Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - Getting To The “Bottom” Of The Hollow Earth Theory
Episode Date: May 18, 2023On today’s episode the guys discuss the hollow earth theory. Plus they are joined by hollow earth believer and expert, Sweet Baby Ray.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spoti...fy or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing
Transcript
Discussion (0)
Hey, macrodosing listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube.
Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music.
That isn't that crazy, because we literally haven't looked down there.
I mean, think about it.
That might be the craziest sentence anybody's ever followed up by saying, it's not that crazy.
It's not that crazy.
I'm talking about a three-minute monologue about some wildest.
this shit you ever heard over equals
that's not that crazy
watch this I'm going to go touch the upright
see if I still got it
are we
are we taping right now
I'm going cold. I'm going cold. I haven't warmed up today. I actually did go for a run earlier today. So my legs might be a little bit tired. Just FYI. Okay. Let's take. I'll bet that you can't touch it. Does anyone take that at all? No, he can't touch it. The thing is it's far away enough that he won't be able, like we won't be able to prove it when he can't. Oh, he's slowing down. He's already lost.
He's, he's, he's bouncing slowing down. He's already lost. No. Oh, he didn't get it. He's going to say he did it. He's going to say he did it. He doesn't. He don't say he did it. He doesn't. He don't say he did it. He doesn't. He
doesn't look excited. Someone pull up the footage and just see how many pixels are between
his fingertips in the dialogue. Yeah. Today is Thursday and it is May. Hang on. I'm looking at
my calendar at May 18th, 518. Welcome back. We've got a great episode today, hollow earth episode.
We've got a hollow earther, hollow earth truth earth. That will be joining us a little bit. So we get
into that conversation. We also have a just a good start to the show. Vibes are
right now on macrodosing and they're high because it's brought to you by three chi the presenting
sponsor of macro dosing we love three chi nothing like a nice evening on the couch with three chi
nothing like hitting some three chi when you head out for a night on the town because of all the
things in life that you have to enjoy one of the best has got to be getting high wherever you want
whenever you want without the paranoia of consuming some sketchy black market punk what's the best
way to do that well it's with three chi of course three she has the highest
quality cannabis products. They've got Delta 9 edibles and their industry leading Delta 8
products to the new line of Delta 9-0 vapes and everything in between. For all racing fans and
cannabis vape enthusiasts, there's more. They're introducing a new Kyle Kush disposable vape that pays
homage to NASCAR driver, NASCAR driver Kyle Bush. That's a great name, Kyle Cush. With its
potent blend of Delta 8, HHC, THCP, and CBC, this disposable vape is designed to deliver an exhilarating
vaping experience that you won't soon forget.
So what are you waiting for?
Race over to 3Chi.com.
Order your Kyle Cush disposable vape today.
And while you're there, grab other Kyle Cush merch
or even some extra gummies.
I'm not kidding when I say that when
Three Chi brings their product to the office
when they send it over, that stuff's gone within minutes.
People can't wait to get their hands on it.
It's a lot of fun.
Macrodosing listeners get an exclusive 15% discount
on all of Three Chi premium THC products.
Support Three Chi.
They're supporting macro dosing.
They're a fan of the macrodotions.
Get dosed with 3Chi.
Go to 3Chi.com.
Use promo code macro 15.
Take 15% off your order.
That's 3Chi.com.
Promocode macro 15.
Take 15% off that order.
Must be 21 or order to purchase.
Please use it responsibly.
That's true.
A cold call.
Can we just start recording right now?
Yeah, we're all recording.
Oh, shit.
I mean, we were just recording.
we can cut in whatever we're just recording to watch pf t not get the that that has to be kept separately
yeah i want to say whatever whatever we'll get we'll get the internet sluice on it um airing good question
what's a cold call i used to do that all day every day for like two years um it's when you call
somebody out of the blue and you try to sell them something so i was selling software custom software
or software testing so i would find out who the ctio was of a company
and I call them up on the phone, and then they pick up, and then they're like, who's this?
And then I have to say who I am and try to get them interest in my product before they hang up on me.
It's a fun little dance.
Let's do it.
Okay.
I'm calling you.
Call me.
What's your title and what company do you work for?
And what am I selling you?
Well, you'd have to tell me what you're selling me, right?
I used to do this to jobs.
I'm just saying, like, let's put a scenario in place here.
All right. I am the owner of a light bulb company, and it's a local mom and pop.
We've been doing business in the city for 50, 60 years. Good, good quality light bulbs.
Okay. That's the name of it. G.C.L. My name is Jack Johnson. Jack Johnson at good quality light bulbs, GCL. GCL. Okay. Ring, ring, ring. Hello.
Hey, Jack Johnson, this is a cold call.
Do you want to hang up first or should I?
Well, this isn't Jack Johnson.
He's far too busy to be answering phones like this.
But if you want me to get a hold of him, I absolutely will.
Oh, yeah, that'd be great if you could help me out.
I'm really embarrassed that I called the wrong person on this one.
So I appreciate you helping me.
Not a problem.
I'll patch you right in.
Okay.
This Jack.
Hello, this Jack.
Oh, yeah, sorry about that.
I was just dealing with a call that was coming through on the other line.
Hey, my name is, my name is PFT.
How you doing?
I'm good.
It sounds like you don't remember me.
The name does not ring a bell.
Can you PFT?
Yeah, yeah.
I just had a note on my desk to give you a buzz.
I know that you run good quality light bulbs, right?
Yes, yes, we've been a family-owned operator.
business for good 50, 60 years. Okay, so that makes sense why I would have a note to give you a call.
I actually represent an electricity company. And so I know that good quality light bulbs,
you guys are probably in the market for a lot of electricity. And we've got a great introductory
rate right now. We're willing to undercut whatever company you do business with by 20% for
your first six months. How's that sound? It sounds a little outrageous. I mean, we've been doing
business with regular electricity company
REC for 20 years. What should
I mean 20% is a is a lofty
go I mean say more I mean I'm interested but
yeah how I mean you're your business owner
I'm a business owner CEO CEO at the end of the day
I've got people to answer to at the bottom line and if you
I would guess I don't want to
assume anything about your business
but if you're a light bulb company
you probably use a lot of electricity
and if we have
a service that can provide
better, cleaner, faster
electricity for
20% less I would assume that that would be something
that you're interested but maybe I'm way off
I mean I'm definitely interested
but I'll be on with you, uh, FTP
it sounds like
bullshit 20%
sounds like bullshit
I'm just being CEO to CEO
you and your important desk notes and calls
20% sounds like bullshit
we might not be the right company for you then
I mean you called me
yeah but after hearing you explain to me
you know the challenges you face as a business owner
it might not be a match and that's fine
I'm interested
let's talk a little further
I okay um
hang on real quick
let me just
I've got an appointment here.
Is it okay if I hop off in about two minutes?
I've got a kind of time boxed in right now.
I have a very important client coming in.
And I want to make sure that we treat our clients with the utmost service
if they're going to be using our services to them.
So listen, I'm happy to walk you through all the details.
In past experiences that I've had with CEOs,
they might not want to get down into the details.
Now, I can talk.
I can talk electricity with you until I'm blue in the face.
I'm happy to get into the weeds on that.
But is there anything in particular you'd like to know about our service where it comes
from the speed rate that we have on delivering the electricity or pricing model?
What's important to you?
You know, I like to cut of this guy's jip.
And I'll tell you what.
I'm going to let you get to your call.
And I'll be in touch with you because I'm interested.
I like the way you're talking.
Okay.
Yeah, that sounds good.
tell you what call me back and i hate to do this right now hang on one second
hey Cheryl
hey can you can you bump my 155
just five minutes would that be okay
yeah yeah and tell him i'm very sorry to keep him waiting i wouldn't want to do
that um but while he's waiting make sure he gets fresca
diet coke coffee fillet whatever he wants
Yeah, I know. He's a good friend of yours, too. So just, you know, catch up with him. Okay, cool.
Yeah, so I can actually walk you through the pricing model right now if you'd like to.
Do you have any kids?
I do.
Okay. So I assume that passing on a cleaner, more stable world would be something that would be important to you, right?
The environment is probably something that you at least think about every now and again.
Climate change is a hoax. I think it's going to be, we'll be fine.
Let's maximize these profits.
Let's make this air as dirty as we can.
Well, that's good because we run a filthy business.
The way we're able to deliver,
the way we're able to deliver such a great brand of electricity to you at a lower price
is precisely because we cut every single corner when it comes to regulations.
We've got an entire office space that's just filled with lobbyists.
And so they're working day and night to reduce regulations.
and we're even breaking some regulations that they won't know about
that we're actually going to write into law to say that it's okay in the future.
So we're able to get a leg up on our competition
because we pollute more,
we drive faster,
and we don't give a fuck about the environment or the future.
Let's make some money, you know?
That's what it's about for us.
And you tell you,
I'm so glad you push your meeting back because I was going to get on a call with you later on,
but you have just tickled my fancy.
I'm in I'm cutting
ties with this 20 year company that we've had
this in place
they're talking about
renewable energy and all this
gobbledy gook liberal
bullshit
I'm with you
I'm with you yeah let's do this
listen we don't we don't sell
gay electricity
okay we sell
red blooded
full diesel American energy to you
I love to hear it I love to hear it
I love to hear that there's still
electricity companies
out there to haven't gone woke and they
understand we need good clean
quality American muscle
electricity. No of that
bullshit. Let's do that.
That's what I'm talking about, buddy.
All right, I'm not here to jack you around. Get it?
Mr. Johnson.
Let's set up it. Wait, hang on.
I got a call coming in right now. Bear with
me for just one second. Now, take your time
please. Yeah, this is
FTP. Well, hey there,
FTP. I just heard
some talking you were doing about
type of business y'all are doing down there at uh what's the what's the company again uh this is
fucking fast electricity okay well i just heard i just heard some stuff i liked and i was wondering if
if we could get on the horn as well if you were if you're not busy after your two o'clock now if
if i'm not mistaken this sounds like the chairman and CEO big t motors that's absolutely right
Wait, is Big Towers going electric?
Oh, who's that?
I want to do business with Big T.
I don't want to do business with Lil B.
Hey, Scott.
Let me close a deal real quick.
I'm closing a deal on the other line.
Big T, I'm going to give you a call right back.
Big fan of your work, by the way.
Absolutely, you as well.
All right.
All right.
So what's your credit card, Jack?
A credit card.
Yeah, that's how we close this deal.
tell you what i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna have shirrell send you an invoice we'll just invoice it
put it off till later you don't have to pay we got you know lucy-goosey payment terms 30-day net
accounts receivable over here so we'll get that strained out but i feel like the
ceo to ceo chat has has run its course we're good doing business let's make the sparks fly
good old american spit in a hand handshake better than a contract all right there you go
that's that's how you close a deal that's how you that's how you run a sales call all right
cold call now I know yeah it's it's a tough job I feel bad for anybody that has to get into
cool call business these days because nobody uses phones anymore and there's a lot of spam and shit
too so so like some of the tactics that you were using that I picked up on is is seeming
busy uh part of it like you wanted to seem busy yeah you don't want to sound like you're
desperate for a sale because if you're if you put that across then people are going to be like
I don't want to, for whatever reason, they're like, I don't want to do business with this guy
who really, really, really wants to do business with me.
I'll just make it seem like, come if you want, but I'm trying to help you out.
Yeah, take it or leave it.
And also, they teach you whatever emotion the other person is showing.
Show a similar emotion, but always be like less of that emotion than they are.
So if you were like, this is incredible, I can't believe you're going to give me 20% off.
let's close this deal right now.
I would be like,
I mean, that sounds great.
I would love nothing more than to win your business,
but let's make sure it's a good fit before we close this thing out.
So let me just ask you a couple questions about your needs
and make sure that what we provide over here is going to be,
it's going to be a good fit for what you guys do.
Is that all right?
Or if you're like, get the fuck off the phone,
I'll be like, yep, this was a bad call to make.
You're probably right.
Like, I feel bad.
Didn't mean to interrupt your day.
sounds like you've been dealing
with cold callers all day long
you mind if I just take 20 seconds
I'll tell you what we do
if you don't like it
then you can tell me to fuck off and I'll hang up
it's
it's not an easy job
you have to be emotionally intelligent
like you have to understand people's emotions
and it's yeah there has a skill set involved
a lot of lying involved too
yeah a lot of lying
you'd be great Billy
no I don't think so
you're lying that's a lie right there
no no no no
no
uh but yeah
anybody that has to like pick up a phone and
dial some companies make you call
like 40 50 80 people a day
it's tough
geez
there's no way I could do that
and you also get told no a lot
so you
you can just get beat down
and a lot of people just give up after a while
because they hate hearing no over and over again.
Does it feel like a success?
Like you feel like it's a win when you sell something?
Like it's like I did that.
For a while, yeah.
Yeah, it's a good feeling for sure.
But then some people, some people love that.
I didn't really love it.
But the people that do love that feeling and love,
if they're like money motivated and all they care about is money,
then they can have a good career at sales.
But if you're not, if that doesn't like actually fulfill something that you want,
then it's you're going to burn out at some point
even if you're a good salesperson you'll burn out
I feel like Vince Vaughn is the best
salesperson I've ever seen
in and he actually a couple movies he was a salesperson
with the one uh the internship
great movie yeah that's a fucking brilliant movie
he just has this way of conveying shit that
had me you know what I'm saying he had me wanted to buy the shit
he was selling in the movie she was
nice of that shit though
yeah it's uh
it's a skill set man it is
So maybe I'll teach Big Tea and Billy to make some cold calls for for macrodosing.
I did a little cold calls in my day, but it wasn't sales.
It was looking for a job and trying to lease space, but a little different and selling a product.
So you were calling a landlord and being like, I'd like to give you money, sir.
No, no.
I'd call tenants and be like, hey, I see that your lease might be ending soon.
Are you looking for new office space?
but then like everybody's lease is usually like on a two or like usually when you're calling
their lease might be up you don't know at the time so then that's why they're like no our
lease is up in two years I'm like oh sorry then you like take a little note didn't have the job
long enough to call back in two years but yeah yeah then it's it always happens like on your
first couple days you'll get a call like that and somebody will say I'm not interested
and they'll just lie to you and they'll say like you know I'm going to be in the market
in like you said two years or 18 months and then you go into your little note system
and you put a note in call this person back on this date like 18 months from now
knowing full well you're not going to be working at that job in 18 months but you still
put it in there yeah the the hardest one though is like trying to get a job and just cold
calling different people in different departments and just being like hey I was wondering
if you're hiring I just graduated from macro dosing university and majoring in this
and I thought I'd be a great fit for your company.
Some people liked it.
Some people didn't.
That's a cool call too.
Yeah, you're selling yourself though.
Yeah, that's a hard one.
Yeah, that's a hard one.
You really got to sell yourself is weird as fuck.
So not to.
I know this is an amazing conversation about cold calls,
but I wanted to bring this up, bro.
Because I just found maybe, I don't know.
I don't know how I just found out about this,
but have you ever heard of Phoenix Jones?
No.
Okay, bro.
Phoenix Jones was a mixed martial artist.
He fought in the MMA who lived in Seattle.
So his origin story was this.
He was at like at a supermarket with his kid.
He comes back outside.
His car window's broken.
And I guess they stole some shit or whatever.
He ends up, his son ends up slipping and falling in the broken glass.
