Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - Denver International Airport

Episode Date: March 16, 2021

On today's episode of Macrodosing, the crew takes a deep dive into the conspiracies revolving the Denver International Airport. Enjoy the show!!! 5:00 Billy’s first meeting with Arian 6:10 Arian��s awkward first handshake with Big T 9:10 Coley’s dad was a participant in MK Ultra 15:00 Charles Manson was actually a good songwriter 17:30 Arian ended up really becoming fascinated by the Denver Airport 19:30 Painting conspiracy 23:00 Is the Denver Airport actually twice the size of Manhattan? 28:00 Why would they leave bread crumbs behind if the airport is something more? 31:00 Free Mason time capsule 32:10 Why was the airport $2 billion over budget? 36:00 We need our own time capsule 40:00 Arian was asked to be a Free Mason 45:10 Bluecifer the neon-eyed horse 52:30 Gargoyles: good or bad? 55:00 Gargoyles 1:00:15 Back from pissing 1:02:00 Construction of the Airport 1:06:55 NORAD 1:15:00 PFT's Grandfather 1:18:00 PFT says it with his chest 1:24:00 Everyone agrees that it's real 1:26:00 National Treasure 1:28:30 Woody Harrelson 1:38:00 AliensYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

Hey, macro dosing listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Welcome back to a very special episode of macro-dosing. We got Arian in the flesh. We got Arian in the studio today. He's going to be here this week. And next, welcome to New York City, Aaron. Thank you, man.

I came here for COVID. You came to New York City for COVID. To get it. I'm going to get it. I'll see what it's like. Yeah. You want to check the vibe of the city. Check the vibe of the city and the COVID vibes.

Yeah. So we're very glad to have him here. Big news today, actually. We also got Coley. And Coley, we're going to have to hold you accountable for your actions last week, or the lack thereof. So we've got to do a little bit of cleanup off the top about last week's episode. But then we're going to get into what I would say would be our most anticipated topic yet. The Denver Airport, the conspiracies behind the Denver Airport, the symbolism, the construction, some of the artwork that's there. There's a lot to do. dig into a lot more than you would think like this is probably going to be the most entertaining podcast you'll ever hear about an airport i just going to venture to say that right now of course although i could do two hours about laguardia and it would just be just cussing just screaming profanities at the time i don't understand that why is it so inefficient it sucks right it's the worst airport i've ever been to new york airports are absolute trash like there you know that there's a problem when i see that i'm going to have to travel to newark new jersey on my ticket I'm like, hell yeah.

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Thank you, candidates, for being the first official sponsor of macrodosing. So I'm going to say goodbye to our good friends that sponsored the podcast last week. I think that was Caller Daddy, the Anus Boys. It was great having you guys on board. Who else was your sponsor? The Bible. The King James Bible at one point. I think we had GameStop.

GameStop sponsored. Oh, Dogecoin. And the Alex Caruso chased down block. We actually got an email from the King James Bible. people that they can no longer sponsor because you know candidates they don't okay gotcha yeah so it may be some of the content that we put out yeah we're more of old testament guys we're vengeful podcast you not this lovey-dovey stuff i don't respond yeah um so we do have arian studio we've got billy we've got big tea we've got coli the mic man back in action uh we need to talk

about what happened last week so we did before we do yeah i'm in flesh now The funniest shit happened Come downstairs Well, I text a book Say, yo, I'm I'm downstairs And fucking Billy comes And the first thing he says to me Is hi, I'm Billy

Hi, I'm Billy Yeah I mean, he's the best Wait, did he say Billy or Bill? Bill, yeah, that's right He said hi, I'm Bill And I'm like, gee, I have a fucking podcast with you I know who you are

Like seeing someone in the person Is different Like I've never met you in person So I was just like hey It's a fair point But it was just funny It was like hi I'm Bill And I'm like my dog

He didn't have a mask on He put a fucking shirt over like this This dude is just funny man Aaron you probably If you didn't know what Billy looked like You probably were able to spot him Just by how he walks Definitely like his look

You're like yeah That's Billy He has a tie-dye Polo shirt Button up shirt on Yeah so this is With Air Force 1 mids That's Bill

So when Billy's wearing a collared shirt He becomes Bill So we've got smart Bill this week Did he give you a firm handshake or how was his greeting i restrained i would usually but i think we just bumped if you're covid conscious you bump um rate rate the handshake greetings that you've gotten so far when you came because you you did the bump with billy uh i think you attempted it yeah you said what's up to avery you attempted adapt with well i need to explain i need to explain my well wait let arian

okay it's very common though like so i just i just be used to it like when you dad white people like it's just so i don't know why they make it awkward like y'all make it so awkward because it's like you don't know what to do well there was a reason there's okay i i heard y'all over there talking i was in my desk so i came over and y'all three were wearing masks and i wasn't and i was like oh i should have put my mask on even tested negative this morning it's fine but so you and then you go in for this and i was like oh i didn't know if you wanted to like because i wasn't i was the only one not wearing mad and then you go in for this and by the time i realized that we were going for that i was like

oh it's too late and I was like leaning away and so then by that time it just turned into awkward like a soccer handshake like you know how they go like this and they're like great match what I mean yeah it was the it was the arm wrestling mean why does all that go through your head is this is what went and it by it was too by the time I realized it was so I fucked this up I think Big T was trying to be courteous he was trying to do the right thing but let's not act like all that stuff wouldn't have gone through your head regardless. Like, well, there's, it, it, it is a moment of panic sometimes if a white dude is,

is dapping up a black dude and you just, you panic, although you're like, what am I doing? I'm going to fuck this up. That's what goes to my head usually. It's like, I'm going to fuck this up. I'm going to fuck this up. And then if, you know, if, if contact is made and nobody falls down, then I consider that, like, that's a successful handjob. That's interesting because I never, I never think about it.

It's, you see the one or two things. You're going to do the fist bump. or you come in for the swoop and like sometimes you connect. It's a feel thing though. I feel like we had a good one, right? Yeah, that was pretty natural.

Yeah. I walked back to my dust and I was like, God damn it. Yeah. It's all good, man. It's good. We're very glad to have area. We're working on it. We are going to work on it because you'll be here next week as well, right?

Okay, cool. So we need to figure out what the topic's going to be for next week, too. But I'm very excited to have you in the studio. How is, how is the age? Oh, yeah, Aryan does have a topic ready to go. It might be too hot for the Internet, really. It might break the Internet. You know what we should do?

We should, while he's here, record it on off show day and then release, like, have it. And just have it in the holster. Have it, yeah. Have it ready to go? Just feel like to drop premium content. It's a spicy one. I don't hate it.

I'm just saying it's spicy. It might. It's only spicy because you believe the hype. It's spicy, yeah, it's spicy if you go into it with a closed mind, but we'll see. We'll see if we have the balls to pull that one off. I do. I'll take all the bullets, too. I don't care.

So, Coley, we talked about MK Ultra last week. I feel like it was a pretty fun show. We got into all sorts of different topics, and it evolved into some crazy stuff at the end. One key facet of the MK Ultra conspiracy is how they used to dose people that wouldn't know that they were being dosed. So they would go out to bars, restaurants, and they did this in New York. They did it in California, San Francisco, I think, and they did it in Boston, Massachusetts. Coley had told me that he couldn't make the show last Monday because he had a family obligation, which is fine. I totally get that. But if I had known that you could contribute what you ended up

contributing, I would have scheduled like 10 minutes at least for you and I just to have a conversation recorded to toss into the show. So do you want to expand on that a little bit? Yeah, so A, hand up. That's on me. I wasn't doing a lot of foresight. You and Arian are very busy human beings, so I didn't want to make it about me.

Billy and Big T. Not as busy. But yeah, my father was for sure an unwilling participant in MK Ultra. back in the day he was at Boston Latin which to people outside of Boston I don't think that means anything but it is the most prestigious like school in Boston

it's free you have to test to get it's a testing school you have to test to get into it like if you go to their graduation it is like most of the class goes to Harvard or one of a school like that that's what kind of school we're talking about here so he was advanced for that to the point where he was going to MIT and Harvard on the weekends when he was like 1415 taking courses

just because they had recruited him to come out there. And over in Cambridge, it happened in Cambridge for sure when he was at Harvard. Like this was the 60s. Like they weren't carding people at the door at bars. They just weren't. So he was going into a lot of places and just playing pinball for what he thought was like 20, 30 minutes, but was actually hours. And he didn't quite realize because he was dosed and was just so sucked into these pinball machines that he couldn't move.

Honestly, that turned out probably as good as it could. If you're getting dosed with LSD, like your dad sounds like he actually had just a great time. He did. And he continued the life and became a willing participant. in just LSD culture, no government funding, but it kind of changed the trajectory of his life? I don't know about that just because of the era and like where he grew up, I think he probably would have got into that shit with or without it. But I think knowing what he had already done

and could handle, like he went full bore into that shit. He was like he hitchhiked and biked to how am I blanking on it what was the music festival Woodstock Woodstock from Boston he went by himself and he was just like this will work out and it did

he was he was a wild boy so how do you find out that he was being dosed because that's something that you could say like I could absolutely see Billy one night getting home from bar and be like I think somebody slipped something into my four Long Island iced teas that I had it made me sick it made me super hungover

But how did he know that it was actually like a dose of LSD? I think because he became such a frequent user of it after the fact, he was just like, wait a minute, I recognized this feeling. And then when it became known like what was happening in the places he was hanging out specifically, he was just more of a two. Like no one came up to him and was just like, like, can you fill out this exit survey? It wasn't like that. But I think it was more just like, wait a minute.

I was at these exact places. where these tests were going on I know for a fact I was on some yellow barrel just like I was in 67 many moons later it's just funny to me that there's there's probably a CIA agent who is assigned to be just watching your dad playing playing pinball at the time and he's like sitting there with a note like a notebook and a pen just recording yeah this guy's playing pinball for the third consecutive hour seems to be having a great time they're like he has set the the high score four consecutive I think we can implement this in our military. Yeah, like, if we could, if we had a rivalry with the USSR at the time in pinball, like we did with like the space race or chess, all that shit, if there was like a pinball rivalry, you're, we absolutely would have been giving all of our best players LSD, uh, thanks to Oh, yeah.

So yeah. Thank you for sharing that story, Cole. That's wild, man. And, uh, quick, uh, last point on MK Ultra, we did forget to mention there, there's rumors that Charles Manson. was also a test subject under M.K. Ultra and he used many psychedelics with his following. We could do a whole show on the Mansons,

but just we wanted to acknowledge that. We didn't miss it out. I'm actually, yeah, crazy stuff. But interestingly enough, Charles, this is what you have to separate the art from the artist, man. Charles Manson has pretty good music, man. It's not bad. I don't hate it.

