Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - Doomsday

Episode Date: February 24, 2022

On today's episode of Macrodosing the crew gets into it on the apocalypse and what they would all do to prepare. There's plenty of doomsday talk to go around and you don't want to miss a second of it. Also, Billy pitches an argument against Aaron Donald that you'll just need to hear for yourself. Absolute action packed show today. Enjoy!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

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What's up, Aaron? What's up, man? I appreciate you guys start without me. No, we didn't say. No, we're just having a little debate. We're just talking, talking a little football regarding, regarding, what a hot take, Billy say? Well, we're talking to what athlete would you want?

What current NFL player would you want on your team playing all positions of offense at once? So if you were to clone them and have 11 different versions. are the same player, but 11 separate players on the field at the same time playing offense. Who would that one guy be? I said that I'd take George Kittle playing all 11 positions at offense at once. And Billy said, who'd you say for offense? Prime. Prime gronk. So he kind of went outside the rules a little bit. Coley said Aaron Donald. And then Big T said Cal Pitts. all three are named white dudes that's funny as hell

what Aaron Donald and Kyle except Kyle Pitts he's a rookie for the Falcons he's a rookie for the Falcons it's a beast who's the Florida tight end okay we're a dead spin Foster over there yeah this guy's trying to bring race into it don't take races evolve bro but you you know that George Kittle he wouldn't be a bad choice he's a good blocking tight end it would be a bad choice. He can run with the ball. All the NFL players, like, you know, you also need him to play every position on the office. I would say like Debo Samuel obviously would be a great

choice because he can play wide receiver and tailback and an elite level. If we're doing active players and we can pick their primes, it's Adrian Peterson. It's not close. But you have him playing left tackle, right tackle, right guard. You think he could block like the big guys up front? I don't think you might have been too young for his prime, but this, this man was probably the, the best athlete in the NFL that the NFL has seen since maybe. Shit, man. I don't know. I just think he's undersized to play on the line. You think he just cut? He can't cut. Who will we play it against? Are we playing against another clone? No, regular teams. NFL team. Yeah, just, they're playing a 16 game season.

Yeah, comp is a horrible, uh, picked in. You don't even know. It's not who he is now. He was on my fantasy team this year. He's a wild receiver that they're pretending as a tight end. Yeah, he doesn't block. Yeah, but he's also massive. He's crazy. He's lighting the ass, though.

He lighten the ass. I'm talking about, I'm talking about Prime AD. Yeah, he could block. Well, this conversation devolved into into Billy just shitting on Aaron Donald and saying he couldn't play option quarterback. I'm just saying, because he's not athletic enough. No, no, that's how I'm saying.

I'm saying that the dexterity to run, an army offense, which is what you'd run in like, do the option. You said he couldn't run your Pop Warner offense. That I'm saying like the deck, like if you look at the army quarterbacks, right? They all are like smaller. They're making crazy moves. And like there's a certain agility that I don't think Aaron Donald has. What are you talking about?

Why is the army quarterback the barometer of the fight? What are you talking? Well, because we came to a consensus that if you had 11 Aaron Donald's, Donald's on offense, you'd run the option. You couldn't throw it to the outside because. What are you to? Why do you say that? I don't understand.

Have you seen him play? I'm curious. I'm just saying I think he'd get locked up if he was on the outside. He's one of the more athletic people. I mean, obviously you're locked up, but like there's, I don't know, man. But like, what are we talking about? We put Aaron Donald on, you know, like an average corner in the NFL. Do you think he's?

Buddy, a B. dive to Aaron Donald's getting seven yards of pop. Right, but then once they stop the dive, then what are we doing? They're not going to stop and other Aaron Donald's out there. Well, you're not stopping that. We've got to be more realistic. We're playing an NFL team that has stopped. None of this is realistic.

Five Aaron Donald's blocking for an Aaron Donald with a full head of steam is getting seven yards of carry over the course of a full season. And none of I'm thinking about that might be the best pick Aaron Donald. I'm thinking about it. I just You don't even follow the rules of this non-realism.

No, the problem, here's the problem, though. They're going to stack the box. The thing is, I've had a conversation like this. They throw it over the top. No, you're not. Stack the box against you, dare them to pass the ball. I don't think that Aaron Donald can throw a pass. That's what it's not that is.

But he's practicing as a quarterback. No, but I don't think he can catch a pass. We're not passing. I know, but then once you stop passing. We're coming out early. We're telling you we're not passing. But that's what I'm saying. Once you stop passing,

then you're going to have the defense just stacking the box and you're going to have to open up the running game by doing the counters, the different fakes, the different, you know, sweeps that require Aaron Donald to be under center turning, making pivot footst like quarterback footwork that I don't think he can do. You don't you don't think Aaron Donald has footwork, though? This is what we were discussing when you guys. And you and you, oh no, you have this like idea that the army quarterbacks are the barometer for. like quarterback footwork. What the fuck? Well, that type of... Counting cons.

Billy, can I read you the stats? A football game in 2018, Georgia Tech beat Louisville 66 to 31. They attempted two passes. They rushed for... I know. Look at their quarterback. 554 yards.

Now imagine that all the blockers are Aaron Donald. The B-back, the fullback is Aaron Donald. Remember, we're playing in the NFL in Aaron Donald. Yeah, I got to play the Jaguar. I was with 11 Aaron Donald. I don't think Aaron Donald has the hip flexibility. Okay. I know that sounds crazy.

Someone has to say. He ran a 7.113 cone drill. I'm pretty sure that was the fastest of all defensive line. We ran a 4-640. Right. So three-con drill, he's able to change direction pretty quickly. It's just... No, like, watch him.

He's quicker than all of the offensive linemen. And look, I'm not saying Gron... 99% of defensive linemen in it. Gronk has way worse hips and... Way worse with flexibility and way worse everything you're talking about. But Gronk wouldn't be running the Army option offense. Why? What are you running with Grom in the ball?

We're running the ball. We're running the ball and we're throwing to the outside. He can fold it. You ain't running with Gronk. He can fold it. I know he has long legs. It's a Derek Henry issue. That is not an issue for Derek Henry.

Derek Henry has very long legs. He gets cut down in short-yarded situation. We're not going to talk about 2K rushers being an issue running the ball But we are going to talk about Short yards between the tackles I've this has been my hypothesis He's got very long legs

It's a horrible one He gets cut down a lot I'm 6 1 I'm 6 1 and was one of the best Shortyarders backs Right no but Derek Henry Is built much differently than you are We're the same

He's 6 3 6 4 Yeah and he's got long ass legs His torso His torso is probably like Aaron is a third of his height You were a solid player for a long time. No, no, listen, you got a bunch of these motherfuckers

and my men's talking about my hands. Every time a nigga get tagged. It's like, oh, I had the shit to do with me. They'll tag me in some NFL shit. You're like, better hands than Aaron. Fuck that. Listen. That is, that is fucked up.

Yeah. You were a perfectly fine running back for a long time. But Derek Henry is, he probably outweighs you by, what, 30 pounds? What'd you play at? I was 230. I played like 230. Okay, yeah, that's pretty big. Six one, two, six, one.

Two, six, one, two, three. He's probably like two four, two, four, two, fifty. Yeah. Aaron, I'm going to have to send you the literature I've written. No, I don't want, I don't want, I don't want any, I don't want any of your football take literature, nigga. No, this is the literature. It will get, it will get thrown in a trash. Whenever, whenever somebody says, I'm going to send you some literature.

At that point, I'm like, they're full of shit. It doesn't matter what. Why? Why would Grunk be able to run a more sophisticated running offense? I'm not saying that. I literally did it. better passing no we they gronk's team wouldn't need to

just solely rely on the run you could throw up fades to gronk and gronk is more than capable of throwing a fade and arron don't know can't throw that that's how i agree i don't think that aaron don't can pass i've never seen we've already agreed aaron donald would have to rely why do we think why do we think gronk can pass

but eric don't okay it's not what you think it's because the because gronk can catch it's because gronk can catch and like compete with with the secondary. That's not what I asked at all. So my reasoning for thinking that Grom could be a better quarterback would be just that he spends more time with the ball in his hands. Every practice he's ever been to, he's got a football in his hands probably 12 to 15% of the day. Aaron Donald, on the other hand, I don't know.

Maybe he is too undersized to play in the NFL. It's just a match there's a bunch of Aaron Donald's running down the field. like imagine Aaron Donald's I think he's too strong I think he's too strong to play quarterback that's my reason we're not running a passing offense that's what well they just said

why can't Aaron Donald throw the ball Aaron Donald and Brady Quinn are basically the same quarterback running the ball like Derek Henry quote was a first round Nick Aaron Donald can't or did he did he go the second I think Aaron Donald would make a great

short yardage back 100% who Aaron Donald yeah for sure and a great fullback and a great offense a line I have concerns about his ability to stretch the field once they jam the box with 11 Aaron Donalds.

In order to stretch the field, they'd have to do the sweeps, counters, you know, all the army type stuff. You're jamming the box with 11 people who aren't Aaron Donald is my counter to that. Right. But they're like a regular NFL defense in these are all worse players than Aaron Donald's. But like this anybody's team is going 0 and 16 by the way. Oh, right. Yeah. But who would be the best?

I think it's AD I disagree I think he's too small to play offensive line bro and you're talking about prime prime man I play my

prime ADE I played my entire career with undersized offensive line and what you do is you move them you move them every time we play like D line used to eat us up

but when you move them that's what the zone is right just move right but okay so I hear that but you're acting like a guy that's running a zone blocking scheme

in a Kubiak offensive line system They still weigh like 280 pounds. Sometimes, yeah. And, you know, my only point with Adrian Peterson is, you know, the man can't really hold his dip. And he pukes a lot. So remember, the whole team is made up of APs. So the coaches are going to be dipping and puking on the sideline.

Oh, the coaches too. Yeah. So you have a whole coaching staff puking. I don't know. What the fuck, yeah. Yeah, Billy just added in that whole coaching staff thing. Now, what about the defense's side of the ball? Because I've got what I think is an unusual choice on defense, but I think it works.

I think I would take 11 honey badgers on defense and have them line up like five to seven yards off the line of scrimmage, crash the line. So they'd never been in a three-point stance. I'm going to get hurt all front of seven. They're their honey badger, though. Like, can you imagine how cool that would look? That's really what I'm going for right there is how awesome that defense would look, where it's just like these little dudes, all going for the football does the most aggressive

like it's boom or bust every single play you're either going to get a pick six or you're going to get a touchdown score on you every play why would anyone ever throw against that team I don't know because they're dumbasses you gotta do that's true who's the dude

I forget his name brer I can't even remember his name never mind who does he play for I don't know all right let's just start what do you know I remember I remember I remember I remember he got drafted from

from Clemson and he was like a hybrid linebacker safety. I say not stupid. I say yeah. So I don't know. I haven't watched one step, but maybe I have watched him. I don't know. It would have to be somebody that's Isaiah Simmons. That's a hybrid like that. I don't know how well he's done in the league, but

it has to be a hybrid like that. Somebody who can like bounce from like Jamie Collins. Dante High High Tower? Yeah. Now the correct answer if we're doing players all time, if you need to fill out an entire roster, for like 22 guys. Oh, Lawrence Taylor.

Sean Taylor. Oh. Sean Taylor. I was the best running back in the state of Florida when he was in high school. He was ranked higher than like a lot of those. I think it's ranked higher than Frank Gore, actually, at running back in high school. So in all sorts of records. He played wide receiver.

He's played quarterback before. He could play any position on defense easily. In his prime, he was like 240 and still covering guys, still out jumping. Moss and running with Randy Moss in single coverage. Yeah, yeah, Aaron, he did. He put the clamps on, he put the clamps on Randy Moss. Is that Raiders Moss? I look, man.

No, Vikings Moss. Okay. Running with Randy Moss in single coverage. Yeah, he was running with Randy Moss out jumping him. I'm going to open mind of cat. I'll watch the footage if you got it. But that don't seem like a thing. I'm pulling up the video right now.

But there's no disrespect. There's just not many humans that could. Yeah, Revis did it. And that's all I can recall. And Revis really didn't do it. He pulled his hamstring. That was one game, two games. That was face off like three times.

That's what Revis was great at, though, right? And this is what gets underrated about corners is Revis was not that fast. He just knew how to stay on people's hips and hip check people. So it wasn't that he was running with him. It was that he was playing good defense. And Revis, to me, top three. corner of all time they asked they asked randy moss who's toughest competitor they ever played against was his answer was sean taylor that's not that's not what the question was though okay i'll

see what the question was did he run with them in single coverage i'm not saying i'm not day shot that was a dude was a dog legend like what you mean one of the greatest whole time but running with randy mors i would like to see that is all i'm saying quick question did i get this story right didn't adrian peterson peon not the one that you just sent me the one that you just sent me is not right of literature Yeah, the literature. You don't like my Derek Henry's legs are too long literature. No, did AP puke on a plane because he swallowed his dip?

I mean, who amongst us is not thrown up on an airplane? They thought that he was... There's something about him showing up. There is a dip throw-up AD story. Yes, I just don't know the entire story. Because everyone thought he was going to be out for the game, but he was just dipsick on the plane. It was something like that.

Happens to all of us. Okay, in this game. Randy Moss did catch a touchdown against Sean Taylor. But he ran with him and out jumped him. He saw that touchdown up close. I would like to see these things. I'm not saying this. Because a lot of the people are like, man, you don't talk shit about Sean Taylor.

Like, nah, he was a legend. But like running with Randy Moss is a very specific claim that I would like to see the footage of because I don't think that that happened. There's not many people in the world. Well, I don't say the world because track is different speed, but football players in the world that could button was Randy Moss, though. That was a different type of speed. The only footage I wish we had was that Jim Thorpe. The

brief time, Randy Moss and Dion were both at Florida State, because I know they raced. Oh, man, that'd be amazing. I don't think they did. I feel like Dion's kind of alluded to it. I don't know that he's ever fully come out and said that they did, but

I mean, both of them are competitive as hell. It would surprise me if they didn't. It depends on the length. If we go full hundred i'm taking randy if we go like 60 and below i'm going i'll take a dion interesting but we've got we've got dion i think we're interviewing him on friday or on thursday for part of my take i'll ask him that if you ever got a chance to let's do i tell him i said what's up man that's not man that's my guy i know dion within the last year was like i he said he's never lost a race and i'm inclined to believe him um because he's dion fucking sanders but i'm also not going to bet i guess

Randy Moss. So either they didn't race or there's a story that hasn't been told. Do you wait, I might be too young for this. When was Randy Moss in Florida State? He went there for a real brief period of time. And Bowden, about and cut him. I think there was like a pot issue. Was it, was it weed? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He arrived to campus with two strikes and that strike three is really was was a quick hook. I think it would have been him and work on the same team. I don't think I'm making that up, which would have been absurd. Yeah, Randy Moss got accepted to three colleges. Notre Dame, which doesn't make any, he's the least Notre Dame player of all time. That would have been. Notre Dame, Florida State, and

Marshall. Speaking of speed, something I found out yesterday was, I knew Tyreek was like super track fast and he probably could have had a track career if it wasn't for football. But I didn't know he has the second fastest 100 yard, 100 meter time in U.S. high school history. That's insane. Yeah, crazy fast. My wheels, man. I underestimated speed too because I saw in that DK 100 meter dash that he did against potential Olympic competitors, he ran it in like 10.38 with not a lot of training, which is still pretty impressive. for a dude that size. But he might be faster in high school.

Bro, that is fucking crazy. Yeah. It's not impressive. That is insane. Was he like 240? Something like that. Yeah. Running a 10-3 dog?

No, that's not normal. Yeah. So I thought D.K. could take him in 100 yards. I knew that Tyreek could probably beat him in a shorter distance. But Tyreek ran a 9.98 in high school. Tyreek has Olympic speed. Like, that's Tyreek.

This is what I tell people. There's a difference between football speed and track speed. Like, is track speed and he don't even train it but that's just whoever uh big t's creator is gave him that when he was born and like that is if you look at tyrie kill and how he pulls away from people instead that's what it is it's track speaking football speed or not to say all right um so that was that was our intro to today's mac we've got we're we're a little bit like today we're minus avery so avery is he's in mississippi right no he's in arizona for four play Arizona that's right

I noticed it when I didn't get the email for the Zoom link, you know. Oh, sorry, I could have just emailed it to you. Wow. I had to copy past it. That's me fucking up, Maddie. Mad Dog, fucking up. Sorry. Oh, sorry, Mal.

I was just go for it. Did you all see the other athletics take that was on Twitter today? The other athletics take. Regarding the, I'm ready to hear it though. Any ball? Huh? No. This comes from a guy named Nick Adams, who appears from his profile.

I don't know who he is. Oh, yeah. We got to talk about this. Oh, get the fuck out of him. He appears to be some sort of ultra right wing. He's one of my favorite guys online, for sure. I fucking hate this guy. No, no, you should.

No, Colie, you both tweeted on that. You should not hate him because he's actually a hilarious guy, maybe unintentionally. His handle is Nick Adams, USA, I believe. He's an Australian dude that has converted to being a U.S. guy. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I respect them more now. His bio says Australian by birth, American by choice, which I love. Hey, I follow, I followed him.

I followed him. I'll tell you why. This motherfucker is funny and shit. Like, I, I want to, I don't know. He might be a parody. I don't think he is, but everything he says is fucking hilarious and I love it. And so I followed him. I think from the dozens of tweets I've read,

I think he believes what he's saying, but he definitely plays into like. Definitely. Yeah. He's just a troll. And he's going to get, he's going to get all the engagement for me. Yeah. Bro, he's fucking funny, dog. I hope he follows me back and we like become friends and shit.

Yo, you want to invite him on the show? Hell no. You don't think so. So I said you want to be friends. I actually, I'm not in real life. What's my internet friends, bro? I've been, I've been monitoring him. I've been keeping an eye on him for a while.

And he is just a troll. he's just like and everyone keeps falling for it and he's mastered the art of getting getting the libs pissed off at him i don't think he believes half the shit that he says because he just like reworks different versions of the same tweets like nobody could possibly believe all the stuff that he believes and people keep getting really mad at him for his stupid ass takes he's he's like he is the ultimate internet success story but did you see the basketball one it's actually from the other day but it was going viral today did you see what it is i think i did yeah uh john stockton is a better player than LeBron, James, Dwayne, Wade, and Steph Curry. It's not close either.