And he's just like mad as fuck.
He's like, I'm tired of the crime in the city.
My guy puts on a real superhero outfit, bulletproof vest, gets it tailor made, and then is a real-life literal vigilante running around fighting crime in Seattle, right?
Yeah.
I have heard of him.
Yeah.
Shit is wow.
Okay.
So then, so then this is in doing so, he starts like filming shit here and there, starts doing shit.
And then other people hear about it.
And so he forms like a click of super show.
So they come and they dress up with him and they walk around and they fight crime.
And this dude's like, he got shot twice.
He got stabbed.
He was really out here doing shit.
But he ended up getting arrested because he started beefing with the Seattle PD.
And he started beefing with him like, on some bullshit.
Like, loki, because they were like, yo, this is dangerous.
Like, don't do this.
you're involving yourself in all these incidents and then he he starts like calling them out
on their lack of response time on how they do things and so they don't like him right so like
during like some of his altercations like one of them uh he's breaking up a fight the both of the
parties start attacking him he pepper sprays him and then the police get called and they end up
arresting him shit's hilarious and so and so those charges
got dropped but they ended up getting this bandit because like his he hung up his cape his his his superhero friends
they started turning on them because they started they like started talking shit there was like all he does
is walk around like areas where drunk people are and like drunk people obviously are going to commit
crimes and he he's just that's that's what that's what he does like and then they kind of got a little
racist when he was like because he's a black dude right
And he was like, he don't go on Martin Luther King Boulevard where there's real drug dealers and real gang members, right?
And so like the inner turmoil between the superheroes, he's saying you ain't really out here fighting crime.
You're just fucking with drunk people.
And so he ended up hanging his cake up, man.
That shit was fantastic story I had never heard about before.
Well, vigilante justice has been too popular lately.
Yeah.
I've never liked to.
but what are you referring to uh there's there's some stuff on the new york city subway a guy got arrested
a guy choked a dude out and unfortunately the guy died and now the guy killed him out no no don't
don't be like he he he choked him out and then somehow he died he died like he died because he got
choked out the guy choked him out and killed him well i don't think he was trying to kill him
right but he choked him out and killed him
now i i wasn't i wasn't on the subway i don't know what the person was doing if the person
was actually threatening anybody because there's no video that but the guy the guy choked him
out and killed him my mom used to say my mom used to say the road to hell is paved with
good intentions so what is what is his defense what is because i saw uh all the republicans
her conservatives they're like they banded together and they get this man like I think it's like up to
like almost two million dollars now his defense attorney go fund be fun yeah why why has this
been politicized is it because a white dude killed a black dude is that what I'm guessing yeah a little bit
and it's it's also tied into crime in cities in America so the person that was the the person that
was killed he had a pretty considerable rap sheet and he had some mental health issues
and people are saying, well, this person was probably threatening people on the subway when this happened, given his rap sheet.
But we don't know because there's no video of what the person was doing.
Two other people on the subway car helping him restrain the guy while he's choking him out.
I kind of think that the majority of the subway car was sort of condoning his actions.
So they saw what happened before.
So if you look at the video, there's three other guys helping him restrain him.
So if there's, you know, I'm not saying what happens right.
I don't want anyone to see like anyone died, but you've been riding the subway.
You've been around New York City.
Like mad dog got chased by a guy in a mask.
Like it's fucking Gotham City and there's no bad.
No, it's, it's really not that bad.
Like New York City is not that bad.
It has gotten way worse.
It's like I used to ride the subway at nine years old.
Like by myself.
By myself.
Like you've like, I, it wasn't like this.
I don't know
It wasn't like this
What are you talking about?
It wasn't in the early 2000s
In the early 2010s
It was not like this
I can say that for a fact
I was like I forgot that's when I was like
Like yes of course in the 80s
In like 80s 90s was bad
But like crime happens in waves my brother
It'll go like this and it'll go up
Look at all the statistics throughout our history
That's what crime is and does
I know I know but there has been a change
So I think reality of the situation
is whatever he was doing unless he was like about to kill somebody on that subway you can't
just kill you can't just kill a person because they're they're acting irrationally on a subway
what if they're threatening people you can't kill people man what he's talking about you well
what about attempting like kill him i i'm glad he got so he got a manslaughter charge which is much
better than a murder charge because it has to do with intent he didn't i do not believe that the guy
intended to kill him. I think he intended
to incapacitate him.
Arian, if you were
doing jiu-jitsu
and you choked a guy out,
have you ever been in a
jiu-jitsu gym when a guy passes out
because he doesn't want to tap out?
Now, what if that guy accidentally died
by some reason? Well, it's because there's a
way you choke him. You're taught how to choke
people, and I'm almost positive. I don't know
anybody in the military personally.
Well, I haven't
talked to anybody in the military in that capacity.
But I'm, I would be surprised if they're not taught how to choke somebody out.
Yeah, it was also like he held the choke out for minutes on end.
And also you can restrain somebody without choking them.
Like, you don't have to choke them.
It's why isn't, isn't that, isn't that use of excessive force in police departments?
Isn't it banned because of that reason?
A lot of them do have that.
Yeah.
It's like an illegal thing to do.
You can't, you can't go run around choke of people, though.
Like, if restraining people that are erratic or whatever the case might be and a threat to people, I understand that.
But there's, yeah, there's actually, like, a lot of time on the subway, there will be, there could be something that's happening where it is a clear and present threat and people just look down at their phones and they ignore it.
So it's not like I don't, I wouldn't care about public safety in that regard.
But if you restrain somebody and you choke them for, I forget how many minutes that he held a choke hold out and killed them, it's because.
you choke the man out and you choked him to death and you have to squeeze with a certain
amount of force in order to restrict breathing like you have to you have to do that like and you have to do
it for an extended period of time so like you could have put him on his stomach if there's three
people restraining them it was excessive it was excessive and so he'll get off it's just it's the
He'll get off.
I don't think he's getting off.
I think he'll get off.
I mean,
he might get convicted of manslaughter because he did extra judiciously kill a person.
But he could claim self-defense.
He's going to claim self-defense.
I was in threatening of my life.
I don't know the New York law.
People have come forward from the subway saying that the guy was saying,
I'm ready to go back to jail.
I'm ready to hurt somebody to go back to jail.
I think the term was,
I'm ready to kill somebody to go back to jail.
he said he said i'm not afraid to go back to jail i'm not afraid to die so he didn't he didn't
from what i've read and i've read a lot about it he didn't threaten to kill anybody he just said he's
not afraid to die i think there was threats of harm new york so the quote is and there
there might have been i wasn't i wasn't on the train but i haven't i haven't read anything that
shows that he was making direct threats or endangering anybody's safety
at the time it was quoted um i'll hurt anyone on this train okay i didn't know that um therefore
kill him restrain him i don't look in reality it's not i don't think it's not i don't think
it's both of them are almost victims of the scenario because new york city should never
allowed the like the public officials let it get to this point where there's so many people not
gang taken care of like this guy definitely needed help jordan neely the guy who unfortunately passed
like he needed help and he wasn't able to get it because of how our government like especially
the city government recently has been operating that's the real crime the real crime is that this
guy needed help and he should have never been in that situation on the train to you know like
threatening those people he should have been he should have gotten been helped someone should
have helped him and he's been in the system enough where they should have helped him
So that's the real tragedy and not in that, you know, like it's an unfortunate situation
that one, this guy felt that he had to do that, no matter like thinking in the right
scenario, who knows this guy may have been a combat veteran, the one who did it.
He may have like, you know, we don't know, like how the whole situation.
And it's unfortunate in all things.
But.
So the video showed the show.
cold lasting four minutes there were some reports that prior to that it had been going on for several
minutes already so four minutes is a long-ass time to hold somebody a chokehold that's a very
long time to be exerting force on somebody's neck and uh apparently a man after two minutes on the
video a man came on the train to warn that the chokehold could kill him or could injure him and he kept
it going so he was told by another passenger like hey this could hurt him and he kept going so
you should not be allowed to
kill another person on the subway
unless they're trying to kill you
but even then like if if it's
I just I mean this is like a
it's definitely a divided
thing right because like he'll he's obviously
going to claim he was in fear for his life which he obviously
wasn't but or in fear of someone else's life
he wasn't in fear but if you have somebody down on the ground
and you know they're unarmed
there's no
there it's it's a tactic
it's a it's a tactic used
to get people out of crimes that they
I have a feeling that this guy
thought that the guy
could was
like healthy enough to get choked out
and not die
I think he was just going to make him pat
in his head he was probably like I'm going to make this guy
pass out and then just let the police
come not for four you can't
you can't you can't
Well, the thing was he was moving.
I'm not, but like, that.
So you kind of are.
You just said, like, I have a feeling in his head.
Do you think he, like, it was warranted?
Him killing him was warranted?
I don't think him killing him was warranted.
I think that he didn't mean to do that.
I think he meant to choke him out.
Like, how many, I mean, like.
That's why.
I hear you.
You also get into a weird conversation
where if somebody was in fear of something happening,
then you have to figure out if their fear was justified or not.
So if somebody that has never been to a city before comes on a subway train
and sees somebody that's just pacing and talking to themselves,
I'm not saying that's the case in this scenario.
But let's say that you grew up in, I don't know, Wyoming and you come to New York City for the first time
and you've heard on the news from Billy that New York City is a very scary place to live.
No, no, no, I'm just saying like, you've heard that.
New York says it's a scary place to live from bill and then you come to New York and you come to
New York and you see somebody pacing on the subway and screaming something which is like abnormal
behavior obviously that could be considered to be menacing and that person is afraid of the
homeless guy that's walking back and forth yelling and that person's legitimately scared of this
person and restrains them and ends up killing them because they were afraid then you have to
figure like was that fear justified enough to kill the person
and that's that's like everybody has different fear levels and then you have to figure out if there was actually a threat that a standard or a normal person would consider was was a threat so it's a it's a very murky conversation but it sounds like i don't know manslaughter is probably that's probably the right charge to start with i don't know because i can't get inside the guy's head i don't know what happened on the train before it happened the thing is like they're like i even know like i know like i know
of people who have gotten manslaughter charges from like punching a guy in the head
and then the guy hits the curb and dies like that happens all the time but like
it's it's like i'm just saying that it's an unfortunate situation all around like
but the fact that this guy is being like i don't know the fact is being what no
Just, we were just, just, I was just bringing up the topic because you were talking about vigilante justice.
Yeah.
Yeah, I guess without like, without like a video of, of what happened before, maybe the person was attacking people on the subway.
I haven't seen anything that showed that he was like hitting anybody or threatening to hit anybody.
Who knows?
I don't know.
Even if that, it's going to be very tough for a jury to sort out.
If that dude was running down the train, slapping everybody in the face, he didn't deserve to die.
That's crazy.
Right.
No, no, I totally agree with that.
But I don't, like, I don't think he was trying to kill him.
Yeah.
And that does matter in the eyes of the law.
So that's why manslaughter would be the charge.
If you unintentionally kill somebody, using a move that has been known to kill somebody in the past,
it's like a gray area and it's tough to prove intention.
But if he legitimately was not trying to kill him or if he didn't know that,
that it could kill him, then sounds like manslaughter is the right charge.
But if he knew that it might, then you could make the argument for murder, too.
I doubt it.
Did he, has he spoken out?
Well, he's not getting charged with murder.
So, right.
They're only going to try him for manslaughter.
Because the thing is, if they charged him with murder and try to convict him on murder,
he would get off.
Like, yeah, and then you can't go back and retry.
Yeah.
So.
I've seen
He hasn't said anything yet
Well
If you accidentally
Kill a guy
You probably call your lawyer
And be like call
I'm saying like
Like be a statement
Has a lawyer released a statement or anything
No
I mean
I blame
I blame the city
Like
I blame the government
No offense
Why are you defending this guy so hard
Because
I mean like
You're sick of these streets
And these criminals
Like I
He can't even
There's no 9 year olds on the subway anymore
Like I get scared on the subway
A lot
Like there's a guy like sharpening his knife
Next to me yesterday
But like
It's kind of like what it is sometimes
Like gonna
It's like you gotta take the go out of the bat
Billy let me
Let me put a different scenario in front of you
Okay
You're at a bar in Hoboken
Uh huh
And you're really pissed off
Some guy like came up to him
He was like Billy football
You pussy and like
and shoved you, right?
Yeah.
And then you punch this guy in the face and then you keep, he punches you back,
you get into a fight, his friend sees you attacking his buddy,
comes up behind you, puts you into a chokehold until you die.
What should happen to that guy that just killed you?
Well, there'd probably be video footage of me basically getting jumped by two dudes.
no no no you're fighting you're fighting with one no but i'm defending myself after he pushes me
yeah but so he's a threat to me and i'm defending myself so that's but you're also you're
that's manslaughter friend that's manslaughter if i go up to a guy and just start i don't know
there would be video evidence in that situation like that would basically like get them convicted
yeah like that situation weren't there cameras on the subway
it'd be too much too many crimes
you catch too many people pissing in between the carts
they don't want to know yeah
same reason why there's not that many cameras on college campuses
yeah it's a little like we we almost would rather turn a blind eye to every crime
because we don't have the infrastructure necessary to prosecute everything that we see
Those things would be gone in three months.
That's also a good point.
Yeah, they just get smashed.
People, no one would want to watch, like, watch that much footage of.
Yeah, there's so many subway cars.
Yeah.
I think it would be, I think it would be doable.
And maybe just, you know, it would be a city expense update the cameras every, you know, six months or whatever, three months.
But the people, the people that had that job that would have to review the footage,
would be like the people on Facebook that have to review every video that goes up and they spend
two hours in a row watching just the most heinous shit possible and then they have to take like
mental health breaks every every two hours and talk to a therapist but what they just saw imagine
people that had to review every single minute of a video on every New York subway but when they just
review the footage of the timesams of something that happened that was reported which was
All the reported stuff would be pretty heinous because they have to report it.
Well, not what I'm saying?
They don't just have to sit there and watch empty carts and people sit and they'd be like, okay, at 12 o'clock, boom, this was supposedly happened.
And then we reviewed the footage.
You don't have to like sit there and just watch subways.
What's a, has everybody, has everybody here?
Maybe not you, Aaron, because you haven't spent that much time in New York, but has everybody seen somebody taking a shit, either in a subway station or on a car, jerking off?
jerking off and pissing. Have you hit the big three?
Yes. Doing crack. I've seen every. I've
heroin. I'm trying to think of the craziest thing I've seen on the subway. Mostly just
dudes jerking off. Me getting chased was pretty crazy. Yeah. That is crazy. Yeah.
Oh, that seemed was peeing. Oh, no, I've seen two people fucking.
On the subway? Yeah. It wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't, it was pretty disgusting. It wasn't.
What? It wasn't. It wasn't. It wasn't good?
It wasn't like porn hub in real life.
No, it was like Dirty Mike and the Boys.
Others got other guys reference.
What if it was hot people fucking on the subway?
It wasn't like subway.
Is that as bad of a crime?
Uh, it was pretty disgusting.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, I can see that.
I'm pretty sure.
You never forget your first public masturbator.
Yeah.
I don't think I've ever seen one.
I've seen two up close.
Well, I've seen more than that, but two like up close.
There was one guy that was in the subway station right next to our office.
And I was getting off the train.
And he was getting off himself.
He was in a sleeping bag.
