know i give up

it takes a lot of efforts it does an intensive process intensive might be a good word convoluted is that the word um no forget it this happens to me once a day i have a word and it goes away It'll be back. Let me think about it. Keep talking. I think that pumpkins are like goldfish. Like, they grow to the size of the environment that they're in. I don't like when a goldfish is too big.

It's freaky. I agree. I agree. I've never seen a big goldfish. Oh, Google it, dude. It's terrifying. Big goldfish. Being Googled right now.

Intricate. Intricate. There we go. Holy shit. Yeah. They get this big? Mm-hmm. The fuck?

Can you eat them? I don't think you'd want to eat a goldfish. Did you ever do that? What, eat a goldfish? Yeah, don't people do that in college? They'll like swallow one and then puke it out or whatever. Yeah, I never, did you? No, no.

Would you ever boof a goldfish? No, that's too far for me. I don't like living creatures in me. Yeah, that's a good way to go through life. They should be dead. Anything inside. Good thing I'm not a woman. You know?

Yeah. Not that there's anything wrong with being a woman. No, no, no, no. I know what you're saying just because of your personal preference to not having another live person inside of you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. What do you think I meant?

I don't know. I was confused. Yeah, because pregnant, what did you think I meant? Yeah, pregnancy. Pregnancy. Or sex. It's more thinking about having. I was thinking about sex.

No. You kind of go back to back on that one and they're like, yeah, it's a twofer. More I was thinking about having a living thing in me and then I thought, oh shit, that's what women have all the time. Yeah. Yeah. It is pretty crazy. Not all the time. Well, yeah.

A lot of the time. Yeah, yeah. They grow them. I know. Dude, don't get me started. It's fucking nuts. Like pumpkins. It's an intricate process.

It's just a little sperm and then boom. Me. This is me. how dude yeah it's fucking crazy it is it actually is nuts so many sperm too yeah imagine being us and we have to like actually do it i know i have a lot of respect for women thank you have you ever thought about this dana like what happens to the the millions of sperm i think about it constantly that don't get there yes none of it makes sense like they they just die i've been having to talk in therapy lately about how nothing makes sense yeah what it what how to nothing makes sense man do you think

the spur there's so many sperms do you think the sperm like they they can think and that like they just die i don't know and that we we never get to tell their stories i don't want to go down that road and imagine what a battle that has to be to get to the end like you beat you beat a million other people in a race. It makes no sense. It makes zero sense. Shout out to all the pregnant people, though. Yeah.

Yeah. Thank you for what you do. Yeah. More Halloween stuff real quick. When immigrants came over from Scotland and Ireland, they brought their Halloween to the United States. So that was like the 1800s and they would go door to door with their kids and they would just pull pranks on everybody.

Is she dressed up? We got, we got Halloween? Go, go, go, go, go. Let's see what we got. So for Halloween, this ain't my costume. I'm going to be Sully from Monster Z. Stop it. She's not boo.

Don't tell me she's boo. Oh, my God. Hey, let's go. It's adorable. Oh, my God. It's so cute. Happy Halloween. Oh, Daddy.

Can you say happy Halloween? Yep. Hey, say, happy Halloween. No. See, kids are asking. So cute. That's adorable. Yeah, it's super dope. I'm going to be sully. She's going to be boo. Oh, you know what we got to put in at the end. Yeah. It's that time of year, baby. Aaron wrote a Halloween song. And it's a banger. Really? It's a banger. I would say it's top three Halloween songs about that. That's dope. And I say that very humbly. How many others are there? number one is thriller

I would I would consider that a Halloween song Yeah absolutely yeah You're just not gonna beat that Then you get into like to the old ones The What's the what's the I forget the name's the

Monster Mash is that one We did a match Monster Match Yeah but this was called knock knock You gotta you gotta peep it So I have my kid So my kid I have a list, I have an album full of kids' songs that my kids do because I got a studio upstairs and music is a past time.

And so I made, they wanted to make a Halloween song. And so anytime my kids are like, can we do a song? I got to do the whole shit. I got to do the beat. I got to do the lyrics. I got to coordinate the whole thing. But it's always fun to do, man. And it came out really good.

And there's a little slapper. Hell yeah. It is a great song. What are you guys top candies? All right, I have my list. I'm going to shock you guys here with my number one. Butterfingers. I was looking at Butterfinger, and I was considering, I have five here.

It was just off. But you can only... They're so sticky, that's the bad side. Yeah. Maybe it's just me, but I can't have more than one Butterfinger. I can go to town on those suckers. Like one, you give me one fun-sized Butterfinger. I enjoy it, but I'm all Butterfinger.

One fun size? Yeah, I get better figured out. No. Come on, BFD. I just can't. Something about the, it's like too crunchy and sticky. I can eat three full size anything, or fun size anything. I have a dark horse, almond joys.

Okay. That is a dark horse. Was that like a you don't like it? Noise. Oh, come on. Are you anti-cocanut? I'm anti-coconut. And I'm anti-nuts in my candy.

Agreed. Well, the almond is the worst part of the almond joy. then you would like that well there's mounds why wouldn't you just mounds don't have it's the same thing mounds just don't have alms that's their very famous slogan for the last 50 years what do you mean almond joy has nuts mounds don't mounds are the same thing just without it no the exact no i swear to god that's

i thought there was a difference exact same candy they've made it their branding for the better part of the century why the fuck am i eating almond joy i don't know you've been throwing out the almonds I hate the almond, dude. Dane, I've got great news for you. That's incredible. Go get some mounds. Treat yourself, have some mounds.

Wow. I'm such a coconut guy. Oh, my God. Yeah. I'm gonna bring you a mounds tomorrow. Dude, I swear to God. Like, people are going to think I'm lying. I had no idea.

Coconut cake. You like coconut cake? Yes. Coconut cake is delicious too. But yeah. Pinacoladas. It's going to change how you look at Halloween now. Fuck almond joy.

Dude. You were even, like, almond joy was your number two. too, despite the fact that you hate You don't even like it? I don't. I want the nut out. Just get the nut out every time. So does mounds become number one? Yes, I didn't know, but I have gotten away from, I'm just like, again, I'm forgetting the word. Neglected now mounds

because I thought they tasted different and I just never really tried them. I've never heard this song of my life. You've never heard somebody say sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't? No. Now you have. I'm a sheltered human. Now you have. Wow That's from the 70s Okay

And then my third one is Kit Katz Kick Katz in the running For my one Number one for me With a bullet Rees's peanut butter cup Classic

Number two This is where it gets tough Because I want to say Reese's pieces Mm-hmm Fuck I'm going to say Reese's pieces Number two

Not nearly as good as the regular Number three M&Ms number four Milky Way it's just all chocolate yeah and number five sour patch

now what I love about Milky Way it doesn't get why does Snickers get all the shine because Milky Way is better I think Milky Way is better than Snickers I do too I'm with you it's the no nut

I think no nut November I think people might be turned off to the bottom is the bottom layer what is it It's like Of the milk you're

Of the nougat The nougat I love nougat I do too But I think people are turned off To that part of the bar So Snickers I think has Nuget too

I will never mind But maybe less Nuget And I think it's a lot less Nuget Yeah All the space is taken up by the nuts Would be Nuget And caramel And caramel

Yeah Three Musketeers is also My Honorable Mention Because I love Nugut Not for me I've got Kit Kat 1 I have a This was in the running

for my one I just couldn't couldn't do it I have sour skittles too oh you don't hear about the sour skittles as much they're very good people give all the love to the regular when I see sour skittles I get them they can fuck your mouth up though oh yeah you only two or three

at a time if you put too many of those you're in for a rough night you ever have the atomic warheads yeah those things will fuck you up too yeah Reese's three uh buckies uh shout out arian's costume strawberry sour power belts or four.