It's not close, dog. What an odd trio to pick also because Wade is not remotely close to either of those other guys. It's not, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. He's not close to LeBron or stuff. Probably a top 30 player of all time. What do you mean he's not? When you say not close, what does that mean? Okay, well, LeBron is the second greatest player ever. So, and I think there's a pretty wide drop off from one and two to three. Then Steph is in the top. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. You have to qualify what you're saying with something.

You can't just say, I think. What do you mean? This is all subjective. Why is there such a drop-off? I think Michael Jordan and LeBron James are head and shoulders better than the next basketball player that's ever played. And then you got to say, and then you got to say why. I mean, they, because I've watched them play.

Got you. Okay. I mean, they're, they're just, they're better. They're the two best. you um step is probably what in the top 10 he's in my top 5 yeah up up there certainly and then wade is further back he's a great player hall of famer how much further uh i mean i'd have to sit down and like rank it i when you said top 30 that sounded a bit high to me but somewhere around there's like top three or four two guards of all time yeah like nick adams is still going in on by

way he just tweeted this one minute ago. One minute ago, as we summoned him, he tweeted, as we, as we like to do all this, the worst genie ever. He tweeted, Pete Marevich was better than Steph Curry, no contest. Now we're getting into some good takes here. You know what he's doing? He's Googling white players. And then he's going to say, but he's taking like really.

Like great white players like that. And he's trying to cause this divide. Yeah. Because like John Stockton, fucking killer, dog. Pete, pistol Pete? Fucking killer, dog. He's trying to divide us, man.

I'm going to be honest. It's fucking funny as hell, though, man. That take is not correct, but it's way closer to being correct than the other one is. So Pistol Pete was one of the most electric players to watch. He was fucking awesome. If you go back, everyone do yourself a favor and watch Pistol Pete Marevich highlights. You're going to be like, holy shit. What was Kyrie Irving doing playing back when they didn't have games on television?

Don't even watch his highlights. Watch the instructional videos he used to do with like Red Hourback and people like that. Like he's this man was putting his nuts on the line for like a $500 check. Like I think he first like introduced. I think he was like the mainstream introduction to streetball. I think if I'm not if I'm not correct. Yeah. Mistaking of him in.

Like when was mainstream? I mean before he was. Who? Earl of Pearl Monroe was in the league. Oh, he wasn't, I don't think he had to handle as that Pete did. You think so? I'm not going to stay here and throw dirt on the man. That's not dirt.

That's not dirt. The six best nicknames in NBA history. That's not dirt. I just, I feel like that's a pretty, I don't think that's a controversial statement. Not necessarily controversy. More to your original point, who brought it to the league. Like, I don't know. I think Earl Monroe probably.

I don't want to say brought it to leagues. I think Pist of Pist of him was influenced by. streetball but right like i think he was the first one to bring it mainstream like there's a different title play out here this is and this is the future i was i was thinking about this the other day like larry bird played closer to streetball than he played like tim duncan fundamental basketball like watch larry bird's highlight he's throwing no look passes he's all he wanted to do he truly didn't care about the final score he wanted to embarrass you like he wanted the crowd to stand up He didn't give a fuck anything else

I was happening out there I really wish that I came around on Larry Bird I came around him I didn't grind and grow up a fan of him I came around as an adult You're a Lakers guy Yeah that

Yeah absolutely I really wish that Larry Bird Had played in the modern era Just everyone online would hate him So he kind of does I mean let's let's Let's be real Larry Byrne the modern era

Would be like Steve Novak On the Knicks Wow You are one of these Now I'm just saying Larry Bird, why don't even make the NBA? Let me tell you who Larry Bird is.

And check me if I'm wrong, Collie. Larry Burr is a much more aggressive and I think a better Luca. Yeah, that's what I was saying. He kind of is in the league right now. It's Lucas, like, not far off. And to another point, if you want to take, like, Luke is slightly more athletic, probably. So even if you want to compare the athleticism, like,

Yoking plays very similar to. I don't know, I think they just wear different shoes. was bird was hooping in chucks if you put him in some good nikes nowadays bird's like spine couldn't bend like it was more than just the shoes like but that was towards the end of his girl i'm talking about early bird though bird i found this out the other day he had fucked up his shooting hand right before the draft like and it was never repaired so he just kept playing like he wasn't a big complainer and i love yeah and that's what i learned to love about bird like in this latter part of my life was like yo he was

a he was a dog he was really yeah he like his whole story is fascinating like where he comes from like how he learned how to play basketball was from the only uh black people in town that worked at the cafeteria at his school and they had a hoop out back and since he was bigger they wanted him to play which like anyone who grew up tall knows what it's like to play with older people just because you physically don't uh fuck things up um and so that's who he was like those are the only people who are nice to me. And so, like, he came from the birthplace of the clan. And his only friends were, like, the 30-year-old black, like, cooks at his school.

And that's why he was just like, I've never understood the whole race thing. Everyone's always been pretty good to me. Yeah. Shout out to Bird. Legend. But what I will say, hang out and interviewing, like, so many people from that era, all of them, every single one of them, will tell you, Rick Barry, was better than Larry Gertz, all of them. Don't care what they're there.

But yeah. I just find it fascinating. I don't agree with them either. Like Rick Barry was cold. He's the only person I believe to lead college, the ABA and NBA and NBA in scoring. Like he was that guy. He was just like maybe the biggest asshole of all time. Even to me, he was an asshole.

And I'm a delight. I'm looking out more information about this Nick Adams guy because I'm fascinated. I'm fascinated by him Here's what his bio says Adams has appeared on virtually every major television and radio program That's it

Checks out All of them That's fire Name one Anyone seen him talk out loud before I want to hear his voice Here I've got a I've got a YouTube video

Real quick While you're pulling that up Do y'all know how many points Pistol Pete averaged at LSU Over three seasons It was like 40 or something Was it 44 points over in 83 games.

And that was with no, and he was mostly shooting threes because no one's covering me out here. Like, he was, if they had the line, he was well over 60 points. That's what I was over to say. I was like, I don't think they had three point out again. No, they didn't. Nobody was shooting from three point range. Yeah.

No, Pistol Pete was, I would, listen, I think we need a new NBA logo. Definitely. Jerry West was cold. But like, there's just so many more. I like, you don't get too much argument for me. but he was cold he was cold boy but there's so many more influential players that played in this league that why do we pick him and it was an average it was an average drive to the lane like it was

stroll through the park like if anything it should be the jordan logo or it should be like some iconic jerry wet the NBA logo was iconic but jerry wets didn't make the logo iconic it was other cats that were more iconic like I don't feel like I'm stretching no the job in the jordan logo is the perfect logo they it should just be that i think it should be deli when he's in his Hawaiian hoodie pull over with two cans of corona on either side giving the thumbs up all right here's nick adams USA let's hear what he sounds like a very person living in the most extraordinary country of them all my name is nick adams and this is my story i was born in sydney Australia in September

1984 I'm no stranger to adversity 84 wait this guy's born 19 this guy's one year older than me I didn't I didn't know he was does he look super old

yeah he looks like he's 505 when you get diagnosed with idiocy cancer as a child I'm gonna fast forward from the very start my parents made it clear to me

get to the USA stuff being an elected official harmed my job prospects. It meant I didn't have the same opportunities that a normal graduate would. Couldn't get internships, couldn't find work. It started to dawn on me that Australia might not be the plat, my destiny.

I wanted to be in the driver's seat of my life. And that's why I came to the United States of America. It's the only country in the world where that's possible. But I had a problem. I didn't know anyone. I had no connections.

Anyways, this guy is hilarious. And I don't want to like say... He's just fired up. He fired off two more dogs. He fired off two more. The liberal sports media has been trying to cancel Phil Mickelson for 30 years.

Basketball's Mount Rushmore doesn't include LeBron James or Steph Curry. What? Who's writing this tweets for him? He is the perfect. He's on a heater. We need to get this guy on first take.

I want to see him go head to head against Stephen A. Smith. I want to see him actually have because I think that they'd have a good debate because Nick Adams does not play in the world of truth whatsoever. Like, he doesn't care. care about what's actually correct or what the facts are he will just be able to like stick to

his guns like no one else he he looks like if like andy cats and brian windhorst became one person like i don't and what you were saying earlier pfd like i i i can't separate like this guy from like even if he is doing an act which i i will not believe but like there's so many people who just do talk like this and believe it and like or just keep saying it until they believe it that i refuse to separate these people and the people just having a laugh and people who like are truly dickheads like he was talking about that i agree what's the one you quote tweeted the other day arian was it about freedom yeah i'm about to dm him to see if he wants to come on the show just to talk his NBA list you know what and i act like i'm a super fan i fuck it let's do it super fan of

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okay I'm a big T-go agree with all his points too he seems listen y'all you'll make it out like I'm this crazy right winger this guy is so far to the right of me we're not even comparable he's left call him a liberal big T

I wouldn't even say that I guess he's a conservative. He's one of these guys that just like is modeling his entire life after being a fan of Donald Trump. That's his personality. It's like my personality is I voted for Donald. That's where the right is though. Like if you, and not even thinking of parents, not even joking.

Like, if you look at like the GOP and anybody running in the GOP, like you have to bang that Trump drum or else you can not go get any votes. I'm going to be honest. I want to be honest. So I think this is the result of, and many people have thought this. Remember how he said he had terminal

cancer what they thought when he was a child I think this is the result of basically and this might be you know this might sound like a dick thing to say but this might be one of those make a wish kids who is getting all the stuff getting all the and was just allowed to get away with anything because they thought he was going to die

you got spoiled and then he survived and now and this is what we got the crazy shit the crazy shit was Billy just shit on make a wish kids and said they get away with shit no I'm just saying like Billy saying that survivor yeah yeah

One of the fakers. Like, Billy's saying that make a wish is a great program. It's a great program. But you don't want them to live too long because then this happens. That's a look. Yeah. I mean, but everyone talks about like what happens when, you know, John Sina comes out. And you know the joke about John Sina being like, if you see John Sina, like, that's the end.

Who did that bit? It's a comedian bit about if you see John Sina. That means it's done. It's done. It's over. If you're a kid. And like, then the kid survives. Which is great.

I'll have to make a wish bit about Michael Jackson sucking the cancer out of those kids' dicks. Oh, Jesus. Michael Jackson is. We might need to cut that. I feel bad. I mean, no,

I know it's bad karma. But I think that's what happened. So we won't cut. Yeah. No, I honestly respect this guy's troll game because I see everyone gets mad at him all day, every day.

And no one learns the lesson that this guy is just a hilarious dude that is saying all the right things to push buttons. Why would you ever take this guy seriously in the first place? Right. When I see people like this, the first time I see them, I mute them so I know in the future, oh, that's a person not to interact with because this is what they do. I don't know how that's not like common sense or follow them. You either have to follow them so you know, like ball sack sports.

Follow them so you see it so you're not just getting duped by someone else or fucking mute them. So you just know like, oh, that's a landmine, don't step on. If he comes on, I'm going to tell him that you're Kyrie Irving and just play along. I mentioned he won't know that he'll be like, oh, yeah, I'm a big fan of yours. I'd be like, what did you say about John Stockman being better than me? I don't understand. Well, that would break his brain, be like, hey, you're saying that John Stockton's better than Kyrie? And they'd be like, oh, wait, wait, no, no, I think I like Kyrie now.

He's going to be able to play at home games. Yeah, he is. He is. That'll be interesting to see. Eric Adams off to not a terrible start, be honest with you. Yeah. The worst, like, all, did you see what happening at Rikers? No.

Mike's Island? Am I going to need to retract that he's off to a hot start? Yeah, I mean, you might not. You might double down on your stance. All of the, I don't want to say all, a percentage of the guards there have gamed the leave system. So there's really no one working at Rikers Island right now. Oh, no, no, no. If you're taking advantage of taxpayers, I'm not on your side.

Nope. good um and there was an investigator uh remember eric adams was a cop so there was an investigator looking into this promptly fired by eric adams as soon as he took office so this is going unattended there are prisoners being stuck in their cells not out not fed not given their medication um and as what big t just said millions of dollars of taxpayer money is being uh siphoned to people who are just not working yeah buddy you know i'm not with that shit look you're right and i should have thought about that angle as well, so I apologize. Look, the other shit is bad also, but...

I think the same page there. But yeah, this is... Rikers should definitely get moved or, you know, get rid of Rikers Island and we should put a stadium there for like the Giants and Jets and just more roads to it. They just built a multi-billion dollar stadium about what, 10 years ago? I'm just saying, like, if there was a lawsuit where like a bunch of people were suing the Giants and Jets for actually playing in New Jersey. It was like some sort of consumer fraudulent.

I do think they should have to change their names. They shouldn't be allowed to be called the New York Giants. I agree. But put that stadium where Rikers is, it's right by Randall's Island kind of have concerts there, easily accessible from the city and Long Island, which is pretty awesome. It's my take.

All right. So I'm looking at Nick Adams' Wikipedia page right now. It's got several red flags on it. Basically saying without saying, like this page was obviously, written and edited by Nick Adams Wait, why is this guy Like Besides going out

Coming to the US And being like an elected official Because he's just good at throwing people up on Twitter That's the only reason that people know He's a troll Yes, he's a great troll He's an Aussie troll He feasted during the 16 to 20 years

Y'all saw There is one more other like crazy conservative In the news Did you all see the job? Jesus Guns Babies. I know. It did because you blogged it. Yeah.

I thought that blog was going to rip. It didn't do as well as I thought it was. But there's a woman running for governor in Georgia whose campaign slogan is literally, and I quote, Jesus Guns Babies. Pat had her on out and about. I don't know if that's come out yet or not. Yeah. They said they interviewed her yesterday.

Is it in that order? Yes. Because I specifically talked about the order. Jesus has to be one, obviously. I would have gone babies too. Yeah. Probably. That's a weird look going guns number. If you're going to go guns number two, you might as well go guns number one.

But how can you protect babies without guns? So you got to. Yeah, you can't have babies without guns. I said a person who is easily confused could read Jesus guns babies and at worst think Jesus is potentially using firearms. I said at worst, if you flip those, Jesus and the babies are teaming up with the guns, which is a far preferable option. still not what you'd pick, but to the former.

I kind of like how just, like, at face value that campaign slogan is. What you see is what you get. Yeah, no, for sure. All right, so I'm working on getting Nick Adams on the show. It's not that much different than like anybody else that's running out of me. No, it's to the point. It's to the point. And just a little housekeeping note here.

It's better than I'm with her. Probably, yeah. Well, did you see the arrow was pointing forward? Yeah, got it. Yeah. I don't know if you caught that little sub there, Big T. You know there's an arrow in the FedEx logo? I did know that.

Negative space being used well. So little housekeeping note, we're going to get back to the regularly scheduled macro dosings and nanodosings next week. This was President's Day on Monday. I was out of the office. It was on vacation. Where were you? Wrote Island, the beautiful.

Went to the U.S. Virgin Islands. Oh, right. Where were you, Aryan? when you post that Instagram on the boat oh yeah in the ocean Arizona you're in Arizona I hate the ocean

I like I hate what's in the ocean when I'm on it in a boat that's not you were in the water I'm I was on the water no no no no you're on the water which water was because I was looking at the water I was like that's some beautiful fucking water Cabo I was in Kabul oh nice

that's blue ass water so wait Why do you hate the Virgin Islands? When I said Virgin Islands, you're like, eh, like it's mid. It's just, it looked, it looked, I don't know about that. I was saying when you was posting it, it looked a little bit more exotic than that. You know what I mean? Looked a little, I mean, the water was super. It looked a low off the grid.

Yeah, it looked at a low off the grid. You know, I was happy. All right, Aaron, I'm sending you off the grid right now, and then I want you to tell me you're on the water. You're, you're going to be an infinity pool, isn't it? You sending me what? Oh, that's an infinity pool. Obviously a pool. Oh, well, let me show you how depth perception works, Big T.

I'm in a pool, and if you look in the background, there's a cruise ship. That's an infinity pool. It's supposed to look like you're in the ocean. This resort that I was on had infinity pools on the beach, right? All right. Well, Madeline tweeted it and said it was in the ocean. No, that was Avery.

That was Avery. If you read the comments, they ate his ass up and he apologized. Big T's shooting like Tony Snell right now. Horrible. Horrible. I have something that may sound. stupid, but I think it's valid. What? Never stopped you before.

You see in, I'm describing a picture, I can tell that the water just by the picture that Avarian in is pool water. I don't know why. It's something about the ripples. No, that sounds stupid. Looks like pool water. I can just tell

that it's pool water as opposed to like ocean water. It's not even that. It's just like it's almost like viscous in a different way. It appears as though he is in a vast body of water. Now that you say that I do see a slight color change halfway up. That's an infinity pool. It must be nice. You're not going to catch me

in the ocean. Okay, good. I'm glad we're still on the same page. I'm not fucking with the ocean, bro. Good. Also one more programming note. Happy birthday, guys. Oh, yeah. This is her one year one year birthday today. Dude, so many haters didn't think we'd make it this far. Yeah. All the haters. How many? I didn't. Yeah, we had

We had tons of haters at the start. In the beginning, there's, there's haters. They're like, I think Billy's mistaking people that were like, Billy, you got this, this and this wrong on today's show with haters. I think we've done pretty, there are a couple of haters, but I feel like it's mostly people that are divided into the groups of like, I hate Billy, I hate Big T, I hate Arian, I hate Coley, I hate PFT, besides those guys.

No, no. He's trying to, he's trying to serve some humble five. Yeah, that was some foe. I've never seen one tweet to a good BFD off the podcast. Full of shit. Like, not once. So, you know, somebody said, like, somebody said, I hope you guys cover this on your next little shitty episode of liberal dosing.

Dude, it's honestly, that was my burner. We've divided and conquered the audience. So there's so much infighting, they don't even know. know what they like and don't like. Yeah, exactly. We're like Putin in Russia with that one guy. Everyone kind of has their subgroups of like their own haters. Like people have like Madeline and Avery haters.

Like me and Avery get beef online. I don't get why you guys catch crazy. Everyone hates Mad Dog. Yeah. Sorry, guys. Well, if you hate Mad Dog, you hate me. That's my dog. I'm rolling with her.

Love you, Aaron. I searched. I'm trying to find one. I searched at PFT Commenter in the words off macrodose. and it's just people tweeting PFT to either get me or Billy off. There's not a single one. Okay, I'll rephrase that.

It's probably not like get PFT off macro dosing, but it's like I don't listen to macro dosing because I don't like PFT. There are a few people. I'll try some different variation, see if I can come up with it. There's no unpopular internet personality, PFT comments. There's none.