Like, one of my favorite songs of him is, and I hate saying that, but it is what it is. Look at your game girl. That shit is fire. He was a good songwriter. It's a good song. And he had to look, too.

He was, what, like five foot one, 98 pounds? Yeah. I'll plug it in. I'll plug it in right now. Let's get some Charles, man. Ariens right, separate the art from the artist. Because if that was the case,

because if you condemn everybody's sins, right? And trust me, like, he got a long list of them, dog. I don't agree with what he did. But like, if you condemn everybody, You didn't go listen or watch anything. Charles Manson, he, I mean, he wrote songs for the Beach Boys. Him and Kevin Love's uncle. They used to write songs together back in the day.

I didn't know that. Yeah. So he was actually like a decently accomplished songwriter. He was trying to like break through at the time. And that's when he obviously took a hard left in his life. Yeah. And did things that we do not agree with. Definitely don't.

But yeah. I agree with songwriting, though. The songwriting was good. But he doesn't. That's the thing, this might be a hot take, but it's like, if we are, like, if you, if you analyze what art is, all art is, is like us kind of put in the mirror to our culture, right? And, like, that is a crazy motherfucker who has done wild-ass shit, but he also had a voice. And so it's like, you have to, you can't just throw, yeah, you, I mean, it is what it is. If you listen to his music objectively, you'd be like, okay, it's not bad.

It's not bad. I'll put it this way. I haven't listened to it. It's better than you would have thought. Yeah, because when I first heard Charles Manson, I was like, you know, I, I expected it to be just like, you know, utter trash. Yeah. Just like really, really bad because he got so mad that no one liked his songs that he ended up killing a bunch of people. But he, uh, it's, it's better than you were thought.

I like it. Um, it is what it is. So we've got deep dive today. Yeah. Denver Airport. Aaron, you want to walk us through this and kind of like how you evolved on this topic? Yeah, right. So I don't know who suggested it.

man, it was in the group chat or whatever. And I was like really uninspired to like start to look into this, right? I was like, what the fuck is the airport? Why? Why? Who cares about airports? And then I just started to, you know, just do a little research on it. And it became fascinating, not necessarily that there's conspiracies, but how the

conspiracies started to kind of run wild. And so there's a lot of them, right? This is one of the ones where like, and this is why like when we put out the tweet of what the episode was about, kind of kind of. blew up was because it's just intriguing and like there's no real starting point it's kind of like all folklore and um i know the people who believe in it we're going to hear that and say you're part of the government it is what it is so i kind of bought it down to four and i think uh bill bill billy hot takes got one too um so basically it's about like the the the murals and the art

inside of the the the airport that kind of got everybody going then the the free masonry right inside I think anything I think we do need to do a deep dive into

free masonry because anytime there's like the gavel and they're the compassing the square with the G in the middle people freak out and that's like Illuminati right from my

this is a sidebar from my personal research about freemasonry it's really boring it's like it's not even that interesting it's like a frat it's like not even a fun frat it's like a frat that is

that has their shit together. Yeah. Not all of them. But this is not that interesting from my research. We can do a deep dive later. But I just want to dig into that.

And then the airport, the grid looks like a swastika. And then the most juicy of them all is the underground facilities. And so that's what we're going to start the deep. I'm going to end there. But what we're going to start with is the murals

and the art. Because this is fascinating to me because we'll start with a guy, a painter, there was a painter named Leo Tanguma, and he was the one that painted these two pieces that have gained so much notoriety. It's called In Peace and Harmony with Nature and Children of the World Dream of Peace. And both of them are basically, I mean, I don't look at it and look at it. I always listen to artists if they're willing to share what their art is about, because that's their view of the world.

And so when you look at them, I think you can interpret whatever you feel like you want to, right? But his basic premise was like just the problems of humanity, like nature and saving animals, shit like that. And it's a dope piece when you hear him explain it. But when the conspiracy theorists got a hold of it, I think that they, they blew it to fuck up. Yeah, so I'm looking at the paintings. Which one is probably the most famous one is the dude who looks like a stormtrooper. He's carrying an assault rifle with a bayonet and he's got a big, long, it almost looks like a Middle Eastern style sword, like the curved cutlass.

Like I could see Salt Bay carving up a lamb with that and then dangling it over somebody's girlfriend's mouth. Right. So which one is that? that is a children dream of peace okay and so i i think we're this this whole conversation with the art contributing to to the conspiracies about the airport as a whole came from was just the notion that a piece of art like this is it's just a weird choice to make to hang up in an airport where people are you know typically in airports you've just got like you've got ads for software as a service companies you've got a signabon yeah it's it's pretty

cut and dry and then you walk by this one and it's it's a stormtrooper and a gas mask standing over what looks to be a grave like a mass grave with a bunch of women holding dead babies in their hands when i saw this i don't know if y'all have seen parks and wreck but in that show in the in the government building there's like murals of all the atrocities they did to the native americans and that's what this reminded me of it's like oh yeah there's there's children next to this gigantic sword that he's about to chop up yeah and he and he It looks like he's stabbing a dove up its ass. There's a white dove that he's killing, a peace dove, I guess, is what it would be.

But that, it's just a strange choice to put in an airport. Denver, and that's the thing, though. Like, when you look at Denver, Denver's kind of progressive, right? And they're really artsy. The whole city is kind of like that. So it's a dope field when I visited. And I think they wanted to, like, that to exude in the airport and the construction of it. Because what I didn't know, which were getting through,

a little later, but how busy the Denver airport is. It's like one of the biggest airports in the country. It is the biggest airports per acreage in the country, but like it's because, that's how they justify the building of it because it was so, like they get so much traffic. Like I think it's a hub for like

three or four different airlines. And so, but in the construction of it, they wanted to like modernize it. They wanted to be, they wanted it to pop. They wanted to feel, you know, artsy like kind of represented in the city. It's twice the size of Manhattan as an airport as the landmass of Manhattan place so have any of you guys been

there I have been to I've been there too I've flown in and out a couple times hang on is that true yes I I saw that I wasn't sure it was twice in size of man I think about the island of Manhattan I mean that's not that big but it's bigger than an airport can we can we can we fact check that you'll check the you're the fact checker can you fact check yeah Jamie I have the fact I'm gonna fact check Jamie just fact I have it on the sheet I fact checked already fact check effect check what's up coli yeah it's at the denver airport's 54 square miles um and when i wrote about this three years ago i i started it off with that it's twice the size of manhattan okay all right so we're gonna keep we're gonna keep score that's just dilly one arian zero and it's the

it's the it's the 20th busiest airport so for comparison's sake this is data from 2017 uh And 104 million passengers came through Hartsfield Jackson, which is Atlanta, which is the busiest in the entire world. And that is 4,000 acres, 4,800 acres. So Atlanta fits the most people in the world through 4800 acres. Denver has 33,000 acres, also known as 54 square miles. And they're 20th in the country. And, yeah, they're the biggest by far of the United States. I think they're like the third biggest, fourth biggest in the world, right, in terms of square miles, total area.

So, Coley, when you were doing your research, when you wrote this blog initially back in 2017, what did you think about the artwork, about those paintings? It was kind of the point you were making. It's like, especially if someone like me who didn't fly for a half decade because of extreme anxieties, like I want to be as calm like if I take a Xanax and just want to like mellow out that painting those two paintings and some of the other artwork they got going around

is not helping and since this conspiracy theory has become so popular especially online the airports leaned into it which I don't appreciate like I want them to ignore any conspiracy don't

that's hiding in plain sight to me like they'll hang up anytime there's construction which happens at every airport they'll put up like a sign that'll be like is this construction or the aliens here right now yeah like i don't it's not another thought i need while i'm about to board a flight to piccy or wherever i'm going yeah i don't know man animatronic uh garmlins gargoyles yeah it just see it seems like a weird choice but i think that i don't think that the artwork in particular would be talked about as much if all the other stuff wasn't also going on around it like People would just be like, oh, have you seen that mural in the Denver airport?

It's pretty creepy. I see, I actually appreciated the fact that they leaned into it. And they were like, yeah, let's make fun of this. Because it's like, if you pay attention to every single conspiracy day out there, like you're going to go crazy, though. And so it's like there's nothing that, like, once the catch out of the bag and people are already talking about, there's nothing you can do to reel it in and actually try. They tried to, like they gave people tours of the underground facilities, like that kind of stuff,

that news reporters, all of that stuff. They've done all those things. but people still are running with and now the news reporters are working for the government or whatever the case may be and so the only to me the only rational option

is to make fun of this shit because it's like what else you're going to do to combat this? You can't. Right and I do think that some of the stuff that they've done to lean into it

it's been they haven't talked about like some of the other things that we'll get into like the alternate purposes for the bunkers and the tunnels and stuff like that they talk about it like

oh, it's, yeah, we're the lizard airport or like reptilians that live under here. Illuminati. Yeah, it's like the crazier parts of it. They don't really address some of the other stuff that I feel like, this is a topic where I actually kind of believe

some of the conspiracy theories. Uh-oh. This one, the painting stuff, I just think it's creepy. I don't think that they'd be like, you know, if you've, if you're building hell, you're not going to put murals of hell in your airport right above it. My thought on the artwork

and how they've approached it is the Denver airport was built in 1993 around that time I think it was started or a look exactly but it was pre-9-11 so the U.S. was coming out of you know post-cold war post-authoritarian

regimes and I think what they're trying to foster because look now airports nowadays the focus is security security security these guys were thinking that they were building this huge airport this new state-of-art airport and they wanted it to reflect the international world as it's supposed to be like sort of you know that UN picture with

all the children yeah i think that's what they're trying to accomplish but also throw in this like peace and like there's no such thing as peace if you don't know the concept of war so for them well the artist if you listen to the artist like there's plenty of interviews of him like on youtube talking about it and um that that was basically his his message was like i just wanted to bring like unity and like this was his interpretation of that and to see it being twisted is it's it's it's I mean it's the irony of human beings well yeah I can see it being twisted but there's there's a lot of death in in some of these murals too and I think listen I think it's good good artwork I don't know if I'd want to look at it

before I flew on a plane but I think that if if they were trying to hide like the people that say uh that it's symbolizing the like coming authoritarian regime and how they're going to like put people in camps and then have them all slaughtered like yeah i there's there's hiding in plain sight and then there's whatever that would be which is just like i don't know this i actually heard about this conspiracy for the first time from alex jones and Alex was saying that uh the the the downfall of the new world order will be their obsession with symbolism or they're like obsessed with telegraphing what they're about to do to you because they don't want you so in Alex jones's mind anything bad that ever happens people are in

intentionally like leaving breadcrumbs and clues just to be like, look, I'm going to get away with it. Kind of like a serial killer that, you know, the Zodiac guy writing, you know, these, these cryptic messages to the newspaper and then having them publish that. And then he knows that he's getting away with it. Alex Jones thinks that anybody that's doing bad in the government is obsessed with like this symbolism and they will rub it in your face just that they feel better when they get away with it. I don't think, I think that this, these murals wouldn't really be talked about as much nearly not nearly as much if there wasn't the associated things that that are also going on at the airport well if you look at there's another mural that sort of is right beside

this one which sort of represents the threat of environmental destruction yeah so i think there is this theme of like what can destroy humanity like war or environmental disaster which does ring into the theme of like apocalyptic scenarios and it does also um contrast the you know forest fires volcanoes um with peace unity and the loving of animals but um i think you know if we start to look at the symbolism i think one of the most interesting symbols is if we go to you know the masonic uh time capsule which i think is something that is very concrete and there's you know they have this time capsule it says Denver International Airport

