Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - Famous Drunkards

Episode Date: June 2, 2021

On today's episode of Macrodosing, we're talking about the most drunk famous people in history. You'll hear a deep discussion on everyone from Andre The Giant to Mickey Mantle and their bafflingly drunk stories while rewriting the history of sports. Also, high school football coach stories are back and better than ever. You don't want to miss it. 20:00 Coach Talk 30:00 Pissing on self 34:00 Start Of Drunkard Talk 47:00 How To Get Out Of A DUI? 49:30 Arian Story For The Ages 56:00 MJ vs. LeBron 1:05:00 Mickey Mantle 1:21:00 Bro-Mosas? 1:30:00 Andre The GiantYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

Hey, macro dosing listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Welcome back. It's another episode of macro dosing. I'm very excited for this week's episode. I'm mostly excited because everybody's here. I can see all your faces, and I like having a full crowd. Got some good vibes going over the last couple weeks. And we're also going about some fun stuff today. Just alcoholics, just drunks, really. Just the history of drunks. Famous people who you may or may not realize were just absolutely hammered off their ass for their entire lives. So that's going to be fun to get into.

We do have Coley here. We've got Billy here. We've got Arian here. We've got Big T in the studio. We got Avery behind the microphone handling the recording stuff. And yeah, it's going to be a good time. We're going to have like a Mount Lushmore. What do you think about that title?

We're all coming up with two guys, our girls, that we think are some of the most important drunks in history. So, yeah, they'll certainly, like, embrace debate on that point. I'm sure you guys at home will have some suggestions for who we should put on there as well. But before we do, we've got a little bit of stuff to clean up from last week. So we got into the nature of football coaches and hydration techniques on last week's episode and just like how most high school football coaches don't know shit when it comes to really anything. But they think that they all have the right thoughts when it comes. to how much you should be drinking whether or not it's good to stay hydrated or whether that

makes you just a wuss if you need water if you need to stay hydrated which by the way does you guys see there's a story that came out earlier today about amazon warehouses and um amazon is trying to like teach their their employees or trying to like have a almost like a sports atmosphere in their warehouse because they've got so many injuries so they're calling them like professional athletes if you work in an Amazon warehouse. And they're putting up like the University of Texas. Who was it? Was that Tom Herman who had the dehydration charts? Yeah, the piss chart. The piss charts in the bathroom that show like how much water you need to be drinking and whether or not you made you. Yes. Also, I did put that up in the Barstville

Sports Office. That's a fact. But yeah, they're putting that up in the Amazon warehouses to make sure that their employees stay hydrated and telling them that they're athletes. I thought that's a great spin zone by Jeff Bezos. You know what they do? Amazon they do in the warehouses I saw. So they put a beeper and if you're off task for more than five minutes, like don't scan an item. Like you could get fired.

Like it's literally the craziest thing ever. Yeah. Well, it's a sports team, Billy. You have to all be dedicated to the same. Listen, there's no difference between aering going out there and putting on the patch for the Houston Texans and you making sure that you can deliver like a dehumidifier. six hours faster than Target.com can. Yeah.

So I'm going to look into that a little bit more. I just saw that article came out just like a few minutes ago, but that's funny. You know, they're big on TikTok right now. They're trying to like, I don't know if this is a directive from Amazon or if it's just a few workers, but like people are trying to make working in an Amazon warehouse seem cool.

Like there was a TikTok that went viral this guy. He's just scanning shit and he's like, I made $15 an hour or whatever it was doing this. And then there were people who, like hated it and then other guys who were like trying to hype up working in an amazon warehouse i don't know if they were like paying people to do that but that's big on ticot right now i'm sure they are so amazon is calling their warehouse workers industrial athletes that's the new term for them god damn that's such that's that's such that's spins on that's yeah it is crazy industrial athletes industrial athletes if

you work in a warehouse there and they're they're giving them uh and not wrong yeah i mean really there's not There's really no difference except for the fact that if you're a professional athlete, you're getting paid orders of magnitude more than somebody working in a warehouse. But yeah, they're putting them through the ringer. So I had this debate with people like, are e-sports players, is that a sport? And everybody's like, no, it's no sport. And I'm like, you got to define what a sport is, right? And everybody who plays a sport is an athlete.

And so once you get into the definitions of what a sport is, it fits the criteria. The criteria that people don't want to give It's just like it doesn't feel like a sport Because you ain't grow playing with it on a playground But like it's criteria, bro Mm-hmm They're they're also telling their different warehouses That they have like team nicknames now

And so like the Tulsa warehouse It's called the Tulsa Tigers God damn it Pete can we get these windows fixed in here? I think that's Amazon trying to suppress us I think it is sure makes sense It makes a drone just hovering outside Are you sure you want to put this podcast out? It's not going to get stored to the cloud for some weird reason.

That'll be interesting. So yeah, shout out to Amazon football guys. The pamphlet is so funny. The Tulsa Tigers established 2020. It's just a fucking warehouse. And they're like, we are a sports team now. Let's go. If we gave ourselves a mascot and we wore jerseys, I would definitely work harder.

Yeah, I mean, we should probably do that. Oh, that's so bad, though. like the psychology of like fucking workers into giving them more incentive to drive home and profits for people that don't give two shits about them. That's wild. Definitely. Then we have like,

we got readers showing up like barstool.com readers to get off the elevator that you start throwing water bottles at us. Like work harder. I'm down for, I'm down for a macro dors in Jersey though. Yeah, that'd be sick. We just came out with merch.

I'll be fired though. We all have like numbers. That's got a dope actually, bro. A hockey jersey would be sick. What's the mascot, though? The macro dosing. Big T's. Just big T's.

Big T's. We'll go with something else. I'm trying to think, alliterative, the macro-dosing. Oh, guys, guys. Scott Peterson. Mutants. A giant frog. Gigantic.

Big frog. We're wearing a free Scott Peterson teaser. I get down with that. I'm going to go over to Joe Rogan's podcast office and just stomp on his mascot, like, that they have right when you come in the door. Stomp on that and walk out. Is it that wolf thing? I'm sure he's got like, yeah, it might be an elk. Might be.

I did his pod and like when I went in, like when there's like this weird ass wolf when you walk in. Like it's huge big, like it's like a bail wolf kind of thing. Did he have you like, did you indulge in any substances with him or was it just like, let's sit down and talk? We smoked a little bit of wheat. I took a hit or two. Does you have good weed? I didn't take enough to get high because I know, like, when I get high, I get, things get weird sometimes.

And from a nigga, I don't really know. I don't really smoke because I don't know. So I didn't want to get, like, super high. So I just, like, took one hit. Um, speaking of fans, like, showing up and it ain't better than Snoops. I smoke with Snoop. Whoa. All that took was one hit for the same reason.

And my, oh, my God, I was fucking floating, bro. So it's a quick story. I was in, uh, New Orleans for a Super Bowl festivities. And some big-ass bounces, like, Tats me on the shirt. He's like, hey, Snoop won't holl at you. I was like, what? He's like, Snoop. He wants to holl at you.

I'm like, who the fuck is Snoop? Like, I'm not thinking of Snoop, dog. Like, so he's like, Snoop, dog, Snoop. I was like, Snoop, Snoop. I was like, Snoop, Snoop, come on. I was like, I bet. So I walk up there, he has his own little, it's like, I didn't even know there was an upstairs.

Like, it made it for him. But I walk up, he goes, what's up, two, three? I'm like, Snoop, what's going on, bro? He sat down, chopped, and he's like, you smoke. I'm like, you got to smoke a snoop. Yeah, you don't have it, so you have to smoke with Snoop. Took a hit. We just continued to chop.

And that was cool. I sat down. I was like, nah, I was going to hit it once. You know what I'm drinking. I don't want to mix. That was my excuse. I got up to walk. I had no fucking clue where I was.

No fucking clue where I was going to. Just remember saying, buy the Snoop dog. And walking down the stairs as slow as possible because I didn't want to trip and fall. It was the wildest shit. And I was like, that is the weirdest weed I've ever had in my life. I'm unconvinced that it was just weed, but it was wild. That was hell high. Yeah, I've heard a couple different people tell a story like that where they're like,

I tried smoking with Snoop and he just smoked me under the table. I can't imagine like it's got to be almost like a prank situation with Snoop Dog now because everybody that smokes with him ends up in that same mindset with like, what the fuck? What am I doing? Snoop Dog's life is just like people that he meets. And then he like, he like, shakes them up real quick,

gets him mad dizzy, and then watches them fall as they're trying to walk away from me. And that's just like repeating. Fucking hilarious. He just watches people drugged up all fucking names. There's a video. There's a video of Snoop Dog standing next to a cop.

And Snoop just, he bumps, the cops like working security. It's probably some event. And he tabs him on the shoulder, the cop turns around. And Snoop just goes, you want some wheat?

Like, you know, he does the, just the raises his hand with the blunt in it. And the cops looks around. He's like, yeah. And he just,

just takes a rip but like this dude why you just like you have to you have not smoke with snoop like he's he's he's the most famous rapper of all time yeah and it's really not even that close like probably the most i was the most recognizable rapper of all the one of the most recognizable musicians of all time but like rapper not even close he's like weed guys he's the biggest weed guy like i can think of it's snoop bro he's he's in his own cat like he's he's in his own cat like He's an icon at this point. Like he has maybe a top one current life because he is like above the law in a lot of situations. Like he can do whatever he wants and everyone's like a classic Snoop.

Like that's he that's like what can you do with Snoop Dogg? It's just America's little rascal Snoop. He smoked his way through the law at this point where yeah. Imagine being a cop where you you like walk Snoop Dog into the police station and handcuffs and you're citing him for like possession. of marijuana like you would just you would probably get fired if you're a police officer and you give snoop dog a ticket for illegally smoking pot in a state where maybe it's illegal maybe it's like oklahoma somewhere and snoop dog's got an ounce on them i think that the oklahoma state police would fire you for arresting snoop dog yeah like what the fuck did you expect

you got a whole another round of protest you can't do that when he announces things it's the best too when he does hockey when he does uh the boxing awesome get snoop dog on the Red Zone channel. Have it called the Green Zone channel. Have him be high as shit. And I would watch it. 20. There's the Red Zone channel. Now there's a 20 to 20, Snoop, Doug, just taking it easy. Bro, sidebar, I think

that is the play in general. Not just Snoop, but I think, like, all of these, like, ESPN and all these fucking, like, they are missing out on a big opportunity to cut it out with these fucking, like, formal announcers. Like, nobody cares about this shit anymore, bro. Like, we want to be entertained in all aspects.

Having Snoop do a game, Or having, like, you know, like, you would be fucking hilarious commentating the game, my nigga, like, this shit. It is no reason why we should have a regular fucking, like, Marvell Albert's retiring, right? Plug in Snoop. There's something to be said for, like, the big game voice, which reminds me that what I'm watching is important. Now, that's on occasion. I like watching, I would love to watch Snoop Dogg do anything. But sometimes if it's like a really boring game and then I hear Joe Tessator open his mouth and start talking, I'm like, okay,

That's why I'm watching the game because this guy with the important voice is doing the narration of it. So that makes me feel better about my time that I would otherwise be wasting. I think there's two voices that do that to me, though, two voices. One is Gus Johnson. Gus Johnson is, out of the summer by his voice, it's amazing. The other one, John Madden. Like, if John Madden was to come back and do games, like that's just nostalgia. Like, he had me make him feel like I can smell the eggs cooking in the morning and football's on.

Like, yeah, it's different. Yeah, I feel that. He's still alive. I mean, I know he's alive, but I haven't seen him in years. He hasn't. He hasn't been in front of a camera. Like, we all have cell phones. He's somewhere in a, like a cryo chamber with Betty White and they're just holding on together. You know, you know, he can get a bus. He never gets off of his bus. You know, you can get the best of both worlds with Mike Breen and Clyde Frazier. Because Clyde is like, he's got the suit. He has like those funny sayings, but, you know, it's like, and then Mike Breen's, Mike Breen. Hang on. I can't believe John Madden's alive.

