Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - Billy Takes A Drug Test | NANODOSE

Episode Date: May 23, 2023

On today's episode the whole crew is in the studio for a WILD episode. The guys discuss old sports highlights, taking drugs off famous trophies, the NBA Playoffs, Bill Gates and much more. Plus Billy takes a drug test live on air and we read the results.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

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must be 21 or older to purchase please please use it responsibly all right we're back welcome back to nanodosing like i said arians in studio he's up here for the dozen we're taping our trivia competition here at barstool no i'm up here for the pot all week and he's up here for the pod as well so it's good to have you in person always a great time when arian's in studio right now where do we want to get started today there's a few things that i had i had written down ready to go fired as shit well billy just raised his hand billy do we want do we want to apologize to anybody um uh the dali lama we need to apologize to the dali lama we we fell victim to chinese disinformation okay i'm listening crazy so remember when the dali lama was telling that little

kid to suck his tongue i do remember that yeah well turns out as i originally thought it is like a like a Tibetan in Tibet they they mouth feed small children apparently that's a thing like birds yeah culturally and it's a common thing apparently to say my tongue. That's like a common thing that an older person will say to a younger person as they're feeding them. Eat my tongue. He said, suck my tongue.

Still feels weird. I'm just going to say it, Billy. It still feels weird. Didn't he release like a notes app apology? Yeah. I feel like if he didn't do anything wrong, he wouldn't have done that. No, but if they looked at who disseminated the video, it was all Chinese bots.

Because they're, you know, the anti-Tibet, the Tibetan national movement is really against the CCP so you know there's a reason the Dalai Lama's in uh India not in Tibet right now it's because he's been um exiled in the way yeah it's still weird dog um apparently like apparently it's like when they don't have food like they like surprise the kids with candy and the kids like guess and it's a game and it's like oh no candy it's it's my tongue eat my tongue yeah yeah weird it's weird to us it so feels weird and they also said the part where he was leaning in and just pressing his face against the kid's face

that's apparently a traditional Tibetan greeting you just press foreheads against each other instead of shaking hands or giving hugs you just go forehead to forehead with somebody I'm definitely willing to admit it wasn't heinous but it doesn't make it any more you know comfortable to watch yeah I think that's fair yeah I mean culturally it's different and it's different it's uncomfortable for me but if if it was not you know heinous that I was it just goes to show how like easily information and disinformation he gets spread by four that was a video that wasn't really misinformation but out of con out of context and if you look at all the accounts they

basically like making the Dalai Lama trying to like relate him to Epstein and like what accounts I didn't say that I think that's your timeline man no no but like they looked back to see the people originally spreading the video and in the in the information they're all Chinese body accounts okay now you when you started this billy today you said i was right initially yeah if you're saying the tape you hear me say are we sure that's like not something they do in tibet that we just don't know about yeah all right well good job billy yeah i saw something similar to there was people defending them uh around a time about there was somebody like i don't even remember but it was like

an asian um uh custom that was just like unbeknownst to us which could be i did i did did read that the Chinese government is putting a lot of money into AI and to developing deepfakes. That's going to be next. I can't wait. That's going to be so fun. Until they come for you. Coming for me, bro. They start editing.

They edit highlights of Aryan Foster's NFL career. He's dropping passes left and right. Be a real shame. It would be a shame if somebody did that. That would be funny, though, if we use deep fake technology to just make, like, older football players and basketball players look like they sucked ass. Like, somebody should do that with Jordan And be like, look, if Jordan played in today's NBA, he would get his... Oh, fuck, much hell hit up.

Yeah. They already did that with Babe Ruth. Have you ever seen his highlights? No. Yeah. Yes, I've watched some Babe Ruth highlights. They're kind of mid. Yeah, it's weird when you watch old baseball highlights from, I'm talking the 20s, 30s.

It's everything sped up because that's the technology that they recorded with back then. Like, when I first saw Babe Ruth, I was like, that guy's got the fastest swing I've ever seen. it's no it was just shot in like 15 frames per second or whatever so it's just like him at bat and then him already done with his swing i never i mean i don't know i never really looked at bay roof as like one of the greatest athletes of all time yeah i mean he didn't compete against the best competition and it was just i don't know man sports just back then in general just professional athletes it was like milkman in the off season you know what's like what's your cutoff for where shit counts that's a great question i think

around the 70s is when I was going to say 1970s 70s like 70s is when sports was like okay this is what you do for a living rather than you know I'm professional sports player and then I you know I stack crates in the offseason yeah it's different and so all right like when people like Jim Thorpe and shit like they're like I mean he probably was good for his time for show but it's like he's not making the cut I don't know about him personally but like cats back then ain't making to cut this Jim Thorpe was a bit of a freak athlete back then compared but comparatively like if you had them today doing like not smoking tons of cigarettes

and that's another that cats back there smoking cigarettes at halftime of shit I'm like bro you're not competing today I think that makes you a better athlete that is in there like I mean all these guys now are like they only eat like the things that they're nutritionists they go in the cryo chamber

like so if it is it is relatively impressive to be smoking cigarettes at halftime and then go out and but it's just so I think it shows the the competition level because if you couldn't do that right nowadays i mean think think if jordan had the work ethic as far as nutrition and taking care of his body that lebron did yeah he's extending his career 10 years you know i mean that documentary was insane because just hearing like the day of game seven he would like

wake up and drink a beer that's insane i mean you have stories about yeah he's on a golf course playing 36 holes drinking beer the whole time and didn't give somebody 50 that's fucking crazy. That's like. But it's just imagine if he was like really taking care of his body. And honestly that, well, that revelation really was. I mean, we knew about nutrition and stuff. But I think it took, you know, exponentially got better for athletes as far as like

understanding nutrition and then, you know, applying it to their games. I would say around, I'd probably say 2015 and on. Like when it changed like where it's like because I mean, I remember offseason for us was like we got a chance to chill and just relax. And but like nowadays, cats is like all. the whole year round, they're just working on their craft. And it really wasn't like that for it. Did anybody smoke in the NFL?

Wheat. No, but like cigarettes. Not black of my house. Yeah. So, not really? I remember everybody, so I was saying 90% of the wheat of the cast in the league that I knew smoking wheat. I bet some kickers probably smoke. No, not really.

Yeah, rip it a dart. Well, I mean, it's not that long ago where baseball players just smoking the dugout. Yeah, it was 70s. I mean, Jim Leland, I'm pretty sure, smoked cigarettes in the dugouts in the 90s. Yeah. The amount of like uppers that baseball players have experimented with, like, they're on the cutting edge of everything. Like, nicotine even today is, like, still one of their go-toes. Like, the concoction that some of these guys put in their bodies before games is insane.

A nicotine concoction? I mean, I bet Brian Cushing was dipping during games. Using, like, chewing tobacco? Oh, a bunch of cats did. I don't know if he did specifically, but I don't know a bunch of cats did that shit. And that was, like, crossing cultural lines, too. Black, white, that shit was just like a football thing. Yeah.

Egg dipped. Hell yeah. I tried it one time. I had once. I tried it one time. I got lightheaded as shit. You throw up? No.