You're lying now. I searched at PFT commenter, Fuck you. Do you know what people are saying? Fuck you for going on vacation. Fuck you, bitch. Go on vacation. You deserve it.

Pussy. And people complimenting him with the words, fuck you. I just back, fuck you. That's funny. You're the Martha Stewart of podcasting. You should get arrested for insider trading too.

The bottom line is happy, happy birthday to everybody on this. show happy birthday to the show in general we don't take time to celebrate things that much around here but i think it's worth a moment of silence for all the other podcasts we've absolutely murdered in the last year only podcast left it's the only podcast left i'm actually we should all have well i decided to drink today i had nothing to do with this but i'm having a nice and a little couple of wine it's really early for that i know but i'm still doing it celebrate it's 130 where you're at you're doing like what aaron rogers yeah

The 12-day cleanse, but just with alcohol. Yeah. That's. I don't know. I don't know what he's doing. He's doing some fucked up shit to his body. He's putting butter in his ass. He's putting butter up the butt.

He's, he's, he's peaking. Yeah, no, he's doing so. He said he's doing a pancharma. I'm totally pronouncing it wrong. Cleanse, which includes therapeutic vomiting. I got a lot. He got to log off, man. Oil edema.

This man is duching his asshole. Did you say edema instead of edibus? I don't even know. Send me a son. Send me a son. Send me a source because this shit sounds wild. Well, he said he said it out loud. He said, he said it.

Hold on. Is he getting an enema? Enemas, I grew up with enemas. Like, I know that sounds wild, but like, my daddy was a staunch, like Muslim. And they believe in cleansing. And that's one of the way that they tried to cleanse. So we, I grew up with enemies. Is he an enema or is it? Look, what is it?

One more talk about that. He said he did the, he said he did a pancharma cleanse. I don't have the word. in front of me, I'm probably butchering. And if you look up that cleanse, it involves therapeutic vomiting, you know, cleansing of the bowels through, like, putting stuff up there to get stuff out. That's an enema. Here's what's in the pancha karma cleanse that Aaron Rogers said he recently completed.

Three days of G, G-H-E-E-Batherapy, which is consuming butter until you evacuate on both ends. one day of therapeutic vomiting one day of laxative therapy three days of herb drops in your nose numerous inima days and yoga and meditation this the wokeest shit I've ever heard what is it for though

like what's the to remove toxins and restore the natural constitution of the body I also feel like the word toxins when somebody says that that's usually a red flag that they don't know what they're talking about so it gets rid of all the toxins like no you're supposed to have toxins

I don't know enough about it So I'm gonna stay quiet But that sounds wild Yeah it does Not for me And he thanked his ex on Instagram For being his ex Yeah

All right well let's move on Let's move on to the topics of the day We're gonna get into Doomsday Preppers In a little bit here Now Doomsday Preppers It's an interesting topic We had a Doomsday Prepper on

We didn't even know that he's a Doomsday Prepper He's Loki prepping We could have talked to that guy for hours Yeah, about everything besides the FBI and ghosting aliens and shit. But yeah, we can talk about doomsday preppers. Now, people are saying, check out the doomsday clock because the doomsday clock is something I like to keep track of. It's basically like a group of scientists whenever they want to get like some free publicity to remind people that science exists. They just like change the little hand on the doomsday clock, which is they say it's a formula that they've created.

that can tell the world, like, how close they are to a nuclear apocalypse, essentially. So, um, right now the doomsday clock is set at a hundred seconds until midnight. When was it the last that time? Where did it start? Because I don't feel like they started this thing at midnight. And then we've come all the way back around to 1150. No, they never, they never started. You don't build a doomsday clock to say, right.

We're good. So it's both. It is bullshit. I think it's honestly. It sounds like a fucking scare tactic. Like, oh, let's make a clock so that the large public can understand by using something they understand instead of a metric that only scientists can understand and politicians who should know it. Yeah. Talking down to people in scare tactics, you just described the Democratic Party. Yeah. I mean, oh, I'm just saying. Okay, so going back to 2019, it's still two minutes to midnight. So now it's all. only 100 seconds until midnight, which is a minute and 40 seconds, I believe. That's correct.

And then it was three minutes to midnight back in 2016, 2012, five minutes to midnight. So yeah, it's been steadily progressing closer and closer to midnight over the last, ever since it was inceptive, it looks like. What happens when it hits midnight and we don't all die? They'll never let it hit midnight because that's precisely why. You know, an arrow is half the distance every second. Never hits the target.

Good point. In 1953, it was two minutes to midnight. And then it dropped back for a while until like the 12 minute range. And then it got closer. Are we the closest? Yeah, we're the closest it's ever been, apparently. Are you fucking kidding me?

It's been Cuban Missile Crisis. That should have been like one second because we should do a whole episode of the Cuban Missile Crisis. We almost nuked each other. It was like there was, there was so much stuff that was almost happening. And I think at one point

we got one of our planes shot down over Cuba and the general's response was like we're not even going to have a meeting about this if they shoot down over our planes we're launching a nuclear missile. Okay, 1953, which Cuban missile crisis was, I want to say the early, I might get this wrong. Yeah, it was because I was Kennedy.

So 1953 is too early for Kennedy. So 1953s, that's the Korean War? Yep, which I could see that. Oh, no, that's when Nixon got drunk and almost nuke China. Remember that? That was in his memoir. he got hammered and he was like let's just fucking nuke china

Nixon wasn't present until like no Nixon definitely got drunk in the put in the order to nuke china yeah but that wasn't in 1950s let me check 1953 I'm pretty sure our president was Dwight Eisenhower off the top of the head I ain't about that's impressive well I just know that he PFT Stewart he was a dude that came back

he came back as a decorated general and everybody wanted him after World War II to lead the country country. And then in the 60s was early 60s was Kennedy. PFT is right. It was Eisenhower in 1950. Yeah, I think that was Korean War because it was seen as a proxy war where we were fighting war against China and also Russia was involved. Yeah. But the thing is Nixon in 72 literally put in an order to nuke a North Korean airfield and put in the order he was drunk as fuck. And then one of his vives was like, now we're not going

put it in like that should be like a hundred seconds to midnight that should probably be a little bit closer but yeah so the doomsday clock is inching closer and closer to midnight and the reason why it's set at this place right now is primarily well i think it's a combination of covid and also uh the escalating tensions in ukraine which i learned today from a twitter user shout out i'll pull up his name in a second um but he was educating is about the difference between saying the ukraine and Ukraine Josh Friedman If you say Ukraine

That's the name of the country The Ukraine is what they called it When it was looked at like a territory Like you'd say I don't know The West Coast or the Rocky Mountains And when you use the word the Before it

That's how Russians refer to it Because Russians see it as a district Of their own country Not as an independent country So it's like the Somebody tweeted at me That it was the Oh is Clem

It's like the the distinction between the Ohio State University and the Ohio State University. So if you say the Ukraine, you're providing aid and comfort to Vladimir Putin. So we'll have to remember not to do that. I mean, it's like the Adirondacks? The Adirondacks. The Rockies? It's like a region.

Yeah, you would say. Well, those are both mountains. They are, yeah. The Midwest. The Midwest. Yeah. So that implies it's the Midwest of the United States. Mm-hmm.

so yeah we'll stop saying the on this podcast but uh the tensions are escalating there Putin keeps he keeps bucking he's doing a lot of bucking right now and I don't know if he's if he's planning on actually invading anytime soon I think so I've been on TikTok all right this is part of my job and there's been a ton no there's been a ton of propaganda videos showing like shelling in some Eastern European place tanks rolling in they're all sort of definitely propaganda and misinformation and all the comments are oh this could be the first war we can follow through tic talk and there's definitely a ton of media hype surrounding this whole thing whereas ukrainians and even the ukrainian president has

stated that like everyone just chill out it's not going that crazy whereas like it is wednesday today we were told that russia was going to invade a week ago last Wednesday and there hasn't been any like actual invasion yet well that's what they wanted you to think the they want us to think the Russians no rush I never understood hey we're going to invade on Wednesday like you guys free yeah like that seemed a poor strategy to me um I guess they do have the the military advantage in that situation so it doesn't really matter but yeah I mean I guess if you were trying for a more, which this doesn't line up with like anything Russian ever, but if you were looking for like more of a peaceful takeover, you'd give them a little bit

of a heads up. Like, hey, if you guys just want us to like, if we can just take you, we don't need to kill everyone. There's no need for a struggle. Yeah, we can just take you. But otherwise, yeah, I agree. I don't understand why give them heads up. So I'm, you know, I studied geopolitics in college. So this is something I can sort of say like I know a little more about. But from the looks of it, the Russian separatists in those regions that are fighting are all Russian mercenaries who've been pulled from places like Africa, you know, defending oil rigs and now being implemented. I think it's the Morgan group. Yeah. A lot of them are on the front lines in those disputed territories. is they're not actually ethnic Russians in Ukraine fighting for freedom.

In the ethnic Russians in Ukraine, all the vast majority from what I've read don't like Russia's estate, think that the Putin regime, they're all mafia. And also the Russian, the ethnic Russian mobsters in Ukraine also don't want the Russian sphere of influence impacting their businesses in Ukraine. So a lot of people say that the oligarch state of Russia currently is basically like a mob-run organization. There is a separate mob in Ukraine that has its own interests and its own dealings that does not want Russia to impede on their territory because then it's a gang war, basically. So the vast majority of ethnic Russians in Ukraine don't want Russia anywhere near Ukraine. So it's not like you have a people under Ukrainian rule that want to be back part of Russia.

I hate to break in, but I do see PFT smirking over there and I know what he's smirking about. PFT quote tweeted Nick Adams and said, this guy's my favorite person on Twitter, nonstop fire takes all the time. Nick Adams retweeted and responded within like 45 seconds. Has he responded to your DM? No, he still won't respond to my fucking DM. He's too busy just like refreshing the timeline and coming up with new takes. He doesn't have time to put his thumb all the way over to the right side of the app and check the DMs. He's honored to have your support, though.

He is honored. Yeah. Damn. I mean, right. Right. I only shifted to Russia. Someone tweeted at me a quote tweet. Thoughts on this take.

And it's fucking Nick Adams. Like Nick Adams gets, we should hire this fucking. He gets the people going. He does get the people going. There's something to be said for putting asses in seats. Two people follow them. I follow two people who follow. One of them is, of course, Aryan Foster.

Take a wild stab. We all know this. I would not have guessed that, to be honest with you. I would and I wouldn't have. If you wouldn't have been my first guess, but I would have guessed him. So, wait, Nick Adams, how is you responding to? Are we going to say who it is or just let people go look it up themselves? Brandon fucking Walker.

Nick Adams is Brandon Walker? Yep. Yep. He had you fooled this whole time. Some dude tweeting me said, Awesome to see my old boss getting recognition he deserves. Would love to see a podcast with you guys. The people are clamoring.

Wait, how's, what are you guys talking about? I don't think. Wait, what? Doomsday. We're talking about Nick Adams, the most influential tweet. He's just like an absolute nobody. Like, he doesn't make a difference

about anything. except he just gets people pissed off online. Like $2.37. Yeah, quarter million. It's nothing to shake a stick at. No, it's not. But I want to talk about the Russia thing real quick because I had what I think is a good idea, which could be said about it like a lot of stuff that I put out.

I think it's a good idea. Nobody else does. But why don't we just agree to have a war and say, okay, let's fuck it. You want to fight? Let's fight. But all the Russian soldiers, you have to. to agree to drug testing. Because they're probably doping up their soldiers, too.

They're Merks? Yeah, you think, because I think if they took the Russian soldiers off the juice, I think we wipe the floor of them. They're too dependent on their steroids. I'm just saying, like, we were talking about this when we're talking about H-man at dinner and how he's a quote-unquote military genius, if we end up deploying troops and like going to war basically in, you know, the Soviet bloc countries during the winter, like, Are you kidding me?

I mean, it's damn near March. It's fine. We'll be okay. The Russian winter. There's still snow on the ground. I saw the TikToks. Sure. You just said it was misinformation.

So which is it? I know. I know. But, no, but Russia's actually been putting out a bunch of these videos of like, for example, there's one video in particular that just shows one Ukrainian tank with one Ukrainian soldier following behind it in a GoPro video, apparently storming into Russia and crossing the border, just one tank and they're filming all these like fabricated videos that are trying to show like oh ukrainians are actually coming into russia and there was another effort and there was a picture of a bombing a staged

bombing with actors being placed in russia so basically what they think is russia's manufacturing videos to show like bombings at certain russian station points or to try to arouse um you know, uh, support for Russia to actually respond and go into Ukraine to get their population to support them moving into Ukraine. Yeah. There's, there's a lot of stuff that they're putting out there that's saying like Ukraine wants us. Yeah. Ukraine actually wants Russia. And I've got another idea for how to how to stop this, nip it right in the bud. Why don't we just invite Russia to join NATO? How about that? Like NATO was, NATO was created. We not, that we not tried that? Well, no, because NATO only exists

to fight Russia. That's the only reason why we made. Now we're inviting every country that's like around Russia to join and it just exists to have a treaty so that Russia doesn't try to take over any. Maybe they just want to be part of the party. Maybe we just like asked them to join NATO and now we've

just got all the military powers in the world basically besides China aligned on one team. Just get the whole world to join NATO. How about that? That's a full court press on China. You know guys I was I was Finnebaum, but you gave me the invitation. I appreciate it.

So we're with PFT's characterizing Putin essentially, for lack of a better comparison, as a school shooter who is bullied by everyone else. That's who Putin is right now. Just invite the guy to a party every now and again. Like you see somebody that's a loner like that walking around, no friends, not making eye contact with anybody. Go up and talk to them. Try to be their friend.

they probably live in a very dark place to try to be part of the solution not part of the... Get Russia in NATO and then basically it's just like everybody yeah fuck it invite China too invite the entire world into NATO then we just have a

have one big happy peaceful family and you move the doomsday clock back to I don't know like two minutes Duke day clock's never going back I was gonna buy us 20 seconds the whole plan yeah because they don't want to move it back they don't you don't get in the news for moving the doomsday clock backwards

they definitely get more more funding, the closer they get to midnight. For sure. I saw, I think it was CBS is now blaming inflation on Ukraine. So that's a fun twist. But also like when when Ukraine is saying, I have to say the Ukraine. It doesn't phonetically sound correct. You're, you're aiding Russia every time you say that. Yeah, your Putin's best. I'm going to start saying, I'm going to say like the Texas. I'm going to add the in front of every. just gave Russia half a foot of Ukrainian territory. Yeah, we're trying to build bridges.

You heard PFT's plan. We're all pro-Russia. I just think that it's interesting that the guy that's hugely pro-Russia on this podcast is also the one who's a fan of a team who literally gave Putin their Super Bowl ring. He stole the ring, all right? Bob, that's a big, that's a big stain on Bob Kraft's legacy to not to not say anything. Like, he knows that his ring just got stolen. And he's not like, I'm about to loop.

So after the 28 to 3 comeback Super Bowl, where the Patriots weren't necessary. You could have just said the fifth one or something. There were so many big two. We had to narrow it down. It's of no importance to the story, but continue. I think they went over to Russia. I think they were in Russia at the time. And they were greeted by Vladimir Putin.

And Bob Kraft showed him the ring, like the Super Bowl ring. Putin looked at it, took it out, admired it. He's like, oh, this is very nice. And then just kept it and never gave it back. And then Bob Jack? Yeah, yeah. Bobcraft didn't even say, hey, can I get that back? He got strong arm.

You're robbed. Listen, what was he supposed to swing on Putin? How's that going to end? Give me my ring back, bro. What is you on? I think it was a miscommunication. Putin probably thought it was a gift. How fire would it be that you try to throw hands with Putin?

Bro, he stole your ring. Putin's pretty fucking dangerous. In Russia? what's heading dude i'm i understand why craft just got back on his plane and left who knows jiu jitsu and all sorts of mama i'm just buddy he ain't the one that's gonna be he can sound like yeah he's more spats nas

he sound like uh who is that president that like had like all that propaganda around him like everything he did was amazing no no kim john moon nah it was some other it was some small country bro but like everything he did do tartay or whatever Some shit like that. I'm talking about like everything

he did was amazing like they like they had a shot of music video and like he was playing the piano but like they never showed him actually playing the keys he obviously didn't play the piano

that's what poop would sound like to me bro oh yeah watch his hockey highlights that's exactly what but I think he's actually like the guy's special forces like he does

he was he was but you think what he's special for you I know his kidgy class yeah He's old as hell I'll whoop that nigga He's like 5, 6

We talked about this last episode He's not big We're so I'm No offense Aaron I think he could probably Beat you in Jiu Jiu Jiu Jishu What do you mean What metric do you base in that role for

This like it's 50-some years old Like what you're talking about I know Jiu-Spar against blackmail He knows He knows Jiu-Jitsu too Yeah What's happening I think Billy forgot that Arian

He actually does Jiu-Jitsu I know That's what I'm saying I know you do Jiu-Jitsu. I think he might be very... Why do you think he'll be? I think he's better studied. I think he's just been doing it for longer. Billy, if you, if there were 11 Putin's

versus 11 Aryan foster. Oh, Aaron. 100%. No, I'm not, I'm not sucking Putin's dick. It sounds like you is. Their economies the size of fucking Texas. We'd fucking mop the floor with them. All right. Enlist, bro.

The actual point I was trying to get at before BFT. I'll beat the dog shit at Putin. PFC slander in the good name of Robert K. Kraft. for no reason um that i've seen a lot and this is speaking to like billy bringing up uh ukraine's leader saying like it's not that bad everyone calm down like the u.s media is making it worse than it actually is and then biden speaks i believe it was yesterday and uh a right wing reporter said this is

this is the lasting image of of biden's failed presidency him walking away from the media like after he had spoken i was just like well how was he supposed to exit was he supposed to stand at the podium the rest of his life was he supposed to levitate a like the it's just it feels like more bad faith like the whole 16 to 20 and this is the point i've seen more right wing media trying to make to the whole 16 to 20 yeah everything with russia was kind of calm and now we're two year and a half into biden's presidency and all you hear of russia russia russia Russia, Russia. And it does feel like it's intentionally divisive, like whether or not there is anything going on with Russia and Ukraine, which it seems like there probably is something,

but it does seem also like our media is blowing it way out of proportion just to make a home political point since Russia was such a talking point for the entire Trump presidency. But part of it is, though, that under the Obama administration, Crimea was such an afterthought and got not as much media attention, that this time around they're like, oh, we really got to put a spotlight on it. And also, one of the reasons why Russia, to Biden's credit, why, you know, Russia is being more active right now is that during the Trump presidency, we didn't really do too many dealings with NATO, like pushing NATO onto Ukraine. So, for example, you know, Trump wasn't courting the Ukrainian government to join NATO and try to advance NATO, um, president.

in Ukraine, but under the Biden administration, there has been much more efforts to try to get Ukraine into NATO, deploy troops in the area, get more NATO influence in that country, and that's what got Russia pissed off. And with Putin and everything, they're like, oh, like before, you know, Trump was like kind of letting Russia, you know, leaving Russia's area of the world alone. But under the Biden administration, Putin's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, we like, Ukraine might go NATO, we have a, you know, a neighbor who's going to go NATO. And that's why they're getting pissed off. When you say go NATO, frats.