I mentioned those recently. And I was struggling to come up with the five and I just Googled like, or I chat GPT showed me the top 50 candies in America. And it brought up one that every time I have, I'm like, why is this not a bigger deal? And that's the airhead, just the regular straight up airheads.

Airheads are good. It made me want some. They're very, they're very chewy. Yeah. Very sticky. But yeah, airhead, it's a good treat. You remember the mystery flavor? Of course.

Was it white cherry? I think that's what it ended up being I thought it changed Oh I think it was always white cherry I believe Now we need to do an investigation Because I'm pretty sure you could get different ones Yeah I don't I don't know

I always thought that it was just white cherry I don't hate just like a standard Hershey bar You know Like that's up there for me Run the football Run the fucking ball I'm astounded by this Almanjoy news not a candy guy

anymore but when I did fuck with candies I'll give you my top like four I don't know if I can do five because I don't like candy like that gummy worms sour or regular

it's your regular uh gummy bears sensing a trend I'm working down to up now so the number one's coming my number two is It's a little mango, it's a Mexican candy, a little mango candy where you dip into chili powder.

Yeah. Damn shit, it's cracking. I could eat them today. And my number one when I did eat candy was Reese's Pieces. Can't eat it anymore. Reese Pieces is solid. I have an honorable mention I'd like to add to my list. The individually wrapped strawberry things that no one has ever bought and I don't know if they still exist but would just show up in your grandparents' house.

oh yeah yeah they had the uh like a little bit of uh like jam on the inside yes yeah those are good yeah i like if i knew if someone knows where to buy those please send it my way i would buy them i also like i enjoy candy corn i know it's a controversial take i'm with you candy corn's good don't don't eat a lot of it but it's candy corn is just fine by the way they're called strawberry delights big d or then they're they're still in circulation they're still popping i might buy a bag of The White Mystery Airhead's flavor is always changing, as it is made by combining leftover flavors from the production line that are not fully cleaned out between batches. Hmm. Wow. Do not know that. So it's the scraps. I got to show some love the Skittles.

Yeah. Skittles is solid. Very solid. And I don't think Skittles, like the standard, that candy has not changed in what, like, normal skittles probably a hundred years standard skittles yeah and yeah it's good now that's the other thing I hear all the skittles are the same flavor

that can't be true there's no chance I think that's what they say there's no chance zero chance I would feel lied to I mean they do just create like an amalgamation

like in your mouth yeah uh Google's telling me they're not the same flavor but I've seen a lot of people. You guys ever have Advil that tastes like candy? Yes.

It's good shit. It is really good. It's dangerous. It's the one that looks like the M&Ms. Yeah. The brown advill. Yeah, they just have a coat of sugar. Every day I wake up, I'm like, I think I got another headache.

We're talking about like the burgundy. Yeah, they got sugar on them. You all think those tastes like candy? They do. They taste like the coating of an M&M. Yeah, they put some sort of sweetener on the outside. It's so good. Wait, like actually?

Yeah. I've never experienced this. Yeah, you've got to try this Advil. Just pop a couple. Interesting. Yeah, you can have Advil, right? You can have Advil if you're not. I wouldn't have a lot of it.

But there's no harm if you were to just go out to the medicine cabinet that we have here and be like, take a couple of Advil. I could use a couple. Yeah, I've just never noticed that. Aaron, are you going to keep the mask on? No. It's running as cool. course. I was hoping that you would give some like serious takes about something, like get into

like a political argument with Big T while, while having that Spider-Man off. Let's talk about real quick before I change my mind. Uh, we get a lot of stuff that we're going to get into today. Matt Dogg just asked me before we started taping if I would be able to talk about Luke Kwan. Uh, yeah. So we can talk about the internet invitational and there's another episode that's coming out today. First off, first off. I'm kind of crushed about this. I'm kind of crushed. I've been following Luke since before he was with Good Good.

Yeah. So, like, I'm like a fan of Luke. Like, I fuck with him. You know what I'm saying? And it's like, I'm not crushed like for real. But it's like, come on, dogs. You know what I mean? Like, come on dogs.

It's just, you know what I mean? You just got to take accountability there, you know? Yeah. I wouldn't mind, okay, you overslept. That shit happens. You know, we're all human. But then when you got to. there, you saw lackadaisable.

You sold like, yeah, it's what it is. Then you start talking shit to you. And it's like, come on, dude, it's like, I get it, but it's just not a good look. I fuck with Luke. I still fuck with Luke, still following. But it's just, come on, dog. You got to take accountability there, you know what I mean? I don't think he realized in the moment how many people he was pissing off because there

was so many people. And because of the nature of the internet invitational, you've got people who have their own massive, like, golf platforms that they've established. you've got like half of Barstool sports. So you've got like the hockey guys with Biz and Witt. You've got the foreplay guys. You've got part of my take there. And I don't think it occurred to Luke.

And that's in addition to like all the other major like golf YouTube groups and video gamers and stuff that were represented at the internet invitation. He didn't realize how many people he was going to piss off. And I feel like if you had to do it again, he probably would have done things differently. easily yeah um but yeah the night before i got introduced to him and i was like okay like let's get some good vibes going we're on the same team here wanted to meet all the teammates because there were a lot of people that didn't know each other like they were familiar with each other because of running in the same space online and you know you've heard of these guys but you never actually got to cross pass with a lot of them and so trying to just meet some of your teammates introduce yourself

and get the vibes going on uh on a night before the tournament kicked off and i i went up to him And he was just like, yeah, I don't really care about you. We're not going to use any of your shots. You suck. I'm good. You just have to just hang out there. So I understood, by the way, that I was... He said that off rip?

Yeah, pretty much. I don't know that he said that I suck, but he's just like, yeah, you're not good, but you don't have to worry. I'm really good. We won't use any of your shots. And I was like, well, I've been practicing a lot. And I think that we'll probably end up using some of mine. Like, I want to contribute.

I want to be an asset to the team. But I fully understood my place being paired with Luke. My place was going to be give him a read on every putt that we hit and so that he can use that and try to make a shot. And then maybe use an approach shot, maybe use one or two drives. Like, it's a scramble. So you never know. He could hit a bad shot.

