Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - Disney

Episode Date: March 22, 2022

On today's episode of Macrodosing, the crew is back entirely to talk about Disney. This is an episode for the ages. You'll hear everything from a Big T punch at Chef Mickey's that was heard around the world to Billy breaking down numbers and wanting to become a secret agent. Also, PFT went to Philly and Chicago, so he had PLENTY of stories to tell. All of this and a plethora of more on the show. Sit back, relax, and enjoy!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

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You know, it's the funniest Big T? So the other day, when it very much looked like Deshaun was heading to Atlanta, something else happened. I texted Big T like, hey, I know you're probably focused on this, but something else is very funny too. And he texted me, everything's coming up Big T right now. And since that text, since that text, since that text, since that text, Everything has gone down for, nothing has been up for big D.

Tennessee, Tennessee baseball number one in the country. Yeah, there's a couple of things. Before we get into the good stuff, we got to, people don't want to hear Big Tee be happy. They're tuning in to hear his abject misery and to feel his tears through their ears. So let's talk about what happened on Saturday. Huge news. It's like Israel, Palestine, number one conflict in the world. Close second, Big T versus Rico.

and the handshake heard around the world I felt like I felt like over the last three months I've been Bill Clinton brokering peace between Netanyahu and Yasser Arafat having you guys out to like... Which one am I? I mean, I think we know which one you would prefer to be in that situation. I'm asking you.

I don't think you're either one of those. I think I think that you were more in the right than... You were in the right to begin with so you can't really label who was... It's a little bit different. You don't want to get involved in Israel, Palestine? I was on your side. I mean, we can do an entire episode about Israel.

I will. Because, like, no matter, no matter what religion you are right now, like, we can do an abject history of how that entire situation was created by, like, other countries from around the world, mostly us. Like, we had a pretty big hand of that. But, no, it was like, I was trying to negotiate these treaties between the two of you. And you were never, don't give it wrong. You were never in the wrong.

I always thought you were in the right about everything. I just like Rico and sometimes I get concerned about his mental state when he gets angry about stuff. I want him to be productive and he's a very funny guy. So I don't want him to have stupid beefs. In fact, I talked to Rico several times on this trip that I was in and I was telling him, listen, your beef with big tea is completely unreasonable. You have some beefs out there that are funny that are based in Rico's version of reality. He put somewhat in reality. But his beef with you, I thought was just like, it was wild for him to maintain that.

So I told him, like, you should bury the hatch with Big Tea. He's a good person. He's not somebody that, like, you should be going after. So, um, there was a handshake before the live stream initiated by Rico. I was, I was appreciative of that. You were. It was nice to see. Were you surprised that he shook your hand?

Yes. How was the handshake? Was it firm? It was good. You can see it in your face. He was like. I don't trust this. Yeah,

I was just very caught off guard. Also, it was like, it was extremely loud in there. Like, I wasn't sure exactly what was going on. And, he walked up,

like, a dime sack in his hand or so he was going to say you some shit. That shit was funny. But yeah, I'm glad. I hope we don't, like,

I don't need him to apologize or anything. Like, just, we can leave each other alone. Yeah. I'm perfectly fine with that. I think that's where we're at now. It's like,

okay, the handshake is over. The ice has been broken. Now let's just get on with our lives. Did you would you have like did you only shake his hand so that there was no bad juju heading into a

Tennessee game or was it sincere on your end as well? No like I if if he wants I'm more than willing to do that. Yeah it was nice it was a good sportsmanship all around it was very funny too because Aryan got involved. Aaron tweeted

the picture of the Crips in the Bloods time the bandanas together. Oh I didn't see that. And you Raci-o-b, ratio. Yeah, it was a ratio, for sure. And it was so many people are pointing out how funny it is that now Arian Foster is caught up in the Rico Bosco versus Big T. Like, he has a stake in the game. It was nice to see, and now we can move on. Now we can talk about the actual game.

So Tennessee, they lost. I had a future on them, so I feel like a one-hundredth of your pain. but from your standpoint, where you had mentally with Rick Barnes. So I'm glad you asked that question because I'd like to address it. This loss, like, so we're playing the greatest 11 seat I've ever seen in the history of the tournament, a team with Final Four talent. They shot two of 18 from three after being scorching hot for six weeks. They still could have won the game if a crazy no-look,

hook shot doesn't go in and Zikai's the ball is off his fingertips a hundredth of a second earlier they probably win that game like the narrative that also we're talking about the most volatile intentionally volatile postseason in sports like if we actually wanted to find the best team in college basketball we take the six top 16 teams and do eight best of five or seven series I look about it I love this big T's putting the whole system no no no I've said this before The college basketball postseason is intentionally designed to create chaos. It's in the name. Horrible.

Well, first of all, respectfully, Cooley, fuck you because it's a great tournament. Horrible. March Mad is awesome. It creates great moments. It does not, you're right, it doesn't reward necessarily the best team. Correct. Whoever is playing the best that week. As a matter of fact, it's intentionally designed to not reward the best team.

But that's kind of why we love it. Correct. And yes, yes, and that's fine. And we all accept that. So this Rick Barnes narrative, they're like, oh, he doesn't win in the tournament, whatever. This was a great team that ran into another really good team and lost by a few points because they shot two of 18 from three. Like there's no doubt they would have whipped Colorado State. They would have given Villanova a great game.

Might have beat them. They've already beaten Arizona, the one seat in that region. Like Tennessee had a very good season. They won the SEC tournament. It sucks that they lost in the first weekend. And everybody can keep saying, oh, Rick Barnes, this and that. And I've been guilty of that at times, too, for sure. But after, like, really looking at it, like, I think that's a bit short-sighted and unfair.

Okay. But, yeah, it sucks that they lost. Why is it short-sighted, though? I think it's very, short-sighted might not be a right word. It's extremely convenient and easy to say, like, oh, Rick Barnes again. Yeah, that's what we do in sports media. Correct. Yeah, it's like the easy thing to do. And I don't, Rick Barnes didn't.

shoot two of 18 from three, most of which were open and good looks. Like they had a cold day, bit them in the ass, it happens. Counterpoint, Rick Barnes chokes in the tournament. You got me, you know. How many have been actual, like this was definitely, and I have some contention about every higher seed losing being a choke, considering we just explain the entire purpose of the tournament is so that higher seeds lose. but like how many other times have been actual choked

not even with Texas but at Tennessee because this feels like the first year you actually should have went much deeper well so we've run into the devil magic team every single year in 18 we get Loyola when they go to the final four as I think they were at 10 the devil magic of Sister Gene

last year correct yeah last year we get Oregon State the worst team to ever go to the elite eight in the history i still have no idea how they did that and then this year we get michigan a team that was preseason number two or three in the country who has legitimate final four talent and like a couple NBA guys on that team as an 11 like the draw is what it is like you have to win six games one way or the other but like we've run into that team

every single time now granted you can turn around and say you shouldn't lose to a 10 and two 11s is a two and a three seed which you shouldn't but like This one It still sucks And it hurt a lot in the moment But like the next morning I was like You shoot two of a team from three

You're probably going to lose playing a team worth a shit Mm-hmm Well Counterpoint Rick Barnes just chokes You nailed it brother So if you go back I mean you can look at

He had Kevin Durant And he won one tournament game with Kevin Durant how about that was anyone else on that team I can't remember just Kevin Durant he's only thing him went through fire no they did have

was it DJ Augustine was he on that team I can't remember if he was still he might have been I'm looking is the internet out again no my internet's just fine no we wouldn't be here

it's a great point yeah but um it was it was tough to watch I was rooting for you big T I really was and Aaron did you watch the game?

Not the Tennessee one, no. The only game that I caught was TCU and Arizona. That was a fun game to watch, too. It was. I can't believe. I can't, like, he took out, like, from the free throw line trying to dunk that

with not nearly enough time left to pull that. He thought he had the, like, if you ever rewatch Space Jam, Jordan takes off with about four seconds left, and then for the next minute and a half stretches out to dunks. That's the clock he thought he was going to be given in that slow motion man my

MJ knew what he was doing the the 2007 Texas team did have Durant Augustine and also Damien James and Dexter Pittman who played in the NBA oh Dexter Pittman was the tribe I think that's Miami Heat champion dexter Pittman if I'm not mistaken yeah so they were they were a good team for NBA guys hmm Rick Barnes classic Ricky Rick Barnes I think I've actually done like a 180 because I've accused other people of doing this but I'm kind of doing it now like Riegs and I talked about this after the game, like, okay, you pay Rick Barnes, whatever sum of money and say,

you're retiring now, whatever. Like, who are you going to get? Like, Rick Barnes has turned Tennessee into a top 15 program in the country, like maybe even closer to 10. In the regular season, yeah. Sure, yeah. And then you get into, listen, this was the, Mark Few. Am I wrong?

Mark Few choked every year, right? And still hasn't won a national title, but now people like, he's gotten to a couple final. for us. Like, Mark Few couldn't do it. Who else has that narrative been? Well, Mark Few was, he would win like a game or two in the tournaments. Tennessee has won a game or two in the tournament under Rick Barnes. Okay. I feel like it's a little bit different. Like this is the narrative on everybody. Scott Drew,

Scott Drew always choked, couldn't do it, then won a national title. Like Calapari. Well, Calipari, it's true. That's different. That's different. He does choke. There's, there's, anyway. But, um, but, but yeah, like. Like, I love Rick Barnes. He's an awesome person. He's like the exact type of guy you want running your program. Like, it sucks that we haven't had the success we'd like to in the NCAA tournament. But who's who's the better coach, Barnes or Bruce Pearl?

That's a good question. Hey, Bruce Pearl is my guy, man. I was there when he was. Pearl wins. Like, wherever it wins is not necessarily national championship. At all costs, some would say. Yeah, I'm listening. Let him go.

listen why did him go i forget he had like a barbecue i think he had like a cookout do you know do you know who the player was that was at the barbecue it was erin craft do you remember him i do he played at ohio state for like seven years yeah it was that's who got him undone yeah well and even then it was it was because he lied about it like if he would have just told the truth it wouldn't have been a big deal yeah i think he invited him told him to lie about it and told his family to lie about it yeah right yeah yeah i mean it was probably uh against the nc w a his rules to... No, it was.

He'd a man. But like, if he just would have been like, yeah, Aaron Kraft was in my house for a barbecue, like it wouldn't have been, he wouldn't have gotten a show cause for it. How crazy is it to look back at like 2009, 2010, whenever that was, and say,

Jim Tressel got booted out of college football and labeled as a pariah and as like one of the all-time bad guys because he didn't self-report his own players getting free tattoos at a local tattoo parlor. now that leads us into another piece of news today the quarterback that committed to UT who is reportedly well i shouldn't even say reportedly i don't know if you should even give gas to these rumors big too it has been surmised there is there is a report out there that there is some five-star recruit in the class of 2023 who's getting an eight million dollar deal from some nil

collective to go somewhere it seems that that could be nico uh i i i I am Aleva. His last name, yeah, his last name is, I'm a leave. I'm a Laifah, yeah. And who committed to Tennessee today. And I hope it is. I hope we double it. Yeah.

I hope he gets $16 million. I did see somebody panicking about that online being like, what the athletic director at University of Tennessee should turn them into the authorities. Well, I'll read the tweet. Who gives a shit? Why do you care about that? This woman said, if I'm Tennessee's AD, I'm checking into the rumors that he signed an $8 million deal with Spire, Tennessee Collective. And if it's true, I'm not letting him on my campus.

And she's a lawyer. So, I mean, she knows what she's talking about. But she went into like, it's inducement and all this. No, no, no, it's not. The contract that the athletic put out clearly stated. All this guy has to do is go to any NCAA member institution. It did not specify which one. Mm-hmm.

And that whoever the company has the rights to his name, image, and likeness. It may have been implied that they would like him to go to one more than any other. Mm-hmm. But he could have gone anywhere. But who's to say? Right. We don't know. I actually have no idea how these name image likeness deals work at all. I don't think anyone does. That's why they're just, they're trying it.

Like, if I, if I out, right now is the time to really push the limits. Like, don't wait. Do not wait. Like, just fucking go. Because in 10 years, they probably will have it more buttoned up. Right now, just fucking throw money. Yeah. If I want to pay a player and be like, hey, I'll make t-shirts with your face on it if you go to James Madison University. kind of like what Big Cat was trying to do getting what Caleb Williams and transfer pool? Yeah. If you

if you can do that, is that illegal? I don't think so, but like the way to do it is be like, hey, we're going to make T-shirts with your image on it and I've already pre-ordered 10 million of them. They're already sold. That money is yours. I've got this great design. It just happens to be you

riding on top of the Duke Dog through Harrisonburg, Virginia. You can go anywhere you want. We're still going to sell the shirts. But I think it'd be very cool if you just... For decades, it was pay the players. Pay the players. These guys are getting paid. Now it's like, well, we don't like, not like that. I mean, we didn't want Tennessee to be good again. We can't have that. It's the free market, right? Yeah. This is, yes. Capitalism. Yes. Aryan, when you were in school, how much money do you think you could have gotten under an NIL deal?

I won a baller like that in college. Well, I was nice, but there were cats that could have got more. So I mean, I don't know, you know, you know, it's like whatever you, whatever somebody willing to pay you, I'd have definitely hustle for it though. I'd have been, I'd hit the local, the local Jones, you know what I'm saying? I'd have been like trying to be sponsored by some local cats for sure, like car dealerships. Yeah, car dealerships, sandwich shops, I'm selling, I'm selling out. Sandwich shop would be awesome.

It's always been my dream to be in a sandwich commercial. It doesn't say like that happens. Why is it? I don't know. It just seems cool to be like to have a sandwich named after you would be cool too. You're like, hey, this is the PFT foot long. I guarantee this is the best sandwich you'll have in the city. Or if instead of like...

The PFT foot long. Instead of the six inch, if yours was like 5.9 inches long. That'd be very funny. I agree It was like a BLT But it was like Pepparoni Meetball tomato

Yeah That sucks You got a sandwich Not a sandwich Just go out to PFT It's pretty fucking tasty Boom Ooh

You've thought of this You've thought of this Yeah he's definitely thought this before No I mean Just like That was enough of that That was enough of that I have

I think you ripped that off the top of it I have not I have not designed my own sense Of course you would I don't I thought my sandwich Was gonna be a meatball pepperoni and tomato

and tomato sandwich two seconds ago. I don't think I would have pulled that one from the draft folder. Yeah. Yeah, it would be, that would be a dream of mine. I don't know. Although at the same time, there's so many other more deserving people, especially at this company to have sandwiches named after them. I couldn't live with myself if I got a sandwich named after me before Gleney Balls did.

I think Balls has a sandwich. Perfect. All right, let's go. I'm good to go then. All right. How are you feeling BFT? How am I feeling? Yeah, you seem a little sleepy.

I've been better. Just a rough last four days. It was a lot of fun. But, you know, traveling for work and screaming my brains out and being on live streams and recording the shows, it takes it out of you a little bit, especially when you can't get into your hotel room, which I'm not complaining about, but two nights in a row, coming back, middle of the night, put my key card up at the door, it does not unlock. The light doesn't even blink.

and full transparency when I came back on Saturday night it was about 4 o'clock in the morning so I had had a couple cocktails allegedly and when you when you can't get into room you start thinking I'm fucking this up like this must not be my room I'm doing something wrong so then I went down to the front desk gave me new key cards

went upstairs trying to get in again still nothing turned on and I was like what the hell is happening I feel like this is I'm stuck in purgatory right now called back down security comes up and they have to like recharge the battery on my door lock to let me in which takes I don't know like 15 minutes so I'm just sitting in the hallway with a security guard as he's recharge and I'm just my eyes are starting to shut like the wind the blinds are going down

and so then it happened again last night after we're done recording part of my take at like 2 o'clock in the morning and that this time they had to like uninstall the entire system and reinstall it so that took about an hour of me be waiting downstairs in the lobby for them to fix that. So, you know, besides that, it was a pretty smooth trip, but I do not recommend, well, I'm not going to say anything bad about the hotel. But it was a nice place. It was a good stay. Room was wonderful. We were at the same hotel, right? I believe so. I went to check in, and they were like, that'll be $580. And I was like, the fuck are you talking about? I had to call poor Caitlin Walker at 1030 at

night and be like, hey, they're saying that, like, I owe them $600. Wow. Did you pay? Hell no. They were just hustling. I think they were just hustling. Now, so, yeah, my weekend was a little bit crazy. But, however, the more important check-in that we have to do here is with Billy Football,

who is here in person in the flesh on this show, despite the fact, I mean, people joke about Billy being, you know, like stealing valor. Oh, he pretends he's a soldier. Billy is at his bravest day. This is maybe the most heroic thing that he's ever done. He came into work on Monday, March 21st, even though St. Patrick's Day was four days ago, only four days ago. And Billy made it in. I'm very proud of you.

Clap it up for Billy, everybody. Crown of applause. Thank you for coming into work for your job. look you know a couple heroic feats had to be done to get here and I'm hurting I'm hurting pretty bad

okay heroic feat number one you had to stop drinking at some point yes okay thank you for your service heroic feet number two stayed up all night to catch a flight because you could have also gone to sleep right but I couldn't

because the timing was off. It was like a bad time for the flight. What is that mean? Did you have to change your flight to be able to be here on Monday? No, what happened was is I was originally going to come back earlier on Sunday,

but then I realized that there was a parade. And I was like, oh, I got to go to the parade. Then I realized that. Oh, I got to go to the parade snuck up on it. The parade. Oh, someone should have told me this.

I thought the parade was going to be on Saturday. Turns out I was on Sunday. But, you know, when you go to the parade, they shut down, everything in like blocks radius so like i couldn't leave billy was trapped in boston i was trapped billy was being held hostage sending us videos of guys playing bagpipes yeah being like fellas i don't think i'm gonna make it i'm a fucking sucker for the bagpipes i r a is here you're just physically incapable of saying i wanted to be there getting drunk and i didn't

want to go to work on monday so i put it off as long as i possibly could until pft yelled at me And then I decided, okay, I don't want to get fired. So I'll come into work. Just you don't have to say like you were being held hostage in Boston, Massachusetts by the entire city. They were very hostage taking. Ish. All right. My brain's not working right now.

If you can't tell. Your brain has only slept 23 years. I haven't slept. Rookie mistake number like 17 on this list, Bill was taking the plane instead of the train. Well, it's cheaper. I took the train yesterday and it was a wonderful experience. I mean, you want to, if you wanted a lower lift, less hectic way to get back and a better way to like sleep, yeah. That's the train.

Okay, I just want to walk you through. We call it this a brand new segment. Text from Billy, a chronological event of the timeline. I was asking if we were going to make these public. Wait, wait, wait. I don't know what these are. No, no, no, no. It's nothing bad, Billy.

Well, yeah, it is bad, but it's not like incriminating. Where is legally? He's up. Okay. Let me just go through, okay? Because I want to give people a chronological history. of how the timeline unfolded from yesterday starting at about 1.30 in the afternoon. Billy texts.

Well, excuse me, I'll start this again. I reach out and say, okay, guys, remember, we're doing history of Disney tomorrow. Response from Billy Football at 204. I'm at Boston St. Patrick's Day. Mind you, this is March 20th. Will the parade. And then 204, Billy Football. I might not make it back.

To defend Billy real quick, PFT, St. Patrick's Day in Boston is March. It's not, like, you bring the date into it and you have several times now. I don't think that's fair to Bill. Okay. Well, yeah, it's like white history month for Billy. He was celebrating his culture.

We get one weekend. Yeah, because he go, we were slaves too. no it was dude it was honestly the st patrick's day parade in boston was like such better vibe than the new york one i bet it is but hang on let me get through i want to read read through this chronologically

here i reply work is tomorrow i'm not sure why you can't do a podcast on monday please confirm billy because i knew he was just not going to respond to that i needed to have him proactively agree to it then he says at 238 i will make it

239 Seems like we're good to go 239 One minute later On Zoom 100% 323 Less than an hour

Later I don't know if I'm going to make it So then I had to I had to get Dad mode on Billy I said Bill I build you Bill I got a flight back from Chicago

early tomorrow morning especially so I can make the show you can't just skip out last minute so then wait wait we're still going 422 Billy replies just kidding I moved my flight to tomorrow morning you missed the best part

it's a picture of him with a Guinness making the funniest face I've ever seen in my life I didn't see that my phone just reconnected to it and it says can't stop won't stop And we have to post this picture. It's the funniest shit I've ever seen. The most punchable Billy's ever looked at this picture.

Look, I was just keeping everybody guessing. Wait, wait, no, we're still going, Billy. So, 422. Let me just reset the last thing that Billy has texted was, I don't know if I'm going to make it. But he's still replying, 422. Just kidding, I move my flight to tomorrow morning. So I thumbs up it. So you did change it.

You were coming back later. Yeah, so it was originally I actually had five minutes ago and you said no Well, it was originally at four And then I realized, oh shit, I can't get out of here Because there's no way to get an Uber There's no way to get out because all the streets were closed Okay, but wait, we're not done

Right We're not done yet So after Billy says, just kidding, I move my flight To tomorrow morning at 422 Fast forward five hours Maybe a little bit more than that It's 959 Billy says, yeah boys

Not going to make it in person St. Patrick's Day is all tricky. Boys spelled B-O-I-Z. It feels important to note. St. Patrick's Day is always tricky. So I replied with just the thinking emoji because I was doing some thinking. And I'm still doing something. I was always going to make it. I just wanted to keep you guys guessing. Look, I was white boy wasted. Let me let me just be basic. You made you made a career altering decision to come back today. I mean, it was quite heroic. I haven't slept in the thread said sorry to call you Bill I got carried away was there a lashing that took place or did you just accidentally dial no no no I meant like I called him Bill oh sorry to call you I thought he called him too refer to him as I always was gonna like I was just keeping everyone guessing no it's just on the edge of our seat you couldn't sound more guilty I always was gonna make it what I was just gonna make it what I was just keeping everyone guessing no it was just on the edge of our seat you couldn't sound more guilty I always was gonna make it what I was

was going to no billy this we'll talk we'll talk about this privately no but that was like i was joking i always was gonna yeah just can but until you get held hostage i didn't get held i mean well yeah well no but the greatest part about the parade was there was so many yankee suck flags there was more yankee suck flags than any sort of red socks flags so like that's like like that's so much real estate in your head no one's flying boston sucks flags at It's a New York City parade. Because it'd be inaccurate. Well, because no one cares.