Oh, yeah. If you would have asked me two minutes, God would say, that he's for sure dead. I haven't heard from John Madden in my whole lifetime. The only reason... I've only just seen clips of him from the 80s. The only reason I know that he's alive is because I would remember where I was the moment that I found out that John Madden was dead. I was literally about to say the same thing.

The only reason I know he's alive is because I haven't heard that he died. He's going to be one of the things where like the world will stop for a second and we'll remember John Madden. I think what he does now is like Roger Goodell calls him once every three years when Goodell is finding himself like screwing up the game just a little bit too much. And he's like, I need to talk to somebody that knows football. Oh, I know. I'll call the guy that made the football video game. And then John Madden tells him to like knock the shit off. And then Roger Goodell dials back a rule change. That's, that's usually what happens. I've heard, I think Peter

King has written a couple times about that happening. But beyond that, like, it's, it's honestly amazing that we've seen more photographic evidence of UFOs in the last six months than we have a John Madden in the last six years. Yeah. Dude, he's like the Oracle of football. He's like the guy on top of the mountain you go to talk to. Yeah. Yeah, he is.

85 years old. 85 years old. I actually, I probably would have guessed like 95. He's just always had one of those old faces. Oh, yeah. April 10th, 1936. All right. Well, I'm getting, I don't want to get like pre-upset for John Madden dying.

I'm going to do a moment of silence real quick for John Madden. I'm happy he's alive. I'm happy he's alive. Oh, bro. No, just we should celebrate him like now. Yeah, appreciate legends while they're here. Yeah, John, I know you probably don't have the internet or. Time out.

Time out. Are we doing a post, a pre-John Madden eulogy right now? Yeah, appreciate these people while we have them. And imagine, imagine some of these guys who went, saw how much people love them. Yeah. This is John Madden. If I'm 85, I don't give them two shits with any. by thinking about this isn't postumously this is preumously is that a word it would have what if

his comeback to the spotlight was coming on our podcast john madden open invite come on the podcast i feel like we'd have to get him on pmt i feel like that would be that would be an ultimate interview uh to to have madden like get on his boss with him uh man all right john madden we're preumously appreciating your life right now boy what if john madden dies between now and when the podcast comes. Why don't even put that out that? Then Big T. going to be the first suspect.

Again, I don't know where John Madd lives. I know it's not between this office and my apartment. How do you know that? He lives on a bus. He lives in, well, he was born in Austin, Minnesota. I have no idea where it is. This is kind of stalker-ish. I'm on 15th on Tuesday, June 1st.

So if anything happens, that was when we talked about this. I'm going to have to like, I'm going to have to, like, get dinner on my way home and, like, keep the receipt or something to prove that I only walked from, like, here to my apartment. You lived your life, just pick it up alibis. I didn't need one until just now. I wasn't worried about that at all. John Madden I hope Big T

don't get you man imagine if he just imagine if he dies in New York in general like how I'm man in a hotel room disgusting that you guys

would do that disgusting that you would do that he's a legend we love you John I thought he was already dead that's what's called fantasizing Big T sounds like a cover up

he's not building your case here sounds like Big T's just imagine John Madden's dead body in his mind's eyes several times. It's kind of weird thing to be fixated on, but whatever. Speaking of football coaches, we do have a couple of these stories from people's high school football coaches. This is a pretty good one. This is from Brett Albertson. It said football coach, my senior year, got into a car crash the morning of our rivalry game, but it was staged. He shows up to the game

in a sling saying that the other team had a hit out on him and that his arm was broken, and proceeds to give us a speech about blocking out pain and how you can will yourself to do anything, whips his arm out of the sling and punches a hole in the whiteboard. That is awesome. I love it. I love it, saying, like, I got into a wreck.

Everyone's, like, worried about you. Like, he had to go to a medical device store and, like, purchase a sling and maybe try it on. There's that old story about the guy who staged a shooting. so all his players thought he was dead to motivate them to win that's a great story that dude that that guy is a legend he he like had one of his players come in or like a student at the school come in with a gun that was loaded with blanks pointed at him shoot him and then he put fake blood all over his chest and acted in front of the team yeah yeah yeah his team thought that they had

witnessed a shooting in the cafeteria and they're eating oh my But why not just, like, be a good coach? Like, you know, it's energy you have to put, like, everything except being a coach? That shit is just fucking insane, no. You play for the ones beside you, not about who's in front of you. Uh, Avery, you got one over there? Yeah, I got one here. It's, uh, this is actually from a JV lacrosse coach, his freshman year.

He said, coach shows up to a, uh, to a practice an hour late, walked up to us all laying in a stretching circle at midfield with a bag of dairy queen, two burgers, fries, and a milkshake. He had all the balls in his trunk so we couldn't do anything else. He flipped the bucket over and asked if we ran or were lying to him. When we all spoke up and defended ourselves for laying there and told him he was late, he told us, coach is never late, boss is never late. Shut the fuck up. He said later on he would, he bought a beer from his coach at a sit go underage a few years later.

I like it. You got to take care of your players after the fact. Yeah. That reminds me of, there was one time when I think it was my sophomore year of high school, I came into the training room. You had to meet in the weight room, something like an hour before you had to go stretch and head out to the field. So I got there an hour and five minutes ahead because if you're on time, you're late.

You all know that. Like if you played football, you got coaches at just like fucking love clocks. And so I got there five minutes early. And our whole team was, most of the team was already in the room. There's still a few of us coming in alongside me. Our coach stops me at the door. He's like, you're late. You're 10 minutes late.

I was like, no, I'm not. I'm five minutes early according to my clock. And he's like, he looks around, he checks his watch, he sees that I'm right. And then he looks and he finds, there's a clock on the wall in the wait room that's running seriously, like 15 minutes early. And he points at that. He's like, we go by the clock in the wait room. You know that. And I was like, no, we've literally never had a meeting in here before ever.

And so, but he was embarrassed in front of the entire team. So that was my one chance that I had to start. I got benched because of that. This guy, Sebastian, said that he had strep once, and his coach told him that practicing in 95-degree weather would help kill it. Practice solves everything, man. It really does. I pulled up the article here for the coach we were just talking about a second ago.

It says, Libertyville coach quits after motivational skit backfires. An attempt to shock his football players into combat-ready pre-game mentality cost Dale Christensen a 21-year career Wednesday, when the Libertyville coach handed in his resignation. Christensen staged a fake shooting at the school before the team left for its Class 6A state semifinal playoff game at Loyola last Saturday. Immediately after it happened, I knew I had gone too far, said Christensen. And what he means by that is, like, you've got to save this for the finals. Like, this is not a semi-final.

You can't, like, what are you going to do to one-up yourself? If you have to be thinking long term, like, how do you raise the stakes from a fake shooting to get the team going? So this is nowhere near a shooting. Billy would love this. You would have liked this, Coach, Billy. So when I was a sophomore in high school, we were going through the state playoffs, and we were the Bears. And every game before the playoff game, so we played, we got to the state semifinal, so we played four. And each one before the four, our defensive coordinator at the time, who's now the head coach, had a different story about Bay.

bears and it was all the it was building like the week before it was like the codyack bear does this and then and then it built on that the next week and we got to the state semifinals this guy's like foaming at the mouth and we lost and apparently what he had planned with something with bears for the state championship was going to be legendary and we missed out on it because we we lost in the yeah it was a real shame the all-time weird moment the story of spartans like we you know i had one coach and he was telling us the story of Spartans and you know like stuff that they do and uh and he's like he was a pretty serious guy and we were kind of sitting there and like oh this is like a history lesson but like you know but you know what else spartans used to do they used to send out them

they'd take down these big trees and they'd call it tree fucking and then he was just like now go out there go fuck some trees and we were just like yeah it was pretty right Go fuck some trees. Go fuck some trees. There's a name for that, isn't there? There's people who actually fuck trees. Yeah, but I think it was more like the Spartans were just like running headfirst into trees to take them down because it was like running into the laylances. But now we, I think, now we won that game.

Okay. So Christensen went on. This is, it gets funnier if that's possible. So he says, I agree it wasn't appropriate. But there's more to it. than just some fanatical coach staging of fake shooting. At Libertyville, we put a premium on psychophysiological stamina. We have to expose athletes to this process.

And I like to relate several stories before they get out on the field. Preparing for a football game is about the closest we get in our society to the military, Kristen said. Now, what inspires an individual to risk his life to save another? How do you overcome fear? And then his idea was to have the skit take place for seven seconds. And then as a team, we would discuss everything. I had tried this on my wife for an April Fool's joke.

But knowing my reputation for crazy stunts, she wasn't affected at all. So he got shot, fake shot in front of his wife. And his wife was like, fuck you. I don't care. Good. I hope you're dead. And then it gets back as he was accused of racism because he had a black student fire the Starter's pistol and come in and shoot him.

But he was like, no, it wasn't a racial issue. I initially had a white drama student that he had given the gun to her to come in. So it was also just like a very inclusive thing. It was a white woman that he had initially given the gun to. But she had to leave town. And then the football coach was like, I really want this other kid to come out and play football next season. How can I get him part of the team? Oh, I know.

I'll give him a gun and have him come in and pretend to shoot me. Adrian, I don't know if anybody else wants to hear this, but I do. What's the craziest thing, either like Phil Fulmer or John Chavis or somebody like that said when you were at Tennessee? I feel like Chavis would have been the craziest one. You know, he didn't really talk like that. Like most DCs and OCs, they kind of just defer to head coach for speeches and stuff. But I'm sure he talked to, like, the defense and the, you know, for the defensive meetings.

Before games, it was just FOMA. And one time, he said the wackest shit I ever heard, bro. A whole team fell out. So we was playing Notre Dame, 2005. And it was like huddling up before the game or whatever. It might have been before the walk-through before the game.

But it just didn't make no sense. Everybody's kind of stared at it. You know when James Winston was, like, eating the W? Yeah. And it was kind of like that, where everybody was just like, all right. We'll lose about 30. Yeah, we're going to take this L. Because he, like, he said to speak, he's like, we're going to work hard this whole week.

Yada, yada, got it, got to, yada. And at the end, he said, he said, you listen here. He said, you back a rabbit into a corner. He's going to be, he's going to tug his tail because that's a rabbit. He said, you back a volleyball. volunteer to the corner. You better bring your A game. You're like,

I just, I just Googled the final score of that game. Do you remember what it was? It was close. I think we lost, no, no, it was close. And then the fourth quarter, yeah, it was not close. No, no, no, it was close.

I think in the third quarter, it was a tie. Okay, yeah. Oh, you're right. Yeah. So it was, it was 21, 21, one entering the fourth quarter, Notre Dame went 41 to 21. You know wide, oh, bro, they stopped running the fucking ball, fam.

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and by the end of it, he was foaming from his mouth, and then he ripped his shirt off. The rabies trick. Yeah, that's a classic. I don't understand. I don't know. It's funny. It's like hearing, like, all these stories are, like, high school, right? Yeah.

Like, I remember high school football dog. Like, maybe 3% of the cats that I played with just in general, I think it's 1% total in America, actually have a real shot or know that they have a real shot. The majority of the guys that are out there just kind of like, yeah, it's after-school program type thing. And there's out here hanging with the fellas, whatever. Like, nobody really cares like that. So these coaches are doing, shoot. themselves and popping out

just to motivate some niggas who are like, bro, next year I'm going to major in communication states. Like, this is not where I'm going to do. Like, it's just wild to me. There's some dudes who just can play and they don't need that, but some guys like get that and really get going.

