Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - Billy Discovers What Thunder Is | NANODOSE
Episode Date: August 22, 2023On today’s episode PFT and Big T teach Billy the difference between thunder and lightning and the sounds they make (or don’t make). Plus the guys get into all different current events including M...iley Cyrus, Chiefsoholic, Football and Elon taking away the block feature on X.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing
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Okay, the lightning round with Billy Football.
But then when I answer, it goes thunder.
Okay.
Well, that's the same sound.
Lightning doesn't have sound.
Well, no, lightning makes a sound when it strikes, but then thunder comes in later.
No, thunder is the sound that lightning.
No, no, no.
Have you ever seen lightning strike in a video?
Yes, yes.
Everyone's hair goes up.
end real life.
Holy, wait.
Billy, did I just,
did I just blow your...
No.
Billy, come on.
No, wait, wait, Lily.
Thunder is the sound, Billy.
Come on.
Say psych, dude.
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I saw 94.
I heard people say I'm 104.
I think that's fake news.
Is that the Apple?
Yeah.
That's fake news.
I got triple digits in the Apple.
That's the MSNBC of weather apps.
Get the weather channel like an adult.
I have a precision weather app.
What do you mean precision?
I can put in GPS coordinates and it'll tell me the exact weather in that location.
I do too. It's called a weather app.
Do you mean a zip code?
No.
It is the N-O-A-A-Clyme weather app.
I can click the basketball court where I play pickup and it'll tell me whether there will be rain there a specific time.
That's called a radar.
Yeah.
That's on other weather apps too.
How does weather news work?
I know we have to have some meteorologists out there.
right tell me how it works do you guys all get the same feed is there like one real weather thing
that gets sent out to every news channel i know there's different models because when when it starts
like in the south this is a big thing when it's going to potentially snow there's like european models
or something where it's like it's going to snow five inches and people lose their shit and it never does
yeah but there's different like ones i think because i feel like it has to do with doppler imaging
yeah there's several different imaging and then there's wind
they it's a combination of like it's something that you have to go to school for to figure out
and that's why you're meteorologist it's like reading different types of heart scans
and then you combine them and make a decision i know some news channels have their own doppler
they're like we got the acuether doppler 4,000 on top of our building downtown the strongest
doppler in the biz but the uh they're all acuweather they call themselves we're all
is that the name is that a proper name what is big actually
What is? Yeah, let's see. Who owns AccuWeather?
We got the Ackyweather 4,000 coming at your lot from the top of the WXJ7 studio.
Acu weather. Investigation. The I team's out there on the streets. And we got the weather coming at you on the eights.
Oh, Accuweather might be Penn State. They're a private sector American media company that provides commercial weather forecasting services worldwide.
Yeah. So everybody's just going to know what.
We get emails from Penn State every hour, and then they just, that's what they read on the air.
I feel like Joe Paul has something to do with this.
Yeah, there's one guy at Penn State or girl that is typing up these weather summations and sending them out.
And then they control the weather.
Penn State controls the weather.
Interesting.
Very interesting.
And as we know, corrupt program.
Yeah.
I just always wondered that about meteorologists.
Like, are they looking at?
at big macro nationwide weather patterns and sitting down in the lab and doing predictions
that way or somebody else telling them?
I learned how to spell meteorologist in kindergarten.
It was a big deal.
Go.
M-E-E-O-R-O-L-G-I-S-T.
Okay, that's pretty good.
It's a meteorologist.
Yeah, it's not a big deal now.
When I was five, it was pretty sick.
That's a pretty good word for a five-year-old to spell.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right, so that's talking big weather.
we're back this is nanodosing that was the that was the cold open talking weather if there is a
meteorologist though hit me up because i want to talk to you it's going to be an interesting week here
we've got billy doing uh just a fire rapid fire billy segment on thursday's episode so email
um macro dosing at barstall sports any topic that you want to see billy just take on off the top
of his head big t and i will be at the barstall awards in boston at the house of blues you can find
tickets out there at parcel events.
So we hope to see you guys at the at the live show should be a good time.
So we're going to do something a little bit different on Thursday's episode.
We've got an interview with Sean Merriman that we just taped and that's coming out on
Thursday and then we're going to have Billy doing topics off the top of his head.
This is going to be the Wally Pip episode if I've ever thought so.
So it's going to be a good one.
So you're Mickey Mantle.
Yes.
And I'm Wally Pip.
Yes.
That's.
yeah we'll see we'll see i would i would that's what you want billy i would love nothing more
than for billy to just excel at this and then then then i wouldn't do the show and then billy would just
take over and then i would just see those checks come in baby oh yeah billy residuals that's not
true i love doing this show um but yes that's what we're doing on thursday so get excited for that
email macro dosing at parcel sports any topic billy will not see the topics they're going to mad dog
and mackenzie and then they will tell billy in rapid fire succession
Can we put in also like some, some weather sound effects?
Like each time you're about to ask a new question, like lightning strike?
Okay, the lightning round with Billy football.
Let's try to get Billy canceled.
It goes thunder.
Okay.
Well, that's the same sound.
Lightning doesn't have sound.
Well, no, lightning makes sound when it strikes, but then thunder comes in later.