No, I'm sure that's the case. Yeah. You tell yourself that. We have so much real estate in your head. I'm just saying that. But it was a great time. That's one hell of a spin zone. It was more of a vibe.

Like the New York City, St. Patrick's Day parade, I feel is like more his, I almost want to say historical and like honestly like a little more formal. Whereas the Boston's at St. Patrick's Day parade is freaking awesome. Like it's like, part it's like a party it's like a block party so we were talking about this on the way back from uh from part of my take last night but uh Hank was speculating that you were going to come back

with like a very profound take from like what like the spirit that you felt in Boston and how it like it changed you or awoke something cultural inside of you dude it was just cool okay it was just a fun time it was just a fun time well Billy I'm glad that you came back um we We'll talk privately about this. So be prepared for a conversation. I'm sure you have a million excuses ready to go for that one too. It was just, it was fun. I was having fun.

Oh, I know. I know. But you might not come back. Billy, you do understand that having fun is fun, but you also have a job that probably like seven to 20 million people would kill for it. It was a joke. I'm very grateful. If PFT didn't yell at you, would you be a,

on Zoom right now. No, I would not be on Zoom. I'd be 100% being, because I had other stuff to get back for. Like what you had to get back? Like I had to pick up my dog. I had to like, I had to pick up my dog. I had to like, you know, just stop lying for one second. I literally

like took a flight at like 4 a.m. to get like I got to the airport like 2 a.m. I would never book a flight for a dog. Well, no, no, I wasn't I wasn't. I didn't book a flight for my dog. every late

to spend $1,000 to get on a plane to fly to fly to your dog ain't no fucking way dude the flight was cheap yeah yeah well all right we'll talk privately about it Billy but I'm I am glad that you're am I actually in trouble I literally was

always going to come back I did I was just messing with you guys you really got his man you did say eight or nine times and probably not going to make it fellas well I was more messing with you guys No. You had us on the roads, duh. You had it on the rogues, man.

If you did, it was the greatest troll of all times. I had my kids this weekend, and I was like, yo, I can't really fuck with y'all right now, man. I don't know if Billy going to make it on me. Burble, verbal meme, Billy football is Billy football. All the rest of us are Jose Konseko clutching the ropes in the corner of the map. We've been outclass once again in the grand chess match of life by Billy Football. Sly little devil you almost had us. But it was fun.

It was fun. An important part of the text thread that didn't fit with PFT's lashing, but we should get to now. Billy included a video to which Aryan replied, this is the white as shit I've ever seen. I think next year you should go to Boston on St. Patch. I've never, I've never celebrated St. Patrick's Day. It's a weird day to celebrate, to be honest, but it's out of control. at this point. What is it for? Is it just for Irish people? No, no, it's for everybody.

It's when we got the... No, I know. I know. I hope they're not excluding people, but like, what are they actually celebrating? Getting the Protestants out of Ireland. I thought it was the snakes. Really? Yeah, those are the snakes. St. Patrick driving the snakes

out of Ireland. The snakes were the Protestants. Wow. I didn't... Interesting. And is there a reason for the green and the beer and the... The green is Is that a trope? The leprechaun is Jerry Thornton wrote a blog

being like, my culture is not your costume, which I didn't need, but it's definitely, if it were a different heritage, I definitely think people would be pushing that more seriously. Like, you can just make fun of the Irish. We really don't care. Well, I mean, I don't know. I don't know anything about Irish people.

Yeah, we're not big in the Southwest. So it's like, so, so is the iris, the leprechaun like? Yeah, part of our folklore for sure that the, the pretty much everything you've seen in a Lucky Charms commercial is, is what, but it, but is it, but is it a pejorative though? It's hard for me to say, so I'm six five. I'm sure short Irish people don't love it. Um, but it can be. Um, just bringing it up in general, no. I got you. Well, hey, next year, I'm out. y'all y'all gonna chaperone me and uh and we're going it's hype yeah i mean it's a big everyone is hammered every like you would like that part of it of course i just like i just like i'm having a good time it's green camis let's do it my favorite part about is that like it's the beginning of spring so it's usually one of the first dardies of the year where it's nice

out yeah so that that always like what's a what's a darty oh so so a darty this This is complicated now. You might want to take notes. It's a party during the day. Oh, wow. And it's usually outside. Ah, mandatory. Gotcha.

Also, it is very technically the first day of spring. It's usually the drearyest day of the year. Like most, more often than in Boston. I don't care what you're thinking about in New York. It's been nice the past couple of years. I can't remember the last. go for the snow on St. Patrick's Day. I've seen torrential downpours.

Like, the viewers don't care. They power it for, I was the first day of winter or something like. Patriots day. Phil, that little fucking beaver. It's Groundhog's Day,

February 2nd. Groundhog. Patriots Day is always like the nicest day of the year in Boston, right? Weather's always perfect on it. Yeah, very, it, on one hand,

I feel like I can count the amount of times it's rained on Patriots Day. It's the opposite for St. Patrick's Day. It's usually rubbish. Yeah. Well, I'm just glad that we're all here together. I was always going to show up. I was messing around.

Okay, this question is for everybody except for Billy. If I had replied to Billy's tweet or his text saying 100% at least on Zoom, if I replied, okay, cool. To that, do you think that there is a 1% chance that Billy would be here today? I was always going to come back Billy was going to be like psyched I would give him 1% I would say one time out of 100

he would knock on wood I've never missed a flight in my life okay like ever okay yes but you went to reschedule your flight so you probably could have reschedule it for later on Monday and then come back at night I wasn't I wasn't gonna

oh no like well we'll not know because like we'll discuss privately but it was like it was a I wasn't actually I think that says I think in my mind I was comfortable making those jokes because I knew I was going to show up but I didn't it may seem different from your perspective because I was so sure I was going to make it.

I think if I was joking I probably would have like ended the conversation with just kidding I'll be there actually that's Billy that's grandmaster Billy okay I'm actually I'm actually dimensional chest no but like to to be serious I'm sorry I didn't understand it I didn't know I was coming off like that at that moment like i'm i'm actually sorry i didn't that that seems very irresponsible of me thank you for saying yeah i'm okay anyway moving on billy billy was talking about the yankees there's some yankees news i know that coley probably wants a platform to discuss the manfred letter this this actually could be a good conspiracy that we could dig deep into but cole you want to explain what's going on well some of the details are still

not public yet. There are some Yankees, writers and supporters who are trying to say, oh, there's nothing new here. The Ever Reliable, New Jersey.com tweeted earlier today, breaking U.S. Appeals Court rules that a letter allegedly shows the MLB hit Yankee sign stealing

and this letter should be unsealed. They're continuing updates on this story within this article. An appeals court ruled that a letter that allegedly shows the MLB hid a Yankees sign stealing scheme and it should be unsealed. The letter allegedly proves

that the Yankees did more than simply and properly using a dugout phone in 2015. Now, the reason this has been extra interesting, to me at least, is that the Astros sign stealing scheme was

complained about the most by the Billy footballers of the world, Yankees fans to the self. They've acted like this elaborate trash can banging epidemic that swept Houston, Texas

is the only reason they've yet to win a World Series in 15 years now, 13 years, despite, you know, getting eliminated and single game playoffs and just generally being bad and not having their best player be able to play over 45% of their games this upcoming season, stuff like that.

Like they always like to blame someone else for their problems. And now it turns out that they were involved in the same chicanery and shenanigans as the Astros is really every team in Major League Baseball was doing while the MLB turned a blind eye to it. So it's just sad it's something you hate to see PFT. You really just hate to see hypocrisy like this play out so publicly. Yeah, and there's really nothing that Yankees fans can say that would be contradictory of this because it is just blatant hypocrisy.

And it is as one of the most proud sports franchises that we have in this great nation of ours, not just in terms of what they've meant as a sports team, but what they've meant in terms of character leadership to the kids of the country for going back a century. it's sad to see them go through something like this and my heart goes out to them because if true this would be very very embarrassing now one thing Yankees fans have pointed out to me is like well well the Red Sox had their Apple Watch scandal happen around the same time as this bullpen phone scandal which is true and we were punished thusly for it just so happens is that the person who hands out the punishments for the MLB,

and you're never going to believe this PFT, so I'm glad you're seated, is Joe Torrey. Now, the thing about Joe Torrey, I remember that name. Yeah, people, he was on Seinfeld a couple of times, I think. But what most people remember him for is being the manager of the New York Yankees. So weirdly enough, when this happened back in 2015, the Yankees kind of got like a little slap on the wrist,

just boys being boys, while the Red Sox lost draft picks, they were fined, people lost jobs over this. And now you've got the Yankees all these years being like, well, I mean, Apple Watch, all this modern technology, not a big deal. Meanwhile, I've been told for years now that Alex Corr is this big cheat and that we won our 2018 World Series under a false pretense, which is something I've always rejected. So you really just hate to see this mountain of shit pour down such, like you said, an esteemed franchise like the, brox bombers yeah just you know i keep waiting for them to catch a break it just doesn't seem like it's coming i just i would love to see them be restored to their traditions of glory now um my biggest issue with this story is the fact that there's an incriminating letter that was

mailed at some point why would you that seems like the last thing that you would ever if i ever have any incriminating information why am i going to write it down on a piece of paper and then mail it to somebody. Paper trails, I don't understand. Like, paper trails get so many people caught up. The fact that anyone's still not just talking face to face, like I understand the birds are nearby and they can hear and they're going to transmit that conversation to the government regardless.

But having a paper trail seems like big baby Glenn Davis. You'll remember he was arrested for selling marijuana and keeping a book filled with all of the people who owe him money. Why would you own such a thing that only makes you guilty? Like, just remember things. That's a good point by here. He's bookkeeping. That's good business.

Yes and no. It's easier to destroy a book. Good business. And yet no one does. Can't speak on that, but it's good business, you know? You got people making millions and dollars off of that shit now. That's true. That's my point with Big Baby.

He was doing this while. it was legal in plenty of places. Oh. Right. Right. He could have just been doing it legally. There was a law that I think got passed recently in New York City. It seems like a good law.

So they're going to legalize recreational marijuana eventually. And when they do, the people that are going to be allowed to sell it at first, like the first wave of business licenses that are administered, are going to be to people who have either themselves or have had people in their immediate family arrested and incarcerated for selling marijuana illegally in the past. That seems like a good, a good move, right? I assume it's nonviolent. Like, I assume that's what they've attached to it, which is also tricky because you could argue some of those violent instances would never have been violent had this always been legal in the first place. Slippery slope. Um, my idea for a long time,

for because there's no real differentiation in the marijuana marketplace right now like there's no coke or Pepsi like there's not some brand name and it's because of a lot of the laws restrictive to go from state to state but there is no real tent pole brand that can can separate itself from the rest of it so i thought the best way to go about it would be to hire exclusively people who were jailed for such as selling on the empathy of the people and having people honestly with some of the most knowledge of these products to begin with. I think that would give you an edge. So if that's true, I haven't seen that.

I believe you, obviously. But yeah, I think that makes a lot of sense. I know when Massachusetts was starting to open up recreational shops, it was like, if you've ever talked to a cop, you can't be associated. Like they made it as parochial and as restrictive as possible. Yeah, I think that's a way to go. And we're going to be selling the Bring Back Mids shirt, right, Aaron? Oh, yeah, yeah.

So I bought one of those eyepins because I had this little shirt app and it just kept fucking up the idea. So I'm going to, I'm going to draw it. I just had a busy weekend, but I got you. Bring back a place. I got you. Love it. I'm going to decide it. That's going to be the Coke of marijuana one day.

It's bad weed. We're going to make it. We're going to make a lot of money off it. Big court. Yo, what's your favorite sodas? Like, I feel like there's one that stands head and shoulders above all. And so mine is Dr. Pepper, but what's y'all? That's a great choice.

Me too. Dr. Pepper is just a one. Dr. Pepper is incredible. It's weird because it's like it's an own unique flavor. There's nothing else like it. There's just- There's 23 flavors. It's 23-fares.

That's true. That's true. And they sponsor the halftime challenge where kids compete to be able to afford to go to college. Yeah. Yeah. They're great. I like root beer. I like a bark's root beer.

from time to time it's not an every meal thing but I'll put it this way if I'm eating five guys I'm getting a big ass thing of barks on the rocks on the rocks

sneaky ginger ale underrepres That's a plain drink That's a plain drink I only drink that on the plane for some reason I don't know why If your stomach

I feel like Or hungover It's a good hangover drink When you yeah When you have a bad stomach Too big is plane drinks Or I would say ginger ale and

tomato juice I've never really had tomato juice I just see people drinking tomato juice all the time on airplanes I think they're drinking they put vodka in it don't they You can't blame Mary Bloody Mary but I've seen people just straight up

sip tomato juice so frequently on an airplane is weird to me Gingerelle is the big one I see on airplane Everybody just asked for Jenner but they never asked for it like regular I feel like what you got Big T8 I feel like yours is Sprite what is it Sprite why would it be Sprite

I feel like you're Big time of Coca-Cola. No, yeah. Sprite taste test. Coca-Cola. Sprites great. I mean, that wasn't my choice. It's Coca-Cola. Cherry Coke also.

Love me a good cherry Coke. I can rock. I can rock with cherry Coke. I'm going to throw your curveball here, Big Tea. Cheer wine. I've only had it like once or twice at Cookout. It's good. What is it called?

It's called Cheerwine. It's like a Southern Soto. North Carolina thing. It's big, big in like North Carolina, South Carolina, a little bit in Georgia. Chewine. It is delicious. Coley, you don't like it?

No, I'm shocked. Big Tea has only had it once or twice. I've never really seen it like anywhere other than cookout. It's very tasty. It's like a cherry. How would you describe its flavor? It's like a charier Dr. Pepper kind of. Don't do that.

Don't do that. Why would you do that? Well, it definitely tries to, I feel like it has the same kind of heaviness in your mouth as a, like a warm Dr. Pepper. Shear wine is good. I don't think, like,

I think there's a reason it's regional, though. I don't think it needs to be like natural. I would say if you took cherry Coke, if you took three parts cherry Coke and added one part Dr. Pepper to it, that would be cheer wine.

I've actually never heard this before. A little fucking chemist. Yeah, 75% cherry Coke, 25% Dr. Pepper. And that's, yeah, I don't disagree.

fairly similar me and my kids go to this uh ramen spot and we get uh we get can of dr pepper and then we mix them together and we call it uh spepper and then love that shit spepper yeah yeah big tea is like you're the the george washington carver of sodas oh thank you yeah you're like breaking bad mad dog what you got dr pepper for sure i don't really like pop. I didn't grow up drinking pop. But if I... It's weird. Oh, yeah. I didn't think about that. No, no, don't change. It's good to have that element in here.

Yeah. Got to have that in the mix. But similar to what PFT said, if I go to five guys specifically, and they have the build your own one. Cool freestyle. Yeah. I'll do a Dr. Pepper or I'll do a cherry Dr. Pepper and make it like extra cherry. I like that. Put vanilla in that shit? Yeah. And the vanilla. Have you had Dr. Pepper with cream soda? No.

I've never had a cream soda. That's an elite beverage. It is good. You'll order the cherry pepper and then you'll add extra cherry syrup. You'll go double cherry on it. That's crazy. It's kind of like. That's a crazy move.

It's kind of like putting grenadine in it or something. Yeah, that's a, that's, I mean, 200 IQ. Yeah, that's my move. But, yeah, Dr. Pepper, sometimes, like, and then other than cherry coke. But I like the cherry flavor stuff. I wasn't as much of a soda fan growing up, but I drank a lot of Gatorade. Yeah, I will try any new flavor Gatorade.

Billy, were you that kid growing up that always had like the red ring around their lips with their Gatorade? No, I was a lemon, lemon lime guy on the yellow. You ever do the powder? Yeah. You can make it extra concentrated that way. Or you can go the other way and make it extra diluted. Now, what do you guys take on,

Shout out dog walk talking about this. What do you guys take on the thermases? I like the red thermos. The red thermos. Like, not, I don't know what they're called, but like to the coolers. Yeah,

like Coleman. Yeah, that you took to practice sometimes. I was a red thermos guy. Was that like, through and through? I didn't know that was like, some people thought it was like a nerd move.

To bring your own thermos? Yeah. To bring hydration? Yeah. I was like, fell as fucking nerd. Yeah. Is it gay to stay hydrated?

But like A lot of high school coaches would say yes That's a fact In like middle school That was like a staple Yeah no It was a

Oh are you talking about Not not at a sporting event But like if you bring it to class I can see how like Yeah That was a little You're a little point dexterous Yeah

Is that what you're talking about? No No I'm saying like bring it to practice You used to bring it to class with you Like no No No you That's you just rock a gallon

In middle school No Like high school In high school You were going to class class with a gallon of water. Like a pole and spring. That's kind of wild. That's pretty standard. Yeah, no, that was a thing. Is it? I think in college, for me, it was a little more normal because we had to stay hydrated,

but in high school. Now, the homies wasn't bringing thermoses to the cells. Not services, but just the gallons. Yeah. I also like a good, I like cream soda in general. But the problem with that is I find that as I got older, I guess it just sometimes just too sweet for me. I need to mellow it out a little bit. I will also drink any kind of new variety of Mountain Dew. That's a promise. If I see in this later. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Mountain Dew is probably the worst one that there is actually. I would that that's bottom tier soda right there. No. No. Yeah. Have you ever had, have you ever had a code red? Yes. And you don't like code red. No. You could argue that code red is is superior to the original Mountain Dew. It's so good.

I just, I just, I'm going to let you all. That's infighting. That's infighting. I have that. I made a special margarita. I made one on Thanksgiving a couple years ago when I went over to Fights's Place. And it's a, I used the Don Julio, was it the 1942 or whatever? Yeah. You know, the big bottle, the like super fancy one? I got sent that as a gift and I mixed it with Mountain Dew.

And then I took a bag of cool range Doritos and I crushed it up. And I turned the glass upside down and use that as the rim as the salt. Rim and made this on Thanksgiving you said I did yeah and it was fucking amazing I don't care what kind of tequila's in it I would like to try that it is delicious that sounds right up my alley I think Casey is still like I think she she thinks about it every day every time I see Casey just around the office she'd be like I'm still thinking about that margarita I would like to try one I always thought that Mountain Dew made you infertile if I just googled that myth there was it there was rumors yeah yeah yellow number five there was rumors that it made you infertile and it may

when i was yeah when i was going up but they said it made you ball strength yeah it's weird that there's a uh like we all experienced that same rumor and it's still going on to this very day is it still going on oh wow yeah well i'm i'm using billy as my tarzine analysis here tartrazine is a synthetic lemon yellow azo dye primarily used as a food coloring um but yeah it was completely made up but somehow mountain dew has managed to survive and not only survive but thrive even though there are rampant rumors for every child who I imagine one of their biggest demographics is with children but all these kids think that it's going to turn you infertile but their product is that good that they just survive in

advance I think it's a wife's tale so kids don't drink too much soda you think so yeah you think big big mom big mom is yeah what are some other stuff like that that were just wives tales hmm that's an outdated I don't know man but this is a hell a Hakeem pivot but have y'all seen the tinder swindler yes I didn't that's got to be one of the funniest shits I've ever seen in my life though

you don't talk about a whole bunch of you I didn't feel sorry for holy shit the girls I'm not going to spoil what hell no y'all dumb is it bro that's that's if any if any one of your home boys has ever hit you and like yo don't answer that uh instagram message my shit got hacked your shit didn't get a hack you was trying to turn three hundred dollars and three thousand dollars because billions of combinations of passwords shit didn't get hacked dog you was trying some stupid shit you saw an offer that was too good to be true and it was yeah yeah come

on family but uh i felt a little bit bad i felt bad for him because they they were like emotionally manipulated sure but Like, there were so many red flags that you don't have nobody but yourself to plan. I'm not laughing at there. I mean, I was laughing, but I wasn't laughing at them. I was laughing at the situation. Like, how could you not see that shit? Like, after the first $30,000 loan you pull out and he didn't pay you back within the next

couple of days, what made you think he's going to pay the extra $20,000? Like, what the fuck is you doing? I agree with that. The guy was just kind of going nuts. And he was able to dial up the intensity so high that he would make it, he would like yell at them and make them think that they were going to get him killed if he didn't get the money. So that's, that's the only thing where I'm like, yeah, they probably should have seen that something was weird, but also at the same time, if you think it's like 25% true that your

boyfriend is going to get murdered because you didn't wire him $20,000. I could see that, I could see people falling for that, you know? But the guy was, he is a character. He's a fucking weirdo. The fact that he just, hilarious. Invented him being the son of somebody, like just gave himself a ghost dad and he was smooth it was smooth with it I ain't gonna lie he was smooth with it he was definitely smooth with him but like most most uh I was gonna say he said no repercussions right no that's that the oh do you want to tell you what happens at then yeah I don't care a spoiler so at the end so if you're listening you haven't seen the tennis when they're just mute this for about 30 seconds so at the very end this is where had me dying like sure they sold all

this dude's clothes right like I got him back like nah he's still out here doing it He's still out here, dog. Got nothing, like nothing happened. He got arrested and he got to let go. Because he's basically just asking folks to borrow monies and I'm going to pay you back. It's really like, damn, damn, son, you got got. This is what it is. I asked, like one time, this was when I first got any kind of money, bro.