Like, you know that, were you about to? Mm-hmm. It felt like that. Billy came up with a great idea yesterday when we were watching basketball. He said, what if? Actually, Billy, I'm going to bring up this tweet so I can get the verbiage explicitly read on because it was a great take on your part. We were talking about what sports trophies do you think have had the most cocaine

done off of them Stanley Cup was probably number one I was saying the second place tray that you get at Wimbledon because it's just a giant silver tray But it's only one person getting it so the less odds Andre Agassie though

I bet he did a shit load of a coke off that Is he, does he a coat guy? I think he was I think he was a meth guy yeah people don't talk Andre Agassiz like the first iteration of Andre Agassiz when it was early 90s he was tennis's back boy. He had the mullet going. I remember that. He was, uh, yeah, Pete Sampras was like the good guy,

right? He made, yeah, Pete Sampras was the all-American Greek guy. But at the time, John McEnroe was tennis's bad boy. And then Agassie kind of took over from that, but he was just like, okay, it's, it's John McEnroe except adding meth. He was doing meth. And so I'm sure if you do meth, you probably also do cocaine. I don't think that there is anything. What would you call that? I'm Jacksonville sober. I only do meth. I don't do cocaine at all. Was he doing meth Like as a performance enhancer or as a party drug? Probably both

Because Is meth a performance enhancing drug? I mean, Adderall His heart would probably explode though If you're a tennis If you're playing tennis It's like a heart rate goes A three four-four match

And you just the whole time going Extended release Okay so So we're talking about Which trophies have had the most cocaine done off him The World Cup ball Probably Maradonna just doing lines off that But then Billy said

All right hear me out Zin pouches But with cocaine in them instead billion dollar idea so billy just invented doing cocaine has a billion dollar idea there's a big market out there for now i will say from a mechanical mechanism as a mechanism it would work i'm sure putting cocaine in zin pouches and then having it absorbed through the gums i'm sure that would work but also it feels like you'd probably waste a lot of cocaine yeah i'll rub it on the gums yeah if you did a whole zen pouch with it a side of your face would just go completely numb

I don't know enough about cocaine or boxes. Everyone thinks that that tweet was just a boneheaded idea. I knew that it would get a lot of people pissed off and interact with the tweet. Yeah, so I talked to Billy about there. He's like, people don't understand that I'm just trying to get people to reply to it. I need to figure out a way to let people know that I'm joking about this. So then he replied to his own tweet, hashtag joke guy, not drug guy. Oh, my God.

So Billy was joking about it. I was probably the worst follow up. I did a search for hashtag joke guy. not drug guy. That's the first time that hashtag's ever been used on Twitter. Joke guy, not drug guy.

Joke guy, not drug guy. It's a joke, man. Was it a joke? It was a joke. Well, to be honest, I've been around a lot of, I returned to a college campus for graduation over the weekend, and I saw frat culture very up close and personal.

I was like, wow. Like, if you could figure out how to make cocaine Zin, like, these guys would be all for it. Mm-hmm. So you were around a lot of cocaine? No. He didn't say that.

He said frat culture. Frat, frat culture. And no, it wasn't at all. And it just popped up in your head that, hey, if we can get cocaine in a pouch. These guys would buy it. This is, this is Billy's law, which is if you get Billy talking long enough about any subject, he'll eventually incriminate himself. Yeah. I'll take a drug test.

Will you? Yeah. Right now. Do they have drug tests down at Dwayne Reed downstairs? Do you think? Yeah. Yeah, they do. They do.

They have at home drug test. I'll take a drug test right now. Okay, let's give Bill on a drug test. Monday, Monday, 3.50 p.m. I will take a drug test. Okay. Yeah.

Okay. You had to think about it for a second. It sounded to me like four weeks ago. It sounded to me like Billy was doing some math in terms of the hours in the day of Monday. He looked at first like just Monday. It is 1500 hours right now. Actually, I'm going to be honest, I was playing pickup basketball last week. Against somebody who's definitely doing it.

and he was high and I smelled the drugs on I was sitting I was I was sitting next to him drinking water between games and excited to get back in this dude was just ripping a joint right next to me like really fast and I was like tying my shoes and stuff and then I like realized halfway through the games I started getting really hungry and I and I don't that's just horrible yeah I'm down with his drug taste shit though yeah I'll take the drug test it sounds like Billy just incriminate big tea no I was sitting next one guy who's smoking a big joint no Some of these dudes bring hookah, bring like hookah setups to the pickup courts, and it's kind of pretty lit. Billy, it's pretty lit on the side.

I'd like you to go get a drug test right now. Me? Okay. Yeah. You're the one that said it. I'll do it. You said, I will take a drug test right now. Okay. What are you looking up?

What were you just Googling there, Billy? Nothing. Okay. Nothing. Or here you go. Can you type in the bar so we can see what your most recent search is? Yeah. I'm Googling.

I can't figure out how to see. spell Andre Agassi. Oh, okay. Well, that was five minutes ago. Yeah, well, that's what's in my search. But you were about to Google something else. It looks like it says, how long does it take? I'll take a drug test right now.

Okay. Man, this would be so awesome if he fails. I hope he's positive. Billy, don't take the test before you get back in the room because, Billy, listen to me. When you come back with the drug test, we need to have somebody go with you to the bathroom. Because you're not going to go out. Those goes, not it.

You're not going to go. out there and recruit somebody to give you their piss. Okay, I'm not, I'll take the drug test right now. Okay. All right, I'm going to text Billy. I'm testing for everything. Yes. Yes. He's going to go pick one that doesn't

have whatever drug he's done. This is the only one that had there. See, Billy just, he just incriminates himself. Can we, can you tell him to FaceTime us when he's buying it so that we have to pick the one? We pick the drug. Yeah. The drug test. That's fucking hilarious. I'm giving him my pen number. This is my mistake.

Oh, no. Uh, also FaceTime me. That's hilarious. Yeah, that's good. This is going to be good. You've already let him into your house when you're not there. What's the pin number to your credit card? That's true.

That's true. I did not go through my house with a black light afterwards. It would just be frog slime everywhere. You know, it's crazy. I had a homeboy in college who was notorious for this. He would go, he was in the dorms and everybody lived close. He would just go into his rooms and beat off. he was just notorious it was weird as shit

the wet bandit bro that's insane there was the wildest in the world he was like what the fuck is wrong with you bro he was like hey man if I found out that someone had come into my room and jerked off he just he did it

that's insane he would just randomly go in other cats rooms and beat off and then just leave and you knew he was he didn't like do it on the bed or nothing he would just like but you could tell he would leave like you know what I'm saying the oil or whatever I was like

bro what is wrong with you bro that's crazy One time I came back to my room and my roommate at the time had lived off campus, but they didn't know. So I had a room all to myself. So my room was a kind of meetup spot. That's clutch. It was dope. And so I put the beds together.

So I had this big, big king-sized bed. It was cracking. So I come back to my room one day. My man's just underneath my blankets. No. With his shoes on and has a pizza on the bed all under the blanket. I'm like, what the far? Are you 12?

What the fuck is this? Oh, that's better. I thought, that's better than what I thought the story was going. It was just, he just was wild. He was just like a little homeless man. It was the weirdest shit in the world, though. So he would let himself into other people's dorm rooms? What the fuck he's calling me right now?

Oh, my mother. Really? What the fuck? I got to answer this. Yeah. What the fuck? Hey, yo, fam. Hey, oh.