I'm capable of hitting a good shot every now and again. It won't be like a constant thing, but it felt like I could contribute. And he was just like adamant about, dude, don't even worry about. you don't have to be there. So that was a very strange way to start things off. So I get to the course the next day, and I got there early because it's an important tea time, didn't want to miss it. And I get some breakfast.

And before I go out to the range, I'm looking around for Luke because they loaded my golf clubs up into a cart. And that was going to be the cart that Luke and I were going to use on the day. And I didn't see Luke around. So I put off going to the driving range because I thought, I don't. want to take the cart away from Luke because Luke is going to need that to get to the range and start practicing. It's way more important that he gets warmed up than it is that I get warmed up. So I was like, I was looking around for him. Eventually, after a while, I was like, okay, maybe he's at the

range. So I drove up to the range. He wasn't at the range. I hit a few shots to get going. Still don't see Luke. But then I assume, you know, he's, what, 33? I don't need to be like looking after Luke. he's played probably a thousand times more golf than I have. So he's probably got his routine that he's doing. So then I go down to the chipping area and I went to the putting green and still don't see Luke and I'm asking around if anyone's seen him, no one's seen him. Now, at this point, the first tee, to get to the first tea, you have to, first of all, check in with somebody and then you have to drive through this crazy little rock outcrop cave

area. It's a very cool golf course, but it's like built into some, I don't know, with their caves or just like rocky cliffs or whatever. So it's kind of a drive to get to the first tea. And it's about 15 minutes, I think, before tea time. And so I'm like, maybe he's down at the first tea. But there's only one way to do that. And that's to take the drive down there and check it out.

So I drive down there and he's not there. And then everyone's talking about like, where is he? Where is this guy? And eventually they sent somebody to his cabin. And he was just asleep the entire time. And they got him up. And I tried to delay it as much as I could on the first. tea before he teed off just in hopes that he would he would finally show up um and then dave got

madder and matter about the situation people were like getting dave wound up he was upset at first and then the more he heard people say like this is insane that he's here it's disrespectful david was like yeah you're right so it started off from being that luke can't tee off then it became luke can't play on the first hole then it was luke can't play uh until like he can't join in the middle of a hole so if i tee off on the second hole he has to wait till the third one and then eventually it was no three holes then it was four holes and uh at that point i was just i was fucked because sorry i was planning against uh frankie and bubby and in a scramble those guys are both really good and i'm not that good so i was

fucked from the get go on that one and i i did not play well on the first like three holes and that was yeah i was a little bit rattle did you concede a lot or did you i conceded yeah i want to say I probably had a double on the first hole, probably at least a double on the second hole. And then I think on the third I had like a bogey or something like that. It would be so fire if you pared out, that'd be so fire. I was just hoping I could at least tie on a hole or two. That would have been big if I could do that. But I didn't.

I was a little bit rattled, not going to lie, going against those guys. Because it's not just like I'm playing golf. If I'm doing it by myself, if I'm like on even a two-man team, I usually don't get that nervous, even doing it on camera. But add in the fact that the whole format on me got flipped up at the last second. And now my teammate, who was supposed to really carry me, wasn't there. And also I've got, what, 12 other teammates and we're playing for $1.7 million. I was, yeah, I was flustered at that point.

So. There's a many of you kind of thrived in that situation. Probably. Also, you're much better. big time players make big time plays in big time situations that was your opportunity to step up you I know I know but I did not I did not step up but then once Luke got there I kind of stepped up so Luke led this whole thing off by being like dude we're not going to use any of your shots don't show up and then first T Luke hits I don't know 30 feet from the pin or par three I stick a dot just

just behind the pin and so I was like oh okay that That's pretty cool. And then on the next hole, I put. See, you got a chirping right there. You got a chirping right there. You got to say, it looks like we're losing some of my shots after all, huh? So, yeah, I could have, but I took the approach of being like,

he's here, let's shock the world, let's beat them five holes in a row now. Let's try to get a point. So I didn't want to, I didn't want to have like an openly antagonistic relationship with my partner as we were playing golf in that moment. He started that shit. He did. He did, yeah. I'm of the ilk.

I'm a mature-ish, as I sit in a Spider-Man costume. I'm a mature-ish grown man. I will reciprocate the energy you give me, especially if it's something like that. You know what I'm sure? That's fair. If you respect me, it's respect. If you fuck with me, I fuck with you.

If you want a laughing joke, I'm laughing a joke. You want to disrespect? I can do that. That's fair. That is a fair point. I think a lot of other people would have taken that approach. I know Whitney would have. Whitney was so pissed off at him.

I'm saying, but part of what goes into that, at least for me, I'm not very good at golf. So, like, it's not really in my nature to talk shit to somebody at something that I'm not very good at, you know? See, I look at it differently. This is what you do. You're supposed to beat a man, and I just beat you on a hole. It's supposed to be your shit. Yeah. Tighten up.

Late boy? Yep, late boy. I don't take that approach but so yeah we were you know we played two holes after he joined us used both of my approach shots on those two holes and we pushed both of them despite Luke not really playing that well when he did show up so it was it was tough sledding and then afterwards so Luke didn't really seem to care that much about like really golf in general and we had some good conversations in the cart and and talked about a lot of stuff got to know him a little bit

I don't I don't hit hate Luke Kwan I think he's probably a good guy that that fucked up and then was a dickhead about fucking up which really that's really what where the problem is

is like when you if you screw something up like that got to be humbled a little bit got to get to put your hat in your hand and not yeah but he just kind of doubled down on it and then we ended up playing like two or three holes after our match was over

just because we're on the course anyways the holes were open in front of us so we played a couple holes and had a decent time. And then, yeah, Witt kind of laid into him after the fact. And he, I didn't, I didn't feel, I guess it comes out to, like, I didn't feel confident enough in my golf abilities to talk that much shit to him even after he got there because when he was saying stuff like,

you're not going to make this putt anyways, which is a dickhead thing for your partner to say about you. Don't get me wrong. That's a dickhead thing. But also in the back of my head, I was like, he's probably right. Like, I'm not, I'm not very good. But it, but I should not have had that mentality because I think sometimes, uh, sometimes that it's self-fulfilling, but I think, I think you're just below an average golfer like that.

