Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - George Soros

Episode Date: December 15, 2022

On today's episode of Macrodosing, the crew is back to talk the businessman and philanthropist himself, George Soros. Hear everything you need to know about the man behind the strings of our media on today's show. Make sure to go to sonyhall.com to get tickets to our January 26th live show in NYC! You don't want to miss it. Enjoy!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

Hey, macrodosing listeners. You can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Have we started yet? Sure. Oh, yeah. Oh, shit, what the fuck? No, I think we just started, like, right now.

Oh, perfect. That's perfect. It's perfect. How's everybody doing? Doing great. I know that you're doing really well. You know, I woke up this morning at 7.30 to go golf. I wanted to get a session in before today.

episode and when you golf without going to the driving range first and you're still a novice that fucking sucks i just just stunk up the fucking place it was bad would you shoot i stopped keeping count after the first nine at the first nine i hit at 49 interestingly enough i hit the fairway every fucking t shot dog it was all my approach shots they just i couldn't get my iron games working but i fixed my driver like so it's just teeter tata i'll figure it out I have a big course tomorrow though playing a good course What are you playing?

It's called Shadow Hawk It's like a little private country club That one of the homies is a member too And it's like nice And shit That's a good name for a golf course too I like that

Shadow Hawk Shadow Hawk That's a dope Top Gun name too It does Yeah that does That's a good one Are you

Are you seeing Avatar tonight or tomorrow Tomorrow Thursday night. I've been waiting so long for this. I just want to thank all of the gods that you guys pray to. I appreciate the work that they have done to make this happen. I want to thank James Cameron. I want to thank George Soros. I got 24 pages on George Soros. Oh, God. I bet you do, I got both. I got everything. I'm front and back. Front and back

So Aryan I'm going to go see Avatar 2 tomorrow Am I going to be lost if I don't see Avatar 1 Watch the first one tonight So cut the games Why would you not see Avatar 1 Okay I'll watch it tonight Is Jake Sully in this one

Yes he's in it What are we talking about Is Jake Sully with the same actor in this one Yes It's not like in the distant future This can't take the disrespect the day before You know Not the day before

And so how long long is Avatar 1? 2.30? Y'all seen how long this one is? How long? I'm going to see it Friday, but I bought the tickets before I saw the length. Three hours and ten minutes. What the fuck?

Enjoy the experience. Go in 3D. I was made a chat on 3D. I'm working out, microdosing, and then going to watch this and eat like this is going to be sick. I don't know if we can say anything about the movie is long based on the episodes too. That's true. Yeah. You're like, oh, three hours and ten minutes is so long. That is like a short episode. You're saying it's the macro dosing of movies. Yeah, but you can, while you're listening to

this show, you can be doing other things. You like, yeah, you can't, I think there should be an agreement among everyone in the theater. If you go into a movie that's three hours or longer, you can have your phone out. You can use your phone during the movie. No. What's up? Just don't, just don't turn it on like the sound. I don't care if people use the, yeah, turn the brightness down. Yeah, sound. People. I don't ever bother me, actually. Yeah, people can get away with that.

If you're, like, not an asshole, you always get away with using your phone during a movie. Yeah, just don't take it out and, like, hold it up to make it distracting. Or, like, let off the flash. Yeah. Well, I'm excited to watch Avatar 1 tonight and then Avatar 2 tomorrow. I'm going to see it before you, Aaron. I might send you some spoilers. That's your block.

Yeah. I'm going to say RIP, my dog, Tony Stark, right after I get out. All right, Pete, what's his name? Jack Sully? Jake Sully. I don't know who he is. I don't know if he dies. I'm going to tell people that he dies.

Text me. There's no way he does this movie because there are five more. Yeah, there's like five more as where he does. But text me after you watch the first one and be like for a, not even for a movie made in 2009. Tell me the graphics ain't cracking in the movie after you watch it. I mean, you've seen plenty of movies up to 2012. I have. It's almost 2003. Watch Avatar from 2009.

It'd be like, yo, this shit still holds up. Like, it's nice. Wait, PFC, do you have VR goggles? I don't. Oh, I thought you did. Why did you think I had VR? That's what. I'm literally typing in Oculus right now. I want to get my kids an Oculus.

Does anyone have one? I do. I've used one here in the office. You have one? I have one. Yeah, it's awesome. Is it? You fuck with it? Yeah, it's sick.

He watches, uh, go ahead, Billy. He watches J-O-I. eye on it. Yeah, yeah. You would, you'd like to think that, huh? What's Jay Wyatt? What's Jay Wyatt? He freaking explained. No, no. Bill, you brought it up. Yeah, you brought it up. Remember Jerkoff instruction Avery was the only one who knew what it was.

Oh, yeah. He watches it on his virtual reality. No, it's sick. There's some good games on there, man. You'll enjoy it. Is it the meta quest, too? Is that what it is? Yes. Dude, it's crazy. Like, you put the thing on and you just don't even feel like it's real life anymore. That's why I said if you're going to watch it PFT since you can't see it in the IMAX like we all did in 2009,

you should watch it in an Oculus. I've got a pretty big TV. Big T knows. I'd imagine. I've seen your TV. It's not, it's, you know, it's nothing right at home about. Yeah, correct.

Yeah. I just like giving Big T a hard time because he thinks I'm a multi, multi, multi-millionaire. You just don't. him up on it yeah no I am I will I certainly will before we get in today's show you know we've got a new sponsor today holidays are here I want you guys to be safe I want you guys to get around get home don't get arrested don't hurt yourself don't hurt somebody else let's say

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I got a few things I want to get into today before we do we just got to say remember again live show the 26 of January Thursday at Sony Hall

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also real quick Billy will entertain you that night. Yep, Billy will entertain you. Big T's going to do his lib detector test again. We'll pick some people out of the crowd. Yeah, we're excited for that. Real quick, shout out everyone grinding during finals, college, high school. Like, I know you're listening to macrodosing right now while you're studying.

You can do this. You can make it take it easy on the Adderall. There's better new tropics that don't have as big of a crash. That will help you actually retain the information better. Elthene, caffeine, don't kill yourself during finals. Because some of us overdid during finals, now we're so spacey that we get on a podcast about drugs and you don't even do drugs. Aren't college finals like way over?

No. No. That shit, you were struggling through that whole thing. I was it struggling. His entire premise is that like Billy did the wrong type of new tropics during finals week and now he thinks that his brain's fried. Yeah. No, he's fucked up.

But I got those grades. I got through school. That was Billy's personal Vietnam was midterms. No, writing about Vietnam while on as much meth is. Now you've got the thousand yards stare. I did order some meth the other day online. I'm not a drug guy, but I ordered some of the stuff that was in Jack, the original formula, Jack 3D. I found it online.

I ordered some. The bag. It's not meth. It's geranium seed extract. which is, it's a naturally occurring substance. It's completely different from meth. It's not meth. I can't stress enough how not meth this pre-workout is.

Did you get DMAA or DMHA? I'll let you know once it gets here. Dymetholum. Yeah, dude, this is meth. It's not meth. It's geranium seed extract, Billy. Dymeth. It's too meth. I'm a botanist, basically. I'm a flower guy. It's not a, damn. I got flour. I got a flower.

breaking news trump announces another major announcement tomorrow on his truth social that sucks come on come on donald like what are you the NFL doing your scheduled release release well it's funny the video the video is him saying america needs a superhero and then it's a like a a gift like an animated video of trump like opening his suit and it just says a tea and he's shooting laser eyes out okay that's kind of cool yeah you're also what's he going to do like What's this big announcement? What could be bigger than him running for president again? I don't know.

A running mate, maybe? Maybe. Melania's pregnant again? There's no way he's still sticking. Do you think he's, you think he got to, you think he out there stroking? I think he is. I think Trump out there's, no way he's stroking right now.

I think he takes a shitload of Viagra and gets it in. I don't think he's, I don't think he's getting in with Melania. She's sick of his shit. You think so? Many pumps at best. Many pumps at best. On his birthday, maybe. No.

He's definitely short-stroking. I mean, because think about it, I think, what the hell is the name? The little one was the last pump. Wait, the little one? Are you talking about. Barron? The big one. The big one.

The big one. Wait, was he Melania's son? Yeah. He's not Melania's son. He is? Oh. I don't know enough about these. When we're talking about the World Cup in 2020,

let's not forget that Baron Trump's probably going to be on that team as a goalie No he's good no he's too tall to be a goalie Well what about the the Dutch goalie The Dutch goalie was a big motherfucker It's rare that you get somebody that's like 6, 7 or above that's a really world class goalie

It does happen from time to time Like Hekeem Elijah won I think he was the Nigerian national team goalkeeper I think I'm right about that But that's like a very rare thing Because the taller you are The farther you are from the ground

so it's hard to stop low shots. Yeah, but you can, like, you can cover greater. You can't, because you can also kick. You can, but also, like, your legs are super long. If you shoot right next to their legs, if they're a super tall guy, it's very hard for them to get down that fast. And I guess the rebound effect, if you're just able to kick is worse than, like, being able to tuck it.

Yeah, yeah. You want a, you want a goalie that's going to be able to, like, hold onto the ball, not give up deflections. But who knows, maybe Baron Trump could be a goalkeeper, but I think he likes playing out in the field he'd be our Harry Kane so he's actually a soccer player yeah love soccer

how do we know that I've seen him play there's videos of him how do I know more about Baron Trump than you do because I don't actually give a fuck about them you're obsessed as a lib what are you talking about like the lib like you're like part of like

Billy's trying to get on the big tea train I'm not on the big tea train he heard big tea going off on the lips no no you understand that I don't like liberals right you're those are fucking Europe's like everyone else is over everybody else is over the Trump thing but like you're like we just brought it up we just brought up the fact that he's making a major announcement

I know but I don't look at Baron Trump videos I'm shocked that you don't know that Baron Trump is a soccer player I had I thought he was like a basketball player and we're all thinking he was going to the NBA okay but yeah he's a soccer player and he's going to be on the US national team I wonder what that announcement could be though running mate you think? I think it's the running mate M-G-M-G-M-T-V Majority Majorie Green

Marjorie? Marjorie. No. I don't think he'd do that. No way. Big anti-Soros proponent, Marjorie Green thinks he controls space lasers. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know who he would be like who does he look at and he says like that that's my guy.

I don't think he has. If he's smart, if he's smart, he would do DeSantis he was smart I don't think DeSantis would do that I don't think DeSantis would give up Trump publicly that's tough I don't think he'd give up the governor of like being governor of Florida to be a vice president

he's going for he's going for president brer yeah maybe hey he likes Fuentes Fuentes just paid a no fucking one he's not 24 24 25 I don't think he can be Elon I bet you Elon would do it

Elon would definitely do it Yeah Elon by the way He's got like seven jobs Yeah He's the CEO of Tesla He's a CEO of the boring company He's a CEO of Twitter

He works a lot You know it's pretty nuts I mean You know how I once said That's some remote jobs You could juggle seven of them Because they just don't take up that much time Sneaky being a CEO is easy as fuck

Yeah How does one become a CEO. Because like these CEOs, they get hired, they get head hunted and they just like go from industry to industry. You just got to be a chief executive. Yeah, but how does one work their way up? I feel like in in terms of Fortune 500 companies, you don't see many CEOs under the

age of 50. Yeah. Well, there was a study that's, there was like a study that like 90% of all CEOs are born before the year in 1970. or something nice like that in that what's wrong with the youth why do they have no managerial skills I think it just takes you forever

to get to a place where you would be chosen as the next CEO I think you have to... There's just a large population of boomers you have to prove like loyalty to whatever company it is for a while and you have to be trusted being CEO

seems like an easy job I thought it's like you get appointed by like board of directors it's basically like you manage the company basically so like you oversee everything and they trust your vision kind of we should ask erika how to become a CEO nepotism yeah that is the best way to do it that is the best way for sure well you just got to be C sweet long enough and then get tapped I mean that do you remember the story from Silicon Valley of that's a great explanation you just have to be in the C suite and then get

tapped that's true like people always say like they tap their CFO to become CEO yeah and getting tapped is either very good are very bad. Yeah. You can't be neutrally tapped. You can't. I feel like most cases it's good, though. Yeah.

But then I feel like you could get tapped for murder by like the mob. Yeah. What is tapped? This is it's a term. Chosen. It's a turn. Yeah. It sort of applies a lot to like frat stuff, especially secret frats.

Oh, secret societies. Yeah. I had a homeboy who I had a homeboy at college, not my carter, but a dude I went to the league with. But he said at his college, they had this, like, secret society where they would do nothing but dope shit, but they wouldn't let anybody know who they would do it. So they would get together. They would, like, have meetings and shit. And then they would go do, like, dope-ass shit.

Like, they would clean this something up, or they would fundraise and donate money here. And they would all do it all anonymously. Fire. Do they go to an Ivy League by chance? No, I was... William and Mary some shit like that Huh

That's I'm surprised someone From William Mary Are they FCS? William Mary William Mary They're FCS Yeah

They're D1 FCS They play in the CAA Yeah Used to play against JMU Isn't that the oldest College in America Cause went there Mike Toma

Yep Tomlin went there Wait does that mean That McVeigh went there too Yeah yeah no Sean McVeigh went to my school that's right but no no but who did he might have transferred

because Tomlin definitely played with McVeigh or was it McVe or was it no no it was McVeane it was McDermann yeah McDermann yeah McDermann yeah McDermann yeah yeah those Irish they just populate everything do you think there's like a conspiracy where like all the Irish control the world because they're definitely not no they might there's definitely

you think about how many mix are everywhere the Irish cannot control the world are you well think about it Think about how many high-ranking positions the Irish are in. Yeah, I think that there's like, there's a lot of them that don't live in Ireland. Ireland is like Pittsburgh. If Pittsburgh was a country, like you see there's fucking Pittsburgh Steelers fans everywhere in the United States. It's not because there's like so many more of them, although there are a lot of Steelers fans.

It's just that people that grow up in Pittsburgh, they get the fuck out of Pittsburgh. But they retain their Steelers fandom as the one cultural thing that ties them to the city, much like if your family is Irish you get the fuck out of Ireland but you still hang on to the alcoholism yeah it's tough yeah right big tea hmm right big tea

anyway I'm actually gonna try this episode I think I think Billy was just Is Bigtee Irish? Yeah he was just trying to call big tea like an alcoholic No I wasn't It's a callback Big Tea called Billy an alcohol

Oh are you saying you're Irish No you were saying Big Tea was he was peeing on the street with his friends and he got defensive. Which didn't happen. So I'm actually going to try this episode to make a lot of people who believe in this anti-Semitic conspiracy theory pro-Semitic and flip them because the Irish, like that juxtaposition of why there's so many like George Sorosus. There's also a bunch of Irish people in high-ranking positions and there's a diaspora

that also like ends up in a bunch of places. Okay. So your, so your goal is to. make anti-Semitic people anti-Irish? No, no. Yeah. Yeah, sure. That seems like a step in the right direction.

Yeah, like I can't quit cold turkey. You got to hate somebody. Yeah, transform to the, listen, I'm, I'm like a quarter Irish. I'm willing to, I'm willing to do that. To take some of the shoulder to the bird up. Take some heat. Yeah. Let's throw up the Nina sides.

You guys can hate me. No Irish need apply. Yeah. Bad dog, you're Irish? Super Irish. You guys can meet me on. Can I ask you a question? Like how, who is from Ireland?

Like how far back? My grandpa. Oh, straight up your grandpa? Whoa. That's pretty Irish. He has an accent? He's dead, but he did not have an accent. No.

My Irish heritage dates back to like early 1800s. So like I'm not like actually Irish, but just have the name and the genetian. genetics that's it i think that's like actually irish i know but like then you so i run i run into a lot of actual irish people because i hang out construction those types of bars and they always get pissed when i'm like oh yeah my family's from county cork and they're like oh you're from i'm from county cork oh my god are you guys related what probably yeah probably it's weird like that that'd be wild um but they're like every americans from ireland but the thing is that the reality is there's more Irish people outside of Ireland.

Yeah. So they got the fuck out. Yeah. During the potato famine. I was going to say during the famine, right? Yeah, the great famine. Fun fact, County Cork, that's where the Titanic made its final disembarkment from. Yeah.

I think from Cove. Yeah. Spent some time in Cove. Hank, you're Irish. What do you think about the, what do you think about the conspiracy that it's actually Irish people that are in the giant cabal that controls the world? Is that a good thing or bad thing? Yeah, like you control finances, the media entertainment.

All the cops, Hollywood, fire department, all the Hollywood mix. Like Matt Damon, Irish, Mark Wahlberg, half Irish. I'm down. Both of them are the same person. Yeah. It's true. They are the same. Like, they're everywhere.

Is it true? I mean, it's the first I've heard of it, but it's got some legs. Taco bells, they control all the Taco Bells. That's not even Irish. All the Irish pubs. Like what do they Yeah McSwiggins

And don't keep you started on all the O's out there Yeah O'Malley Cabinoles O'Charley How many Irishmen are in the Supreme Court Good spot O'Charly's Oh Charlie's is good

What do you got O'Charley's or Marie Callender's Shot TK O'Malley's Wait what Marie Calendaires Marie Calendier That's a frozen dinner brand That's a chicken pot pie

No they also have They got brick and mortar locations What? What? Yeah The Kennedys? Oh, well... Oh, yeah, the Kennedys.

The Kennedys... If that's the case, O'Charly's is a fantastic establishment. What are your, like, favorite fast casual restaurants? Oh, my God. Cillies number one by a country mile. Oh, Charlie's is up there, top three. I don't know what O'Charly's is.

By the way. It's a... It's an American restaurant. Like, um... One, two, three. Chili's number one. You've put me on the spot. I'll have to come up with a list.

