Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - Hillary Clinton
Episode Date: June 16, 2022On today's episode of Macrodosing, you asked for it...now you got it. Hillary Clinton. Everything from her early start in politics to the many allegations she continues to face. It's Big T's Mona Lisa.... Arian in studio. All of this and so much more on the show. You don't want to miss this one. Seriously. Enjoy!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing
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Oh, is this a tank?
You look small.
Like I got stung by bees or like...
No, no, no.
Like you can bench one milk.
Are we recording right now?
Do we get that?
Mad Dogg, say that again.
I didn't hear you because your mic wasn't on.
I told PFT.
I think he looks very swole in his new macrodosing tank top.
And that he looks like he could possibly best.
bench more than billy yeah facts if you buy this tank top you will look like you can
bench press more than billy football and likely you can i i had a i had a i've had a real it
realization today here comes an excuse um i officially am i have to wear excels oh no i've
belly football yeah an ale game tired tired of taking nails yeah uh well too much
it took another oh man it's too long to get that one
Welcome back to macro dosing.
Oh, God.
You took ecstasy?
Yeah, I got another X.
All right.
We're back.
This is a very special episode.
This is going to be a super pod.
I promise a super pod.
We will deliver a super pod.
Thank you for tuning into the nanodosing on Tuesday.
You'll be a little disappointed in me, though.
I'm going to be disappointed.
I got really drunk last night.
I was supposed to prep.
I'm not disappointed.
I bet.
I'm not disappointed at all.
Same.
Yeah.
Billy got super drunk, too.
Yeah.
We went live on the on the macrodosing and Instagram.
Thank you for the people that showed up
It was pretty lit
I hope nobody
It was screen recorded this
I had one person
One person hit me up
To give me a heads up
About the Instagram live
I don't know what was discussed on
One person said hey
Just a heads up
I think Billy said
That we don't have to clean up in the office
And then Aryan said
Yeah this place is a mess anyways
I hate to break to you
I was the most sober one there
Those words might have been spout
Billy you know you have to clean up
I know we have to clean up
I know, I know we had to clean up, but that was like other people's stuff.
No, yeah, he was talking to his mom.
We weren't in here.
He was talking to his mom, and she was trying to clean up the bar area.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, not in here.
Was it your mess?
No, no, no, she was just trying to clean up after other people.
Gotcha, okay.
Mom, don't do that.
Okay.
Well, you guys looked like you had a very fun time at the game yesterday.
That's fair.
I saw some of the pictures.
I saw some of the alleged reports coming out of the game.
Avery, no hands.
I just think it's interesting that Avery didn't show up today.
Yeah, right?
He's like, oh, I can't make it.
The train's bad.
That's right.
I wouldn't be here either if I were him.
Yeah.
Because it sounds like he really embarrassed not only everybody.
Not only everybody, like everybody in this room, but also probably all the listeners.
Like who wants to listen.
All the Yankee fans, too.
There's people around them that was pissed.
So people that don't know who's at the Yankee game.
That's a great seat.
Shout out to game time.
Game time.
And a foul ball heads our way.
It feels like it was in slow motion, dog.
like a movie like
I've never seen a more perfect foul ball
in my life
dude I'm so pissed
Now was it a line drive
No it was a high looping
Perfectly toward him
There's nobody else in the rest of the motion
In that song plays
It was amazing
And here it comes
And I had a drink
And I was letting that shit go
Yeah
And so I sat I was in my seat
I didn't stand up
It was right by Avery
We were sitting right next to each other
He stands up
Billy got everybody
some kind of sandwich
What sandwich was it
Yeah I got
I was like run around
Trying to dude I'm so pissed
I've always wanted to catch
What kind of sandwich was it man
Steak sandwich
You wouldn't have been able to reach it
If you were in your seat
I don't think
I would know dude
I would have popped up
I was do you see me reacting
It was the way it was
This is Billy
By the way
This is Billy doing Mark Wahlberg
This is Billy
If I was in that seat
I would have caught that ball
I would have
It was my seat
I went to like go run errands
No it was
It was to Avery, who was in the row in front.
I was sitting there, though.
I had to reach up and right.
So it was.
Billy, Billy could have probably reached over a little bit.
There could have been less reach.
Avery's mistake that he made was that he had a, it was coming.
We were on the third baseline.
So it was coming from our right.
Yeah.
And he had the steak sandwich in his right hand.
And he decided to not switch the steak sandwich into his left hand.
No, no, no.
But that's fine.
If you're right-handed.
There you go.
You started this nonsense about, well, it was my left hand.
Yeah.
Brother, that's the hand you catch with.
A hundred percent.
That's it.
What hand do you wear the glove on?
That's fact.
You're offhand.
Yeah, but then he tried to OBJ it too.
Like, so he has the, he has a sandwich in his hand and he tries to like.
He went out.
No, he went like this with it.
Like back.
Yeah.
He tried to backhand it.
And it was just a bad attempt.
And it thawed it off his name.
We had, we had Trump's minions in front of us.
And they was like, dude, dropped a stamp.
sandwich. It's just like, it was bad, man. He did save my mom, though. Yes. Shout out of every. Billy's, Billy's mom, Miss Billy, she ducked. And he, he swatted it out of there. And then some lady behind us ended up getting the, getting the ball. I've been to a couple hundred baseball games in my life and I've never seen an opportunity that perfect. It was damn. I'm very disappointed. Because there was no one else from him to the end of the row. It was just him. So he had all this room to, he could move wherever he needed to. It was. Okay. So tell me what happened in the
aftermath walk me through like the moment of impact and then the reaction of everybody
around which is yelled at every everybody was mad at him uh billy so this is the thing billy had
gone to get i think his mama drink or something like that yeah so he he wasn't there and when he
came back my guy was pissed and then okay so he did gaslight you billy i know okay i could tell
so i went with it so you know it was it was your mom's idea though i know that's funny so so
So Billy left again and then so she turns to the lady that has the ball.
She's like, I want to play a joke on my son and pretend another foul ball came.
And so just let me borrow the ball.
And so when Billy comes back.
And so we so he was telling them like, yo, another one.
And I caught this shit.
That would have been awesome.
If there was like a camera on her and she had the foul ball.
And you know how you see like sometimes at a ball game.
A man will catch a foul ball and then walk up a couple steps and give it to like a four-year-old kid who will like go nuts.
if Billy's mom was shown like
catching a foul ball and handing it to Billy
and Billy like crying tears of joy
because I was walking back with the drinks for
everybody and then some stoolies were like
Billy it went right to your seat
and I was like what a foul ball would right
to your seat I was like what I was so pissed
oh here he is
all right
Mr. Hans
you and Igor one of the same
well that's not true
Igor would have caught it
Yeah, he wouldn't call it.
All right, Avery, so maybe you can help out because I'm sure you're going to say that there's a bunch of fake news happening.
No, I don't want to put too much on it because the people don't want to listen to me talk and hear about this.
Definitely not.
They do.
No.
Basically what happened was I had a sandwich in one hand.
Which hand?
My right hand.
I didn't make the proper decision.
And it's a lot of thinking going involved when the ball's in the air.
I fucked up.
You want me to tell you I fucked up?
I fucked up.
Write it.
Okay.
You fucked up.
You took Ryan Gomes?
No, I can respect that.
He owned it.
None of us will ever have an opportunity like that again.
It gave us another reason to do a game time ad.
Shout out GameTime, greatest company in the world.
You fucked Game Time hard.
No, I didn't.
Can you imagine the content we could have gotten out of getting a foul ball in the seats that game time was so great?
The fact that you care so much about catching a fly ball is like crazy.
Because it's like one of the coolest things you can do.
Not at all.
Not even close to one of the coolest things you can do.
Absolutely not.
I've caught multiple fly balls.
It's just not.
Listen, I fucked up.
For sure not true.
So you're saying a percentage is high.
I fucked up trying to catch it with one hand, but it's like not a cool thing at all.
I mean, it says the guy that's caught multiple.
Right.
Are we listening to this guy right now?
Like there's like 30 to 40 foul balls a game.
They're not 30 to 40, but also.
I've never cut a foul ball.
I've never.
Yeah, I mean, people go to hundreds of baseball games and never catch me.
I mean, I've been to eight and that was the closest I've ever seen.
Yeah.
We caught two, actually.
Yeah, we told them already.
He kind of figured.
I had another rough morning.
Like, literally since the Rangers have lost my life has been miserable, so.
I'm sorry, man.
There you go.
And then there was a dude who I've never, and you know how we manifested on the show?
There was a lightning fan in the stands, you know, trash name.
But he was the only one in the fans.
And I guess they're in the series with the Rangers, or they won the series?
They won the series.
And so you had the entire section just.
talking shit to one dude and he just stands up
is his 2-0 or some shit like that
I was like yo I respect this man
yeah Aaron was like risking our friendship
as a certain point
He was like I'm about to ride with this guy
I'm like no you're not
Just on his strap because it was on his head
And I was like yo you gotta be
You gotta have a little bit about you
To stand up to a whole section
I've seen that happen multiple times
In baseball games and it's actually
Like yeah it's balls you do
But what ends up happening is security
End up taking you out
Even though you did nothing and you're like
They take you out for your safety
You can't do that, though.
That's a lawsuit.
Yeah.
I paid my money.
No, no.
They're like, you got to go.
Like, you're inciting a riot, basically.
They are.
I'm chilling.
I know.
I know, but they still, it's easier to just take you out of the situation than it is to deal with all the mob.
It makes sense, though.
That's victim blaming.
That's saying, like, look at what you're wearing.
Were you asking to be.
Facts.
Well, I'm a big fan of Channing, take it off.
And then the whole crowd shouts take it off at the guy with the jersey.
And then if they end up,
taking it off, it's like a huge win.
That actually is a nice moment where like the crowd like applauds.
Yeah, you're like, yeah.
We did that.
Yeah.
I built that.
I mean, it was a raise game.
So.
Yeah.
And I did see the picture.
It looked like somebody, oh, I guess I'll ask it this way.
Big T.
When you saw the guy wearing the Trump 45 jersey in front of you, did you, did you change?
Because you're like, we can't.
So this is awkward.
We both wore the same thing.
I've never once owned a piece of.
merchandise for any political
candidate. Yeah, I think that's
that's a good choice to make because people will always
let you down no matter what. In fact, I'm
not even making this a political thing.
I'm saying that if you just, if you
wear a jersey with
the name of your favorite politician
on the back, you are a fucking loser
here square. There were two of them too.
Really? And they were matching.
And they had girls with them.
They were a high school kid.
Was it? Yeah. So they couldn't even vote.
Yeah. They didn't even vote for the guy.
those guys were they were drinking 20s no dude high school like they they were there on a Tuesday
so they're probably out of school and they're high school kids dude we were there on a Tuesday
I know but we have a very different situation I couldn't there were 40,000 people there on a Tuesday
Billy I know it's what that show was packed for a Tuesday though like dude I love the Yankees
you like it's awesome yeah is that you fan I didn't know yeah okay no I'm in a huge Yankee fan
it's just sick it's just like awesome
Billy used to go up to the Bronx by himself when he was five years old.
He'd be like those kids that you see from like six from the old time he plays
right in the subway with his newsboy cap on.
We're going to go see the Bronx promise.
We got a ton of confirmation.
Yeah, I was about to say that.
From Miss football last night.
Miss Billy said that he did used to go to a library by himself.
She said he went to the movies, but I'm still calling cap on that shit.
You're not a nine-year-old by yourself going to the movies, gee.
I had a lot of free city.
Yeah, I had a lot of free reign.
I was a city kid.
I don't believe Ms. Billy.
She seems like a wonderful lady, but that aspect, I'm calling it.
Well, she confirmed it.
I think that as the years go by, you know, the stories start to, you know, get a little better.
I actually respect that, Bill.
If that did in fact happen, I think that, and I'm speaking as somebody that doesn't have any kids that I know of.
But I think that in today's day and age, we micromanage our kids so much.
We're so afraid of things.
I think statistically it's never been a safer time to be a kid.
If you're worried about something happening to your kid,
you should be worried about the people that are in your family
or people that you know very well that around the kid very frequently.
That's true.
Like letting your kid do stuff like go take the subway on their own
or wander around the city on their own.
I think that's good.
I think that's a good thing that more parents should be doing.
I'm not going to do it.
My mom called it a free range parenting.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And you turned out great.
It's more that she just wanted me out of the house.
I was just like just joking Miss Billy
I believe you
But see this is the thing though though
Like
When you have a kid
Right
And yes you're right
Statistically speaking
This is probably the most safe
Time to have
In time to have kids
And kidnapping and all that shit
But it's like I got a 12 year old daughter
Like you can't go down the street
Without me I'm sorry
Yeah
It just
You can't do it
Like I know
Like I remember when I was like six
We used to just run the neighborhoods
Like all day
No
Yeah
Can't stay
I guess I'm probably going to change my tune like 100% when I do have kids.
Oh, is it?
Probably be like the most.
It's a win.
Yeah, no, I, I'm going to be dad.
Last night I decided, like, Aryan really turned me around.
Holy shit.
And I want to, I want to be a father.
So I had sex yesterday and, and she's pregnant.
So, you put one in there.
I can just tell.
Like, you know, that feeling like when it leaves your hand.
Oh, 100%.
If you shoot a basket, you're like good.
Did no look?
Yeah.
I did a shimmy.
You turn around from her and just.
walk off you know what you did i said Kobe you did a bat flip yeah yeah exactly bat flipped
no unfortunately did not have sex last night but i'm feeling more potent than ever
it's just a feeling i can you know i know my body we need we should do nobody does better than you
yeah honestly when coli comes back my mom gave me this idea we should do a fertility episode like talking
about like uh all like you're pointing at me man no remember we had this conversation here you got
finish land your plane like how people try to have different sex babies like the different ways
oh yeah there's there's people who feel like uh they they know how to make a boy or a girl oh yeah
doggy style is twins that's not true that's all i know that's all i know about that that's not true
uh if you want to go to a game like the rest of the macrodosing crew did yesterday and even though
arian said he didn't miss me i know that he did i didn't otherwise he wouldn't have said that
If you really didn't miss me, you wouldn't have said anything at all.
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$20 off. All right. We're back. I got one more last thing on Fowl Ballgate. I did protect
Billy's mother by deflecting it away from her.
We mentioned that. Yep. And also,
and also, Billy did buy
all the Lobel sandwiches. These are $20
of pop. These aren't cheap sandwiches. So
I felt like if I caught it and had
the sandwich in my hand at the same time, it would have been like,
maybe I would have gotten like a Lobel sponsorship.
That's not entirely true that you,
you protected her. You actually deflected it back
toward her. No. It just happened to go
over her head to the two rows back. Yeah, it didn't hit her. So
I saved her. Yeah, but saying you protected her
is a bit disingenuous.
That was his instinct to protect her.
How about that?
Can we settle on that?
Okay, yeah.
I did thank you before you were here, Avery.
Yeah, that was very valued.
We didn't leave that part out, you know.
Hero.
Does your hand hurt from missing the ball so bad?
That's what, okay.
That's what, uh, surprisingly no.
Um, because it was hit so softly.
Yeah.
It was, I, I've never seen a more perfect.
Like, I was doing that little, uh, dun, dun, dun, dun, it was like in slow motion, though.
I know, and I think I, two hands I would have for sure caught it.
One hand, one hand, left hand was tough.
Were you on TV?
No, see, that's the thing.
If someone has video, I'll pay you not to post it.
I'll pay you to post it.
And I'll match.
Okay.
Well, double of nothing is nothing.
Yeah, and I'm matching.
I'm matching.
All right.
I'll just triple that shit.
There you go.
All right.
So we're going to get into our topic relatively soon on this podcast.
Like real quick, I have a bone to pick.
Never mind.
Yep.
college's taking too long with his kid yeah how much time does this kid need to be raised
one week one yeah you got to figure it out yourself kid okay so that's six days he said six
days i mean think about baby deer's born and they just hop up and they go yeah humans need a lot of
a lot of hand holding yeah i'm a big fan of the spartan baby method
throw them to the wolves just for one night i like it you just give them to a wolf for a night
Well, no, that's later, but you just leave them outside.
And if they come back, then they, then they with the shits.
And if they don't, they were soft.
Oh, I didn't know that.
No, Spartan baby raising is insane.
I was joking, by the way, that's child abuse.
But the first day they're born, they leave them on a cliff for a night.
And if they survive, then they get to live.
And if they don't, it's just.
Then they don't get to live.
Yeah.
That's fucked up.
We need to, no.
And then when they're like, they when they're six, then they have to fight a wolf.
Yeah.
Do they win?
like a baby wolf
I'm not sure
yeah that doesn't make any sense at all
I think we're 14 they fight a wolf
but they fight they kill the wolf
they do kill a wolf
confirmed they get a weapon
I think they do have a weapon
I'm saying I mean dude I agree
with the Aryan's wheelhouse
just saying man wolves are powerful in numbers
one wolf
even if if you do catch a lone wolf
he's probably soft and he's probably scared of you
and he's probably been ostracized
from his pack
but the lion and the tiger
may be stronger but the wolf
does not perform in the circus
just something to think about
is that like a so a meme
on Tuesday I tweeted out when I was at the gym
I like tweeting out gym memes when I'm there
so true yeah so true so the wolf does not
performing the circus but it's funny because the wolf
literally got domesticated
as fuck and now they're
fucking now they are in the circus
they are the circus
they are the circus yeah they should
okay genius idea a dog circus
that's the thing fuck
dude one guy adopted a dog one
and it started doing all these crazy tricks
and apparently it was a former circus trainer's dog
that used to perform in the circus
and then he died and dog went to the pound
and they adopted the dog
and found out that it knew all these tricks.
What a jackpot.
Yeah, that's like...
Holy shit.
That's awesome, right?
Yeah, what kind of dog was it?
I think it was like a, like,
I think it was a Pomeran.
Oh, fuck that.
Never mind.