And he was in the main vest of people.
And people were just walking past him.
It was rush hour.
And he was just cranking it, just laying on his back, just cranking it.
And there were probably hundreds of people just walking past him.
Just, okay, whatever.
whatever. I'm not going to stop. I'm not going to pay any attention to this. That was
a shocker to see for the first time. And then what would you? PFT hasn't it gotten worse
since COVID? You can admit that. And I think it's more it doesn't have to do with no,
no, no, no. No, I don't. I personally don't see any difference really. But what now for
COVID when COVID hit the subway, there was nobody on it at all. And it was really easy. And you
wouldn't see that much stuff going on in that first year of COVID because nobody was really
riding it. But I don't think that it's, I can't say honestly that it's worse now in my personal
experience than what I saw for the first four years when I moved to New York. It's definitely
worse. It's always been bad. Yeah, yeah. I was just going to ask you what, what would you have the
people? You said these people just walk by and do nothing. What would you have them do? Stop and watch.
No, it's just nobody was shocked by it.
That's more of what I'm saying.
Oh, I think, no, I think people are like that, but there's a, you just have no choice.
Like, I've been definitely shocked by things in New York, but you just, there's nothing you can do.
Yeah.
It's, it's like everybody was numb to the fact that there's just a guy jacking off in the middle of hundreds of people right now.
Did you?
That's more of the thing that was for me.
Vandal Park in the Netherlands.
Vondel Park is the largest.
I'm sure I'm saying that wrong, but bondle park.
is the largest park in Amsterdam
and the most famous in the Netherlands.
Public sex became legal in the park in 2008.
So you can have sex in public.
That sounds like something the Dutch would do.
Yeah.
I mean, that's the least surprising thing.
I mean, we have otherized it in the way
that's kind of wild to me.
Like, sex is so taboo,
but it's like, we're all here because of that shit.
I don't, it's such sex.
It's just boobs, just sex.
Just boobs.
This is what it is, right?
We have like, we have just like,
naughty did it is just so naughty
like yeah it's just that it's not a big thing
dudes want to jerk off in front of other people on the subway
no in a regulated park
in a well regulated
in a well
regular
a rel
the 69th
69th amendment a well regulated
orgy
yeah
being necessary to the security
of a definitely not free state
it's uh there was another time that was shocking to me i was out for a run not to brag this was like
five years ago and i was coming around a corner and as i was turning the corner
there was a guy that was just standing up on the sidewalk this was on the west side highway
he was standing up on the sidewalk facing a building and just jacking off actually i think i was
walking leroy i don't think i was running i'd like to take back my not to brag i was walking leroy
and we walked around the corner and the guy was just cranking it and
And as I turned the corner, he got shocked by me.
He didn't expect me to be there.
He definitely didn't expect Leroy to be there.
And he just looked at us as he was finishing.
And then I was right next to him.
And then he just shot all over his cardboard that he had laid down.
And me and Leroy just turned around and walked the other way.
It was pretty bad.
There's actually, I like homeless people that I know.
You know what I'm saying?
Actually, it's more the, because there's homeless people that you see every day,
like your local like the guy that and that's like there's this like there's on st mark's place
there's this guy i know there's some camaraderie it's like the zoom zoom guy you see him in the morning
when he probably just got whatever he got and he's just like having a dance party by himself like
the ones that you know that aren't like erratic like there's like a guy in hoboken people probably
know he is he's the he's the screaming guy he just starts going wah and then he's like i need a
cigarette and then he'll just run up too big i need a
cigarette. I'm like, that guy, all he wants is a cigarette. And he probably just wants, like, peace. And then you see him with a
like, like, like, then, but it's the random, like, yeah. It's just, you know that. Billy likes the homeless
guys that are like, uh, characters in a children's book where you're walking down the street. And it's like,
oh, here's friendly Harry the postman. Oh, there's, there's, uh, Glenda the firefighter. Oh,
that's homeless show, the beggar. And he wants all, he wants all his homeless people.
to drop life gems on him
and he walks by and he's like hey son
you know life is like
bro most homeless people like
most homeless people I mean there are
some like saying homeless people
but the majority of we're going through extreme
mental issues and
they and everyone around them
has given up on them and so there's nobody
to turn and I got bad news
there's going to be more homeless people
because nobody
can afford to live anywhere good anymore
like it's the house
housing crisis is just starting to show its ugly head, I think. You're going to see more people
that get priced out of the cities they grew up in and they're not going to have anywhere
a turn and they're going to go out on the streets. Well, I do think, I think there's definitely
about, like, I was like reading a bunch about this because I thought Black Rock was trying to buy
up every house in America to make us all rent and, you know, a little W.E.F. Rent everything. Oh,
nothing be happy. But in reality, they're trying to stimulate more building like to what's the
word? They're trying to like create a market where real estate developers and lenders like we
like need more housing. So they start building more housing. So more affordable housing gets built and
that, you know, it's sort of the free market takes it's, you know, it does its thing and ends up.
You sound like you're putting on a cape for Black Rock right now, Billy. I, I, I, I, I,
I, because I was reading up on it, and I kind of didn't want to believe that, you know, we're in this dystopian future where, you know, Soros is turning our cities into, you know, dumpster fires so that property values go down and BlackRock can buy everything. And then we all become corporate slaves. I didn't want to believe that. So I started taking the rational approach.
Yeah. It's not just BlackRock, but there's definitely like private equity money that's buying up a shitload of real estate. Also, foreign markets are buying up a ton of.
of real estate in America right now holding on to it and then just trying to make a shitload
of money of jacking up prices for rent, flipping them for even more money to their richer friends.
Like that is a, it is a problem.
There is not enough affordable housing in America and it's going to get worse.
Well, honestly, the work from home thing, I think is really going to help that problem
because the whole idea of a commutable, commutable distance, I'm meeting like a bunch of people
are older than me who are buying their first houses. And because they only need to go
to the office two or three times a week, they're much more willing to make a hour and a half,
two hour commute when they can work from home the rest of the time. So the radius around big
cities that are commutable distances grown so much more. And that's not true for everybody
who because a lot of people, you know, still show up to work, you know, get in front of a microphone
or, you know, actually do manual labor. But yeah. Well, I mean, I,
I'm doing it right now.
I'm living in the Virginia suburbs
and then commuting to New York twice a week
back and forth on Tuesdays,
Thursdays, and then look at me.
Not everybody is as fortunate as I am
to be able to do a podcast
inside the Washington Commander's practice bubble.
So maybe we just need to bring more.
We need to build more practice bubbles
across America so that people can host their podcasts in them.
But for example, like a place like
Poughkeepsie, New York or Kingston, New York
might end up being a community.
suburb to New York City. And all the property values out there is less because they're farther
from New York City. But those places are going to get bought, developed, and you're going to have
affordable housing there. And then the commute is going to be a lot less of a stress on your day to day.
So people find it worth it to, you know, live out there. There's a lot of land that people
don't live on yet. Yeah. I mean, that's the big problem with that is it's getting bought up by people
too. It's getting bought up by
investors that are just going to hold
on to it and they're not going to build
something for the people on it. They're not going to build
neighborhoods with affordable housing.
Real estate developers are going to always look
to make more money.
People are going to have fewer and fewer options, as all I'm saying.
You can get a huge
government subsidy for
developing affordable housing,
especially in New York in like
places like, you know, that have
those things. Yeah.
So by doing that, you're going to be
able to, like, you're going to have affordable housing on those areas that are commutable.
I hope so. I hope you're right. I hope I'm wrong. One of the one of my favorite things to do
is just look at, uh, random cities or random suburbs across America and see how much house you
could afford to live in given what you pay for rent. There's a place in Nebraska that's giving away
free plots of land that have electric and, uh, you know, utilities on the street that you can plug into.
Like right now, we could apply for one of those plots of land, go take a tent or even
RV out there and just start living on and build our own house.
That, like, I'm half as sometimes thinking about that.
That goes back to the whole sales technique where if somebody is giving, if somebody is giving
me land for free somewhere, I'm like, I don't know.
I'd rather pay for it.
I mean, like you're coming on a little strong right now in Nebraska.
Well, no.
Have some respect for yourself.
It's a town in Nebraska.
I mean, they just have a very low birth rate.
No, nobody's like, not many people are moving to the town because, you know, the job's left in some regards.
But with like remote work, I could hypothetically, you know, zoom in like we're doing now and live in Nebraska with the same salary, very low property tax and live like an absolute king.
You know what they should do if they're facing like a dwindling population.
It's the same thing that they do with like online dating apps.
they should just pay attractive women to move there and just live there.
You don't, as long as you live in that house for like 300 days out of a year,
you get paid 50 grand a year just to be in that city because if you get,
if you get attractive women to live in your city, then people are going to move there.
That's just how it goes.
Well, in reality, they should, I mean, I'm not, I'm not like against migration.
I'm not anti-migration, but that's a huge role that immigrants play in this country.
is like, you know, keeping the population at a good amount.
Like, do I believe, you know, what's happening at the southern border is correct
because it's incentivizing a lot of people to get into bad situations by trying to get to
America and we should have better pathways?
Yes, but like people like that, those plots in Nebraska would definitely help the country
if, you know, people who want a better life from other countries go and live there.
You know what I realized?
And maybe this is because I grew up in northern Virginia in an area that was, it was like 50%, I think it still is about 50% Hispanic.
And by that, I mean like El Salvadorian and Bolivian, Peruvian, not Mexican.
It's more like central and South American countries.
And they, the people that immigrate over here, a lot of them immigrated illegally, they were the ones that were working, the construction jobs, all the jobs.
all the jobs that nobody else wanted.
It's really not that different for communities like that,
the way that people from South and Central America are like discriminated against.
It's really no different than what the Irish and Italians went through.
100%. 100 years ago, 200 years ago, when they were the nationality people that people
that were already in America didn't want here, but they were the ones that were building everything.
It's kind of the same thing that's been happening.
happening to a certain extent where it's just like the new class that's coming in the established
class of people they don't want them well i think it's just an anti-catholic bias if you if you look
good point i'm kidding but no good point philly what do all three of those cultures have in common
just think about it reverence for the virgin mary um uh but it's more what more concerns me
this is probably just like a new story like like the the hundred chinese now
nationals like that are coming over the border like because it's such a poorest border that's
probably like fear tactics by fox news but like what like what the hell how did they end up in
mexico to try to get to the u.s and it's just like a bunch of military age men coming through
our southern border like that's never really been a good side like i've i've not heard that news
yeah so i just want to hear what i'm hearing straight there's chinese men coming from the southern
border.
Is this like the secret Chinese police presence in New York City?
I mean, that was real.
I have no clue what we're talking about.
Military aged men was the key,
key term there.
I love that phrase.
It's like we could say that this podcast is predominantly hosted by military aged men.
It sounds so much more sinister when you say that.
I'm come cut off.
I'm done.
You're going to take Billy before they take me.
So did I, did I hear that?
correctly, Billy, there was a hundred Chinese military age of men crossing the Mexican border.
I don't know. I don't know. I just think that's more of a national security risk because we can't
vet all of them and let's say they're like literally working for the Chinese government trying to like
get all of our secrets. Look, I'm not, this isn't xenophobic. This is like, like, like if they were
Russian, like there could be Russians. There could be Russians coming over the Mexican border.
You know how much I love Russians. I don't like Russians. I don't like Russians. I think you do.
No, I like Rush.
I don't like rush the Russian government.
Russian people are fine.
I don't like the Chinese.
I don't like the Chinese government.
If you follow Billy's story arc.
You follow Billy's story arc.
You could see him slowly sliding right.
And it's fascinating.
He's in the pipeline.
I'm not in the pipeline.
Do you think?
I'm not here to judge.
Do you think.
But it's very, it's slowly.
No, but like, let's say there's Russian nationals coming over the southern border.
Because they know it's a weakness of ours and like infiltrating our country and military.
apparatus to try like figure out how to stop the war you know that that that exact thing that exact thing
has been happening for the last oh it's called the cold war yeah where they would get russians in
america that would then funnel stuff back to their home country that's been happening for i don't
think that they need a southern border to sneak across they've been pretty good at at getting people
here through legal means and then having them do illicit activities but maybe maybe bill is right
maybe there's a hundred Chinese people
that made their way
to El Paso
military age Chinese people
Chinese men
Yeah
I'm not I'm not I'm not discounted this door
I just I have no idea
I have no idea
I just saw this footage
It's just funny seeing your arc
It's like
But also let's acknowledge what Billy said
Which Billy said that
He doesn't have a problem
I don't
I don't know
He doesn't have a problem with Russian people
He's got a problem with their government
Yeah
Hell yeah
That's a healthy way
way to look at it. That's all I'm saying.
That's all I'm saying.
I'm a fan of
your arc. It's not an arc,
dude. It's definitely an arc.
I just
I would,
you know what I would like to do?
I would like to,
they had this
extension that you could download on
Twitter for a while where you could
see like who
various celebrities followed on Twitter
where your timeline would just become
their timeline. So you get to like look at Twitter
through the eyes of either
Jack or Trump
Actually wild
I would like to see Billy's timeline
If you took out everybody that worked at Barstool that he follows
No I follow some cool stuff that isn't political
No I know I'm just saying like including the animal fights videos
All that stuff
I would like to see Twitter to the eyes of Billy football
Now it's pretty
Actually my 4U page has gotten pretty
Oh I don't want to say that
Yeah. Oh, no, you know, you know what's, you know what? Remember we were talking about that homeless guy that got shot that was on everybody's for you page?
I don't even look at my four you page. Do you remember that video that came out of St. Louis and a guy just getting shot in the head, a homeless guy?
I did not see that. That was on a lot of people's four you pages. Wait time out. You, you, you actively go on your four you page?
Well, I accidentally end up there on on TikTok or Twitter. Twitter. Any, any, any, I'm more concerned.
on Twitter, but on any platform.
No, but remember we talked about how the 4U page, like,
where you're seeing, like, fucked up videos?
My 4U page on Twitter is great.
I love my 4U page on Twitter.
It's just Braves and Tennessee reporters.
We were talking about this.
We've had this exact same conversation.
That's how you should experience Twitter.
Oh, it's perfect.
And it's guys that, like, I don't want to follow because I don't want everything all day
clogging my feed, but when I go over there, I know that's what I'm getting.
So it's perfect.
I have yet to even click on my 4U page or refuse.
it's actually not that bad once you're going to curate it
I mean that's what I'm saying it's like
they're going to feed you what they think you what you like
and so I'm not interested in what
ever algorithm at Twitter feels like I need to be interested
in my personal experience they nail it
so you may want to give it a chance
that was back when Twitter was like
trying to whatever like videos got the most
visceral reactions got like on the 4U page
we had this conversation
and there was a good consensus
that like yeah there's crazy videos on the 4U page
yeah there definitely were
like crazy fight videos and violent
videos and stuff I did not see the
the guy in St. Louis getting shot in the head fortunately
I will say this I just went to my
4U page right now I haven't been there
in a while
first thing comes up Miley Cyrus
music video out now
and then right after that macrodosing
in some areas in Brazil police ride water buffaloes
good tweet Billy
Let me see
I'm for you
They're mounted police on water buffalo
Okay
The first one that pops up is
A guy by the MFD Signifier
He's a leftist
YouTube
Video essayist
Sounds like they got you down pretty good
I reckon
I love video essays on YouTube
And then macro dosing
We're committed
to the Wyoming.