I'm not disrespect you. I guess you're pretty good at golf, bro. Like, like don't, I don't, I think you short yourself. You know what I'm saying? Like a, like a, uh, against Luke Kwot? Yeah, you're not very good to him. Well, he used to be pro. He'd be on a corn fairy tour. Like, that's what he used to do. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So it's like, For him to be talking shit like that, that's why I got upset. Not upset. I'm not going to lose no sleep over this. But it's like, it's bothersome as a fan of somebody like that to like, I could take

if that's the content you put out, but that's not the content he usually puts out. You know what I'm saying? Like he's a little snappy and snarky at points. But in the instance like this, when there's an inferior golfer and like you, you're the better one, you would look to see like, hey, man, I got you on some pointers and some tips. Like, you used to do this. Like, this is your professional. on top of the fact of the shit that you mentioned is like at the internet invitational if you don't have the fuck if this is what you're doing with your life this is Luke Juan is a YouTube golfer now right if that's what you doing with your life you don't see the monumental look that is of every who's who in the YouTube golf space is there all their fan bases is going to be watching sponsors are going to be watching so you don't think at any point you being kind is going to go along

way like that shit's what it blows in my mind like how did you think that was gonna go though like that's that's was crazy and then you did it to my man's like eric he won't man's i joke with you a lot but like you can't fuck with the family you know what i'm saying so like Luke luke won like down two points in my book you know right spider man hates lukewan yeah yeah i love erin by the way that was awesome you would give me a pump-up speech and rocking spider man full mask no yeah it was it was a it was a strange thing to be a part of uh and yeah there's watching it back you you pick up on some things that you didn't really pick up on in the moment and uh i think you're right you can't do that if you're if you're the superior golfer because as as somebody myself i i agree

with you i don't think i'm a bad golfer i think i'm slightly below average which is actually pretty good for the amount of golf that i played absolutely but also going into that i i I had my confidence in my own game was there, but it was also paper thin. Like if I fuck things up as not as a not very good golfer, if things start to go wrong with me, if there's any doubt that comes into my brain,

that's very bad for my game. If I'm feeling good and confident and the vibes are high, then yeah, I'm capable of being, I'd say, average at golf. We could have won. I think what we saw is once he did show up, the way that we played together,

easily could have won that match and uh and that it was just not going to happen the way that that it all shook out yeah like like i'm like me me when me was paired up right like i know i'm a little better than you you know what i'm saying but like never in a thousand years would i be talking shit to my partner while we playing somebody i'm gonna talk shit to them yeah they you know what's like why would i do that and especially if i'm lukewarm lukewarm used to be like imagine me coming out on a football field and you actually really trying and I'm shitting on you. You know what I'm saying? I'm like, I'm literally shitting on you.

Like, I know you can't make this throw, though. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. That's crazy to me. Like, I just don't understand the mind. Like, what's the goal? Like, you go to be snappy and edgy. Yeah.

And an internet invitation of where you have the opportunity to bolster your platform and that's what you do. I don't know, man. Spider-Man's not happy. I'm going to be honest. I appreciate that. Well, there's more golf to be played. And, uh, yeah.

So, yeah. just say that on Thursday get a new partner and vibes could not be any any more different loved who I played with on Thursday we're friends now I'll have this guy's back for forever uh and that's what it could have been see that's a bother bro I was fucking with Luke for long to like I watch his all his shit when his videos drop you know I I pop in like he's good golfing funny dude he's always been a good dude from the camera's point of view you know yeah that's like you never meet your heroes. Luquant is not my hero.

But I'm saying, you know what I'm saying. Maybe, maybe we caught him on a bad day. That could be it too. Bad week. I'm willing to give grace. Jesus forgives, right? Bigty. And so who am I to not forgive?

You know what I mean? Bigty? Yeah. Agreed. Yeah. So, you know, it's, it's, it's, it's just strike one though. You know, I'm only human. Yeah, strike one.

He has all three strikes. I'm on all three strikes. Matt dog's out. Matt dog's out. Kirkmanhan just texted me. He said, I would have shot him. Can you imagine? time battle it's on Kirk side. Yeah, I am on Kirk side of that. I agree, Kirk. Can you imagine,

because Kirk lobbied pretty hard to be a part of the story. I remember that. Can you imagine if Kirk was actually on Luke Kwan's team? Oh, no. It wouldn't have been able to be put on film. Yeah. That'd have been, that'd have been fun to watch. Stephen Chee would have looked like Kirk's best friend. Right. Compared to what Kirk would have said to Luke. Yeah. Exactly. he might have an idea of one step that the Democrats could take to start to win backs. You know, the image of being a masculine party. And I definitely know what that is. It involves sports.

You're going to have to enlighten me of what my position is. Maybe occasionally win a congressional baseball game. Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay, so, Congressman. I knew, I knew like a good. Like once in a while. So you only played this past year, right? I played two years I'm a terrible baseball player

by the way I'm not a good baseball player and I'm so the team is so bad that they even had me on the team because like I'm under you know 70 years old and can run around the basis

so I'm in what has to be the 99.9th percentile of Americans in terms of fans of the congressional baseball game I watch it I couldn't I couldn't find individual statistics but the last five years, y'all are 0 and 5 and have been outscored 83 to 31. So I'm just curious what the preparation for that looks like.

Are y'all practicing? Like, what's, and is there a plan to maybe bring in some ringers at some point and try to win one? For sure, there is. I'm trying not to be, well, I'll just be, I'll be super blunt. I wouldn't be mean to my colleagues, but like the Democrats, the Republicans start their practices earlier in the season. They start their practices earlier in the morning. They run a much more tight operation on, on, you know, just what they do to prepare. And we, we need to step up our game on that. Like, just, you know, preparation matters, especially as, you know, I'm 43 and I'm one of

the youngest people on the team. So, like, a lot of it's just starting earlier and, you know, and doing that. We struggled on pitching. We had an amazing player pitcher's name of Cedric Richmond from Louisiana. And when he left, that's when we got on this losing streak, this five season losing streak. So in a game like this, the pitching really, really matters. And the Republicans have had two good pitchers for a while. So that's made it tough for us to to compete. But a lot of us are pushing to just practice earlier. And then we are, we've been trying to recruit people to run who are good like there's a minor league pitcher out in Iowa who at one point was going to run for the house for trying to get him on the team. So I think we just got

to take it more seriously. But I actually do think it's like it's a lighthearted thing. We raise money for charity. We raise almost $3 million for charity, which is awesome. But it's an example of yeah, winning fucking matters on whatever the thing is. And we got to get back to being focused and discipline and having a real team that's about winning. So not trying to knock any of my colleagues. A lot of us are, you know. Trash is going to say. You got to keep it close. You can't get some of the scores I had them in front of me. I'm not like I was a pinch runner on the team. So every player on the team is better than me. I'm not trying to criticize my individual teammates, but we're going to we're going to keep. We're going to work on it next year. That's

my, that's my. Lock in, lock in, Congressman. We need, yeah, we need, we need you guys to come whip us. If you're, if y'all do a flag football game, I'll consider running. That's cool. There is. There is a football game, actually. Is there really? It's flag. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And what's the record in that? Are we, are the Democrats any better at flag football than they are at baseball? So the football one's interesting. Football is a bipartisan where it's actually the, the member the house members of both parties play together, and then they play Capitol Police, actually. And then each team is allowed to have some pros or former pros play. So that's like, it's a more interesting game.

