Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - Donnie’s Next Excursion and the Art of Artificial Insemination Ft. Doogs | EXTRADOSE

Episode Date: March 31, 2023

On today's Extradose Donnie joins Billy, Mad Dog, Mackenzie and Doogs to discuss his next excursion to Mt. Everest. We also get into Secession, turkey basters (?), Monks, Facebook groups, Billy speaking Latin and much more.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

Hey, macro dosing listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Welcome to extra dosing. This is when the cats away. Mice will play. PFTs going to the final four in Houston, but guess what? In studio, we have a special guest, Donnie does. It's great to be back.

We might have some more special guests, Dugues. Big T, if we're lucky enough, is offered for the first time ever. to come on extra dosing. Wow. Working overtime. We're blessed if he, if he blesses us with his appearance. And as always,

we have Mad Dog and McKenzie, Mad and Mac, Eminem. Mad and Mac. You guys can do like a morning talk radio show. Macro Mad Mac. Yeah. Mad Dog and the Mac.

We'll workshop the name. Yeah. So this was originally supposed to be talking about succession, but I didn't watch the rest of it but I've watched all of it except like some of the new stuff but I don't really care about this show there's some cool uh themes that we can discuss it's it's kind of like I get it but I kind of feel like everyone on the show's losers that's like the point yeah yeah it's watching horrible people

do horrible things it's so good head honcho is pretty pretty cool though I like his energy terrible person yeah Roy Logan Logan Logan big dog Santa yes he does look like Santa. Bad Santa. No. But yeah. So, Donnie, have any updates? What you've been up to for the Macrodotians? I mean, the past month or two, I haven't been up to a lot. But I do have a big trip on my horizons. Yeah, these past two months, I was just getting out all those Dominican Republic videos with White Sox Dave. Just released the last one. Check it out on YouTube. We explored one of the most dangerous hoods in the DR that our Uber driver offered to take us to

and we paid them like 150 bucks to keep us safe. Whoa. Yeah. It was rough. It was one of the roughest areas I have ever been to. From what I've heard about the Dominican Republic, there's a lot of bars with dudes with shotguns outside, just like holding it down.

Yeah, I didn't see any guns, but I mean, it was like when we went to this hood, It was the poorest area I've ever been in. But it was fun. We went to a club in the middle of the day and smoked a bunch of weed on camera. I think the YouTube video, now you can only watch it if you're older than 18 because we showed weed in it. But yeah, we should talk a little bit about my future plans. Yeah, I'm excited to hear about it.

Really quick, how is the weed in the Dominican Republic? It was great because we were in a really sketchy, environment and I was like oh shit this weed could like make us very paranoid because we we like already were super paranoid yeah um because we were pretty much just trusting our random Uber driver to that he like wouldn't kidnap us or rob us of like all our cameras so was it Uber through the app you found this guy yeah he was the first Uber driver we had and he was like oh you guys are YouTubers you know it would be like a great place to film this hood called law 42 de Capitio and we like oh yeah let's go like film there and then we looked it up and like all the articles were like

the most dangerous hood dude uh the most dangerous area of santa domingo if you're a tourist don't go there if you're an uber driver that you found the one uber driver with a real nose for content so that's huge yeah yeah he was like YouTubers love this place um and then he had a friend who lived there and he was like yeah you just you just have to pay my friend a bunch of money and he'll make sure you don't get like stabbed or rob Jesus I mean that holds it down Do you see any cockfighting? No, we didn't. We didn't have a chance.

I feel like that would be there. But yeah, you're getting really into cockfighter? Well, it turns out there's a huge cockfighting ring in Kentucky. They were talking about it on Kentucky Sports Radio. There's been a big bust. And like literally they try to bribe the cop like 50K to like saying nothing. Like it's a huge organized ring. And like the national cockfighting association of America is based in this place in Kentucky.

Which I find a, like, like, It's just been underground, but they just made a big bust. Yeah, they definitely wouldn't like it if we showed up with cameras trying to film a video. But yeah, no, but the weed that we smoked, it kind of like chilled us out and ended up having a fun time. I went to the barbershop and got a cut. It turned out pretty damn well. Hell yeah. So, yeah, he got us home safe.

So I wouldn't recommend you do it, but we had a good time. How was White Sox, Dave, in that environment? He ended up, so he was super sick, too. He was like, he had some sort of respiratory infection, but then still hit the blunt and passed it to everyone. So he got everybody else. Yeah, he got everyone else sick. But he handled himself well for his first time out of the country, I think, even though he got food poisoning and got some other sort of illness, he, yeah, he was a lot like less nervous and scared than I thought he would be. be. Do you tend to not get as sick when traveling because you think you've been exposed to way more

bacteria? Yeah. I think so. I think I've built up quite the immune system. Like when I first moved to China, I remember I got a sore throat. It was the worst of my life, like the worst I had ever had. I couldn't even swallow about searing pain. But then like after I got through that, I like didn't get as sick there. Yeah. So I feel like sometimes your first time in a new environment, you'll get really sick. afterwards, your body is just built up. You probably have one of the toughest immune systems out of anyone I know because you've been to so many countries, so many regions, exposed to so many pathogens. Yeah.

And honestly, I think in college was when, like, I probably, like, was exposed to the most germs. Oh, yeah. I mean, like, thinking back on it, like, everyone's a little more, you know, germophobic health conscious stuff because of COVID. But, like, literally, we were playing beer pong with, like, ping pong balls that, like, would go to the dirtiest places. Yeah, the dirtiest places. And now when people play Pong,

they kind of fill up the cups with water. Yeah, and they don't even drink out of the cups. They just have a beer that they drink out of. I was always drank it out of the cups in college. Yeah, I was, I think I,

since I was in the beer in cup era, it's the tail end of it. Because once COVID happened, everyone was like, oh, we don't want a super spreader event. Like, we're not going to drink out of the same cups.

They're just going to drink. Yeah. But yeah. Yeah. And like we would, there'd be like a 500 person party. everyone is using those same cups everyone's drinking out of those same cups and i remember in college there was a year where i'd like a really bad cough for just like a year yeah and i think there was a

bunch of like mold in the house where i was at so i think i may have just been like allergic to the mold hey that's just that's just free penicillin yeah free antibiotics oh my god i clearly remember bringing a girl back to my room no big deal uh and that entire night like I was just coughing. And she was like, are you okay? Like you're like, try to make out and you're just like, yeah, I mean, like, I'm sure we got like, I'm sure we got a makeout session without the coughing. But then she spent the night in my bed and just the entire night, just coughing.

She was like, are you, are you okay? Should I even be here? And it was just brutal. Oh, man. Yeah, I think back. I think college was like the sickest time of my life. I was also in college during 2000 swine Which was when everybody had the swine flu

You guys were probably like I was in eighth grade back then No young I wasn't like we were 2009 Billy and I would have been in like I was 10 Yeah they were like canceling school because of swine outbreaks And I was sick it was like the newest That's like everyone thought like

I feel like the swine flu outbreak could have very easily What was the numbers on swine flu? let's look at swine flu versus actually let's not turn this new COVID podcast but I just want to see what the scope of swine flu versus COVID did you guys have it I never had it I think I think I never had it actually I never had it I think I think I got kind of sick I started running a fever over Thanksgiving that year that year and I remember my mom was like oh my God see if swine flu yeah well yeah like everyone thought they had it that and bird flu I remember. Okay, 2020 COVID-19 pandemic first, 2009 swine. It's crazy that you guys were 10 then, but then, like, people catch up. Like, now me and Billy, you, like, feel like the same age, even though, like, at one point I was in college and you were 10.

Yeah. Yeah, that was so weird. No, I'm just saying, like, now, like, it's not like, like, it's not like, yeah, now if we're hanging out outside of work, it's not like, oh, I'm hanging out of a 10-year-old. but uh like if i showed up to your college party everyone would be like what the who's kid is this no no i think it like i think after college pretty much regarding like no matter what your age is everyone is sort of the same and then it comes to like people who have families people who are like married with kids they feel probably a little different yeah because you don't have

like you're not married with kids so i feel like you you still feel a lot younger than you are You know? Yeah. Yeah. That's like Corey. I was just going to say we literally hang out with Corey all of the time. And I just forget. He's even older than me.

People his age literally just have families. Like it's so funny. But he's just like, we're hanging out with them. Like it's fine. Corey Routledge is like as old as PFT. Yeah. Like I constantly forget that. It's so funny.

You never know. Who's. And Joey Kamas is. Yeah. He's in his 40s. I always. That's crazy. Like he's the same age as Erica.

Or like maybe like, year or two younger. Bro, isn't Vibs like 41? Should we just start spreading in reverse about how old people are? No, but Vib's is very youthful in appearance. Yeah, he is, but I mean, he's not super old. Maybe he's a year or two younger than May. He's like the median age of people here.

Yeah. Yeah. Maybe. But yeah, and like I used to feel like, oh, am I going to get too old for Barstool? But now we have a bunch of people here who. who are older than me. And you'd never know. Yeah.

Well, you know, I mean, we have like large rear ad. Yeah. Content Ken. Brandon Walker. Content Ken. Like those are much older people. I mean, what's crazy is that it's funny that everyone's like, oh, like sometimes I was thinking like, you know, one day I have to like grow up and get a real job.

But the audience grows with you. And that's something that's cool. Yeah. No. Barstool Sports has a bunch of. 40-year-old fans. Yeah, like, they, you know, they started following it. Like, there's, like, the audience grows with you and your content changes as you age.

And, like, the people who are aging with you still enjoy your content because it keeps up. Yes. Whereas, like, you're not, like, a cartoon character, like, Bart Simpson that just is in fifth grade for, like, 20 years. But Barstool always wants to keep the, like, freshman college demographic, too. Yeah. And that's why we hire people like Brianna chicken fries and like that, you know, like they, they keep the youngans yeah yeah you know still like interested in the brand like imagine like there's i don't know like five years there's gonna be like some new youngan and then be like who the

fucks this punk i know i was once that punk i know when like little sass was hired like he just looks very young yeah little sass he he yeah when he was first hired he could have been like 15 him being so like i think he's like what two years younger than me he's 21 yeah he's like three years younger than me wow he he's two grades younger than us yeah but he was he was going viral since like since like eighth grade i followed him really i followed him on twitter when i was like in high school yeah that's wow and i didn't have a twitter account until after college oh my god that's crazy i don't even think i got an instagram account until after college. I think like when I was in college, we were just using Facebook.

What year did you graduate college? 2010. Oh, yeah. Then you definitely didn't get one until after. You know when I graduate college? What? 20, 21. Wow. Dude, I graduated middle school when you graduated. No, not even. I graduated into middle school. Elementary school. I think that was. Poor Donnie. We're just like bragging. No, but it's, yeah. I mean, it's kind of nice. Like, I got. through all of high school with no social media yeah yeah that is nice yeah I could not survive and if I was in high school now with all the social media like I don't think I could do it there's too much my brother is four years younger than me and he doesn't text anyone like he just snapchat DMs everyone oh yeah and yeah and like um I was talking to like this girl we're family

friends with who's in high school now and she has like a little boyfriend and I was like do you guys text all the time. And she was like, I mean, we've texted before, but I like just Snapchat him. I'm like, oh my God. What the hell are you talking about? Like, why are you just Snapchat DMing all the time? What's that doing for anyone? Well, that's like, so they can't get in trouble with their parents. You know what's the crazy part? You don't like, you don't get girls numbers nowadays. You get their snaps. Well, not I know, but that's like the bar. Like, if somebody asks for your Snapchat, like, you got to go. Yeah. Like, I'm out of here. If a boy asks for my Snapchat in my ripe age of almost 24 years old, you turn around.

Okay. Absolutely. But to be fair, you think every boy is trying to murder you. That's fair. I mean, that's true. Someone, some dude on the way here asked me, came up to me on the subway platform and goes, do you work out? I was like, what? Oh, wow.

And he was like not, English wasn't his first language I could tell. And I was like, yeah, I go to the gym. And he was like, I can tell. And it was just like this. I was like, is he trying to call me? fat? I like couldn't catch a vibe. That's like a boorat move. He kind of had like the borat like Eastern European accent. I was like, what? Yeah. Yeah. So I

thought that man was going to pull a gun on me. No, he wasn't. But again, I just think those things. But yes. But if someone came up to me at a bar like now and was like, hey, can I have your staff? Like I would be like, what are you talking about? Like, no. I only Snapchat my mom. your mom's on snap damn yeah me and my mom have a 1600 day streak on snapchat that's actually great way to you know keep up with your parents yeah she we just snapchat once a day your mom has be real now too my mom's also on be real my mom's everywhere yeah huh anyways my mom got mad at me on one of the last podcasts I was on we were well no we were making jokes about the coacet

murder which is like where I'm from Yeah. And like it just like like my mom was like following all that. And then like she turned she tuned in the podcast and we were laughing about the murder. Like meanwhile she was horrified about it. She got a little upset. But it was like I don't know. It was a viral clip of that guy's Google search history. Like it was kind of funny. It was kind of absurd. I mean the thing is I think what we've realized about is all killers are like really even though they might be high IQ. They're all stupid enough to do them. murder you know what i'm saying so like they all will also do other stupid stuff yeah like all of us are like if you like you know if we had a situation where oh our problems could be solved by killing someone we'd all be like no that's stupid yeah no i mean like the fact and a lot of them don't plan to murder some but then like in a fit of rage they just they go nuts and murder someone like like i think the worst i would do in like a fit of rage i don't think i have done done it but like throw your cell phone on the ground and then afterwards be like oh shit why

did i do that now my cell phone's broken but imagine just losing your shit in a fit of rage and then murdering someone and be like oh fuck now now i got a hide of that body they're gonna clean up this mess yeah that would be the worst anxiety ever dude honestly i couldn't kill someone just because of the anxiety yeah it's the anxiety that like shit like i did my taxes and i kind of like you know oh like you know did a little this did a little that and i'm like fuck like like what if what if i committed tax fraud shit i know like i couldn't even handle the anxiety of like in high school like trying to throw a party at your house when your parents are gone and then and then having to clean it all up and being like oh maybe i left one beer can somewhere and then

they're going to find it and i'm going to be fucked yeah i used to be so much better at doing crimes but now i'm just like fuck like i don't want to deal with that anxiety yeah yeah that is like my life. Yeah, it's not, not going to deal with it. Back in the day in high school, like, you know, used to do stupid shit. I used to be totally fine the next day and not think about it. Now it's just like, fuck. Yeah. I mean, I left my, I didn't have bags. Like, my dog was shitting on a patch of grass. And like, I was like, fuck, I'm out of bags. And I was like looking at my dog. My dog's just like, I just shit, dude. Like, what are you going to do? It was in the middle of the night, too. And I was like, fuck, do you think we're going to get away with this? So, yes. I've, I do that a lot, too.