Okay. Can I give you five minutes? Yes. You just because you've, we recorded something earlier. This France hasn't even won yet. Correct. France is going to win today. Dude, we recorded playing at football and I said that France was going to be playing

Argentina. Dude, FIFA's rigged, Hank. They wanted to be messy. It gets Mbapé for a passing of the torch game. Messi and Mbapé, you know what club team they both play for? Paris Sanger Man You know who owns Paris Sanjerman

The Emir The Emir does Like literally the Qatari government owns their club team Dude seven of the 13 alive Supreme Court justices are Irish Yeah That's

You know what Aren't you Irish probably Yeah but I'm trying to convince Anti-Semites that That they should really hate the Irish I'm with Billy on this one I think they're everywhere I actually think Billy's on

Something I want to fuck with the Irish I started Well, look at what happened. Like, you know, Kanye should start going after the Irish. Yeah, no, they'll plague you up real good. They'll meet you on the street. They'll be teaching the shaleigh.

Do you think the Irish are oppressing all the non-Irish by making them drink all their alcohol? Think about it. Yo. Think about it. Think about it. So they, all the Irish pubs everywhere. So the Irish introduced like beer and drinking culture into the United States to keep people down, to keep working class people down. Yeah.

So that they could all get addicted to alcohol while. real Irish people at the top they advanced up the levels that's definitely what they did i was saying that billy was wrong at the story of this billy's fucking right yeah that's a giant conspiracy conspiracy go i mean think i mean our president is irish currently oh proudly irish yeah irish oh he dude he he's so irish it's so funny like when they asked joe biden any question about England, who's like been a staunchest ally for, I don't know, like 200 years, uh, he'll always make sure to throw in a dig like he hates British people because he's so Irish. That's how old school Irish he is. What's that, what's that beef? Tell me what

was, oh, it goes way back. England subjugated the entire Ireland, the entire island of Ireland, uh, for centuries did some pretty nasty things to them. They like manufactured famines. like a lot of the stuff they did to most of their colonies but the Irish were they get a lot of because there's so many around they're trying to play up this famine thing and we don't even know if it's real hard yeah was the potato famine real yeah was the potato famine real

did did they actually get oppressed or was it like the media like the Matt Damon's and everyone in the media who's Irish pushing that I have my top five Okay. All right. Let's go. Top five American chain restaurants. Number one, far and away Chili's. Just an elite establishment. I'll tell you what, though, Joe's gotten to him, went to Chili's in Nashville over Thanksgiving. The three for 10 is now like three for 1399. That's bullshit. I was floored. That's bullshit. Almost got up and walked out. Number two, yard house. Another incredible place.

just everything you could ever want if you're if you're huge into beers they are more beers than you could ever imagine great menu the TV set up fantastic just a great vibe so my it's funny that that's your second highest ranked restaurant considering you don't drink beer I I drink beer every once in a while with the fellas yeah but that I do that but yard house is explicitly a restaurant or your balls out when you drink with the fella I do not do that but they have angry orchard on draft and you can get it in a gigantic cup which rocks hey god there was some dude uh when barstle tweeted that shit yesterday there was some dude and then he's there and he's um fucking erian acting like he's never heard that before and i just what that shit took me back

like that's it like yeah like this is a known thing i thought there was just like a select y'all do this a lot like y'all take your balls out and drink i had never heard of that It's an important part of our culture, area. Like, dude was like acting like he's never heard of that before. I've never heard of beer drinking and balls out. That's stuff, though. You do ridiculous stuff to distract the opposing team in beer pong when it gets down to the final cup because it's very hard to hit the final cup

and that little bit of distraction can go a long way. It's also just like good vibes, you know? Okay. When your ball out, everyone has a good laugh. Because it's like, what, is that a ball or his penis? And it's like, oh, it's a ball. Number three, Texas Roadhouse. Okay.

That's a good one. Great spot. Similar to O'Charly's great roles. The roles that are Charlie's are really, really good. Oh, I get up, I take a bag home. Number four, I don't know if how national this is. I think it's a pretty national. Cheddar.

Okay. Y'all be to Cheddar? Yeah, cheddars is good. Never seen you cheddars in my life. Very good spot. It's very rich food. It's like heavy. You leave,

you leave cheddars and you're warm. Yeah, yes. That's a great way to describe it, but very good. Good atmosphere in cheddars as well. And rounding out the top five, O'Charly's. Okay.

I thought O'Charlie's would be top three-ish, but then I started making the list. No outback. What's O'Charly's? I, Longhorn was almost five, but O'Charly's had to be in there. So Longhorn Outback, those are probably,

those are top ten for sure. Okay. Jeff D. was going to have your ass for that. Jeff D. Lowe loves Alback. I respect a man who has such an affinity for an American chain restaurant. Yeah. Even it happens to be like an Australian-American chain restaurant.

That's true. Jeff D. Lowe to Outback Steakhouse is me to Chili's and Yard House. Got it. Yard House is a very close sucker. I feel like if someone was visiting New York and asked Big T for like a recommendation, like a normal person would say like Peter Lugers or something like that, Big Tee would be like, you got to get your ass to yard house. My friends were in town this weekend and I tried to get us to go to Yard House and we didn't go. Did you do it like as a joke? Like, ha ha, we can go to Times Square.

Yeah, kind of like, like guys, you know who is great. If, because we wanted to watch, I forget what game it was, but we wanted somewhere that we could watch game. And I was like, fellas, you, the thing I love about the Times Square yard house, it's in the most, like, it is impossible to forget where you are when you're in Times Square. But the restaurant's so big, you almost forget for a minute that you're in New York. And I love that. Yeah. The upstairs is perfect ambiance. TVs everywhere.

They got projectors in there. there bruskees with the fellas it's just a great time that's the thing about new york restaurants is because space is at such a premium here and it's so expensive they're all super tiny right so you end up sitting right next to somebody yes you feel like if you're ever on a date you feel like you're sharing a table with the couple that's right next to you it's really strange but um it's that's i agree with you it's nice when you go to a big place yes and you're able to like look across the restaurant you're like i feel like i'm in the suburbs right now correct you get it yep that's nice. I've done that move, by the way,

two big two, where you like jokingly suggest something. Guys, it'd be crazy. I do that with karaoke sometimes. I tried. We were supposed to go to karaoke Saturday night. I haven't been to karaoke in years, but there's a great karaoke spot we should go to. What's it called? Biggies on the Upper East Side. It's my favorite place. Biggies? Iggyz. Or we could hit K-Town. K-Town's got some good spots. K-Town's a great place if you're young

because there's, like the beers are cheap, like Times Square. Food's good. Yeah, it's like it's not a tourist trap where everything's overpriced. You can really have fun in Ktown. I used to like once every, once every nine or ten months, like 12.30 a.m. rolls around. You've had maybe three drinks at this one bar thinking about moving on. Where should we go next? Karaoke's right around the corner.

I'm on a once a month, once every three weeks. That's way too much. Whoa, you are an addict. I'm usually not singing karaoke, though. It's like all of the producers here love this place. And so we all usually go together and it's like 20 bar stool people. And so I usually don't even end up singing. It's the camaraderie of it all.

But you go. So you get you get dragged along. Not dragged. I go willingly. But sometimes or the line to sing is so long that sometimes it you just don't. By the end of the night, you're like, I. Have you sung here in New York? York.

Yes. What do you sing? I sang one headlight with a producer, Kevin Zupi. That's a good song. And I also sang, actually, I also sing with Ebo, another great producer here, Dixieland Delight. Okay. Right out, right, that was right up to Tennessee.

I was in my favorite Al-Dama song. Yeah, it was in my VFL phase or VFL era, which is never leaving, but I was really into the Tennessee thing at the time. And so I was like, let's sing Dixieland Delight. So I encourage you to keep going. on this karaoke kick that you're on. However, I'm just letting you know, like, that's, you do entirely too much karaoke.

You're going to burn out on it super fast. Like, no, you're not the one doing it. You're basically a musician. I was going to say, we should do karaoke to entertain the clients on January 26th, get your tickets now. At Tony Hall. But you, like, it's too much.

You know what? We could bring a karaoke machine to the live show. Yeah. And we could, we could do a hat game where we've got like six songs written down, put into the hat. and we have to draw them at various points in the show

whatever song you pull out you have to perform what would be the best one Slob on my knob by 3-6 Mafia Life is a highway is my go-to Yeah well Billy we're not doing go-toes here We're doing Mr. Right Side's Entertaining songs for clients

Wait hold on Are you guys coming into this live show shit right now We're just a ticket story on sale did No I'm talking about the karaoke Are you down for that? I mean we performed during the live show yeah we'll just pick out of a hat and whoever

pulls it has to do it remember we tried doing no no no no no no if you do this everyone has to do it all right fuck it my vote is for no but if we do it everyone has to do it how about we do this take a poll about for the live show if they want to sit up there and watch us sing karaoke

that's because they might not want to see that Yeah, that might be more fun for us. Yeah, so ask them, and then we'll, if they want to see it, I'll check. We can do it after when we're entertaining clients too. Yeah, so live show tickets on sale now. They're going fast. I think we have four more tickets left. There's four tickets left.

So you can buy, you can buy, yeah, I know it's crazy. There are four tickets left. We're trying to get, dude, do you know anything about the live event business, Billy? the last four tickets are the hardest ones to sell. Damn. Fuck. So we've got four more left. You can't buy one or three, only two or four. So if you're a single, you're S.O.L. Sorry. Yeah, like we've already sold out of all

our single tickets. Um, so we can do parties of two. We can accommodate parties. You can maybe go check just to see if some have shown up. Yeah, on the secondary market. They relist those sometimes. But, um, as of this morning, four tickets left. Can, my mom even come? No

Oh shit Damn it No she can Mrs football can come Okay fine My mom's coming All right moms All moms

I'm officially saying All moms are welcome I love moms I do Me too Moms are great You guys Yeah we know

You guys love Very different ways We know We know damn well You like your moms Matter of fact If you buy tickets bring your mom you know what we might do

we might do mom awards hello afterwards yeah I was going to say if you bring your mom there's a good chance you'll get VIP backstage yeah I think we're going to bring all the moms we might do the coolest mom how about that coolest mom contest Aaron will not be judging the coolest mom contest we're judging the hottest mom contest yeah I say hater vibes man what you mean We do love moms. I'm going to go see my mom in a couple weeks. I'm excited about that.

Oh, I can't wait. Mom's coming down. She's about to throw down for Christmas. I have been on it. Christmas abs. I didn't get there. I know we relocated to Super Bowl ads. But the last three weeks, I have been grinding it.

So it's like, you know, I'm almost down. I'm like six pounds from my playing weight right now. Whoa. And I've been grinding. Yeah, I've been grinding. But it's different, though, too. You know what I'm saying? Like, I had a lot more muscle mass.

But still, I'm slimming down, I'm feeling way better, can't wait. I'm about to put it all right back on in Christmas, but it's only going to be a couple days, you know what I'm saying? I'm definitely going to binge eat for sure. Yeah. How are you doing on the Christmas? I've all been grinding. Same.

Since I got the flu, actually totally erased the Thanksgiving deficit. Yeah. Been just doing cardio boxing and eating clean. And it's actually working out real well. I got back on the Peloton. I've been doing a lot of running. And it's weird because I hate running. running is the worst exercise.

I fucking can't stand. I get so bored, but I also get in a weird way, like addicted to it because when I do it, I feel like I've really accomplished something at the end because I hate it so much. Does that make sense? It's also, in my opinion,

the easiest exercise to do. Oh, yeah. Because it's all about just, like, getting out of the house. Just run. Yeah, and I have a dog, like, I've trained my dog to run with me, and it is the most beautiful thing on earth.

Do you look at it like here, it's pack leader, it's following you? No, no, I think of it is more like we're on a simulated hunt and we're like chasing something together and we don't know what we're chasing, but we just have a bond through exercising together. And when you get back, you look at each other and you can tell your dog's looking at you like, great job. Yeah. Yeah. We're like, we did it. Yeah. Like at the end Billy goes on a lot of adventures. I've realized like you're dog, you and your dog when you do this, you're just on an adventure together. Oh yeah. We don't know what we know. We know there's a stretch at the end

and that's when we sprint and he knows as soon as he turns the corner on the block like we're going hard and we push each other like sometimes he slows up and I got energy

then he has energy when I'm slowing up and it's just like an awesome symbiosis I got a question I got a question just for everybody but just hearing Billy talk

and hearing a big T talk earlier I got a question because y'all don't really like the city like that right so you win the lottery you are 50 million dollars in the bank liquid where do you set up shop like where are you like this is

where I want to call home I go straight to bank of America and ask where the rest of my money is because I was a lot wealthier yesterday right big T problem that's a good question you big T said Nashville Nashville for sure Nashville is anywhere in the world you go to Nashville yeah dude Nashville's the best all right maybe Honestly, I might, maybe like East Tennessee, maybe Knoxville, get like a big cabin up in the mountains. Because in your close, yes, yeah, maybe East Tennessee. You got to go to two spots, but like in close succession, you got to have, like, if you're that rich, you got to go like place with a lot of space and an apartment that you can, you know, get too easily. I mean, if you're 50 million isn't like private helicopter money,

helipad on the top of the building to go to and from your two houses. But like that would be the sweet spot. Yeah, but the question was one spot. That's kind of the whole premise of it. It's like you have to pick one. I know the spot. You're not going to tell us. I'm not going to tell you.

It's in, it's in New York. It's in New York, but it's the perfect, it's the perfect distance from the city. And in. Where is? Like, what is this? Chris. Billy has to make everything so weird. It's in between the Hudson

and the Connecticut border. Why can't you just answer a question, like a hypothetical where would you want to live? It's not even like you live here. It's a mythical I actually know exactly where it is. Well, it's like I know where I'd be, but like I'm not going to tell you guys. Let's just say it's

in the disputed area between where downstaters and upstaters debate whether it's upstate New York. All right. Great. Good answer, Bill. Great answer, man Maddie, Avery? I'd just get a really nice apartment in New York And then probably like a lake house somewhere

50 million you're getting an average apartment in New York It's not true No That is a nice but that's all your money Go on no you can get a good apartment Like a place that you would be comfortable living in For 10 million Or less than that probably

You can get a nice spot for a million I bet It depends if you want one of those one singular look up no chance new york real estate one million dollars you know the one million dollars gets me like my apartment that i live in jina do you know the the fuck you money middle fingers that are right around central park those giant towers they're some of the most expensive like billionaire row uh i think but they're like 432 parks people refer to them no no but like the new ones they're called like the middle fingers like fuck you money and they're just these tall skinny uh apartment towers yeah but they're not they're new

but those ones have like brand new modern apartments and like tons of amenities that are like the best apartments in new york from a view standpoint amenity standpoint and location standpoint and i'm pretty sure those go for like 50 million each they're owned by like tons of like oligarchs and stuff and that's and but they have insane views of central park no i'd live on the upper west side and and yeah and come to work every day still I think I would move, I would, I need somewhere with a beach if it's my only spot. You just moved to the shore year round. Yeah, just moved down to Asbury Park. Yeah. Just hang out at the beach all year round. No, it would probably be somewhere warm year round. So I'm thinking, you know what?

It might even be New Orleans. What? I love New Orleans. So here's my dilemma that I constantly have with New Orleans. It's my favorite city in the United States. but I don't know if I'd be able to live there It's got to be a visit place It's a great visit place

It's my favorite place to visit by far I don't know if it would be too much for me to live there And I'm not talking about like the boozing all the time All that Just like it's it's a lot New Orleans is a lot to deal with Now there's school neighborhoods and stuff The food is tremendous

But again like I'd probably get fat down there But New Orleans would be at towards the top of my list I would say New Orleans And then maybe San Diego yeah shit late San Diego is a great

being a short of going to Mardi Gras this year trying to come down You want to get on a float I got a guy You got a Mardi Gras float guy We do I got a guy we could get on a float

We've got the Mardi Gras Mardi Gras Mardi Gras was popping I got a guy He just He's my neighbor He just moved out Erud

Do you remember By any chance goal france called it this game's over this game is over do you remember the guy that did

the science fair project about how to grow the game how to grow a game or baseball no yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's our Mardi Gras guy that's the Mardi Gras guy

yep let's get it in so okay when is Mardi Gras March something February Tuesday yeah thank you for the translation

By the way, a million dollars gets you a 500 square foot apartment on Wall Street. How much? A million. That's not great. And it's like a pretty average look in place. That's not a great apartment. You know what? You take that one.

Or several places like deep into Brooklyn, Queens. Bushwick. Okay. Marty Grau is on Tuesday, February. 21st, 2023. That is, I think that's the day

after President's Day. Sounds like it. I would like to go to Mardi Gras. I don't know if I'm going to be able to go. We do record part of my take. We should do part of my take from Mardi Gras. I mean, that'd be wild. That's not.

Party Gras. Yeah. What a very good one. Marty might take. I'll work on that. But New Orleans is probably up there. San Diego. Aaron, you know San Diego is like the most beautiful place in the world.

It's like perfect gorgeous. Amazing. Avery, what about you? I like where I'm at right now. Burden County, New Jersey. Great house is up there. Just buy a sick house, man. Some big land.

Big plot of land. $50 million, you wouldn't live anywhere else? No. The restaurants where I live are unreal. Like, you don't really need to branch out that much. And there's a lot of places with enough land. You build a big house. Arturo's?

Arturo's is great. Yeah, I mean, just ask large. He loves living where he's at, and he's a couple of towns over for me. What about the fact that, well, I guess you probably don't mind the cold because you've been here your entire life. Yeah, no, not at all. I actually enjoy the fact that I get all four seasons, and I'm close to the city. There's really nothing else that I could really ask for. Okay, so let's switch this up and say, it can't be in the United States.

$50 million You have to leave the country Where do you go? Huh That's a good one I think I'm going to go to New Zealand Yeah, that's pretty dope I might go to Greece

Edinburgh I think Edinburgh I love it there How many times have you've been there? Just once But I liked it a lot Really? Where's Edinburgh

Scotland? That's north Have you ever been there during the winter? No, I have not I've just been there during the summer I was there during Brexit I knew kids who went to St. Andrews in Scotland is a college that's like super cheap relative to American colleges.