Yeah. When you say NATO, yeah, either frat or it's like going like berserker, but it's in a D-O. He's, he's Russian NATO. Like Taz. Taz used to go NATO. Just fuck everything up. Finland, Finland's, you know, Finland's doing the best of balancing out, you know, Russia and NATO. Finland doesn't exist, according to many people.

Finland's got a very attractive prime minister. Whoa. All right. Bonk. Bonk. Sorry. It's well known. It's well known.

It is. Yeah. I also can't get the point PFT brought up. It was a lot. I can't remember it was last week or the week before. But it's like, as an American, why am I supposed to say Russia can't do something that we would do if the roles were reversed? Oh, for sure. we would do it yeah because it all goes back to um i think people who are saying it right now it's like

we need to do a better job of supporting our allies overseas and all that stuff i think it goes back to literally who's president and correct i think some of it goes back to like when when trump was empowering russia and kind of taking away from our relationship with ukraine and nato by saying you need to pay us more for the protection then it became like trump doesn't like nato so republic don't like NATO so Democrats now think that they have to love NATO when they have to love Ukraine and hate Russia and now now it's become like a partisan thing where it's like okay there are a lot of Democrats saying like I I fully support military intervention against any aggressions on our allies but Russia it's like you really shouldn't care that much about like

sending our own citizens overseas to die in a war against Russia for a piece of land that is very much just like a cultural and like an inside thing that they've had going on for decades and decades and decades. But really quick. Ukraine is not part of NATO. Like it is not. Right. We're trying to get them to pledge.

Yeah. Yeah. We're trying to get them in. We've admitted several other states that Russia did not want into NATO. Yeah. And you can make the argument like, well, isn't this like what Hitler did at the start of World War II when he took over Sudetland and appeasement and all that stuff? But I think it's a little bit different in this extent.

It feels like you're watching the most high-stakes game of chess, like of all time. Like if he takes, I don't want to call Ukraine a pawn, but if he takes his pawn and we just let them take that pawn, are we pro what they're doing? Or if we throw a block so they can't take Ukraine, now we're squared up face-to-face with Russia. And it's like, I don't know, I'm glad I don't have to make this decision. Yeah, I don't keep it a buck, man. I have like a limit of shit that I'm interested in. Yeah, man, like, this just ain't it. Like, I'm not talking about it on this podcast.

I'm just talking about it on this podcast. I'm just talking about in general. Like, I just, I don't have, I don't have any interest in digging into Russia, Ukraine. Like, whatever, whatever happens is going to happen. And then I, whatever, y'all tell me what to do. Because I don't have, like, fuck this shit. There's too much shit going on. You know what I'm saying?

Like a lot of shit, like, a lot of shit, like, there takes time to, like, really dig into this shit. I just don't care about this shit. But it's hard. I'm numb to this shit. I'm numb. The, the, the reason why it's basically not Russia actually invading another country, is that they're getting, you know, basically they have a privatized army that isn't technically the Russian army that they have taking land and fighting. It's the Wagner Group, not the Morgan Group. It's called the Wagner Group.

And they basically deploy private soldiers who are former Russian Army, basically the Russian army, that since they aren't wearing Russian uniforms, is just taking over land and waging war, doing Russia's bidding. And then the plan is to just annex those territories once they establish a nation. that wants to be Russian using basically Russian soldiers. This again sounds like something we have and will continue to do. All right. This is a major alert here at macrodosing because we have a sponsor we've just started working with in the last month. It's called Concrete. It's a creatine slash pre-workout all in one.

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Again, when you post this and I see Herschel Walker follows him, that's when I'm like, this is where the lines get very blurred as to whether or not. I follow, I follow Herschel Walker as well. Another all-time funny motherfucking dog. He's just hilarious, though. You follow? It's like he, it's just like he has a bag full of shit that he's supposed to say. And just at any given more, he doesn't have none to do with the conversation,

but he'll just pull it out and say it's just fucking hilarious. You follow lives of TikTok? It's a great account. Oh, I followed him, follow them too. For probably different reasons than you follow them, but like the shit. What are the reasons that you follow it? I mean, it's an objectively hilarious account. No, it's hilarious because sure you'll have like fringe left people who do like ridiculous

shit. And so they highlight that. But for the majority of it, they have no clue what the fuck you're talking about. Or the context in it is missing to the point of like the parody is on them for posting and they have no idea why. And that's, it's fucking hilarious to me. Herschel Walker's son. Do you guys know about him?

Oh, yeah. Big time TikToker. You know what's crazy about him, though? He's not dumb. No. He knows what he's doing. And that's what bothers me. Like, those kind of people bother me because you know what you're doing is hyperbolic.

You know what you're doing is divisive. You know what you're doing is like dangerous. And the rhetoric that you spewing is nonsense. So like when you actually pin him down, he actually doesn't believe a lot of the shit that he says. He believes in, he's probably a little bit more. centrist. Not centrist. I just think he's more diplomatic than what he leaves on.

Quick question. What is he? So Herschel Walker's son is a very flamboyant former All-Star Tudor. He's like R-Age on TikTok and he is ultra or was deemed ultra-white right-wing during the election and was kind of spewing

like anti-Biden and like anti-demmer. um takes on ticot but he's also this um like very flamboyant and very theatrical

like character uh he doesn't uh he doesn't refer he says he doesn't like to use the g word but he is so he doesn't say he is but he's like i am but i'm not i don't want to label myself as that um as what as what gay and so So he's in Texas? Is that why he wants to? No, he lives in L.A.

So that's the other crazy thing is that he, like, lives in L.A. And he, um, so he is gay. He don't want to label himself as gay, though. Yeah, he, he doesn't want to be from what he said, part of the alphabet. What is it, alphabet mafia? So what do you, how, how does he ask that people describe him? As a person. As a, as a, as I think like an American, I think he's probably as like an American.

Bullshit. But he's also, he's also made a extreme 180 recently. And now I kind of find him hilarious because obviously during your election, like he just like was spewing a bunch of crazy takes. Now though, he is like throwing out kind of like funny, good, not good, but like more entertaining takes that aren't political. Like that's what you said. Like he can make things entertaining and he makes them, he makes them funny. But then he like gets political with it. It's like, okay, you went too far.

Bring it back to when you were funny. I like anybody that does like the vast majority of their kind of. content looking at their camera in their car that's what he does he goes car rant guy yeah he goes to starbucks and he'll he'll be going through the drive-thru in starbucks if you guys don't know and he'll be screaming like i mean screaming in his car about either you know the liberals or la or whatever or like men he'll like talk about how much he hates men and then he'll roll down the window and be like hi can i get a venty vanilla okay And then roll the window up and, like, continue as if nothing happened.

I think that's what we heal as a nation, man, is when we really understand that a lot of these political commentators are just here to make money. Yeah. Like, that's all. Like, it's really all it is. And so it's like, it's why I fuck a big T. Because, like, we don't agree on pretty much anything. But it's like, at the end of the day, like, we still got to exist in the same country.

Like, you know what I'm saying? So I fuck with you as a human. Like, I don't fuck with your ideas, but I fuck with you as a human, right? I agree. I want to slit your throat. You know what I'm saying? There are some political issues where it's like, I appreciate your unwillingness to slip my throat.

Staunchly, staunchly anti. I think there are some political disagreements where, like, it can get emotional. Like abortion is a big one, right? I get that shit. But for the majority of the part, a lot of us, a lot of us, a lot of cats who have political account to say, They're just posturing for the views. And so, like, once you, once you, that's why I follow both.

And it's funny to me. Like, I follow left, leaning shit, and I'll follow right. And I'm not saying, I'm not a centrist. I'm a left as left as you can get. But I follow both because you start to see the serrate. You really start to see through it. And it's like, yo, you're just here to get clicks. And when you walk outside, you can be cordial, bro.

We don't have to sit here and talk about fucking Black Lives Matter while I'm getting coffee. We don't have to do that shit at all. You know what I'm saying? Keep your opinions where you're at. And we can really be cool, bro. but it's i don't know maybe i'm just a dreamer well that's what bothers me the moat like and i feel like i rant about it almost every show but like the bad faith arguments kill me like

because so many people they're just not smart enough to discern that and i'm not some fucking genius or anything but it's like when people get so and that like they went viral you know this morning or last night but fucking tucker carlson who i believe has the biggest cable news show on tv i believe he's number one think it's the biggest show on tv period Probably, yeah, that's probably correct. Outside of football, it's probably him, yeah. He doesn't watch TV? Yeah, it's tough.

It's tough. I think people aren't that smart. Like, but he was like, Putin's never called me a bad name. Why should I hate him? Like, that was- He banged for Putin? Yeah, like this- Tackle-cross and is banging for Putin.

He said, like, he's never tried to cancel me. Like, why would I hate it? It's like all, like, every, every, it's kind of like what you were just saying about Hershal Walker. It's like, they just have this script. of buzzwords that they like Putin hasn't tried to cancel me like no fucking shit he has like what does that but that's the arc of the political discourse in our country it's like you're so partisan that your your partisanship is now conflicting your your vend diagram is overlapped it because

do you not fuck with communism or do you not fuck with oligarchy or do you not fuck with like what like what like now you bang of epic right you know what he's trying to because he he's very much a careerist like Tucker just he's he loves oh he he's he he loves a patron He's a Charlottleton. And maybe on fucking CNN. What he's doing is he's playing the Muhammad Ali card on Putin to make himself look like he's standing up for like Muhammad Ali did not fight in Vietnam. Why?

Because I'm not going to say the exact phrase that he used. But he was saying like Vietnamese people have never been racist to me. And here in the United States, I deal with racism. Tucker's taking that and he's going, Putin's never canceled me. But there are a lot of libs on the internet. that have gotten mad about tweets or takes that I've had. And so he's just trying to, he's trying to claim the moral high ground on that part. And in a way, I like it.

In a way, like, he's not, he's very wrong, but there's something behind what he's saying that I tend to agree with, which is like, we don't, like, Russia does not threaten me. Why would I personally go fight a war against Russia right now? Sure, but you know that's not what he's saying. That's not what he's saying. yeah right yeah he's he's using it just to be like i hate i hate all the blue check marks on twitter they get mad at me every night and post my videos and say that oh shit tuck that tuck that tucker boy's done it again there's no there's no there's no like um really moral background to what he's saying or no real reasoning besides just pure purely selfishness on his

part but that's what he's going for he's trying to make himself out to be like the modern day Muhammad Ali but let's get back to doomsday stuff because I wanted to cover it and we are inching further and further to doomsday whether it's at the hands to the tiny hands I would have to imagine of Vladimir Putin or if it's uh COVID or if it's the singularity from all the computers getting super smart you know this is what I was curious about when y'all was talking about doomsday and I should have clarified this before I got on the show but y'all talking about in general right or just like different doomsday conspiracies like doomsday preppers and how yeah you can you can take it to like how different people have handled their

doomsday predictions and things like that oh got you because because i mean i looked up one with the thought of uh what i thought it was but proceed yeah i was just going to say i think everybody likes to believe it's it goes back to egotism and wanting to believe that you're the center of the universe everybody that's ever been born wants to believe that they have been chosen to live through the doomsday through the apocalypse even though it's like infinitesimal unlikely that you will ever see something like a giant comet or nuclear war, although that is more of a possibility in our lifetime than a comet. But everybody wants to believe that they have been chosen to live through the end of the earth and that they're the

protagonist of the entire universe. And so that's why they talked themselves into really getting into all these doomsday theories. Like the whole, remember the Mayan calendar was going to stop at in like 2012, I believe? Yeah, 2012. But what's funny about all the the doom state, especially the apocalypse in reference to, in the biblical sense theories, is that all those people think that God's going to take them to heaven in the apocalypse, so they don't actually want to survive the apocalypse. They think that they're going straight to heaven and just the dams remain on earth.

But I think a lot of times... Well, you're talking about the rapture, which is not the same as necessarily... Yeah, I guess that is the apocalypse. Rapture is just the avant the anglicized word for apocalypse which is Greek There's a big ass war right in the rapture Yes yeah but you can have people

Generally talk about an apocalypse Like you can have an apocalypse without the rapture Yeah right right but it The word apocalypse comes from Okay yeah yeah In the Bible But yeah That was my the I'm sorry go ahead

No I was gonna ask you what yours was that you looked up Is what we talked about um isaac newton i thought it was fascinating to me because isaac newton believed that the world was going to end in 2060 that was his calculations and and a lot of the uh papers that were found of his uh post post is it posthumous or posth posthumios loosely is what hous posthumulus there that'd be fucking me up but posthumously um found that he was like He, loki, studied this shit more than he did, like, shit that actually worked.

Like, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his laws of motion, calculus, shit that, like, revolutionized science. He, Loki worked on alchemy and this doomsday shit more than the other. And that, it's, it's, it's, like, crazy. Like, I loki think if, like, if he thought it was bullshit, he could have invented so many more things. But, you know, he was, it was during the age where there was no electricity. So he was just out here like, whatever, like, I'm going to study everything. So anyway, he thought that the key to the apocalypse was in the Egyptian pyramids. He thought that the Egyptians had

like ancient knowledge of the apocalypse, different, different measurements. different uh just different just different stuff that that we weren't that he wasn't privy to um and like I said he calculated he did he did like this long lineage of the Bible and he studied the shit out of it and he also didn't think that uh Jesus had divinity um which was a heresy so he never expressed it it wasn't until his death that people found that out but so he also but he thought that 2016 was like that was going to be the dooms that that was going to be like around 2006 is going to be the end of the earth so i'm maybe going to see that it's like 40 years away so i'll be like what 70 something we'll see

if i see that if anybody had that shit right it was him he was brilliant i agree with that like if if isaac newton says it i'm probably going to believe what he says yeah so 2060 how that we should at least be at like 11 30 if 2060 is the year on the dooms day clock like 11.30 at night. Yeah. That's what I'm going to go off of from now on. I'm going to just operate for the rest of my life. Like I have, what, 28 more years to live?

38. 38. If you better. If you guys knew, if you had an opportunity to know the day that you died, you had a choice, would you want to know? We talked about this before, right? I would say, I see, I go back and forth on it. I say no.

I'd want to know like a month before because then you have it's enough time to like have fun but it's not enough. It's not long. The years prior isn't enough. Yeah. Then the, well, the years prior then it's kind of like. Yeah. If you had like a month, you could get all your affairs in order. Yeah.

I don't hate that. Give me a couple months. You six months you want? Yeah, three to six. That's the perfect amount of time. Somewhere in that window, live it up. And then yeah. Because if you told me like right.

now it would ruin the years until that happened kind of yeah i don't know man what if they told you like 2063 like you have 43 like you have 43 years like would that really be on your mind or it's like i'd die when i was 70 like that i wouldn't be able to stop thinking about it i like if you know that's when you're just like do all the craziest shit ever because you're not going to i tell you what i'd stop celebrating birthdays that's for sure i would have had my last birthday part But why you celebrate them now? Because you know they just tick-ticking. I don't celebrate it. I think birthday parties are the dumbest thing we do as a society. I rather hate them, to be honest with you.

The second to last birthday, or your last birthday, if you're going to die before your one after, like, that should be the one you have. Yeah, right. No, I agree. Like, this is it, y'all. I ain't going to get no older. Yeah, that's crazy. Would you rather know when or how? When? I don't know how.

Yeah. But like, because how would drive me crazy? How would drive me crazy, like, oh, you're a car crash. Like, am I just never going to drive again? Like, because I could be any time. Yeah, I'm saying? I would, I would rather know when because you don't know when it's going. Yeah, no, no, no, I win.

That day, I would 100% just, like, sit inside and like, I don't know, probably try heroin for the first time. And then that's like, you don't go straight to heroin. I don't know, like, what's the best way to just, like, go out painlessly? Definitely high. Definitely high. Yeah, I just sit and just be like, okay, it's going to happen. just going to get fucked up. Do you think you could successfully inject yourself with heroin, Billy?

Like the whole process. He'll watch a TikTok on it. I'm actually scared of needles. So no. Really? I'd probably do, let's not talk about doing heroin. Too many people died, sad. Okay.

So, yeah, Billy is obviously trying to move on from that topic. He draws his moral lines I mean I don't want to talk about how to do heroin There's something that Billy's dancing around right now Not having it doesn't have your arm and you shoot it What you mean? It's like this is not it's not I learned I learned how to shoot heroin on my on macro

I wasn't I wasn't going to bring this up But then Billy had that very clumsy like oh Oh come on now you want to bring it up I'm trying out a new legal supplement For content a blog I'm going to do a little research on it It's something you can get at like one of these IV like nutritive. What is it, bro? What is it, bro?

Liquid al-carnatine. So I've been doing research. Yeah, so I've been researching. You know the new, you know that Russian finger skater who got popped for certain banned substances. Well, she was also taking a couple legal substances. One of them was al-carnatine, doing a lot of research on it. it can be done orally or injected orally doesn't have as much bioavailability and it takes a lot more um so i went to one of these nutritive places and got an l carnitine shot and worked out on

it uh actually this morning i'm going to blog it i didn't do it myself someone else did it so it was more like there was a nurse practitioner involved and it was pretty awesome had an amazing workout had a sick pump, a lot of energy really kind of you know, it's just basically a concentrated amino acid that's found in meat carne carnae what's the craziest shit you could do here and be like

ah it's for content like what's the max you could get away with just like yeah I don't disagree I feel like if somebody's I was for content though we're filming I think kidnapping is where we'd probably draw the line okay but this is this is something

yes no but this is This is something that a ton of... That gets pulled off YouTube. This is something that tons of athletes do. I remember the long distance runner from England. I think his name was Mo Salah. Yep. A lot of people do heroin to him.