They'll like shit in my neighbor's yard And I'll just be like looking around Be like, did anyone see me? Did anyone see me? Like like so me and my dog are just doing shit Hit and runs on different patches of grass And be like I hope no one saw us Yeah

Then like we like then end up on like some Reddit page For the neighborhood like this guy's leaving shit on the grass Yeah He's a hit and run shitter This is his dog In China they would like print out a photo of you And like put it around like around the neighborhood oh yeah to shame you that's what they were doing with jaywalkers out there oh really yeah they had

they had these cameras that would catch you if if you jay walked and then they would just like take a screenshot of it and it would be posted all around the neighborhood to publicly shame you oh that's whack yeah um so my next trip when i was in the world when i was at the world cup I met someone who worked for Starlink, which is like Space X's Wi-Fi project. It's like satellite Wi-Fi so you can access it wherever in the world. And part of his job there is just to go on crazy trips, but like bring the Starlink devices and be like, oh, we get Wi-Fi here. So like his last trip, he went to Antarctica. Is this Colin O'Brien?

No, it's not. But it was the person we met Colin O'Bradie through. Oh, okay. And yeah, he just does these trips. I don't know. It's probably just to raise awareness and be like, oh, we have perfect Wi-Fi in, like, yeah, like on the South Pole. And then he told me that he's going to be climbing Everest. Oh.

And not only would he be climbing Everest, he's going to be climbing it with Nims Persia. Have you ever heard of him? What's that? Nims Perger. He's the star of the Netflix documentary 14 peaks. He was the first person. He climbed the 14 tallest mountains in the world in seven months. And they made a documentary on Netflix.

It was huge. I think one of the most watched docs on the platform for a while. And so I didn't know who he was, but I've told like, And so he, I, like, he was like, hey, if you guys want to come, you might be able to. So I followed through and, yeah, I'm going to be going with him and NIMS to Nepal. I will not be climbing Everest, but I'll be going with them to the base camp. That's awesome. Which is still like an eight-day hike.

Yeah. So I just Googled Nims Persia. He was in the Gurkhas. He's a Nepalese Gurkha Which are some of those fascinating fighting forces in the world We should talk about them Have you ever Have you ever talked about them on this pod?

Not like as a serious topic But they're the greatest fighting force Like the British Empire found these dudes And we're like These are the most badass dudes on the entire planet We need to have a total regiment Of these dudes Just to deploy places

Because they're like They were the hardest fight we've ever fought Yeah you're right So they've found them because they fought a war with them. Yeah. Way back in the day. And then the war ended in a peace treaty. And they were like, Jesus Christ.

Like these guys put up quite a fight. And then they like for the past 200 years or so, they've just been like part of part of the British Army. Yeah. Where I mean, they fought in World War I like probably like 200,000 Gurkhas like fought in World War I. And then they fought in World War II. they fought in the Afghanistan war. Yeah, I mean, the British annexation of, like, India, they went after Nepal and, like, Afghanistan.

Like, that's a really weird part of history of, like, 1800s expansionism of their empire, but there's these crazy stories. And basically, they failed to annex Nepal. Wait, so the army, yeah, so like these dudes beat the British Empire. Army officers were impressed by the tenacity of the Gurkha soldiers, encouraged them to volunteer for the East India Company. Gurkhas served as troops in the company of the Pandaris War.

Marata. Oh, so, yeah, they helped fight against a lot of the Indian empires. Oh, man. I want to see what other weird. Yeah, and it's crazy now, like even today. I mean, he was born and raised in Nepal, but the Gurkis have such a special arrangement with the British. that, like, he stole, he became part of the British special services.

Oh, wow. Just because they, yeah, they have a, like, they're kind of like mercenaries almost, but yeah, like for the past 200 years, they just, the British Army has brigades of Gurkhas. I just want to know, like, where did they, they couldn't send them to the Falklands because they thought it would be, like, everyone would be like, yeah, dude why are you bringing out the gyrkus yeah come on this isn't that serious it's a small little island the u.s like yeah don't don't bring the gherkas out yeah like what you bring the gherkas out when it's like world war one not a small little falkland war yeah wait i'm just trying to because they

use them in like a couple of like weird uh but yeah no they've fought they've fought in france in world war one they were some of the first troops to land in the Gallipoli campaign um and they fought the Japanese in Burma in World War II they also fought the Germans and they're some of the most decorated soldiers

in the world like they have stories of them just fighting to the death yeah I mean and also something I read something about

because they grew up in such high altitudes that when they start fighting at sea level it's like they're literally their blood is so oxygenated and they can just like

go forever yeah Yeah, I mean, that's probably why NIMS was able to climb all these peaks so fast. So they've, yeah, since 1997, the Brigade of Gurkhas have been operationally battle proven in Bosnia, Kosovo, East Timor, Sierra Leone, Macedonia, Iraq, and 11 years in Afghanistan. Oh, my God. Like, the Gurkhas fought the Taliban, yeah. Yeah, we totally forgot about the Gurkhas when we talked about some of the hardest people on Earth. Totally forgot.

Oh, yeah. you were right we that was a total misstep by us the Chechens are pretty fucking hard but the gherka like yeah that was a a big omission because i think um there was some threat i was reading and it was a bunch of like u.s u.s. army vets and like they were all talking they're like so the u.s. armies like the most advanced fighting force in the world right and then one of them was like ah we can't really compete with the gherkas i want to see Gurka veterans I want to see like

America yeah I remember that a list of military operations involved in Gurkhas I just want to see that I remember seeing a quote about like US special forces talking about the Gurkhas

I want to find the exact quote and this guy Nim's was like in yeah he was a Gurka and with the UK special forces for 10 years and I'm pretty sure he saw a combat

I mean I would not be shocked if he's killed a man Oh yeah 100%. Oh no they did send him to the Falklands Oh in 1982 Yeah Gurkhas were to take Mount William Oh man

Yeah the all the Argentine The Gurkhas made the Argentinian surrender They're like all right Oh come on yeah i would like to know more about like what he did when he was in the service because oh they literally made ramel surrender really yeah uh gherkas were sent to hold a critical port of tuberic when it felled and became it they became german prisoners where they faced losses the remaining soldiers were sent to the mountain area to hold the germans after the battle

romles afcacorp surrendered holy shit like the desert fox yeah they dude these guys were like the the pocket ace of the whole British empire oh Italy

yeah the Italy campaign the Gurkah army were sent to Italy May 1943 to prevent the Germans from advancing

Italy had surrendered one of the Allied troops had invaded but the German soldiers remained in the mountains of Italy

wow the Gurkhas reached Italy on the 11th of February they started an offense on February 16th and 17 both attacks were a failure causing 20% casualties Jesus

May 14th the Polish Polish division finally took the position during the period the Gurga's man to take several mountains yeah

yeah that's a part of World War 2 we don't talk about enough like the fighting in the Alps because people forget that Northern Italy's the Alps I've been there actually some of the most beautiful mountains I've ever seen World War I as well too

it was the Austrians versus the Italians and they would fight like way high up in those mountains yeah um yeah like a rough place to fight yeah but i mean the gyrka's probably it was light work for them to be in those mountains they were they are from the fucking hamalayas yeah i know yeah you have like yeah they were like yeah they were kind of used as cold weather or like mountain troops yeah but they fought in afghanistan too so they can handle the heat so was that like because they were fighting the nazis and they're like their mountain bases

that like people oh yeah um yeah Hitler's fucking it was called the eagles nest yeah that was his uh mountain base eagle's nest that was based in like uh the red skull in captain america oh yeah that whole thing was based i've seen it i mean it looks beautiful i haven't seen it in person but um like did they have like a whole fortress built into the mountain that would make sense that's wild because there was rumors that like you know

the Nazis basically had this like fallback point where like no matter what they could still retreat to this place and maintain uh yeah but the girk is fucking that's when things were we're going well for Hitler he was just chilling up in the Eagles nest the Nazis were overrunning Europe he was probably like sweet like he literally thought he was like yeah this is this

this war is going to be over soon it was a death cult but uh yeah so the hike to base camp we fly to catmandu and then i think you take like a a 30 minute flight to a place called lucla and lucla has that crazy landing strip that's like on a mountain oh shit um it's i think it's like supposed to be one of the most dang yeah it's the world's most dangerous airport um because look it up uh here's a photo of the runway it's kind of like on a giant cliff um so if you land if you land too early you're just gonna you're just going to miss it oh my god um and i think like nepal has the most plane crashes yeah which is the world's

most risky airport it's called lucla yeah the yeah the senzing hillary Airport. Is that it? Wait. Look up, so Lucla's L-U-K-L-A says. Yeah, yeah, Tenzing Hillary Airport is domestic airport. It was it named after Sir Edmund Hillary. Yeah, Sir Edmund Hillary put it there. Wow, that's, you're flying in there? I think we have to fly there. Wait, but like, is it like most dangerous because there's like the most crashes, but like, is it the most fatal? Like, because some of the crashes could be like little fender benders, you know what I'm saying? No, no, these are the, when you crash at Lucla, it's definitely fatal. Passengers, annual passenger traffic.

There was also a very fucked up video. I don't know if it happened at Lucla, but it happened in Nepal. It was a plane crash and there was a guy in the plane who was live streaming on Facebook. Jesus. And like all of a sudden you just see the plane turn and then all you see are flames. Oh, Jesus Christ. Yeah. Should.

Don't watch that if you're afraid of flying. I've never seen it. Should we watch for a reaction? Yeah, because we're not going to be showing it live. Yeah. So the accidents and incidents. So there's only been one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, 11 since 1973.

So, wow. So there's been 11 since 1973. That's decent odds. um yeah no and i like they just had a plane crash like in the past five months so oh there's been another one what i think these are all the ones with fatalities um well i like search this one this was um it crashed in nepal i don't think it was at it was a t r 72 aircraft carrying 72 people and a man was live streaming

on Facebook as it happened Whoa Let's see, is this the video? Jesus I mean, are you sure you want to watch this? I don't know, how bad is it? Oh, were you talking about that flight that like I think I know what you're talking about

That's a nut Wasn't that a Pakistani flight It was like a spontaneous combustion? No, this one, You, like, it takes like a sharp turn. Jeez. Oh, yeah. Let's see.

What the hell is that? That's an ad for Jacklinks. Okay, okay, good. Shout out Jacklinks. I've been just demolishing beef jerky in the office. There's just so much beef jerky here. Yeah. Is this the, all right, if I can find,

If I can find the full vid, I don't know where you. You know, we don't have to work if you find it. Okay, yeah. I think I found it. Okay, we can watch it. Well, okay. Have you? Yeah, I found it.

That part of the world is actually like so fascinating. Like, have you know the song Kashmir by Led Zeppelin? I know that's actually a different. Yeah, but that's still like close. Yeah. It's close there. That's in like far western China. Yeah.

Like that, that song is actually a pilot. of the storm who leaves no trace like sorts inside of a dream leave the path that let me to that place yellow desert stream my shangrelah beneath the summer moon I will return again as the dust that floats high in June we're moving through Kashmir

that song's just like so entrancing it is yeah um so I was Googling Nims he is the second most famous

Nepalese person in the world who do you think is number one okay let me think the most famous Nepalese person is it

is it the the Sherpa who went up a live person no he's no longer alive he's no longer alive Dolly is the Dalai

no he's Tibetan but you're on the right track damn it has to be Dalai Lama Is it Sir Edmund Hillary's Sherpa who got to the top of the mountain with him? Nope

Okay, it's not the dollar Wait wait wait No I got this I got this way wait Wait wait Just definitely stuff please I think it's got to be some sort of religious figure Yes Is it the It is a religious figure

Oh is it that that goddess girl Who like they get a new one Because they can't I'll look that up We'll look that up in a second Wait I know this I know this I know this. Give me a hint.

Give me a little hint. All right. It's the religious figure. The, oh, is it the Buddha? Yeah. The Buddha's Nepaliese? Yeah. I thought he was Indian.

Same here. Same here. But apparently he was from a part of that area that is now part of Nepal. Buddha. I thought the Buddha was in. Wait. No, I thought he was too. but at least the list that I saw said um oh he was born in Lumbindi which is now in Nepal but was

one of the Indian Zumbini oh yeah yeah so it's it's not in the mountains wow yeah it's in like the southernmost part of Nepal wow saharto guatama buddhism is pretty sick yeah read the book Siddhartha by Herman Hess It's kind of like It tells the story of the Buddha It's a good book He was a prince Yeah he was he was a prince

Who then just like Chose poverty Well he literally like It's the story is basically Like he lived in the palace his whole life And then like one day He had to like go amongst the common people Like they had to like walk him

To some ceremony when he was like 13 And he just like experienced Like he just saw bad things in the world for the first time. And he was like, this is terrible. Like, why does this exist? Yeah. And then he just devote his whole life to.

Yeah. He, like, he experienced the highs of the highs, like, lived in complete luxury. And then he lived in complete poverty. And then he was like, I think the key is to just, like, is just not, is to not want a thing. Yeah. Like to release all needs. yes all needs and desires and just exist yeah like have no highs and no lows yeah and just nirvana but i mean i guess if you were a prince back in the which century was it 566 bc e so 500

years before christ you have no media you probably don't really have to deal with any serious topics because your father who's like king i guess yeah deals with it so you're just like eating cool stuff getting weighted on hand and foot by a ton of servants and then for the first time you experienced something bad happened to you the worst thing that's happened to you up to that point

is you seeing poverty and it just like like you like understand for the first time something that like you probably understand as like a toddler like bad things happen he like experiences a 13 year old and he's like oh my god

bad things happen yeah like like bad guys are real like yeah then you just devote your life to you know making the better i don't even know buddhism is wild like those buddhist monks that like train themselves to like not even eat or they like exist on yeah i saw this wild video of this guy like climbing up a rock face like with a bunch of gear and then he like looks to his right and there's He was just a monk walking vertically up it. And he's like, how the hell is he doing that?

He's reached Nirvana. Yeah, monk walks up cliff. Oh, yeah. Actually, this is when I think we need to, if we do the YouTube, we might have to put this in. Let me send you this video. So I'll narrate it. So it's just a video of a guy using a rope to climb up the side of a mountain or cliff. and then there's just this monk with big bags on his back,

just walking straight up it. It is, like, wild. Do you think that they get to that point and they just, and they just, like, get superpowers? I don't know, man. Like, it seems like it. Let's get to, let's get to the bottom of, like, the kung fu thing. Like, is there monks who actually, like,

or know how to like do crazy kung fu shalan monks yeah like that's really yeah they can get yeah they can get punched in the dick repeatedly there's like a shalom monk and he's known as like he's known as like iron balls or uh or iron cock you can find a video online he's just there's someone who's like punching him in the cock as as as hard as possible over and over again and he's perfectly fine the shall and monks are our thing They're real. But, like, are they actually dangerous compared to MMA fighting? That, I don't know.

But, yeah, I mean, we could do an entire, entire, like, episode on just the crazy things that Buddhist monks have done. There was that one guy in India who, like, held his hand up for 20 years. Oh, yeah. They just, like, completely shriveled and falling off. And then there were also monks in Japan who self-mummified themselves. Oh, Jesus. And they did that for like three years leading up to their death. They would like only eat tree bark or something like that.