So I had a bunch of friends who went over there and they're like in the summer it's nice and it's where the St. Andrews courses and it's right near Edinburgh. But turns out during like they're close enough to the Arctic Circle that your whole like your day cycles get so messed up because it's so dark all the time. You need, like, vitamin D supplementation, like, people to go to tanning beds. Looks wise. Edinburgh is beautiful. I mean, I was just there last year.

It's unbelievable. The whole town is insane. But the food is, yeah. I'll go, I'll go Edinburgh during summer and then winter in, like, Monaco. That's nice. Well, actually, I don't know how nice Monaco is. Monaco is kind of. George Soros is there, I think.

I'm sure he's got a place there. He lives in, not Scarsdale. He lives in, like, putt, like. He lives up in Westchester. Like Terrytown? He's got several places. He lives in Alphabet City. Where does he live?

He lives on Avenue D. No, you literally, I think he literally, because that's where they sent the pipe bomb, which we'll get into later. Yeah. So Matt Doug, when you went to Scotland, did you do the tour and touch the dog's nose? No. Yes, I did. I did touch the dog's nose. Yeah.

And I did the tour of the cemetery where J.K. Rowling got all the names for Harry Potter and all that. I really liked it there. I thought it was awesome. You did like the big underground tour. Not underground. We stayed above ground. Okay. There's a crazy underground in Edinburgh.

And it's from like hundreds and hundreds of years ago when people didn't have apartments there. And they actually lived like in the sewers and underground. If you were poor, that's where he lives. Oh, God. Wild, wild tour. Soros lives in Catona, New York. Which is like the funniest like village in Westchester to me because it's like, why would you live there if you were that big of a billionaire? he lives in midtown he lives at the yard house

no he actually lives in the pinch i'll catch him there he lives in the penthouse suite of margaritaville at the very top it's the sorrows suite easy access to the yardie yeah across the street yardy party it's five o'clock somewhere that's what that's a famous sorrows quote he's introducing legislation he's funding legislation to make it five o'clock in in one in his particular building year round all the time rocking hawaiian shirt just digging it. I would live in the Galapagos. I was going to say going to an island with a lot of money like that would be sick.

Like Aruba or St. Martin, Galapagos is great. Any island that you have that much money, build a sick house. The problem with Galapagos is they don't let you live there. They don't let you move there. You have to either be born into a family that lives there or you have to marry somebody that's in a family that lives there. So that's tough.

Looks like you're getting all. wiped up. It looks like I'm going to have to like, there should be a, there should be like a dating app just for people from Galapagos. There definitely is. Yeah. And New Zealand is like that too, ain't it? New Zealand, they make it difficult to move there. Yeah. I'm pretty sure there. Well, I mean, a little feeling cougar. I'm going to make it happen. I think Soros was actually, I think he's opened up those borders. He's opened up every border. Yeah, that's his, I mean, that's his philosophy. It's more of a labor supply, belief than anything sinister

but we'll get into that later okay we will get into that later what about you big tea if you had to leave the u.s of a maybe like Portugal or Spain somewhere over there near the beach maybe big tea comes back speaking Italian

that should be fire they don't speak that there they speak Brazilian in Portugal whatever whatever they say Spanish Spanish and Portuguese Brazilian maybe Maybe just London,

pre-America? Well, then you might No, you might feel go Canada if you're looking for like America. No, pre-American. Oh, no, no, no. You ever been to Canada? Not really. Big Tee, you get so mad if you lived in London. But I can't. And your taxes were going to the royal family. Yeah, and you better not need a medical procedure.

I don't know. See, that's where you get into trouble with all of Europe. I would have the better health care. I want to be like to talk G and live in Romania. yeah i know england has i think they're very happy with the n i h over there i don't know you may want to consult with them about that okay um

you would be you would you would you would have fun in england because it is similar to america in a lot of ways um but yeah you would the whole royal family thing you hate the royal family i do so much you would be put on a list if you lived over there i think a lot of them hate them though yeah they do they did get upset with donnie and i at the world Cup though for for dropping uh lizzie's in a box on them oh yeah british fans that were over there truth is always a defense i watched that i watched that whole shit bro that shit was hilarious

the uh the me and donnie trip to katar yeah why did y'all get non-alcoholic beer like what's the point of that shit they didn't serve alcoholic beer so up until a week before the world cup started they said that they were going to have beer served in the stadiums because you know Qatar is a country that has a lot of laws against alcohol and things like that. So they normally don't serve beer unless you're at a resort or a specific place with a very specific license. It's hard to find alcohol. They said for the World Cup, they would sell it in the stadiums. They had all the beer stands put in place and all that.

And then about a week before the World Cup started, they made an announcement that, sorry, we're not going to be serving beer during the World Cup after all. But you can still buy non-alcoholic beer. right so why get that that tastes shitty instead of just getting something that doesn't taste shitty because we wanted to chug some non-alcoholic beers get psychologically drunk yeah so exactly thank you bill pavlov the thing i was i was curious about because you said y'all was on cardboard right uh carboard a lsd yes and it my it to me you couldn't have taken a lot right it was almost like a micro dose because it felt like you were all the way there and all the way into the

game rather than like in your own world. Yeah, I took, I think a small dose. I didn't know how much to take because I'd never taken it before. And so I trusted Donnie. Donnie was like take a little bit. It was essentially like a half dose that I ended up taking. But also at the same time, I was very paranoid about, I was going into the experience in a bad state of mind already because I was like a little bit nervous about doing acid and guitar. And then I was nervous about just being in the stadium with all these unfamiliar people and in a place where I didn't know how to get out of. So it was, it was a bad location to try it. But I was just like, you know what? You want to guarantee that this video will get views. Well, how about you do acid and guitar? So I took, I took just a

little bit. But you're right. I probably didn't take enough to really fuck myself up. I just ended up getting like very paranoid, very sweaty and like a little bit distracted by lights and things. Oh, that's dope. Yeah. Congrats. By the way, a message came out that Grant Wall had a torn aorta. Yeah, blood vessel in his heart. So foul play has been. Yeah. According to the medical examiner and his wife, foul play has been ruled out which is crazy coincidence that it happened to him and happened to him over there after everything that had happened that week like wow but this will not satisfy the conspiracy theorists this is why we wait for all the facts to come out regarding things a little nanobot i mean nanobot i don't even know like a little robot

little robots crawling through your veins they said that that could have produced some of the symptoms the uh the pressure on his chest that he was feeling um with that got diagnosed his bronchitis that symptom could have been presented by by the heart, by the blood vessel leaking and building up pressure in his chest. It's crazy, crazy timing for all that, really. Like his entire life, he didn't have no preexisting, like, that's what I'm saying?

He didn't know pre-existing, nothing? No. Just. No. Yeah, just crazy timing. So I guess, like, it's not a good thing, but it's better than the alternative of finding out that he was, poisoned by somebody

yeah but I'm sure that that won't that won't shut everybody up about it but yeah he is that's that report came out today why did I guess it makes them look bad to do this too but why wouldn't Qatar come out and say like we had absolutely nothing to do with this

maybe because they didn't want to like even draw attention to that fact yeah but I mean it was already that was cats out of the bag yeah well not to them I guess it doesn't make them look good to say that right but it's like the old that was a no win that was a no win situation right the old political thing like if you can get your opponent to say I've never fucked a pig right then

you've beaten them because they're talking about how they haven't fucked a pig you know yeah so uh that's probably not the best analogy to use in this situation but it's kind of similar like if they had made a statement all that would would have happened would have been people to duck on it and been like oh well I don't believe this yeah so um I guess I guess it's good news. A couple other things. George Bush, it's the anniversary of George Bush ducking the shoe that got thrown at him in Iraq.

You guys remember that? Elite athleticism. Follow him on Twitter, that guy that threw his shoe. Cat-like reflexes. What is he saying to that? Is he commemorating the occasion? Oh, you know, what's his name? I'm looking at him up.

I haven't seen a tweet for a while. Well, man, I didn't. There's a long time ago. I haven't seen him tweet anything because my shit is chronological now so it just pops in sometimes I just miss people's tweets It was

He missed him by like A couple inches Could have been more than like two or three inches And Bush just ducked right out of the way Missed the second one, he blocked the second one, right? Very big T high noon-esque Yeah, been there, pal Yeah

Me, George W verbal meme Got to watch on YouTube got to watch it yeah got to check it out big tea you hear any any rumors around the office i've heard a couple how are you feeling about them i it's fine who cares is what it is i guess it'll be by the time the show comes out it'll be out right i would think so i don't want to take that chance though it might not be all right but yeah there's there's some rumors there's a ton of rumors out there i think it'll be pretty clear what we're talking about probably by the time the

show comes out. People are talking, but you're fine with whatever happens? Yeah, whatever. You've always been like that, though. Like, there's not a lot I come to work, I go home. It is what it is. There's not a lot that can happen in Big T's life that'll throw him off his routine. Big T. handles his business regardless of what other people

are doing. For the most part. Nine hours ago, his name is Montazar El Zahidi. Zahidi? I know I've butchered that. My apologies. brother.

He tweeted this video. I can't get it translated. He tweeted this video of him throwing that shit. I mean, say what you want about W, but he's on camera performing under the brightest of lights on two huge occasions. One is ducking the shoe barely. And then two, the first pitch at that Yankees Mets game that was right down. He threw the shit out of that.

He's got hit. His was better than, you see 50 cents? Yeah, he might have had the worst pitch of all time, bro. That was pretty bad. Fauci also had a really bad one. I never see Fauci. You should look up Fauci right now. Okay, let me check out.

Look at that first pitch. It's just a bit outside. Did you ever get to throw a first pitch in Houston? Nah, I never really. I don't think I'm famous enough. I disagree. you're probably you're a top

probably top three Houston Texan of all time easily there's one in a Mariners Jersey and a red in Washington's which one Washington one then he watched the game unmasked

crazy that was an all-time picture where he like took his mask down to like take a sip of water and then Frank flipped the fuck out no I believe he watched the game without wearing a mask. If he did that, that's, that's ridiculous. I'm almost certain. Because he was like one of the only,

they only allowed what, like 5,000 fans into the stadium? No, it was nobody. It was just, well, it was, but there were people around him in like his box. Yeah, like a couple of people with him. But that season it was no, because it was 2020, I believe. Yeah, it was like right in the thick of it. Yeah, there were no fans. If he watched the Tartre K1

mask, that's ridiculous. I believe that's the case. I think, I think I remember what you're talking about. I think he had taken his mask down to have a drink and probably say a few words the person next to him and they caught him

but you have to be smart in that if you're Fauci you have to just yeah that thing's got to be glued to your face when you're in public right hey his shit was better

than 50s though you think so yeah man go look at 50s again 50s is pretty bad Carly Ray Jepson had a really terrible one also I think we could get you

throwing a first pitch for the Houston Astros area yeah definitely down because the season over the way. Yeah, it's over. They won the World Series. I think it would be like you, J.J. Watt, and then probably Andre Johnson. Andre Johnson. Trey is the city, man. Yeah. You think what you think Hopkins is on that list?

Easily, man. He's loved here. I just think that whole situation. He should have stayed. That shit's still kind of wild how he left. But yeah, he's easily up there. So would you put your yourself ahead of DeAndre Hopkins greatest Texans of all time I want to do hierarchies man I just this if you like it and you like it definitely on the Mount Rushmore of Texans but you said yourself easily top three look at that set up there he is yeah there's old Fauci rules for the not me there's old Fauci is that mass down yeah around his chin chin diaper now it's Was that just a...

He's not drinking water either. He's laughing, yucking it up. Okay. Am I wrong? I don't know. I can't see if he's got a water. I got kicked out of a Yankee. No water.

Look at his hands. Look at his hands. I'll zoom in for you. I'm going to bring it up. I'm going to bring up. I'll send you the link. Okay. All right.

So there's a couple other things I want to talk about today. Maybe you guys could explain this to me. I know no one here on the show is from Los Angeles. We don't really have any representation from that part of the country. But have you guys been paying attention to the P-22 saga? That's the first I've heard of this. Oh, the cougar? Yeah.

Yeah, the cougar that was living amongst the hills. Yeah. Like, you know, disturbing people's animals. So P-22 is a mountain line. There's lots of mountain lions in Southern California. Catamount. Catamount. Well, a mountain line, catamount, puma, cougar, all the same thing.

Catamount is the same? Yep. Catamount, what Division 1 school mascot? Oh, come on, Billy. I bet you know this. Yeah. Oh, oh, it's not Washington State. Nope.

It's not. They are the Cougars. PFT, you know it? I do. What is it? It's San Diego State? No, Aztecs. I'm going to say the wrong one.

Oh, so you don't know. I've got narrowed down to two. and they're very similar places. What are the two? Vermont, New Hampshire. Nope. No? Actually,

Middbury. Vermont might be also. No, Vermont is the University of Vermont. Vermont catamounts. Oh, they are too? Yeah. Okay. The one, yes, they are.

Western Carolina is also. Okay, yeah. I knew Vermont because of Jake, but then at the last second I was doubting myself and I was thinking New Hampshire is at where, that's where yeah vermont is yeah there's two i forgot about that okay so oh they're the wildcats but anyways p 22 p22 is a cougar mountain line that is um it's native to southern california it was born in the san an monica hills and as cougars age as they become like a year old they leave

their parents they leave their family and they have to go out and establish their own territory to roam and to hunt on yeah so It left, it went off, and it actually ended up crossing over the 405 and the 101, which is crazy that a Cougar was able to cross those two busy highways, like two of the busiest highways in America, if not the world. So it crossed those highways and it got into the Griffith Park. It's those hills behind the Hollywood sign. that's where he, he ended up living in the Hollywood Hills. Yeah. And he currently lives in the Hollywood Hills where they have the Hollywood, yeah, where they

have the Hollywood son. Well, yeah, but I'm going to get, I'm going to get to it. He's in the Hollywood Hills and he became like an unofficial mastot for Los Angeles because it was like, it was by far the smallest environment that a cougar had ever established as its home ground. I think it's like just a few square miles. And normally they need like one or two hundred. square miles to roam as their territory.

So it was able to hunt. It was killing coyotes. It was killing all sorts of like large rodents that were in those locations. And it lived there for about 10 years. At one point, this, this cougars kind of a G. It snuck into the Los Angeles Zoo. And it ate a koala. That's wild.

It ate like an elderly koala. And they found like the missing body parts of the koala. and they were trying to figure out what's going on, like what ate it. And they check out the surveillance footage on the zoo. And you see P-22, this mountain line just like prowling around. And so it had this collar on. It was tagged. So you could watch where it was located, where it was rolling around.

And it was this fucking banging on these pipes. It's ridiculous. It's not the pipes. It's the guys outside. Anyways, this animal became like a mascot for Los Angeles. People would see it. It would like roam. through people's backyards occasionally

and it never hurt anyone it never attacked any pets oh no it killed several chihuahuas and house animals that was a thing it was the reason it like killed a bunch of rich like people who live in the Hollywood Hills

pets and would be spotted in their backyards I thought it didn't kill any chihuahuas until like two weeks ago let me check yeah because my understanding was that people didn't really have that many encounters. They would see it occasionally or would pop up on trail cams

but it co-existed in an urban environment in Los Angeles which is what made P-22 like such a beloved cat and uh... Oh, two recent attacks on yeah, Bill can I'm getting there. You keep derailing the story here. So

this Cougar lived there for like 10 years and then a couple, a few weeks ago somebody called in and said that they saw it like get hit by a car and ever since then it's been acting like in distress it ate a lady's chihuahua and it attacked another small dog while somebody was out taking their dog for a walk then the person like got into a fight with a cougar and uh and scared it away so now animal control got brought in they were able to track it and they tranquilized it and they're doing a medical

evaluation and they're saying they might have to end up euthanizing it because maybe it has some like head trauma or maybe it just got too old and people are flipping the fuck out about the fact that they tranquilize this cougar and that they might kill it and at that point I'm like okay I get that people love this animal but it's a fucking mountain lion that's like prowling through your backyard it's starting to attack pets and going around humans all the time I'm pretty sure that's probably, that's probably the right time to get it out of that situation, right? I'm shocked they're having this problem in Los Angeles. Yeah. I mean, people there, well, so I figured this is like the most common sense take that I could have, but just watch out

because people that are from Los Angeles love this fucking mountain line so much that they will say, like, no, we care more about this, this mountain line than 2,000 dead chihuahuas. I believe that wholeheartedly. Yeah. I think it's definitely going to divide the community. But the thing is, this cat there's scary ring photo a ring videos yeah of it uh people are jogging and the cats like right like it it's so fascinating how cougars uh can hide and be so close to you in the woods and you have no idea yeah and they're responsible for tons of deaths in national parks of just killing people and disappearing children like when they talk about like missing 411 of everyone who goes missing the national parks a lot of them are cougar deaths

Because cougars will literally, they're apex predators, they'll be up in a tree and jump out of the tree and rip your juggler and totally paralyze you and kill you before you have any chance of knowing that it just came from above. Yeah. And the thing is, there's ring videos of P-22. People are jogging in a suburban L.A. Hills type area. And P-22 is just right there and is literally two feet away from people in bushes. And you can see it on the ring video. And they don't know. And they have no idea.

It's 22. What a horrible name. They probably named it. They probably named it using some sort of like designated alpha numeric system to give like a code and a location to it or something stupid like that. If they really want to save this thing's life, they would give it a cool name. I mean, it's Beverly Hills also. Like what if they, if they named it Larry, people would line up for this thing. They'd be like, don't kill Larry.