No, I'm not going to him. It was a soccer player for Liverpool. A lot of people. It was, it was... It was... It's something similar. It is Moe. Diss down like your shanin, bro.

Runner, Mo. So anyway, when you asked, do you know how to shoot up heroin? I was like, well, I was shooting up Elkhartine the second ago. No. But you're shitting in your ass. No, it's intramuscular. It's right by the head. Yeah, that's way different.

different. Yeah. Moferra. That's not, you got a fairer, sorry. But it's like,

I, I've been, I've been, like, it's, it's the best pre-workout I've ever tried. Just for,

like, I don't get the tingles, but like, I was going pretty hard. Like, I ran about, you've never done a cycle? No,

I've never, I've never, this is the first injectable I've ever done honestly. Seriously. I believe you. Yeah. The way,

the way he said it. Yeah, it made me believe him less, but. No, it's cool. It's cool. I mean, it's zero side effects.

It's just basically getting something that you could get through an IV. Just. But it's cool. No, I'm going to see how it does. Like, I'm going to do it for about a month, three to four times a week. All right. Report back. That's a lot.

That's a lot. Three to four times a week. But it's only about like that. Did you say you have heart issues when you ate Chick-fil-A? No, so I actually figured, I figured that it's that's kind of related of, you know, get into that, but one of the solutions was Al Carnetton.

Bro! Like, why are you try out? No, it's cool. It's cool. And Chick-Fillet taking you out. Well, I just ordered Chick-fil-A to do a little test because it's supposed to help. Billy's like one of those towns that has a rat problem, so they bring in a lot of snakes, and then now

they've got a snake problem. So they're bringing a lot of rabid cats. Now they've got a flea problem. So, like, Hawaii had a bunch of rats. And they shift in a lot of monkeys, mongooses. But the rats are nocturnal and the mongoose are diurnal. So they didn't end up taking out any of the rats.

Now they got a rat and mongoose problem. Like this is what at least is a chick-fil-a and steroid problem. Basically, it's just an easy. I could like consume like six pills of El-Carnatine a day, but it's just easier to do this. It's, it's something you can buy over the counter. Tons of athletes do it. I'm just doing it to like see what happens and blog about it

Where can you buy this over the counter? You can book L carnitine You can buy it over the counter Where did you buy it? I just be curious I'm like what is your obsession with like different kind of substances I'm a biohacker Like why live why live like

That was like one of my favorite episodes Like why live life regularly Like I'm a sports blogger This thing is called life extension Yeah bro I mean it's not live forever when we're all going to die in 2060 yeah no back to back to anyway people are going to I don't want people to think like I'm doing dangerous stuff this is very safe um but back to doomsday preppers hold on I mean hang on I think you said put an asterisk on that one my gee

I've made people much more nervous than anything this thing the description of this literally says it starts with supporting mitochondria which power every cell in your body that's literally a meme like that's an online meme like the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. I'm turning into a fucking brick house powerhouse. This thing describes itself with memes. I'm the thing next to the ski

jump in China. This thing will be impotent at 26. No. Probably for the best. It's not it's not a hormone. Look when I'm Billy safe, in conclusion I'm trying to get PFT to do it. And it's a completely normal thing that he's doing.

Let's get back to the doomsday prepping because I feel like we've gone, we've talked a little, we've danced around it a little bit, but we need to, we need to get into the world of preppers because they're, they're an interesting group of people. I look at it like, for the most part, they're just kind of hobbyists. Until you reach the point when you start just stacking your house with, you know, tons and tons of ammunition, it becomes unsafe. You're just kind of, everyone has something that they want to do to pass the time when they're off work. Some guys go home and they've got, you know, they replenish their cellar with

400 cans of tuna and, you know, they buy a bunch of batteries and shit. It seems like a community for the most part of hobbyists, but some people take it super, super seriously. Yeah, so I've always been a fan of doomsday preppers the show, just like apocalypse stuff in general since I was younger. There's a couple, there's a couple of sectors of doomsday preppers. There's the old school anarchist, you know, sort of very libertarian doomsday prepper who just stockpiles ammo and gasoline. And if shit actually did hit the fan, they're going to have spent all their money on actual like weapons to kill their neighbors as opposed to sustainable stuff. Like, you know, there's this one guy on TikTok I've been looking at recently called

Nate Petroski. And honestly, he's the most, you know, rational doomsday prepper I've sort of encountered on the internet. And he's done some really cool stuff. He was a, he was a construction worker who bought 1002 acres in West Virginia and basically built a totally sustainable off the grid setup he does pay for internet but that's his only on the grid off the grid that he puts on TikTok right but off the grid is and he's off the electrical grid he got it literally off the grid yeah so he uses solar panels windmills he has a farm grows all his own vegetables and honestly it's very interesting to check him out on TikTok like how he lives I feel like if you're a doomsday prepper and you've picked one of the coasts, I can't trust you.

West Virginia. It's too close to the, like, if we're going to get blasted by noops, obviously there's a different, a lot of different types of doomsday scenarios out there. If you've, like, you've got to be middle of the country. You just have to be. Yeah, West Virginia, that's where the U.S. government has a big facility out there. Used to. Now it got moved to remember the Denver. airport yeah the Denver airport they moved it out there yeah it was it briar the green briar the green

briar yeah but then there's other large scale so turns out a lot of silicon valley billionaires have bunkers and escape paths yeah that's what kind of that's what's concerned me recently is is the best like the the wealthiest people in silicon valley they all kind of subscribe to this theory that they need to figure out a way to survive because they've gotten so rich they're convinced for one reason or another. I think a lot of them actually believe the AI thing that artificial intelligence is going to fuck everybody up. If only they could do something

about that. Exactly. They're all low-key, all the Silicon Valley billionaires are low-key doomsday preppers, all of them. But except for like stocking their basements with provisions, they're like building rockets so that they can actually leave the planet. The ultimate.

That's like the god tier level of doomsday prepping. But yeah, for the most part, when I think doomsday preppers, I think, horders, kind of hoarders. I think, like, the ones that that are off the grid planting their own, like, vegetables and garden shit, good for them. Sounds like they're having a fun time. They're enjoying themselves. There's another big example of doomsday preppers that's, like, on a global scale that we're all kind of subscribed to is that seed bunker. Oh, yeah. In Greenland. So there's this massive, massive seed bunker up in Greenland. It's submerged into a mountain.

And it contains probably, well, definitely millions of seeds. I don't know how many exact varieties of seeds, but it contains seeds to every common plant that's on Earth. So you've got like apples, you've got tomatoes, you've got vegetables, fruits, all that stuff. In case they need to repopulate the Earth after a nuclear war in a nuclear winter, that's probably the safest place. It's called, I believe it's called the Greenland Seed Vault. Yeah, it's in a mountain on the Svalbad. archipelago. So it's halfway between mainland Norway. Svalbard. There you go. And the North Pole. And it's a long-term seed storage facility. It looks pretty cool. If you look at pictures of it,

it definitely looks like a James Bond villain, like evil headquarters. Svalbard is a pretty cool place in Golden Compass. Do you follow the TikToker that lives there? Oh, yeah. Yeah. There's like a TikToker who lives up there and she talks about her life and how she has to like deal with polar bears all the time. Damn. That would be scary. The Ballbart is a pretty fucking hard-ass place. So it's got, it costs only 10 million to build, which seems pretty light for something that's going to repopulate the entire Earth. I'd like to pour a little bit. It's a concrete storage.

More investment into that. But it's naturally refrigerated in there. It also has refrigeration techniques and capabilities. But it was chosen because it's cold up there and you can keep seeds and they'll last for a really long time. So it was developed by the International Treaty on Plant Genetic Resources for Food. and agriculture. I kind of feel like not looking too deeply into what that organization does and who their ties are with because it just literally could be the richest people on Earth decided to build

their own like giant backup garden, you know? Yeah, but the actually, the doomsday prepping industry is a multi-billion dollar, you know, uh, market. Let me, so I was looking into it. There's a bunch of, uh, basically warehouses like Amazon for doomsday prepping stuff. I remember, PFT, you bought 100 pounds of fajitas. Yeah, it was a giant fajita bucket from a doomsday prepper survivalist guy. And I bought it.

I want to say in December of 2019, we were doing the radio show Big If True at the time. And Jeff Lowe brought up this website. It was like, look at this guy. He just sells buckets that can serve 500 servings of fajitas out of a bucket. And I was like, well, I got to get this bucket and eat it. And I ordered the bucket. I think we paid, it was probably like two or three hundred bucks for it, maybe more. And it just never arrived.

Well, the pandemic. Well, my timing was absolutely perfect. It was before any sort of pandemic talk. Well, they knew. I sort of saw the first things about a virus in China early December. Okay. And that was, I'm on the deep web. That does seem like something Billy would have been plugged into before the rest of us.

Well, there was all those videos of people in China just dropping dead. Well, Hey, man. Real quick. You said you on the deep web or the dark web? It was deep, deep, not dark, deep. Got you. Okay.

Deep. Deep, deep is different. Yeah, no, it's different. I'm just in deep. I was in too deep. At eight. Do you know about the dark web? I,

so one time I had a buddy in middle school who. I already love this story. Who, who I used to hang out with some pretty nerdy kids in middle school. And he figured out how to... Like just bashing your old friends. Yeah, right? No, these guys were mining Bitcoin when I was in, high school.

No, these guys were mining Bitcoin when I was in like sixth grade. So they're probably rich. And it was, yeah, they're fucking rich. So kudos to them. And, uh, I see a tanking though, isn't? I mean, tanking from 60 grand to 40 grand, not from wherever they got it. They were getting it at 500. And it's crazy looking back on that.

But like, we'd be waiting for the bus. And he was telling me about this thing called the Silk Road. It's mine and Bitcoin. Yeah, Silk Road. Yeah, he was saying, like, talking about the Silk Road and how you can access. The real Silk Road or like Internet? Internet Silk Road. And this was back and I was like, what the fuck are you talking about?

Yeah, and I learned, learn me. I don't know. The Silk Road was basically Amazon for anything illegal. Yeah, I was shocked we haven't done an episode on it. We should. It's a very, we should all watch that movie that came out. The movie stinks. Ready Player One?

I've seen it. they need to do a real documentary on it they haven't definitely want to get back to what we talk about I mean fuck y'all for not watching the movie man like what's like what's hadn't it I've seen I came close yeah I thought about it a couple times that's just fucked up I've never asked anything from any uh asking you to watch it we'll watch it we'll watch it

we'll do a whole movie club about it later on the summer fuck you PFT Stewart that shit crazy bro just watch the way it's a good movie Billy I promise you everything that you love about will like the movie. Autumn woolly mammoths you'd be selling. It's where it is whatever, the elephants, I don't know. Billy will like the movie.

I think PFT will have some critiques. I will. He'll understand it, though. PFT doesn't understand it. I will watch it on Sunday because I have more time on Sundays nowadays. I promise. That's it. I swear I will watch it this Sunday.

Sound like more cap. All right. Give it back what you to say. So he accessed the Silk Road through a tour browser. And basically this kid, I don't even know what he was doing on there, but he was telling me about it. And then, you know, like literally the next week, he was like, I went on the Silk Road and my computer doesn't work anymore. I took to the Apple store and the cops came and searched my hard drive. Yo.

That feels right. And basically at the time, I think looking back on it, the Silk Road, if you're accessing a certain way, the government or could send like basically just hide. destroy your computer and basically see if you were like buying because what I didn't know at the time but like not only could you buy drugs or like I even know what this kid was doing on there I think he was just curious

but it was a big spot for like child pornography I know that you could buy like hitman on there that's what the dude said invented a dread pirate sky got in trouble for yeah so I think that's why they were looking like here's my story about it I didn't got that scared the shit out of me so I never yeah so this was scary me I had no idea idea about any of this. I used to do internet like regular like regular humans. And when I was in 2015, I went to some like resort and we like it was this cool people, a bunch of people I was hanging out with. And it was a long stay. I was there for like a month. And so we got like really close. And one of the dudes was like, I didn't know anything about any of this shit, mind you. And so he was like, if you ever heard of Dark Web, I was like, no, it's a dark web. And I thought I thought there was. I thought there was. I thought there was.

was one internet. And I just had no idea what he was talking about. And he was like, he's like, type in this. And it was, and I didn't know, like, I didn't know anything. It was P-E-D-O planet. And I was like, I was like, okay. And right before I pressed enter, he was like, no, no, fucking type that. What are you doing? I was like, what? He's like, he's like, you told me this type that. He's like, do not fucking type that shit. I was just joking. And I was like, what the fuck would you tell me? I said, what is it? And he was like, bro, like, I thought he said pedo. Like, I didn't know idea, but it was Pido. And I was like, what the fuck was you about to have the FBI in this bitch?

Like it was crap. I almost hit him, but like I had no idea. But then he started explaining like what the dark web was. And he was like the internet that we consume, we should do an episode on the dark web. But like the internet we consume normally is like the tip of the iceberg was actually on it. There's like murders, drug sales, processes too, like all kind of crazy shit. I wrote a paper on this. Lucky I didn't present it.

I might have been in jail. I wrote a paper on this once in like this, the terms of social media. it's like let's imagine Facebook is the surface just like old fashioned Facebook which highly regulated you know your parents are out there then let's go second level Twitter

okay Twitter discourse but still pretty civil then third levels Twitter well I mean it's it has terms of service that you can't buy like you can look like you can bring stuff up easier on Twitter like it's got search features that

for example something like Reddit doesn't have third level Reddit fourth level 4chan yeah fifth level 8 chan I don't know about that

now we're just we're just doing no the difference between 4chan 8 chan is ridiculous twice it's twice and then it gets so that's where the sunlight stops that's like I don't know what they call an oceanography but like the photo the photo synthetic zone

where like sunlight stops permeating now you're with the Greenland sharks yeah now you're down there with the with the with the you know fuck with the light bulb fish the light bulb fish fucking scariest I think I literally think like that's where the in cells live under the photosynthetic zone and that's where we don't know what the fuck's going on so I went on this like YouTube binge one time and it was kind of telling like the stories of 4chan and like things that have happened on there like there was a dude one time and this is confirmed like there was

a dude who was posting, it was like, yo, I'm about to murder somebody. And everybody was like, and of course, in 4chan fashion, like, fucking do it, fucking do it, man, fucking do it. And he fucking did it. And he posted it. And he posted it. And he posted pictures of it and shit.

And it came like a week later, like somebody was murdered in the place that he posted. And it was him. And there's all kinds of like crazy shit like that. And to me, that's like the dark web is like, it's why I'm a pessimist is because when you go to the grocery store

you're just looking at people buying and go like yo there might be crazy fucking people on there who have like bodies in a basement and you just have no idea and I just and like the internet has given anonymity like a face and it's the scary shit in the world

and it's why I'm a pessimist like yo you might be cordial like face to face but you know people are crazy though but seriously like that's how tons of these mass shooting happens they all these they congregate and then they push each other to do it online it's the most fucked up thing ever get blackpilled they seriously they're like and that's where a lot of these kids who basically they don't have friends they're isolated so they spend a lot of time on the internet they get deeper

and deeper into different communities they have jaded mindsets because they're probably a lot of them are bullied then they end up in these chat rooms like poop Yeah. Then they end up in these chat rooms and they end up shooting up fucking schools. It's like so fun. He's got a jih Tzu. He's an expert. Anyway, let's get back to, you know, fucking, uh, doomsday preppers. I got that is a doomsday for a lot of people. So I there, so if you want to look at it, there's a place called my Patriot supply, which sells like no free ads. One year. Okay. No free. Blank. But basically they sell like one year emergency food supplies. Like. which, and they've been doing pretty well recently, they sell stuff like a 560 cubic foot survivalist prepper storage container missile shipper, which is a lot of, I went to this website recently. Tell me how many five star roof, because I know it's like right on the mass head. How many five star reviews do they have? It's like 47,000 or something.

I'm scrolling through right now. I ain't seen a product with a four star yet. Not a one. Not a single one Well, nobody's had to use them yet Use the product These have hundreds of reviews This is people's meals now

Like the anti-radiation tablets Have 334 reviews, five stars I've been taking them my whole life I've never gotten Pellonian poisoning The 100 hour candle It's a candle that burns for 100 hours I kind of honestly

I would buy some of the stuff Like the wireless solar power bank charge Charger Definitely you would I mean the edible wild foods playing cards that might be i mean just to know what to eat that's pretty beneficial all right wait go back to the missile shipper that you talked about you can do that's all right sorry you can you can order a device to ship a missile no no no it's an old missile shipping container

that if buried would make a great storage got it okay yeah so but i mean honestly if i one day make enough money to you know start buying like stupid shit like i I'd 100% like if I had a nice little property, a lot of land, I'd put a fucking bunker in there and, you know, invest in this, keep a couple guns in there and stuff. Things notably abundant in the New York City area. Well, one, like one day, you know, hopefully I'll. Now, people work remote now. You're right. So I'm looking up, I'm on my Patriot supply right now.

I'm looking at their protein bucket. The protein bucket is 200 bucks. It's got 72 servings. It's got chicken, beef. red beans black beans and pinto beans i'm thinking about buying it i'm thinking about i'm thinking about doing it again and running this back it looks delicious it does not what is it called it was called my patriot what my patriot supply it's one i don't think there's a worse

uh mostly it's food i mean i kind of i kind of container to have food in then bucket like nothing sounds less appealing to eat storage i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm going to press you on that. I don't necessarily agree. Yeah. If you have to stack these in a storage team? It depends what's in the bucket like anything. Like you can have a bucket of a bucket of chicken wings. Fantastic. Sure. But like if you had like a baseball helmet full of chicken wings, which sounds more appealing. A baseball helmet for sure. Of course. That's what I mean. If you put anything, I'm going to tell you all right now, anybody trying to get my money. If I go to a stadium and you serve something in a helmet, I will buy it. I don't care what it is. I agree with that.

