Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - Dirty Water Don Shows The Guys What He Has Found At The Bottom Of The East River | EXTRADOSE

Episode Date: June 23, 2023

Dirty Water Don and his brother John join Billy and Donnie for today's Extradose to discuss mammoth bonesYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

Hey, macro dosing listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. Welcome back to extra dosing. We are on with some of our longtime friends, multiple appearance guests. We have Donald Gann and John Gann, DirtyWard Don, and his brother John. You can see them. Dirty John. Dirty John.

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We're here on a Monday morning. The Wantan Dawn is in studio. Hey, how are you? Happy holidays, fellas. Happy holidays. I really enjoy when we bring the Voltron Don together. Yes. I really enjoy it.

It touches my soul. So the last time you were on, it was just to recap how you took me and Billy to the bottom of the East River. Yeah. We talked about the near death experience. Yep. But, I mean, since you've been on, you guys have been diving almost nonstop in the East River and have started finding some things so we've been uh we've been doing we're on our 80th dive which our dives has slowed down because of a we have personal stuff going on but our options for boats in the summer

in the winter months it's very easy to eat your hands on a borrow boat no one's working to the sense that we work but nowadays people are actually doing jobs that are paying yeah so it's like haley borrow boat during the busy season it's a little more difficult but we have been we have still been out there we still find and stuff we found what we call the The toilet bowl, because where we're finding stuff, the bottom of the East River is littered to toilet paper. Huh. Really?

I feel like toilet paper would just dissolve in the East River. It would, but there's a lot of it. A lot of it. Where it comes out, it just sits there. Is that because the water overflow, like when it's raining real hard, they dump the sewage? So you're allowed to dump so much into the rivers and to the bodies of water around you from major cities when it's raining. So when it rains, we're over by, I'm not going to go to the location where we're finding stuff.

But where we are, there is a, there's an outpipe there, an alpha, and it just comes out. And let's just say local governments aren't exactly keen on following the rules. So I think they dump a little more than they're supposed to. Yeah. So let's just get out there. Joe Rogan's being a babyback bitch and not letting you on the podcast. Wow. Your words, not ours, but your words.

You're like, what the fuck, dude? Like, you made this promise. And now you guys got the bones. Well, I believe his exact words were, if you find a mammoth tusk, I'll have you on the podcast. Yes, we found a shard of a mammoth tusso far and a bison bones and stuff, but maybe A, he's a busy guy, or B, he's waiting for us to find the big boy. I can support him not having us on until we find a tusk because of the technicality, because I did promise wanton, Don, I pay for his wedding if I found a tusk. Now, my argument to him was, I found a shard. Well, so I respect the technicality.

I respect it. Tell us about what you guys have found so far. So so far we have found our shard, which the video of this makes me laugh at my watch it because I thought it was plastic. So we find it and I'm like, oh, the fuck is this? I'm crack bending it. I have a knife going across it. Well, it turned out to be a piece of ivory.

He's like, I think I found something cool down here. Oh, wow. So they call it the bark. It's the outer shell of the tusk. Wow. Now, a prolong exposure to water will cause. or the elements who cause a tus to shard and it'll come off like layers like an onion

so that's the outermost shell of a tusk we took a picture as soon as I got it on deck I took a picture of it and Google lens Google lens yeah and it said waterlogged mammoth ivory okay popped that and I was like holy shit wait what app is that Google lens wow you take a picture something

exactly that is crazy have you sent it into a lab we have our own archaeologist on site and we've also talked to John Reed's personally. Yeah. And his entire extended family. Everyone in the Reeves family who saw that immediately knew what it was. Lauren Reed flew out to New York to do a word show.

So she was here. Yeah. So she came on the boat with us. Okay. So we got going on. She confirmed what it was. As soon as she touches, it's what this is. Holy shit.

I was looking at it. I mean, I've handled deer antlers and other types of keratin formations from mammals. Big, wow, that's a big word. And that is. is that's definitely the real deal that's a little guy so I know you I know you guys are size queens yeah we are really size queen

let's pull out the big boy here oh holy fuck that holy is a shin bone of a steep bison steep bison which are long extinct long gone correct they wrong with the willy mammoths yeah so yeah so the thought is that

these bones are in the same batch as the mammothed correct yes so you're at least like proving the Boneyard Alaska's story true because there were a lot of people that tried to claim like, oh, we have no reports of like anyone ever dumping bones in the East River.

We found them in two separate locations that'd be like, okay, whatever, but we found them the same location. We find almost in the same location. Okay. We're not going to talk about what location, but what, uh, compared to where they said they were, why do you think the place that you're at has all the bones?

Well, when we, uh, we started looking at, uh, on and around 65th Street, the block. And we kept reading the literature that John Post and he was talking about it during being. And it kept using the terminology a box car worth. There's no rail tracks over. There's no way a box car is going to be over there. And you think about just how the New York City Harbor system works and now they load and unload boats and how dock workers work as a whole, you wouldn't have this shipment come in and then bring it all the way to storage just to bring it back out. Our thought process was it came in

and it wasn't the best specimens. Yeah. So they were like, get it out of here. Fuck off. And it was like shards and pieces because that's what we're finding. We're not finding full specimens or full big pieces.

We're finding little pieces here and there. So in the early days of our searching right after you guys came out with us, this gentleman, Tom Stouffer, Tom Shark 92 on Instagram, he messaged me. And it took me a little while to receive the message

because it was in that request area of Instagram. I always go through, them just to clean them out. And I saw and he sent me pictures. He's so popular. And a little paragraph of why he thinks that we're looking in the wrong spot. So me being a conspiracy guy, I'm like, oh, perfect, let me look into it. I read

his stuff, did some research, and I brought it to him and he's like, wow, that makes complete sense of what he was telling us. Yeah. So we you know, the first three times we tried to get to this location. One time we almost died, a boat was capsized. Yeah, it was freezing out and raining. And the other two times

we got stopped. Well, we got I was lulled into a false sense security that day. It was like, it was midwintertime. It was like 75 degrees when it was real nice day. Oh, yeah. It was like, so it was only me and him like, fuck, let's go out. I had when I have all the proper gear in my truck, I had a sweatshirt on, a pair of pants. We go out.

We get to middle of the harbor. It's just like white walls coming over the sides of the boat. It got real cold, real fast. And we were taking on water and the motor kept stalling. It was sketchy. You could have always called the Coast Guard or? No, I don't call this guys. No, yeah.

They charge you. pride they charge you for that shit yeah how much if you're out doing something on your own accord and you get in trouble and call the coast guard and they come to save you they charge whatever cost them fuel man at whatever they tar they send you a bill that shit ain't free mm i'm wondering how ambulance is but i think you're willing to pay that still if your life no no i believe are free if a cop calls them i believe if you're in an accident or the the law enforcement call yes if they make the call and the ambulance comes and brings you it's just not no charge, but if you at home call an ambulance, then they're charging.

I was a situation where I was telling the cop not to call the ambulance because my, I didn't want to pay, my buddy was going to get hit with the bill. I don't know. The cop calls. Yeah, you're fine. Is the cop calls? He's fine. That's good to know.

Yeah. I just recently learned this when I went to the hospital. I went to a Medi Center first and the Medi Center call the ambulance. And I was like, I ain't paying that bill. Get fucked. I'll call my dad to drive me. Yeah. And they were like, no, no, no, no.

We call. You're fine. if you call privately you have to pay I was like okay get called no I always say get me an Uber and an ambulance because that's a fat check that's a fat check well it doesn't affect your credit yeah well now that we have insurance

through work maybe we wouldn't be charged I don't know but there is a time you have insurance I'm feeling if we get too much haven't you had insurance there was a couple years when I lived in China where I would have zero insurance that's China that's China yeah China I knew if like something if shit hit

the fan I can go to the hospital and just pay like 17 cents 200 bucks maybe but 200 bucks to get like x-rays in a cast or something where that would cost 10,000 have you had to go to China to the hospital though uh yeah how is chinese medicine um I mean it's not it's not great but it's cheap okay is it they have knock-off options so you're saying the food's better I just giving ginseng and like traditional walk it off you'll be fine by this is just kind of like super when I knew it yeah the moment I looked at his eyes I knew he who's a size cream. No, no, I'm just looking

at it because it's like, this thing is hundreds of thousands of years old. Now, I'm going to drill a hole in the other than make a fight. That's probably like 20,000 or like 50s, but like North American megafauna, like this thing, like, Step A Bison's, you know, you look at a bison, it's about the size of a large cow. Like, a step A bison's like closer to

woolly rhinoceros size. Like, it's like, just like looking at this thing. I'm just like, holy shit. Look how excited he is. No, I mean, this is like so cool. Christmas morning. It's just so cool. He's a little glaze over his eye. He's waistbanding it right now.

I'm just saying like, stroking it. Look at them. This bone might have been used to like fight off a cave bear, like way back. Where are you getting that from? I don't know. I'm just thinking. You should write graphic novels, but I should.

That bone was probably under a shitload of permafrost. They collected it in Alaska, put on a train car and dumped it in these rivers. That's what happened. I don't know about no killing a little cave, man. But think about what it was doing when it was alive. That's what's fast. Eating grass. Yeah, eating grass.