That dog sucks.
I don't know what a Pomeranerian.
I'm with Aaron.
It's like a little Fomeranians.
I'm with that.
Let's do any...
Yeah, get rid of them.
Any fuck dog lovers on board.
Let's go.
Yeah, I mean.
You sometimes I think about punting small dogs.
Yeah, you do.
Except Jack Russell's.
They're cool.
I like the small dogs that were bred to go into badger holes to fight them.
Doxins are cool.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
French bulldogs are cool.
Boston Terriers are cool.
I typed in Pomeranian.
I've never seen this on Google before.
Like, you just type it in and then like there's a, there's a 3D picture of a.
Oh, shit.
That's crazy.
An animated 3D picture of a.
Whoa, what the fuck?
You see that shit?
Wait, is that all for all dog breeds?
I don't know.
I just typed it in and that's, that's getting, uh, see.
Bulldog.
Have you guys used the, the Google, or I don't think it's Google.
It's cool.
Holy fuck.
Is it for you too?
Meet a life size bulldog up close.
What?
So I don't want you type in.
Is that for any dogs?
Is this a thing now?
Yeah, I don't know.
When I guess.
Let's see.
Time for pause.
What the hell?
Which company does this?
What kind of app did I just get sent to?
I typed in Pit bull and it's the singer.
Yeah.
what the hell
there's a there's a new app out there
I think it's called the dolly
D-A-L-L-E
AI image generator
oh yeah
where you can just type in
whatever words you want
and it'll just create these haunted
fucking crazy images
well I was actually telling
Arian about this yesterday
because someone made one
for Arian with dogs
did you guys see that in your feed
can someone pull it up
so we're talking
Aaron and I were talking about
how in dreams
all the people you see
are people's faces that you've encountered
and that your mind cannot create
a unique face that you haven't seen
and AI can't create faces either
like that are...
So if you look at all the photos,
everything else seems like pretty standard
except the person's face looks really wild.
That's like a distortion.
Yeah.
So like whenever in...
Even though you can like piece people's faces
together like when you're drawing
like a mat like can you in your head
imagine like someone who has PFT's eyes
arians facial structure
big T's beard like can you like actually like put that
together? It sounds hot
it sounds very hot
but no use this use this image generator
it's it's fucking crazy I think this is like
our lives just took a turn
this is what is this app that's on my phone
I don't know.
When you type in any dog, there's just an animation for it.
English master.
It's just what I've never is this, this Google has updated.
And the thing is if you like click on it, oh, they don't have American Bulldog for it.
Okay.
They don't have Mastiff either.
Okay.
So I did Rottweiler, they had Rottweiler, they had Pomeranian.
Doverman Pinscher.
That is why.
Oh, you can do the TV.
Oh, my God.
You have a, yeah.
So then you click on it takes you this other app that I even know I had more animals.
they have all sorts of cane corso
and then like if you guys remember the nintend dogs
for those who are listening
it basically just you have a nintendo dog on your phone
god cane coros are sick
yo this is this is very cool
this is insane this I'm trying to
I know this might be considered terrible podcasting
I'm trying to describe it to you
but I just found out I have several different
Nintendo dogs on my phone through Google
and they're all mine
the beagle has a ball
The beagle's the only one with the ball.
How come the beagle has a ball?
Do they make this for other animals?
Because if so, then Billy is just, this is going to occupy his entire summer.
I know.
Here, I'm going to send you guys, I'm going to send all of you this beagle.
Okay, thank you, Billy.
Yeah.
I like beagles, too.
It's where a small dog's go.
Beagles are okay.
Little yappy, though.
Little yappy, they get, like, Howley, because they got that hound in them.
Yeah, but if I had, like, I would love to have an army of beagles and just, like, go fox hunting or something, coyotes.
I like foxes, though, too.
dogs are shit foxes i think are an underrated animal so foxes they used to get hunted like
is fuck in england like they used to go on those fox hunts with all the dogs and the guys in
the red coats and they used to hunt them so much that they banned it made it illegal but now
there's so many foxes that like london like have has foxes like raccoons there's just foxes
swarming around yeah like you'll be walking in london late at night and you'll see a fox what
What hunts the fox?
Humans.
Oh,
besides us.
Humans and hounds.
I feel like larger predators,
probably when there was wolves in England.
Wild cats?
No.
Well,
they would.
Yeah.
Foxes tend to not.
They're scavengers.
They tend to follow around larger predators.
Well,
there's that one fox and grizzly man.
That fox is very cute.
Oh, the one that followed him?
Yeah.
Is that the one where he gets eaten?
Yeah.
Is fox good?
Have you had a fox?
Eat it?
Yeah.
You don't really eat fox.
Why?
You feed it to the dogs.
You just keep the pelt.
Why would you eat a fox?
I don't think that, I think the meat's like super gamey.
Okay, here's a list of things that eat foxes.
Eagles.
That's great.
The facts.
Owls.
You write wolves, coyotes.
Ooh, that's like, it's like infighting kind of, isn't it?
Like coyotes and foxes?
They don't know that they write down a block from the evolutionary chain.
Mountain lions, bobcats, leopards, bears, wolverings, Wolverines.
Foxes eat other foxes
Yeah, Fox on Fox crime
Damn
I didn't know that
Fox News right Billy
Yeah Fox
Dude all these
All the foxes are getting radicalized
Billy wanted to start
They only watch Fox News
Billy wanted to start like a competing website
called Fox News but it was just news about foxes
No it's news for Foxes
I know but it's a way better idea to just do news about Fox
No no I want all the Foxes
If you're watching Fox News
Well, no Fox watches TV.
Yeah, but like in my head, I've anamorphomorphic humanize them.
See, I'm just trying to make your money, Billy.
Yes.
There's a market out there for people that want to know Fox News.
Anti-Fox.
Yeah.
You can play both sides.
I like that.
Make them, turn the people against each other.
Something, like, became crystal clear to me.
I forget what I was looking at on the timeline the other day.
So I'm going to get on my soapbox just real quick and then we'll move into Hillary Clinton.
Um, if your main source of news that you're consuming out there is making you angry about
things, you need to reexamine what and who is giving you your news just in general.
I know that's like a very basic thing to say, but it really kind of became crystal clear.
And this is not, I'm not talking about any specific, uh, political stance that people are
taking, but because it exists actually, you know what it was that made me kind of just
realize what a crock of shit a lot of our media is?
is that fucking Occupy Democrats account on Twitter.
They basically took the Occupy movement,
which you could say that was probably mostly a leftist movement,
but definitely not a liberal movement, right?
But they also had some people like Rand Paul Republicans,
Ron Paul Republicans that were teaming up on that side.
And then Occupy Democrats came along,
and they're like, we're going to take the Occupy tag
because people know what it means.
And we're just going to be the shittiest human beings.
and just tweet out stuff and be like, retweet and follow if you think that Lauren
Bobert should be dismissed from Congress because she used to be a whore.
You know, things like that.
And all they, I would scroll through their timeline and all they do is they just try to like
piss people off.
They just try to get people angry about stuff that sometimes is just that ultimately they're
just trying to grow their following.
And I was thinking to myself like, this is exactly what's wrong with political news.
And it definitely exists on the right, too, where people just exist to make you mad about
stuff and then that's the red meat if you're getting tossed red meat and and you're just getting
pissed off reading the news and and hearing about like all all the different crises that they're
trying to get you to get pissed off about you're just lining somebody's pocket at that point
you're nothing but a mark to them and oh like there there is a that's a business in my world well
there's you're being a mark there's some stuff that you can get pissed off about certainly in
politics i get that i understand that but if if that's all they're doing is trying to find the
thing to piss you off, that
should be a red flag that whoever is
tossing you with the red meat is just doing
it because they're getting paid off you being
angry. But you are describing all
of the news. Basically, a lot
of the news. It's addicting. Yeah, it gets
you addicted. I mean, like sports
is similar. There's some independent
news that
I follow that he
really just, he's, I won't say who it is, but
he's just really chill. He just
says what happens, says his
opinion on it and moves on to the next story. There's
know like you need to be or you know
I understand what you're saying is it's like the
politicization of every well I think I think I think everything I think
everything is political but I think it's like the heightened
climate you're just trying to muddy the waters I get
what you say I get what you say yeah there's people that
just exist to get people angry about stuff and I think
it's I follow this cat on Twitter
it's called like nothing but good news
or something like that and he just has like heartwarming
stories and even now and then I'm like
fuck this kid the old timeline cleanse yeah
Yeah, I like that.
The good news guy pisses you off.
Fuck this shit.
I can say something bad.
But it is crazy how like, I don't know what the human psychology of just being angry is addictive.
But I guess it's like people just want to feel something.
I think it also makes you feel superior to whatever, whatever you're getting angry about.
It makes you feel like I'm the good guy.
And all these other people are the bad guys.
And so it makes you feel good about yourself a little bit.
that's what I think the addictive part is
so the media
and entertainment has merged
and it's a it's never the cat's out of the back
I know you never never get that back
you know it was I can point to the exact moment it happened
it was when Discovery Channel
in the animal planet
started making mockumentaries
I'm telling you that is the beginning
of where truth and lies started to melt
I was I've been a avid
watcher of animal planet history channel discovery uh since i was very young and there was just the
point where there was a huge switch in the like like documentaries about facts until sergey more
entertaining those mermaid documentaries the megaladon documentary that were like i do enjoy all the
programming yeah you were just talking two days ago about how great prehistoric planet was and
that's that's all factual i looked at i when david atonbrough at the end
the episode says if you want to learn more about the stories how we it's called forensic paleontology
and those exact scenes are based off of what they deduced from different uh fossils they found okay
i watched the first episode and it was like um a tyrannosaurus rex was in the ocean yeah he was
crossing the island he's swimming was little arms and then and then one of the one of i don't know
what was that dinosaur that got him that one of his kids oh the mosasaurus moses
came in and clipped off one of the little ones but it's very reminiscent of like you know
a duck uh with ducklings and one of them getting taken down by a bass yeah that makes sense
i mean dinosaurs were more birds once you start thinking of dinosaurs is not just like like
strictly reptilian but something with a little higher intelligence like a bird it all starts
to make sense i'm going to start doing that you start doing that it'll start to make sense of this mixed up
world. Everything will come into place. Yeah. I like to air by some birds. Yeah. We're all really
birds when you think about it. Let's get into Hillary Clinton. Hillary Clinton. Today is a big day.
She's thick. Hillary Clinton? Hillary Clinton is thick. She's not thick. She is dumb thick.
Like now? She's dummy thick. I saw a picture of her recently. I guess I just hadn't looked at her,
you know, very recently. You know who she looks like now? Spitting image of Emperor Palpatine.
Star Wars.
I don't know.
She looks like an undead,
I don't know what he is.
Is he a human?
Is he, I've never seen Star Wars?
I don't know.
Is he a thing?
Emperor who?
He's an emperor.
Palpatine.
P-A-L-P-A-T-I-N-E?
This, I feel like it's going to be a good episode.
Oh, no.
Does she not?
Yeah, you ain't going to argue for me there.
It's going to unite Big T and Arian, like the Crips and the Bloods,
tie the bandana together.
Hillary Clinton, as, as Big T.
is empirically, one of the most disliked people.
Like we have evidence.
In the history of modern politics.
And there's a lot that we can get into.
And I'm sure Big T's going to have his facts ready to go.
I've got some things that I absolutely detest about Hillary Clinton that I could, like, imagine
wearing a Hillary Clinton baseball jersey to the Yankees game.
I'm sure there are probably some people that own Hillary Clinton jerseys.
I'm with her.
For sure.
Yeah.
I think that's probably a possible.
for her. I mean, the fanfare for Hillary was huge. Yeah, a lot of that was like,
no, no, like, they had you believe it was. A lot of people were like, I can't wait to have
a woman president, which like that's, that's a real thing to people, you know, like 51% of the
population, it would probably mean a lot to them to have a female president. But, you know,
I think there probably could have been much stronger choices. You know, the day that Donald
Trump won the election. I was in high school. It was senior year. And none of the teachers and
like half of the students didn't show up to school. So I of course had to go to like no one's
going to let me stay home from school. I would assume that Billy you would have if anybody would
have tried to turn this into a day that you could take off. Like I don't I don't see an excuse that
you wouldn't use to try to get off. It was the chillest day ever because then me and all my buddies
were at school and all of our classes were canceled and like no one was at school so we just
had so much fun all day it's just boys day yeah i got an email the next morning from a professor
that said um i have no idea why i have to address this but i've gotten enough emails that i feel like
i should um we are having class today yeah i don't know why y'all would think we're not um but we
for sure are you are supposed to be there i got a very funny email last night actually i'm going to
read this out loud. At some point when I was on the campaign trail back in 2016, I signed up for a
lot of different email lists based on events that I was trying to get into. Massacus. And one of
which was the Trump fundraising email and the GOP fundraising emails that got sent out. And so I got
an email last night, urgent alert via GOP. We can't find the note you left for President Trump.
PFT, President Trump's birthday is today, all caps,
and we notice that you never signed his official birthday card
that we're putting together for him.
Remember, when you sign President Trump's official birthday card,
you can even leave him a personal note to read.
Time is running out, PFT, add your name now.
Please sign President Trump's official birthday card by 1159 tonight
to ensure your name and personalized note is included.
We're finalizing President Trump's card soon,
so please don't miss your chance to personally wish him happy birthday before it's too late
and then they gave me like a little card that I can imagine my name being on to sign President
Trump's birthday card and that's it's just so funny that they're like can you can you shoot me
that link I'll fill it out you want yeah we present Trump noticed that you didn't wish him a happy
birthday and he's very upset with you please pay him $250 to make up for him so weird
happy birthday DT we miss you
no we don't
but that's so it's so weird
like can you I just don't understand it
like we was at the baseball game
but he had two dudes sitting there
with Trump jerseys on
batching it's so weird
if we were sitting there and like I'm a big Bernie
fan though like I think I think
I think he aligns more with my
politics than anybody else I'm not wearing
no fucking Bernie jersey
bro it's just weird
dude I think Bernie's
bumper stickers
is probably one of the most seen
bumper stickers I used to see back then
Bernie stickers were everywhere
Yeah, because say what you want about Bernie Sanders
If you don't agree with some of his policies
The man has stood up for about
Like basically the same stuff
For the last like 40 years
He's the most consistent politician that we have ever had
Until they paid him off
Who? Who?
Dude, how much money did he get
And then he dropped out?
He got fucked by
by Hillary.
100%.
He got fucked by the establishment
and then to go away,
they paid him off.
He got fucked by Hillary.
He just dropped out
because he wasn't getting any more.
And then he got like two houses.
It wasn't going to win.
Well,
he's an 80 year old man
that has a second house
I think a lot of people have
like a lake house
or something that they've been working.
I agree.
He was banging,
doing the same stuff
until he kind of got
into the club
and what became a part of the
I don't think he ever got it.
I think that the Democrats still hate him.
Dog, liberals hate Bernie Sanders.
They blame Bernie for losing to Trump.
Yeah, no, I understand.
They blame Bernie and Bernie supporters for losing to Trump.
We agree.
Like a drum.
Coming from a, thank you.
Yeah, you would be saying that.
Well, there are, there are a lot of people who voted for Trump who would have voted for Bernie.
Because he's a very similar person.
There's video.
The way he acts.
I hell no.
An old man from the north.
They, they are very.
They're older, and they were white.
In disposition.
They were.
People vote.
There are, there is a very large portion of the electorate that does not, could not tell you anything about policy whatsoever.
I agree with that.
That votes based on how people make them feel.
And Bernie made people feel very similarly to how Trump made people feel.
I don't.
And he, there would have been a lot of Trump voters who voted for Bernie.
I kind of agree with big T on this one.
I think that there are a lot of people that, um, appreciated somebody that spoke with no filter and didn't seem like they were.
were changing based on messaging based on what polls were saying i'll give you this one i give you this
one i think that they both spoke to i think one was actually about it and one was not but they
both spoke to standing up to the establishment breaking status quo of what has been in in our
politics and so i i think that would be where the bend diagram overlaps it's not like it's kind
of rare where you hear Bernie makes you remember Bernie reminds you of trump they they spoke to similar
points they spoke similarly like in actually how they talked like there there are a lot of people
who voted for Trump who would have voted for Bernie and there's a small chance that they were born
in the same hospital whoa on the same day because they were born they switched at birth is Bernie
Sanders Donald Trump no but they like that would be a fucking I mean one grew up in Brooklyn one
grew up in Queens that's like within that's like on the same island but I wanted to go back to
something for a second and we'll talk about this later I'm sure but while while we'd mention
it. Like, I think, and I think we all agree
on this. Oh, real quick, Hillary is dick. Oh, shit.
I had no idea. He said the picture of the group.
My bad. My bad. That changes things.
Yeah. She should have been.
While we mentioned it like y'all said, that Bernie got
fucked by Hillary. And what I think you meant was like
the Democrats, right? Yes.
Well, Hillary was in bed with the DNC.
Right. And the DNC
fucked Bernie.
Because when we say that, when we said, like, what do you mean?
because I think we all agree on that.
I just don't know what form that takes in your mind.
And in some of the debates that were scheduled in the primaries
and how much weight was thrown behind certain candidates.
Like Bernie, I think, cleaned up in Iowa, right?
And yeah, there were things that the DNC was doing
to make Hillary look like she was the presumptive frontrunner for a long time.
And there was a lot of messaging.
You can find a lot of it.
And I guess some of this is speculative and some of it is like kind of circumstantial, but the people that are the usual hatchet men and hatchet women for the DNC when it comes to the media pieces that are written, the people that the DNC goes to to get these stories written and the information that they plan, there was a lot of stuff coming out from establishment press that was anti-Bernie pro-Hillary.
Yes. So like CNN and, you know, liberal news media, they'll put out a lot of stuff like, oh, Medicare for All isn't popular with the voters. And we're going to lose voters if we keep pushing these candidates. So shit like that. And Obama coming out and saying, and that's what bothered me the most about Obama. But like all these like mainstream liberals will come out against Bernie's policies, which are popular amongst people.