Oh, y'all just let this off.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was just like me right now.
Some woman pouring
chocolate
into a cup,
chocolate. Oh, I haven't seen those
videos. It's, I don't, I don't,
there's like these weird videos of these
two girls, like really aggressively
making large cups of coffee.
And they're just like looking pissed off as
fuck. And some guy
by the name of 8-bit idiot
It says Johnny Depp sucks so fucking hard during the court case.
I actually believe that fucker.
But then you find out all the shit was suppressed and you realize the guy is a goddamn cycle.
I literally have not searched or thought about Johnny Depp maybe in two years.
It's taken date, three days to get halfway through the Avatar sequel.
Come on, Mike.
Cut the shit, Mike.
It was long.
And my brother.
It was good.
Saw are baseball games.
Not anymore.
That's true.
I can barely get through a chicken bucket.
The Braves had a game.
The Braves had a game the other night.
There were 12 runs scored in like 25 hits and it was like two hours and 20 minutes.
It was crazy.
I think we should because I'm not well enough in the baseball scene to like start this shit,
but y'all should start this shit.
Start like protesting games until they cut that shit out.
Because I haven't seen a fan that likes it.
Oh, no, no, no, everyone loves it.
I like it.
No.
Wait, the pitch clock,
overwhelming majority.
Wait, wait, the pitch clock?
What?
Wait, what's not to like?
I don't get it.
Dude, the pitch lock sucks.
No, but you're, only if you're there.
You're saying this because you want longer time to drink alcohol.
I like eating, I like experiencing the day at the ballpark.
It's supposed to be a day at the ball game, not two short hours rushed out.
You can go beforehand.
It's, no.
The stadiums here suck for that, actually.
but I do dislike it in person
because it's so much shorter
but on TV if you're watching on TV every single night
it's great okay well that's the correct take
because I don't I don't watch baseball on TV
right that's what my only experience in baseball games
is live and it just feels like you just show up
and then it's over it's like so quick
and my previous experience of baseball games going to
was just the greatest sporting event to
in my opinion it's so fun
I went to a double header
earlier this year. They played two games
back to back. Even with the 45
minutes between them, it was probably only like five hours.
I love that. I love that. If games
get like rained out and stuff, they'll, then they have to make them up.
I need to do a double head. Yeah. Fire. Yeah. I might just
but is that more expensive? Uh, there's sometimes they'll do,
you have to leave and come back with a separate ticket, but this one was one
admission. You can stay. So one thing.
Imagine that the NFL played a double header.
Oh, my God.
How electric would that be?
That's just dangerous.
That's just dangerous, dude.
That would hurt, man.
That would hurt.
That would hurt, right.
I don't, hell not.
That's just so dangerous.
I think, so Big T and Billy and Aaron, you guys have the correct take,
which is if you go for a single game,
then the pitch clock kind of sucks because it feels like it's pushing you out of the
ballpark too soon but if it's a double header being able to watch two games in five and a half
hours is awesome yeah it was good true but there's not how many how many how many double headers are
there a year they're that i don't know most teams will end up playing two or three or four just because
if games get rained out and stuff yeah it's more of a weather thing they used to schedule them
so long time ago in yankee stadium they put in uber eats i used it this weekend so that's the only
I think unfortunately well actually fortunately it's just something it's how you got to adjust the shorter games next time I go because a lot of people tell me look they they've started to do in seat delivery for food and drinks and that's how they've been really trying to substitute the in game experience for the pitch clock so that's kind of what you got to do it's more expensive and hopefully ticket prices go down a little because of that but you just have to order all the food to your seat.
But they also sometimes don't have the specialty food, like the steak sandwich and left field or, you know, like the nice Italian sausage.
I, like, only like a couple things.
I got a chicken bucket Friday at the Yankees game, and I did the Uber Eats pickup.
So I just don't have to wait in the line.
Oh.
And so I, it tells you what section it's in.
And then I ordered it on Uber Eats.
And then I just went and picked it up.
And then I just didn't, I literally just like skipped the line.
The only thing.
And I love a chicken bucket.
The only thing they haven't figured out is the bathroom situation.
So until they put like some sort of catheter type thing at the seat, so I don't have to get up to pee, then they would have solved all the problems with the pitch clock.
Yeah, there's no Uber.
There's no Uber Eats for taking a piss.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, actually, there is an invention out there.
I don't know if it still exists, but it was a thing back when I was in college.
I never used it, but we would always talk about maybe get.
one is called a stadium pal and it's just a uh it's just like a little kind of condom thing that goes
over your your wiener and then it's got tube at the end that connects to like an iv bag or a catheter
bag a camelback you strap your leg yeah camelback so you can just sit there and not get up
and piss onto your leg uh for for the duration of the game what if you've got a particular how how big
is it i mean because you're not looking at it we don't you're not looking at it no
no no no not for your dick how big is the bag
like how much can it fit because you're not looking at it while you're pissing so you could
aquarium size yeah three gallons 10 gallons yeah
you're playing a dangerous game if you're guessing how how full it is my person I got the
Magnum Stadium pal right I don't know what size you guys would get I need the
I would probably it's a lot at games like
Oh, I never do.
It's not always been really, like, I could hold it if I have to, like,
and this is just a dire need, but usually I could, I'll be good.
I never.
I'll be honest with you guys, getting older, you see a difference.
I don't know if you see a difference yet, Aaron, but I definitely have to pee more.
My difference comes at night.
So, like, at night, it hasn't happened lately, actually.
But I used to have a little, like, pee bottle, like, by my bed.
Because it'll be like two in the morning and I had to get up.
And there's nothing worse in my opinion
than getting up having to be in the middle of the night.
I hate it.
So I just got a pee bottle to roll over, pee, go back to sleep.
You are too rich for that.
That's true.
I was going to say, you should get a urinal put into your bedroom.
I've even left piss jugs.
Left piss jugs at college.
I have a urinal in my bathroom.
That's dope.
Well, you got, you have bottles of piss just sitting out in the open air on your bedside table.
I'm not a fucking heathen, bro.
it's a piss bottle and I
cleaned it out. I haven't done it
since my remodel actually. Wait, you
reuse it? Yeah, you wash it out.
Okay.
You don't get a new one every time?
Why do you wash it out? It's just urine.
Stero and I like taste.
Oh, no, no.
You got to change it out. You are also rich enough
to not have to reuse the piss bottle.
As I work through this, I don't know if it's better
to have one or multiple. No, you
want to have multiple. You want to have the gallon
jug that you drink all day
then you pee in
and then you throw out and then you get
the new piss jug. Oh no, this is an
actual pee bottle that's for that.
Oh. Like it's made for that.
You thought I was just pissing in a designing bottle?
Yeah. No.
No. This is, it's made for that.
You have a bedpan.
It's like a little plastic joint with a handle
and it's bent, you know? Oh, you have
a real.
Yeah. Oh, I thought you meant like a
a water bottle.
No, that's weird.
So I just had like,
you ever seen signs with Mel Gibson
just made bottles of water just
all over the house.
But honestly,
it's like that with piss.
I wouldn't,
I wouldn't let, you know,
the whole peeing thing
actually distract me from going from a game
because you know what makes going to the game
like the easiest and most convenient thing ever?
Oh, I use it this weekend.
Tell us,
tell us, Billy.
Game time.
Yeah.
Create buy fans for fans.
Game time is the ticketing app
that makes it.
easier than ever to score last minute deals
on tickets to sports, concerts, and
shows. And they
like just went out. Oh, it's back.
Sorry. I don't know
how that happens. Madeline, you used game time
this weekend? I did. I used game time to go
to the Yankees game. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah,
it was awesome. The bottom day of, it was
cheap. I was looking today.
This is partly because they're a joke
of a franchise and so bad, but on
game time, you can go to the New York
Mets game tonight for one U.S.
dollar. No way.
That actually might be worth it.
You can do it. It's on there.
It'll cost you more to get on the subway there.
I know.
Triple.
Yeah.
I used, when I went to the Yankees earlier this season, I used game time.
PFT, have you used game time recently?
I have not used game.
I actually, I bought tickets, I want to say, five months ago on game time for a concert in New York.
And I completely forgot about it.
And it was like two weeks ago.
And so I got down to the last minute
And I was like, I can't go to the show
Because I'm not going to be in New York when it happens
But I found a friend
And I transferred my ticket to them with Game Time
Easy as that
It's possible with the Game Time app
The biggest last minute price drops
We found on the seats you thought you could never buy
The purchase process takes just two taps and 10 seconds
And once you buy your tickets
They're delivered directly to your phone
No printer needed
The app also allows you to easily share tickets
with friend via text like P-F-D-said
so you can get into the game seamlessly.
Skip the hassle and enjoy the moment.
Download the GameTime app or go to the website,
enter your email and redeem code macro, M-A-C-R-O
for $20 off your first purchase.
Terms apply.
Terms apply.
Good ad read, Billy. It's seamless.
That's beautiful, beautiful integration of the ad right there.
We are going to get to some hollow earth discussion today.
And I'm excited to talk about it.
I've done some research, Billy.
And Aaron, actually, you threw this topic out there, right?
Yeah.
This one.
Yeah, so we're going to get into it.
Before we do, though, Billy, I had a question for you, though,
because you brought it up a little bit yesterday on part of my take.
I'd like to hear you expand on it because your blog was published.
Also, I should have said this at the top.
If you're watching on YouTube, I am in the Washington Commander's Practice facility today.
Shout out to the team.
They were nice enough to let me come over and use it.
Wi-Fi. There were some issues going on with Wi-Fi at my mom's place. So just hop right
over here. The commanders are awesome. I'm very excited to be fully blooded back in on Washington
football. Even though I did root for them as hard as I could for the last 25 years, there was a
certain element that made it difficult sometimes. Now I'm all the way back. And the commanders are
awesome. So shout out to them. If you're watching on YouTube right now, you see the commander's son
right over there on the bubble.
You see that goalpost that I just touched
because I still got bunnies.
So shout out to them.
Did you,
there's rumors that you are now a partial owner
of the commanders,
but you just don't want to publicize it.
That's why you're allowed to use the facility.
I can't confirm nor deny that.
I can't.
Look, I won't confirm or deny it either.
Just there's rumors.
I actually, I actually don't know.
I actually don't know who owns the team right now.
we're in like a weird middle ground where it's Schrodinger's cat of teams it's an escrow
I don't know it could be like this might be international waters right now you might be able
to just go squat yeah title right now you might be able to get titles just go there and claim
the title I own I need to get into that sovereign citizen shit oh my god that's this
funniest in the world just start running around the field saying I own this team I own the title
And then if they don't have title insurance, that means you could actually get a claim to it.
I own this team.
I own this bubble.
Do I have to pee?
Do I have to mark my territory?
Yes.
That's going to get you kicked out.
That will get me kicked out.
No, but shout out to the commanders.
They've been very helpful today.
So very, very thankful that they're hooking it up right now.
But Billy, you wrote a blog.
Congratulations.
I write a lot of blogs.
Just a lot of them don't.
get posted. And this one
wouldn't have got posted if business.
So I had this story like two
days ago and I was working
on it. And then
so the reason why the Reddit post got
taken down wasn't because J.P. Morgan
Chase took it down. Business
Insider actually took it down because they didn't
want anybody else to get the
scoop. So
Wait, so the Reddit post got taken
down by business insider? Yeah.
To get the scoop first. So then
yesterday. Wait.
How do you know that happened?
Just some rumblings amongst the moderators of the, of the, because basically a random moderator to the group took it down.
But anyway, they released their article on it.
And I had the article before them.
And you can tell because I said on part of my take, but my article wasn't posted yet.
But because everyone was like, oh, Billy's going off about some crazy AI shit that's not real.
He's like sound of the alarm.
they got the scoop faster because they're no one actually believe me and then i was like guys
business insider just posted it and then mine got up but i had it much earlier basically so j p morgan
chase is monitoring all of its employees i got a couple dms about it before the reddit post so once
i saw all of it i was like okay it's corroborating and here's here's the dm from one dude
um that dm e said so i'm at
JP Morgan and keep me anonymous, but I've accidentally came across the data and it is scary
some of the shit this stuff can report. Reports of people doing cocaine on late on a Friday night
while they were in front of their work computer finishing up, like complete invasion of people's
privacy in their life. So yes, investment bankers, a lot of them do cocaine, but they're getting
recorded after like, oh, I just finished my workday. It's, you know, 10.30 p.m. on a Friday and ripping a line
and it's getting reported to J.P. Morgan Chase
because they've tapped their computers even when they're turned off
and they don't think their microphone or their cameras are on.
A couple of other stories.
And the craziest part is that all of the cameras in the office are tracking body language,
eye tracking and literally collecting all this data to determine like the moods of employees
and then reporting it to managers if like someone's having a bad day
or like being lazy,
they can report it to a manager and a manager
can then check in on the person,
even when they're at home in the office,
but they're just collecting so many data points
on inefficient work.
And then it's they're ranking all the workers
determining on how much they work in their productivity.
And they rank them and they say that they're not supposed to use it
for any employment status,
but it's out there for managers to see.
Like you guys is,
is you know like that's that's like crazy that corporations are now able to abuse their workers
privacy and like basically control their whole life through AI yeah I mean that sucks that sucks
but I also wouldn't expect anything less from like a bank yeah because they're all about the
bottom line I actually would would say if I'm an investor in JP Morgan I would not want the
people that are spending all their time on their work computer to be employed at JP Morgan
Shay. I want that. I want guys out in the field closing deals. I want people taking clients out
to three martini lunches doing Coke on Wall Street in some seedy basement with a secret
handshake to get into. That's the guy that I want closing deals for me. I don't want a nerd that's
just on their computer lab, their office issued laptop all day. I don't think that even happens
anymore.
Oh, it does.
I think like with like much higher ups.
But they're not the ones who are getting monitored.
Yeah, no, that sucks.
And I don't know, just don't work for an employer, employer that does that.
Well, the thing is Amazon's been doing it with their warehouse workers, like, you know,
biological breaks, I think it was called.
Biological function breaks are to be less than like five minutes and like tracking.
like if you don't scan like even with their delivery people when driving they track their eyes
and track if they like you know look at something on the side of the road they count that as bad
driving which right happens and is technically bad driving if you're not like focusing on the road
but like that's pretty intrusive that's not a bad driver right exactly it's not a bad driver
but they're like docking pay for people like looking like off to the side for a second while
driving.
It's almost as if these major corporations need to be regulated.
Well, I think their use of AI, yeah.
And taxed.
I think there's some serious antitrust that could be applied to many of these corporations,
but the lobbyists have bought out all the people who would enact antitrust laws.
Okay.
Come back over to the dark side, Billy.
No, this isn't dark side.
This is in free market.
Sounds like Billy, sounds like Billy's arguing very strongly in favor of having strong trade unions.
I've never been, I think there needs to be better antitrust.
And because the thing is when Amazon owns the majority of the distribution networks when it comes down to e-commerce, I mean, that's not a free market.
That's not great.
Yeah.
But, but, it's almost there.
It's just so funny.
But if they broke up in the arc, right?