Eating grass, but like, had to fight off some predator. Fuck another step bison. Early, early man, probably try to fuck with it. That's like, I wouldn't like to know if it was a female or male C. Bison. We probably could figure that out. Look it. You know, it tastes like.

It tastes like a female. Now, are you guys allowed to say that, like, how deep you're diving for these? Because I heard that it was not nearly as deep as where the impili were looking. It was, yeah, you guys went to 82 feet. I believe you were 82, you were 81. You were the bigger bands. Yeah. So you went down deeper.

But where we were originally looking, it was, like, craziness. Where we're finding them, it's calm. It's cool. It's collected. That's nice. Because when we were, that was fucked up. That was fucked up. Now, could we say that maybe they were dumped where they're supposed to be dumped,

where they said they were dumped, and then they washed out. Currents and storms, everything brought them to a little location and collected there? Maybe. I mean, that's too many instances where it's a thing there. A lot of maybes. But our storyline seems to work out for the, Easy on the merch there, Donnie, easy on the merch. That's, I mean, I can't replace that.

That's so freaking cool. Yeah, I feel like now that you found a few, it might be easier to find some funding for future dies and not have to rely on PFT. Why, you guys willing, do you guys, you guys are going to throw some money? Is Barstool wanted to fund in me? You know what, let's, should we call a guy? Should we call a guy? Called Dave.

PFT? I mean, you'll have, because I know. I called him out on Instagram the patron, the patron. We started this We got hit up by every news media outlet From South Jersey up to fucking New York Because it thought it was Everyone wanted to talk to us

We find things Nothing I called the museum the other day by the way Natural history Yes I called their PR department Public NNC I asked at first I was like Hey I'm doing a little story

Independent story I want to find out If I can interview people from the museum They're like oh what's the story about I'm like oh it's just about museum and bone museum stuff. He goes, well, you have to send an email with a detailed description of what you want, who you want to talk to, and why. I'm like, so say if I want to come to the museum as like a

tourist and bring a camera with me and just walk around, can I do that? You have to apply for a permit and have someone walk around with you inside the museum. So they're very, you know... They know what you're going after and they definitely have giant phones. Plus every single post for the past two months, I put a Willy Mammoth emoji in their comments of everything they post on Instagram Yeah

So they really know who I am now You're really sticking it to the man Dude they definitely got stuff Down there in the basement that like We're not even allowed to see See when we just defies our reality Billy thinks they have giant human Skeletons

Bobby Burke Bobby Burke went soul that stuff in person Yeah back in the late 90s He said there's shit You're like wow Why is not display boxes of stuff And just stuff loose on the shelves Gigantopithecus

They probably got big foot skeletons down there. Now, do you practice these words prior to your podcast? No, I'm just, uh, thank you. It's a very knowledgeable. No,

I can't pronounce a lot of words. I noticed that. I'm watching it happen in front of me. Yeah, yeah. You just say what word you think you, how it's said? It's like where they're Bush.

You're fine. No, no, yeah. It's like Bush Jr. over here. Just make that words as he goes along.

I can pronounce like crazy words better than you pronounce like regular words. It's actually kind of weird. Mm-hmm. Like super caliphagalipaginousous. Yeah, like Gigantopithecusus. Oh. Gigantopithecus is just a gigantic ape

That's like King Kong size They definitely got them in the basement of the natural Yeah And they can say it's because he puts that title And his dating apps Oh I can say gigantopithecus Hey what's up How we doing?

I want to find a saber tooth tiger Gigantopithus Or short face bears Smiling on short face bears Dude I got into a fight with a guy In my DMs I don't usually argue with people In my DMs

But he was saying I was an idiot Because cave bears Were like weren't that vicious And they're just like today's bears. I was like, you're underestimating today's bears. Or maybe you're overestimating a cave bear. No, short-faced bears. No, no. Short-faced bears,

a.k.K. Bears. They were like 12 to 15 feet standing tall on their legs. Massive beast. So this guy thinks they were more like panda bears? Yeah, he was like, short-faced bears aren't that crazy? Like, they're just like today's bears. That's such a bold stand to make. And I'm like, dude, you better fucking go toe to toe to toe with a today's grizzly

bear. You wouldn't do shit, bro. Like, you ever see that video of the grizzly. You were very passionate about that. breaking the back of a giant moose Yes It's yes So imagine that Times like 10 of a bear

Dude I found You guys really Google some crazy things No we spent a lot of time on the internet So do why but I'm only Googling one thing Yeah but All right on

Well We end up different hobbies I have the best Bear fight video I've found it Of all time I've shown it on the podcast That was great

You had that statement I had the best video Like I found the best Bear fight ever Like you want to see like Donnie do you Google Bearfighting I have

I think I have His bear fighting are different videos How are you doing We had a black bear In situate Massachusetts Hank's hometown Yesterday It was just roaming through

Downtown Black bears are just big raccoons Yeah But I mean I grew up around there I had never seen a black bear Like I've never seen a black bear In Massachusetts out there

There was a black bear In Western Bino bear? Oh, Snow bear? Yeah. Not a polar bear? Not a polar bear?

No, an actual albino black bear. Yeah, the snow bears up in Vancouver, right? I'm not allowed to go to Canada. Send me a postcard. Yes. Let's talk about that. All right. Why are you allowed in Canada?

I'm a convicted felon. No, wait, wait. I've done some things in my youth that I'm not allowed to go to Canada. He also hates french fries and gravy. Wait, quick question. Like, is that just driving or like flying? I cannot go to Canada. Wow.

I thought it was just driving. No, no, can't go again. My buddy got a, my buddy got a international weapons trafficking charge for bringing a brass knuckle into Canada. And he got arrested and it was on his record. Did he say he was sorry? No. I'm so sorry. No, he was like, he was like literally 16.

He got wiped because he was a minor. What are you like a belt buckle one? Yeah, he had a belt buckle. But then he like modified it. So it was a brass knuckle and they like sure. Oh, he did you take a pin out of it. Yeah. Yeah.

And he was like, yeah. I almost got weapons charged for BB guns when I was little. Oh, I was like. but I had a good lawyer and let's just say I've washed away. You can still go to Canada. If you guys want to travel together, they'll get your bears. I mean,

I mean, under 21, like that's the only reason you go to Canada. What do they got? They got hockey and smoke. Yeah, like Montreal, like you're just going to drink like legally. So that's the reason I went to Montreal in college, but I would like to go back to Montreal just to experience the city. I've heard it's sweet. Like, a lot of people say it's the best parts of Europe and North America combined.

They also had very good Chinese food up there. Sneaky amount of Italian. My best Chinese food was in Alaska. Really? Yeah. It's called Twin Dragons and Nome. Whoa. It recently has burned down.

Okay. But it was amazing. The ethnic food up there was great. In Barcelona. It was the best Chinese food I ever had. What are you telling me about that? Bafé in Barcelona. You were talking about it.

It was nuts. And I didn't find it until like the third. I was there for almost three weeks. I didn't find it like the fourth the last day. I was all upset about that. Dude, Alaska's wild. It's the most diverse state in the U.S. Oh, I bet.

And it's the most amount of veterans in the United States. Dude, that's place. A lot of criminals. That's like the last. Lot of tier. That's the last, yeah, exactly, the Wild West. Well, we went to, there was the bar called Breaker's Bar. And it was opened by Wyatt Earp, right?

So you go in this bar, they had whale blubber lamps to light the bar. Wow. So when you go in there now, there's crudely zip tied, like little light sockets, extension cords to light the ball. Kind of like your bone. Well, that's because it's cracking. Dude, I'm like trying not to be a weirdo right now,

but these bones are just like, touch it, lick it, sniffing it, and it's fucking like. Every one of my crew would be handed that bone to all licked it for some ways. I'm not sure why. It's just like, think about how much, kill an animal you drink the blood. Those things have been through.

Now, not to get into the crazy conspiracy theory of it all, but we had, no, let's get into it. The interviews lined up, right? And then they just stopped. And then when we first found something, nothing. I think there's very powerful people at the museum. And the only people who would interview us after we found something and wanted us to bring it on.

Zanasado. There's Rosanna Scotto on Channel 5. Lovely lady, by the lot. Did you guys go on some German show? Yeah, we went a couple of them. Okay. We went on. That was also pre-bone finding.

Yeah, pre-boned. Dungeon type stuff, dungeon? That's what we thought. Yeah, the one was a little, what was it called bid or bled or something would it be? And then the other one was Galileo, it was like a science change. channel. Huh. They were the most popular channel in Germany.

When the Germans get way into science, everyone like starts getting weird. Yeah, big. Ah, well, I don't know. Yeah, they're not doing too good with that. So how do you split atoms? Yeah, I'm telling them. Way out of the bones. No, the National History Museum definitely has some secrets that we just don't know about.