Decoration Capstone Wellington Eweb Mayor, Governor Roy, blah, blah, blah. And then it says, the time capsule beneath this stone contains messages and memorabilia to the people of Colorado in 1994. The most worshipal

Prince Hall Grand Lodge F&M of Colorado in jurisdiction. The most worshipable Grand Lodge blah, blah, of Colorado, symbol of the Masons. And it says, New World Airport Commission contributors

New World Airport Commission contributors What does that mean when you hear that? What do you feel? It just shows that you know the New World Airport Commission

I mean that sort of is cut and dry like Is it? What do you What is cut and dry by? The conspiracy like you know

are the Masons probably involved in the building of this airport 100%. It says right there they paid for this capstone

so what's the going rate for a capstone who knows i think they thought it was trendy let's say let's say about it's got to be a million it's got to be like at least a clean million right no they have a lot of money i'm gonna give a i'm gonna give a hundred two hundred thousand dollars to put a capstone on an airport yeah uh i don't know i if i'm building an airport i i have to value myself a little bit more than that well speaking of costs this airport is over billions of dollars not over budget but just was so expensive for an airport. Two billion over budget.

No one wanted it. Like the town of Denver was like, why are we doing this? And plus it's so far outside of the city, why are we putting it here? And, you know, that in itself. Six billion dollars. I've played a lot of SimCity. I don't recall airports costing $6 billion. It seems like a lot of money.

But when there's justification to be like we want to be like the biggest city, by far in the mountain area, and so we need to expand before it's time to expand, so we're going to build a giant-ass airport that we can accommodate, you know, tons and tons of people if the city keeps growing. Because, like, if there are certain cities where the size of the airport definitely limits how big it can get, like Austin, Texas comes to mind, they've got a small airport, relatively small airport, and they just started putting on additions recently. But before that, it was like, okay, well, the airport sucks, and there's not enough

traffic so like there's naturally not going to be as many people visiting town's not going to grow as fast as they might like i could see denver like looking at this airport project as their ticket to becoming like the the los angeles of the rocky mountains you know like the place that everyone's going to go in the in the mountain states yeah i couldn't really find a like a real reason of like any of why it costs it so much i mean i know they had a lot of like they had to keep redoing stuff the date got pushed back I think it originally was supposed to open like a 93 or something like that

and it got pushed back all the way like 95 so like it didn't really open up to like February 95 and so there's like they were redoing stuff and they kept reallocating funds and so I think that played a part in it but I want to get back to this Masonic thing right because initially I was like that is a little

sketchy right but then you look into it they they do that a lot like they do these time capsules a lot like you could literally look at like any internet article just type in Masonic time capsules

and like it pops up of them this is what they do like there's one from like the 1800s that you can open up and you can look at the contents and it's just like corny shit it's like a corkscrew it's like

the names of all the dudes and a little club and this is what I'm saying it looks juicy because all the folklore behind the Masonic symbols but then like they have revealed

Masonic time capsules all the time like this is what they do and then you're look at the content it's like there's no new world order plans there's no scrolls with the magic fucking but you don't be funny if they open it up in 2094 and it's just like become a mason today they're like this is just recruiting and that's i think that's what this is it's just advertisement for the club like i like i said we need to do a deep dive into uh free mason's but

it's just not that interesting but i i will guarantee that members of this hall this masonic I call our powerful people in connection with a broader scheme of Colorado stuff that I think we'll get into. Like in business and in government finances like that. Like local government and what? So, Billy the food service here if you want to go grab. Billy's so fast whenever food arrives. Do you see how quickly he ripped the headphones off?

Well, he didn't even act quite anything. I don't think he looked at you. I'm telling you like he snaps into action. It's crazy. He's like a minute man when food's here. It's the fastest you'll ever see. a move and tried to get him into the studio to record a podcast on one Monday

and he just doesn't show up for a week but once Thai food's here he sprints out the door with the time capsules I want to get in the time capsule game time capsules I feel like there's a huge opportunity to just fuck with people in the future with a time capsule like I could

we could make an Arian Foster NFL Hall of Fame or bust and then have that in there and people would open it up a hundred years and I'd be like damn Aaron Foster was the greatest running back to ever play football. Yeah, and they would never know. They would never know.

They would never know that you were simply a fantasy champion for five years. And that you always fell fucking forward three yards somehow when you got tacked. I feel like you played against me a lot, man. Yeah, because you always used to fall forward three yards. And you'd be tackled in the backfield and you get a three yard gain out of it. It was weird. It was about, it was about design, man. It was, yeah.

I think we talked about that one time about how, like, there's an art to falling down in football. so that one you don't get injured and then two you also just like use momentum to make sure that you get as many yards You can learn how to fall in order to protect yourself Yeah, falling is an art There are some players that are just bad at falling

And those are the ones that get Robert Griffin III Worst faller of all the time You know, quarterbacks suck at it And they suck at sliding And that's there, it was made for them And it takes it's a certain amount of Genesee qua to fall

It takes practice Yeah They always never want to slide. It looks like a horse trying to lay down sometimes. I remember watching Jason Campbell try to slide. And he was like more likely to get injured trying to slide, catching his foot underneath himself. But a little off track. But what I'm saying is like I would like to fuck with people using time capsules.

I actually looked up some of the stuff that was in this time capsule. There was like an opening day ball from the Colorado Rockies. So you're right. That is corny of shit like 100 years from now. Colorado Rockies probably won't be a franchise in 100 years. They're barely a franchise now. Barely a franchise now. Get rid of everything.

You find the ball. Rocky Slander. Okay. Yeah, you find the ball and you're like, oh, shit, this is one of those doctored balls that they used up in Colorado to make the balls go even further. And people talk about it as a launching pad. They also, there is a conspiracy that they put a virus inside the time capsule. That would be an all-time prank. Well, speaking in that.

Well, speaking of that. Welcome back, though. Speaking of that, there's also, there's imagery. that displays the words A-U-A-G with what looks like a mining trolley. But a lot of people think that it might be a symbol for the Australian antigen. Those are, aren't those like on the periodic table of elements? I know, but they think it's Australian antigen. Hepstite is B.

I know. I found that. I would very much like to somehow work out a time capsule that says like only aliens. Aliens, if you conquer Earth, you may open up this time capsule. and like we'll call it the trophy it'll be like the Stanley Cup for the planet where if any alien life form can come here and kick our ass

and dominate us you get the trophy what you put in there well that's what I'm saying then we put COVID in there and so they get the trophy and they like break it open and it's a it's a video of Will Smith saying welcome to Earth and then boom they get hit with fucking COVID

and they all die or they don't know how to combat it no idea just in the answer yeah it's a giant nuclear It's also a Will Smith, you know, he implanted the nuke in the mothership. That's right. Yeah. Well, he's done it before, he'll do it again. Yeah, Will Smith to save humanity again?

Question about? He's done it a few times. He always saves this. Okay, we should just put Will Smith in the Time Capsule, then. Just freeze him. Yeah, just freeze him. But yeah, the Time Capsule's weird. It's strange.

And the Masonic stuff, I don't really know what to make of the Freemasons. They do it a lot, though. They seem like a club where they're like, we are a successful group of people. We're well connected. and we're only going to invite other successful people so that we can continue to, like, protect ourselves and, like, have, if you're having a party and you're, like, the mayor of a town

or the mayor of a city, you want to know that the people that are coming to your party are also, like, big swinging dicks that they're also players, right? And so, I don't know, it just seems like kind of a lame fraternity where you just want to hang out with other successful people. I think there's, like, perks, right? And so, to my, I got asked to be a freemason,

and I was like, I'm cool. because you got to pay dues and that's the shitty if you invite me to your club and I got to pay for a fam I'm not interested so they like I'm just curious how that works like they reached out to you and they were like hey come be a Freemason

yeah interesting what are the dues I don't know as I didn't I didn't get that far careful Billy's in her frat I wanted I wanted to I wanted to I wanted to I wanted to I wanted to infilt part of me was like

I mean I'm not a frat no I'm not a friend he plays football he played football I play D3 football. Yeah. Okay. I know that.

Yeah. Billy? Bill is a good athlete. Yeah, Bill's a good athlete. What's your position? I used to play quarterback. Okay. You look like a quarterback.

I know. Yeah. But, uh, so the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they're, like, any fraternity, right? So, fraternities, they have, like, their little, they're, they're, in disrespect to anybody out there with fraternities. But it's, like, they got their little languages. They got the handshakes.

They got the symbolism and stuff like that. There's also stuff that, that's actually practical, right, uh, uh, real world things like if you're interviewing for a job you say certain phrases and you can get hired shit like that so i think the freemasons are are kind of like that a long lineage of a frat and maybe there's some some you know beliefs and stuff that they pass on i think i think personally it's probably a lot of stuff to do with like uh the start of our country so it's probably a lot of like bible stuff in there there's probably a lot of like history and they learn they kind of learn that and i think i don't think gets much bigger than that.

Like, all of this New World Order shit, like, I'm just not convinced. Because I'm like, dog, okay, if you go, if you're going, if you're going to have, like, the secret bunker underneath this airport and shit, like, why the fuck? There's just too much, like, that hiding in a plane side shit is just,

it's just the dumbest shit in the world. Are they saying it's like a clubhouse? Like, that's the theory. Well, there's a whole bunch of them. There's, like, a Luminati meeting up place. There's a shelter for children. Like, they're kidnapping children. I saw so many that it was just hard to, like, pinpoint.