No, thunder is the sound that.
No, no, no.
Have you ever seen lightning strike?
in a video
Everyone's hair goes up
And real life
Holy, wait
Billy, did I just
Did I just blow your
No
Billy, come on
No, wait
Thunder is the sound Billy,
Come on
Say psych, dude
No, no, I'm thinking
Because when it actually
Catch your way out of this one
No, when it actually catches fire
That makes a separate sound
Or is that the same sound?
It's the same sound.
sound.
Thunder is the sound that lightning makes.
What did you think?
What did you think thunder was?
No, I so I, no, I always knew that thunder came from lightning, but I thought it had
something to do with like the clouds and the air as opposed to the actual strike on
the ground because isn't there some lightning that never hits the ground?
Yeah.
Cloud to cloud.
When lightning that hits the ground that like actually strikes, make a different sound.
technically because of its effect on the earth,
then lightning that doesn't hit the ground?
Yeah, if lightning hits a tree that makes a different sound
than if lightning hits the water.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what that's the differentiation I'm looking for.
They're both thunder.
The sound is both thunder.
I'm just asking questions.
I'm just asking questions.
Billy, Billy.
I wasn't making distinctions.
Billy, where did you go to college?
No, I'm just, no, I'm like, think about it.
Think about it.
It's like, is water wet type thing.
Big T's over here.
Lake D's over here spelling meteorologist as a six-year-old.
Five-year-old?
No, no, no, wait.
Okay, Billy's going to think his way out of this one.
Is lightning-striking?
Is lightning lightning?
Different.
Is that what you just Google?
Then thunder.
Striking.
Okay, okay.
Lightning causes thunder, but thought, okay, that's obvious.
That's obvious.
Is it?
Apparently not.
Lightning is electrical energy while thunder is sound energy.
Yes.
The light,
created by lightning travels
okay so
okay so there's two types of
lightning strikes
and they make different sounds
so this is what I was looking for
there's intra-cloud lightning
and cloud to ground lightning
yep
intra-cloud lightning is an electrical discharge
between oppositely charged areas
within the thunderstorm cloud
cloud cloud to ground lightning
is discharged between opposite charges
in the cloud and on the ground
so they do text
make different sounds, but both are classified as thunder.
That's what I was literally not one word of what you just said has anything to do with what
you said earlier.
There's two different types of lightning strikes.
And I was wondering if thunder in the sound that lightning makes when it hits the ground
are encompassed in one.
That's what I was wondering.
Yes, the sound that lightning makes when it hits the ground is called thunder.
But it also makes thunder when it doesn't hit the ground.
correct and it's the sound that lightning makes when it doesn't hit the ground but in my brain i thought
there was maybe a distinction like when oh you throw a football and you hear a whooshing sound in the air
versus when it hits someone's hands and makes a smack that's what i was like percussion versus
whatever else is happening that probably sounded very stupid but no made sense of my brain
it didn't sound i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry billy i love that
how you continue to amaze us.
Not everyone gets to be there when someone learns what thunder is.
We were there.
No.
It's kind of cool.
I knew that thunder occurred in the sky.
Embrace debate.
But I was just wondering if there's a difference when lightning was actually hitting the ground.
Okay.
All right.
So Billy, before we started taping, or maybe we did record this,
Billy was telling us how he actually has the best weather app of all time.
But I think you'd skip the first two.
two bases of learning about whether you jump right to expert level so you've got an app that tells
you at specific coordinates what the weather is and what's going to be but you needed to you need to
download the remedial app that explained thunder and lightning to you there's people out there
who understand what I'm saying okay sure there might be there might be some people out there
I think it's just too meta for you guys to understand oh yeah no yeah we're we're dumb it's it's
direct strike versus indirect strike
Yep
Both make thunder
Right
Okay
Well welcome back to nanodosing guys
Great to see you
Great to hear from you again
Aryan is out this week
I think he's got some personal stuff
That he's taken care of
He'll be back next week
But we got Big T
myself Billy
Mad Dog McKinsey
All here today
Big T, what are you teed off about?
You were in Chicago this weekend.
I was.
Today is Monday.
Fact.
From last Wednesday to yesterday, we're just scrambling fighter jets all over downtown.
Yeah.
12 hours a day.
Yeah, it rocks.
Insane.
Insane.
You were probably one of those people out.
You went to the lake and stood there for eight hours.
and watched them
planes
horrible
horrible
you didn't like
you didn't like the air show
you don't support the military
I do support our troops
God bless our troops
sounds like you don't support them practicing flying
I would prefer
if in a
downtown metropolitan area
were not
zooming fighter jets
all over for five days
I think you need to just
enjoy things
I didn't like it
it was fun
it was fun
I did I fucked up big time though
one of my most embarrassing
moments ever on Twitter
Saw this
I misidentified
Tough look for you
An F-16 as an F-18
And there was an F-18
That was flying around
To my defense
There was an F-18
There were multiple F-18s
And then I videotaped
The F-16s as they flew by
And I didn't think before I put it out on Twitter
I said look at this F-18
Air to Air
Air to Ground
combination of aircraft
look how beautiful
majestic it is
this is the Hornet
and then
I just I really fucked it up
they don't even look alike
they don't look at them right now
they look remarkably similar
they don't they don't big T
the F18 is twin engine
the F16 only has one engine
the wing shape is completely different
as well
the horizontal and vertical
stabilizers are completely different
both those planes that if this is what i'm looking at what i believe that is the main identifying
characteristic the tail the tail is much different the engines are much different and then i just got
fucking roasted by all the flyboys out there and i deserved it i deserved every every bit of criticism
i got i presented myself as being an an aircraft expert and um i'm a fraud i'm a plane fraud
what can i say it's a it's it's beyond a rookie mistake that's worse than mistaking thunder and lightning
and not knowing what they do.