This one Shal and Monk ran on water for 18 meters. Wait, but he's cheating. He's on top cardboard. Okay, yeah. I don't know if that's real. Oh, my God. Yeah, so they would, but when they, um, self-mummify themselves, they would just eat like, like nuts, buds, and roots for three years.

Um, and then had, they would like self-mumify. I don't know what, what was the final cycle? Dude, I mean, once you dedicate yourself to just like not having sex, like, you just can do wild shit. Like, these guys take no fat to another level. I mean, that's what, like, priests are supposed to do, too, though. And they're not Buddhist monks. They're not getting superheroes from it. Yeah.

You know how that whole no-fap, like thing, like, day, like, day 31 of no-fap. Like, I feel so amazing. I'm strong. Like, I think I have superpowers. Like, let's read something. This is, this is what, so you know, Caleb did an experiment with Robbie Fox. And he was like, all right, let's see how long you can go without. masturbating until you just come naturally and Robbie Fox had a wet dream after 21 days um and I've like

I was on like a camping trip and so there was like no time where I was just going to be jacking off like I was staying in a tent with some other people and I I think it was like around that's like after two weeks of not masturbating at all I ended up having a wet dream yeah it's awkward Yeah, it's it's in the tent With the other people I was I was I was in a sleeping bag You know like and I was wearing pants It's not like I created a huge mess

So we're on the no fab Reddit After five months of nofap Here are all my benefits Physical in general I found that I glowed up over the five months Better skin, clear eyes nicer hair Better general fitness Need less sleep to feel rested

can gain muscle relatively easily now injuries don't take as long to heal better temperature and tolerance neither heat nor cold bothers me anymore straight posture can hold eye contact with anyone now slightly deeper voice pimples are gone better looking in general

mental the mental benefits to this practice are crazy my mind is super clear dreams become vivid a.F and I've gotten so many lucid dreams during this journey comfort zone has become much much larger probably the best benefit have stopped seeking the validation of others better overall memory better intuition and common sense can thrive in any social situation usually know the right thing to say in most situations close to zero awkwardness i've got that killer instinct zero awkwardness self control has improved greatly better concentration super useful in studying negative thoughts don't linger for long i mean that's he's got more But we just got to talk, like, is this what the monks have? Yeah, I mean. Do monks jerk off?

Do monks experience zero awkwardness? I don't think, do you think monks know that jerking off is an option? No, I feel like every human has to, like, if you're horny, like, no, it's an option that you could. No. You could put your hand down there and maybe have some fun. If they've never seen a woman. So actually, the Buddhist monks, that's one of the things that the Buddha is like, we need to release all bad things no once like yeah we need to release all desires yeah and obviously a

desire for sex is like one of the biggest ones so have these monks just achieved these superpowers from not jerky off i think there's a little more to it but i don't know because they have nothing else to do but that's but like i'm wondering for that guy who didn't fat for five months like did he have a wet dream in those five months so here's some of the miscellaneous things he's gone. How bad was that? No way Billy. What? Miscellaneous? Yeah. Miscolaneous.

Oh, I didn't hear that. He was probably reading it and just thought it was a hard to see. I was debating whether or not should put these in because some people might call BS, but I decided to do it anyways. This is for the five months guy. General attraction, attention from women, children, animals, etc. Higher vibrations when people say they vibe well with you, but more on a spiritual level. Definitely more spiritual.

Super lucky. I don't even know how to explain some of the things that have happened to me lately. Time goes by almost twice as fast, even in school. More thankful for every opportunity and grateful for the life I live.

Sex is no longer my primary goal in life. This dude's making, so like after five months, this guy's like achieved Nirvana. Wow. I mean, yeah, like everything he listed, I mean, I don't, I don't know if everything.

Everyone experiences that? What's the longest you've gone about fapping? I think it can help you. If you're trying, if you're a single guy and you're trying to get a girlfriend, you're trying to get laid, I think not fapping could help in the sense that you'd be more motivated. Like if you're constantly masturbating and then like you're out at a bar, you might not be as motivated to be like all right i need i need to meet someone tonight because you're like no i could just

i'm just going to go home and jack off yeah but you're you're going to really disappoint whoever you take home oh just because you'll come yeah but you'll have a huge load girls love that to be like wow that only lasted for about 10 seconds but my god was that that was an impressive load you'll be so proud of you yeah Holy shit Then you just got to I mean you'll You'll come in 10 seconds

But you'll be coming for like a minute Moving on Yeah Moving on Can girls have a wet dream Extra dosing is now You do not have to answer that OG caller dad

I don't I've never heard of it From a girl Yeah I mean I haven't really either I feel like It takes a little more than that for a girl. Monks.

So the monks get their special powers from nofab. But I also saw an article that the nofap community is seriously like toxic and that they end up the ones who don't get to the five. They'll go five months, but then they'll relapse and then hate themselves. Oh, yeah. Like I saw this article no fat. Or maybe like the no fat community, they slowly. turn into incels. Yeah.

I don't know. I feel like that van diagram must be very, very close to one circle. No fat. There's like a, yeah. I just searched on Google, do monks have wet dreams? And, yeah, apparently they do. What happens when a Buddhist? Ooh, what does this say?

They dry up in a few months? what happens when monks get what dreams they dry up what is it wait they dry

ononism what is oh non okay yeah so actually this is a big part of Buddhism no fap is a serious element of Buddhism

yeah wait yeah well yeah I assume so like fapping is definitely you have a desire for something what the hell is

onanism Onanism Oh Mass That's a Yeah Onanism is the Bible Huh

Ooh Wait Let's check this out Wait It's a major problem In the monastic code So wait If you've eliminated

So many cravings And Um Onanism just says It's another word for masturbation, for masturbation. Oh, so the headstand pose. Yeah.

And yoga, so they're standing on their head to counter the nocturnal emissions? Yeah. So if you want to stop having wet dreams, like you have to master the headstand. Yeah, no, I'm sure you can finally train yourself to just. It gets easier to handle. Okay, the Hamo wheel. Wait, wait. I want to see how these guys deal with this.

Yeah. So it's because they, they, sometimes you can blame, they blame nocturnal emissions on eating delicious food. And they fell asleep without mindfulness. Hmm. They became anxious. So like if they, they felt something that made them crave something,

the nocturnal omission happened. So they, they're like, it means they weren't. practicing. Yeah, I'm sure you can train yourself. Like, I'm sure maybe when you first do nofap, you're having some nocturnal, uh, nocturnal emissions, but then eventually your body just gets used to it and you're just

not emitting at all. You finally get down to zero come. Oh, some, some monks have ended up cutting off their sex organs. That sounds like a eunuch. They had to send out a thing like the Bodie. There was an excerpt where they said, please stop cutting off your sex organs. It will not fix the underlying cause of lust.

Whoa. Yeah, I've always wondered like Unix, do Unix still get horny? Yeah, so they said not eating dinner is a value, is a good tool to prevent nocturnal emissions. What happens when people eat dinner? They socialize. They eat rich foods like flavored meats, drink wine.

Yeah. No, they don't drink wine. Yeah, and it might cause you to get worked up. Mm-hmm. I feel like this is actually really unhealthy. Nofap? Well, just like not enjoying anything. I don't know.

I mean, hey, all the power to them. It's not, I mean, it's not an easy feat. I feel like you need some. enjoyment in life but it's pretty damn impressive though when like the monks pull it off i feel like if you're in the right environment you can do it day 90 of no fat feels like a new me is a son of god i've been getting a lot of compliments of my looks and mentally all the sacrifice i've endured just to beat this addiction well i'm not telling people to go no fat but these guys but you're not telling people to fap all the time i'm i'm not either or or but i just think it's hilarious how these

guys like have reached like some like these guys are so horny they've reached like the the like celestial plane like that's so funny yeah i mean i think the amount of porn like we have these days it is it is causing some problems yeah because you're you're uh you're desensitized to everything that's what people say like about young men now where they're like young men now don't know how to like garner correct consent because they're watching so much porn I saw yeah I think the case I saw this quote that men accomplished so much more when they had harder access to boobs yeah seeing boobs I was gonna say because that just because you watch porn doesn't give you more access to boobs but if you can access seeing boobs yeah because you can go like

I saw it was like you can go look up exactly what you want on Pornhub or whatever and it's like right there. Yes. There's no there's no one you don't have to desire anything. You can just go find out. The federalist men did greater things when it was harder to see boobs. That's so ridiculous. Men built the Taj Mahal because they couldn't see boobs. Wasn't that like the whole thing?

Yeah, it was the whole thing. Yeah, because he built that for, like, someone he loved. Maybe he was like, maybe she'll show me her boobs. Maybe I'll get a tit pick. Yeah. I mean, that's the crazy thing about the Muslim world. Like, walking down the streets in New York, you see girls wearing all sorts of stuff. But, like, in the Muslim world, you don't really see a woman, you know, like, you don't see, like, a woman's legs or her cleavage until you marry that woman.

because in some of those societies, they're completely covered up. All right. Off the topic of sex. Yeah. So the hike to the base camp, it's not that it's super hard. Like you're climbing for 10 hours a day straight up. It's that the altitude is so high. And a lot of people have to turn back or get medevaced out because they start suffering.

bring, uh, they start suffering altitude sickness. Um, and so that's my main concern is just how to avoid that. Because I, you can't train for that. Like I have been, I've been doing the stair master. Yeah. I've been running on the treadmill with the full incline. But, uh, you can't train for the altitude unless like I went out to Denver and was just climbing 14,000 peaks. We got to get you a supplement regimen to get your uh your blood oxygen level your red blood cells higher yeah chlorophyll you should start supplementing now let's actually let's get let's get back to the fap topic um apparently viagra helps deal with altitude sickness yeah well uh chad uh chad johnson ochosinko used to take viagra before every game and especially when he was in denver because of

the altitude because it it gets your blood flowing yeah it helps circulate So if anyone has some spare Viagra, I would take them to Nepal. I feel like Cialis once a day would be better. Yeah, yeah, because that's more constant. Yeah, it's like, it's like long acting. Yeah. They also have a type of pill you can take called Diomox, which is supposed to help with altitude sickness.

I think the main thing you can do to avoid it is you have to drink tons of water. you have to stay very hydrated you can get those bottles of oxygen that you like huff basically yeah i think those are like a scam or i heard you're going to be so high up i don't even know to make it difference yeah the base camp is at like 17,500 feet or something like that um which is yeah so um now the bottles of oxygen that the um the um the bottles of oxygen that the um that they use when you're climbing to the top of Everest because most people you like need oxygen because there's a zone at the top called the deaf zone

and that's when like human beings just can't survive without supplied oxygen. Although there are like some Sherpas, like there are people who have climbed Mount Everest with zero oxygen and they're just freaks in nature. The Gurkhas. Yeah, or the Sherpas. The Sherpas, but the Sherpas and the Gurkas is like a, you know,

Yeah, they're both from the same area. I think a lot of Sherpas are Gurkhas. Not necessarily. I think like the Venn diagram is a circle. No, I mean, Sherpas are just like, Gurkhas are out there in combat zones and stuff. Sherpers are just, they help rich white people carry things up the top of the mountain, which is one of Nims' main things.

Like, he's the first famous Nepalese climber. And he's trying to shine a spotlight on. all the Sherpas. Like, for every Westerner that has climbed Mount Everest, there's at least a few Sherpas that climbed it with them and we're like helping carry a lot of gear, but like they get zero shine. And so he's like, we need to focus on these like incredible Nepalese climbers that are actually doing a lot of the work.

Yeah. I think, I think a lot of Gurkhas retire and become Sherpas. That would make sense. That's what I'm looking at. That would make sense um yeah and like nims his body is just wild like he can handle super high altitude but me i have no idea how my body is going to react to it that's why you have to get evacuation insurance um so yeah i just got some sort of insurance and they're like if you feel sick you need to call us first before you get a helicopter and like we need to determine on the phone like whether you're actually sick enough to warn a helicopter.

Yeah, because that's expensive. Yeah. Dude, I mean, freaking ambulances are expensive as fuck. Imagine a helicopter. I know. So chlorophyll, chloro oxygen,

you definitely, if there's any supplement companies that, you know, want to send Donnie some chlorophyll, vitamin E, vitamin D. Okay.

I think let's look at some other stuff. Any, you know, what, oh, you should blood dope. What? what you should go get blood taken right now and then have them take all the blood like just blood dope and then inject it back into you when your blood levels have recovered and so I would just be bringing a couple vials and I would just be shooting up well shoot up the blood before you leave and then you just have extra red blood cells circulating in your body body that can carry more oxygen

all right do you know a guy who can blood dope me okay let's see if there's anybody listening who can help blood dope Donnie. You know what? Let's just tweet that out. Yeah, because that is key. You need to build up your red blood cell. Are you putting that on the maconos in Twitter? Blood dope.

I know it's on my Twitter. Okay. Anyone know where you can, does anyone know where you can blood dope? Just. And so like, yeah, the way you do the hike is you take it really slow. like you hike up to a certain altitude and then you hike back down at night to sleep so your body can slowly adjust yeah um and that's why it takes so long you're doing it really slow and you're going

up and coming back down and that's what they do after base camp too when they're heading up they'll like hike up part way hike back down to base camp hike up even higher and then come back down to base camp sleep and I don't know I was reading that even after base camp it can take like 40 days to reach the summit because you're constantly going up and coming back down so but why even are you going up if is that just for altitude yeah like just get used to it yeah like why don't you just go all the way up the first day because you'll die yeah your body wouldn't be able to adapt the oxygen tank things do kind of work. No, like the real oxygen tanks.

I'm talking about when I went to Denver in the airport, they're selling these like... Those green tops. Yeah, yeah. Some of them are flavored. Yes. I actually saw those I think are like a scam. I would have agreed with you, but when I was boxing, we were doing super short resting breaks and towards the end when you're like, they wanted to push my muscles.

farther than they would have been able to normally. So I was taking just breathing oxygen between rounds of like we were doing like crazy like 30 round workouts or like you're doing like a minute on the bag stop just like to push like my muscles farther so that they could get in better shape, get more of a workload even though I was gasped oxygen wise. I'm not sure of the specifics, but it did help me recover faster in between rounds. Because, I mean, you only do absorb, I think it's like 40% of the oxygen in the air. Yeah. When you breathe it in. So even if it's like, if the air is, you know, only 20% oxygen, you're only getting 40% of that 20%. So if you're getting 100% of that 100%.

Okay. So if like, it's, it's a incremental difference, but it did help. Okay. But I think you couldn't. really tell at altitude it probably would help someone who is like feeling yeah because i know like those bottles you can buy for like 10 dollars a bottle but the tanks that they use when they're climbing when they're climbing ever those are like 600 dollars for like a small bottle yeah it's the expensive oxygen what's the highest mountain that you've climbed highest mountain that i've climbed

I've hiked Actually I did go pretty high on a mountain What was it? Was it on the East Coast? No, I was in I've hiked, I've had I've done a thousand foot

altitude differences in hiking Okay Is that a lot? I don't think that's a lot I went on like a, I love hiking. I love hiking with my dog. I'm wearing my hiking boots now so I can break them in. Oh, hell yeah. What type you got?