I was a hoon. I have never, in my entire football career, dog, I have never once seen a tied turn because of a speech. And like, like, how you play is how you, nobody in the huddle be like, come on, guys, you heard.

what coach said never has that happened in my entire maybe i'm maybe i'm the odd ball out i could be the outlier here but that shit don't work man no i think like i mean there's an element of fear that motivates you all the time and in whatever it is that you're doing um and like if that's fear of getting bench or if your coach is like mad enough at you sometimes you'll go out there and play like a little bit harder if he doesn't like push you all the way in the opposite direction and just like make you want to quit um but like these these football coaches at least in the high school they just do it for themselves i think they just they do it to psych themselves up this one guy just said that uh that his high school coach at half time he's given a half time speech and said

you boys got a man up get yourself a hard dick then he held his forearm forearm out and for effect and punched a giant ant hill and left his hand inside the ant hill for a good 20 seconds just to motivate the fellas it's like i don't feel pain That's awesome. I love high school coaches. I mean, I'm very glad I don't play high school football. I feel like every high school, I feel like every high school had that one really old coach that like didn't know like anything that was really going on. So this one guy, Sam Kenny, said, I think he sent this to you guys too. They were watching film on a Saturday after a game and the camera was shaking during every play because the injured freshman got filming duty. And the head coach goes, freshman, why were you even on the tripod? And the freshman goes, I was. And the 70 year old. assistant coach goes without skipping a beat why don't you get off it and put the camera on it oh my god that was some retired guy and he doesn't do much he probably coaches the o lineman and makes him go through a couple trills but he's just there to make those types of comments like quality

control yeah who's the guy who's the guy uh from hard knocks who's like said hut uh bob wiler yeah it's it's about everybody's got their bob war is no stretching that's fact I, to be honest, I really want to coach high school football. At some point, hopefully I retire with enough means to just go coach a high school football team. That'd be pretty cool. Where at? Anywhere. Maybe my old high school.

I don't know. But it would be fun. This guy, Sean, said he had to pee during a hockey game. And his coach said, do you think if Wayne Gretzky had to pee during game seven of a Stanley Cup, he would go to the bathroom? Or would he pee his pants? He goes, I didn't know what I would say or do. So I didn't go to the bathroom. And minutes later, I voluntarily pissed myself

while standing on the bench. So that's the thing I was unaware of until I got to college that. Dude should be peeing on themselves during games. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I didn't know it was a fucking thing. I was like, bro, just go to the bat.

Like, it's not that serious. Like, you're not on the field the whole time. Like, cats, that was a regular thing because it would just be pissing on himself. I was like. You're playing both ways. Like, because in high school, like, I went to a smaller school.

Like, I played both ways, freshman, sophomore year, and you're on the field the whole time. And that, like, like, the kids who went to big high schools, they had, like, enough for offense. They got to pee. But, like, small school guys. Yeah. I played both ways in high school, too, though.

Never did I pee on myself. It was a big thing in rugby where, because you would play for 80 minutes, and there would be, like, a short halftime in between, but not enough to, like, you know. run off and go use the bathroom, people would just like take a knee on the field in like the corner of the field and pee right there. And then inevitably somebody would get tackled into the just pile of piss during the game. And then we all had a good laugh as long as you weren't that guy. That was fun. That was fun. This other guy said my football coach dressed up like John Rambo and asked our offensive lineman if they wanted milk and cookies because he thought they were being

too soft. And then threw the cookies at them and crushed the gallon of milk with a baseball bat. clearly mentally fit to be around the kids yeah uh you guys really i mean you gave me a hard time just because my football coach whipped his testicles out i think that that's not really i think we can grow up and move past this guy said he had a coach that wouldn't let the team eat between doubleheaders because you play better hungry fact i disagree with it fact i don't know disagree with it. I played, always played horrible when I felt like I was full. Um, all right. Well, I think those were some good stories. I love those. If anybody else has any, just keeps sending to me. I don't know if we're going to read them on the show or not,

but I just, I like to personally read them. You want to read them. Yeah, I just want to read them for myself. Yeah. So we're going to get into what today's show is actually about a little bit. What do you, how do you want to phrase it? Like, the biggest drunkards in history, the, most historically interesting drunks like the most functional drunks the most functional drunks

famous drunkards famous drunkards I like that it's drunk history except we're not drunk we should have got drunk yeah we should we should got buzzed

you want to take a small drink intermission a pause for the cause amongst fellas I'm so have a nice drink bro I'm so homeover I don't

Hair of the dog, bro. Hair of the dog. Bill, you're like 19. You're literally 16. Yeah, but it was like a whole weekend. It's 5.30 in the afternoon. There's no way that you should be hung over at your age right now. I know.

Apologize to me for being hung over. No, but it was, but I'm hung over from like five days. I want to hear you apologize to us. No, no. I want you to apologize to our listeners. I'm sorry. Okay. You're forgiven.

It's big of them. So let's get to it. Let's talk about the biggest drunks in history, the most historical drunkards. Who wants to get started? I'll knock mine out because Billy, I know he researched everything, single thing about him. And I'm going to come underwhelming first. But do we do both ours or just one? Let's just go one at a time.

All right. My first one is Vince Van Gogh. Okay. the famous painter. Now, there's a lot of controversy behind it. Like, some people don't believe the stories. Some people feel like it's been blown out proportion. But Vengo, for those that don't know,

was like one of the most famous painters of all time. He famously cut off his ear and sent it to shit. I think it was like his brother or something like that. Couldn't make it. Went to the nearest brothel and gave it. to a woman. I think it's her name is Rachel. Anywho, that was a part of it all, right?

So he obviously had a drinking problem. And he used to write letters to his people. And he would, like, say a little slick shit about alcohol all the time. So this was why I wanted to, like, talk about it because the most interesting part was, like, they recently, in 2020, researchers did, like, a whole study on Vincent Van Gogh's drinking problems. So they read and they looked at all his letters that he sent over his lifetime, all the notes he sent, all the stories, and they posthumously

diagnosed him. And this is wild. So they say researchers have used structured, diagnostic and abused, and granted, I don't know if this is pure view or not, this is what I found, to investigate the likelihood of all Vincent Van Gogh's possible psychiatric problems and disorders, such as extensive psychiatric examination based on the extensive correspondence and existing medical information had never been done before. Some theories were confirmed, others were disproved. The researchers discovered that Vincent Vascoe most likely suffered twice from delirium, probably caused by alcohol withdrawal after he cut his own ear off. We cut his left ear. The research coordinated by Emeritus, Emeritus, Professor, there you go, Professor of Psychiatry, William

William Nolan of the UMCG was published today in the International Journal of Bipolar Disorders. So it was interesting about it. So like the story about his like ear getting cut off was like he didn't cut the whole thing off. He cut part of it off. And so he had to go to the hospital. Like when we finally got to the brothel and they woke up, the lady alerted that the police woke him up, that the police were there. They took him to the hospital and he was like a functioning alcoholic.

he drank all the time and so because he had to stay in the hospital he um he he ended up like suffering withdrawals from alcohol which they believe ended up leading to his suicide like he couldn't take the the effects of withdrawal and I'm unsure about I think it was like 1890s when he died. I'm unsure about the research involved of withdrawal, alcohol withdrawal back then, but it's nowhere near what it is today. So like, just going through that psychosis and going through that, they said he had borderline personality disorder posthumously. One of the ones that was debunked was they saw no evidence of him being schizophrenic. A lot of people said that he was like schizophrenic. They said they didn't see any evidence of that.

So here's what they ran down. Some from a combination of several psychiatric disorders known as comorbidity. It is, however, impossible to diagnose any of these disorders without absolute certainty because, you know, they didn't talk to him. So from early adulthood, he mentioned in his letters, various symptoms, consistent, most likely with bipolar, mood disorder, in combination with borderline personality disorder. This was exacerbated by alcohol addiction and malnutrition, coupled with increasing psychological tension, including conflict with his friends and colleague Paul Gagin, Gagwin.

This led to crisis during which he cut off his ear in 2000, in December 23rd, 1888. So fascinating shit. One of the most famous painters of all time was just like a hell of drunk and was suffering from all kinds of mental disorders, which usually the best art artists are like that. Yeah. Just suffered from mad mental health issues and drug usage and fucking off to himself. I do know that alcohol. and I think the other is opiates, those are the two things that you can actually die going through

withdrawals. If you've been addicted to alcohol for long enough and you just quit cold turkey, it's actually super dangerous, which is why they like to put people in detox, give them like activated charcoal and sedate them a little bit because it can just, it can throw your entire body for a loop because like you, you reach a stage where you're just functioning normally while you're drunk. And so if you take that out of your system, yeah, you can definitely die. That's, that's crazy. So he cut his own ear off and then he brought it to a brothel, like a cat bringing a dead mouse to its owner as a present for them. Did that work? Do you get laid? Well, they don't really know the nature of the relationship of this Rachel girl. I suspect, and this is my small

reading. I don't think they had like a, maybe they had some relationship. I don't know. I think it was just like on some like either the first person he saw and she was like, what the fuck? What is this? yeah and and then a hundred years later it's like oh they had a secret you know what i mean there's just never there's nobody to really tell vengo was heavy into absent too wasn't it yeah and so they they also mentioned that um there there wasn't a lot of evidence to suggest that that played a big role in it they just don't they just there wasn't enough to know um i feel like you're going to be a special type of person to make that like your drink of choice Yeah. I've never even gotten close to absente. I don't even know what it is, honestly.

Wormwood. It's, is the, it's like a root. It's called Wormwood. And that's what they put in it to make it green. And it has like a little bit of psychoactive properties. There was a bunch of, I think, fake absence that came out maybe like 10 or 20 years ago when the absence first started hitting the United States. It was like, yeah, this is absinth, but it's not the real stuff. And that's the stuff I had one time. And it just, honestly, I just tasted kind of like NyQuil. I think it's probably not just NyQuil. It's just a chore to drink. Like you need a special spoon and sugar. It's just like, ah, this is too many steps. I'm already out.

Yeah, exactly. And so it makes you like hallucinate a little bit, I guess. Yeah. Yeah, I don't like the idea of hallucinating a little bit. Like, I feel like just. It's all or nothing. It's either, I want to know if I'm hallucinating. I don't want to, like, be confused by that.

I don't know. It's pretty cool. So, like, if you, like, microdose, like, like, mushrooms a certain amount. Like, I think I've mentioned this before, but it's like, I've never got to the point where I was, like, totally, like, seeing shit that wasn't there. But I've got to the point where, like, shit was moving, right? So, like, that's, like, a little bit of a loose. Like, like, the wall was doing some shit like that, right?

Like, it looked a little wavy. Or, like, one time there was, like, leopard picture on the wall, my sister's boyfriend's house when I was growing up. And this thing was just, like, he was, like, kind of open his mouth like that. And I was just, like, staring at him for, like, 30 minutes. That's kind of cool. I would be into that.

That points, like, a micro-lose is, like, under a gram. So, for anyone out there? Was, um, yeah, no, I had more than that when I had, when I'd had these. Yeah. Was Van Gogh, like, is he considered the goat of all the,

he was a Dutch master, right? I don't know if he's a goat. I wouldn't call him a goat. A lot of these old painters, like, I get this all the time, like, when you start talking about, like, art connoisseurs that, like, at the time, what they did or whatever the case would be, like, most of this shit be trashed to me. Like, I don't know a bunch of artists that are better, in my opinion, but that would be judging them from the standards of today's artists. And I don't know how you can even do that, but it's just aesthetically, it's just not that pleasing to me. I know Neil DeGrasse Tyson loves this nigga's star in Nightpanting.

Yeah. I actually asked him about it. So I had Neil DeGrasnizant on my podcast one time, and he was like, he said some dope shit, actually. He was like, because he deals with like what the actual stars look like. So like he actually, I think it was the Titanic. There was Titanic.

Like he got in touch with, I think it was Steven Spielberg. And he said the stars are wrong in your movie. Like they're not correct. Like I'm thinking about getting that call. fan. The stars in the scene are not correct. Like, what the fuck is this? But like, so he said the stars were wrong in the movie. And so I think on his next movie, he

consulted with them and they got the stars right in whatever movie it was. But he said some really dope shit. He was like, I was like, well, what about the accuracy of this Van Gogh painting? Because you love it so much. He was like, I know what the stars in the sky looks like, right? But like, that's not what

art is and that's not what I like to feel. Right? He's like, that's what it means to be human is to feel. right those emotions and he said that's what he that's what the sky felt like to him and that's what i like about art it's like i want to see how you how the environment makes you feel and i was like that's pretty fucking cool yeah all right uh billy you want to give your first one yeah um this one's a layup Andre the giant literally probably the biggest like built different like athleticly like you know for drinking like no one's ever going to get to that to

his point. Like this man would drink like a double digit wine bottles up to like a hundred beers and his some of the stories about him are crazy. So like there was um like he once chugged I think about 10 bottles of wine in one hour and it's like like unheard. Imagine what his mouth looked like after that. Right. Like what? Like what? Like but um, It's really interesting how, you know, alcohol sort of is. It was the world's first antidepressant, like basically. And a lot of these people who were habitual drinkers, like Don Draper, you know, pouring a glass of scotch at like 11 a.m.