And I actually kind of wish, I think it'd be better, frankly, if it was two bipartisan teams playing each other. Because a lot of what I've gotten out of this is actually just building friendships with colleagues that I wouldn't otherwise have time to hang out with because our schedules are kind of crazy. So I think it would be nice if we actually had two teams that were bipartisan and then you get to build those relationships. Because so much of what's not working in Congress is like it's just become like a blood sport on the partisan level. And then it's hard to overcome that when it comes to actually doing stuff together. Yeah, it has. Yeah, Eric, go ahead.

I was going to say right for that line. So we've kind of seen, I want to know your, I know you're going to give me a politically correct answer, but do your best. I want to know your thoughts on Marjorie Taylor Green's evolution in her diplomacy in these last couple months or so. I hope you don't consider this politically correct. I think it's fully self-serving. It's because she wanted to run for something in her state, and Trump didn't. support her. So she's pissed at him about that and she has a grudge about that. I think that's primarily what's what's driving it. And now she's getting a lot of nice press coverage about it.

So that sort of strokes the ego. For me, like, I always welcome with people serious to actually change her mind and apologize for stuff. I think that's important. But to me, like, and folks might not agree with me, but what she did around January 6th, in my opinion, was traitorous. And I think that that's like a red line for me of until she owns that. It's hard for me to kind of like, I personally think trying to overthrow or cancel the people's votes in a national election transcends partisan should transcend partisanship. And she was a big part of that. So I would like to see some accountability for her from that. Then I'd be like, okay, that's, that's real. And kind of along those same lines, we're talking about like getting the feedback and the

recognition from the media, I almost feel like social media is also one of those things that have people doing things in Congress for not the right reasons where, you know, just like anybody else, you get, you, you log on a social media and you get the dopamine hits when people like whatever it is you post or whatever. In your opinion on the inside, do you see a lot of Congress people that are like cloud chasing that are just that are trying to just, uh, repeat whatever they see on social media that they know will get traction as opposed to thinking about actually leading and and learning about issues instead of just reading like a copied and paste headline and that informs their political view because I've noticed a big shift in like the last

six, seven years. Oh, and I just did it, Big T. But I've noticed a, I've noticed a big shift where I'm almost like, politicians shouldn't be on social media. And I understand why you are because you have to communicate. But I think it's a very toxic thing for current members of our government to be trying to chase whatever internet cool points are out there. If it's the left wing and you're going the most woke or if it's the right wing and you're just like repeating what you've seen from a bunch of anonymous accounts that have bubbled their way up to the top of the ecosystem.

Like it doesn't matter which side it is. I think that chasing internet fun points are actually serving as an extremely large detriment to a public service right now. And I'm curious what you've seen on the inside. Yeah, could not agree more. It's like, it was already bad, but this is like fuel on the fire of all the bad incentives being rewarded. So, and then it also leaves on a slightly later note to like some of the most gringy shit you've ever seen of trying to emulate something that was authentic to someone else that then is not to that person. And yeah, but I think, even just even the last two years, it's gotten so much more extreme on this front.

But as traditional and legacy media are dying, and you guys know this better than anybody, this is the best way to communicate with constituents. The problem is the algorithms obviously reward the bad divisive stuff. So there are, like, on a more serious note, there's real work to do for Congress to put some guardrails around just the running wild. of kind of bringing out the worst of everybody, basically, to get more clicks and drive more revenue to companies that are trillion-dollar companies ready while we descend into like borderline,

freaking civil war here so they can make a little bit more money and grow their companies bigger. So that's something we gotta take on. I don't, yeah, there's no easy, like that's kind of the big answer. And otherwise, I think it's actually unfortunately going to get a little bit worse here before it gets better in the next few years

because TikTok, just is about to get handed to a bunch of kind of people very close to the president and that's just going to get rewarded that you know this is going to get the division's going to get further reward around that that deal so it's it's i got six and four-year-old boys and i'm like this is this like we got to fix this immediately obviously but just on a personal level i'm like before these guys have smartphones i got we got to put some boundaries here yeah i mean uh chuck schumers post about the car tax the other the other month was an all-timer.

Get the hell out of here with the car tax. And you ripped the sheet up. It made me laugh so hard when I was watching. I was like, great job, Chuck. You're connecting with the youths. Well done. All right.

We're back. It is Tuesday, December 2nd. And this podcast just got a new member. Arian's dog. Clive it up. Aaron got a dog. He did it. He did it.

If I can change and you can change, then anyone can change. Let's pump the brakes. I didn't change. I've had a dog before. Okay. I still don't like y'all's dogs. I just like this dog. I ain't changed too much, but it's like a little uptick of a change we could say maybe.

Yeah, you have a dog. You now, do you love your dog? Love. What is love? No, it's a good start. I think he loves. He's just, he's too proud to admit that he loves that.

I like him. I mean, love, love is an interesting concept in general, you know. He's a little fucker right now. I'm going to be honest, though.

Yep. He's a motherfucker right now, no, he didn't piss three times in my room. He shit on my carpet this morning. Mm-hmm. He's starting to learn routine, though, you know?

He started a little routine. The crate has been a big help. I don't do it for punishment. Yep. But I do do it for break time because sometimes he just, he's just going to, he just choose everything, dog. That's all you. Except for the chew toys I give him.

He's fucking 30 chew toys and he choose everything else. But the shit I gave him. But, no, it's been fun. I taught him how to sit already. Smart dog. Yeah, he's pretty smart. I taught him how to sit with the help of chat, GPT. Yeah, it's been fun.

A lot of energy this low. motherfucker hands. But he sleeps a lot. Definitely sleeps a lot. Yeah, man, it's been, it's been interesting. A lot of compliments, people that like dogs, love him. Cool. So, this is, just a, I'm tired of shit, though. I had to get up at 3.30 this morning.

Go let him out, go pee. Yeah, fun. I saw SVP was excited. You got the same dog. Yeah, he's in a Ridgeback family. Shout out to SVP, man. Yeah, I think he's a serial Ridgeback owner. I think this might be his second Ridgeback that he's had.

And, Aaron, this is a, it's a big step. I'm glad. I'm happy for you. It's a sweet little dog. Oh, we see him? His name's Django. I would love to see Jango. Yeah, his name's Django.

Hold on, let me see if I can corral this motherfucker. All right, here he goes. Making his podcast debut, it is Jango Foster. That's a cool name. It kind of, it kind of sounds Australian. Django Foster. the reach back Australian for dog

Australian for good boy That's not a bad Australian you got there I fade in and out between Australian and British Whenever I do it Look at him There he is Look at him there's Django Django doesn't have a leash on

You could say he's unchained Nah No Unchained Yeah so He's He's pretty chill for his species, but, um, yeah, man, he cool. Oh, look at him.

Hey, Django. Say, what's up? Look at all that loose skin you got, Django. I love that. He's going to grow into that. Yeah, he got some big-ass paws. And, uh, you know, the internet says, you know, get him used to, like, touching and feeling. And, like, so when he's eating and stuff, I'll touch him and shit.