They're called like the renegades. I don't know. Are they, are they cold? Are they warm? The Loa renegades. They're warm enough. I'm going to be wearing wool socks too. We got to remember frostbite.

Yeah, I don't have great. circulation as is but um you need to start work like we got to get you going that's a video series we got to do we got to get you when is it i fly out on april 8th so i have like a week oh shit we got to actually i'm fucked but we got we got to really get you going right now the hike doesn't start until like april 15th though dude we actually need to get you pushing i don't think is your cardiovascular system ready for something like this i mean I did a half hour on the treadmill at full incline. Dude, we might actually have to get you in with some PEDs.

So I know the MMA fighters. Yeah, I'm going to take a bunch of Viagra and I'll be fine. MMA fighters, I think it's called Carterine? Carterine, it's a SARM. I need blood dope, Viagra, and Dymox. I don't know. Carterin's a fat burner. There's another one that MMA fighters take.

totally illegal but it kind of makes you turn a little orange but it helps your red blood cell um stamina increasing really so funny but it's just it's a little you're a little bit orange just a little bit i mean is it like but you're burning fat like crazy yeah i'll say cartering i don't mind turning a little orange it will look like a simpson if it's going to keep me because you know how all them have cart no it's unlikely to increase it's not an androgen Cartering, yeah. Is it going to be like a spray tan or something? Yeah, dude, I had this kid who did it for rowing because he wanted to get into college

and he was like, we were like looking up because he had this one like test you have to pass for rowing and he like, and if you have a really good time, all you need to do is like this is like the one statistic that like college rowing coaches look at and if it's like a certain time you can get into like really good schools. So he was like, we were researching all this. this stuff. He's like, yo, carterine. Yeah, it was carterine. You'll feel like you never want to stop running.

Okay, so let's look up carterine altitude. Will Carter, would carterine prevent altitude sickness? Read it. Why would it? It seems to have big cardio, you should ITPP. Okay, so this, this looks like, okay, we're finding the right stuff.

I, my, okay, myoinositol triphosphate, TPP. Okay. Okay. This stuff looks like it's a performance enhancing substance with exerts its biological effects by increasing tissue oxygenation. This could save your life. Cartering.

No, myoincetal triphosphate. Let's see where you can buy it. If it's like easy to get or it's like, you know, we got to order it from a... Yeah, I mean, diomox will probably get the job done. Mayo. Okay, let's see this. Oh, you can buy it. Wait.

When could it arrive? Is it reduces cancer progression through alleviation of hypoxia? Wait, how is, is it, you should check this out. Is, oh, can you buy it? That's what we need. Oh, is it injectable? It's an injectable. It's an injectable.

Yeah. All right. I mean, I do not want to be in. Like having to inject myself. Not for human consumption, but you can buy it from a lab supply store. All right. Place the order. Are we getting it?

But you're going to have to shoot me up. I don't trust myself with a needle. A little insulin needle. Let's see how, what kind of, okay, we'll talk about this later. This is a little too much. Okay. Okay. Yeah.

Yeah, but definitely get on the chlorophyll. And I can just buy that at a store. Yeah. Put in your water. Okay. You can just like there's, it's like a dropper. Yeah, I don't, I know red blood cells are important. So, yeah, we're just going to jack up your red blood cells.

I heard chlorophyll is kind of like a placebo effect thing, though. Like, I believe it though. Do you do it? You believe a lot. Yeah. You are a believer. Yeah. Do you do, do you put chlorophyll in your water?

I, I just heard that it was great for altitude sickness. And you should probably start supplementing it now. I don't want to hear that you got all the way across the world and literally like did it like if you had just taken a couple shots of this stuff you wouldn't be hell of act out of there. Yeah, I'm not trying to get hell. Actually, I'm only trying to get hellavacked

when I'm at the top so I don't have to hike back down. Okay, that's good. That's good. My college roommate went to exactly where you're going and she's fine. She made it. Yeah. She went to the base camp. How athletic is she? She works out a lot.

But like it's, she was like a 19 year old girl. It seems like. You better cut the nicotine. So I stopped vaping, but I'm still doing zins. That's fucked. Okay. I thought, I mean, I just, I didn't want to mess with my lungs. So that's why I'm only doing zins.

I remember, where was that? But I've also, I've read about smokers doing the, doing the hike. And he was like, he was like, I used to smoke 10 cigarettes a day. And then just during the hike, I only did four a day. Yeah, but those are probably like the Gurkhas who are like. No, this was just like. like a random SAS troops

I'm more concerned that NIMS seems like he likes to drink a lot like he parties hard and that's why he's become sort of controversial like most mountaineers are being like he's setting a bad example

like he'll be like he like rages even at the base camp he'll be like throwing a party in his tent with tons of booze where that's sick booze dehydrates you and so it's like that could be

a little dangerous. But I bet it keeps you warm. Yeah, it keeps you warm. I'm pretty sure booze is good for circulation, kind of. Alcohol and circulation. Yeah, but dehydration is very bad for high altitude. So if I'm going to be drinking hard with booze, then I'll have to be drinking hard when it comes to water, too.

Yeah. When you drink alcohol, you increase your heart rate and therefore your rate of blood flow. This is a simple cause and effect result. More blood flow means greater strain on the veins. Um, so something I would like to do, um, talking to the Starlink guy, he said we're going to have pretty good Wi-Fi, the whole hike, even when we're, even when we're at the base camp. So I might be able to call in for one of the episodes via Zoom. I like that. From base camp. That would be sick. Yeah. Um, and the time difference will, we'll be kind of rough. But I think like if I called in at 10 p.m. It was, You're going to be fucked up in Nims' tent. It would be around, yeah, I'll call in Hammer. At 10 p.m. I think is maybe like 1 p.m. here or something.

That would work perfectly. Yeah. Like, yo, I'm in Nims' tent. What time? Yeah. You're taking shots. And yeah, I think like NIMS would probably be down to hop on the pot at some point, too. Nepali's alcohol.

He's been on Rogan. Oh. Yeah. Roxy. Although alcohol in Nepal is usually called Roxy It's originally brewed from millet rice Barlow wheat Maybe there's like some sort of

Maybe Nepali's alcohol like Helps you with altitude I don't think alcohol is alcohol I don't know Yeah Nims loves to drink because his His whole life He was just like training training and didn't drink at all So I think he drank for the first time

When he was 25 or Yeah Or like even older. So now he just loves it. Now he's like, let's fucking, I have to make up for lost time and just rages all the time. That happens with a lot of athletes. That, yeah, that happens for weed too. Like I knew some people in college and like they tried weed for the first time in college.

And then they just became obsessed with weed. Yeah. Where it's like I had tried weed in high school. And like by the time I got to college, like I was kind of over it. You already had your first panic attack? Yeah, yeah. But then like some people like if they start to smoke weed at a later time, like even Joe Rogan, like he loves weed. He's always talking about it.

He didn't start to smoke weed until he was in his 30s. Yeah. Which might be better for you. I think it might make you like it more. Yeah, because when you're smoking, when your brain is still developing and you're getting high all the time, it can kind of like mess with the development a little bit or it can be it can be confusing you know you don't like know how to handle it as well but when if you if you start smoking after you're fully developed you might enjoy it more i don't know they should definitely make it

that you can't smoke until you're like your brain's developed um well i mean it's like weed is legal now but it's only legal for people who are 21 plus yeah because a new study came out that weed psychological I think it just did like everyone has a different vice no I think just weed affects everyone

differently like I know like for a lot of people they love weed because it chills them out I've found that like weed doesn't really chill me out that much yeah weed makes me feel an edge yeah that's so sad

or I just pass out I just go to sleep I must be nice. Actually, Three Chi does help me sleep. Three Chi is my melatonin. Yeah. Although I don't have any of the gummies anymore. Oh, I can, oh, I got you.

Okay. I'm presenting sponsor Three Chi. We can. I would love some. Yeah. That would be great. NIMS is also the guy who took that viral photo of that long line of people. Oh, yeah.

Trying to get up. Yeah. made with the trash, but he took one and it was like a couple hundred people all in line to reach the summit. Oh, that's very, that, that photo made me be like, oh, I absolutely could like do Everest. Yeah. That was the photo that was like, I can. I think you could climb it too. It's very expensive to, to climb it just with all the supplies you need and you have to hire Sherpas and stuff and get the oxygen tanks. But I wonder, like, do you think you could do it tomorrow or do you think you would

not right now but if I was in my like the only I'm scared of heights I actually couldn't do it well it's not like I don't I have no idea but I think like on the route up you're not just like on the edge of cliffs that could be completely

wrong but like I get nervous on like certain types of escalators okay yeah because like there's like a steep drop and like all the malls that have like escalators between like like different floors but like had this huge drop yeah just like what the fuck um apparently prince

harry tried to climb but his dick like almost froze off and he had to turn back what yeah prince i prince harry everest penis was that yeah yeah yeah it was in his book he got a frost bitten penis which is wild because you know whenever i'm like snowboarding and it's a freezing day my my hands will start to get really cold my feet will start to get really cold but your penis is usually always warm like it's like i've like i've never had to call it a day because my dick is getting too cold well prince harry was probably maybe taking it out a little too much yeah he definitely He definitely is the type of guy. He's like, oh, my dick's out on Everest.

Prince Harry is being ridiculed online after revealing that he suffered a frost-bitten tawger. I guess that's what they call a cock in the UK, a todger doing a 2000. Oh, this was when he was in the North Pole, not climbing Everest. That's a different type of cold. His frosted phallus fiasco. He definitely, like, tried to pee outside or something. Upon arriving home, I'd been horrified to discover that my nether regions were frost-nipped. After coming home, he realized?

Or maybe after getting back to his tent. That the royal had described the shrinkage-inducing saga. The royal penises. The royal... Oh, my goodness. The royal penis is a bit chilled. Not the royal penis. Oh, my God.

I just don't know how that part of your body of all parts. gets frost but I mean are you got to have some long johns on yeah frost nip taja frost dip taw um he he's got a fucked up his life is probably so everyone's like oh man harry like what the fuck are you doing leaving the royal family but like his upbringing his life is so different than anybody else is on earth like yeah like you can't expect someone like that to be normal do you know that is that the reason that his book is called spare uh it's because his dad once like went up and told them he's like i'll always love your mother princess diana because she gave me a hair and a spare and he was the spare uh yeah are they the same

blood type i don't know did you ever see that movie where it's like uh the daughter was born to like have replacement parts. My sister's keeper. Is that the one with Alec Baldwin? Yes. And he's the lawyer. Yeah. And she's like,

an Abigail Breslin. Sad movie. I was like, I don't want to, I want to have anonomy of my, autonomy of my body. Yeah, it's like the whole movie is Abigail Breslin

was like born because her sister had cancer and they used her to like donate plasma and blood cells her whole life. And then she filed for medical emancipation when she was a little kid. Yeah. Good movie. I went to that movie when I was like in like maybe middle school or high school. And one of my like good friends from growing up had alopecia. So she just didn't have hair.

But it was like we had no like she had it for so long. It was just like a normal thing. And we went to the movie like with her mom. We were really young and like a bunch of our other friends. And we walked to the movie and her mom was like, oh my God, these people probably think I'm bringing my daughter. Like that has cancer. Yeah, yeah. And we were like we were laughing about it because obviously she didn't have cancer.

but it was like I remember like going to the movie theater to watch that movie and yeah it was a good movie it's like very sad but it's like it was like kind of funny in retrospect we're like oh my god but obviously like my friend was totally fine but I literally think that Harry like part of the spare thing was for spare parts like if if William needs a kidney you got to give him a kidney it's so sad poor Harry I do think the royal family is They're just, like, human pets. They literally just, like, they're just, like, contained and trotted out, like, show ponies. Yeah. It's funny, like, the first time I really remember hearing about Prince Harry was when he, he, he, he wore a Nazi costume. Yeah. Yeah. And then, like, in the book, he sort of kind of tries to blame it on his older brother.

He was like, I told him to wear it. Yeah, he was like, I was like, I was like, I was. trying on Halloween costumes and they were like, oh, that one's hilarious. Yeah, definitely wear that. Um, it's, I mean, how it's, it's so not funny because it's like the royal family sneaky made a deal with the Nazis to get them out of England if they were going to invade. So, yeah, wasn't it, um, the, the king of England's brother was like actually pretty tight with the Nazis. Yeah. I think the thing is that whole, the royal family, like, Like of Europe are all like, basically back in the day, there was a bunch of German kingdoms before Germany became united.

Yeah. And because of that, there was like a bunch of princes and princesses that could be all married off to different other royals. Yes. To like for treaties and stuff. So there was like, if you were royal, you could only marry other royals. Yeah. And there was just like tons of German royals. So then they're like the whole like, they were all.

cousins. Yes. Even like in Russia. In World War I, yeah. The Tsar of Russia, the king of England and the Kaiser of Germany were all cousins. So it's like, what the fuck were they fighting these wars for? Yeah. No, it is.

That's like when I first found that out, I was amazed. Edward III. So he was the king of the United Kingdom and the dominions of the British Empire. Wait, so if he was the king, and he died in 1972, when did the queen become the queen?

Wait, what? Different king. Wait, are you talking about the king during World War II? Yeah, so Edward III later knows the Duke of Windsor

was the King of the United Kingdom and British Empire until he abdicated the throne in 1936. And so... Yeah, so maybe did the queen become the queen and wait,

No, she began to... No. Wait, why? So his father's death in 1936, Edward became the second monarch of the House of Windsor. The new king showed impatience with court protocol.

Oh, so he married an American who had divorced her first... Oh, so I think he, like, abdicated to marry this... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then his brother became the king. So, okay. And his brother's daughter is the queen.

or was the queen. Yeah. So he left. He, he, he, he wanted to bang this American broad. And so he left. So Prince Harry's kind of following in his footsteps. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

These American girls keep stealing royals. But yeah. Oh, he was sneaky jacked for that. Wow. Yeah. But there was a lot of drama because he was kind of like, he was, he was making secret deals with the Nazis, even like after he abdicated the throne.

But yeah, George, George V, Kaiser Wilhelm and the Tsar of Russia, like we're all grandchildren of Queen Victoria or something like that. Wow. So, yeah, I think he was like part of a plan to get the British people out. Or he would just like want it to call like a truce with the Nazis. Huh. Weird, weird history.

I do think Harry also might be the bodyguard's son. Oh, really? Is that like a thing? Yeah, the bodyguards of ginger. Okay. But I mean the... He looks nothing like Charles. Gingervitis, though.