And this is advice for anybody out there, dog. And it may be hard to hear for other people out there, but this is just good shit. But my business advisor at the time, this was when I was playing with like 20K in my account. I thought I was like, hell, it's super rich. One of my homeboys was like, yo, let me borrow $1,000, I'll give you back. And I was like, all right, let me just check with my people. Because at the time, that's a huge expense at the time, you know what I'm saying? Like, I was like, let me check on people.

And my dude said, hey, listen, man, anybody that's down 1,000 is not going to be up 1,000. Good advice. That's good advice to live by, man. That really is. yeah all right um boys girls you want to move on i do have one more thing i want to talk about i don't know if we we did touch on push a we touch on push a t right didn't you tell me like a couple weeks ago that he wrote the i'm loving game song yeah so big news he just wrote a disc track on mcdonalds because he's still mad that they didn't pay him enough money for that he's

teaming up with Arby's now. Oh, damn. And so he, oh, no. To be fair, he's a long, self-professed Arby's fan. And he's basically, he wrote a rap song about their new fish sandwich and how much it shits on McDonald's flay of fish. I'm not going to listen to it. I can't.

It's good. I can't listen to it, right. It's good. Push the tea is like, I don't know. He's one of them dudes. I don't know. His resume is just so clean, like, just, you know what I mean? Like, he went to war with one of the goats and took him down.

You know what I mean? Like, now you're writing fish sandwich disc tracks. I'm not going to listen to that. All right. I'm not going to listen to that. It's a good song. I can't do it. He was writing jingles for a literal clown, and you were okay with that?

That's different. It's the same thing. No, you're writing jingles is like, that's a part of your resume on some, like, songwriting capabilities. like this is a this is a gimmick listen if he takes out the fillet of fish that's another win in my he'll never take out the sleigh of fish you should it's got it's got more it's got more prowess than drake though fish fillet sandwich got more prowess than drake all right well let's get i wish him well in his in the sandwich battle still i'm sure you got a lot of money for it

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I got some facts. Okay. I'm glad to hear that you have some facts. So, why don't we start with just like a baseline of Walt Disney, like who he was, where he came from? Well, Walt Disney, of course, the animator created Mickey Mouse, Mini Mouse, all of them. Steamboat Willie. Steamboat Willie.

And yeah, you know, he was a revolutionary in that he sort of made a culture that has been exported across the world and is probably one of the, you know, foundations of the American sort of mystique. I'd say Disney's in there. is, it's, Mickey Mouse is probably one of the most universally recognized things across the globe, right? Yeah. Like brands, Coca-Cola, Mickey Mouse, Washington Commanders. Yep. I mean, these are some crazy stats.

Disney's the world's number two buyer of explosives. Number one is the U.S. military. Whoa. Yeah. That's crazy. Really? Yeah, they're the number two buyer of explosives. I mean, they do fireworks.

at four parks every night five i guess well that's not even including overseas yeah they buy a shit ton of bang bang powder that's i i had no idea they produce they produce a lot of movies with explosions too like it makes sense yeah that's true but like like not even another military like disney has like we were talking about this disney has some serious firepower so disney could take over a good chunk of the world if they wanted to yeah with their army one could argue they already yeah true that's true they are in yes good point coley they're a huge factor in soft power american soft power as they call it yeah um erin here's a fun fact billy just let us know you were you were stepping away for a second but uh Walt Disney World or Walt Disney the company

he's just called Disney yeah Disney the company is the world's second leading purchaser of explosives behind the United States military is this this is this is this is facts I thought it was I thought Billy was capping it's more than a lot of militaries

besides the US what why does Disney needs explosives fireworks oh I mean and movies yeah I mean the fireworks thing that they do

every night is pretty fucking crazy it's hold on they do it every night yeah at every park uh so hold on so fireworks are included in explosives they explode bang bang and so do so do coke cans gunpowder that's not their intended use but yeah they can mentos and coke mm-hmm you make yeah you make a little thing out of that but yeah so Walt Disney was born 1901 Chicago illinois and 6-5-2 they went to missouri they went to missouri Then he went to Missouri for a while, and when he was a kid, it was like the onset of World War I. That was a Scruff McGruff reference. I don't know if you got that, though.

What was it? Scruff McGruff. Who's that? The duck. Scruff. You don't know Scruff, no, it's the dog. Scruff McGruff, McGruff? Chicago, Illinois.

Sixth or five to? I don't know if I do. You don't know Scruff McGruff. He's a crime dog. Oh, McGruff, the crime dog. Yeah, Scruff McGruff. That's his full name? It's a full legal government name.

I didn't know he had a first name. Yeah, I didn't know that either. I'm pretty sure it's Scruff McGruff. I just always heard McGruff. McGruff the crime dog. Yeah, I know McGruff the crime dog. Oh, no, Scruff McGruff is McGruff's nephew. No, that's Scruffy.

I had no idea that there was an entire cinematic universe built out of it. I didn't notice the same family. I thought it was one dude. I don't know what you think. I had nothing. Yeah, I didn't notice. The McGruff's get down. He's a bloodhound.

He is a bloodhound. He was red in a in a, in a, in a detective trance coat. He used to have glasses on his shit. Yeah. He was in a Geico commercial like two years ago. Huh. It's crazy that like there was a crime wave in the United States. And our response to it was let's, let's invent a cartoon dog, which goes to show you

the power of animation in controlling people's thoughts and controlling their attitudes and that's something that Walt Disney himself tapped into before anybody knew the power of the drawn moving figure so you like that time that was fucking we do we do it like we've done it twice we've done it with crime and we've done it with forest fires like no matter what's happening boom cartoon animal yeah exactly yeah we what's the next thing that we need to have uh like danger of getting World War III Yeah

World War III A friendly dolphin An orca Yeah Just an orca Broadcasted directly Into the Kremlin Like right onto Putin's TV

He's like that's That's a silly dolphin All right boys We're coming home Silly the dolphin Says No war in Ukraine Yeah

You know, somebody out there good at draw Jolie the Dolphin the World War III The World War III What was he dressed up at? No, he's a dolphin, right? He's,

should you have a top hat? Top hat's usually played. No, he's going to look like the tuna fish. No, no, this is silly. You're not talking about Charlie the tuna fish. Yeah, but Billy's But he's not erecting things. Yeah, but he's the aquatic.

How about a, how about a beret? Burray. That's the tuna. The tuna has a beret? Yeah. So we got to go top hat, I think. Well, the French do suck. We're a bowler.

How do we feel about a bowler? A bowler. Is that silly, though? That's a little more peanut. Bowler's fun. Charlie Chaplin wore a bowler. That's true. He was very silly.

Do we give him a Charlie Chaplin mustache or? The tuna fish don't have a beret, bro. Beret's kind of military. What do you mean? That's what I'm saying. It shows that it's like, yo, don't fuck with me. But like, come on, guys, just keep it peaceful. You know what I mean?

I kind of like, I like the dolphin. With a top hat, Star Kiss Tuna Fish. Can he be... I can't take him seriously if he got a top. I mean, look, the peanut guy got a top hat. The Nopal the guy got a top hat. I guess it says, no, it's not a beret. What is it?

I told you. It's a red hat, but it's... We got to figure out a way to... What is his name? What is his name? Charlie. Charlie the Tuna fish. Yeah. That's not a beret.

It's going to brim. Hmm. I thought it was a beret, too. It's not. Yeah, I thought it was a beret. What else? I mean, All right, so beret is available, then.

I think it's a barrette. Burray's a little militarious, but is it silly? You need to realize it like, he has to be whimsical. He needs to be sillier. He needs to be, he has to have an element that's silly. Mr. Peanut hat does own the top hat. I don't know that we can use that. What about a Jester's hat?

No, he's not a clown though. Yeah, that's too silly. He's got to be silly. Putin would see a clown. He's like, I sense weakness. Okay, so what about a, oh, I mean, international sign of peace. What about a Santa hat? I don't know why Santa's the only one who can claim that.

I feel that's a little biased. Think Putin's anti-Christmas? I think they're in general anti-Hatat religion. Yeah, no, they're just pro-money for themselves. Yeah. All right. A fedora? Ooh, fedora.

Is that silly? Very silly. Oh, it's very silly. It is very silly. Okay. Silly, so. So like a, like, a, like, a blue

fedora with red stripes with red stripes on it so it symbolizes three red stripes three red stripes three red stripes on it okay

and then maybe the white one for each war remember it's anti world war yeah he's a representative though you know what I mean he's like the ghost

of war's future yeah I like it so the stripes should have red stripes should have like just small just the faintest white outline

on the stripes because now you've got the colors of Russia and the colors of the United States all in one package in one silly dolphin and maybe suspenders what about suspenders in a bow tie I love it now he's starting to look like

like Super Mario character Okay okay Spin zone he gets a furry tail Okay yeah the furries wear Yeah he's got a fox tail Yeah yeah he's got a fox tail And his blowhole. Yeah, yeah.

Yep, there we go. But then it's going to look. Why did we give him a tail? Why don't we give him a tail? To get silly. I think dolphins would, no, it should not be out of his blowhole. I think it should be like coming out of the other tail. So he's got two tails.

He's got the fin. Yeah. And then a bushy fox tail coming out. Yeah, like he's a furry. He looked fun. Can he have a flower that if you go to smell it, it's where it's water right? Yes. A million percent.

Yes. Yes. But is that out of his blow hole? No, because he can blow water. out of his blowhole too. Stop thinking about the blowhole, Billy. He needs to be able to breathe. Pervert.

Okay. So I like where we're at. Now, Coley, I wasn't saying overalls. Super Mario Brothers, they wear the plumber's overalls. I'm talking about... Did say overalls. No, I said suspenders. Suspenders, okay.

With a tuxedo shirt. I mean, no jacket. Suspenders are under overalls, basically. I would argue with their key component to the overall experience. That's what I'm saying. How about this? Suspenders and they're keeping his, he's wearing shorts.

They're holding his shorts up. I don't know that I can take a mascot seriously if he's wearing pants. Oh, no. Oh, no. Where do the shorts start? Where does it ends? Okay. No, yeah.

That's a dog big and a bait. Why, he got to have feet. You can give, I think he'd give him some feet. Some feet. I think he goes, okay. I think he gives some feet. Feet and a tail. He's got to have gloves.

We know that. Vertebrates can only. definitely wearing it They gotta have gloves He needs gloves Hmm So pantsless I'm hearing pantsless

From the focus group here Should you have a penis? You can't have suspenders then Should you have a penis? Like why not? Like just like a tiny little dick I think that's I mean We can hide it

Things like Disney did But I don't think it'd make it too obvious Have you ever seen a dolphin dick I have not It's trust it's It's a You don't have to give him another one It's big of two tails

You have two dicks no i i am saying maybe let's give the silly dolphin human genitalia i know but have you seen a dolphin dick so when whales okay no penis but he's going to have nipples like human nipples you have it okay like the nipples and penis have you seen so when whales mate they're they thought that yo yeah dude i'm telling you bro we don't need to give this guy another dick dolphins are packing you yeah bro it's like i think it's like quadruple the size of

itself or close to shit but when whales mate they look like tentacles moving around and they get they get like multiple dudes and look it up it's crazy okay all right so silly silly the dolphin he's going to be our next great cultural export to stop world war three and he's going to he you know what he does he swims around the ocean and sing silly songs to all the fishes and all their crustacean friends and any time an intercontinental ballistic missile is launched, he leaps out of the water majestically

and catches it in his mouth and shits it out of his ass and to outer space. Bro, do you know that whales have three ways? Yeah. Now, are we spelling silly as we all assume or are we going like the while E coyote route here and it's like sill dash E? Oh.

I want a soft sea. I actually like that. Now wait a second here because we might be cooking. If his name is Silvio E dolphin, but he goes by Sil. Now we got like an Italian dolphin. Oh, he's a, he's a mustache now? He's a mustache now. He's got a mustache.

He might have a mustache. Still lives with his mom. I think that's. Now do we change the hat to like a baker's hat or like a pizza guy? Well, now he's become perverted. Now he's a pervert. Dolphins are perverted. I know, but like, I thought, okay, make love not war. There you go.

Okay. Make it in love. Be it. The Italian. What's his full name? Silvio. Sylvia E dolphin. He's, he's giving off.

He's given off Pepe Lepewapue vibes. He's given off Pepe Lepepelepe was he was hella rapy. I don't want my own my dolphin rapy. Although dolphins do rape. Dolphins are extremely raped. Yeah. Okay. We don't have to word in the war.

It goes from sky to ocean. It goes ducks, humans, dolphins. Those are the rapers. Ducks rape? No, dude, freaking otters, bro. Have you heard about otters? Orders are bad news, too.

Dude, otters are, they're, like, they're serial killers. We're out on otters, I guess. Otters are, they cancels. Big T, big T, give me an addition to Silvio E. Dolphin. One accessory. Accessory. personality trait he has

I feel like a dolphin with sunglasses would be pretty sick that's more of like a that's like a cool rad 90s skateboarding dolphin what kind of poochie yeah it's kind of poochie yeah I might be thinking about poochie I don't hate the idea

what do you what do you want like what if he had sunglasses tucked into his shirt pocket yeah I'm down with that is he wearing a Hawaiian shirt perhaps oh the Hawaiian is Hawaii shirt

Nothing says chill by No one's gone to war in a Hawaiian shirt Yeah he's definitely Italian though But that's kind of like Lowkey Godfather vibes I kind of like the Hawaiian shirt Do we want to do we want to give him a Cuban Underneath that shit dude

Yeah I like that He's got to have a cigar I want this guy chain smoking cigars Are we down with that? Yeah You're looking more like the fighting hellfish logo As we get up Somebody's writing us down like,

yo, I can't keep up with this. No, I do. I like the idea of the Hawaiian shirt a little bit because, he's a, he's a creature of the sea. He lives in the tropics. It would make sense for him to have that.

Yeah, kind of chill out. Okay, I'm with it. Silvio E. Dolphin. We'll get pushy to the right to jingle. Stop World War III. All right. So Walt Disney never created Silvio, a character half as good as Silvio E. Dolphin.

It's fax. Or Scruff McGruff, the crime dog. But he was born right at a time of war where the entire world was going to war in Europe. And this is something that was like a big thing back in the day, World War I, World War II. Teenage kids would just like lie about their age so that they could go overseas and fight in the war

because they thought it was a big adventure that they were signing up for. And wow, won't this be fun? Yeah, I'm only 16, but I'll just lie about my age and I'll be able to go fight. because I guess up until World War I that was really the first bad war that really really really fucked people up

so everyone just kind of thought it was going to be an adventure he tried to go over there in the army they wouldn't let him he ended up I think he tried to sneak into Canada actually to enlist in the Canadian army so he didn't even care that much about just like the US

he just wanted to fuck up Germany and Austria-Hungary So he was too young to go So he ended up signing up for the ambulance corps Which was like a medical service It was part of the Red Cross to go overseas So when he was 16 He signed up for that

And I believe he got the Spanish flu Either right before or right after he got back From World War I He was also an anti-masker Yes he was Nah I was fan of it You think they had You think they had

Oh, the Spanish flu had that pandemic had anti-maskers. Absolutely. There are people protesting saying don't wear masks or shit. No, wait, wait. Was Walt Disney, one of the anti-maskers? No, I don't know. That was a joke. Yeah, but he was hell of racist, so probably.

So he comes back, he gets a job at a newspaper. He actually got fired from a newspaper for having a lack of imagination. Old time, all-time cold take. That's like saying. That's like saying. Michael Jordan didn't make his JV team Yeah So I guess like that was his

That was his Cam Newton All right All right let's do this moment Or is Michael Jordan I guess you could say I took that personally So he just decided You know what I'm just going to have The biggest imagination

In the history of the world And everyone's good I'm going to be known As having the biggest imagination Worldwide So fuck you Which you know That can be

The concept of developing like a really strong motivation out of being snubbed is a real thing sometimes. It's the most powerful motivator. So he ended up teaming up with a guy in Kansas City, right, Polly? Yep.

Honestly, one of the craziest things about Disney that a lot of people don't realize past the cartoons is this guy like really had a vision for the world and sort of a like at some points he did take this too far. But

Like he basically wanted to revolutionize society and civilization. He did. And he tried to create his own little world. Yeah. So what happened was he was teamed up with his co-worker and he started working on, I think it was Oswaldo the Lucky Rabbit was one of the first cartoons they put out. You know, you know the more recent history of Oswald, the Lucky Rabbit, right? I do know it. You want to say it?

Well, he was involved in a sports media trade. he was traded for Al Michaels from ESPN to NBC That's how they got him So now Disney Wait so NBC had the rights to it At some point Disney sold it to them for something Okay And I think whoever was

Was it John Skipper I guess was like We need that Because NBC wanted to hire Al Michaels from ESPN They were like we need Oswald Lucky Rabbit back And they were like what like they didn't even know they had it and he's like got to have it back and they're like okay where do you think they keep that like there's just a patent that they have in a file cabinet

like in the basement like go get oswald that's framed so they gave it back to disney for al michael's who just went to amazon yeah so uh so he was working on this project and he was like you know what this is kind of bullshit because i'm working on this thing but i'm not going to have full custody of oswald the lucky rabbit after it's done being produced i need to invent my own cartoon because cartoons are the future he correctly saw cartoons being able to change society because like at the time imagine think about this you're growing up it's like the you know 30s 40s you don't really see like a cartoon must have blown everybody's mind but there was art that you go stare at a picture on the wall for a while occasionally you could go see a newsreel

and a movie theater but like seeing a drawing dancing around probably fucked you up like I could imagine kids being, like, probably addicted to these cartoons. It's like Avatar, like, the way we saw Avatar back in the day. Yep. Like, like, it's crazy that it's still, it's still electrician to this day. It's crazy that. But yeah, you're entering a new world. Yeah.

Like motion pictures. Yeah. Like motion was such a huge deal, the act of like it was actually moving. Mm-hmm. We take that for granted. We do take it for granted. And so, so he thought I'm going to, I'm going to try to create one of these new, newfangled cartoon things and see if I can control my own destiny.

So he was just trying to think of different ideas. Yo, real quick, that reminded me of this thing. In 1902, there was a sci-fi adventure called A Trip to the Moon. Just Google that shit. It's fascinating. Like, that was like the sci-fi, like the special effects. It's, it's dope because it's the 1900, literally 1900. But just to see how far we've come, it's insane.

It's insane. A trip to the moon Is that the one where the rocket hits the moon And it's got the man in the moon Yeah Yeah I've seen that I've seen that She's fire But yeah that shit was state of the art

Like just a drawing of a mouse Was enough to just melt people's brains And make them flip out like Oh my whole paradigm is fucked up now Because this mouse is driving on a boat So Walt Disney thought to himself I gotta make my own Oswald I got to figure out what I'm doing here

And get something that I can have Of my own to build on So he was looking for inspiration. He was working later nights. And he had a bunch of mice that were in a pin next to him. And there was one mouse that was like more friendly to him than the others that would come over a lot. And so he decided to name Mickey. And then he decided that he was going to design Mickey Mouse.

And he ended up making Steamboat Willie. Now he wasn't even the head animator, right, Billy? No. So he kind of, he did to that guy, what another guy had done to him. and teamed up to start their own company. Steamboat Willie was their first cartoon that they made together. And fun fact about Steamboat Willie, it's about to come into public domain in two years.

So it was going to come into public domain back in 2002, I believe. And what that would mean would be that people could just take its image and use it without giving any copyright or credit to the Disney Corporation. And obviously Disney is like super powerful in terms of their, their lobbyists, and so they were able to get a law signed into effect. I think it was called the Mickey Mouse Law, actually. In 1996, that made it super easy to extend the copyright from 75 years to 95 years. Well, the 95 years is coming up in two years from now.

So I'm thinking that we could just like straight up use Mickey Mouse willy-nilly in about two years. Most copyright law is based off of Disney's lobbyists. They're like almost control all. I mean, a lot of the laws in place now are because of Disney. Yeah, they're a ton of all their pushes. Yeah, there are a ton of Disney-based laws because they do so much business. They're fucking massive.

All right. Let's just get down to it. Was he a Nazi? All right. Well, that's what a segue. Let's just figure it out. I mean, that's what we all want to talk about. Like, was Walt Disney?

Yeah, but yeah. That brings us up to where we're at, where we're at right now. because I'm glad you asked that question, Billy. We can do like both sides of the, like, how would you argue in favor of Walt Disney not being a Nazi? I think from what I've read about his experience that he's had, he met with one of the biggest propaganda creators in Nazi Germany, hosted her on like a tour of the Disney properties, shared information with her. Aryan's got some Dr. Pepper coming that looks crisp and delicious and um

condensation just dripping off the side of the that does look so crisp here it looks amazing but he uh he had a professional ally with one of the head Nazi propagandists World War II

and um I don't know like a close business association with a Nazi does it make him a Nazi billy well he also Epcot which was like um if you've

seen as that giant globe thing no you're wrong that's epcot center oh epcot center is the giant globe epcot was just Walt Disney's idea of what it was his utopian society that he tried to create yeah that's you all know what it stands for i don't yes do you know no but it's like something futuristic and cool experimental prototype community of tomorrow wow wow that's epcott is like a i'm gonna be honest that's what it was supposed to be it wasn't supposed to be like a theme park it's supposed to be like a real like city. So Warner Warner Von Braun and Han

Sharf were Nazis. Guess you hired them? The United States government. Walt Disney. He consulted them for projects about space travel. Yeah. You know who else did that? The United States government. NASA. We hired, we literally hired Werner von Braun after he. For Asian paperclip. Yep. He was the one that was in charge

of literally creating rockets to shoot at allied soldiers and allied cities. The V2 doodle bugs. Yeah. And then after World War II, we were like, well, this guy's a war criminal. But on the other hand, I really would like to put a flag up on that rock in the sky. So we're just going to go ahead and hire him. But yeah, so he consulted for Disney.