Medicare fraud is very popular amongst people.
I think if Donald Trump had, if he actually had followed through on his promises to deliver a health care plan, which remember that he was saying like, he used to be like, we're putting it out next week.
And he said that for like three years, four years, four years, four years.
Five, because he was saying it on a campaign.
Even before the election.
If he had actually, if he had, if he had done something that was like we're going to get more people covered in health care than we have right now with.
with Obamacare, I think that Donald Trump would have won.
If he had, like, made that appeal, if he had just said plainly to people, you're all going
to get health care, then I think he would have smoked Joe Biden.
I really do.
I think that, like, and when you're talking about, like, people getting, like, I think
the enthusiasm that people had for Bernie in 2016 is comparable to the enthusiasm that
people ended up having for Trump in 2016.
Or, like, Bernie could sell out arenas, like, people would show up.
People, the thing is, Big T's right that there would have been a lot of Trump.
voters that voted for Bernie, I think.
But also, I think there would have been more people that didn't vote that would have shown
up to vote for Bernie Sanders.
Especially younger.
He had, he had the pulse on the younger.
Yeah, like nobody, there were some people, but by and large, there was nobody that was
like, I can't fucking wait to vote for Hillary Clinton.
No, there were.
There were.
There were songs.
I mean, dude.
They were all the, like, all the girls in my school and high school were all like, yeah.
I think that's what, yeah.
Like, it's her time.
Yeah.
going nuts there's um i mean that's that's what the democrats have that they're running up
against and uh this next election cycle is like is anybody out there like i can't
fucking wait to vote for joe biden yeah like who's who's the last have you met a joe biden stand
i actually have really there was that there was a guy in my gov class junior year his name
was brian and he loved sleepy uncle he called him uncle joe can we get him on the phone now
actually let me let me call he always doing it's he's doing it's
Yeah.
I was going to ask, though, like right now, who do we think is going to run for the Democrats in 2020?
He's going to run again.
I think I said this.
He's going to be weekend at Bernie.
He's going to die and there's going to prop his body up.
I think I said two weeks ago on the show that I think it's going to be Mayor Pete.
Oh, I can not.
Oh, I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it.
Mayor Pete is like a lib wet dream too.
Oh, my God.
I'm not doing it.
But let's talk about Hillary.
Let's get into the H-Dogue.
She killed first at four years old
She got a taste for blood
It was a homeless
It was a homeless man
With a knife
So she was born Hillary Rodham
In 1947 I think
That's her that's her maiden last name
Hilary yeah Hillary Rodham Clinton
HRC sounds like Rodan
The Godzilla monster
She met Bill at Yale
So before Yale though
So she went to Wellesley College
Which I'm not quite sure where that is
It's an all-girls school, I think, in Mass.
Okay.
So she goes to Wellesley College.
She was the president of the Young Republicans Club.
Interesting.
But it was there that she, so she starts reading this guy named Saul Olensky.
Do you know about this guy?
I'm familiar with his work.
So he was a very radical left-wing community organizer, which I think is just what
communists say their job is their community organizers that became a meme from
Obama because that that's what he that's what he did but community organizers like why are we
I don't think that we should just like consult every community there are a lot of people that
what does that mean well they're the ones you be yeah there's so many organizations out there
that do a lot of good work and I'm sure they can go anything from like helping single mothers
or or or people helping people that are coming out of jails get jobs
or organizing food drives organized like there's many community organizations like that like are we
do more than the government does are we anti food bank now like if we're anti community i didn't say it was
anti community i know but you you i said it was inferred no no no oh no but on that's on the
flip side of all the referring is what you do it's not implied cap is what i more cap but on the
flip side of all that they then ensure everyone who attends those gatherings vote a certain way they're
the ones who also get people to the polls and make sure that
sometimes everyone is voting in a certain way people that like take up old
people from yeah that attend a church or whatever and take them to the polls like
those are community organizers no but basically it's like keeping people dependent in
voting a certain way to ensure that this is the hand that feeds you vote this way
you think that could be bank organizers are doing no but like there's that is some
people's motivation that's yeah the majority i've the majority of grassroots
organizations, and this is all anecdotal, but
the majority of grassroots organizations
that I've come across are genuine people
who just
they want to help their community in any way that
they can. Isn't Billy also
talking about, like, super PACs?
I don't know. I don't know what's
going on. I don't know. What happened
over there? Did
Avery fart? Billy just accused me of
farting, which is insane.
He definitely did.
You have to
Yeah, Billy definitely
He just looked at me and he goes, did you fart?
Like, what?
It's on video.
I have a visceral reaction.
The fart's on video?
Yeah, I mean, it's like the video's right there.
I wasn't going to say anything.
Okay.
Until Avery got angry about it.
You weren't going to say anything until you made a big gesture and you're like,
oh, Avery, do you beef?
No, literally my nose just cleared up.
And I was like, what the fuck?
We should be thinking of him.
Okay, we need to go back and do a forensic examination of video evidence.
See if Billy.
lifts up a butt cheek.
Anyway, community.
Yeah, he definitely did.
He definitely did that.
I did it.
Whatever.
All right.
So let's get back to Hillary.
Let's get back to Hillary.
Let's move this along.
So Hillary, she was, so she starts getting really into this Saul Olensky guy.
And as I said, she was the president of the young Republicans club.
She writes her senior thesis about him.
And in it, she, she criticizes him several times.
But on the whole, she's, she's down with this guy's vibe.
And she said,
quote, if the ideals Olensky espouses were actualized, the result would be social revolution.
That thesis was kept sealed for a very long time. The White House did not want it out. Wellesley College did not want it out either.
And I don't remember if it was when Bill left the White House and she became a senator that they finally released it to the public.
Because the implication here would be that Hillary was radical?
Maybe, I guess. See, that's the thing, it's like, that's more of pointing at
a boogeyman be like, oh, they're hiding this. She's so radical. She also had like a long career
in public service that you can point out and be like, no, she's like, she's bad. Like, there's
plenty of stuff to criticize her for, but I don't think anyone ever said Hillary Clinton is like a
radical leftist. Well, so then she goes, what is radical? Wanting people to have health care. Like,
what does that mean? I think, I don't know, in this case, radical, if you're thinking back to like
the 70s, the 60s, like being a communist, being a
like a full-on communist maybe?
Yeah, I would say that's radical.
I don't know, like bombing, like the weather underground bombing government facilities
trying to overthrow the government and install like a communist society.
Is that, that might be what they're getting at.
That would actually rock if that's what Hillary was writing about back in the 60s.
Let me rethink my disdain for this.
She's really playing the long game.
Well, hey, you'll like this.
All right.
So then she goes to Yale Law School where she meets Bill Clinton.
she interns at a law firm in Oakland
that was very well known for radical causes
and two of its four partners
were either current or former Communist Party members
So she does that there
So now she's with Bill
Are you familiar with how she and Bill got married?
I'm not
So Bill proposes to her like five or six times
And she says no every time
And she said there was a
quote somewhere it said uh she was uncertain if she wanted her future tied to his which is so
laughable that i i can't believe that was ever said well in what way because you can you can make
the argument both ways on that one well she made very sure from then on that her her future was
tied to his right through after it shouldn't have been right i was going to say like she was
probably she was right about that in one way that like yeah she entered into a marriage that just
she became um like the most disrespected wife on planet earth for a period of time yeah uh but also
being married to bill afforded her a lot of political opportunities down the line so that's that's what
i'm saying you you you say no to marrying this guy five times and then you finally decide well
might be a good idea yeah this guy looks like he's a real uh rocketing up the charts so she
finally gets married to him, keeps her last name, and then they move to Arkansas, where she
becomes a faculty member at the University of Arkansas Law School. That explains a lot,
to be honest with you, she spent too much time around. Those are some of the worst people you'll
ever find University of Arkansas. Arkansas. I looked, so I found. Unpacked that a little bit.
What makes Arkansas different than, I don't know. You know, I'm going to go ahead and back on this one,
dog then Georgia or
I got arrested
in 2006
and I got suspended for a game
and the game that I came back
these fuckers had my mugshot in the stands
like a big picture of my mugshot
so they're not only the worst
people they're also the dumbest which is a
very dangerous combination I just
I wasn't at that specific student section
no they're they're the worst them and
Vandy because Vandy is terrible
in their own unique way that Georgia
and Arkansas Florida are not
but Arkansas as those as the yokels go are the worst
what is a yokel uh hillbilly
I didn't I've never heard this yeah
it's a it's a slur from the deep deep sound
it's like it's almost like
it sounds mad disrespectful dolly fucking yokel
that's bad it is I've heard that more often towards
like Appalachia
yeah but it just means like a hillbilly yeah really
is it racist it means saying bad
towards white people if anything i'm gonna put it to us i'm put it that one in my lexicon i mean it's
it's actually it's actually funny because like historically like if you think about it hills
are terrible farmland so if you were from rocky or hilly areas it means in that was where you own
land or lived that means that you own some of the shittiest land so it's like a it's like the whole
idea of hillbilly goes back to like dudes making fun of other dudes who have bad land the projects of
agriculture?
Yeah.
You got shitty lead.
That's actually, that's probably a pretty good analogy.
A yokel is an uneducated and unsophisticated person from the countryside.
Oh, that's in my bag now, dog.
I'm going to reach for that one a lot.
I usually go toothless yokel as well.
That's a lie.
This man over here lives on a hill.
He can't plant any crops.
This man's growing pebbles.
So, so she's...
How's the rock harvest this year?
Yokel.
Bitch.
also I failed to mention
before they moved to Arkansas
she was working in D.C. She worked on
the Watergate scandal
she was I forget who she worked
When did she get into the occult?
Fast forward to that part.
We're laying groundwork
But so then she goes and works at the
University of Arkansas and I actually found
some of her like faculty reviews
but I
would give anything if
Rate My Professor was around in the
1970s to read
what people said about her
as a professor. Now, I think that we should
at least mention she did work on
the impeachment trial of Nixon.
She worked for the House
Judiciary Committee
in that. So she was actually
very involved. She was on TV. I didn't know that.
As one of the lawyers during the impeachment trial, yeah.
She's been in
politics for a long. Like, that was
like her goal and her aspiration.
It's the only thing she's ever done. And anybody
that's, that I feel like
that was the goal should not be
you know what I'm saying like it's like it's like if you want to be a king you probably not you probably shouldn't be king
yeah exactly people that that are that make it their career to be a big politician yeah not trustworthy
I agree who was who was our last president that was really well liked Obama yeah Obama had a good
I think half the country really didn't I think other reasons more than half the country liked Obama
I think and by and large but I mean more than half though like 75%
JFK was probably the, I don't think you'll ever get 75%.
Well, so that's what I'm saying.
I think JFK is the last president.
I know the exact time.
It was September 14th, 2001.
Yeah, that's probably true.
90% of Americans love George Bush.
I don't think that's the case at all, actually.
For a little while, everybody was big in on it.
Yeah, no, I'm going to go ahead.
He got dealt the highest approval rating of any modern president for, I think, like, two or three months after 9-11.
Yeah, but I don't think that had anything good with him, though.
Correct.
That's what I'm saying?
Well, it had to do with his reaction to the events of 9-11.
The immediate reaction where he was just like being a cheerleader
where he was like, we can do this, let's all pull together.
Most Americans were like, in that moment,
they rooted for George Bush to be successful.
Yeah, I don't think that's.
What I was going for, though, to Ariens' point is anyone,
Republican or Democrat who thinks like, you know what,
I'm fit to lead 330 million people is probably not the personality type
that's going to lend itself to being very well liked.
very often.
Reagan had a high approval rating too.
Now, he had a lot of people that hated him.
But I think he had a high approval rating when he was in office.
Yeah.
So.
Also, I think Bill Clinton had a high approval rating too for a while.
For a little while.
Yeah. Saxophone player?
Yeah.
Arsenio.
Yep.
What's the John Mullaney joke where he's like, Bill Clinton went on Arsenio and he's like,
I eat fries.
And we're like, we eat fries.
You know who loves Bill Clinton?
The Albanians.
Ali Albanians love Bill Clinton because of
There's statues of Bill Clinton all across
Because of his intervention
Yeah
They're like
So I met a bunch of Albanians
Like from Albania
Like not American Albanians
And I was in a bar
And like Albanians are
You know
They're kind of sketchy people
Because they're probably more violent
Than the Italian mob
Like the Albanian mob
But I told him my name was Bill
And they're like
Bill Clinton
And then they love me
But they told me
So like we love Bill Clinton so much
Bill Clinton saved
Like Bill Clinton was the reason why we survived
Because of the US intervention
Your accent dropped off of death
I know
Well I wasn't gonna
I got a good Russian accent
But my ability is not as good
That's not bad
No you know
I'm Russian sleeper cell
You know
This is a
I'm not actually American
I'm Russian
I'm now I'm thinking
You're a plan
Vladdy football
I'm here to influence
U.S. media
to Russian.
Can you imagine if the Russians
hired Philly football?
Well, it was a Russian
the whole time.
I'm here to influence
to serve
Russian ideals
to the American people.
You know what's crazy?
He's like more eloquent
with his Russian accent
than he is with his friend.
His thoughts are clear.
That's what I'm saying.
When he's doing an accent, yeah.
It's like the thoughts come clear
like the color of best.
I just pretend I'm
Russian and I know how a Russian
thinks but when I myself
the put together of the language
sometimes isn't as smooth
Billy explain
kind of weird explain
gravity to me
but in a Russian accent gravity
is law there is a strict
power between two
objects of mass
the greater the mass the greater
the attraction and with that
that is why the earth
largest piece of mass that we have
like Hillary ass right
great big mass right
this is unreal
kind of is way better at podcast
than he has an accent
Russian Billy from here on now
now I need the Russian name
what's Billy in the Russian
what I think Vladimir
I think it is Vladimir I think Vladimir
go back to the Russian accent go back
yeah sound weird talking
you do a terrible American accent
yes
all right
All right, Big T.
The other thing I wanted to say, though, when I was talking about how she consistently denied Bill's proposals,
can you imagine Bill, like, talking to his buddies and being like, I've asked her to marry me like four times,
and then them talking by themselves, and it's Hillary Clinton that, like, keeps denying him.
They're like, we got to, we got to save this guy.
I don't know.
He's simping for Hillary.
But until I seen this picture, he sent to the group, she's thick, bro.
She got a little cake back there.
I if if if a buddy of mine
introduced me to his girlfriend and it was Hillary Clinton
but you don't know it's like Hillary back then though you feel me
probably she's probably like because she there was like there was like super
hippies like I mean super hippie but they was like smoking weed
and collard it's probably she's probably part of the cool guy she's probably more fun to chase
than to be married to well she did have a dump I'm telling you think about it
I didn't know she was she hides it behind those incredible those woman suits
Pants suits
Pantsuits
That was an asset
That was an asset that could have been
Great for the campaign
It's sundress season
You know what I mean
Shout out to that
Okay so
So Bill
Proposes to her five times
It said
I think four or five
Several
After the third
I think after the second
Yeah I think after the first
Actually I'm like
You know what my G is not for me
After the first
If she's like
You know what
I do think I want to marry you
But just not right now
You maybe get one
more.
But after the second one, that's it.
You're like, you're going to play me.
Yeah.
Can you mention after the third time going back for another one?
It's a dwee.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
It's a lot of times.
It's a dwee.
Is still a simp?
Yeah, he was a simp.
At the time, his behavior changed.
Yep.
I think that a lot of huge simps are all like huge dirt bags who cheat.
And it's just like to make up for it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's an interesting proposal.
Wait.
So that's,
you're saying like,
is it if you if you love your wife that means that you're cheating on her no but like if you're like
a huge huge sims you're making up for like all the infidelity yeah if you if you like go overboard
with stuff yeah yes okay that's like that's like a that's like a theory i mean i don't know
if guys think about this but girls if a girl or a guy if someone is always posting about
their significant other being like they're the best i love them we're the best we're soulmates
their relationship is probably the shittiest.
John Teagan, or Chrissy Teigen,
like, John Legend.
John Teigen is actually like a great name for him.
You don't have to, like,
people that are unhealthy, happy relationships
usually don't have to brag about the fact
that they're in healthy, happy relationships.
That's an interesting thing to talk about.
How often should you post your significant other
on social media?
I think it varies.
It varies on the relationship, right?
If you're married, you can do whatever you want, I think.
I think it has like,
if it's not around certain events
I think like for example
like graduation birthday
anniversary
anniversary
trip
occasions
I'm gonna look up Bill Clinton's
Instagram right now
see how often
posts about Hillary
you know who actually
Barack Obama posts about Michelle a lot
and I find it yeah I think
I think when you talk about public figures like that
they're also not the ones running there on social media
facts and I think they're trying to
brand themselves yeah I mean
But I'm talking about us regular people.
Yeah, I'm talking a day to day.
Like, if you're constantly like, my, blah, blah, blah, my babe is the best baby.
Shut up.
Yeah.
I'm with that.
I think once every two, three months is cool.
Bill's not on Instagram or at least he.
Oh, imagine he was.
He got a burner.
He got a burner.
He's going to DM.
I'm on Hillary's right now.
I'm scrolling back.
Nothing about Bill.
Nothing about Bill.
Nothing about Bill.
Nothing about.
She's with Pete David.
Oh, he hit.
He hit.
He hit.
Still no bill.
Is she still thick like that, though?
No bill.
That photo I sent you.
That was a recent.
Okay, here we go.
That was 2000s and 90s.
Talk about life experience.
Can you imagine fucking Hillary Clinton and Kim Kardashian?
Opposite ends of the spectrum.
Wow.
So there's probably like 40 posts, 30 posts that you have to go back to until you get
to someone with Bill.
So that, that tells you a lot.
That tells you a lot.