Yeah. Like, yeah. That's smart. He's been pretty cool, man. It's pretty cool. Yeah, you're right, though. A little puppy, you have to let him out all the time. Every fucking, like, three or four hours that he has to go do stuff.

They got tiny little bladders, and so whenever they drink water, just goes right through them. Hey, buddy. How are we doing, Django? Yeah, you did good. Good job, Aaron. Still can't kiss me in the mouth, though. That's weird. That's fine.

You'll get there. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. that's a great dog that's a great dog I'm very happy for Aaron hey is a couple coffee possible

for the dog you tell us no very bad for the dog yeah don't give your dog coffee real quick while he's gone and we talked about Jamie Football condolences on the departure of Coach Chesney

Bob Chesney yeah so the thing is he's a great he's a great coach I hope that he's going to be able to coach throughout the playoff if J.MU makes it. I know the report was that they plan on letting him do that. I think so, yeah.

We'll see what happens. But I think he will. I think that at this point, if you're losing a coach to a power conference, all the group of five schools seem to be rather chill about letting their coaches move on and it's not like a big drama-filled exit. It's like we're friends.

We knew that this day was coming. It still kind of sucks. So now Now I guess I'm in the coaching search bucket, so I need to get with my guys and figure out who we're going to hire because I want the next up-and-coming guy. He's probably going to leave in two years. But this is, you know, this is the life that I choose. Mike Vic. Mike Vic for JMU? Mm-hmm.

Were they good this year? You just put Django away. Who cares? Mike. He couldn't hear it. The Duke Dogs. I mean, can you imagine the pictures of Mike. Vic next to her mascot?

They went one in 11 this season. Listen, I think Mike Vic has paid his debt to society. He knows a lot of football. He knows the area. I'll say that about Mike Vic. He'd be able to recruit the fuck out of Virginia. That's what I'm saying. You give a guy like that access

so he can get talent. Yep. So this morning, I'm actually behind on the news. Big T, I did not actually hear about Bob Chesney until I sat down at this desk like 15 minutes ago. Really? Yeah. I had, I do this once every like six years.

I fell asleep last night. I did not set my alarm. I usually wake up at 8.30, 9, regardless on a Monday morning. It's a late night sometimes on Sundays for part of my take. So I usually go to bed around like 2, 2.30. And then I'll wake up right at like 8.30, get ready to come in on Monday. This morning, I rolled over, I looked at my phone, it was 1115. Wow.

The panic that sets in. That would explain your text at hold, please. Yeah. Your text at 1126 a.m. At 933, McKenzie said, would you guys be able to start at 1115 or 1130? Yeah, Aaron and I said, yep, no problem. PFT at 1126 said, my bad guys, got to go at noon. Yeah.

Which is fine. Yeah, I try not to do that. that's on me for being late. I'm usually pretty good about, I usually do set an alarm. I guess I forgot to last night, but when I don't set an alarm, I usually wake up anyways at 830 or 9. But the feeling that you get when you look at your phone, it's 11.15, you planned on being awake like two and a half hours ago. And all the text that you missed, all the stuff that you have to catch up on, it is the most anxiety-inducing moment ever. See, I actually am envious of your ability to do that. I wake up at about between 7 and 7.30, every single

day regardless of what time I go to bed. If I go to bed at 10, I will wake up at 7. If I go to bed at 2.30, I will wake up at 7. That's just what time I wake up. So I'm keenly aware of that. Anytime I, on a Friday night, I play video games too long. I look up and it's 1.15. I'm like, this is going to suck tomorrow morning because I'm waking up at 7.

Yep. That's just what time I wake up. Yep. It's good to have that internal alarm. And I usually do. But this morning, it was all different. But yeah, it's a stressful way to wake up. up being behind on everything behind on the news but we're back we're back i feel like i'm i'm locked

in right now for this episode mostly because of jango is so happy and excited to see jango for the first time are you letting him sleep with you no what the fuck listen i told you i ain't like i'm not like he's not going to kiss me in the mouth he's not going to sleep with me he sleeps i allow him to lay on me when he's resting you know what i that's that's that's that's i but like as far as like sleeping in my bed. No, dog. Hell no. He's still a dog.

You know what I mean? But he's just the homie. Like, you know? Like, he sleeps in a little, a crate beside my bed. Are you going on walks with him or just like letting him out the yard? No, no, I take him on walks every day, like twice, twice a day. Love that. Not that interested in ducks as I thought he would be because we got a duck pond, like right

by the crib. And he just kind of like looks at him and then go on about his little smelling business. don't know how he interacts with other dogs yet i took him to the fence of another dog who's like a little one of those little purse dogs he always be yapping when we go to the duck pond and jango's kind of scared he didn't know what to make of it um but uh i know he i know he's been around like his brothers and sisters because like we got him from a farm like these people own like a farm there was chickens and cows and goats and shit was crazy so he's been around other animals and stuff and his

life, but like in the city, he hasn't really yet, so we'll see how that goes. And that's another note. That shit was kind of sad, too, prying him away from his family. That shit was kind of sad, though. I ain't going to lie. Yeah. I had second thoughts while his mom was, who, oh, oh, oh, you know what I mean?

I was like, damn, I'm about to kidnap this motherfucker. Yeah. But the thing is, they, it's natural for them. Like, they're, you can justify how you want. I am. Do you think that if you, that if humans did. not adopt dogs? You think that they would just live with their, like, parents and grandparents

and brothers and sisters until old age? I don't know about old age, but they're pack animals. Yeah. Are they not? I thought I mean, I know they're descended from wolves, and wolves are definitely pack animals. They're social animals. I guess that'd be interesting to find out, like,

what happens, what happens with, like, wild dogs. Well, they're domesticated now, so. Well, yeah, yes, dogs are considered pack animals, and they naturally live in social groups for survival. Yeah. So how much? Yeah, no, I definitely kidnapped.

How much does he eat now? It's like two, three times a day. And we mix in, the lady told us to mix in some wet food with his kibble. And she suggested which kind we get. And so we mix in the wet food with his kibble and kind of make him, it's like his vegetables. You know, we got to make him make him eat his vegetables. So he eats pretty Pretty more

They told us to get one of those I was called slow feeding Bowls Yeah I had no idea what that was But apparently if he His type of breed If he don't get a slow feeding bowl

He just inhales his food It doesn't really Chew it or something I don't know So he has to like Kind of work for it a little bit in his bowl So Fun times man

Up early And late Yep Cleaning up pissed That's the thing That's the thing that's pissing me the most, this little motherfucker will be peeing everywhere, and you have to attack it.

You got to get a certain chemical to dry it up and the vacuum in. It's just, it's a hat. It's like having a child over again, except at least with a child, you put a diaper on them. You know what I? I think it's easier to raise a, like, a baby.