I actually didn't know that. Yeah. The Steamboat Willie thing, I don't know if you know, do you know, the back story about about Steamboat Willie? I don't. So Steamboat Willie was based off of minstrel shows. And menstrual shows were, for people that don't know, menstrual shows were like productions that were blackface came about and where it was basically just like parody of black folks,

right? And so if you look in the actual, this is still, you can still Google it's say, if you look in the Steamboat Willie that first cartoon, Minnie dropped something out of her bag and she drops a song called Salt in the Straw, I think it's Salt in the Straw. Yes, no, turkey in the straw. Yeah. Turkey and a straw. And that song has been adopted by a lot of menstrual soul actors.

And later on, there's a dude by the name of Harry C. Brown. He updated that song because it's just so known. He updated that song. He called it nigger-level watermelon. And so all throughout Disney's early history is a whole bunch of minstrel shit. And a whole bunch of, like, anti-Semitic shit as well. Like, mad, like a lot of characters are based off, like, Jewish

tropes and character assassinations all throughout early Disney history shit and so it's like this ain't even a woke this is like what's well documented right this shit's like in there's a couple more like

Song of the South is a real bad way yeah song of the South yeah song of the South they did they try to make that shit they try to delete that shit right yeah I think they took down the Splash Mountain, I think, was the ride that had a lot of the characters from that film. Well, if you've seen Song in the South, the Crows in that movie are, like, you, it's, you can't get more racist than those crows.

One of them was named, one of them was Jim Crow. Yeah. What's name was Jim Crow. Another one is in Fantasia. They actually edited it out. There was a little, if you've seen Fantasia, there's like this little minotor or centaur or whatever. And there was, she was a little slave servant and she had little, what they used to call them piccaninnies.

I used to call little black kids pickinneys. And they used to, and they dressed her like that. But they, they edited that shit out. There's a whole bunch of them, man. And it's not just black folks, it's Jewish folks. Shit is crazy. I think one of them, what's the dude? Oh, the dude, what's his name?

The guy from, who's the antagonist in the Smurfs? Gilgamesh. go gillam myself can you hear me yep um where there's another

no no no Gilgamesh is like the epic of Gilgamesh like the Gargamel Gargamel Gargamel Gargamel

Gargamel Yeah yeah yeah Yeah he was also Red scared guy McCarthy Um Before we get to that Breaking news

Falcons announced they have agreed to terms on a two-year contract with quarterback Marcus Marriota who reunites with head coach Arthur Smith. It is official Marcus Marriota. That's old news, Marcus Marriota is now officially your quarterback. No, he's a quarterback.

He is your quarterback. I've been looking for money and there's no financial terms of the deal, but I would assume given the fact that the Falcons announced this and not someone else, it's not an overly large contract, meaning he be the backup. What does that mean? The fact that the Falcons announced it. How many times has a team broken its own news of signing a starting quarterback to a large deal? I would say never. So who do you think should start? Malik Willis. All right. Well, um, still there. Big T,

as someone who has just lived through going through denial about my new quarterback, I just want to say good luck to you on Marcus Marriota. It gets better. If you need any coaching, I'm happy to and give you all the advice that I have about how to lie to yourself until you believe it. Who would you rather have? Carson West. I'm going to give you a hot tape, PFT.

Okay. I think Carson Wish will ball out. Let's go. Yes. Two MVP votes in 2017. He came in third place in the voting. That's pretty good. Russell Wilson, zero total MVP votes

his entire career. I think he's going to play well for them, though. I think you like him? I thought Carson was a good quarterback His problem was he couldn't stay healthy And he's just a little inconsistent And what it's obvious to say But one of two things is going to happen

Either you're going to get tired of the backlash And he's going to because like a lot of his mistakes are mental So it's correctable And so you're going to put in that work Or you're going to just you know I know a lot I know like that You know get to the league and it's like I'm just This is my job

It is what it is. They don't really care about the shit like that But if I think if he really cares about the shit I think he could be a probable quarterback, bro. I love it. I agree with you. I think he can be too. I just think, actually, RG3 tweeted at me on Thursday, I think, saying that me, him and Carson Winch should do a mental health podcast about how to get success formula. And just like that grind set, I think we need to just change Carson Wentz into a grind set mentality guy.

And then he'll be fine. He needs, like, some false confidence in himself. You know, like some guys have too much of it, and it's, it can actually be like a drawback. But in Carson Winst's particular case, he has so little confidence in himself that I almost feel like overdosing him and turning into like the biggest cockiest son of a bitch, like rolling up with wearing like fur coats and all that shit. I think, I think it might work. I might help him out a little bit. Him and Baker need to, they're on opposite ends of the spectrum. They need to meet in the middle.

Yes. Agreed. Agreed. But congratulations, Big T. I actually think Marcus Marius was going to be a fine quarterback. He won't be the quarterback. Thank you though. I think Josh Rosen actually might get a. No, Billy, stop it. I think I think he might just talking nonsense now. Stand down. Well, I mean, stand back and stand by. Big Cat always talks about this. Like, he's never really gotten a good shot. No. There's a reason. First of all, yes, he did. Second of all, there's a reason. He hasn't since. You completely misunderstand what Big Cat is saying when he's talking about Josh

Rosen he's gotten so many shots that's the joke where it's like he keeps getting passed around he's probably going to be good and then his stat line is always like six for 24 for 112 yards and one interception hey Billy man do like when you got

like your circle of friends and shit like do they be on your bumper like this dog or like are you no they're always on my bumper okay like I have my friends because it ain't just like a convoy going I get everyone's always

I was reading my tweets the other day and motherfuckers be mad because you're so hard on Billy I'm like I just be talking shit I'd just be joking and I'm thinking

I'm like but you say so much funny shit your friends around you can't just take that shit they got to joke so I don't know I mean

it's all lives I mean I love Billy I want to say that publicly for the record I love Billy but sometimes

I think it's on me where I'm like if you're looking at how me and Big Cat treat Billy. Big Cat is like the strict father, very strict father. And he thinks that that's what Billy needs in his life. I'm like the, uh, the crunchy granola mom that tries to, tries to redirect all his negative energy into positive ways.

We don't say no in my house. We just give other options. And I'm slowly starting to realize as my son is getting older. And maybe that there are certain behaviors about him. them that need to be corrected. And maybe some of that is on me. So I'm sent on a military school to course, correct? I'm going to do not military.

I'm going to do the one where like if parents have like a real bad kid, they get like those school camps to come in and kidnap your child in the middle of the night and drag them out to Montana. The troubled teen industry. Yeah, the troubled teen industry. That's what I need. I need one of those guys. Yeah.

Yeah. Scare him straight. I said Billy to jail actually. That would be incredible content. That would be kind of disambiardial. Dude, if I would. If I went to, look, I'm just, actually, that's really bad. But like, how quickly are you joining the air?

Like, I have no other choice. I have no other choice. Like, it's either that. You know, it's like, if we're rocking, we're rocking. No, no. You know, Billy, you just get a lot and said, no, I wouldn't be a Nazi. Like, no one's. No, but like, but like, I, because I've, I've, I've had this discussion a lot.

Like, would you get all the tattoos? Then you get them removed. How many times have you had this talk? How many times have you had this talk? How many times have you had a lot? It's like, what happens? Should I be a Nazi in jail? No, no, no.

It's like, what happened? I pull out my flow chart. I was talking to troops about, I was talking to troops about this. I've got a PowerPoint deck. Can I, troops was talking about. Google Docs send it to you. Gover Pro's first. Troops was talking about how prisons in London.

Amity atmosphere are like a walk in the park. And he's like, I would never want to go to do. Yeah. No, but he's like, he's like, yeah, my buddy's in jail in England and he has a PlayStation, like we Snapchat all the time. Like, like jails in Europe are a total. totally different like uh like their rehabilitation center yeah like that's why that's why the recidivism rate is way lower than ours right way higher than ours and like when asap rocky was in sweden

they like remember that viral um meme of like what a swedish prison looks like and it looked like a a really nice hotel yeah but yeah no i i would definitely not do well in prison no you're too pretty yeah dude so you're you've had this conversation a lot and your conclusion is you're walking right well i'm i'm going into well because the thing is like most young guys who look like me that go in everyone thinks they're pedophiles so like they had like from my buddy who i worked with who no seriously my buddy i worked i would assume you killed someone in a drunk driving incident that would be my first assumption right i would think you stole somebody's pension no so i was talking so i I had a coworker when I was working excavation who did time and he was telling me that like in the first week you have to get to the yard and show everyone your papers for what you were convicted for or they're just going to automatically assume you're like a pedophile and then okay then your life's just hell yeah that would be an issue if you was to go to jail what would you go to jail for I'm not paying my taxes you can't go like five seconds without incriminating wait no I'm saying like I

haven't done my taxes yet, and I'm, like, freaked out that I'm just going to get arrested. I'm not planning on it. No, I'm going to do my taxes, but, like, I'm scared that I'm going to accidentally miss the date or something than just get imprisoned. Well, if you owe them, if you owe them money, then it's an issue. 40 grand, though. PFT, you'll enjoy this. My dad's favorite thing to do when sports news breaks is to text me, like he's a headline writer.

Like, he just loves texting headlines. That's what he does. So for this one, 3.45 p.m., no QB1 for Falcons now and only get a third rounder. That was the extent of his text message. I don't think he expects a reply. He just likes to do that. Chosen, when shit happens. Was it in all caps?

That'd be funny. No, but I went and found. My favorite one. I tweet these out from time to time when he does them. My favorite ones from August 11th, 2020, when all the, they started, like, canceling. When the Big Ten and Pac-12, like, canceled their seasons. before they undid it, let the CFB Conference Domino's fall. Big 10 number one, Pact 12 number two.

Do the likes of ACC, SEC, SEC follow? That's a great text. It's like he's coming back from commercial. Yes. My other favorite one, I just have a thread of these. Hold on. Did he end that with the question mark? Yeah.

Yeah, that's how you keep them tuned in. That's how you peak big T's interest. I'm here. What's going to happen next, pops? Your dad should actually write your blog. Log headlines for you. Oh, my favorite one was from when Manchester United signed Ronaldo. It just says, man, you just got stronger up front.

Yeah, yeah, Ronaldo will do that for you. He's not, listen, he's not here for the fluff. He's here for the facts and the facts only. Exactly. You're meat and potatoes. Exactly. Yeah. I like it.

I like it. All right. Where were we? That was a joke about the gang. I wouldn't do that. Yeah, everyone knew you were kidding. Oh, let me give you this. Let me give you this, Billy.

Let me give you this. Because last episode, I asked for receipts of when, like, you was right and, like, we was wrong, me specifically, you were right about your, when you were comparing ants and termites, and you said they evolved analogously, I wasn't aware of the other term. There's a biological term for analogous, and I was unaware of that term. I didn't know if I thought you were referring to. like the other term of it but i was wrong you were right i wanted to give billy his flowers right appreciate that area yeah yeah no doubt but it's like that's one of those terms that's like

divergent evolution and convergent evolution mm-hmm i should take more file well all right so now i got to go down this road i don't want to i don't want to keep hammering billy on this but he did have a major fuck up yesterday major it was tc u was playing in the night game for all those people out there, they want to know who we're going to bet on. I bet the information that it was World Frog Day yesterday would have been helpful to know

for anyone that was considering betting on the TCU Horn Frog. Getting nine and a half. Nine and a half. But also Billy, most importantly, just the fact that there's all this talk going on circulating the internet about you being a fake frog fan and you miss World Frog

Day. Which Federation declared? The world. Well, there's multiple. that we everyone in the world except for billy joined arm and arm and stood up and made our voices loud and declared yesterday world frog day except for billy who is to be fair of being held hostage by the entire city of boston by a parade it was escape he was he was he was captive i'm just saying escape the town i was i was very disappointed that you missed that yeah uh had some other things yeah i was that was that was a big miss by me okay i'm actually i'm sorry to everyone out there who relies on me for all of their amphibian content and i really i i i screwed up we all have regrets i won't that's like your super bowl i know it is just like maybe next year yeah well you'll get them you'll get you'll get them you'll get them next year billy set a calendar reminder for yourself for next that's when you should have dropped that uh ugly ass frog shirt wow right you're

Really messed up, Billy. You really dropped the ball on this one. You could drop the NFT and that frogs. You could have been a lot, bro. You bullshit. You bullfrog shit. Bullfrog shit. All right.

Well, just don't let it happen again, Billy. If there's any other upcoming amphibian days that you do not get correctly and do not give me a proper alert on, we're going to have a serious conversation. World Newt Day? I'll be right there. When's that? Was, did TCU cover? Oh, they sure did. By the way, they're not almost won out right.

Well, I know they went to overtime. I just didn't know if they overtime and get dicing. Yeah, I never complained about rest, bro, but he missed the card to end. He bumped him at a half court. It was a foul. It was a foul. If Arizona would have scored there, I would have been pissed about it. But I feel like he did kind of, it probably was a foul that would get called in the first half.

But he also did kind of flop. So I feel like the fact that they didn't score and went to overtime kind of like, why? No, so this is why the ref dropped the ball, though, because when you have teams like that, and this is true in football and basketball, a lot of the times, it's just momentum, right? TCU is clearly the inferior team, clearly. Arizona has the better players, right? But they played so well that that was their only chance, regulation was their only chance to win the game.

And once it went into overtime, they were just, they were deflated by that point. You just can't, but he was panicking. You can't bail out there out there. I mean, I mean, the fact that they were half poor pressing in that situation is, like, bro, like, you could break that shit in your sleep. And he was running around. How in college you can't. Why is that? They're not good.

They're unskilled. I haven't seen a single, you know what really discussed me about college basketball? When there's a big six nine, six ten, under the hoop, no defenders around him, lay up off the glass. Are you kidding me? Yeah, you fucking get dunked that shit That's a panic No, I would have laid it in I would have laid it in sir

Two-handed lay-up And the technical Don't get me started on the technical foul pandemic That's the real pandemic in this In this country From high school to college These texts

You guys aren't even hanging on the rim It's not breaking their neck I'm talking about Dreymond green got ejected from a game yesterday Because he told the ref that's terrible It's not a cut I think he said I couldn't imagine

being a ref dog and blowing my whistle because I'm soft as shit. You know what I'm saying? It's been like, you hurt my feelings. Like, you bitch-ass, nigga. Like, I, look at rest, bro. They'd be so fucking soft, bro. That's soft.

It's very funny to imagine a referee, like, he's running down to court and the player hangs on the rim for too long and the ref gets so mad that they blow a whistle at him. Hey. It's because they're mad because they get off my lawn. Cut it out. It's like,

Refes are the, I tweeted this one time, but like, refs are the players, or I'm sorry, the player's parents that, like, when a kid is playing a ball and, like, youth league and he puts it between his legs and he'd be like, you'll stop hot dogging. That's them.

They're sports. That's all they are. Showboating. They're cops for sports. Yeah, quit showboating. Quit showing out. Grandstanding. There are a lot of great terms for it.

In grandstanding, like they're doing, like, a little dance. Man, yeah, the hanging on the rim thing was so stupid because as somebody who has hung on the rim, before I can tell you this. You've never felt this. Yes, I have from personal experience. This is why I hung on the rim for so long that one time. You had to have your home boy stand on the back of the little water tank so that it didn't

tip over. Go ahead. Take you down. No, the lifeguard blew their whistle out of me and told me to get out of the pool. When you're hanging on the rim like that guy was, if he had just let go at the time that the ref wanted him to let go, he would have fallen onto his neck. I saw a screenshot that said, like, here's the angle. he would have begun his dissent to not get a technical foul.

And he's damn near parallel with the floor. Yeah. He would have done. He would have been like an Olympic gymnast to stick that landing. Like that's what kind of landing they would have wanted. And it's, have you seen the high school ones that have gone viral? No.

Yeah. There are two. One was in Ohio. It was, I believe the state championship. It was an all black team. This is classic high school basketball. All black team versus all white team in the finals.

And the all black team had a dunk. didn't even hang on the rim like not even for a second he just dunked it and immediately got a tech for dunking uh and then there was not against my guys there was a one that wasn't um white versus black like that but it was just like another standard dunk with no hanging on the rim and the ref was just like i said i don't understand what's the logic behind it like what is the like what is what is that it's like it's like old congressman made that fucking move you know what There's no logic behind that shit. That, and they need to bring back, slap at the backboard after you don't.

Like, that shit was cracking. Like, what do you think? That was my area. That was my area. It's all taunting. And it's, it's, it's like if, it's old baseball where they get mad about bat flips. Like, if basketball is going to be behind baseball when it comes to celebrating, that's a tough look for basketball. Yeah.

It's just, you know what, man, everybody 60 plus, need to stop watching, 50 plus. stop watching sports if that shit bother you know what i'm saying like fucking bum bro we out here talking shit we're not out here congratulating each other for having a good game bro shut up what's the penalty for chirping a ref in the NFL like so few players get tossed from games like i know that's what it is but no one ever gets tossed and i know those roughs here hell all game yeah um i don't i actually never seen it um the only time i seen somebody get thrown out was i see I say Andrejohn's Breaks off Coral Finnegan.

Yes, we all saw that. That's a great. But that's the only time I ever seen anybody get ejected. I wasn't even at the refs. That was like, yeah, they were fist-

That's what I'm saying. But even the, because I think this is what got him thrown out though because the ref had Dre in his chest like this and Dre went and he slapped his hands down like that. Dre, I never seen Drake snapdugger.

But like, I don't know, like, right of the rest in the NFL just ain't soft like that. We'd be talking shit. Like, I've never argued with the ref. on a call he made on me because, like, I'm like, yo, my logic isn't that, like, I'm not going to have a rational conversation in the middle of a sporting event. So there's just, I just never talked to a ref, like, come on, sir, does you know what, son?

You're right. I fuck that up. He's never going to do that. So I just have never, even when I used to play basketball, I just never did it. There was no point. You'll get the next call, though. That's what it's about. It's not about that call.

It's the next one. Maybe. I remember one time I was playing the Ravens, and we was having a, it was in overtime. But it was a drive to put us into overtime. and I made this nice pass, made Ed Reed, Hall of Fame a miss. So, you know, and it was a really, it was really dope move. I cut, I split two players, and I, like, dove out of bounds to stop the clock. And I was looking at the ref, like, did you see me?

I'm out of bounds. And he stopped the clock, and I slapped his butt. Did you get a flat? No, he was like, because I was just a heat of the moment. Like, it was game winning drive. Like, you know what I said? I was like, shit. And it was cool.

It was cool moment between me and that ref. That's awesome. Yeah. Who was your favorite ref? Oh, I don't even know his name. It's just black dude, hella bow-legged, dog. Short dude, bowler. I don't know.

No disrespect, but it's like, that's how I remember it. It's just always cool, man. I'm talking about always cool. Just a cool-ass dude. Always. Ball boys was cool as fuck, too. I used to love the ball boys. It's not Jerome Bogart.

I don't know, isn't that. I couldn't. I'll send his picture to the group. Yeah. Did you like Ed Hockewley? I mean, we didn't. really chop it, but he was always cool. I didn't really have no problems with no rest.

Like, because I also was a running back. So it wasn't like, I didn't really, like, all my blocks was either cuts or I didn't really hold that much. And if I did get called for hold, I held. Yeah. Very guilty. You never got like wildly face masks that didn't get called or anything like that? No, no.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, all the time. I was like, you grab much cheese. Like, oh, I didn't see it. I mean. Very agree. Ariel Arrian Foster. Yeah.

No, this ain't him. This ain't him, but he was cool. I don't know. I don't know what his name was. He's cool that dude, though. All right. Walt Disney racist. Walt Disney racist.

Yeah. There's a shitload of stereotype characters that he used. That is something that, like, you can't deny if you're going back and you're talking about what Walt Disney, what he was like as a person, what his thoughts and police were. Like, he just, he played on a lot of stuff. stereotypes. I'm curious. And I mean this, like, I want to have a, I want to get big T's honest opinion about it. Like, when you hear about them taking the crows out of the song of the South Run Disney, were you pissed off about that? No, dude. Why would you ask me that? Well, because I've never seen. No, no, because podcast is so bullshit. No, no, because a lot of people

are like, you know, with the Dr. Seuss books and they made like a big deal out of, you know, certain panels and certain Dr. Seuss books and acting like Dr. Seuss was like completely like all the left wanted to get rid of Dr. Seuss entirely. That was like very overblown. But the Disney thing, there were a lot of people that were saying like kind of the same stuff like, oh, we want to cancel cartoons now. But I feel like that it's actually like, if you look at those crows,

they're very offensive and just they're drawn to kind of mock black people. So I don't know what your thoughts were. I've never seen that movie. I didn't know that ride was based. on a movie until all that thing happened. I just thought that those were the characters on Splash Mountain. Go ahead. This is the, this the, I'm sorry, go ahead, go ahead.

So I don't like, yeah, if they want to get rid of that, like, go for it. I don't care. I don't like. So the funny thing about that shit is as I was kind of doing research for this shit and, because I always knew, like, you know, I heard about Steamboat Willie and, you know, I've read it before, but like, you're just digging back up and kind of making it off fresh. I was looking at a couple videos kind of detail and explain it. And there's like a book written about, actually it's a really dope book about how animation kind of like influences our culture and it influenced our culture.

But anyway, so as I'm reading, yeah, I just, you know, never, never do this. But as you tap into some of the comments, there's just a whole bunch of like, simping for the shit. It's hilarious. So it's a whole bunch of like, I'm black. And that not only does it not offend me, but I thought it was very cool how they portrayed those crows and like all the Asian stairs. I was like, even I'm Asian and all the Asian stereotypes, I really enjoyed it as a kid. And I was like, how to fuck, dog?

Like, how the fuck do you get there to where it's like, you the speaker for what's offensive and not offensive to somebody else? Like, it's just insanity, right? Like, and it's littered the whole, YouTube is really right wing or the comments section is anyway. And so it's just the whole bunch of like, you could get offended if you want to get offended. I was like, dog, it's obviously racist.