Like, that's like, you know, today they say, oh, mental, but like, now, dude, these guys are just dealing with stuff in their brains. And it's actually, I saw this thing. It's, uh, um, it was about prohibition. And the reason they had to do prohibition because everyone came back from World War I and they were drinking and they weren't stopping. So literally people were waking up and drinking.

And it's crazy, even like if you look at, you know, like drinking was so much more socially accepted at any time of the day. And it's kind of crazy like how like attitudes have changed for the better on you can't be drunk all the time. Yeah. It's like somehow. we all got together and we accepted the fact in the United States that if it's like, if it's 12.02, it's fine to have like a shot of whiskey. If it's 1158, it's not. You got a

problem at that point. And like we've talked, I think before on the show a little bit about how just about every society has some form of alcohol. They've discovered alcohol along the way, whether it's to ferment stuff, to preserve food, to preserve drink because maybe the water sucks. And so it's safer to drink beer than it is to drink water. water, but even animals. It's actually just more so, it's not really alcohol. It's just like every society figures out a way to get fucked up and just like check out occasionally.

We all need breaks from being sober in one way or another. And some people do it through, like if you're super healthy, you do it through like strenuous exercise. And then that becomes like your body just gets so tired and your brain gets confused that you do enter like a different state of mind. then if you're stone cold sober animals do it i read that giraffes go for the highest fruit because that's where it's more likely to be fermented and they're more likely to get a little bit fucked up so if you see like a giraffe with a super long neck that thing is like that thing is

weak that thing is cross faded so a giraffe is just a a really drunk horse yeah exactly which i like i think i respect girps a little bit more um and dude horses man you could like the reason the attitude changed was the drunk driving, the automobile, you could get hammered all day and hop on your horse and that horse isn't going to crash itself if you, like, misdirected. So it's kind of crazy how, like, the little things in society changed and, like, you know, made alcohol not as acceptable. Is it against the law to get on a horse and ride if you're drunk? I think he's been DUI on a horse.

Really, a DUI. well no no actually probably like an animal abuse charge a person can be charged with the DUI riding a horse if their blood alcohol content is above the legal limit in some states however each state statutes that govern DUI charges and a many a horse doesn't fall

under the DUI provisions so it's a state's right because the horse isn't drunk that's that's bullshit but I mean a car is not drunk if you're driving it car is an inanimate object sure but like Like, I don't know.

I don't know. Actually, are they going to change the law when, like, so Tesla's self-driving, right? No, not really. I think you're going to be allowed to drink in a self-driving car. I mean, what is that there? It's not really self-driving, though. Like, I think we're like probably 50 years from actually having self-driving cars. Like, it's like, it's autopilot.

Like, I have one. So, like, it's autopilot and it goes. But, like, depending on how fast you're going, you have to show it that you're present and every, like, 20 or 30 seconds, right? So it's like, and it's okay, it's good. Like, I trust it, but it's just not like, it's not how it's advertised. People, like, if you drive itself, like, kind of, like, a little bit. Yeah, a little bit.

I think you can get a DUI on just about anything. I had a friend in high school that got one on a go-ped, like the tiny little razor scooter with a little lawnmower engine. I know you can get one on riding mower. I've seen that on either cops or Reno 911, I forget, but either way. I don't know if this is scientifically accurate. But it worked, fam. So we were on, like, a boat.

We were getting benefits in college. We were on some boat in Atlanta. It was like, no, you know, it was in Chattanooga. It was in Chattanooga. And we were, like, on, like, some lake. And somebody was just treating us, and we was on jet skis. And me and my buddy was on jet skis. And that day, right before we got on the jet skis,

like, me and him split a whole fifth. We was fucked up. And so we was riding, right? I didn't know. I'm from ghetto. I didn't know that there was water police. There's water police. They riding around like on their little water boat,

police car boat, whatever the fuck is called. So they ran around and they pull us or they're like, pull over. And I'm like, what the fuck is this? I was laughing. And it was like, you got to pull over. I'm like, what is this? And so we pull over. And I saw he had a breathalyzer.

And I was like, oh shit. I'm drunk as hell. And so what I was? What I did was I act like I missed him because you have to like get close to him so they could like tie you down or whatever. So I act like I missed him and I had to circle back around and when I circled, he couldn't see me. So I scooped some water in my mouth and I started switching and I started scrubbing my tongue with

my teeth. I was like, this is the best shot I got dog or else I'm about to get a DUI. Went around and I fucking blew like I wasn't, I guess I had, I was like we had a drink when we weren't drinking like that sir. And I blew clean. I fucking beat a breathalyzer by doing this shit. With lake water. Dirty-ass river water, but it was like your shit worked, though.

Nice. I've always heard, like, the urban legend pennies. If you put pennies in your mouth, that doesn't work. It doesn't work? It doesn't work. It doesn't work. He said, keep mustard, God damn it, on one of his albums. That doesn't work either.

Hang on. Why did the lake water? Why does it do that? It measures the alcohol particles, like, in your breath. And so if there's less alcohol in your mouth, I guess it increases the likelihood. You'll get away. I don't know, I don't know, but I know for a fact,

me and him split an entire fit, and I was fucking faded. And I was like, okay, I'm going to jail. I did what I could and it worked. I blew maybe, I don't know, I have magic breath. I don't know, bro, that shit, that shit worked. Don't, don't take my word for it. I'm not claiming that that shit works all the time. And back to Billy's point, Andre the Giant,

he was, he was like depressed, right? And so that was, like, his escape and he would just house beers? Well, he had a lot of pain. He did love to drink, but he, you know, he had a lot of, he was a wrestler. And wrestling, those guys, like, are, you know, now they do pain pills because it's not socially acceptable. But, like, he would, he drank 176 beers in a night. He once drank 12 bottles of wine on a bus ride. and he once went out and got a whole,

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just filled with wine bottles, clinging against each other. Just casually back there just pounding them like their like eight-ounce caprice suns. He used to take though, like that was back. Obviously wrestlers weren't making what the top guys are making now at least. And so he would be wrestling in like the Southwest

and then during the week. can get on a plane to Japan, do a bunch of matches over there, and then have to fly back to come back to do American, like, he was doing that frequently. So I can't even imagine what kind of damage he was doing on plane, like, cross-continental flights. Yeah, yeah. Coley, who do you got for your first one? I mean, I'm going to stick with the legends while we're here. I got Michael Jordan. I mean, it wasn't as far as I can tell all base in depression. It's just more I don't know if there's someone alive who is a more addictive personality than Michael Jordan, especially when it comes to winning. And he spends, when he's not on a basketball court,

he is in a casino. And when, as you see him, the older he gets, the more he just carries like half-drank bottles of alcohol around with him wherever he goes. And it's really his eyes. His eyes are the biggest hell out of everything about those things. get yellower by the day. And that's just because I don't know if he drinks water. He couldn't. I think Michael Jordan drinks because he's pissed off that everybody else around him isn't Michael Jordan and isn't as good as he is.

Like, imagine you're Michael. You're just, you've conquered the highest mountains. Like, he really doesn't think that he should have to compete against mere mortals all the time. He's like, people who aren't me bore me. Right. And Michael, no pictures bring me, the only pictures that bring me as much joy as like Michael Jordan at like a college dorm party for some, like, modern Michael Jordan just like standing on a table with like clear like 25. You're like playing beer pong in backyards and shit. The only thing that makes me that happy is seeing like Clay Thompson as high as a human can be like in the middle of the Pacific Ocean somewhere.

Those are the only pictures I enjoy it more. the stories about he would even so when watching last chance uh the last dance um he took a he was drinking before championship games like in the morning oh yeah he would wake up and just have a couple beers like that's crazy yeah he's not he was never a sleep like a guy who needed sleep like there's a they did a Barcelona documentary on the 92 dream team and like the whole time he's just awake playing golf gambling and then like like beating Croatia by 50.

And also Barcelona is a tough city to do that in because you go out to dinner like midnight. Right. That was actually, yeah. I think everybody else was kind of on the same

sleep schedule as him in Barcelona. That was a ridiculous team. You know who led that team in points? Barcliffely was it? Barclay, yeah. Round mound or rebound. All right, that's a good one. I like Michael Joe.

Well, we got to do it, M.J. But, yeah, I mean, LeBron wants to be a drunk like Jordan, but he can't. I've got LeBron. Here's a fact. I've noticed when Michael Jordan wins championships, he sprays champagne around. When LeBron James wins championships, he drinks it. I've never seen LeBron James wasting champagne in a locker room.

Point number two, I've never seen LeBron James driving. I don't think he drives. Have you? Oh, no, there is that one. video he's uh somebody like sees him on the highway in his car he has like this crazy 918 spider yeah and he then they just but if i was him wait he's got one of those three wheel cars no no no it's why it's a force 918 spider that's what i said i wouldn't either no it's like it's like a three million dollar Porsche okay i thought you were saying he's got like one of the chance of somebody like

the like hitting you and it's like you hit me and then you got tied up in court like man no i got in the wreck one time this is the only record i've been in right and like i'm I'm nowhere near as fucking recognizable as LeBron James. But, like, I was going, there was like a school zone, and I was going, I did have spent a little bit to get around it. And some dude, like, jets out and, like, teabones me, right? And, like, it's obviously his fault. Like, we get out of the car, I go check on him.

He's like, I'm good. He said, I'm sorry. He said, I'm sorry. I didn't see you. I was like, it's all good, bro. Everybody's good. And then as I'm getting out, like, I'm pretty recognizable. on Houston, like, I can see everybody kind of start talking important and shit.

I'm like, nah, let me go check the temperature on, because let me go see what going on. I was like, yeah, man, so what happened? He was like, yeah, man, you know, I don't know if you hit me or I hit you. And I'm like, nigger, what? Look at the fucking car. I was like, bro, this physics. How can I hit you from the side of my car, bro? And he was like, yeah, man, I don't know, man, you know, I'm just saying.

I was like, you're a piece of shit, bro. I know exactly what he's doing. So when the police came, they said it was his fault. So I said all that to say, if I'm LeBron James, I'm not fucking driving anywhere, dog. Your salary is you drive me around when I want to drive. You pay a nice, handsome fee. Whenever I go somewhere, just take me. Fuck, though I'm not driving on, LeBron.

He can't make those videos of him listening to the newest from the driver's seat. He has to be in the back, mottling four percent of the words. He'll be fucking them legs. He's never close. Yeah, because he's drunk. Did you see him? walking into that game it was either last year the year before he he was walking into a game holding a

stemless glass of wine yeah yeah and that's when he was hurt though i don't think he was playing or maybe he wasn't playing i don't think it was playing i don't think it was playing but at least like i don't know put it in a camel back and have it attached to like that wouldn't be suspicious he's he's frugging into uh uh sick up that's what lebron james is doing uh he's never made it past the first page of a book He keeps rereading the first pages of all his different books. He's killing me with that shit. And remember when somebody asked it, what book? It's so funny.

Oh, the autobiography of Michael Max is a great read, LeBron. Just go ahead. Just read the shit. It may have been that one that a media member asked him about, oh, what's your favorite part of the book? And he goes, I don't get into that. I don't need to, like, prove to anybody, anything. And he was like, very clearly hadn't read the book. That's what Trump did with the Bible, though.

Yeah. No, Trump was worse. Trump said his favorite verse was two Corinthians. I like all of them. I think they're all equally... Oh, no, Trump did do that, though, in an interview. And they were like, what's your, what's your favorite verse? The Bible goes, well, you know, it's, it's very personal to me.

I don't need to get into that. And then they're like, no, but like, if you just had to pick one, he's like, well, it's just a very personal matter to me at all. I didn't know that Big T had a Donald Trump impression. That was pretty good. I was pretty good. I've got a Trump. I've got a Trump impression.