One thing I heard about the story. of the masons was it was a good it was basically an agreement to not report anyone else for heresy so like you could talk about heresy so like you could talk about stuff that was like against the bible like science and not get persecuted wasn't it part of the enlightenment like it was the beginning yeah it was like like yo like these indulgences bro like they suck right why do we why are they allowed to pay to get out of heaven we got to do uh we got to do uh we got do drunk history but it's bro history bro history and it's billy

just acting as every single person going back through time yo these chicks man there's something skeefy about them they're not they're not sinking when you throw them in the water I don't know maybe some oranges to help them out

yeah no I Billy that's a good point like if you were growing up at a time when like there were certain things that you couldn't talk about where like you know science, math, things that, like, smart people would get into and be fascinated by, then, yeah,

you'd want, like, code words to figure out how to discuss them. But in the secret meeting clubs and stuff, that makes sense. In the specifics of the Denver airport, people are saying that this capstone is, like, a welcome mat for Freemasons, or is it, like, staking their claim? Like, this airport belongs to us? Well, when you get into, like, Freemason conspiracies, there's never. a streamline of thought it's always kind of just everywhere and so i've heard anywhere from like government uh infiltration to illuminati like one world order stuff like secret cabal like that kind of

shit and i don't i don't mean obviously there's not enough evidence either way right and so that's where this kind of shit lives because you can't you can't convict nor exonerate so um i don't But that's why I looked at, if you look at the time capsules that have been unveiled from Freemasons from 100 years ago, I figure it can't be more than that. Yeah, Billy, can you, or sorry, Jamie, can you look up when there's going to be some time capsule unveilings in our area soon? We've got to become a due for some, right? You're talking about going on? Yeah, like, let's document this. Yeah, like the post-World War I time capsules are probably just starting to become, they're starting to become vested.

They're starting to become ripe. The roaring 20s ones, those will be nice. A little, a little flabber draws in there. Yeah, get the hooch, the bathtub hooch. That probably should be good as hell. Yeah, probably would be expensive too. Dude, the thing is everyone did them for 2000. And then, because that was a big year, then everyone during 2000 made new ones.

So we're in sort of a dead zone for it. There's like a couple 2050s. Time capsules out of fashion. When they sign out, it's just like, think about it. They're like, oh, we wanted to open a deal. 2,000. You know, put their TikTok videos in the time capsule. That's what the internet is, just straight up a time capsule.

Whoa, mind blown. That's pretty good. Oh, there's one more art, artifact that was probably the biggest one. This is my favorite. Oh, yes. So it is Blucifer. It is the Blue Mustang that you see when you go to the airport. Now, this one was hilarious to me because when you dig into the story, it's fucking sad.

and then like the family of the dude that constructed are probably sick of this shit but anyway so Blucifer is a sculpture based uh it's it's uh it was based on an eight-foot high sculpture Mustang in the front of the university of Oklahoma it was made by somebody named Luis Jimenez and this is a true fact while constructing it he sustained injuries he uh it fell on his leg and he severed an artery and so he died he ended up dying from those from those injuries um the Denver public art generally stays and this this is the oh no I'll get into a second but uh he didn't end up finishing the sculpture the the sculpture ended up got got finished by his family and uh the most eerie part of the

sculpture is the neon red eyes right and that is kind of like huh horrifying I like it man it's the mile high city Denver Broncos again again if you put this in front of where the Broncos play I'm all in yeah that makes sense like I don't want to go play that team

they got fucking devil horses who are gonna they're running for Monty Ball's putting 250 on us today but no it's in front of an airport it's not like that's not what I want to see when I'm driving up to an airport I hear I would have assumed that's what it was it's like oh we're just really pumped about

the Broncos you come into town first thing you see giant mascot we're football fans a pale horse when they're when they put this up it was like okay we got to figure out a way for for Elway to get over the hump and finally win one they didn't know they didn't know that but they were probably like right like right in the thick of his career where they're like we are a football town through and through Denver Broncos will always be great because we got John Elway and then yeah it was like it was bronco mania so this thing is what 32 feet tall Yes. The 32-foot-tall blue horse, neon glowing red eyes.

I don't think the red eyes are the creepiest part of the statue. Real quick fact on the red eyes. The red eyes were a tribute to Jimenez that built the structure because he died and they finished the structure. And he was a neon sign maker. So his family was like giving him an attribute to the statue. Which I thought was dope. And then it turned around to be fucking now these people think there's a devil fucking. which sucks, man.

That's why I hate conspiracy theory because it's like people are involved in this shit. Think about his family. Like they had to look at that. It was an attribute to him and now it's like, oh, fuck. What it looks like is a Twitter avatar where people like turn your eyes like that seagull avatar where the seagull's eyes turn like bright red

and it gets activated and starts screaming. It's like the activation meme. And that's what it looks like. And it would not look creepy if it didn't have the neon eyes. I think it looked more. like a normal horse, but the neon eyes definitely make it look like a Terminator horse. I do send it off. I think, yeah, go? I was going to say, if my family is listening to this, if I ever create a large statue and right before I'm done, it kills me. Do not complete the

staff. I'm good. That statue is a bit. It killed me. Throw it into a lake. I don't want anything to do with the statue anymore. That's a good point. So the neon eyes are, they're weird. But the most bizarre part of the statue is his asshole. So he's got an asshole. They built a giant 32-foot horse. Jamie, pull it up. Blucifer's asshole. Look it up.

That thing is like it looks like it got shot with a cannonball. It looks like goatsies ass. It is a massive neon blue asshole. It's anatomically correct. And it's got nuts hanging down. Definitely you can can see the nuts. Yeah, you see the asshole, Billy? Yeah, and there's the veins, the veins around all the genitalia.

Also, we've got to get into, there's a guy on YouTube who has talked about how there's tons of pagan and satanic imagery through fallacies all across the Denver airport. And this very religious man who thinks that it is, you know, the devil has put together a slide show of images of all the fallaces in the airport and points them out. So, yeah. I love that. What do you say about the assholes? he said it's pagan imagery it's like he said the tail was was basically made of a whole bunch of dick prints also the the the the grid of the of the entire airport is it's like a it's a nut sagging the runway yeah or the baggage the landing strip yeah and I'm like yo if you had into like

penises and balls you could draw that shit on pretty much anything yeah I bet you somebody could look at our logo there's definitely there's definitely a dick in or somewhere Oh, are you, what do you mean? Somebody could look at it and find this is a giant penis, right? Oh, my God. And then two nuts on the side. Look, right there. There's two nuts.

The O's. Oh. Yeah. That's 100% of penis. Yeah, this is just, you don't even have to look that hard on here. A little mermaid. I kind of want to hang out with this dude, though, and just be like, just find dicks everywhere. We got to post the YouTube.

We just post that. That guy was entertaining. That was a smoking gun. That was amazing. Yeah, put that on in the show, too, Avery. But there's one video. also points out that the outdoor baggage hailing area is in the shape of a fallace. Let's take a closer look.

Now this photograph was taken on a snowy day which makes this area actually a little clearer. Up here we see the testicle area and out here the phallis. There's no doubt that the designers of this airport had something other in mind than making an efficient baggage area. Although this image is upside down, I think you can see what they are getting at. Of course, as Christians, we need to understand that the phallic symbol is a powerful symbol. And many pagan religions worship the phallus because it's a symbol of life. But we know there is a more powerful symbol, which negates the phallic symbol, and that

is the cross. And those of us who have been washed in the blood of the lamb understand that phallic worship is satanic and evil and the designers of the Denver airport are going to have to answer to our Lord for what they have perpetrated on the public in this monstrosity. And if you would like more information or a free copy of my book Revelation Unravelled, simply write to the address you see on your screen. That guy is, he is something else. But Blusifer, I kind of like it in a way.

Just not at the interest to an airport, maybe. So y'all are okay with all the art, but just not okay with it at an airport. You want your airport to be like a library. Yeah. I'm okay with the art. I don't find the art creepy at all. I actually kind of like it at an airport.

It's a little bit different. Maybe not have the, like, death squads on murals right next to where I'm getting on. It was edgy. I will admit it is edge. It is edgy. It is a little edgy. I think we're really missed, like, think,

like, pre-9-11 airports were, like, supposed to be like you could also double as a museum or something like yeah but now post it's like security nsa you know like or like all sorts of stuff pre-9-11 airports were like amusement parks they're trying to make it like yeah i was in the projects i couldn't fly until i was in college so i was a child so so all right the freemasons uh they basically turned in the airport into a big frat party that'd be funny if like going through security uh they were just like instead of asking where you're going, they're just like, who do you know here? You couldn't say anything.

Go home, getting this guy out here. You know her brother? You brought chicks with you? Yeah, how he checks. All right, let me see your hands. He put an X on you. So, yeah, the art stuff, I'm, I'm buying large okay with. It's kind of weird.

It would be a great, Coles is 100% right. It would be a great statute to have outside Mile Highfield. Yeah, huge. And we didn't even touch on the gargoyles who, I've never heard anyone outside of the people who represent the Denver airport spin gargoyles into some big positive gargoyles are terrifying whoa I'm gonna have to combat you right there

I grew up watching the show gargoyles and I fucking love them they fend off the evil Xanatos bro but they were fucking shit up left and right again not the beat like if I if my plane was going down I'd be pumped as like where I was about to crash

I'd be like all right they can save me but just when I think gargoyles I don't necessarily think of the show. I think they had a movie too. I think of like an old abandoned like rich white person house. You know what I mean? Like covered in dust some bad things have happened inside that man. So you think beauty and the beast gargoyles not Glythe gargoyles. I think that's a you thing though, man. I think gargoyers are welcome. Because this is this is a funny part about the gargoyle thing. It's like they made one animatronic right. And so he like jokes about the Illuminati stuff

and the paintings and all that stuff two people, right? There's like pre-recorded sponsor. He's like the Billy Big Mouth Bass that everybody has on their wall, but for the Illuminati, I like that. Yeah, I like it too, man. And that's why I don't mind it because he's inside of a luggage. Like, it's cool. And that's what I think. I think

I'm more on the side of like, we got to get out of infrastructure in America being built like it's built by our grandparents. Like, we don't represent. That's not America. That's not us, right? And I think this is the start of it. Like, you get wacky art, dope shit, creative shit, like, weird shit that more personifies American culture because, like, all, like, New York is, is, is ravaging with horrible infrastructure and horrible buildings. Like, it's boring. You go

into a building and it's boring. It shouldn't be like that. It should be funny. It should be thought provoking, provocative. That's why I like this shit. Yeah. You want to fly into, like, Banksy International Airport. Fuck yeah. Every time. thousand percent I do agree with you that infrastructure in general is like every time you see a picture of gentrification and it's just every apartment building looks the fucking same boring as hell I agree I don't even think like I'm advocating for library-esque airports like there are ways to make it interesting and like there are ways to play with colors to make it more calming and stuff and that is a me problem for sure I'm sure if there's like adrenaline junkies who are like man, I hope this plane kind of goes down for a while before they straightened up. Every city should have two airports, one for people like me, one nice time experience, and then another one for people who are like, I don't even need seatbelts on this thing.

Who gives a fuck? I like that idea. The extreme airport. Hell yeah. I'm taking that one of the other. But Coles right. I don't think it has to be one or the other. It's not like it's gargoyles or nothing.