It's all right. He would tell you it's racist. He would tell you it's racist. Yeah, I think so, too. It's all, I don't think it's actual. I think it's like white dudes pretending to be, say, oh, I'm black and I. Maybe, but it's, it was just funny as they are. It was funny.

I also think that a lot of people that say that if you just, like, talk to them, person to person, most people would see the reasoning behind it. I feel like most people actually wouldn't back up some of those beliefs that they put out there online. They do it because they're feeling edgy or whatever. Or they want to, you know, say something for shock value. Or they just think that it's funny. But if you have like a real conversation with people and you show them, okay, watch the song in the South with me and then watch it with a black person.

And then after you're done watching it, try to tell them that it's not based off a stereotype that is intended to like demean the entire black community. And I don't think that I don't think that they would really back up what they said initially. I think most people are reasonable enough. They just like, you know, they hide behind. what they say online sometimes. I don't think anyone actually... Look at you little optimist. I like it, man.

Yeah, well, I'm getting soft. I don't think anybody actually wanted the crows or any of those characters to stay. Yeah, no, there was no backlash. I honestly didn't know. That's why I think it was one of those things. That's why when you said, like, oh, Big T, do you like the racist crows?

Like, that sounds like, no one's on, that's not, no one's standing up for the crows. He didn't say, did you, he didn't say, did you like the racist crows. I probably brought, I probably didn't. He sure did. They took my racist crows. I probably didn't bring it up. I didn't.

I don't think he said that. I probably didn't bring it up in the most diplomatic way. I was just curious if that was one of those flash points where people were upset. He was definitely poking up there for sure. For sure. I don't pick a fuck about Splash Mountain. The Dr. Seuss thing was more.

I think there was more of a pushback. I think ever. The one I saw with Disney was people were like furious that on Disney plus now during certain movies it will come. up like this was written in a much different time period. Some of these characters portrayed are like very racist stereotypes. And what I think PFT saw was people who are more aligned with Big T's politics are the ones who will bitch and moan about that five second disclaimer. And I just can't imagine the people who, whoever they are, real or not getting mad about

this like go outside touch me grass like i'd be upset about anything else in the world there was a there's something like to that same vein that like stuff over time has become unacceptable i have a feeling that a lot of like the meat like some of the meme culture stuff that we're doing right now is going to end up being like the equivalent of like blackface in the future Are you doing digital blackface? Yeah, like I think so I think That was a thing that people were talking about like three years ago Yeah

Digital blackface Well yeah Some people were saying that If you if you like if you use a gift to express your emotions On Twitter and you use a gift If it's a white person Doing a gif of a black person Some people got mad and said that was digital black face

I ain't woke enough for that one Yeah I think they like put it out there As like a trial balloon To see if it was going to fly And then everybody was like This is ridiculous no And they were okay pulling that one back down

Yeah that feels like a sigh up honestly You remember Did you ever see the The Clovers It's called child lovers And so it was 4chan Forchan started It was a troll

And it was it was it was it was they created a group I had Twitter followers and shit saying that they were advocating for loving children. It's just a choice. It's a preference. But it was just a troll to try to get people to uh to get mad to be like look backlash to get backlash yeah look at look at what we're trying to do what our society is doing these days yeah what he's called namela i think namble is a real organization namela's a real that's real i thought that's no no no no no namble is real clover was the troll billy don't don't don't google yeah don't don't don't do don't go you're gonna have fbi i knocking on your door now bro oh geez crazy speaking of the fbi i Walt Disney was an FBI informant to the point where he actually became, he attained the rank of special agent in the FBI.

So that's kind of like an honorific that they gave out. It didn't mean that he was like carrying a gun around and arresting people or wearing a wire necessarily. But Walt Disney absolutely hated communists, hated trade unions. And he would blackball a bunch of his animators. if they threatened to go on strike. He was very, very anti. He ended up informing. So he kind of formed an alliance with Jay Gher Hoover of the FBI.

Obviously, we did the macro dosing on the FBI a few months ago. But he created an alliance with J. Edgar Hoover where he wanted J. Edgar Hoover to give him help securing land for some of his real estate holdings, for some of his future theme parks, things like that. He wanted the FBI's assistance in letting him. him know about what was going on with some of the trade unions so that he could try to stay ahead of them because, as we know, Jay Grew Hoover was monitoring any sort of the labor movement in America and infiltrating it. But also, Walt Disney was sharing information with the FBI about suspected

communist activity in Hollywood and in California and in his industry. So they had like a little handshake deal. And actually, this is kind of interesting. The reason or the information that Walt Disney he was initially getting back from Jay Grew Hoover was just information about his own family because he didn't really think that his uh the lineage that he had been told since he was a child he thought that his parents and that his relatives were lying to him and he wanted to trace that back so he asked Jay Grew Hoover for assistance in tracing back his ancestry in exchange for him providing names of trade unions and communists to the FBI he actually never got any sort of information from J. Edgar Hoover about it. So

Jay Grew Hoover was like playing him like a fiddle. You're like, tell you what, still don't have any information about who your dad was, but I'm going to give you a promotion and start calling you a special agent Walt Disney. It doesn't come with a pay increase or anything, but here's what I got for you.

But yeah, they were working hand in hand for a long time. And yeah, so he was legitimately like, he was a narc. Hmm. I don't be a secret agent. Okay, I, I, hereby give Billy the rank of secret agent. How about like super secret agent? Let's hold off. Maybe let's see how the next couple months go. You don't, you don't miss any more

episodes. I didn't miss anything. Yeah, in fairness to him, he didn't miss it. I didn't. I know. I, okay, never mind. I'm just saying, I'm dangling. He almost missed it in theory. I wasn't, I wasn't, I wasn't actually ever going to miss it. You are secret agent. I gave you the rank of secret agent and maybe super secret agent at some point. Aaron, you're muted right now. I had a fucking zinger too. Say it again.

It's just not going to have the time is off. I'll say it, but it's just the time is off. I'm going to say you minority reported, Billy. I did. I pre-crime them. Yeah. That's a fact. Okay, I don't get that reference. God, that was such a good joke.

So in addition to being a special agent for the FBI, he was, like we said, earlier, he was chummy with Hitler's favorite propaganda leader in the lead-up to World War. So the person who did Triumph of the Will. So, you know how we were talking last week about how the pornography industry has been at the forefront of all these technological innovations? I would actually submit that racism has been at the front of a lot of early cartoon innovations and movie innovations. So before pornography was there, and pornography was driving it. But Triumph of the Will, it's one of those movies.

like Birth of the Nation that just strictly from a filmmaking aspect in terms of technically how they were shooting it has influenced every movie that's come after it and Triumph of the Will was a big time Nazi propaganda movie Birth of a Nation was a big time like just very very bad movie on a serious note on a serious well kind of semi-serious but it's like it's why I was it's like when I argue with a lot of racist people. Well, when I'm having conversations with people who don't agree with my worldview, that's one stick is that I always try to get through the sea, is how influenced by media and culture that we are. And when you go back to the roots of our entertainment industry, it comes

back to this, Disney, menstrual shows, birth of a nation, stuff like that, where the propaganda has been, it's why when you hear communism, like people like big tears, like, mass murderers, right? They just murder people. Like, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, a certain people, it's certain way, so that you can justify the shit that you're doing to them. It's, uh, one-oh-one, if you're to conquer a folk, like, it's what Hitler did. It's what, a lot of people do that are trying to, have dominion over people is you have to otherize them and the way you do that is through propaganda yellow journalism we did a whole fucking episode on it true yep so you guys want to get into some of the uh the like movie things that surround like some specific things that are uh inserted into

disney movies that have gotten like controversy in the past things of that nature because i got i got a we can talk about the lion king but i thought this was i did a little bit of research uh preparing for this show and this is my favorite one that like everyone's thinks about Walt Disney as like what do you think of when you think of uh Walt Disney like the person himself before today's episode what did you know about Walt Disney frozen head frozen head there we go frozen head people say he was cryogenically frozen um and that his head was severed much like Ted Williams is and he's being he died of lung cancer and he's he's waiting for the cure to lung cancer to come around so they can they can reanimate his body and bring him back

to life. It's not been proven one way or the other that whether or not his body is frozen. Some people say that it is. Some people say that it isn't. He was definitely like interested in cryogenics and he researched it, but a lot of people were saying he died like a little too early to have his his body frozen. But a lot of people think that when they were creating the movie frozen, they took the original Russian folktale and I think it was called something Winter Princess or something like that, Snow Princess, I think.

And if you look at any other Disney movie that's based on like a fairy tale, they usually use like the name Cinderella or they usually use, you know, the actual name. Pinocchio is another case of it. And this one, they changed the name to Frozen so that when people Google Walt Disney Frozen,

the thing that pops up is this enormously successful movie and not any information about whether or not Walt Disney is actually frozen right now. Huh. Which if that's the case, if that's why they change it,

brilliant move. Elsa. Brilliant PR strategy. Yeah, Elsa is a terrible name for a movie. Yeah. Yeah, Elsa would have been a bad name. Yep. But like Moana was Moana.

Like they still definitely do it. it but yeah this was this was one i had locked and loaded it's it's absolutely genius brave isn't that that's also one that doesn't have yeah it also states merida yeah yeah brave is also Pixar so it's technically different it's owned by disney it is but they they very much have like a line of delineation between the two yeah like frozen isn't Pixar but toy story is wait so brave is brave not a princess movie is it not a a Disney princess movie technically it is but it's technically pick like it's Pixar studio they kind of have their own because is that because then is it like because I know like you know there's

the princess and the frog there's you know that's that's that's weird though they didn't give they didn't give my girl a anime they drew cartoon jewel I don't understand it I wish they did that more there's Mulan nah you bugging you don't like the new digital uh you crazy there's something about Lion King for example there's something about the colors like when Scars talking and he starts taking over and it's like real dark

that they can't replicate with like I like the new technology of course and it definitely fits for a lot of stuff and Prince and the Frog is not like the one I think could have like should have went one way or the other there's something about

huh? This is an Avery take no that's a that's a that is a that is a a ricochet shot and also a direct shot at the same time. Whoa. Yeah. He's not here to defend himself.

Oh, he's not even here. Oh, damn. Yeah. I'll tweet him. No, but that's actually so right about the hyenas in the dark. Where is it where the light doesn't touch? Yeah. That vibe changed.

Yeah. Why don't you think they can't get that vibe if they was animated? Did you? They did animated. very recently bad universally no that was that was a live action

Joan I ain't talking about a live they did not train those lions to do that that was animated but I'm talking about the the type of animation that what is it called what is the clay nation

I want to say it's like claymation that's not claymation that's clay that's clay it's computer animated it's opposed to draw it's computer animated that is

It's very good. It's way better than drawings. Like, I think- No, you were one of them, It's not like me being like music sounds. Yeah, yeah. That's what I said. I like, all I asked for was more 2D.

Just more. More representation of 2D, I enjoy. I would like them to read, keep the same audio tracks and reanimate old Disney movies. That would be fired, though. I think, I think they're, what we're talking about? That would be fire.

Look at a lot of the old Disney movies. Like some animations is trash. Like Little Mermaid. Trash. It's trash. I don't say trash because I could never draw on no shit like that. Comparatively to the new computer animated shit, it's way better. It's way better.

Look at some of the scenes are crispy as fine. Look at Rattitude. Look at the cinematic views of that, of those scenes. It is gorgeous. It is brilliant. Brilliant. And when you look at Sebastian, it's just, he could be better. But there's something, there's something I agree with Coley about like really well drawn 2D animation.

Yeah, right. Yeah, I'm not talking. It's like, like, it's not even my favorite movie, but like, you want to talk revolutionary. Who framed Roger Rabbit having Roger Rabbit? I mean, even the new, let's talk space jams. The first space jam looks way better than the new space jam. That's substantially better. just how it looks i haven't seen the second space yet um for a good reason uh but you'd like

seeing bugs bunny animated the way you're talking versus bugs bunny animated in 1995 96 96 wins you remember when the simpsons did 3d homer and everyone like get it out of here never want to see it again that was a tree house of horror so i'll give it a pass yeah yes because y'all drowning in nostalgia man that's why i'm not i i can't imagine anyone in this program watches more animated stuff than I do. For the record, I watch Avatar every day almost. For the record,

Silvio E. Dolphin is going to be 2D. We're okay with that. I'm okay with that. I'm okay with that. A silly cartoon animal that's designed to spread your propaganda always has to be 2D. He's propaganda. I love it. He is propaganda.

I want his dick to be the other one. Just for dick. Bro, what? Billy, you're, your special agent in charge of dicks. You're responsible for the dicks. Because have you seen dolphin? It's crazy. Yeah, we've seen it.

But while we talk about two dimensions does not do that justice. Well, as we're talking about propaganda in Disney, I think it's fair to point out that while he is an alleged Nazi and an obvious racist, um, while he was doing stuff, uh, that may have benefited Germany, Warner brothers, had Donald Duck go right up to Hitler's door and smash him over the fucking head with a mallet which deserves to be played that should be taught in history class

yeah when people say like you're going to be on the right side of history with this one no better clear cut example than Warner Brothers versus Disney when it comes to their treatment of Adolf Hitler yes I mean they just drew Hitler and Daffy Duck just beating the shit out of them now let me ask you this

When we're talking about Silvio E. Dolphin, should we be catering to Putin himself or should we be targeting the Russian people? Like, if we have a dolphin just beat the shit, maybe that's where we use his rapy, the dolphin's natural rapy proclivities. Maybe Silvio E. Dolphin just fucks the shit out of Putin. And Putin can't stop. He's just getting fucked nonstop by this guy. Huh. And so then his people see that and they're like, I can't. I can't support a leader that is unavailable, like it is, is not even available to escape

like the romantic advances of a cartoon dolphin. But maybe people, because he's now a victim, sympathize with him. Yeah, that's, that's a great point actually, bro. You actually might have just, could go either way. Gained allieship. Okay, what if Putin is constantly, the plot of it is Putin is constantly chasing Silvio E. dolphin to have sex with it. And Silvioiola dolphin is like, yo man, hey, this is uh, like no offense.

Hands off the merchant. No offense or nothing. I don't swing that way. I know I'm Italian and all, but I thought he's American Italian now? Yeah. I thought he was, I thought he was Italian Italian. He's Italian American. Okay. And so Putin's always trying to get some of that sweet dolphin tail. And Sylvia's just like, hey, man, hey, hey, hey, the fur, the furry dolphin tail. How is, uh, how's he going to do in Japan? Great. He's going to do wonderfully. Oh, are you talking about the fishermen, the cove? He has to be.

No. That's what I'm worried about. I'm talking about whaling. Oh, just, yeah. The general. The dolphin industry over there is, it's something else. All right, more Disney stuff. We'll get back to Sylvia later, I promise.

Well, that's a great point, actually, though. Hold on. That's a great point, though, because that's what Silvio E. Dolphin is for. It's for peace. Yep. he can after he takes down Putin in the war in Ukraine we take down the fishing industry there you go yeah we just go after all the evil in the world yeah and if we if we take down the fishing industry we're really tackling climate change a very high level just the way we may need to put ahead of the Putin thing honestly now i i facts i really do enjoy eating fish though like we're i'm still gonna be

able to eat fish because now it sounds like you're just you're still mad about the whole push-a-T-R-Bee's thing. I literally didn't. But let me write this disc track for Silvio E. Dolphin. I got it. Oh, he wraps now, too.

Nah, no, no, no. Now he's a 90s cartoon. Yeah. I think, I think he's a, he should sing. Okay. Opera? No, that's too.

It's kind of sound. Make it, make him like a funny, like, Yodel. I want him to Yodel. The Yodel. But he's in Italian. I thought that was like Swedish right But he's multi-cultural

That's like Swiss There's there's the Alpsur and Aalian throat singing Or what about what's Oh shit What are those boats that they go in gondolas Gondola he's like on a gondola I think that's one of the ways that he gets around On a gondola

That's his car Yeah he's like Batman He's got a lot of different vehicles He's got the got was it The bat like a What that was his name again? Sillio The Silmobile

Yo, this would be fun as fuck to really create like a little comic series book about how he just tackles all the world's problems This shit would be fun as hell Every episode is now just a plot point And Silvio Edoch Can he team up

Can he team up with the boner dogs? Yeah, yeah sure While we have Sylvia Well, we have to vote on that shit Why is he teaming up a dogs That will be like a that'll be a future They're the same universe Does Aryan know who the boner dogs are?

Well, it's clearly no There's just one boner dog There's one boner dog It's a movie that I'm Or a TV show that I'm going to be producing with Adam Sandler And it's about a dog that has a boner all the time They're in the same We're penciling in the rest of the plot

They're in the same universe Yeah they're the same multiverse Yeah so we'll put out the boner dog It sounds like sounds like a villain No no it's like it sounds like one of Silvio's villains Actually you ever watch We've got to a point in the world where PFT says I'm producing this TV show with Adam Sandler

about a dog with a bonner and he goes oh okay just like matter-factly like that makes sense I have no further questions we've been in pre-production for the last few years but the ball is rolling on it they'll exist independently and then there'll be a crossover and then they'll kind of they'll share a universe at that point could we have a female protagonist for Silvio like a porpoise like a love interest or a protagonist? Yeah love interests

got it mm-hmm yeah like a narwhal What's the different Hot porpoise The Norval With a purpose Is that Yeah I don't know about the

Norwal I kind of like a porpoise The Norwell is just Trying to Pigs Sylvia Norwell's definitely the bad guy The Norwalk Is definitely a bad guy

And he's got That's definite Norwalk What is Norwell? Narwhal What is Norwell? Narwhal is like a unicorn whale

The Vikings Used to sell Their Tusks Tusks Horns And pretend that they're unicorn

Tusks. All right. Any other Disney stuff? What other types we want to do in here? Disney parks used to force performers to share underwear like in the suits.

Okay, first of all, I want to push back a little bit on that. Used to. Yeah, I feel like that's cap. No, no, because they're not performers. They're cast members. Cast members. Every employee there,

they're not employees, they're cast members because you step into Disney, you're transported into a different, different world, really. We have a former cast. member that works with us we do Jordan Barry

yeah she's got a lot of actually we should have invited her on do you want me to see if she's around yeah you want to check we'd love to hear what she has to say about she might be brainwash she might not have any bad thing to say about the mouse which character uh was she

she's going to tell you all about it no no no they're not they're friends of whoever have you all about to say I don't like like you can't say I am Donald Doug or something. I'm friends. So you're a friend of Donald.

Got it. Huh, that's weird. So, I've not seen this chart of everything that Disney owns. I have not. I know what you're talking about. Upsetting. This shit is fucking hilarious.

And to move into modern Disney, they are currently setting up full communities, uh, buying land and building towns. Um, where your whole life is Disney. now. Where's the closest one to hear?

The first one, the first one's going to be, asking for a friend. I think the first one's in like the Palm Springs area of California. Yeah. But these things are going to be,

I would imagine, wildly successful. Like, because why wouldn't they'd be? And I imagine that's just going to be America moving forward. Just one big Disney hotel. Listen, if it's just,

if it's just like a neighborhood that doesn't, doesn't really have anything to do with Disney, but they're just, like, making it. Disney does almost everything better than every one of its competitors by a pretty large margin. From what I've read, it's very much going to be an immersive experience where you are. That changes it, but if it was just like, hey, we're moving into real estate now and we're going to make this neighborhood, like I'm all in. I have a feeling that this place is going to be very intolerant towards people who aren't Disney fans. I think it's like, you know, like, you know, like, you think they're going to be intolerant.

towards somebody that moves to a Disney town is like I fucking hate Disney so why did you move to the magic kingdom I have a feeling how can you like hate Disney though like I've never met anybody like that there's a lot of people like DreamWorks fans they hate they hate Disney people

I can understand you're hating tenets of Disney like as far as like but like it's not obviously net benefit to the world right and I'm coming from somebody who realizes the origins are hell of racist but like they've done so much good for people and they've done a lot of good for our culture. They're also currently extremely under

fire for where their money's been going in the political front. Oh, I'm sure they're pieces of shit as far I'm talking about culturally the impact. I'm not talking about it. I think they're capitalists. So, like, of course, there are going to be some sharks in the water. But as far as I just can't picture somebody being like

a fuck Disney, yo. Like, I really can't have seen that person. They might be out there. It's a cool thing on the internet now to hate what they call Disney adults which are like like if you're if you're 47 without children and you're super obsessed with Disney World yeah I think that's a little bit

weird but like do what you want to do I don't give a shit but like there are people who really hate those people and they just kind of like turn that into oh well I hate Disney now I feel like Disney's gonna get like a nickel back revival where people are going to start like I got news for your brother Disney I never left yeah I was doing amazing

right now yeah they're fine I don't think they need to revive like I literally I literally watch Anytime my kids go over when we pick a Disney movie I got Disney Plus I got Hulu I haven't watched that much Disney lately

Disney Plus is potentially the best streaming service That shit's fire bro I'm not gonna I'm gonna keep you I got all the Marvel shit A thousand percent it is brother But I got all the Marvel

shits on it So me and my kids be watching all the Marvel movie It's just It's good stuff I remember when they announced that And everybody's like Who's gonna pay for that

On top of Netflix And all the other shit You already have Disney Plus rocks. It is good, yeah. I will pay for that. And if they ask for another $10 bump, they'll be getting $10 for me, X room, it is good.

So there was a blog that was actually written right here at Barcelona Sports almost a year ago back in April of 2021. A grown man says he can't go to Disney World anymore because the immersion and fantasy is being ruined by wokeness. That was by our own Big T, wrote this blog. I was going to ask, did I write that? I don't recall writing it. Yeah, yeah, you wrote it, you just blacked out.