I think a baby's easier. Yeah, good point. I agree with therein. I'm serious. I got five of them over it. Like, babies are, like, more delicate, it. But when they're young, young like that, they just, they'll cry, sure. But I can deal with the crime. The puppy cries. It's just the constant monitoring, monitoring, and you're going to

fuck something up. You're going to chew something. You're going to rip something down. And my house isn't puppy proof. So it's like, everything is a target for him. And with the baby, it's like, they start to understand. We'll see, man. But as of right now, easier to raise a human. I like that. I appreciate that. I hope that anybody out there that would yell at me for saying something like that, heeds Aryan's words because Arian knows.

He knows. Wait, is that controversial? No, I say that sometimes just to piss people off. I'll be like, yeah, I got a dog. It's pretty much harder than having a baby. A puppy is, for sure. There you go. There you go.

No, you do have to let a dog out all the time. You got to make sure that they're not chewing on stuff. It took until Blake was probably, I'd say, nine months old to let him kind of like be on his own in a room that I wasn't in. Because, yeah, they like to chew. And we have to get you a Hank chew toy. See, I've seen this joke flying around on me at Twitter so much, but I have no idea.

What is the reference? What is a Hank chew toy? No, it's just a great dog toy that we invented that part of my take. And so we sold it for Black Friday. It sold out within five minutes. All right, send me one. Yeah, we'll get you one as soon as we get. Actually, you know what?

I think I have one in the studio. They're sold out right now, but I can package one up and send my personal one to you, Aaron. I appreciate that, man. Have Hank sign it. Oh, that's good, yeah. I'll have Hank, like, just, I'll rub it on Hank, so it'll get some of the scent. And then when your dog meets Hank for the first time, he's going to be like, it's my best friend, except he's huge now. Fuck around, yeah.

Yeah. Well, so by the time I'm out, yeah. But if he ever meets him, then Django's going to be huge, too. Yep. He's going to be a big-ass dog. I think so. What are they saying, like, 110, 120 pounds? The lady said 120 to 130.

Yep. It's a good dog. I like. I want a soft, he had like a soft, yeah, heart. But if somebody walk in, you know what I'm saying? He can give it to you if it need be. That's what I want it. Mm-hmm.

Good protection dog. Yeah. And he's a gorgeous-looking dog. Like his coat is exactly what I was looking for. Remember I was looking for, like, a fox red? lab at first but I found a Ridgeback with that red tent Yep

Yeah man I'm excited It's fun It's been a fun experience It is tough as shit But like it's fun It's fun to be a part of Kids love him

Kids absolutely love them Are they gonna take care of them They're gonna help They already have my daughter A 16 year old she'd been on him When he was in the car We was riding the back He threw up on her

And she was like hey This what mama gotta do The game is the game The game is the game. So everybody loves them. Except for my youngest, she's, she's the youngest. So he, like, naturally, he tries to, like, and maybe you can give me some experience here

because this is kind of, like, odd to me. Anytime she's by herself, he, like, goes directly to her. Like, and she just kind of, like, turns her back. She's kind of intimidated because he's, you know, and he's not trying to, like, bite her, but he's, like, very excited to see her. When everybody else kind of, like, can chew him away or at least calm him down a little bit, she can't.

And so, like, every time he sees her, he's just on her. Yeah. Some kids are like that, and they'll, especially younger kids, they'll move away from the dog and try to get away from it. And that makes the dog want to go after you more because it becomes like a game. If they see, like, a kid, if it's a little puppy that sees a kid like running away from it, it will just chase that kid because it's like, okay, they're trying to get away from me. That means I should probably chase them.

So it's like a catch-22. too. It's just something. She'll get better with when she gets more comfortable with the dog. Yeah, my seven-year-old was like that at first, but I told her you have to like, I don't know if this is the correct terminology. I was like, you have to establish it like a hierarchy. Yeah. So that he knows that he's lower than you in the back. And like, once you kind of stand your ground, he kind of just like leaves you along. Yeah. So, yeah, I would just say, don't tell your kids like, don't run away from it.

About you. Yeah, stand your ground. from him don't misgender my dog stand your ground from him there you go yeah not like too much but you know yeah not like castle doctrine but just you know

10 toes down there you go 10 toes down on this dog let the dog know well congratulations I look forward to watching Jango grow up and become a happy well adjusted beautiful young dog Can you guys get Nancy Mesa on?

I would love to. I would love to. I would love to talk to her about the Charleston Airport. I've become an expert on her problems with the Charleston Airport. I think that would be a great episode. What have you learned about it? Because all I know is that she was not afforded the security that she was told that she was going to get. And then she yelled at somebody.

And then she spent the next two weeks tweeting at the airport. Correct. She was angry at the airport. Nothing you said was incorrect there. However, let's add a little nuance to this. First of all, women have only, you know, women are put upon in a sexist way, often. And a certain gentleman was murdered in Utah named Charlie Kirk. And as you know, murders often go one boy, one girl, one boy, one girl.

She is a prominent conservative voice. She was going to the airport, which. is a place where, okay, granted, basically no shootings ever happen to the airport because it is a place where there's actually a lot of police. Oftentimes they even have guns there in New York here. They have the National Guard there, even. However, anything can happen. That's what we've learned from all the events of the past since Christ died, really. And so she goes to the airport. These guys are supposed to meet her. Yes, she doesn't come in the car that she said she was coming in. Yes, it was a different color car.

your police officers situational awareness is your number one thing eyes everywhere okay i'd see that's a red car or not a red car it's a gray car whatever you see nancy mace in that car she is unmistakable and i again sexism is a big problem so i don't mean it in a sexist way when i say that body is unreplicable and those police officers should have been able to note her yeah exiting the car no matter what car it was okay maybe it was a different place where she was dropped off than she said she was getting dropped off doesn't matter doesn't matter it's it's just and then and then they're mad that she's on the phone being like these guys these cops fucking suck i fucking hate the cops guess what five years ago summer 2020 everybody was talking like that and just

because yes it takes her she's a south said some south carolina takes a little while to catch up yep i understand she's her a cab moment or whatever came a little late fair enough And then to have Lindsay Graham support the Charleston Airport instead of this woman named Nancy Mace, who should be his friend. I don't understand. Lots of women have a gay friend. Oftentimes it's an evil influence in their life. And this isn't anything about gay people. This is anything about women.