Oh. It must be a butt down. That's, that'd be the type. That's what I gotta call him back How long he's been since you talk to this guy? Ah man we talk like I don't know I want to say two three months But that's insane as fuck

God it's real That's just crazy as fuck What the fuck Anybody at work or something That's crazy or something That's crazy Oh that I need him to answer That shit's crazy

I'm sorry Okay, so he would let himself into dorm rooms So there's a way to get into these certain dorm rooms Like They was like They were shoddy So it's like the window would slide So you would like

You would just like push the window at a certain angle And slide it and you could open the door from there All the dorms was like that Like the window of the door So there was like there was a door And then the window was right by the door And you just slide the window open and open the door Gotcha reach around from the side

That's some weird behavior he's cool he's one of the homies like he's one of my brothers man but it was it was weird as shit i ain't gonna lie but he did it to everybody it's an ongoing joke in our group chat he admits it yeah that's that's why i want him to answer bro hold on man that's just crazy dog that's weird i see oh wait billy's face time man is it like a lot of phone activity Hey Billy What do you got I got it

14 drugs tested home drug test Seven list drugs Seven prescription drugs He just answered He just answered Hey cut You just call me right I did

Yeah you must have been on accident But you know the wild shit about it What I was just like I'm in New York doing my podcast right Yeah And nigga In the middle of me telling the story

about how you was notorious for breaking the niggas rooms and beating off man what the fuck that's facts though that's facts though I'll say I'm lying nigga yeah thought so anyway but in the middle of me telling that story dog you ring me fam

you said what what you say I said you can't be talking about this shit on your podcast man you got to I'm not, I'm not going to say your name, fam, but how wild is that that you call? I'm literally in the middle of telling that story. How wild is that shit? Oh, yeah, yeah.

That's, I mean, it's God, man. Yeah. That are feeding home hungry people. He's making, making you ring me while I'm telling a story about how you beat off in my room. Hey, no, man, no, I'm just, you know what I'm just connected like anything. Hey, let me ask you a question, though. why did you do that why did I do that

why would you do that because I was a nomad I was homeless I was a nomad and I was still a horned tigigig so it's like up pick up

the room right here fuck I was broke and and they could try to stay around give so I can eat

their free food you know Yeah, funny, man. All right, man. I'm a holl at you, folk. All right, love. Yeah. That's just hilarious.

That's crazy as fuck, though. He needed internet. He had to go somewhere ahead of the internet. Yeah. Okay, Billy's back in studio right now. He has the drug test. It says test for 14 drugs. What's listed on there, Billy?

Okay, we got everything. We got marijuana, cocaine, methamphetamine, opiates, phenyclydean, which is PCP, Angel Dust. Amphetamine You like to get wet Ecstasy Trice This one I've never heard of

Tricyclic Antidepressants Blue Angels Bluebirds Barbituates Benzodiazepines Methadone Oxycodone

Propoxapine Don't know what that is Bupronephurin Which I don't know what that is So what we're going to figure it out Okay so who wants to go with Billy I'll just go to this corner

In the studio Okay No Billy can use the corner of the corner Use my corner Yeah, I'll use your corner Use my corner Stand behind me I mean

I think this is impromptu enough For everyone Is it just pee in it I just pee in it? You gotta go pee in it? I can get it going Okay

I've been drinking green tea all day Hold on Are y'all okay with this? Oh yeah Okay I just wanted to make sure First I don't expose yourself to anybody Wait are we actually letting him piss in here

Okay I want to go to the bathroom I've let the bathroom I mean I don't I'm not a I just don't care. I just want to make sure you all come up. I'm sure. Maybe y'all leave just so we don't get. Yeah.

Yeah. Y'all leave. Yeah. So we don't feel. Just so there's no future lawsuits on our hands. Leave the camera. Yeah, Aaron, you take the camera. I could see this being played back to us in a court of law one day.

Yeah. All right. This is us being gentleness. Sorry. All right. Okay. Now, Billy, there are our cameras here, too, which they'll have to edit. so make sure that

Yeah, as long as your back is to PFC's back Okay Yeah, just come Come back here Put your penis in the video Okay, yeah This got real very quickly

I'll go in that corner Yeah, there's no cameras there No cameras over there That's cool Go pee next to the door bag Okay Billy will let you back in When he's done urinating

How long does this take? Okay, so wait, let me see peel right to left to reveal results. Oh. So you just pee into that thing and that's it? I'm trying to figure out where I have to pee too. Just minimal. Well, the problem is what if he can't stop? I've a

I can stop. I have a water bottle if you need to stop. Okay. That's going to be. All right. Here, Billy, for overflow. Nice hands. Aaron. Damn.

This show is something. Billy is in the corner his backs to the camera I hope Hank walks in where you're doing this Can you imagine the door just bust his ass

as he's pissing Who would be the funniest person to walk in right now Erica? Erica yeah All right Billy's got his penis out I don't hear no stream okay

Wait wait wait Wait wait I'm He's getting stage bright We got Ed Shearing on her hands over here Are you peeing yet Billy? I'm listening I don't hear any pee Oh, it's going, he's going

And go wash your hands afterwards, my G Don't touch the doorknob either Matter of fact The first live stream Oh, I nailed that Billy claims that he He peed directly into the cup You nailed your bathroom

Are you done Billy? Hearing Billy Piss was slightly more uncomfortable Than I'd anticipated That's why I wanted him to leave though, right? Yeah, no, that was good call I just got it right in the right spot Okay, do your favor It down on the staff

Put it down on this desk And then leave Oh, that gross But this is on the desk All right, now leave And hand me those instructions Over there before you go Because I want to know what I'm looking for

On the results I think we might have to put a timer Yeah, yeah, yeah How long do I have to wait? Hey, go wash your hands, right? Oh, wait, we have to mail this? Five to ten minutes Okay

No, this is how you read the results Okay, go wash your hands, bro. Don't test the doorknop. Three easy steps. Collect urine sample, securely seal lid, read results in five to ten minutes. Okay.

So we're looking for one red line. One red line in five to ten minutes. One red line is positive or negative? One red line is positive. Got it. Two lines is negative. It came out. Did he piss all over the place?

No, no, he peed in that corner over there by McKinsey's desk. he had a little trouble getting started yeah he got a little stage fright so Billy prepare me

if there was to be a red line on here which red line is it going to be if I go get totally clean can I get like can we make a bet that I'm clean what does that mean like you said if I go get clean that's what you say if I'm totally clean

clean. Can I like win some money or something? You don't know how bets work. You already have got all the cards. Have you? Well, you can check in like five minutes. What happens if you're not? If I'm not we can do this weekly. Yeah, no, we will.

That's not really a punishment. It's certainly not commensurate with you just winning money now. Look, there's a reason if there was an actual problem, I wouldn't be taking this test. I want it to be positive. You know you're the one that volunteered for this i know i there's nothing in there okay what do you think i test positive for there's some weird stuff i don't know i don't know is any of that shit in anabolic steroids

yeah bill you put a lot of stuff in your body definitely positive for that shit for peds oh come on i'm nowhere close to looking like i'm on something but you just look like you just hear about shit and and pop it doesn't matter what it is yeah i mean there's fitness trends that what i'm saying billy was saying the other day that it sucks you can't work out anymore Because he's not allowed to get his heart rate above a certain level. That was when I had the hives. Okay. Now we're back.

You are a character. So you're still working out? Yeah, I'm getting back into it. How much can you bench? Right now? Mm-hmm. I mean, probably, I can definitely, I've been wrapping out 225 and keeping easy on the shoulder. Okay.

Yeah. How many reps? I don't know how much I can do right now. Two or three? I could probably do 10. I can do 10, 225 right now. that's not true that ain't that ain't easy with a warm with a warm up couldn't you barely do 235 last year no that was 2.85 and Billy almost died it was

275 I think no it was 285 almost died but I had to rescue we can go back um that was when he was getting cooked by blooper yeah that's true yeah get your weight up yeah I love telling people to get their weight up it's the best that's my number one basketball shirt get your weight up yeah so Aaron since you're in town Billy said that he has a basketball game today you said that you wanted to go play ball with billy i did but uh the lakers play tonight so it's a no go for me well so we play from 530 to 7 to 7 30 ish and then we go watch the game the game with starts at 8 30 here oh yeah so we have you more time yeah no yeah that kind of works against you yeah well i won't be

all sweaty watching the game that's good that's course that's good working with me so any chance of your lakers coming back no no no what's wrong with them um old How I said, chill out, how I assess the situation was, not because they play well. I think the issue is, I think they have a good squad.