Right? Listen, if you don't fucking budge on these gargoyles, it's just going to be a grid system. everything's going to be gray but I don't I don't gargoyles don't pop for me when I think of gargoyles I just think of like like a building that I had to go look at when I was in fifth grade on like some sort of field trip and then walk past and be like right there are the gargoyles and then move on I actually think gargoyles can be kind of boring wow but amatronic gargoyle I'm more okay with that I think I think what changed my mind about gargoyles was one I was never around any rich white folks and I never saw a real gargoyle. My first introduction to gargoy was

the TV show. And then I was lucky enough to have, lucky enough to have a toy and I had Xanatos and I had Goliath. Right. And this was a very big part of my youth and I used to play with him and play football with him. Goliath was always running Zanatos over to score in my head. Okay. And so like I have a, maybe it's just me. I have an affinity from Gargoyer. Yeah. I think it does sound like it's got a pretty deep connection. It's your favorite tool. when you're growing up i can i can understand i'll budge a little bit on on the gargoyle issue it's not honestly it's not that important to me like i could i could take or leave to gargoy so do you guys want to hear their architectural use gargoyles yeah hit us with it though so uh before there was gutters

uh they designed roofs to drain water and gargoyles would be positions as such so the water would not run down the side of the building and would just drain off their like nose or whatever so that it would help drain the water off the building and prevent water damage. I like that. This is fascinating. Cargoers are for the people. Yeah.

And they also ward off evil spirits. They're supposed to scare the evil way. See? That's even better that they're at the airport because there's evil spirits down low. Yeah, it would be sick if the water would come out of their mouths and then just shoot out so they'd be puking all the time.

Or if you put like a giant horse and it would just squirt out of its asshole. That would be cool too. That would be interesting for sure. Yeah, after that conversation, you can't argue you have rhythm. we're coming back right now we're coming back we took a quick break got some food in our system i had to pee hand up i had to piss a little piss boy i'm sorry uh and then there was a probably

45 minute detour of a conversation between big tea and arian and billy chiming in a little bit is the camera yeah billy yeah yeah see red light well i turned it off said okay we're good come on but yeah we've got a we had a 45 minute conversation big tea and arian attempted to uh the world and I think that we probably are further away from that than we ever were. I came to the conclusion that it was an interesting conversation I came to the conclusion that Aryan and I differ politically yes small so what I I love him as a as a podcast co-host immensely for sure I'm still on the fence about you I can I can respect listen most people say that when they first meet me they don't

like me and then eventually they're like I really like you now but when I met you I'm exactly obviously most people meet me and say I really liked him but he's an asshole interesting yeah So I think what we'll have to do in one future podcast, we'll probably just make a, we'll create a government from scratch and we'll figure out, we'll hammer out.

Red Constitution. I'm actually, I'm really looking forward to that. I think that'd be a very good episode. It's going to take like a week. Like, think about it. A week? A full week to create a government?

Like the constitutional convention? Uh-huh. Like that, it takes a long time. Yeah. It's going to be like a... Let's do a island government. Maprodosia.

We'll do like a work, work vacation. We'd go to an island and say, How would we make a government here? That sounds actually like a great thing to do on a guided trip. Yeah. All right. So we touched on the artwork at the Denver Airport.

Now we're going to get into the construction, the actual bones of this place. Because this is where I flip from being like, okay, it's a bunch of creepy artwork. No big deal. It's gargoyles. That's fine. This is where I kind of flip to being like, I think that there's actually something to some of these conspiracies about. the airport. All right.

So it was, we kind of alluded to it earlier on. It was, I think the construction started in like 93. And it didn't open up for fully until it took over as Denver's airport until February 28, 1995, 16 months behind schedule and at a cost at $4.8 billion equivalent to $8.1 billion in today's money, nearly $2 billion over budget, $3.4 billion today's currency. um the the construction of it um it it's like we said it's the biggest airport in america acreage wise um it uh it this is what leads it lends itself to having all these conspiracies and i would love to hear you i think there's something to this take uh because there's so much space

right there's so much space down there the the grid that they that they use they claim is for like baggage claim like high efficient efficiency in their baggage claim I couldn't find anything even conspiracy there are sites about it even conspiracy theory threads about it I couldn't find any like

concrete proof if they had that this was actually going on it's it's pictures that people have toured down there and it's it looks like a bottom of airport it's it's empty space it's crates it's tracks stuff like that I'm going to read a Few of the conspiracy theories I found on some Reddit threads because there's so many, right?

Anywhere from like reptilian race to alien bunkers to FEMA camps, like it's, there's just so many. But these are some of the more entertaining ones that I found. Guy said the underground complex is bigger than you can imagine. It stretches from that airport across Kansas to Kansas City, Missouri and then all the way to St. Louis. The Federal Reserve World War I Museum is the Kansas City portal. In St. Louis, it's the arch complex. They power it with a hydro plant in the Mississippi River in St. Louis. They harvest bison from the National Wildlife Refuge near the airport in KC is where they hoard gold to use as end-time currency.

Soy and corn and Kansas oil, too, are being sequestered. It's a huge complex and will support over 3 million people. That shit sent me, though. So the arch, I like the idea. What the fuck is the arch doing out there? just like it's a just strict art installation no you go up in it it should have a purpose it's the freaking gate to the west right gateway to the west yeah i know but i'm just saying like it it got me thinking that the power of the art should be harnessed at some point like i'm sure you could hang a bunch

of stuff from it uh that goes into the water and then use the current of the mississippi river to power a bunch of shit i don't know maybe i'm just making up engineering stuff to another dimension yeah probably portal too but stargate yeah stargate so so this this this Reddit thread. Do you know who it's from? I do. Do we want to outing? I outing. It's ULU scum. Okay. So is there any proof of the vastness of the underground tunnels? I couldn't find any. Okay. Yeah. I mean, if anybody had, you mean, so I dove into this very hard. I've conceded I have the documents. I've constructed a I've, I've, let me just start with laying out fact. the Hotchteef construction company

which is one of the largest construction companies in the world who also back in the 40s it's a German construction company built all of Hitler's bunkers so they have experience in building bunkers they were contracted to do probably not the same guy right but the company was contracted to build all things considered you would say that that failed the requirements

that he put into place for it. No, the, the, the, you know what I'm saying? It's funny, though. Like, if you built Hitler's bunker, that's not, and you're like, I build the most impenetrable fortresses in the world. So far, I've got this place in Berlin, and I built this complex in Abbottabad, Pakistan, and we're world class, baby. Well, no, they actually do some, like, in the modern times, they have made, done some really

cool things. They moved whole Egyptian, uh, you know, like palaces that were like, and they moved it to the Nile, wouldn't ruin them with erosion and whatnot. They moved it out of the way of erosion. But they're very highly capable of doing huge construction type mobilities. And with this, they say that, you know, there's a vast network of tunnels on the ground. Reddit users who said, I didn't have to sign NDA. I was just an airport worker has said that they were down there and used to take naps there in various places the lowest you can get is a level called 2b which is the abandoned carousel because

the carousel you know was sought to be the state-of-the-art luggage uh and it was terrible there was like huge blockages and whatnot but with this i don't think you can access what they're talking about from the airport they say so if you i gave you guys two maps first map um is of the proximity of the denver airport i just want to stop and and and really admire the diligence that billy puts into this these pack he's like a hound that smells a rabbit like a lot of the a lot of the times he just walk around licking his own nuts during the course of the day but when he gets a scent his ears perk up he goes full attention and he does not quit on that's what i love about you so so

So a couple of key focal points of the Denver International Airport. It is located 20 minutes by car away from Buckley Air Force Base. And if you think of Colorado Springs and all of the Air Force Academies there, as well as two hours south of the Denver International Airport, there's something called Cheyenne Mountain, which houses No Rad. No rad is the, let me get the exact, is the North American Aerospace Events Command Center. This is the United States final, this is the most secure, safe area in the United States. And I'll describe why.

No rad is in. Can I just jump in real quick? I've seen a lot of like military movies. It's NORAD. No rad. You're absolutely right about all this. but I know that there are a lot of people out there being like, I've seen Independence Day.

It's NORAD. I've never heard it. I've never seen Independence Day? I've seen it, but I don't remember it. Like, No, it's just a minor detail.

I'm saying for the people out there that might be hearing and be like, people who might undermine what Billy's saying because he pronounces it no rad instead of norad. He also, what, he just fucked up a word today too. He meant to say anecdotally.

He said ancidotally. Antsidotally. Anyway. It's fine. But no, Billy, I'm saying, I'm encouraging you. It can be tricky, though. This is all good stuff. Words are hard, but these are facts.

Chey and Mountain is, shy and mountain, and let me describe why they chose Shion Mountain for No Rad. It is basically, you could put a nuclear bomb on the top of the mountain and it would be safe. We just corrected it. I didn't remember. One more time for Billy. No, Rad. No, Rad.

No, Red. Norad. Norad. No. Why is this? So, like, nor. Like ignore. Nor ad.

Nor ad. Nor ad. All right, now get back to the atomic. That's not cool. Right. So where was I? Basically, the facts, so by the way, building the airport, they use multiple different contractors in some roofer unions who are like the only ones that can do any roofing work in like the whole Western plains of the United States. I've said that they repeatedly come to waterproof foundations and they're just putting foundation.

under foundations under foundations and it's like why are we putting three feet of concrete with steel reinforced in various areas around this sort of sector between Cheyenne Mountain, Denver International Airport and Buckley. Two hours south they're putting this stuff. Right. They're putting it all across this corridor and hopefully you can put a visual up of somehow. But just imagine it's a corridor leading from the Denver airport down south to Colorado Springs and Cheyenne Mountain. the thought is in in no rad like it's all in purpose he's doing no i'm sorry i'm sorry norad yep uh basically it was chosen because it is in the middle of unvained granite in the mountain which is solid it cannot fracture it's very strong granite relative to other granite mountains

so it is a legitimately natural bunker that they've buried into inside this bunker. They house the North American aerospace. Basically, they monitor any flying object in the whole world. Because they built it to see like during the Cold War, when are the Russians going to bomb us? It has

whole, like, they lock it up. It has various doors. Basically, this is probably the most secure place in the world. And from like a geographical positioning, it's like the most impossible place to overrun with an army too. Yeah. So like if they wanted to

take this place over with the army they'd have to go over the rocky mountains essentially or they'd have to like go way across flat-ass planes and all their positions would be given up the entire time so strategically it's yes it's like the most secure place maybe in the world so if there are large that's where el chapo is too by the way oh in that he's in the facility with the bomber the boston bombers there too there's a super max facility out there and that's where they put like the real bad dudes but yeah i mean all you have to say is like chapo hasn't escaped yet and you know it's got to be secure because that guy can get out anywhere also very interesting uh norad norad is emp resistance so the solar flares that destruct that uh allow any electronic activity to be shut

down they talk about this is a doomsday scenario it is resistant to that electro magnetic pulse yeah the granite blocks it so if all the electronics on earth go down because of something happening no rad will still be running and no rad has not only famously there was an E&P device in the matrix yeah that those

those sentinels were chasing them yeah in Ocean's 11 too they shut down Vegas oh yeah yeah when it went black yeah it was uh don't chito there was yeah not only is there tons of equipment they have all sorts of amenities for the people who work in there because they shut the door every day there's only one

way out one way in every day it's this large vault-like door that's supposed to basically block nuclear blasts there are five lakes built into the mountain underground lakes one houses diesel fuel and that's sealed behind a wall for safekeeping

um it has two underground generators with four lakes of water reservoirs one is for drinking in the three other industrial lakes you get Wi-Fi in there they had 100% they have Wi-Fi.