But a lot of women have a cruel homosexual whispering in their ear like the man in the horse kingdom in Lord of the Rings. a worm tongue. Of course, I'm talking about the famous worm tongue. And so I don't understand why Nancy Mace doesn't have a worm tongue relationship with Lindsay Grant. Is it because he's too fat? I mean, this is the question we're all asking is the reason that Lindsay Graham doesn't advise Nancy Mace is because maybe she thinks he's too fat. And it could be a lot of the cause of this. She's like, I don't want an advisor who makes them. the floorboards creak when he comes to secretly advise me. However, she did appear to tweet out what appeared to be, I'm using a period of many times as possible the sentence, allegedly appeared to me to be a photoshopped or rather groked image of her possibly pregnant in front of a Christmas tree with gray hair the other day that greatly disturbed me. I saw that too. Is she not actually pregnant? No, right? that would be a wild thing to tweet out if you weren't maybe but it's like who's tweeting

out like the baby bump begins showing you know what I mean yeah you would typically wait for I would guess maybe four or five months maybe six after the kid is born when you're like check it out I got triplets yeah that I mean that would be wild if that was actually what she tweeted but I agree listen I stand with Nancy Mace I think we made that pretty clear when we first discussed it that we stand with Nancy Mace nobody likes airports nancy dude you know who you actually got to get on anapalina luna yeah i know that's that's your girl no she's not only girl but she's like the she's like the congresswoman whose portfolio is like conspiracies yeah yeah she um didn't she go on on rogan a while ago

oh i bet i don't know it's hard for me to watch she was just interviewed by the daily show um that that guy that goes to all of the trump rallies i'm forgetting his name Oh, yeah, Jordan, is his name Jordan? Blonde man. Yeah. Jordan Klepper. Yes. The worst to ever do it.

He just interviewed her, and she pulled out a scroll during the interview. A scroll? Yeah. Did she unfurl it? Yep. It was wrapped up? Yep. What was on the scroll?

It was talking about how she thinks, I'm not, I'm paraphrasing it, but something about how Trump is king to her. Okay. She wrote the scroll? Yes. I would assume if you have a scroll, it's something that you uncovered. Hold on, I'll find the clip. Like a long lost uncovering.

I don't know they were even making new scrolls. How do you even write on a scroll? Did she, I thought that, this is like something you get at Joanne's fabrics or something. It seemed, it seemed about that on par. What I love about her is that she said she was Jewish and it turns out, her grandfather was Jewish and it turns out that he was actually on the other side of that conflict. Oh, no way. Yes. and there's a great picture of him in his little, I believe,

I think actually he might have been in the SS, but not the real SS. He was in like the, what do you call it? The like poser SS, the Wafin SS. Okay, gotcha, yeah. Or ver, but I mean, whatever, they're all the fucking sane. Have you seen the graphic for the TPUSA Fest this weekend? No.

Let me send it over to you. Arian and I were talking about trying to get down there. I want to know. I want to go so fucking, T. T.Bon, where is it? I'm sending it. I'm sending over to you right now. It's in Phoenix this weekend.

I was just fascinated by the graphic because I want to know everything that went on behind planning this graphic and all the drama that happened where like who was pissed off that they weren't featured high enough on this list. How many people on this list wanted certain other people not to be invited?

That's the real story behind this. I want to see a document, like a hard knocks. Oh my God. Of how they did this. Oh, they got gutfilled, dude. They got gutfeld, yeah. That's a score. Oh, Grant Cardone,

who I believe is a Scientologist I might be wrong on them He's very high up in Scientology Okay he is a Scientologist So a little bit crazy The Christians are having him there James O'Keefe of course Alex Berenson

Oh interesting choice Interesting choice Jonathan Kieperman Very interesting there A sort of reformed alt-right guy Riley Gaines Oh Ali Beth Stucky

I don't know too much better I find her how to be gorgeous Steve Bannon, Donald Trump Jr., Tulsi Gabbard. I don't hear much from her lately. Jesse Waters, I dislike looking at him, but he looked kind of like that one guy, the method actor who was on succession. Ben Shapiro, of course, Glenn Beck, Vivek Ramaswale, and Matt Walsh, Michael Knowles, Benny Johnson, okay, so I guess he's weathering the allegations.

Sean Duffy, we love him. Rachel Campos Duffy, never even heard of her. That's crazy that Ben Carson's that high up. there really you think so who the what the fuck is he done lately i don't know what is he but he's been a little too quiet hasn't he well he was the yeah is he going back to back to surgery is he in the administration he was in the last one he was um housing housing urban development that's like what is his job now i'm not sure yeah i don't think he has a podcast no he probably does he probably does you're right yeah the the the hud was his last position

Yeah, I, Russell Brand. That's a guy. This is tough. Russell Brand is an all-time guy. Wait, who the fuck is Nelda Buckman? See, I don't know some of these people. I feel like maybe I'm getting washed because I don't recognize some of them. I just assume everybody has a podcast.

Nelda Buckman is the creator of a studio, like a movie studio, who I believe makes conservative media based on what I'm looking at. You know who I feel bad for on this list is Congressman Mike Collins. He has been reduced to first, second, third, fourth, fifth. He's in the sixth row.

He's a sitting U.S. representative and he's right behind Gary Breka, Graham Allen, Greg Lorry, John Amun Chukuo, and Brandon Tatum. Who is? Minneson said,

draw that's like a game of thrones fucking character it is yeah it does look like vink carson has a podcast common sense last upload on youtube um two months ago though so yeah he's not really he's like a lot of 146 videos yeah but that's like a lot of 146 out of athletes that that retire and they're like i'm going to start a podcast yeah and then who is who is the guy that was having sex accidentally on instagram live Shannon sharp well no he wasn't at he was purposely having sex, but accidentally went live. Yeah.

I'm just saying Ben Carson, I feel like to revive his career should fuck on live. Yeah. I think that's a great way to do it. Are you going, Big T, are you going to this? No, Aaron and I talked about it on Monday.

He's actually in Phoenix right now, but he's leaving tomorrow and we couldn't. They're like sold. It's completely, you can't get in. They're sold out of passes. and everything. God damn, dude. I'm going, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, we're going on vacation. Okay, Christmas break. We do a break every year and it's always this one fucking sucks because I want to go to this. And also the Epstein files come out the day that we go on

break, which I guess is good. I can get time to read them. But, um, I want to go to so fucking bad. How much of that are you going to read? Like how much, do we have a, a guess even how? I have no idea. I'm going to be, I'm on a little bit of a mission for like the first 10 days a break and so I'll be uh I'll be I'll have kind of a lot of downtime to read them if you were to just like guess what we're going to fight is there going to be a bombshell in there dude I think there will be some bombshells in there but I don't know what the fuck they could possibly be like I don't I have no idea I got to be honest I I don't I don't fully even really understand all of what they're releasing yeah I think it's the uh the grand jury stuff with glane all the stuff that went

into the investigation that eventually got Jeffrey Epstein arrested and maybe some financial stuff from before? Yeah, I guess I guess I'm like is it going to be like the evidence they collected from his house afterwards? Like is it and yeah, I mean it's just

there's so much shit it could be that I just have no idea. Do you all think anybody in my wrong here has anybody been arrested outside of Galane and Epstein? Yeah. So do you think you think we get another arrest? I don't think so Damn

I don't think so But John Luke Brunel Like to sort of like One of his A Galane type figure with him Was arrested in France And also subsequently Was found hanging in his cell

In jail Oh interesting Yeah I went to it But yeah There's a I don't know I have no idea The fucking I've been like still reading all through

The Ehud Barak emails Mm-hmm It's pretty crazy stuff I'm Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Thank you.

I don't know. You know, B. Thank you.