I agree with that. I will buy absolutely anything that comes in a helmet. The ice cream in the bucket, the nachos in the bucket. It doesn't matter what it is. Now, I'm looking at some of their deals of the day, or their water filtration, actually. They sell these sticks that are just giant straws. And there's a guy that's just going down to a creek it looks like

and drinking, like, sipping directly out of the creek with this huge straw because it purifies the water in real time. I could see people buying that. Yeah, he's got to hoover that. People bought that for like people. in Africa that don't have access to the clean water. That's like a real thing. Like let's say

this shit is fucking hilarious though. Like if hypothetically I ever made like Dave Porterloid type money I would I would invest in like instead of another house I'd get like a spot that was like ready to go. That would also be a fun place

to go with your buddies to like shoot guns and you run around. Billy's like this would be your problem. Yeah you would not have any supplies left for when I know. Like maybe no food. I wouldn't eat any of the food. Like the year supplies of food and stuff would definitely be untouched.

But like just a fun place to like have bonfires. Hey, bro. Listen to somebody's shit, man. Preparedness playing cards. As one. Listen, it gets, it gets boring down there. That's true. Blood clap powder.

Warrior ice cold packs. Four and one emergency solar flash. Like AM, FM weather radio hand crank. Yo, this is like zombie apocalypse shit. Oh, yeah. There are 49,034 reviews. And they're averaging a tick under five stars. They don't miss.

My Patriots blood does not miss. I like how Billy is 50% of the way to becoming the Unabomber. But his big downfall is he just loves chugging beers with the boys a little bit, much so he could never go all the way that he'd start writing a letter and be like yo this sucks i wish i wish winston was here so we could slam you know tic talk while we in our cabin yo there's literally the picture of survival items like the main picture is it's something like old white dude with like a pack of pills in his hand with a lantern a fucking old pot and he's staring out a cabin window and it's he's sitting in a wood cabin for the shit

fucking hilarious that guy's ready to go he's ready to rock man so there's one thing on this website i could see myself actually a couple things but um this one just caught my eye the hearty soups food packs the big soup website a hundred you can get 161 servings of soup all in one delivery potato soup broccoli cheese soup travelers stew i could eat this stuff now the way that they have it presented makes it look a lot more tasty than i'm sure that it actually is but again It's got 529 reviews All 5-star rating So wait no

Actually I found there's a three-star Let me see if I can pull up The three-star rating Remember all the best selling products are on the front Trust me Oh the seeds Their seed packs have some bad reviews Because they didn't grow

This person said the delivery of the items was good I'm disappointed that the soup is so high and salt, though. So if you're trying to survive the apocalypse and you're like, you're trying to send this back? Do you have anything that has low sodium? It says it was also a little too spicy

for our tastes. So something I did find and we talked about this in the Alex Jones episode. A lot of the, so there's also there's megachurches that sell this kind of stuff. I'm going to buy the soup thing. But a lot of the programming A lot of the programming.

Look at the soup. You just missed the 3 p.m. cut off to get a same day delivery, same day shipping. Not delivery, but it says it processes your order. If you order before 3, you just missed it. This person, they're only complained. They gave it a three-star rating because I was expecting smaller cans. The cans are too big. Simply too much soup.

Too much Patriot supply. Listen, when I was ordering the 700 servings, or the 161 servings of soup, I didn't know it was going to look this big. No, but this looks more like 200 servings. I work too hard. I care too much. All these people vote. So if you look at a lot of the programming geared towards doomsday preppers, including

the show Doomsday Preppers, which was on like Discovery and History Channel, the United States Gold Bureau was behind a lot of it. And I know we talked about this when Alex Jones, Alex Jones is like original radio station was owned by a gold guy. Yep. So there's a lot of a lot of this doomsday propaganda. is pushed by this United States Gold Bureau so that people

buy gold. So they think, oh, U.S. dollars can collapse. You know, I need to store my money somewhere where it will always have value. If you watch Fox News, if you watch Fox News, they run mad gold commercials. Yeah. So that's sort of the angle

of a lot of it. But yeah, I mean, it's, Doomstay Prepping has gone kind of mainstream. It's not only these old white dudes who are just, you know, thinking that Unabomber shit type stuff and now it's more like, it's widespread.

They say that in the doomsday market, the newest customer is actually the urban young female who's in buying a lot of doomsday material. Really? Yeah. I, okay, I don't know enough about that particular demographic, the urban young female. I know several.

But out of all the women that I know. Urban dwelling women Young urban dwelling women Okay Wellers The dwellers yeah I don't know any dwellers I know a lot of chicks

That live in apartments But I don't think I've ever met a dweller I could see a dweller being into this But yeah I'm gonna push back on the fact that like The latest hot craze amongst Urban young women is like

Well In the Doomsday Mark I mean the They went from like 0.0000001% share To 0.0.0% share to It's like what Hank says lacrosse is the fastest growing sport Like that's what he's talking about

Yeah, they're calculating a metric of acceleration As opposed to speed Yeah, I think that might be what they're getting at here The Kardashians endorsed some of it on Instagram So that's what they're talking about Like more prep bugout bags is what's been selling I'm okay with that I think that there's like there's levels of being a doomsday prepper

There is the person that that has the bunker The Apocalypse bunker ready to go And then there's the person that has a go bag. I'm not opposed to somebody having a go bag in case they need something. Go bags are cool.

Go bags. You know what? I wanted to do for a while. I probably still will do it at some point. Just have like a bag ready in your apartment for like a last minute for a vacation. Oh.

Like, okay. If I need... Not all of us are that rich. Well, I didn't say where you'd take the vacation to, Big T. Do a staycation. You can do as, yeah. We don't just all take spontaneous.

Well, um... It's a very privileged. thing of you to say you just need to keep a bag at margaritaville is what you're saying yeah just behind the counter yeah i've got a suite that's just always always standing reservation yeah so i've got margaritaville on retainer why don't we do a little by the way there was a there was a giant margaritaville in the virgin islands did not go there but this was like boss level margaritaville i thought about going and this is how deep margaritaville's tentacles are they've got an entire wing of the airport in the virgin islands that's a margaritaville

only for the people that are about to stay at the Margaritaville once they get off their plane they've got like a little mini pre-resort inside the airport so would you is that the mecca of Margarita Vell would you say where do you think it's the biggest the biggest Margaritaville presence I don't know I feel like Key West is an entire town

that that gives the vibe of a Margaritaville where was he singing about you what was his inspiration did anyone I think he was in Mexico at the time but you could margaritaville has the ability to integrate itself into every facet of a margaritaville fan's life there will be eventually margaritaville coffins i'm sure if there aren't already i'll bet you there are margaritaville coffins there'll be like margaritaville schools for you to trap

your kids off at margaritville can integrate itself it's it's a mindset and the more you it's just an alternate reality if they've got the disney town's setting up of course margaritiville's not going to miss out on that money of course not yeah marguerville college tell me that wouldn't be a mark you yeah marg you yeah their golf team is probably pretty good basketball team can't score with shit no um all right so uh more more doomsay preppers bill hit me with some facts so something that's interesting that is that a lot of young children who have undiagnosed oCD tended to show up with concerns of the end of the world old and apocalyptic scenarios.

So you have these little kids like worried about, you know, meteorite zombie apocalypse. And that's some of the first signs of undiagnosed OCD, which is interesting. I found interesting. So like are all these old doomsday preppers just guys who slip through the cracks with OCD and now they're adults, just like worried the world's going to end? Interesting. So if you're like a highly anxious person at a young age about that sort of thing, it could be like

a symptom. There's a correlation between anxiety disorder. and doomsday preppers because like for example it's also correlated with uh hoarders in general the fear of not having something in case something happens tends to cause like similar thought patterns to OCD yeah so sounds like control like what can they control and the end of the it's also dealt with like a lot of like past drama as well a lot of orders have like issues with like abandonment issues, stuff like that. So like we call it,

like they try to control their environment as much as possible. Yeah, it's like a dog that has been left alone. No, like in a dog that has issues if they grow up in a not stable environment, then they tend to get very protective of their food. And you can't even like touch their food dish for them as an adult dog. You have to work on that to be able to have them like share their food or have your hand anywhere.

close to their dish because they've got that past trauma it's it's more like for example i've fortunately developed a system where every time i get up from somewhere i immediately touch my pockets i go wallet keys phone somebody got you no well billy developed that system checking to make sure he's got to stop but like that's just the mental those of you that have problems losing things billy has a system for you no but like it's something everyone but like it's just a magnifying version of whenever you lost your keys wallet or phone you're like oh shit like now you develop like i need need to make sure make sure everything's okay type thing it's a habit from when i um i played in the league and i had like or it's business or uh anything involved i had so many

flights i've been on so many planes so many hotels that my system in my head is wallet keys phone ipad like in my head those are my four like before i leave the they just go it's just natural so i don't know yeah but then it gets all fucked up when you add something else then yeah when you said ipad i was like wait that's too many things no but like i can understand if it's in your i've had an ipad since like 2010 so it's been there yeah like for example when we were on the road and i two pairs of keys in my pockets it messed up my whole vibe because i was getting up with one pair of keys like it's subconscious but you got like weight distributed and you know what's there or like a hotel key because you can't keep it in your wallet or

mess up the magnet so you got the hotel key in the back pocket and then your whole system gets scrambled there's that a myth about the magnet thing probably certain hotels it will fuck out yeah because i mean i've been a lot of hotels man that shit don't really and it could i could i could i could be wrong it's fucked up on me a couple times in the last year where the key card just doesn't work yeah i'm okay with that i just i just i just i've had it by my phone a few times where i'm like it still works and i could be fucking up okay Okay. Did any of you guys, not go full doomsday prepper, but when COVID first hit, did you find yourself like stocking up on some extra supplies you normally wouldn't have? Yeah, a little bit. I did a grocery store run like one of the first days in March where it really looked like it was going to be something.

And I got a lot of stuff that just has no expiry. I've still got a cup of noodles in my cabinet. I've got some like eggplant like powders. dish that has no expiration date. I was like, I better grab this. I don't even like eggplant, but I was like, I got to have something. And then I went to, um, they were all out of toilet paper, all out of, uh, paper towels. So I went to the bodega. Thankfully, I live in New York where we have bodegas, unlike everywhere else. Yeah.

So I went to the bodega and there was this older lady that was buying all the toilet paper, like all, every single role. She had all in her hands. And I was just like staring at her. Like, oh my God. I'm going to need something to wipe my ass with and she looked at me and she goes here you can have two of these

and she gave me two of her rolls of toilet paper out of like probably 20 that she had in her arms and in that moment I was like God bless you God bless you lady like you have no idea you may have just saved my life I feel like because in the back year you didn't know what was going to happen there were all these videos coming out where it was

you know things are up in the air that lady she in her if things had gone the way that she thought that the world was going to go she may have sacrificed herself to save me in that moment. There's altruistic incident. There are definitely people still right now who have like a garage filled with toilet paper

that they're just working their way through. Like you can't speed up and use it. Some motherfuck was dishing it off, bro. Like I seen people with like a garage full of Jones and they had them like open a garage and people was coming by and they was like selling the shit off. Like crazy. I seen the lady, we was, we were shot.

and I see the lady with like a whole shop cart full of toilet paper. I'm like, why did that become the high demand? Like, why are you shitting like that? Like, I would have thought like some kind of other consumer product like beans or potatoes or something. I think it's like, yo, get a white. It doesn't expire and like since that was the first thing, like people were just lemming. So when people saw it getting snatched up, that just made it go more. You know what's the stupidest part of the whole thing?

Real quick. Pro tip, pro tip. Group of the projects, sometimes didn't have money for toilet paper. But what we used to do was my mom's never didn't have coffee filters. Coffee filters. You crumble them Jones up, you get like three or four them shits, you keep crumbling up. Why are you doing your thing? You keep crumbling, crumbling, crumbling, crumble and crumble, it.

Feel smooth. Yeah. I can see that. And they come in like giant stacks too, right? Yeah. That's a smart move. I've never done that before. never done that before but next pandemic we know yep you know what's crazy about the whole toilet paper

thing too if you look like the sales of toilet paper went crazy but if you saw as in a home depot around that time and i was just like you know running things through my head like there's no toilet paper like i was like wait is anyone buying bidetes so i checked the bidet section no one's buying bidet's yeah so everyone's stock buying toilet paper but no one but americans still won't buy Bidays, even when it's like we might run out. I'm not sold on the badees, bro. But if hypothetical, you have no toilet paper, would you rather have it? It don't, it don't really clean like that. Like, that's just my opinion. I don't, I used it once. It's not, you don't really get to, you know what I'm saying? I feel like you're going to have residual. You don't have to wipe again.

Yeah. Ideally, you should, it should be after, it's like the mouthwash after you brush your teeth. That's what it should be used as, not the only thing. I, I, I try to. a bidet for the first time at our casino that we have in Lake Charles, Louisiana, the LaBerge, and it was shocking, to say the least. I think I turned the pressure on too high because I just grabbed the handle and I pulled it. And it was just, I'm not using it again. You're pulling an Aaron Rogers. Yeah, yeah, I was giving myself a colonic at the time. It was, um, it was absolutely shocking. Uh, so way or a bad way? A bad way. I didn't, I didn't like it. It felt like, it felt like, it felt unnatural not to go a big tea on you but yeah

I won't be doing that again Badazo that would be an effective way it wouldn't be ideal but it'd be better than nothing also you could just get in the shower and just like bend over all right so guys I've got some breaking news uh oh thank you for your purchase from my Patriot supply

when your orders ships will send you an email with the tracking number and timing of your delivery the day of delivery et cetera et cetera and finally we're introducing the survival industry's first completely free disaster replacement warranty, which covers this purchase. So I have just ordered 161 servings of soup to be delivered to the office. I have not learned my lesson. I think we can confidently say that this one's going to have because I got a confirmation email. I'm pretty sure they're actually going to send us. We'll do a

taste test. Where did you get your, the fajitas? That was supposed to be shipped here too. I know, but from Patriot Supply. No, it wasn't from them. Jeff has the address somewhere or the name of the company, but he doesn't pounds of fajitas? He doesn't recall. Adrian supply would not sell fajitas. No, for sure not. I thought the breaking news was going to be the new one because it's coming on. No, they said that the, so I have the free disaster replacement warranty. So in case a disaster happens and it takes away all my soup, I can contact them and they'll send me new soup because I'm sure that in an event where my 161 cans of soup would be destroyed, I'll be able to readily contact them

electronically and get that taken care of. Where are they where is their headquarters? That's a good question. They probably don't want you to know. I want to I hope it's like in Nebraska like in the middle of Nebraska. What if it's in China? What if it's just

fucking just fucking. Certainly on the table. So yeah, that'll be shipping momentarily hopefully well tomorrow as we've heard. You said it's 160 cans. 161.161. servings of soup. I don't know what that means. How, what's the expiration date on the suit? Biggest his fucking bucket.

Well, hold on. What did you, what did you pay for a hundred cents? It was about 200 bucks. Oh, shit. That's pretty good.

That's not bad, actually. No, it's not. All right. The main warehouse. Campbell's is like a dollar. Yeah.

You paid 40 extra dollars. Yeah, wait, did I get fucked on this deal? But it's time. Campbell's soup is not a dollar. You're thinking of a chunky. I'm talking just standard.

Campbell's. Yeah. And then like ramen, in New York ramen's like 50 cents, 30 cents. Yeah. But no, big T's right. This soup is tactical. Is it going to come like just with a ladle and you're just going to have to scoop the soup? I lost price I got is $1.98. You find something. Look at it. Are you talking chunky or you talking? Walmart. Well, we got a regular Campbell suit. Walmart is $1.98. It may have been a dollar. But think about this chicken noodle soup. Think about this. I got $1.72. This one has Ariel on. No, but think about inflation. Oh, yeah, of course. We forgot about that. Dude, let me, look, I'm paying my electric bill for the first winter ever. Dude, it's expensive. Dude, it went from 50 bucks in November to 100 bucks in December. It's 11 plus tax to $400 in January.

What? What temperature do you keep your apartment at? Dude, I don't even keep it that. That's hot at all. So you're paying for you and Mints? I think Mincey might be stealing my, like. electricity, but that's a different issue. Vince's got a grow-op going on in his...

I know, I know he's using... Perfectly legal state, yeah. I know he's using my Wi-Fi. I'm not bothered by that, but my electric bill is insane for like no reason. My electric bill isn't $400. Yeah, so I... And I have a roommate. I had an issue like that when I was in college, and the problem was we had a faulty heater.

That was working like non-stop. That was not heating up the apartment whatsoever, but it was using a shit ton of electricity. Like, remember, remember. remember when we were doing a macro dosing remote and I was literally like in three sweatshirts yeah like I don't keep it hot at all no right before Christmas yeah uh yeah I remember that so it's like it's crazy I don't understand I literally call my landlord you said this is your electric or your gas bill my gas my gas and electric went up immensely it was 50 bucks in November I think it was like 150 in December and I was like okay it was a cold December this is what's happening and now it's like

fucking $400 for my January bill yeah maybe you should call some I know. Or like call Kahnett. I mean, the literal price of gas did go up. But I don't even use a gas heater. Yes. No, it's Ukraine's fault. God, imagine if we were just at the polls.

And what policy did Joe implement that made the gas coal? It's a joke, Arian. Oh, I was curious. My bet. Yeah, Billy, I don't know if you're... I'm figuring out right now. It's thanks Obama, but for his protege. We did it, Joe.

I'm excited about the soup, guys. I'm not going to lie. What kind of? Is there a flavor? Yeah, there's multiple flavors. Oh, wait, so it's a variety pack? It's a me a can. Send me a can of soup with the new SPD merch.

Well, why don't you order your own soup? I'm ready for my survival in the apocalypse. Now I'm supposed to take care of you. Come to New York. You played in the league area. I think you can afford soup. You're out here flexing about buying chunky. I'm out here like a working man.

Come to New York and have some soup with us. I might come in the next month or so but I'm saying you've got seven podcasts you want you're the face of bar stool nobody nobody dislikes you send me a can of soup in a shirt though Is it a can or is it like powder I want one can I want one can and I want a green shirt

What if all right what if you open the bucket And it's just like loose soup That's what I'm saying we're going to have to scoop soup Even better What flavors did you get? That soup is going to be trashed That's still going to be so trashed. Honestly, why don't we all, like, pitch in, like, make a survival bunker somewhere?

Well, I started mine. And then we can broadcast. Now you want in on my survival bunker? I'm just saying, I mean, I think, I think, you know, we all have great tributes. We'd make a great survival bunker. And we'd hook it up with broadcasting so we could broadcast macrodosing after the apocalypse, you know? To all the survivors. Only the macrodosians are surviving.