Like probably Wi-Fi comes from there. They beep it up. That's where it has. The home of Wi-Fi. You get the best signal ever. So basically what I'm saying is the, this is the corner. This is like if you're backed against a corner and you're the United States, it is in this facility. It is in this area.

So tie that to the airport for me. Perfect. The United States used to have. something, a giant bunker under the Greenbrier Resort in West Virginia. This was for, if anything were to happen to Washington, D.C., if there was any attempt on invasion, bombing, nuclear attacks on the Eastern Front or the Western Front, D.C., all of the government officials, everyone of importance of the Presidents, would be flyed to the Green Bayer Resort in West Virginia and be put in a bunker with three-foot-thick concrete walls

rows of metal bunk beds all like everything you need for doomsday this was the greenbrier resort in west virginia that's where a lot of NFL teams go to practice like I know the saints have booked out the green briar for like I don't know five the last seven years for training camp because it's like it's self-contained it's got everything it's got like a hotel there it's pretty nice actually now but yeah back in the day so my grandfather was actually going to be the so he was involved in the continuity of government plans back in the day. So my family were from the Northern Virginia area.

He worked at the State Department for a little bit. His job was director of the Foreign Service Institute, where he would be in charge of, like, educating diplomats and, like, teaching. He was in charge of, like, teaching languages to people that were going to go overseas and become ambassadors and stuff like that. But he was pretty high up. His position was, like, relatively high up in the State Department. He was going to be one of the people that would get ferried out to West Virginia.

And he was only there for, like, two years, I think, two, three years. But yeah, so that's, he would tell my dad about that. He told me about that when I was growing up unless he was lying to me, which I'll be honest. Like, I'm probably going to tell my grandkids extreme lies about exaggerating how important I was, too. Like, what's the point of having kids if you can't make them think that you literally got? I found out recently my fucking dad lied to me when I was a kid about a story. Like when I was a member of vividly, a kid he had his shirt off and we were going to bed. And I was like, what's that big scar?

He's like, oh, I was swimming in the ocean. He's from Carson. He's like a swimming in the ocean and a shark bit. me. And I was like, I bit by a fucking shark. He's like, yeah, man. And then years later, I'm like, yo, remember that shark you got? I was like, what? Is I going to get bit by a shark? I'm like, fam, my whole life. I'm thinking my dad is a bad ass. Took on a shark. I'm telling you. I'm going to say all sorts of shit like that to my kids. So, yeah, that place absolutely exist. The green bar is, I don't know if it was a green buyer necessarily. Right. But it was like, in West Virginia in the hills of West Virginia, there was absolutely like an entire bunker that was set up in case Washington, D.C. was attacked. So that was only developed in the 1940s during World War II. So when that occurred, that was only in case the Germans, the Japanese were able to bomb Washington, D.C. So that bunker is old.

We only found out about it in 1992. No Wi-Fi there. No Wi-Fi there. So let's say, you know, come 1950s, 1960s, you see the Soviet threat coming on. You know, you're fighting communes. You're like nuclear weapons are more popular. you're like oh shit the greenbriar is way too close to washington dc it's in the atomic radius around washington dc we like this is the only conspiracy about this whole thing that i give

any merit we need to make a new backup government place to fly all of our important people that's away from both the western coast and the eastern coast so away from any major cities by the coast i could get bombed i don't want to you know i'm not going to say this for certain But there's enough evidence here for me to say that there is maybe a giant bunker that replaced the Greenbrier for Cold War protection. It sort of serves as a backup capital, if anything ever to happen in Washington, D.C. The link that you said was the construction company said that they laid that with. Right. The link is, you know, maybe.

Because it's two hours. Right. But if you were to put, if you needed a place to get from the Air Force base, Colorado Springs, and you wanted to put a tunnel that... Why not just build like a landing strip by the mountain?

So I'll say what Billy's saying, but he's not... You're not saying it with your chest just yet. The United States government built an underground facility incorporating the Denver airport, linking it up with an underground bunker for the continuity

of the United States government and our missile defense systems and our atomic weapons and protection of the general security of the United States. And it's located in the United States. in that area. And I 100% believe it.

I'm so, yeah. It's the perfect place to do. Honestly, I don't even think it's that big of a conspiracy theory. It's not. I think one, one little prick in the in the story here.

Right. You said that they got rid of they realized that the other bunker was inefficient. Right. It was outdated. In the, when did you say?

What era? in the 50s Okay so they started construction on this one The Denver airport wasn't built until It was in the 90s The cherry on top But it's like 40 years of like What are we going to do

That's what they were doing The shot that they were building Norad Hey In Colorado Springs and making the Air Force together Okay so I don't think that It was like a giant plan From you know the 1940s to be like

Okay we're going to start construction on this Which will culminate in the Denver Airport in 1995. I think they realized pretty quickly like, hey, we're in West Virginia. This kind of sucks here. There's not like a lot of natural protection. We're close to the coast. Billy's right. Like you hit D.C. with a thermonuclear bomb. We're going to get fallout in West Virginia. It's not a safe place. Plus, you're in West Virginia. No disrespect to West Virginians. But then you start building NORAD out in Colorado. Turns out, hey, this place kicks ass. Like, why don't we just have everything out here? It's so secure. And,

technology is improving too at that point. And so they saw that the Denver airport was running out of its usefulness. It was nearing the end of its lifespan. It could have probably continued. But they said, you know what? Let's take this opportunity when we build the airport. Let's make it the biggest fucking airport in the United States. Let's have the capacity to be enormous.

So, like, yes, we do have these other facilities in Colorado that we can launch jets from and stuff. But let's make it be the biggest airport in America that we can launch, essentially as many airplanes at a given time as we need to. Plus, it's super secure with a shit buried underground. And we can link it up directly from there to the Air Force base that's down south. It would take a lot of digging underground. But, I mean, going back to El Chappo.

El Chappo used to dig tunnels under the United States border to the United States all the time. Granted, this is a much bigger project and it's a lot longer. I'm still so fire when you think about it. Let's not act like it's beyond. the wrong possibility and also there was a shitload this this is one of my favorite things about construction by the way whether it comes from uh like new stadiums that are being built or just anything people doing the math at how many cubic feet of dirt that's being removed and then trying to figure out wait is that more dirt than they said it would be or lester one because it's super

easy to uh to like get kickbacks and to like misallocate money if you just have a bunch of like empty dump trucks continually like i know in in in arlington when jerry was making jerry world there were people that were like trying to do the math they're like this doesn't add up yeah there are probably like a shitload of empty dump trucks that were carrying no dirt that left and jerry was paying one of his buddies's money to do it and maybe using some of the money that he was getting from bonds or whatever like this happens anytime there's a giant construction project nepotism yeah you can you can figure out ways to funnel money to your buddy's contractors when you have these astronomical budgets but in this case there were a lot of reports of there being more dirt

excavated than being possible given the blueprints and what we knew about what was going on down below uh so i i i 100% believe that there is a giant fucking united states military base that runs the was it 200 miles yeah that's like it's not like you know one solid place right right but there are branches and wings yeah i 100% believe that yeah i mean you know uh They have underwater lakes. They built underwater lakes. The math I... This is a picture of the underwater lake.

It looks like a lake. Definitely looks underground. I mean, the only... I'm going to take your word for it. No, but the only thing I've just stated about Chey and Mountain and everything, the only thing that, like, is not an absolute truth I just said is that I think there's a bunker running along there. But everything else is fact. Okay.

And, Aaron, when you're saying, like, there was all this time between... World War II and 95. Like there are six abandoned silos underground from that time span. So it's not like they, if we were to go along with this, it's not like they had nothing out in Colorado. It's almost as if they had these smaller ones than when, you know, we beat them in hockey and the Olympics and the Cold War ended. It was almost like, all right, now let's get back together

and let's get a centralized, much bigger stronghold. let's plan for the future. I'm actually on board with this. I'm not, I'm not, I think, I think y'all may be on to something. It makes, it makes sense. It would make sense for the government, like, knowing how they operate and the way that they think, like, they do need a place that they can send their most important people if the shit hits the fan.

And it actually would tie in with the Freemason capstone that they put in, because I guarantee you, the richest, most elite people in the United States win the shit. When a big enough piece of shit hits a big enough fan, they want to be able to be like, hey, we're going to be able to survive, right? And so maybe you fund a little bit of the construction costs, and maybe you and your family, you get the gold card where you can, you know, you can go to this bunker. That's all, like, I'm speculating about that, obviously, but like you think Jeff Bezos doesn't have this shit thought out.

You think Elon Musk doesn't have this shit thought out. Like, if you're rich enough and you consider yourself powerful enough, you definitely try to think worst case scenario. and the easiest way to do that would be to fund a construction project and then obviously a wink in a nod you get let in next to the president I'm on board with this I was I did not come into this with this I'm actually glad probably a government facility funneled from Denver airport the link is a little bit of a leap a lie right and that's the I think that I think but

I think this one itself it's it's a harmless one to believe in right say there's not there's not a lot of the consequences for saying yeah they probably got some shit down there and also i don't think you can get to whatever facilities by the way i do think it is under the denver airport and they're using the denver airport as sort of like a canvas of what's going on with that all that land like to put this and you can get there through buckley air force which makes more sense with this 20 minutes away but so that would that would land credence to your underground theory yeah they land at denver airport and there's an entire bunker that and honestly i'm kind of like thinking about it like

kind of be like, okay, so the government does have a plan if shit hits the fan, like, you know, if some huge. Not for us. Not for us. I mean, hey. For them. Yeah. Do you got a private plan here? Nah, do not. Can maybe that's good investment. I don't even know. I will never buy a private play. Well, just to get to. You should have accepted that Freemason and vote. I should have, huh? I would have, I'd had to be, I'd had to play stupid on here anyway, though, you know what I'm saying? That's true. So if anyone out there is a Freemason, we definitely have some Freemason listeners, right? Maybe. Maybe you can help debunk any of the Freemason myths that you might.