It's just that it factor when you have a championship. It's like when you see guys, you know, diving on the floor for balls and like all that kind of shit. Lakers don't play like that. How Murray came out is how Braun should have came out in game three. I'm going to score 30 in the first half. Like if we,

if the ship sink is because I'm staring at the bow. You know what I think that's what he's going to do tonight But it's too late now But let me say this I know he likes to Bronr reads his own press Thousand percent And so like I'm sure he's heard

Nobody's ever came back from 03 I'm sure in his mind now It's like if I do that I don't know if I would be a dumb goal to set At the beginning of a series But if there ever was a goal to chase Is that one Yeah I mean if he came back from three games to nothing

I think it would shut a lot of people up Oh, my God. I mean, it would be one of the greatest sports accomplishments of all time. You can take solace in this. Adam Silver will make sure this gets to at least six. This is, they're winning tonight, no question about it. Is Scott Foster doing the game? I would imagine so.

Two games in a row for Scott EF? They're going to make sure they win a couple. I don't know if they're going to win tonight. I'll be honest, man. I would, I think they're a three-point favorite. I would responsibly. I thought that. I might bet on the Lakers.

I thought that because they had just faced the Warriors. I was like, they're never going to see a shooting display like that for the rest of the playoffs. And that bodes well for us. Little did I know. Right. These motherfuckers was firing it from everywhere. And so it's just, I don't see it. It's Mark Davis, Josh Tiven, and Trey Maddox tonight.

Okay, that's not good news. Well, they tried with Scott Foster last game. Did he do the last one? Yeah, he was bleeding. Remember that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, he didn't want to get pop. Yeah

They're winning tonight though Adam Silver will make sure Yeah I mean it can make me a happy man Billy's texting probably his friend right now Being like I just took a drug test He's got this look on his face Like do you think I'm going to be good

No I think you saw me What was actually in? I was looking some No I was looking at some Just like stuff that can cause false positive Oh false positive test All right So I think it's been about six seven minutes right

Piss reveal Let's do it Okay peel from right show that Piss There's a lot of strips in here I don't okay Show it Okay I'm trying to read this

Is it warm It's a little bit warm to the touch Is there any double lines Single is bad Okay it's got Yeah single would be bad So you're clean for PCP

Good Congrats You're clean for opiates You're clean for MDMA Perfect What's this one This one's Not coming through

So hot right now Which one is it Hang on I'm gonna look at the Please I already Was clean I gotta be honest

I think Billy's clean Bo There's two lines On all of this Right two lines on all of them you can see Billy

Billy came across clean congrats man congratulations give it to you good job Billy give it to you thank you congratulations on not doing drugs

you fucking nerd I'm actually surprised oh thank you I thought that you do like drugs no I don't well you should have said thank you for that like I'm surprised I appreciate it

You're just so glad that whatever drug you did a week ago didn't show up. I literally... What's the wildest drug you've done? Psychedelic honey with Donnie. That thing you just did? That was nothing. Well, yeah, I mean, it was pretty crazy. You got a little lightheaded.

Yeah, you got a lightheaded. Probably a pain killer I was prescribed for like a knee surgery. That's the wildest drug you've done? Yeah. I mean, psilocybin. That's recreationally. Mm-hmm. Those are mushrooms?

Yeah, but like under a gram try to keep it Oh, just micro dose Yeah I'm proud of you Billy So what's the craziest drug you've ever done Probably MDMA Yeah In Hong Kong

I'm an open book Like that was on camera So I can't say it I just heard so many crazy stories About people doing more of the synthetic type stuff And ending up like messed up Yeah

And I'm like I don't have too much to work with Yeah The days of K2 Bath salts Why did people do bath salts because every story I ever heard was about somebody taking bath salts and then eating somebody's face.

I think that's one of the number one reasons why weed is legal because they're like, look, these guys, like, much rather have these guys smoking weed than going nuts on K2 or bath salts. Yeah, it was like grass that was sprayed with chemicals shipped from God knows where.

That was a bad error of drugs. I know when I was growing up, there was dudes doing stupid shit. Like, you know those weird kids sniffing, huffing, like computer dust shit. Yeah. That shit, people was doing that shit.

I'm like, y'all won't get hot like that? Shit, weird. We were scared so badly as kids about, about huffing stuff. I thought it was like a common thing that people would just take spray paint, spray it into a bag and then just start inhaling it. I don't know anybody that like huff's airplane glue recreationally. I don't think I've ever met somebody like that. I had some dudes I grew up with that were just like they would do every drug. I'm talking about it.

It was like 13, 12 years old. had done acid, coke, weed, all that shit. And I was like, that's just crazy. Billy, you just texted somebody to say, Good News, I passed? No. It worked.

Yeah. What's your last text message? What was this I? Detective T. It was actually listening to Macrodosing on the way back. Love it. Which episode? Hollow Earth.

Mm. Sure my cousin. Was that Dale? Yeah. Cool. Congrats to Dale. Yeah, I just graduated. Ran to a guy in the airport on Thursday.

I was getting ready to get on my plane. And this guy just runs up and he's got, he's listening to macrodosing. And he's like, check this out. I listen to every episode. Let's take a picture. And I'm getting on the plane. And he goes to take a picture, storage full on his phone. Oh, it felt bad for the guy.

You want to hear what happened to me the other day? Yeah. I was at a concert and somebody comes up and listen to the show and wanted to take a picture. So we did. And then I watched him go back over, walk back with his friends. and they pulled out the phone and they looked at the picture like to see if it was good and the guy they look at the picture and the guy goes eh and I was like I think I'm offended by that he was he was for me to you I watched it happen yeah yeah do you have a move that

you do in pictures Big T uh just no yeah not like one finger up I do the thumbs up a lot yeah no I just usually smile I guess yeah uh Big T I want to get your get the pulse of big t nation on this one because huge news just developing yesterday Donald trump has come up with a new nickname for ron desantis oh i haven't seen this he truthed it he put it out oh was so tiny yeah the truth and i'm not on truth so i don't maybe i was i fell victim to a screenshot i don't think that i did no i so i to finish what you were going to say so is the the truth that he put out was tiny rond de santis is five foot seven so i think that was fake. Was it? Because I went to his truth page to look for it and I couldn't find it. I went back

a couple days. Maybe it was before that, but I couldn't find it. That makes me sad because I thought that was a winner. I don't like Ron DeSanctimonious. It's too many words. I don't think that plays. It's like an SAT word, too. Tiny Ron, huh? Yeah, it is. Tiny Ron DeSantis is 5-7. Well, let's see. There's an article here on... Oh, speaking of Ron DeSantis, do we know if he was in the Skull and Bones Society at Yale? Because he played baseball at Yale. Hmm. I don't think that we know that, but I did find an article from The Daily Beast saying one of the frontrunners is just Tiny D. I like that. Tiny D is a good one.

I saw Ron Dishonest as well. Yeah. Ron DeSanctimonious. Ron Dish said Ron Dishonest is not Not bad. I let it into sanctimonious. I like Tiny D better, though. He's already used Little Marco, though. Yeah, but Tiny D is different. It is. Wait, why is it Tiny D?

I missed it. He's short. But D. DeSantis? But also. Oh, shit, that was dumb. Do you think he's implying something else, Big T? Oh, I like the Dublin, Tondra.

Tiny D. That would be hilarious. That would be hilarious Yeah, Billy Could impact some of his voter base What do you mean They might not like that nickname Tendy D?