Okay, so Mad Dog, to answer your question, it's home-style potato soup, cheesy soup, cheesy soup, cheesey broccoli soup, corn chowder, potato cheddar soup, chicken noodle flavored soup. That gives me pause. Why don't just say chicken noodle soup? Chicken flavored noodle soup and then Traveler's stew. You have, that's a hearty soup list. It is hardy.

They're hardy. It is hard. Which makes sense. They're not giving you broth. No, this is some legit soup. That's a chunky soup. Wait, 11.6 gallons of water are needed to prepare. pair all cans in this pack it's powder I bet you it's powder no

definitely water it's definitely powder it's MRE it's MRE type stuff it won't be that that's why the chick it's the chicken noodle flavor it's like chicken bouleon and then noodles it's it gonna be ass though I mean look yeah it's gonna taste amazing when we're starving you you like it gonna put fucking creatine in it this is the other problem that we need to talk about with doomsday prepping I take me out I'm all four the dooms like if it happens while I'm alive like any

zombie movie any apocalypse movie everyone who survives seems to have the worst time ever like absolutely ever and especially with zombies I know that's only a small portion of doomsday scenarios but if you become one

of the first zombies that's the best place to be because then you're not getting torn apart you're not getting like fully eaten you kind of become like a king zombie if you last a couple months that's when they tear you limb from limb they eat all your organs

they use your bones it's a bad take dog what do you mean you're advocating to be a zombie definitely bad take should like I'm not saying like tomorrow but if it's you're

consumed by your desire whereas at least if you have a couple of vices we're fighting over as a human but you're just like all you want to do is eat people brains crazy brains yeah do you think that we're going to reach a point where like in the metaverse there's an apocalypse and so people become hoarders like in case something happens where it destroys the entire thing he's like just think about it buying all the fTs well think about it

because like people in the metaverse and this this goes for people to get really into video games too like really into um things like second life but in the metaverse once we get we get where everybody is in there all the time. They're going to invest so much into like the characters and the add-ons and the bells and whistles and shit that they create that if they get destroyed in that metaverse, that's worse to them than living their life in real life. Wouldn't that just be like the internet's down? If, if Arianna's to tell you one more time to watch Ready Player One.

It's crazy. What? Basically, you basically just described like, I. huge part of that movie. Oh, there's like an apocalypse where everybody is so into, not necessarily an apocalypse, but like an like on an individual level, like losing everything you have in your internet

world and that causing you to like kill your, unalive yourself in real life. Yeah. No, that like seriously, I could see a point in the future where you get so into all the add-ons that you've got, all the stuff that you've collected in this second life scenario that you've made up for yourself.

Literally, ready player. I don't know when y'all going to like just stop disrespecting me but it's it covers 48% of our podcast I'm starting to think PFT has seen it and he's pretending he has fucking way he's

bucking with us no I have to watch was second life was second life the game people like they'd lose and they'd kill themselves no second I know that that was World of Warcraft second life was one where

people would get really into it and they die while playing it because Because they just wouldn't get up and eat and they just drink Mountain Dew nonstop. Well, I don't want to slander Mountain Dew. It has plenty of. I'm pretty sure. No, I don't think Second Life had that many addictive, like World of Warcraft, definitely people were dying, playing.

Sure. But like there was something at like closure of the turn of the century where it's had a name like Second Life. It might not have been Second Life. But I remember it like being on the news and being like, yeah, multiple people have lost at this game and then have just immediately ended. themselves well to be honest we talk about the metaverse but second

life's been around for a fuck long time like like when people are talking about Sims Sims right yeah I mean everyone's talking about Roblox being you know what's the best what's the best and that shit is

asked I had to play it with my son one time he's like get Roblox dad and we was playing it I was like yo this shit sucks this is a whole bunch of like Lego cats walking around building whack ass houses but anyway what's the best is it Oculus

them jumps yeah what's the best what's the best one I'm going to order one the new Oculus 2 that's made by Facebook that's Zuckerberg trying to lure you in I know I know there was one there was one point in the first time I ordered it

they were talking about putting a camera like court side to like basketball games and I ordered it and they denied my order for some reason and so i was like fuck y'all so i had an order since then it was like really early it was like really early it was like i guess they had an infrastructure or whatever and so uh so but they do do they have oculus glasses for basketball games then yeah i'm in there hold on it's it's oculus though right i'm phenomenal right me i believe it's oculus

they're actually using them the office right now you know once we finish that's the only reason i've considered getting it is the NBA basketball you front you front row that's the one thing I'm probably boozy about two things in my life. It's basketball tickets and traveling. Like, I do that shit. And wine. No, no, no. Like, I got some me on me.

That's like $20. You know what I'm saying? I got some regular bottles of wine. But like, I cannot. I got to sit, of course, I just had as this is a spat. I'm only bougie about two things. Oh, we still go to that Oklahoma City Thunder game? Yeah, we never.

I'm with it. What's happening? We got to make a trip as a podcast to Oklahoma City to get these $400 course on tickets. Oh, I can make that happen. Let's do it. She can. I really can.

Yeah, she definitely can. I'm interested. Matt, no, let Matt Dogg handle the logistics on that one. That's dead ass. She's got a hookup. Let's do it. Set it up the next month or so, and we all make that trip.

It'll be a fun. We'll do the podcast. To OKC? Yeah. What if we did it after the Tennessee Spring game? Yeah, I thought that was the point. Oh, we're doing that too. We're doing that too, right?

Yeah, we got to, well, they just have to tell, Tennessee has to tell us when it is. All right, so I'm just throwing this out there. Uh-oh. Monday, March 21st, the Celtics are in Oklahoma City. Just throwing that out there. You guys are the hottest team. Tickets as low as $5. That's not me editorializing.

That's literally on the schedule. That's St. Patrick's Day weekend. What the course of the, Billy can't do it because he's going to do. Wait, wait, Billy can't, I want to back up and touch what Billy just said. He can't go to the game on the 21st because four days prior he will be drunk. No, no, no, but that whole weekend is St. Patrick's Day weekend. What does that mean, though? What do you have planned?

It's celebratory. It's, yeah. So let's celebrate. We're going to see the Celtics. No, but Grant Williams from courtside. I, I, I, great fucking point. But like, you're not supposed to make plans. No, I, sorry.

What? On the mix, what to do for St. Patrick's stuff? Yeah. Why not? Why are you supposed to make plans for St. It's like Hanukkah for Billy, where it lasts a week. Are you British? You don't get to talk about St. Patrick's.

Aren't you, though? Who thinks I'm British? You look British. Yeah. I feel like you are. I will pull up my, I will pull up my Ancestry.com right now. You're from Europe. That's true.

Yeah. Anyway, what I'm saying is like, y'all ain't trying to do this whatever no i i think billy's the only one not trying to do it no i really fuck this holiday that what you're going to do is you get faded with green beer bro yeah i'm pretty sure they celebrate st patrick state in oklahoma city too i i made plans to go to boston with my buddy you said don't make plans that's it great no i made plans for the weekend i'm not letting you slide with that at first you said don't make plans on st patrick's day I said don't make plans after St. Patrick's Day.

No. You said you made plans. It's big capping. You big caping. What you're doing is lying to us and saying you don't want to hang out with us on St. Patrick's Day because you made plans. I made plans. I made plans.

Look. Wait, so, Billy, that's the first round of the NCAA tournament. Right? So I think on that, on that Sunday, I'm going to be in Chicago. So I could just fly. Fly back Monday night. Courtside, Oklahoma City. Wait, fly back to Oklahoma.

So fly to Oklahoma. Yeah. Hey. Courtside. Macrodosing night. Do you think we could talk to someone to make it macrodosing? Saltix thunder.

Of course. Like, bro, you got PFT, the most famous in the game podcast. Shut the fuck up. You are, bro. It is what it is. Hey, list podcaster. You could throw my name a little bit around.

I'd be like, yo, we're fin to come to Corside. They go make it a thing And you could blog it, Billy You could bring your camera And your appetite Because you fuck that last Steak Challenge out

Oh, that was gross Billy Wait, how far from Amarillo is Actually, we could go back Now that there's a steak challenge Involve Billy, it's like, well Yeah, I bet you I beat him I bet you I beat you Basically I went into that steak challenge

Let's just say You know A lot of people Have finished the steak challenge Not a lot of people Puked at all up on camera. Dude, I was watching that while I was eating.

It was disgusting. It's a four-hour drive. Four-hour. I don't know if we'll have enough time to do that because we'd probably have to fly into Oklahoma City, right? Emerillo probably doesn't have a very big airport. Yeah, no, I think Oklahoma City is like the only airport in like a 200-mile-up radius. Yeah, so maybe we'll have to save the steak challenge or we can just go buy our own.

There has to be a steak challenge in Oklahoma City. Good point. Also, is there like, is there a cuisine in Oklahoma City that's like exclusive to Oklahoma? Applebee's boredom I can ask I can ask my people wait wait Oklahoma has in Ardmore Oklahoma how far away is Ardmore from Oklahoma City can you bring that up because it might be further than Amarillo it might be an hour and 51 minutes okay they have an 80 ounce steak challenge at cattle rustlers steakhouse I formally challenge you Billy was popping okay I'd be that'd be

pretty hype that'd be pretty hype and that's on monday the monday yeah 21st is monday so we could record in oklahoma city i'll be expanding my stomach all weekend in preparation this is exactly what happened last time you're gonna get drunk the night before and you're gonna fail it i'm gonna do that i'm gonna do the i'm gonna do the opposite i'm not going to eat i kind of hope that billy just continues to fail food challenges though it's a very funny recurring bit that we've got he's over too you're really bad i'm not a professional like I'm not a professional eater you keep going up against these

massive food which are these crazy food challenges the only thing that pisses me on just start with like an easy food challenge get a win under you but like like a small town one the only thing that pisses me off is that everyone's like oh you didn't even eat any of the steak I fucking put down 60 ounces of that steak you didn't yes I did we waited

after it was a 72 ounce steak and there was 12 left really how many did you throw up though six I threw up a good amount I don't know you didn't put it down right but like I still got to 60 ounces you know anyway you borrowed those 60 ounces you didn't yeah you gave it right back but I didn't eat after I puked there was 60 ounces of steak and probably four pints of beer in my stomach at one time the beer was such a bad idea

yeah literally the carbonation filled up so much my stuff yeah who was it yeah who was like beer is so filling it was uh it was I was you know it was it was basically a gamble was like I'm either going to look so much cooler than everyone else who did it hard-o style and just drank water, or it's all going to come up and make an awesome video. You know, a lot of people say, no, Billy couldn't orchestrate this type of thing.

Like, no, I put some thought into this. There was two results. Shout out to you, Billy, man. You'd be thinking about that shit. Yeah. You know, content creators, there's more than you think getting put into it. Okay, we'll figure this out.

We'll absolutely figure this out. y'all cabby man i'm down but y'all cap'n why are we cap it i told you i have a hookup we'll see of all the teams and the like 29 other teams i would agree with you this is the one team where we could pull it off i'm down i mean i would much rather see the lekers but shit seltics just you know what is it d brown see who's on the thunder josh giddy he's good uh the the jillges alexander The Dort fella. What's his net? Lou Dord.

Lugan's Dort. Look, if we go to this, I'm not going to see the Celtics or Oklahoma. I'm coming to hang out with you. Oh. I'm going to see the Celtics, you guys. Me too, but just Grant Williams. I honestly don't even need a ticket to the game. That's the whole point.

You're just not going to go? You're not going? No, I'll come. He'll just be eating while we're at the game. All right. We'll figure something out. If we can't, because I'm looking up the details about this challenge. It's tough to find.

actual info about cattle rustler's steakhouse? If it's 80, no sides? Well, there's also another challenge that looks very interesting that I think, because you've already failed the steak challenge. So I don't know if we can try to do another one of those. There's another one that is kind of a steak challenge, but a little bit different. It's the chicken fry steak challenge. It's 66 ounces of chicken fried steak.

Chicken fried steak looks really good. Chicken fried steak is just chicken though. No, no, chicken fried steak is. steak fried like fried chicken it's like it's in Tulsa Oklahoma how far is that uh that's probably gonna be about the same distance I would guess from Oklahoma City um here looks like two hours we ran a we ran a car yeah same exact distance I'm down that's that's right and Tulsa probably has an airport too right I'm not flying in multiple Oklahoma airports Yeah, this is a one shot for me.

I got a man's going to drive, though. Can you drive? How far would it be for you to drive from where you live in Texas to Oklahoma City here in? Like, I have no concept of that area. It's that area of the country. It's like so sprawled out. I mean, think about the distance between Oklahoma, like Amarillo in Oklahoma City

is farther than, I may be wrong, than like, D.C. to DC to Boston I would say DC to New York I just said it was four hours six hours 45 minutes from Houston Oklahoma City Yeah Boston to DC's eight

That's actually much shorter than I thought No no but distance wise It's eight because of traffic Not driving I'm not driving I didn't know All right Bill you know anything else about

Doomsday Preppers for us Um There's some uh celebrities that are doomsday preppers. Apparently Zoe Day Chanel really is a secret

doomsday prepper. I bet her she's got that real estate boyfriend or the builder boyfriend. She's got an earthquake kit which I kind of understand it's kind of similar to a go bag but an earthquake kick

is as far as I'm concerned just like clean water and a helmet. Don't you think more people in California should have that though? Yeah probably. That doesn't feel like doomsday. The thing is it's not that big of an investment building a doomsday like if you are a multi-millionaire let's say you have like a hundred

million dollars like throw in four million at a set up doomsday bunker is not that crazy what would it take for you billy to invest in that like what event that happens in the world where you're like i need to get my shit no i i do that once i made enough money you know like some people buy like porches lamburgine you're buying a bunker and also using his like a getaway just like hang out with the buddies you know so it's like a dent yeah it's like a man man man bunker boy bunker boy yeah it's a perfect description of it um anybody else billy anything else we want to discuss on doomsday preppers um yeah i mean it's it's basically do the doomsday prepper lifestyle there's a huge market for and it's just a lot of people making money off of scared people

yeah yeah i mean that's a lot of that's a lot of things though i was thought when i was a salesperson that scare people well not not to scare people but people generally only make major buying purchases when they're in pain and i'm not meaning like actual like don't like grab their hand and and like break their wrist until they buy something but if there's something that's actively adversely affecting their life they'll make here's an example when it was the last time you went to the dentist? Got me. Yeah, probably a long time, right?

I need to go to the dentist. Yeah, but there's no like reason for you to schedule an appointment with the dentist because your teeth feel fine. You don't have a toothache or anything like that. But if you had a toothache or you had a bad cavity, you'd make an appointment that afternoon. So whether you're selling software or you're selling anything, a car, it's usually people that actively need something very badly, that are the most. motivated buyers. We were taught, like, there was some acronym that they taught us. I think it was

called Fudwaka. If they're frustrated, upset, disappointed, worried, afraid, concerned, and another A word. Those are the words that you listen for that make people want to buy something. I got another acronym, sales acronym, ABC. Always be closing. Always be closing. Yeah, that's, that one's true too. Yeah. I'm just always, I'm A-A-B-C. I always, always be closing. That's what they said about me. So I guess that does it for the doomsday preppers. Oh, also. Adam Morrison, not a doomsday prepper, for the record. Denver Airport, you know, under that mountain, we talked about it is basically the government's doomsday bunker. Yep. Yep. Big T. If we were to give you $500 to build a doomsday preparedness kit where are you spending that money on um what were my favorite

things on my patriot supply i feel like you got to have some sort of fire starter something like that right that feels yeah like because you're not you're not always going to be able to be in a bunker like you might find yourself a glock is five hundred dollars so we have to expand it's not a bad call yeah that's you need more than a glock i can't drink a used block yeah some sort of water filtration deal what else did they have on there I mean you got to go the soup is an incredible value

soup's a great value I would I would personally bring a television pool table but with a lot of cues and replacement balls yep tons of chalk yeah pool table is a good call

pool table cards playing cards are always great I tell you they're $500 ain't getting you very far on this website $60 for the tactical fire starting kit that's a rip off Do they sell condoms? Yeah, actually, that's, that's huge.

That's sneaky huge because you don't want to have a baby. Disaster prepared. But you're repopulated. It's doomsday. Don't you want to have children? No, not only when the light comes back. Yeah, not at first. Because then you're going to have to like, you don't know, you don't know what that's going to happen.

So you've got to be prepared for the repopinary. You might be the modern day Adam and Eve. Yeah. Yeah, you don't want to, I don't know. You don't want to have a baby too soon, though. I don't know if I'd be able to deliver a baby. the pull-out game got to be stronger than

but stuff only as I'm going to say ass and mouth only for the kids strictly oral until we know it's a safe environment for the future

for the future of humanity just 69ing only geez all right do we want to do any voicemails or anything like that do we have voice smells

let's give the people a little extra yeah we haven't we haven't done voicemails in a while. Yeah, it's two voicemails. You know what else I would bring? I would bring one of those TVs that has the VCR right in the TV.

Ricky can kick out my bunker. That shit trash. But you're not going to be able to pick. No one's going to be broadcasting. You're not going to be able to, you're just going to get static if you try to tune in. Why not DVDs? Why are we going to VCRs? DVDs scratch. No, CNN. You know what they're playing when the world ends? Yeah. We've talked about that. Oh, yeah. They're playing God Save the Queen, right? No, no. Dear my God to thee.

Oh, is that the same song? No. I think he might have the same tune. It doesn't. Dun, da, no. Completely different song.

But no, I bring the football followers. What's Fox playing? I know they've got something queued up. Like the really somber version of the injury music. Kid rock, yeah.

I think Kid Rock. Oh, this is the video that CNN will play at the end of the world. Back in our lives and regretting things we didn't buy. Got to play the ad first. Fucking. hate when they do those videos where it's just it's literally it's the song you can look up the song near my god today i think it's like the u.s army band or something from like the 80s ass it looks creepy it looks so like definitely god damn all right let's do what was that production meeting

like like who said that they needed to get that on the doctor i think it was literally ted turner he was like i want to have something ready to go if and when oh the world comes to its conclusion Ted Turner's definitely got a fucking doomsday bunker. Yeah, well, he owns half of Montana. Yeah. Yeah, he's got the biggest. I guarantee you he does. Well, the only issue is like his doomsday bunker is built on a super volcano.

That's tough. That's, yeah, tough break for it. Ted Turner, here's how the meeting went, Coley. It goes, Ted Turner walks in. He's like, hand me my satchel of cocaine. And then he does a bunch of it. And then he says, all right, this is what we're going to play with the world in school. And everyone's like, sir, yes, sir.