But it sounded like something I would write. You just black out, let the spirit of the Lord pour out your fingers. Just woke up from a GOP hangover. No, no, so Big T was talking about this guy who goes by the name, I assume it's his real name, actually. Jonathan Van Boskirk, that's a great name for a Disney adult, who's very upset about the fact that they changed some of the rides there. And then, yeah, Big T, yes, you're right.

I want to apologize for being too aggressive with my line of questioning earlier. Big T was, he said that one can only describe the scenes in Song of the South as being, let's see, hang on here, I just had it. I don't recall writing this at all. Don't take my crows. Yeah, no, no, he said, he said, this guy's out of control. Go back to Boston. No, he said, I can only describe.

with uh song in south with what can be best described as a questionable level of rewatchability that's i think that's fair so so big t was what a great quote from big t what yeah you had a kind of like today that was similar to that common big t w question what is that shit again a what was that lining questionable what no big t was saying i'm truly fascinated by this guy because the guy was saying uh no no i'm talking about the songs of the sound okay disney was the Rewatchability that can best be described as questionable. Disney changed one scene on Pirates of the Caribbean and might change the theme of Splash Mountain

from a 1946 movie with what can be best described as a questionable level of rewatchability to one to 2009 that kids actually know and Jonathan is ready to throw it all away. Disney executives are currently quaking in their boots over the fact that he won't be riding Pirates of the Caribbean anymore. I'm mostly just sad for my guy, John. He's down so bad.

Won't somebody think of the grown adults with a Disney obsession and unwillingness to accept any minor change? What, um... Thank you, Big Tea. Thank you, Big Tea. What did they take out of, um, the Pirates of the Caribbean? I did the rapy stuff.

There was a, there was a pirate that was like looting and pillaging and was like dragging a woman away about to have sex with her against your will. Probably something that you might not... Historically accurate. Historically accurate, but also maybe something that should not have been included on a children's ride from the get-go. They used to use real skeletons.

Oh, that was on a children's ride. Yeah. Do you think that they, you know how people go see Disney movies now and they're like, you know, actually there's a lot of good humor in there for adults? You think they would like go to this Pirates of the Caribbean ride and then afterwards be like, you know, there's some stuff that even the parents will enjoy, like the rapy pirate. Yeah, I don't know. That is kind of woke, taking rape stuff out, though.

Yeah. So the Disney adults are, they're very funny to me. They're just, they love the immersion. I don't really understand the appeal. Going around the room, who here? Now, I should probably recuse myself because I haven't been to Disney World since I was like four, I think. That was like my big family vacation that I had when I was a kid. But I don't, I don't remember it because, you know, obviously it was four.

But do you guys, are you guys fans of Disney World? I feel I have a good perspective on this. I like Disney World a lot. I went a year ago. It's so much fun. Great time. But, but like, I, I, I am familiar with people who will, like, watch YouTube videos of them, like what the new snacks are at Disney World.

Like, that's weird. Jeff D. names. His name is Jeff. That's not Jeff. It's not Jeff. It is Jeff. Well, it is Jeff, but that's not, I wasn't talking about.

There's no more sentence ever constructed that describes Jeff D. Lowe as, yeah, but there are some people that will watch YouTube videos, Jeff loves YouTube of new snacks Jeff loves Jeff is one of my favorite new snacks If that's something that makes you happy Oh I wasn't saying this as a negative

That's just Jeff D Love I will say But there are people who like I saw It was a TikTok I'm trying to The woman like walked into like The Magic Kingdom

wearing the mouse ears and shit And like started crying And I'm like That's a bit much Again if it's your thing That's awesome I can see Mad Dog doing that I watched Frankie Burrell

That's Mad Dogg at Ohio I've never been to Disney World She walks in she sees She sees the uh Slim gyms The pug sunglasses Just falls to her knees I'm home

I made it But I did actually ask Jeff Dilo If you wanted to come on today I think he's busy with some family stuff today But I wanted to hear his top five best things about Disney world Because he goes there all the time There's no way he only has five But Big T tell me more about like your experience recently at Disney

what made it so fun uh i love riding rides great uh you're in like disney just does everything well like the hotels are like great like the the food is good like it's a fun time oh you know what i was wrong i lied i did go to disney i went to disney world i want to say when i was in high school i did my my friend will from hard factor will uh he was like a member of a church group that did a bicycling tour around Florida and you ended up in Orlando at Disney World at the end. And so I went with him on that trip. And we stayed at Disney World for like two nights. It was a lot of fun. Now, we stayed in the campground, which was unfortunate. So I was like laying on the ground and a sleeping bag. But it was fun. It was a fun visit. The character

breakfast was great, delicious. You know what? You can tell a lot about a place. Don't care what name is on there if the scrambled eggs are good for breakfast because it's one of those things that's like really easy to do it should be easy to do and easy to do well and if they don't take the time if they let the eggs sit out there and dry out for a while it tells you the level of care they put into it these were some of the best scrambled eggs I've ever had in my life like I agree with this I remember those scrambled eggs. I don't know about those scramble eggs but I agree with this scrambled egg is a definitely prerequisite to how quality a place you're at. Yep.

I agree. Have I told the story on the show about how I got in trouble at Chef Mickey's? What happened? Well, there's two versions of this story. I would remember that. There's two versions of this story, the truth and what one of the cast members would tell you happen. I was a child and it was the character breakfast and the characters are going around like

giving high fives to the kids or whatever. As I recall, I gave a high five. five to Chip or Dale. I don't recall which one. It would later come to the attention of myself and my family that Chip or Dale, again, I don't remember which one, uh, said that I punched this person. Really? Did not occur. You got framed. Yeah. I mean, this was this abject bullshit. I'll have to ask my parents, because I don't remember like the full context of the story. But, uh, yeah, and they like, I don't know if I'm barred from chef Mickey's. If they've got my picture up somewhere from 2004.

I want nothing more than for Big Tee to go strutton in there and just for a large mouth. Just getting bounced. Like, out. Well, yeah, we need to whip up like a do not serve this man poster and Photoshop it into Chef Mickey's

and Big T's face. Ironically, I hate characters. But you love Disney World? What the fuck? Yeah. And by the way, I don't think there's ever been a more ridiculous blanket statement ever been I hate characters I'm like blank faces

No personality The people in the suits I'm not a fan Medicines I don't get it Medicines are my kind of thing That is one thing I will come out and out Say if you're an adult And you like go to Disney one

You're like instead of riding a ride Or going to do something I'm going to stand in line for an hour To get my picture taken with a character You're a weirdo freak That is sure that's different than saying You hate all characters Yeah but like I just

If you're not like Like there are people who Who really love like interacting You have you Ain't the real Mickey. Big T-Wox in a mall around Christmas. He's like, kids, you know that's not the real guy, right? It sounds like beef and cheese.

Like, yeah, I just don't get it. I don't get the appeal of characters. I'm not really. It sounds like, that sounds like something that someone that punched Chip or Dale would say. No, that's fake news. I mean, you're not the real chip. You hate characters the most of anybody in this world. You're probably the most likely.

I don't hate them. I don't understand their appeal. Is this where your sympathy for Scott Peterson developed, you think? No, that was a really bad attempt at a joke. See how nobody laughed. Oh, gosh. Dude, common Big T dub number two. L plus ratio plus log off, Billy.

They are very common. True. Just Big T being falsely accused. Now he thinks, you know. I, you know what? I retract 10% of the meanness of what I just said, because I see what you were going for. It still didn't land.

I wasn't, well, you guys just went first. But I see where you were going. No, but I'm just thinking. What is it about characters that makes them so punchable, especially when you're a kid? Like, Chuckie, like, the people who worked at Chuck Echee Cheese in the 90s, they all have to be in wheelchairs from the amounts of kicks to the shins they sustain. But yo, them characters, they look evil, dog.

They, like, look, go Google to the Chuck of Cheese characters. They're, them, yeah, that's. They were rats. They lived in the sewers. What do you expect? I mean, Splinter was a rat. He still looked, you know, approachable. They didn't motherfuckers look like.

He wore a robe. Phelonious. They look felonious. He wore a robe. That makes him very approachable for children. He's relaxed. That's what we're teaching your kids out there. You see a man in a robe.

That's a safe person. You're fine. Yeah, I don't really, I get that it's an amusement park that there rides there. And I guess maybe I do need to go back. I'm probably overdue for a Disney. World Visiting. You strike me as the target demographic for like drink around the world at Epcot.

Well, I thought you said you'd done that. I was going to say that one of my favorite news stories of the last several years was when Alex Morgan got kicked out of Epcot Center because she did drink around the world and she got too drunk. There was a fight.

She got into a fight and like briefly detained issued a notice of trespassing and then kicked out the teams. You got the video of her her detention where she was saying that she was trying to stick up for one of her friends that was there that was getting into a fight but yeah she instantly

skyrocketed to like my favorite player on the US women's national team just strictly for getting so drunk that she got kicked out of Epcotts in her that to me that's like that's that's somebody that I can I can root for I'm a huge Alex Morgan fan

yeah bong yeah I bet you are what is it was fifth grade Billy's horny. He's horny. Billy's being horny right now. No, I'm not. She's just like, I stopped.

I'm, I'm, I'm just talking strictly about her, right? Her soccer playing ability and also the fact that would you say like is that, I think it's ratchet. I think it's ratchet to get kicked out of Epcot Center for getting too drunk. I just love her work. Yes. Especially the body pain. Okay.

All right. Where, um, where would we say, Walt Disney's signature ranks all time because it's fucking crisp if it's that the logo that that's yeah yeah that was top top two John Hancock

I was gonna say too I think I think John Hancock is just like on some nostalgia it's one of the first ones no no John Hancock risked being killed in like the most unfathomable ways in history by by doing that shit that was some yeah some gangster shit

Well, yeah, because he signed his name so big because he was close with the king, right? So he wanted, he wanted his signature to be the first one that he saw. He would have, they would have done unspeakable things to him. Hung drawing and quarter. He could speak about him. Now also, it was kind of, it's okay, though. It's kind of a look at me move, what he did because everybody else that signed. We don't remember, you know, the 30th guy who signed in got killed.

We remember, we remember Button Gwinnett. We sure do. Well, he was the first person to sign, so he didn't know how much. space was needed no i think he was he might have been last i think he just wanted to be the biggest signature no no he was first and did that that's a an asshole move no no he signed it first not knowing how many people i thought that was the whole thing he signed it first he didn't know how many people were going to sign it in like the spacing just me johnny h telling you king who who signed it first also people people forget that like hung drawn quartered was a thing it was the uh penalty

no one forgets that yeah But you know the exact, like what it exactly means because it's fucked up. Yeah. So this was what would have happened to any of the founding fathers. So basically the convicted traitor was fastened to a hurdle or wooden panel drawn by horse to the place of execution where he was then hanged, almost to the point of death. They don't actually kill him by hanging. They disembowl him, cut off his parts, his bits, as they say, beheaded and quartered. Sounds bad.

Then they were burned at the stake. Yep. So John Hancock did sign it first. He used large, bold script and signed under the text in the center of the page. At that time, a general practice was to sign below text on the right of the page. So I rescind that as well, too. Give me John Hancock's over Walt Disney. Walt Disney is a little flub, man.

They buttered it up. If you put them side by side, if you put them side by side, John Hancock I got him. My mom's better than, well, Disney. Oh, yeah. I'm looking at his actual signature. Yeah. But like John Hancock did his thing, though. He killed that shit. Mm-hmm. And it's such a good signature that people refer to your signature as your John Hancock. Yeah, I'm going to have to go with him. That shit's crazy. For some reason, I always saw the D in Disney as like a weird backwards G. Yeah, I've seen that too. I don't know why.

like I just never conceptualized it as a D growing up. It's very fancy. It's just like a backwards G. It's very fancy. So what do you guys think about Walt Disney World? You guys been there? So I went in 2007 because that's when they opened Expedition Everest. And at the time, this was where my love of cryptids came in.

At the time, there was massive amounts of animal planet documentaries on the Yeti. and I was obsessed with the Yeti and I need to go see the Yeti at Expedition Everest down in Florida. I was seven. It was 2006. It was one of the happiest times of my life

because I thought I was an explorer. I'm like Sher Edmund Hillary and they had a Yeti. There's just like all this like, it was a Yeti museum and like an Everest Museum. And that was like one of my weird obsessions when I was younger.

did you find him yeah he's in there great ride great ride uh Elizabeth the first has an iconic signature looks very fancy probably writing utensils back then we're tough oh you know who has a good signature Pablo Picasso oh I'd hope so it's like very uh it's very thick all the letters he's probably has to have like a special pin to sign things with that boy dick Ross perhaps yeah maybe yeah he probably painted a signature uh it's very it's very artsy i like it i like it you know who's got a all-time signature is cantavius caldwell pope wow okay where'd you see that when he was a rookie he had to sign you know how they make them sign like thousands of basketball cards yeah so he just he just writes a k throws a period down right to see another period and then a p

kCP all time do you guys do anything cool with your signature i write i just write pft what i do is then i was inspired by disney autographs you know how that you can have like when you used to go down there you could get an autograph book and you could get all the characters to sign it and they'd all have like cool signatures that were like represented their characters so i in the rare occasion i've been asked to sign things i do billy then i get the why and make it big like a ball and then i put uh a little um i put uh in the middle i put a seam oh nice so you turn it billy football becomes part of your name it's billy boom i like that yeah i put a lot of thought to that so when i was in college and right after i got out of college i used to write number nine next to my signature

because i played scrum half that's dope it was dope yeah and everyone's like wow that guy's an athlete and you know so I'm looking at I'm looking at like famous signatures that are dope Marilyn Monroe's is up there bro yeah she had a great one and I feel like I've seen that too because there's probably some sort of I don't know perfume or some sort of style line that uses her signature strong it is iconic yeah yeah shit's fire uh Mozart Mozart's is kind of killer dog hmm MLK had a good one Darren Ravel has over nine different examples of it that you show you. Go,

go, go, go, go, go, going. I was going to say, we talked about him earlier in the episode. Dr. Seuss would draw you a whole fucking picture with his signature.

I haven't seen his and look at his. Dr. Seuss autograph. Jay Leno draws himself fucking egomaniac. Conan kind of does too. Conan probably does that just to make fun of Jay Leno.

Hold on. Google. I know they're at odds. Dr. Seuss's signature. Two dudes with dope signatures. Barack Obama has a fire signature. And Donald Trump's is kind of cracking, too. Not going to lie.

Trump's isn't even like his name. It's just a bunch of triangles. It's busy. It's busy. It looks dope, though. It looks. It's strong. You have to have one letter at least stand out for a really strong signature.

The rest is kind of a. to you. Donald Trump's signature is like you think power when you look at a powerful totally normal

size hand drew that do you all remember when he was it may have been like right when he got elected and he was signing a bunch of executive orders or something

and there was the meme if he would just do this and pay into the crowd those were the best. Yeah and there was the example of when he became president and he had to divest himself from all of his business holdings

and put it in a completely blind trust that was run by his sons. He brought out a big stack of paper. There were probably like thousands and thousands of sheets of paper that he brought out onto a desk. And he said, look what I've been doing. This is all the paperwork that I just filled out to make sure that all my business deals were no longer in my hands. I've completely divested myself. It was just a thousand pieces of blank paper that were put on a desk. It was awesome. The man, the man new television. Houdini That shit was fire

Look at Houdini's That's up there With John Hancock in my opinion Houdini's signature We got to start Describing the signatures To people who are listening Nah

They got They got Google Look them up He's fire He's got He does some cool H's His H looks like An infinity sign

Almost Because it goes one way Then it loops Infinity sign They comes back down Vince and crisis All time So Aryan

When you got to the league, did you know that you would have to sign things? Did you spend time practicing your signature? My dog, I spent my entire youth practice in my signature. You'd feel like pieces of papers? Oh, it was worse. I used to write it all over my desks, my school books, my school walls, elevators. I did that shit. I used to say, I actually decided, do you remember a running back by the name of Barry Foster?

Barry Foster. I don't know. He used to play for the Steelers, like in the early 90s. I used to sign, oh, in second grade, my teacher, Ms. Ariano, she let me sign all my papers, Barry Foster, because I was like, I'm going to go to the NFL. And so I used to, I actually told him that. I told, a matter of it, we was at a game. That's actually pretty cool. We was at a game.

And so I was like, yo, that's Barry Foster. I was like, no fucking way. So I went up until I was like, yo, I used to sign all my papers Perry Foster when I was a kid because I wanted to get a good. That was really dope. But, yeah, so when I was little, I used to practice my signature all the time. And I perfected it, well, my version of it anyway, I said it was around college. That's when I was like, I know the A I want to use. I know the Fs are hard to do.

Fs are really hard to do. I'm looking at your signature right now. But you can't judge it by those. What do you mean? What does that mean? I can't judge your signature by the pictures of your signature? Because as, as Coli said, you'll get commissioned to do like, you'll sign like 20,000 things at once.

And by the time, you don't give a shit. shit after a while. You're just like, I'm scribbling now. I'm definitely, I'll be forget what I'm writing after a while. Let me see, let me see which one you. I mean,

this, there is no legible letter in this at all. It looks, well, I mean, there's another example of his hands at work here. Maybe really tiny. Oh, boy.

Just saying. Aaron, I have a feeling that you're, that's like a type of guy who has really neat handwriting. Oh, no, it's the exact opposite of shit.

Huh. Yeah, definitely shit. What's it? like just knowing that you can you can write your name on a ball and then instantly that ball is worth a lot of money that's kind of cool uh i don't know i don't i was mid tier famous person man uh i guess you can had it did have resale value in my in my heyday but i don't know i always thought fame in general is just fucking weird to me so i never really thought much of it because i knew it was

fleeting i knew people forget eventually but uh yeah this is tough on big t sent in the group So right now, an Arian Foster autographed ball with the Houston, Texan's logo on it is going for anywhere between $200 and $300. That's pretty good. I'm keeping it a buck, bro. I don't think that's my signature. Yeah, I don't recognize that unless it was just a... That's hilarious.

This guy has 100% positive feedback. He strikes me as a straight shooter. I don't say. I might have done it for sure. I might have done it, but it might have been one of those bad days. It's the, I don't recognize. Yeah, that's tough. You got this post game and you were heavily concussed.

It's very possible, man. CT might have been leaking that thing. It looks like a, like a child was carrying a paintbrush and tripped. Let's see. And tried to stand up. God damn. I don't think that's serious. I don't want to believe that that's variance.

You're calling Katie signatures a liar? I'm not, I don't know how hard it is to get a hundred percent. of people to agree on something you walked outside right now and said is the sky blue 5% of people would say no that's true that's facts that's fact this guy has this this guy has it right I can't even it's pretty cloud that's it's when you were signing your contract did you break out the good signature oh it was the best one of my life I mean I made sure of it too do I took my fucking tie with that one this one got mama out the hub baby yeah do they give you a special pen for that no actually it was a bick oh that's i mean no disrespect to the bick company we all love

no i wanted a feather tip we had to lick it and then dip it in the ink you feel me but it's all good the quill yeah give me the quick my next contract you ever had to have never had you ever had to one up me and actually say the name of the shit man oh sorry will i'm just i was thinking out loud my next contract he'll sign using yeah get a feather i'll go kill a bird myself fresh you have to kill the bird for the feather you just take it That's true. I don't have to. Birds aren't real. Yep. All right. So any more Walt Disney shit?

Yeah, let me. How about the, you know, people always talk about the stuff that they put in, the little sneaky stuff that was snuck into scenes. Like the Little Mermaid, classic ones, they said that there was a penis on the VHS cover. That was drawn by a contractor for the Disney company. And he claims that he did not realize what he did until somebody from his church, group pointed it out to him like a year after the movie came out and then he was devastated by it and then he changed the entire cover on it so don't know if it was true or not but i like to imagine that it was yeah there's some in the lion king sky there's a lot of penises i mean if you

look hard enough of course you're going to find plenty of penises that was one of our first topics we talked about looking hard for penises that like everything you can make penises out of oh yeah yeah no like look at it's a real thing when it comes to logo design is to have be subtly sexual in a way that people don't even realize that they're looking at something sexual. Huh. It's like, but, uh, so here's a fun fact. Except for the big flag in town square, the American flags throughout Disneyland's Main Street

USA are fake with the wrong number of stars and or stripes. This is deliberate. If the flag were faithful to the U.S. flag, they would have to be raised, lowered, and flown at half mass per U.S. code. So they just don't want to have to take down on the flags every day. I understand that. Yeah, fake flags. Yeah, I'm looking at the cover of The Little Morayette right now.

It does look like a penis, but it could be an unintentional deck. Who knows? There was, yeah, the Lion King had the word sex in the sky. Now, there are people that are saying that it was actually created by a company called SFX, and they were doing it as like a little Easter egg for themselves. And then people just assumed that it said sex when it said SFX. Speaking of Easter eggs. Yes. No, let me not.

But, yeah, I remember pausing that. That was folklore before the internet. I remember pausing it on a tape, a VHS. And when you pause it on tapes, like it was like all fuzzy. So, but we paused it one time and we did. We spelt it up. You got it. And then there was, there was the Little Mermaid, not just the cover, but also people say that the, the preacher or the minister at the wedding has a big boner when he's giving them the ceremony.

Really? It's actually his knees. So he's a little short guy. And he's wearing like some weird outfit. And you can see as he walks, he's got these knees that bend out right at kind of waist level. And so when it, when you watch that one particular spot, it does look like he's got a boner that's just popping up. But in context, it's actually his knees. And the funnier ones that don't have to do with Disney. Have you ever seen the ones about how flat earthers? say that they are putting out signs in all of our entertainment that the earth is actually flattened or admitting to it. Have you ever seen those ones?

I have not. They're fucking hilarious. I would love to hear more about it. Like, where are they doing this? Why are they doing this? Where? On the internet. Where in like the Disney movies?