Oh, it'd be very good. It'd be funny if, like, LeBron James went and stood underneath the basket, like, holding up the art of war upside down like showing it to everybody after they clear the after security clears the court out after a game my favorite book yeah uh my favorite book yeah all right um all also lebron remember the time he pulled his penis out yeah that's the day for a drunk man i am this is new to me what oh erin you don't you don't remember this it was before it was before a game a few years ago he was like getting ready on the sideline like tuck in his jersey and he was tying his shorts he's tied his shorts and he like pulls it he pulls his drawstring

out and starts tying it and his dick just pops out for a second like on on national television well it was like correct me if I'm wrong but he was like tucking the front of his jersey in and when he pulled his hand out he kind of grabbed his dick and pulled it out with it yeah just expose himself on national television but he's never seen this I'm positive I won't see it because I'm not going to I filed several FCC complaints that day. You're part of the public record. You can look them up. I wrote in.

He's always tossing cocaine around before games on the sideline. Jordan doesn't have any time to be wait. Like, wait, like he's too busy just imbibing. Like, in champagne, everyone knows is too. Like, that's not going to get you drunk. That's just a lot of sugar you don't need in your system. Jordan sprays that and then he takes an entire bottle and he eats the glass and everything. My last point for LeBron James is that he, you know, how he puts on weight during games, allegedly?

The only way that's possible is if he's super, super dehydrated before the game even starts, and then every single drop that he drinks during the game just gets absorbed into his body immediately. The only way he'd be that dehydrated is if he'd stayed up off like seven bottles of sheesh. So that's my case. I don't know if LeBron is an actual booze house. I think he'd be for show like the reading. you think he only drinks like one glass yeah and it's just for the Instagram

well he said he gives it to his kids right yeah yeah I think he just like to casually drink I don't think he like be getting faded like that like yeah like not like the cats like we talking about I don't think so like Jordan I can see that yeah I think he'd be drunk all the time man

because like you don't have shit to do with like as an athlete like as a top athlete I think once he got hurt that's when it really changed and he was like okay, I got a, I got to milk a little more years out of this body and this alcohol shit is some of the worst shit that you can put in your body. I think that you're probably right because if LeBron James was getting just hammered off wine, he would not be able to resist posting stuff on Instagram of just him like wandering around his house and his bathroom, like telling stupid jokes to his kids and like just being

corny as hell. He would not, he would be the most online person that you've ever seen. He's just, he's that kind of guy. So the fact that there's an absence of, uh, lot of these Instagram stories from him actually that makes me think that he might not be be drinking as much as he was a couple years ago it's the gym selfies for me the gym selfies and the the hanging out well just if you're friends with Chris Paul I feel like you have to be drunk to hang out with Chris Paul that's gonna stink yeah imagine hanging out with him stone cold sober oh yeah I know I mean he cool people oh is he's he's a dickhead on the court That's why, that's all my assumption.

But think about it, though, like, you'd love him if he was on your team. Probably, I mean, I was, there was rumors like a decade ago back when, like, Rondo, when it was in his prime, Danny Angel was trying to trade for him, and I was very against it. But Chris Paul, obviously, very good at basketball. I just don't like punching people are nuts, which he's done, like, consistently. It's like Rodman, right? Like, Rodman, like, dirty-ass player. But if you grew up a Bulls fan, fucking love that dude. I guess my point is Rodman never like.

from that. Like, Rodman owned that. I don't think Chris Paul owns it. He's like America's sweetheart. He's in the state farm commercials. He does all that. But, like, he is a dirty player, which I don't have a problem with.

I have a problem with people who don't, like, go all out with it. But he's never denies the rest of. So, like, that's what I kind of like like about him. It's like, he's an asshole. But, like, nobody thinks he's an asshole. And so he just kind of gets to keep getting away with it because nobody's like, Chris Paul's a dick on the court.

Like, he plays dirty. Shit, Brian, like one of his best friends, this last game. Like, LeBron, go off for the ball. Chris Paul yanking down and he, you know, brought a flop, but it's like, that's a dirty-ass play from the homie. That's, that's dirty. Oh, yeah. I like it.

I like it. I like it. I'm a, I'm a Blake Griffin fan. So I got to, I got to disavow Chris Paul. I can't, I can't be crossing lines like that. What's that? Hold on. They had a hell of a run.

Yeah, but then they, there was like an all out war. It was like a battle like World War I trench warfare underneath the Clippers arena. You remember that? Oh, yeah. They tried to, like, go into the other locker room and fight each other. Yeah, they were, like, breaking into locker rooms and shit. I was Blake, Blake was already in Detroit, wasn't he? No, no.

Blake was part of that. Huh. That's been a while. Yeah. It was a while. That's why I couldn't remember if Blake was involved. Who was the other team? Was it Houston?

Yeah, Houston, the Clippers, I think. Yeah. Billy, who's your first guy? Ernest Hemingway. No, he did. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, sir. You did Andrene and exactly.

Yeah, my bad, it's me. We'll get to you a little bit, big team. I'll stick, we were doing athletes. Do you go into Hemingway. You want me to do Hemingway? I don't have any info prepared on Hemingway. No, no, go ahead. So I'll stick with my one athlete, which was Mickey Mantle.

His was kind of like, Andre the Giant, his is pretty sad. He lived a pretty sad life. His dad died of Hodgkin's lymphoma when he was 39, and both of his brothers had it as well. So Mickey Mantle, like, never thought he was going to live for a long time. and so that's kind of what and when his dad died he was 19 just as he was starting his baseball career and that's when he really started drinking

and so then he became like a severe alcoholic and he said that he and Billy Martin had a drink called the Breakfast of Champions which was Brandy, Calua and Cream and he said if he had one of those in the morning he'd drink like eight or nine or ten or ten of those and then they'd go to his restaurant in Central Park

and just drink all day and then they'd go play and then uh so um there was actually a game a day game where micky mannall was like still drunk and hung over hit a home run and then uh i i didn't it wasn't clear if this was in the state same game or later but like he was so or in a different game but he wanted to come out the game so bad that he was like i'm just going to go scream at the umpire and get thrown out and yogi bearer found out about it and yogi bearer told the umpire he's like, hey, Mickey Mantle's going to tell you some shit and try to get thrown out. You just, like, can't throw him out. Mickey Mantle goes up and he's just trying, he's begging the umpire to throw him out and he

won't do it and he had to play the rest of the game and like gotten a fight with Yogi Bear about it. But yeah, his was like a very, like a very sad alcoholism. Like it ended up killing him. He died in 1995 of, uh, he ended up checking himself into rehab. That's, wait, real quick. That's, that's great reverse psychology, though, for Yogi Bearer to say that to the um. Yeah.

If you were on Vontes Burfix team, I would go up to a ref before every game be like, hey, Vontes doesn't want to play today. He's like he's not being a good teammate. So just a heads up, he's probably going to hit somebody in their face mask in the first quarter. But don't take, don't eat the cheese. That's what he wants you to do. Yeah, it's like, listen, Dick Bavetta, Rashid's going to give you an airful. And it's because he's having a bad day.

You just can't team up. Yeah, so I guess, yeah, in the 60s, it was a little different. Yeah, his, it was, he just lived kind of a pretty sad life. I felt, I felt kind of bad for him when I read all this stuff. Well, he was also great at baseball. He was an incredible baseball player, second greatest switch hitter of all time. He also got his dick suck during a game. I was, so, yeah, so in 19, in 1973, the Yankees sent out, it was the 50th anniversary of Yankee Stadium.

So they sent something like all the former players, they're like, list your favorite memory at Yankee Stadium. I'm looking at the screenshot of it right now. It says, I consider the following my outstanding experience at Yankee Stadium. Mickey Mantle wrote, I got a blowjob under the right field bleachers by the Yankees bullpen. And it says, this event occurred on or about, give as much detail as you can. He says, it was about the third or fourth inning. I had a pulled groin and couldn't fuck at the time. She was a very nice girl and asked me what to do with the cum after I came in her mouth.

I should have read this before I started reading it. I said, this is, this is unbelievable. I said, don't ask me, I'm no cocksucker. Signed, Mickey Mantle, the All-American Board. So I don't know if there was alcohol involved with that during the commission of that actor when he wrote this, probably both. Yeah, I'd say, both. There's a lot of better answer to the question of what I, what do I do with this cover? Don't ask me.

I'll suck it. Call your mom. That's a youth thing, sweetheart. So, yeah, he was a pretty, he was a pretty wild. Dude, there was another story that he and Billy Martin, they were in Detroit, and they climbed to the 27th, they went up to the 22nd floor of their hotel and walked outside to try to, like, get to their teammates' windows and, like, prank them. But everybody was, like, already asleep.

And so by the time they get out to the edge of the hotel, they realized that the ledge they walked on was, like, too narrow to go back. So they had to scale the side of the hotel, 22 floors. up like and go around it to get back inside and like nearly died wow yeah he was a he was a crazy person all right big tea real quick who is the best switch hitter in your estimation oh chipper jones yeah no chip he surpassed all of mannall's records his father's favorite yeah chipper jones wasn't a functioning alcoholic i hope so well chipper jones was also facing guys on p ed he's throwing 98 mickie metal was playing guys who were plumbers in the off season mannill's generally

had plenty going in their system too i'm pretty sure that jipper jones is a better hitter than i think that it was just commonly accepted that it was there's no different than sometimes if you show up for work still drunk from the night before that probably happened a lot more often in baseball like half the guys were probably drunk during any good for sure like in the middle in the middle of summertime in the year 1962 when there's no like cable television and you're not getting highlights beamed into your uh into your house like and you're not able to keep up with every single game that's going on. I'm sure guys were just hammered.

There's a lot of stuff that they got away with back then. I mean, the 04 Red Sox were drunk. So I can't even imagine what they were doing in the 60s and 70s. Yeah. I do have a theory that being hungered, you have faster reaction time when you're hungover because the alcohol withdrawals, like give you almost like a super clear vision. Is this peer reviewed?

Oh, but I'm going to check it out. You just get a feeling. I will say that, like, when you're hung over, a lot of times you lose a certain filter. That can be good sometimes. I know that when I used to go to work back when I was selling various appliances, I would have, like, record days when I was hung over because I just didn't have time to, like, bullshit around people. I'd be more direct.

And then that would usually translate into a job better done. But I don't know about the physical standpoint. Well, I think about these guys were hitting fastballs and, you know, we're hung over. Like, that's impossible because a lot of baseball players do play. That's the only reason I think. Okay. All right. Well, we'll have to study that, Billy.

Maybe that can be a sports science thing that you do for us this summer. No. Not in my case, but I think some guy just got it. We should actually have you do Billy football sports science like the sports science guy used to do. But just like the weird shit that you get into. 100% and your weird theories put that in in your uh billy to do assignment list perfect do you have a list yes are you updating it yep right now okay i like that good initiative billy um my first one because i'm not putting lebron on my official list but my first one is going to be

socrates that's right the man the myth the legend himself socrates one of the ogees of the debate me coward game, he was known as being a person that could not get drunk, no matter how much he drank, which just tells me he was always drunk. He was just better at handling himself than everybody else was. So he was known, people that were around him said that he was impervious to the effects of alcohol and the cold. But that would make him suspicious. Like when he was when he was serving in the military, whatever military they called it, I don't know if it was the army, He was one of the guys in this probably one of the 300. I don't know.

But he was not trusted by his fellow soldiers because he could just chill in the cold and not get drunk and was just kind of like the alpha of everybody else. So also, I just, I think his behavior was just that of a very drunk person all the time. He would just wander around town and just ask people uncomfortable questions and then annoy them until they would leave. and that and he was looked upon as being like a great philosopher for coming up with this method of like aggressive discourse but honest it's really no different than just the drunkest person in the bar the behavior is a hundred percent identical uh he when he was on trial

he was asked to defend himself he was asked to uh to suggest what his punishment should be he didn't really defend himself at all so i think he was drunk during his trial he was like Yeah, no, what they're saying is 100% accurate. I just, I'm kind of a dick and I go up and I tell kids just like to fuck with them. I tell them that there's only one God as opposed to 20 gods. And that's kind of my thing that I do and I'm not going to stop doing it. So I guess if you want, my suggested punishment is that you pay me money because I'm not going to stop doing it. So instead of, they were suggesting that he was going to get executed.