Okay, so I don't post my shorthy, just for the, because like, internet is weird, though.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I don't want kind of weirdos in her DMs and shit, like, you know what I mean?
Yeah, everyone knows Bill, though.
Yeah, but I think, yeah, I think, I don't know.
But honestly, I think it would be worse.
You posting your significant other, like, would probably be one-tenth of the shit that, like, Hillary and Bill get when they post together.
There's no way they look at their comments.
They would often, there's no way.
They don't have Instagram on their phone.
I think Hillary might.
Would Bill off himself or would he be killed murdered by the blood thirsty Hillary?
Adrenicronachron.
Must be one hell of a drug.
Do we really think that's the thing?
I had somebody tweet me this morning and said,
it said, you host a conspiracy show and don't believe in the big three.
Ooh, what's that?
The big three was.
That's some cute.
the JFK jump
We talked about JFK
But he said you don't believe in him
He's like you're a fucking sellout
Or some shit like that
JFK didn't exist
There's a lot of JFK stuff that we talked about
That is very suspicious
Well you know who was the front runner
For the New York Senate seat in 1999
We don't know
Hillary Clinton
JFK Jr.
JFK Jr.
You know who won it
Hillary Clinton
Wow
Is JFK Jr. the one that died in the plane crash?
Sure is.
allegedly allegedly yeah he's supposed to be uh coming back so i thought he was supposed to be
back already he was supposed to be in dallas last weekend he stood the city of dallas up twice that's
what a city do yeah i know he was they had a big rally and stuff for him and then he just
no-showed yeah i hope that would be fucking amazing if that was true i actually hope it's true too
jfk was a hundred percent killed by the mob though the whole family was executed they had that
they had that thing called the kennedy curse right yeah well joe joe joe they're supposed to be a
guy who's in the new pegy blinders the uh john uh there's a guy who's based off of jfk's dad
joe kennedy because joe kennedy made his whole fortune running whiskey from canada during
prohibition yeah he's a drug dealer and then he just like he it was like he wanted to become
part of the american aristocracy and he like part of that is like if you make a ton of money then
you make your children go into politics to control power and everything and he didn't want jfk to uh
be present. He wanted the older brother who was named after him who died in an experimental
Air Force test where they're taking huge B-52 bombers filled with bombs and trying to crash them
into German bunkers because that's how they were going to infiltrate Hitler's Alps headquarters
because they thought he was hiding out there and like this like have you seen Captain America
were like the Red Skull Man's in the mountains?
Nope.
One of the worst superheroes.
Yeah.
But he died because he couldn't jump out of the plane in time
where he shoot didn't open when he jumped out.
Crazy.
But then basically the mob who Joe Kennedy had connections with
through his Prohibition whiskey running
helped get Kennedy elected.
And then the sons were like typical like,
Like, we have no problems.
We have to fix problems.
Went against the mob and bit the hand that fed him and got him all killed.
This is all confirmed?
Yeah.
Well, that's the theory.
That's the theory that he wants you to believe it.
It's confirmed that Billy just said that.
Yeah.
All right, we just took a small break, had to evacuate the studio because Billy farted it again.
So the gas smell was too bad.
We just got back in before we get back into Hillary Clinton.
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billy you said that you just thought of something yeah have you guys ever heard the story of
quote unquote sky king yeah about the guy who uh stole the plane and did some insane aerial
movements that like some pilots were like it is insane that he was able to do that yeah it was
like five years ago six years ago he just like went out like that yeah they have footage
of the stuff he did you do?
Yeah, we might have talked about it on the show, but he was an airport worker up in Seattle,
and he was in charge of helping the planes get refueled, so he would have to get to the cockpits
occasionally.
And he would try to like, I guess he like learned a lot of the switches, levers, and he also
played flight simulators a lot.
And then one day, he just stole a passenger plane.
Richard Russell.
And he took off, flew all over Seattle.
People were like going outside to watch this plane.
They're like, there's a plane outside that's doing flips and barrel rolls.
shit and um and then he just crashed it into an island on purpose yeah yeah he was just
wow he just everyone was like he's the nicest dude ever and he said that he didn't want to hurt
anybody he just you know wanted to do some cool stuff and go out only thing is what i later found
out is he had a wife who was pregnant so huge asshole move oh wow but pretty sick flying yeah good at
flying separate the art from the arches yeah but he like did types of maneuvers that like
Like, no one has done with that type of planes.
And they said that,
uh,
uh,
now I don't think we talked about us.
I don't remember this.
Yeah.
We may have talked about it on PMT,
but he was like two F-35s were chasing,
two F-15s were chasing him and he was just doing bail row,
rows and flips and you fucking maverick them?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was,
I mean,
I saw it and I was just reminded to,
bring it up on the show that's sick all right so let's get back into hillary so when we left off
she had been proposed to five times something like that yeah so then uh they moved to arkansas shortly
thereafter bill clinton became the governor of arkansas um and she was the first lady she was still
like working at a law firm when she did that also she did worked for a whole bunch of places in
in Arkansas.
And they may have also been involved in.
Lord knows how many nefarious activities during that time.
And then in 1992,
Bill Clinton ran for president.
Now, I didn't know because I was negative five years old.
But so Bill Clinton was accused of an affair like running for president.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Which I had never heard of.
She goes way back with him.
With a woman named Jennifer Flowers.
When he was a governor in Arkansas, he was getting them allegation.
Yeah, Jennifer Flowers, Oneita Broderick was another one.
So then his campaign is like spiraling and he and Hillary go on 60 minutes where Bill says he acknowledged causing pain in his marriage despite the fact that he denied the affair.
So I don't know how that works.
Yeah, I mean, that's classic Bill Clinton for you.
Yeah.
The non-denial denial.
Like say deny it, but don't say anything that could legally implicate you one way or the other.
Yeah.
Yeah. And we can also jump back to their time when they were in office in Arkansas.
The whatever the equivalent of the White House was at Arkansas, the governor's mansion,
wherever the governor lived. At the time, they were using essentially slave labor to maintain the grounds to help like with the landscaping,
the servicing of some of the stuff inside as well. She was surrounded by prisoners in the Arkansas state penitentiary.
system that were doing her work for her for free. It was, it was essentially like a slave house
that she worked in. And you can go back and like a lot of people like, well, they didn't know
what was going on and like what all was happening. I feel like most normal people, if they were
living in a house and there were a bunch of people that were around like prisoners that were
working for them, you would get bad vibes from that. And like that would make. That would make
me very, very uncomfortable
to be in that situation
because you would feel like you were a fucking slave
owner.
But she did not say anything.
She continued about her merry way.
Another interesting fact was
in 1990 Bill was considering
not running for re-election as governor.
And Hillary wanted to run.
And they ran some like internal polls
and they came back and they were like,
you shouldn't do that.
She's a Yankee down there with the locals.
And so Bill did run again and he won.
fucking yokels
where's Hillary
is Hillary from where is she from
she was born in Chicago
I'm not sure if she grew up there also
she went to Wesleyan
we know yeah I know that in Massachusetts
but
Wellesley
so
Wellesley night
So they run as a duo
She was very active
I recall her when they were running
Back in 1992
One of my first like memories is just like
I remember seeing Bill and Hillary was next to him all the time.
They're like a duo, inseparable.
And I mean, first ladies are usually involved in campaigns, but she was like front and center.
And she ended up becoming, I think, the first lady, the first lady to have her own office in the West Wing of the White House.
So she was involved in interviewing people for cabinet level positions, like secretaries of state, secretaries of, you name it, Treasury Interior.
and she was like she was from the get-go very involved in that process to the point where people
are like do we elect her too like she was doing the role of a government official
whereas in the past the first lady rule had been like i don't know nancy reagan in between
next session saying hey kids don't do drugs you know that's that was the role of the first lady
until hill hillary got involved what was what was the national perception of her as first
lady because she had worked in politics before, but like, obviously that was the first time on a
national scale. Anybody really, like, knew her? And she hadn't, you know, run for Senate or anything
like that yet. The right wing always hated her. And the right wing always hated the Clinton
family. And they spent most of the Clinton presidency trying to find something to get them
indicted on. So it goes back to like the whitewater, uh, investment that they had back in Arkansas
where they got involved in a real estate investment, um, and ended up essentially committing fraud.
allegedly. And so they
nominated a
independent investigator to look
into that basically from the
start. So almost as soon as
Bill Clinton became president,
they tried to
get him arrested for something and tried to get him
thrown out of office almost immediately. And Hillary was involved
in a lot of those too.
And so in fact, like when it ended up getting to the
Monica Lewinsky scandal,
that was only investigated
by Ken Starr because Ken Starr was
looking into whitewater. So the scope of the investigation gradually increased until it became
an investigation about the president's sex life. That was not in the original purview. So it's like
if Robert Mueller had ended up coming back and been like, yeah, it turns out that Melania
back in the day there was some unscrupulous things that she was doing overseas. And then they got
like Melania and Trump in trouble for something that happened back in like, I don't know, the 80s or the 90s,
whenever. So the investigation grew from basically, I don't want to use the term witch hunt
because I think the Clintons did a lot of shady, shady stuff that probably deserved to be
looked into. But it was, the Monica Lewinsky thing came to be obviously because of what
Bill Clinton did, but also it was uncovered and brought to the public light because they were
essentially trying to end Bill Clinton's presidency from the time he stepped in office.
And then what year was Lewinsky
97 or 98?
What year did it happen or what year did it become
uncovered?
Either.
Because I think it got uncovered in about 97.
Okay, this says 98.
98, yeah.
That sounds right.
And I think the actual fair happened back in like 90.
I think it was before his reelection campaign.
So I want to say like.
Oh, so it had been several years.
I think it had been several years.
Yeah.
That's so wild to think about that, like how famous you.
You have to be that somebody pleases you orally and they become famous because of it.
That's fucking wild to think about it.
Yeah.
Okay.
So it was in like 94, 95 that the affair happened.
So it was, yeah, it was right before the re-election.
I got mixed up.
I thought that he got elected in 1990, but he got elected 92, I believe.
So it was in his first term that they had the affair and then they discovered it in the second.
affair or in the second um second term of his presidency so now she has rebuffed his uh advances for
marriage a handful of times he's now cheated on her incontrovertibly multiple times
there was a paula jones thing that was going on she's still just rolling merrily along they really
treated paula jones like shit paula jones gets a bad rap because she was just like some
like innocent lady that got seduced by Bill Clinton
and she was like by all accounts
a very nice person and then they
went big tea on her and they like the press just called her
like a hillbilly trash I forget who it was somebody said like
drag a $20 bill through a trailer park and you'll be surprised
would get stuck to it and they were essentially saying that she was
you know after money grab when she was actually like
she was physically and sexually assaulted by Bill Clinton
but that's that's where we get into the stuff that I'm like the Clinton family is they suck
ass they're just they're scummy pieces of which one of them is worse I actually think
I think Bill Clinton's loki idiot he's like a fool he's yeah fool yeah I like that way
because he's really smart he's an exceptionally smart guy oh yeah right but Bill Clinton is a very
very smart person I don't think he's capable of calculated terribleness I think all is
terribleness is just like like reptilian brain let me give you an example of his calculated
uh terribleness so bill clinton uh i want to say was the night that he got subpoenaed where he
gave the bad testimony where he essentially had to admit to having an improper affair it was
the day after one of those big events in the Lewinsky investigation where everybody was
talking about okay yeah Clinton got his dick sucked um
He then authorized two missile strikes overseas, and one of which was a soap factory that he ended up bombing.
And he did that because he was trying to just, like, it was literally the day after it happened.
He was trying to distract everybody.
But I don't think he is the one who orchestrated that.
I think he's an absolute puppet.
I think it was like someone in his cabinet, maybe even Hillary being like, how do we get this off the fucking, how do we get people stop talking about this?
we should bill order drone strike i mean order a missile strike i think it was bill i i don't think
it was like somebody i don't think hillary was like hey bill i know that you're in trouble because
you cheated on me and one of your interns was sucking your dick but i've got a great idea
to get you out of this jam so i was thinking about i don't think bill and hillary actually ever
had a love marriage i think it was just a calculated partnership and i think hillary was definitely
i think there it was just an open marriage for uh diplomatic necessity it could have been
Yeah, I don't, but still, I would, I would assume that part of that open marriage would be like,
yeah, don't get caught.
Yeah, don't have this on the news every night.
Yeah, but if they were doing it so much, you say they, do you got some, you got some Hillary tea to spill?
I bet Hillary, I mean, Hillary was definitely tracking a lot of, uh, suitors probably wanted to,
she was definitely, I could, I mean, the house of hard.
Do you have any tea though?
No, I do not have any exact tea, but soon as we get through, after we get through a lot of it,
I'm going to delve into the deepest Hillary Clinton conspiracy, including Huma
Aberdeen.
And I'm going to try to find the dark shit.
Yes.
Live.
Well, recording live, me doing it.
Live to take.
We're going to have to FBI pounding on a bar.
Yeah.
So if we get, who the hell?
It's Pete.
It's all, it's all business Pete.
Yeah.
I got Google Incognito up.
I got Duck, Duck, Go.
We're going deep, everybody.
Yeah, you better be on.
duck dog go because if you just google it you're not going to find any i know so yeah uh the missile
strikes one was on afa target in afghanistan where he was trying to take out alleged al qaeda
leadership didn't get anybody important on that one and then the other was on a uh what he said was a
chemical nerve gas factory in sudan turned out it was just a pharmaceutical place and all the
evidence they had was like a soil sample that was connecting um nerve gas to this place in sudan
which was a fucked up sample that they used
and so there was absolutely nothing that they got there
just killed innocent people like imagine if you had no idea
you're just going through your day to day
you're just like going to your work
and then just the US government blows up your shit
and you're just like what
like anywhere around the world that's not America
you could hypothetically be bombed
just because the US government thinks that there's something there
yeah no that's what happened
and yeah and then they
they never really apologize for that either but it's been proven that it was it was not
the target that they said it was and so like the timing of it was so so suspicious i'm sure that
he had his justification at the time so that he could say here's why we did it and here's
the evidence that points towards it but it was it was a million percent just to distract from
the fact that people were talking about his dick i also heard that he is infertile and
chelsea is not his daughter okay let's talk about it
it where'd you hear that i heard it from my buddy okay who's a marine from arkansas whose grandfather
was a you know who else is from arkansas clinton's bill clinton right so the room around town was
so he like room around town i'm taking care of all of billy's ghost words as he so he knew
his grandfather uh was bill he his grandfather either was bill clinton's urologes or knew bill clinton's urologist
and said that Bill Clinton was infertile
and, like, had, like, was infertile
and Chelsea's not Bill's daughter.
Have you looked at Chelsea Clark?
Yeah, she kind of looks like Bill.
I think she doesn't look like Bill.
I think she looks like Hillary.
I think I also think he got a straight son out there
until you see, buddy.
Oh, yeah, Danny Williams.
Yeah, man.
That's your crazy black dude.
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
From Arkansas.
Look at him, look him up.
See the similarities.
So the tabloid magazine, The Star Commissioned a paternity test to prove whether or not this guy was Clinton's biological son.
And then they say that they debunked it.
It's unproven.
It's an unproven claim.
But he does claim to be Bill Clinton's son.
Here's what I'll say that Bill Clinton is a smart guy.
If you've ever driven through Hope, Arkansas, which is where he's from,
it's like the smallest, poorest, most depressing town that I've ever been through.
I had Sonic there one time.
I used to take that highway back and forth when I was going from, like, D.C. to Austin.
And so I've been through Hope like three or four times.
And it's, it is not a good place at all.
And to think that like just a poor dude that was born here ended up becoming present,
you have to be very smart to be able to do that.
I think Bill Clinton is a very smart guy.
But also, I feel like people find someone.
like that who have a story and know they're electable and then just use them as a puppet when was the
last time somebody that grew up dirt poor got picked out to be like a puppet for something though
i feel like usually that's exactly how tons of like people with inspiring stories because that like
that that's how you get elected like i started from nothing his but his story was like he grew up dirt
poor there are a lot of people that grow up dirt poor right but he to even get to the place where
you meet somebody that's like your story's inspiring i can make you into a politician coming from
where he came from you probably also have to be smart to get to that point i just think that he's
smart i don't think that he uses intelligence for the right things frequently but i think you
can't deny that he was smart i think a lot of positions that are uh assholes are are smart
like yeah not all of them is very smart yeah i think he's a smart dude i just think he's a dick um you have
to in order to like, who's Farrakhan?
Farrakhan got roasted
for saying
that Hitler was wickedly great,
right? And in a sense, I understand
what he's talking about. He's saying like in order to corral
people in that mass, like you have to have a
certain amount of greatness
in the context of
bad
intentions, but you still, that
is moving people in that way
is still a charm. You have to have
a charm on a certain wit about you. Yeah.
I'm looking at this Danny,
guy. You don't see it? I don't buy it. I don't buy it either, but it's funny as he'll be on his
bumper. So he's verified on Twitter, which is pretty funny. And every tweet he sends, it's just
like, so he posted a picture of his son. He says, my baby boy, hashtag Bill Clinton grandson.
Like, this is this guy's entire identity. I'm on it right now. Danny Williams verified. I'm the
son of the 42nd president of the United States, Bill Clinton. Hashtag Clinton kid.
Hashtag Bill Clinton's son.
That's his profile.
Now, there is somebody that I follow who follows Danny Williams.
I've got two, actually.
Oh, you got two?
Yeah.
So my one is Hank.
Yeah, Playboy Marty also follows.
Oh, Playboy, Marty does.
Yeah, Hank follows this guy.
I'm curious why.
And his pin tweet is a picture of him and Bill Clinton, obviously not together.
It's side by side.
And it says, even though you abandoned me and only took care of Chelsea, I still want to thank you for giving me life.
Happy Father's Day at Bill Clinton.
The facts.
Danny William.
Fuck.
I really don't see it.
Jesus.
Like, I thought it was going to be like a striking resemblance.