No, this is, this is part of the delusion of the arc where you're so forward.
free market capitalism and you're so for free markets and freedom in general that you realize
the end of capitalism is exactly what's happening complete monopoly it's the it's the only logical
result now billy if they broke up in amazon or a bunch of these big conglomerates
then all the different offshoots would still they would start using AI because they would realize
that it was making them more money and they were able to monitor their employees more efficiently
unless there was some sort of collective bargaining
that took place at the employment level
where you could make sure that employers
were not allowed to do that, right?
I do think that a lot of the freedoms
that we thought the government might take away from us
are now going to be, you know,
corporations through privatization
are going to abuse those rights that we thought
only an entity as large as the government could control.
Huh.
Yeah.
Fascinating conclusion.
So I think we saw Sam Altman, Sam Altman went in front of Congress and was like asking them to regulate AI in the future.
If there's one group of people I don't trust to be able to regulate AI sufficiently, it's a bunch of 80-year-old dudes that are sitting there trying to even wrap their brains around what an email is, you know?
I know.
I don't, how the hell are these people living so long?
Gen of Chrome.
Baby blood.
Yeah.
Yep.
I know.
Let's regulate that.
Yeah, regulate baby blood.
I mean, whatever, yeah.
All right.
I thought COVID was supposed to take a lot of these people out.
What?
Jesus Christ.
That was so harsh.
What?
Jesus.
What?
I just want all the old people.
I almost called you my dog's name, like, based off of, like, an innate,
reaction.
What's your dog's name?
Rudy.
Rudy, that's sad.
But like almost it was like too, it was like when you like eat something off the counter.
Like you have to stop me.
Like when your parents call you by their like their full name.
William.
That's hilarious, though.
What a funny thing.
Stop someone.
No, Rudy.
Oh my God, Rudy.
Rudy.
Billy's cost of us.
But did a single, well, actually, that's a good question, though.
Did any congressman die of COVID?
No.
I don't know.
Yeah, didn't, um, uh, what's his name?
Someone in Congress?
Did anyone in like, in Washington in the, I don't think so.
I don't remember one.
Congress is both the House and the Senate, right?
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just like, did anybody in the House?
Uh, yeah.
This Texas,
Texas Republican died after he tested tested positive. Ron Wright. Louisiana Congressman-elect
dies from COVID. Oh, so he was elected. He wasn't actually. This one, Congressman Ron
Wright died at age 67 from COVID in February 8, 2021. Not Ron White. Who is a great Texan?
Ron Wright. Have you guys seen Feinstein recently? Oh, yeah.
rough.
She's going to be regulating AI.
Yeah.
That woman.
What, Billy?
I just gave a shrugly.
No, I was going to get rudied again.
Say it.
What?
Nothing.
You can't do that.
I didn't mean to be disrespectful to anyone who lost family members, but like.
But like what?
It's just like the median age of Congress is so high that you probably think that like the percentage wise of the rest of the population would be a little bit comparative to that group of people.
I don't want to do it.
Don't do it. I don't do it.
I'm not trying to get into it.
I'm not trying to get into it.
I'm just like saying like that's just a statistical anomaly.
It isn't.
I think.
Just don't do it.
Yeah.
I mean,
I'm not.
They're always going to be old people in Congress.
because it's a power of name recognition.
So if somebody just gets elected once,
it's proportionally very, very difficult to defeat them.
Yeah.
There's a lot of corruption, too.
Once you win, like you on and there's, you know,
powers that be,
that have an incentive to keep you in the seat
if you keep voting the same way.
Is George Santos still a congressman?
He has not stepped down.
he's been in like uh has he been in jail
no he's just been indicted
so what they
well I think he went like turned himself in
and was arrested technically but then he was immediately
did he pay bail I would assume so yes
I believe that's what happened
George Santos bail
because we'll see how much money he has while you look that up
half a million bond
secured by three individuals
that's crazy you only got to pay like what 10% or something
yeah
um
Did you all see this Harry and Megan thing last night?
Of course.
I did.
Yeah.
Who's Harry and Megan?
The Royals, the Ginger Royal.
No.
So they supposedly got in a two-hour-long, quote, near-catastrophic car chase in Manhattan,
and apparently, like, it just didn't happen.
I think they just never really rode a New York City traffic before.
A two-hour-long car chase, what?
Did I get them from Times Square?
Where to the Lincoln Tunnel?
Yeah, but it seems like it's probably cap.
They were in a car chase?
That's what was alleged.
But it seems like it probably didn't happen.
The NYPD says they have no record of that happening.
They were in a car chase.
NYC taxi drivers just drive like that regularly.
I don't think we'll ever see like a media frenzy like that around celebrities anymore.
like it's there's too much content people are have so much access to the things that they enjoy
there's just nobody cares like that anymore there's so many more now where there's some
were there some media members that were like taking pictures of them probably did that piss them
off also yes probably but then i i read about that this morning and i think they leaked the details
to tmz right like harry and megan leaked those details it seems that way yeah
here's a maybe i'm maybe i'm missing something though big t if if you wanted to get paparazzi to stop
chasing you everywhere would you then excuse me leak stories to tmz i don't think that was
the goal i think they're just attention course oh wait wait so in an interview that's what i'm saying
i think they love it taxi so this taxi driver made a statement in this is the washington post taxi drivers
Oh, man, this Suckcharne Singh said he picked up Harry, Megan, an older black woman and one security guard around 11 p.m. on Tuesday outside the New York City Police Department's 19th precinct. He said he drove them for a brief period during which it, I don't think I would call it a chase. I never felt like I was in danger. It wasn't like a car chase in a movie. They were quiet and seemed scared, but it's New York. It's safe. Yeah, so here's what it seems like happened. This says Harry and Megan left the Zekefield ballroom with private security with them around 10.
10 p.m. Police say the couple wanted to go back to where they were staying on the Upper East
Side. Harry and Megan didn't want paparazzi to know where they were going, so they drove around for an
hour and 15 minutes with one NYPD vehicle escorting their vehicle. So they were just like
circling because they didn't want people to know where they were. Then they went. The Sussexes
were driven to the 19th precinct and stayed there for about 15 minutes while police helped
get the pair get off the block and they got into a different car. So they were just like
trying to make sure that people didn't know where they were staying. And then they said it was a
near catastrophic car chase. They need to have body doubles. They need to get Carson Wentz in a
tuxedo and then put him into like a duplicate SUV and then make the paparazzi figure out
who's who. In their defense, the taxi driver did say they were pursued by two vehicles, a black
Honda cord and a gray Honda CRV. They kept following us and were coming next to the car. They took
pictures as we stopped and were filming us. So the guy, the guy driving.
didn't feel like the paparazzi were interfering
with his ability to drive,
but they were being followed.
But it doesn't sound
like a catastrophic car chase.
I think,
I think,
near catastrophic.
I mean,
in Harry's defense,
you could say anything's near catastrophic.
Harry's mother did die
in a similar,
like a similar potential situation.
Exactly.
With paparazzi,
so he's definitely more sensitive to it.
So I'd give him a break here.
Harry's Princess Diana's
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
And William.
Oh.
Okay.
Yeah.
I would probably
also hate photographers
if I was him.
Exactly.
The whole
obsession is just,
I know we've talked about it
multiple times
but I don't understand
why anybody gives a fuck.
Do they do those reporters
get paid to follow them around?
For pictures.
Yeah,
if you get pictures,
they sell them.
Okay.
Whoever gets the best picture.
It is just weird
to complain about paparazzi's
two TMZ.
It'd be like if you complain about
like vigilante justice on the subway
and you called Phoenix Jones
you're like hey man
you'll never believe what this happened to me
this needs to stop
they're definitely trying to get sympathy
but I feel like if they wanted to
like I think they have enough money
between the both of them to just
go live somewhere totally secluded
in a self-sufficient
like do they get funded by the state
or like do they have jobs
I think they kind of don't have much money now
because they're they left
She has her own money
They definitely have enough money
How much
PFT's richer than her
She's like a D-list actress
Yeah probably
Honestly
They that's why
What's her network
Said they left
Who left?
Harry and Megan
Like quit the royal family basically
Harry did
I think
And moved to Canada
slash America
Hold on now
How you quit a family
I'm interested
So technically
I might want to pursue the same
They quit the royal part
The apparatus
Which includes their family.
The apparatus.
They renounce their throne.
Yes.
Well, the apparatus around the royal family is they have like kind of handlers and people who find who finance their actions.
And basically, uh, boosters.
Kind of.
Yeah.
They have boosters.
And basically, uh, they do several events for the government that in turn end up like, you know, they like open hospitals.
They do all like the ceremonial stuff.
And for those events, they get end up like a certain amount of stipend.
and besides like they're basically trust funds they're getting from not by the state but by
these so the state pays them for doing their duties their royal duties which is technically their job
and they end up like getting competitive with each other because there's a lot of low class royals
not low class like lower ranking on the totem pole yeah so like they're like prince andrew is
like ranked lower than prince charles the king because he's the second brother and like
he's opening a hospital in north england which isn't as prestigious as a hospital if he was like
opening one in london and basically that's how they that's their job per se like doing ceremony
but harry basically quit that said i don't want do any ceremonies i don't want any royal duties i don't
in turn he gets no money from the royal family and they moved to new york and none of the perks
no they moved to california but yeah partly Canada partly several places in america but
That's why they're doing every interview and book that they can because they're poor.
It says her net worth is $60 million.
Oh, my ass.
So it's like, what, a third of PFT?
No chance.
No chance.
Why are you so convinced that they don't have any money?
They definitely have money.
Because they, I'm sure they have some, but they do every.
Well, she was a dog shit actress before she hitched her wagon to him.
They do every interview opportunity they can.
He wrote his book where he tracked.
his whole family. There's also a clip
where they're talking to, I believe
it's Bob Iger, the CEO of Disney
and Harry's talking to him and he's
like, you know, Megan, she does
voices and voiceover stuff. Like, if y'all
are ever looking for someone in an
animated movie, like she can do it.
They for sure...
That's a good husband right there. That's a
supportive husband. Now, I don't know
the sides, right? But if I was to guess
like
monarchists,
people who want the monarchy
continue will take your view big t about trashing harry and megan is it harry and megan yeah
is that is that am i correct in that assessment i mean i guess yeah because they left the royal
family but i think they left the river why are you so hard on them i don't know i think they did
what you probably would want is to try to break their shit up oh my god the i don't care about it
one way or another i just think they seem kind of like losers and they want attention at every
single turn. That's the thing.
If I had that much money. You kicked out the royal family
Bigtie. Hold on. Hold on. Okay. I think
it kicked out the royal family. They left.
They were not kicked out. Okay,
you leave the royal family. Again,
you bang up. Supposedly because the
attention is so overwhelming
and they can't take it anymore.
No, and Megan was treated
racist. People were racist towards Megan and the family.
That's probably
some truth to that. And so
but now what do you do for money
though, Bigsy? You can't. I don't know.
go work a regular job you you go on book tours you go like sure and there's nothing wrong
with that that's that's great for them but they banging on them because they're just they're losers
if you had is there there is a way like like this they like they drive i want to get down to this because
like they are anti monarchists just like you're an anti monarchist and like you don't fuck with them
like like because they drive home in a car and say they were in a near catastrophic car chase
and they you know that's a little more understandable
think what you could be angry at them about is that they want to be left alone and there are
plenty of ways with as much money that they have to be left alone like for example yeah you could
just stop you could just go away i could if i like it's a very simple solution to their supposed
problem go buy a ranch in california that has access to all the amenities that you like
like living you know restaurants whatever have it you know really secluded from everybody you know
you don't have to work just leave everybody alone like work on a farm just raise your kids like
have them away from the spotlight live a quiet life like you know how many like you know
american royalty former athletes former celebrities have lived quiet lives after being superstars
and have able to stay out of the spotlight a lot i think what big t gets upset about is that
they they they beg for sympathy they essentially they're they're born into extreme privilege
and now they want people to feel bad for them
because their privilege is making their lives
are precisely
and we're probably not helping the situation by
well no they brought it up so
like people talk about them
because of that
I wouldn't have heard about it if y'all
all of their behavior is
antithetical to their supposed
goals
yeah I mean if
okay I got you let's let's talk about how
I was genuine
okay so the royal family may have
came from the middle of the earth
from a race of mole people
Wait, wait, wait, before you do that
I have, no, no, Billy's cooking
before you can't put up Billy's claim like that
So the whole royal blood thing might be because
they might be descended from a race of people
living in the middle of the earth
Okay, go on, go on, no, I'm joking.
Actually, you want to call it that, like,
there's actually people who are, is it the reptilian?
Yep, they might be the reptilians that live in the center of the earth.
Yeah.
No, David, I.
Come on.
so should we call in our guy because he said he's ready to go whenever okay can can you give him 15 minutes
yeah and we can just we'll set the table actually can we do it in like let's let me set the table of like
the whole theory uh and then when this guy gets on you'll understand what he's saying because there's some
crazy and i'm talking about this dude we about to bring on that is he's an expert he's on billy's list
so i wore the is he an actual hollow earth guy or he's knowledgeable about it says yes he believes this
shit is real. This guy has messaged me
since the start of the show that we
need to talk about Hollow Earth.
And every time I bring up a little
bit of Hollow Earth, he's like, yes, thank you so much
for talking about the Hollow Earth.
And, you know, this
that's fucking go.
Yeah. So strap in, everybody.
No.
Hollow Earth,
Halloward is an interesting
phenomenon. I think this
has anyone seen Saturday Night Live
when it's a phenomenon? When Stefan is
like the newest club is this.
It has everything.
Yeah.
The hollow earth is this.
It is everything.
Reptillions, UFOs, mole people,
royal family, Nazis, Antarctica.
Located right below the Earth's crust.
Okay.
It's the flatter.
Right off the bat.
Right off the bat, I'll listen to a flat earther because it is kind of shady that we have,
we haven't been able to get to the center of the earth, right?
We've gone out into the galaxy.
We've explored the outer reaches of outer space, but we have not been able to
drill that on farther than what?
I actually said hollow.
No, no, this is actually really interesting.
This is really interesting to conceptualize.
Let me rewind that.
Wait, like, yeah, we've been able to go to space, but we haven't gone much of the Earth.
Let me give you some statistics that really opens your eyes to how crazy the Earth is
in comparison to what we've seen on Earth.
So think about this.
Okay.
So everyone, if a lot of people have heard the myth that if you shrank the earth down to a billiard size pool ball, that the earth would be smoother than a pool ball.
That's kind of true, but it would be more equivalent to a 320 grit sandpaper.
So not exactly smooth, but like a beat up pool ball.
Are you calling Cap on Neil deGrasse Tyson?
Yeah, I actually am.
I found the thing that debased everything you just said.
Mount Everest would be about half the size of a grain of salt.
0.15 millimeters on a pool ball.
Yeah, if it was the scale of a bowling, wait.
Oh, no, so at the scale of a bowling ball,
Mount Everest would be the size of a half the size of a grain of salt.
So think about that in comparison to what the earth is.
and now think about the oceans would be one-third the height of a grain of salt on the scale of a bowling ball.
So think about that's how deep the ocean would be if the earth was the size of a bowling ball.
Like less than a film that your hands would barely get wet holding it.
So if you put drops of water on a bowling ball, that's deeper than what the ocean is on our earth's surface.