They're like, what's your counterproposal? He's like, you should be paying me to be here right now. That also seems like the behavior of a drunk person. And then when they gave him the poison, he just like slammed it. He was like, fuck it out. Yeah, I'll drink this. This can't kill me. And they died.

But yeah, I think that I think Socrates was just a straight up stone cold alcoholic. Fuck him up, Socrates. Exactly. Thanks, Darrell. Aaron, who's your number two? Quick sign. I know that I said one of my favorite things of all time. It was his critique of democracy.

He didn't think democracy would work because people are stupid. Yeah. If you have a Republican, an uneducated republic, they were more likely put the wrong person in power. He's absolutely correct.

But anyway, my second cat was Frank Sinatra. So he it's funny like when I was research it's like it's hard to like find evidence of people like being alcoholics right and so it's like it's just like

stories that they heard and like the people around them and so there was a two authors Anthony Summers and Robin Swan and they presented evidence they discovered while researching their book called Sinatra

My Life to alcoholism and they submitted it to like you know people who diagnosis kind of things and they came to the conclusion that Frank Sinatra was a functioning alcoholic. He was loaded. Like this nigga would, every day would take down a whole bottle of Jack just by himself. It was like every day, every, you have writers that you request for like artists in like the venues that you play, which is like a list of shit that you have to have in your room. All artists have that. And on his list was just like, I think it was like three bottles of Jack

Daniels. So he was just like constantly drinking. It was like all the time. I think before he would like stop like three days before a tour to clear for his voice. But other than that, it was just like an everyday thing. All his friends confirmed it. And he also hella smoked camel cigarettes. Like he was like a super like he just mad smoke. They said he did this shit until he was like 80 years old. Like this is just what he did. just drinking smoking ass cat um uh and um i feel like shout out to him i feel like his style of performance is one that you'd almost have to like fall back on on something to mix it up after a while you get bored because if you sing standards what frank snatcher had how many

songs do you think he could he could contain his head at any one given period time because it's really probably only like eight or ten songs that people wanted to see him perform right and he just had to do that like every night that he was doing it so yeah i think you're underselling sinatra am i yeah i think so now he got he got he got he got he got bops bro right he got bops for days when when you asked this question in in the chat earlier the first person of my mind went to was frank sinatra i think that's how tied he is to have it like everyone d martin everyone from that era i feel like they just always had a glass of a dark brown liquid at all hours of the day like perfect ice just constantly like on stage

mic in one hand glass and the other like that whole era I think it's glorified because of how goddamn cool frank Sinatra looked at all times yeah that's it's a good point because when I see somebody holding a beer and doing anything automatically my brain I like subtract intelligence points from that person it's not a fair thing to do but for whatever reason when somebody's holding a beer doing something, I'm like, that person looks kind of dumb. When I see somebody holding a glass of liquor, I'm like, that person is sophisticated. Yeah. You know, it's like 10 times stronger.

What is wine on that spectrum? Wine? I think it has to do with what you're wearing while you're holding the wine. So if you've got a collared shirt on, I think it can be classy. if you're wearing like a t-shirt or even an untucked polo at that point it's like this person has a problem it's totally unfair and it makes no sense whatsoever but that's just i don't think you know i think you're on to something with that shit yeah it's also like there's such a wide variety of wines too like if it's billy holding a bag of wine like i'm not going to think a whole lot of it but if it's someone and like if you're drinking white wine even i'm just like eh that doesn't count like a nice bordeaux or something like that yeah i I think you're a little higher class for sure. Although if you're standing up, it depends if you have the bottle in the other hand, then that can be an issue.

But if you've got, if you're swirling around in one hand and your shirt's tucked in, then I'm like, that person has their life together. Rose was used to be thought of as this like, you know, fancy drink from France. And now it's just like, like Rose, white girl wasted. Like that's a can. It's a can now. I judge people that drink. What about a mimosa?

No, that's more, it's like a decor of breakfast. It's like a part of the accoutre. Like, you know, it's just a part of it. It's become just like folklore. I don't know folklore. It's kind of become like a cultural thing at this point. But like, like, yo, I, like, no, like, never once if I've been to the, like, I'm trying to make a liquor run offender, yo, we're on some drinks.

What do you want? Nobody's like, give me champagne. Right. And when I see it, there are only two places I see it, like in sports locker rooms when somebody wins and when bottle girls bring it out and hug gloves. That's it. I don't see it nowhere else. And it's disgusting.

It tastes, it's like bitter carbonated sprite. It's just, yeah. Sprite is carbonated. It's like, it's just bitter. It's just they don't taste good, bro. Like, it's nasty. So I judge people that drink outside of those two aren't. I like the girls who are in a convalized.

It's a never-ending competition against each other. to see who can include, like, the smallest quantity of orange juice in their mimosa. I saw one girl, like, on, I think it was on TikTok, used just like an eyedropper and just put, like, one drop of orange juice into it. It turns it just like a little bit darker. But that's, like, that's, you drink a mimosa just so that it's socially acceptable to have alcohol before 10 a.m. That's really why people do it.

You can have a bloody, though, and that has real alcohol in it. Yeah. You can have one bloody. I can't do two. I can't do two anymore. I can't do any because it's a disgusting idea of top to bottom. I disagree. If it's Zing Zing Zing, Bloody Marys, it's the perfect drink.

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It's Sunny D and Natty, like, weird. No, you said Natty Light, though. You mean Coorslight, Billy? Coorslight, Coorslight. Yeah. Keystone, Keystone. So, yeah, it's Sunny D and Keystone. No, just Coors Light, Billy.

Yeah, but it's, yeah. Wordslake's a very good beer. Yeah. There's a shitty beer. That's just horrible. I mean, that's not far off from a brass monkey. Yeah. I have no idea what is that.

Yeah, what's that? Oh, maybe me and my bros made this one up, but you take it 211. You take it 2.11, you drink it down to the label. You fill the rest up with orange juice. It's a brass monkey. Now I'm going to look up with a 211. Oh, 211? You've never had a 211 before, steel reserve?

I've never heard it. of that. Wow. That makes sense. I can see how he is. I googled the numbers 211. It says call 211 for essential community services. Typen still. Type and still reserved. It's high gravity, man.

You've never had one of those? What's the worst? What's the, when you was broke as shit, what's the, what's the, what was the worst shit that you drunk? I mean, mad dog. but even once I got a job I still kept buying Mad Dogs, yeah. What about you, Colin?

Like, the thing that makes me feel the worst just off memory is Admiral Nelson, which is like low, low, low grade Captain Morgan. Okay, I ain't even heard of that one. No, it's bad. What's you got, Big T? Well, I never drank until very recently, so, and I will only drink if it,

I can't taste the alcohol. So, like, So I limit myself exclusively to mimosas, vodka lemonade, or anything like frozen. I can do frozen drinks. Love those. That's like Mike's hard lemonade and shit like that. That's about it. I haven't actually had that.

What you got, Billy? Mr. Boston vodka. That's bad. Yeah. I think every region has, it's like bottled water. you have your own like shit lower tier vodka it's probably the exact same stuff with different labels on it where i was from it was aristocrat i know some people do taka vodka sounds like

you're mr boston what would coli what was your regional cheap vodka oh man i mean rubenoff it was definitely rubin off Vlad is that one too yeah rubin off was you get like raspberry or or something like that, and it was just terrible. I mean, that stuff, it can't be real vodka, either. Right? It worked. Aaron, what was yours? Like, the vodka or?

Whatever was like the cheese. It sounded like you were thinking beer. Yeah. Well, so, like, when I was growing up, like, we would drink whatever it was there. So it just didn't matter. Like, when I think if we had money, we would do malt liquor. Yeah. So, like, either Old English or Coke 45, something like that.

Or. Cobra. If we was feeling fancy, we had Mad Dog 2020. We also had 99 bananas. I don't know if you heard of that. Oh, yeah. 99 bananas. And then when I got college, we upgraded to the shittiest drink I've ever had,

but it held us down when we needed the most, Paul Mouson. What's that? I have no clue. It's brown, right? Yeah, it's a dark liquor. And it was like big ass bottles, doggie, for like $12. And when we was at, when I was in UT, when I was in college, we lived by this liquor store that I was obviously 18, 19 years old. They knew who we was.

They didn't care. They let us buy the alcohol every single time. And it was just, we would show up like clockwork. Every other day, we would be in that bitch with Paul Massan bottles buying the shit out of me. And it was a horrible liquor, horrible. Is it a sidewalk? slammer like do people know what that is is that like Alabama slammer in a test tube

sidewalk slammer is you drink you drink half of a 40 and then you mix it with a four loco well that's why it's called a sidewalk slammer because you end up slamming the 40 on the sidewalk after drinking that it's the devil of speedball

I'm surprised four logo made it to your generation Billy well we we uh we got the just renovated four loco yeah which din doesn't have caffeine and uh it uh yeah so it's more it's just like a cheap like i got you it's like if you're going to a yankee game and you get on the train and you need to just buy something quickly from which is that you can chug in the subway before you get in front of the stadium you go hit a four loco The path of the four loco updates is it's actually very similar to social security. It's like Billy's generation is going to get like this shitty water down. You'll never know the good shit where we could we could knock back and just buy two of those and have a great night.

That was that was the first pandemic of this century. Sparks. Yeah. I remember sparks. That was always killed him since. Yeah. Sparks walked so that four loco could run. They were the original.

It was like, what, 8% alcohol in a cat in a can that looked like. like a battery, an orange battery. Those are good. So this is the worst thing I've ever drank. And it was the dumbest thing we've ever done. And so happy that we're all still alive to tell the story. So we were like, all, you know, college kids, whatever. We were like, we're going to get fucked up tonight, like extra fucked up tonight.

So we got Kool-A pictures, two big Kool-A pictures. And we put, you know what X-rated is? It's like a pink drink. It's like a female drink. So we poured X-rated in there. We took Everclear We poured Everclear in there We took Hypnotic

We poured hypnotic in there And my buddy got some lean too Mixed The lean in that shit, dog Mixed all that shit up We was at the club This is all I remember about that night We was at the club

And I saw my man's was on the He was in the floor He was asleep And I was like, I'm gonna wake his bitch ass up Boy, he can't be sleepy We out, be out I'll wake up to him waking me up. And then the next thing I wake up, I wake up in the morning and I don't know where I'm at.

Like, I thought I got kidnapped because I'm like, yo, I'm in the back of some car and I don't know where I'm at. But my buddy, we always parked in the front, but apparently there was no room. He just parked in the back. And I had been living there for like a year. I had never been in the back. It just happens then. So I didn't know where I was and I looked around. I was like this looks like my neighborhood.

So I woke up in the car. They left me in the car. I slept in the car. Stupidest shit we've ever done. I've never done that shit. Jesus. So when you thought you were waking your friend up, you were dreaming that?

No, no, no. I went, I was on the floor, doing my little boogie, right? Doing my thing. I saw and I was like, he's sleep. I'm going to wake his bitch ass up. He's not getting out of this. He's part of him.

I wake up to him waking me up. Because I apparently I went and sat next to him and I fucking don't sleep. Yeah. If you, you've never. a memory pf to you have you like having a thought taking a step and then that's the last thing you remember i don't know i don't i feel like my memory goes backwards and deletes whatever my last memories were right before i pass out usually but that's probably for self-preservation

yeah i don't want to know lucinary benefit benefit yeah um who's up who's up who's who's got a other guy uh oh yeah um so alexander the great Alexander the great Alexander the great was a big boozer. Oh, yeah. Yeah, switch you do mid-show. Yeah, that was crazy. He was going to do Ernest Hemingway, man. I know, but I forgot who I had to pull someone else out as one of my backups.