Come on. Larry's chill. So the thing about this. this cougar is it didn't attack so it was like it was peacefully coexisting with humans for a long time in an urban environment which is why i think people got like so attached to it but if it's if it's like starting to attack pets and shit i feel like that's a no-brainer right to be like okay this this cougar needs to be like put in either a sanctuary or it's probably the end of its life why does why does the cougar not get to live what the pets do uh because it's an old

cougar. Yeah, I mean, the blunt answer is because, like, we're humans. And yeah, we did move into its backyard. Like, the fact is... What I'm saying? Why are you, why, why, why all of a sudden there's some bullshit, honestly? But would you

would you just like be cool with taking your kids out and walking around knowing that there's a cougar? I wouldn't do that if there was a cougar running around the city. You should see, I think I sent some of this ring video to you guys, but the, the how close this cougar was to people is insane like the it was a 12 year old cougar and i mean i guess

it was like after it got hit by the car was just going after easy pickings yeah um it's a cool looking cat don't get me wrong the closest thing the new york equivalent would probably be pale male if you guys know the story of pale male the red-tailed hawk that lived yeah yeah that's a very beloved bird all it did was eat squirrels and pigeons. This guy tweeted here's how beloved P-22 is. He ate a dog in L.A.'s response

was something like, hey, got to keep your head on a swivel. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Like there's something that I'm missing out, I think, about this cougar that makes it so special because I feel like most people would see this and be like, all right, let's kill the fucking mountain line that's in her backyard. I can promise you this would not be a

problem in most parts of the country, particularly the South. Yeah, what would they do in Tennessee. He would have been dead many, many years ago. They would have gotten... So this guy's been Roman for years? Yeah, they would have gotten dog.

Cougar hunting dogs, treying a cougar is like, it's pretty inhumane if you ever see a video of it. There's dogs that hunt cougars? Yeah, they release a pack of dogs to tree a cat. And then once it's tree, they shoot it up the tree. Yeah, that sounds very supporting. Which dogs?

Which dog hunt? hunts the cougar well which like hunting dogs it's not a specific breed but i i bet they're just sort of your typical group of hounds that finds the cougar and chases the cougar and tries to run away and then they the dogs get to the tree it runs up i haven't seen a good group of hounds in a while yeah you don't you don't get too much more treeing walker hound tree oh yeah treeing walker hougar hounds the best cougar that's treying water hounds coon walker

I would like but that's for raccoons I would like to get a a bloodhound mountain huh oh oh so here go hold on best dog breed this is what google says

I don't know shit about dogs it's definitely the best for treeing anything but I feel like a cougar would mess one of those up I like the I also just like the verb treeing is that a verb

to tree something yeah yeah Like, I'm going to tree that thing over there. It just means you put it up a tree. That's a great verb. I've recently discovered the verb wintering, which you're probably familiar with, given your net worth.

People use winter as a verb when they leave their home and go to their vacation home somewhere warmer. As I do in Key West each year. PFT summers also. I do summer on the shore. Summer in New Jersey, yeah. What was the last thing I was going to say? say about this cat uh oh what if this cat was eating homeless people and just we had no idea

man they'd be in a pickle then what no it's seriously thinking about what if this cat like like horror movie this beloved cat like this would be a good plot like this beloved cat was just like eating people he's not beloved this cat is this cat is beloved arian not beloved i promise you he's he's I searched his name, and there's people being like, like this woman said, P-22 has been an icon and beloved Angelino for more than a decade. He must not be hurt for acting as any predator would. Well, I guess he's beloved. What the fuck?

You know Van Lathen, right? Aaron? Yeah. All right. So he's had some tweets on the subject. A lot of like hashtag free P-2. We with you, bro. And then a picture of P-22.

And then he said, kill P-22 when we fucking riot, no bullshit. Oh, okay. Well, that's, they've got something. This cat could have easily been killing homeless people and eating them. We just had no idea. I mean, yeah, I guess that's a possibility. Whoa. That's just like it's such a juxtaposition of such an urban problem compared with such a rural predator.

Well, that's what's crazy about Los Angeles in general. It's a relatively new place for people to live. And so anywhere that you build a house, like, you're dealing with nature right there. It was mostly cow country. And then they brought in a bunch of palm trees to make it look more exotic. Palm trees are nowhere close to native to Los Angeles. Yeah. And, yeah, there's big parts of the suburban Los Angeles area that are just straight up in the wilderness,

like places that were just, like, almost high desert 20 years ago. There's a Malibu. Malibu should not exist. Malibu is like not a place where people should live. I mean, it's a beautiful place and a lot of very. Nah, it's like a desert. Shit weird. But it's weird. It's great right on the coast, though, and you got the hills. It's a cool looking spot is all I'm saying. But all of us. Honestly, it's like, it's like marketed as like this island vibe type paradise. But it's just a desert with an ocean right by. And a strain on the water. apply yeah sorry i derailed the story earlier i was i was just i got obsessive about the story too you were you were learning as we went on with with the conversation but the whole point of p22 is p22 didn't hurt anybody until recently but now that once a cougar realizes it's a cougar at that point i'm out like i you're not you're not hollywood's pet anymore but i'm sure that i'll a bunch of people telling me why i'm wrong i'm interested to hear like why this mountain line means so much and why people are saying

like why there's this outpouring of support for a wild animal. The vegans. Think about the population. I think Los Angeles probably has the highest vegan population. But even vegans don't want to walk down the street with a fucking no, no, they'd let that thing kill them. Man eating cougar on the loose. They know they're

on stolen land. They're so down to get eaten by a cougar. I think this cougar definitely. Once it starts fucking with people's kids though, at that point like I feel like all vegans will there's a lot of crazy people. Why are we reproducing as humans. There's not enough. There's too many humans in the earth. We should be

population depopulating. Who says that? Cougar's helping. The cold a herd a little bit. The depopulists. I think Louis C.K. was talking about how crazy it would be if if there were still like predatory birds that would come down and just swoop people out of the

like off the sidewalk occasionally. We have gotten pretty comfortable as human species to not really be hunted by anything. I mean, bears, you know those like nightmares of you getting chased by a monster? some people, like, they think that that is generational PTSD from getting chased by a large predator that was probably some sort of bear

by our prime, primeval relatives. Interesting. Bears, like, I just blogged a video of this bear interrupting a wedding by killing a moose in front of the whole wedding. That's got to be good luck, right? I would love that. If that happened at my wedding, I'd be like, this is good.

Yeah, it sounds like an old, like an old Russian like fable that gets passed down from from your grandmother and her grandmother which is like you know it's good luck to have a moose and a bear fight on a wedding day. Yeah. If the if the moose gets away, you got

it's a divorce. Yeah, you have to start watching. You're like you got to root for the bear in that point. Like the bear wins then you'll have a long and fruitful marriage. If the moose wins it was never meant to be. It was so funny to dump that bitch. Yeah. It was it was so funny because you could tell that this couple was

like oh we want to have her wedding in nature and like it's all nice in a national park and then they're just like the the raw true like nature of nature was there and they're like oh my who wins in that fight billy a hippo or a bear i actually have been thinking long and hard about a polar bear versus hippo because i think a polar bear is the only thing with the mass and weight to actually put some like put a licking on a on a hippo a grizzly i think is a little too small and would probably retreat but like we had a a polar bear going one on one with a hippo i think that would be like you know post-apocalyptic world we just like start the coliseum going again that would be a number one match up if i was like the emperor i agree i think those are two

like most vicious animals on the planet on the land anyway yeah i was i think i think orcas orca is the best predator in the world i think you know what i learned recently orcas kill moose like moose tend to like swim especially up in alaska uh newfoundland all those areas they like swim to islands and cross like into the orcas territory and orcas will see moose and just take them out Not only that, they'll shore, they'll breach on shore and take them out of land if they're drinking next to the water. So lit. They're the most fascinating species, them and octopuses. Yeah.

They're the most fascinating species. I really think orcas are way smarter than we think they are. Oh. And they're so smart that they don't eat, like even though we're in their territory all the time, they'll eat a moose, but they won't eat us because they can either tell. that were intelligent or they can they don't like the taste of human it there's never been an attack right in the wild there's never been a okay and that's crazy because how can they know that humans don't taste good if there's no recorded that's that's what i'm saying it's no i can't figure there was this one and i don't believe in none of the shit but it was just fascinating there

was this one like um native american fable that like had uh like a pact between humans and orcas like for a long-standing time and I guess it's like some spiritual pact that they had with each other that day that we had with them and I don't believe that shit but that's why because like when you think about why they don't attack us there's really no logical reason like we're just another we're just food to them but like maybe they do identify our intelligentsia I don't know that's or maybe what there's like some sort of like I can look in an orca

and be like I think that animal would suck to eat I don't think an orca looks tasty at all do you think like a cow does though yeah yeah I do really yeah but that's only because you know what's inside you know no no I'd know I know

well why wouldn't a whale taste good shark taste good we ate whales all the time yeah actually always wanted to eat a whale steak after reading Moby can I be honest with you after I said that I started to think about it I actually do think that an orca would taste delicious you know what's funny there you're right you're right I was capping there are I would eat I would eat a whale yeah it actually they probably heard that and that ain't going to fuck you up next time you know what's crazy you know what you

know how whales consume media Aaron probably they listen to podcasts That's my whale call. That's a whale laugh. That's funny. That's a fucking popsicle joke right there. Did you just make that up? Yeah. I mean, actually, Billy's probably said it.

I probably heard it somewhere else before, but just fit right there. I just sent the group of video of an orca going after a dog. An orca will try to eat a dog. Really? Yeah. But it won't try to eat a human. Man, this group, the macrodosing group chat has the most disturbing video. ever on it. I wonder what Coley

thinks sometimes. He just gets buzzed. He's got to have it muted. Morocco almost scored the goal of the World Cup right there on a bicycle kick. That would have been incredible. We're going to get into George Soros in a second. Big episode today, big episode.

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a hundred million and as much as a billion leading up to the 2024 United Presidential Election. And it's on record that he was the second largest donor after George Soros. After Soros. So this is actually pretty, this was just announced. My, my, 40 million this political cycle he donated. That was second to. I read that he donated 20 million. to Democrats. He donate to both sides. Yeah. So my, my impression of SBF is that he was trying to be the guy that wrote all the laws and regulations around crypto. So he was doing whatever it took to get buddy buddy with politicians because there's really, you know, it's the Wild West when it comes to crypto right now. And so to be the guy that ended up making all the rules, you have to get

in bed and cozy with everybody. And so that was his game plan, which ended up backfiring him tremendously because since he was so outwardly trying to be the guy that was in charge with regulations, all the rest of the crypto community turned on him. And that's what made his competitors take that large leverage stake in his investment property, which ended up tanking his proprietary coin, which ended up making the entire house of cards collapse. Because he was trying to be, he was getting, he was selling out the real crypto bros that believed in decentralization and no regulations yeah so he was number two uh soros number one george soros born in 1930 billy born in 1930 to a very wealthy hungarian man let me just pull up my notes real

yeah so he was he was born uh with the last name schwartz yes and uh his family he's described family as being anti-Semitic Jews. So, like, they, uh, they weren't really practicing Jews. They were more like culturally. It was passed down to them, but they weren't, um, they weren't what you call like strict or they weren't adherent, uh, for the most part. They didn't take religion super seriously in his family. So much so to the point where, uh, he changed his last name from Schwartz, which was the name that, that their family had to Soros, because, uh, His father was kind of reading the temperature of Eastern Europe at that time, shall we say, and realized that things were going kind of south in terms of the relations and a lot of scapegoating of the Jewish people.

So he changed his name to appear less Jewish, make it like less conspicuous that they were a Jewish family in case shit hit the fan, which it ended up actually doing. So it changed his name to Soros, which is Esperanto. I think it means like to soar So yeah He was Jewish by birth But kind of his family Tried to distance themselves from that A little bit at least by name

We'll get into a little bit of his role In especially that time of being a Jewish person In Europe But why is George Soros important? Because George Soros is one of the only people That rivals Warren Buffett For the title of most successful investor of all time He's plowed most of his vast fortune into philanthropic activities, and his support for progressive causes and made him a target of right-wing conspiracy theories.

So as of May 2022, his net worth is $8.6 billion, and he is part of the Open Society's Foundation, which he founded, which are the world's largest private funder of independent groups working for justice, democratic governance, and human rights. Soros has given a total of $32 billion to the foundation. He's supported education, giving a 500 million endowment in 2022 to Bard College. He's a philanthropist. He's made a lot of money from hedge funds. He founded his first hedge fund, Double Eagle in 1969. With profits from this fund, he then started Soros Fund Management in 1973. Eventually, Double Eagle was renamed the Quantum Fund that it became a primary hedge fund that Soros advised.

His knowledge of regional and global economic trends combined with his deep pockets and tolerance for risk has allowed him to amass of fortune now valued in the billions. Before the 21st century, he was mostly known by the nickname as the man who broke the Bank of England, and subsequently, he gained another nickname as the man who broke the Bank of Thailand. So he made a various bets shorting the pound in 1992, and then he did the same thing to the Thai currency. So I don't know shit about investing. I should start off by saying that.

But it seems to me like he's made a lot of his money by betting against whatever's popular. Like his general principle is, I guess what goes up must come down or anytime that something is doing really, really well, there's an element of a bubble to it. And so whatever everybody else has their money in, whatever's priced really high compared to where it was five, ten years ago, bet on that. thing to fail and then he's made a ton of money doing it. That's also a very risky thing to do though when you're taking all these short positions. Because when you take a short position, I think that's where if you're wrong, you can essentially lose unlimited amounts of money. Yeah. But he's been right way more than he's been wrong. So the story behind his nickname, the man who broke the Bank of England, George Soros is most famous for a single day gain of

$1 billion on September 16th, 1992, which he made by short selling the British pound at the time England was part of the European exchange rate mechanism, a fixed exchange rate agreement among a number of European countries. The other countries were pressuring England to devalue its currency or leave the system. After resisting the devaluation for some time, England floated its currency and the value of the pound dropped. Using leverage, Soros was able to take a 10 billion short position on the pound, earning him $1 billion. The trade is considered one of the greatest of all time, and Soros was declared the man who broke the bank of England. So he's very good at what he does. I mean, the best trade of all time.

That's high praise. Yeah. I mean, one billion in a day. What would you do if you had a billion dollars in a day? Go donate to a bunch of libs? Well, I think you'd... That's what he does. I think you'd basically see your vision for the world,

and he's a very smart, economically minded guy and try to shape the world to your liking. I don't think it's anything more... nefarious would you celebrate what would you do to celebrate if you got a billion dollars in a day i feel like if you're smart enough to make a billion dollars in a day and like put in all that work in time you're not a big fan of like hyper celebration you're more like a work guy yeah just like go look what do you do what do i do i throw the biggest party ever we rent out a desert you rent a desert we rent so actually

What do you call for that? I throw a party like the Shah of Iran did. It was straight fire fist. No, no, no. Dude, you should see the celebration that the Shah did for the 2000 anniversary of the Persian Empire's existence. It was like me and dying were talking about on extra dosing. It was the best, like the greatest party on earth that was like the ultimate music festival. Like this was a billion dollar party in itself.

and it was right before the Ayatollah took a hold of Iran and it was probably one of the reasons why they got a lot of public favor because it was such an embarrassment of riches. But go look it up on Wikipedia. Let's get back to George Soros. I would do the NBS thing. Well, you know, the one where he like hired Pitbull and J.Lo and rent it out like an entire Tahitian resort or whatever got the Instagram models.

I would do that for my bros, not for me. But I would have that entire set up plus Falcons. Realistically, I'd just throw a keg party for my boys. Yeah. When you'd be like, I got this one. The plans would get way too complicated and we'd be like trying to set stuff up. And then it would just be like, I'm just going to drive to a liquor store. We'll call ahead, get a keg.

And then we all meet at my house and like someone invite girls. And that's a billion dollar party. yeah we should that's actually an interesting topic is like how could billy spend a billion dollars in hoboken over the course of the weekend like you can't leave town it's brewster's millions which can you order there's a movie because it's kind of about this can you order things online or does it all have to be spent in hoboken it's got to be hoboken okay only on only on only on Hoboken businesses. You know, like a billion,

let's just say you won a billion dollars. Okay. But you have to spend $20 million. I'd, I think I'd get the permits for a parade and like shutting down streets. Okay. I think that would be a good use of funds.

And then hire a bunch of musicians to perform in different parks around the city. Uh-huh. And then, uh, open bar everywhere. I like that bars open This is going to be a banner day

from McSwiggins Yeah that's that's actually a great idea Just doing open bar for an entire city In the whole yeah And then uh what else Try to lift open container laws Be it bribing politicians Or Sam Bankman Freeding

Billy gets locked up for fraud On his first day being a billionaire Just like we're repealing open container Uh Then you know like providing ample transportation

to the place so people can party Uber's are free so no one's drunk driving Okay boom Open bar on Uber's too Yeah

And What else are we doing A bunch of concerts And then Yeah What about stakes Ooh open bar Just just a giant grill

A giant grill all along Washington that just like people can B-Y-O-M, bring your own meats and grill it up yourself and then we'll have like one guy just doing crazy steaks we get all the steak houses

just like to grill up steaks one guy cooking steak for the entire city Yeah Just a bunch of guys But like a real good Like a guy that knows a shit around the grill Yeah yeah yeah Man this would be sick

I hope I hope Billy wins a billion dollars one day Because like I would like to attend this party It sounds fun But then I'll just end up retreating back to my spot with my boys. You get too drunk too early. I got to go. Peace, guys.

After party at your place. Take a nap. Playing cards. Maybe some beer pong. Yeah. Like the whole city's burning. Yeah. I'm just like in my backyard.

Yeah, that would do. We'd be sick. Back to Soros. So many clients would be entertained. I would, the whole, yeah. That would be the ultimate client entertainment. Yeah, it would. What are we talking about?

Soros. So, Soros. So Soros, he beat the Bank of England. Got super rich. Got super rich. You know what he tried to do initially with his money? Well, not initially, but he's really behind a lot of the weed legalization. Yeah.