So, yeah, it sounds like you're saying that Neil deGrasse Tyson's full of shit.
yes
there's a lot of like in theory he's right but it's closer like pool balls are
like much smoother than a fine like equivalent like it's it's more of like sand
no but wait but wait Billy what you just did you you you kind of you used a
an object that's a bowling ball that's bigger than a pool ball so we could understand
how rough the bowling ball would be what if you shrank that bowling ball down to the size
of a cue ball then it would be would it or would it not be smooth
than a cue ball because it sounds like neil might have 24 hours to respond yeah well neil can respond
but it would be around 320 grit sandpaper if it was pool ball size if it was bowling ball size
it would probably be much rougher in like half a grain of salt would be mount everest so think
about that would probably be the right the roughest part of putting your hand over it um but think about
this so that's how big the oceans are on a bowling ball
Now, think about this. On that, like, tiny amount that we actually know exists, like, less than 10% of the global ocean is mapped. So think of that whole bowling ball and that tiny film of water on top of it. We've only explored 10% of it and only 35% has been mapped with modern methods. So think about that, about how much we know about this bowling ball is only, you know, the land mass, which is.
How much is the landmass of how much is Earth?
Sorry.
There's cost.
No, I understand the concept.
There's so much unexplored part of this bowling ball.
And yes.
And when you think about like how the distances that we've traveled from Earth and we still don't know, we still haven't been underneath the Earth's crust really.
With the exception of like they have, I don't know if it's X-ray MRI imaging, whatever the case may be, you can, you can.
can use different technology that we have to look inside the earth and that's how they figured
out what the mantle is what the core of the earth is made out of that sort of thing we haven't
been down there you know how deep the biggest hole that we've ever dug is 7.5 miles yeah and think
about this the distance to the center of the earth is 4,000 miles so we've dug less than
1% of 1%
into the earth's crust
so there's a hell of a lot of earth
wait wait wait wait wait you said 4,000 miles
7.5 divided by 4,000
do that math
that's not 1% of 1%
it's 0.001
it's 1 tenth of 1%
it's 1 tenth of 1%
correct so not 1%
it's just
very little.
What's also weird is that we kind of gave up
on trying to get down to the center of the earth
because it's been, what, 50 years
since that hole has been dug,
maybe longer, maybe 60 years.
Or is there a reason?
It was funny because in the Cold War,
there was like a inversion of the space race
between the United States and the Soviet Union
where we also tried to see you could dig the biggest hole.
And the United States tried to dig one.
And we gave up.
I think we dug it actually off the coast of Mexico.
and we went underneath the ocean there and then dug down something like 700 feet from the bottom of that part of the ocean and then we just gave up and then the Soviets did it the Soviets have a giant hole that they dug that's the one that we're talking about right now that one is called the cola super deep borehole yeah and that's a pretty that's a pretty deep hole but really it's not it's not anything compared to how far down it goes so obviously
obviously in situations like this, when you dig down deep enough, then you start to hit
like molten lava, molten sulfur, a lot of crazy shit. But we still haven't even tried
to get down past that. We need to figure out, we need to send another team out there to just
dig a giant hole. Just get a bunch of dudes with shovels and see how deep we can get it using
today's technology. Yeah. And thinking like what's nuts is there's heat at the center of the
earth. So if you didn't have access to sunlight, there still could be, you know, thermal energy
source underground. Like, if you needed to, you could generate like electricity and live. Like,
there's life forms that didn't have genesis with the sun that live on our thermal vents underneath
the ocean that I've never seen this sun. And they literally developed as life forms that depended
on the heat of the center of the earth, which is very different than any other life
form because most of most life forms have some sort of connection to photosynthesis
and depending on the sun yeah we need to we need to dig man we need to get back to dig
or maybe we don't because we don't want to go down there because there might be some crazy
shit down there I want to know us I personally I think that we should we should make a
space force but it's just for digging just the dig it dig some big holes come on guys
yes some sandhogs get the sandhog so the sandhogs were the guys that dug the new york city
subways and uh the sandhogs doesn't elan have a company the boring company yeah that specialize in
this sort of thing why doesn't elan just dig a giant hole so the the hollow earth theory was actually
pretty uh pretty popular back in the day there was a couple of guys that pretty trustworthy guys
that believed in the middle of the earth being hollow in that so one of the first was john cleaves
sims junior he was an 1812 war general and his theory described the world is consisting of five
concentric spheres kind of like a china a russian doll like there's multiple uh inside each other
or a everlasting gobstopper yes
with space in between them
and he visualized the Earth's crust
as being approximately 1,000 miles thick
with an Arctic opening
about 4,000 miles wide
and an Antarctic opening.
So he proposed that the curvature
of the rim of these polar openings
was gradual enough
that would be possible
to actually enter the inner earth
without being aware of the transition.
He argued that due to the central
fugal force of the Earth's rotation,
the Earth would be flattened at the poles
leading to a vast passage into the inner earth.
His concept of polar openings
connecting the earth's surface to the inner earth
was to be his unique contribution to
hollow earth lore. Such polar
openings would become known as Sims
holes in the literary hollow earths.
So a lot of hollow earthers believe
that there's a hole on the north pole
and the south pole.
That's the only way to get into the center of the earth.
Say the word
before forces that starts with a sea
again. It's central fugal.
Centrofugal?
I don't think it's centrifugal.
All right. Come on. I just read it.
That was decent.
Hold on.
But before that dude, if I'm not mistaken, there's a dude by the name of Edmund Haley.
This was like in the 1600s.
Yes.
Edmund Haley was a dude that did figure out Haley's comment or predicted its return.
And I think Newton's involved in that story somehow, but I forget.
But he was like, he was an astronomer.
He was a mathematician.
He was, I think it was like an international spy.
He like fucking did everything.
um and he thought that earth was hollow as well and he like wrote a whole bunch of shit about it
it is pretty wild ancient cultures also described there being a hollow earth um and a lot of occultists
it gets it gets a little weird how many like a lot of uh religions believe in the underworld
so that was supposed to be like oh the earth's hollow underneath the ground there's another
world that is under so that hollow hollow earthers count
that is part of their like
lore body of evidence
yeah yeah yeah uh there is a place called
the gate of hell in turk ministan yes
billy i i i knew that you would be a
a gate of hell stand yeah they
they dug a hole and then it's just been on fire
for years i think it's a i want to say a methane deposit
natural gas yeah yeah
it looks awesome if you look at the pictures of it
it does look like a it's the most metal thing that you've ever seen some people actually some
hollow earthers think that we actually live in the center of the hollow earth and that it's actually
like a halo ring but like a we're inside a a sphere in that yeah it doesn't really make
sense though no i'm not let's go i'm no neil de grass tyson but if you were to send somebody
down to the center of the earth, wouldn't the pressure be so severe on all sides that you would
just, you would just combust, you would just, your body would implode on itself?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, you know how when they send submarines down to the bottom of the ocean, when James Cameron
feels like he needs to make another movie and he goes way down there, he's in that reinforced
submarine, right?
And if there was a tiny crack in the side of the submarine, the entire.
thing would just get squashed like a pancake because the pressure on all sides is so big because as you
get closer to as you get further down gravity pulls things together in a stronger and stronger force
that's applied on it so the weight of like a drop of water at the bottom of the marionate trench
weighs way way more than a drop of water if you're just standing in new york city because the
molecules are just condensed so much as the water pressures too right isn't it
Yeah, but I think that's gravity acting, pulling the water in tight.
I think that's what makes water pressure increase.
I don't know enough about water fluid.
Every 30 feet is one atmosphere level of pressure and water definitely exerts more pressure than air.
I don't know how many atmospheres.
Well, I guess the atmosphere is actually pretty small compared to the whole Earth as we just talked about the oceans and everything being such a small film on
top of the bowling ball that is earth.
So I guess if you go down there, you're a couple
atmospheres deep and you will explode.
Yeah, but there's got to be a way
where we can, using today's technology,
I'm just pissed off that we haven't gone down further.
That's all.
We kind of gave up on digging.
Or did we find something that made us not want to go back?
I'm just going to give my theory on the whole hollow earth thing
because there's a lot of crazy hollow earth stuff
that doesn't really make that much sense.
but the most rational
hollow earthers who are kind of wacky
think that like
a lot of the UFOs we see
and Elon Musk actually said
all the UFOs that we have
footage of or encounters with
none of them have been spotted
coming from space
but a lot of them have been spotted
going into the ocean
so there's a lot of people who think that
there may have been an ancient advanced civilized
that is more advanced than us because they've been surviving longer because instead of
dealing with the surface of the earth that was, you know, subject to tons of extinction events,
be it meteorites during the dinosaurs, earthquakes, the younger dryness impact, which is another
theory that may have been driven into the center of the earth. Some people think this is where
Atlantis went, that the advanced civilization that lived on the surface of the earth had to retreat
into the Earth's crust
in order to save itself
from exposure to extinction events
so Atlantis may have
gone underwater. Literally they decided
to make not an underwater city
but an underground city
that was only accessible from the depths
of the ocean and that these
UFOs might actually not be from another
planet but be from our own planet.
That's what I was trying to express with the mouse
in the house
that if you see a mouse in your house
do you think it's from another house or your own house?
that's a good point
you got what I'm saying like if you see a fly flying around your house
do you think oh that fly definitely came from my neighbor down the block's house
or does that fly just living in my own house
oh no I was going to say like if I see if I see a mouse if I owned a house
that was like freestanding and had land around it yeah and there was a mouse in there
I'd be like oh that mouse lives in my house exactly so if we see this UFO flying around
Do we think it's from another universe
miles and miles away or is it from our own planet
that we know can sustain life?
Billy's making a lot of sense.
Okay, we now welcome on a guest of macrodosing
brought to you by Billy's List.
He's a Billy's guy.
And allegedly, you are a hollow earther.
I don't know if that's the right nomenclature,
hollow earth truther, anti-solid core guy.
I don't know what to call you.
But it's sweet baby Ray.
Thank you for joining us.
First question right off the bat.
Are you actually a Hollow Earth guy, or did you pull a fast one on Billy?
Yes. I would say I am, and I think Truther would be the correct term.
I think there's a lot of validity to the theory and that big government's just hiding it from us.
They know the answers, and they won't tell us.
Wouldn't be the first time.
How did you initially get, uh, get,
interested in exploring the hollow earth theory?
Just seeing it on YouTube.
I've always been big into aliens and shit like that.
And it just came across my YouTube one day that Diaries of Admiral Richard Bird and his
story.
And that's really my main thing because it's a crazy story.
It's obviously not accepted by the government.
They don't say that it's like factually true.
But that got me into it.
And then I would just drunk DM Billy late at night for years about
hollow earth because i was a big fan of the show i figured he was the guy that could uh bring this
to the people when when the topic came up and we got the approval he was the first guy contacted
because i knew he'd be well versed in the hollow earth lore so the the diary of is it's richard bird
right correct yeah i've i've read a little bit about that i now maybe i'm being forced fed
misinformation from the government. But I've also heard that the diary where he talks about flying
over the pool and seeing all the greenery and turning down into that and exploring. I've also heard
that that is, it's dubious to prescribe that as being his actual diary. But I'll let you cook on it.
Tell the people what you've read. So I'm more of a YouTube guy. I haven't really, I don't have
like facts, documents. I know you guys are big on that. And I'll just start with saying,
And the government won't sign off on any of this stuff.
So it's not facts.
This is all just kind of what you believe.
What I've heard from the story is Operation High Jump was in 1946, I believe.
And the plan was to go to Antarctica, try to find bases for military operations.
And he had gone to the North Pole before that flown over it.
And now he's in Antarctica flying over the South Pole.
and he sees like an opening into hollow earth, allegedly.
And he sees greenery, and then he is intercepted by flying disks.
And then they take him, they take control of his aircraft.
They take him down into the city, which he describes as a sparkling crystal city.
And they introduce him to their leader.
He was like some 14 foot tall dude.
And he's basically just telling him,
We've been observing you guys for a while.
We're really concerned with the atomic bombs that are happening.
We know what happened to Hiroshima Nagasaki, and he says that we've tried to tell your
leaders before not to do these things, and we're telling you to tell your leaders.
This is bad for the planet.
You guys need to stop doing that.
And that's pretty much the whole thing.
Okay.
All right.
And so you were a believer that this was a real encounter that he had?
How full of shit are you?
I guess that's my question.
I believe it.
I know it sounds dumb, but I tell all my friends, I say, shit's real.
When I show them the YouTube videos, they all laugh at me.
But I'm like, hey, it makes sense.
The scary, the weird thing that trickles into the real world with actual factual documents
is that Admiral Bird's son was killed and found in an empty warehouse.
And I'm sending you guys in the New York Times article that documents this.
And not only that, James Forrestall, who was the secretary of the Navy, who was the overseer of Operation Paperclip, died mysteriously by suicide.
And, you know, this was quite soon after the Navy returned on Operation Paperclip.
Is it paperclip or high jump?
No, high jump.
But there's also the whole other thing about speaking of Operation Paperclip that they think that Operation Highjump may have been the actual end of World War II and trying to fight Nazis that had colonized the Antarctic.
That's another crazy part of the whole thing, which I think is another dubious at best part of it.
there's two theories that they found Nazis in Antarctica or they found aliens in Antarctica.
I'm more on the alien train.
I don't know about the Nazis.
I know the Nazis were trying to get to Antarctica, probably just for bases and same type thing.
But yeah, I'm not really on the whole Nazis are hiding in Antarctica train.
Yeah, I think it's aliens.
Okay.
So do you believe that the aliens that might be down there, are they from Earth?
Are they an advanced civilization that lived on Earth before our modern civilization took over?
Or are they actually extraterrestrial from somewhere else?
I think that they are from Earth originally.
I think that like all the UFOs that we're seeing are also originally from Earth.
For example, the Gimble video, which is the one the Navy released a few years ago.
It's the TikTok video.
It shows the UFO coming out of the ocean flying around and then it just goes back.
back into the ocean.
I think that kind of ties into hollow earth.
There could be openings in the ocean, things like that.
But I think that the aliens, the UFOs that we're seeing, are necessarily from outer space.
I think they are from our own planet.
So when you say hollow earth, do you think that the entire Earth is filled with either aliens or whatever the case may be?
Or is there just like underground and then you go down deep?
and then the center of the earth is actually like the molten lava the solid core all that stuff
i don't think it's like the whole earth is hollow i think there's kind of layers to it and
they're living in a layer below us but not that it's just like a completely empty planet you know
what i'm saying yeah so is it like with with flat earth where there's like divides in the
community where some people think that there's a dome some people think that there's no dome
some people disagree about how the sun travels around like are some people in the hollow earth
community do they think that the entire earth is just hollow i don't know i would imagine um
like i said as far as hollow earth community it's just that i know of it's just my friends that i
show the videos too most of them think it's bullshit a couple are like yeah make sense but i'm not
really in with the whole community i'm kind of more of a lone ranger on this front as far
as I'm concerned.
Independent researcher, yeah.
Independent researcher.
So quick question, man.
Big T, yeah.
Yeah.
I was a quick question real quick.
So are all celestial
planet stars hollow as well,
or is it just Earth?
I don't know.
I was doing a lot of research for this,
and I came across a couple things saying that
Mars might be hollow.
I don't know about that.
I would imagine not all of them, but I don't know.
I'm more on the earth as hollow train.
I got you.
Okay.
So following that line of logic, the reason why I ask is because, you know, I know
flat earthers don't agree that this natural force is a thing.
I would assume hollow earthers don't either because the physics of Earth don't make sense
if it's hollow.