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Napjitsu.com slash macro. That's NAPJTSU.com. dot com slash macro Hey, what's up guys? This is Sean. I'm from D.C. And today, I would like to hear you guys discuss if you could take away

the ability of flight from one animal and give it to another animal that doesn't have the ability of flight. Which animals would you pick and why? That's a great question. I do like my question a lot That is a fire. What was his name?

Sean. Sean. I mean, fucking shout out to Sean. That was fire. Take it away for mosquitoes 100%. Dude, mosquitoes would be so fucked if they didn't have those wings. And then who are you giving it to? And who are you giving it is there?

That, well, I mean, who deserves it? Well, you could say humans. Anguins deserve it. They do. Oh, this shit kind of warned my heart a little bit. Yeah. Like correct. Even when they walk, they laugh.

They're like, come on, man. They got wings, but no fucking reason. They swim with them. They correct a long, a longstanding injustice that penguins have dealt with in silence since time began. What if it turns out that penguins become real assholes, though, if they can fly everywhere? Like, maybe the lack of flight is what keeps them, for lack of a better term, grounded. And that's why they're so. Like, goofy and polite and cute?

What if they just, like, it goes to their head. All that flight goes to their head immediately. Aren't they like actually dicks? No, penguins are nice. Can they be worse in mosquitoes? Like, mosquitoes will suck your blood. Yeah, they kill millions of people, don't they? Millions of people.

Yeah, they carry malaria. They carry all kind of diseases. I thought penguins were like low-key assholes. Oh, you know what? Actually, give them to Kiwis. Where did you hear that penguins were assholes? I think I just remember on a, On some sort of nature thing

I think they like kill each other's young Oh they're perverts That's what it looks like Yeah I mean We're not humans kind of suck I mean Big try I would I think Coley's right

I think penguins they've They've earned it They've put in they paid their deuce I think I think Kiwis Kiwis the New Zealand bird Flightless just keep getting killed by Cats and rats They need flight to survive

And they're cute as fucked Or give it to the duck bill platypus and just make the most fucked up animal even more fucked up. I'm taking, I'm taking away flight from pigeons because why? I don't really get pigeons. And I'm giving it to lions. That would be fucking wild.

Horrifying. For some, for some reason when you said like, let's give it to platypus, for some reason I was like, I don't know why I was like, that platypus is, become a terrorist if it can fly

I don't know why my brain did that I don't know why your brain does most things ring to make doomsday websites like like like penguins he's gonna be a fucking political turn into dicks

penguins are turning to dicks if they could fly but then platypuses I don't know what the fuck they do fly Aryan's choice is just straight up like let's cause chaos yeah anarchy yeah let's get it in I think we lose our top billing atop the food chain of lions can fly

Nothing is stopping a flying lion. Absolutely nothing. So, like, there are no giant predatory birds out there. Like, they're, even the ones that are really good at killing, you know, the biggest eagles, they can't pick up anything above, what, like a small cow or like a small sheep or something like that. And they don't hunt humans. If you had a lion with wings, game over. Like, lions control the entire world. What kind of wingspan we're talking on a lion?

We're talking big. It has to support its like 1,000-pound body or 600-pound body. It's like a more horrifying teradactyl is what I'm picturing. By the way, what type of wings are you giving feathered wings, bat wings? Because remember, it's a mammal, so it's going to have bat wings. I think either way, you're fucking. Yeah. I mean, evolutionarily, I'm unsure where it would fall, but get any of the wings.

Fat wings. All right. Let's get any good back wings. I might take flying away from bats now that you're talking about. no but bats eat the mosquitoes you ain't lying like fuck bats what it is it get them out of here I used to live in a barn with a whole

bat colony and ever since I moved out of that barn there's a six month window where I could have had been bitten while I was sleeping and die of rabies somewhere along the line I've cleared that six months so just that was a fear of mine

I think that if you took away flight for mosquitoes you'd actually end up fucking bats too, because the bats would lose all their meals. But there's other, there's other books. I feel like if mosquitoes couldn't fly, the bats would just eat them on the ground. Maybe. I do like the idea of a line

with wings. I think it's a terrible idea, but I mean, a griffin, that's the basis of a griff. Yeah. It feels like a Narnia book. Flying lion sounds like a great minor league baseball team. Yeah. Or like a Jack. KBO team. Yeah, or like a shitty 80s metal band.

Yeah. I like the college bar. I like the penguins, though. Penguins is my favorite choice. I would love to see penguins just how they would. They deserve it. That's right. I am taking flight away from the kinds of cockroaches that can fly because I fuck them.

And I'm giving it to pigs because there's a lot of promises that are going to need to be paid up. I thought about that. Once that happens, a lot of cool shit's going to happen when we get pigs the ability to fly. The world's going to get a lot better. That might be your best. fucking sentence that's a great thing that shit was fire thank you I'm with that next voice now anybody sure what's going on that crew this is Clay from Germany wait can you pause it real quick he said from Germany yeah just pause it real quick and we'll get to

this question I just looked up when pigs fly promises to see what was going to happen once big T's scenario plays out the very first one soldier boy promises lyrics on another level yes when pigs fly so yeah it's on that alone is worth it just leveling up soldier boy that might be cool on that but all right ready yeah yeah yeah what's going on that crew this is clay from germany and my question is if you were locked in prison for five years what current or former world leader would you like to stay there with also I have to say Big T doesn't get the credit he deserves that is the funniest motherfucker on this show

stay handsome and gorgeous I paid him to say that that's very nice Big T's just gotten all the compliments in the last two minutes on this podcast I feel like Barack Obama's the easy answer bong bonged yeah we're bonking girls nowadays

I was going to say obviously the president of Finland or uh what new zealand yeah maybe the lady from new zealand oh no wait you and brock could shoot hoops barrock would just he just roast yo he ass like let's stop let's stop with that shit he's fucking ass at basketball he's just better than the rest of the cats who are ass he's better than the rest of the world leaders my assistant correct coach in high school maybe not own dunked on a obama If Putin's so good at Jiu-Jitsu Maybe that motherfucker Nice at ball, huh Billy?

No, no, he plays hockey. You see, yeah, you've seen him play hockey? It's a monster. Yeah. 19 goals a game. It's actually hilarious. You should look it up. The other players are just like

they get along the boards and they just move out of his way and let him go score on a goalie that's very clearly letting him score. It's pretty funny. No, it's interesting that you guys are, you know, you're talking about Obama and politicians

that you would want. want to be locked in prison you're saying you want to lock president obama in jail i personally would choose adolf hitler throw him in jail and then i would kill him in prison yeah after a meal where i get to your grandpa i'd pick his brain for a little bit and then i'd i'd epstein him just choke him out so i guess i just hate hitler what's that what's that movie with um jemmy fox and buddy from 300 Oh Oh, I know we're talking about

Oh, yeah What is that movie? Is it an innocent man? Is that it? No, it's close, though It's something like that Um I forget his name

He's a Scottish dude Refuse to look it up Yeah, he go in the Gerard Butler Yeah, he goes Law-buying citizen There you go, yeah And so he's going to prison on purpose, orders the T-Bone steak because he got some shit that they need, grabs the T-bone steak, spoil alert, finishes that jump and stabs his buddy in the neck with it.

That's what you're going to do with Hitler. Yeah, exact. That's precisely after picking his brain. Yeah. Getting all the intel from him. I like it. I know. Anybody else?

I feel like Bill Clinton would keep the mood light, but he gets a little handsy. not someone you'd really want to share a cell with put a wig on con Connor um it's a fellow guy dude get cigar right here you know

I'm going this is this controvert I'm going with Trump dog that's not a bad choice he's funny as shit dog

dog like has I don't agree with he's a good time he's a good time I'm glad you said it first dude funny as hell bro like Trump is objectively funny like he gonna say what he feels

we might get into it a little bit but he gonna be funny can you imagine trump's takes on like the prison food he'd be it'd be awesome trash be hilarious or like his decorations of his of his cell get it out of you I live in by far the most beautiful jail cell in the history of the world you could take all the other jail cells that I've ever existed combine them into one

and it wouldn't be half as good as my jail cell it'd be great he would convince you that you were living in a wonderful jail cell too, just by how effective of a salesman he is. He would run that shit so well. And also, I bet you the vast majority of prison guards are probably big Trump people, so they would

probably hook it up in your cell, yeah. Huh. One more for the people, because we've been gone so long. Okay, one more. Hey, it's Solomon, calling in from Honolulu, Hawaii. I got a question for the whole crew. just on everybody's dunking abilities

pretty confident Aryan can dunk but I need to know the answers on everybody else also active military so I'm fine with Billy appropriate in the culture thank you

great listen thanks all right did he just thank you for your service Billy none y'all can dump was the question I think it was like

he can dunk and he just wanted to brag about it He wanted to know who can dunk. He was asking me who can dunk here. There was a period of time in my life, junior in high school. I was 180 pounds, skinny as fuck, and I could dunk. Yeah. How tall are you, Billy? About 6.3.

So you're 6.2? That's what that means. I'm 6.3. I'm 1006. You just said, I'm about 6.3. I'm about 6.1 without shoes. There's no chance that you're 6.4 and you say I'm about 6.3. Well, I mean, I was going to be.

I knew. you were going to call me on it so I was like I'm about 60 oh yeah preemptively you do that shut that she 6 2 I believe that Billy could dunk at one point not anymore though I would actually I would look down on Billy if he couldn't dunk it would but like it was

barely dunking it was like I could dunk on the gap I Big T have you ever come close to dunking so I in college could jump up and then let go of the ball and grab the rim for like a 10th of a second but not done correct

Coley can you dunk right now with my knees fuck no but have I done yeah okay arian I went from 280 to 204 I was flying 204 okay

how did you cut that much weight 6 660 uh Molly and wait and wait and wait when was this between it was my sophomore year of college so I was 19 for like I just took off a 80 pound weight vest that I had been carrying around for six years and I was I was very athletic at that point in my life and what are you six five yeah yeah yeah I could yeah for sure Coley could don't I believe that mad dog um no I mean I had like a seven foot hoop and

my front yard growing up. I could dunk on that at one point, probably. But yeah, no, not a regulation. There's a direct correlation to when I started drinking beers to my ability, my vertical, that's an inverteally proportional. I have touched the rim before. I've grabbed the rim. I've held on to the rim at one point.

Sounds section. One point, I jumped. I grabbed on two hands. I've told you this before. We've seen the video. Well, no, no, there was another video. where I grabbed on, it's not a video, just a time. Never, never a regulation,

never a regulation room, by the way. This one was a regulation rim, for sure. When we go courtside, yeah, we go court side. We can make this happen. Grab the rim. What if I, yeah, maybe we could set some up with the thunder. Like, if PFT can touch the rim, then everybody in attendance gets free chicken nuggets.

Yeah. That's a lot of people. Or like a free soft taco. Maybe not in Oklahoma game. Maybe not an Oklahoma game. Yeah, that's, I'll just say that because I don't think I'm going to be able to touch it. I will buy chicken nuggets for everybody in attendance. at the Oklahoma City Thunder game

if I can touch the rim, if they let me try. If they let you touch or let you dunk? If they let me try to, I'm not dunking anything. I can't dunk anything. I've made it my mission that I'm going to be able to dunk something by the end of the year. Arien, how much did you,

was your max squat? I never maxed. I never believed in it. When I was in college, they tried to convince me that it was a thing. I was like, what is the point of this to max? I just never understood the point, and so I never did it. I was like, I ain't going to bust my shit.

Like, this shit is stupid. I just never max. What's your max squat, Billy? 475. That's pretty good, I guess, for somebody your size. I would be way stronger if I were your size. I'd be able to do like probably 7,800. I hate when people say that.

It's the best excuse ever. People always say that to like, oh, if I were your height, I would, like in high school, but off I were your height, like a windmill. It's like, do you have my weight, too? like do you have my terrible ankles like do you get everything or just my height because yeah if i had your metabolism i'm sure i'd be much better of an athlete too i had a homeless guy the other day tell me he'd be in the natholicity why you how much time are you spending well he he cornered me in the subway and and handed me one of the newspapers that they give out and i happened to have two

dollars which i don't usually so i gave it to him and then he he took that as grounds to let's have a conversation about your weight well just he was like he's like man if I was your size I'd be in the league and I was like I'm sure it's not that easy real real quick match for you PFT it the Oklahoma

city play in an arena that has a mass capacity of 18,200 people and the average chicken nugget size a price there is 699 so I rounded it to 7 and if you don't Hang on. If you don't, it's going to, you're going to order him $127,421.

You make a lot of assumptions. That's not. That's not. That price is not right. Because number one, the price is right. Number two, you're also presupposing that that's what Google told me about chicken nuggets at the arena. Oh, yeah.

No, I'm not talking about. I'm not talking about, no, no, we're talking McDonald's four piece. McDonald's four piece nuggets. And also, if you think that 18,000 people are going to be 2400 people. I was just saying max dog I was saying at the max you're going to have to pay about 130 grand fam

I was saying I'm not saying everybody going to show up to watch you though I'm going to say it with my chest right now because you breaking that math down made me more confident if I can get RIM at the Oklahoma City Thunder game if they allow me to go on to the court

at the back roadosing show where we're all sitting court side and I get RIM I will buy a four piece chicken nugget for everybody in attendance Hey, guess how much chicken nuggets are on Patriot Supply? How much? Good question, Billy.

You can get, uh, you can get, uh, get 800 nuggets for $320. Boom. And I'll just, I'll just leave them in the middle of Oklahoma City and be like, come get your nuggets. You say, you say four piece nugget, which is $199. Let's round it to $2. And there's going to be 2,500 people there.

So five grand. Is that really? But that's the Celtics are not. That's going to be $3,000 at least. Okay. I'm just doing $1,800, $18,203. So $37,000. $203 times two is, yeah, 36, 36 racks.

That's way better than $120,000. I was going, but I thought he was getting Oklahoma chicken nuggets. He was getting four-piece McDonald's chicken nuggets. Okay, this is my phone. Yeah, just send me your ticket, and then I'll have Billy send you a coupon for the four-piece nuggets. I think, I think that's fair. I'm probably not going to be able to do it. But yes, at some point, it's the easiest thing to throw in the history of, of anything.

You just don't have to jump that eye. That's true. Right. I just thought that's it. I mean, if I had any confidence at all of myself, it would be the other way around where, like, if I don't get rim. Right. It'll be fun if they did a free throw contest, but like between all of us, like a half time or something. Oh, knockout.

I think let's play a knockout. Oh, got me fuck. You got me fucked. Knockout would be hilarious. We're just talking free throws. I don't have to cover you. You ain't got no, you have no shot in juxtaposition with mine.

It's not the thing. I think knockout would be pretty fucking fun with us. Knockout, for sure. I wouldn't say I would automatically win because things can go awry. If we're just shooting, yeah. Someone,

someone hits the other's ball away. That's what I mean. This is not good. That should be fine. What? Aaron tackling people. I'm not doing. I'm not, dog.

Their average attendance is way higher than I thought that it would be. Yeah, but that's fake news, though. It's tickets sold, and even then they fudge the numbers. But didn't you just say if you could touch? It is true. Is it if you could or if you couldn't? Matt, you've got to get on his course side, Jones, bro. If I could touch, then I'll let us know what the price is.

But you can purposely not touch. Yeah, but I'm way to. I'm way too prideful for that. Why didn't you say if you couldn't touch? Because I, because I don't believe that I can touch. right now. Oh. So what the I just hope I didn't. Maddie. Maddie Maddie, you got to get on these tickets. I'm down for this.

As soon as the show is over, I'm on it. Yeah, I may have. I have chick folly here. I may have overextended myself on that one. I was just going to ask how's your blood sugar. All right. Well, that does it for today's macrodosing. Thank you to the callers. Buy our shirts. Buy our shirts. The St. Patrick's Day shirts are available right down the barcel store. Go check them out. And we will see you guys on regularly scheduled programming next week. So there will be a show that comes out on Tuesday and a show that comes out.

My guy, my guy, Nick Adams just fired off one more fire tweet. Oh, we got to get that before we go. Kyle Rittenhouse is suing LeBron James. This is going to be a game changer. What he said, dog. Fur, fur, fur, fur. You know what? I want alerts when this nigga tweets.

I want, I want alerts, bro. You'll be shutting those off by 8 p.m. tonight. Yeah, he'd be getting them off, dog. I'm already regretting saying that he's my favorite person on Twitter. Yeah, honestly, I need to tell him to stick to sports. That's all. I don't want any of the politics. Nick Adams needs to stick to sports.

He's an elite sports commentator. If he tweets about sports enough, he might start, like, the Pete Marevich take was much closer to being right than the other ones were. So maybe he'll eventually get to a point where he's like, correct. stockton wade's a fair debate i think that's pretty fair yeah but the other two man i'm not gonna give you that man i'm not gonna give you that because is is stockton a top five point guard of all time yes yes yes he's the all time he's all time assist unequivocally on equitably magic johnson magic johnson okay um are we're not is it we're not saying thomas sure we're not counting step as a point guard right that's a point

What? He's literally a point guard. Okay, fine. Steph. Uh-huh. And then I would have John Stockton. Gary Payton? John Stockton's better than Gary Payton. Gary Payton, Alan Iverson,

LeBron James. Oh, okay. See, now we're just talking nonsense. Run every offense he's in her. You can't give me Kyrie. Give me Kyrie over John Stockton. Okay, no. See, yeah, no.

No. No. What do you mean? No. We're talking nonsense. Now, that's the end of the show. We'll see everybody next Tuesday. How's that nonsense?

Are we debating career? Are we debating ability? Wait, what the- Both? Because ability is got to be Gary. What did John Stockton win? Fucking nothing. What do you mean?

What is Kyrie won? A championship. Oh, I guess he was. He was with the Caval. What are we talking about? An important shot, yeah. Okay, sure, sure. I forgot he went back to the care.

He was on the caps. John Stockton, it was a great pass. Amazing pass. Couldn't handle a pill like Kyle Reed, period. And that's what a point guard posted do. Tony Parker, give me Tony Parker. All right. I'll see y'all later.

Give me Tony Parker. Give me Tony Parker's a worst person than John Stockton, too. We ain't talking about that. We ain't talking about that. It's good to be back, guys. It's good to miss this. Chris Paul was an obvious one. Chris Paul.

Chris Paul, give me Chris Ball too. Go get your nuggets. I'm 41% Irish. Or your chick filet. All right. We'll see you guys. the receipts. Love you guys.