He's a big believer in legalizing marijuana. He funded most of the efforts to like, I think California was the first state that really took off with that, right? back in 2015, 2016. Yeah. So that was a big initiative that he had was getting weed legal everywhere. And now that's something that conspiracy theorists pick up and be like they're trying to, you know, opiate for the masses, like try to keep everybody down. But in reality, he's a huge fan of open markets. And part of that is open borders.

And that's a lot of people are like, he's the reason behind the immigrant crisis in Europe, which is kind of true. There's some quotes I have on him. Like totally open markets, though. He's actually a, uh, he critiqued that. He critiqued totally open markets, like unmitigated, um, capitalism. He's not a fan of that. But for example, something like the commerce of marijuana, which there's already a billion dollar industry that's unregulated, make that, make it able for him to get a piece of it

through investment. Soros has made like getting back to his origin story after World War II he immigrated to London and took classes at the London School of Economics where he also worked as a nightclub waiter and a railroad porter and that's what he did when he got his degree and he then got a job somewhere in a bank and ended up immigrating to the United States and starting these hedge funds. But during this time, a big sort of contentious part of his growing up was his role in the Hungarian application. Basically, there's a lot of people accuse him of working for the Nazis during World War II in categorizing Jewish people's possession.

that were then to be nationalized under the Nazi regime. But basically, this is the story as described by, so this is the exact story. It's more of like he was working for the Hungarian government who was under the Nazi regime at that time and was working for the Department of Agriculture, who was then sent to, classify all of the possessions of a certain Jewish aristocratic merchant and he may have been there at the time and this is where it kind of gets weird and you know this is where like a lot of the alt-right stuff comes out um so where is the exact quote so what is true is to survive in that time and place tivadar soros had his son george assume a non-jewish

identity, sand or kiss, and pose as the godson of a Hungarian agricultural ministry bureaucrat named Bomb Bosch, whose job was taking inventory of Jewish properties confiscated by Nazi occupiers. Soros accompanied Bombash on one job traveling to the estate of a wealthy Jewish aristocrat named Morik Cornfield. What is not disputed is that Soros hung around the estate while Bombach did his work for the Nazi occupying regime, which what is disputed is what, if anything Soros did while Bombach took adventure. So there's a big accusation that he worked for the Nazis when he was younger. All right.

So it sounds like he went to on a work trip to this one person's house. Yeah. And then we don't know what he did while they were there. Yeah. I think which a lot of people sort of demonized Soros is because of the way he looks at things. And I think it has a lot to do with his upbringing during a very dangerous time for a Jewish person in Europe. So, like, in, I think, 1992, he was on 60 Minutes, this is, like, during an interview, he had, he basically admitted that he helped go out confiscate property from the Jews. Sero said, yes, that's right.

I mean, that sounds like an experience that would send a lot of people to the psychiatric couch for many, many years. Was it difficult? And this was his quote that, like, gets everyone worked up. No, not at all. Maybe as a child, you don't see the connection. but it was it created no problem at all no feeling of guilt soros no for example that i'm jewish i'm here watching these people go i could just as easily be these i should be there none of that well of course i could be on the other side or i could be the one for whom the thing is being taken away but there was no

sense that i shouldn't be there because that was well actually in a funny way it was like just in the markets that if i weren't there of course i wasn't doing it but somebody else would would be taking it anyhow. So whether I was there as a spectator, the property was being taken away no matter what. How old was he at the time? Fourteen. So he was doing it as like a guy's to um, uh, hide. Correct. So, and so that, so I heard this, this quote and at first I was like, that's pretty bad, but then you hear him explain it. I mean, I'm like, shit, I was a 14 year old kid. It's like either them or me, you know what I'm saying? Like, you don't know, I'm trying to put myself in his shoes. I mean, maybe he could show a little bit more empathy afterwards. I think

that's what people maybe met at. But I don't know. The more I looked at this dude, the more I'm like, it just seemed like a boogeyman. I thought he had some real dirt. That's why I proposed him. But I'm, it's a whole bunch of this. But go ahead. I'm sorry. Yeah, his father wrote a whole autobiography called Masquerade, Dance Around Death and Nazi Occupied Hungry that corroborates all these facts. And this, I think, had a big shaping on Soros' worldview. He, you know, is hypercritical of nationalist ideologies of any far-right sort of identity. And the huge part of this and sort of where the boogeyman came about of George Soros was during the fall of the Soviet Union.

Because George Soros saw this oppressive regime. and was pushing against the far-right actors in places like Hungary, Eastern Europe that were just dealing with the fall of the Soviet Union and had all these far-right parties. So, for example, Soros is not a fan of national borders or border in four. Wait, let me go back just a second. All right. Around that time, due to currency manipulations that... One second. It was also instrumental in, like, he was like super against apartheid in South Africa.

Yeah. So he helped get a whole bunch of people, so South Africa, black South Africans, like scholarships, stuff like that. And so he's basically just like a good Batman. That's what Batman should be doing. Helping people out, not fighting crime. So do you like him, Marion? I don't know enough about him to like him or dislike him, but from what I've researched him, like he's like a rich person that just tries to, I mean, he's like any rich person, honestly. And what I mean rich, I mean wealthy.

Like he's like any wealthy person. He feels like he has an obligation to directly affect the world around him via his wealth. And he's done that. And it just so happens a lot of the stuff that he's done that I've read, I happen to agree with. Like I said, I don't know the extent of everything he's done, so I'm sure people like, well, what about, I don't know. Like, I, from the stuff that I've read, I mean, we all agree a part-time is bad, helping up in black folks in South Africa get scholarships, good.

There's a whole bunch of stuff that I think that, you know, he did, he did well on. I mean, I'm open to hearing the bad stuff. Like, I heard Alex Jones don't like him. Glenn Beck, like all those cats. like it's to me he's kind of become like the the right wings boogeyman um like it's like they need a scapegoat for go ahead before he was the right oh real quick there's one thing i think that really um makes like right wing folks really not like him is he's really a huge critic of the state of israel he he definitely believes that the state of israel deserves

statehood, but he's not necessarily a fan of their policies and actually attributes a lot of anti-Semitism to Israel's policies. And that's why I think a lot of the right-wing hate comes from. But like I said, I'm open to hearing more of what he's done. But to me, it doesn't seem like the villain that he's painted out to be. I don't know. The origin of his boogeyman type disinformation comes from the first disinformation campaigns of the post-Soviet empire. Basically, he's devoted decades of his life to nonviolent democratic movements, helping influence the fall of communism in the Soviet Union. And that's what first got him in trouble.

The Russian regime and neighboring despots were so outrage at his support of its democratic opponents that it expelled some of the groups he funded in the region. In 1997, the American head of the local officer. of Soros' Open Society Institute was expelled from Belarus after being detained at the airport without food and not be allowed to contact the U.S. Embassy. Around that time, due to currency manipulations that impacted economies around the world, Soros began to be targeted by both critics on both the left and the right. Soon the criticism spiraled out of control, prompting millions of memes, and to the point

that his name has become synonymous with evil. It was actually when he was considering buying a minority stake in the Washington Nationals, in 2005, some Republican lawmakers called for revoking Major League Baseball's antitrust exemption. So, in 1992, Hungarian populist anti-Semitic leader, Istvon Sarka, called Soros a puppet of Jerusalem. In 1995, Slovakian president, John Slotta, calls out Soros and others for bringing in dirty money to cause a parliamentary coup. 97, Malaysian Prime Minister, Mahatir bin Mohammed, said this about his country's currency crisis. We do not want to say that this is a plot by the Jews, but in reality, it is a Jew who triggered the currency plunge, coincidentally, Soros is a Jew.

So basically, he's been targeted because of this by, and it's all started with Russian propaganda because Soros was pushing pro-free market democracy, Western values in these far east, far eastern post-Soviet countries and on the other side of that was Russia who is backing all of their basically puppet governments and there's some of that still taking play in places like Ukraine where you have Russia versus the West in an ideological battle so and he's he's been very vocal about trying to get refugees settled in as many different places as possible and I think that's why a lot of people see some of the quotes that he says and they're like, wait a second, because he talks about like taking down or viewing borders as an obstacle.

So it's tough to say like, because from the quotes I read, he was talking about refugees because there's a lot of refugees, especially Eastern Europe, migrating from all sorts of countries as well as like the Middle East. And he views the borders as being an obstacle there because his goal is to try to settle as many refugees in as many places as possible. And so he draws a lot of criticism for that. And also, I think people say that he's trying to influence America to be more like Europe when it comes to like the immigration policies that we have. So anytime there's, you know, the caravans that pop up every now and again, people say

that Soros is funding them. But there's like zero evidence what's. So ever that he's funding caravans coming from Central America. His open borders initiative that company I was talking about before does have aid for refugees and people who are at the border. Like they're just an aid group as like the Red Cross would help out in a war zone. But the philosophy behind his open borders from an economic perspective, this is where he gets like basically, you know, he's the architect of like white genocide. Europe that's a big one but if you look at what the real problem is is that birth rates are going down in those countries such as in many western countries because of liberalization you

know a lot of birth rates always go down as uh quality of life improves overall that's like it's that's been true for hundreds of years right so instead it's also the it's also the key to the bill gates uh conspiracy where they're like bill gates wants to depopulate the earth that came from a note speech he gave. I think another keynote is a TED talk. He gave that TED talk where he was saying, he was pointing out that point that in the third world countries and people with low health care, places to get health care, those places have low birth. I mean, those persons have high birth rates because they replace their kids. Like, that's what they do. They procreate more because they have more child deaths. And he said, if you, and that's what to PFT's point.

point if you vaccinate against a lot of these diseases and you get people good quality health care, that birth rate goes down. And then people, but people spun his quote saying he wants to depopulate the earth through vaccines. So the thing is with that, economic growth needs population growth. There's always been a synonymous relationship between population growth and economic growth because more consumers, more labor, a larger labor pool. And because of that, when you have population decreasing in places like all over Europe, you need more people to work and replace and sort of grow population.

And the solution to that in many cases, including the United States, is immigration. Now, this is where it gets tricky because, and like, I sort of have a theory. I would like to hear Aryan's opinion on this that I feel that a large part of influxing of immigration and promoting open. borders to have a different labor distribution to make sure that there's always expendable labor is sort of exploitative on the worker so like throughout history especially in america immigrants have always been used to prevent proper unionization and like scab strikers and basically like set back a lot of the pro labor uh efforts in anyone place and as we see europe is one of those places with great like socialist structures be it

health care be it you know their fire departments uh you know their worker standards are much higher than that of the u.s think about like the mandatory uh paternity they vacation like a motherfucker over there like they their rights for workers is so much higher than the u.s and part of that is because the u.s has always had such a exploitable labor source because there's so the immigrants come in like if you don't if you're not going to work because of standards there's a guy behind you'll do it for you know twice a time for half the price and i kind of want to know like like aaron i think i believe you're in favor of a lot of those uh socialist program like social programs um that help the worker what do you think of the impact of illegal immigration

on those efforts and for example there's many who think that they're trying to de with the influx of refugees in strain on socialist health care that places are going to end up voting against their own socialist health care in order to institute a more financially lucrative privatized health care system because you have a lot of people who live in those countries who see the strain of refugees and end up saying, I want to, like, I don't want to pay for these refugees anymore because the health care system has become too strained and I'm not paying for my fellow countrymen anymore.

It was like a two-part question, right? You asked me about the labor. Like the impact of immigration in this mass influx of immigration on a lot of social welfare, especially in these homogenous countries. I think that that's not necessarily a byproduct of immigration. That's a byproduct of the regulatory standards of businesses. Because if you have a set certain standard or where you have to treat workers a certain way, which is what unions are for, well, then we don't have to go get cheap labor and not give them health care and not give them those things. because if I'm running a business and I have to abide by these regulations, then it doesn't

matter who you go pool, right? Because then you're going to have to, you're going to have to abide by those standards either way. And so it's more of a matter of unfettered, letting owners do whatever that they want, then they will. They'll absolutely take advantage and they'll hire whoever's cheaper for the job. That's their main goal. And so I think that that's more of a byproduct of the businesses in their hands not being tied. True. I mean, his sort of Soros's ideal, when he thinks about open borders, one of his greatest proponents is that the labor supply will be met and will actually be in excess because there will be a, in which will allow for greater economic. surplus be it because you don't have to spend as much on labor and have higher

outcomes for like stockholders and that's what he's saying so he's saying he wants higher immigration for cheaper labor to to to untie the hands of the ownership to improve his own stock holdings that's That's part of the ideology. I don't agree with that. I don't agree with that. That's sort of the main non-argument against a lot of this influx of refugees and immigration is that it undermines, you know, sort of, it undermines like not the local worker,

but like the workers already in a country that have been striving for their own social. Native workers, yeah. Yeah, and those push for labor unions, I understand. It's what me and John Taffer were going back and forth about. He's saying, untie my hand so that I can pour that money back into the business, right? Then I mentioned that study. He said that I was reading the wrong things. Not true.

There was that longitudinal little study. It was like 20, 30 years that came out. That's it. And he's basically talking about, um, uh, fuck, I'm blanking on the term. God damn, what is the term? I just totally went blank. Anyway, the term where they don't pour back into the company, they take their money and they, and they're greedy. They do what they want to do with it.

Trickle down economics doesn't work. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. Yeah. And that's basically, but I think that's every capitalist, you know, dream. That's every capitalist pipe dream is that if you just untie my hands, I could do more with the business.

but time after time of time we see that they don't do more with the business they just continue to grow their wealth in other ways that's my one quarm with like mass migration i i think like just because it's going to undermine the workers already here and basically allows for companies like in the in the um what's the belt with the in california where most of a lot of illegal immigration uh occurs because that's where all the jobs are and they can get away with paying these a not illegal but undocumented workers much lower wages like a lot of uh i know a almond farms yeah i forget the grape the raisins like not the like not the pasture belt it's another term grove no not grove what did what did josh allen invest in i'm not sure i know that was

Probably some pistachios. There's a little pistachio growth out there, too. I mean, a lot of the jobs that immigrants take right now are jobs that citizens would not take. Right. There's more demand for manual labor than there is actual supply of the labor itself. Yeah, but that's some of the critiques of, this mass migration stuff which are

but basically that's why he wants to have mass migration it's not there's a lot of like the alt-right conspiracies that say oh he wants mass migration to replace white people but like the thing is there's not enough people

because of how first world countries and the improvement of quality of life there's less reproduction which is just a commonly encompassed thing but it's more of a macroeconomic reason why he wants more immigrants in Europe. Yeah, it's also just fun to just blame everything on Soros. Yeah.

Anything that's bad, Soros, they're bussing people into vote Soros. Yeah, and you could, like, the thing is Europe never had, like, when you look at like, everyone's like, oh, there's so much more crime in Europe because of the immigrants. There's so much more this and that. And you even hear a lot of these arguments about Minnesota after George Floyd. But the thing is, the crime in those places and in Europe is actually much lower than, like, New York City or any of these places per capita. It's just like there was literally no crime before. And now there's a little crime.

And people have a lower tolerance of crime in those places, be it Sweden, Germany, France, because it was just there was no crime. There's nothing there, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, this is crazy about those arguments, though. It's crazy about those arguments. It's like, when you be like, yo, that's racist, they'll be like, who you call me a racist? Like, it's literally definition of racism, right?

If we all agreed that the term of racism means you believe that a certain race is, there's a superiority complex that you hold, right? You believe one is superior, right? And so what you're saying is these immigrants, that specific set, have a higher proclivity to crime. and if you're saying that's the case where you're either saying that it's either one or two things one is racist one is not one is you agree that the socioeconomic situation that they're in breeds criminality poverty breeds crime right that's one instance where I can see it you have a point the other one is you inherently think that these people are more violent or more criminal that is the definition of racism and so that's why these arguments to me are always hilarious and these people are always saying especially like those um 1352 people that quote that stat uh 52% of the uh 13% of the population black folks have 13% of the population commit 52% of the of the murders and so but when you

don't take into account all of the factors that go into a society um it's asinine and it's literally the definition of racism and so like they never have any policy uh suggestions it's always just get the darker skin folks out of here Yeah. And what I think people need to realize that throughout the course, at least of this country, I don't know too much about the history of other places. But anytime that there's a different group of people that are moving to the country, poor people, people get racist as fuck towards them. Like Italians, Irish. And because of that, the Irish then dominated the world by making everybody else drunks. Yes. And yeah, and they were the only ones who were able to talk. rate it. Yeah. And then there was there's an elders of Dublin that control all of the Irish

people across the world at the top of St. James Gate. Yeah. And they they meet every year and say how are we going to appoint like keep like taking advantage of all the non-Irish. I've got it. We'll have the drop kick Murphy's put out a new album. Yeah. Brilliant. Brilliant sir. It happens on St. Patrick's Day. Yeah. No, I mean throughout the course of American history, like, Irish need not apply, Italians were, like, we joke about Italians a lot because a lot of reasons and also, like, they're, they're very outgoing, funny people. It's, uh, the actual racism that they dealt with was a lot, like Irish, Italians, Catholics in general, and all sorts of people have, like, if you're new to this country, you are going to get discriminated against. That's how it's

always been. And a lot of people don't realize that there's a big history of that. And it's just the fear of the new people sometimes that really like new people move to your country and they're they're doing working class jobs they bring some of their culture there people are afraid in the unknown sometimes and so they it's very easy for people with longer histories in this country to look at the new people and say like they're bad get them out well the craziest thing is europe is now just for the first time really in history i guess not really the first time maybe mass migration is dealing with such a large influx of outsiders probably the most out of any times in europe like historically those countries are you know uh mostly ethnically homogenous

so us in america we've always dealt with different like different types of people whereas in these places they're largely homogenous and for the first time they're having to deal with new like immigrants the freaking out like Sweden yeah as like the most homogenous nation in the world and the thing is there are like there's better arguments in saying that a lot of the socialist uh socialist structures they have there be it healthcare and labor stuff and you know uh like their apparatus that they've built that largely come from homogenous communities because it's easier to trust like it's like people see each other as family, like, at face value because a lot of the times there's tons

of interbreeding in those communities. Europe is a wild place. You've got all these tiny little countries and they all have very specific things about their culture and physical appearances that are like strictly located within their borders and they all live so close to each other and you drive like five miles or probably not five miles unless you're like Liechtenstein or whatever. Over a valley. But there's it's so they've grown up in these like all these little like it's all these what pockets yeah all these little pockets exactly all these little pockets of people that look and sound and act like them and then right next door it's like a completely different place entirely like Boston to Providence even though I'd say culturally those two

places are very very similar in America would you are you against it like Boston and Providence I don't know that much about about New England but yeah that sounds yeah like it's very New England the accents are kind of the same yeah uh there's the same influence of uh irish more italians and providence but like boston north end is basically like providence but because of that if you go to europe the cultural difference from that span i think that's like the difference between switzerland and germany like there's tons of groups in like farther apart that speak totally different languages, totally different foods, and that's

what's insane. What states do you think that border each other in the United States are most, like, Europe, like, two states that have the least in common. Vermont and New Hampshire. For sure not. I don't know about that. Vermont. California, Arizona.