So like gravity plays a big role in why also.
less your things are spherical because gravity tends to pull mass together. And that's how you get
spheres. And so hollow earth makes no sense if there is gravity in existence. Do you think that gravity
is not a thing? No, not at all. I know what you're saying. I'm not a geologist. I don't know the
science behind it, but I know what you're talking about, how scientifically it doesn't work. Edmund Haley,
the guy who named Haley's Comet, he was the first one to introduce the hollow earth theory.
And then there was another scientist a couple hundred years later who disproved it with a gravity
experiment like when you're talking about. And I don't really have the answer to how it does work.
It's just one of those having the faith things for me.
Yeah. I mean, it sounds like your explanation behind things is that the earth isn't totally hollow,
but there's just underground communities of people
or extraterrestrials or aliens
or former civilizations
lizard people that live underneath
what we commonly refer to as the crust of the earth
I mean maybe like think about it
what if the dinosaurs there was a highly evolved
group of dinosaurs that progressed
with the ability to manipulate matter
with like stuff that's kind of like hands
became highly intelligent
the you know mass extinction event
with the huge meteorite comes
they realize they have to retreat deeper and deeper underground in order to survive.
They've then, you know, progress millions of years because there's no mass extinction
events underground because they're safe there and then progress to be a super advanced
to civilization that's been around for millions of years longer than humans and are able
to live in not a hollow earth, but just like tunnel type structures or pockets that
naturally occurred underneath that we just haven't explored yet and you know get a energy from
the center of the earth be it heat that isn't that crazy because we literally haven't haven't
looked down there i mean think about it that might that might be the craziest sentence anybody's
ever followed up by saying it's not that crazy it's not that crazy a three minute monologue about
some wildest shit you ever heard
over the Eagles. That's not
that crazy. All right
I do want to know what
Big T's thinking though because Big T's
you're sitting there and you've definitely got
some thoughts and I just need to know what they are.
Well, sweet baby Ray I guess kind of
answered my main question for the most part
which was listen at the beginning when you're like
the government's hiding this from us they won't
let us know I'm on board pal listen
wouldn't be the first. I
just wanted to know and I guess you kind of explained it
with that story about like I guess it goes to the same like they don't want us to know there's
aliens this that and the other but like why why would they hide this from us what does it
accomplish because you you've you could get me on board the biggest thing it would throw off
is the church it would go against the church's beliefs and what they've been telling people
for thousands of years listen pal if the government could if the government could
dispel what the church is saying they'd be first on it.
Good point.
I'd say back to that, it's because they want us to stop doing nukes,
and we're never going to stop doing that, building nukes.
One more point I wanted to touch on was after the bombs in Hiroshima, Nagasaki,
that was the most UFO times ever.
There's countless of American and Russian nuclear facilities.
who claimed to saw, claim to see UFOs or just lights in the sky that would come over and
shut down, dearm their nukes just out of nowhere, and they had no explanation for it.
So, yeah, I think nukes is kind of why the government doesn't want us to know and also just a
disturbing the peace thing.
Okay.
And also, if it was so open knowledge that there was another civilization in Antarctica,
a rogue state might try to attack them, and they're just trying to protect them and live
in harmony with them.
Listen, I'm not married to dense earth.
Yeah.
Porous earth.
Porous earth.
I think hollow earth.
So in World War II, seeing these UFOs was a very common thing for pilots.
That's definitely true.
It was so common that they named them.
Do you know what the name that pilots gave to these UFOs that would buzz around their aircraft were?
No.
They called them foo fighters.
that's where the band got the name from.
Really?
That's cool.
Yeah, so it was a very common thing.
I'm actually, I'm becoming a pilot right now.
Part of that reason was I want to see some UFOs one day.
I heard that pilots see a lot of UFOs.
Can't talk about it.
Wait, you're becoming a pilot for, like, are you trying to fly just?
Like, I'm in flight school, not commercial.
Do they ask you any questions during this?
This just got so much more.
competency. Yeah, fam, I don't want to be on a plane to Japan and you wouldn't take a detour because you try and see the hollow earth, brother.
No, just see something flying by, you know, see it with your own eyes.
Have they asked you any questions about those types of beliefs on the screening process?
Not so first class medical, the highest one. Nothing about that. Just vision, hearing, things like that, clean piss.
Now, if they ask you.
the clean piss is important
do you believe
that there's an underground
race of reptilian people
what would you say
in that in that screening
is the FAA asking me
yeah
I would say no
I say maybe but
I don't think they're actually
never know but like an Atlantis
an ancient civilization of humans
like retreating underground
because there are examples
of ancient
if you some of randall carlson's work uh on go beckley teppy and like stuff ending up being older than
we actually think like go beckley teppy was a it was a like a a settlement with a large
underground structure that could have housed 10,000 people at a time and livestock i think it's if
you see the ancient apocalypse netflix i used to be much more skeptical of that but like for the
for the purpose of this show like that gives good merit to their you know being older civilizations
than we thought being able to have underground settlements so those underground settlements
progress faster because you know they're not affected by stuff that the surface throws at them
ends up getting more and more advanced building more and more underground without any
resistance hey hollow earth that's not that crazy not that crazy
Right. See? It's not that crazy.
So why do you think that we haven't gone back to Antarctica to look for these cracks in the earth yet?
That's a good question. I would think that we are currently in communications with these beings down there.
I know like exploration is pretty restricted. You have to be approved by the government to do certain things in Antarctica, which is funny because you guys have the guy who walked across Antarctica.
And he said he didn't see anything.
So that might put a hole in that theory.
But I think that we are talking to him right now.
And they're just keeping it on the low.
That guy walked across Antarctica may have, you know, just been hitting the rim.
Just giving the hole in the bottom or a little rim around.
Yeah.
Just going around.
The question, more of a science question again.
Explain to me the physics of.
why the people down there would be so tall he said 14 feet yeah i don't know the answer to that
one but that's what he said um i don't know the physics behind that but just having the faith
choosing to believe and they have crystal cities that were glowing things like that you think so
is your is your belief in choosing to believe does it come from like a uh like where i'm trying
to figure out the origins of it because i think you may believe it but i don't think you're too
too serious about it or am I wrong about that that's pretty accurate I believe it I'm not like
dying going out pick it into everyone hollow earth is real not like that right but it's like
something it's it entertains you so like it so does it it just come from like an entertainment standpoint
and you're like you like tickling that part of your brain where it's like hey you know it could be
is that more yeah I like to tie it in with the whole alien idea because I'm pretty big into the
alien idea, and I think that that makes a lot of sense, because obviously, like, we're not
seeing it on satellites, UFOs coming in from outer space, or at least they're not showing it
to us. And I think that them going into the ocean and, like, the gimbal video tying into that
provides a lot of, like, support to the hollow earth theory.
I personally do think that we should try to dig
we should we should try to see what's under the crust
we haven't we gave up on that back in the 70s
and we haven't really tried again
I'd like to volunteer you to be on that
exploratory community you and bill
you guys can go make a day of it
is this how Malaysian the Malaysian flight went down
commercial pilot searching for the hollow earth
ah man they were over the Pacific
we gotta go to the polls
They took a left turn.
Yeah, so it is, he was going south.
Yeah, it is fascinating to me to think about Antarctica because there's millions and millions and millions of years worth of ice that's contained at the polls.
And so you could actually like go back in time if you dug deep enough at the center of Antarctica and see what all that ice is like at the bottom.
It should give you an idea of what Earth was like before humans even existed.
That would be pretty cool to do.
I think we should do that.
Yeah, along those lines, there's something called the Perry Reese map.
It was drawn in 1513, which is before the first known exploration to Antarctica,
and it shows the outline of Antarctica what it would look like underneath the ice.
And no one really knows how those were found, just some ancient civilization stuff.
maybe it was the hollow earth people back in their day transferring the knowledge down but
yeah just one of those cool things to think about isn't this a key plot point an alien versus
predator they live underneath the south pole yes yes yeah okay a lot of dots being connected
also king kong versus godzilla new canon has hollow earth that movie does a great job of showing
hollow earth yeah love that yeah in black panther too as well
Well, I forget the dude's name, the Mexican superhero dude, the anti-hero.
I didn't see the second one.
So his whole, his whole people live under the water and it's a beautiful civilization.
See, maybe it's Marvel spoon feeding it to us so that when the news breaks, we're not all shocked, you know.
Is that, do you take that stance too?
I know a lot of flat earthers do that shit.
They'll say like the government or they.
or they put in hints all through our culture that this is actually the truth.
Do you guys think that too?
To a degree, but at the same time, like Hollywood characterizes aliens as just gray people that
look like us, which I guess maybe through that, I believe that aliens are like humanoid forms.
But yeah, I do think that spoon feeding is a real thing.
I think we should use the term being instead of alien because I don't think these are
from the outs if the alien always implies space or unknown uh this is boring yeah but i think this
is definitely native to earth these beings if they are like if they do exist in whatever's flying these
craft because the thing is they showed all of congress you know the navy doesn't know what these
things are and we don't know where they're from and i think there's a good chance that these beings
are native to earth and they may be inhabiting places where humans couldn't get them and especially
environmental disasters couldn't get to them,
be it deep under the crust of the South Pole.
I mean, that ice sheet is armor as good as any.
So.
Do you think the 14-foot aliens could shut down Yokic?
Yeah, they could.
Bakers need them.
That's crazy.
Bakers need them.
I can't play it out of his mind right now.
I imagine they actually put into basketball.
What about lasers?
Can we use lasers to cut through the bottom of Antarctica and figure out what the hell is going on down there?
Yeah, I don't see why not.
I mean, it seems like they would work for that.
I don't really know where the laser technology is out right now.
I agree.
I think we should look into it.
All right.
Anybody got any more questions for Sweet Baby Rush?
Appreciate you coming on.
What is sweet baby Ray?
It's a barbecue sauce.
It's a bad barbecue sauce.
Oh, the favorite sauce of accused lizard person, Mark Zuckerberg.
Is it?
Yeah.
Interesting.
Have you ever met Mark Zuckerberg?
No, I haven't.
I haven't.
A lot of dots being connected, though, right now.
Maybe one day, yeah, maybe you send me here.
I don't even know.
That's the brokest boy shit ever, is that Mark Zuckerberg is like the richest person on earth almost.
And he eats the $2.99.
barbecue sauce that you get at Walmart that was that sauce is good though the sauce is the boss man
that's the best sauce no it's a bad barbecue sauce it's a bad cue hot take I take if you need
barbecue sauce the barbecue's trash there's some merit to that that's spoken like a true
Texan right there oh I hate barbecue sauce like when a brisket or something is cooked
this perfection it just melts you don't need sauce bro what about all other stuff
You need sauce when the meat is dry.
Doing a good pulled pork does need sauce, though.
Not of his juicy and tender.
I agree with Billy on that one.
You want someone to loom it up real good.
Mad Dog, do you have any questions for Sweet Baby, Ray?
What do people think when you tell them this?
They just look at me crazy.
Usually it's after a night out with the boys.
and then especially if there's girls there,
they think it's real crazy.
Yeah, usually just show the boys.
Hell yeah.
You usually keep that one in the YouTube deaths.
We don't bring that out for them quite yet.
What do you mention to women first this
or that you're in flight school?
I give you one guess.
How many dates until you tell them about the letter?
Yeah, what's the protocol there?
Like fifth date?
meeting the parents
I haven't told a girl yet
granted longest relationship was like a year
but I guess longer than that
have you brought it up
to anybody and immediately been like I should
I should have just held on to that one
for a little bit longer whether that's a boss
co-worker yeah co-workers
and kind of boss
my instructor
yeah should have held on in that one
what's it
what's your what's your
what's your icebreaker when you start to tell people what's you think hey have you heard about
that what's how do you break that so it's more just like an alien talk and a UFO talk at first
let me say hey you know but although they might be from here actually not from space
and then we get into hollow earth and then admiral richard bird and then uh they're either with it
or they're not i hope you find someone someday that entertains those thoughts as much as you do
your romantic partner.
Yeah, no, I hope you find a fellow hollow author to go to the center of the earth with.
I want to say, I want to say something in defense of sweet baby, Ray.
My understanding of this theory was just, I didn't know about the alien stuff and all that.
I find it only mildly more, if you believe in aliens and that they're coming from another planet,
I find it only mildly more ridiculous that they would come from the center of the earth.
I think
No problem
The hollow earth
Like moniker
I think is to discredit
The very idea that there could be other beings living on this planet
Where we can't where we haven't looked yet
Which I think is very plausible and not that crazy
The term hollow earth like discredits that
Yeah I think it's like
It's like oh you think the whole earth's hollow that's stupid
But I do think it could use a rebrand
Yeah
yeah a lot of people like
co-tag it with flat earthers which fuck that
that stupid the earth's round but
hollow or totally different
there's definitely some fed I want to meet I want to
be to flat earther I want to meet a flat earther pilot
see how that works out there yeah
there might yeah maybe the next flight that you're on
it might you should ask the pilot a couple leading questions
before you sit down
but yeah I think it does need a rebrand I think big T is
Right, because it does imply that you think that if you punctured the Earth,
like a big enough drill, it would just pop like a balloon.
You guys have any suggestions for the rebrand?
I've been thinking.
Because I need a re-re-because it's something I think is real,
so I need a better-leveled, leveled Earth.
There's levels.
Hollow Earth sounds so like, you know what I'm saying?
Like level, level Earth.
Leveled Earth, staggered Earth.
Earth featuring Alien Center Taylor's version.
cohabitators
cohabitators the roommate theory
that
I like that
that we're not alone
like with someone else
leveled earth
yeah levels I like that
leveled earth
levels to this shit
yep
all right sweet baby Ray
thank you for joining us
sweet thanks man
good to meet you sweet
I love you guys
all right sweet baby Ray
you get we baby Ray
he had a pretty rational
take
yeah i guess about as rational as it could be
well it's like i'm not a i'm not a kook i just think that aliens live under antarctica
i'm not crazy it was it was if the plausibility of the earth uh being a balloon is zero
it is more plausible than that i think that could i think that idea writes off the idea
that like i mean there's proof that there's you like stuff flying around that we don't know
what it is. Whatever's making those things is definitely some sort of beings because they move
whether they're biological beings in the UFO themselves. So where the hell are those things
coming from? They have to come from somewhere. I don't think them living on the same planet as us
is that crazy. All right. It's not that good. It might not be. It might not be. Yeah. You might not be
insane, Billy. No, it's not that
crazy at all. All right. You guys
want to do some voicemails? Are
you too busy to cook this, May?
Well, with Factor, you can skip the trip to the
grocery store, and you can skip the chopping,
the prepping, and the cleaning up.
Factors fresh, never frozen meals are ready
in just two minutes, so all you have to do
is heat and enjoy. Then get back outside
and soak up the warmer weather.
And if you're looking for calorie-conscious
options ahead of the summer, we all
know we're going to do Labor Day abs.
Try delicious dietitian-approved.
calorie-smart meals with a round or less than 550 calories per serving.
If you need an extra boost of energy to support your wellness goals this spring,
try protein-plus meals with 30 grams of protein or more per serving.
That's a lot of protein in one meal.
I like that.
We offer delicious flavor-packed options on the menu each week to fit a variety of lifestyles
from keto to calorie-smart, vegan plus, veggie, and protein-plus.