Let's get into the conspiracies. What do you guys think you've been in deep, in personal with them? So I think that the stuff came in, right? That's what then they had it. it and I had it on I had a conversation with someone recently that in that shipment they know for a fact was a saber-tooth tiger skull holy fuck right this is what you guys telling me he knows for a fact it's in there I'm not gonna say who said it he said I know for a fact it was in there and he also knows for a

fact that there's one of those saber two tiger skulls supposedly in a private collection in Manhattan that they don't have the origin of how they obtained it but they have one so I feel that We're going to find Little bones, pieces here and there But anything worth of like Substance like big pieces

Full attack tusks Things like saber tooth tires Sure face bare things I think they're They're in private collections Right Oh they were stolen And they're giving outs like donors

And shit that are They were given to people I don't think the people Who have them stole them Dollars here's something Yeah I mean a smileodon skulls got to be insane Smilodon's the largest

Of the sabertooth cats I'm so happy I told this guy I know what the fuck he was talking about Yeah you know No, but like a smile down When you're thinking, you know, Sabreto Tiger, like big ass Sabreto Tiger

That's what you're thinking of. Billy Football, you were an idea by you. Yeah. What if we get you and the Billion, not a science guy, bare knuckle brawl for the title, the science guy. I'd rip out his jugular. I think I think you should set that up.

Make some calls and people. How do you guys fight and take the science title? So I think you should have it. I think I'm saying you. I think you should happen. It's actually really scary about how easy it is to kill a person by accident or in your case on purpose

no but like you're shot the fuck out like you need to talk somebody sit on the couch somewhere he's right though an untrained person you hit them the wrong way on the chin or they go on hit their head like done like manslaughter is a lot easier than you think people forget that I had never thought it was hard

you can have killed Jose Canseco it's people slaughtered that like that like his his blood pressure was way too high to be in that ring I don't know how okay yeah well if he right If he had just, like, collapsed and died, would you, like, you wouldn't have been blamed for that. I think R and Ruff and Routy would have been blamed for that. I know, because that guy who shot on the movie set the other day, did you sign any releases to fight?

Dude, I just, just trying to make money. He just shows up. He probably signed a release. You're fine. No, but like the doctor, probably the doctor, the fight doctor. I don't even know who that is. So can you fight Bill and a science guy? No, because it would not be good for anybody.

How do you know he's not out of a character top training hard right now? I don't know. I don't know. He could be. Also, I want to fight on the next Rufferaddy, by the way. Oh, you do? I will, yeah. How much, you're trying to fight like, you got anybody in mind?

No, no, nobody at all. So you probably, do you want me to make a beef? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, beef, we're going to need you to break the thing. You should call out Rosie O'Donnell. I don't think that would be fair. You should fight Rosie O'Donnell on Rough and I started a slubbery thumb wrestling thing. And are you good?

Is it good? Yeah. I want to wrestle the Rock or Rose O'Donnell's my. pinnacles. I got some chode thumbs that are pretty good for thumb wrestling. All right. Among the other things. You want to do a little thumb wrestling? You want to go right now? Let's go. You don't want a really long thumb. No, no, no. The long thumbs can get cut down. You want to freaking. It's not about a bulldog. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought you always need the upper thumb. You are jacked up for 11 a.m. on a Monday. Oh, I'm going for it. It's the new tropics.

Yeah. I woke up. I squatted. I like went hard. Yeah. You know, you got to. I went, I went on the toilet, came right back up, one spot for the day, crushed it. Speaking of you not being allowed in Canada, macro dosing did an episode last week on gangs. Yeah, yes. Are gangs to blame for why you aren't allowed in Canada? Because of my background, I was considered to be a domestic terrorist. Holy shit. Although I am no longer associated or in any illicit gangs, because of my background, I am

considered a domestic terrorist. And since I still have friends that are in that social circle, it kind of puts a damper on it. My profile says good, do we? If you don't mind me asking, is that like an insurrectionist type or like, no, he was, he was, he was not, he was not, the dirty water gone here over here, not an insurrectionist. But like, because, you know, the government's always labeling people as domestic terrorists. It's kind of fucked up. I mean, yeah, it's probably the way if they want to take you out, they don't really. They justify it.

They might say the macrodosians are domestic terrorists. Macadoians. Just because we're thinking outside of the box. They're just Persian? I'm always saying about the box.

You're Persian? You're Persian? I think you guys are Persian. I'm not Persian. Yes. I did watch that episode where they're talking about what is a gang member

doing a day to day? Yeah. I was laughing. I'm sitting on my computer laughing on. They just, they watch stuff. That's about it.

They talk to their friends. What did your gang do on a Tuesday? Um, on average Tuesday, we'd probably sit in a clubhouse play pool. have a couple drinks, hang out, go on a ride somewhere.

That's awesome. Go to a bike night. That's exactly what I would have guessed. When he was hanging out, doing his thing, I'd go and hang out. So I would have all the perks of these guys, but nothing else. Like, I wouldn't, I'd be like going to strip clubs sitting in the front row with these, like, the president and hanging out. And I was nobody. But I got treated like somebody.

It was fantastic. Yeah. I wouldn't recommend being in a gang, but if you can find a friend who's in a gang. It's like a boat Don't buy a boat Have a friend with him And they're like this brother Yes

I like his brother's cool He's not gonna What's stupid Chop shop you running here What just happened? He's so excited The energy from his ears Just blew out

This headphones just blew up Yeah All right It was the energy from the Steve Bison We were carrying through All through anything Nothing to see here folks I'm sure

Yeah Yeah Do you mind Would you give us a little background On what exactly was going on if you if you mind we can totally divert the you don't have to you don't have to which question about gang life specifics uh i was in a motorcycle i was in a motorcycle club we were a 1%

motorcycle club uh and we hung out other 1% motorcycle clubs i won't get into details of names or anything because there's still active clubs um and that's all we got to know that's all we got to go yeah they had a great time at a great time yeah john how fun was it was a it was a blast. I used to go all over the place with these guys, just show up. Yeah. But I was, they always be like, hey, when do you get a motorcycle? I'm like, no, never. Oh, you know, when are you going to join a club?

I'm like, next never. Like, I would never, I would never. Three hours past, never. There was no, I had kids, I had a wife, I had a life going on. We all had kids in life, John. Yeah, but we all did. I didn't have time for that stuff. Mm-hmm. Well, hey, you managed to leave the gang life behind and

start a whole new life as a, Yes, I'm not sure what I was in the sewer diver. My oldest daughter is non-verbal autistic, and that was my main motive factor to get a more simplified life because I, 80% of her caregiving, I do. Yeah. So because of her, you know, she saved my life. Otherwise, it'd be deader in jail by now.

Possibly probably wouldn't have these bones here and be on the podcast. Yeah, 100%. That's, yeah, you're a very interesting life. A Jersey boy who made right. I live in a life. Yeah. What was that you were saying? you were trying to get some jersey

celeb on the podcast and like his PR person was like well he loves Jersey guys who have made right or something like he made it right it was a Pesci Joe Pesci Oh okay yeah So I mean every morning from like six to seven I didn't have my coffee because the kids are in a wake yet

And I have five kids Yeah so any kind of quality quiet time I can get it's usually that time of day So I will message Everyone and their mother To see who I can get onto our podcast Yeah. So I'm just silly messaging people, cold calls, cold messaging, looking for sponsorships. I do from 6 to 7. We're working on Dice Clay currently. We keep harassing it. He actually, we commented on his post, and he likes it.

So I don't think he reads him. I think he just likes him. I don't know. But we're slowly working a way there. Yeah, yeah, I know. I've been following him on Instagram. And recently his thing has been like he's just walked around the streets in New York pretending to be retarded. And it's actually kind of. funny. I mean, it's not... Wait, you know a person? You don't know him. No, no, I don't. I don't know him personally. I know he used to be like the... I know of him. The number one comedian, but yeah. My dad definitely knows him. You're done. Your dad's a coxman. Cool fucking guy. He's the man. Happy father's day. Yeah. He's on security guard. Nah, that's all right. It's cool. I know these guys. I'm supposed to be here. He's, uh, he's an example of a comedian that like

created a character then just became that character. Sort of like Larry the cable guy too because because that like his whole dice clay character just used to be one bit of his stand-up routine but then he was like I'm getting the most laughs doing this and then just leaned in John Travolta made that his whole act singing and stuff yeah in beginning we saw my elder brother Dave and saw him at a place in jersey for open opian anthony was a thing yeah they had a big comedy skit we went to watch them is dice clay's real name uh no no i'm i'm looking I think Zimmerman or Silverstein

Silverstein yeah yeah that sounds good Yeah Samsonite That's it Hmm way off So wanton Would you like to join a gang? No I think I'm past that phase

In my life But I would still I would like to have at least one friend in a gang In case shit ever hits the fan Because it's right now in my life I don't really If like if I'm being threatened I need some backup

I mean most of my friends I go to not going to be much help. Well, you could call us. Okay, yeah, yeah. If I were you, I'd get someone who's in militia. So it's an all-around good person. Militia.