Yeah, Alexander the Great was once he, a huge boozer and once threw a huge drunken orgy and burned down the whole Persian palate. he had a palace in persopolis which was like a very famous persian palace and he had a drunken orgy and burned the whole thing down that's pretty cool like he was just and he was a he was very highly functioning as he was the owner of the largest empire that the world's ever seen so so if you when you own everything it's almost like you ever get so drunk that stuff just starts catching on fire if there's no place else for you to conquer in the entire world it's like when you get drunk, you actually have the ability to just, like, fulfill all your most self-destructive or destructive tendencies and wishes. And just having, like, getting drunk and fucking until a city

burns down sounds pretty cool. Yeah. And then Ernest Hemingway was also, like, renowned boozehound. Like, this guy, this guy during World War II, the United States military tasked him with sailing around the Caribbean to hunt for German U-boats. So he would get in, he loved fishing. And so you'd get in his boat, he had two Tommy guns and would just spend all day just drinking, fishing. And if he happened to see a German U-boat, he would just light up the side of it with the Tommy guns.

Ridiculous. What position is that in the military? Does that still exist? I don't know. that's the top there's no higher position in the military literally yeah literally you'd come to the docks and the in the u.s government paid for his boat and all of his fuel and you just go out every morning fish and drink all day and then shoot at german ubo if he happened upon one and someone at the military was like look we need this man to be out there he's essential to our fighting force no

Coley's absolutely right. You have to have a job like that at the very top so that everyone is always working their way towards something. That's better than being retired. That's, that's retirement on steroids. So if you're like the chairman of the Joint Chief of Staffs, that should be your gig. You just, you don't even have to wear a shirt to work anymore. You just go out in the Caribbean and you just light up grouper. Exactly. Yeah, just get drunk and shoot at the water. The Germans were never prepared for that. Really, that's what I would want to do in the military. oh yeah probably solve like some of the recruitment issues too like if there was a you know what they should do coley there should be a lottery where like one out of every hundred people that volunteers for the military gets that job and so it's like it's like getting the vaccine where like we're going to give a million dollars to somebody that does this thing we want them to do so there's there's just a possibility that you could just spend your entire career hanging out on the open seas just fully, you know, your belly full of rum and ham. The U.S. military actually funded this man's booze, arms and ammunitions,

bazookas, and fuel in the boat. And we're like, yeah, we're paying for all this. Go do your thing. Well, they were going to pay for somebody to do it. I mean, yeah. Jesus. Dana, cut that because I know what Coles next one is, my bad. Well, no, it's fine because I am going to change it because I don't really want to give

Dana the respect of an entire segment dedicated to his alcoholism. I was going to say Dana Beers, but someone I do actually care way more about, and it's had a far greater impact on my life. Hunter S. Thompson. Hunter S. Thompson, it might be cheating, PFT, if you want to overrule this one, anyone, because he was on all of, if it was a substance, he was putting it in him. He had no reservations of that. but I do think the most consistent

crutch he leaned on was alcohol. I'm not going to do the hack thing and read that fake newspaper report about like his daily routine the Chivas and the cocaine and all that shit. His daily routine wasn't terribly far off. But Hunter S-Tops, I mean, you talk about I believe the greatest American journalist

there ever was or will be and someone who just truly didn't give a fuck about deadlines or that's when you know you have a position of power when it was like print media and only print media and you had to get things in by a certain time and he was just like they'll wait for me they'll run it when I'm ready that was the power he he wielded every single time he sat down at his typewriter and he was just fucking hammered he would just get drunk and go and take some psychedelics and wander around the Kentucky Derby he would just go to He'd follow Ali wherever Ali was.

And he was just like, it wasn't sick. I'm going to just be shit-faced and laying a pool. I'll get to the, he'll wait for me to fight. Yeah. Yeah, he would have to have like those giant almost fax machines delivered to him wherever he was. But since he basically ran whatever paper he was working for at the time, he could fly to any country and then make somebody drop off this piece of like super

expensive, tough to ship equipment. File a phone? Something like that. There were a couple different ones. And like whatever the machine was at that time, it always became a character in whatever story he was writing. Because half of the story inevitably was how to figure out how to get this like 60 pound fax machine to the drunkest person on earth when he's in Azerbaijan on a whim. And then that's, I would read that. I would actually read a story about just how Hunter S. Thompson came to find himself in whatever room.

he was writing that story in at any given time. And that's all that you needed. It just so happened, he was good at actual journalism, too. Yeah, like, he's the type of alcoholic where I don't picture he ever had a clear floor or pathway. Like, you couldn't take three steps without clanking into several glass bodies of various sizes. Mm-hmm. And you can also judge, like, how big of a boozehound somebody is based on what their boozehound friends say about them. and so Jack Nicholson

probably was the best example he's like I love Hunter but I can't hang out with him every day because he's just too much it's like you're out partying Jack Nicholson that's like out smoking Snoop Dog so yeah he's a legend that's a good call

I've got a couple honorable mentions and we can get back to the list but I want to make sure to include these guys in here well first is Cleopatra let's put a lady on the list Cleopatra was known as I think I think she was called like the queen of of the partiers or some there was some Egyptian translation I'm trying to pull up what it was but she was known across the entire Roman Empire at the time as being like just a hardcore party girl and it was because

people back then you really only women only got drunk if they were at elite positions of power because otherwise they were it was looked at as being unclassy if like a poor person was drunk but if a rich person was drunk it was like the classiest thing that you could do and so um i also kind of struggle with the fact uh that it seems like marcus aurellus orillus i don't know how you pronounce his name i forget erilius and uh julius caesar both like came back after getting her pregnant and they were both like telling stories about like how she had this like hypnotic spell and that she would just get drunk and make them get drunk and then impregnate her. I think that was just like their excuse being like, I had sex with this woman.

I wasn't probably supposed to be sleeping with at the time. But it's her fault because she's so good at drinking that she made me do it. She also got into a contest one time with Marcus Aurelius. Yeah. It was a bet that she had in a society that she could. called the inimitable livers. Basically, she made a club talking about how strong her liver was. And she said that she would be able to eat and drink the most expensive meal possible.

And it was like a contest that they had. She told Mark Antony, actually, she could devour a single meal worth 10 million sectarises, which in modern terms equals about $15 million for one meal. So it was a pretty normal meal, like, you know, pretty normal for a queen. Probably had a nice little spread out there, a few different game animals, some figs, things of that nature. But then at the end, she had one of her servants bring in a goblet of vinegar, and she dropped a gigantic pearl earring into the vinegar. So the biggest pearl earring that they had in Egypt, she dropped into the vinegar, which dissolved the earring, which she then combined with wine, slugged out wine. And that was probably like a $13 million drink that she drank.

So that's kind of cool. That's a pretty sick flux. I got a couple throughout there. Ben Franklin, he was quoted saying beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. And Winston Churchill, he was. Winston Churchill is an interesting one

because he drank a ton but was never, nobody ever actually saw him drunk. A lot of historians think he actually like we talked early about Snoop Dog like smoked himself through to the other side Winston Churchill just drank his way through to the other side to where he couldn't get drunk like he consumed so much alcohol

that his body had such a tolerance for it that he could just drink all day and be totally fine in 1908 the year he got married somebody has like a ledger of all the alcohol that he ordered I guess like whatever however that worked nine dozen bottles and seven dozen half bottles

of pole roger champagne so arian uh is not is not a fan uh six dozen bottles of saint estef esteffy something like that red wine five dozen bottles of port seven dozen dozen bottles of sparkling moselle white wine six dozen bottles of whiskey three dozen bottles of 20 year old brandy three dozen bottles of vermouth and four bottles of gin and that was over the course of a year and that's However, that's probably nearing, I don't know, six, seven hundred bottles of alcohol. He would, so in the morning, he would have white wine with breakfast. Then his favorite drink was a whiskey and soda. He'd have several of those throughout the day.

He'd have something different with lunch, depending on what food he had. Then he'd have a brandy after lunch. And then he drank champagne, quote, by the bucket at dinner. And yeah, he just really loved having alcohol on him at all times. but he wasn't drunk, and he liked playing into the image that he was a drunk. Like when people would bring that up, he would kind of play into it, even though he really wasn't. He enjoyed people having that image of him.

And Hitler was Stone Cold, sober. And Winston Churchill was hampered all the time. So I thought we discussed that Hitler was not. Hitler was sober. On alcohol, I'm saying. Oh, okay. You're right. Stone Cold sober.

I've covered this. Stone Cold Sober is not the term. I couldn't understand what he. He didn't drink. Okay. Hitler, he, I don't think he ever touched alcohol. He looked at it as impure. Interesting. And then he was going up against old Winnie T and FDR who also liked a nice martini every now and again.

Just always had, Churchill always had a jack and coke on him. Yep. Yep. You know that meme of all the spiders and it's like spider on marijuana and it's like there's no web, spider on LSD and it's like a crazy web. I'm, like, leader on meth, leader who just drinks all the time, like, with the both respected countries. Yeah, I got it. That's good.

I like that, Billy. Did you have anything that you wanted to add about Winston Churchill, Billy? Oh, man. She's just the homie. He was the homie. It's okay, Billy. Winston Churchill, the homie. I think that might be the first time anybody's ever referred to Winston Churchill as the

homie. He would appreciate that. My favorite fact about him is when he would wake up, he liked to have breakfast in bed, and he really wouldn't get out of bed, especially during the bombing of England. He was just in his bunker underneath the streets of London, and they would just come in, bring him his papers, bring him his specially made tray that they had for him because he was so fat. They made a breakfast and bed tray that was cut out in the belly section

so that he could stay in bed until like noon. And beholding his breakfast around his belly while he was taking up like important. duties and dictating letters and things like that what a legend yep old winnie t um who wants to go next i think it's just collie you in their left collie or do or honorable mentions yeah do you have honorable mentions i mean it's really just dana dana uh started off as a camera guy editor no one really knew him and then he he introduced alcohol into into his like he started doing beer tweets. And now this guy is a content electric factory. Dana, he drank his way into, I guess he drank his way into content.

He was like, if I, if I just get drunk enough, my problem is I haven't been getting as drunk as I could be getting. If I just crank it up to 11, then I'll be able to sell a shitload of merch. And he did. Shout out Dana. My other honorable mention was Andrew Johnson, Lincoln's vice president. Do you know what happened at his inauguration? So when he was getting sworn in, he got so hammered that he was just like falling down in the Senate and he couldn't swear everybody else. And it was like really embarrassing. Here's a letter that was sent from a Republican from Michigan, Zachariah Chandler. So he was updating his wife about how the swearing in ceremony went.

He said, the inauguration went off very well, except that the vice president elect was too drunk to perform his duties and disgraced himself and the Senate. by making a drunken, foolish speech. Apparently, just Abraham Lincoln was in the front row with his head in his hands, being like, I can't believe that this guy is on my ticket right now. Just made a real ass out of himself. And then he basically got, was the first president to pretty much get fired after Lincoln got capped.

So he's my other honorable mention. And then the other person that I had on this list is a legend, Boris Yeltsin. Boris Yeltsin took over for Mikhail Gorbachev as the, I guess you can call him the premier, the present, whatever you want to call it, of Russia after the dissolution of the Soviet Union. And first of all, when he was baptized, he almost drowned in the fountain of wine that they were using when he was a little bit, when he was a baby. That's how he got started. So it's almost like, I don't know, like a Superman origin story or whatever. He barely survived his own baptism.

And then he ended up taking over for Gorbachev. And when he became the premiere of Russia, he was just known as being drunk all the time. If you go and watch YouTube videos of Boris Yeltsin drunk at official occasions, it's so funny. Like, this guy was being escorted. He was being walked around by like a team of people because he couldn't help but stumble over himself. He was also just like always in good spirits. The funniest thing that he did was when he could. came to visit the Clintons in the White House. They found Boris Yeltsin wandering the streets of

Pennsylvania Avenue in his underwear at like one o'clock in the morning. And they were like, what are you doing out here? He was like, I need a pizza. I want to go get some pizza. He was hammered. He snuck out of the White House after getting loaded with Bill Clinton, snuck out of the White House to go try to find pizza in his underwear in the streets of D.C., the head of Russia, and then the night after that he tried to do it again so after like getting admonished and getting caught by the police and escorted back to the white house he got drunk the second night and uh he made his way into the Blair house and a building guard there mistook him for a drunken intruder and then converging Russian and American secret service agents showed up at the same time with their guns drawn

because they thought that there was an intruder on site. So for about like five minutes, Russian Secret Service agents and American Secret Service agents had their guns pointed at each other, a hair trigger away from just starting a massive shootout because Boris Yelton got drunk for a second night in his underwear and went to go try to find pizza. Just a legend of the game.