It's also a recessive trait. Oh, he has ginger vitus? No, I was just saying that. Ginger vitus. Yeah. Ginger vitus. Oh. but William does look a lot like Charles

Did you see that those early That one video of Charles When he's like licking his lips? No That he's the creepiest thing ever Okay Yeah So I'm not trying to get a frostbitten tawger

I'm trying to try to Dude that's gonna be great That's gonna be an awesome experience Yeah I think you're gonna get there And be like fuck it Let's go to the top There's this one other

mountain they said i could climb called like low low k2 boochie kilimanjaro low booch i think k2 lobooch looks sick and that's 19 that's actually 20 000 feet up i think k2 is more dangerous than everest but yeah yep that's true k2 is the most dangerous of them all would you smoke k2 on k2 no um no oh but um i will be trying hallucinogenic honey oh shit yes dude i've always heard about that so what kind of fungus mad honey mad honey um i've actually i've already reached out to a guy and he's like i have some um apparently though it's becoming a problem because like so many westerners have now heard about it they're trying to get it that they're like yeah and they're kind of like hurting the bees habitats and stuff um but he says he he has some left over so yeah it's called a

they contain griyanotoxin huh um i had one friend who tried it apparently it's not as much as you're not like hallucinating and seeing things it's more of just this like crazy body high okay so what is granotoxin a natural compound found in the honey nectar that is derived from various species of latin name of the bee that you cannot pronounce so i'm sure so what is the granotoxin how does it act on the brain what is it well it says it can cause full body paralysis oh shit which is not good small doses causes lightheadedness maybe it acts more on the body it's okay okay what so what's it like tripping on mad honey the hallucinogen that maybe is an aphrodisiac don't eat two big spoons of the mad honey a day read the awkward warning on the side of the jar by the time i read it i'd already gulped down three like most honey it was particularly sweet but a faint smoky flavor that burnt the throat

in the tongue unlike honey consuming it would lead to visions vomiting in horrific diarrhea mad honey as is known in turkage is one of those expensive honeies in the world. I picked up two jars from the Grand Bazaar in Istanbul which are enough to induce mildly psychotropic sensation let's see when the Greeks under King Mithridites

were treated by I heard about this orders mentally pots of honey as they made their attack to withdrawal the Roman soldiers couldn't help themselves and pig down until they couldn't move leaving them easy for the slaughter oh the Greeks used it to beat the general General Pompey.

Yeah, so they, like, they had to retreat, but then just left tons of jars of the mad honey out. And then when the other, the other army arrived, they ate all the honey. Yeah. And then we're kind of like. It's a honey trap. Yeah, yes.

It's a literal, the OG honey trap. Mad honey is held gathered by beekeepers braving forceful of bears in the mountains above the Black Sea and Turkey. I'm trying to find what is the exact chemical, like, is there DMT in it or is it just this poison that's paralyzing? It's just that type of toxin that I think affects the brain and the body. And I guess you experience reduced blood pressure, slower breathing, a sense of calm and relaxation. So you'll feel warm, cool, or tingly.

many users acquitted to the high you'd get from cannabis hallucinations are rarely reported and yeah it can last for three to four hours but I think in very high doses that's when there's the risk of it leading to paralysis

so this guy describes a gently pleasant buzz, dizzy and relaxed feeling lazy don't expect to hear about mad honey it's not the party drug that's killing your kids on Fox News yeah so I mean

it just I guess it makes you lazy yeah yo we are now joined by special guest oh look who the fuck it is dudes doggie Hauser Duggs

Extra dosing Welcome back to the couch Dugues Yeah so um How's it going Dude we're talking about Donnie He's going to Mount Everest.

Oh, wow. Everest Base Camp. What are you leaving? Pretty soon. We're going to try to shoot him up with PEDs so you can like make it all the way there. Yeah, Billy, I need to hear your thoughts on the whole expedition. And, uh, what? Do you think you could do it?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We were just, well, no, but then he realized. My immediate thought was like, how did, how fast did Billy say he could do it? He said he could do it fast, but then he was like, I'm terrified of heights. So maybe I couldn't do it. Yeah, I just watched that movie. actually Mount Everest.

What is it on? I don't know. I have like, I have like Fubu. So you just got like free options. Have you seen 14 peaks? Yes. So that guy NIMS is who I'm going with. No.

Yes. That is sick. Yeah. I'm going to yeah. And so yeah. So NIMS now runs a company called Elite Exped, which he'll just like lead people on different sorts of expeditions and he normally charges a ton but my buddy who works for SpaceX is like if you bring these two guys who work for Barstool the like you'll get a lot of

exposure and it will be great for your brand and so he was like willing to lower the price considerably that's awesome yeah i don't know if i could do that first i think you're going to get to base camp and be like i got to go up i'm all the way here I like because I was reading that even after base camp it can take 40 days to get to the summit so I like I don't really have that time oh wait whoa wait I had long yeah I was shocked too so base camp isn't on the base camp base camp it's still going to be like an eight day hike to base camp base camp base camp is at the base of the mountain though right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but it's out it's out the base but yeah because I think it takes so long because people climb up climb up climb up climb down, climb up, climb down to get like acclimated. Oh, that's wild. So they're, that's weird. So like you can make it in one day, but you can't just can't push yourself.

I mean, I'm not an expert, but yeah. Because like, if you're going up and down. Yeah. It's just going higher every time. Yeah. Now, like someone like NIMS could probably just be like, all right, I'm just going to go up. But no, I think most people can take 40 days after base camp. I'd be a dumb ass

to try to do it one day Yeah, you're not gonna do that I'm just like fuck it, it's full sentence You can't ski on Mount Everest, right? I don't know, I have no idea I don't know, but like, I've never seen like Vail Colorado Who's like that's a male is like

Yeah, let's let's Google it Third maybe of that Can you ski on Mount Everest? This is actually very commonly I'm sure like Red Bull has sponsored something Yeah, like that's what I'm saying You can ski, has anyone ever skied Yuchiro Mayoro from Japan

who skied from 8,000 meters in 1970. You're still known around the world simply as the man who skied down Everest. People have skied Everest. Mike drop. I don't know, yeah, but he didn't like start from the very top. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I don't know if there was like parts of the mountain where you could ski down. Like, you know, you climb up a little bit and then you can ski down. Yeah. I mean, that would be a fun way to spend your dissents. Like, because if you're going up there, then down and up and down, like skiing down, like the cool parts would be fun. Carrying the skis would be so annoying.

Yeah. Yeah. Carrying the skis would be a hassle. Yeah. Because you can't hike in the boots. Has anybody ever free, what is it, free climbed? Free climbed? Free climbed up Everest.

Yeah. I think so because it's not like you're climbing a cliff. Yeah. But, no, I'm sure most people do need ropes for some parts. Free climb Everest, yeah. I'm pretty sure people have. yeah yeah they have is that the same as that the free solo dude is that yeah yeah but i mean what he did he's climbing i mean that shit's right up that's not real did you see that other one

about the ice climber we're talking about the same guy i think right i don't know no there's the other guy who's the guy who died yes yes is that not the free solo no free solo is the one on yosemite who free climb no not that one yeah i'm with you then yeah you're talking about ice man Yeah, the guy that would... Who died, ice climber. That documentary is unreal. I mean, it's sad. The Alpinist.

Yes. That's what you're talking about. The Alpinist. Oh, I haven't seen it. I've heard of Harry. I think we spoiled the ending. Yeah, no, I heard about that. No, you can know the ending.

Everything in between is amazing. I mean, it's like being like watching American sniper and not knowing that he dies. Well, he was the guy. He died. He died. That's just the news. Yeah, that's history. Documentaries, the facts are already out there.

Yeah. And wasn't it like he wasn't a fan of being on camera? Yeah, he actually died. His autism for sure. Yeah. And they'd be like, yo, dude, why didn't you let us bring the cameras? I just wanted to climb by myself. Yeah.

And they're like, what, we're trying to make a documentary that you agreed to. So like, you do have to be in this documentary. I forget if it was like one part of the doc where they were like, all right, he's going to go try to break the world record of like to climb up as fast as he could. And he ditched the cameras And he did it And they were like Why didn't you tell

He's like Just thought I'd climb faster If you guys weren't around Thankfully NIMS seems to love being on camera Yeah Yeah Yeah

Dude the album This was scary as fuck Yeah he just died Like did they find him Have you ever done Like So like you know those cars This is a question

I always had about like Climbing up these mountains You know like Mount Washington Oh yeah You know how in the northeast all those cars would be like a minivan like this car has climbed to mount washington it's like how did that Subaru from like or like that honda odyssey from 2006 make it up mount washington like can cars at all go up mount everis and well light a spit Subaru is all a four-wheel

drive yeah Subaru Subaru outbacks it's what makes a Subaru a Subaru yeah superoo outbacks are like the mountain car isn't the mount Washington thing are my crazy am I crazy or isn't there a thing where there's like a hill that like it's an optical illusion where you put the car neutral looks like it's going up the hill they have a lot of those around the u.s is that i went to washington i always thought that wait they i yeah car climbs i went to one in like pittsburg or something there it's called spook hill i don't know i wasn't in pittsberg i forget where that was but i don't know i think those are scams yeah not scams but it's just an optical illusion you're not actually like moving up the yeah moving up the hill because whenever i saw those i

always thought it was like, oh, like they gave him that sticker after the car was put neutral and climbed the mountain by itself. Yeah. Oh, Mount Washington, New Hampshire. Oh, I've caught. Yeah. Yeah, you can just drive up Mount Washington. So is it an optical illusion?

No, it's not the obstacle. I was going to say, because I vividly remember a mom picking me up from soccer practice and she had my car climbed Mount Everest. I'm at Mount Washington. I was like, I'm calling bullshit. Yeah, that's kind of lame. Yeah, the Alphanist, dude, he died in Alaska. And he was known for ice climbing.

For ice climbing. Is that when you use the picks? Yes. Yeah. And so most people, when they do that, they're attached to a rope, but he was just, he was doing it with just him and the picks. He would go up, like, he would go up on like the rocks to start. And then if there was ice to the side, he'd be like, oh, actually, that looks more dangerous.

And he'd purposely go to the ice side. I think the ice was easier to climb up because you could just put in your picks anywhere. Yeah. And you also have spikes on your feet when you're doing that, right? Yeah. Yeah. So the ice is for sure not easy. I don't understand. Because I think like the rock was more, I think the rock was steadier, but it was harder to get a pick, but you could climb faster on the ice because it was just like, it was like, Play-Doh. It was like softer to like get your picks in. So you just get your picks in. So I want to when, did they find his body? Or he just went missing. I forget that part of it.

So his last climb was actually with somebody else. Their bodies were never recovered. Yeah. It was an avalanche. He just disappeared. I think an avalanche or the ice fell on him. So going back to your point, I think the ice would be more dangerous. Well, the ice was probably more dangerous, but I think it was faster.

Okay. I think that's why he was doing it. That would be fun to do. I would like love to climb an ice waterfall. Yeah. But just like a 20 foot one. Wow. Yeah.

No one, he might have just disappeared. hear it off the face of the earth because he hates society no no bill he he's confirmed he he died uh he was really now thinks he like faked his own death because like he didn't want to be on camera anymore like the only way i can get these fucking documentaries to stop following me is if i fake my own death like they finished up the doc and everything and then he did this yeah i just don't like yeah so you think he has like schizophrenia and he's like they're following me still that's actually terrible joke about the this The search was delayed.

The search team discovered ropes at the bottom of the climbers descent route. This suggests that the climbers were struck by an avalanche, falling rock, or cornice from above. Their bodies were never covered. Are you woke to this? I just find a little weird that the bodies were recovered. But totally understand it's like under tons of rock and stuff. Yeah. I need your official statement.

I just don't know. Like when you can't find a body, as we know from the Murtau documentaries, you can't a murder you can't say it was like without a body you can't say it's a murder um well with the coacet murder they haven't found the body but that guy has been charged with murder i totally said that out of my ass okay the coacid murder is insane yeah that's where i'm from it's insane but yeah i still don't know a single person who knew that family because i think they had moved to town pretty recently they they uh from the sounds of it the guy like dissolved up the body in a bunch of different things and put them in different dumps that that one that one video where it's like

his google searches yeah oh yeah no comment we had a clip where i just read the the history and just mad dog just like more and more horrified yeah i don't want to laugh because i don't want to come across insincere because it's a huge tragedy but just like you can't find anyone that's more guilty of google searches yeah like you can convict someone based off google searches alone like yeah him I mean, what a boomer move. Didn't he, like, do it on Google Incognito? And he's like, oh, yeah, they can't find me. It's just, he like, what a, what a boomer.

If I killed someone, I wouldn't, I wouldn't do it on, I wouldn't kill someone without Google Incognito. I'd be on Duck, Duck, Duck, Go, like something crazy. No, I don't want to kill anybody because the anxiety would just kill me. Yes, yeah. We were talking about this. anxiety but yeah like we like we used to do so much like i get anxiety when like my dog shits i don't have a bag i'm like oh fuck someone's gonna see me leave this poop here and i'm just leaving the scene of the crime with my dog running away like fuck they're gonna post me on

reddit like neighborhood reddit yeah that's that is a fear of mind it's like making my way into like a neighborhood like facebook group yeah like yeah that is an irrational like a town like garne city mom i wouldn't mind if i was in a neighborhood facebook i would find that very funny know what's actually fucked up. Have you heard of are you dating my boyfriend? Yes. Oh my god. My sister literally joined one of those groups like just for fun because she was like bored and she's like it's wild in there. Like dudes you might be in one of these groups. You probably are. Yeah. Hey guys why why did everyone point their fingers to me? But yeah I could be for sure. Yeah. I know a girl who was ghosted by a guy named Salvatore Barada and like we had to break the news to her that that that

was probably a fake name and this was probably a married dude who just like was on the apps using a fake name Salvatory Barada to hook up with chicks and then like after they banged he would just ghost them because maybe he had a girlfriend or a wife

and that guy's not a boomer that guy's not a boomer. Yeah that guy was not a boomer but like no one's actually named Salvatore Barada right? You have to at least be good at the name. Isn't it is barata? A cheese. Yeah.

Yeah, the appetizer. Yeah. It's a beautiful, beautiful cheese. Yeah, he was probably like in El Salvador and he's like, then like Barada came out. He's like, I got it. Yeah. What is that?

Is anyone members of the group? I think that West Elm Caleb, I'm woke to it. I think West Elm Caleb started the whole trend. Oh, I forgot about him. Loved that time. Yeah, that was good. No, I'm not in one. What was his story?

He was like basically kind of like the Tinder swindler, but not with money where he would like, just get laid and then go on these dates with a bunch of girls and then ghost them like basically love bomb them be like oh my god I want to date you

la la la la la and then ghost them a girl I follow who lives right by you got West Elm Calibed and turned into a meme and got West Elm Caleb send me the meme but yeah tell him about the Facebook groups

because I don't really know how to explain it it's just like I'm not in one but girls will post to like I don't even know if they're doing it like they might just post if they're like suspicious of a guy or they might just post just if they're not but they'll post someone and they'll be like oh I've been seeing this guy we went on like this amount of dates and then other girls will comment like oh I dated him he does such and such or like oh I'm also dating him too like that's my boyfriend yeah exactly so it's like you like girls helping out girls if they're like suspicious of a guy

But then I read an article that then there was a guy version that was made. Oh, is there? There probably is. And it was someone just made it modeled completely after the girls one. And then someone posted in the, the, are you day my boyfriend group like, oh my God, there's a guy version of this group. And they got all that super pissed. Like, they can't do this. Yeah.