If shit gets real crazy, call him. If someone just scratches your car, call him. Should we start a militia? But like, we got to make sure we don't get, like, all the bad stuff for like the bad connotations in militia. So like what? Like, you know, like the, please do tell. Well, once a month, the once every two months, we're going to help somebody, that elderly or like, like, like, I think the Oklahoma City Bomber was like sort of in

a militia. Wait. Have, did you watch that thing? I think it was Netflix. Ted Kaczynski. Yeah. Uh, did you watch that Netflix talk about Waco? Yeah. Yeah. And then how he was there, Oklahoma City Bomber was there selling t-shirts. Yeah. Anti-Semite white supremacy t-shirts at the, the fairgrounds of Waco.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think he was inspired by those guys. He was there for it. Well, the, so when we were diving into it, like the big thing is the ATF was pissed because these guys were making guns and shit and selling them. And they beat their asses. It was like tax revenue type shit. They're like they're making so much money that we can't get a cut of because they're like

arms dealing basically and that's what you don't fuck with the man's money. Yeah. That's it. You can be a criminal just don't be a better one than that. I was after in the beginning of March and I went to the area where the house was, Waco. Very sombering, very surreal. Yeah. There's nothing there now. The dude was

fucking everyone's wives though. I mean like, make him a bad guy. No, no, but That makes him a cult leader. I feel like every cult, the cult leader ends up banging everyone's lives. This is going to sound sexist, but the only one that ends up staying in those cults are the women because they start banging everyone's wives and the dudes are like, fuck this. He didn't start that cold. He took that call over.

Dude, you just fucked my wife. I'm out of here. Someone like the lady ran and he took it over from her. Oh, he didn't start the cult. So was she bang all the husbands? No. But he came there and then she passed away. He took it over.

Hold on. Is there anywhere in the United States or in the world where there's a, female ran cult and that she's banging the husbands. I'm sure there is. There was in The Last of Us. Yeah. Wait, she was?

Well, I don't think she was banging all the husbands, but she was the leader of that. She was the dictator. Yeah. Doesn't mean, but I want to know, I want to know.

In that case, for me to be a cult, I don't know if she's going to bang me to go up the ranks. Yeah. I mean, I'm sure there's a lot of female. This got to be some sort of Amazonian type thing. Well,

I'll climb on like a jungle. Yeah, actually. Oh, let's go. Oh, let's go. Let me do a pull up. Yeah, that's my language now.

Vice wrote an article and the headline is just, yes, there are woman-led cult. Oh, if Vice says, it has to be true. It's got to be, it's legit then. Like, I'm going to go and be like a mole. I'm going to go seek them out and go and get into one. Hey. Sorry, they're banging me. Yeah, part of the job.

Oh, no, I just got. Teal Swan is the name of a woman cult leader. She's a, make sure they don't kill the men at the end of it or someone. She can be like, stop looking at me, Swan. The cult leader just, you know, had sex with me. couple times, but it was the cult that was under a spell. I don't know what happened. It was in me or mouth was so sorry.

I don't know what happened. It tied me down. You guys are fucked up. You're only Jesus. Yeah. Teal swans and you're I think those bones could get us into a cult, no problem. Yeah, we should make a bone cult.

A bone cult, we should like a bone cult militia, like, you know, well, covering all your bones, you are. Say what you want about Billy. He's efficient. Oh, yeah, we get a bone called militia. Macro boning. Yeah, macro, yeah, we get a macro boning, bone called militia. That sounds like baby dick to me.

Guns, bones, okay. Bone thugs. Bone thugs. I don't know. They were sort of a bone called. Who told you no capture. We just worship the bones in the river. That would be pretty cool.

I don't know about that. But what if there's like giant bones, I literally think that there's giants in the natural history museum, like giant. We still have your giant bones you brought. Yeah, but. Yeah, it's hanging in our trailer.

You want that back? No, no, you can keep it. All right. It's actually not ours. Can I have the rest of the skeleton so I can put it together? Oh, you got to talk to John. He's,

all right. He's, he's around. All right. But I have to agree with you. I think there is giants. No, I definitely think that the natural history museum is hiding, like, crazy prehistoric creatures from us.

Yeah, but I remember when we were actually searching for bones in the East River, I think John asked you, like, why would they hide that from us? Like, why don't think of our fragile little minds? I can understand the government trying to hide UFOs from us, but like, why would they want to hide that, like, oh, yeah, giant humans existed at some point. I feel like that would just, it's not going to cause, like, mass riots like, around the world. but I think cool for people to know it caused a lot of questions hey Billy did you jump on the bandwagon of the smoke was all done on purpose to hide aliens flying over us oh no I was saying

that aliens are like they were we're fighting off the aliens uh in the sky and they just did a smoke screen so we can't see you think the will Smith was there maybe my theory was they were smoking us to make us taste better when they eat us soon yeah I delicious jersey jerk this is very fun because I smoked uh my first pork shoulder over the weekend for father's day That's funny. My phone didn't ring. Did yours? No, it's so weird. You wouldn't have been there for that. It looked horrible. No, I was just pissing off like meat

Twitter. It was so funny. Me, Twitter. All right. Like, those guys get real sensitive. Oh, my God. I mean, I mean, the pulled pork was fine. Like, we ate it. It was edible. It was edible. But, like, everyone was just getting so goddamn mad. But were you doing that on purpose? Like, that was you

actually just trying to cook a good pork book. You know, $15 try to do it eight hours. It's activity, you know, to try to get done, did it. You know, I'm not going to be perfect. It's my first one. I mean, but the, the amount of people I got so angry was so funny. So you went into it, not striving for perfection. You were like mediocrity, I will settle for it. No, well, kind of. I was going into it. I was like, hey, I'm going to try my best. All right. I mean, we'll get there. It'll get cooked. Um, it was also, it was three point five pounds. Hopefully no one gets

to trigonosis. Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, eight hours in. Yeah, you're fine. Where I went wrong was it was too, I like got the fire going too well and you know it really started heat up. So like about three hours in, I was trying to keep it around 250. You called your dad for help. He seemed like he's a man of knowledge. He probably could smoke him. No, no.

Well, I was trying to do it so he got a new smoker and I was trying to do it for Father's Day and you know. He got disappointed him. I didn't disappoint him. He didn't see, you know, he was asleep when I was smoking and I usually smoking my father's asleep as well. Yeah. I spoke With my father.

I mean, I'll send you the photos. I just don't think you put enough seasonings on. I don't think it was really seasoned at all. It didn't need meat. It didn't need it. I don't understand why. You get whiter? Like, it didn't need seasoning.

It didn't need like, yeah. When I make meat, like, I want to taste the meat. I don't want to, like, feel like I'm eating like, what? Something else, you know? What? I just, I just sent you the photos down muscle tend. I like to make the meat talk. You can take a look.

I like to make the meat talk. Oh, John, John. I was getting vinegar on it. But that's fucking disgusting. It didn't burn. Well, thank God. I mean. Plus,

I noticed you have the char right underneath it, too. That you're supposed to offset it. I'm going to be honest, I did that on purpose to piss off me Twitter. Okay. That's what I would say if I was backpedaling. I did to make everyone upset. No, baby,

I blocked you to piss you off. Not so you can't track me. No, I was trying to piss off me Twitter because the interactions are insane. This is how you do the internet, boys. Reynolds rap or is this like a store Brentle of McPhil Reynolds Reynolds who was Reynolds okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay

okay see money's no object in the Play football what did you use Uh Gedge on set Hickory It was it was popcorn wood Was it pecan wood No no it was just kind of wood for smoking

I just getting it done just getting the charcoal I see that you did get it done I just got it done you know You got it in like you know Donnie did you eat any of this meat? No I did not Did you give a plate to anybody else Yes I ate it

I gave it to my family and everyone liked it. When I was in Waco, a big thing is people give plates to people, especially if you donate wood to that person to cook that meal, they'll eat a plate. And how many times you've been to Waco? More than you want to know.

I was there for like two weeks. He took court research for the next level. But we bet this guy that was working for us. So did you plan a whole trip to Waco just because you're like, oh, it's the one spot in the U.S. Like I've always wanted to see. No, my buddy and I, we were doing Why are you going? We were doing some real estate stuff out there. Oh, yeah.

Okay. Johnny flipping houses over here And we're big things are coming to Waco by the way Big things are coming to Waco How far are they from Austin? So I heard San Antonio's the new Austin Austin's I was I went to San Antonio for a rodeo When I was there

That was awesome And Nelly performed at the rodeo It was Fantastic I heard about that I think maybe Arian was at that Or something

Oh yeah Yeah No he was Yeah he was telling us about it Any of you guys listening to want to look at it. You check my Instagram out, John Ganimal. Selfless plug. It's on there.

I have clips of it. It's really cool stuff. The clientele that were at the rodeo, it blew my mind because when we first showed up, you'd expect everyone there. You knew girls and cowboy outfits and guys that looked just like they're supposed to be a rodeo. And then as soon as like 9.30, 10 o'clock happened when Nellie was supposed to come on, the clientele shifted.

you're like This is weird Can you imagine Where the hell I don't? Arenas talking about your two pairs of Air Force ones

Now doing Rodeos And Rodeos are sick I get that But you're not You're not Selling out arenas

Dude I've been I've been to a couple Very authentic Rodeos On July 4th The past couple years And they really are just like It's like

It's like an experience Do you think You can write a bowl For eight seconds I like to think I can Can I set that up Okay He's in

Yeah I need a helmet and a... Fuck you, you got a helmet. No, I need a helmet. You ain't getting nothing. No, because the one thing I think about

while riding the bull is getting impaled on the horn and in my eyeball. I'll get you a cow. We'll start with a cow first. Okay. Yeah, right a cow. The worst is slamming the ground

getting the wind knocked out of and then the bull trampling you right down. No, but like the leg... You're not going to last eight seconds. Hitting, hitting the ground is something more accustomed to. I think that's like... Do you do a lot of stumbling in your life?