No. Vermont and New Hampshire. Think about it. Vermont is a totally live-free that you have libertarians, like I'd say culturally, New Hampshire is more like shoot first ask questions later Vermont is more like Bernie bros I've got socialist it's like socialism and libertarianism Tennessee and Missouri Tennessee is still like the south very much the south yeah and Missouri is very much not yeah I think that's hard to argue from someone

who isn't uh in tune with the intricacies I mean those places are radically different Yeah, they are. Like St. Louis and Knoxville. Very different places. They're really far apart. Tennessee's long, so they're kind of far apart. I would say Memphis is a lot closer to like. Yeah, West Tennessee is very different than middle and east Tennessee.

But on the whole, I think those are very different. Yeah. Arkansas and. I thought about Arkansas and Oklahoma. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. But those are. those are more similar than I think very rural both very rural states

no disrespect to any Oklahomans but what's the culture in Oklahoma I don't really know oil lands yeah shit little oil a lot of Native Americans in Oklahoma legal weed oh really yeah we remember we drove through and I was like there's legal weed in Oklahoma I forgot about that or medical there's a lot of

there's a really dark sky there like the darkest sky that you can see America. Big sky. Watch this thing on Netflix where there's this there's

the storm chasers. Like it's a real fucking thing and they like documented like some big ass storm that took out like hundreds of people

like some tornado and like they was like driving around chasing a fucking tornado that shit is insane. I interviewed one. They turns out it's quite lucrative

I interviewed one on Billy's list he he chases storms he doesn't use a crazy rig that you see because if you are getting close enough to actually have to use it, you're stupid and you can still get better shots from farther out. Yeah.

Because when you're in the storm, you get, there's nothing really to film. But if you're out of the storm, you get to see like the tornado touchdown and see all the videos that they upload to YouTube and get tons of views. But like, there are real strain on resources near a storm area because they'll all roll up to the same types of hotels that first responders are at and the first responders hate the storm chasers because they're like we're going to end up having to save you because you're trying to you know get clicks interesting but pretty pretty wild guys maybe Arkansas and Texas yeah are Arkansas and Kansas but they're not really that

Arkansas doesn't border Kansas does it not no there's a Oklahoma is taller than Arkansas. Oh, just by a little bit. Yeah, it's really close. I'd say Louisiana in Texas because Louisiana has a much different influence than Texas. Louisiana is still the south. Texas isn't really the south. Texas is Texas.

Right. So I think it's like you have people who speak a different language in Louisiana. Texas is way different. East Texas has a lot of similarities to Louisiana. West Texas is totally different. Texas is so big. It's kind of wild. It's one state.

Yeah, it takes like, if you drive from Houston to El Paso, doesn't it take like 13 hours? I'd imagine. I drove, yeah, I drove from Houston to L.A. once has a little push. Maybe West Virginia, Maryland. Those are two big different cultures. West Virginia, everywhere, everything that borders West Virginia is different than Western Maryland is actually like it's, you know, pretty similar to West Virginia in a lot of ways. It's very rural, a lot of forests and stuff out there.

But in terms of where people live in the state, Maryland and West Virginia could not be more dissimilar than they are. Yeah, that's a good one. Colorado, Colorado, Utah, maybe. Colorado, Nebraska. All that out there is the same.

Colorado, Nebraska. Different places. I think Colorado, Utah are pretty I mean, I think culturally there's a lot of big Mormon, probably in Utah but as far as like it's pretty much the same vibe cold as shit mountainy Salt Lake City in Las Vegas

Colorado and Nevada now that that is yeah that might be it now that's it's a little unfair because two different states like Utah well Nevada Nevada has a lot of similarities to Utah in terms of like the desert and shit and like nobody lives in Nevada

outside of Las Vegas and Reno pretty much but if you're just talking to cities that are nearby each other. I think Salt Lake City in Vegas are probably probably the least alike. Yeah, I think the top three is Utah, Nevada, West Virginia, Maryland, Tennessee, Missouri.

Those sound good to me. How about George Soros almost buying the nationals? Yeah, well, that's... Really? Everything that he's interested in, nothing about it screams baseball. Was that the most recent, like just this past year? In 2005, we talked about one of the Republicans, a couple of Republicans were about to invoke the national antitrust on the MLB if that occurred.

Why? Wouldn't they be happy that he was like spending money on baseball instead of democratic things? So this was why a lot of Republicans don't like Soros. Soros was slatly opposed to the war on terror after 9-11, declared the U.S. response to al-Qaeda to be morally equivalent to the terrorist attacks. We abhorred terrorists because they kill innocent people for political goals, but by waging war on terror, we were doing the same thing. In 2006, Soro said that the main obstacle to a stable and just world is the United States,

not Iran, not Russia, not China, not Islamist terrorist groups, non-transnational crime, the United States. In 2010, he declared that China has a better functioning government than the United States. This is where I don't like that a guy who thinks that China has a better functioning government than the United States has such a large influence on our elections. Do you all know how much money he gave to Democrats in 2022? Yeah. Just this election cycle. I don't know.

He definitely wanted the Democrats to win, especially Trump. He did not want Trump to win. If you had to guess. How much? Take a guess. $30 billion. $30.40 billion. $128 million.

Oh, wow. Yeah. I. Well, that's crazy because like in 2020, the 28 organizations that are controlled by Charles Cook. they spent a combined $1.1 billion to influence public policy and politics in the U.S. Is he a right-wing guy? Yeah, the Cook Brothers. Oh, Coke, Coke, Coke, yeah, K-O-C-H.

Yeah. Yeah. The thing is, like, that's what I'm saying, you have, that's pretty bipartisan. It's, because that's what, and that's what we always talk about, Big T, I believe, is what we talk about the split between, like, progressives and, like, or leftists and, and Democrats like Democrats like that shit Democrats love money in politics and lobbying and all that shit right we don't we're saying there shouldn't you shouldn't have a majority wealth being able to control and and manipulate or have any influence on on elections or the political

cycle at all we're saying get money out of politics that's what I'm saying when we say like they're two sides of the same coin like corporate Democrats we look at like just like Republicans so it's Like we're I'm not for like so when you say George Soros like I'm not for that shit like I'm not for that I love a wealthy dude helping poor people but like the majority of Democratic policies are just doing what Republican ones do and a lot of it is you know Congress is a big debate but basically I mean they want to massage multi big corporations and we were more for I would say the little people I yeah I I personally like George Soros the fact that he's like what the fourth richest person well he's at one point at one point he was like the fourth richest person or if you have that much money you've done some fucked up shit like no matter yeah i mean he's definitely rigged he took advantage of a lot of like fragile governments with their financial system yeah about like Thailand yeah not like that kind of like fucked over Thailand like by him shorting it and you know if you really care like I think the

threat to sovereignty like with sort of a lot of this globalist stuff and I'm really not trying to sound like Alex Jones but I think like it's a country should have its own like decisions and be able to control its own destiny especially its people yeah I don't think it's a point of democracy I don't think it's a good thing to have billionaires donating hundreds of millions of dollars to get their wishes and elections across the board for sure now if you were to short a country what country would you short right now what country do you think are yeah that's actually yeah any of those oil nations like they have too much money well the thing is um yeah i mean it's a good point they've got a finite resource that that's being drained constantly they are sitting on the biggest

natural gas location in uh in the world in the north oil field um shorting guitar is not a bad idea because they're at they're very clearly at the best that they'll ever be at um if i like if from not like a like a choice being like who's not going to miss the money yeah like Saudi Arabia or Qatar like if a bill if I made a billion dollars off of them and like hurt one of their financial institutions by doing that I don't think they'd miss it but just as a country I think I would I would short Chile well how long are they going to impact their people how long no how long are they going to be able to hold on to that coast? Like, Chile just is

just dominating Argentina. Well, they earned it. I don't know anything about the history of how Chile. Those wars are weird. But they've, they've essentially been like, yo, Argentina, we're going to take this entire coast from you. You're just going to have to deal with it. Croatia. Croatia does the same thing. It's European Chile. Yeah.

It is. They just, they engulf Bosnia and Herzegovina and they just say, okay, we're going to take this entire coast. I think they take it away from um is it macedonia yeah uh montenegro montenegro montenegro might be involved yeah so they just dominate the coastline how long how much longer can chili hang on to that coast is all i'm saying yeah but i feel like the chilean people i think that's going to impact the wrong people you know i know i'm just saying like it if you if you were to just look at a map and be like

which country do you think is heading is getting away with it Um, but yeah, basically a lot of people on the very far alt-right think that George Soros is the head of some giant cabal that's trying to control the world, create a one-world government. Uh, and I hope that a lot of the facts that we gave today help sway people who might actually believe this. Like, there's a lot more economic reasons. If anything, be it greed that's motivating a lot of these decisions, not a secret, like, plan to. Kaye mentioned Soros too, didn't he? Yeah. There's always one dude. He always name drops somebody else too.

No, is it Bourdainz? The Rothschilds. Nah, I forget his name. They think there's an attack. A lot of the Christian far right, and I think Kanye's coming from this part, he thinks that all the influx of Muslim refugees into Europe and into these places and with the media is an attack on Christianity, and that shares some of the far-right Hungarian individuals who

in all their elections they're talking about Soros trying to destroy Christianity and that's why they need to vote for them Kanye also thinks he's rain man so does he? Yeah do you not see that video? No I haven't really been I haven't been up on my Kanye recently. It was something else

is he still banned on Twitter? He well so he called himself slightly autistic and that he thinks he's rain man I don't know if he's banned on Twitter though Did you see that Aryan? I saw he was like he's like

I am not bipolar said I might be autistic that's right in there yeah hold on let me see if I could find it I was getting called rainman

way before him before it was cool who who was calling you my dad I've talked about the yeah you have yeah

yeah I am not bipolar I'm not in some kind of episode but I may be slightly autistic away and then he went on

to talk about how he's like ray man I don't know where the full clip is interesting I'm I'm just still confused by the George Soros like why some people think he's genuinely the devil

and some people think he's like he is so polarizing and I don't understand because he funds he funds a lot of Democrats And so if you don't like Democrats, then you see him as being the person that is in charge of, like, ruining election. Also, for example, a lot, I think Soros is one of these guys that only thinks of things on a macro, like, because he's a macro economic level. Because he's so rich. Yeah, and that with a macro everything level.

So, for example, when he, like, is funding DAs to elect them in instituting bail reform. right like he's thinking we're going to help uh systematic like long time systematic issues by allowing people to get out of jail and without cash bail and then but not thinking about the individual impact of that on the communities and thinking about large systemic problems and turning a blind eye to micro problems like for example you know a guy robbing three liquor stores in one day because you can't book him with a cash bail until he commits the third one. Like, I just feel, and I didn't know he existed until Monday, so I'm very new to the George Soros game,

but I was talking to guys upstairs about it, and they were like, oh, he is, you know, he runs the world. And I, like, there's people saying that, but then, like, I was researching for it, and it's like, I get why people think he's bad because he's definitely done bad things and not, you know. this like he's like he's like he's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like with the um with the coke brothers coke brothers fund a lot of like right wing what we would call what i

would call uh like propaganda channel so like the daily wire like ben shapero canada so on it's like he the coke brothers fund all dave reuben they he they fund all that shit and so they in my opinion put a lot of misinformation out about climate change about a lot of different stuff that I feel like is harming and detrimental to the society. So like I would demonize the Koch brothers. And so the opposite the end of that is George Soros, they feel like Democrats won open

borders and all this other shit. So they demonize George Soros in the same kind of veil. So it's more of I mean, it's a lot more nuanced than that, but basically that's it. It's like the there shouldn't be so much influence politically. But there is. And because there is

the wealthy are the scapegoats. You feel like you have a vision and how you need to change and how the world needs to change. You can actually affect that change and you're doing so with your money and so they will always get vilified. People think that he controls the world pretty much.

That's what people were saying upstairs because they were like, basically some guys upstairs that I was talking to about this were like he divides the lower and middle class so that they don't look up and recognize what the elite rich are doing. And I, again, I think

that's a fair take. I think that he may, some of his beliefs, and I think the W.E.F. and Klaus Schwab is the person to point at. Which you keeps mentioning them and I'm still also not sure who they are, but whatever, we'll get to that later. I think we need to do an episode on that in the future. But Soros is just he caused a lot of micro issues with his macro ideas and implements. Like, for example, when you have immigrants rolling up on the beaches in all of these like Mediterranean islands and stuff and like the Greek like you have Greek villagers on islands literally fighting off refugees who just landed on their beaches and are just swarming like and the thing is you have one side like

these guys are looking for a better life and but then you have literally like small villages on Mediterranean islands who are like been there for thousands of years. and like are very insular and they're like we just had a bunch of dudes roll up on a boat which has never been a good situation historically like vikings rolling up on boats invade like invaders rolling up on boats like anyone is going to like feel protective of their area area when random people roll up on it so like it's a micro problem caused by the open arms policy of Europe, which he advocated for. So do you think he's like the cabal and running the world?

No, I think the W.E.F. and Klaus Schwab causing some really, I think the world economic forum might have something to do with actions in the world. Yeah, he definitely gave a shitload of money to Hillary, which is another reason why people like absolutely can't stand the guy. Because he was like bound and determined to stop Trump back in 2016. Right. I was reading about I was reading about how he hated Trump and so he really went hard on the Biden and he gave a ton of money to John Kerry and Democrats

in 2004 right because didn't he hate Bush too and like the war on terror yeah I mean if anybody that should actually be a lesson that George Soros actually doesn't run the world because he couldn't beat George Bush in 2004 or it was like a very 16 yeah exactly like

two of the most unpopular presidents at a time and he handpicked Hillary Clinton and John Kerry to run against them. So how influential could he get? Yeah, so Billy, that you did good research there, credit where credits do. Thank you. There's so much anti-Semitic shit to filter through, and I had to do that.

It was really, like, I really had to cross chair. They almost got me. Wait, can I ask one more question about that? Why are, I understand that there are tons of awful anti-Semitic people in the world, but why are people so poignantly anti-Semitic towards him? Because they think it's like the smoking gun that there's like a bunch of Jewish people who control everything. Who control the world and how the Jewish control the media type of thing?

Yeah, and right laws and dominate the media in order to increase the power and the wealth of other Jewish people, the elite Jewish people. And so anti-Semitic people are like... They're like, look, this is the Jewish, this is the Jewish, This is the Jewish people in action Like the Jewish elites This is how they're trying to get it over on you and me In one theory is that

Like it's another racist theory Is that the reason that they want all this immigration Is because they think that Like This is like Destroying Christian Ideologies Yeah in Europe using Muslim

Like with Muslim refugees Is going to like create like a a situation where another Holocaust won't happen. So here's the thing is I think I'm going to steal this take from that movie Bullworth

but we're all going to keep fucking each other until we're all the same color anyways. Anything that you try to do to stop it is just like putting a road bump in there. Like people are just going to keep fucking across races and it's going to continue to happen and eventually we'll be the same race

maybe if we don't destroy ourselves about my complexion maybe a little lighter but yeah what does the ultimate human being look like once we reach that stage well there was actually there was a quote definitely it looks like matter of fact I did that I did that little AI shit I'll send it in the

I sent out in the group chat everybody going to look like this let me show you right this is well actually I think you're leaving out the largest ethnic group in the world Han Chinese I think we're gonna all like if there's a one big melting pot of everyone in the world right now

Han Chinese is going to have a majority of what we look like because that's the largest ethnic group in the world That's a good point Billy Also Indian people They're a very large ethnic group as well Right and that's actually several ethnic groups Yeah that's why

Han Chinese the largest But the Indian subcontinent in general has A lot of people that live there Yeah All right so Aryan just sent us the glimpse of This is what you think the human race is going to look like one day, Aaron? Yeah, so that's what I'm

Everybody Everybody is Narcissistic. Ariens just like how's it? I did whatever. Everybody, I'm talking about thank you, you're like the whole world's going to look like me.

I mean, your beard looks incredible in this. That's why you sent it to us. This ain't my pictures because this is the, this is the AI, the AI generated shit where you just send out like 20 selfies and they create images of you.

There's a whole bunch of them. But anyway, I don't think they're going to look like me, but complexion wise there will be around like a light skin fucking but you can

you can tell the complexion the complexion is going to be around my skin complexion maybe a little lighter I think if you look up there was a National Geographic cover average you're a hater too

I'm not a hater I just think that it's I think you're wait national geographic mad because I look like a god I'm saying you look great in those photos. I think that's what

you would look like if you were in Avatar. Is that a weird take? The average American would look. I'm going to post these tomorrow. Yeah. Make sure you say that. The AI shit. Make sure you say that. The AI was the AI shit. The other part of this

that I was doing some research of my own and I saw that in like the late 90s, somebody in George Soros' neighborhood got bit by George Soros' dog. And you want to talk about, like, the best thing to ever happen to you. In Catona.