Oh, like with the movies. Oh, I was like, what? I think one was G-O-O. one was it's been a while since I've seen it but one was um moana uh they referenced it in moana I forget how they correlated though but it's funny they have a whole the dude made a whole video about it she was fucking hilarious they're telling you all over man hiding in plain sight is what they called it so another fun fact until 1970 Disney band men with long hair from entering the park when they finally relaxed the dress code in 1970 a band of hippies entered the park and staged an attempted coop of tom Sawyer Island in protest against the Vietnam War. I love that. That's so awesome. And they immediately are like, see, we knew this would happen.

This is what we, this, we had all these plans. We knew the contingency for the second we started letting guys long hair and say goodbye. Took over the whole island. Let's see. What other Disney conspiracies are there? People, some say that Peter Pan is actually the Grim Reaper. Oh yeah, they're dead That all the lost boys are dead

And that Peter Pan goes and takes them Keeps him alive forever In the afterlife And it was written by a guy That his I think his brother passed away When they were both around the ages Like Peter Pan or the lost

The lost boys And so he wrote that Almost saying like My brother is still alive somewhere Just in the afterlife That's another problematic movie Is it? Yeah

It's been a while since have gone down the road because remember there's a native tribe on the island oh that's right yeah Disney was super anti native americans yeah at least on their portrayals yeah yeah yeah yeah anything else billy um disney murdered a bunch of lemmings in the name of fake science so if any of you heard like lemmings are suicidal they'll like jump off a cliff instead of uh to avoid predators. So that's actually a lie. In 1958, Disney released a documentary entitled White Wilderness, which supposedly captured

the natural phenomenon of lemmings committing mass suicide. However, there's no such natural phenomenon. They threw the lemmings off the clip for the sake of the storyline. God damn. Yeah. Wow. How many did they kill? Well, let's watch the video.

No. Also, people won't stop scattering ashes at the haunted mansion. Yeah, so I've heard that that was kind of cool to me because they're saying that if they scatter people's ashes in Disney World then their family doesn't like go to a graveyard to visit them and feel

sad they go to Disney World to visit them and it's like a happy trip to me that like I get that a little bit honestly I'm kind of kind of want to go to Disneyland yeah I kind of want to go too I want to do that I've never been don't say what y'all don't mean

I was going to say yeah I'm down we check the date where we're supposed to be right now is not where we are. That's true. Let's do it. My life is a summer break. Oh, true. If you are down,

let's get it in. Yeah, Cole, are you going to bet on that game tonight? I live in Maine, so I can't. Okay. I will bet on it.

I'm going to bet on the Celtics. Oh, my God, they straight up just threw them off the mountain. Yeah, so the whole narrative of Lemmings committing mass suicide that doesn't actually happen. That's not true.

They just ever? That's the one thing that I know about Limings. But that's not the thing about Lemmings. The thing, about lemmings is they are followers like they the reason they it got to that point is yes they will follow themselves anywhere even off the edge of a cliff that's the thing about lemmings lemmings are followers oh that's why that's what we should start calling what i don't know lemmings were real yeah no yeah lemmings are real they're very cute it's a small rodent right yeah they're found

there was this game back in like the 90s of like where they would just walk off a cliff you had to do something and they would walk off a cliff That's hard to remember about limine You were like the first lemming in the line And you had to lead your entire pack Away from falling out the cliff Yeah

Yeah So wow they made a whole game about this shit Limmings do not commit mass suicide It's a myth Yeah It's remarkable how many people believe it It's a complete urban legend Said state wildlife biologist Thomas McDonna

I think it blew out of proportion Based on Disney documentary in the 50s And that brought it to the mainstream Damn That is really fucked up that they killed all those lemmings. Lemmings are very misconceptions about lemmings go back many centuries. In 1530s, geographer Zeigler of Straussburg proposed the theory that the creatures fell out of the sky during stormy weather and then died suddenly when the grass grew in spring. This description was contradicted by natural historian Old Worm, who accepted that the lemmings could fall out of the sky but claimed they had been brought over by the wind rather than created by spontaneous generation.

Worm published dissections of lemmings which show that they are an anatomically anatomical anatomically similar to other rodents such as bowls, hamsters, in the work of Carl Linus in natural origin. So they literally thought lemmings just appeared out of the sky. I'm mad. Now I'm back to being mad at Disney for this. Mostly because lemmings are super cute. Yeah. I'm totally going to get down a rabbit hole of this old worm guy. His name's literally O-L-E-W-Worm.

All-W-W-M. All right, anything else about Disney that we want to get into before we do voicemails? Anyone, anyone? Do you guys think his head is frozen or no? No. Yes. Yeah. I do.

You do? What led you to that conclusion? TikTok. No, I thought that, well, that's... That's not an unfair guess. No, I've thought of that since I was little. I just feel like there's... You just thought of that spontaneously.

I'm like, I bet you that... You know what? You guys seem like I supposed to say it. I bet you that, no, I just, I've heard about it since I was little. And also, he, like, I feel like he's wealthy enough and has enough resources available to him. Even now that he's dead, like, his company and his estate that, like, if someone's going to do it, it could be Walt Disney. Oh, they do have, they've got those secret tunnels, too, underneath the park. they've got a massive massive security force actually there was just a huge um it's like the

denver airport there's a huge sting where they arrested a bunch of disney i just read about that they arrested a bunch of uh disney workers who were employees who were trafficking kids yeah through the tunnels like really like for river like kidnapping them in the tunnels and that's how they would get them out i think that i haven't seen this anywhere but ticot so i don't know how verifiable it is no there's something to this here Four Disney employees were arrested in a massive undercover operation targeting human traffickers, child predators, and prostitution. The Polk County Sheriff's Office identified the workers at a news conference following the conclusion of Operation March Sadness. Why are you going to name your...

Did you see the press conference? They've arrested 108 people. Did you see the press conference that the cops did? No. The guy did like four puns about basketball. It was so weird, dude. He gets up there, he's like, I swear to God, find the press conference. He gets up there.

He's like, you know, I know that this month is supposed to be all about winners, but we've got some losers up here. Yeah, we bumped in their bracket. It was literally like that. And I'm like, dude, what are you doing? Dude, honestly, it was so weird. This, this Cinderella story is just getting started. Oh, my God.

Those guys work with such, you know, depressing investigation. If he needs to like pop some dad Oh, it's going, bro. If he's got in place. If he's got some puns. Yeah. Just make them make them in the back room with the boys as you're, as you're arresting. Don't do it on a camera.

So I'm trying to figure out what they were doing. So there were people that worked at Disney that were luring kids to the park. Okay. I just can't get over that one. This Cinderella story is just getting started. Like that did the double entendre, the triple entendre there is fucking brilliant. Okay. Thank you, Aaron.

Yeah, man. I say I'll give people their flowers when they need. Yeah, this is fucked up. I can't believe that because it was always like a rumor that these tunnels. I don't know if the tunnels are actually part of this investigation. It might just be, you might be blending the actual news with the urban legend that you heard about growing up. It looks like there are a bunch of employees that were sick perverts that were luring children either to their work or it might just be the fact that they, like it might be four people that happened to work at Disney at the same time

that were doing this independently outside of Disney one of them worked at the Polynesian resorts I yeah so wait what's the old what is the old wives the urban legend was that the tunnels underneath like that was used for trafficking children that's I heard that and I immediately was like okay well that's not true but they use it to like get across the park

yeah do you know I mean So there's a massive security presence at Disney just for that reason because they can't have kids getting abducted there. If you were like a predator going to Disney World, the amount of kids that are walking around probably would be like you would, that would be a target-rich environment, as they would say. But they knew that they had to come up with like an over-the-top security apparatus because if one person lost a child at Disney World,

no one is ever going to go back. I found, y'all listen to this real quick. Operation March Sadness 2. Now, we don't think basketball should be able to dominate March by itself. So we have our own bracket. But instead of brackets of winners, we have brackets of losers. Then there's Xavier or Jacks. Yeah, that was like, that was his big, uh, his big punch.

Xavier didn't even make the tournament this year. Who are the winners? Yeah. That's a good question. Yeah, actually the bracket he's referring to is full of 63 losers and one winner. Johnny law What amazes me is we could do another operation starting next week

and fill this board up again and be sure of one thing these chiefs and I will do just that will be back and if you violate the law we're going to take you to jail okay so here's what happened they arrested 108 people in a six day undercover human trafficking operation

among those taken into custody were four Disney employees and retired judge so Disney employees so many people that if you do one of these stings down there, it would make sense that, like, one person would have a connection.

I don't think that there was any... Just statistically, like... Yeah, and also, I mean, they do have so many employees. They control a lot. We were talking earlier about their lobbying arm. They write laws in Florida. Like, they're...

I think that DeSantis wrote a law recently about not being able to sue an employer because of, like, mask or vaccination status. And they had to write in their, that like disney is exempt from this law disney can do whatever they want like there's a specific clause they have like florida gave them their own uh they're like an entity under themselves so that they don't have to kind of yeah honestly they have their own uh like police force and

yeah like they have everything like they're not even it's kind of like it is kind of like the vatican like it's its own deal have the disney police ever shot anybody it's a great question. I'm sure we can find out. I had a cousin who worked at Defund Disney. No, they might need to take over for everyone. Because they have a shout of anybody. Yeah, they might, they might be the coolest. Like, do they, like, what's their uniform? Like, I'm very interested in Disney police now. Refund Disney. Also, the, the DPD. The Reedy Creek Improvement District is the immediate governing jurisdiction for the land of the Walt Disney World Resort, includes 39

square miles within the outer limits of origin Osceola counties. They have like their own like government. Disney, they are they are like a sovereign nation. They are a deep state. The mouse. That exists around the world. That's kind of wow. Very low elevation.

Yes. I'm not, I'm trying to find if anybody's ever gotten shot by by Disney police off. Do the Disney cops wear the mouse ears? That's right. They have like a patch. I mean, Walt Disney is kind of created a massive empire that, like, just like his, what he wants to be like a perfect magical world. Yeah. I mean, I kind of feel the vibe.

The eggs are that good. I don't hate his vision, but the other one. All right. Well, I think I got to go to Walt Disney World again. I think that's what this is. That's where we should do the Constitution episode. Well, they have. Yeah, yeah, I don't want to take no chip.

We talk about taking trips out of time. Disney, that's a bunch of cat. Disney's Animal Kingdom. Oh, that was sick. Yeah? I mean, the safari. Oh, every bathroom at the Animal Kingdom has padlocks, like, so dead bolts,

so that if a wild lion or tigers run around, you can just deadbolt yourself inside. That's, so a tiger can't get you. So they can't open the door. There's, uh, there's an avatar ride. Avatar Flight of Passage is a 3D flying simulator attraction within Pandora, the world of Avatar. I talked to Aaron about it last year.

It's the best ride I've ever been on. Oh, you know what I heard? There are people who hire disabled people to come with them to Disneyland so that they can skip the line. Fire move. Interesting. One time I went to Universal Studios

on like a high school trip and my buddy had like a very, badly sprained ankle from like two days before that he couldn't walk on yet or he could use crutches but you can't use crutches to get around to theme park right so they put him in a wheelchair and they just put us at the front of every single line it was incredible um fire mo yeah i want i want to get like a fact check on on hiring disabled people though from billy i heard that it was like they haven't done it i'll speak first check later it's the football i'm taking all advocates if we go

All right, we'll do a trip We'll do a trip at some point Some wealthy Manhattan moms Have figured out a way to cut the long lines at Disney World By hiring disabled people to pose as family members So they can So they and their kids can jump to the front The Post is learned

But that's such a win for everybody though I was gonna say Getting paid to go to Disney World Kind of the sickest gig of all time That's far Black Market Disney guides Run $130 an hour or a thousand

done for an eight hour day is it a shitty thing to do by those people yes are the people they're hiring getting the deal of a lifetime Disney's but hold on hold on let's go up let's let's talk about the first period is it a shitty deal why is it a shitty deal I think I think it's kind of a shitty thing to do

why I mean you're you're using people to you're being an asshole which is you're not using them you're you're paying you are compensating them and listen if sign me up like that sounds like the greatest gig of all honestly they're not like you are being an asshole they're not collecting uh even if you argue you're not being an asshole to the people you're hiring you're being an asshole to the other people

like at the line big tea i mean they're not i don't know collecting disability they're not they're not getting a handout getting disability checks i don't understand what you're saying i'm just saying it was it was a conservative dig and I wasn't a dig. It was just like, it wasn't supposed to land. I'm not coming at you, Big D. I'm not, yeah. I think that, I think it's a good thing.

I've kind of, you guys have talked me into it. I think that. Victimless crime. Everybody's happy. The kids are having a good time. And the people in line don't even feel like, oh, you know, that makes sense. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. It's cool. They're being had, but I'm fine. It is what it is. They don't know that, though. The only way it's a crime with a victim is if this paraplegic is like, horrified of rides and you're just forcing them like shooting them around and they can't move rocket roller coaster's hacks pal Disney yeah that's an epileptic and you're like all right

space mountains well this is actually the shittiest part did the only reason Disney's cracking down on it is that because people are buying these black market tour guides and not buying like fast pass tickets like the how what are they doing making them stand up like what how are they cracking down here the secret disney police the mouse cateers or something like the mouse cateers we have reason to believe you can stand sir would you please come with me i mean that seems like a pretty i feel like i could fake not being able to stand for five minutes like there's no way to there's nobody can crack down on it because of the lawsuits that's discrimination you're not even obliged you're not obliged to tell anybody your medical

condition. I think that's no way they can correct that on that. That's one of those cases where they're just going to let people's moral compass police themselves. 100%. This is the Tinder swindler because you're going to get away with it. Yeah, there are going to be some people that get away with it. But I think the vast majority of people would have an issue with it. I would love nothing more than to see someone head hung in shame

pushing an empty wheelchair because they got caught by the mouse. I love the idea of the Disney police. It's cracking shit down. I have no moral opposition to this. Not only will I pay the man or woman, I'm going to, I'm going to overdo it. We're going to go. We'll get all the food on me, drinks on me.

We'll have a great, let's do what you want to do too. How do you explain that to your kids? Like, hey, kids, so John is coming with us. My friend, wheelchair rookie is coming. I've got a friend and he's going to take us on a tour. guy at Disney. He's been there many times. And he gets to go in the front of every line. And it just

so happens he knows somebody at the park and we get to go to the rides first. I was going to say, I feel like a fast pass is way more economical for you. Yeah, you're not wrong about that. That's got to be cheaper. I don't know. Is a fast pass for a whole family or you got to buy a fast bad? Well, they just change

it. It's bullshit now. You got to buy it for like every ride. Netflix vibes. See? No. Yeah, used to be if you had one person with it you all got to use it which definitely felt like gaming the system yeah yeah because Netflix is doing that now they're about to crack down on the password chair that's gonna last for like a week that's not gonna everyone's just gonna quit Netflix like they're you know it's fucked up as I was like going back and forth supporting like a lot right it was just during the playoffs um

and so I have a hulu account that's like the premium jump so I pay a lot but like you can only log in you can only change your home four times the entire year. And so it's like, what if you have, what if I had two homes? I got to buy two different Hulu accounts. I guess bullshit.

I should be able to, but I don't know. There's no, won't someone think of the people with two homes. You feel me? We're being discriminated again. Won't someone think of the multi-millionaires

with residences in different states? It's ridiculous. That's $20 a month. That adds up. It's actually like 60. Oh, wow. It comes with Disney Plus. It comes with a lot of the different stuff.

Live, live sports. Big Tee just went to eat the rich on you. He did, though, didn't he? Yeah. Geez, I like it, Big Tee. A $40 million socialist. Won't someone think of them, please? Please.

I mean, it's about time. It's criminal the amount of money this guy has. No one person should have all that. No, I think one person should have as much money as they can possibly get. Really? Do you truly believe that? Yeah. I don't think he believes that shit.

Why? If one person had all the money. Somebody, what if one person had everything? I mean, how would they have gone about acquiring everything? You said it as much money as, what if one person? No, and I'm asking it like. Okay, let's dial it back. What if one person has 50% of everything?

We're being ridiculous. No, the King of England. Oh. The King of England historically. Didn't acquire that through a capitalistic system. It was born into it. Well, you acquired it through the true free market. I mean, this is like the only.

Like, conquering and violence. If someone like, I mean, the closest we've come is Jeff Bezos, who has, what, $140 billion? It's a lot of money. It is. And he created a company that is now like integral to the way the world works. It's not. It's not. Oh, I disagree.

Amazon Web Services. If it went down. Oh, yeah, yeah. You're not even thinking, forget shipping people toothbrushes. Like, they run 70% of the internet. dude that part's fair but I don't know that that was earned

I mean he created the company Amazon he created a bookstore yes yeah that eventually pivoted and became the largest e-commerce thing in the world it don't run without the workers though that's our only we'll wait till the robots come bro

then we're all fucked think of it I don't think so well the robots are going to be working I said all that to say that I'm happy Aryan made a shitload of money doing something that he was good at and won't someone like Hulu fix it. This guy, listen, one Hulu account. So, guys, huge news.

I've got different residents. A goose in every pot and a Hulu account and every home. Guys, huge news. I just found a new guy. Okay. I have like, congratulations, man. Yeah, I was expected it, but I don't really, I was never sure. They're going to get you for that one.

They're not going to be happy about that. The internet. No, but so my favorite part, probably like my number one favorite part about working at Barclos everything is that I DM with all sorts of different dudes who work in different stuff. So I just got, I just met a new park ranger. So he's my national park park ranger guy. So now you got a guy on the inside. Yeah. On the inside of the interior.

I got deep shit. Yeah, I got a cat. I got a cow rancher. a poultry farmer, a mink A minkinry guy He's like he does the mink peltz And then What are you going to do with all these guys?

Well, I hear information about stuff Yeah, what percentage of these guys do you think are lying to you? I don't know, but it sounds a lot of it checks out I have an agriculture salesman Who deals with a lot of like pesticides and different GMOs I think your mink guy is full of shit No, my main guy. Billy's getting put on a list for sure.

No, no, what kind of list? I'm just, these are all my guys. They, like, tell me information about their different industries. It's really awesome. Well, what is your end goal by collecting all these guys? Well, I'm not, I'm not, it's more collecting the knowledge. I like, I like to. That's why you're getting put on a list.

Because I'm going to know too much. Listen, if you have a pesticide guy, I feel like Oklahoma City where we're supposed to be right now. Oh, well, no. It's pretty anti-pesticide guy. Holy is like legit mad who I'm not legit no the first when you said it 30 minutes ago like you were you were upset I could tell you were sad I feel I feel them I mean we spoke we've been talking about getting together as a group for a while now and the only persons that have made the trip is me and coli y'all ain't extended no kind of effort so we're gonna make it work

we're gonna we're gonna make it work these canned answers from pfts about a potential trip yeah Like, it's a gaslight. He's gaslighting this. He is gaslighting. He's a gaslighting son of a bitch. We'll make it work. I'm keeping that carrot on a stick in front of you guys, dangling it. Yeah, we're going to go on that trip, guys.

If everybody can behave themselves, we're going to go on a big trip together. See how these report cards look. Yeah. Billy, he got his name written on the top of board. We ought to do what Billy did. Just go on a trip whenever we want and say we're not coming to work and that'll get him fired up. Say we're not showing up next Monday until we get a trip, damn it. That's called the shit.

strike yeah now that's called union organizing wildcat strike something Jeff Bezos is against I got paleontologist I got an archaeologist still naming off his guys yeah Pedy Pablo I actually have several archaeologists what's the difference between

several yeah several well they what's the collective they specialize in different what's a collective word like a murder of crows I have a I have a I have a group of guys a paleontologists a paleontics Scientologist is dinosaurs. Yeah, I know, but I'm saying, like, what's the collective word?

Like a group of archaeologists. Like a Ross of the archaeologists. I like that, Matt Dock. Yes. I like that. A Ross. He's got a Ross of paleontologists. That was smooth.

Nice one, man, though. All right. Let's do some, let's do some voicemails, some macro males. And before we get, all right, this is what I'm going to do before you sell something. I'm going, every other day. put out a suggestion of somewhere to go okay so we could do a remote episode sweet i like it y'all's gonna you guys are what's your first one disney world or disney world or disneyland world this world big shot i won't go somewhere i won't go somewhere like random though let's go

somewhere we have never been like fucking montana oklahoma was pretty random been to montana great time great manna went on a ski trip there a white people did you go to jackson hall or not Jackson Hole. Big Sky in Montana. Yeah, it was awesome. Before we get to the macro mails, the voicemails from you guys. And what's the number for that, Mad Dog? Can you look that up?

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asking where it is it's in our Twitter header okay so our Twitter header is a billboard of big tea and that's the voicemail number got it if you ever get lost go to the Twitter header and follow we might have to make our our Twitter header the picture of chef mickeys with big tea do not serve this man do we uh do we head out on the shirt the voicemail I thought we do on the pizza shirt mm-hmm yeah yeah yeah yeah if you want to buy the shirt too alright let's get to some should we call macromails I like that macro males I'm My name's Mike from Canton, Ohio

Big fan of the podcast I've heard Mr. Conrad talked about his trip to China a few different times watching the USA rugby team and a fun fact about Carlin Isles, his high school head football coach was Tom McDaniels, Josh

McDaniels was dad as you can imagine, Carlin was, you know, still a free back then. Yeah, ran a four to laser times. But just a fun fact. But my question for all of you is I think everybody's OCD one way or another, some more than others.

So just want you guys to go around and name off a couple different things that you guys are OCD about. I'm sure Billy has some interesting answers. So, you know. A little fun fact in there, too. Yeah, that's a very fun fact. So if, I mean, Josh McDaniels was the coach of the Raiders, while Al Davis was still the owner, you best believe Carl and Iles would be in training camp this summer.

That would be like his perfect athlete, guy that runs a 419, hell yeah. So things that you're OCD about. I don't know. It's weird to say because I know what he means by saying OCD. I think it's become like shorthand to, but I don't know how to describe it. Like super particular. Things that you're compulsive about. Yeah, I think it's like a compulsive.