No, you shouldn't be able to. You have got to be the biggest loser of a guy to make that group and join it. Yeah. Yeah, true. Just go to therapy. Stop being so insecure. True, dudes. True, dude.

Wow, look at dudes. Like, I don't know. I can't imagine. Men will really start a whole Facebook group instead of going to therapy. Yeah. Like, I think I made like one face. What was like book in like sixth grade? We had to read like Hollis.

Does anyone remember this book? What? Hollis. Is that the name of a character? No, that's the name of a character. Okay. You gave me no contact. I've been trying to think about it, but I made one, I made one Facebook group in my in my time.

It was like a fan thing. Yeah Hollis I don't know Like Fahrenheit 4501 Or like an animal farm I got to find it

You were so obsessed Of a character That you just made A fan page Yeah I think I Actually Actually this is hilarious In sixth grade

I made a Facebook page Because I was like Why do boys fart But girls don't No you did it Ha ha ha What I was looking for the

Facebook page This is my first week on Facebook I said why do boys fart but girls don't Actually one of the I can assure you that girls fart Oh toxic no I've never heard a girl in this office fart though You don't That's yeah

No that would be The lamest but funniest Facebook group that I ever joined Was Cambridge Latin course memes People who know no There was these textbooks for like Prelimitius Latin and they just had these stories you'd read about these various characters

that all lived in Pompeii and like the main characters day was Kikilius and like the craziest shit would happen to Kikilius like Kikilius once found like two Versa Pelluses in his porto and it was two midgets were hiding behind

I think that's I don't know if that's the proper term two little people were hiding in his house and he found them and he was like all these things out like he'd get robbed or like a dog would bite his wife what was Kyleis his wife how did you even find this

but then how old were you I was like in middle school and then we all found this meme page where someone made all these memes for these characters that we had to like read about every night and translate and it was the funniest shit ever and then they all died in Pompey This is how I remember This is what happens

When I remember Billy's actually Really smart in real life Like his shit like this Yeah No I agree He comes across very stupid If in the past like two minutes No offense

But like It's really like admirable That in middle school You were doing this Yeah that you were in a Facebook group About your Latin class Yeah Like that's when

That's when smart Billy comes out to play Cambridge Latin course means You gotta like read between the lines Yeah I found it Oh man Yeah Ancilla

Oh yeah There was like There was like Ancilla which I think is like Kikilis' woman slave that he had, like, cooking in the kitchen. I have so many questions, but I don't even want to ask one because I know I'm going to like, I don't even know where to begin. You're going to open up a.

Yeah, a can of worms. Yeah, we don't want to do that. Kikilius, the OG. Billy, were you a Latin kid in high school? Did you take Latin? Yeah. You see my kid. Yeah.

To use a textbook Latin kid. Textbook. I feel like you knew a lot of Latin kids. Oh, I knew so many Latin kids. Yeah. All the kids from my high school that you knew, we're Latin kids. I know, I know, I took Spanish. Yeah. Yeah. Spanish is the practical language to take. Like, I think soon there's going to be like more native Spanish speakers in America than that was one of the

facts that sold me. Speak English. Yeah. That was I think I was in like sixth grade and my teacher was like at one point, the rate that we're going, America will become a more Spanish. Yes. And then with French, like with French, you can speak it in like France and parts of Africa. But, um, other than that, not too useful. And then Latin not useful at all, but it's good to be like a nerd and be like, oh, well, do you know the root of this word actually comes from this ladder? Everyone that knows Latin,

either went to a Neskak or an I. Yeah, it's like a pre-rest group. It's just like, my brother took Latin and almost went to the Nescax. Latin is the purest form of language. You just slay SAT. I was going to say, or they'll be like, well, I did so well on the reading comprehension on the ACD.

Shut up. I forgot douchebags like that existed in high school. Oh, no, SAT reading cop is going to be better because of Latin. I got a 36 on the reading on the ACT because I took Latin in high school. Oh, my God. Syfax, the slave trader. Oh, my God.

Do SATs even matter anymore? Oh, my God. I think they banned it. When I went to college, I didn't even send mine to half the schools. They were like, oh, we don't require it. Oh, I did. I was so good at the ACT. I was so good at the ACT.

I slayed the ACT. I know you did. And now look at us all sitting together in the same room. I know. Look how far I got us. I just finally got through college. He was like, fuck this. I just sort of dedicate my life to mindless internet scrolling.

Dude, no offense. You don't strike me as a standardized testing person. No, that was the only thing I was good at. Really? Math that was really good at. Fun fact, SAT only got one question wrong in the math section. Wow. You might be asking yourself, why didn't I go somewhere better?

Because my reading comp was ridiculous. It was like famously bad. Dayton is a fine institution. Yeah. I don't have to take some math courses. No. Oh, I got to get off these Latin. Yeah, yeah.

We got to get off that. What did Groomio put? Billy's going to come in tomorrow. I'm going to be like, oh, so tired. Groomio, okay, this is way out of context. Groomio was the cook, and he poisoned Kai Kili's family. And they said, what did Groomio put in the dinner? And there was a meme of him putting Tidepods in the dinner.

Yeah, middle school is so much cool. This is literally like that meme that's like, oh, he's probably out there cheating on me. And it's like, no, he's just like Rican, Facebook memes. There's thousands of people out there who took the same course who know exactly what I'm talking about And they're having a great time listening to this podcast Everybody else is like, what the fuck is Billy talking about? What's that thing where it's like there?

Oh, it's the Never Nudes from Arrested Development. He's like, there are tens of people like me. That's Billy right now. He's taking down some green tea right now. God, Billy's cooking. Yeah, my brain isn't moving as well as it could be today. Did you guys want to talk Succession at all?

Yeah Oh yes Is that why I got invited in? Yeah because I didn't actually Okay so my phone was updating And like legitimately updating So I was like I'm just gonna walk in So I was a little confused

I was like did Billy just want to chat with me Or a little bit Fuck yeah let's go succession I'm pumped now No dude actually they're saying like They go wherever you're Oh I know that's great Yeah I you know

Dukes and I sit at our desks and talk about TV So we all watch succession Billy didn't catch up Yeah I actually Dude, you can spoil it. I actually have not seen I'm so woke that Billy does not

watch Succession. I watch Succession. He doesn't. He also doesn't watch The Last of Us. I'm woke to. No, no, I watch Last of Us. I'm woke. I'm woke to it.

All right. So, Shiv is mine. I'm the number one Shiv fan. I'm a Shivapologist. I love Shiv Roy. I fucking hate that bitch. No, no. Shiv needs a real man in her life.

Tom is a cutthroat motherfucker bitch. Tom's a cuck. Tom, you haven't seen him season one. swallowed his own nut. He did. Yeah, he did. Yeah, he did at the party.

I think that was like, that was the funniest part of the whole show for me. Is it cheating if he, if I swallowed my own load? Yeah. Oh, well, in the fact, he's like, yeah, she like, sucked me off and then spit it into my mouth. It was kind of hot. And everyone else was like, what? I love how. What did you shoot?

I love how Tom, like, he's such a like, like, cuck and just like at the bottom of the tone bowl. So he takes it out on Greg. He's like, I'm above Greg, though. No, that's the whole, that's the whole power dynamic. that they have. I mean, are we talking about episode one? Yeah. Okay. Spoiler alert, if you have not seen season four, episode one of Succession starting now. I haven't. Okay, well, you're stuck here. I'll put the time stamp in. Yeah. You guys can just ruin it. I don't really care about the show. I mean, there's nothing to like ruin. It's

not like anything so. Nothing crazy happened that you wouldn't expect to already be happening. Also, it's only one episode. I'm not spoilt on the whole season. It's so fucking good. Shib needs a barstool blocker in her life. What do you think about? She's got a good dunk. That's the real man. Her and her badass. Yeah.

Like think about it. Like, let's say succession was happening and they're walking around New York. Like, like, I would get my, you know, black tux.com suit and just roll up. Mm-hmm. Be like, what's up, Shiv? She's Australian. Yeah. And Tom is British.

Yeah. It always pisses me off how good those, like, people from the UK and Australia are doing American accents when, like, Like, Americans rarely get cast in a role where they have to do a British accent, but British actors take, like, most of the good American roles. They're better actors. They're better actors is phenomenal. Yeah, they're all good. Who's the guy that played Bain and Batman?

Oh, Tom Hardy. Yeah. That fucked me up when I got that out. Yeah. But, Tom, but Christian Bale. I mean, I would say that also fucked me up. The majority, I think, of Hollywood actors are British. Yeah.

Now that they're better actors. Yeah, because they're all classically trained. And then meanwhile, Brad Pitt, like one of the best American actors, he was just like a frat boy from Tennessee who was like, yeah, I'm going to go out to Hollywood and try to make it big. Yeah. So like I think I think the thing with that is like the philosophy is that like American actors are all bimbos that don't actually train. They just get cast and stuff because they look a certain way. Yeah. Like, whereas the English actors are like competing on the theater circuit.

Yes. So like they're like a lot of them all went to the same school. Yeah. Benedict Cumberbatch that actor with a huge cock Who played Magneto in the new X-Men Liam Neeson? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, fuck, he's in the source game or whatever He's also, uh, what else he?

Apparently he did a nude scene and had like a huge hog Are you talking about Will and Joe Hullin-Holl? Jake Jillen-Hull. No, no, no, Jake Jillen-Hall's American. Right. And also huge dick, I'm like, Jake Jillen-Hull-Hull. What do you know? In the new X-Men actor, he's a great actor.

Wait, no, in the new X-Ben. Oh, and he was also. Magneto and X-Men first class. Ian McKellen? No. Not Ian McKellen? No. Magneto and X-Men first class actor, it is Michael Fastbender.

Yeah, I think Michael Fastbender, Benedict Cumberbatch, like Tom Hardy, like they all went to the same acting school. it's like if you go to that school you have like a pretty solid chance of becoming a Hollywood actor yeah but they're all like classically trained which translate better which translates better in movies whereas the most like American actors like are trained in sitcom Jerry Seinfeld yeah yeah but not even like comedians like just bimbo like yeah because they start in commercials and they're just like so yeah shiv is the I was having this conversation the other day

Shiv with her like it's a shame that for succession being on HBO that there's not sex scenes like you would Shiv we can say Shiv yeah yeah Shiv my like it's it's

look the nudity in HBO shows is so prevalent if she was in Game of Thrones the whole internet would be blowing up about it the fact that she's not I think loses her money I just sounded so horny, I need to be bogged Yeah, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, that was That was concerning, dude

I don't think that's what the show's about Yeah, it's not about sex Yes, but HBO in general is about cutthroat, nudity, everything, like the fact that there's no The fact that there's nudity in the last of us Um, facts, but the fact that they're, I don't know, just being HBO and everything. Because there isn't, there's so much more implied nudity.

Yeah, it's the implication. It's like, it's the implication. And last of us, they don't do sex talk at all. No. Where, like, in succession, they talk about sex without, like, ever showing it. Or, like, that's, like, the HBO thing, though, it's, like, showing it. And then your mind goes there. Yeah, I know I came across really horny. And I deserve box, but, like, I hate how they talk about, like, even, like, the Tom sex scenes without really showing it.

Like, I'm not, like, six, like, I don't know. There's something to it that, like. Because I think you're supposed to, I don't think that's what you're supposed to be focused on that show. I think you're supposed to be focused on the business of it all and how they're so fucked up in the brain. that even their sex isn't normal. Yeah, maybe that's like, yeah, maybe I want the fucked up parts of like that. I don't know.

Like it's up to your imagination. Yeah, it's up to your imagination. Yeah, I guess. Because even in the first, in last week's episode, when their, spoiler alert, Billy, cover your ears. When Tom and Shiv get, uh, decided to get divorced and. Oh, hell yes. Tom's like, do you want me to make love to you one last time?

And she's like, no. Well, yeah, that was one last. It's also a power trip. It's a total power. trick for her yeah to be like i decide when you went in where you have sex i guess that is a good point about leaving it up to your imagination like when he it comes out that tom went on that date with with nemo with pierce yeah i think that in my head i was like did they actually have sex or did they just go get coffee yeah so like i guess that way of like looking at his interpretation yeah yeah um

do you think we could get gregg from succession on the pod oh my god donnie i would die all right he's girls are obsessed with him like there was an article about him being like new york city's most eligible bachelor yeah yeah and another one with p davidson i figure yeah and there was i just like i read some sort of article about it was just about like all the dates he's going on dude well he's also i saw him in washington square park once he's six seven and he's a fan of the pizza reviews he also i think he did a yeah yeah he had a cameo in one he like should i ask booking if we'd get cousin gregg And Dave was just like, there's a weirdo over there who's just been like staring at us. And then like he comes over and he was wearing a mask because it was during COVID.

And he was like, I'm Greg from Succession. And Dave was like, shut the fuck up. And then he took down the mask. And he's like, oh, you are. All right. You can join this piece review with me and Bon Jovi. That's so funny. But yeah, I'm just saying he lives in New York.