Yeah Which voter base Tiny D voter base Who's that Of Trump's Huh Something I think of You're saying

You're saying Trump voters Have little dicks It is very funny To imagine a 5'7 Trump supporter Being like Yeah that's a good nickname For Ron to say

He is short Yeah, that motherfucker Although I freely admit that There as a 5 foot 8 and 3 quarters man There should be a cutoff for height Like I feel like Putin Short, Hitler, short James Madison

Kim Jong-un We don't know what's it What are his stats? I think he's short Short Napoleon Not that short for his time period Apparently Yeah just in the grand scale of things right

Yeah just short amongst his crushing mercenaries How tall was he, Billy? I think he was like 5, 6, 5, 7? Yeah, it's pretty short. This says Kim Jong-un is 5-6. Oh, really? Yeah.

All North Koreans are really short. What's his BMI? This got to be off the charts. I'm sure, relatively high. Oh, no, he was 5-2. Napoleon was 5-2. Okay, fact-check, he was short. Yeah.

All right. But the average height was 5-4. So not that. short yeah that's like five well that's like a five seven man now but the thing was a lot of the prussians he used to hang with were super tall so short you're short um big tea where do you teed off about so this isn't a teed off but it's a story that i have to share because it's one of the most ridiculous things i've ever heard in my life yesterday i was talking to one of my friends and we were talking about Chicago and stuff

and my new apartment and I mentioned getting a new bed and he was like oh well I'm the guy to talk to about that because I was talking about which one to get he goes well you know I'm the guy to talk to I was like why he goes well since we graduated I've bought six new mattresses

I said you've done what he's either a killer or a dope boy he said yeah after like six months or so I want a new one and he said I've so he lives at home so he saves tens of thousands of dollars in rent. So I guess he just every six months buys a new mattress.

No, this guy's pissing his bed. And I said, I said, what do you do with the old ones? He goes, I burned a couple. I gave some away. This is the most insane thing I've ever heard. That is one of the stupidest purchases. It is very dumb.

He's like, so I've tried all the brands. You don't break in a mattress in six months. Yeah, it's one of the more wild things I've ever heard. I would pay good money to have the clip when he told me. I couldn't believe it. I've never heard of that before. I thought he was joking. I just bought a new mattress, let's see, probably about three months ago.

And before that, I hadn't bought a new mattress for maybe eight, ten years, bro. Whoa. I think it's eight years is supposed to be. And that's when, like, most people go longer than that. The mattress industry tries to get you to do eight years to buy new one. I mean, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. I'd be chilling. I heard that mattresses, they gain weight over the years from all the dead skin that gets shed on to them.

But again, that might be big mattress telling you. Dust mites. Yeah. That's nasty. How often, when you guys were in college, how often would you wash your sheets? Oh, that was an ongoing thing with my mom. She would always try to make sure that I washed my sheets and I just never really did it. I don't know.

Maybe like once every month or so. Yeah, that's still a lot. Maybe more than that. That's still a lot for college guys, I think. Sometimes it's once a semester. When your mom comes to visit. No, look what a good. Buy twice a semester is like when you go.

go home like you know what I'm saying like Thanksgiving yeah you can go if you can get from to Thanksgiving without washing it that's pretty decent and then from there you probably get to Christmas that's a shorter time and ends up washed and then to go back where you sexually active that doesn't that's not pertinent to the story well I think it is so fucking pertinent to that story talk it would be common courtesy if one woman slept over in your bed free to wash her sheets before the second woman yeah i was i was doing my thing and once a month was probably it was irresponsible y'all should have been doing it once a week with the guy the wet bandit going around oh he wouldn't do it in our beds he would like do it at the desk oh that's

even worse i'm telling you it was weird man it was weird those shitty chairs they got in there yeah it was weird did you have the wooden furniture just like that was made out by like kids from shop glass yeah it looked like every 1990s chair you can think of yeah man those chair seen some shit i think yeah i think once a month is probably about right i wish i could say i wash my sheets once a month when i was in college is probably less than that well how much how much how much do watch my sheets once every two weeks that's about what i do yeah every two weeks just get a cycle going get a habit going and i have two i have two two two or three sheets so they're in rotation so like

you know they kind of that's the key yeah you can just change the sheets and then you wash them all together that's what we do once a month that's what we do I actually wash my sheets much more nowadays how much do you watch your sheets nowadays because my dog sleeps in my bed with me that's so fucking gross so I do it like

once every two weeks yeah just why do you snore not louder than me yeah why do you why do you all that dog sleep with you in the bed they're warm and comfortable and yeah but they smell They shed? Not all of them

You get used to your dog smell It's like your kids They're nothing like children They're a living pillow We need to get you around a good Small to Medium size dog That doesn't shed That loves you

I'm telling you dog I don't like dogs I know I know But your your notion is one of like Billy's dog Which like a big dog Slobbers a lot Not that there's anything wrong with that

I'm just saying like that That seems to be what his idea I've been over to Shoryhouse before where she had this little mut chilling at the edge of the bed and I'm like bro I'm not staying here like get this dog off the bed she's like what it's my I'm like get this dog

off the it's a dog it is a dog okay I do not understand that shit all right even me saying that shit got me thinking like y'all are insane no but also your dog's like your bodyguard too he's like if something happens in the night he's there too

he's a like an alarm he's not a bodyguard well what about this area what if it's Hallie Berry. Mm-hmm. That checks off, you know, she's beautiful. She's an older lady. Mm-hmm.

But she's got a pit bull. Pit bull sleeps on the bed. Oh, hell no. You don't stay over? Nope. You don't even go into her bedroom? You're capping. It depends.

I have left the homie's house before because he won't put his dog up. Yeah, it's the homie. That's different. It's not Hallie. We haven't that horny. Were you ever attacked? We ever attacked? Yeah.

Okay. That makes more sense. That's not about being horny. That's about having a great story for the rest of your life. Mm-hmm. That's a pretty dope story that Hollyberry wanted me in general, and I turned her down because she wouldn't get rid of her fucking mutt. That's actually a cooler story.

No, that makes you sound dumb. No. Yeah. I'd be like you're an idiot. I can't fuck a dog, especially pit bulls, man. I don't like that. My dad doesn't like dogs because he got attacks when he was younger. So I get that whole psychology

We used to have to run from them all the time Yeah Like I was constantly running from dogs Like you know how this is how I figured Like what kind of neighborhood you're in Like if you win If you win a hood A whole bunch of straight dogs

Run around If you had a nice neighborhood Like there's a bunch of cats Straight cats I was gonna say In nice neighborhoods People go up to other people's dogs So you judge whether you run two

Or away from dogs That's also true That is also true But you know maybe they just wanted To help you get better It could be the reason It could be the reason They could have contributed

Some little bit To you having a very Slavering one-eyed dogs That kept me running as a kid Fucking Every though There was this one Every time I turned the corner

I was like again bro Every day I used to walk to elementary school Every day I had to run from this nigga brat Oh my God I think I think you should thank dogs I think they're your first personal trainer

It might not be What if, what if, like, we go back in time and we see the dog and, like, the dogs just really wanted to, like, say hi to Arian and play? No, they did not want to say high in play. It was just these videos and be like, ah, they wanted to bite me. He's had rabies. All right, what else we got on the docket for today? Bill Gates was getting blackmailed by Epstein. So what, yeah, what happened with that?

I saw the headline, did not follow up on it. Basically, evidence came out that Epstein had, Bill Gates was having an extra marital affair with a bridge player from Russia. That sounds about right. Yeah. How old was she? She was of age, but pretty young, like 20, 19. A 20-year-old bridge player?

Yeah. That's the story. That was actually part of her whole, like, presentation. She was like, bridge is cool. Like, look at Bill Gates and Warren Buffett. they donated to my bridge to, like my organization to make bridge cool again. Okay, so Bill Gates slept with a 20-year-old bridge player from Russia. Yeah, I was about to exonerate him, but the 20-year-old thing kind of...