Guys, I'm going to FaceTime Hank again.
He owes me a FaceTime.
I send his profile.
I can't find it on Twitter.
It's at D-A-N-N-E-Y-U-Skor-Wiliams.
Some of the pages are funny.
Someone just has ultra-magnet in their bio.
Yeah, this is his whole life.
like his profile picture.
Hey, Hank.
Hey, you're on macrodosing.
All the macrodosians will be pumped to have you on.
Awesome.
I'm in a meeting.
Are you in a meeting?
Can I ask you a question?
Yes, please.
So we, through our episode, we landed on Bill Clinton's alleged son in Arkansas on Twitter,
Danny Williams.
And only one person that I follow follows him.
And it's you.
So I was curious to your mindset.
What have you learned about Danny Williams?
Dude, he looks exactly like Bill Clinton.
It's you and Playboy Marty.
Yeah, you and Playboy Marty both follow him.
So he does look a little bit like him.
I think I mean, I'm not like a big unfollow guy.
Like I'll follow someone for one reason and like I'll hear about it years later.
But I think I think when I found out about it, I was like, holy shit, the story's going to break.
One day it will though.
and you'll be an early adopter.
Yeah, yeah, I'll be right there.
I got my finger on the polls.
Okay, I'll let you get back to your big, important meeting.
All right, sweet.
All right, see it.
That was Hank.
Hank the hater.
Hank the hater, famous macrodosian, Hank.
So I would like for this to be true.
I don't think that it is.
That is a resemblance, though.
Yeah, there's a resemblance, yeah.
You can't say there's none big, too.
How big is he?
That makes a difference, because Bill Clinton's a big dude.
Isn't he like 6-3, 6-4?
He's pretty tall, yeah.
I really don't see it.
That's wild.
I kind of see it.
I see it, though.
But, like, I want to see what the mother looks like so I can subtract her.
Look at her Twitter header.
I want to subtract her features away from Bill Clinton.
You know what I'm saying?
Billy geneticist.
What if he was Hillary's son?
Secret son.
Secret son.
Yeah.
Obama's dad is the dad.
Look at the ears.
The ears are a big tell of genetic.
in also identifying people.
Big T, I'm curious to know
through your research,
have you come across anything
about Hillary smelling like sulfur?
Unsubstantiated reports.
Nothing you're going to find on Google.
Do we want to go into the deep, dark stuff that I found?
Well, in a second, because I, so,
so Bill's president, I just,
this is just a fun fact I learned.
She runs for Senate in 2000 in New York.
Do you know who her campaign manager was?
Humaviddy.
The arguably the only person worse to ever do it in politics.
Hmm.
I don't know.
Another famous New York politician.
I don't know.
Very recent.
Oh, AOC?
Yeah.
When she was 19.
Wait, no.
Maybe not even.
AOC would have been like nine.
Wait, what are we talking about?
I mean, Billy was seeing movies by himself.
AOC was running campaigns.
The look on Billy's face, though,
when he thought he might have uncovered like a dastardly web of democratic politics.
More disliked than AOC.
Of, no.
Nancy Polo, wait, recent?
Very recent.
Schumer.
Bill de Blasio.
Oh, that motherfucker.
Was her campaign manager in 2000.
Talk about two of the wotes teeming up.
I would, dude, I fucking hate Bill de Blas.
He's the worst to ever do it.
Warren Wilhelm Jr., by the way, is his actual man.
This a teed off?
Yeah.
Talk about it.
And I think it's like everyone who lived in New York City for the last however many years he was mayor off.
Yeah, I don't, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not a hip.
Why do we not like my guy?
He was just kind of a doofus and everybody's got a different reason to hate him.
Kills groundhogs.
Yeah, that's Billy's reason.
One of the just absolute dumbest people to ever live.
He killed Puxetani Phil.
Aaron, you should look up a picture of him when the nets were in the playoffs.
I literally had to pull that.
There we go.
That's what he wore.
Now, is there a picture of him without the shirt on?
Because he was wearing the jersey on bare skin.
That's kind of lit though.
Really?
Why don't we like that?
No, that's how he was trying to get hip with the youth.
As like a 60-year-old man.
He's a dweeby, but I mean...
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
He's a dweeep.
but also like his as a mayor he was horrific yeah he was not good the new york has not recovered
from his policies yeah what's his worst policy billy fucking he ate football he took away snow
days that's bad yeah i mean covid he dramatically mismanaged yeah i think killed the city
i think that's that's more on quomo dude every i think than it is on to blood
When he offered Shake Shack to people for getting a vaccine shot.
Yeah.
Well, it didn't work.
That's legit, though.
Shake Shack is bomb.
It's delicious.
I don't think we talk about how Shig Shack is.
Shake Shack is good.
Shake Shack is up there.
Oh, he stopped, he stopped the collection of trash during COVID.
And people had all these, this trash.
But his trash was getting picked up.
So what all the people did around his neighborhood was took their trash and they threw it onto his lawn.
Yeah.
That's pretty lit, actually.
Are you indicting yourself right now?
No, I'm just kidding.
So Hillary runs for Senate 2000 after JFK Jr's death in a plane crash, allegedly.
Right.
Still might be alive.
We don't know.
And then from there, everybody pretty much, you know, knows the story.
She became a senator.
See, this is the stuff that I'm pissed off about from when she's a senator, like stuff that she actually did and voted for.
The Iraq War.
The Iraq War.
Boom.
She was a hard yes on it.
And then like a lot of politicians try to do, they try to backtrack.
And in 2002, she voted for the authorization for the use of military force in Iraq.
And she said that she wanted to give George Bush the strongest possible position to lead our country in the United Nations or in war.
And she said that she only voted to authorize a war to show Saddam Hussein that the country was united,
that which is stupid as fuck
that's such a bad reason to do anything
is to be like she's
what she's saying is everyone else is doing it
but in reality I think she just
she thought that the Iraq war was a good idea
and then afterwards
she changed her stance
and said that she thought it was a vote
to put the inspectors back in
so she didn't realize that she was voting for the war
she thought that she was voting for more inspections
and then she said based on the facts
and assurances that I had the time
this was a good idea
which is just bullshit.
Anybody that says that
after, like,
she's been in politics
basically her whole life
and she didn't realize
that sometimes people
make shit up
if they want to go to war.
She's either dumb
or she's corrupt
or probably both.
So that,
that to me,
anyone that voted
like Joe Biden,
I'm pretty sure Biden
voted for the Iraq war as well.
Yes.
Fuck him.
Like, anybody that did that
is stupid as shit.
At the time,
anybody with two brain cells
to rub together we were saying like this is a bad idea don't start a war uh we're not going to
send people overseas it's not going to be as easy as you think it's going to be no one has a plan
for what's going to happen afterwards like people were saying all that before it happened it wasn't
just like retrospect retroactively saying there's protests yeah there were massive protests everybody
was saying it was bad idea so and especially how dumb do you be like i i could even give more of a
passed for Republicans at the time that voted for it because they their guy the president
was pushing for it and so they're you can always use the like party lines excuse you have to
be dumb as a sack of shit as a Democrat to authorize that like what what what was everybody
thinking back then I don't think they cared I think that's that's that's leftist
uh gripe with uh establishment Democrats is that they're they're with the military uh industrial
complex the school to pipeline a school to prison pipeline they they uphold those kind of
status quo's uh democrats war is profitable war is absolutely profitable for people who have
sorry yep uh and so i think i think we pretend like we don't like war but we're always in war
somewhere yep and then she also authorized for regime change in Libya didn't learn shit
after that and and gave the go ahead it was her recommendation to do that well she also said that
she was like paying paying other countries back for their support that they gave us in afghanistan
and so she's like well you know other the uk wants regime change over in libya france wants
it so uh you know they did us a solid back in 2001 so let's do this war for them too
Gaddafi wanted to establish a Middle Eastern Petro dollar and create an allegiance so that
they're I mean if you look at what Gaddafi did for his country like is Billy are you a
Gaddafi stand he wore some cool sunglasses he had an awesome look he's like he he knew what he
he had hellah hose we need a we need another like general slash president somewhere in the
world like a bad guy that just wears the military uniform with all the all his own metals and
ribbons and shit that he gets to make up that's a good look like say what you want about what he
did but bad guy as bad guy bad guy no bad guy but his fashion was incredible i did a deep dive into
some of his let uh some of his um laws he passed and like what he did for his people and
i don't know seems like someone was about to get rich from their natural
resources in their country and got offed.
Okay.
Talk about it.
There is some truth to like, if you want to get rich off your own resources, not let
multinational corporations and to take some of the profit from you, you're going to
piss off a lot of powerful people.
That's very true.
Also, I want to know how deep this alleged deep dive was that you went on with Gaddafi.
Could, uh, well, it was a couple TikToks.
Okay.
There we go.
There we go.
Uh, no.
Qaddafi
legislation
It was basically a lot
He got through his voting record
He said
Good Taffy
Legislation
So Kadafi
Are you saying
Qatofi?
Godafi
I wasn't sure
I was hearing it right
Either way
Yeah
It really
Yeah
It's K
It could be a Q
It could be a G
Wow
Okay
Seeing some G's
There's some Q's as well
Yeah I've always
He's heard
pronounce
He did
Okay, a couple of his forces committed serious international humanitarian rights violations.
Which is always fun to levy against other countries, but never fun to levy against ourselves.
But basically didn't let multinational corporations have access to the oil and then was very resistant to him and wanted to have his own people sort of receive it.
But he also...
He dabbled in genocide.
dabbled in it
I mean
yeah
there are a lot of bad people in the world
yeah he's not
he's not cracking anybody's top five
I mean he's
he's not putting up
CCP numbers
but
correct
um
do you guys want to hear
Hillary Clinton laughing about how
she got a child
and Lester off
um
what's the phrasing on that
what's the punctuation on that
just like hearing her laugh
yeah
well she
explains what she did.
She represented
she was a public defender
and represented a guy
I think it was when they lived in Arkansas
who was accused of
that. I don't know
what Billy's going to play. I haven't heard it.
I also have another recording. But I just
know the situation.
And in fairness
I believe she did ask to be removed
from the case, but she couldn't.
So I'm not sure what this is
but hit it all right let me pull it up uh there's some really tough client are you don't
haven't i have it right here are we sure this is real can we do can we do everybody's favorite
hillary sound bike because i have one i have it all i have one too yeah holy shit
a lie detector test
basically I don't know if he passed
he took a lie detective test I had him
but he took a lie detective test
I had him take a polygraph which he passed
which forever destroyed my faith in polygraphs
And then she started laughing about how she got him off through faking a polygraph.
So.
Okay.
I've got my sound clip.
Aaron, do you have yours?
I ask some quick Google search away.
I don't want to steal yours, though.
Is it with a multinational recording artist?
No.
Okay, but okay.
Here's mine.
This is Hillary Clinton in Selma, Alabama.
on the campaign trail
I don't feel no
ways tired
I come too far
What the fuck
A black church in Salma Alabama
What the fuck was there
Yeah that was Hillary Clinton
Doing her
African American voice
Let's run that back
You want to hear it again
Yeah
I don't feel no ways tired
I come too far
Hillary code switching?
Yeah, yeah, that's the code switching.
So I just remember it's not a Hillary soundbite,
but it was probably the most awkward political clip
I've ever witnessed in my entire life.
Mary J. Blige sings about the plight of black people in America
to Hillary Clinton, and it's just the most awkward things
that you could possibly sit there and watch it is so weird though so let's see if they're
at the end wait wait is it a gun is it a knife
That's Bruce Springsteen
That's a Bruce Springsteen song
American skin
No secret
My friend you can get killed just for living in
Your American skin
It's actually a good song
Hillary's rocking out to it
41 shots
I've never seen that
41 shots.
That was one with like shit in the background of ship.
Well,
watch the one with just them two.
Hillary's like,
looking in her eyes and just trying to vibe.
Like,
it's the funniest most awkward shit I've ever seen.
Mine is one of the greatest vines of all time.
It opens on a shot of a coozy on a can.
It says more like Chillerie Clinton.
Am I right?
That's what the coozy says.
And then she goes.
Quick little pause here.
I tried to post the show.
And it said the clip,
Big T played
is
it's copyrighted
so I can't
can't use it
it was really funny
if you look it up
I think it's Hillary
talking about
Cedar Rapids or something
whatever
sucks I can't put it in
but yeah
just imagine Hillary
saying I'm just chilling
and Cedar Rapids
all right
I still say that
twice a week
to this day
all right
now I have the audio
of Hillary Clinton
murdering and torturing a child.
That's Billy's favor.
Now we're getting to the good stuff.
Yeah.
So there's this connected to the Pizsgate conspiracy, which was from her emails, which had
ridiculous amounts of money being allocated to buying hot dogs and chickens, chicken and hot dogs,
which was the base of all of it.
Isn't that basically your diet, Billy?
I was going to say, as someone whose credit card statement, if I'm referring to myself,
probably has a lot of chicken and hot dogs on there.
I don't know that that's evidence that.
Right.
But to cater.
I hope that's not used against me.
To cater an event.
Especially from Billy, too.
Like, Billy, I imagine that Billy's diet is like 90% chicken and hot dogs.
So, no, but this is where it gets weird.
Would you, how much, how much do you look up, look up a catering cost for a hot dog,
uh, hot dog cart.
for about a hundred people
I'll tell you something though
I watched Aryan buy a hot dog last night
that shit costs $4.50 now thank you Joe
yeah but basically she was spending upwards
of like $100,000 on hot dogs
chicken and pizza
$100,000 yeah for one thing
for one event
and what was the event
just like some fundraisers for her and friends
but that's what it was based on I'm not saying that
but like there's just weird stuff
in the emails
but basically that caused the whole
Pizza Gate thing they thought that the pizza place
that they were giving
Yeah they thought that the pizza place
Where they were giving all that money
Was like they were having parties
Pizza parties there for $200,000
To rent out for the night
We should yeah
Yeah but people aren't talking about Pizza Gate anymore
That was hot for a year
A guy showed up with a gun to the Pizza Gate place
And we're just like let the kids out
Did he fire a shot?
Yeah he started firing
he was like let the kids out right now listen if you believe the pizza gate conspiracy that's the
thing to do that guy's the only one who if you say you believe that there are hundreds of children
being raped in a pizza shop and you don't show up with a gun you then you're a horrible person exactly
that's what i was saying about alex jones in episode one which is either Alex Jones if he actually
believes all the shit that he says and especially the stuff about 9-11 and he's not
actively participating in a violent revolution he is a pussy he's a big capital p pussy but the thing is
he doesn't actually believe in all that stuff yeah so then in accordance to that there was a video
that's uh circulated on facebook um that claims that it's called like what is frazzle drip fake
hillary clinton video builds on pizs skate conspiracy basically uh there was a
A video apparently of Huma Abidine and Hillary Clinton sexually assaulting and murdering a young girl and they then cut off and wore the girl's face.
All right. So if I if I could give some notes on this video.
Politicians, celebrities and other lead figures are sexually abusing or consuming the remains of children often in satanic rituals to worship the god Mollock.
You got to go like with one of those three. You can't you can't dive right into like sexual.
assaulting, murdering, and wearing the face.
You just say like murder or sexually assaulted at first and see how that plays.
But I mean, can I get you to say that the Pizza Gate thing is not real?
Yeah.
No, it's not real.
Okay.
So then this thing on top of that was building off the thing that already wasn't real
with more stuff that's even more not real.
But how do we know that the video is not real?
Because I'm pretty sure that Hillary Clinton would be in jail.
would probably be on every news channel
there's a video of it.
Well, we've proven they're not going to put Hillary in jail.
In fairness, I don't believe this, but.
That's my question.
So, of the WikiLeaks that expose these emails,
I hear Republicans clamoring lock her up,
for what?
Is it for this shit?
deleting emails.
She was hosting her emails on a private server,
and there were a lot of them that went missing.
And you're not supposed to do that,
especially in her capacity as secretary of state.
That retroactively were deemed to have classified information on them.
Yeah.
So she's deleting stuff that has classified information?
Yeah.
And this wasn't like she was using a private email address.
Like she had a server.
I don't even know what a server is.
I ain't all that.
Something that a normal person would never need.
Gotcha.
And it was to store tens and tens of thousands of emails.
It was designed to keep all of her information that she had on that computer.
And they found these.
So they found some of them.
but others were completely deleted and we don't know the never know what was on them that's the thing
and so the ones that we did find what was on them really like there was some stuff on there with
like her communicating with CNN and stuff that uh people on the left could point to and be like
this is the dnc working with CNN there was some stuff on there that was uh then then got scooped up
by the pizza gate people it was like they keep talking about spirit cooking and all these weird
art installations and they keep using the code name of cheese like cheese pizza and that it really
means like nine-year-old boys.
So people just really followed a lot of signs that were there that were not necessarily
truthful.
And then actually a lot of people now that are big in media got famous by being the loudest
first people to talk about how Hillary Clinton was like keeping kids locked up in the basement
of the comet ping pong.
Well, what did come out of this was the Epstein case.
They've discovered that there were people going to, like, there was sexual abuse of children going on.
And there were many friends of Epstein's who were also supposedly implicated in Pizza Gate.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, the pedophiles got tied into it for sure.
But there was absolutely nothing going on at, uh, at comic ping pong.
It was just a fun place to hang out.
If you've ever been to D.C.,
coming ping pong was always fun.
But there was...
That was the shop?
Yeah, it was...
Oh, so it was a known shop.
It was a pizza place.
But it was like a known pizza place.
Yeah, yeah, it was like pretty big.
Yeah.
And there was a kid named Seth Rich that was working...
I think he was working for Hillary or the D.N.
He worked for the D.N.C., I was working for the D.N.C.
And he was killed in a, in a robbery in D.C.