That's crazy.
It is crazy.
So actually, guys, this goes deeper than you think on the thunder.
There's thunder and then there's a thunder clap, which are two different sounds.
Okay.
So.
Can you explain the difference?
Well, the thunder clap is when the lightning never hits the ground.
It just claps in the sky.
Yeah.
Whereas like thunder.
and when you're getting hit by lightning there's a crackling sound
which is different than the sound of thunder
but it's of the lightning striking you being very close in proximity
it is it's also called thunder yeah that's what you hear when you're close to it
and then if you're far away you don't get that same crackle because it didn't strike right
next to you what we're really discovering is that thunder has a very large
encompassing it's not so it's not so simple
right we are discovering that right now there are more than two genders of thunder yeah thunder is thunder is on a
spectrum yes okay but but also what i was thinking about the sound of like lightning is like you know
when electricity crackles and goes through a telephone line that makes a sound and when lightning
strikes something the electricity dissipates and also makes a sound which is not thunder
is what I was talking about.
Yeah, the lightning, the sound of the lightning is thunder.
Well, I feel like, we're just saying words at this point.
I feel like I'm having a stroke.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Okay, anyways, I'm a fake plane guy.
I deserve all the criticism in the world.
I should not be allowed to discuss planes or present myself as an authority on, on air-to-air
or air-to-ground combat aircraft.
So I fucked up.
How upset were you when you realized what had happened?
Devastated.
Like, what was the last?
last thing that made you that upset? I don't remember. I don't remember at all. I saw like one of the
second, I think it was the second reply to the tweet was those aren't F-18s. And then I looked at
the video again and I was like, oh my fucking God. Did you consider deleting? No, that would be a
fraud move. That would be worse if I deleted. But you could have, you know, gotten out with only,
you know, however a couple hundred people knowing now everyone knows. Well, I'm a man of integrity.
I wonder if anybody community notes me on that one. And, like,
Like, if you look under the video, it's like, actually, these are not F-18s.
These are F-16s, very clearly.
It's crazy.
I would have, if someone asked me, who do you know that knows the most about planes?
I would have said you.
And I know people who went to the Air Force Academy, and I would have said you.
Also, in my defense, I had had a few Coors lights.
So that might have a fog of war type situation.
But it was, it's an unforgivable mistake.
Like, they don't, they don't look alike.
They don't sound the same.
I even said, I got real specific because I was flexing on all the hose out there.
I was like, yeah, this is F-18, air-to-air, air-to-ground combo, third-generation fighter.
The F-16's fourth generation, it doesn't look anything like.
Everything about my, the only thing I got right in my tweet is, like, look at these airplanes.
Yeah.
No, they start with an F-NF.
They do.
They both have an F-10.
And they're even numbers, F-16, F-18.
Consecutive-even numbers.
Yeah, that's true.
That's true.
So I was pretty close.
wasn't that far off, I guess. But no, I mean, it would have been, it was just bad. It was just bad. So I apologize to the airplane community out there, to the aviation community. I'm a fraud. Just chalk, chalk this up to me being a fraud on this one. I got to earn my way back. I have to prove, prove myself to everyone. Got to get back in the simulator and see what's going on. Maybe start up ghost of Manhattan streams, but maybe do ghost of Chicago. Could be good. Could be good. Could be good.
If you, well, if you just call somebody, they'll just let you zoom a plane like through apartment buildings and stuff in Chicago.
So you should, you could do it for real if you want.
It was very loud.
It was very loud.
And it would come at weird times during the day.
Even at night sometimes, they were just flying planes through the city, which I don't know why they had to train at night flying around Chicago.
But that does seem a little bit.
Love our troops.
Support our troops.
Just hot take.
They're fighting.
Let's do two days next year, you know.
They just haven't told us.
Their flight, yeah, they fight, they fight aliens on the same weekend every summer for
the air show. I would love to go out on a boat next year. The guys that were out on the boat
looked like they had the best time ever. The planes were flying like right over their heads,
buzzing the tower. It was awesome. It was very cool. Big T, just look up, look up a modern US
air-to-air combat plane and then show it to me. What would a modern third generation, fourth
generation or fifth generation. And then I'll identify the plane. This is just, I'm basically,
Baby steps. Baby steps to earn back your trust.
Okay.
I mean, it doesn't even list what these are, so I don't know if you're right or not.
Okay. I'll say what it is, and then you can look at the description of the picture.
Okay. I know what this one is.
This might be a dozen niche category.
Or I looked it up.
Okay.