I mean, 20, it's weird when you're... How old was he probably in his 50s? Yeah, 50s. That's weird. That's definitely weird, but it's legal. And so Epstein found out about it, but he likes them younger. Yeah, but Epstein was married or Epstein found out that Bill Gates was married. he used that information to leverage uh bill gates doing more like charity work with

how did he know he knew things so epstein somehow knew the 20 year old bridge player as a honeypot operation or knew of the whole situation and he found out and then used gates to get money yeah dude knew his blackmail what can i say yeah so who knows and then i don't know it don't But that just came out recently. But who knows what else we don't know about. If that's all that was happening to Bill Gates, if it was, I banged a 20-year-old Russian girl. And then I got in trouble for that because I was married.

I didn't want my wife to find out. He should just come out and say that. Yeah. It's way better than people thinking that he was taking trips to Epstein's Island with like 15-year-old girls. Yeah. Which makes me think that maybe there was something else going on. Yeah, I think there was.

Also, did you see that every, there was one interview where Bill Gates was asked about Epstein and he just goes well he's dead like he's always frustrated that yeah he's dead now and people are still asking me like I thought if he had died I thought if he died thought I handled that story over yeah like what like why are people still talking about this I had him killed allegedly yeah it doesn't it feels it feels it feels weird that he expects like he's sick of people asking questions about Epstein he's like I've already answered all this stuff he hasn't really addressed all of it yeah at all but he's acting like we've been through this a million times it's a good strategy has he said it like like bro i'm not a pedophile but this isn't said

like has you said it like that no i feel like you can't say that i can't say i'm not a pedophile i feel like you damned if you do you daned if you not if you don't but if i'm thinking if i was in a position that epstein is like i'm connected with epstein somehow i'm like hey first and foremost listen yeah cheated on my wife i i'm a lot of i'm a billionaire it is what it is i lived that lifestyle but I didn't never fuck with cats. That's ridiculous. Like, that would make that's better than saying. But that's what I'm saying of a man, a cue. I mean, if

everybody, to a certain extent, reads their own press, right? You know what your public images, right? He knows he's known for vaccine the anti-vax people, right? He knows that, right? So he kind of stays away from it. But like, this shit is like if you're known for that, you got to address that. Like, bro,

all that other shit, y'all are wilder, but like this, we got to settle this. This is ridiculous. this open forum press conference come on macrodosing yeah yeah Bill Gates you won't Bill Gates you won't

bet you won't you won't you won't come on macrodosing take a piss test yeah I don't for free

whatever about the other stuff I want to see what drugs you're on Bill Gates isn't cool enough to do drugs this piss is cleaner than billies uh

all right anything else oh I I had it last time but we didn't talk about it I've got my new word for woke okay So it's it's going to sound counterintuitive at first, but you've got to you've got to stick with me. Okay.

So instead of going woke, it's now going NASCAR. Oh. Nothing but left turns. Okay. So that's that's the new term that I will be using. I hope we catches on. Going NASCAR sounds way cooler. I've been in NASCAR.

Going, yeah, going woke is just, the word woke just makes your sense. skin crawl now. It means everything. I saw this clip were the sentimentious. He said that shit like 17 times and like 15 seconds or something like that.

Yeah. Come on dogs. There's one focus group that's out there that told these guys, okay, you need to start using woke more often. And he's like, okay, well, I'm going to smoke the entire pack of woke and we're just going to go full-fledged.

I'm going to say everything that I don't like is woke. Hoped up. And then there's a burn factor on it. Like even if there's a song that you love and it's playing on the radio, it gets played out. They call that the burn factor. words have a burnfacker

Yeah Yeah And also it's kind of lost meaning Where people just say Woke for anything that they don't like But the thing is we're now in the period Where woke's like bad and like burnt out But that means that

We're no one's going to say it for like Five, six, seven years And then it's going to come back and be cool Yeah Like Nickelback Okay Yeah Good point

Is Nickelback cool now? Yeah Everyone's like apologizing For mistreating nickleback name a nickelbeck song Rockstar Photograph

You ran into the wrong room With this one area No no no no no That's some good songs No I wasn't trying you I was like I don't know Nickelback songs Look at this photograph

Every time I do it makes me This is how you remind me That's nickelback Yeah Good song Yeah I'm through it standing at lines At clubs I'll never get in

It's like the bottom of the ninth And I'm never gonna win Rockstar I love the I love the rendition The singer from Nickelback ended up marrying

What's your name? Because I've heard the name Nickelback But I'm trying to recall You would recognize a couple I recognize a couple I can't Nothing's coming to me

Yeah Who's next on that Right now Who's somebody that's not cool That you think in five 10 years Let's say 10 years We're all going to look back

And be like man It kind of sucks That we treat this person poorly By this band You know it's kind of Like OG Justin Bieber Yeah It's getting plays

Like what songs He's like the Hanson era He's like one of the richest Most famous people in the world though Yeah I'm just saying it like Are you like the first couple years he was around Yeah like when everyone was like But I don't think that was real

Like he had plenty of fans Yeah yeah But it's like Okay Guy Fierry Nickelback both went through this time period Where everybody was shitting on him And then we've come through the other side Where we're like actually they're not bad guys

show some respect to Guy Fieri. I feel like Taylor Swift is like that. She already did that. Yeah, I'm starting to think about the arc. Yeah, the arc was like that. Imagine Dragons. In about 10 years, people are going to be like,

they just made hits. They just made songs. I never heard anything bad about it. For NBA games. Now, people shit on Imagine Dragons. Yeah. Yeah. Not in my circles.

We're just like, we hear, we're like, one of those songs. It's like, yeah, that shit, Bob. You're like, yeah, this is a wild card weekend. Yeah, it gives you sports vibes, you know? That's facts. It's Nickelback is kind of adjacent to that conversation. It's like, imagine drag in the ball out of way.

Just bar music. Yeah. Nickelback's like early 2000s bar music that's always playing in the backgrounds at the bar. So who are the easiest artists to make fun of right now? J-rul? He ain't never going to have that comeback, though. You don't think of ten years? He hands himself so many else. It's just hilarious. Yeah. DJ Khalid? Yeah. Yeah. People. kind of shit on him right now but I don't think he's gonna have that comeback either I mean I mean he like amalgamates a lot of artists to do collaborations but like he doesn't have anything about yo this this is DJ Khalid's like Mona Lisa it's just

like you just get a whole bunch of people in the studio and you may make the beat or you may recruit other people that make the beats but like there's no like what's your favorite DJ Khalid's on actually I think I think I've got one but all I do is win think of T Payne when I hear that shit yeah but for some reason I thought like DJ Khalid was like he like he like produces a lot of this stuff so I mean but even in production it's like you you know you barring from here you're doing this you do it so he's like just he amalgamates a bunch of stuff and he's like well connected and so he'll get a whole bunch of artists like on which is the talent in itself but like I don't

think you can hang your head on that for a legacy I could be wrong I'm not hating I'm just I don't I'm not a fan of DJ Khalid you know what I mean like I'm a fan of like the shit that he the people that he brings around him i think i think pit bull in about 10 years is going to have a comeback no pit bull he he's left us pit bull's in south america getting all the love and recognition yeah i think he's already he's left us so but i think he's gonna come back and people are going to be like we're sorry for making fun of mr worldwide back in 2017 i think he was always there with latin folk though like they love that dude like we didn't leave him he left us He left Miami

He's in Brazil It's actually crazy Like some If you look at the actual numbers On a lot of songs Like there's so many Like Spanish listenership That we like

There's like popular songs We have no idea exist But they get like More listens than the new Taylor Swift Miley Cyrus had that arc She did a little bit Yeah I mean

I'm looking at the list Of most unpopular Most hated musicians in the country Okay Number one is Justin Bieber Really? That seems inaccurate to me. I think the song Baby had the most dislikes on YouTube.