Although I feel like we address the Freemasons in a pretty logical way. Like it's a club. You like to feel important. You try to do charity activities, but also. Historical. Yeah, yeah. Knowledge being passed around. But also it's like you want to be around people that are successful and like have that type

of club environment. Club links. Yes. Yes. Freemasons do love symbolism. And that's just a flex where it's like looking at a map of the city of D.C. Yeah. And seeing the.

free mason symbol it's like yeah the uh the capital of the free world national treasure is one of the most underrated movies in american cinematography history is fucking amazing that's a great take and two two is cracking two yeah i haven't seen two i watched i watched the first one my mind was blown i needed i needed these months to process they're making another one right shut up they were for a while i i think it might have gotten called off at some point my monday was okay but you just might have great. So if you're a Freemason,

you listen to the show, let us know. Give me an invite. Just DM us. You'll remain anonymous if there's any extra secrets that you want to let us in on. I promise your name

will not be named, but I will say what you said. And honestly, I would take an invite probably. You got to pay a dudes though. I hate any club until they invite me and then I'm like, they're actually not that bad.

Not that bad. I'll go, okay, if there's any Freemason Lodges out there that want to take somebody, but just, Wave the fee. Wave the monthly or recurrent fee. I'm in.

Well, maybe the fees to build their apocalypse bunker. And it's like if you pay the fee, it's like insurance, like you get to come to the bunker. But they ain't going. I mean, one guy. Just wave it. One guy. Well, they need to add the, it needs restoration. They need update it.

That would be, that's a good conspiracy that the Freemasons only exist to be like protection in case of ultimate destruction. That would be fire. It's like a club where you get to, you get to protect yourself. You probably never get to use it. but just in case that the world ends or like, you know, back in the day, if England had been invaded by, by William Wallace, then you get, you get to that good castle with the good defenses. Coley, did you, where did you land on this? I know you blogged it a while ago, but where did you land on the, like, excavation and the underground bunkers and all that stuff? Because I know you looked into it.

Well, much more pressing information. As recently as September 24th, 2020, National Treasure 3 is in the works. Oh, my God. Let's fucking go. Yeah, the guy from Sony who picked it up. The guy who did bad boys. I forget his name. Yeah, Brockheimer.

Yeah, Brockheimer. Fuck, yes. Let's go. Hold on. It's not going to be right unless Nick Cage is in it. Oh, he's going to be. He has to, yeah. I was like, I could.

I don't know. Any remake without my guys. And he gets shit on as a bad actor too much. He's good. He's amazing. He's great. We're a big Nick Cage company. Okay.

You're with the right. Okay. And also, I think one of the greatest actors of all time. Woody Harrelson. Oh, go, true detective. I like, he don't get the credit he deserved. And I just wanted to give him his flowers while he stay. So Woody, if you see this, I'm a huge fan.

You know, I ran into Woody Harrelson in a Waffle House one time, in a Waffle House in Panama City Beach, Florida. That's amazing. And it's a great, it's a good story because it makes you just, like, feel better about loving Woody Harrelson. So I was there for breakfast. I was very hungover. I was on spring break.

It's probably like 9.30 in the morning, 10 o'clock in the morning. Woody's eating by himself at a table I don't know what he's eating Because he's a goat, that's why He's a goat, he's eating by himself, just having normal breakfast A dad walks up to Woody Harrelson with his son

His son was probably maybe, I don't know Five, six years old Leave Woody alone And he was like, Mr. Harrelson I just want to introduce my son to you We're big fans, I love your work And Woody was like, oh man, that's so cool I can't do Woody Harrelson impression

But he was like, that's so cool And he started talking to the kid And like, had this conversation with a kid for like five minutes. And then he was like, is it okay if I take your kid outside and show him my motorcycle? Does he like bikes? And the dad's like, yeah, holy sure. So they go out into the parking lot.

Woody takes the kid, like puts him on the bike and then starts like wheeling the bike around the parking lot, letting him honk the horn and shit. His dad's taking pictures of his son riding Woody Hearleson's bike with Woody Hearleson next to it. And this lasted probably like 10, 15 minutes, shakes his hand, goes back inside and finishes his meal. like the nicest guy that that you'll ever meet that is insane you know Woody Harrelson's father was a hit man yeah say word yeah yeah that's another one yeah like a real one yeah like a real one really got a body on a belt like contract like got arrested right yeah yeah yeah nothing against

like no no one can choose their parents that that's pretty cool I think it's like I'm not passing judgment or anything uh but coli what were you going to say about the actual airport the shit that got dug out. Are you buying our consensus theory, which is the United States government has a secret bunker there? Yeah. I mean, if not, I think we have, I think this is going back to our halftime conversation that our government stinks. And if it isn't already the bunker for them, it really should be because they have everything they could possibly need there. And like Colorado already has so many military ties like NORAD, which I'm only 50% sure I'm pronouncing correctly after Billy's beat down that word.

He fucked it up so much. He's like, am I saying it wrong? No. Saying rad in it is even cooler, though. Norad. You can still say no, no, no rad. We were saying no, we were saying norad? It's norad.

No rad. Nor rad. Nor rad. Nor rad. Maybe not a staccato. Just make it flow. You can even say rad as long as you say nor in front of it. Nor rad.

Okay. So it works. But yeah, Coley, I agree. They got everything they need there. It's just a quick jolt down to New Mexico to pick up the aliens and drive them up there and experiment on them. 5,300 miles of fiber optics were installed. The U.S.'s coast to coast is 3,000 miles. The only thing that's bothering me about this is, okay, if I want to build a secret bunker,

like, why do I leave a paper trail of contracting, contractors, contracts? Like, why, why, why, why, why is all this money traceable? If I wanted to be secret. The contractors, that, no, the thing about the contractors, let me, uh, rea, this, that's stuff I saw on Reddit about people who worked on laying these, like, these, uh, roofers who were only brought in to do waterproofing. Right. Who were working on these foundations that they'd never seen in a residential, industrial or commercial building. Okay. So that one is unsubstantiated, but it is.

Yeah. They don't just give a. it account to anybody so it could be true if i if i remember if i remember correctly that like they hired fired and hired yeah multiple different construction companies and they would have multiple working but never at the same place so they were always in different spots or on different areas or down below or yeah and one thing i had forgotten until i was brushing up on it it was originally supposed to look like a myan pyramid the roof like the whole structure was supposed to look like a Mayan pyramid, which I think, and they were like,

that's a little too on the nose. We have to go, we have to pivot here. Yeah. And make it at least look like an airport. Otherwise, they clearly are comfortable. They went with, they went with like the TP structure up top to resemble Colorado, right? Yeah, the, uh, the way. Yeah. Okay, so we also address this, right? The entire structure of it, um, there's a, there's a conspiracy that it was made to look like a swastika. So, All right. I'm going to go real quick. I got you.

I am not a fan of swastikas. Bold. What about the ancient Hindu version of them? It's just mirrored, isn't it? I love the Hindu stands that are like, that could actually mean anything. Right. So still not a fan of it. They took it and destroyed it, whatever the case may be.

So I'm skeptical if anything resembles a swaska, like the chase. bank logo I'm skeptical of the motherfuckers right really yeah it just looks like it's maybe a I don't know it's the New York Yankees I haven't the Yankees I don't I just studied it one I don't know I can't get it the one the J's and JJ Watts signature actually I'm serious by the way this is also a weird thing that the airport's in a tornado look it up yeah I know I've seen his signature many times the airports in a tornado plane that's super windy and terrible and that's their excuse for why they do it because if you're coming in this way and you get blown off course okay so when i look at the the the grid

of the airport it don't resemble a swastika to me dog it's it's like i feel like you can you can draw a swastika out of anything if you really try wait with our logo it's like the guy with a dix 100% i don't i don't see a swastika dix you can find them anywhere i don't uh let's see No, I think we did a good job. I think women designed us did a good job of not being a Nazi. We just made it so obviously a penis that it couldn't be anything besides the day. Rather a penis. Yeah.

Right. I'm looking here. The varicose veins on the penis. A lot of people are saying Colombia, the sportswear company's logo, somewhat represents a swastika. Yeah, I can see that one. I agree with this one. It's just not there. I don't see it, man.

I'm 100% I don't see it. And trust me, I will point out a Nazi. Quick, with the quickness. but I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not going to cancel Denver airport just yet because I don't see it. Okay. So, uh, I think we, uh, came to a consensus, except big T's been kind of quiet recently. Yeah. What about it? Yeah, what about it? Uh, are you just asking my, my thoughts on this in general? Yeah. I think, I think the two, there are two separate ideas here, which is like the government bunker, which could very well exist. and for all the reasons it billed out but then all the conspiracy theories i think are like

independent of that you know that you know it's like a secret government bunker counts as a conspiracy sure sure but for all the people are like oh there's a gold dinosaur in the in the floor and like that well that was in part of billy's thing and like that means that there's this this and this like i think there very well could be some sort of government facility that houses NORAD and that is some sort of, you know, missile defense thing or something, but not that like, you know, that the rich people have, that like Bill Gates has a, you set a gold card to get into when shit goes down. You don't think that if there was a total nuclear war where the, the West Coast and the East Coast

of the United States got hit with a shitload of nukes, you don't think that Jeff Bezos could get somewhere? I think he could make a call to somebody. I don't think, like, when you reach a certain threat. threshold of wealth you think they call you they're like hey for 50 million dollars you can get this card right now like an infomercial like they just call them no i feel like it's once you have that when you have like jeff bezos money i feel like like i was thinking about this you won't by the way right like you run out of stuff to spend your money on so if you're throwing a couple bill

like of your 100 200 billion to just like to make sure you like can survive an apocalypse you're you're for sure i just don't think that exists well I definitely think that if like if I was super rich I would make a bunker I'd build my own bunker I wouldn't have any I wouldn't be part of the government bunker yeah but you're yeah I think that's almost a better plan yeah but your bunker your cut rate bunker would be trash no it would not be trash could you get I would I would hire if you had bunker makers you said it was natural granite right yes he said I hire the best bunker makers I'd hire the same people yeah all right I wouldn't hire the guy that could Not the guy that beat that built... Your fucking good would be the swastika. I would hire the guys that built the defenses on Normandy Beach that kept out the United States for good. That really worked out.

God, thank. So, wait. So, all right, you don't believe that there's, like, a big conspiracy where people can, rich people can get into saving their entire lives and their family's lives? I think that in the event that something bad enough happened where that would be necessary, they have the context to, like, make something happen. I don't believe it's a predetermined deal. And also all I'm saying is it would be the perfect location

to have the alien spaceships at that we definitely have and the aliens that have visited Earth that we definitely have. We should do a Roswell episode. We should, but I'm saying I think that aliens have been here and I think that if... I'm not on board with that. If you needed a place to keep aliens... I'm surprised by that.