What is that?
That is an F-22. That's an F-22.
That's correct.
Easy. See how fast that was?
You know most of the planes.
Not all of them.
I own one of those.
I own one of those.
I also own an F-16 and an F-E-T.
Oh, I think this one could be tricky.
Okay.
I've never heard of this.
What is...
I've got to zoom in so it doesn't have the thing on it.
What is that?
Can you verbally describe it?
That is an F-15 eagle.
That's an F-15.
I can't tell if it's a F-15E, the strike eagle.
It is an F-W-W-W-W-W-W-W.
Let me see it.
Let me look at the cockpit again.
I want to see if it's a one-seater or a two-seater.
That looks like a two-seater.
So that's an F-15 strike eagle.
F-15E
It says F-15 E-X Eagle 2
Yeah, there we go
You know most of the planes
Yeah
PFTE which one of the fire jets
Have vertical lift ability
That would
An AV-8B Harrier
And also the F-35
You know what you are
Nice
Your quarterback that looks good in shorts
Yeah
But then when it comes time
To put the pads on
Something something happens
I have all the ability
You're a great practice guy
All the skill set
You drafted me
based on my on my measurables and then just in between the lines just all goes out the window
yeah but hey there's something to be said for i mean you have the capability right like not everybody
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All right, so what else we got in the news?
Miley Cyrus could be performing at the Super Bowl halftime show,
which is, I'm very excited about that.
I think she's a great performer, and she would be performing in Allegiance Stadium,
which is just, I'm going to be so horny, just on all fronts, the perfect place for Miley to perform.
I wonder, how long do you think they're going to give Miley?
How long do you usually get 15 minutes?
That's not even enough time to scratch the surface of Miley's catalog.
Is it not?
I would love to scratch the first hit, 2010.
Flowers.
Never heard of it.
I can buy myself flowers.
Oh, I have to write my name in the sand.
That's a Bruno Mars song that she barely revamped.
Say things I don't understand.
Oh, yeah.
It's a Bruno Mars song?
Yes.
Is it really?
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
I thought it was.
No.
No, it's a Miley song.
Yes, it is.
It was number one of the charts for like three months.
She literally took a Bruno Mars song and barely changed a couple of the words.
It sounds like a Bruno Mars song.
Madeline just realized that I'm right and now she's upset.
It also sounds like.
like get lucky it sounds like we're up all night for good fun we're up all night to get lucky no it's
the bruno mar song like wish i'd bought you flowers held your hand could have gave you all my
hours when i had the chance i don't i don't subscribe to that speaking of female vocalists she took the
chorus i bet he made a shit ton of money off that song bill belchick gave his stamp of approval to taylor
swift for performing three hours in the rain that's grit baby so congrats to taylor swift
she's officially yeah she's officially gritty did belich did belich go
to the concert?
Yeah.
He said he watched it in full.
He's a Swifty?
Yeah, I guess, I guess like, it's actually hilarious how getting Taylor Swift tickets
is such a flex, just like random dudes who just like don't have shit to do or just doing
it as a flex.
Like Bill Belchick, Aaron Rogers, Tom Brady, I think went to one.
Max Homa.
Yeah.
In other news, Chiefsaholics lawyer made a statement.
Would you guys like to hear it?
Yeah.
I was actually thinking about you, Billy, because I saw that he was arraigned on charges.
So what does he have like 50 something charges against him?
Yeah.
I'm just saying that guy probably stole way less money than a lot of bankers, like Silicon Valley Bank.
And they're locking him up and not the banks that stole from their investors.
I like that.
That's a good deflection.
Right when this was going down, I was like, nobody went to jail for the two.
2007, 2008, 2009 financial collapse,
except I think one guy did.
There was like one guy.
They're like, oh, it's his fault.
But like none of the heavy hitters went to prison for that.
And now we're going after Chiefsaholic.
But Billy, tell me what the lawyer said in the statement.
Here, let me play it for you.
Okay.
This is not Chiefsaholic's last drive.
And he believes, and we believe,
that when the final whistle blows,
and all of the facts are known
that he is going to be redeemed
in the eyes of his community
in the eyes of his fans
and in the eyes of the Chief's Kingdom
this is
so he's going to jail for life
where did they find that lawyer
is he wearing a cowboy hat
that sounds like a statement
that a cowboy hat lawyer would make
no he's got big ass
wire brimmed monocle ass
like nerd glasses
really hammering home the football metaphors on that one yeah so so he's saying that when all the facts like
there's some extenuating circumstances that when we learn all the facts we're going to be like
chiefsaholic is innocent honestly i think we could see a sovereign citizen type argument saying
that chiefsaholic was getting his uh borrowed against corporate national slavery back every time
he was robbing a bank.
Yeah, the lawyers, it sounds like he might go for the, well, is money actually real defense?
Like, is it, think about it.
And if you had a good lawyer, you could probably make that case.
Money is just a social construct, Your Honor.
And no one possesses money.
It's just an agreement that we have with each other based on credit, based on trust in the
system.
And is it against the law to not trust something or not trust someone?
Because if we make that against the law, then do we even have a constitution, Your Honor?
That's what it sounds like he's going for right here.