Like 4chan ratio Justin D. Yeah, but that was like 15 years ago. Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. There's a time. Like when he actually, he may have been through that arc with the Jacked U album. Number two is Chris Brown. Justifiably, I'd say. Well, see, that's a thing though, man.

No. Hang on, let him cook. Hang on, let him cook. Let him cook. Hit me out. Never ever will I condone. that. I grew up in that household. I hate that shit. I'm always against it. But he was also 17. Is that true? Yeah, he was 17 when it happened. So I get people being upset about it.

But at what point do you say, okay, my man says he's paid his dues for his mistakes, especially as a 17 year old. Like I said, I've never done it. I grew up around it, be a million against it but man that's tough to be in a public guy to go through something like that what has he done since that has he had any more trouble he's been a lot of drugs and shit like that but other than that I think

he's not I don't think he's been canceled at all but what I'm saying is like how long do you hold somebody accountable for something you know what I'm saying that was in my view you know I don't know him from my you know assertation. It looked like it was like he knew he fucked up. I haven't seen any allegations

since then. And if there has been, then I totally retract all this. But if that was his only incident, I don't say only, if that was his incident and subsequently has been nothing, he's what, pushing 40 and he was 17 years old? I mean, there was an incident in 2016 where a woman called the police accused Brown of threatening her with a gun inside his house. Okay. Police were called Brown denied them entry when they returned with one. Brown refused them entry and began a standoff with LAPD. Okay. And they brought the SWAT team out.

Yeah. And then there was another accusation in 2022, but it looks like that one was thrown out and had no merit. So the last thing that we see with Chris Brown that could be considered problematic was 2016. Threatening with a gun. And we don't know all the ends and outs of that. I don't know. I'll just stay out of it because of my business. But I just know.

I know from personal head experience that people can change and show. remorse don't know him personally but did you get to a fight with with usher with drake i think oh yeah he got into a fight with usher recently right yeah yeah i think he like tried to beat usher up at usher's birthday party i don't want to that whole celebrity gossip circle is crazy to me man yeah like it's a certain time where you get enough money and you just don't want to fade off into you just enjoy your life enjoy your money you don't get all into the who's saying who about what and like so what dogs next up we have insane clown pop as most hate a group.

Insane, aren't they, I thought that they were cool. They're not cool again. I thought insane clown posse. Well, they reached the point, maybe not cool, but like Guy Fierry, they reached a point where it's like, Guy Fieri, that's how you pronounce. Oh. Eminem killed Italian. It was really smooth, man.

I thought I want to get you. Eminem destroyed them. Yeah, but I think Insane Clown Posse fans are just, they're, they're so, the juggalo's. The juggalo's are so die hard. I want to have a juggalo on the show, actually. because I think that they appeal to a subset of people in America that might come from broken home. They might have trouble to upbringing, but they find like a positive community inside the juggalo community. So even though a lot of their fans are outcasts or whatever you want to call them, I think the FBI labeled them as a gang back in like 2014, 2015.

I seep. Yeah, the juggalo's, all their fans. I think that they're relatively speaking a healthy community. I might be wrong about that. You know, I've never attempted to listen to their music. Next up, we have Kanye West. He might not. He might not make him back.

I don't know. Can you say, like, I like Hitler and then come back from that? Well, he's watched Super Bad. No, 21 French. Yeah, that's right. You watch 21 Jump Street. I think, I think, it's because, no reason why I say, I won't, I don't really take anything he said seriously. I didn't, I didn't for a long time when he said,

I remember listening to an interview. He's like, I don't read books. I was like, that point on, I was like, okay, he's just out here for clicks. But I think he's been so impactful to a culture that his legacy will be stained with that. But I think he's done a lot of good. So he has an opportunity. I feel like if he turns into leave, people will accept him again. Speaking of conspiracies, there's been a ton of Kanye West conspiracies since he's sort of gone away.

like from the public guy recently not giving the man of the merit but it's if you want to know what the conspiracy hive mind is with Kanye West they think that he's been kidnapped and his new wife is his like handler and maybe even he has a body double

he's married yeah he got remarried to a woman that looks like Kim Kardashian did he get a pre-up I don't know imagine being married to Kanye West how crazy that shit must be and like stuff with his

it's really you invite him a little A lot of drama, man. Yeah, what happened, Billy? I don't know. What do you think happened? No, I'm saying what they think happened. I always like, what do they think?

I enjoy reading basically conspiracies because it's fan fiction of like what could possibly happen. Yeah. But then I sometimes say them on the show and people actually think I believe it. So, but you're saying the streets are saying that County West was replaced by a body double. Yeah. Do you buy, what percentage of you believes that? No.

Not even a little bit? No. You're just reporting the news. But some of the pictures look a little bit different. Some of the pictures where they show his height difference. Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm joking.

I don't think that actually happened. Wasn't he married to Julia Fox? No. They never got married. They were dating. Okay. And no, those are really, remember that picture or video of Antonio Brown, Kanye West, Madonna, and her all, like, like, dancing? That looked like the weirdest smoke session of all time.

Yeah, did you see the Antonio Brown news? No. So he's the co-owner of the Albany, what's the name of the team? Albany Renning. Empire. Albany Empire. Albany Empire. Are they an indoor football team? AFL.

AFL, what is that? Arena football league. Arena football team. So he's a co-owner, I think he's fired four coaches in the last month. Okay. Because he just doesn't pay him and they just walk away. And they're like, I got to step away from the team because Antonio Brown's not paying me. So he just hired a new coach.

And I think he's going to play, right, Billy? Yeah, he's playing in the league. He's going to play in the AFL. He says, that's the best thing he could do as an owner for that team. I don't know, man. I hope he gets to help he needs, man. One of my, like, I'm from Albany, but one of my friends from college is, like, a local reporter there. So I always see tweets he's just, like, interviewing Antonio Brown.

Like, for the local news in Albany. He should be the coach. He should be the owner, offensive coordinator, and a player at the same time. So it's great press for Albany. Ted Turner tried to do that. He did, yeah. Ted Turner managed a game, and then Major League Baseball's like, you can't do that. Did he really?

Yeah, he went into the, he fired, I want to say, don't call me on this, this might be wrong. I want to say he fired Bobby Cox the first time, like early 80s, and was like, fuck it, I'm the manager now. Showed up in the dugout for one game, managed the team, and then Major League Baseball said, yeah, you can't do that. How was Ted Turner still alive? He's a train of crime. Really, really underrated insane person. You know what that means on this podcast. Yeah.

Yeah. You just killed him. I just jinx Ted Turner. But people don't talk about Ted Turner when they talk about the pantheon of insane owners and sports figures. Ted Turner and what he did with the Atlanta Braves is like he's actually crazy. He's a crazy dude. I don't know enough about him. He ran CNN.

I think he founded CNN, did he? Yeah. He also owns a ton of land in Montana. Yeah, he's a big Montana guy. Yeah. He has that. There was that video he created for in the event of a nuclear war. Yeah.

The thing that they were going to play for the last time on CNN after the world got destroyed. There's a band playing, what, near my heart to thee or whatever. He was like, this is what we play when the world gets blown up. Near my God to be. What is that also from? It's a famous hymn. Yeah, but is it for the end of the world? Titanic.

They played it on Titanic. Yeah. Oh, and the ship was going down. Yeah. In real life or the movie? I think both. Wow. I think it was a story that was embellished by the survivors and newspapers back then.