And then after his death, he was working for the D.
a bunch of people started saying
like Hillary had him killed because
he was the one that leaked the emails
to WikiLeaks and all
that stuff and he was just like a kid that was working
for the DNC they got murdered and his family
is fucking furious about it because all
these people in the media were like well he was the leaker
and he found out all the secrets about Hillary
his family's like no because
of the fact that people keep
bringing this up and kept giving
bad tips to the police department
it negatively impacted the
investigation of our son's murder
their son's murder, I don't think he's ever been caught.
Wow.
And so the family's, like, really pissed off at the people that tried to tie those in.
So there's, like, there's a lot of conspiracies about, about Hillary that go around that
aren't true.
And sometimes a lot, like, people see those.
And they're like, no, she's just the victim of a big smear campaign from the right.
And it's like, no, there's, there's plenty of bad stuff about Hillary on her own without having
to make stuff up about her.
Yeah, one of the things that I did want to bring up was, uh, or was you done?
And I don't want to cut anybody else.
Yeah, Billy, did you ever?
anything else? I mean, do you want to listen to this recording?
No, I don't want to listen to the recording of a child getting murdered.
But I, we can't, we can't even put that in the pot.
Yeah, I don't even think that's the thing.
Oh, so then it's definitely, yeah.
Dude, YouTube will take this episode down if I mentioned three Chi.
That's facts.
I know.
I'd like to drive away from that.
Yeah.
Yeah, just, all by Avery.
That's why Avery's a great producer.
I just had never found the, like, everyone talks about this video.
Why are you looking for a video of a child being murdered?
No, I'm not.
I just, it's definitely fake, right?
So I just want to see.
I don't know.
You were literally talking to us yesterday as if it was like the word of God.
But even, but even if it wasn't like, you want to see a fake video of a child being murdered?
Let me see your emails, Billy.
You know what?
Cut this part.
This is so bad.
This is bad, Billy.
Here's terrible.
Here's the thing about, about Hillary is like she's,
in the whole email thing
she definitely had some bad stuff on there
like who deletes that many emails
I mean tell me yeah because I don't know
I can never cared enough to look into
but we never will never know what was on there
so it's like impossible they found some stuff
I don't remember exactly what but it was classified
information that should that was not supposed to be hosted
that might be one of my biggest pet peeves about our government
and the agencies that investigate them is like it
when some juicy shit come out redacted
redacted yeah just let
the shit fly if you're going then don't tell us anything then yeah silly oh here you go billy so um
the frazzled drip thing that video that you're talking about yeah um marjorie taylor
green is a big proponent of that so she she commented on a uh facebook post about this and green
said this is this was another Hillary hit so you're going to get into the
body count. She said, I post things sometimes to see who knows things. Most the time, people
don't. I'm glad to see your comment. I've decided it's time to start doing a lot more videos and
engage further in the fight. Most people honestly don't know so much. The MSM disinformation warfare
has won for too long. So that's why she posted a video. I actually saw a tweet from her today or
yesterday. Do you think she runs? Do you follow her? No. Oh, hell no. I hate her. Do you think she runs her own
social media? I think so.
I don't think so, too.
I don't think any politician does except for Trump.
Well, so I would have said the same thing, but reading her tweets, I'm like, I think this is just her.
Really?
Yeah.
I think so.
Which is, she opens up the bird like all of us.
Yeah, yeah, I believe so.
I don't think that any politician should be on Twitter.
I think that it rewards and incentivizes the wrong type of behavior for elected officials to make
things more about themselves and start angling for their post-politics career or just really draw a lot of attention to themselves for bad reasons.
but if you do post on Twitter as a politician you should have to do it yourself it should have to come from your fingers to the bird there should be no director of communications it's your brain to the internet straight to the bird dog straight to the bird no filter all right so what I wanted to bring up was uh I don't I don't go too in depth in this because it can get a little deep but it's the day relationships with Haiti yeah and so like if it's it's
if you if you poke around people in Haiti
don't really fuck with the Clintons in general
a big reason
and this is tying to Hillary
there's bills shit but this is more about Hillary
is she was
Secretary of State
when there was that big earthquake
in Haiti yeah and so she was
ipso facto in charge of the funds and I think
they had let's see
13 billion was pledged
by international donors for Haiti's recovery
and the source of this is the Office of Special Envoy for Haiti.
What is the actual number?
9.6 of that went to the Haitian government.
36 million went to Haitian organizations and the rest went to non-Hatian organizations.
And while, to be fair, most people who critical,
criticized Hillary say that she was directly in charge of the funds. That's not entirely true.
But so 9%, only 9% of the entire stash went to Haitian people. And they say the bulk of it
went to UN agencies, international aid groups, private contractors, and donor countries
that own civilian and military agencies. They said, for example, the Pentagon billed the State
Department hundreds of millions of dollars for sending U.S. troops to hand out bottled water
and keep order on the streets of Haiti's ravaged capital so shit like that but like I said
she wasn't directly like making all the calls but if you're overseeing something like that there's
no way you let that much money it's got to be better than nine percent it's got to be better
than nine percent then yeah so to actually to this day people in in Haiti don't really fuck
with them that on top of all of this stuff that their foundation is is it's a litany of
list of shit like that in Haiti and so granted they've done good I look at it like
Like when people argue with me about Bill Gates, like he's done probably some shitty things,
but like his foundation has done a lot of good, like really a lot of good.
And I imagine this is the same.
I haven't looked into it, but I imagine they've done some pretty good things.
And then there's some shit that's just, you know, questionable.
It grease the wheels a little bit sometimes.
A little bit.
Yeah.
I remember seeing footage from Haiti of just like tons and tons of aid that was just at the port that couldn't be distributed.
do you know why i'm not sure but i just remember that was on cnn once
no it just has like a conglomeration of like
flashbacks little little factoids here in there well then this would be relevant
the limitless thing yeah and then and then she lost to don't trump yeah yeah well to
obama before that she was she was the golden boy twice oh absolutely and and and the funny
part about that part was like so when she was code switching um
Um, uh, she was, she was on that, uh, she didn't directly say anything racist, but she was
definitely leaning towards, um, Obama being Muslim.
Yeah.
She, she said something about, um, wearing garments from his, his, his home country or some
shit like that.
Yeah.
So I think one of her aides sent around the picture of Obama when it's like a famous
picture where he's dressed up.
I don't know the name of the outfit that he's wearing.
Right.
But it's like the, uh, the Indonesian formal wear.
Right.
And one of her aides sent that around and the implication.
was like is he as American as we think that he is and then there was another person that
there were two people that worked for that started talking about the birth or stuff and she never
said anything about that herself but she also did not do anything to stop it once it picked up
and they asked her one time about him being a Muslim and her answer was like I have no reason
to doubt that he is who he has said that he is so like ambiguous it was it was
like a lot like Bill like that's how Bill would have answered that question well she was also big on
the super predators thing yeah calling uh african american oh yeah yeah yeah yeah that's joe biden as well
yeah i mean all those people yeah clinton matter of fact the whole that the whole that whole
drug war um the mass incarceration um the it was a 1994 crime bill or three yeah the industrial
i mean they made i want to see the stakes of the industrial
So what are the industrial prison companies that own them?
Yeah.
I couldn't tell you off.
Because I think they're owned by a lot of equity firms.
Yeah.
And like probably are owned by a lot of politicians that pass those bills.
Uh, wouldn't surprise me at all.
I don't, I don't know that I've tough of my head.
You mean the, the equity firms control the politicians?
I don't think the politicians control.
I think equity firms.
No, no, the equity firms are like, if you pass this bill and increase incarceration,
we will build the prisons and get huge government contracts that,
you will benefit off get jobs for your constituents yeah and also they're very powerful when it
comes to lobbying equity firms have people all over like in every every walk of private business
that they lobby for so correctional populations between 1980 and 2013 increased 300% went from one
one one from one million to three million rapid expansion
of the U.S. inmate population has resulted in political influence and economic profits or
private prisons, but I don't know what are the companies called. There are a few. There was one
that used to, Big T, help me out on this. University of Central Florida, UCF, their stadium was
named after a company. They had to remove the name of the stadium because it was a private
prison company that named the stadium. The only one I remember is Bright House, which was recent.
That's a great name for a private prison company.
Like, I hear that.
I'm like, no, that was a communications company.
Okay.
I was going to say Bright House.
That sounds like the Betty Ford Clinic.
They're doing great stuff down there.
Private, I didn't know how much money there was in private probation companies.
Yeah, I mean, that's the goal of a lot of people privatized.
It was not UCF.
It was FAU.
FAU, excuse me.
Blake Bortles would never be attached to something like that.
Hang on.
what is one of them
geo group stadium named after the nation's second largest for profit prison operator
yeah that is the names of the companies that are so generic
are the like ones that have like the bad as shit because they don't want you to know what
they do so they're just like if your company has geo in it usually that's pretty bad
if your company has globe if you put the fucking word globe in the name of your company global
you have like you have black sites overseas you're torturing people you're probably murdering
at least like a umbrella umbrella group yeah umbrella is bad one too yeah what didn't they create
what did umbrella group do was that terminate or resident i don't know if you have um rock if rock is in
your name no i think stone stone stone or rock like yeah rock is bad yeah global stone like if i say
that my company is named Global Stone.
How many,
how many babies am I murdering?
Like,
I'm rich as fuck
if that's the name of my company.
We should create a corporation
and name it something.
The most sinister possible,
just so it can't be used
by someone actually doing bad.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah,
we'll take it from them.
We'll take it so that they can't get away with it.
We're taking the word globe back.
Let's,
how about this?
Globo, Jim.
Yeah, there you go.
How about,
we'll put it up
to our listeners. Can we give away
one of our new t-shirts?
Yeah. We've got fantastic new merch.
Again, go check it out. We've got a bunch
of macrodosing shirts. I'm
wearing the tank top right now.
Mad Dog was telling me how
it makes me, like it makes her realize
that I can bench more than Billy. It's not that it makes
me look like that, but now she realizes that.
No, now I know it's pure fat.
I am now going to cycle so
much trend that
it's going to be insane.
All right. And Avery's
wearing the 4th of July shirt, red, white and blue.
Also, keep buying so we can
do swim shorts.
Yeah, keep buying so we can do swim shorts.
And not for me, man, or for you.
We'll give away a shirt.
Also, the alien shirt's fantastic.
As far as right up here.
We should collab for the swimsuits.
With?
Water.
Her dogs, low key, yo.
I do want to say the USA Today had a great line
in 2013 when FAU
gave their naming rights to Geo Group.
Geo Group paid FAU a $6 million lump sum
to own naming rights to the stadium
for the next 12 years.
Welcome to Owl Kattraz.
That is good.
That's brilliant.
I like that.
So what we'll do is we'll give away a shirt
to whoever can tweet at us
with the best sinister-sounding corporation name.
Let's make them work a little harder,
plus a logo.
I don't know about that, Billy.
It's a T-shirt.
I know, but I want to, like,
The name is just like...
See, what you're doing now is you're discouraging people from replying with their names that they're going to have.
You've also automatically taken out 99% of the people who would do it.
We'll award bonus points if you happen to have a logo, but really what I'm looking...
Separate logo competition.
Two T-shirts.
What I'm really looking for here is the best evil-sounding generic corporation name.
The one that would make you run for the hills.
Hmm.
All real quick.
We haven't plugged it yet, though.
meddy want talking about a discord oh yeah we made a discord let's go discord is live and popping yeah so
um i'll i'll link it on our socials and everything um but arian's gonna stream in it
billy's gonna chit chat in it everyone's gonna chit chat in it um let me know if you have ideas
we already have like different channel or what is it different channels in it's like are they channels
in discord it's like i have no idea subsets of groups i'm new to discord so let me know what you
guys want to see on it but yeah i'm on discord all the time because i play valourine all day but um so
do we do we green like that that segment yet or no the segment about oh where we
what you bring the discord to the show what's your beef man he was in there with me oh oh
wait what the what what's going on here what are you guys free what i'm not just finish your
thought because i don't have no idea what you're about to say what billy what what what
What's the segment where you bring people from the Discord?
Somebody that has a problem with something that somebody said on the show.
We're going to let them live call.
Oh.
I thought you're Jack and Billy's list.
And we're going to let it.
What?
Billy invented Discord now.
Oh, shit.
My bet.
I'm so sorry.
First.
Sorry.
I'm going to keep giving them love.
We can't, we can't have a Discord because Billy has Discord now.
Never mind.
Discord can't.
Sorry, guys.
That was fun.
That was fun while lasted though.
Sheesh.
But yeah.
We do have a Discord.
Discord is.
I'm very defensive.
of my list.
All we're saying is like
we want to have a segment
on the show where like
if somebody had a problem
with somebody said
with something that somebody said
you know
we'll have a segment
where they can call in
and chat for like five minutes
it's like us reading our mean tweets
but now you can beef with us live
that's actually dope
oh so now you like it
Billy before you was ready
to cancel the whole shit
I just thought I thought
wait a minute
are you guys
look you guys have been gaslighting me
hold on a second
you guys have been gaslighting me
do we have the same thought
how long have you had your discord
like two months
no way before that
how long have you had it
three months
I let you tell it
I've been on discourse for like
three years though
I've been on discord since the start
pandemic got you three yeah
but yeah so new discord
I'll drop a link on our socials and stuff
but I'm gonna be hella active in there so I'll let you buy
come hang out with us
chit chat
chop it up chop it up
Chop it up.
I don't really know what you do on Discord.
Stream.
Yeah,
I was trying to explain Discord to Maddie.
And it's like it's not like a social media app.
It's just like a gathering place for like a community build type fill.
Right.
Like if you're in our dad chat or in our discussion group on Facebook, like it's like a deluxe version of that.
Yes, I guess the deluxe version where you can video chat in and shit like that.
And if you're not, now you can join it.
It's a deluxe version.
Deluxe.
I like that.
I like the sound of that a lot.
But yeah.
Promo, self-promo.
All right.
Do we want to do voicemails?
Is there anything else about Hillary we'd like to get in?
She was Secretary of State.
I talked about some of the bad stuff that she did when she was serving a secretary of state.
She was deposed for the Watergate, or not Watergate.
Let me be Devil's Advocate.
For Benghazi.
They didn't find anything on that.
I'll be devil's advocate because I don't, I don't think she's a likable person.
I think she's done a lot of abhorrent things.
But one thing that she did redact was, or retract, was.
was her and Bill's involvement in the 93 crime bill and the mass incarceration that ensued.
They, on her latest campaign trails, they took a responsibility for it and said that was, we fucked that up.
I mean, that doesn't get back all the lives that it ruined, but, you know, at least they own the shit.
Yeah.
So I can appreciate that at least.
It's better than not retracting it.
I would say doubling down.
She probably did it because she wanted more votes.
Oh, no, there's no question.
I didn't say if it was genuine, for sure.
But, I mean, at least, at least you acknowledge this shit.
Yeah.
All right.
And then she, um, she was Secretary of State for a while.
She killed Osama bin Laden.
And that's cool.
And Epstein.
And that's actually like, if, if she actually killed bin Laden and Epstein, like, that's a, that's a pretty good top two.
I didn't even matter.
Did she kill him or did Obama?
No, but she was in the room.
And she had to negotiate stuff for Pakistan.
It was.
it was on her watch kind of who do we need to do an episode on that that's a mickey mouse
cap what i don't think what is a mickey mouse i don't know like we talk about we talk about
mickey mouse uh like mickey mouse rings like cap is any like they capped them
oh i thought you say it was like too easy i didn't get it no i don't know i wouldn't give her
credit like no of course i'm doing it facetiously like just like she
probably didn't kill Jeffrey Epstein.
She was in the room watching when Osama bin Laden was killed.
It's pretty wild that he was in a gigantic compound next to their version of West Point,
and it took us 10 years.
That is wild, isn't it?
It's crazy.
Wait, so are you implying that she, like, knew where bin Laden was?
No, I'm saying it.
Well, she did.
She actually did know where bin Laden was, but probably in, like, the last week before he died.
Wait, so what are you implying?
I'm just saying she was
She's very good at killing people
She was in the room
Watching on the video screen with Obama
While the raid was conducted
No, I know that
But what is so as Secretary of State
What did she
Like this is a genuine question
Like what did she have
Like I guess to do with the bin Laden kidding
She not very much
She had to talk to Pakistan after the fact
And try to smooth things over
And be like hey sorry about
That whole like flying her help
planes or helicopters
into your airspace and then
killing somebody that lived there without telling
you or bad. But it was bin Laden so
but it. But so
it was bad look for Pakistan because one
he was in that building next to their
west point and then two it makes
Pakistan look like a bunch of little bitches
that we just basically temporarily
invaded their country with our military
killed the guy and then got out
yeah so she had to
try to smooth some of that over after the fact
Again, another question, does the Pakistan thing have anything to do with the Benghazi thing?
No, no.
Those are two separate things.
Two separate things.
Benghazi was...
I know what Benghazi...
I know what happened in Benghazi, but did that have to do with Bin Laden at any point?
No.
No, it's not.
Okay.
Wait, when was Benghazi before or after Bin Laden?
After.
2012, I think.
Charlie Daniels...
Never forgot.
Never forgot.
I think his account may still tweet that out every morning.
Does it really?
I think so.
Benghazi ain't going away.
So she got bin Laden, Epstein, Haitian president.
Just kidding.
Everybody.
And then as much shit as people talk about Donald Trump, she managed to lose an election to Donald Trump.
She caught a lot of shit, too, though.
A lot of shit she said came to fruition.
Seven hours ago, keeping Trump.
Charlie's Legacy Alive, Team CDB, Benghazi ain't going away.
Wait, so what's this?
Charlie Daniels, the country singer.
Right of Mount Julia, Tennessee.
He passed away, and every morning before he died, he would wake up and tweet,
Benghazi ain't going away.
Just as a reminder.
That Benghazi...
That Benghazi happened, but I think it's, like, the implication.
I don't want to imply anything that's not out of bounds,
but he did not like Hillary Clinton.
He was not a fan, and he was saying that she had something to do.
I thought that was the name of the...