I mean, banks can lend up to four times on their original asset.
So that's just, banks just making up four times the money.
Where if Cheapsaholic brings down the entire financial system?
Because everyone's like, oh, holy shit, he's right.
Capitalism ended by a guy in a wolf suit.
Yeah.
So, Bill, you think he's going to go to jail forever?
Yeah, this guy's not going to get him out of it.
that's tough i wish he had like a higher power lawyer like like some celebrity lawyer who just
picked it up for the publicity and really like try to get him off yeah it sounds like he it sounds
like he's paying this guy like 50 bucks an hour it's more than likely a group of furries
acting coordination yeah there's more than it was just him yeah so um he is in custody right now
right?
Yeah.
And they have them in like that.
SBF roams free.
Yeah.
They have him in like a supermax situation.
Is SPF roaming free?
What's the latest update?
No, he's actually not.
Actually, he's at the same prison that Martin Shrelli went to.
And Martin Shirelli sent this really weird, uh, tweet towards him that I blogged, um,
about how, uh, he needs to go meet his friend Flacco.
this is the exact tweet
I'm going to need you to see my man
Flacco on the fifth floor
If you can't get to the fifth floor
Right off the bat
Martin Scroly is starting a tweet off with
I
Yeah, A-I-G-H-T
Okay, Martin Scrow should not be allowed
To use the word I
Well, maybe Flacco gave him permission
Okay, you got to pass
All right, keep going
If you can't get to the fifth floor
Say you're Muslim
And you want to attend Juma
If that don't work, go to medical like five times and ask about flacco, tall flacco from the Bronx.
There are 50 flakos.
Next, when you approach flacco, you must make a bird noise.
Do not make direct eye contact and make sure it is a cooing type of bird, not a chirping type of bird.
But it shouldn't be a hundred percent coup.
If he doesn't acknowledge you, quickly remove yourself.
If he nods his head up slowly, you may say hunt it.
Send you, I, Martin Shirelli, am hunted.
That is a long story you need to not consider.
concern yourself with at this stage.
Flacco will give you the rest of what you need to know.
So this, I, there's a lot of questions.
It's probably all bullshit.
But I'm glad that those two meeting of the minds, uh, can find something in common
in their current incarceration.
I make a cooing sound, Billy, not a chirping sound.
You just said coup.
Coo.
Billy, what was January 6?
A coo.
You pronounced it right.
That was good.
Good job, Billy.
I think a coup is more like like,
roo, coo, coo, right?
Totally.
Speaking of tweeting and chirping noises,
Big T, this is actually something I figured would be your teed off.
Elon Musk on X is going to be banning blocking people.
So I saw that he can't actually do that because that has to be a feature to be allowed on the app store.
Interesting.
You think the app store would kick them off?
Yeah.
So, hmm, how many people left is?
Hold on.
If you were to guess.
A thousand.
Okay.
I was going to say more than that.
I'm looking.
You and Brandon Walker are two of the power users of the block feature and RICO.
I think Rico actually is the one I was thinking about
he's probably got 10,000
security maybe
where is it? People are very upset about this
about not being able to block you
I've got just a handful of blocked accounts
not many at all they're mostly people that
that serve a lot of ads so I block if like
I actually block Kate Upton on Twitter
I think that was
too many of those like adventure game ads
I think that was the justification for getting rid of it
was like people are blocking
ads. I can't find
well you can there's oh here we go
gotta be way around that right
I was pretty close 1289 another
5300 muted
okay I shit that's a lot
how do you make the determine on whether to block
somebody or mute them
um I've gotten a lot more like
so
if you have fewer than
a hundred followers you're just blocked
like nobody gives a shit what you say
um if you say something like dumb
you're blocked
muted is just things I'm disinterested in.
Blocked is like you don't deserve the...
You cross the line?
Not even crossing the line like I have...
How many followers do I have on X?
43,000.
If someone with 17 followers wants to reply to one of my tweets,
that person doesn't deserve 43,000 people seeing that.
You're a nobody.
Okay.
So you're not going to have access to those followers by just replying to my...
X's.
All right.
So if you're excited about, I don't know, Tennessee football game this weekend and you say,
it's Tennessee, Florida, and you're like, I really think that the cornerbacks in Florida
aren't going to be able to cover our receivers and somebody replies wrong.
They have 50 followers.
Well, so I don't have notifications on Twitter.
Like I just, if it's, if I happen to see something, then I'll block you.
So you don't go to your mentions.
I don't have mentions.
What do you mean you don't have mentions?
I only receive them from people.
that I follow. So if you like tweet me like, oh, you're a fucking idiot. I don't see that.
But on Twitter or X.com or whatever, if you go to the notifications tab. Correct. So if you look at
all my notifications, I get one or two a day. It's only people I follow. That's insane.
No, that's great. It's insane to let any Tom, Dick, and Harry, moron send anything they want directly
to your cell phone. That's insane. What's shocking to me, though, what's shocking to me about all this
is that even though you don't, you never see replies, you don't see any mentions,
you still find the time to block over a thousand people.
Well, every once in a while, I'll go to one of my tweets and just, and just check.
And then if there's something stupid, you just get blocked.