No, no. You know, just like, I, like, I like, can hit the ground well. I fall well. If I have one talent, I hit the ground well. That's something that, you know, people... Do you imagine an interview? So, Billy, what do you feel when your qualities are?

I can hit the ground well. No, yeah, yeah. What's your hitting down? Like, in a job, maybe? I can fall very well. You're supposed to hit the ground running. Not me. Right on the ground.

No, I got to stay there. Hit it well. No, why? When I ride the mechanical bull in Vegas? You can get back up and shut it off. 38 seconds. I wrote the mechanical bowl in Vegas, and they shut the machine. Yeah, they were like, they were trying to knock them off.

Everyone else I was with, like, 15 people, got knocked off in seconds. What's your secret? I got six seconds. 360 pounds is a fucking. Also a shit ton of Mali. Oh. We changed the price of Mali that weekend. We single-handedly bought out the Mali in Vegas that weekend.

There was 39 of us. And on Sunday night, we wanted more. They're like, there is no more. We're trying to get more from wherever they get out. Yeah. And then when they finally got more Monday night, they changed the price. They doubled it. So quick, quick question.

You guys sound like you do a lot of Mali. How do you recover? Like, I would never touch it because I hear. hear that the recovery is insane. We got the IB and the oxygen the next day. But that's not going to replenish the serotonin. Yeah. No, you're a little sad. You said. Yeah, no, I was, I was, I was, no, you, you saved the sadness for the flight home. Yeah, you're crying at home. So the whole time, you're having a great time. You keep pumping that serotonin back into your system. And then finally you crash. You've never had Molly? I don't plan on it. He's, yeah, he's kind of

If you were, Donnie, you ever get wet, buddy? Yeah, yeah, of course. So when, of course, I'm fully. When me and PFT did Molly at Hong Kong Sevens, this was all on tape, it was PFT's idea to film the whole thing. But so we did Molly, we had a blast at Hong Kong Sevens, and he helped on the flight back to the U.S. And I had promised my girlfriend, I would go to a John Mayer concert with her.

How did you cry? This was after like two days and just non-stop partying. And I was, I had no, like, I had no more. serotonin. So I tried to get out of it, but I was like, no, I already, I already committed. So we went and it was the saddest John Mayer concert of my life. I don't think I smiled once the entire time. But your soul did. And like, everyone's there and they're with their girlfriend and they're like making out during the songs. And I was just like staring. Like I had like a 500-yard stare that he's soulless. And it was rough. Like I literally, I couldn't, I mean, John Mayer concert sounds like a pretty

happy time. I couldn't smile once. Someone argue, it won't be? Yeah, I don't even think I was like holding hands with my girlfriend. I just walked in. You should have to make a Molly going into the concert. You should react. Yeah, at some point you have to call it quits. Hair of the dog. So my buddy's, you know,

I'm a new tropic guy, biohacker type. So like, they wanted like a post Molly like vitamin regimen to like get them back regular. It turns out 5HTP is, we'll get you right. But you got to make sure you take it long enough after the Molly where you don't get serotonin poisoning.

Oh, you can get poisoning for this? Yeah. Magnesium, I think, helps too. Yeah. It also helps not being a bitch. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You just have to deal with, hey.

Yeah. There's going to be one day where I get it. I just have no happiness in my life. But hey, you just have to grin and bear it. Being a father of five, I encountered those days. Last year in my day. Yeah. With the Miami last year from birthday took it in Miami and I took a whole gram of it over

24 hours and let's just had a great time doing it but then I flew home two nights later and I was by my wife was on a business trip for the week after and I was by myself and every single day all day long I was just crying like just uncontrollly watched commercial about like like a serial commercial thought of my kids started crying then like was doing walking down the street started crying for no reason I just I just work out until I felt good again that that would be my I think that else good then we do it then we don't Friday. Let's figure this out. No, I'm not doing, I'm never doing, Molly.

I don't know why. I'll get some primo shit. I know a guy. I could, you know, the thing is, I don't, like, the thing is the, the, I rather just stay level. I can have enough fun, you know, without it. I don't need to together or something. Peiote?

Yeah. I would do ayahuasca. We have to do the party thing. You got a, that's like, that's like, you need a shaman, you need, like, my buddy Bedeem did that. He went to Peru. How do you, how do you, how do you, how do you fucking love it. He said it's one of the biggest, I recommend you do it.

It's life-changing. But also, Ibegain is even better. Yeah. Ibrahimine, yeah. Dude, it's illegal in the United States because it actually works and makes alcoholics not drink anymore.

Hero addicts. It's fucked up. That's the type of shit. Like, why is that illegal? Why is it? Yeah. Because they want people to binge on all this stuff to make more money.

Dude, what the fuck's in the basement of the natural history? Bigger's a drug dealer in the country? I began. Yeah. I've been hearing a lot about that. It's legit. Wait, so is that,

is that legal in some states? or is it just like it's legal in everywhere except the United States like in freaking Portugal and all the like Spain Portugal is decriminalized hard narcotics for years so they're just fucking hitting everyone with Ibegain I went to Portugal one summer and at the time I was with somebody else and she's like be careful what they offer you in the bathrooms

I'm like don't tell me how to do my drugs I'm a grown-ass man right so people are like hey hey it's not New Yorker and they're offering you fucking heroin sniffing keys all over the place it's not coke it's fucking heroin you're like whoa whoa what that fuck was this Dad, why is everyone sniffing the keys? It's weird.

But yeah, they decriminalized out there. So you go to the bar and people are not shy. They're part of the John Malkovich. Oh. Yeah, it was a good time. They need to do that in New York and they make injection fucking places so that like all these people are doing it in one place and not on the street. And then kill bomb it.

If I'm not mistaken. Yeah, you're cool. I think you can overdose on Ibigan, though. If I'm not mistaken, if I'm not done properly. I'm not sure of the specifics, but it definitely... The man can't even smoke meat. One of them I do drugs? Yeah, don't tell me that.

Cratum is, like, legal in the U.S. And they were saying that it's very useful to get people off of painkillers and pills. But then, like, yeah, but now there's a lot of people just completely. I got every 15 men's going to beg a crate him. Dude, so I was at my bodega. You have your own bodega? Well, he's like, he's my guy. You know, like, you got a guy.

You got your bodega. He's like, hey, this is where I buy beer. This is why I buy, you know. That's where you slip and fall. I'm getting right back up. Yeah. No, no. So I'm talking to my bodega guy.

And he's like, I'm always asking about all like the new weird supplements, cratum. How can my dick get hard? Yeah, no, they have a vape for that now. They have a, they have a horny babe. You hit it and you get a boner. I was like, whoa, also lung cancer. I was like, this is, this is crazy. This is hilarious.

Like rhino pills. So I'm talking about cradle. Name dropped. Dick Honey's the best. He was rhino pills. Yeah, I'm like, black mumbus. Yeah. I'm like, yo, he's got this whole case of cratum, like a whole like shelf front.

it's like so much it's like almost a head shop of just crate I'm like do people come in and buy this and he's like yeah dude I have six customers every day consistently sometimes 20 people a day

coming to buy creative we should buy it all and do a crateam angel and he said when they came in they'd be like scratching and tweaking like they need their fix

yeah I'm like what does that do to your serotonin levels probably terrible is a crate of epidemic going on yeah no one's talking about

you heard of your first no so my actually I've tried it My god mother, my god brother's sober and she like helps sober people and helps people get off drugs. And she was telling me that there's this woman that she's coming to her and turns out she's addicted to cratum. She can't stop taking the shots of cratom. Like she's doing three a day and she can't stop. And when she stops, she starts like tweaking out like she is on heroin.

That's how KB is. KB was addicted to Kv. Yeah, like really like bad. Can you imagine going to a meeting? It still might be actually. Hi, I'm addicted to the cratom. You ever suck dick, crate him? he doesn't like to talk about it anymore but uh he might still be on the crate

maybe we should on the sauce he's looking big though he's like yeah well i think it's like hey would you rather be addicted to cratum or painkillers i feel like crate him might be a safer alternative because it is made from plants it's like it's a so it's hard on drug and cocaine yeah it's all right and marijuana i was talking about the pills easy there yeah that's in this natural form yeah but i'm just going to say marijuana is way too strong young men smell smoking too much marijuana and going nuts, like, you need your brains be totally developed. Who the fuck is going to nuts? I've seen a lot of, I go to bed.

For mental issues, it's going to exacerbate it. I know. I think I'm just, like, the thing is I've seen a couple dudes pop off in college because they had predispositions and it's just like, what the fuck? Or like, maybe that's a lot of stress from like college and. Yeah, but like they like, yeah, they go off the defense. College girls are very mean. Yeah.