OCD is a very complex it's not when people think about OCD they think it's just about like super clean super cleanly ordered and stuff but anal yeah when people who really have OCD badly it actually they get past the point and then everything's just like it's much more disorganized I know like a couple people with it like really bad it's not just like some like the small ticks but like the it's like a lot more of a obsessive manifestation that's a little more different. than what people think OCD is it's weird there's like yeah like you got to touch a doorknob a certain amount of time shit like that yeah sometimes I think this is a compulsive thing I don't know though sometimes I just find myself if I'm walking somewhere I just start internally counting my steps as I'm walking oh fuck I hate that shit you're because like now I'm going to do that I do something I don't think about that shit it's not like I'm doing a pedometer thing where I'm telling up how much I've worked over the course. I'll just be like walking down a hallway or something by myself.

If I'm by myself, I'd just be like one, two, three, four. I don't know, I don't know why I hate that because now I'm going to do it. Watch, next time I'm going to start counting. It's like, so mine, to piggyback off that, the reason why I hate that you told me that because now I'm going to do it is now check this out. Sometimes like breathing is just natural. You just do it. But sometimes I'll think about breathing and I have to, I have to force myself to breathe.

And now I'm doing it right now. I have to force myself to breathe. I'm not doing it naturally anymore. You're going to make everyone do that now. Same thing I'm blinking. It's going to be mass hysteria. Everybody's not stop breathing. Yeah.

I actually have one. Whenever I'm drinking a beer, I always rip the tab off. So that one, I know the beer's mind. And, yeah. That's your beer signature. Yeah, it's just. It's weird. I have to get that little part off of it.

You're planning a flag in it. Yeah, it's got to be a clean break. I just, you know, you can just reverse it and flip it like that. Yeah. But then you just rip it off. My OCD is when I get a beer, I have to like, I got a, I have to like poke a hole in the bottom of it before I open it. And then after I crack it, I put the beer above my head and I drink it real fast.

It's kind of a weird thing. Mad Dog, what's yours? I do this thing. I don't think this is considered OCD, but I've done this forever. where so if you're looking at a phrase or if you think of a phrase. So let's say like, pardon my take because I'm staring right in front of it. I break it down into chunks. So I'll be like, okay, pardon my take.

So that has 12 letters. So I can break that up into like four groups of three. So then I do par, don't like and then MIT, AKA. And then if it isn't. So like macrodosing is a prime number. So it's 11. So then I think about it of like. It's not what other people.

Doesn't have OCD. wants to make that clear. Not OCD. I'll do You're whatever Zach Galfinacus is in the hangover and he's sitting down

at the black check ring man I'll do macro and then Ocing and then I split the D symmetrically so what? Oh I know what you're saying

yeah I don't know that you make it even like on both sides I'm crying about this so like D

I can split this I can fold it you can fold it down I wish it was any other letter mad dog that's going to get cut but yeah so i have to split like phrases down like dude wipes i can do like three of three or like anything that so that's why i like my name because i can

madeline connor i can split it in half like seven and seven and then it also is even so i can do twos all the way across and then i can do uh fours because they're 16 are you writing these down or just like No in my head. What if you meet a guy whose last name is, I don't know, Tom's, and you end up marrying him and your name would become now a prime number. Would that be a deal breaker? Madeline Tom's, no, it wouldn't. Isn't that 11?

No, it's 12 because I've, I've eight in my first name. Madeline's eight. Okay, so if I married Madeline Tom. Oh, I can't marry him. You get the ick from that. I get the ick from having a prime number. Yeah. Yeah, no, but it's like with everything.

or if someone says something to me half the time i also don't make eye contact because half of the time i'm thinking about how to break down what you just said to me not ocd this is that's a very revealing segment about mad dog i love it that's wild is that is that not something you guys it's no exhausting no yeah i'm sweating thinking about it i'm not going to do math while you're talking to me like there's no fucking or i see i see how long I'm going to do it. Casual math. Yeah. I see how long like how big of a chunk I can do. So if if someone sends me like a long text, it's like a couple sentences, I see how how much I can get broken down. No, I'm not ignoring you. I'm just doing math. Yeah. Are you good at math? I'm good at quick math. But I was a finance major for a year and then I failed. Quick maths. But like I can do like, um, like quick addition and stuff in my brain. Obviously five plus six. 11. Done. You're right. You're good. Yeah. But like have you seen Billy, might have seen this on tick on tic but it's like people will be like record yourself doing like 163 plus 90 and i'm like how do you not i can like i can see it in my brain interesting you

interesting you didn't say it immediately 163 plus 90s 253 well yeah i said it first you check to tell i how i this do this do this do this oh the fuck now i'm gonna be on spot no okay but then okay 134 plus 87 um doesn't check out 221 that's a little that's a little A lot of, she beat you. She beat you. I know she did. I don't know. You had to carry the one twice.

That was that was the hard. No, you do the, you have to do, what is it? 134 plus 87. You do 134 plus 100 minus 13. Whoa. No, that's fucked up. That's fucked up. That's fucked up that your brain works like that.

That is crazy. It's supposed to be, it's supposed to be, what was the number? It was four plus seven, 11. Yeah. Then you add three plus eight, three plus one. Yeah, plus the one. No. And then it's.

Certainly shouldn't be doing mental. half the way you two were talking about. Yeah, that's like 18 steps. Well, you didn't. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm going to do another one. This is a Billy Mad Dog showdown. Ready?

Okay, I got to close my eyes. Okay. 226 plus 158. 226. I don't know the rate of it. 284? Nope. Wait, what?

Wait, we'll say it again? Wait, wait, wait, say 226 plus 158. 226 plus 158. 226 plus 158. You reverse. Very close. 394? Nope.

Now you just, you flip the wrong thing. I give up. What is it? Bro, she said 284. Then she said 390. That's 3.84.

That's something I write down. Yeah. That's a write down one. Yeah. I don't know why I do it. This is bad podcast. Or I do it. Or I do it with license plates.

What do you mean? Oh. Well, so my dad called me. Rain Man because when I was growing up he would memorize license plates like all the time like I can still do all the license I don't know if that was the only reason

like I would would you memorize your own license plate or my own my family's like so if someone was pulling into the driveway I would be like oh I know it's grandpa because he's EUH 6064 not because he's driving he docks him just docks him he's dead so

there are certainly easier ways to recognize cars I don't know like or like so my whole grandpa's bumper's missing my whole entire extended family lived in the same neighborhood growing up so there was like you know different like people would have the same car so before you would wave at

someone I would be like oh it's not grandpa like he doesn't have that license plate so like I can rattle off all the license plates from my childhood right now and then I would break them down and be like so I don't know so in Ohio the way license plates are set up are three letters and then four numbers yeah so I would

break it down and be like okay so if there's four numbers like what can I add those together so growing up again this is not my mom's license plate anymore but my mom's license plate growing up was DVW 5371 so then I would be like 53 plus 71

and then I would do like DVW so then I can break down how do you get anything done dude I you see when I look at license plates I don't look at the numbers I look at the shape for some reason like the shape of the writing and lettering and symbols in it oh okay so like I

I wouldn't be able to tell you what it was, but I'd be able to tell you the shape, not even tell you, but like spot the shape and recognize the shape. Got it. Shape of the letters. You just recognize it by like a work of art. Yeah.

Yeah. Like I don't actually acknowledge that that's abstract license plates. Is that how you read too? Kind. Yeah. You just recognize the shape of the word. Yeah. Yeah.

But like it like tickles something in my brain if like all of the numbers are even. So like my address at home, which I won't say, is all even numbers. And it's like, it's prettier because it's all even numbers. I also, another thing. Yeah, but. Like, I lock all my stuff all the time. Like, lock all my doors, lock my windows, lock my car.

That's just saying like you should do that. That's just good operational security. Yeah. What about you, Big T? I don't, I didn't think I had anything like this, but like y'all talking about the numbers and shit. I have to. Do y'all know your credit card number?

Like off the top of your head, could you recite it? I lose my debit card so frequently that. So I have to know my credit card number. Like I... What is it? All right, you're smart. So like I had to get a new one fairly recently. And I, it came in the mail and I sat there that night for like an hour.

And I was like, I'm going to type this out until I know it. And so anytime I have to do it, I can just do it off the top of my head. I don't even know my credit card. I don't have had like six of them the last four. I always lose my shit. It was actually, you know what it was? It came in the mail the day of our live show. And I had been without a card for like three or four days.

I lost mine the day of our live show. Yeah. And so I got home. I went from the office home. The card was in the mail. I was like, I'm going to learn this. And then I typed it out a bunch of times. And then I came to the show.

That's impressive. I don't think I've known a single. I know the last four. That's just for like convenience. though. Yeah, if you just have to plug something in real quick, you don't have to pull your card out. But your phone does that too. Not like your phone. Yeah, it is on my computer, but like just for shit, like when if I need to use it for something, I know it. So I've got I've got Apple Pay now on my phone because I got the new debit card. It's on its way. I'm I don't know how to use it

right. I think I'm batting like probably point 50% on trying to use it at a point of sale and then just giving up and taking my other debit card out and using that. You just tap it. It's easy as here. It's like you gotta use it in the subway PFT. You double click the side. You double click the side and it scares you. Just double click the lock button.

Oh, that's what it is when it says double click. Yeah. Yeah. I've been, what were you clicking? I've been tapping the screen twice. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You double lock. What does Bitt Siri keep popping up?

Yeah, no, it keeps going back to like an expired like Delta Airlines flight from a year ago when I do that in my wallet. So you double-click the power button. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. That's how you pull it up to get on the having it for the subway. I never have to buy a metro card again. It says hold near reader. All right. I prefer the card. I like I like no. No, I wish I. I like the swipe every morning. Tell you, bro, you got a do-doo. And that little bloop is so satisfying. It's a bloop. It's the most. The most embarrassing thing is having no money on your metro card when you swipe it and then you got to like turn around and walk out. And you're just messing up the whole flow. Yeah.

I hate that. Dude, taking the path train, you got to use a different swipe, a smart link card, which is kind of... Well, now I'm pumped because now I can spend more money. Yeah, that's very excited about that. Everything Aryan just described is exactly what Apple was doing. They were like, we're going to make the purchasing experience even easier to get people coming back to. Like, they're going to be chasing this little vibration ding. So, so satisfying.

I agree, but you see how sinister it is. Yep. It's very evil. It's very evil, but I'm in it. I'm with it. Cool, you got one? Mine feels so normal compared to you fucking weirdos. I like to keep my volume on 18 for the next Celtics championship, Green 18.

Okay. I like that. Oh, I do have another one. He's put it out there in the universe. Volume can't be on an odd number. I do you have one actually. 18 doesn't always work. There's a lot of different.

volumes that 18 can be sometimes too quiet so I will also stick to the even like I don't know what I'm going to do when we win this year and I have to bump it to 19 that's going to be a problem yeah oh I got one big T that when I'm now that I think about it sorry sorry I mean interrupt but it occurred though sorry it did occur to me that I do that too on volume yeah it's got to be preferably a multiple 10 but well yeah I was going to say big T will you let a five slide I could, I, I haven't, but I could, I could, I could do 25. I think, like, I think 25 is the only one you can do. Like 35, that doesn't do it.

55, 35. 35, 25 is 5, so it's a cool number. But 35 is seven fives. And that's not cool. That's not cool. Monic. Yeah, I could do 85. There's like, there's some, really pumping it. There's some odd numbers that are chill.

Like, even, even 15's chill. That's what I'm telling you. Some odd numbers. Don't bother nobody. It just kicks it. Just tickle the back of your brain. Right. But 35, just seven.

I don't like seven. Uh-uh. Why don't you like, that's like universally renowned a lucky number. Seven? Yeah. Like, I don't like seven.

It's in the Bible. There's three and four. Dice. Slot machines. It's a lot of, like the multiple. Likes are even in my brain. Seven's bad, bad.

Seven's the first number you have. counter that's just bad but if you said they said no reason as to why seven is bad why to be fair seven eight nine true yeah yes that's a great point seven is bad three is bad number but why is seven because it's a great number three is a tremendous number one iverson war three Alan iverson i don't like three one wow he doesn't like you i'm suspicious of three one one's the first number two's the first that's not okay so zero we're talking real numbers here uh negative numbers are real numbers zero is a real number we're going i forgot forgot about that right negative numbers aren't real numbers they're imagining no i is an imaginary

number negative numbers are real numbers i forget real numbers no bro wait wait i could be wrong Negative numbers are real numbers. Imaginary number. There's really only... Natural numbers. We're only talking about natural numbers. We're talking natty numbers. All my numbers are natty.

One's the first number. Two is the first... Your power five numbers here. Three is like, oh, the Trinity, like, whoa. Like, first... Yeah, negative numbers are real numbers. Four is an even number, but it's double two. So it's even.

Five is like the first... Five is like, whoa, that's halfway to ten. So that's chill. six what the fuck let me cook let me cut my back I'm gonna okay six

is double three even mm-hmm seven what the fuck is seven I don't what the fuck is seven and it's not chill at all it's not it's not chill

it's a very aggressive number yeah and then eight's four four real sharp real pointy number that's seven yeah it's just I don't like it I can listen I don't want seven in my neighbor and two is after one

eight eight eights you already said that's double four half of this rationale is just that the numbers are double something which is true of every even number so like in billy's mind every even number is cool because it hasn't it's divisible by two not you don't like you don't like prime numbers on 70 has seven in it though 70 is seven in it's what's out yeah I don't like 70

all right well you don't like the numbers that is it prime numbers you ain't really fuck No, no, 13. I was born on the 13th. 13th is the most universally hated number. No, no, that's my. Bro, he said 13 is the luckiest number. In my brother. But they literally, well, they literally make hotels to this day without the 13th floor on it. I know. Well, guess what? 13. I was born on 13th. I'm 13 is not bad for me. You are all. I'm having an upside down. No, 13's ugly. 13 is an ugly number. You look at 13 and you're horrible number. Not not the best looking at like, you know, but 13. Not a pie. Not a pie. A podcast number, not a podcast number. 13's a number that, you know, like really great personality. 13's got a face for radio. Yeah, really makes up for it in other ways.

Aaron, I'm sorry that it interrupted you before Billy went on his thing. What were you going to say? That was interesting. I was going to say another one that I remember that when I jog, like if I'm jogging outside, I don't step on a crack. Like I'll avoid a crack. I want to break your mom's back. It's true.

It's not, yeah, for any kind of superstitious. it's just like me dodging it in my head i don't know if you can be better safe than sorry like why you know there's no need to fuck around with that i mean if if my mom's back broke every time i stepped on a crack like she wouldn't be here so yeah but like why take the extra chance you know i kind of agree with you on that one i don't like stepping on cracks either it i don't do my mama though in her spine yeah I also don't like it if I'm running or walking somewhere and the sidewalk squares are too unnaturally big where I can't manage my steps to get them in between one stride one step one yeah so you kind of go like

kind of tap and shuffle this has nothing to do with what y'all are talking about but it made me think talking about talking about sidewalks and I was just thinking about like when I walk home uh it's just a story y'all might appreciate on this show I got off the subway the other day and there's a woman standing there with a clipboard she goes are you a registered democrat in the neighborhood and i looked at her and i said no thank god and i walked away and she she just kind of i took one look back and she was like looking at me like what the fuck i was pretty proud of myself let's go brandon you were you're born for that interaction because i know i was the only republican that got off at that subway station the whole three hours she was standing there you were probably

just like the rest of your day just walking on air Like, I fucking nailed that. I was proud of myself for sure. One lib owned. Another big T.W. I might have the same reaction honestly. She was like, if you minister to Jim Crowbe, like, fuck, though. I might have the same reaction, man.

I kind of wanted to know what she wanted. Money. Your vote. Yeah. Or your money. Not going to happen, pal. We got another voicemail. Yeah.

Let's just do one more. Okay. Okay, this one is, um, an advice segment. Okay. What's up, Macrodosan crew? Uh, my name is Neil from Hershey, Pennsylvania. Yo. I just need some advice real quick. So I was born and raised Hindu.

My parents are very strict Hindu. They don't eat meat. They don't eat onions. Um, but I've been eating me since I was like 15. and I think they don't know, but also, like, I want to tell them because I'm not really religious, and, you know, they're very religious, and I kind of want to just be truthful with them and tell them that I eat me, you know, I was born and raised America, so, you know, what do you think? What do you think I should do? Like, I don't know how they're going to react, so can I get some advice, you know, when everybody asks me, like, if I'm a vegetarian, I just told them I'm a part-time vegetarian. And so I'm not sure what to tell my parents

because I want to stop whine until. So let me know what you guys think and have a good one. See you. Well, I don't know what to tell this guy other than I really hope his parents aren't listeners of the show. Yeah, because now they know.

I doubt it if they don't eat onions. I would say... We should have a strictly onion-eating audience? I would say... Yeah. I'm confident saying every one of our listeners. Not all onion eaters listen to Macro. dosing, but all macro dosing listeners eat onions.

I bet we have some vampire listeners who don't do onions. Some people don't like onions. Some people don't like onions. Yeah. There's garlic. Not our listeners. The, uh, what about green onions? I feel like most people that aren't onion eaters still eat chives.

That's the same people that don't like tomatoes, but they're as well, I like green onions, whether you like it or not. Like they're, they're going to find their way into your meal. They're everywhere. That's branding that people don't know. It's like a euphemism. Like you don't even know what you're eating, but you're eating onions. I would tell this guy, tell your parents, sit them down, tell them, mom, dad, got something to tell you, I've been using heroin.

I'm just kidding about the heroin, but I do have meat sometimes. And then all is good. They're like, well, at least he's not shooting junk. Well, maybe like start off. What if they're pro heroin? That would be, that would be certainly a zig when I thought they would have zagged. I can't. I'm just here to give the best advice that.

I can't. I can't plan it all out. Well, very heavy question. Cattle, the cow is extremely sacred in Hinduism, I'm pretty sure. Yes. So maybe if you just, you know, just don't say you're eating beef. Say you're just, you know, doing a little poultry. Just lie a little less. That is Billy's theme in life.

Yeah. Just tell a small lie instead of the truth. Well, yeah, I feel like the cattle thing might be a little. Yeah. That might be a little disturbing. When I was, when I came out as atheist publicly, I got a lot of those questions. I got a lot of those questions. Like, yo, how do I tell my people?

I feel the same way. And the advice I always gave was, yo, if your people don't accept you for who you are, then their love was contingent on, you know, their expectations of you as a human. And that's not unconditional. And those are the kind of people, whether they're your family or not, that I like to frequent. I don't know what I'm saying? It's your life. But it's like, I'd rather be me 100% of the time.

and had the people around me, love and accept me before I am, then, like, me have to pretend for somebody just, just to hold on to the relationship. That's a good answer. I like how you say you came out as atheists, too. Yeah, like it was, I mean, that's how, I don't even know if that's a thing anymore, but back then it was a big deal. Yeah. Cool, you have any advice?

I would not go to podcasts for advice. confide in better people to begin with and they'll give you more direct answers than than this particular program my advice was popping bro don't listen to that shit no no aryan had shockingly good advice if he wants to become an atheist for this particular conundrum ah boy that's uh something that's hard for me to even understand being like i having to tell someone who you know cares about you like it's it's the a fear i feel like most of us can relate to like you never want to disappoint your parents like that's what he's afraid of he's afraid of i don't think he thinks they're going to like cut him off like ever talk to him like i don't

think it's like the omish shunning he's worried about here i think he's more like i just don't want them to be disappointed in me which is uh an immense pain that i feel like we've all probably felt at some point in our lives. So yeah, that's always tough. I think just being as honest as possible. And it's like it's very serious, but it's also like you're just eating fucking burgers sometimes. Like I don't, it's it's both very serious,

but also hard for me to completely understand how serious it is since it's something that's so ingrained in our everyday life that you don't even think about it. Yeah. And no idea like what your parents are like, how they're going to react to it. They might be understanding. It might be hard.

It might take some time to get used to it. But I think worst case scenario, they'll probably just, they'll be very uncomfortable with it, but they'll eventually get used to it. Because they like you, they don't like, they love you.

They don't love having somebody that's around them all the time that doesn't eat meat. That's not why they care about you. They care about you because you're their son. Allegedly. Allegedly. So they'll eventually get over it.

Or they might be totally cool with it. Maybe they'll drop an Uno reverse hammer and be like, you're adopted. Bam. We. Or maybe they'll be like, we meet two all the time. We were just trying to raise you as a good Hindu. And we're sick of living this lie too. Let's go out to Outback.

And it's a great night. It becomes maybe the closest that you'll ever be with your parents. You open up, unlock a whole new dimension of that relationship. They don't care about the meat on the outside. They care about the meat on the inside. that's true beautiful well said billy billy's really really profound when it comes to meet metaphors it's right as we'll house the numbers uh six and below yeah well the good news is that that person probably isn't even going to listen until this part of the podcast because

they probably turned it off in all the numbers talk they're like oh my question is too serious they're never going to follow up uh this question with my that's the beautiful of this program. Mm-hmm. All right, I think that's probably good for today. That was about, uh, four hours. Oh, loop that, loop that, loop that. He said it's the beauty of this program.

Loop that. No, no, no. This, this show still sucks, but. Loop it. Loop it. It has beauty in its ridiculousness. Loop it. Just beauty this program.

Beauty this program. Beauty this program. And just spam big T with it every day. Like it's credit card number just on a loop. I can, I can get you that right now. We're asking for it. I'll hit you up later. All right, that does it for us today.

Thank you for listening. We will see you guys on Thursday for nanodosing. Any other housekeeping we got to take care of? I don't think so. Let's get a trip done. We'll get a trip done. Aaron is going to start throwing out suggestions, but we're open to it. Give us some weird places we could go.

We could go. Okay. See you guys on Thursday. Love you guys. Hmm. Mm. Mm. Mm.

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