That's like when you're like making the rounds as security.
Yeah.
Like seeing what's going on.
What's the conversation like in a tweet?
So if, if somebody out there just replies to, if you put out a tweet about macrodosing,
you don't see any of the replies unless you actively go to it and click on it.
Correct.
You experienced Twitter in a much different way than most people, I think.
The only people I blocked are people who try to recruit me to terrorist organizations.
And how many are those?
Quite a few.
Two.
What does that process like?
It's a long story.
No, no.
It's basically one dude was trying to get me to join this really weird group chat of like fucked up shit.
And I was like, this is just creeping me out.
Like, this is just scary.
I'm just going to block them.
There's like black pill type stuff
And I was like what the fuck
They see you as a as a prime candidate
For their movement
Dude that's that's why I'm like
Get these guys out of here
I mean big team might have it all figured out
He doesn't he doesn't have to entertain anyone else's opinion ever
Well no it's not it's people's opinions who don't matter
But how do you define who matters
How many people care what you say?
Have you ever thought about like maybe fun facts
That you're missing out on or no
you never think about like hey i wonder if anybody made a good joke underneath my joke i guarantee
you there is nobody that i don't know just some random stranger out there who has any insight
to offer into my life into anything that you could possibly tweet sometimes people in my mentions
make funnier jokes and like better takes on the situation and it just like that's demoralizing
like god damn why don't i think of that i love that though yeah i like it too and i like
like them but like it's like they they're just doing this for fun yeah you're building like a
community of people underneath your tweets it's fun it's good that's i think that's what
twitter is awesome for i mean i i've met people that have become friends in real life because they've
made me laugh on twitter and then we've ended up meeting up and they've been cool people yeah
that's how part of my that's kind of how part of my take started yeah but you know like when
someone's like a great zinger and you're just like wow that's awesome
Awesome. Like, it feels good, but then you're like, they're just, they're just doing this unprofessionally.
Like, they're just being funny for no reason. Yeah. So, Big T, do you think that you would actually quit? Would you deactivate your account if you can't, can no longer block people?
I don't know that I deactivated. I would stop using it. But that's what's crazy to me is if you're not reading the tweets anyways, if they're not coming across your mentions page, then why would you need to block them?
There's, there's, like I said earlier, like, if I just tweet something in Aen, and then under it, somebody says, kill yourself.
Yeah.
So someone who clicks on that tweet now sees kill yourself. They don't, you don't deserve the platform to use my name to tell me to kill myself and then have other people see it.
You're treating Twitter like it's, like it's your lawn. Like, you get a nice house.
It is my, my page is my lawn. A big lawn. And then nobody's putting up a campaign sign.
You're not allowed to put yard signs on, on my lawn.
And you rip it up.
That's true.
I mean, you're stating an actual fact.
No, that's what I'm saying.
Like, that's how, that's how you look at Twitter.
Yes.
Okay.
So you're just like, you're just like taking away what people perceive to be their right to post under your posts.
Well, it's quite, it's not their right.
It's a privilege.
It's a privilege that you have to.
And if you missuse it, you will lose it.
Have you ever unblocked anybody?
I don't think so.
Hmm.
So, if they.
If they take away that feature, then you're just, you're going to calmly stop using the app.
You're not going to do a long write-up of why I'm leaving Twitter.
Yeah, I would just, I would still like, I would, you know, retweet macro stuff and stuff like that,
but I don't think I'd ever send another tweet.
Wow.
Because people are idiots.
Elon just seems to be hell bent on pissing everybody off.
Yeah, he sucks.
He's a loser.
Yeah.
And I think I'm supposed to be like his target demo and he sucks.
Yeah.
Like, he pretends to be about free speech.
he's a he is just as liberal as as Zuckerberg or uh jack dorsey or anybody else he's just like
i mean jack dorsey's i almost terrian okay sure Elon Elon is just as much of a leftist as
those people are he just he's a weirdo who likes to be a contrarian and so he's like
seeing what i can do to piss people off today
I think it doesn't matter left or right.
Like the back half of that sense was just very true.
Yes.
He's just a weirdo.
Yes.
And it's weird.
Oh my God.
They just created X Pro?
Yeah, it's like tweet deck.
Oh.
You have to pay for it.
Huh.
Yeah.
And they'll serve ice water in hell before I ever pay for X also.
For anything?
Yeah.
Yeah.
But they pay you.
Yeah, you do get paid for it.
I'm glad that you got like $50, Billy, but that is not.
Although Big T would not get paid handsomely for Twitter at all because nobody can reply to
his tweets because he's blocked everybody.
Not everybody, only $1,200.
Now you can get paid for dealing with the haters.
I was doing it for free before.
Now, by the way, I need to do that.
I checked out if I started tweeting differently, just understand I'm chasing the bag because
I saw there's different ways.
to increase it by tweeting different, you know, like replying more, doing this more.
So if you see me doing some stuff, I'm chasing the back.
Your Elon's, you're a whore.
No, no, no, no, I'm not.
Yeah, you're being a whore.
I'm, I'm taking his money.
I'm robbing him.
No, that's, you're being a whore, Billy.
No, I'm robbing him.
I used to do this for free.