Prepared by chefs and approved by dietitians,
Each meal has all the ingredients you need to feel satisfied all day long while still meeting your goals.
And if you're looking to mix it up, you can add protein to select vegan and veggie meals each week.
This may get Factor and enjoy clean eating without the hassle.
Simply choose your meals and enjoy fresh flavor-packed meals delivered right to your door.
Ready in just two minutes, no prep, no mess.
Head to FactorMeals.com slash dosing 50 and use code Dosing 50 to get 50% off your first box.
That's an incredible savings.
get half off your meals go to factor meals.com slash dosing 50 and then use code dosing 50
get 50% off your first box check it out it's a great option if you're looking to stay in shape
this summer or get in shape or get swore with all that protein factor meals check it out okay
let's do some voicemails okay just two today also i use i eat factor all the time and they're
really good.
Keep that in.
Yeah, they're really, really good.
I'm Ross from
Middle of Nowhere, Georgia, and
I've been a fan since the beginning of the show.
And especially, Arien,
I've been a fan of years forever,
and you kind of changed my perspective
on, like, everything in life, and I
truly think that you're
just brilliant. But
my question that I have
is, what is your guys'
favorite thing to argue about?
And there's like a, the, you have fun debating something, but I mean more of an argument
where you feel that personal anger in you to get your point across and, you know, cut anyone off
and be completely uncivil because someone has a opinion that you find bad and you completely discreet.
Uh, thank you.
Keep making the pod.
Okay.
What's your favorite thing to argue about?
That's kind of how I argue anyway.
Like, it's not, like, I get a lot of, like, like, DMs from people, like, on the show, like, when I got to, when I contend the point, like, either Big T or Billy or something like that.
Like, I just am a passionate humor.
Like, this is how, like, if he was to, like, come to, like, one of my family functions, right?
When we get to, like, congregate with each other, this is how we talk.
Like, so it's just, like, very, like, in your face.
And, like, I would never do that to a stranger, right?
I would argue cordially.
But like if I argue with you like that means I fuck with you, you know what I'm saying?
I think that a lot of that time that passion gets taken as like I'm coming out my, you know what I'm saying?
Like, or I'm being disrespectful or I'm just loud or I've lost my.
Like, nah, that's just how I talk like when I fuck with my people.
And so it's like I'll do that shit with the car game, like the family or whatever, like top five.
I say to answer his question, top five rappers is probably a heated debate like that in my circles a lie.
You'd be like, yo, that dick you try with you.
and you just kind of like get into it with that.
So I would probably like say like top five rappers.
But that's just how we kind of, for my experience with, you know, my people, like,
that's just how we kind of, that's how we bang.
Mine's easy.
College football.
I love arguing about college football.
Like there are other arguments I get in that like, I'm like, why, why am I having this
right now?
But every time I argue with somebody about college football, I enjoy it.
And I want to continue arguing about it.
Yeah.
It's a fun argument too.
Because compared to other sports, even other college sports,
there's so many different ways that you can go in college football.
And the passion that everybody has for their own fan base and for their own team,
people take it personally.
You get crazy.
Like that is, they are actually fanatics when it comes to college football.
I don't think that people care as deeply.
If you took, like, the most diehard university Tennessee fan,
and then you took the most diehard, I don't know, Yankees fan
and the most diehard Cowboys fan
and you compared all those together
the person who's the diehard
University of Tennessee fan cares more
about that program than the other do
about their own team. For sure.
All right, Big Tia, I want to answer you this question.
Who is the greatest college team of all time?
Team, individual,
like one season.
It's either
was it O2 or
3 Miami
when they had all those guys
or, I mean, honestly, like
2019 LSU just beat the piss
out of everyone
like nobody was close
but that LSU team I think would beat the older teams
just because of how football's evolved
yeah I mean the offense was just insane
probably those two
maybe the
good answers
um
yeah I think those would be my top two
there was that one USC team too
that came right after Miami that was pretty good
2005 yeah
yeah they were good
I mean with the benefit of hindsight
who knows what we're going to look back on like 10 years
but these Georgia teams have been pretty
fucking good yeah yeah
yeah but
yeah they don't have like the sexy appeal on offense
like the other teams do like
Stets it was Stets and he's like
he's like okay you know I mean he's not like
but then again even like the old five teams
well I thought I don't know Matt Lighter
won the Hizman Vince Young that
Texas team too
2000
Was that 05 also or 06
I want to say that's 06
Because they played USC in the Rose Bowl
Those teams wouldn't be able to compete
Because Vince like the whole
Running quarterback
Isn't his novel now
And I don't think they would be as effective
Their offense
I don't think that's the case at all
So like do you think they do well against the Georgia team
Like
Any
in my experience, any running quarterback that's effective opens up your run game in an entirely
different way. Vince Young is a big part of the reason why Chris Johnson ran for 2,000 yards.
And if your run game is open and you're a threat and you can throw the ball, then your play action
game opens up. It makes your defense account for way more than it has to. So would it be effective?
who's to say but it would be more effective than the teams they faced this see how these
conversations are fun yeah and we're in and we're in the perfect may and june is the perfect
time for it every year because there's just nothing going on in college football it's about to
get born after basketball yeah and that's then you start going to baseball games that's true
this is my new thing yeah i'll do that i'll do that i'm just but yeah in the college football calendar
They're like, there's nothing going on right now.
So any conversation about college football is just arguing about dumb shit, and it rocks.
But, like, I don't think Vince Young would, I think teams nowadays would match up better against Vince Young's Texas team.
But there's not, there's no what?
Yeah, I think because.
I don't think you remember Vince, yeah.
How old were you would do you?
I was seven, but I watched his highlights.
I don't think Cam Newton was a much better runner than Vince Young.
They were a little bit different, though, as quarterbacks.
different. I wouldn't say
that's actually a pretty good
no I would say
Vince Young was a better runner, no
Vince Young was a more shifty
he had a he was faster
yeah definitely faster
and he was more of a
threat I would say through the air
I would argue
one of my favorite things to argue about
is that the 2002
U.S. men's
national team soccer team
should have made the World Cup finals
and we got robbed out of it
that's the best team
that the U.S. might ever have in soccer
and we got fucked by some dirty
referees in the game against Germany
because if we had beaten Germany
and there were some handballs
that could have been goals that were not called
a lot of shit
went down in that game. We should have beaten
Germany in the quarterfinals
then we would have played South Korea
in the semifinals. We had already beaten them
earlier in the tournament, we could have
beaten South Korea again, and then we would have been
in the World Cup final against Brazil, who probably would have
beaten us. No, but we're... I like
to argue about how American soccer is stupid.
No, but we're about to be so nasty.
Yeah. Baligan.
We are. About to be... For those who don't
follow soccer very closely, just wait,
three more years, we're about to be disgusting.
They said that three more years last...
No, no, no, no. We just got...
No, no, no, we just got... No, it didn't believe.
Yes, everyone was...
team will be good and they were. They were solid. Like we tied England. I love how the question
of what do you like to argue about turned into an argument. Yeah. Yeah. No, but like,
yeah, but you're wrong. Remember, Bill, you're wrong. I am right. I am right. I remember the New York
post article when we tied England last World Cup like before this one, the one before. That also didn't
happen. Yes, the best tie since Bunker Hill, the original tie between that was in English and pool play.
That was like 13 years ago. Yeah. They were saying.
that wait till the next four years and we're going to have a great team because we just tied
England. They've been saying all these U.S. soccer people is like the trust the process, Ponzi
scheme. It's never going to get good because we will never accelerate past the level that
other like Europe's going to progress because we can't catch up to them. We were better than them
in 2002 though. That's the thing. We're better than Germany who finished second place.
And we should have made the finals. And Billy, nobody was saying about this World Cup that we
expected the U.S. team to be dominant or advanced past where we got to because we were a very
young team. The goal in this World Cup was like take these guys who are all 20 years old,
21 years old, and just wait. I'm going to make the next World Cup afterwards. I'm going to make
Billy watch Balligan. Is it the Nations League or Gold Cup that's coming up? Whichever one
it is, I'm going to make him watch that guy put a hat trick on Mexico. We're not going to beat that
Swedish dude. Hollis, like there's crazy players. Holland. He should have three gold.
in this game right now and somehow Cortois stopped all of them.
He's like a superhuman.
He actually looks like he could be from the hollow earth.
Man City just scored again.
As I said that, by the way, three, no.
We're going to the Champions League final.
Billy, respectfully, you don't know shit about U.S.
I don't because they keep sucking.
I can't invest in them because everyone says, oh, this time.
And they're like, no.
Well, next World Cup, that's the time that if we don't, if we, if we don't win,
I'm going to say two knockout stage.
games, it will be a
disappointment. Okay, so clip this. We have to
we have to get to, we have to get to the
semifinals. If we get to
the semifinals, I think our team will be good
enough to get us to the semi. And it also does depend
on what group and what the
matchups are on the second round.
But we should have the talent
to be one of the top four teams in a World Cup
that we're hosting. Okay.
That's the year.
All takes exposed.
2002 though, we should have made
to the World Cup finals. We got fucked.
So I like arguing that.
I also like arguing about health care system in America.
Like we should have health care should be free.
And it's been proven to work overseas in like every other country.
And for whatever reason, people just like to pretend that it doesn't suck here, but it does suck here.
Also, Andrew Jones should be in the Hall of Fame.
I could, I could do a dissertation on that.
I like to argue, like fun argue football and like animal fights.
how big of an animal you can
fight with your bare hands
those are always fun
pick two to fight with you
the rest are coming to kill you
those are fun
yeah I like those yeah for sure
because then you you envision the battle
that would take place
gorilla versus brown bear
this is a great icebreaker for your
incels
that follow you to talk to a girl about
because I always do this
because it's fascinating to see everybody's logic
so I'll ask people
And I'd be like, would you rather fight
50
rat-sized lions
or one lion-sized rat?
Ew.
And see what the answer is.
It's a fun thing to just break the eyes.
50.
A lion-sized rat is the most terrifying thing I've ever heard of it.
I just like shriveled up hearing that.
Yeah, because.
Yeah, but then think about 50 little lions.
Just kick them.
Yeah, just step on them.
That's good, but when there's 50 of them, 50, you can't step on all 50.
But the thing is,
The lion's mouth compared at a rat size, it's pretty small.
So when it bites you, it be like a cat.
Less than a cat.
Yeah, way less.
I don't know enough about lion size or rat size lions.
This was a good, this was a good voicemail question.
Yeah.
Prove the point.
Yeah.
Lines also are like, never mind, I'm not going to say it.
They're a little soft.
Lionesses.
Then we're talking some cats.
All right, next voice mail.
You may just call it lion's soft.
Yeah, male lines are soft.
Lionesses, do all the hunting.
Girl boss.
They're tough, yeah.
Girl boss.
Hey, what's that microdosing?
It's Julie from New Jersey.
So if you were in a freaky Friday situation with a person you know best,
to be a friend, significant other, family member, what, how long?
Do you think you go before someone noticed you switch bodies?
And that's when I thought about it.
And we think maybe a weekend, because honestly, when we get to work,
I think my cover would be blown.
So let me know what you think.
Stay handsome and stay beautiful.
What is a Freaky Friday?
Like the movie?
Where you take over the other person's body.
They take over your body.
So, Aaron, if it was you and Billy, you would be in Billy's body walking around,
and Billy would be in your body walking around.
And how long would it take for people to realize,
whoa, there's something weird about Aryan
or whoa, there's something weird about Billy.
I think I could
I could play Billy pretty well.
I got the same voice and shit at him?
Yeah.
Oh, I got to sit down.
Oh, easy.
I could live the rest of your life, though.
I think if we were,
I think we could get away with doing a podcast
by imitating each other.
Like, we could get through a podcast,
but I don't think day to day.
Yo, we should do that.
We should just swap.
personalities we should AI generate each other like visually and then like voiceover then just you know
how they like redid the Drake track yeah that's the technology but the guy did it he had Drake's
voice we could definitely do that where we switch voices I think the visual would be hard but I think
there's a way we could do like a voice changer to change your voice to mine and mine to yours
and then we could actually do that I don't think I don't think is that I mean it would be I
I bet in this scenario, if Billy became air-in, you would just work out.
You would just, like, take the new body for a spin.
I'd appreciate it because I've been slipping, honestly.
Do your thing.
Do your fucking thing.
I just run.
You just run a hundred-yard dash.
You just be like, oh, my God.
Just fucking, just get it, get it exactly where you want it.
Just don't.
Just like, hey, like, it's like giving the car keys back.
Like, hey, you can squat 500 pounds now, like, run a 4-3.
oh you know yeah i don't think i could do you actually because you have a dog and then and then
the moment i go home to your dog i'm like yo get the fuck away from me yeah i was i was just thinking
like the person i spend the most time around at least probably like in terms of professional
life for sure big cat if i if i took over big cat's body i they would find me out instantly
because I would be at home.
I'd wake up
and I would not know
what the fuck to do
with three children.
I would screw that up
so quickly.
Oh yeah, Billy,
if you switch by there
and you'd have to take care of kids.
Oh, yeah.
I take care of a lot of animals.
I mean, children aren't that different.
Same thing.
Yeah, BFT, you've had a dog.
Don't worry about it.
Yeah, I've had a dog.
I can look after a few cats.
Yeah, that's.
That's a good one.
They just make sure they don't kill them.
Feed them.
Like, make sure they get exercise.
Like, can't be that hard, right?
Let them out.
Put the leash back where it goes.
Yeah.
Big T, what about you?
I think I'd do poorly in both in someone assuming me and vice versa,
because I'm a pretty unique person.
So I feel like anyone that took over my body,
it would be apparent relatively quickly that they were not me.
Especially if it was a smaller person that took over your body.
They'd have to like learn how to walk around on those big ass feet.
Yeah.
I had to get fitted for a tux yesterday and the woman goes,
what size shoe do you wear?
And I said 17.
She goes,
not going to be able to try those on here.
I was like,
yeah,
I figured I got it.
They'll be fine.
It's also weird how everybody definitely,
No one's the same person to everybody.
And I think that's what a lot of people don't understand about.
Like, I act much differently with different groups of people just because, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, you're a chameleon.
Yeah.
All right.
Good sewed, guys.
Sweet.
Good sode.
I'm glad we got to the bottom of hollow earth.
Or not the bottom.
Or to the center.
It's a porous earth.
All right.
Leveled earth.
It's like hummus or pumice.
All right.
Well, we will see you guys next week.
I'm going to be back in the studio next week.
So I'll be excited to it.
I will be there.
When are you getting into town?
I get in on a Sunday night.
That's right.
It's a dozen week.
We got the dozen coming up next week in the office.
Good luck, guys.
I'm in there.
Fuck you.
You ain't with us.
That's facts.
I'm ruined for you guys.
I don't care.
I'm not rooting for you.
Aaron, if you want to get some runs in, we're playing,
I usually play pickup every day if you want to come to the courts.
Yeah.
I'm actually my dude.
I know I've said I've done it in the past,
but I have,
I'm going to be out there for like a week,
and I don't want to go downhill with the diet and everything.
So I might,
I might take you.
It's casual.
It's casual.
It's nothing crazy.
I'm not going to be banging.
I'm just going to be shooting.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, we'll see you guys next Tuesday for nanodosing.
It's been macro dosing.
Love you guys.
Stay handsome.
Stay gorgeous.