Ambassador.
No, no.
It was Ambassador Stevens.
Yeah.
I think his name was Stevens.
He was killed at the Benghazi compound.
And there were some other soldiers that passed away.
I think like 12 people died.
In Benghazi.
In Benghazi, yeah.
Which is in Libya.
And so people blamed Hillary for that.
Because she could have sent help.
That was like her fault, though, wasn't it?
Well, it goes back to like the regime change that we were planning in Libya.
It was a domino effect of a lot of decisions to go in there.
And then she, the criticism was that she could have provided help faster than she actually did.
Yeah, give me, is this the spark note for us?
Give one to the spark notes right there.
I don't know enough about the facts of whether or not she was actually, like, derelict in her duty.
If she really fucked everything up, if there was anything nefarious that she did.
I don't know.
Well, no, they try to cover it up and said that the riots were caused by a video of the prophet Muhammad.
That was like sacrilegious and pissed off.
off a lot of the Muslim world when in reality, it was engineered.
Yeah, it did not have to do with that video.
So I remember the video, by the way, the video was so manufactured.
So they said that after the fact that that was the reason why.
Not the case at all.
She was deposed in front of Congress for a very long time.
And I think that they spent like years investigating her.
And the fact that they never charged her with anything leads me to believe that there wasn't
anything because if they had anything on her they would have they would have fucking thrown her in
prison immediately um so i don't think they were able to prove anything but i don't again i don't
know enough about what happened there the craziest thing is they made the anti-muslim video themselves
some who hillary yeah i think they actually because if you look at the video it looks like the
worst five of the ten yeah so the video didn't exist until they started making it it
They started pushing it.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Hillary did not, like, direct the video.
I know she didn't direct it, but they probably were like,
it's hot take there, PMT.
We need to make a video.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know enough about the facts there.
If her and Bill got divorced in when the whole Monica Lewinsky thing happened, what do you, like,
do you think any of this would have actually happened or do you think she would have just kind of faded away?
Yeah.
If she got that good dick after the divorce, I don't know.
Maybe she would just would have been.
but what's like found somebody falling in love gone like move to hawai i'm gonna i'm gonna say
something and i hope my mom isn't listening to this if bill clinton's dick could get
monica lewinski like how much better like what what is she going from there wait okay so
unpack that a little bit wait are you saying that bill clinton must have an amazing dick
that's what it sounds like or is it maybe a power thing it's a thousand percent a power thing
yeah i think it's a power thing i think he's just a criminally horny man
Yeah, like top, probably top three.
Wait, I think she never seen a picture of Monica.
You've never seen a picture Monica Lewinsky?
Back in the day.
Oh, she was cute.
If you're, if you're into that, yeah.
I mean, I don't think she's an ugly woman.
Okay, also I guess in her, in her scope of her life,
Bill Clinton's the best dick she's probably going to get.
He's powerful.
Hillary?
Yeah, he's powerful.
She likes to do.
She likes to, she likes to, she likes to, she like, have you seen Hillary?
Stick.
In what capacity?
You're talking about that her ass is back.
Yes, so that attracts a certain
demographic.
Go on, I guarantee she's
dabbled with the brus.
It would have been sick if
like she divorced Bill the second
that he got out of office. Next thing
you know, she's like on a yacht getting piped down
by Cisco.
Why is Cisco
Dude, Cisco
loves asses. Everyone knows that.
This is a dated reference.
Well, he was hot.
He made the thong song.
You know who probably hadn't seen women in a long time.
A lot of those workers at that place that she was at.
That's facts.
Oh, the slave workers.
That's facts.
I just don't know if the gardener was coming upstairs.
Like, I think she's a smart enough person to realize that.
It's one of the plots to life.
Have you seen life?
Yes.
Literally one of the plots of life.
Yeah.
They like think that they're looking at her or something like that.
Right.
She ends up having a baby
By one of the prison
Dudes was in prison
I need to watch that again
It's been we've been talking over Maddie
Especially for the
I'm sorry man
We're being sex as fuck
No I'm sorry I'm sorry Maddie
Not not that
But she was talking over me during
Yeah
Oh my god
I got huge of that I'm sorry
I don't go to fuck about this
Hey by the way
We take no Maddie's land
On the plaza all them comments
We're talking over Maddie
Let Maddie talk
No you're right
We cut everybody off
I'm sorry
If we if they would have gotten
divorced and she would have like faded
into oblivion like I think she would have like
withered up and died like I think this
is what keeps her like going
No that Drenachrome does
But she wouldn't have gotten the adrenachrome if she wasn't in the
public spot she was getting it back then
I think she's I think she's a
earlier more advanced version
of Pete Buttigieg's where
it's usually going to do whatever you can do
to stay in the political life
but very calculated
I think it's a calculator I think she's smarter shit
though. Yeah. I know she's not stupid. So I was going to ask she's she's obviously intelligent, right?
She went to Yale law school, this, then the other. Do you think she's smart? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think she's very
calculated. So, so here's, like, even though I disagree with her politically a lot. I disagree with a lot of
the decisions she make. I think she may have some racism in her in her body. Um, uh, when you listen to
her talk, she's very eloquent. She, she's very, um, she knows, uh, her policies. She knows, uh, her policies. She knows,
she knows what she's talking about.
I just think that we disagree on on how to get to a certain goal and in certain worldviews.
Like she's she's not a dumb person though.
No.
And especially like if she were to have been the first woman president, let's put aside politics for a second.
Like she wasn't like in my brain, she's not like a Trump personality of, um,
like she wants people to hate her
or like wants people to get like
incite something in them like
Trump I feel like got off
on like people not liking him kind of
that's part of his brand
right but I don't think she had that same
like fervor about her
I think she wants everybody to like her
which is what makes her unlike a hundred
percent yeah it presents its own set of problems
right because like when I so she was she was
2016 I was a senior in high school
and a girl still
and like there were worse things I could have thought of
than having Hillary Clinton as the first woman president
right I that's kind of what I was alluding to earlier
which is a lot of people wanted her to be present
so that we could have a woman in the White House also I think that's it's like
we just wanted a woman president and so we were going to take her
well I mean she has a long I feel like I'm banging for Hillary oh Jesus
I know I feel they too she has a long track record of being in politics
and understanding.
The thing that I respect about her is, like, she's very, like, politically savvy, right?
And so it's the thing that I didn't like about Trump, right?
What I didn't like about Trump was, like, if you wanted to have a policy conversation
with him, you weren't going to be able to have one, right?
So it's like, why implement that?
He would just deflect the question and talk about something else entirely.
Like, that's what I enjoyed about Obama as well.
He'll sit there and talk about the policies.
Now, the nuances, you know, and the ramifications of some of those policies.
they'll, they'll, you know, give their normal political speeches.
But she was very knowledgeable about policies.
And so when you talk about women in politics, I think the pool isn't that big, right?
And so when you have any kind of momentum behind one, I think you just go all in.
And I think that's what happened with Taylor.
So Mad Dogg fully supports Marjorie Taylor Green.
No, that is, I will interrupt you for that.
That is not true.
She can...
She's like a Q-in-on, John, ain't she?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're like to think I'm a Q-in-on John after this.
You kind of are.
No, I'm not.
I have to just denounce that.
There you go.
Billy denounce it.
I denounce.
I'm not Q-N-on.
You're not Q-N-on-in-on.
I just think it's funny.
I think the lore...
I am not cute.
I think the lore is funny.
Yeah, I think Billy just gets really into lore.
Yeah, I get into a lot of lore.
You do.
Get into a lot of lore.
Billy likes...
He likes the stories about it.
If, yeah, I'm a big fan.
I loved fantasy books, but and I sort of confirmed, Miss Billy said that as well.
Yeah.
I snapped that.
Like, when we were talking about the video, like it snapped out of my head, like, oh, this isn't like, this is like a real thing.
It's not like some fan thing, like fan fiction type thing.
Yeah.
Yeah, you can appreciate it as fan fiction to a certain extent and be like, this is crazy that they've made up this, like, story that Hillary and her top aide.
Yeah.
Like killed and then filleted.
a child and then wore their skin as a mask like that's until so when someone someone shows up with a gun
yeah and it's like let out the children yeah in real life and it's like I'm going to shoot this
place up then then it becomes an issue now can you charge that man if he actually thought that was
happening yes yeah 100% but like for example if I like people have tried to assassinate presidents
for crazy reasons and then get out of jail yeah Hinkley's out you saw he's yeah but like we didn't kill him
just try that's crazy believe i i have a teed off
let's go
attempted murder
should not be a lesser charge than murder
you should not get fewer years in prison for not succeeding
yeah you should be charged with shitty murder
and it's the same sentence
bad at murder as as time show bob put it on the
on the simpsons do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry
right and you
and especially on a president
you try to shoot the president
death jail forever
yeah death i mean i i guess you could
you could definitely make the argument like that there shouldn't be a difference
between whether or not you were able to hold up because the intention was there
you know i can't yeah i can't agree with that for the sum of effect i i believe that's
why our recidivism rate is so high in our prisons is because we don't think that people
can't change as soon as you commit a crime
well i'm not saying you can't change i mean
I'm saying, if you have the intent to kill someone and you shoot them and they just don't die, like there shouldn't be a difference in charge from had they died or had they not died, you were trying to kill them.
I think they should because let's say, so if, so are you then insinuating that, that if, well, the consequences are different, right?
So then if let's say I attempt to shoot somebody and then I spend a less amount of time in jail, four or five years, whatever it would be, right?
And I had that time to really reflect and learn about who I am and realize the damage that I could have done.
And that could possibly change my life for the better.
I mean, you could say the same thing if you killed somebody and you realized the damage that you did.
A thousand percent.
But that those are the consequences of your actions that you're going to have to pay for for the rest of your life more than likely.
But if you don't kill him, you can reflect on how that could have happened and how that person's life could have changed.
Everybody around that person's life in your life is.
well. And so now it's like, I think it gives you an opportunity to grow as a human. That's just me
being Christ-like, actually. Oh, wow. Interesting. I don't know. You try to shoot the president,
though, jail forever. I don't know. I understand. I understand what you're saying. Like,
why is there a different charge? I get the intent is the same. Yeah, I get that. I'm not saying
it's irrational thought. I'm just saying I also we don't have to worry about that because she never became
president you know what's hilarious oh i love what if what if we bring back hillary please i'm
begging i'm begging listen to stop the steal the democrats are are so dumb that they might do that
you know what yeah it'd be like hillary and then george w bush as a show of solidarity as her vice
president i love how they choose everybody chooses the vice president that's like worse than anybody
like to protect the president like you choose mike pence so it's like oh you shoot me you're
Mike Pence and he's taking away abortion.
Or it's like if you like
you shoot Biden, you're getting
Kamala Harris.
It's like an insurance policy.
Yeah. So just like choose.
That's why I think that's funny.
That's what Chris Rock actually said that.
He said that.
He said, what did he say?
I'm a butcher.
But it was something like that. He's like, I'm not going to be the first
nigga president. He said, but if I do, I'm going to make
sure I have a black running mate.
So a little policy insurance.
do we want to do voice mails
how long we've been going today
we're at
let me do math
almost three hours
I didn't get any voicemails already
I'm going to fake some voicemails
All right
voicemails from Billy
Hello
This is Vladimir
This is Vladimir from Russia
A question for the whole crew
By the way
You're all looking
you're all looking handsome
Madeline
Aryan looking gorgeous
fucking this up
my question to the podcast
is what do you think
of Russia
Love it
Thanks Vlad
Love it
Love the people
Hate the government
Not gonna lie
Never crosses my mind
I actually want to go to Russia
Yeah so every time
Russia's done an exceptionally bad job
Of branding themselves
It's cold though
They gotta have some
That's what I'm saying
Like all I think about
And cool buildings
They got some warm water
They finally got some warm water ports
In Crimea
Yeah
Yeah like there have to be beaches right
Like yeah
Sochi probably has some nice places
On the Caspian Sea
Or the Black Sea
I forget where Soci is shit
I think it's on the Black Sea
I should know
I fly over it all the
So I'm on a flight simulator.
Damn, I'm really exposed myself here.
So I've been doing a lot more research into Russia with like, you know, everything that's
happening in Ukraine.
At least three TikToks have been viewed by Billy.
But it is a very multi-ethnic country.
Like it's not like it's not Vladimir Drago.
It's by Asia.
Yeah.
So it has a lot of Asian influence.
And I met when I was out in Las Vegas with Beval, the guy who beat Canelo.
like hearing about the different Soviet satellite states and meeting all of his friends.
It was like, whoa, like they're a very, they're a multicultural nation that seemingly gets along.
Huh.
I'm going to, they don't have like any of the like, uh, like racial divides or I talk to.
America has a, does a great job of branding America as the greatest country on earth.
And so we view every other country on earth as inferior. And so whether it's the countries
in Africa we all think are just villages in huts or the countries in Russia we all think
are just the dudes with the hats or the boxer from Rocky like they we just do a great job
of branding in America that everything every place is shitty but like it's human beings trying
to survive and exist in a in a dope way like in their way having a good time yeah billy um
I'm gonna throw a flag real quick you just said that like they they all get along like Russia
gets along with all of its satellite states oh no no within the country if they are
part of Russia.
You should do a little bit more research into that, though.
A couple more TikToks, though.
Why?
Because they've dealt with some stuff.
Like what's that one way?
There's some like separatist movements, civil wars, apartment bombings, stuff you could.
Watch two more TikTok.
Honestly, I'm just listening to people who I met recently.
Okay.
Yeah.
No, that's a good description of like where, where Billy gets most of his knowledge from.
Like I met these Albanian dudes that were drunk as shit.
Dude, Albanians are like violent.
no dude the albanian mob is yeah no you're you're right about that they've totally replaced the
italian mob i don't know if totally like they own like like a lot of italian restaurants are owned by
albanian yeah i i think at the the heart of what you get into is that like albania does
have some some ruthless criminals and also historically they are insane fighters they like their
stories of them like what do they run like what are they running match uh
mattress places like that's they mob is for mattresses they mobbing for mattresses i find this
hard to believe like like most mobs is like it's it's drugs right like i'm saying like what is their
what is their resource that they're trying to the crime of like hit men oh so it's like okay
blood laundering blood money okay just like all sorts of ventures i'm gonna put you on a test right now
okay how many russian satellite states can you name like
members of the former USSR that are now that are now sovereign countries yeah uh Kyrgyzstan uh Kyrgyzstan
Kazakhstan uh Georgia uh Belarus um Ukraine that's five uh Lithuania
Croatia Croatia no no not Croatia Czechsovakia no Latvia actually Czechosvakia I
I don't know where they stood after World War II.
I know that they were a communist country.
I don't think Czechoslovak is a part of them.
But can you count those Soviet states?
No, Czechoslovak is not.
No, I'm going to say no.
It's not.
So was that eight?
Sure.
I think Mongolia.
Did I say Mongolia?
Yeah, Mongolia.
Or they were a Soviet country separate to,
they believed in Soviet communists.
They were not in the USSR, though.
Yeah, but they have statues.
You're missing your chicken guy.
Oh, the Uzbeks, the homies, yeah.
Yeah, Uzbekistan, Daghistan, which I think is actually in Russia.
This is all, I don't know, I've done nothing.
I know nothing about Russia.
Armenia?
I don't believe so.
Azerbaijan?
I don't know about that one either.
Why, what are you?
I'm just curious.
I want to see how long you can go on that.
you missed out on on two of the baltic states you got lithuania oh oh oh uh uh the baltics um
yes yes uh uh not doing this in a russian accent was a mess it was that architecture really
estonian latvia oh no i said latvia oh then you missed lithuania no i said lithuania i said
persingas oh because that's what was in my head because porzengis got to a fight at a club with
with a bunch of Russians because they were celebrating the invasion of Lithuania.
Estonia.
I said Estonia.
No.
Or is that the one?
Okay.
Yeah, that's all I know.
That's a good amount.
Why?
You did well.
I was curious.
I couldn't name one of them things, man.
Now let's do the Balkan states.
Okay, no, I think we've put on a tweet for a Hillary Q&A.
There are a really good ones.
Okay.
Let's go.
Okay.
It's on the, I think I said to the chat.
I have one right off the bat that I really like
If you could have her and two other people in a room together at the same time
And they have to tell the truth
Which two people would you pick and what would be discussed
That's a good question
Trump would be one
Epstein
He's dead
Are we doing dead?
He's not dead
You're gonna be dead fuck it
Trump and Epstein
Yep
I like that
Oh here's a good one
What would it take for Big T to smash
Would Billy Snagelry Clinton in her prime?
Her money.
All of her money.
Yeah.
How much we're talking here?
I think that's...
She worth like over $200 million.
There's no way.
It has to be.
That's Big T committing attempted prostitution,
which should have the same penalty as prostitution.
No, it's not.
Yeah, you're saying that you would do it.
Our net worth is $120 million.
Wow.
And that's just on the books, brother.
Yeah.
Putin's supposed to be the richest man in the world.
Yep
I liked the
Fuck Mary Kill with
Hillary, Bill and Monica
You have to marry Monica
I would marry
No I'd marry Bill
You'd kill Bill
Not man
Just for the name
You marry Bill Clinton
Then you become
Senator
Eventually president
You're not actually
On the wrong track there
Yeah
You marry Bill Clinton in that scenario
And then you don't have to
Fuck Hillary
Which is nice
I don't know bro
Did you see the group chat
She's thick, man
Well, back in the day
though
That what I'm saying
What are we doing now?
What's your KD would
Hillary Clinton in her
What do you think her breath
Smells like?
Sulfur
Sulfur
Sulfur
Under murders
The Kare
Ordered
Three and a half
I mean she definitely didn't do them
She couldn't get it out
And sneak around
With that dump truck
What do you
guys think about Huma
Aberdeen being vice chair of her
2016 campaign and that is Anthony
Wiener's wife. Yeah, I mean
Anthony Wiener is definitely a petto.