He's somewhat a fan of bar stool. Maybe he would come on. Oh, fuck yeah. Greg from Succession, you can definitely come on an extra dosing. He is single. he's he's he's my favorite character he I mean it's hard not to have him and Tom I just love the disgusting brothers you know what I going back to like Tom I'm now like in tramp by it but like it's insane that you don't like this is like now I agree with you with the interpretation you don't

like shiv and Tom's relationship actually now that I think about it is even better because you never see them actually have sex which kind of I think also shows how little yes shiv loves yes Tom like if you saw them if you saw them if you saw them a romantic scene you'd be maybe a little bit more like you show like it shows like a different side to the shiv tom relationship they're so cold their relationship is so cold so because you never see them be romantic with each other so i'm actually even when i just did a 180 yeah thank you you're welcome yeah i just did a 180 dub common mad dog dub shiv loves like having that power over him and she knows that she can just like use him for whatever she wants so i think it's a good thing they're

getting divorced i would make that scene was so sick she goes she goes she goes do you want to make love to me one more time and he was like like yeah yeah she was like sucks and she's like sucks like that was her one more punch that's what pissed me off in the first episode so much was seeing how hurt she was that tom went on the date it was like excuse me from my language you fucking yeah dumb don't say the C word right you were I was gonna say whoring dude yeah it's like she can't get too mad she was pissed yeah it's so I listened like I listened if you've listened before to the extras about the last of us I listened to the succession podcast too that

comes out after each episode um and they were talking about that and they were like she is so hesitant to let her guard down like even when she's asking for a divorce you don't see her because he's like do you want to talk about what happened in italy and she's like no like she would rather hold everything so close to the chest than show any emotion like she's not even crying or anything because she can't be viewed as like emotional so when you hear that like Naomi and tom went on like a date or whatever you almost see like a crack to like a crack in her hard shell and then she has to like tighten it back up again like she's upset at all of this is happening i don't think it's it's like she has no remorse over the situation it's just she cannot one she wasn't raised to show

emotion two she cannot let her guard down in front of these people especially in this time of trying to figure everything out yeah i think that she also is like she is at the end of the day of roy Yeah, exactly. She is like, again, like what you said, like her mother's absence in her life, like she was never allowed to show emotion of her mom leaving her, not loving her. Her dad not loving her emotion of when her mom said, like, I never wanted to have kids, don't have kids. It felt so nice to see Tom, like when Tom called her and was like, by the way, like I was just with Naomi Pierce, it might get out there. I was like, you saw Tom, like, he's been emasculated for the first thing. three seasons. Like, Shiv just kept to masculate him every single chance she got. And then he

seeing him come into his masculinity. And then Shiv just tried to strip it one more time. Which I think she accomplished. That's what I'm excited for in the future episodes. It's like how does their relationship go moving forward? They still have to be around each other and they're still closely involved with one another and then another like in the process of actively getting a divorce. Yeah. And one of the low key funniest thing that was when Logan was talking to Tom and Tom's doing that weird like so like if this marriage was to be you know

terminated by who are we good if we're good we're God we're God and then he's like what's the assistant's name Kelly? Carrie Carrie come come come come get me Tom's being a little bitch Do you guys think Carrie and Logan are hugging that? Wait no that's that's

Is that like 100% it's a fact okay like she said like I'm a friend and advisor and assistant I would love to see That scene on camera. Yeah. Oh my God. That was actually one other thing that I was thinking when I was in my horny stage right there for like in five minutes.

Yeah. If you do have the shift scene, you're going to have to have the Logan scene, which nobody wants to say. There's a shift scene? No, that's what I'm, you see? Yeah. That's what I was talking about. No, balk me. Yeah.

The way you perked up. There's a shit scene. What happened to Marcia? They think she's still in Italy. No, she said like spending her days forever just going to be shopping. that's what Carrie said but like I don't get what happened to her I'm sure that they just killed her off he just he just like paid her to go away man who's Marsha the wife oh the stepmom Logan's wife I also thought something that was cool was if you looked at episode one

one episode one oh yeah we talked about this too yeah it's Logan surround in a small birthday party surrounded by all the people that like he he's intimate with like his kids marcia people that like truly love him and then at the end at the season four episode one it's all these people let her just like have hands in his pockets, business people, even Carrie, who's probably picking at her pocket trying to get that like, that dough whenever he passed away. So I thought that was like an interesting dichotomy. My only critique of the first episode was they didn't show Greg telling Logan about how he hooked up with the chick. I know. I would have loved to see that. Yeah, that was, I guess that was also in my head was like that would be a whole like Greg,

like if she's, they said like he, this girl shoved his, her hands down. Greg's pants and like you're seeing Greg be like oh oh like wait no not not now oh yeah they had shown that too yeah like Greg like freak like freak out but like yeah him having to tell Logan yeah in the middle of Logan freaking out about the deal yeah and Greg's like trying to tell Logan to get across to him was one of the funniest scenes but they didn't show it no they didn't show either of those which I guess is like again maybe left up to the imagination but when he He sits down next to Tom and he's like, he's like, yeah, Logan said that like, I'm a sick pervert.

But he also did it with a small grin, so I think I'm good. Yeah. You know which character I Loki liked? I liked Logan's brother. Oh, Edwin? Yeah. Wait. Edwin, right?

Oh, cousin Greg's, your grandpa? Yeah, the one when he's like, where's your old man? Sucking cock at the county fair. Yeah, yeah. this was this was one of the funniest episodes of succession I think there's ever been like just the one-liners and I feel like it was so comedically timed compared I think all of the episodes are actually very funny who wants to smell Greg's finger yeah oh my god yes I'm yes when they were like tell a joke yeah and he's like tell a joke I think I just thought it was a really funny episode I think the writers since the show's gone like 13 Emmys and like you know been decorated I think they're having more fun with the writing because they don't have to be as serious and like they've they've laid the groundwork to now just like pop off people forget that will feral is an executive producer on the show like it's funny whoa no it's it's it's definitely I think it's the best part between the show is like

not really I don't even think the plot is necessarily the best part of the show it's the interpersonal relationships and the talk and the dialogue yeah that makes the show which I don't think you could say about every single very true do you think it helps working at a media company like that like helps you stay stay engaged I don't know because we're so dumb I was trying to think of like of talking about like who at Barstall would be which character on the show but I was like it would just get too mean because there's like no character that people would be proud to be that's that's yeah that's the best part I mean you can say port noise He's Logan Roy, but then after that, it's like, it would just get, I don't know.

But that's just like a one-to-one. Well, you can only give compliments. It's like, oh, like, Madeline, like, you're, your Shiv season one. Yeah. McKenzie, you're just Shiv season three. I have no idea what that even means. Like, it means, like, basically like, oh, you're goaded, you're voted. I mean, that is true, though.

No, yeah, like, everyone sucks in the show. Yeah. I feel like, honestly, I feel like, like Dugsonville could kind of be. Tom and Greg a little bit. Who's Tom who's Greg? But I don't, but... I feel like you're a little bit of custody. You would have to be...

What the fuck? But you would have to be like, you don't really shit on dudes that much, right? It would have to be someone who's constantly kind of like abusing dudes. Yeah. And like, so who abuses you the most at the... Jack McCarthy. No, no, he doesn't.

Oh. Damn, it's probably Logan Roy, Dave Portnoy. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah. No, not really. I don't know who my, I don't know who my,

my spores would be. Maybe, I don't know. Wait, wait, that was a thing that came into my head when I watched back that scene. You know when he says, do you want to be my spores? Mm-hmm.

And like spores and like, cut the penis off. They had like a relationship. Yeah, I mean, I didn't know that story, but yeah. So that's like a Greek play. Yeah, I know. You know about it?

Yes. Yes. So in this. Oh, you learned that in Latin. Yeah, I read it. Oh, no. The original Latin, not the Greek.

In this literal, in this literal term where Tom says, do you want to be my spores? What's the chances that we see an actual relationship form between Tom and Greg? Oh, the internet would break. The internet, every girl on the internet would lose their shit. No, I don't think they...

I don't think so either. They're not going to do it, but... I don't think so either, but I did... I think there's a better chance of Ellie and... Fucking, in Last of Us, but... Oh, Ellie and Joel... I'm done with that theory. Which, yeah, dudes apologize.

I admitted I was wrong. wrong. I also said there was a fast forward. Like a time jump. Like a time jump like five years. Then they bang. And then they bang.

Yeah. It's not happening. It's not happening. You think Joel actually, she's in a lesbian relationship and then Joel is the sperm donor. Ew. Billy.

What? That's not the weird. They're in an apocalypse. You think there's like sperm donors? Yeah. In Wyoming? In that, in a... In Jackson?

In Jackson. No, dude. Yeah. Jackson's like, well, she, I mean, because like,

did you watch the last of us, Donnie? Yes, I did. Um, so she's completely, uh, immune.

Well, yeah, a lesbian too. But so, like, say if her kids would be immune too, then she has to have kids. So if she's a lesbian,

but doesn't want a husband, she'll need a sperm donor so she can have more immune kids and bring back the human race. I mean, a turkey baster is pretty low tech. I'm really. If that, if my theory is,

if my theory ends up being right. I don't, yeah, a turkey baser wouldn't work though, right? Because the sperm would die in the turkey baster. Yeah, they keep it cold. Is that what they actually do when someone gets artificially insineminate? Do they just use a turkey baster? I heard, I know, I know they do that. Actually, is Jersey Jerry here because he does it with the French bulldogs.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, he, let's grab Jersey Jerry. Artificially insineminate. Yeah, yeah, because French, French bulldog breeding is very, look, this is essential. This is extra dosing. This is our, let's go get Jersey, Jerry. Yeah, could you go get Jersey Jerry? And then we'll do some research. Um, so my mom has a friend and she never wanted a husband, but she always wanted a kid.

And she was a pretty wealthy woman. And so she paid for like Ivy League's sperm. I guess like when you like want sperm, you can choose like, okay, I want to go with the really expensive sperm bank or you can go for like a cheap sperm bank. And she splurge for the really. expensive sperm bank and um and had a kid and I met the kid when she was like 10 and I could already tell it was like Jesus Christ this girl's like smart it was like talking to an 18 year old she was only 10 and now she goes to Harvard really yeah so that's wild yeah that's actually

so wild well the Ivy League sperm really paid off in like movies when someone's having like a sperm daughter they like give them a book and it's like oh which guy do you want to choose but I didn't know that was actually like, obviously. Do you want like a nerd or do you want like a jock? What kind of personality? Like, where do they go to college? Like, I'm sure they probably have a sperm bank, but it's like all like ex-professional athletes. If you're just trying to have like a really athletic kid.

How embarrassing it would be to go get your sperm like estimated and it was just like, yeah, this is $5. Yeah. This is going to go in the bargain bin. Can I return it? It's like, nope. But your face is going to be next to $5 for the rest of time. You're like, you're looking at like, I think they do like height, weight, college, uh, athletic ability. They have to do like medical history and stuff, I would imagine.

Imagine if you like pay a ton of money and they just come out and start mispronouncing words and shit. Yeah, that'd be. Well, you love your child no matter what. Like, fuck. Terrible investment. My God. Um, people are going to sperm banks looking for the most athletic seat available. Oh, they're, they're looking for, that's getting a little.

But I think, would you, would you prioritize if, like, you needed a sperm donor, would you prioritize, like, would you want the sperm of someone who is really, like, smart and successful or someone who is very athletic? Oh, I don't know. Smart and successful. Yeah, because I feel like the chances of going pro are smaller than just having a kid who's smart. and successful as well. If I'm really dumb and the sperm or, you know, whatever, it's really smart. And you don't go pro, then you just have a dumb kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And also, like, at least like the smart, successful one is like, down the middle, like, you're still doing all right. Just like, what you lack. What do you like, make sure? Oh, yeah. Like, if you're, if you're really smart, she's not around? No, J.J. What do you need help with? I just want to talk to him about French Bulldogs.

Yeah, he has to jerk them off, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, you know the story, right? Yeah. Yeah. So I looked it up They don't use a turkey baster Anymore I could have told you that

With no research Yeah I don't know where the turkey base is like But the confidence was supreme That's like Billy's whole M-O Do they still Where does the turkey bister come from Turkey baster?

I mean I think that's just like a joke Yeah I was going to say I think it's just a joke It's because it looks like a big thing That you would put in someone Yeah and gravy kind of It kind of looks like brownish com Oh my god

So some people who have Oh my god The turkey baster method Yeah can turkey basters Actually get you pregnant No way Oh my god wait This is for people who

This is for people Try to order What did you say Like I thought that was so weird It's already been two hours I didn't know that there Were actually people Like people who didn't want to go through

expensive methods Like, lesbian couples will, like, get one of their dude buddies to, like, yeah, but they'll just do a turkey baster. Yeah, but that method does not work, though. Oh, so a turkey baster is, okay. Okay, so, wait, so, okay. Home and seven. Yeah, baby. Talk to me.

What's that. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Should I explain this out loud? Because I think I'm figuring out why. No, explain it out loud. So a turkey baster is like, you. Ooh. So, like, wait, I don't even want to do that.

Do it. Do it. So, like. girl okay right legs and you jerk off a dude into there

dirk off a dude okay you're gonna jerk you're gonna jerk off the dude and put it you take off the top of the turkey baster oh oh it's a turkey baster's like okay the turkey baster what is a turkey baster

it's what you use it's like what you base a turkey hold that okay I thought the turkey baster was like I think it actually can work it works I was really wrong

I was really wrong I thought a turkey I thought a turkey baseter was like technique It's like a sexual position. No, it's a fucking, it's a, no, it's a literal turkey base. This is a little turkey. And it says right here, the turkey baster method is the most common way of artificial insemination. Oh my God.

If you're doing it at home, it's the most common at home way to do artificial insemination. That makes sense. I am so, so dumb. Yes. More often than not, you do not use a turkey baster. This is why your sperm would be. Rind. $5.

A neediless, needleless syringe. If you played back the tape, I couldn't have been more wrong. Yeah. No. I go two legs, jerk off a dude into there.

Were you thinking that the turkey was the position? Yes. Like a turkey. Yes. I thought like a turkey neck or something. And at first I thought a turkey baster was like something you rub the turkey. Like the wishbone. Well, yeah.

I mean, that's what you use the turkey basture. and then baste the turkey. I came across so horny and so dumbed this episode. Oh my God. And so you can also, you get a special collection condom

that don't have sperm killing chemicals. So you collect the sperm in there and then use a syringe and inject. You know what also is a cheap option, I guess, is being a girl at the club. Did you really like, I mean,

this is like a pop. No, this is a popular. Yes, it is. And like, you ever hear these stories of like, Drake or like, faint like oh yeah and like they'll like it was in ballers like they'll come out yeah they'll

put a pin like in the condom so there's a whole stuff like that and then there's also like girls where like Drake will come and then girls will come out of the condom yeah putting up them and they catch them Drake one time found a girl like he put hot sauce he puts hot sauce in his condoms after and a girl went to the bathroom where he threw out his condom put it back up oh and then her that's like a real story vagina started burning but like that Aidan Ross had the same thing

where like he caught a girl trying to do that like Ayn Ross fucking probably saying shit just to okay so you're out of Aiden Ross Yeah I don't even think that

Who's that? I'm out on Aiden Ross Was real Oh wait I just saw a video I think that was real Like why else would Like he wouldn't want to do that on purpose

Is that the video Where he saw his sister doing porn? Yeah I just saw that the other day I saw it but I didn't click on it Because I don't I watched that It's not like I hated

or else Because the way he said it, it's like, why would you, like, repeat what it was? He was like, he was like, you just showed me a photo of my sister with nut on her back. It's like, it's like, why would you say that on the stream? Like, what else like, tune that off and be like, you guys are fucked up and then just move on? Don't be like, that was my sister with sperm on her back. He reiterated what was seen. And for those of the I can't see it right now.

Yeah, I didn't know who that man was and I was shown that video by. a friend and I was like, why did did he need to see that? Why did I need to see that? Your friend would definitely like it. My friend, my friend definitely If you would encounter something like that you'd fucking just delete it, like you just get out of it ASAP. And just

you wouldn't even talk about it. Like if you really didn't want it to be a thing. Dude, why do you show me a picture of you nutting on my sister's back? Now that Andrew Tate's fucking in jail, he has nothing else to make content about it. Did you guys happen to see, not to get controversial? But did you guys

see that Kanye is back in on the Jewish community after he watched watching. No, no, no. It was 21 Jump Street. That's what me of my friends are saying. It's so funny how it's 21 Jump Street.