Yeah. But I mean, I, I bet, you know, it's 100% like recreation. good for a lot of people. Some of the strains nowadays are way too strong. Like I'll smoke one to be like I feel like legally Yeah. Legally impaired. They make pharmaceuticals now.

We were talking about this the other day. They make a drug to make weed less strong. Like it blocks the cannibal. I guess like I was talking about that. That's taking one drug to do another. I've done it before but as far as all goes, drink orange juice to do ketamine. Like I'll do a little extra for that. But take a drug to smoke weed. It seems like a little bit of a stretch. So everyone's talking about how ketamine, is it ketamine therapy.

Yeah. It's huge. I'll get, I'll get like ads for that on my Instagram. Really? I've never done ketamine. I can't be flipped through in high school. Ketamine and ecstasy at the same time. Is that when you walk to?

Yeah, so. Oh, it's terrible. Yeah. He comes home. He's fucked. He's wrecked. I'm looking at. I'm like, you are not leaving.

He's like, don't tell me what to do. I'm like, just hang out at home, big guy. You don't need to go out. He goes, well, I really need to go get a crave case in White Castle. I'm like, no, sit down. So I lock him in his bedroom So I go outside I have a cigarette

I'm on the phone Come back inside I open his bedroom With a glass of water Fucker ain't there He went out the window Now I didn't think it was possible Because he's not exactly Schveld

But I am Schveld He came back Four hours later With a grave case Half gone Like where the fuck I walked to White Castle It's 16 miles away

Holy fuck That's right Yeah Well 81 A1 way It sounds like some solid Exercise though Yeah

And it was drive-thor only also. I'm not, I don't quite remember how I got the crave case, but I still got it, yeah. Let's go. I haven't had White Castle in forever. Don't. I'm craving some right now. It'll ruin your day. Yeah.

Ketamine will, it makes it your motor functions go to shit. It's hard to walk on that stuff. It takes you much, yeah. It's horse tranquilizer, right? Yeah. Dude, what's up with the English in that shit? The Scottish, the Irish, they love fucking ketamine. They like doing Ketamine.

They just love drugs. Yeah, I think that's what it is. The Brits, yeah. We did a podcast with a guy from Ireland, and he loved everything about cocaine. All his friends loved everything about cocaine. Cocaine was like their vitamin. Well, is it safe over there still? They get through Africa, which is wild.

If you look at the drug smuggling for European. I don't really sit around and look at drug smuggling. No, I just like, you know, where they get their weed from the Himalayas type shit. You know what it is? Because I'm doing the drugs. I don't look where they're coming from. I'm just like. You're like all sober.

Where do they come from? The hash is better over. I was in Morocco and Barcelona a couple years ago. The hash is way better over there. You're very well traveled. Yeah. You know, get around. You're Waco.

I'm going to Vegas. Oh, you're going to Vegas? Yeah. Oh, this fucking story. So I actually, uh, this might, I went to Vegas and didn't gamble a single time. Why? Because I was just like trying to prove something to myself. That you had control?

That I was like, I'm going to go there for a weekend. But I had 64 hookers, though. And they all spit on me. They gambled for me. But, like, dude, like, Vegas is so awesome. Like, the food is amazing. I'm not gambling either. I'm going to have all my time.

I'm going to get high and stay by the pool. I think it's just like a giant shopping mall. Yeah, it's fun, dude. Like, like, you can get, like, a freaking coffee. Like, you're in France when you go to Paris, France. Like, you know, like, the different casinos. Oh, yeah, you can go to the Venetian. It's like you're in Venice.

Yeah, you just, like, pretend you're in a bunch of different countries. It's like, if you, like, get in the right line set. You go to Jim Grand, you pent a lion. It's great. Yeah, right mindset, packed the right outfits. You could be in a different country every couple hours. Speaking of Vegas, the best place to go in Vegas. The Aria Hotel I was there a couple years ago.

Fantastic. I'm trying to figure out which... That's where Portnoy stays, I think. It's so awesome. The smell alone, they pump this fragrance inside the hotel and the casino and everything. It's one of the best smells ever. I still have the shampoo conditioner and once in a while, and I'm a good mood all. You start telling me a little bit and smell it in the shower.

Just to get myself back in the Don't they also like pump in 100% Pure oxygen? Yeah, pure oxygen because it keeps people away And they can gamble more What's a fire hazard that is? You can't even breathe oxygen

No, they don't pump in pure oxygen But they pump in sense They pump in stuff Well, the Henderson M Resort Casino is the number one casino Around Vegas And the Tropicana was

But the M Resort Casino That's the number one place to go in Vegas Let them know the big whales Is that just for gambling or is that staying, too? Staying everything. They have spas. Amazing steakhouse.

That's off the strip, right? Yeah, it's off the strip, but it is the best, 100%. You don't need you anywhere else. Nowhere else. Just the M Resort in Henderson. But if I'm going to Vegas, I want to stay on the strip. No, no. I do.

You want to go to Henderson. Maybe if we say their name enough, they'll send the four months there. You want to go to Fremont Street. That's where the real culture is. M Resort. The real ketamine is. A great Penn property at M Resort, Henderson. That's where we're going.

Keep saying it. Henderson. Let's the four of us do a podcast there. Yeah, we should. We should 100%. No gambling. Just hookers. No, we're going to gamble a lot.

Only in the M resort. Mm-hmm. They have some great blackshark in Las Vegas, Nevada. Oh, yeah. And she set a calendar date and have them give us a room to the podcast out of it. I would think maybe like barstool casino would be the best. That is the barstole casino. That's the best.

That's why in the M is. I see. I was wondering what it was going. I knew how to be a self-esteem. plug. I'm not a small man, Jenny, but that sounded like a plug. But hey, it looks incredible. A bunch of other resorts. Yeah. But the Am Resort.

They're like decking in. Look off. I bet you guys can't name which city in the U.S. does the most cocaine. Hold on. You, you will not, you will not be able to guess. I don't think you could pick the state or have the city with it. Is it per capita? You can, you can try to guess the state.

Idaho. No. No. Not. Not. Wisconsin. Albuquerque, New Mexico. Very close.

Phoenix, Arizona. Wisconsin was close. Oh, Minneapolis. Kansas? Nope. Chicago? Nope. Illinois?

Nope. South Dakota. No. No. Sioux Falls. Nope. I'm going where there's a big, big reservations. First, try to guess the state, and then you can narrow down the city.

Fargo. No. Iowa. Ohio. Nope. Kansas over. Nope. Montana.

Montana. Nope. All right, you got to tell us now. Michigan. Yes. That's the state now. And I'm here. Nope.

It's all the Michigan. It's flat pros. It's like. Traverse City, Michigan. Traverse City. I can see that now. Why it would be? Yeah.

Where is that? Is it on the water? It's way up north. It is on the water. That's why. Can we do a podcast there? There so they have access to it first. And yeah, it's wild.

It's awesome there. I love that place. It's a real numbing experience. I have a TV in September, but that's not from that. When it comes to cocaine, use Traverse City ranked number one with 23.8% of its population. A fourth of the cities on Coke? Yes. They must have some of the most productive chamber of commerce you've ever seen in the fucking country.

Yeah. Just banging stuff out. Do you ever read the study? I thought it'd be someplace close to the border. They dropped LSD over San Francisco, the government did, to see what kind of effects it would have. and it slowed down chamber commerce by four minutes. That's it. Wait,

so, but how did they drop it? They dropped it over the city. Dropped like a cloud of LSD? Let's dive. Let's dive. Yeah, because there was a town in Europe.

They did that. Like something got into the food or water or something. They dropped LSD over the city of San Francisco in the 60s, I believe. The Blotter Barn. The CIA, a bunch of assholes. I know. They can just give it to people.

They were talking it. acid tests the acid tests were a series of parties held by wait yeah i've heard about those ken kisi wait no they dumped lSD over the city i mean how do you do that is it just like one of those planes that put out fires and you just like they're doing chem trails but don't get the chem trails don't do it uh it's when the CIA ran an LSD sex house in San Francisco I what are you Googling I'm I'm googling what you're saying the legacy of CIA secret LSD experiments on America I'm not seeing

I mean I think there were some government agents slipping it into people's drinks maybe some like the Bill Cosby edition of CIA yeah they were like doing like whore houses and giving the the John called working girls since I'm sorry sorry

Charles Manson yeah also was involved in that they were giving him to get to his people and Ted Kaczynski he was a Harvard grad he was getting dosed up by LSD and Coley's dad a former co-podcast host who was on this podcast

his dad was part of MK Ultra Holy shit Yeah he was He was he know the Winter Soldier I don't know But he said he was dose His father was dosed up No he knows a summer sailor

Now he His dad may have just willingly chose to just be like I'm gonna do some LSD And then Tells his mom It's part of the work Who's the government He told he told the story once

Maybe he got dosed while he was with a hooker, and he couldn't say that out loud. So, oh, yeah, I was part of the program. I was working for him. But really, he was, like, bearing his beak and a hooker, tripping his balls off. Oh, boy. That's the first thing I got when LSD in the sex house. Yeah. The government, yeah, they did use to experiment with it a lot.