Oh, my God. I would love to get bit by George Soros' dog. It'd be over. What type of dog was it? I think they tried to sue. I think it was like a black lab. Oh. I would sue.

Man, I would go home. I would, like, soak my hand and mud just trying to get that thing infected for just a little bit. Oh, man. You would never, you would never see a bigger lawsuit than that. I'm just sick. I was watching one of those interrogation videos and some dude claimed that somebody attacked him and when the officers left the room

he started punching himself more. I'd do some shit like that. Did it work? Of course not. The cameras were rolling. Yeah, I would, man, I would sue the shit out of George Soros. That would be awesome. By the way, there's

it's weird because something I did find last point on this but I just did so much research there's two ideologies when it comes like reading between uh because I had to read all this trying to find out like the real stuff about George Soros like George Soros's ideology of globalism is that national identity is more toxic and will cause war and division and then there's other ideologies amongst like that like the rot some of the Rothschilds

believed that is that between Jewish Jewish people actually let me try to think exactly how to explain this but like some people believe that Israel is essential

it's more like a differing opinion on Israel that Jewish people should have a national identity and sort of be nationalistic with Israel in mind or the whole world should all just be open borders there shouldn't be any sort of stuff.

I think the differing in opinion is something that's in common amongst that sort of proves the anti-Semitic conspiracy incorrect that they don't want a national identity versus some people want closed borders and that differing ideology is something that proves the whole conspiracy incorrect. You're saying that Zionists,

people that believe that Israel should be, be a state right right if they if we believe if they believe in that premise it therefore negates the world cabal premise yes like for example george soros is not a zionist ah debunked i like it billy i'm not mad at that i'm true like i was honestly thinking this whole time like how can we disprove like but when you go down and drink a guinness just remember you're you're getting controlled yeah what's the what's the collective word for like a group of sinister Irish people. You're like a bar,

a cabal, a cabar. Mixed orly's old alas. Like a pub. Yeah. Thank you, Billy. Good job on your research. Proud of you. I'm sorry if I stumbled clumsily on any of those ideals.

I mean the best. It's okay. Billy does mean the best. You did say coop when it's cool. You said a lot. Bad, bad week for Billy's pronunciation, I will say. What was the other one? Oh, say, say the word.

Aristocracy. Say the word that starts with a cue. Oh, yeah, yeah. And it means you have a problem with something. I got a quorum. Quom. Quom. Where's the R?

Where you put an R? Also, you said Newfoundland. Yeah. Newfoundland. Well, somebody tweet at me the other day. Maybe you guys got tagged as well being like, how, why are we not just like correcting Billy's pronunciation on things? I mean, I like to let him cook.

And then at the end we can address some things Because you can't get him out of his own It's like the new It's like the offside rule in soccer Don't disrupt the flow let the play happen And then you can go back out Yeah we'll address it after the fact I don't know what's wrong with

The Billy have afterwards Be on your Bubba too Well it's also like Billy learned these words By reading them So like that's we shouldn't make fun of him for that He learned Newfoundland Quallam I don't get You're just saying it wrong

Yeah I think I don't know Just the wrong letters yeah I see stuff in my head as words before I say them I don't know what that means about me but especially when I'm talking about stuff I read so in your head it's like a Star Wars like yeah wow I don't know why but like seriously what are you seeing in your head right now um I was thinking about the word

quelm because is that a word Q-U-E-L-L-M is that what you guys think I'm saying for quorum No, no, no, no, no, no. The word you're trying to say is qualm, a Q-U-A-L-M. Oh, it's like you have a problem with something. You have a quorum with it. Quallum. A quorum. A bone to pick.

Quarm. No, don't say, stop saying quorum. Okay, I'm sorry. No, but it, I don't know. We just let you cook. Yeah. But, but Billy's pronunciation. I appreciate you guys being so.

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I got a big night plan tonight for sure. Are you really going to watch? Are you really going to watch it? I mean, I mean, pump faking me on movie watching shit. I mean, I have to watch, right? Because I'm going to go see Avatar too. You are doing yourself a disservice if you don't watch the first one. And after you watch the first one, you've got to text me and let me know the graphics. Because like, I will.

come on fam it's some of the best graphics to me i will i've seen maybe i'll microdose and watch it billy let me get some of that microdose um there's another thing i want to get into do we have voicemails as well we do but okay one last thing because this is uh i saw this thread earlier today it's fucking hilarious so this is from jeremiah d johns that's his handle jeremiah jonson on twitter uh it's compiled some of the best takes of the year on twitter like the most wild takes of the year. And so he's doing a big tournament. He's doing like voting on it and everything.

And this region is kind of like a bracket. This is called the ablest and problematic region voting thread, a region for all the many, many, many things that were called ablest and problematic this year. Okay? So the one verse the 16 seed. The number one seed is criticizing incest is abelist verse number 16, which is bookshelf privilege. So here are the tweets that line up with criticizing incest and bookshelf privilege.

Is this what I think it is? No, no, this person tweeted, you ever think about how incest is bad because inbreeding leads to deform children is a really ablest take? Like, I don't know. Maybe arguing that people with disabilities shouldn't be born isn't the gotcha people think it is. All right. So that's going up against Gretchen Anderson, who says, I have a very dyslexic friend and he calls bookshelves

performative smart signaling because he only reads by ear and it made me check my bias about bookshelves pretty strong takes on both I think there's a clear winner but yeah yeah it's the ablest the incest one yeah

easily easily that's a sweep I'm related to a bunch of dyslexics and they have the best sense of humor so I can totally see that coming out of one of my buddies's mouth oh please do the eight nine i'm looking at it right now aryan all right wait did you send the thread hold on what did you said oh i'm reading i'm reading them out loud if you just go search uh incest ablest the thread comes up okay the eight nine is going to be tough for you this is tough restaurants are problematic is that the one you're talking about yes

okay the eight seed restaurants are problematic versus the nine seed eating at home is problematic here's the 8 seed this please this you have to read the first tweet first I am that's that's the no the quoted tweet can you send it because I need to read it in the Twitter format yeah hang up just just go search the words

incest ablest I got you I'm gonna send it I'm gonna send it because they're assholes I got you bro well I'm on my computer not my phone Abilist okay you don't have hold on you don't have your iMessage took up to your computer it's my work it's my work computer so I don't I don't think, if he over there doing dirt, that's what he? No, I just don't want my text messages on my work computer that they like look at it.

I don't think Pete can actually. If your spouse, if your spouse don't have their I messages hooked up to their computer, they're cheating. Yeah, that's accurate. It's a hot take. It's a hot take. It's a hot take. Why would that make a difference? Why would you leave your computer open?

Because then everything. up on your computer one time it's a hot take i'm not saying it's true i'm saying okay something to think if you yeah all right i get it um this one is the eight nine seed restaurants are problematic versus eating at home is problematic here's the restaurants are problematic take it starts off with a tweet by somebody that says why do people think restaurants are basically fine and would still exist under socialism for christ's sake please for half a second just think about it really getting my mind blown this morning that was quote tweeted and this is the actual take that's nominated this please this if you're a

quote communist in quote and you actively enjoy restaurants especially wealthier ones you're just a bourgeois sympathizer learn to cook your own fucking meals i like that and then and then the eating at home is problematic uh tweet is recent twitter discourse compels me to remind you home cooking is regressive, nimbia aligned, and problematically gendered, and ultimately a means of reifying existing class structures. The revolution will not be prepared in your kitchen. It will be served to you at a restaurant. Are these people fucking serious? Well, what is nimbie? Not in my backyard. What is not in my back? People that, that claim to be, uh, for policies, but don't want them enacted in their own neighborhood. So why, why is cooking aligned with that?

Home cooking, I have no fucking regressive nimbie a line. I get it because there's a system of labor that's on like for they should they should have incorporated, like delivery services into this. Okay. And you're not you're not supporting like that labor market by eating at home. Right. And also someone has to prepare the food at home and that was historically a female. I don't agree with it. But I can understand the take of it.

if you go to a restaurant and eat food prepared by people who are like serving you, making 250 an hour, that that's problematic. Yeah. This one, I don't understand at all. I don't get it. I don't get these people. Here's another good one. Learn how to cook.

It will help you get laid. Here's another good one. This is a 413 matchup. Um, the four seed, men owning dogs is problematic. What? Dear men, stop owning female dogs. It gives off a clear indication that you are subconsciously want to control and own. women. Purchase or adopt

a male dog instead. Agreed. Agreed. Stop trying to have other bitches. And then that's going up against the 13 seed. Mitzki is ablest for asking you to put down your phone. Oh, no. Not the Mitzky

girls. Bestie, that's great and all. But some of us have mental health issues that cause disassociation and I film to remember the moment. I'm not looking at my phone the entire time just to press record on. Damn. No one's twisting her words.

The message of her tweets was insensitive to people who struggle with disabilities like hearing vision impairments or memory related disabilities like ADHD and depression and are filming for that reason. My hope is that she understood our message. This makes me really, really fearful for the future of this country. Well, don't worry. These people don't actually like exist. No, no, no, no, no.

That's wrong now. This is a 2015 take. This is a 2015 take that this won't. leave college campuses. This is only the crazy leftist at college. Well, guess what? Those people are adults now and they're still doing it. And no, and they don't have jobs because they can't actually. This take is outdated.

It is in the real world. It is infiltrated corporations. It is ruining this country. That take is no longer valid. Here's a good one. This is a six verse 11 seed. The six seed, walkable cities are fatphobic. And this person just tweeted, quote,

walkable cities, in quote, is a dog whistle for fat phobia and that's going up against a juggernaut of an 11 seed how is this an 11 seed i don't know but hold on to your butts hold on i just want to make sure i say this carefully good preface yeah well that's in the tweet i know i'm looking at it hold on i want to make sure i say this carefully yeah and frank had white privilege bad things happen to people with white privilege also but don't tell the whites that. That is just a fucking barrel fire of a take right there. And Frank's white privilege is, man.

I wonder what party of these people voted for. I did see an alt-right tweet that said, uh, there was such thing as Jewish privilege. And that was pretty wild. I think these people, I think these people probably don't, they probably think that voting is, is ablest. will mail in ballots Or no people think That the new take is that like the voting is ablest Because not everyone can have like access to voting polls as easily

And that I don't know if this is abless but like how felons can't vote Mm-hmm Of freedom privilege Kind of yeah Non-convict privilege There's Okay here's a good one

This is the 7 verse 10 seed Here's the 7th seed friendly reminder that literacy isn't an uncomplicated apolitical good and the framing of it as an important life skill ignores the context that makes it necessary for survival so promoting literacy is problematic that's a big one it's not like this is that's a that's a crazy take actually they're like getting well i might understand that take i don't understand how i don't like how it's worded but if i think i know what they're talking about i I don't disagree. I don't think they meant literacy. If they met literacy, that's stupid. But I think what they mean is like a lot of important information can be wrapped up in a lot of jargon, right? Like let's say like legal terms or let's say a lot of higher brow like intelligentsia does this, like people in college campuses.

They, so they, they're so highfalutin with their words that they, that they kind of collude the point, right? Which is why I love like when Einstein said, if you, if you can't explain it to a five-year-old, you don't really understand the topic. And so I kind of understand what he's saying. I hope that's what he's saying. That might make sense. Okay. All right. Well, in that case, it should get blown out of the water by the 10th seed in this region.

The 10th seed is the fact that large. Penises are seen as desirable is just another symptom of Western denigration. Large penises are a sign of low intelligence and savage genetics. Small penises indicate high intelligence and aristocratic blood. And then there's a picture of a statue with a tiny little dick. That's a great take. Wait, by the Hellenist, the Hellenist. Retweet.

Y'all got to go. By the way, this is only one of the four regions of this. There's 64, like the NCAA tournament. I mean some of these takes I'm currently in the what the fuck region I what region were in before the ablest and problematic

region like the one seed in this is killing people is wrong especially innocent kids I pray for the families this was after the Texas elementary school shooting I pray for the families however I stand with Salvador Ramos y'all like to bully and tease people

without consequences I was bullied for years. I know the feeling he felt the bullies got bullied. He got y'all back in a big way. Now cry. Oh my God. Is he the shooter? Yes. What the fuck. Oh my God. The bullies got didn't a bunch of little kids

get killed? All right. Here's another one. This is showers are ablest. Showers today are a form of social control. No. They want you to be clean and hygienic so you can be a docile and productive member of the society so the pain can be eased. What?

Oh, dude. Agreed. Y'all got to go to the what-the-fuck region. There's some things on here that I won't even say out loud. I'm going to drop by. I'm going to swing through the what-the-fuck region real quick. Also, you missed one of my favorites in the ablest region. I've got to go back.

Okay. Wait, how do I get to the what-the-fuck region? Uh, just go to that guy's page. Okay. Uh, yeah, here's the, the, the, the five 12 in the ablest region. The five is, uh, hi, someone with heavy food sensory issues here. Frosted mini weeds are one of the only things I can actually consume regularly and not get sick from. Guilting people who can't support boycotts is ableist as fuck, but y'all aren't ready for that conversation.

This guy, that's a dude that crossed a picket line, right? Uh-huh. And he's like, saying that he's a liberal. Yeah. But he crossed a picket line because. he can't eat anything except for fries and mini-lems. Because he quoted a guy who said to boycott Kellogg's products. And that's going up against 12.

This is a thread. The first one says, I appreciate your point, but go touch some grass is an ablest saying. The next person says, I don't think it is because my intention was to tell people to go outside. This person says, yeah, that's why it's ablest. Using go outside as an insult also targets people that have difficulty socially interacting with people because they're neurodivergent. mentally ill or because they have a health issue that would restrict their ability to socialize

so if you say touch grass able list I gotta go read every single you think I could blog this wait it's borderline wait

9-11 was in the careful turning red the movie included 9-11 What's turning red? It's like a movie about a red panda? Yeah, and yeah. It's supposed to be, I thought it was supposed to be a metaphor for like a girl getting her period. I didn't see it.

Showers today are a form of social control is great. Yep. I love that. All right, so here's, this is a good one. Five verse 12 seed. All right, this is somebody talking about, about small women. saying that their height is minor coded any girl under 5 foot 7

I've seen this any girl under 5 foot 7 is basically a red flag for being minor coded since that's around the common height for children 5 7 5 7s they're saying it's tall I actually that's above average for a woman I agree if that was like 5 foot or like 411 I'm 5 5 5 yeah I mean there are a lot of women

out there that are five feet tall the average female height in america is five four what is what is the what is the correlation meaning when they when a character is developed like in a movie or in a book and they're uh beneath five foot seven that's actually like uh a dog whistle for pedophilia because they're trying to make this person look like a little girl i've seen that take as well that's that's wild now it's going up again five seven i don't it five seven's a tall I'm done it's a tall woman. Now this is going up against I was 5, 2, 5, 3.

A lot of T is minor coated. Hell of it. That's fucked up. Damn. Damn. I'm 5. I'm 5. He's got a beard.

Yeah, dog. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't know how we can continue. Oh, she did voicemails. Oh, my. This is a good conversation.

Mad dog, he got voicemails. No, we got to keep reading these. They're too good. We got to go to the discourse region. What's the point? I don't know that I can read. I can't read any of these ones that are, that have bad words in them because I'm not allowed to say them. I'm sorry, it was right there.

I actually think like dudes, like really tall dudes that date really short girls. Oh, that's weird. Like, that's really weird. Or like Shaq dating anyone? Well, no, like, yeah. Shack should have to be celibate. Yeah, he really. should. No, not in like Shaq's case.

I mean, what, it's weird. Like, it's a take, really when this not, no, not just, but like, sometimes like you see like, I think if you're over seven feet tall, you should. You shouldn't reproduce. You can't, well, no, you've got like a, maybe you can date like some, a woman that's above six and a half feet tall. And that's about it. No, no. That's how I'm saying. Like, sometimes you see like six, six dudes with like four 11 girls. It's like, what the fuck, bro? Like, what is like? Yeah. Like. And then they like made joke like, like, yeah if we get to a fight i'll just pick her up and put her on the fridge and then you can't get down it's like yo dude i don't that's weird bro that's what he said yeah that's abuse i know

not shack not shack didn't say that but oh here's this is a wild one uh the 14 verse 13 matchup that we have right here uh or excuse me the four versus the 13 this is from Amanda Duarte, I remember when this take came out, I do wonder how these white supremacist lawmakers would feel if their little white daughters were raped and impregnating by black men. That's like the most

that's like the most racist tweet of all time and she's she's trying to act like she's the not racist person in this conversation. She's trying to act like it's like, well, they're the racist ones, but you're the racist one for like thinking it. Yeah.