It's not even like his best movie. Right, right. There's a whole He's not even the funniest Jew probably. Somebody when I was in this conversation something the other day, somebody said something like you've never seen an Adam Sandler movie.

Yeah. I mean that, yeah, that's also You can't just be like, oh, I no longer hate the Jews because this one Jewish guy made me laugh. He came out of the movie theater. He's like, I'm good now. You guys got me. Huge conspiracy that Kanye's been clones.

And the new Kanye's a clone, they took him out. I feel like that's just a you thing. I've never heard of that on the year. We've already talked about that and there's no way to clone someone. If you clone someone, it's just going to be a baby Kanye. Yeah. Also, you think they have a better game plan than the clone being like oh i like jews now because of 21 drum street yeah but like we need to clone uh connie

that likes jews i was on conspiracy tic talk and it was just just changed this chromosome right yes yeah that's that's the anti-semitic gene like that's nature versus nurture but yeah they were saying that connie like the new connie is way too tall to be conier he could also just be wearing like but the yeah he's like new wife is his handler who's his handler who's his he's got a new wife he's got a new wife yeah yeah allegedly she looks just like kim i think people are saying oh isn't that the lady oh i it's she like used to work for him right or something something like that yeah oh my doctor my doctor got my test results back should i do it live yeah oh my god please what they highlight what do they highlight what if i want to find out i have cancer on air no we'll cut

we'll cut it no we'll cut it um we'll make we'll clip it actually you know what let's let's let's not do that. Let's not do that. He just saw a bad. He just saw a bad. His tea levels are far too low. My tea levels are in the nine hundreds. I got those nine hundreds.

For sure. Do you want to see my labs? For sure. His estrogen levels went up. Oh no. Something related to Game of Thrones. So you know that in how of a dragon. She was in a relationship

with the gay guy. Yes. And they couldn't have they couldn't have an air. He's like maybe he just, he didn't want to have sex with her. Why didn't they just use the turkey baser method? Yeah, didn't they do? Do they have turkey basers back then? They couldn't use my turkey baser method.

Wait, wait, didn't they do that in the first original Game of Thrones where there was a gay guy who was her and they like literally just did a little switcheroo? They tried to. Yeah, where like he'd be like having sex of guy and then she comes in. Yeah.

Because, I mean, there's tons of gay guys that have kids. Yeah. It's like, it's not like it doesn't. Yeah, it's like you can still find a way just like, imagine a dude. And then I don't know. I think there's different levels of gayness.

I, I've, I had this. There's Joe you out there's level to this shit. No, there are, I'm sure there. There are some guys who are so gay that their dick will probably like go back into their body if they see a naked woman. I've actually had that thought. I had that thought during the original game of Thrones. was when they were doing the switcherrero, I was like, honestly, this is crazy.

This is, I can't believe I'm saying this right now. But they should have just, in Game of Thrones, like, she wasn't able to get Marjorie pregnant. I was like, just, if you put them both like backwards, like, it should work hypothetically. You know what I'm saying? If you just imagine it as like a weird. Yeah, like, if you have them both like behind, like, it should hypothetically work. You just got to do a quick switch of real. There's a big difference.

Oh, yeah. You just got to do a quick switch. I mean, I get it. But like, if you're trying to like be king and you're trying to like make this shit work, like you got there are ways to do it yeah use like a sheet just put a sheet and then you don't know who you're having sex with um and again they don't have turkey basters backing uh house of dragons but they could have done my method yeah yeah too bad you weren't there yeah but no i think no no no that's not it let me help you guys are doing it all wrong we have the royal

advisor dukes the royal pregnancy advisor all right we got a gay guy and a straight woman we can make this work I've seen this plenty of times yeah don't worry don't worry you guys are fine we're going to get you pregnant in all the kingdoms there's only one man who can solve

these problems dugs you're going to put on these VR shades you're going to put on these VR shades Oh, my God. In today's age? Yeah.

In today's age, just have a bunch of gay porn on it. Yeah. Oh, my God. Do you think they can tell the difference? In today's age, they can just think who they are. Yeah, I think when it comes down to it, literally. Whether your dicks in a vagina or a butt, like feels probably slightly similar. This, this extra dose has gotten very horny.

Yes. We've gotten very, we started. We've got all of us. You can't go. We can't. It's a wrap. We might use a wrap. This is a succession.

I would like to grab some lunch. Yeah. It's been two hours and 20 minutes. We can keep it going. I mean, I got nothing to do. I got nothing to do. Everyone's gone. I'm kind of in the mood for a turkey sandwich.

No. I just ordered a tuna sandwich to the office. I'm giving up turkey again until Thanksgiving, just because it's based up that combo. Okay. I got tuna. Nice. That's a long time. I'm not going to fat for.

a week because of the combo we had earlier. We had a whole convo about how the monks get all these superpowers from no fat. Have you read some of like the no fat benefits on the no fat? Yeah, they go on and on. Jerking off. The guys, you've heard about this. What's the longest you've gone about jerking off? Recently, like two weeks.

Okay. That's pretty good. After two weeks did you start to have wet dreams of sorts? Yeah. Okay. So we were reading like how the monks steal. with that, like Buddhist monks, it's like one of the tenants because you have to release all desires. So like they have to, they practice no fat to the point where they can like run up

the sides of mountains. I don't think that's just no fat. Like they're doing like the Shaolin monks are doing all the crazy things. Well, the Shaolin monks are getting punched in the dick repeatedly. That probably helps you with no fab. Actually, look up the video. We can maybe we can end the pot with this. Like they have videos of shallow monks just getting punched in the dick over and over again. hard as possible and they have just they have like an iron cock they can't they can't even monks can't have sex now or jerk off yeah this one guy was like the greatest superpower i've gotten after no fap is that i am so lucky oh my god i'm lucky i think you guys i can't believe i can't imagine like being in like a society like oh man yeah you respect all societies but i can't imagine

like a cult like that or like whatever like i like i don't convincing you it's not it's not a cold but just courts in general yeah we look at that he's getting oh my goodness iron crotch bang bang bang bang bang for those at home he's like leaning into it yeah there's a guy in it wait he's punching himself oh oh he practiced taking a voice hitting himself the brick of the dick okay so this guy's staying in a very athletic stance and he's just hitting himself in the nuts with a fucking brick over and over and there's many practitioners who follow oh my god a guy is taking what looks like

a oh oh he's taking oh no not again what are those things called a battering this guy's taking a battering ramp to his balls and he's just like hitting like and there's another guy with the battering ram there's just batter ramming he's that's a no for me

this is what they did to practice no fap they're just like let's beat the shit out of our yeah you're not going to want a fap after that oh so then no but that's just one sect of them who they practice kung fu and learn the iron cock method wait so they okay I have a question this is my last one so when they get punched in the nuts

do they come no no okay do you no right exactly well they also don't jerk off but still I don't think that's how that's how your body works I wouldn't know well he goes he goes that's how they don't that's not how like they're like way of like working around the rules. Oh, like how Mormons do it? Like how they work? Yeah, soaking.

Oh, soaking. Yeah, it's not how it works. Is that the monk soaking? No. It's just hitting themselves as hard as they can with the log. It's almost like squeezes out. What about walking on coals? So are there some people who can actually do that?

Yeah, I think that's more just running really fast. No, there's people who walk slowly on it. And they don't feel anything? And yeah, they don't feel anything. But then there's also been cases of people trying to do it. it and getting horribly burnt. So it's like... Firewalking.

Isn't that insane that the people who can do it successfully, is that just the power of the mind that they're like trained like not to register the pain and then it becomes real and their feet don't get burnt? Because some people say that they...

Wait, wet feet they're saying is what caused it. Oh, it's that. It's like they, So you know how, like, if you can't light a water bottle on fire, if it's filled, but like an empty water bottle will catch fire? So they say that a lot of these people are just doing it with wet feet and like the wet foot like doesn't burn as badly. It dissipates the heat. That makes sense. I believe that.

I think, yeah, if you think if you walk fast enough, you're not on the coals long enough for them to really burn you. The laden surface heat. oh but it's it's also mind over matter it says um i mean a lot of people hurt themselves on purpose yes but is this one of those things or is there's a thing there are a lot of people who get hurt but there are some people who can do it successfully over and over again um and i guess if you can use your mind to force the blood to really like flow into your feet it helps you stop You're getting burned? Because your feet are filled with blood?

The blood flowing through your body keeps you from getting burned in much the same way that water prevents a cup from lighting on fire if it's filled with water. Whoa. So if you're scared, then your blood vessels constrict and there's less blood and you're more likely to get burned. But if you're fully confident, I don't know. Yeah, I feel like this is a jackass. I think they do this in jackass. and they all got burned okay

well should we wrap yes I think we want to get some lunch oh I have one more oh all right this is all I wanted to hear if Donnie

who do you think Donnie who do you think's gonna win succession win like who do you think who do you think somebody the top boss at the end that's all I wanted to know

do you want my opinion or no I want Donnie's first okay No, I do what yours. I wonder, I'm wondering if Logan Roy is going to die at the end of this season. He definitely is. Yeah, I just wanted a prediction. I think Greg's going to win.

Okay. 100%. I think Greg's going to win and it's going to basically, like, at the end of succession, like it's going to show that the real people who succeed are just lucky and Greg is the luckiest motherfucker ever. Like, he just has the connection and he failed his way upwards. And it was more that he, like, was unassuming and yeah so people weren't worried about him yeah and he just at the end just

like a brand like a brand yes that would seem kind of silly though too but but but but like for example yeah i think i think it would be too much to have him win in the last season i think you win what do you think so i mean do you think the the siblings are going to have a huge blowout i i don't think i think think that Logan are they going to I think Logan will I think Logan's dying is going to be one thing

and I think his last dying thing that he's going to do is to fuck over his kids by handing the company like to Craig or something by giving it like I think Tom and Greg maybe

I'm going to say based on that I think Tom's going to get out I don't know how I don't know my only prediction of the season is that Logan Roy will die and he will fuck over his kids who but who would make you happy I could yeah and

like I don't know how And if he gave it to Tom, he would really be fucking over his kids the most. Yeah, I don't, I want to say Tom's going to win, but I don't know if it's too obvious. Yeah. I think it's either going to be Tom or I think Roman. Ooh. Roman, Roman's going to start squealing his way back to Logan so fast. Also, I was watching something and a lore video about it because as Billy knows, I get too into HBO shows like this.

and when he was saying in the first episode when they were doing the 100 thing and Roman was talking to Kendall and Shiv and he was like well Shiv wants to fuck Tom and Kendall wants to fuck dad I'm the only one that doesn't want to fuck anything and I want to make us money I think it's going to show that Roman

is the most like his father and also the least distracted because he can't have sex anyways so I think it's going to show that he's the least distracted in kind of most like his dad in terms of how to run a business and he's going to be like and he's got jerry he's got jerry and he's got jerry so i think it's going to be either roman or i think it's going to be tom to fuck like you said to fuck over the kids and because now shiv can't have anything to do with that if they're getting divorced those are my predictions good predictions

thank you i think it would be really funny though if roman got it because he's gonna like he's going to, yeah, he's going to work his way back to his dad because he has such dead. So you think Roman can't have sex? Oh, he can't. That's like a huge problem. So he has to use the turkey baster method too? Yes.

That's why he has a dirty phone calls with Jerry. Yeah, but do you think he could have sex with Jerry? No. That's what I always wonder and I don't think he can. What was it? I don't know if I was watching your recap or if this was last episode when Jerry says something to him like very bossy and he's like, not now Jerry. I can't jerk off.

That's a recap. Yeah. Yeah. Not now, Jay. I can't jerk off. Yeah. It's so funny. No, he, he has, like, intimacy issues and you can't have sex. So I think he's, like, he just has less desires like that because he can't do it. Like, Shiv's going to be too, like, shev is going to be, like, too emotional based on her divorce. And Kendall is, I mean, an emotional grenade. And Kendall, oh, do you think sometime in this season it comes out that Kendall killed the kid? Yes. I think, I think that'll get wrapped up somehow. oh oh oh oh that's oh my god great point going looping that into the predictions like that i also think that's also how logan's going to fuck over his kids one more time with this deal that just happened that the kids got like logan's like oh you want to you want to play this game fine you said the bigger number but like i i have all your i have all your fucking see

i know everything about you guys i've fucking i'll air everything out yeah i'll air all your dirty laundry wait someone just stormed the tennessee capital and that that's Oh, QAnon Shaman was freed from jail today. Yeah, because he was fucking walked in there. Yeah, because he was walked in by police. So. Congrats to the QAnon Chaman. Welcome back to society.

Qunan Shaman. Come on extra dose. He probably would come. Yeah, Qunan Shaman. Do you want me to ask about cousin Greg for real? And Qan Shaman. Yeah. He's a dude in the fucking Buffalo.

Oh, that's him? Yeah, you should get Greg for the end. I don't know if he's allowed on macrodose, but extra dose can absolutely. Because I assumed people must have asked about Greg in the past here. But yeah, just like LCB. He lives in the East Village. Yeah. Like have you, I think there's hordes of girls that go to that bar just in hope.

My roommate. Yeah. My roommate does that. She'll go and she's seen him twice there. And she's like, I'm too nervous. I don't want to be like other girls and go out to it, but I'll look at him from afar. What bar is he got to? He owns.

Raises in, like, the lower east side. Yep. There's probably just like a huge line out there. Yeah. I've only been there one time. I didn't even know about it before I went out. And it was like. Was there a line?

There wasn't actually. People go on like weeknights to see if like they'll spot them on a random Wednesday or something. Oh, cringe. That's what I would probably do if I was a famous actor too. I would probably buy a bar and just know that bar would do great business. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, we should go.

We should go to one. Duce. I'm in. Okay. I just said cringe, but I'm in. I was just like, oh, cringe, they're going to go. But, like, that would be, I'll go to any watch party, to be honest. I love a while.

Any party that I'm not invited to, I'll show up. Wait, why is, why are there so many pictures? Who else owns this place? Because for some reason, there's a ton of pictures of, uh. Oh, shit, someone else. He's not the only, it's not the only owner. Like, this owned by a bunch of, it's, he's in like an investment group. Steve Nash owns the gym.

Really? Yeah. The gem saloon? Yeah. Steve Nash, the basketball player? Yeah. Former, now coach. And what's the other bar right by there?

Oh, Bella Union. Bella Union, yeah. There's a bunch of them that are in that. In the NIC lore, bar lore. Well, damn. Well, okay. Anybody have anything else they want to add? No, I think I'm ready to go.

you are you are welcome to take my seat and talk to billy for another hour see you billy yeah no i don't think yeah we're ending this i was having so much fun though oh it's a quick no it's cool no it's cool a lot more time left than the day all right i hope you guys all enjoyed this uh it's fun to this was fun this was giggles a lot of giggles don't don't clip any of this i I don't want to hear my mom hear me talking about turkey basters. Oh, she can handle it. She can handle it.

Okay. Peace and blessings. See you guys. Hope you enjoyed the extra dose. Hopefully we can do a lot more of these. Peace out.