Okay. Yeah. The Titanic is sinking. You're on the Titanic. What's the last song you want to hear? While you're going down, you notice is it. Kid Rock, only God knows why. On the Kid Rock Carnival Cruise, if that shit hits like a manatee in the Gulf of Mexico and starts to sink,

I want Kid Rock with an acoustic guitar and just sitting on the deck just playing. and only God knows why. With the bud, like. Yeah. Auto-tune like a motherfucker. What you got, Big T? So Ted Turner in 1977 told manager Dave Bristol,

who Bobby Cox took over for him the following year, it was right before Bobby Cox, told Dave Bristol to take 10 days off. Turner said he would manage the team for a while to see what was going wrong. And he managed the Braves for one game before the chairman of the National League

said you can do that. that's pretty sick if you buy the team you should be able to do what you want I'm saying like why is that illegal yeah you Jerry Jones is the GM I'm starting today what's your song though

Titanica this is how you're going out Rocky Top but in a sad in a sad key okay I feel like Rocky Top on a on a cello you could you could make that sound pretty good

okay okay I like that that's that is dedication what you got better I've been on a corn kick recently Okay And blind By corn

That's the opposite of a sad song though Yeah but I'm just like getting ready for the next life It's his going out part of it is Yeah it is I'm doing a song for you by Donnie Hathaway Motherfucking Masterpiece Yeah I'm not sure

I'm familiar with that one Is that on your playlist? It's on my Breakup playlist I send it to you got Spotify right Yep I got you We should definitely make a macro dosing Spotify playlist

We did Did we release it Big T and airing combined right Did we ever do we make it public I don't recall Okay I have a business Spotify account From 2017 That I can use to put out

Business Spotify What's that Well it's a separate Spotify account When I was really paranoid About any of my personal information Being released that didn't have my real name or anything

and we can use that to put out the macrodosing playlist. You could just put out the playlist well because you need an account to put it out. But what happens if somebody knows what you listen to?

I don't understand. Like your Spotify He didn't want people snooping on his listens. Yeah. Okay. He wanted people know they listen to female music. That was probably half of it honestly.

No, it was. I just didn't want people to find out my real name and get me, back then I was trying to make sure I stayed in college. Yeah. Let's do a quick rundown of the worst or the craziest owners in sports history.

Oh, Al Davis. Al Davis, nuts. Did you ever have any interactions with Al? No. I super wanted to play for the Raiders. I grew up a Raider fan. Yeah. But glad I didn't.

If you had run faster at your pro die. That's all they cared about, bro. Yeah. It was weird as shit. It was. Just be faster than, it seems like football is very easy. Just be strong. Darius Hayward Bay.

draft him first round damn i trained with him championships was he really that fast it was it was fast but a lot of cats that was like that time well it didn't correlate very well on the field like it and so like when i was like training with like him for instance like he was fast but it was like i kept up with a lot of the cat you know what i'm saying because like actually this is an interesting story when i came out um i wasn't very well known and so the the training facility i trained that had like, let's see, we had Matt Stafford, Brian Arakpo, we had like, I don't know, seven, eight first rounders that we were training with. And we had this field day.

And that training place, API in Arizona, famous, it was going under renovation. So it was kind of, everything was kind of like makeshift that year, luckily for me. And as we, as we're training, they hired like a wide receivers coach to come coach, like who was in the NFL and they hired everybody but but I was the only running back that the trainer so they didn't hire a running back so they was just like just go with the receivers and I was like but and the dude um he was like uh what what are you projected I was like I maybe somewhere from the second to fourth that's what they were telling me and he's like what school did you go to is in Tennessee is like Tennessee is like what receivers are coming

out from now I was like I told him I'm a running back he was like you're a running back he's like you run the best routes out here it was pretty cool nice now tell us what actually happened. That's what happened, Cair. I got the life while. You were right

up my number one corner in the league, dogs? You know, me. Who's the fastest guy you ever trained with?

Or played against? Played against? Um. Oh, oh, easy. What's the, I remember the first name?

Holiday. Short dude. Oh, Trenton Holiday. Yeah. He had tracks speed. It was different. That dude was really fast.

It was like, He could just, like, we would, like, do sprints and shit, and he's just jogging just killing everybody, right? He was, he was crazy. And also watching his little legs move so fast. And that was weird, because, like, I'll be honest, because I'm looking, I'm like, dog, I train all day every day. And it's like, my, my calves were, like, really defined.

His weren't. And so it was just like, I was like, this shit is just given. Like, some niggas is just fast. He was awesome. Watching him return kicks was amazing. He would just be like a little, like a BB shot out. I forgot about trending, man. I hope you're doing good out there.

4, 4, 4, 40. but and that was probably I was gonna say he seems faster and I was probably a bad time he's easily a 4-2 if you look at his 100 yard dash too because he did compete I think in college at LSU in track

I think he ran like a 10-1 100-yard dash So this said he has run a 418 40 easily yeah it was different speed that was different there was a I was having this conversation

I wish that they had this when you were playing because they used to they were doing GP at the senior bowl they were doing GPS tracking to test speed. Miles power? Yeah. They had that. When you were like playing in the game.

Not in my prime. Yeah. At the, my last year, it was in Miami was when they had it. But Miami was like cutting on sports science. So they had a lot of shit early. So I think my top end speed at that time was probably 18.

And this was like practice. So like 18, 19. But there were dudes like so Kenyon Drake. Yeah. He got up to like 21 at one point. who else was burning there was somebody else that was burning I forget but the the average speed I would be more because they're saying that a lot of the super fast guys there they reach high top speeds but their average speed speed actually ends up being lower speed endurance yeah but more because they can't throttle down as well and when cutting making cuts they're because they're moving so fast yeah they you know their route running is actually almost a little slower because now that they're slow out of their brakes but for them to

throttle down it takes a much more. Also that too that would be slow out of their brakes because decelerating and accelerating at that high speed is very hard. That's why you'll have like a Jerry Rice who made a chicken commercial but who was like notoriously like slower for receivers but like his

cuts and out of brakes was just flawless it was like seamless and he picked up speed. He kept his speed throughout his cuts. That's also what made me a little more dangerous is because I can keep that same speed. Yeah. I want to see who goes from 60 to zero the fastest in the NFL.

Like who can decelerate the most. Stop. Yeah. Corners. Yeah. Yeah, I feel bad for cornerbacks. Do you ever feel bad for cornerbacks? No, they get paid.

Sometimes, but they've got the hardest job in the league. Like, you fuck up one time, and everyone's like, this guy sucks. They're the funest to run over. Every job, everything that you have to do as a cornerback, every law that's been made, every rule change that's happened has just straight up. been putting cornerbacks in a disadvantage

for the last 20 years You're on an island Yeah You're on an island I always say that The best cornerbacks Are the ones That can get away

Of cheating the most Like the little small grabs Here and there Little holds Pass interference Getting away with that Those are the best cornerbacks What Billy

No I'm just thinking About running over corners How many corners did you run over bill Oh because they were Like those are the ones Where you weren't running out of bounds Like you just put your shoulder on them just like because you knew they were tiny and just send the message this is high school they're

like way different it was now it was this never really my thing even in high school i didn't really ever do it all right well it's been a good nanodosing congratulations billy you got clean piss oh last thing i want to say roger goddick guy not a drug guy yeah roger godell admitted that there's a script he did he in his whole spring spring ball press conference he was talking about how great script writers were you spoke truth to power erin you made a change On a serious note How dope is it that our podcast Could touch the world like that though

That's cool Yeah shout out the world No shout out us Did the world touch us? I've enjoyed touching the world I have The world The world touched us

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