He's saying, he's like, you want a treat?
Does Billy want a treat?
Okay, Billy sit.
Billy sit.
And Billy's like, okay, I'll sit, Elon.
No, no, but I'm a cat.
Let me lay down?
you want me to lay down you want me to roll over you can scratch my belly okay can't have my treat
sir then he's like you may have half it you may have half a treat billy and you're like thank you sir
but if i go harder i get more treats yeah he's got you trained like a dog billy you're elons bitch
think about how much money under this monetization system you could have made through the years
yeah yeah missed out on a lot of it and it's probably going to Elon gets bored with stuff and
then he quits and gives up on it moves on in the next or anything so who knows how long he's going
be paying out people to tweet.
That money is going to run dry eventually once, I mean, people start or stop using the
app, which I know he says interactions are at an all time high, but I feel like Twitter
and X is a much different place than it was even like two years ago in terms of like all
the grifters and scammers.
There's just so many scams on Twitter.
It sucks.
It's like going through just like endless pop-up ads for a bunch of stupid shit.
Oh, there's scams everywhere.
Like underneath any popular.
tweet. You get like a bunch of people that paid $8 for a blue checkmark that are then like linking to
their newsletter or to their multi-level marketing thing or their own cryptocurrency that they're
trying to boost up. So then where do the the Twitter refugees go? The t-shirt people are the
worst. The ones that like if you post a picture of a t-shirt, there'll be somebody that replies and
be like you can buy that t-shirt here and they use like AI or whatever to generate a fake store that
you can go to and try to buy the t-shirt that you're wearing like immediately and then they've
gotten better i also block all those people but they've gotten better where now somebody a bot will
reply to a tweet and be like oh what's that shirt and then somebody else will reply to that and say
it's such a cool shirt i got it here here's a link for it so you block people you don't want
responding to your tweets i block people that are trying to scam my followers out of their hard-earned
money. If your followers are dumb enough to get scammed, they deserve to be scammed. That's how the
marketplace works. I protect them. I protect them. I'm a noble overlord. Right. Yeah.
Trying to just save the money. That's all. But yeah, Elon does seem, he seems like he's trying
to piss everybody off. I think he's succeeding. A lot of people, yeah, even like his good friends,
that cat turd guy, cat turd has turned on Elon. When you lose cat turd, you've lost America.
Totally. Do you know cat turd? No. You don't know cat turd?
turd you're saying that like it's surprising no i'm very surprised because cat turd is like one of the
most influential conservative political tweeters out there i i think you i do not i engage with
politics on twitter less than one percent of the time no i i understand that but i'm saying
cat turd actually like has the ear of trump's campaign and cat turd has made him so are you making
this up.
Elon also is like a big cat turd guy.
Cat turd's like a 60 year old dude that has a very...
1.9 million followers.
He's got a very weird, sad life, but he's found himself at the center of like this celebrity
persona he's made up for himself as like a disgruntled cat on Twitter that loves conservative
politics and hates liberals.
Also, Big T, when you were talking earlier about, about like, Elon being a liberal, I think
you just, anyone that annoys you.
you're like, yeah, that person's a liberal.
Like, you use it as a euphemism for annoying, which I don't, I don't necessarily...
They are synonymous.
I don't necessarily disagree with all the time.
Like liberals can be very, very annoying.
But I think in your mind, it's like, oh, those planes that are inconvenienced me,
listen to those liberal planes disrupting my city.
No, uh, Elon, I mean, Elon, when he was being hailed as this bastion of like free speech,
that was never, he's not.
Like, he has made, he spent 50 whatever billion on Twitter and has made it infinitely worse.
Yeah.
I mean, multiple times over.
He spent $50 billion basically to impress his ex-girlfriend, basically so he could make his ex-girlfriend unmute him on Twitter.
Like he really, I, uh, he's, uh, he's, uh, he's, uh, he's a profoundly unlikable person.
He is paying Billy, though.
Like, so you, I can't complain.
Yeah, you are his bitch, Billy.
Listen to you.
He's bought you.
You bought and sold, man.
Look, didn't take much.
Yeah, no, it actually didn't.
Because I'm addicted to Twitter anyway.
So if I'm, you know, imagine if I got paid to be addicted to things.
That'd be cool.
That is pretty cool, yeah.
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All right, anything else we want to get into this week?
What's on your mind, Billy?
What's run through that head?
Zach Wilson has redeemed himself in my mind through his preseason performance.
Has he now?
Yes.
I have to say.
In what way?
He's gone out there.
He's played well.
He's thrown zero interceptions and he's put together some drives.
And Aaron Rogers has said, I'm going to play here till I hand the keys to Zach Wilson
in this franchise is going to be amazing for 15 years.
and that sounded so sweet.
Okay, Billy, you are addicted to Zach Wilson.
You just don't get paid for it.
No, yeah.
Well, kind of.
Yeah, actually, yes, you kind of do.
But I'm going to let you have hope because I don't like it
when people take away hope in the preseason.
Everyone should have some hope.
I'm just saying Aaron Rogers,
Arian's greatest quarterback of all time,
said that he is the guy
who's going to get the keys to the Jets
once he's done with his career.