Getting back to Traverse City being the hub of cocaine use in America. Now, could that just be their, just the honest, the most honest city? So they tell these people to do the interview? that they do cope. Michigan. Meanwhile, around here, we're like, no, absolutely not. Michigan's one, I, there's a lot, so isn't, uh, isn't fucking, uh, Kirk Cousins from Michigan?

I don't know, but pretty sure Kirk Cousin checks out. He looks like he could be from Michigan. I don't know. How does one look when they're from Michigan? Yeah, I don't know. Maybe even Minnesota. Yeah, no, but he, Kirk Cousin is from, oh, Illinois. Never mind.

Okay. Michigan, man. Yeah, I would have assumed it'd be someplace. close to the border but it is it is close to the canadian border so maybe and those canucks man well yeah isn't like isn't that like canas decriminalize all drugs Canada yeah i think Vancouver has uh they took their guns too they took their guns and then the the drugs got uh how that works yeah Vancouver legalized shrooms and now you can just like go to the store and get you know real Seattle too right Seattle and and and yeah some places in

Oregon yeah my guy delivers well i mean it it's so weird how in New York they just sell shroom bars over the counter Those aren't shrooms. Yeah, but those like I don't know. I've tried them and sometimes it does not feel like shrews. So that like those are kind of scary because you don't know exactly I make my own homemade chocolates if you guys want, let me know.

Okay. We'll talk off there. No, that you'll do. We'll talk off there. Yeah. But those those chocolate bars, I think it's synthetic like DMT is what I heard. I don't think it's DMT. I've heard it's like, like a synthetic yeah it could be like a

synthetic psilocybin and everyone tweaks out on them and that's the whole point a lot of people there yeah John Rich tweaked out over the weekend yeah you did we should get him in here

and ask him about tweaking well he was just saying he was like it wasn't fun it wasn't like I was tripping on shrooms it was just like my brain stopped working and like you like that would be tweaking

he couldn't complete like a full sentence and he was like I just felt like sounds like Salvia he's like I felt like 10 times dumber than I normally feel and it was not fun.

I never feel dumb. Yeah. So when I trip, my trips are like a great time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Painful, spiritual. Yep. They're the best. So I like to, I don't like to party on shrooms. I like to work out and like do shit. Hit the ground running. Yeah. Yeah. Microdosing. Yeah. Like go hiking.

Oh, yeah. Sweat going. Because I know if you're like working out like your brain's in the right place. I don't microdosing. Just feel great. I go hard. I got to go with an ex-girlfriend. Like, we were fighting bad. And what was the, was penis envy?

Yeah. I took. That's the good stuff. An eighth of penis envy. What the fuck is? Yeah. Well, so. Pines envy, it's one of the strongest shrooms.

It's actually one of your fans handed me some after the live show. It's a great visual one. So we both take it and we are not in the right mindset to take any kind of shrooms, any kind of things like that. And she describes it as she was writhing in her skin and it was terrible, worst trip of her life. Meanwhile, I felt like Constantine fighting off demons in my bed. I thought it was a great time. I saw fucking full-blown dragons above me.

Dragons. He was so cool. Meanwhile, I'm thinking... No, like demon-dragon kind of things. Were they like scary-looking dragons? You're like, oh, shit, that's a specimen. Well, it depends who was looking at it, but you were me.

I thought they were awesome. Does that dragon work out? So I look at it and then I'm thinking, I saved this woman's life all night. I'm a hero. No, she was still mad at me. it did nothing for our fight I took a half-founce one time

but I made it into tea so I concentrated it and I've taken half-founce before and tripped my balls up but over time it hit me this was I started tripping within nine minutes of drinking the tea and I was full trip within 15 minutes

and I'm in my bathroom freaking out because I just watched the documentary of that the ants that eat the certain mushroom and they go back to their thing and they blow up and the scores go over me do anything. Oh, the cordyceps? Yeah, so I thought I ate the wrong type of mushroom and I'm

gonna die and infect the world. Do you be like, yes? So I'm freaking out. Yeah, I'm freaking out in the bathroom. My wife's telling me you're, you're all right, you're fine. I'm like, I need to throw up. I need to throw up. And meanwhile, I put a shit ton of fresh ginger in the tea. So I'm not pukin. That stuff stocks for pukin. Yeah. So I'm trying everything. I'm drinking activated charcoal. I'm doing all the types of shit. And finally, within 20 minutes, she comes in and She has old kimchi from the back of this fridge, and she puts that in my face, and I just start hurling the toilet. But it's way too late, though.

It's already in my system. She's just running a rag. It's already in my system. Drop the big man. I just land the best of four for three hours, stripping my balls off, thinking I was going to infect the world. Did you end up having fun eventually? Or did you terrify the whole time?

It was a horrifying experience, but I took it as it still was an experience. Yeah. So, good or bad. It was all right. But I didn't infect the world And I'm here with you guys Yeah Fantastic you crushed it

You're not gonna infect the world I think that's been proven That quartercepts will not make well If the world gets warmer Yeah I saw that If the world gets warmer If I get into the water If I dive next I might rise sea levels

By the way I think I fucking I think I heard ghosts down there I'm serious Now it's so we say that Because a lot of divers in the hardboat you'll be diving and you feel like something's watching you. Yeah. Especially under certain peers that have like, we dove Alice Island.

Yeah. You're down there on certain sides of the island. You feel something watching you. And they just toss bodies over when they die coming in. Little Irish children. That's making real. I'm not going back there. Little Italian kids, you got thrown over.

For the first day on the island, they're like, you can't go anywhere on attended. You can't take photos. You can't, a whole bunch of rules you can't do. Day two, I'm going through all the buildings, all on video. I went to the morgue. I went to where they burned people. Wow. I took a bottle where that was like in,

like it was like in, like it in bombing fluid or something from the morgue and actually gave it to A.C. Slate. He's the basis for the misfits. He's like, I'll collect oddities. I'm like, oh, do you? And they're bad dope. That's pretty dope. Collecting oddities.

Yeah. That's some like... I mean, you could do that, buddy. I'm going to collect smoky meat. Yeah. I'm going to collect some oddities. I don't know. I'm going to my bones.

Hey, I'm going to collect some oddities. So, hey, they're just collecting. It's not stealing. It's collecting. It's collecting. Um, no, when we were at the bottom of that, when I was at the bottom of that river, I was like, I was talking about it to, uh, my buddy recently. I was like, yeah, when I was down there, like, I, like, felt like there were a bunch of other people down with you. Like, almost like I was in a crowd. Well, there was a crowd of people watching you. Like up there. I know what I was talking about. There's certain places you'll hit the bottom and you feel like you're being watched. Yeah. Like, but not just like one. You feel like you're in the center of a, yeah. I got what I was like in a circle.

yeah it was like everyone's like everyone's like don't be down here it's not safe what the fuck are you doing down here like all of us got killed by the mob and you're down here yeah like what's why are you here we got thrown in with what concrete slabs yeah I was down there it was very why does he get a lead and I got concrete

bullshit how does he get an oxygen mask can we just shit but anyways I know exactly it's a lot of got not people have been there said that yeah it's very wild definitely one of the best experiences of my life just like the guy who went deeper than you

how does he feel well he one foot deeper and I don't think even went there because he doesn't talk about the people looking at him. I have way too much going on down there to worry about like ghosts looking at me. I was worried about my ears. My ears drums

were about to burst. The current was so goddamn strong. I couldn't feel my fingers or my toes because it was so cold. I was trying to find a mammoth bone. There was just too much going on for me to worry about ghosts. I was going to be honest. I got down there and I was like, I was looking around and I was trying to hold onto the rope and make sure I didn't get fucking

blown 100 yards down the river and I was like yeah you know what it's uh I'm glad I'm here but I'm not looking for any bones right now I'm trying to survive I got a rock like uh like I see it I'm here there's a bunch of people looking at me who don't exist and I'm going back to the surface can you people help me where the bones have you seen bones they're trying to show you where they were right here there's a huge imagine there's a huge skeleton down there and like we were diving like right next to it we just didn't see it I would have saw it, dude. Maybe you guys come out in the warmer weather now with us. I'm down, no, a hundred percent. A follow-up trip. Yeah, yeah, I'm 100% down. I recently went free diving.

So that was that was awesome. Yeah, down in the Bahamas. That was tough. I mean, maybe 20 feet, but you have, you got to just take a deep breath, dive down. While you're diving down, you got to be equalizing. And then we're using these spears that just have a big rubber band. So then you get down there, you need to cock the spear, which is hard. I still have like a scar right here from just cocking it all the way back and then you got to aim and shoot so just that that was tough but like towards I got one kill but it was served on a platter for me I had a lot of misses can you look at your lips and say you cocked it back hard again cocked it back real hard yeah yeah I had a lot of misses just like point blank so I I got to work on my aim but I think

if I had two more days I could call myself work on the aim yeah dude I love swimming on the water. What else would you swim? So curiosity. You know, with your head above water. No, no, like, it's one of those things I just love. Like, when I was a kid, like, there's this dock. And if anyone, like, drop something, I'd be down there, like, looking at, like, I just

felt at home underneath the water. That's why. Me too. And that's fair, because I know some people who like to swim, but they're terrified to go underwater. They just, they only stay on the surface. How about falling in water? Can you recover well for that, too?