He was at the White House? He was at the White House both times. Did he not know that they could have just gotten him pizza quite easily? That's what they told him. They're like, we can get you pizza. But he was in a matter of minutes. Yeah, he was just a wanderer. And so Bill Clinton, like, we've all got friends that are like that, right?

The guy that wanders, that's you, Aaron? I'd be out, I'd be out, dog. You just disappear for a while? Yeah, one time my mom had got married and they decided to do it in Vegas. And so they flew both, both the families flew out. And it was like five in the morning. And they found me. And what was it?

I think it was a fat burger, some fat burger on a strip. And I was, I, it was like, we stopped you. He was trying to give $100 for a burger to the people at, at a fat burger. Like, I was trying to pay $100 for a burger. And it was like, there's like, nah, man, it's only $25. And I was like, but it's $100. And I was trying to give him $100. Just take my paper.

Take this piece of paper and give me a burger. A burger's worth so much more than this piece of paper is to me right now. At that time. The Seekout food guy. Yeah, I wander. I do. I do. I get hella, you know what it is?

I get hella friendly. I get hella interested in everything. And so I just be like, wanted to talk to people. I just want to talk to people. Yeltsin also one time, this was in 1991. He faced down a military coup that was trying to throw him out of office. And he was drunk and he still had like a few remaining military forces that were loyal to him. so he goes out into the square climbs up on top of the tank and just like with a i think he had a

megaphone at the time just yells like we're not going to be intimidated while standing on top of a tank in the middle of i think it was uh i think it was in moscow and um people just watched him do it and they're like yeah i think we like this guy and so then a massive crowd formed around him and they're like yeah don't get rid of yelts and then the uh the attempted coup kind of back down because they saw that there was a huge like ground swelling of popularity because their leader does things like stands on top of the tank and screams drunk at the people that are trying to kill him. So Boris Yelton, I don't know, I don't really know anything about his politics, really. He was Russian and he didn't nuke the world. So I feel like

he's like shout out to him. That's that's about as good as I can get with that. I Russia just recently started classifying beer as alcohol yeah yeah that's the other thing about him he he referred to beer as a soft drink so that's what that's what he would drink when he was trying to stay sober crazy yep um all right good good discussion any other another honorable I have one honorable mention Stephen king who Stephen king yeah Stephen king yeah King was a big alcoholic and drug user and his family that kind of cornered him with the intervention of like all the evidence of that why this is the case. And shout up to him, he immediately checked himself in rehab and changed his life. He stopped. What did he write when he was drinking? This happened in the 80s, so anything pre 80, 81?

I know there's certain writers. Like Faulkner, I think, you can tell the chapters that he wrote when he was hammered. Like certain chapters get like a little loose with the punctuation. Yeah, Wagner is like, well, right? Like six pages with no period, right? Yeah. Yeah, I just started like accidental, Cormack McCarthy shit. Yeah.

Avery, you got anybody? There was one. Oh, Buzz Aldrin was one. I saw. I was like looking up. apparently he was like a super drunk like in his book he wrote wrote about it how it like basically ruined his life yeah imagine being drunk on the moon maybe he was i he definitely had a drink on the moon absolutely 100% are they allowed to though i don't think no i bet he snuck a nip

or something he's got an airplane bottle on the moon he's like hey neil don't don't tell anyone he lifts up his visor and his face explodes Maybe not on the moon, but maybe, like, right before because, like... Yeah, I don't know, bro, like, something goes wrong with one of the modules outside where you orbit in the moon and you usually get hella faded. You're like, oh, fuck. I know you got to rely on Buddy to do a moonwalk and he's hell of Zooten. He's driving the lunar rover around, just, like, ghost riding the whip crashing into the craters

and shit. Marshal Lynch. Pumping Mac Dre. And the alien pulls you over? I'm not too sure how much, like, like how much they could control in the cockpit, you know? But I'm sure they account for like everything that's weight bearing. Right. But like how much the, the astronauts actually control, like the rockets and stuff?

No, for my understanding, because I know a dude who's actually accident, he just, he just went to space. But from my understanding, it's just, yeah, Victor Glover. That's awesome. For my understanding, it's just maintenance. like they just they but they have to like be hella equipped about like maintenance and so it's just like maintenance so they're not like actually driving the shit but it's just like they go outside someone gets loose they got tight and so that's why do the spacewalks to make everything is to make sure everything is functioning correctly because that's what it is it was like basically it's just a whole bunch of problem solving and so you have to be in a box with people who are just good at problem solving because everything's going to go wrong he's like and so you have to figure out the way to problem solving so it's like I don't think you want a nigga that's hella faded kind of problem solve you but I got it bro I got it I got it I got it I got it I Got it. He probably won it to have a glass on the moon, but he was also probably like, I also have to make sure that I get back to Earth alive.

So. Yeah. That's where all the booze. Maybe everybody agrees, like, a designated drunk guy just for some kind of entertainment. That would be kind of cool. I think I would be good at that rule, just the guy in the cage. It's just him. Did they have, they probably done a study on that.

They probably had somebody go up there and get drunk just to monitor, like, what the effects are? I heard it's illegal to drink in space, but it's like no one Space cops? Yeah, you're never going to get arrested. There's water cops my niggas. We ain't no fucking town.

Yeah, like I read something and they're like astronauts. It's like they don't enforce that rule because they're up there together and they sneak alcohol in there. How? How? Imagine

I would love to see a jury that would convict me of having a beer in outer space like good luck I think that they would just like tip their hats and be like yeah I understand what the draw would be like I have to imagine that NASA's probably wanted

to study somebody like under the effects of alcohol in space they probably people have definitely fucked in space right had to yeah well I think they have rules against that too is from my understanding as well like I could be wrong

but like like like procreating in space is like a big problem. And so they may have like gun studies, but it's like they don't really want them procreating a space because like the the gravity has everything to do with how the conception is formed

and the pregnancy and all that stuff. So it would like really fuck up that whole process. Well, I pull out. That's my, you talk about problem solving. I think I just check the purse box there. Another really good one that Big T and I were talking about for the show is John Daly.

He has, like, some of the all-time stories for any, like, pro-athlet. One of them was he won $55,000 at a casino and was fighting with his wife on the car on the way home, so he threw it out the window, and he said, if you want the money, you can go find it, but let me tell you something, you don't have a job, you're not working, I'm supporting you, I'm paying the bills. He also... Seems pretty chill. They also...

When he arrived in college, he was a bit too big for golf, so his coach said he had to go a diet so his daily intake consisted of jack daniels and popcorn he lost nearly 70 pounds i love that you're you're too out of shape for golf that's a that's a low point yep he also passed out in the hooters in north carolina because he refused to go to the hospital and had no ride home he's like one of the most loyal hooters customers of all time yep he has a thing in hooters headquarters he has like in his own office i don't remember if we said this on the show or not but like that's That's every year in Augusta, he just sits in the Hooters parking lot and signs autographs for four days. I think he's not allowed back at Augusta.

Right. I think one time he withdrew from a tournament because it was like a rain delay and he just went to Hooters and just said, fuck it. I'm done. That's actually very relatable. This is just like quit golfing because it's too hard and be like, I'm just going to drink light beer for the next eight hours. One of the cheapest beers in New York is at the Times Square is Hooters. if you do the math because they're about i think there's 32 ounces in the mug and if you do the math it's like down to like a three dollar beer that's pretty good possible to find new york city

so you're saying it's nine dollars for a beer there yes a nine dollar 36 ounce beer and beer math was a real thing back when i was you know younger maybe in college or right out of college you had to break it down to know exactly where the best deals were i think that you couldn't do any better at that point, then the 30-pack of Milwaukee's best, which would run you 999 or 1099, depending on whether or not you had a loyalty program at that particular grocery store. But if you really wanted to amp it up, you go Milwaukee's Best Ice, which that gives you even more bang for your buck because it was a 5.9% alcohol as opposed to the 4.5. And you really do have to do like algebra to figure out what is the most cost effective way to get drunk the i think the the best beer um there was a on

amazon they were on amp you on prime day they were selling 30 racks for of uh i forget with cores light actually 30 racks for like three dollars and if you did a price match uh at walmart it showed them this is a three dollar 30 rack you could buy 30 racks for three dollars at walmart we're target i forget where but like that was crazy that that does sound crazy bill yeah pretty good um all right i think this is good good sewed fellas covered a lot of bases on it anybody else have anyone they want to add to the list uh ulysses s grand i thought was a drunk but it turns out some of that's overblown he just like one time took over a steamboat and got drunk for three days on a bender but we've all had bad weekends

among us yeah i mean he had just taken vicksburg and so he needed to blow off a little bit of steam. Then he fell off a horse another time. But it looked like reports over Grant's drinking were just, they were made up by Brandon Walker and the rest of his big South coalition to make it seem like the War of Northern aggression. Big tea. Big tea, yeah.

Oh, don't attribute that to me. Love Grant. All right. Well, that does say. He was Lincoln's second choice, but do love him. Thank God for hangovers Because it deters us all From just being drunk 24-7

Hang on what Aryans say Jesus is probably a little He's just to get a little faded Jesus drank wine Jesus was a fan of wine I'm aware And he was like turning But like most drinking water

Wasn't clean at that time So a lot of people drank wine You would think though He would be like Hey here's how to purify water that could help or we can get drunk up to you guys get drunk and get fucking bacteria from water he's like no listen I I walk on water I drink wine

that's just what the J man does out of control on this show all right guys we'll see y'all next week what do we want to do next week we have any ideas I thought he was going to do prostitutes yeah on your own dime, foster.

I forgot to ask Kelly to set us up with a prostitute, so I'll have to phrase that email very delicately and precisely. Also, I have to guess underwear. Oh, yeah, I guess the underwear. What's Big T wearing? Gray. Gray. Gray.

I think the waistband might be gray. It's black. It's gray. It's gray and black. I'm going to award you a half point. I'm okay with that. I've been striking out, lately, so give me, give me what I can get. Yeah.

Tees is keeping me guessing, though. All right. For next week, we can try to do prostitution. We have a few phone calls that are out there for a big, huge aliens episode, massive, massive names. And then at some point, I want to do the JFK assassination. I don't know if you guys are into that. Instead of prostitution, what about porn in general? What about porn in general?

What about porn? and we can get a porn star on we can get some good porn stars on whoa there's a lot of porn stars that are big barstool fans I mean what do you define as a good porn star like a big name

who give me your mom I'm an amateur guy I don't like the professional you're an amateur guy yeah when porn up when porn up got rid of all like the millions of videos they did it it sucks now wait when they when they crack down on No, stop that. Stop that. They got rid of a lot of verified content that the creators were not happy about because they just expung the whole system.

So you prefer revenge porn. No, stop it. That's bad. That's bad. Cut this. I mean, that's kind of what you're saying. Cut this. Sorry, Mrs. Big T. We've tried to help your son out. New York City has its hooks in them. It's dragging them on her. I think it might be time for an intervention. We'll do an intervention on next show. He's plotting murders and burning prostitutes. Never, never with a prostitute. We could totally get Lisa Ann to come on. I'm not opposed to it.

Never. You're not opposed to prostitution? I think it should be legal. But for you, though, is what I'm saying. I wouldn't do it as long as it's illegal because I'm paranoid about going to jail, but as an idea, I'm not opposed to it. Okay.

You know what? A market of ideas guy. I like it. Yeah, no. Anything that two adults want to do. do that's perfectly fine listen we're we're one bad weekend from Andrew Cuomo away from having heroin and prostitution be totally legal here like if he gets in one like small more bit of trouble he's going to just jump right off that edge and be like guess what we're we're basically

Sodom and Gomor right now go for it well pal we're there yeah you walked outside recently all right guys I will see you all next week you see a boat filled with people it has not sunk but when you look again you don't see a single person on the boat why the first person to answer that riddle will get a sticker pack is that we're doing every yeah we're working on the stickers but we're i'm going to compile who wins and then i'm going to start sending them out once we get them okay awesome all right well that's billy's riddle be the first person to answer it and we will see something cool let's promise love you guys