Got you. What if you were raped by a pack of blacks yeah no that's like what she's doing exactly what she's doing the fuck and this is going up against the 13 seed

monogamy culture is consumed with ideas about possession and hoarding it's romantic capitalism I don't know what the fuck romantic capitalism Eric Aaron believes it I love it

romantic capitalism okay wait wait wait I this is a a sixth versus third seed I just like the sixth seed this isn't discussed much but Putin very much benefits from white privilege I just can't see a scenario which a black or brown man running Russia would be allowed to invade Ukraine with no devastating consequences see Crimea in 2014 yeah yeah Russia has famously had many black and brown leaders I mean she does have a point like if if like when I I I Iraq invaded Kuwait Yeah we said No we said

You get your mustache Back over that border Saddam Yeah Uh huh Low key But I think the more Bigger problem is nukes Yeah it's probably

Probably a much bigger problem That they have Are nukes White privilege India has nukes China has nukes Pakistan has nukes Yeah no they're not

No they're not No okay Fact check Um Let's see Have you read The 611 the 11 is outrageous let me get to that 611 I don't in the in the in the what the fuck region the six seed oh yeah yeah canceling 10,000 dollars in student debt is like the police standing outside of school while children are inside being murdered you could have saved them but you chose not to in order to protect yourself that's that's not even the winner and that's the six the 11 blows this one out of the water I also wash this is a woman uh I I I I I I

think. I don't know. Talking about her children, I presume. I also wash the 11 year old's hair tonight. We're doing the curly girl lifestyle. And then in all caps, the amount of emotional labor I've performed in the past two hours. Holy shit. That's followed up with. How do I tell the 18 year old that using me as a therapist and crisis counselor isn't healthy for either of us? He has no consistently supportive adult voices in his life except ours. But I'm conscious of the femme labor paradigm. It's reinforcing that I'm the quote, parent confidant. Yeah, this person's just like upset about being a mom. Yeah. The emotional labor. Yeah, that's it's called being a parent. That's basically the entire, the entire thing. You know what the

craziest Casey Anthony take ever saw was while we were researching Casey Anthony? Kaylee had bad vibes. No, Kaylee. What's different between what Casey Anthony did? No, that, okay, for those of you, I don't think Aryans... I know the tweet you're talking about. There's a tweet I'm referencing where, like, this dad was talking about, like, can we stop maligning, like, parents that are absent for their children? Like, what if the kid just has bad vibes? But they were being serious. I was not being serious.

I mean, I'm not advocating murder. But there are some kids with some bad vibes, bro. Well, you'd agree. That's the real, bro, like, all kids, like, I hate when people say, oh, they're. the children are precious, the children are pure, they're not, they're not. Robots are not. A lot of these fuckers are assholes and then they just grow up to be bigger assholes. Some of them change.

Most of them don't. But there are some kids that are dicks. This is keeping a buck. Hopefully life shapes them right. I don't know. They'll find a bigger asshole. Propaganda. It's propaganda that children are just these pure little sweethearts that are, nah, it's not true.

So the tweet I was saying I'm remembering it from my brain But it was like something like What's the difference between what Casey Anthony did and abortion Oh my God Pretty big difference I know but that was the wild It was like what the fuck

Holy shit that's crazy No but it was the person advocating for like Anti-abortion No no pro like Pro Casey Anthony I think I worded it wrong There was a pretty wild abortion take in the in the what the fuck region

I'd have to go back and find it because I saw that too I would have to I almost I almost don't want to even read that that's pretty bad it's very bad yeah oh here's a good one this is a two verse 15 seed in the what the fuck region this is from Patricia Morgan she's a white woman she says I had a black friend I liked her and I think she liked me but now she is hostile and unpleasant I'm sure I didn't do anything to her except be white

is that what our teachers and our political leaders really want for a society divide us because of our skin color so she just thinks that her black friends stopped liking because she was white that's going up against a juggernaut of a 15 seed this woman says motherfucker's fake freckles you're kidding right

someone replied is there something wrong with fake freckles and the original poster said it's literally the same thing as blackface you were appropriating my appearance that I had to suffer for in order to exploit the positive aspects but reap none of the negatives hey as someone with freckles I disagree with that take you do are real freckles blackface real freckles I mean what's the difference in fake and real I think this person I guess that you're putting it on but if you're saying

freckles are blackface i feel no no they're saying that like fake freckles is like red face for gingers yeah yeah but it's it's appropriating the ginger appearance fake redheads it's irate it's like that people are appropriating Irish culture

yeah uh let's see everyone go check out this thread next time you think this country isn't fucked no but these people literally don't operate within the realm of society they really don't they like they don't have a lot of these people don't have jobs they're just on twitter man what like these people don't

like some of these people could be how could you possibly make that stuff wow these are executives at coca cola now no like i don't know about that is wait is coke woke oh do you not remember the training they gave it was probably year ago maybe i'll go find it and send it to you okay i yeah i'm i'm forgetting about that one oh i know Pepsi is right Pepsi stopped the the Kindle Jenner ad Oh, this is, let me Hang on, I can find it right now. Police brutality.

Yeah, it's tracks. Yeah, the Coca-Cola gave an employee diversity training where they urged employees to be, quote, less white. Okay. Oh, yeah, we talked about that, I think, on this show. Probably.

There were some details in there that didn't really line up with that being the premise of it. I mean, I'm pretty sure there's like screenshots of the, training yeah but i mean i wouldn't say that the point of that training was to tell people that they all need to be less white we dug into the detail i remember having like doing actual research on that and looking at to be less white is to be less oppressive be less arrogant

be less certain be less defensive be less ignorant be more humble listen believe break with apathy break with white solidarity that's on the powerpoint okay so is white used like as a metaphor there yeah No, I think white was used as a metaphor right there. A metaphor? Or, yeah, like, when it just explained what they meant by being less white afterwards. So, but that's not what a metaphor is. They should have, they definitely should not have said less white. Well, no, they should because that's what they meant.

They explained, but what you just explained right after that, that's what they're trying to tell people to be. They shouldn't have been like. And they are ascribing those characteristics to white. No, that is what they meant. Right. You're saying, surely they didn't mean that. They did. I'm saying that what they, what they're telling you to do, those sound like all, all good things, right?

Because if you are white, you are inherently those things. That is why you need to be to not do them. You're inherently all the opposites of those things. No, you are inherently oppressive, arrogant, certain defensive, ignorant, humble. You don't listen. You don't believe. You don't break with apathy. You don't break with white solidarity.

Okay. Hence why you need to be trained to. unlearn those behaviors inherent in white people. Yeah, it's bad. It's bad, bad thing to have in a corporate training, for sure. But they're not bad things to have. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, like the explanation of what they want you to be, those all sound like positive things. They probably should not have ascribed those to being like white people don't have any of these things. Sure. Probably not bad. Probably not good to say that. This is a good one right here. This is the seven verse 10.

really the seventh seat is just really good. It's this guy named John Reyes, and he says, even after a 12-hour night shift at the hospital last night, my wife still has the energy to shovel the driveway. God bless her and all our front-liners, time to make her some breakfast. And it's a picture from his window of his wife outside shoveling what appears to be like, I don't know,

eight inches of snow off the driveway after getting home from a 12-hour shift at the hospital. is a chivalry's dead Is that because he's not out there helping? Yeah. Okay. That one's got to be a joke. It might be. I think it's not.

I'm trying to, you can, I mean, think about it. If shoes out, like, let's say it's like 5 a.m. And like this guy, I can understand how that happens. But he should have instead of taking the picture, went out and shoveled with her. Here's a question. This is the 12 seed. this is from somebody named uncut otter so just use your imagination of that is it unethical to attend a no loads refused pimped out cum dump event if the bottom has you blocked on

twitter even though you've never talked to them and have no idea why and then he had a poll set up of yes definitely kind of not really nope no loads refused is that a sex party that he's talking So I want to make sure I have this right. This is a gay man. Yep. Who has somewhere found an invitation to a quote, no loads refused event. I won't even say the next word. It's a pimped out, cummed up event.

And the person who is being had sex with has this guy blocked on Twitter. Yep. he does not know why no idea why and he is asking the what is the the noun version of ethical ethicality

ethics he's he's asking whether or not ethicalness yeah whether or not it's ethical of attending to have sex with that person to dump his load in that person now got it now the fine print clearly says big T that this is a no loads refuse yeah I got that dump

but the person hasn't blocked like you can imagine the moral quandary that he's in put yourself in the moral quandary that this country is in is what we should be concerned with put yourself in this person's shoes you you got invited

someone invited you to this cummed up it sounds more like an open invitation yeah but how does you find out about it it was a flyer maybe a flyer at the local library I don't know big two do you ever participate in orgy Oh, gosh.

Shut up, Billy. At any rate, you've been invited somehow to the no loads refused party, but you don't know why they have you blocked. Should you go? Like, you want to dump a load. But on the other hand, like, are they, in fact, are they refusing your load because of the fact they have you blocked? We've all been in this position before.

Nope. No loads refused is winning the poll by a long shot. So if it's called no loads refuse, it's no loads refuse. I pray for this nation. You can't turn down a load. It says right there in the invitation. That was brought to you by Amazon Music. Hey, Prime members, have you heard?

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All right, we got some voicemails? Yep. Let's do it. Fayetteville, Arkansas. Okay, let me start over. It's Carter from Fayetteville, we got it. It's Carter from Sanneville, Arkansas. Fuck Mary Kill, pizza, football, and driving.

Don't be good one. Love y'all. Quick and easy. This is the easiest fuck Mary kill of all time. What are they again? It's driving pizza And football I do like driving

Merry football Fuck pizza Kill driving No Well big T Like careful I'm actually gonna I'm gonna marry pizza

Fuck football Comit ping pong would have something to say About that That's not funny Merry pizza Fuck football Pizza is like a top three food in the world It's very carb heavy

But there's what a steak I don't think you think that's like a hot take I think that's a hot take well pizza in Texas is in pizza in New York I do I will give you that every time I go to New York that's the first thing I do is go try out a new pizza spot pizza in New York is definitely cracking top three in a world though I mean it's it's an elite food I get I get top 10 top three though I don't know three to five yeah I'd say I'd say top five pizza for sure Uh, football, you already live half the year without anyway. Pizza, I ate a lot of pizza growing up, but I think actually for the bad good of my health, being no pizza and killing pizza might be the best. Kill? Yeah. This is really just an argument of what's better pizza or football. Well, driving.

That's true. I like driving. Do you like driving anywhere close to as much as you like eating pizza? watching football. I love driving. Driving's up there with football. You would give up football to drive. Billy football.

You, you, Billy, Billy cars. By the way, that name was given to me a long time ago. Some guy recognized them as Billy Hot Takes.

Billy Cruzan? Why? How is this possible? I haven't had the last, I haven't had, well, some of the best fun I've had in a while is driving to the Super Bowl.

Yeah, I was driving to a football game. Yeah, the only reason you were driving. Billy Motor Vehicles. Yeah, Billy. Listen, you can do whatever you want to do. I'm just letting you know that, like, football and driving, I'm beginning to question. I like to drive. I like, I mean, driving is boring as fuck.

It's so fun. I like to drive. Driving is, I agree. It's so boring. One of the biggest problems in this country is people doing other things while they're doing it. that's also true it kills people every day arian also has a car that drive himself

it's invalid take no like what's how sick of driving I am I got a car to do it for me I like I might purposely drive like to somewhere I should be taking a plane this Christmas just because I like driving so much

okay I mean I do that because fuck planes I hate planes I um I do it to bring my dog I like driving driving Driving is fun, but I've been without a car for like six years now. And when I get behind the wheel, I'm like, oh, yeah, this is kind of fun. But like, I would never go six years without pizza or football. You don't love the open road.

You don't love football. I believe what's saying life is the highway. Go ahead. Life is a highway. In the time we've been talking about this, someone's gotten killed from texting and driving. Think about that. Oh, hopefully not anybody that's listening to this show. Since we've said this, somebody has drive sober and get pulled over.

Well, when we said it, it was in the past, which is actually now. Heart disease from eating too much pizza. Yeah, heart disease is a bigger killer than anything. Yeah, worth it. You got to die sometime. Like pizza is one of those things. Yeah, but the point is that pizza's cool and fun. Driving is not fun.

You have to do other things while you're doing it. But like, you can still eat Italian food. That scratches all the itches pizza. Yeah. So I don't think so. Absolutely not. For that reason, I fuck pizza. I marry football.

Football for the rest of my life. And then I fuck pizza because one, I think it would be probably the best feeling out of all those things. It's warm, saucy. And then you can find other things with cheese and sauce and dough to replace it. Lazzania. I'll eat lasagna for a while. Yeah. A little stuff crust action in there.

I kill pizza. Fuck football. Merry drive. Whoa. Okay. So that's that's crazy. You love driving that much. What exactly like watching football? Oh, all of it. Playing it, watching it.

Okay, actually. Imagine if your entire life football didn't exist. Yeah, I got a medical. Actually, I'm married football. You get fired, Billy. Yeah. Billy Drive. I just really love like when the topography

changes when you're driving places. Yeah. And how stuff changes. it's nice I guess pulling over after driving Can enjoy that on a train That's very true I would love to take a train across the country

We need more trains Yeah, and earning Trains are the superior way to travel I'd be saying that shit all the time Trains are fantastic Y'all would do a macro train trip That would be lit We could

I was just on a train this weekend Yeah let's run a train Oh God Billy Billy All right, next voicemail. That's a joke. Thanks.

What's up? Macrodesic crew. Euland Red from Alabama calling it. Hey, I had a question, kind of an odd one, maybe a little more directed towards Billy. There's a lot of random stuff, but I'm curious,

if you have one just useless fact for statistics that you know, off the top of your head that maybe you should know anyway, I love the podcast, keep it up number two on my Spotify rap, so I love it, keep it up, thanks. 90% of guns in the home are used

by someone who lives in the home. Yeah, that's the point of owning one. No, no, like who live in the home. Yeah. Yep. So if you, if you own... That's why you... If you own a gun...

it's more likely to be I can't hear it what's the question what's one useless fact or statistic that you have memorized I think I think you're saying more likely to shoot somebody in the home yeah it's more likely to be used on somebody in the home yeah then like you're more a family members more likely to get shot self-inflicted if there's a gun in the home if there's a gun in the home and that gun is most likely to be used I mean in the home the overwhelming majority of crime is committed against people you know Yeah. And then also, like, if somebody breaks in, you're likely to accidentally shoot somebody that you live with. Or mistake somebody that you live in. Statistically, having a gun in your house accessible is most likely to be used. Against you? No, no, on somebody you, like, like one of your kids. Yeah. Got it. That should ran the first thing that popped in my head. I have a more uplifting statistic. Please. About the greatest baseball player of all time. If Hank, Garan never hit a single one of his 755 home runs, he still would have had 3,000 hits. Wow. Also, he

has the most total bases in baseball history and the guy who's second is like 18 miles behind him in bases. Barry Bonds? I think it's Mickey Manil. How's Barry Bonds not up there? I love the Wayne Gretzky one. If you took away all his

goals, he'd still have the most points in the NHL history. That is crazy. That is insane. Wayne Gretzky is probably the one person that you can slice and dice his stats up so many ways that will just blow your mind. He did have more empty net goals than Alex Ovechkin. Just pointing that out because a lot of people are talked about Ovechkin's empty netters. He does get a few of them. My suggestion to you would be maybe don't let the capitals get up by one or two goals on you in the third period. Then he won't get an empty netter. But Wayne Gretzky had more empty neck

goals and Alex did so so there it's actually it was Stan Musil it's now Albert Pujols his second and total basis and he's a it's 11 miles behind tank Aaron that's crazy about 650 bases we have any other voicemails that's it okay my useless fact is just everything you know about the Ohio turnpike rest give us one uh not as much of a fact just more of like me knowing at every exit what rest stops will have what um restaurants what's the best one um there's one in between this is for all ohio people if you don't if you don't understand obviously but there's one in between i think it's by mount mommy if people in ohio are picking up and i'm putting down and it has like an auntie ann's a dungan a duncan a panera

I think in Einstein Brothers too Like it's a really really good one And it's under construction right now Actually I take it back to Mommie It's in Freedom Ohio And it's So the best one is in Freedom Ohio The best one has an anti-an's pretzel

A Dunkin A Dunkin An Einstein bagel Yeah a Panera The Panera That's the just to work clearly That's like the crown jewel I'm from Ohio

That's like a big deal Okay, all right, all right. But the Panera is the one that gets you because usually they don't have fast casuals like that. It's usually just fast. So fast casual being in there is a big deal. That's how it used to be, because they used to have Albone, no one cares. They used to have Albem panes everywhere. And then they got rid of all the Albem pains.

Albon Panas. Abon Pah. Yeah. And then replace them with whatever. But now having a Panera. Elite broccoli cheddar soup. At Panera. Oh, yeah.

Very, very good. There was some lady that went viral earlier today that was, she was talking about the, And it's one of the teas or one of the drinks that they have. Oh, it's like the mango, whatever it is. She said that she drinks like four of them a day because you get free refills. And she just looked up the stats online. It's 83 grams of sugar per one. But that's not the crazy part.

The crazy part is it's 260 milligrams of caffeine for each one. So she's slamming like a thousand. 10 cups of coffee a day basically. Yeah, a thousand milligrams of caffeine per day. which is yeah 10 cups of coffee pretty wild people exist like that and she also said

she doesn't really drink caffeine besides that I got news for you you don't eat anymore girl you drink caffeine maybe mix in some DMAA some geranium seed extract right Billy? Yep yep

all right thank you guys for listening to another episode of macrodosing I got my useless fact oh shit okay it's not useless it's just a good segue out of the show the the sea

dwelling creatures in the new avatar are just as sentient and are and just as intelligent as the land so like all the the beings they're just as smart they have their own language and everything going to be fire bro do you think they're smarter than orcas way smarter than orcas

way smart on oakers hmm there you go that is that's wild I can't wait to see it They're just as intelligent as the Navi. Do you think... Navi are the native people. Do you think if they link with these sea creatures, like they linked with the flying creatures?

They can. Yeah. But do you think that the flying creatures are going to think that the Navi are cheating on them with the sea creatures? Okay. We appreciate you guys listening to... Sonyhall.com. Sonyhall.com.

Isn't it weird that they have sex the same way they link with those creatures? If you want to... Listen, don't spoil it all for me, Billy. I'm about to go watch this movie. If you want to hear Billy do this live, go to SonyHall. 12 years. We'll check it out at Sony Hall. Arian will be there.

Billy's going to be there and we'll entertain clients afterwards. Big T will be doing the live detector test. Mad Dogg. Bring your mom. We'll be giving you side hugs. Yes. She said. Yes, I promise.

Bring your mom. And Aaron will be doing a milf contest. No, it's not a milf contest. I want people to know that this is a safe place to bring your mom. We're not going to creep out on your, on your moms. No. We just love moms on the show in the best way possible. But you'll probably get backstage if you bring your mom for Aaron.

We're just joking. Kind of. Sort of. All right. See you guys next week. Love you guys.