Is there any team out there that has no hope?
Like what team should just be completely resigned
to a hopeless season?
Washington, Commander.
What?
What?
What did you say?
Washington Commanders.
I can't hear you.
Washington?
No, no, no, no.
My friend, we're at an all-time high for hope.
the Josh Harris
Obama poster hope
that's all we got right now
the future is limitless
we could have if Sam Hal is a halfway
decent quarterback we should make the playoffs
if he is a shitty quarterback
then we're probably going to end up with like a top
five picks so it's looking good
prove me wrong
it's looking good
maybe let's see anybody
hopeless
oh the Cardinals seem pretty
yeah yeah I was
I was going to say Arizona.
Arizona seems hopeless.
They don't have Kyler.
And even when Kyler gets back,
he's probably not going to be that interest in playing football.
He might go play baseball.
Falcons.
Falcons have some hope, right?
They've been hopeless for seven years now.
Desmond Ritter, what if he's the guy?
Who cares?
It's the Falcons.
I remember Desmond Ritter playing the Army All-American game.
Yeah, what about the Bucks?
The Bucks probably don't have hope.
I guess if Baker gets back to being...
Kyle Trask was low-key slinging it.
Was it low-key?
Kind of high-key.
Kind of high-key.
So mid-key.
He was out-slinging Baker-Mayfield.
Okay.
Patriots, Patriots kind of...
They've always got hope they got Belichick.
Now, Belichick's at Taylor Swift concerts.
Yeah, true.
He's given Taylor more praise than Mac Jones or Bailey Zappy.
Billy Desmond Ritter was a three-star recruit and did not play in the Army All-American game, by the way.
I'm confusing Desmond Ritter with another guy who I think went to Florida State.
I realized that halfway through because they look a lot of like.
Okay.
Anyways, that does it for nanodosing.
We're going to have the Billy Hour.
So if you have any questions about Thunder, make sure to ask some of those.
We'll see what Billy absorbed from our conversation.
Electricity makes different sound than thunder when it runs through stuff that isn't the air.
That's all I was saying.
Okay.
That's true.
Anyone who can ask a question that Billy's answer gets himself canceled, you can win a free t-shirt.
There you go.
I like it.
Put a bounty on it.
Get Billy.
And a hat.
I'll throw in a hat.
No, can we just talk about cool stuff that needs a lot more thinking?
I think let's start slow.
let's start slow
Billy do you want to make any statements
about the paintball video
Jake
that was hilarious
seeing it seeing it
seeing it in person the first time
because if you see me on the background of the video
hilarious
just like in my head
but it's even funnier
seeing it on video
because at the time
I'm like trying to make sure I don't get shot
because I'm in the loading zone
and then
like seeing it especially with the miced up
Him shooting him, hilarious.
Also, totally got hit way more times than I thought I did in the moment, but adrenaline, pumping, I didn't feel it.
You probably got hit the most out of anybody, though.
That's what made it so funny.
Well, I was targeted.
I was targeted the most.
Everybody was targeted, but it makes it so funny because you were like, I basically didn't get hit at all today.
And you got hit by far the most of anybody.
I couldn't feel it.
You're too tough for paintball.
I was literally getting hit.
Like, if you look in the videos when I'm getting.
hit. I don't flinch.
Oh, second. You're too tough. Yeah. No, I'm serious. I didn't feel it. I drank like three
Red Bulls before we got out there. I'm like pumped as fuck. And I'm just like, shoot to kill.
There you go.
Billy, can you settle a bet though? Because some people are saying that when Jake surrendered
and said, okay, that that was not Jake's voice. That was your voice. Was that Jake's voice?
I think they can check the mic. I think that was Jake's voice. I didn't say anything.
I was just raising my hands and not saying anything because we just had the rule where people who were out weren't allowed to communicate to the people on the field.
But you were trying to.
You also admitted later to cheating on that one too.
I don't think I did because they would have picked it up on the mics.
You admit you already admitted to this.
We don't have to go back.
I don't know.
I was trying to like to go to Jake like this.
Like, yo, dude, he's right around the corner.
Yeah, so you were trying.
Yes, you were cheating.
Yeah, thank you.
You just said.
But I didn't say anything.
That wasn't me saying okay.
Okay.
What do you think I'm not going to try to help my teammate win when we begin shalact?
It's so funny because you're giving Jake instructions on how to how to flank you and how to cover.
And Jake's like, I have no idea what any of those words mean.
Billy did get done very unfairly by the edit, though.
They didn't show him jumping through the window or any of his other sweet moves.
I jumped through the window.
Did they actually show the part where I jumped through the window and just totally outflanked Big Cat?
I think they might.
Well, by outflanked, you mean like shot him from just execution style?
yeah looking back i definitely committed some war crimes but definitely committed some war crimes but
you can't really tell when you're doing them was so high yeah yeah fog of war all right
well that does it for nanodosing we'll see you guys on thursday for macro dosing with uh the billy hour
the billy lightning round and thunder round and uh and then also sean merriam marion merriman
Sean Marion was on the Sons.
Correct.
And a lot of other teams.
Sean Merriman from the Chargers and the Bills.
It's going to be a fun episode.
Love you guys.