Hillary has a history
of, it seems, compiling
some of the worst and most incompetent
people to ever do their jobs to run
her campaigns. Except the ones that she gets
to kill people.
Right. We still haven't introduced
any allegations of her murdering anybody.
Yeah, like, let me, I start reading
the, you can't just read
names.
The Haitian president, they think that, so like, they think they killed the Haitian
president because he was catching on to like her abducting children in Haiti through
the charity.
I don't know about Bill Gates.
I don't know about that he didn't want the vaccines to come in.
That's the whole thing.
I don't know about the whole abducting.
I think that like if you look at Haiti as a whole in terms of where they rank on the
corruption index, Haiti is like the most.
corrupt country in the world.
And so there's probably plenty of people that would want to kill the president there.
No shortage.
Like, what's it for Hillary?
If she's abducting, do you think that Hillary is a petto?
Like, do you think that Hillary is like, I can't, I can't wait to get these kids?
Like Anthony Weiner, I think there's more lore that Billy's going.
Yeah, that was, no, that's why I'm saying it.
You could definitely say like Clinton flying on Epstein's plane.
We already know that that Clinton is a criminally horny person.
he probably did some fucked up stuff
with girls who were most likely underage
No, I'm just reading
I'm literally reading the Clinton body count
Watt like the
I'm not saying it myself
It's like Joe Vinal
Moise
Haitian president
Followers of the QAnon
Confucius theory
I don't think Hillary's killing anybody man
I'm just gonna be honest
I don't think I don't think
Seth Rich
Yeah we talked about Seth Rich
and how fucked up that was for his family
Okay
I don't get
And by the way
By the way
Everybody that talked about
Seth Rich
All the people
All the news organizations
That like brought him up
Being like what happened
To him was Hillary
Like they insinuated
That Hillary was involved
With his murder
All those organizations
Have had to issue
Themselves
Legal retractions
Admitting that he had nothing to do with it
So even the people that told you
That he might be involved
They have said he has nothing to do with it
Now it's just like gone wild
You asked for the action
I'm just reading the list.
Okay.
I'm just curious if she, if you guys actually think that she murdered.
Christopher Sign broke the news of a meeting on June 27th, 2016 on the Phoenix Sky,
Harvard Tarmac between President Bill Clinton, then Attorney General Loretta Lynch.
The timing of the meeting happened during the 2016 presidential election when she was under scrutiny for how she handled the emails.
Sign was found dead in his Alabama home on June 12, 2021.
His death is being investigated as a suicide.
Um, fuck Mary Kill.
Mary Mohan
They said specifically for Big T
but I think you all can answer it.
AOC, Pelosi, and Hillary.
I think it's Big T.
Well, so they all have
terrible, like, ideas
and they're bad people. So marrying it
doesn't really matter. So you have to
go with the most attractive one, which is
AOC. So you marry
her, yeah.
I think you got to fuck Hillary because she's
thick. Low key thick and then
looking like high key. I'm not.
I'm not sure that Pelosi is capable of dying, but you do your best, I guess.
That's exactly how I'd do it.
I think that's the only answer.
Yeah.
Frank Fleming replied, how many bodies?
Frank the tank.
How many bodies?
I would love for somebody to tell me, like, who they think that Hillary has actually killed.
There's a lot of, like, names around the Clintons, for sure.
Like, Vince Foster got brought up.
That was, that was a little bit weird, what happened to him.
But I don't think that there was...
Whenever Danny Williams dies, he'll get added to the list.
Oh, for sure.
I just don't know, like, is there any kernel of truth that is around any of these
that isn't just, like, isn't a coincidence that all these people have died.
I think it's actually kind of like, I don't know the word for it, but it's just like,
what you do
say you don't like Hillary right
but when you actually dig into it
she's just a regular ass politician
that's done some shady shit
and like I don't think she's killing anybody right
she sucks for normal reasons
yeah but normal politician reasons
I was to say normal politician reasons
normal us reasons
yeah I think
yeah I think she's just the regular
run of the mill
the wiener stuff is like
concerning but like we probably
I don't know like she
she was close with Wiener
Huma was married to Wiener
Huma has been like her right hand lady
for a very long time
and so this might be Hillary again like not
having a bad decision when it comes to who she stands
by and who she doesn't
could be I just don't see anything like
I mean do you
it's just weird how she's surrounded by like
I mean like
I think I'm just going to say what you're is
Yeah. Like how many pedophiles, like, how many pedophiles can there be?
How many pedophiles do you guys know? And I don't know any.
Well, they don't, you don't know that they're pedophiles. That's the thing about pedophiles.
You don't know. Like, so this is, I've, I've always thought about this, right? Because not
making love to children is like a relatively new thing for humans, right? So if you look back in, if you look back in all of our kingdoms, all of our everything, pedophilia was what it was.
Like in the Shakespearean days, like all, it's a relatively new thing to be like,
yo, that's bad.
Now, I agree with that assessment, right?
I agree with that assessment.
But for the longstanding lineage of human beings, horniness supersedes any kind of morality, right?
So when you look at who comes out to be a pedophile, it's a lot of people.
It's not like some small, a lot.
Child trafficking is like one of the biggest businesses in the world, right?
A lot of people enjoy this shit, right?
So you never know who it is, right?
So you probably do no one, but they'll never say it because it's so, as it should be, it's taboo as fuck.
But it's like it's, it's something that's that's that's in the closet and it will be in the closet because there's no how where do you, where do you go to say I'm a pedophile?
I need help.
Like where do you go?
Yeah, I don't know.
that's actually like a question I've never thought of before yeah I got I got some shit on
it for a podcast everybody's called me a pedophile sympathizer but it's like I'm just an
empathy human being like I have an urge I love older women like it's a thing you're the opposite
you're as far from a pedophile exactly exactly I just it's what I can't I can't control that
that's what I'm attracted to right and so I can relate to having an attraction right I can't
relate to theirs but I can relate to having an attraction now I'm not
Now, my specific attraction doesn't harm anybody.
There's does.
Now, if they're a good human being, but they still have that desire, where do they go to try to rid themselves of this desire?
Because our desires as human beings absolutely drive us, right?
Yeah.
So where do they go?
I can empathize with somebody who's trying to be good in that situation.
And I know it's one of the worst crimes that there is.
And I'll probably get shit for saying this again.
But it's, I think it's a problem that we have to address as a society.
But do you think anybody's natural, like, do you think they're born like that?
Yeah.
I think that they're like chemical imbalances in brains that make them more prone to antisocial behavior and things like that.
Yeah.
And so.
I think things can happen to people as well at when their kids.
I think that's, I think that's a possibility as well.
But those people have a place to go instead of like talk about trauma.
Yeah.
Before it happens.
Yeah.
Yeah, they do.
Yeah.
But I'm talking about more so the desire.
That's what you're attracted to.
I kind of think that, like, I don't think it's, like, a sexual orientation thing, though.
I think it's like a, it's a, they argue that it is, though, when you talk to them.
Yeah.
I haven't talked to them.
Well, I've never talked to them.
I've read their, like the back, I've read the back and forth.
Yeah, like, but I think it, it's one of those things where it comes from past trauma, like as a child, like as a child yourself, that, that again, like Billy said, can be stopped or treated before it becomes an illegal crime.
I do think it's a thing, right?
But I think if we were to operate on that premise that we can do minority report for pedophilia,
then that we would have to excuse the entirety of human history about how prevalent it was.
Yeah.
It was so prevalent.
But yeah, I mean, if you look in our, some of our religious texts, like, it's prevalent in our religious texts.
Yeah.
So what it in the Bible, in the Quran.
If somebody like went to.
a psychiatrist
and was like, hey,
I've got this attraction and
I want to stop it.
Like, that psychiatrist, are they
obligated to, like, turn you in?
I don't know that. I don't know how that works.
I think if,
if you've acted upon it and you're admitting it, then yes.
Then yes.
I don't, if they go in there and say,
I'm having thoughts, I'm
I don't think that they can't.
Then they just send you to seminary school.
They're like, I don't know what seminary school.
You become a priest.
that's where they go
I'm actually totally fine
No sex at all
I'm actually totally fine
that like we have just one group of people
that's totally oppressed
I know we're not supposed to oppress minorities
but if we're gonna just do one
they kind of deserve it
yeah I wouldn't consider them a minority
I would be like that's just
yeah criminals
criminals yeah
and again I really understand both sides
of this coin like I really understand
people who are like
fuck you your piece of shit for even trying to
to defend them i understand what you're coming from bro but i also understand like if some like i just
just i guess it's the humanitarian in me if somebody is wants to be a good human being but they have
that desire there's nothing for them i think and i i don't know i'm i'm trying to empathize with the
but i think that's a little because the thing is like for example weiner a lot of these people
are found in positions of power because i think it's more of a power thing that it is an attraction
i agree i agree because it's like you can do
because you can get away with doing that.
I agree.
But you have the desire to hold that power.
Yeah,
but that's,
but those are the same.
And the fact,
I think there's a lot of them
who become politics,
politicians,
because they seek out that power.
I also don't think you're like,
it's not like you're excusing their behaviors.
No,
fuck no.
But you're just saying like,
I got four kids,
bro.
I will go to jail if I found that that happens.
I will be in there for life.
Yeah,
but.
And it's going to be one of those,
I forget what that movie,
with Jamie Fox and the dude from 300 was um law abiding civil law buys it's gonna be one of those
situations you're gonna be you go I'm gonna I'm not gonna kill you right away I am going to
you're gonna every limb's gonna get chopped off I'm gonna dead serious about that mm-hmm if that
happens one of my kids no no expense will be spared all right we got any other questions
about Hillary um here's one we got to her haircut I think that I think that is 30%
of the pie graph of why people don't like her
if she had like long hair
yeah she has like a Karen hair cut
bro and it's just bad
yeah and the she got the shoulder pads
in the suit too it's just it's a bad look
you don't even give off the and that's
I'm into older women you don't even give off the older
woman vibes like you're trying to get it you
you give off like you know
I want to leave bingo tonight vibes
yeah grow it out
grow out Hillary come on
um okay so this is someone
who I'm assuming is
close to like billy me avery's age did she go into hiding during bill's post monica trial
slash hearings and everything or did she have to come out to publicly defend him to the press
wasn't around back then but it had to be a pretty wild situation to be the first lady in that
mayhem it was very wild yeah yeah she didn't she didn't like come out and like say she didn't
give a speech or anything didn't she defend him she yeah she was always standing behind him
at all the press conferences and they did a uh they did a couple of
sit down interviews together
she was very she was definitely like stand by your man
yeah she she wasn't hiding
or anything like that she was very
I imagine that she was very embarrassed
with what was going on
even if even if it was untrue
which I think we've learned that it's probably not
the case like it's just embarrassing
Monica Lewis was very it was very
oh that happened yeah oh yeah like he put a cigar
into his intern's vagina
and there was
there was a lot that's so fucked up
she could get like cancer
like smoking
like she could get vagina cancer
like what if she had quefed
and she inhaled
yeah
that's the fucked up part billy
is that like she could
like he made her smoke
out of her vagina
every time I hear that I'm just like
just like what the fuck
you know it's fucked up for a lot of reasons
it's the first time I've heard is
that's not supposed to be there
she could have gotten an infection for sure
and then so after
he was done with her he like shipped her off
made her work in some far-off office that she never wanted to work in.
He stopped taking her calls, treated her like shit.
He definitely, he emotionally manipulated her big time.
He knew exactly what he was doing.
He was a real piece of shit, like utter scumbag.
How did they find out?
It came out through the Star Report, and it happened through Linda Tripp, which is a lady.
There were like whispers about Monica before, but there was a lady that worked, she used to work
for Vince Foster, actually.
She was...
No relation.
She was his secretary.
Not you're not related to Vince Foster?
Not that I know of.
So she, Linda Tripp...
Family probably owned mine back in the day ago.
Maybe.
I think it was from the South, for sure.
Probably.
So she, Linda Tripp worked for Vince Foster as his secretary.
Then she got moved out of that office after he committed suicide, allegedly.
And he found, she found herself in the Pentagon working with...
With Monica, who just got moved there from the White House, they became friends.
Monica opened up to Linda Tripp about it.
Linda Tripp hated Bill Clinton.
And then she started recording all their conversations because Linda Tripp was an absolute psycho too.
I didn't know this.
I thought Monica came out.
No, no shit.
Monica didn't want anything out at all.
Oh, wow.
Monica was an emotional mess.
Yeah, that fucked up her life.
She was like also kind of in love with Bill Clinton.
Oh.
And she was like, she got.
You know a lot about this, yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, it's one of the more fascinating things
that ever happened in American politics
It's like, we impeached a president for getting head
But there was like a
There's a lot more that went into where he was like a total, total scumbat
And so she thought Linda was her friend
And she started telling like she let Linda into her life slowly
They became friends and Linda would just record all their conversations
That's where is this chick at now?
Linda Tripp, she's dead
Damn, how's she died
I don't know probably Hillary
is very, yeah.
Here you go,
the plot thickens again.
Linda Woodtrip was also like
probably 80 years old
and smoke cigarettes for like 75
of those years.
I don't know of a vagina.
Yeah.
So yeah, bad,
Bill Clinton, bad guy.
Hillary Clinton, bad gal.
Family, bad family.
What they,
what are they, what do they,
what do they, they're siblings?
Children.
Children, like.
Chelsea?
Chelsea, I think Chelsea's a globalist.
Chelsea's globalist.
Epstein was at her wedding, I think.
Really?
Yeah.
I mean, you combine two of the woats
into one person.
It's not a shock.
She's also one of the votes.
I don't think she's as voted as them, though.
I know nothing about Chelsea.
Yeah, I don't, I think she's worked in,
I don't know if she's been in government or not.
She might have been in private sector.
Listening to her speak makes my skin crawl.
Chelsea?
Yeah.
You really hate.
She's got terrible voice.
He hates the Clintons.
Yeah, you hate them.
I hate her more than either of the other two.
why Chelsea yeah I like I said like listening to her speak makes me like physically
what's she do but give me some trash give me something that Chelsea did that you just absolutely
I don't even think she's like she works with like the Clinton foundation and shit so I don't
think it's even like anything she's done I just find her generally detestable
which makes sense given her parents it's not necessarily her fault
you have no reason to like is there anyone that you can talk to if you're if you find yourself
and you're the child of the Clintons,
can you go to like a...
It's a tough break.
I'm not blaming her.
Yeah.
I've got all these bad thoughts
just about how to fuck with Big Tea.
Can you get them out of my head, please?
How much would it take for Chelsea Clinton
for you to marry Chelsea Clinton?
Dude, that's got to be a year by year deal.
I mean, again, it's the family fortune.
Who's the buddy that gets paid every year by that baseball team?
Oh, Bobby Bonilla.
Yeah.
It's got to be one of them kind of things.
You know,
way more than he's good.
Britney Spears?
That's great.
Bania.
Sorry.
No, it's fine.
That's so white of me.
No,
it just means that you've learned his name by reading it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well,
and there's the big checkout set.
Brittany.
Yep.
Britney Spears's husband was signing a pre-up, her new one.
And he was trying to negotiate a deal where for every year he stays with her.
He gets more and more money.
So it's like.
You do not.
Marry that motherfucker, bro.
What?
So it was an incentive to stay with their longer.
That's how they keep people working in jobs that they don't like.
Yeah.
They backload the contract.
I just came from an industry where they do that.
Fuck out of here, though.
And he was trying to backload.
So he's like, what?
Yeah, Britney Spears is like, ah, you know, fifth year there's a big dead cap hit.
If I cut you right now.
Let's see if I can get a trade.
Incentive for oral.
Sign and trade.
Get you off the books.
Dude, he was the one who engineered.
By the way, do you think they, so British.
Brittany has now been freed and is now allowed, like, she's just going nuts online, kind of.
And this guy, I think, was behind a lot of it so he could negotiate, like, a deal like this.
Should we have freed, Brittany?
I was saying before, before Brittany got freed, that there was probably some stuff that we didn't know about her life.
There was probably a reason why she was kept in her legal situation for as long as she was, that, like, the,
judges and I don't think that every judge that looked at her case was like no I want I want you to
continue to be a slave for your dad there was probably something weird going on that we didn't know
about well to prevent like predatory people trying to but again like it's her money it's
she's made all that on her own it should probably be hers that's kind of my mindset but I think
that there was more to it than everybody knew just through the media I think she probably has some
some issues but don't we all still her money
yeah like we've all we've all got issues why can't she just have access to her money and have issues
yeah good point i ain't allowed man i do not give a flying fuck about that situation that brittney
well she just keeps posting news i just hear about it so much and i'm like i just i didn't i just
don't care also kind of off topic of a hot take i think it's really creepy how um into the
the dep herd trial people were yes yeah my surety was one of them i was like oh what's
shit what's your oh it was a total distraction i was like what is your obsession with this shit she was
giving me live updates and i was like bro i don't care i also think i gave a lot of shitty people
an excuse to like dunk on women yeah could be i think it did do that and i also think they're
both just shitty probably shitty people yeah i think they kind of deserved each other in a weird way
great actor though yeah great actor but i think it was weird how many people were into this weird
case but that's just i agree i did not give two shits about it yeah like i don't and yeah
I don't care that it was, yeah.
I think she's a bad person.
I think he's a bad person.
Yep, pretty much.
No, it was a total distraction from Davos.
Davos, okay.
Yeah.
You guys didn't even know what happened.
No, I knew it happened.
Because you've talked about it every day.
You're like, what's going on Davos today?
Yeah, because they were trying to distract us.
They have that sort of meeting like all the time, though.
I know, and then they just manipulate shit.
Wait, what's Davos?
It's a meeting of, how would you describe, like global elites?
Yeah, the globalist convention.
the globalist convention in Davos, yeah.
All right, well, that does it for this week's macro dosing.
Thank you guys for bearing with us and accepting the abbreviated nanodosing on Tuesday.
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