This bunker... This bunker has it all. This is like the ultimate man. cave I guess you did say the thing though about like why do they always go where people are I want aliens to have visited but it's just when you look at the actual evidence it's shoddy man it's just like do you think they exist a thousand percent okay so they just haven't come here like like intelligent like like yes human like being I don't know human like I can't even but like but like more than like single celled organism well I think that intelligent life exists

where they they reproduce, they may have cultures and stuff like that to say that their interstellar traveling

that would be dope it would make sense but there's no way to assert that kind of thing with any kind of certainty

going back to remember we're talking about uncontacted tribes and stuff yeah I remember yeah I think they're just like

see us and they're nowhere near close to you know they'll like catch all their diseases So you, have you ever seen Star Trek? Yeah.

So they actually have their prime directive, right? Their prime directive is, when this makes a lot of sense, it's why Star Trek is brilliant to me, but their prime directive is that until a species reaches warp drive capability, which you can travel near the speed of light, they don't engage. You can't engage at all with that species. And so I think if a species, if a species,

out there exists that cares about life in the universe, it would be something like that. You can't give people the technology or expose people to technology, especially fucking us, because we'll find a way to profit off of it. Or kill ourselves. Wipe everybody. 100%.

And so I think you have to be careful with, like, I think they look at us if there is like some like type one species out there, they probably look at us like we look at ants. Like that's dope that they carry sticks back and forth. That's really cool, man. So you think You got the queen They got 5G

Good for them So you think that there are aliens that are like Way more advanced than we are I do I don't think that's true Do you think we're the fucking Epitome of the universe

I think we're the only thing In the universe You don't think there's no aliens No Not even a little bit That's wrong as anybody's ever been That's flattered That's flattered

No it's not at all Let them qualify Let them qualify Think about this Think about all the things We know about space Right like we know the billionth to the billionth like to the nth degree star out here it's mass we know very

little that's nothing we know four percent of space we know sure but we we've extrapolated that out to like where we we have all these things no hold on let me learn you something real quick hold on i got you fan what we do know about space right is things like what those stars are made of right what does that light give off and it's not like some magic shit that we have there's actually called um fuck what they called their uh the gas spectrum the astro spectrum analysis yeah so what they do is that the light every every element has a signature right and so they analyze that light and inside of that light you can read what the elements is made of and so that's how we know about that we can't tell if there's any life on there we can't tell any of that kind of stuff right

we know very very little about space like we know what gravity is right we kind of dug into like what gravity is right we still don't know what it is though Like, it's still an anomaly to us. Like, there's a lot of the things that we know and understand how it operates and works. We can predict what's going to happen. But we don't know how it actually works. This universe is fucking vast and fascinating. We live in a galaxy that has billions and billions of stars that have billions of planets orbiting those stars.

We live in a galaxy that has billions of galaxies. It's a statistical fallacy to think that there is no intelligent life out there. I just, I went until proven, like, otherwise. I just don't, I, it seems implausible to me. I'm not saying I am 100% certain. Life's so implausible. Absolutely. Absolutely.

It's actually plausible. Which makes it all the more implausible that it would occur somewhere else. Like, my biggest thing is water is foreign to this planet. Like, it came from space. So that, it seems much more likely that's happened elsewhere as well. and is given birth to life there's like water on Mars right but we don't we don't find anything on Mars it was modern yeah there's ice there now at the polls but yeah it was water that's what we're that's what we're inspect so big tea we got this fucking tiny robot up there right now it's cruising

all over the place it's like we got it we put a power wheels on Mars it's got a drill on it we're going to try to find evidence of life that existed there before that'd be also is that going to blow it i i feel like it might shatter your reality if we find life we find out No, I think that'd be great. I just don't believe, I especially, now, like, do I think there's maybe single-celled organisms and shit like that out there? Yeah, probably. But when you said, like, that there's aliens that you think are, like, way more advanced

than we are, I find that very implausible. This universe is 13.8 billion years old. You think that the best thing it shut out was fucking microwave ovens? Fuck that. Yes. That is the most depressing thought. I could possibly have that. Because this is stupid.

We wake up every single day to keep the lights on. You sound like, Aryan sounds like he watched Avatar last week, and he's like, that is so fucking beautiful. I just wanted to choke me with his brain. You're one of the avatar stands that were depressed after it came out. A thousand percent, maybe three times a week, I fall asleep with that movie on. I'm not as enough of a joke. Yeah, I can tell you. Just join it.

I'll blow your mind right now. We know more about the moon than we know about the deep oceans. There could be other beings in the deep oceans. I don't fuck with the ocean. Exactly. So there is a common ground my brother.

Yeah, I don't, I don't, I'll go to the beach. I enjoy beach towns. You will not catch me in the ocean. I do not fuck with the water. No, I can just imagine Big D's parents like go in the ocean. No, like this summer, we went to Clearwater.

Had a great time. Didn't touch the beach. When I was 15 years old, I had a white girlfriend She was like Yo, I'm gonna teach you how to surf I was like, bet Went into the ocean

And I didn't know shit about surfing Right I tried to hop on my board And fell off I didn't know you need to catch a wave Right News to me When I got off

And I'm walking my board back I stepped on something And it moved I ain't been back in ocean safe That's a great call It's a weird Shark attack story Didn't scare you away

No that made me feel like My pops was like this like Yo he out here Taking on sharks be like Fuck yeah But no Okay, so we could do a whole episode on the ocean Because the ocean is the scariest shit

In the world, though It is fucking terrifying I think that's a great, great idea for an episode The ocean, a deep dive on the ocean Billy Ocean going to come All right, then that should be a month next week You want to do the ocean for Monday? Ocean Monday

But we guys pick something No, the ocean. Yeah, the ocean is something. Everybody comes prepared It means the most thing on the line. I need something to hyper fixate on. Billy, I am confident that you will find something in your oceanic research. You're not going to be like I'm obsessed with currents.

He's going to be Billy Ocean. He's going to be Billy Ocean. Yeah. I want Billy to focus on octopus, octopause, like, oh, that's most alien. Oh, they're the most intelligent. Do I think, okay, so have you ever seen a movie, a rival? No. No.

God damn it, yo. Get into your sci-fi. Okay. All right. So the reason why those writers are so brilliant. is because, like, if you talk to, like, scientists and stuff like that. Octopuses, that's actually what they're called. Octopi.

Nope. It's octopuses. Now it's pusses. Fat, check me, doggie. I'm obsessed with octopuses. You can say octopi, right? It's colloquially accepted, but it's octopuses. Okay.

Really weird, actually. But I shouldn't know that. They are, like, mad intelligent. And they do, like, alien shit. Like, literally can, you know how we, like, oh, you're a chameleon? no they're like the Walmart version of of chameleons

they're not even the chameleons octopuses can shape shift or change colors like instantaneous I've seen some of the videos where they just they just blend in entirely to their background including like where the rock starts and the plants begins and all that shit

yeah okay octopuses that'll be one of the many assets of our discussion I just I just had a huge thought about octopuses save it saving Save it. It's too big. Blip it.

Write it down. Write it down. Blip it, but I got to say it. Can I cut your thought real quick? What if octopuses are like the squirrels and precursors to apes and their higher intelligent beings instead of going up to land went down deep in the earth and there's a whole other society at the bottom of the ocean. Fucking Atlantis, Billy Ocean? That's good. Like like octopuses.

Just like... That's going to be a lot to bleep out, but try to remove that paper. Just leave the articles. Yeah. No, but like, think about. Okay, yeah, but the basis. Stop talking. Stop talking.

Stop talk. Remember, this is all a tease. So the more that you talk, the more you give away, which you're going to get into next week. I like it. The ocean will be next week. Before we go, you have to guess Big T's underwear. Now, I know what color underwear big T's wearing. I did not tell you.

Did I tell you that? I had sources. I think I did tell somebody I don't remember I got shooters out here I got people that observe that have been on the lookout for your underwear

I did give Arian a hint He said he commented on I'm wearing a Reggie white jersey He said I know you're wearing The Valls underwear with that But I said I'm not That was when we first Before the awkward handshake

Yeah All right If I'm guessing It's wild that you didn't match those fam That's actually I thought about it But I'm trying to do Oh well this is giving another hint

I'm trying to do a different color before I like repeat this is a fourth time repeat yeah I don't want to I mean I don't want I do you know why many how many pairs of draws do you own 20 wow how many do you own shit but they're they're not all different colors I think I probably have like 20 25 but I

one of our big sponsors is me undy so they just send me underwear all the time otherwise my my normal rotation probably be like I don't know 10 15 pairs yeah I see and this is this might be this might be this might be a little concerning but it's true I've probably got like 12 really yeah

and I've had them since 2012 but you've probably got a laundry machine you've got like a washer dryer in your house yeah yeah that's pretty sick see I don't have that oh this is New York yeah oh shit I didn't even think about that so like I just buy more underwear instead of just having to so you got to the laundry mat

you go to the laundromat I got a laundry machine in my basement but it's it's usually induced by somebody just paying the ass to do laundering this it sucks I got to tell you what though, I, I am on the opposite side of that. I'll never do my own laundry again. I just drop it off. It's $15.

It comes back folded perfectly. It's amazing. It is kind of nice. Help stimulate the economy. Yeah. It's, it's fantastic. It's a great service that we should.

But you get a lot of self-love doing your own laundry. And you feel good about yourself. It just, you know, when you break up with your girlfriend and you just like, you take ownership of your life. It's like, I'm taking my drawers back. It's good thinking. I like that. Yeah, it's good stuff.

So what color are there? All right, so I say all that to say. He wants to go with an exotic one. I'm going to go yellow. And by exotic, you meant black. Black is not exotic. It might be exotic to you, though. Well, no, that's where I would know.

Hey, first of all, I resent the implication of what you just said. Secondly, what was the implication? I'm not, we're not going to, you, I was saying that because it's the most basic. color, it was ironic. Never mind. This is so fucking stupid. Different color. I didn't hear an implication.

You put exotic in front of that. I don't know what he's talking about. Also, isn't black a combination of every other color, so it does contain... Believe that it's true, yeah. All right, well, that does it for... No, it's the absence of color. Is it?

I thought that was white. Black is the absence of color. White is the combination of all colors. Hang on, Jamie. But if you... Fact check me, cut. But if you mix every color of paint together, you get black check me cut.

I do this. I fuck with science and I fuck with music. I don't know if you... I don't know if you fuck with... A black object absorbs all the colors of the visible spectrum of light and reflects none of them to the eyes. So it contains every other color. No.

It absorbs every color. That's not the same thing. White is a collection of all colors. I understand that white light. What if you take every crayon in a box and you scribble on top of each other with them? Right. That's black. It turns black.

I'm just letting you know what the colors are. I don't... Yeah. Yeah. The analogy does make sense. Okay. I haven't looked into the crayon. Next week, we got oceans.

Or crayons. Thank you, Coley, for joining us. It's good to have you. Good to see you, friend. Next Monday. We'll sit down and record next episode coming out next Tuesday. Again, all constructive criticism is welcome. Just tell us that we're handsome.

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