Cliff jumping. I love a good clip jump. Cliff jumping, that's one of those things where I usually dive before I cliff jump, like to make sure that, you know. I bring a rock. You have to, yeah. I bring a rock and I paint it with orange paint. Yeah. You throw it off.

If I can still see that rock, I ain't jumping. Yeah, that's a good rule. Or the smallest guy goes first. Yeah. Because I can, in my mind, I can carry a hundred pound jerk off up the hill. Yeah. He's not carrying me up the hill. Yeah.

You go first. That's why I go left. So I got, I dive and just like check that, like I dive like as deep as I can, make sure there's no, like, trees that wash shopping car city bikes yeah stuff they can line on city bikes by way that whole city bike thing like so many what's your beef there's so many down there's so many down the east river so many under these rivers there's there's there's hundreds we saw new york isn't a biking city it's not fucking copenhagen like it i hate city bikes yeah i think it's all i hate city bikes too and you have all these assholes but yeah like

when you're riding one around manhattan it is tough there's so many jerk offs on fucking city bikes who don't know the rule exactly don't share the low road exactly so you get hidden they're worth 10 points yeah because manslaughter full circle is extremely easy electric scooters in dc was awesome yeah that that was awesome dude in the south like charlotte in nashville they got those uh fucking limes and in birds yeah yeah that's right cool but they have the infrastructure they like have the roads for that like new york does not have like the biking new yorks have roads it doesn't have the biking lanes, like the built out, like safe. Yeah. I'm going to

have to, as much as I hate to say this, Billy, I'm regret it. I'm going to have to agree with you. Yeah. Hey, we're New Yorkers. We get it. I'm not a New Yorker. I'm from Jersey. Fuck you guys. New York should have canals. It should, like, it should all be canals. Imagine if the whole grid was just singing in a little boat

all day. Um, almost do. Yeah. Swim. Sing or swim, baby. Sing or swim. What's the canal between Brooklyn and Queens is like the most polluted? The galuanis. The galuanis. I dove that thing. I dove it in a wetsuit and a three-mill, right? And the people over there were arguing how the water is stagnant. And they need to do something.

So they have this big infrastructure bill come in and they air-rated. So they put these big pipes in with these check valves every like 10 inches. And they're running these air system through it, right? So when they turn it on, boop, it took us like four weeks, five weeks to install it. Cross an arm and a leg. We turned it on. Day two, turn it off. It stinks.

Oh, fuck. Because you're knocking all that ethel-metal bad shit. that's been dumped in there for years is now being turned up and coming to the surface dude you gotta find like isn't that like the most polluted body of water it is but you can't find anything

because everything's like sludge yeah it's like black tar down there there's probably tons of bodies I know for a fact there's and I brand new iPhone 13 the other is no for a fact dropped it right over his sweatpants

pants here's on jeez got AppleCare yes and then I got another phone following week did it again over on Brooklyn Bridge he literally said twice in one way everybody when we're leaving today make sure you know,

in your pockets or anything falling out, your book bags are zipping up because we'll drop the thingers drop out. And he leans over and drops his phone out. Look a joke. I think they're actually going to be opening up a giant pool in the Hudson River. They are.

I heard about that, the barge, right? They made a little park over there. Yeah, a barge. And then I think the barge like filters out the river water or something. And so, like, it can just, it can use the river water, but I think it maybe filters it out.

I mean, in the Hudson, you said? Yeah. The Hudson's way cleaner than it used to be. Yeah. River was surprisingly clean when we were in there. I was, I was surprised. I was like, oh, fuck yeah, all this. How could you tell it was clean though? Like, yeah, RFK. I was like, thank you know, this shit's actually, you know, it's working. Because my grandma used to talk about how bad the Hudson, like, like the rivers, by the way. Yeah, you see what Rogan. Yeah, he's a real cool dude. I was following before that. Yeah. And I liked his style. Like, I can what he was about. It's almost, it's such. So if you're going to listen. So, if you're going to listen. to the Robert R.FK Jr., interview on Rogan, play it 1.5 times because... Yeah, it's, it's unfortunate. It's almost like, it's almost like a sick, twisted, like, he has so many truths, but he has, like, you need to get through... His voice, he said that... Yeah.

...did his voice happen like that. He needs to, like, get through, you know, you need to get through his voice in order to hear... Plus his family lineage, like... Yeah, but it's not like... He has so much experience. He can't really speak well. either at the moment i feel like that's the one thing you have to do as president you just have to

surround yourself with smart people and you have to be able to speak very well and then they can just try you out you can give a really inspirational speech his voice is most up he knows what he's saying yeah he's so he's so copas mantis yeah crazy he keeps tossing the six dollar words yeah i don't even i don't even know what does copus mentis mean i think it just means like uh Billy is it like copacetic I think it means like you're good in the brain I'll take it you're all there whatever you say but your faculties I think I'm copus maybe maybe maybe you're copacetic maybe that's about it no but yeah he had a great interview but definitely got to play it on 1.5 and the thing is I get so pissed I'd see people saying like

I couldn't listen to this interview like I shut it off after 30 minutes like 50 minutes like you like just you got to get through it because it's yeah no after after 10 minutes you get used to it. You don't really even notice it that much. Oh, the Adderall kick in and watch it. If you can watch any episode of the view, you could watch anything else in history. What the fuck's going on on the view now? I don't know.

I don't watch it. I like, my mother used to watch when I was little. That's a toxic work environment. I went to a taping of it once. How was it? It was actually really good. Judge Judy was the guest and she was endorsing Jeb Bush as president at the time. Jeb? I love

Judge, you don't take their shit. No, it was actually really cool. We valet her birthday party a few years ago in Connecticut, me and Frank. She's so rich. Yeah, she is. Can you imagine that's how you got your money, yelling at people all day? Is she actually a judge? Yes.

Unlike Bill Nye, who's not a science guy. Do you know all those, all those court shows, they pay you to come. So whatever your beat is is. Yeah, they pay your judgment. There was a guy who keeps making up fake stories. And so him his friends make money. And they split it. They split the money.

He was on like two dozen different courts. All right. I'm going to steal this bone and we're going to end up on one of these court shows. Give me the bone back. I thought it was a gift. It's definitely not a gift. The limit was like 30-something hundred. I feel like I could track you down, Billy. I feel like I can find you. I know, no, no, I've actually been to your apartment back. No, no, you have no idea. I've hung out in your yard. I'm moving. We played with your dog. Yeah. I threw a little ball. He went your part of back. It was great. My dog is cool with you. He is very cool. You'll let us in. No. He was a good boy. He knew I was a good boy.

We've bonded. Shit. Well, you actually said, guys, come this way. I live over here. Come to my house.

I'm like, I don't know. I just met you, Bill. It's going to weird. No, come on. I'll make sweet,

sweet drinks. Come on. He followed you. A hell of a host. Yeah, he won't have a host. Hell of a host, Bill.

Oh, appreciate that. I try to be. Great, I was cool. Maybe next time we have a brisket or something, you know?

Yeah, no, I do need to smoke some more meats. You know, let's, what are you guys doing like Saturday? We can do whatever. Mad Dogg and McKenzie have been saying me to wrap it up. It's not there called.

Oh, see, my guy stack Texas during ours constantly. He's like, wrap it up, wrap it up. I'm like, never running out of battery. Wrap it up. No, we have to tape at one. It's 12. All right. It sucks that we have to stop.

I never want to stop. Can't stop. Do you guys have some things you want to plug or? Yeah, sure. Final thoughts? Actually, I just want to, my niece is getting surgery today. so Grace Elizabeth's Gann the Third Esquire Grace. She's a lawyer?

No, since she was little I always called her Grace Elizabeth Gann the third Esquire. I gave her a full title. I hope she becomes a lawyer. Because that's what I was going to manifest. You're trying to manifest. You did it. Yep. That's right. So we got dirty water Don on Instagram,

John Gannibal on Instagram. We have a YouTube channel and dirty water boys NJ on YouTube. Yep. And then we also have Dirty Water Boys Instagram and diving deep. All right. This is so... And you guys are going to continue

the search for bones? Yes. We're coming out. We started working with a network to film content on this topic. We're in the works with them to start getting solid by days locked in to start filming.

But we're going to continue going on for it. We're not stopping until we get a full test. Let's go. To us, that's the... That'll shut everyone to fuck up. We have one episode on our YouTube channel finding the actual man of test shard. And as soon, probably the next week or so,

we'll have the second episode of finding that phone on our on our YouTube page. I mean, I also have a podcast on our YouTube page. When are you next zone out? When do you want to go out, bud? I want to go out. Now I'm in. Let's set something for like the end of July, early August.

Yeah. Something like that. Let's do it. Let's get it. Perfect. Well, thank you guys for coming on. Thank you for having us. Always a good time.